Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - ❌ ANGELA GIARRATANA IS CANCELED! ❌

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

Syd & Olivia are back this week! They're joined with their old pal - the wickedly talented Angela Giarrantana. They talk about the moment Angela realized she was going viral, process Olivia's home invasion through play, apologize to Moo Deng, and welcome Angela to the Villa in this week's Fantasy Love Island.  Chapters 00:00 | Intro 00:45 | Hello Angela! 01:30 | Angela's Sandwich Dealing College Days 05:06 | What ____ Is This ____? 16:49 | Angela's Guide To Getting Out Of Jury Duty 18:22 | BOO YAY! (The Girls Process Olivia's Trauma) 20:58 | Angela's Big VIRAL Moment  26:43 | Syd & Olivia Milk Angela's Viral Teet for Views 30:00 | Angela Gets Canceled :( 31:21 | The Moo Deng Apology 32:25 | Weekly Diaper Conversation 34:12 | Fantasy Love Island 48:24 | Inner Beauty Pageants  52:23 | A New Viral Moment Is Born!  52:33 | End Credits Angela Giarratana https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana https://www.tiktok.com/@angelagiarratanameatball Bonus content on Syd & Olivia's Patreon! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We got canceled for something legitimate. We did. Yeah. You guys did? You and I. And we have to apologize for it. On the last episode of the podcast, um, a couple episodes now. A couple episodes ago.

A couple of episodes ago. A couple of episodes of the podcast, we have, uh, misgendered Moody. Misgendered, the pygmy hippopotamus Moodang, who is a she her. She her. Did not know. We've been referring to Mudang as he, him. We did not know. And that's not an excuse.

But at the same time, we just want to apologize. Yeah. To be fair, I'll say, I don't know, Moodying. And hi, welcome to Sid and Olivia Talk Shit. We have a very special guest today. Angela Giratana. I'm a friend of the pod. Yeah, friends of the pod.

I'm listening for a bit. It's a long time friend of the pod. Yeah, we've known Angela for years. If you don't know who we are, that's Sid. I'm Olivia. This is Angela. And welcome to Sid and Olivia Talk Shit. How are you doing?

Thank you so much. I feel like I'm realizing now, how full of bullshit I am when I'm on any other podcast and I'm excited to see. Because like you guys are actually close friends. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm so excited to be.

Yeah. Angela's the freaking best. We went to college with Angela. We did go to college with Angela. How was that for you? Awesome. So good. Yeah.

I peaked there. No. You sold, you had a sandwich business. Oh yeah. I stole from the dining hall. Made $500. Yeah. That's a small business.

Yeah. That was, yeah, that was the best. you sold a P.B&Js on Bruin Walk. Yeah. Because, yeah, and we put the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on my person when I left the dining hall. Am I making it up or didn't one fall out and they like saw that you were stealing? No, one of us walked in there with two, because we would put them in plastic bags. Right.

Because we wouldn't put bare ass sandwiches on our fucking teeth. Okay. Crazy. They were in bags, then put the bags in our bodies. Right. And one day my best friend got a little too cocky because we were on my month too. That's how it happens with crime. And a woman out loud went,

you did not walk in here that big. And I have a picture of what she looked like that day. And it was like you had like a full like suitcase in your stomach. Someone saying you did not walk in here that big after you're leaving a dining hall is like crazy. Because it looked like she was like taking like a desk. Like it was like it looked like she was really taking something. And then I booked it when I saw her say that.

Oh my God. And that's when my friend starts taking them out one by one. And I'm looking through the window. And I'm looking at all the staff going, oh, my God. And it's just one after the other, after the other, after the other. It was really so brilliant because then you would sell them on Bruin Walk. How much would you sell them for a paw? Okay, so it was one of, it was the stage canteen would only have, it was like stage canteen

Muvall. This is for deep brewing people. Yeah, this is deep cut stuff. They would have like all these other pastries, but they had Peebee and butter, Peeb and J's. and they were selling them for like three bucks and they would go immediately because people were like so into it.

Right. So then we sold them for five. Oh my God. Oh my God. Well now that is. 100% profit if you're listening. Yeah. That is, yeah, that's incredible.

Yeah, that's a small business. And I took, I've never had such a klepto problem than when I was at a university because for some reason I was like, this place costs so much. Yes. I just got an email recently that they're like, you have one of, you have a Eugeno nail play of ours.

And I was like, go fuck your soul. Did they, you think I'm gonna bring this library book back? Wait, what? It's been so long. Not, not, not. Not in my tuition. Not in a bad way. Not in it.

I know, I like just was born, but it's also been so long. It's been so long. We went there. Wait, that is so crazy. Yeah. Did they email your UCLA email? No. My God given email.

How did they find your God? I don't know. I don't know. My God given email. I was like, no shit. No. And I do have that play. Don't give that back.

No. Don't give that back. No. Don't give that back. Yeah. That's true. With my freaking tuition. Oh my God. No, I used to just swipe a water bottle from the stage canteen because I was like, no, I've paid too much. Also, we used to pay a class where we broomed. We swept. Yeah, you guys would sweep. You guys paid to sweep the floor. Angela and I were in theater and we both had to do a class that was like, we were there like, it's like, oh, this is a class where we're teaching you what it's like to work in a theater. But what it meant is sweep the theater. Yeah, you're paying your dues, even though you're also paying money. I was like, yeah, I'm not paying my dues. I'm paying real life money.

Anyway, let's get into a segment for it. Oh my, my. Which actually, now we're great. But, like, my dad would be like, why am I paying this much money for a movie? You guys have Tai Chi, too. Tai Chi, too. I was in film, so I didn't do, I didn't take any of these classes. I just took film classes.

I don't know. Anyway. Tai Chi. Tai Chi. At 8 in the morning. That's too early. Too early. That's far too early.

