Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - ARASHA Is A Huge LIAR!

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

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I told everybody that I got engaged. Oh, well, and that's believable as well. Exactly. That is totally believable. Did you have a ring? We had a ring. We had a fake engagement photos. And he was down?

Uh-huh. Oh, my God, that's amazing. It was incredible. That is marriage material. Fake proposal photos. I got to show you guys those. We had fake save the dates, a fake website. You did a fake wedding website?

Yeah. For four months, you did this? For four months. Oh, my gosh. Welcome to Sydney Olivia Talk Shit. I'm the Sudd. I'm the Olivia one. And today, sorry. Today we have a very special other ones. We have a really special other one. We're really excited. Let's just introduce her right off the back. Yeah, guys, today on the podcast, we have Arasha. I'm ready to talk shit. How are you? How the heck are you? I'm doing great. Honestly, I'm feeling like I'm happy that it's fall. It's like the first overcast day. Yeah.

It's also become overcast in my farm game. Oh, that's exciting. Yeah. It has this farm game that she is addicted to in a totally harmless way. Totally. Makes her life better. Yeah. Somebody pointed out that it's funny that we created all of these advances in technology so that we can do all the things that we had before the advances in technology, which is totally true.

Yes. On my phone pulling weeds and stuff. It reminds me of where we've come with. toilets. And speak on that. You know? Say more. I would love that. Because, you know, at the beginning, like, you know, especially in places like India, you know, you began pooping in a hole. Right. In the ground, right? And then we and then we sort of rose up and the toilet seat became higher and higher. More of a throne. More of a throne. Right. And now, squatty potty. And we're like, wait, no, we need to bend our knees

more. We need to actually get lower to the ground. So it's that same cyclical system. Yes. And also, one time I walked into a French gas station and the toilet was a hole in the ground. And I said, I'm not doing this. And I left. Yes. And you never shot again? And I never shot again. And that is why I'm so filled with Shat. That is why I'm filled with Shad. That is why I'm stocked with Shad. If you need any. Speaking of Shat, guys, we asked you if you wanted to send us anything to our PO box to stock. Yeah, fill up these freaking shelves behind us. Yeah. And you guys sent a really cool chat. I hear there are things on the way. That was me bringing back the word chat into that segment. Rainbowfish from our Patreon sent us a little star. It's really beautiful. Your did it. Your did it. You can close up on that. Thank you, Rainbow Fish. And if you want to send us something to put back there, here, wait, I'm going to put it back there and do a little watch.

Ooh. We've got Vanna White in the studio. Wow. There we go. I love this. It's so great that it's a realistic drawing of a star as well. That's what we need to embrace. It's like it's like there isn't giving other stars like a lot to live up to. It's just being like you can just be yourself.

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with a gun? Thank you. That did bring it back, actually. I recently shot a gun in safe, in safe parameters. Yes. You know, you know, that experience? At a shooting range? I've done that once. It was terrifying. It's incredibly terrifying and it's very loud. And I don't think I'll be back. But it was fun. Here's my question. Did it make you more afraid of guns? No. Okay, it made me more afraid of guns. And that's totally fair. Yes, this does occur for many people. I did feel powerful because I was like, okay, if I'm ever in this very unique situation, or not as unique, but if I'm in this very scary situation where somebody does toss me a gun and they say, help me, I can lift it up and have some semblance of, okay, this is what I do. What did you shoot? You're also an actor. And there's

a possibility that you'll use a gun in a show one day. Very strong possibility. It was training. Yes. It was skillful. What did you shoot? What gun? A hand one.

I shot a Glock. Okay. Wow. That's scary. That's scary. That's scary. Yeah, it scared me. And the people that I was with were like, let's do rifles.

And I was like, I have to go. No, I don't want to get thrown back 500 feet. Yes. I've never, like in hunting lives. You guys, hunting lives. Oh, yeah. I love hunting wives. Anyway, the, I've never.

I've never shot a gun, but I've been near somebody who was going to shoot a gun. Right, when you were little. Oh, no. In your little bank adventure? My little bank adventure? No. No. And every time I tell this story, especially on the internet, people go like, I can't tell if this is a bit.

It's not a bit, you guys. No, no, it's just like, it's one of those things that we say so much stupid shit that then people go like, I don't know. Right. It's like, I understand that and that's allowed. It's not a bit. When I was in fourth grade, I was. I was in a bank robbery, and he said, everyone get down and everyone in the bank got down. But I was like, I'm going to run across the street to the deli, which is fucking stupid.

You need deli food sometimes. Sometimes when you're being threatened at gunpoint, you need like matzabon. You're like, I'm actually fucking hungry. I'm trying to think of corned beef, a corned. Yeah. Sounds pretty good in a time like this. So valid. So I started running toward the back door, and both of my parents went for my sibling, which honestly, so fair.

The sibling is younger. Oh, we, okay. She's to say like probably better to save, has a lot to contribute to the world. Very musically talented. Very musically talented. Yeah. Good person. So I'm like running being like, I'm going to get a sandwich for me.

And then my mom came up from behind me and pushed me the fuck over because she used to run track in high school and she was really fucking fast. And she ran up behind me and pushed me the fuck over and dragged me behind a desk. And then they got the guy. Yeah. And that is me story for me. That's wild. But you know what? Obviously I believe you.

everybody needs to believe you because we see so many bank robberies. How many, how often do you actually meet somebody who's been in one? You're bound to have. Yes. They have. They have. Yeah. Of course they happen. They haven't. You're crazy. Absolutely. And it was such a silly thing because afterward we did go to that deli. Oh, that's fun. Would you get? Um, I don't remember. That's crazy. But I think I might have seen Vanessa Hutchins. I went to a deli after the UCLA shooting. Okay. Wait. We have so much time back here. There's a lot. I definitely want to circle back to the sibling at some point. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we love Jay. I think that I think that I met was at that time. I saw Vanessa Hudgens as a child in a deli and I can't remember if it was then or another time. I mean, I'm loving it being then because that's insane. It might have been another time. No, I think it might have been another time because that would be crazy. I went to a Gora deli after the UCLA shooting. Yes.

Why are deli's comfort? They are. Because you soup. Because you soup sometimes you say out. Bigel chips. I get bagel chips, cinnamon bagel chips even. And people go, ew, what are you doing? And I go, shut the fuck up.

Leave the fuck up. Leave me alone then. Leave me alone then. Let me. Actually, get out. Get out of this fucking deli. Yes. This is supposed to be for comfort. I'm comforted by this. Yeah. Yeah. Which favorite deli in L.A.? Ooh, have you guys been to, um, what's that one? Langers. No, it's, it's in Santa Monica.

Ooh. Bay something. Oh, Bay City. Bay City. That one's really good. They closed Bay City. Wait, what? Wait, no, I think it's just, I think it's open again. I think they're reopened. Oh, good. I think they're reopened. Speaking of people not believing you. Thank you. Uh, hashtag believe women. Yes. Oh. Um.

Was that a good sound after that? I think so. They don't associate those two. Right. But this hashtag not all men. Hashtag believe women. Hashtag that will be me in a little bit. Hashtag me too.

Yes. It's crazy how this makes things worse. It's perfect. Speaking of believing people or not believing people. Yes. You have a very funny reputation on Smosh. That was a great segue. Yeah, thank you.

