Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - ARE IAN & ANTHONY THE BEST YOUTUBE DUO??

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

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But I've seen your dad, like, you're going to keep your, like, really nice head of hair, you so you want to ruin it. Instead of enjoying it for yourself. I feel like he's got like a great, like, blank slate either way. Right. It's like, yeah. Also, you want to see what I look like with the bald of head. I feel like you never.

No, you should keep your hair. Bad podcast for you. This is Sid and Olivia Talk. I'm the Sud. I'm the Olivia one. Today we have two other ones here with us. Oh, you another two ones, not just one, another whole two ones. Um, we've done this before.

We did this. We wanted to bully Rhett and Link into making them admit that they're a worse comedy duo than us. And of course, that backfired. And so now we're going to do it to another very famous YouTube duo. That we love very much. I'm ready to be bullied. Ian and Anthony. Hello.

Give us a good noise. Yeah. That's amazing. I'm the Anthony one. Yeah. And that's, which one are you? The short one. Okay.

That was beautiful. Are you short? You're shorter, right? I'm shorter. Yeah. How are you guys? You are kind of the E.N. You think so?

I've always been curious like, like, because I love putting things in boxes that don't fit, right? Like, who do you think is who here? Do you have a hot one and a funny one? Is that what the audience described you guys as? No. Apparently, yes. No. You're the hot one and the funny one and I'm here.

See, this is my answer for this shit because she's just going to. She's the hot one and the fun one and I'm here. And I'm actually furniture. No. Oh, good. Well, Ian did the video where you guys sat on him. Oh, my God. That was the first.

You were a furniture. We recently had an experience where a man tried to dance with Olivia and she was holding a drink. He pulled the drink out of her hands, pushed it into me as if I were a table. He was wearing a fishing vest in a fishing hat. Also, none of this was consensual. And then dance with Olivia. So anyway, I would say she's the hot and funny one and I'm the table.

No, I'm prey. It's not that I'm hot. It's that I'm prey. Okay. Spray. Okay. But I will say, um, We both have hand tattoos.

You guys do both have hand tattoos. Does that make you hot? No, it's just something that makes a nice. If you have some similar, yeah. Are you guys described as the hot one and the funny one? Of course, it used to be the case. Yeah. It broke my brain.

I was like, I'm nothing. It's so funny because you would think, oh, hot one, that's high praise. That's amazing. And it is. But then my brain broke. And I was like, oh, that means I have no value except for my looks. Yeah. I was constantly trying to prove myself otherwise.

Oh, that's so strange because you're actually both just multifaceted people. Yeah. We're both wonderful. And we're both so hot. You're so hot. We're like the loud one and a loud one. But I was not hot back then though. You had a bull cut.

Yeah, yeah. That was the style though. That was the, that was. I think maybe if you were the trendsetter, it was the style. Yeah. And then I kept it for way too long. Yeah. When you guys, before you were doing Smosh videos, were you always linked as a pair?

Not exactly. A little bit. A little bit. I do remember the end of high school. Yeah, I remember going to high school parties and people were like, where is your other hat? Oh, so you got invited to parties. Well, actually, so maybe you are.

But there were, but there were parties in the friend group that we didn't get invited to. Oh. Within your own friend group? Within the friend group. Oh, that sucks. I don't quite remember. I think I might have block that out. I don't know.

Maybe you were just there. There was like a tighter group and they were like they would have parties where they would drink alcohol. Oh, shit. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, they would drink alcohol. I didn't do that until I was out of high school. No one let me.

Yeah. I didn't try to. I didn't have any interest. I tried to drink alcohol, but everyone was like, I don't think you should come. You're kind of like a narc vibe. But when I was like 16 or something, my parents were out of town and I was like, I might as well get drunk. I should try to see what that is. And I drank a bunch of margarita mixed by itself.

Oh, my God. Did you feel drunk? No, I felt sick. Yeah. This is what drunk is. This feels like I want to have diarrhea. That's like drinking 15 Mountain Dews. Yes.

Yeah. Which you've done. I always used to say when I was a teenager, I was like, I don't understand why people would want to get drunk. Why would you want to be any fucking stupider than you already fucking are? Angry kid. Angry child. And then I had enough bad things happen

where I was like, oh, so that you can be stupider. Yeah. It feels good when you're stupider. Ignorance is bliss. We don't say that enough. You guys went to high school together. Yeah, we actually met in elementary school. That's the fucking coolest.

Yeah, we met in sixth grade. That's so fun. So how many years has it been knowing each other? Let's see, so we were 12 then, so 26 years. Yeah, how long have you guys known each other? We met each other at 14 and 15, so 15 years, yeah. But today we're going to test. You're still in your 20s?

I'm almost not. I'm 30. Okay, I'm 29. Acceptable, acceptable. Okay, close enough. Okay. I don't interact to people under 30 very often. Okay, that's actually probably safe.

That's a really good idea. It's probably safe. I would say do that. Cross the board, really good. Okay, so today we're going to see which of us. us is a better collective of our parts. Which of us knows the other person and knows the other person not just with the things we think we know, but with a series of questions we didn't expect to be asked and some of

which can't really be answered correctly. Sure. Yeah. It's the scientific method. How long did it take you to fill this out? Because I spent probably an hour and a half. Oh, I spent so long. I went back to it.

I opened it up and like answered the ones I knew and then stopped and went back and then there were some words like, I got to sit on this for a minute. I really did. And then I went back at the very end. at like three in the morning and I was like going to turn it in and then I like change four of my answers. Oh no. You guys took it that seriously?

I did not. How much time would you put into it? Five minutes. Five minutes. No, damn it. I'm gonna try hard. You guys are truly playing my farm game as I was in the year. I think you're the Ian.

You guys also both have a dead pan riz. You know what I mean? I thought you're gonna say a dead parent. You, I was like, well. You guys also both have a dead parent. I was like, you didn't do your research very well. You guys just. I'm okay for that.

You guys have a dead parent, right? You guys both have dead panes. Yeah. You guys both have dead panes. Our phone's buzz and we both are the exact same time. Okay, so then here's the thing. We're going to find out who knows who's the better parent. This is the game called Who's the better duo?

Do music. That's so funny. And you had Rhett and Link on here. That's so funny because we back of the day went on a show with them called Duo, you know your duo. Oh, wait, no, that's our show. That's our show. That's our show.

Yeah. We won a duo or don't toe with them. We just had them on our show, Duo, you know your duo. Oh, wow. So this is full circle here. How did that go? Who knew their duo better? We tied.