Okay, we're going to do a segment. All right, we've got a segment. It's a fun segment that we start with sometimes. It's called what blank is this. blank. It's a question and answer a game. We're just going to start the music. Start the music. The music. Okay, okay. You ready? Yeah. Do you want to read these? Because I read them last. Sure, sure. I'll read these out. So we asked everyone these questions. There's no wrong answers, but it's just I'm curious to know what everyone's answers are. Okay, first question. If the people in your DMs were an alcoholic beverage, what would they be?

Angela I'm going to go with I'm going to go with Mike's hard lemonade because it's for a it's been drinking by adults but it gives children Wow

And you can't really put a finger on it Is this a candy or a drink? Yeah Is this an adult or a kid? Uh-oh That's really good And don't respond to those Don't respond to it

You can't tell if it's an adult or a kid You can't respond. What if it is 100%. What if it's, yeah, you can't tell from the icon. It's always just like a squirrel. And it's like, it's always a squirrel. It's always a fucking squirrel. And someone said to me like you're, you look like a sexy Muppet.

And I go, is that an adult or a kid? That's such actually a good, a good follow up question. If someone says you look like a sexy Muppet to just go, is this an adult or a kid? Yeah. Yeah, that's so true. Yeah. Olivia, who's in your DMs? I said it was a PAPS, spiked.

with LSD. Oh, such different DMs. I know. And why? Well, I've got a lot of like red meat men in my DMs for some reason. I don't really love it. What is a red meat man? I don't know. Just guys who are like, I'm a guy. And I don't know.

Just like guys who I wouldn't want in my DMs who would drink, I don't know, a beer. But then also there's the LSD element of like there's some crazy shit in there. So I just feel like you take the guy who would drink, you know, a big bowl of beer at a party. Yeah, got it. Big ladle, but someone put. And there's something in there. And we'll get LSD and the big bowl of beer that everyone's ladling out for their sippy cups. I love a ladle of beer for my sippy cup.

Sid, what did you answer? So I checked my DMs for this and realized I haven't received many in a while. Shit. And the last DM I received was from one of my parents' friends. And it said, are you safe from the fire? So I said, I said, water. I was going to say it's a giving glass of water. It's a glass of water.

What's the temperature, though? Tepid, I think it's a tepid glass of water. Yeah, whoever that woman was, yeah, I'm okay. Thank you for asking. So I just, yeah, I don't think I'm putting out much stuff that is requiring any DMs. Any response. Any response? Everyone's like, I got it. I'm good.

I have no follow-up questions here. Do you guys? I want to circle back to this at all? Do you guys ever, I occasionally post pictures of myself, but most. It's like me and my friends. Yeah. And I get a lot when I post myself, whoa, look at that. Where there's someone surprised I'm pretty?

Oh. Yeah. Do you get those? I have gotten one of those before, a few of those before. She's like, whoa, I love it when you smile. I've gotten the opposite. They like it when you're a hit. I posted years ago, I posted like a sexy picture of myself.

And I got a guy commenting being like, we follow you because you're funny. Oh. And I genuinely like have never been more flattered by like someone. being mad at me. I was going to say that's great to happen. I know. I know. And honestly, like, maybe that's, maybe that's, listen, if you guys comment shit like that, that's the nicest thing you can ever comment. So, literally. So just take that one home. Wow. I have another question for you guys. Go for it. If the smell of formaldehyde was an outdated fashion trend, what would it be? Do you guys remember Paul Frank? Yes. Him. Oh, love that. Love him. Yes.

It was a monkey? It was a monkey. It was the monkey. my mom loved Paul Frank and my mom loves rubbing formaldehyde everywhere. Your mom still loves Paul Frank she has that Paul Franks. I just got her a Paul Frank thing where'd you buy that? They're having a weird random comeback in random stores like a lot of people are doing collabs with them there's like like I

found the fuck up. Yeah I found Paul Frank stuff like in the store um Wacko. Oz? Yeah similar OXO it's like Oz but slightly different yeah. Wow. Yeah I know it's it's like yeah like juicy Couture came back. Yeah. Okay.

If the smell of formaldehyde was an outdated fashion trend, what would it be? I said tights under shorts. Ooh. Okay. Tites under shorts. I was a big offender of that. I said the leather conductor's hat on, on, on, not in a, not in a, not in a village people sense. Got it.

Like in like a normal person wearing a leather conductor's hat, not the village people, not doing it. A normal person would never wear a leather conductor's hat. There's like a, there's like a, there's like a millennial woman. moment with the leather conductor's hat. There was. I'm trying to think like it was very like Disney Channel stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The newsy

hats too. There was definitely a moment of that. Okay. If your health insurance was a personality trait that gives you the ick, what would it be? I said never offers to pay. Ooh. I said ghosting.

Yeah. Ghosting. Yeah. Honestly, that's a good one. Yeah. I'd say mean about women's reproductive rights. Such a good, but you know what? These are all toxic. These are all huge aches. Okay, well, great. That was beautiful.

Like, everything's fine, and then suddenly it's about my ability to, like, not have a baby or, I don't know, you know. I know. I know. All of a sudden, they're just like, let's get into this. Let's go over the weeds on this. Whoa. You were chill up till this world.

You were so funny before. We were just splitting ravioli. This is home from. Okay. Here's a question that's a crazy one. If Michael Jackson's thriller was a national tragedy, what would it be? Do you want to say it on the count of three? Yes.

Just your best guess on the count of three. Are you guys going to answer a real national tragedy? Yeah. Okay, give me a second. Think about what national tragedy is the same scale or similar to thriller? The song itself. Yes. The quality of the song.

Just like the... I'm just going to say something. How big it is. how well known it is the effect of the song on the nation. Okay, ready? One, two, three, nine 11. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Great. All right. You hate it to do it that much? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, it's how big it is.

It's the same, the amount of people that know about 9-11 is the same amount of people that know about the song thriller. Nationally. Nationally. Nationally. But internationally, I would argue more people know the song thriller. Right. This is a question somebody asked us.

once at a party and we really like stuck on it for a long time. 100%. No, this is more logical than I thought. Yeah. I thought we were just going vibes. Well, just like how much, how much has this impacted stuff? Oh, okay. And it doesn't have to be positively or negatively.