If you don't know Arash's Smosh's history and lore, first off, what is goddamn wrong with you? Sure. What the fuck is wrong with you? And second, there is lore around you being a very good liar. Yes. And can you explain that? Yes. You know, I've always been like this.

I love that. A liar? I've been a liar. That's beautiful. That's actually so inspiring. Yes. And, you know, it's funny that you say, you know, the critique of the internet being like, you know, this is a bit, you know. And people I wish would understand that this is mostly a bit. Right. Right. There's so many people that see this and are kind of like, I don't understand how you can be around Arasha then. Like, how can you believe anything she says? And it's like, well. Because how fun. Right. It's so funny. Yeah. Because like, yeah, that's not the point of. Yeah. Also, I think I said this the last. other day to somebody. I think like the idea of putting in a lot of time and effort to something that doesn't matter is one of the funniest things you can do. Absolutely. I mean, you need to realize, too, like most of these lies, they have so much to do with me. And very rarely is it

including other people. Is it including other people? It's just weird. It's like, oh my God, I can't believe you spent that much time doing that because nobody really cared all that. And that's everything. That's like really good. What was the lie that sent you into the lyosphere? On the internet. On the internet, the big one was, so what was funny, we were doing a scammer's episode. We were supposed to come up with a scam. And my initial pitch was, what if I just, like, disappeared for a while? What if I just was, like, gone?

Like my dad! Oh, my gosh! Exactly. I'm kidding. Sorry, I love you. And then that sort of was like, okay, how could people believe that I was going away for a bit? Right. And in our field, it's like, oh, I could book a job.

Of course. And go away. So then it was like, okay, what's the funniest thing that I could tell people that I book a job and was going away? And so then we sort of were like, okay, what if I said I booked a Marvel movie? Right. And that is a great. And the thing about that is it's like if you real life booked a Marvel movie, you would not be able to tell a lot of things. Exactly.

Which was crucial to the lie. So it already built this very big fantasy for many people. And it had to be just believable enough, right? Because it's like, we're actors. It could happen. It's just such a slim chance, right? So I started planting it with everybody and was like, oh, like, you know, I booked something. Like, I would totally believe that you booked.

I would like looking at you right now, I'm like, a hundred percent. I was thinking about it too. I mean, she should. She should. I really was thinking of like, I could fully see that. Yeah, 100%. Thank you. You know, and then it was the devil was in the details.

I set up lots of fake public meetings with people at Smosh where you guys know the conference room. Yeah. Glass doors. Yeah. So I had all the executives in a big room and I stood at the front and I was like, everybody, please pretend that I'm saying something really devastating. React now. Okay. So I have a big lie that I'm telling everybody and everybody's watching behind me.

So everybody react right now again. Go for it. Yep. So everyone on the higher end were in on it. They were in on. The cast was not in on it. The cast was not in on it. And where we were at fault was a lot of the directors didn't know.

So they stopped casting me. Oh my God. That's so funny. And they began recasting for different things. And so people that would know would be like, oh, shoot, no wait, we can use Arasha and you're not you're about to not use her. Right. So we really had to strategically place it in a timeline that wouldn't actually affect my career. Wow. That's so funny. But it wasn't that long. That lie was just a couple of weeks. And it really wasn't that long. I mean, it could be longer. It could be. And it, you know, it resulted. People have affairs for years. Totally. You know. Mine wasn't that bad. Yours is, harms no one. Exactly. And, you know, we ended it with, it only harmed yourself. It only harmed you. It was only, it was only problem with me. And a self-harmed lie is always funny. Exactly. I took the fault. I took the burden. Wait, that sounded so bad. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know about that. It sounded like someone's like, like, no, okay, guys. Right. Let's throw up on that and take it back. Um, uh, a lie that only hurts you is a beautiful thing.

There we go. It was a beautiful thing, you know. It was super, fun. and everybody was shocked. It made for a great video. Sure. Yeah. And then it manifested later. So then we had another lie that just recently came out. Right. And that one, that one was a little bit bigger. And that one was across the, across four months. What lie was that? I told everybody that I got engaged. Oh, well, and that's believable as well. Exactly. That is totally believable. Did you have a ring? We had a fake ring. We had a fake engagement photos. And he was down?

Uh-huh. Oh my God, that's amazing. It was incredible. That is marriage material. Fake proposal photos. I got to show you guys those. We had fake Save the Dates, a fake website. You did a fake wedding website? Yeah. For four months you did this? For four months.

And what's crazy is, so was this public or was this just to trick your friends? No, so it was just the cast. This time, it was just the cast. Everybody in my life knew. And my family, too, I led. them know to. I was like, hey, this is fake. It's not actually real, but we're going to do this for four months. You knew it was going to be for four months? Yeah. And here's the big, big, important thing is I constantly, I didn't let any emotions get into it. I mean, and I have,

I have some great friends on the cast, as you know, they really tried. They really tried to get involved. And, you know, they were like, how are you feeling? And like, are you feeling about this? And I would be like, no, no, no, go away. I don't want to talk about it. Like, it's fine. I'm engaged and I don't want to talk about it for four months. Okay, so you tell these people, I got engaged, here are the photos. Here's the wedding website. Here's the same. Here's the date.

I don't want to talk to date. I don't want to talk deeply. I'm like, no good. It's fine. It's fine. But would you be like, oh, I'm excited. No. Yes.

Okay, great. Only positive feelings. Right, right, right. You know, only support, but this, like Courtney and Amanda and Angela, they definitely, you know, they were like, how are you feeling? Yeah, they want the girl out. They want the girls out. And I was like, no, no, no, we're not going to get into this.

I don't want you to deeply invest in this because then that's been even more disturbing. Yes. Fair, fair, fair, fair. So really separated it. Okay, I think that's moral. Yes. Did they get you gifts? No.

Nobody got gifts. Nobody booked flights. I was like, you know, hold on. Wait, where was it? It was going to be in Boston. Oh, my God. At the New England Aquarium. You really thought this through.

Wow. And the greatest part, so we put the wedding on 420 of next year, which is a Monday. Oh, that's every year. And Tommy did call that out. He at first was like, this is a Monday. And I was like, we got a deal. And he backed off. Yeah. You know what? I would put completely back off as well. He was like, great. That makes sense. Yeah. And stopped asking about it. So the reveal was quite a time. Let me tell you nobody was more excited to reveal the truth than I was. How did you reveal it? Was it like a did you cut open a cake and it said no, you know, swear to fuck I'm not getting married. It just says no. I did. I did a replica of the. I did. I did a replica of the. I did. first video, which was a PowerPoint presentation, and the first slide said, I lied. That's awesome. So this time it just said, I lied again. Wow. So at this point, are the people of the Smoshcast really weary of anything you say? Oh, absolutely. I mean, they are like, you can bring in a baby and be like, this is my child. Yeah. We'll be like, no, fuck you. No, and it

would be so much crazier if it was. Yeah. It would actually be insane if you brought in a real baby that was really your child. It would be very normal if you brought in a stranger's baby and pretended. Oh, and I pitched that first. I started with

what if I was pregnant? Yeah. And they were like, let's go back one. Right. I was like, I could wear a baby bump. I could really like

progresses over nine months and they were like, hey, no. People are going to want to touch it. They're going to want to touch your stomach. They're going to want to do all sorts of things. And also. And Amanda would be like,

hey, let's do things together. Right. And then that would be like really sociopathic. And also there's the layer of just like, you know, that sort of lie also I think can be triggering for an audience too because that's also something that not everybody can have.