Yeah. They won by one point last time. So this game is a variation on the newlyweds game. And what's going to happen is we're going to start with Ian and Sid are going to ask questions. Anthony and I are going to write down our answers to him. And then at the count of three, we're going to show what we answered. And they're going to show what they thought our answers were going to be. Did that work?

Yeah. These questions were asked previously by our producer, so we've not seen these. We don't know the answers to each other's questions because that would be fucking unfair. So it's totally fair and you can calm down. Yeah, yeah, preemptively get those commenters, right? Get them. I've been so petty if we just like secretly colluded to like get all the right. We're the better duo.

Like, wow, we want to get. Yeah. Here's the question. What would your duo's reality show be called? Got it? I cooked. So, Ian, what did you think Anthony would have written for this question? I think our reality show would be called Two Bros. Chilling in a Hot Tov.

Ooh. Ooh. So close. I like that. I like that. That's very good. And it's a reference to a vine I made. To a Vine is very cool. Vine's coming back. Vines coming back. Vines coming back. It's going to be very divine. I wrote Two Boys One Camera. Pretty close. Pretty close. That's really good. I think we deserve a half points.

Yeah. We got two boys, two bros. Yeah. I mean, okay, so I'm also on this train. Oh, yeah? Oh, no, you did what I, I didn't do that one. Because I did two girls, one bad brain. Whoa.

Wow. I think you are the Anthony of the group. Maybe you are the Anthony, yeah. Two girls, one bad brain. I like that. People often say that we split a brain and we know it's pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And mine is nothing like anything.

you got it was fucking good. Mine is the classic reality show. Sit and Olivia talk shit about themselves. Because that is what it would be called. Self-deprecating. And we shouldn't be called that. Got it. But it is.

It's the name that it had to be given. It's like when we're spending time, like prolonged time together alone, a lot of the time it's like, oh, I'm a problem. Well, we just said, we just both said, I said, I'm pray. She said, I'm the nothing one. Oh, true. You didn't clear yourself a table. We say bad things about ourselves.

We got to stop. Should we try to stop? Or should we do it more? We don't talk totally about ourselves enough. And we don't have to stop. No, just because we're great. What do you guys talk about when you're not working? Just lay in pipe.

Yeah. Yeah, mostly just that. Oh, my God. And like our favorite beers and favorite muscle cars. We throw the pigskin around sometimes too. Throw the pig skin around. Yeah. Sometimes we measure each other's cocks.

Ew. It's just what guys do, okay? You guys used to be our bosses. No, we did that in high school. Not each other's, but we all. What did we do in high school? We all knew, we all knew each other's measurements because we all talked about it. Cassum knows what I'm talking about.

He's laughing like you had done that. Like every guy, every guy in like high school knows about their, their bros. Wow. Question, did you lie about that back in the day? No. No. No. I didn't.

No, but there's ways to kind of cheese it. Yeah, there's ways to cheese it a little bit. I don't hear the words cheese it with dick ever. Depending like where you measure from. Yeah, exactly. That's good. Where would you measure from? Well, there's ways to push the ruler a little.

harder. Against your lower stomach. In order, you know, and it goes... You just jam it into yourself. You're like, you're like, oh, yep. 7 inches. Or you can measure it or you can measure from like the top or the side. Yeah.

You can cheat it a little bit, you know? Wow, this is, I'm learning so much. Better to say cheat it than cheese it. Yeah, don't say, yeah. I don't want cheese anywhere. No, absolutely. You can dick cheese it if you know what I mean. That means I have to go into the freeway with just my body now.

Okay. Yeah. That's the rule. Oh, no. I didn't want you mess that next. question. Okay. If your duo had a signature scent, what would it be? Some good ASMR too. Oh, yeah. God, I love those non-sexual tingles. They're not sexual for you? Only sometimes. Back tracing videos, absolutely. Back tracing? Are sexual for you? Yeah. Is there a sound to it or is it just the

what even is back? It's like a sound. It's usually like a video, it's very sapphic. It's always like a video of like a woman holding another woman tracing on her back. And then I just go like, that seems pretty lovely. Yeah. Oh, oh, sad. It's a good feeling. That's so sad. Some day you'll experience.

Guys, what? This is not how I was presenting this information. I was not presenting this like, you should feel bad for me. Yeah, well, that's how it turned out. Okay, guys, what's the answers. Okay. So I wrote that I think Olivia would say if our duo had a signature sent, it would be like, vanilla rose because Olivia

likes vanilla and I like rose. Yeah. Oh. Wow. So, so that sounds like amazing. Oh, you didn't put that? I just was honest. And I just just going to like poop. Poop smelling.

I just put just cloud by Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know. Like a real thing that exists. We do both like that. Oh, wow. You both wear the same. A lot of the time. A lot of the time. Like, not constantly. Then why wouldn't you put that in there? If you knew this literally your duo sense. And I like rose. Yeah, and she's right about that.

That's our Nondegonde's set. That's not our signature scent, but technically, if we're both walking in the room smelling the same, it's probably just for both wearing cloud by Ariana. This is a little bit. This is, this seems weird. This seems weird to me. It is a good smell. They both wear the same scent? Yes.

It smells really so good. Like, you guys need to have some sort of separation from each other. We do. Look, they're not touching there is at least three inch. Okay, never mind. There's no separation between. Also, her vanilla mod perfume is like my new secret. It does smell really out.

Ariana Grande. So she's just like popping off in my scent glands for sure. She knows how to make a scent. Yeah, especially those. Can we get a sniff or what? I'm not wearing it right now. Are you okay? So like, I'm talking about from the bottle.

Can we get a sniff or what? Yeah, well, you think I want to smell them? Oh, that's really what I thought you were implying. That's your dirty and gross. You're dirty and gross. I would never say or think that. Here, this is the one that isn't the cloud one, but it's the other one I love. You just pull out your vape?

Yeah. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, I do get the smell directly from the skin. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Oh, that smells so good. Wow. That does smell. It's very it's very girly. That is great. I told you. It's so good. My life has changed. It's a vanilla. It's definitely a vanilla. I'm a convert. That was amazing. And it's cheap. I kind of want to wear that. That smells so good. It's not girly. It's just smells good. It's not necessarily grilly because the guy who robbed my apartment took all of my bottles of it. So he's wearing it now too. He's cleaning out. Damn.

He also took all of the jewelry. Yeah. And also the court kept calling me to be like, can you show up and testify against him? And I was like, no. Because he's hot. He is hot. Wait,

and that's pretty privileged. How do you know who? Because he's on the ring camera. So you're like, oh, it's a hot guy. I can't go testify against him because I'm going to fall in love? No, I can't go testify against him because he resides in a tent. And I think it's unfair for me to testify against him. But he is very handsome.