Obviously, the impacts are very different in terms of quality. You're so, I actually, I stand by 9-11. Yeah. Spooky. All right. Well, now we have you saying I stand by 9-11. So. Clip it.

Jesus Christ. Okay, finally, if how you feel right now, was an animal, what would it be? And images are allowed. Does anyone want to go first? Sure, I'll go. Oh. Oh.

So if you are not watching and you're just listening, Sid, what is this? So this is a little bat. I'm obsessed with this guy. This guy is a little bat with his wings out like this. I guess you can't see. His wings are out kind of like he's trying to start something. He is. But he's also kind of like, don't even come from me, man.

How'd you find him? I looked up little bat guy. Yeah. Yeah. Squrolled a little, found this guy. Yeah, I like him. I think that he wants the smoke, but he also doesn't. And that's kind of how I feel in this moment.

Yeah, he looks happy. Are you happy? He wants the smoke. He doesn't. He's upset. It's like in this modern day world, sometimes you want the smoke and sometimes you don't. And that's how I feel when I like read the news. Okay.

Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair. So picture me on CNN being like, Okay, Angela, if you were an animal, what would you be right now? If you're an animal right now, I would be this picture. This is a low-res, a low-res, really small-res, really small, cropped. This is a low-res. It is so low-res.

Large lab in a pool. I looked up lab in a pool because I feel today. day in this moment, just sitting here, everything I'm saying feels like such lab in a pool energy. Do you feel highly pixelated? Yeah, I feel like cropped, not well. You feel screenshotsed. I feel like just, okay. You feel low res.

Just like, hey, it's funny because it's in the pool. You're happy, but you're low res. And whose leg is that? Yeah, whose leg is that? My egos. Oh. Take that home. I don't know.

I think that's the kid who. I think this is actually a famous dog on TikTok, and I didn't Google him, but I just know him. Buster. I think this is Buster. Oh, it's Buster. I'll believe you regardless of whether or not you're making that out. Yeah. Wow, Buster. Yeah, I love his tongue.

I love that his tongue is kind of drooping. I like that his eyes are a bit sad, but he has a smile on. Yeah. I just don't know. That's it. I love all breeds of dogs, and I love mixed breed dogs. I love purebred dogs, but I do feel like the fact that overbreeding is happening. putting so much and now there's TikTok famous dogs that are pixelated is like really a problem.

100%. And this and this dog specifically he won't leave the pool. It's very fun to watch. No, he won't get out of there. Yeah. Oh, I love that. Yeah. Um, Olivia, how about you? What animal are you today? If I was an animal right now, I would be this. Can I tell you when you both ask this question, I knew you'd have fucking little creatures like this? Both of you. Both of you are giving this energy all the time. It's crazy that that just is like coherent for me. Right, right. So what this is, this is a very, very famous fox. This is the bad taxidermy fox.

It is a-oh, it's taxidermy. It's bad taxidermy, yeah. So that is a fox that someone did taxidermy too badly. Okay, can I really just kind of focus on, it's holding its crotch, Olivia? Yeah, it's also disassociating. It's holding its inner thigh, it's holding its crotch. So what's going on there? It's disassociating, but look in its eyes is,

It's gone. It's pretending to be alive, but it's dead. It's sitting on a chair that is not the correct proportionate. Is the chair there? I don't. I have no one. That's not a real chair. I don't know.

All I know is that it's pretending to be alive and it's doing a bad job. I mean, but at least it's hugging its groin. At least it's connected to its sensuality. It looks like he died with his paw that way. So the taxidermist was like, let's just make this work. That is the look I get on my face when I disassociate. Like, that is the look I get on my face when I start. thinking about something when I'm in a conversation with someone.

And I like, that is the exact look. Right. Which is turns out a taxidermy look, which is really something I'm going to have to unpack for years. Totally. Have you ever done jury duty? No, but our friend just finished jury duty. Whoa, I did jury. Did you do that?

You sit there like that whole time. I had to report for jury duty. And I was dismissed. No joke. They said on my looks alone because my eyes were like, what? Because the story was crazy. And I was hearing about it and I was like, oh my God. And I imagine.

It was giving like, that's not an impartial juror. Because I would do that on my own. I would just react huge. I would be like, and then they'd be, yeah, no, okay, I didn't know. I imagine that the person who said that to you was the same person who said, you did not come in here that big. They're working in. And they're all my mom.

You did not come in here that big. That's so funny. Oh my God, that is a crazy jury duty hack. I don't know if it works for everyone. Like, I think I, I, I think I purported. somebody. Like it was very clear like, oh, no, not her anymore. Wow. Because I stayed, I stayed there for a bit. I really wanted to make it. Well, you got to teach us how to perturb people better. Yeah. I think I'm very good at perturbing people, but not enough to...

If you look like this when you're dissociating, I think you're doing just fine. Okay, I'm loving that for me. I'm loving that. Wait, that is so crazy. I've truly never heard of anything like that. Because it's like such a thing that, like, people try to get out of jury duty by being like, I'm weird and everyone's like, ha-ha, okay. Yeah, I wonder if a gasp would go a long way too. Yeah. Just like a gasp goes a long way in general. I've always said that. And I've always had that.

That was that game. Here's the music. Stop the music. You had a jury duty hack. I have a personal, I have like a home security hack. Okay. Yeah, not homeland security. That's fucked up.

I have a home security hack. Thank God. Okay. Have you guys played the game, Yebu? Like the improv game? Yeah, the improv game. So someone says a positive statement. Everyone goes, yay.

And then someone says a negative statement. Yes. Okay. So I want to process something through the game of Yay Boo, but I want to do it as Boo Yay. So can you guys just do the Boo Yeh part and I'll do the parts about my week? Totally. Oh, my God. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. And we can't say anything about Boo or Ye. Yep. Great.

All right. I found out I got cheated on in a previous relationship last week. Boo. But it's a previous relationship. Yay! But then a couple days later, my place got broken into. But I was so numb from the first thing that I didn't really feel anything about it. Yay!