Yeah. So for me to be like lying about it and make it this like funny thing. It wasn't quite right. Whereas like everyone can get engaged. Everybody can get engaged. To me. To me. To me.

I'm already. No. A deal on my website. Yes. And everybody thinks I hired some random man on the internet. Oh, that's so funny. It's just my boyfriend. It's just your genuinely wonderful boyfriend.

And he's been around for years. So obviously he was like, funny. Let's do this. I love that. You guys ever actually get engaged? Nobody will come to this wedding. Nobody will come. I'll be alone.

And that's going to be fine. I'm going to be like, I get that. If he does ever propose. Yeah. I think that he should do exactly what you guys did for the like lie version and just make it real. Yeah. Totally. I thought you were going to say that if he ever does propose, it should be a lie.

That's not nice at all. He should be like fucking psych. Sike. I vow to lie to you. This isn't real. He'll do that afterward. If you're still overpaying for wireless, it is time to say yes to saying no. At Mint Mobile, their favorite word is no.

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Do you want to do a lying game or a Marvel game first? Wait, actually, did you guys ever watch that show The Lying Game? No. What's the lying game? Oh my God. Okay, it was a terrible show. No, it was lovely, but it was awful. You know what I mean?

a good bad show. It was like, it was like two twin sisters and they were, yep, we need a photo of it actually. Yeah, there it is. So they played twins, although I think that's maybe a spoiler. But it reveals in the first episode that they're twins, you know, so then they're both dating the same guy. Oh, shit. It's a huge mess. Yeah, you know them. You know them. And they love it. What was this on? ABC. And they love it. Remember when ABC was ABC? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I did not remember that. Every single person in this picture looks like they are Ced. GI. Yeah. I think they've all gone on to have careers. I've definitely seen, I've definitely seen all of them in something. Oh, I love that. That blonde girl. We got to get her in something. I'm sure she's

in something. Let's get her in some shit. Yes. Do you want to first play a lying game or a Marvel game? Let's do a Marvel game. Okay, great. So this is just us, we're, we're just going to lean into what if you were really in a Marvel movie. You know what I mean? What if we all were? We're all going to get into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The Marvel verse, the Marvelverse. And I know nothing about Marvel. No one does. No.

I don't think anyone does. Nobody does. It's all made up. So this is a segment called Build a Marvel music. Cut the music. I hope it's a recurring segment actually. I hope this continues with other people. So we asked you to come up with a Marvel character.

Yeah. If you were to build a Marvel character around yourself, like a hero, what would your powers be? What would your name be? What would your costume be? Like, what's your backstory? Like, hit us with all of the details of the perfect Marvel character that is you. Yes. Okay.

All right. So, my superhero name would be the period. Whoa. Okay? And I can make you start and stop your period. Oh, shit. Anyone. Can you do it on yourself?

Yep. Oh, that's good. At any point, I can, and, you know, I'll also have the power of, like, bringing in, like, a crimson wave. Nice. Wow. Yeah. Like to knock out a bad guy. Yeah, knock out a bad guy.

And is the wave of period blood or is it just red water? It's period blood. Oh, good. Oh, it's period blood. Because we need to normalize this period blood. We need to normalize waves of period blood. Waves of period blood. Villains just absolutely drowning in period blood.

And then maybe we'll finally fucking get over it. Yeah, that's actually such a good point. And maybe, and okay, so what's your backstory? Mm-hmm. You know, I think I never got my period. Oh, wow. I know. So it's a blessing and a curse, you know.

So I think I never got. got my period. I was coping with it. And I was like, what's going on? Like, is there something wrong with me? And then all of a sudden, when I wanted it the most, I realized that I could make myself start my period. Yes. You got a, you got bitten by a radioactive PMS girl. Yes. And you got bitten by a radioactive tampon. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't have my period. So I was like, maybe if I just shove a tampon up there, it'll get, you know, encouragement. Little did you know. It was radio active. It was radio active. Righty I want to.

Exactly. Yes. And then I imagined it and then I started my period. You manifested it. And then I was like, wait, I don't want this and then I stopped it. Wow. And what is the costume slash look of this character? You know, I was thinking I could, you know, like how a ghost has just like a sheet over it?

Yeah. And it resembles that of a tampon. Yes, of course. So maybe it's like a, you know, a little bit of like a skimpy little like white sheet. A sexy little bit. A sexy little tan upon. Maybe she's like a sexy moment. because we have to normalize period sex.

Yeah. In the Marvel verse. And maybe she has like a little tail because that's the string. Yes. She absolutely has a yeah. And she can like, you know, like a lasso. Yes. Lasso powers.

That's actually so good. Bring it in and then get them under my sheet. I love that. Guys, if you are listening to this and you want to draw any of these characters, I will literally marry you. Uh-huh. I don't know. Think about that.

I love that. I love that. I'll get faking gauge to you. Yeah, think about that. I'll get fake engaged to you for four months in real life. Um, what's yours, Sid? Do you have a hero that you are? I did make my own Marvel character.

Okay, build your Marvel. The name? Gutter Girl. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's really good. Sewer. Sewer.

Oh, sewer. The power can gargle all of the contents of the gutter in record time. Just can gargle? Just gargle. Perfect. What I mean is perfect. You don't like it. No, I love that.

That's incredible. Beautiful power. And unique. And you, and what is that? So when. I just don't like this. No, it's really good. What, how do you?

Like, people are fighting and she's like gargling in the corner. Okay, that makes sense. So she's just like soothing herself. She's self-soothing by gargling the entire gather. She's regulating her emotion. Yes. And that is a power. That is a super strength.

Her backstory. Yeah. Uh-huh. She bubbled up from the gutter in a whirlpool of waste. Wow. So it's like her home. It's her home. And she can swallow it whole.

Wow, that's really nice. Powerful. Wow. Her costume? Yeah. She's mostly a puddle. Yeah. Her mouth and teeth are a storm drain. Her legs are collective runoff. Yeah. And her hair is a collection of dried leaves. Okay. Yes, I can see it. Everything. I can see it. She rides a horse in carriage. Oh. But instead of a horse, it's a rat. Right. And instead of a carriage, it's a Ziploc bag filled with gutter water. Okay. That's so good. Her eyes are filled with moist. Oh. And her Her nose is gone. Oh shit.

What happened to it? Lost to the gutter forever. And is she ever trying to find it or is she fine? Oh, she is given up on that. Okay. She's grieving hole in her face or is it just a Voldemort-style flatskin? I think hole. Okay, so like a, when a zombie gets its nose ripped off, kind of terrifying,

gaping nose hole. I mean, you could call it terrifying or you could call it groping. Yeah, maybe she can gargle in that nose hole too. She probably could. Probably. I mean, if she's gargling, it's coming out of it. of the, that's kind of. I feel like these are sisters. Yeah, I think this is going to be the new Avengers. And I have a feeling yours will also be in the New. I'm sure it will. Let me,

let me, let me pull up my. This is the New Avengers. If it like, it's happening. This is real. Yeah. This is the New Avengers. I mean, that's what, that's like what they, that's what they're calling it. They're like, you know, all the Marvel movies, they're like, it's the new Avengers. Absolutely. And it's the period, Gutter Girl and. The Steamroller. Yeah. The steamroller has the ability to derail villains' plans by interrupting them and talking over them until they kill themselves. Yes. That's actually helpful. Right?