He's a hot guy who lives in a 10? Yeah. Yeah. Do you think that you could theoretically fall in love with someone who stole from you? Absolutely. Yeah. I feel my heart. I think that was like the meat cute.

I think that if I was dating someone and they stole from me afterwards, I'd be like, oh, that's not very nice. But if it was like a meat. It has to be established. Like this is a thief and that's just the way they are. And then it's like a silly like fall in love with the thief moment. And they're like, oh, I'm so sorry. And they give it back, you know, where they buy you a present.

And maybe they have some self-growth in the process. Absolutely. But you can never trust that. They might turn around and steal from you again, right? Sure. Yeah, but the thing is, it's so hard to trust. And also the thing about relationships is you sometimes maybe can't trust anyone. Yeah.

That's true. What do you guys smell like? That smells so good. The scent is still in the air. It smells good, right? Okay, so I answer first, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, I said the forest. Ooh. Oh. I like a good woody smell Some pine Some little Some fire like maybe firewood Maybe firework maybe some like little like little bit of tobacco

Yeah Yeah I would I think I would definitely smell like that I think I would rather that be like a candle though You know? I sure I think I don't know if this is much better though I think we would smell like mountain dudes

Oh that's good We drank so much mountain dew as Forer And I mean we would be mountain dudes in the forest Whoa. You'd be emitting it from your pores. Yeah. I think that we might still emit the scent from our pores to this day with the amount of mountain do that you think it's gone. I feel like we flush it out of our systems. You think it's gone? Yeah. It's probably gone after seven years it stays in your system or something. Probably. Yeah. It's gone by now. Okay. We can't be tested for it now. Our pancreas is just bright green. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Radioactive for sure.

Good for you guys. Yeah. And we've grown out of it. We've all changed. We've grown. It's pretty impressive. And I love it. But it might have to become Ariana Grande's next part. perfume, whatever that is. I kind of wish we smelled like what they smell like. Yeah. I couldn't do that every day. Maybe give it a shot. Give it a try.

Maybe I'll just spray my bed with it. I was like, well, maybe a woman was here at one point. Yeah. That's good. One could dream. That's a good. I'm going to start doing that. Yeah.

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What's the first thing I would do if I woke up as a wreck? Yeah. And you guess what would I do if I woke up as you? Okay. Okay. Okay. Olivia, if I woke up as you in your body. Yeah.

This is the answer I put. I said, I would go out in public and have every person in the world tell me I'm the most beautiful person they've ever seen. I have never had, I've never seen anything like this. As long as I've known Olivia DeLerantis, we walk into public and it is like walking around with a supermodel. But it's, but I'm not. People will stop their cars to be like. Like, what are you? What's your thing?

It's because I'm praying. People will look out their car windows. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. It happens every day all the time. I notice it everywhere all the time. How often do you think this happens? Because I feel like your perception is very different. No, this happens all the time.

Do you agree with this assessment? I think sometimes when I'm, sometimes when I'm, sometimes people will try to get me in their cars. But I think that's because I know, no, no. Or like she'll go into a song. And everyone in the sauna is like, please let me talk to you. Yeah. This is just what happens. A sauna?

Like you're nude? No. Oh. People come up to me and they try to get me to join MLMs all the time too. Oh, that's the prey. Because you look gullible. Yeah. One time I got bangs and a guy was like, get in my car.

And I was like, oh, I just look 15. Dang it. Oh. But I do respect. Sometimes that happens with bangs. And I thought you were going to say, like, be nice to myself, you know, like. Oh, she deserves it. Because I don't do that.

Yeah. But I would also. do that. Yeah. No, that's fair. That's fair. I couldn't think of what it was. All right.

So if I woke up as you, I said, shave my head. That's what you do? You're like, I don't want this anymore. Start over. Start over? I did think about starting over. I mean, you do have, like, you do have gray hair. Gray or great?

Choose your answer very wisely. Great. Oh, thank you. No, you're like me. You only have, like, gray in the beer. I got a couple strands on the side. I won't be salt and pepper soon. Yeah.

But I've seen your dad. like you're going to keep your like really nice head of hair, you asshole. So you want to ruin it. Instead of enjoying it for yourself. I feel like he's got like a great like blank slate either way. Right. It's like, yeah. Also you want to see what I look like with the bald ass head.

I feel like you'd never. No, you should keep your hair. Jesus Christ. It's so funny how boys answer these questions versus how girls. Mine is going to be so different as well. Okay. What do you think? I thought he was going to say that he would sit on his knees without knee pain.

Oh. Whoa. I mean, that's real. Yeah. You get a lot of knee pain. I just remember we'd choose sketches and we'd have to kneel down and Ian was like, oh, my knees. Yeah, I mean like. The knee sitting.

If I, if I, if I, on like a hard surface. Yeah. Like straight to the knee like here. I know that you're like begging for the feeling of sitting on a hard surface without hurting. Yeah. He's fantasizing. I wish. Yeah.

I wish I could. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. I think we should answer the opposite way. Sure. Right.

Right. So if you, so the question is if you were to wake up in my body, what do I think you would have wanted to do in my body? Mm-hmm. I got it. This is the one that took me an hour to. So, okay, I changed my question, my answer because my first one was objectifying. Oh, mine is objectifying. Okay.

Wait, tell me the objectifying one. The one that I didn't write that I, that I-objectified. I, yeah. Originally I wrote down, I would look in the mirror at my rock and bod and anti-gravity tits and high-five the mirror. What's wrong with that answer? It's pretty amazing. And then I deleted it because I was like, well, that's not very, like, holistic about her, like, why she's so great as a person. Oh, I didn't know the goal was to show our partners that we like them.

Mine does not show I like him. It's not necessarily the goal. It's just honesty. That was like what I wrote down. And then at the 3 in the morning, I changed it because I was like, what is something else that I could do as her that I wouldn't be able to do as myself? I said, sing a beautiful song. Because she has a perfect singing voice. Oh, that is sweet.

You know, I just, I just like rewatch the, um, the period musical. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The singing tampon. Yeah. Yeah. Great, great voice. Amazing beautiful singing voice.

It was stuck in my head this morning. Really? So silly. Carboard applicator. I just remember, um, was only pussies wear pads. Yeah. Like, that's a confusing sentence. I love that.

I guessed, yeah. if you were in my body, you would eat gluten. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. Oh, I should have put that. I should have a hard time. That's what I mean for last time.

Yeah, she's a hard time eating gluten. Yeah. And she's actually. Okay. You are the- You are the end. Yeah, we keep switching. We keep, no, we figured it out.

