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Episode Date: December 16, 2025

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What the fuck is happening? Okay, this is the f***ing eating the coin, but it doesn't want to. It hates it. It hates it. Oh, God. You let it in. And it burps afterward. Okay, wow.

That was that. Oh, wow. Play the music. Oh, no. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Hi, guys.

Hi. Gosh, it's the big bad, tired for me, podcast for you? This is Sydney Olivia Talks. I'm the Sud. I'm the Olivia one. And today, we have no other ones. No other ones. No other ones.

Who did we have? We had Dr. Anthony Fauci coming onto the podcast, but he had to do something else. He had to shoot someone. He had to shoot someone. But it's okay because we're here today with each other. We're here today with each other. We're big each other. Oh, and that's beautiful.

We haven't been with each other for a second. I mean like one on the podcast. Sorry what I mean is like we are together every second of every day. But we haven't been one on one on the podcast. Right. Also, if anyone wants some context, if I seem off, I had insomnia last night. What's on your hands? What's on your hand?

On my palms? Yeah. Self-tanner maybe. Oh. Okay. Got it. I was like, is she going to do a magic trick? I got like two or three hours.

I wish I was going to do a magic trick. And this is the, I think it's the weirdest I ever am. Like I could be. I know. I'm so tired too. Yeah, this is, the context of this is, we're both really tired today. But the good news is I do have. have an idea. Oh, I love an idea. So the idea is, and you might call this not an idea,

right? I can't wait too. So usually when we come in, we have a couple of ideas for segments. We have like some direction. Today we have nothing. And so my idea is I think that flashing. Flashing. I think that back and forth we should do segments that we come up with on the spot. And the first thing that you come up with is right. Okay, I think that's perfect. But to start us off. It's really good with my mental state. Yeah.

That's great. But to start us off, I think we should do a well-established segment. Yes. That of course is... Of course we have to... Of course we have to do girl boss or girl boss. Oh, my favorite. Guys, play the music.

Cut the music. If you don't know what this segment is, once upon a time, Sid found a list of dentists. And she made a... On Zock Dock, Doc. Find your dentist now. And made a lit... It's a game where she's going to say a name

and you're going to guess, is it a girl boss from history or a dentist from Zok Dock. Yeah, yeah. Girl, so is it a dentist or is it not a dentist? And this is New Jersey edition. Oh. So if you live in New Jersey, listen up. This might be your next dentist. This might be your girl boss.

Okay, the first one. Mnisha. Singh. Is she a girl boss or is she a girl floss? I think she's, I think she's a girl floss. She is! Mnisha Singh is a dentist. DDS. DDS. Our next one, Casey Rutskraves. Casey Musgraves. Okay, great. Casey Rutkowski. Okay, hear me out. Girl boss? Girl floss. Oh. You know, she sound, I was like, if she an inventor, but that's what happens sometimes. She's a dentist. She's a dentist. Okay. Okay,

here's one. Okay. Melanie McGuire. Girl floss. No. Melanie McGuire is a convicted murderer. Oh, girl boss. Wait, does that count as girl boss? Girl boss? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yes, girl, yes, woman and male dominated field. No, that's true. That is a girl boss. That is a hundred percent. A former nurse from Woodbridge, McGuire was convicted in 2007 of murdering her husband, William Maguire. The crime, known as the suitcase murder, involved dismembering her husband's body and disposing of it in three suitcases, discovered in Chesapeake Bay. But I read that as the Cheesecake Factory. I'm glad the reveal isn't that she's also a dentist.

Wow. She killed her husband and put him with a cheesecake factory. Dismembered him, put him in suitcases and put all the suitcases like, justmembered. just forgot them at the cheesecaping. And if you want to reach out to her, she is currently serving a life sentence at the Edna Man Correctional Facility for Women. Wow. Send her a meme.

Send her a meme. Send her a meme. Send her a meme. Print out a meme. To the Edna. Update this woman on what's going on on the internet. She's, well, you know there's all those prisoners on prison talk. Yeah.

Do you think she's on prison? What's her name? Melanie McGuire. Melanie McGuire is also such a, such an unassuming name. Yeah. but she dismembered her husband's body. Yeah, absolutely. Can I see what she looks like?

Yeah, if you want to look up Melanie McGuire, the suitcase murder. I just want to know, I just want to know like what her, like. Sounds like she should be Lizzie's mom. Is she like a clean girl? Yeah, is she like, clean girls at it or what's her thing? Oh. Not what I pictured. No.