It is helpful. Because they're always like with these huge monologues. 100%. What if I was just talking over you and changing the subjects so many times that you don't know what's happening anymore? For example, a villain might have a plan to eat the soul of every human on earth. Very fantastic forer. Right. or something.

Yes. And the steamroller will come into their house in the middle of the night and tell them about how she feels like her ex ate her soul when she was 18. And then she'll talk at him for like an hour and a half while drinking red wine until he real life f***les himself. Right? Wow. Not like she's trying to make him.

But it's like, it's like that's what ends up happening. No, no. We need that. This is going to end in a lawsuit. Similar to the ex man who has crazy laser vision or whatever. And he like wears the special glasses to like not. his friends with his lasers. Of course. The steamroller has a Doberman muzzle that she puts on her mouth when she's around all the other Avengers so she doesn't accidentally talk them to death.

That is so considerate. And her backstory is she was raised in Agora Hills by people who talked too much. Okay. And so she adopted that and turned it into... I feel like she's got like a big, like her hands extend out and there's like a big steam roll, you know, like there's like a, like how a steamroller has like a big cylinder that like... But it's not used to physically steamroll. It's just kind of a decoration. It's like it's kind of a metaphor. It is a metaphor.

Her costume is a metaphor. Yeah. And she can like flatten like things but not she doesn't. Only in like truly a normal way that anyone could. Like she'd like walk over someone. If she's like making a pizza, it's easy. Yeah, yeah. I got you.

It's okay. Okay. Yeah, I will say, I think like in general, if I had to lose my hands, I would want to replace them with something super cool. Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. So new game.

Yes. If you had to replace your hands with something and it could do anything. No hands now what? I saw a guy. No hands now what? No hands now what. And here's the game called no hands now what. Music.

I saw a guy in Portland with two hooks for hands. Okay. That's everything. I was like, fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes. Wow. Now, there is a huge community of pirates in Portland. This is a real thing. People who identify as pirates and they're like,

argar, gar, I am a pirate. And I fucking love that for you because, fuck yeah. Now, if I had lost my hands in some sort of tragedy accident. Or on purpose. Or on purpose. You never know. You never know. I would want to replace them with new technology that I create that is like go-go gadget.

Oh, you can make your hands into anything. So that you can now have like, essentially both of your hands are like Swiss Army knives of things. So it's like, oh, do I need a knife? Yes. Do I need a screwdriver? Yes. Do I need a La Croy? That's literally

You know, my hand's stoppable. That's goaded. But when it runs out, then I just have a can as my hand. Right. What would you guys replace your hands with if you needed to? You know, I don't know why I thought of this, but I'm going to say buttons. Oh, wow. I want two buttons.

That's great. That's not really useful, but it's kind of cute. It's cute, right? I just feel like everybody would come press it. It's really cute. Oh, oh, you don't mean like corduroy buttons. Oh, I thought corduroy buttons. Okay, so what happens when you press the buttons?

Maybe I let out like a little, a little toot. Yeah. You know, one does that. And then the other. And the other? And the other, I think, makes them toot. Wow. That's crazy.

Really crazy. Gas on demand. Yeah, it's funny because it's not useful. No. But it is something. It's something. You know, if you're backed up. Yeah.

It's like, hey, would you push my button? And it's like, you can't click it yourself. No. No. God. God, no. I need you to help me. Okay.

And then you can. could sing, loosen up my buttons, babe. And that means taking your hands off. Exactly. Okay, this is really interesting. Thank you. Thank you. What would your hands be? I was thinking of something that would be like, oh, I could fly with them or whatever. But in reality, how would I look with crab claws? Like lobster claws? That'd be cute. There is also a company in Portland. I'm pretty sure that you can replace your hands with crab claws. Where dogs who lose their paws can get little fake like legs that are like other animal legs. So like you like a little duck like a duck um what foot foot wait that's so cute or like a little like like yeah it's really

Portland Connecticut Oregon or Maine. Whoa I didn't even know about Portland Connecticut. I know about Portland Maine and Portland Oregon. I know I'm pretty sure it's in Portland but I can be wrong. It sounds like a Portland thing. It does. But it's really cute. That's very cute. So you can see like a dog walking around who like lost a foot and it's a little duck foot. Could it be a human foot? Yeah. Because that'd be awful. And that would be terrible. That would be so funny. Actually, I would replace my hands with human feet. Yeah. Because everyone would, everyone would be so upset. And I would make bank on WikiFeed. Yeah, I was just saying, I would make bank on FootFinder. I was just going to say you'd have like a crazy footfinder. I could have the best FootFinder account. Is that what it is?

FootFinder. I think so. Because right, FootFinder University. Yeah. And then you could truly walk like a dog too. Oh, you could. You could. And your legs would be much longer than your arms and that would be hard to walk like a dog, but you could. Ass up. Ass up. It's something. Speaking of ass. Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to walk when I have feet for hands. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I have a question. Yeah. Is there some sort of lore going around that you have a BBL? Oh, yeah. Is there a BBL rumor? Oh, my gosh. Yes. What is that? Why? Is it just because you have a good butt? It is. Okay. See, that's kind of great. And that's why I'm okay with it. You know, I think it started in summer games that we did for sports. Oh, this past one? This past one. I was walking up. This is hilarious because it's technically my boss.

I was walking up. We were doing a jumping exercise or, you know, challenge or whatever. And as I was walking up, Ian was like, yeah, be careful with that BBL. That's so funny. And I was fucking gagged. I was like, now what? So you're a boss. Unintentionally started this rumor.

He started this rumor. And let me tell you, everybody took it and ran with it. The entire rest of the games, it was just constantly like my BBL was targeted. The audiences have taken this on as well. And now... Kind of awesome. Yeah. I mean, the only worry is that now it really is a question of, is it a BBL?

It's not. And I'm here to tell you, it is not. Yeah. I don't have the butt lift. I just am, I think, blessed. I love that. Yeah. I've done squats since college.

It's what we've got to do, right? Love that. Everybody can grow it. Remember on Love Island, US, when Meg the stallion comes to the villa? It goes like, O'Andria, what's your butt routine? And she says genetics. That is so cool. Like all of her body is real?

It's like she's ethereal. One of the most insane bodies I've ever seen my life. Oh, absolutely. Elandria, yeah. Yeah. Like stunning. Yeah. Glowing.

Her genetics. Oh, perfect. Are crazy. She's a perfect. Her mom came in on family day and everyone was like, got it. Right. Understand. Right.

Understood. Got it. You know what was so funny, too, to me in that season. Like, I've watched several seasons of Love Island, but every time the families come, especially in this season, and they're like, we're so proud of you. For fucking on camera. I would be disowned. Oh, yeah?