Okay. I put, I would duct tape an empty toilet paper roll and a sock over my penis. Because Eden and I haven't seen each other's peni. And I would like to keep it that way, even when I'm in your body. Just because it's a fun. It's a fun.

It's a fun fact. It's a fun thing to try to see how long we can go without it. I feel like someday it'll probably happen if we're like, oh, we're like going to go to, I don't know, a spa or something. Or maybe if you hit like a stretch goal on a fundraiser. Yeah, yeah, that's a good stretch goal. I have a question. Yeah, what's up?

So you've talked in depth about your penises to each other. No, no, all I know is the length. There's no more depth than that. No, we know other details. I don't know any other details about your. details. I don't know any of... He knows other details. Okay, there's maybe one other detail. There's one other detail. What's the detail? Is it a botched

circumcision? Can't tell you. We know we know multiple people with a botched adult circumcision. No, it's not that. It's definitely not that. Okay, well, if you guys have to get a botched adult circumcision, please let us know, we don't have to see it. We just want to know the amount. If I get a box circumcision as an adult, I will show you. I haven't

answered, I haven't answered my saying what he thought I would do. I guess I said I'd marvel at my anti-gravity tits. Although I feel like your your your your titties are more anti-gravity than mine. Oh, I thought you're saying they're starting to sag. No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so either.

Wait. So you thought that I would have raised my shirt and looked at your tits? Yeah, they're anti-gravity like sits. That's true. They're space tits. I'd have been like, look at these nipples. Yeah. And I don't think so.

I don't think I would do that. No, I was just making a joke. I wasn't serious. Okay. I thought you were going to say eat gluten. I would eat glue. I would probably eat glue. Oh,

you know, I would just do like copious amounts of drugs. Yeah. Well, it's not my body. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's such a good point. Oh, this is a great point. Not my body, not my rights. Yeah. This is a good one. What is your partner's weirdest habit? Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. So again, this is one of those things where we're going to write the... You're answering for yourselves. Yeah. What is your weirdest habit? My weirdest habit. And then I'm,

And then I'm going to say... Because it's already pre-written, right? Yeah. So can I get that? So far we have zero points, right? Yeah, everyone has zero points. Okay, so the question was, what's your partner's weirdest habit?

I said, sleeping in weird places. Oh. Where do you sleep? He's just sleep. Sometimes he'll just sleep on the floor. Sometimes wherever I fall asleep, sometimes it's convenient. You know? Yesterday I was like, I turned on my heater, and it was so comfy and warm.

Sounds nice. And my phone was charging and I was sitting next to it on my couch. and then I woke up at 5 a.m. I was like, oh, I guess I slept there. Nice. Yeah, so then I went to my bed. Yeah. I thought you're going to say that my weirdest habit was eating vegan chicken strips every day.

Ooh. I didn't know you did that every day. I know you eat the weird protein bagels every day. Not every day anymore. Oh. And also I stopped doing this every day after my doctor told me I had high cholesterol. I was like, I'm vegan. They're like, well, you eat this bullshit.

Oh, don't do that. Damn. So I had to learn the hard way. Wow. Okay. Olivia has a very particular. eating Cheerios. Yeah, I'm going to eat lot of Cheerios.

Yeah. Olivia has a very particular weird habit. She says Jesus Christ loudly in the bathroom for some reason. Oh my God, you're right. Wait, what? Oh, my God. I have to know more. This happens all the time.

What are you reacting to? And I know the reason for it, but it is so weird when it happens. Yeah. I'll be in my apartment and she'll be in the bathroom and I'll just hear like, Jesus Christ. I think there's a million reasons for someone to say that in the bathroom usually it's because she's on her phone and I see something yeah I see something on my phone and I go like oh fuck me you're like oh yeah coming from the bathroom yeah it makes you think like something bad is happening is so creepy with what's going on in the bathroom would she shit I'd be like oh yeah yeah yeah

Jesus Christ what did you think I thought you were to I don't know I just I just know that sometimes I can get really hyperfixated on it stuff. So I just wrote deep dives on my finsta because sometimes I'll just fall into a rabbit hole. But that's not really that unique or weird. That is weirder. That is weirder and you're right about it. Like you are correct. But you're probably saying Jesus Christ because of the deep dive on your fin stuff. They're not unrelated. Yeah. Kind of similar. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's 0.1.3 points. Yeah. We each have a 0.1.3 points. Yay. So the next. Okay. Oh, this is an I don't know if we're going to get this one right. Okay. So the question is, who has the dirtier

sense of humor. Oh, yeah, I think that's easy. I think it, I feel like that's easy. I feel like that's easy. Who's going first? Do you want to go first? All right, uh, I think it's obvious Ian has a dirtier sense of humor. Oh. Don't act surprise. You know you wrote the same thing. What did you that's right? I wrote the same thing. We got to go. That's really good. Yeah. I think it's always been it's yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's match that. Oh, who's got the dirtier sense of humor? What did you say? It really kind of is close.

It's a competition every day. I think it changes, but I put me, I don't know. I said, I think we're tired. Yay! I wrote like it changes every day. And then I was like, that's not the real answer. They're going to get back. So then I put me question mark.

But I don't know is also not a real answer. Yeah, it's not. Because we're both pretty on the same page about it. So there's not. So there's that. One nil. One nil. Yeah.

I feel like Ian and I both think the dirty thing, but then Ian says it. Yeah. If that makes sense. And then I'm there to laugh about it way too much. Because I'm like, why did you actually say? I think we're always just trying to make each other, I think we're just trying to want up each other with dirty bad. Yeah. Dirty bad.

Dirty bad. Dirty bad. I'd like to catch you off guard and say the dirtier thing than you would even say sometimes. Yeah. Because also dirty has so many definitions. That's true. What's dirty. Yeah, it's good to overthink about all the answers to the question.

Yeah, which is what we did. Yeah. So I'm glad we're on the same page. Now, here's a question. Oh, let's hear it. This is a question. Okay. Who's the bigger heartbreaker,

intentionally or not? Okay. Now, that's a spicy question. I got it. Yeah, that's a spicy. Okay. I got it. Uh, well, I said Anthony.

Ooh. Oh. I said Ian. Oh. You guys broke each other's heart? Yeah. No, I think it's because you tend to date more often. And I don't know if you're actually breaking hard.

But they don't fall in love with me, Anthony. Oh. You just did. Do you think people fall in love with me? Okay. Okay. All right. Nobody falls from me.

Yeah. All my past relationships were four years each, though. Oh, that's heartbreaking. And you know what? That's heartbreaking. That can lead to heartbreak. It's one presidential cycle. It's one Olympic cycle and one relationship cycle.