But the government is fascist. And then do you guys have a silver lining to that one? Because I don't have, if I need you guys to... But you're already disassociating about the first one. There we go. There we go. So it carries over. Yay! Yay!

I hope security tip is if you're going to get your place broken in to find out something awful right before, it will make it so much better. Oh my God. Especially if you take your passport. Oh, my God. All right. So you want to do another segment? What? Oh, my God.

Next segment. Oh, I have a good segment. Sure. Yeah. Whatever you need in this moment. This is a segment called What's Wrong with Olivia. Oh, right. I actually, I listen to and I have, and I've thought about it.

$5. What do you think is wrong with me? Okay. I've thought about it. Yeah. I'm going to go with, because I'm going to play, I'm trying to play the game smart. I'm not trying to, like, actually figure this out. I just want to play the game.

The rules of this game is you have to guess what's going to come back on my comprehensive test of what's wrong with me. And you get $5 if you guess right. Olivia is getting assessed. Yep. Yes. I think you're, I'm putting my cards down on anxiety. Okay. And OCD.

Okay. Beautiful. How much money do you want to put on you? You get $5. So how much? I'm going to do $3 on anxiety just because I'm playing smart. Yep. Because there's no way that's not going to be in there.

I know. It's like is there fucking. Yeah. Is there air in me lungs? 100%. Okay. And then I'll put two on OCD. Okay, beautiful.

Great. Awesome. We'll tally that up and we'll get back to you when I get my results. Wow. Angela, you had something very cool happen recently. What? You had a clip go viral on the internet. And it looks like this.

Oh, okay. God. Are you kidding? That's unfair. She made those. I need to calm down. Everything's fine. Amanda. I'm an adult. Okay. That's beautiful. That was beautiful. Thank you so much. How did it feel? How did it feel? Yeah. Tell us about that. Girls, I feel like you'll get this. Yeah. This is great to talk about this with you too. I would wish, honestly on my worst enemy on the guy who fucking cheated you. cheated on you, I would wish what happened, which is going viral while on a cruise with your family. In the Bahamas, no service, can't download anything. And you're supposed to, it would feel better to be off your phone at this time.

Right. But if you blink, if you don't own it or some bullshit like that, you're not taking your moment. And all you're doing is drinking with your cup. cousins who aren't going to give you good advice about this. Well, oh no. And you're on a cruise. That's awesome. So everywhere you go, someone goes, are you that girl from the clip?

And you're like, what clip? I can't see my phone. Do you know who I posted it? Because I can't see. Oh. Wow. That does sound awful. And I think it was the anxiety of like some bullshit like, this is only going to happen

you once. And if you don't fucking use this. Because I feel like that is now going viral would be like what in theater school they told us like, is your fucking. moment, which is disgusting to even think about. But I was like... And it's also so different and it's not because like, you know, like you're good. Not one dollar made.

Like, you know, I think every moment is your moment. Oh. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That is first of all, insane part of the law that I didn't even know. Oh, 100%. And like, like, Scissor reposted it and that was the first one. Yeah, I remember when CISO posted it. Yeah. Wow. And that was right when I was like, I can't see what she posted. Oh. I can't. I'm getting things. texts about it, but I can't see. And that's when I started to like go like, oh, that's like a nightmare.

Yeah. That is like not saying like that's a nightmare because that's the worst thing that could ever happen to someone, but that's a nightmare in the way that like how nightmares work where you need to see something and you can't see it. Like you're refreshing your phone. But like, you know, it's like when you're trying to run really fast, but you can't run it all. Oh, even more specifically, all of my nightmares are I need to see Siza and I cannot see her. You're like all your nightmares are I need to see Siza and I'm on a cruise. Yeah. Like, quick, is this talking about you for 1.5 seconds. Yeah. And you just left the conversation. Yeah. And you just like.

And it's scissor. Yeah. Oh, one of the days. It was like day four. Yeah. When like fucking Ian texts me and he's like, what are you going to do, dude? And I was like, oh, I guess I should do something. I guess I should fucking.

And I was like, what are you supposed to do in that situation? Honestly, what I didn't understand. And then I realized it. I was like, I have to claim it quick. Right. So people can go to me. Ha ha ha. Yeah.

Damn. Because Smosh didn't even clip it. Really? So they, yeah, they were all on break. Dude. So they were like, it's a, they were like, never go viral during a break. Yeah, it was just like they couldn't even gain anything from it. I mean, we all at some point, I don't know.

But, like day four or something, I was drunk as hell with my cousins. Good for you. At the dining hall, okay? Of the cruise. Of the cruise. And you made a bunch of B&Js to sell. 100%. And that's just selling them out.

And you were so much bigger than when you went in. But I had just ordered. And then I'm like drinking this martini. And for some reason I went, I'm going to go upstairs. I think I was also getting off on the fact everywhere I went. I'd be like, I live here. Yeah. Right?

So I was like at this restaurant. I was like, I can just go upstairs in my room. Absolutely. Right? Yeah. And I was like, I'm going to leave in the middle of this meal, go duet the TikTok, come right back. Wow. Fun.

And then I went upstairs, middle of the meal, had ordered an appetizer meatball for myself, one big meatball. Okay, that's exciting. And like a goddamn hero, went upstairs, read it my face. blew out my hair okay put a tank top on good for you

because I was in like cousin clothes and you don't want to go fucking on the internet in your cousin's uniform yeah the big thing about cousin clothes you got to put on something really baggy so they don't want to fuck you hands up folks I gotta wear me cousin bubble

let's play monopoly everyone put on your cousin vest first put on your cousin vest so your cousins can't fuck so we can't see your gender or your gender Disgusting. Okay, so I did that in the middle of the meal that went back. Yeah, it was...

Left your meatball. Yeah, and then I came cold. Did you eat the meatball first, or was it cold? Dude. Yeah. And then I was like, I took multiple drafts of the video. So then I was trying to send to my friends, like, which one should I do? That's hard because you have no Wi-Fi.