I, like, truly, I don't, I can't even fath. If your parents, if you are on Love Island, would your parents even come to Family Day? Or would they be like you were fucking on camera? They would. I would just be like, you guys. can't watch. Yeah. Don't watch the show.

Just trust that I'm doing what is best for me. Yeah. And come and visit and support me. And they will. They are incredibly supportive. But if they watched me do something like that, they would definitely be like, what have we done wrong? Right.

Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is like spit the milk into the other person's mouth and then put your kucci in his

face hole. Right. What are you talking about? That's like every challenge. Yeah. And that is, I would say something I wouldn't want my dad to watch. Yeah. Exactly.

It's like, cover yourself in fucking garbage water. and hump this person's face. It's like, okay, I don't, I would be, for me, the hardest part of Love Island is not throwing up during the challenges. I think so. Yeah, the challenges where you have to put food in each other's mouth. Yeah, I can't do it. Those are the ones where I'm like, respectfully.

Yeah. I am truly exiting. Yeah. No, thank you. Can't do it. Yeah. Let's play a lying game with you because you are a famous liar in such a, and I mean that in a positive way.

Thank you. We're going to be playing, you've never heard of it. It's going to be kind of a little bit different than what you're used to. We do things a little bit different around here. A game we like to call two lies and a truth. Music. Cut the music. Fucking cut it.

I think this is how the game should be played actually because truly when I was coming up with these, I was like, I'm coming up with so many lies. It's so much easier to come up with lies than to come up with truths that people don't know about you. Okay, see, I disagree. I had a really hard time being like, what's a. believable lie, I don't know. I also like just like think I perceive myself different than maybe other people perceive me. So it's hard to know what the perception would be. Right. Anyway. So it's just, um, let's see if it works. Yeah. Okay. Um, you want to start with some lies and truth. Okay. Oh, goodness. Give us three things and we will decide what the lies are and what the truth is.

Okay. And two of them are supposed to be lies. Yeah. Two of them are lies. Are we ready? Yeah. I played Wendy in my middle school's production of Peter Pan. I played The Wizard in my middle school's production of of the Wizard of Oz. Oh, there's a theme. I love this. I played Templeton in my middle school's production of

Charlotte's Webb. Which one is Templeton? Is that the tap dancing rat? Is there a tap dancing rat? He's the rat. Does he tap dance? I'm not going to ask you because that's too many questions. That's leading. That's too many questions. That's leading the witness. Okay. Templeton. Wendy and the Wizard. I don't know why. I feel like you played the wizard.

I know that's so weird. No, it is. I would say it's so weird that it could be true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you wouldn't think of it. Because it's least likely one. Yeah, it makes no sense. But middle school is such a time where it's like, yeah, you're going to play the tree.

Yeah, yeah. But it's like, sure. I'm going to say that's the truth. Okay, what's the truth? The truth is I played Templeton. God damn it. That was my other guest. I was the rat.

I was the rat. Did you tap dance now that we know? There was no tap dance. There was no tap dancing. I don't believe so. I might have made that up. Yeah. I don't know if I remember taping.

Well, whenever seen pictures anything, it's usually happening. Well, so what's funny, too, is one of the first jobs I worked in L.A. was a play, was Charlotte's Webb. And I was Charlotte this time. No. So I healed, you know. Yeah. At first I was like, Templeton. You leveled up.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Templeton was, I think I've never seen the stage. And then next time you're in Charlotte's Webb, you'll play the play. the wizard. Yeah, exactly. That will be crazy for everyone. Wendy.

And then Wendy. From Wendy's. Exactly. That's what I'm hoping. Do you want to give us some lies and truth? Yeah. No, I'm not going to answer on this because I think we know each other a little too well. That's fair.

That's fair. You might not. Maybe I don't. Let's see. Let's see. Okay. If I know it, I won't say anything. Okay.

I was accidentally rude to machine gun Kelly at the airport. I used to live next to a man named dragon. I had 20 pets growing up. So one of those is the truth. Can you repeat them one more time? I was accidentally rude to Machine Gun Kelly at the airport. I lived next to a man named Dragon growing up, and I had 20 pets growing up. I know what one of the lies is right off the bat.

And I think I might know the other one, but I'm not going to say anything. Okay. Next to a man named Dragon feels like it could be true. machine gun Kelly rude at the airport also possible 20 pets hmm

hmm I think you did have 20 pets growing up okay so I had 40 pets yeah that's how I was like that one's for sure a lie yeah

like in my whole span of chat like from from zero to 18 I will say Olivia that's still not usual no no no not at all I know but that's how that's why but that's how you do a good lie right It is like you take something believable and you like change it slightly, yes.

Wow. I did live next to a man named Dragon. Yes. Also, Machine Gun Kelly at the airport. My ex saw him in the airport bathroom. So that kind of, you know, like I take little things from, but I wasn't rude to him. I never saw him. I wasn't in the men's bathroom at LAX at that time.

Dang it. Yeah. You know? Yes. I live next to a man named Dragon. Yes. Incredible. And a woman named Miami. Yes.

It was awesome. Wow. Yeah. You know, I had this written down. one of my truths, but I want to share it because it's such a contrast to yours with 40 pets. I only had one and it was a fish and it died after a day. Oh, that's a fucking bummer. And that's the only pet I ever had. That's a huge one sucks. Including into my adult life, I've never had a pet. Well, if you want me to do some pet play with you, call me in the middle of the night.

I would love that. I would love some pet play. I have a dog you can babysit. Okay. I would love that as well. Thank you for the offers. Yeah. I'm deprived. Do you have some lies for us? have some lies? Lie to us. Lie to us, Sudney. Okay. Why is it Sudney? I, we just sort of...

Oh, well, I think the actual origin is that we were doing a sketch making fun of AI art. And, like, we kept being like, look, this looks just like me and it was really bad. And hers was, like, a hand-drawn really bad portrait that said Sud, like, just her name misspelled. And it was drawn by a child. Yeah. And like... We just kind of like... It was like...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember the exact joke. That I didn't even remember it. But yeah, and then we just kind of like, it's just like an incorrect way to say Sidney, which is just funny. It's awesome. It's a good lie. Yeah, it's a good lie that her name is Sud. My Christian name is Sud.

Yeah. Yes. Reba once called me special. McIntyre? Yes. Okay. I ate a whole tub of Pub cheese yesterday. My mom is going on a motorcycle trip with someone she met on Facebook.

That is something your mom would do. Is it? Or is it something Pub Cheese would do? Is it something PubChice would do? I love that you had something included in that you just did yesterday because that's exactly what I have write down to. Oh, that's amazing. I wrote things down that were like, this morning. This happened.

Okay. So, so I will admit that I do know the answer to this. Let's see. I think the truth. What was the first one again? Reba once called me special. I think that's true. Do you want me to say what it is?

No. Okay. They're all true. What? No, I'm kidding. The cheese? You all lose because I played the game wrong. No, the truth is my mom is going on a motorcycle trip with someone she met on Facebook.

I knew that that's something that your mom would do. They met because they have the same last name. My mom does a thing. And Gail, just turn it off because you're not going to be happy. You're not going to be happy with the way that I describe this. But also, like, there's nothing wrong with it. You're good. There's nothing wrong with it.

It's just that I'm going to say something that offends her. 100%. Because I always do. Yeah. It's like the internet. It's like the internet. Just turn off. It'll be better for us.