Wow. Once the election comes up, You're like, all right, man. Time to go. Break your heart. I knew we were done one month in, but we're waiting to the time. You see Ian as someone who's like breaking hearts and you see him as somebody who's breaking hearts. And isn't that romantic?

Yeah. It's romantic. I feel, I don't know. Or it's just self-preservation and we don't want to admit what we're actually guilty of. Yeah. You don't want to throw yourself under the bus. I think the women that I've dated have been pretty, pretty done with me by the time we woke up, you know? Like, I think, I think the breakup happens.

They're like, okay. Oh, definitely me too. Definitely me too. And also, I feel like I just let the relationship get to the point where they just resented the shit out of it. Yeah. And they're like, these go now. And I'm like, I am going.

I don't think, I think I was the one with the broken heart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And do you think maybe in these relationships, is it ever that the other person's like, I'm done with this because of your bullshit that you do with your other partner who's not me. You know what I mean?

Like for you, Emery? Like if a girlfriend is like, is like, I'm done with you because you and Anthony are too much. Oh, no. It's never been. I've had, I've had boys be like, oh, but why, why are you so close to sudden me? And it's like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. I mean, there, I mean, this was when we were like, because that's my life partner and I don't give a. Right. Yeah. That relationship will outlive you. Have they like really been like jealous? Have you? Oh, yeah. People get jealous. People get jealous. 100%.

Yeah, because boys don't like to share girls. They just like... Yeah, men don't know how to deal with jealousy or having to deal with their own personal issues. That's just so ridiculous because it's like you're not going to like... Is that a red flag for you when they are starting to get jealous of your friendship? If anyone has anything wrong, like if they're like upset or go like, oh, Sid did this and like, ugh, I'm like, oh, okay, then like... And what are they threatened by, right?

Yeah. How are you not strange? It's just a strange thing Like, I had a friend who A friend I dated someone A friend is close enough

I had a friend who Wow okay well that shows how removed that is I did someone once who was like You never laugh at me like you laugh at Olivia You're not as funny quite honestly That sounds like a you problem bro Get funnier bro Yeah

I don't know what you tell you she's really funny No the only time anyone in a relationship It's ever brought up my dynamic with Ian is I think we were like maybe 17 or 18 I think you'll know who this was she was like she was from out of town and she would visit and

she was like do you think maybe when I come visit it could just be me and you sometimes I was like I thought you like hanging out with Ian I was like Ian's great and she was like she's like yeah he's great but I'd like hang out with just you sometimes too I was like oh that's fair and I didn't realize that's so good like literally would be like

Ian and I immediately hanging out with her Yeah, that is funny. I think also, I mean, in y'all's situation, like, a lot of men are intimidated by, like, women who are funny. So I think there's also that. And weed him out. Not the bad. Yeah. Can't be funny.

Funnier than me. It's, it is, it's just an interesting thing of, like, you know, friendships are good. It's a good thing. It's so good. If I'm dating someone and they have no friends that they like to hang out with, I'm like, have some friends, please. If I'm like, if I have cool, funny friends, I'm like, fuck yeah. Now we have more cool funny friends. Yeah.

More the merrier. Yeah, I agree. It's insane. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the biggest heartbreaker intentionally or not? I said probably Olivia. Yeah, I said me maybe because I have my...

I like how you're so not confident. I don't know on your... Well, a couple of my exes have gone crazy or become hermits and stuff after we broke up. Like a couple people have gone down... That's powerful. So you didn't just break their heart, you ruin their life. I really do anything. I think they ruin their own life.

They just had like a big tantrum and then we're like, I'm never leaving my house again. And I'm like, I don't know what's happening. So that's the only reason I say me is because if you look at like you're, you're, you are friends with some of your exes and a lot of your exes are like legally okay. Yeah. Oh, yours are not legally okay. I wouldn't. Yeah.

You've like, they're like they've been ruined. Dude, I have some ruins in my past. What? I've created some low key ruins. I didn't mean to. That's powerful. So you lure them in with the prey. with the pray thing.

And then he just destroy them. Yeah. I won't break your heart. Listen, I love the one point. Yeah. Yeah, good job. Congratulations. Another point coming up because this next question is,

what is the dumbest argument you've ever had with each other? And I can say that immediately. I know what it is. I don't know what it is because Ian and I spent the majority of our lives not ever talking about our feelings. And that would, like, an argument would mean actually having to be vulnerable. Yeah, that's fair. We did not do that for a long time.

Well, what did you put? Well, I did put something. And I put, if wearing sunglasses in the back seat makes a difference. What? I remember one time we were all driving here. I think we were in Ryan's van. Ryan was driving the back seat and you're wearing sunglasses. And I was like, why are you wearing sunglasses in the back seat?

You're like, it's bright outside. I was like, you're in the back seat. You're like, my eyes are sensitive and it's going to be going to help the eyes. Yeah. Oh. Maybe you guys are each other. They are. I don't think we ever resolve that.

It was just me saying that makes no sense why are you wearing sunglasses in the back seat? And you're like, because my eyes. No, I get it fully. Well, you should have gone with the first thing that you said, because I said, we don't argue. Yeah. For a long time, we were very conflict avoidance. Yeah. I was trying to think of dumb arguments.

I was like, I literally can't think of like. There were not. We are conflict avoidant as well. We just have one argument that we both. we've gotten in pretty much one argument about like who's the hotter one whose tits are more gravitationally defiant we've gotten one big argument

in public yeah oh in public there were witnesses at a meeting at like a business meeting professional environment we were waiting in the lobby for the paramount or the Sony lot or something it was like some like for a meeting and we're like sitting in the lobby

and I don't remember how it came up but the argument was over the purpose of a vinegar egg The vinegar egg. Yeah. Vinegar egg. Wait, what even is that? I've never even heard of this.

Well, that's what the problem is. What is this? A vinegar egg is usually a science experiment for a child. It's like they soak the egg in vinegar and then it bounces on the ground. Yeah. Now, I was saying, what is the purpose of that? Like, does it have a real purpose? And Olivia was being like, it bounces on the ground.

And I was like, that's not the purpose. That's just something it can do. And she was like, it bounces on the ground. And I was like, what is the point? And I was like, the point is that you put it in vinegar and it bounces. And I said, no, that's how you make it. And that's what it eventually does sometimes. Yeah.

What is the purpose? And we were yelling. What does it teach you? And I think the answer is the purpose is it the science experiment for kids. God, to see the side effects of putting in a bag of vinegar. But you like, but you guys were arguing over the same. You guys were like arguing over a separate thing. Correct.

Yeah. We weren't even at the end of the day. Arguments are just miscommunicated. Yeah. And isn't that beautiful? Yeah. So we were just on different pages and we were sitting there trying to get on the same page. And couldn't do it matter.