Oh, interesting. Not what I pictured. Um. Oh. There's a movie. Okay, so there's a movie. Oh, it's a show, season one. Suitcase Killer, the Melanie McGuire story.

And then in the background, there's a suitcase leaking blood into the ocean. She's deer pretty is what it is because her eyes are far apart, not in a bad way. They're wide-set eyes. Oh, and there's the suitcase. And is the suitcase, and is the suitcase dear pretty? The suitcase is dirt pretty, kind of like dismembered body pretty. How it's all covered in dirt. And her husband is dead pretty.

Oh, he is. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. I'm so tired. That wasn't supposed to be funny. Anyway.

Guys. If something's not okay, you can't even blame us because we're just tired. Right? Right? Okay, here's the next one. Are you ready? Okay. The next girl boss or girl floss.

Ayesha Harrison. Girl boss. Yes. She is the was. She was the least. of Operation Bloodette, a female-led drug trafficking ring in northern New Jersey, remember it's New Jersey-themed, affiliated with the Bloods Gang. Authorities announced their arrest, her arrest, and the dismantling of the operation in July

2009. A total... That was the most gross noise I had on my animal machine. I love that. Operation Bloodette had a total of 43 people. and they made $50,000 a week. Oh my God. I thought it was just a $50,000.

I was like, that's not worth it, Queens. $50,000 over the for 43 people. That's so not worth it, Queens. What are we doing? $50,000 a week is great, though. I really read $50,000 and I was like, split evenly among 43 people. I was like, like, ladies.

43 of you? Come on, queens. Okay. What about Taisha Stevens? Oh. Or Stephens. I don't know. It could be either.

I'm going to say girl floss. No, she's girl floss. Oh, she's actually... She's girl bloss. She's girl bloss. No, she's girl. Bloss. Okay, no, Taisha Stevens is girl Bloss.

Because she is actually another leader of Operation Bloodette. Oh, my God. A female led drug trafficking ring in northern New Jersey affiliated with the Bloods gang. Okay. And if you want to know, she made $50,000 a week selling heroin cocaine and marijuana. Okay. Marijuana shouldn't be last on that list. Yeah, I mean.

Heroin cocaine and marijuana. Like, if you're going to say that list, just drop marijuana. Yeah, drop marijuana. Just be like heroin cocaine and other things. Yeah. A report from March 2010 mentioned that a woman arrested in the probe had pleaded guilty, those specifics regarding the leader's final sentences were not detailed. Why is that included in this?

Wow. It's just like the AI overview for Google is like not helpful at all. No, but you did misdirect me there. I really did think that it wouldn't be two girl bosses in a row, especially from the same organization. Yeah, you wouldn't think, right? I wouldn't. I have one more. Okay.

Emmeline Roberts Jones. Girl floss? Both. She's the true meaning of girl bloss. She was the first female dentist in New Jersey, a pioneer who practiced in Connecticut, but whose influence reached many women in the field, including in New Jersey. That's not the first. Wait, what?

Google is failing me on another level right now. She's the first female dentist. In New Jersey, which means it was in Connecticut. But her influence. The first female dentist in New Jersey was Emmeline Roberts Jones who began practicing in 1855 after marrying dentist Daniel Jones. She was a pioneer in the field studying privately and eventually convincing her husband to let her practice with him. Okay, so I guess she started in Connecticut and then went to New Jersey.

Okay, queen. Okay, queen, crossing state lines being your dentist itself. Wow. Yeah. Practicing in secret, crossing state line. Now that's a girl bloss. Now that's a girl bloss. Okay, DDS.

That was Girl Boss or Girl Bloss? Yay. Oh my gosh. Too long. You got any idea? I have a really good segment, but it's a little hard. Whoa, what is it? It's called Feed My Crush Coins.

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And for this segment, you're just going to feed it a coin. Yeah, I was gonna, but I dropped it in my lap. This is so stupid. I don't have it. I lost it. Are you okay? Do you want me to look for it? I just found it.

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Arrested Arizona penis man Claims there are more penis men like him And what does that mean? Honestly, once you know more, it's not as good Oh, okay, so I don't want to know more? No, I think it's actually like perfect Can I guess what it is? Okay, wait, what is it?

Temple Police arrest, man suspected of penis man. Oh, uh, oh. Okay, so it's, there's a guy who's writing penis man exclamation mark. Yeah. Just on signs. Yeah, which is, I thought it was going to be him drawing a penis. Writing penis man is actually a lot better.