It's like Love Island with the challenges. 100%. When the parents are watching, just turn it off. My mom does a thing where she friends everyone with the same last name as her on Facebook. Yeah, that's everything. Now, she does have an uncommon last name, which is Feudernick. Right. Which is not a common last name.

No, it's not every day last name. Makes sense. She'd find a connection. Yes. And she friends them all and she believes in her heart of hearts that they are all related. And they might be. And they might not be. one of them was a woman who was like, I ride motorcycles.

I would love if someone could help me write a memoir. Oh, yes. My mom was like, I will totally help you write a memoir. Why? I don't know. Because they're related. Because they're cousins. They're family.

Because they're family now. She said, Gail, you'll never understand what it feels like to have the wind in your hair. Unless you come and have the wind in your hair. My mom, a very neurotic Jewish woman. Yeah. Never ridden a motorcycle in her life. and never would. And would kill you for riding.

And would kill if I rode a motorcycle. Like real life kill me. Was like, okay. And then sent me these photos. But Gail is hardcore. Like, Gail is like, I feel like she would be super protective over like you or J riding a motorcycle. But like she herself is hard.

She did fucking crew. She did. She did. Wow. What a thirst for life and adventure. Oh. Oh my God. Is she there now?

I think so That is iconic You know why I was feeling vibes Off of that Because the only thing that I know about your mom It goes back to our origin story I know We're going to talk about that

I'm excited Which we have to talk about it And I remember you guys talking about your mom then Yes And I remember the quick mention And I remember at that point Thinking like oh this woman has a zest for life Yeah

And I should have gone down that right There is something there There is something there Yeah she's trying to on motorcycle helmets. She's, you know, she's doing her thing. Wow, she looks so great.

Icon. I love the colors. Yeah, she chose pink. Good for her. So fun. She's got her glasses on underneath the helmet. And that coach crossbody? Love.

God, there she goes. Absolutely, Gail. Yeah, speaking of How we met. How we met in the funniest way. Guys, it like, it genuinely makes me feel like sentimental. I know, right? You know?

It's silly. That was, I was in L.A. for like a month. Really? Like, I associate you guys with like literally the beginning of my like journey out here. Aww. So like, okay, so if you don't know this very niche thing that there's no way you know. Laughing at me. Why are you laughing at me?

For being, for being genuine. Cass. Caz. It's sweet. It's really sweet. I know I sound like a bird. I know I sound like a bird. I'm a bird like woman and I'm okay with that.

But you know what they say? The word from the bird is the truth. Whoa. Is that what they say? That's what they say. Then you'll never say. That's true or not. It's true.

Like sometimes when I hear my voice back on like videos and stuff, I'm like, what is that pathetic bird? Oh, I literally can't watch or listen to myself. We were editing a brand deal yesterday and you hear me laughing in it and it's literally a good. And you know what? There's a space for that. There's someone out there who loves that. And it's me. And it's me.

It's us. Back in 2021. Yes. We, Olivia and I had a show with Ellen Tube. Ellen's digital platform. Which was a massive booking. It was incredible. Ellen's digital platform was like, hey, too loud girls, why don't you come on and host this show where

women from different generations talk about being a woman or something? The generational talk show. If you want an easier Google search. Yeah. Generational talk show. We hosted a show in a classroom set. Yes. Where we talked to three women per episode. Per episode, it would be a Gen Z woman.

Do you remember which one you're in? I'm in two of these episodes. Yeah. I think there it is. Social media and sex through the decades. Okay, beautiful. Yeah, we would talk to a Gen Z woman. Yeah, like a boomer.

Origenics, a millennial. Yeah. And you guys looked so good. I remember every one of these outfits. You guys slayed. Thank you. We didn't pick them out. Was so upset with how bad I thought I looked. No. And it's because I'm ill. And I realized that too, when I

was saying to the costume woman, I was like, oh, I just looked so bad and everything. And she was like, okay, I won't take it personally. And I was like, oh my God, I forgot that you could possibly take that personally because it's just an insult to me. So, like, you came in as the Gen Z. Yes. The Gen Z. Weren't you like the Gen Z for one episode and then a millennial for another episode or something? I believe so, hilarious. Which I'm trying to figure out as well. There you are. Yeah. Well, we're cuspers, right? I mean, you're younger than us

by a couple years. I think I'm a cuspier. That means nothing to the people who are listening. Exactly. 1990. 98. Okay, 96, 95. Oh my God. Goodness. What did they do to my hair? I was just thinking I don't know what they just. I don't know. She was an icon. So this was how we met. And look at you looking all beautiful and ran you to L.A. and all perfect. You guys looked incredible. So, my God, that's so Christian. She shared her Christian song.

She sang a Jesus song. I forgot about her Jesus song. And then she did a prayer at the end. She did. She prayed for me, but not for you. Remember that? Yeah, I do. Yeah.

She asked if she could pray for me and I was too nervous to say no. So I said, okay. And then I sat and let it happen. Right, right. Yeah, she didn't pray for me. And she didn't pray. Yep. We took the shuttle back together.

And then she told me, God, Bless you. She didn't like me. Well, what did she say when you said you were Jewish? She said happy Hanukkah. Yeah, that's everything. When I said I was Jewish. That's everything.

Which is sick as hell. She was a queen, though. But we met you. We had friends in common with you. You went to college with a bunch of people. We went to high school. Yes. Yes.

And you hadn't joined Smosh at that point. No. No. That was, again, that was so early on in my L.A. journey. I remember the first time I saw you guys. because I went into your dressing room because that was the bathroom. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah.

And I remember seeing you guys. We had to get dressed in the bathroom. And I remember just passing and I was like, those are the stars of the show. Oh, my God. Those are the two girls like, okay, I got to get in with them. So fucking fun. And then we had so much fun on the actual episode. And I remember they were like, we want to bring you back for another episode.

And I was like, I would love that. And I was so excited. I was so green. And it was so fun. It's just like some, you know. It was, yeah, it was just like some random thing. Like how fun. It was like two days of shooting.

And then when we saw you gone on Smosh, we were like, wait, what the fuck we know her? Yeah. Right. Right. And then we had connected through that world. And everybody at Smosh, she was like, oh, you'll love Sid and Olivia. And I was like, actually, I know. I know.

I know. I worked with them twice on one thing. On one thing. So funny. Yeah. That was, and it was, I remember specifically, because a lot of it was like talking about experiences and advice and whatever. And I remember you were so well spoken.

Oh, my God. We were upset. Like the way that you said things was so like thoughtful. And I was like, who the fuck is this girl? Yeah. But the show was kind of like PG-13. Well, the show was, it was, you know, it was on Ellen Tube. It was a branded show.

Yeah. And therefore, of course, you have to kind of filter yourself a little bit. You can't give, it was pretty unfiltered, but you can't give completely fucking unfiltered advice. Absolutely. So I think we want to do something where we give advice that, again, we shouldn't. be giving because who are we? Oh, of course not. We give advice to each generation. As unfiltered and real as you can. It doesn't have to be squeaky clean. It can be anything you want. So we're calling this unfiltered advice for everyone. Music. And cut the music. End it too long. End it. And end it.