Couldn't send it. So all to say, it was cool and fun, but it happened at the worst time ever, yeah. So let's break down the clip. Yeah. What do you think about it made it viral? It's viral. Yeah. I think our dear friend, Kylie Brickman, said this to me.

Friend of the podcast. Friend of the pod. Friend of the pod. She mentioned it, and I can't stop thinking it. It went viral or someone clipped it the week everyone was playing board games with their family. Because in the beginning, everyone was clipping it being like playing with my little sister and then realizing she's eight. Or being at home. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. That sounded so. My little sister and then realize she. You have to put on your cousin bubble. Oh, my God. Okay, Angela, put on your cousin uniform. I said that and then I agreed on 9-11. This is what she was...

Oh, boy, Angela. Because obviously you know what we're going to ask you to do next. We're going to ask you to create a new viral sound. Yeah. Music! Cut the music. Okay, Angela. Oh, Angela, here's the moment we've all been waiting for.

Angela, it's the moment we've been waiting for. Wait, this is going to be actually really fun to do. Yeah. So, listen, I'm glad you think so. Yeah. We are depending on you right now. Yeah, so we have to figure out what made that sound viral and how you can recreate it and how we can support you. We're going to give you multiple opportunities to create the next viral sound.

If you need any of our help, we're here for you. Yeah, if you want us to say something. Okay. I think what we need. Amanda. Yeah. I think what we need inherently is a turn. Okay.

For the transitions. Yep. Right? Yes. Yes. So there needs to be one by. and then a switch. Right.

Right? That's such a good point. Because that's what I know. This is like a lot of that. Yeah. But also I'm thinking of like this shot that we're in right now. And I feel like we should use like, you know, viral podcast. Right.

Right. Right. Where it's like us talk. Like I'm only thinking about viral men where they're like, yeah, I don't eat pussy. Do you? And they're like, oh man, and that goes viral. Right, right, right, right. You know what I'm talking about?

I'm like, I've never done it in my life. So there needs to be a turn there. Yeah. So it could be like. And we need to. And we need to wrap. Like we, yeah, like something like... So we rag on pussy, there's a turn, there's three of us.

Yeah. Okay, ready? Okay, um... Sorry. Okay, we'll just back you up. You're the viral one. Okay, here you're going to make a bold swing. That's okay? We love a bold swing.

But I'm gonna act like we're really talking. Okay, yeah, absolutely. We are. We are. Okay, so here's the viral sound. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. You like balls? I hate pussy. What? It's such a crazy turn of events! Now that, now that, here is something. Yeah, let's try it again, let's try it again. I feel like I left your eye now.

That was really good. I feel like I want to do it again, this is one. Okay, ready? Yeah, you got it. No, why don't you start? You start. I don't know about you guys, but politics ain't for me. Girl, tell that to my pussy book.

Now that was a crazy turn. Okay, is that something? Is that like, one more like, more games with my eight-year-old sister? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Think about what it could be memed at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what would this one be? Let's think about like girls just going out.

Yeah, girls don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Is anyone sitting on my vape? I'm sitting on your pussy. And boy, do I look hot doing it. What a turn that was. Okay, guys.

Okay, and so guys, if one of those doesn't go viral, this is your fault. I'm going to end it. I do. I do feel like that has the potential to go viral on maybe a pornography website. Yeah. Yeah. It is a potential to go viral on like my phone for me when I watch it over and over again tonight.

Is anyone sitting on my vape? Is that something? Okay. I think that's something. I think it's something, right? I think that's something. Something? Okay, great.

You guys, that was that segment music. Cut the music. End it. Also, the one thing we're really glad that hasn't happened to you since your viral moment. is that you haven't gotten brutally and viciously canceled. Oh, my God. I know. Until this comes out and I say all that crazy shit.

Well, it's okay. We're going to do it now. Yeah, we're going to cancel you. So now here's a segment called we're canceling Angela for all the stuff she just said. And play the music. No! Cut the music! Oh, my God.

Let's play the music again. And cut it! Angela, remember when you said the word pussy? That was really offensive. Yeah, the thing about you is you've said a lot of things. Yeah. Let's play some really like sad apologetic music. You've said a lot of things that I would like you to take ownership of.

Yeah, and I just want to listen. I remember sometime a few minutes ago. You said something long lines of I touched my sister. What did you say? What did you say? She didn't say that. And who are we canceling now? Wait, what did you say?

I would never. She said I was playing with my sister and then I realized she was. And it was your fucking sick, fucking brains. And it was about board games. That took it that way. Right. And that's how lesson you got to learn is that when you say something that doesn't mean anything bad, you can still get canceled for it. But you know what we did?

We got canceled for something legitimate. We did. Yeah. You guys did? And we have to apologize for it. Mm-hmm. On the last episode of the podcast. A couple episodes now.

A couple episodes ago. A couple of episodes ago. A couple of episodes of the podcast, we have. Okay. Sorry. A couple of episodes of the podcast, we have misgendered Moodang. Misgendered the pygmy hippopotamus Moodang, who is a she her. She her? Did not know. We've been referring to Moodang as he, him.

We did not know, and that's not an excuse, but at the same time, we just want to apologize. Yeah, to be fair, I'll say, I don't know Moodang. Yeah, but that's not an excuse. I don't know Moodang. Okay, cool. So I'm sorry. So I'm sorry then. Moodang doesn't have their pronouns in their bio.

Okay, so I'm sorry and I take full accountability. Okay, but no, truly, I'm so sorry, Moodang, if you're listening with your tiny little ears. Yeah. Sorry about that. You are literally a woman. Yeah. You are literally, you are literally a woman. First part was great.

We don't need the second part. Yeah. I don't understand. I have a question. So when we were doing Smosh the sitcom, you wore one of our diapers. One of the diapers. And do you know that we only have one diaper left in that 40 pack? I heard about that.