You had your definition of purpose. Yes. Infuriating. And we were so mad. And then they were like Sydney and Olivia and we were like, were you still fuming? So mad. So mad.

She thinks the purpose is about. How did the rest of that meeting go? I don't even remember. Wow. But the vinegar eggs stood out. Do you think anything came out of that meeting? Nope. No.

No. No. General. Oh, Generals. It was a general. Nothing happens. There was a time where you and I would fly to L.A. just to take Generals.

I was like, cool. That was nothing. That was sweet. That was nothing. It's like fun for a second when you're just like my very first general. You're like, I'm at Warner Brothers or whatever. And then it's like awesome. And they just go like, oh, you guys.

We'll call you back. Goodbye. One of our very first ones, we were like in college still, I want to say. And we were like so bright eyed and bushy tailed. And I want to say we were like on like the universal lot. Or it was one of those things where you are like a child and you're like, this means something. Yeah.

that it doesn't. Yeah. And we got at the front desk and we were like, Sydney and Olivia, and they were like, Danielle and Maria are here. What?

Close enough. And we were like, cool. I think you'd be the Danielle and you'd be the Maria. That's what we already know that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see it. Yeah. Then later we wrote a script where my character was Danielle and she was Maria.

I like that. Okay. Don't take this the wrong way, but I see you guys more as a Daniel and Maria than it said and Olivia. Oh, I love that.

I was going to say this. same thing, but I was holding back. I didn't want to be offensive. Really? Hear us out. This is a crazy one. Our almost names, like the names our parents almost named us and then changed last minute. She was almost Sigourney and I was almost Delilah.

Oh, I like a Sigourney Delilah duo. That's cute. Sigourne and Delilah is creep. I like how there's no way to shorten either of those names. No, I was like, I was like, oh, you could do della. Sugdil. No. What?

Sugdo. Sugdo. Sug do. Well, if we were a Sigourney and Delah. Lila, we would have never ended up in comedy. Yeah. Just like not. I've actually thought about that, how much a name can determine one's fate.

Not exactly in the way like you name them this and they're going to become a king or some bullshit. But like if you have a really silly name where you are always explaining it or it's always getting made fun of, I feel like it's you're going to approach life differently. In secret lives of Mormon wives, Taylor Frankie Paul has a child, has a male baby named Everclear. Sorry, Ever True. Ever true.

Ever clear. It's ever clear. Sorry. It's ever true. It's ever true. But I always think it's ever clear. That's crazy. She did have that, you know, that arrest video.

Yeah. That would make me think she would name a kid. Ever true. Ever, I always. Yeah, no, that is true. I feel like if your name is Bob versus Ever True, different lives. Different lives. Just based on the interpretation of you.

A hundred. Based on how much you have to explain your name. And it's a boy named Ever True. Yeah. Okay. So this question. is what celebrity would play your partner in a biopic? So I'm guessing who you think would play me.

You in a biopic. And vice versa. Yeah. Right? Okay. I remember that I think very highly of you. Remember, I think very lowly of you. Always do.

Who would play me? We're going to go for who would play you in a biopic first? Okay, for who would play me? Yeah. Okay. So I said Mario Lopez. I said Mario Lope. Let me.

Let's go another point on the board. We tied it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it should be like the other way around. What do you mean? Because he's like.

Oh, I should play him. Yeah. Oh, because that would be like the younger years version of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So who do you think I said would play you in a biopic? Anne Frank. Oh my God. Anne Frank. Do you look like Anne Frank? She does always say that she looks like Anne Frank.

Okay, I'm kind of seeing it now. Yeah. Imagine if I... We need to, like, judge up the hair. How crazy would that be if I wrote Ant Frank would say her? I can explain. So... I can explain.

No, we don't need an explanation. I see it. We all see it. No, it's because for some reason there was like this month or so where people kept sending me on Instagram. Yeah, my Anne Frank month. That sounds like a fun memoir. It was a month or so where people kept DMing me on Instagram pictures, being like,

oh my God, I saw this on my feet. thought it was you and then I'd go to the page and it would be a Holocaust survivor and people were like, oh my God. Just a random Holocaust survivor? And they'd be like, literally I thought this was you, Queen. And I'm like, right. Wow. So then I was telling that story to Olivia on a set we were on. Oh my God, it was so funny. I was like, I feel like every time somebody's like, you look exactly like someone, you know who it is? And it's always like Anne Frank or something like that. It's always like they pick some Jewish person who has been horribly oppressed by war. So it's either like some random person for the Holocaust or Anne Frank.

Got it. But we were miced. We were mic. Oh. And the sound person came up to me and said, you know who you really look like. And then showed me a picture. And then showed me a picture of Anne Frank. Oh, that got your ass. It was so funny. Got your ass. It was really funny. It was really funny. I said

Barbara Streisand. Oh. Okay. Okay. I really think it would work. Okay. All right. So this is the celebrity that you would think would play me in a biopic. I think Charlie Day. I said Charlie Day. Charlie Day.

Can't you see it? Yeah, I see that. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. I feel you could pick up your mannerisms and like even elevate them a little bit to be like a little more crazy. I love that. Yeah.

It'd be good. I'd watch it. If you gave Charlie Day like a Clonopin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just took the energy down a little bit. I also get Paul Rudd, which I don't know.

Yeah. I can see Paul Rudd as well. Is clonipin the same as Valen? I think so. I think it's a downer. Let's try both. Let's try it at the same time. I said who would play you in a movie is either young Shannon Woodward.

You have two answers. Or Zoe Deutsch. I think that your faith resembles both of those people. I put Diane Franklin. That's her mom. Yeah, that's good. That's good. I was like, who's Diane? Well, you and your mom look very much alike. Yeah, yeah.

So. Wait, is actually your mom? What's the lore? What? What? My mom's name? My mom's name is Diane Franklin. That's such a good name. Sweet lady and she's very funny and we just went to an 80s convention with her. What do you do in a movie?

She was in a movie with our director of The Smosh the movie. Oh. She was in Bill and Ted's right? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Damn.

Yep. What is your partner's weirdest fear? Okay. Okay. I don't think we're going to get this but I do want to know what you think your weirdest fear is. Okay.

I think my weirdest fear is peeing in a hole. Oh. And because one time I was at a one time I was at a gas station in France and the bathrooms where you had to pee in a hole. Right. It was like just where you put your legs squat over it. Yeah. You have to like open your legs and then just pee down.

And I looked at it and my whole body was like, no. Whoa. It was like fear of heights. I was like I can't pee in that hole. What was it that scares you? The depth of the hole? Falling in. I think the idea of the falling in, of course.