It is, because it's really stupid. It's like anyone can draw a penis, but writing penis man takes a certain level of creativity and stupidity in the choice of. And his response was, there are more penis men. Yeah. Once he got arrested.

Right, right, right, right. Yeah, so I do love that. I would say that, like, once I heard what penis man meant was like graffiti, do you know your, have we done our Florida man birthdays on this show? I think we have. Okay. Have we not? I don't know if we've done it.

This is a segment where we think about if we've done it. Well, let's do it. And if we have done it, we can just keep it on the picture. Okay, yeah. We'll do our Florida man birthdays just because. Because why not? So it's a website called what? Well, you just look up on Google Florida Man and then your birthday. So look up April 23rd. And I think, I think it's just month and day. So this is Olivia's Florida Man birthday. Yeah. Okay, here we go. First thing that comes up,

Florida Man in Easter Bunny Brawl is a fugitive and talks about his furry fist fight. Now that's, that's delightful. That's so you. It really is. Um, watch the Bunny Brawl here. So it's like, if you don't know what your Florida Man birthday is, it's like you. you type in Florida man and your birthday and then you go to the news. The first thing that pops up is a crime that was committed on your birthday in Florida and they're all really good.

Yeah, comment yours below. Yeah, comment yours below. I also had like compatibility with someone once that we were like, your crimes went together? They both were Easter bunny suit crimes. Wow. Was their birthday also in April?

No, it was in January. See, that's really weird. That is the craziest part. That's actually way weird. That was like, that made me believe in astrology. Yeah. I was like, oh, shit. Like, our, we're both Easter Bunny rising.

Weird. Yeah. Would you look up Florida Man, January 14th? Oh. Kill him with kindness. No. Florida man stabs neighbor with machete named kindness. Wow.

That's crazy. Oh, no. Oh, he's this guy. Oh, he's kind of serving. He's kind of serving. Okay, I don't know. Wait, he's kind of serving. I don't, like, want him near me, but he's kind of serving.

Is he wearing a medical gown? He's wearing a, yeah, a medical gown or a trash bag. He's wearing a medical gown and he has Kool-Aid on his head? Yeah, something. What's happening here and why are you serving, sir? Yeah. Wow, why is he serving? Why is he serving?

Okay. Did he kill someone or did he threaten to kill someone and then stab them? I mean, listen. Listen, if he didn't actually kill them, then I'm going to be a little bit more honest. about how much he's serving. Yeah, like, let's just let him go then. Okay, so he tried to kill his neighbor with a machete. Oh, yeah, the victim has a cut on his hand.

Don't love that. Why? Well, just don't love when people get stabbed in the hand. Oh, oh, I thought he meant, okay, you said victim. Right, I'm so tired. I thought you meant he had a cut on his hand. And I was like, oh, because of a cult thing? Oh, would love that.

And then I was like more fascinating. No, I would be more. fascinated by that. But yeah, I was like, I can admit he's serving because he didn't kill anyone. Okay, so that's our Florida man birthdays. Love this man who's just serving and didn't actually kill someone, I guess. Yeah, just serving. Just serving. Oh, hot criminal mugshots. That's nice. Oh, wow. Our producer just looked up hot mugshots. Oh, wait. Oh, my God. They're all gorgeous. There's a, wait. Okay. What? This looks like digital's for a modeling agency. Sorry, actually, the blonde girl. Oh my God. Who are these people? What the fuck?

These people should be famous. Oh my God. Look at these gorgeous, gorgeous people. I hope they didn't do anything too bad. Look at that guy's eyes. God, he's gorgeous. Yeah, I mean, if you're being honest here, like a mugshot is the best way to get like a model digital.

Yeah, like a smy's. Like you know the digitals that you have to do when you're a model of like, this is my face, this is the side of my face. That's just a mugshot. These people are beautiful. They should just have modeling agencies doing the mugshot photos so that they can recruit on the spot. Okay, for the next segment, we're going to try to fall in love. Yeah.

Cut the music. Okay, we're going to try to fall in love today. Okay. New York Times did a thing a while ago where they were like, ask these questions to a stranger and you're going to fall in love with them, which is kind of crazy. Yeah. So here are the questions that lead to love according to. The New York Times. Yeah.

Okay. Let's fall in love. Let's fall in love. Let's fall in love. Let's fall. Let's fall. Let's fall in love. Okay.