Yeah, it's pretty exciting. And I also was listening to you guys talking about these diapers and how it's when I used to, I used to be my grandmother's caretaker. Oh, that's. And I would buy a legitimate use of the diapers. And they come in bulk for a reason, Olivia. Because you can't stop shitting in them. Because you just don't have time to go back and get more.

Oh, you know what? Because you guys were like, why are so many? But I will say it's so expensive. Yeah, yeah. I remember being like, Jesus Christ, we're out again. Yeah, that's such a good family. Yeah, but they should make a small pack. You know, they should make a small pack for people who want to do a silly sketch.

And a big pack for people who need them for their bodies. A big pack for people who can't afford to leave the house for more than 10 minutes. That is such a good point. That is such a good point. But you guys let me one of yours. feel like that's like a star on my badge that I have one that I used one of your diaper. You had one of the diaper. Yeah.

It's really special. Did you make poopie in it? No. Did you make poopie during Smosh This to come at all? Did I make poopie at all? Did I take one single shit at all? In the entire several month period. Of developing the show?

Yeah. Probably somewhere once. I did not. Okay. Not the whole time. I still won't. Wow. But yeah, we have one diaper left.

Yeah, we do. What should we do with that diaper? Well, people are voting on it, but you can put in a vote if you want. What are people voting? No, no. I saw some. say hang it like a flag? I was going to say, I feel like...

Oh, we could hang it here. We could put it in the set. Or what if it was the Y and sit? Oh my God, yeah, perfect, because I'm shit. Because you're a dipie girl. And dikees hold shit. The Y and your name holds poopie. And I'm shit.

Do you know about our lunatic Love Island fantasy bracket? Okay, I know a little bit. I am not caught up to date. You're going to have to tell me last time on Love Island. Would you like to join an update? I would absolutely love it. We've never done a Love Island update with a guest before. I think it's the perfect guest to do it with.

Yeah, I think so too. And I think you can add whatever you want to it. And it doesn't matter. No, nothing matters. Does anything look like it matters right now? No, nothing matters. Okay, okay, this is Love Island fantasy bracket music. A came here for love.

Cut the music. Okay. Previously on Love Island. So who do we have in the villa right now? So in the villa right now, in our couples, is Tombgis, the AMPM mascot who is recoupled up with the rainbow fish, who he has feelings for, but the rainbow fish is not sure. The rainbow fish is also dying and sounds like this. Every time it's hot. No, that fish is so sweet.

Well, the rainbow fish has a crush on a new bombshell, which is a lot of water. But a lot of water right now is currently coupled up with chat GPT. Because you understand the history of chat chipt using 50 milliliters of a lot of water. Every prompt. So they coupled up. And then RFK Jr.'s brainworm, who is our like island bad boy, he is the, he's pying everyone. He finally pied his longtime couple. Scrappy dew bursting in his mcooking's chest to recouple up with the duolingo owl post BBL. And the duo lingo owl is really just looking for somebody to like her for more than just her BBL. But is also really proud of her BBL. And then the final couple is, um, k-tinky tinky winky. Tinky winky. Wow. A pile of furniture outside of my apartment. They're just both firecrackers. I don't know if it's romantic, but it might be.

I don't know. Yeah. And then Scrappy Dew was dumped from the island, ripped off his or her or their own face and revealed they were the mayor. So everyone's taxes went up. The mayor of Love Island. Got it. Wow. What a bombshell.

Yeah. And then previous bombshells and have been Glenn Close, who also was dumped from the island, came back as a bombshell and walked into the ocean never to return. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but I hear a rumor that there's going to be a new bombshell in this episode. I think there's a new bombshell in the villa. So I think it starts with Rainbow Fish and Tombgis are having a conversation by the pool. Yes, by the pool.

By the pool is like, looking at the pool like, oh God. Shaking with agony, like wanting it so badly. You can't have it. Yeah. Tombgis is like, hi, pipes, like I just felt like we should recouple up because I really didn't feel like we had, I feel like we have unfinished business and we should keep exploring. Yeah, I feel like we should be to give art, and I feel like I've got real feelings for you, but I feel like when we coupled up, I was sensing there was a little bit of distance. And from a distance, whoa, we just said distance.

And from a distance, you hear a range rover going, range rovers pulling in. Oh, my God. And rainbow fish is, you know, craning its next. What's going on? It's going. Who pulls out of that range rover? Oh, my God.

Sexy music plays. Sexy music plays. Sexy music plays. Sexy music plays. People are hearing the heels. Yeah. The sexy, sexy legs walking down. Oh my gosh.

Surprise. It's CPK. California Pizza Kitchen. Oh, my God. California Pizza Kitchen. California Pizza Kitchen entered the eyes. Oh, my God. California Pizza Kitchen is leaving a trail of barbecue sauce behind it.

Everywhere it goes. Chop salad everywhere. Everywhere. We're going to see California Pizza Kitchen's intro. You know, California Pizza Kitchen. You know, like all the things. And California Pizza Kitchen says, What's up? I'm CPK.

I'm about 31 years old. What can I say? I love babes. I love older women and younger women. I'm reliable. But sometimes when you kiss me, it smells like chicken picada. And CPK is wearing like a speech. know. Yeah. And he's like doing some dance moves that are like kind of kooky and silly. They're like

silly boy dance moves. They're like silly boy. Like oh he's got a good sense of humor. Who knew? Who knew it's a he? He's like I'm really eyeing rainbow fish. I feel like her and I can do some crazy stuff together. Yeah. He really wants to put her on a pizza. Yeah. He really wants to serve her as a din. He wants to dry her out and put her on a pizza, but she can't see it. He wants to fuck her with avocado. Yes. And she's kind of like, She's like, no, I think he has good intentions. Well, she's also kind of like, oh, right. So he comes into the villa, and the first person he pulls for a chat is Rainbow Fish.

And come with me. And he says, you know, hey, what's up? I'm CPK. And that's what Rainbow Fish says, right? Because that's how it sounds until it gets water. I know you're coupled up. I just want to know, like, are you open to meeting other people or are your door is closed right now? Honestly, I'm interested in a lot of water.