End it. Okay. So, yeah. Should we go oldest to youngest or youngest to oldest? Let's go. Youngest or yeah, you choose. You choose. Let's let's start. Let's start. young. Gen Alpha. Gen Alpha. If you have unfiltered advice for Gen Alpha, what would it be? Yes, Sudney. My gen Alpha advice? Yeah. Take your iPad and throw it in the ocean. Yeah. We are all going to ruin ourselves. Yeah. When I look at a screen, I make myself so sad. Yeah. If I had been even younger when I saw the screen. If your brain was being wired by screens the whole time you were alive. So sad. It's taking Like your iPad? Yeah.

Throw it in the ocean. Guys, it's punk to throw your iPad in the ocean. I don't know if Gen Alpha cares about being punk, but you should. It's fucking sick as how? You know, you know what I think they care about is being, is having Steeze. Right. Of course. You got to have Steeze.

I know. I just learned this as well. Right. It's now the equivalent of like swagger. It's like Riz. It's like non-dating Rizma. Yeah. It's more like style.

Okay. Cool, cool, cool. That's fun. That's lovely. I think. Yeah, I would say definitely keep creating. words because I personally love it. And I also love how angry everyone gets when there's new Gen Alpha words. Like, oh, I love how mad older people get when Gen Alpha just decides to have an inside joke and no one can handle it. Yeah. My advice is throw your iPad in the ocean. But I guess my encouragement is keep doing whatever the fuck you're doing. The iPad in the ocean is purely just because it's not a condescending thing. It's just that as as people who also look at screens and I have worse mental health for it, just clock that. But as my therapist says, sometimes when you're just on the phone all day, you're more upset than you would be if you want.

It's true. And that's a very normal sentence. That's not even that inspired. I think about being a kid growing up in Vegas and constantly saying go-hords of like sexy, sexy ladies with giant tits and like teeny tiny waist and big long blonde hair. Yeah. And thinking like, what did that do to my brain? Yeah, absolutely. Where I was like walking around being like, oh, I'm not that and I'll ever be that.

And I should be that. And I should. It's like that. That's hard. I also give one more piece of advice for Jen Alpha. Never let anyone gaslight you into thinking it's your fault that you are born with iPads. Like throw the iPads away. But never let anyone be like, damn, those kids in their iPads.

I hate them because you didn't fucking do it. You were handed an iPad when you were born. I also am kind of like how rebellious would it be if your parent handed you an iPad and you threw it into the ocean. If your parent handed you threw it into the ocean. Yes. Absolutely. And that's the best way to get back at your parents for whatever you want to get back. Which is always their primary goal.

Which is what you've got to do when you're. have any gen alpha advice? You know, this might extend, honestly, well into the millennial. So I'm going to say it. I think my hot take actually. Wait for Gen Al for or Gen Z? For both. Okay. My hot take is, I, social media is incredibly destructive. Of course. It is at the same time, I do understand that it is almost also a lens into understanding how to live and how to dress and how to keep up. How to culture. How to just, how to be a person.

It's a modern day magazine. Great. And I know, I think if I had something like that when I was in elementary school, middle school, I would have loved to be like, oh, I should make my hair. Oh, I should, I should wear. I should make my hair. I should do that. I'm going to take buy it to me.

I should make my own hair. Wait, I shouldn't be taking other people's hair. I should make my own. I should. And I wish that I knew that. Yeah. And if I had TikTok, I think. I would have seen that. So I think the big advice is discernment. Yes, 100%. And listen,

moderation is very hard, especially when you're younger. Right. That doesn't mean that if you fail at it that you've failed, like, just like practice, practice moderation as much as you can. Yes. Practice going online and then not going online. Absolutely. And what's the real headline and which one is fake? And let's not just believe the first TikTok we watch, but let's actually research and understand more. Use social media to improve your media literacy instead of just. letting it rail you. Well said. I love to let things rail me.

Yes. What should we do for Gen Z? I know for Gen Z. What? None of you motherfuckers. Don't date anyone. Do not date. Stop dating.

Don't date. Yeah. I actually love this. Don't fucking date at all. Like, zero date. Can I ask? Yeah. Why?

It's going to ruin their fucking lives. Because like they're at that age where like you can really ruin your life by getting in a relationship. Like they're like what? Gen Z is what? crazy take. Gen Z is what, 22 or 20 to... I think so? To 29 or 28?

That is such a large... Genese is huge. Is it after 1999? Is that what it is? So it's different every time you look it up. Some places it's after 9099. We're considered cuspers. Originally it said 96, which is why I considered us cuspers.

But that being said, you can also look it up and have people go, it's actually 2000. It doesn't really matter because there is no harsh cutoff of when cussies. culture changes. But in that whole world of people who are... You're saying don't date in your 20s. Absolutely. Okay. Don't date at the fuck all in your 20s because the thing is, put all your energy into things that actually matter. You know what I mean? I love it. And that's my take. Because like you can put all your energy into a relationship and once it ends and there's,

you have nothing from it, it's like, totally. Why would you have done that? You wasted your whole fucking life. Okay. I think that's a little queen. I love it. Don't date ever. Yeah. Be single for life. Wait till you're 30 fucking five. I don't think so. That's my Jenzy advice. I think balance is key. Okay. Rude. I think balance is key. I think that by dating people, you learn things that you like, that you don't like, you become a more well-rounded person. If you don't want to date. That's not what happened to me. Okay. If you don't want to date, you do not have to. But at the same time, like, having experiences is a good thing. Hey. You know, I would actually maybe. combine the two. And I would say, date and never date. Yeah, exactly. Maybe like fling it up. Fling it up because you need to learn that you're hot and sexy and who won't funny. Get that attention. But also like maybe don't need to lock it down. And identity is so, it's so delicate. It needs to be formed, I think, solo. Yeah. Well, you're also like, you are in a lovely relationship if I do say so. Yes. And in your 20s. And you're in my 20s. So it's not so, okay, so fuck me. No, but no, but, but you're in a, no, but you. But,

You have a lovely, a lovely partnership going. Thank you. I mean, you know, honestly, it's a dilemma sometimes for me too, though, because sometimes I am like, wait a minute. Yeah. Am I doing everything too fast? Sure. Am I supposed to still be single?

Am I supposed to still be having my experience? Yeah. There's no sense. Right. I think it's not should on yourself. The secret is the supposed to. Yeah. It's nothing.

Yeah. It's nothing. No. And they're really tough. No. And I think, I think that's the key to it is, is like, it goes back to social media, right? is because social media makes it seem like, hey, this is the solution for humankind. And it's like, no, everybody actually has their own body.

Yeah, everything is far more nuanced than social media presents. Social media is very much like black and white. This is a thing and this is my take where it's like everything is kind of just nuanced. It's just not as entertaining if it's nuanced. Yes, yes. And you know what, actually, a great example of this too. I'm sure you guys have heard of this lingo to attachment style. Of course.

Of course, everyone loves the attachment styles. Everyone loves the attachment styles, but here's the thing, if you do further research into it, there's a book called attached. Yep. And if you read into it, what you'll learn is so many people are misdiagnosing themselves. Right. By saying they have anxious attachment or avoidant attachment. And it's like, yes, you might have inklings of that. Yeah.