Okay. Here's one I like. Yeah. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? Oh. Now that is going to make me fall in love with you. Okay. I think the world's going to end all the time.

Like. Just picturing them be like, now this is going to make. these two fall in love. Yep. I think like an asteroid's going to hit the earth or I'm or really if we're being realistic, probably maybe a car crash because I'm on the freeway all the time. I'm just on the freeway all the time.

Well, you also do your eyeliner in the car. You do your eyeliner while driving. I got in a high speed car chase, not with me as in any other. Yes, you did. I wasn't driving the car. No. Or initiating. Someone who was, this was recent.

Yeah, someone tried to, uh, tried to like kill us or I don't know. Like, like, at least follow us to our destination, or hit our car while trying to get there. It was crazy. Do you want to expand? Uh, I was in a car. The car, the car did, uh, you know, like a not great driving move. Like, not really like cutting anyone off, but just something where. The driver of your car.

The driver of the car I was in. Great. like did a, you know, like went into a lane that was like, I don't know. It was like, it was like a turning left and there was a big line. And so anyway, it was like a thing that was like annoying and not technically good, but like not a reason to follow someone for 25 minutes an inch behind their car. Say most things aren't a reason to do that. And like pull up next to them and stop on the freeway.

And it was crazy. Anyway. Oh, how about this one? Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? Okay, that's a great question. Do I have a secret hunch about how I will die? I think it's very possible that I die in a very stupid way. Oh.

It's very possible. I think just like it would make sense. Yeah. It would be like, probably. Like, yeah, I guess so. Like you know how The guy who created the Segway died on a Segway

Because he went off of the cliff Yeah Something like that I mean that's a That's at least iconic Like some I do I do have a hunch That it'll be something

Really fucking stupid That's good I mean I hope I hope I hope mine's stupid too You know what I mean Okay great You said you have a hunch

That it's gonna be And I said I hope That's good Okay how about this one Yeah, yeah. Do you have a hunch on how you're going to die? What is your most terrible memory? Now I'm in love with you.

Yeah, these questions are so crazy. I don't feel like these are. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother? That's a crazy question. Yeah, I don't know how that's going to make you fall in love with me. Oh, what, if anything, is too serious to be joked about? Anything too current. Like, and that is a, that ebbs and flows depending.

Like, in the same way we're like, I will say that I'm a convicted arsonist, But then when we're in fire season and people, the fires start happening, I'm like, cool, that's not the joke anymore. I think it's so much is based on context. Yeah. Also, don't be racist. Don't do it. Yeah. I think, yeah, also, like, depends on your audience.

Yeah, right? Because some people know you're kidding. Yeah. Some people don't know you well enough to know you're kidding. Yeah, no. Sometimes the joke is what's the worst possible thing anyone could say right? now. Yeah. And that's only for a crowd that knows 100% that you don't mean that. Never. Literally being like, here's me pretending to be someone bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess are we in love or?

These feel like questions that could get you to know someone on a deeper level than you might if you didn't ask them these 36 questions in a row. But I don't know if I don't know if my first thought when I ask someone whose family, what family member's death would be most disturbing is like, now I'm in love with you. Yeah, no, it doesn't feel like a now I'm in love with you question. So I guess maybe we could say that these questions don't work. Yeah. Yeah. Do we have any questions that would work better? Oh my God. That's actually such a good. Yeah, probably. We probably do. Where were you the night? Where were you the night of January 6th? Well, the night of January 6th. Didn't that happen? How about this? How about this? How about?

How about this question? Where were you the day of January 6th? Oh, okay. I think at home because it was the pandemic. I was at home too. But I was ruining them on. I was at home too. Now, I'm kidding. I'm getting. I'm getting. What are some good?

Like, what is the sexiest part? What is the sexiest part of January 6th? Yeah, that's a great way to fall in love. What was the sexiest part of January 6th for you? Being afraid. Yeah, that's a really good way to fall in love with something. What was the sexiest part of January 6th for you? You go to a bar.

You go to a bar and you're like, hey, what was the sexiest part of January 6th for you? I would. That's a good opener. Yeah, and like in, if things get less bad, I would go to bars and ask people that. But right now. Right now, I do think that's a little too far to ask a stranger. You know, that's because they might not know. But I could ask you what's the sexiest part of January 6 and we know we're joking.

Yes, totally. You guys know we're joking. Right. Right? Right. Right. Yeah. Right.