Oh, you're interested in somebody else. A lot of water. Oh, damn. This is a hard moment because so chat GPT overhears this. Holy shit. Which is really bad. Because chat chb t is in a couple with a lot of water and has the opportunity to sabotage this. Yeah.

So chat chippy tea is like, I am going to ruin CPK's day. I am going to ruin the rainbow fish's day. I am going to rim. KKKKKKKKKKK-Winky in the bathroom. Yeah, that's another thing. KKKKK-K be rimming people in the villa. No, chat GBT and KK-Dinky-Wing, you're always rimming each other in the bathroom. Ew!

I don't like it. I didn't make it up. No, I could tell you that off on it when you said it, Olivia. I couldn't make it up. You're sick fog. It's just really happening. It's just what's real. I didn't make it up.

So basically, this gives CPK some ideas of like, okay, if Rainbow Fish's head is already turning, maybe Rainbow Fish's head could turn. and even more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. FBK goes, okay. You know what? I'm going to give you something to remember me by

and gives Rainbow Fish Oh my God, what's it going to be? A rainbow set of crayons branded CPK. Wow, from the kids venue? Yeah. Wow. Which is super bad boy.

Rainbow Fish is like, rainbow crayons. I'm a rainbow fish. Okay, this guy is getting... Yeah, he... Holy shit. Except it's more like this guy's going to be.

Right. So then CPK is like, you hold on to that. Yeah. Put that in your gills. Put that in your gills. Jam that in your gills for a while. Yeah. Feel how that feels.

Yeah. And I'm going to go take some other ladies to talk to. Yeah. And then so, but meanwhile, we see RFK's brainworm talking to the person he is newly coupled up with the duolingo owl. Oh my God. How are they? RFK's brainworm is like, oh, I can't believe I get to be coupled up with the duo lingo owls BBL. The duo lingo owl is like, um, both.

I really wish you could see me for just more than my butt. I wish you could see me for who I am. I know so many languages. Bonjour. Yeah. And then RFK's brainworm is like, oh, look at that BBL. I couldn't hear any of that French because I was transfixed on that BBL.

I think CPC comes in to pull someone for a chat. Who do you think CBK is going to pull for? I think CPK, we have to remember. CPK is a chain, right? Yeah. So I think he's also like sure he's like putting, he's not putting all of his eggs in this basket. That's so true.

A chain would not put all their eggs in one back. Like looking for a mall. Looking for maybe anybody else. Absolutely. So I think he's taken a ton of water for a chat. Oh. Because I think CPK can get messy in that love triangle. I think he's like, hey.

Yeah. A lot of water. Surf's up, dude. Do you want to go grab a chat? Yeah. And then a lot of water is like, yeah, I'd love to grab a chat. You know, kind of like that.

They go grab a chat They grab a chat They grab their chat They go to the chat room Grab a couple chats Yeah and I feel as if these are like Two hot people Kind of just like nodding a lot of each other

Just being like we're both hot Do we even like in the same room Like when the show kind of like is like Oh these two hot people started talking But nothing really came out of this Nothing's happening Do you quite like book? Yeah

I like menu Yeah exactly Exactly That's like how it's going I think that I think that I think that Kaki Tinky Winky

sees CPK and it's like, uh-oh. Oh, Kinky Winky's in? Uh-oh. Tinky Winky also just, you know, has really inappropriate music videos playing on its stomach TV, and then when it's on a date with you, it puts straight porn on. To try to get you around. To get you around. To get you around.

C. C.P.K loves straight porn. That'll work. I did not know C.P.K. loves street porn. So, Tinky Winky Tinky takes CPK to the terrace, which is a big move. That's such a big move. Tinky Winky goes, uh-oh, oh, oh.

And then the subtitles say, press my little button if you want a little secret. CPK goes, yeah, I mean, I want to show you that I'm like reliable and can like, you can be vulnerable here. So I'd love to press that button. So obviously CBK presses Kinky Winky's little button and what starts playing on the Tommy TV? Straight porn. Straight porn is playing and CPK goes. A girl on top, not a lot of movement, the way I like it. It reminds CPK of the white bread that comes out at the beginning of a meal.

The baguette. Stale baguette. CPK goes, God, I wish I just had some butter for this porn. I wish I had some oil and vinegar, but not enough. And like a really nice Pepsi. Yeah. Oh, wow. Dinky Winky is like feeling herself with this.

Yeah. And she always is leading with her sex. Which can come in to be an issue because maybe they're not really getting to know her. Oh, of course. Well, I think, you know, your sexuality can be empowering and it can be a crutch. Of course. And that's what I've always said about. And all of a sudden this podcast gets real.

Your podcast can be a, no, your, yeah, your sexuality can be a crutch. And I've always said that about kinky-winky. Yeah. But also like not just their sexuality. Also, they're partying wild girl persona. Totally. You know what I mean? That can be a crutch too.

Like who is that? Has that always been with the cameras on? on like that. Exactly. Exactly. What used to be on that tummy TV? Oh, great question. Yeah.

Like during her childhood. Yeah. It wasn't straight porn. It wasn't straight porn. So then the hosts walk into the villa. And the hosts, just so you know, are both Young Sheldon and Mark L. Walberg from Temptation Island. So the hosts walk into the villa. They walk straight past the villa.

Season one, Young Sheldon or like end of the series seat? Season one, I think he's ageless. Yeah, he hatched out of an age. Yeah, he works for the devil. Glad I specified. They walked past the cast. into the ocean, they go down underneath the ocean, and then tunnel back under the island and come back up the secret island elevator covered in substances that have never been discovered

by man. They come out of the elevator and they say, Islanders. First of all, crazy route of them to take I know. CPK really loudly goes, sup. They did a lap for no reason. They say Islanders. that a new bomb shell has entered the villa, it is time for a recoupling. Oh, that's so soon. So soon. And CBK hasn't even had a chance to talk to everybody. Oh, my God.