Of course. Into a small juice. Was it big enough for you to? fit in it? No, it was small, small, but I could be tiny girls. Yeah, she's tiny girls. Okay. The other thing, too, is I just think, like, I don't know where that stream is going. I don't know if it's going to splash into my legs. Right. I don't have, like, any sort of funnel or thing to, like, direct it in a certain way. And then what if it gets on my legs and then I have to put my jeans on? And now I have to wash my jeans. Yeah, pass. I don't know. I'm afraid of it.

I didn't like it. It made me fear. Yeah. And I put for Sid's weirdest fear, having a quarter-sized thing of microplastics in her brain when she dies. Oh, and the thing is, yes. We are all going to have a quarter, maybe even a half dollar-sized thing of microplastics in our brain. In our brain, how does it get to our brain? Well, because everything we eat, everything we drink. But you're saying it's going to be like the Pacific Garbage Patch

where it just all collects in one area? It'll be one quarter. And it's in your brain. One quarter. I saw an article that was like, you guys, everybody's going to have a quarter of microplastics in your brain when you look at these x-rays and I was like, for sure. And then I just fully bought in.

Yeah. And now I'm just like, God, that quarter is getting bigger. I can feel it. So, like, sometimes when I make my coffee in the morning and I, like, put the little thing with the foil on it and I, like, put the thing down and the espresso thing goes through, I just immediately am like, ooh, that quarter is getting bigger. Yeah. That quarter is getting bigger because that plastic is melting.

But my question is, how did the plastic make its way up there instead of? Got to ask the plastic. You got to ask the plastic. Yeah, the plastic knows. Yeah. Big plastic. That's big plastic. And that's on big plastic.

And that's on big plastic. I'm not maha. No, no, no, no, no. But sometimes if you just have like a health thought, it's like, it's hard to like have a For sure. People try to get you down the maha pipeline. If you ever get a headache or you're like, oh, it's a plastic. No.

When I get a headache, I'm like, well, that's going to kill me. Like that's some disease. It's one step deeper than that. That's some disease. I will say that port-a-potty sometimes I look in, I'm like, that's horrifying. Well, if you ever gone to like a big like pit toilet, like like a campground, yeah, that scares the shit out of me. It's like, it's like a giant, a giant pit.

Yeah, and there's a mountain of shit. And you could, you could feasibly fall into it. Or dive in if you want to not be a tower. Oh, yeah, yeah. You don't want to be a cowl about to go. Don't be a little bans and dive in. Yeah. How about stop being a little bitch and dive in the pile?

Remember that TikTok trend where it was like to that song like, Oh, a little bouts. Love and on love. And these guys would be like, whew, what if they did that into a big pig? Oh, is that the, like, it's like, oh, we're being sexual. It's like, pick you guy and they're all humping the pool. I hate them.

I hate them. I hate them. I would like that more. Yeah, I would watch that. That's entertainment. Yeah. So if they were doing that, I'd be like, all right. What do you guys are afraid of?

What are you guys are afraid of? What are you are afraid of? Guys, let's fucking move past that. I think Ian are afraid of genuinely crying on camera from being very, vulnerable. Oh. Remember in our interview? Did I spend the thing with Ian?

He talked and kept saying, I'm not going to cry though. You're like, yeah, because they're like sentimental moments. You're like, cool, but I'm not crying. Yeah. I feel like that's a real fear of your. I don't know if it's a fear, but it's something you don't ever want to do. Oh, here's a second called Make Ian Cry. Yeah.

I guess I didn't. Did I cry? No, no, you didn't. I got close though. Yeah, but we should have a new show on Smosh called Make Ian Cry. Wow. And it's like trying to cry. Try not to cry.

Try not to cry. I mean just. Just play the ending of Portrait of a Lady on fire and it'll be waterworks. Wow. I don't know if I know what the ending to that is. Have you guys seen Portia of Lady on fire? Now I need to. So that I can cry.

Oh my God. Yeah. What incredible movie? What did you think? Oh, wait. Can I say one time I have seen you cry? You've only seen each other cry once? What was it?

I might have seen you get tears in your eyes for things, but not genuinely cry. I saw you cry when we watched Pokemon the movie. Oh, I knew you said that. Oh, my God. That's amazing. embarrassed. It was an embarrassing moment. I think they were tears of embarrassment more than tears of sadness. We're six graders and we're watching a Pokemon movie. And we're sitting next to each other and you're like, oh man. And it was like getting, it's like this emotional scene of like

Pikachu's like crying on like Ash Ketcho. Yeah, Ash dies or gets turned into stone. He's basically dead. Is this the one with Me Too? Yes. Okay. Me too. I've cried during that. Was it from genuine sadness or because you were embarrassed? No, I was in my house watching it alone. It's so emotional. Yeah, it really is. Well, Pikachu being sad. It's just like, don't you're crying. There's a twinkling tear that drips down on a ad. That revived Ash.

So tangled COVID. I looked over at Ian. I was like, oh my God, this is crazy. And Ian was like, it was like, also,

also me too, not me too. Mew too. Ash, Chisham got me too. Yeah, Ashikim got me too. I cried because

all of our heroes are just getting me too. Not Ashley Ketchum. Oh no, Ashley Ketchup got me too. Ashy Ketchup got me too. Spread the word. Ashley ketchup got me too

Oh my gosh Another one bites the dog Man am I right 10 year old men Yeah My answer was I don't even feel like giving you my answer Why?

Is my gonna use it against you? This is not funny I'm not funny anymore I feel like we just talked to us I'm really funny And now this is just No you gotta say it I didn't say

I just said weiner following off All right so we should make We should make a show where each of these happen in one episode Yeah Yeah

Yes. Well, what if your weiner falls off so then you genuinely cry? You would. I also couldn't remember. I also couldn't remember if weiner was spelled W-I-E-N-E-R or W-E-E-E-Except after C. Except for exceptions. It's not always. It's not always.

There is, it is. It is. Oh, wait, which one is it? Now, I can't remember. And my username on smosh.com used to be weeners-smosh. It's, I think it's I-E. It's I-E. Yeah.

What did you put? I did I-e. Okay, good for you. Okay. Beautiful last question here. Let's end on a really. heart felt. A beautiful heartfelt question. Beautiful question. Wait, but is weird spelled W-I-E-E-I? W-E-I? E-I for weird. Isn't it? No, I think it's I-E-E. Is it spelled weird? Oh, wait, weird.