But most people actually have a secure attachment style. Most people are actually very healthy. Yeah, self-diagnosing is tricky. Yes. Because it's like, yes, you want to like, it. It feels good to relate to something and be like, oh, maybe that's what makes everything click. Yes. Then when it's when you lean too far into it and it's not really necessary.

Things are more nuanced than everything. Okay. Advice for millennials. I have one. Yeah. Okay. Fucking self-care, dude. People have been ripping on you for years.

People have been so cruel to millennials on the internet for years. I think you just need to like. Love yourself. Take a fucking bath. Yeah. I think every generation, there's such a thing. Every generation has like beef with another generation for some reason. And it's so unhelpful.

And so if you are feeling like, oh my God, my generation is being ripped apart. Just literally people are so unnecessarily mean to millennials. Just chill. Just like throw your phone away. Yeah. And I think a part of that too is, you know, maybe it's like a mechanism on millennials part of sort of embracing that divide. Yeah. Right.

They are very much like, you. You're Gen Z. Yeah. And it's sort of just like, well, I think that there's things that you can learn from every generation, you know? And Gen Z, I think does bring, like, as the new generation will always bring, a fresh perspective. It's like, it's like tales old as time, like the older generation will see a younger generation. Be like, I don't like that. Gen Z will see Gen Alpha and be like, I don't like that.

And then Gen Alpha will see whatever. You know, it's like, it's okay to just be like, well, we're all slightly different and who fucking can. Yeah. And it's like, can't you just? remember when you were like 10 years younger and what you were like? Yep, yep. And that segues perfectly, I think, into my boomer advice. Yeah.

My boomer advice. Bring Elvis back. Absolutely. Resurrection. My biggest advice is to break tradition. Whoa. I love that. Rituals are incredible. Trust me.

And a lot of the times... Trust me, I'm ritualistic. Trust me. I love a ritual. And it's oftentimes rooted in history. Yeah. It's awesome. At the same time, question it. Why? Why are you doing it? And the answer cannot be, we've always done it this way. Yeah. It cannot be because the newer generations, they are introducing new developments and new advancements. And if you continue to be like, you're Gen Z, you're a millennial, then you aren't actually accepting it. I understand that you've lived 40, 50, 60, however long years. But like, can you understand that it's different now? It's different. It's new. We are going to understand new things. And instead of rejecting that. Question it. Constantly question tradition. Because a lot of the times they are homophobic or they are racist or isolating in some way. Yeah. And it just makes you feel worse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To dividing. Dividing. Um, I would also say delete Facebook. It's not. Delete Facebook. Throw your iPad in the ocean. Much like gen Alpha. Throw your iPad in the ocean. It's all aside. Yeah. Almost like kind of just some advice for everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Internet can be bad sometimes. Sometimes we just leave it alone. I also think it's very general.

X that we skipped Gen X. Yeah. Absolutely. And I think that's... Sorry, guys. They're just... They're the bridge. They're chilling.

I feel like they're just doing... Actually, I have some advice for GenX. Please. Listen to Amy Poller's podcast. Oh, nice. She talks about being GenX a lot in a really lovely way. Yes. And it's so delightful.

Yes. She speaks about the present, which I feel like is often rare. We love Amy Polar. Especially with like memoirs and stuff, you often go back to like the beginning of your life. But I feel like with Amy Poehler, she's like, this is where I'm at. I'll tell you. Gen X maybe like, because they're also on Facebook. They're very much a part of that world too.

I think they know how to use Facebook better. Yeah. But they are on Facebook. But I think I would advise, I think I would advise connection off of the computer as, as across the other generations too. We all need it. Connect. Maybe like hit up, hit up somebody that you went to high school with. Hit up somebody.

Hit up your kids. Hit your kids. Hit your kids. Get your kids. Jen advice is hit your kids. Hit your kids. Hit them up. Be like, hey.

How do you feel? Yeah. Talk to them. I think it's kind of across the board, mostly the same advice. And that's kind of beautiful, isn't it? Which is like, check in with yourself. You're not a product of a larger thing. We live in a scary world. It's a scary world. It's not your fault. Be nice to yourself. You're allowed to step away from the noise sometimes. Yeah. And we're all just chill. Yeah. Beautiful. And we're all just chill. We're all just chill. And also a big piece of advice that I've been telling myself lately is, is this worth raising your heart rate over?

it's a good point. Is it worth raising your heart rate over? Can you control when your heart rate raises? You can step away from something that is raised. Yes. Because you can't, because you cannot control the circumstances, but you can control how you react.

Yes, yes, yes. I thought you meant like, oh, I'm not going to let my heart rate go up. And I was like, that's so impressive. That's how it's a Marvel character. If something is happening and it's like, oh, this is something that's making me like what I can do. Take a step back. Step away.

That's actually such a soft. And I can go on the calm app, which they don't. even sponsor this podcast. This is just me. But you told me something interesting about the comm app. Is that my insurance gives you a year free of the comm app. And some other insurance companies do. So you can check that out. You can get a year free of the calm app with certain insurance. That's incredible. And it's good to know. I had no idea until very recently. And I had the same insurance for a really long time. So check it out. And honestly, even if you can't afford it, definitely go for it. Because I remember over the pandemic, they were extending it to everybody for free.

Yeah. It's fucking awesome. It's really great. Guided meditation. You should not. I have to pay to be calm. Somebody send this to Calm app. Get them to fucking sponsor. But not to be confused with Calm app as in where you apply for colleges. Oh, the Common App. The Common App. Like the Common App.

Yeah. The Calm app. Oh, God. I do not miss that. No. Do not miss applying to college. Holy shit. I do not miss that.

I remember cutting so many colleges during doing the Common App because I was like, no, too many things. Yeah. I was just like up for fucking weeks. Yeah. I was just up for weeks being like, my personal statement. Yeah.

And then it's like so weird to get into a college and then be like, oh, I guess I'm not going to go to that one. I know. Right. But I gave you $90 to apply to school. It's like applying for film festivals. Yeah, yeah, it is. Yes. Yeah.

Like what do you mean? Give it back. You said no. Give me the money back. Or you said no. Or you said yes and then I said no. So give it back. Give me a gift card to red lobster.

See, this is the kind of advice that should have gotten us another season. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I don't understand. Come on Ellen, too. What's going on?

What is going on? Ellen is. And what's going on? What is going on? I don't know. Well, it's so lovely to have it. Yeah, you're just the best ever. You guys are the best.

This is like, it feels like a reunion. I know, right? Love Island reunion. It's a little Love Island reunion. Less yelling. Anything you want to tell the people, things you have coming up, things to check out, where they can find you. Where they can hunt you down. You know, by this point, I believe, I recently did a show called How I Met Your Masi at the Dynasty typewriter.

Yes. reached out to you guys about. And the premiere is actually, um, by the time you're listening to this, it will be over. But you two should be at the premiere, which I will send you the invite for. We're doing like a red carpet at the dynasty at the end of September. That's so awesome. Which would be awesome. And then it'll be up for streaming. So, go stream how I metramasi. Check it out. Um, yeah, that's the only plug I've got right now. It's so cool. Yeah. Um, well, thank you for being here. Thank you so much. Thank you. And yes, thank you. And thank you. And thank you. And thank you. And if you would like,

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