And the worst part is that's going to leave someone single and vulnerable. It doesn't mean someone's going to get dumped this time, but it's really dangerous. It is dangerous to be single and Love Island. After all, it's not Friend Island. It's not. That's another show. That's your cruise. No, your cruise was Cousin Island.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, please. So then I think that it's a bunch of shots of all of the different islanders going. Yeah. And then it says, next time on Love Island. Oh, fuck, yeah. Yeah. And then there's a preview.

And then there's a preview. And the preview is what? I think it's the preview is like a lot of music and a lot of heads turning going like, Yeah, and then RFK going, I got a text. Yeah, and then RFK going B, B, B, ew. And then that's it. And then he goes, jump, dun, dun, dun, then the music starts playing. Yes.

And we all go, oh my God, I can't wait. Okay. Have you ever in public been like, I go a text? No, but now I should. I wanted to do it. You should. We could do it today. Like what girlies are going to look up, you know?

Oh, we should go to a bar and do that. I go to a bar and do that. If we go to a bar and do that, I bet you people will be like, oh, and run over. It'd be so fun to just be like... Fuck them, good. It'd be so fun. If you ever see us at a bar and we say I've got a text really loud, like we're on Love Island, please flog over. That's an invitation to hang.

Please flock over. Yes, please. Yeah. You know what? I think I would want to see Smosh Love Island. Oh! You would, like this current... Yes.

Yeah. I would love to see you guys do real life Love Island not as a bit. Just real life. Like, I wish you were all single and you could all. all just be like, all right, this is who we have to couple up with. Are we doing it? I think we'd all fight over Tommy and Chance. Oh.

Because we would just, I don't know. That's what I'm thinking is like we'd all just be like, it would just be divisive quickly. We'd be like, let's just, it would be friend island. I mean, what is Smosh but Friend Island? Wow. Maybe Smosh is friend island. I never let's a couple up with who their better friend is this week. It's like way more toxic than Love Island.

It's like, okay, who's a better friend? Not just like, who are you into? because it's so much worse. It would just be like, who do you like talking to right now? It's so much more personal. No, there's like beauty pageants, but then there are people who do like inner beauty pageants and to lose an inner beauty pageant just sucks so much more. It sucks so much more than to lose a beauty page.

There are inner beauty pageants? Yeah, it sucks. But just like, wait, I was losing my shit. We used to know a girl who ran one. And to lose would just suck so much more. I feel like an inner beauty pageant's like the SAT. Yeah. It's also like very much so like somebody running an inner beauty pageant means I just get to decide who I like the most.

Also just like losing a beauty pageant would be, you know, normal. Oh no. Meet the inner beauty pageant stars featuring girls in foster care. Oh, that's so mean. So then they have to win. If they all have to win. No. If they're in foster care that no one can lose, fuck that.

Taking people who have already been through something and being like, now we can. get to judge. We get to pick who's the best person, who's the most beautiful on the inside. That's so fucked up. Yeah, this is fuck. Unless everyone wins. If everyone wins, then I love it. This is crazy, you guys. I didn't even know this was, like, I didn't know this was a thing. No, there are multiple different ones that exist, and this is one I've never heard of. Okay, this is... She looks well-intentioned, but I just... There are just some things we can't, like, walk back, right? You can't... You can't walk back a beauty pageant's, like, original intent and try to make it good. No. Because...

The problem is losing a... inner bea beapeeding pageant would just suck so much ass. Oh, yeah. And I bet you can't lose. I bet you can't lose. I bet there's like a fucking, oh, you read the best. Oh, you care for your parents the best or whatever the fuck. Yeah.

Miss unique. Okay, I do love that. I like that they can all pick their own. Like, this seems positive. I just don't want anyone to lose. Yeah. I wish it was actually by state. Yeah, that's true.

It's the best person in California. If you were in an inner beauty pageant, which title would you win, Angela? Oh, no. Miss Didn't feel well but still came to work Oh Sid what would you win? Pass

You go and then I'll Miss pass Miss pass Mine would probably be like Miss apologized a lot Yeah I don't know if that's going to bad That would be a competitive one to win

To be honest Yeah no It was like my My thought is Every girl he would be Yeah I don't know I might win I might win

And I'm sorry to say that Damn. I'm really sorry to say that. Wow. In her beauty. Insane. That's a crazy thing. You're still passing? You're just going to pass on the whole thing? You're good at getting stains out. Pretty good at getting. You did my laundry. Sid did my laundry. What? Miss Laundry. A man, because a guy broke into my place and took a bunch of my shit, but he like went through all my clothes.

And he like went through my underwear drawer. And you washed her clothes? And Sid washed my clothes because, because, Her place has in-unit laundry and mine does it. You're like in denial about how good of a person you are. Yeah, she's the best. I feel like you're always like a fucking hero. Yeah, she's the best. And you're just like, I don't fucking know, whatever.

Yeah, no, she saved my life like eight times. Yes, and I've seen her do it. That's crazy, dude. You guys. Guys, we're so happy that we got to have Angela. We love you. I'm bummed. It's over, to be honest.

I know. Well, now we can just really hang out. Please, let's really hang out. I would like that. I think this is the longest group. text I've been on where it's like girls night we try in this month. I know. I know.

Except that we all know what's going to happen. We try in this month. We try in this month. I know. We got to do it. It's the busiest girls you could put on a group text. That's true. And isn't that lovely?

Yeah. And we're still going to try. And we're all going to still lose the inner beauty pageant. Oh. No, we're going to do it. We're doing it. One of these fucking days. One of these months.

Um, guys, thank you so much for watching. And Angela, where can the people find you? Yeah. We can find you down. They can find me on my Instagram, Angela Giovon, Geratana. That's beautiful. Gorgeous. That's so gorgeous. And I didn't add my middle name just to be cool. I just added it because someone already has Angel

Geratana. That's crazy. I know. Bitches think I'm like trying. Someone already thinks, yes. Wait, that was it. That's your final sound! We get it! Let's end this on a freeze frame and then 80s music. One, two, three. We didn't have to freeze.

We've shot in the rose.