Yeah, Y-E-I. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Weird is W-E-E-R-D, but ween or is W-I-E-I. Yeah. Yeah, this is bullshit. I hate English. I hate English. I hate English. It's so friggin'-L-L-L-L-E-I. I'm going to unlearn it. You guys want to just start speaking in Mandarin? Yeah. Yeah. I'm down. You guys, here's the really, really beautiful, heartfelt question. Okay, let's hear it.

End it off well. Who is more likely to leak a nude? Oh, that's really sentimental. Yeah. And this is something we're both going to have to agree on. Yeah, we are sorry to bring up trauma, but we are beating you by a point. Yeah. Just like Red LinkedIn.

Oh, no, I remember. But, you know, we don't know each other. We're also so young. We haven't known each other for many years. Oh, yeah. You're only 15 years deep? We're only 15 years old. Oh.

We've only known each other. We've only known each other. I guess our friendship is 26. I don't interact with 15-year-olds. Yeah, you were one old. I don't. What did you, who do you think? Okay, should we show it at the same time?

Yes. Okay. One. Who is more likely to leak a nude? One, two, three. Me. I said suddenly. Fuller and better at nudes.

No. It's me because I've almost sent a nude to my dad before. I've almost sent a nude to everyone before. I'd just be sending those to Ellie now. In order for me to send a nude or have one leaked, it would require me looking at myself naked, which I refuse to fucking do. I used to do like joke nudes. What's a joke nude?

She would flash everyone. She would like in college when people would come over, she would go, ah, and flashed people. How was it a joke? That sounds just like a real... Because it's so funny. It was like, I would take pictures with like weird shit on my head and like a mask or like, like, yeah, I'd be fully naked.

Okay. And I would take like a picture with like a weird mask or something. Your friends were very entertained. Yeah. And then I would just send them to friends. She would press her boobs up against a window and scream. That is funny. It was awesome.

I did that a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I just was like, just like, I think nudity is so funny. Yeah. It is funny because it's taboo and it's like, why is this taboo unless it's, I don't know, I guess sexual, but bodies are not always. I used to take sex and pictures in a photo realistic Newt Gingrich mask because I thought, well, that's upsetting. In a what mask?

Like a photorealistic, like a super real. Oh, yeah. Newt Gingrich. Yeah. Newt Gingrich. He's like a politician that sucks and I had a mask of his face and I would like flirty. Got it. Like flirty.

Yeah. It's just funny. Yeah. Nudity is funny. It is funny. Yeah. People take nudity. So like,

so fucking seriously. Yeah, I used to send nudes to my friends often that were just like silly. Now, did they want them? That's a great question. I don't think so, but I also was sending it to people who like, they would get the joke and send a nude back.

Yeah, also. Oh, so it was reciprocal. She got a good response once from a nude, which was, she sent a nude and the response was, what are the turnip prices from Air Animal Crossing? Yeah. Back during the pandemic,

it sent to someone. Yeah. And they responded, what are the turn-up prices in your town right now? Wait. Just completely disregard it. I thought this would over my head where something on your body looked like a turnet. No, completely ignoring it. That's good.

And I literally was like, are you fucking with me? That's good. This is just a friend, right? No, I mean like, no. That you can't. No. That's so bad. And this is key, it was.

This is why it was a was. Yeah. No, they were fine. I think honestly they just didn't see it and sent that at the same time and then that together was so funny the screenshot of the whole thing looked insane

like what did you see the other message above? And I was like that's so funny who's new would be like I so let's answer at the same time yeah sure all right who would leak those more likely to leak the nude

I said did me this guy which means we win wait Why did? Okay, before I said anything, that was good. What was that sound?

Can you do it again? That's very satisfied. That's the sound of a nude being taken. Yeah, before I send anything, I'm looking at the set. I'm looking who it's being sent to. I'm looking at the message box. I'm like, I have to give myself like 10 seconds. But you'd still be more likely to leak.

I think that it would be a situation where I'm trying to post an Instagram story or something and I didn't realize that it was my most recent picture. I have had that fear so many times. Yeah. Yeah. It's come close a couple times. I just don't. I just don't take nudes.

Yeah. Yeah. That's one way to do that. It's harder. It's harder to get them anymore. But there are like situations. Now I just take pictures of flowers. Okay.

That's very different. Real flowers. Very different. Very delicate. Uh-huh. Yeah. There are situations though. Like if I'll be like I got out of shower and there's something that I like in my

bathroom that I'm taking a picture of. And I'll be like naked. I'll be like, okay, let me make sure like the reflection doesn't like have my wiener in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You're a whiner. Your whiner. You're whiner. Anthony whiner. Yeah. Well, you know,

sometimes you're long distance and this is the, this is the action you get. No, I feel, yeah, I get that. Yeah. I mean,

the pandemic, I feel like was a big thing. My problem with, with taking news is I'm so critical. I can't even send them. Like, if I try, I'll be like,

this fucking sucks. Yeah. And then I just Photoshop. I'll just feel terrible about myself instead of interacting with another human being. Um, guys. Oh, my God, you guys. Thank you so much.

You guys are so wonderful. Thank you. Thank you. This was fantastic. Good to know that you guys are the better duo. Yeah, now you guys have to come on and do this, the newlywed game with Rhett and Link while we pace in the background. Yeah, you keep getting stomped on your own show.

Yeah, this is embarrassing for you guys. You know, it is usually by like one point though. So that's better than. This was by two. I'm actually, right? No, because we got the vinegar egg. I'm kind of disappointed in you guys. Yeah, me too.

Because y'all are always so mind-melded. You're like finishing each other's sentences. You know, sometimes I don't know what our reality show would be called. Vinegar egg. Vinegar egg. Vinegar egg. The reality show. So where, me asking where the people can find you is so stupid.

Smosh. In a porta potty looking down and being very afraid of what I'm looking at. below. Yeah. Yeah. Just like existential crisis of if I fell in there. Yeah. Would anyone find me? How long would it take for me to get out? Would I die in there? Would that be my last breath? Yep. In there. Yeah. That's where you could find me. And a bad breath it would be. Yeah. Yeah. And if you want to see more. Yeah. If you want to see more questions, because I guarantee you we've cut some questions out of this because we ask so many. Yeah. Go to our Patreon. For the extended version. We've got episodes early. We've got movie nights. We've got silly stupid things.

we do, we write fan fictions, we've got no, I don't know. Well, actually, I don't know, do you? No, but. I mean, like, do you? I mean, like, and what's the, you are at? I mean, like, and what's the, at what price? At what price point? Yeah, yeah, it's a higher tier, right? It's, um, go to our Patreon. It's fun time. Um, and until next time I've been the Sud one the whole time. I've been Olivia the whole time. I've been Anthony this whole time. I've actually, I'm Charlie Day. And we will see you next Tuesday, freeze frame.