Right. Right. I think that is a good way to follow. I'll ask what the sexiest part of January 6th is or any disaster. Yeah, yeah. I think that's a good idea. Yeah. Okay, that was that.

Play the music. Put the music. So there's like a quiz. to tell if you have telepathy. Okay. And they said recently that the best friends have like a version of telepathy. Whoa, not tired ones. Telepathy sometimes with each other where they're like, your brains become more similar in sync and then also, yeah.

So this, I guess this quiz is it's just two words. It's this word or this word. And then you go one, two, three and you just say a word. Oh, my. It's not what word you prefer. It's just which one? It's just pick a word. Wow.

Okay, so this is going to be really interesting because I feel like I'll be interested to see, like, if we were to do this on a day where we were sharp versus if we were to do this on a day where we're both sleep deprived. I wonder if there is a difference. And I'm curious. Okay, well, we'll see. I don't care. So let's try it. Apple or orange. One, two, three, apple.

Morning or night. One, two, three, night. Snow or water. One, two, three, water. I just like snow Oh That's what I was So we're minus one

Comic or chapter books Wait what Come on comic or chapter books One two three chapter books Monday or Friday One two three Friday Draw or write One two three right

Fuck Ice cream Ice cream or jelly One two three jelly We both like I did it. Dog or cat? One, two, three, dog.

Fuck. Mom or dad. One, two, three, dad. Okay, so we missed three. You know what's interesting? The times where I thought about the words. Oh, my God. This is like...

I promise you no one's hitting me, right? And I just want to say that so you guys know. Yeah. No one is hitting me at home and we don't have to be scared. No, but you know what? Sometimes when we're... Yes. If you're listening cast, just pretend

he was going to throw my phone at me. And you full body. And I full body flinch, but I need you to know. No one's hurting me. No, you know, and sometimes you can flinch without people hurting you. Sometimes the world has hurt your nervous system. Don't even be worried about me. Nobody's

hurting me. Call 1-800. Don't even be worried about her today to not even be worried about it. Guys, don't even worry about me. Nobody's hurting me. Is that? It's a P- Your PSA. We're sponsored by nobody is hurting her.

Okay. Can I say something that might be really controversial? Okay. Should I even say it? Is it that someone's hurting you? Someone's hurting me. Shit. No.

Is it something controversial, you're hurting me? I... Worst case an error. We can cut it or put it on the Patreon. I understand the reason for trigger warnings in media. I understand it. However... I thought that was going to be.

it was controversial. And I was like, I don't think that's that controversial. However, they are spoilers. Yeah, absolutely. And that's hard for me. Yeah. Because while I'm watching hunting wives, there is an episode that starts with like, trigger warning suicide. Yeah. Well, and you're like, so someone's going to commit suicide now. You know what? There should be, there should be an option to see it like an opt in where it's like, this is the spoiler free version. And then you press trigger warning. Because if you're like, I'm a person who wants to know trigger warnings, they're there for you. Like closed captioning. Yes.

So being like just in case you wanted to know. Yeah. This is some stuff that's going to come up. Because it's really good to have them. You know, let's say you're a person who's sensitive to flashing lights. Totally. Totally. You'll always be checking. Yes.

You'll always be checking. Hey, are they flashing lights? There aren't. You know that about yourself. You know that about yourself. And you don't want to have a spoiler. You don't want to know. My favorite, my favorite warning ever is, is, is,

on Nate. Oh, Nate. Natalie Palomitas. If you haven't seen Natalie Palomitas's one-man show Nate on Netflix, it is really funny. But it's rated, like, so many of her shows are like rated M for like sexual violence against herself, essentially, because they're all one women shows. And she plays a bunch of different characters. And it's not as bad as it sounds, but like, it sounds crazy. Yeah, it does sound wild.

You're like, what? And you're like, what? Yeah. Yeah, I also think the one that's insane, which we might have talked about before on this podcast, is in the show a teacher. Oh, my God. This is the funniest. Which was an older, like, limited series where Kate Mara is the teacher and she's like hooking up with a young guy. Yeah.

But what happens. 18 year old, hopefully. Hopefully every episode, it ends with them fucking. And she's his teacher and he is a high schooler. A high schooler. And I think he's underage for like a lot of it. And it's like it's like supposed to the show does it in a way where it's like you are not. It's so confusing.

So anyway, what happens is at the end of most episodes, they're fucking usually in a car. Yeah. It's steamy. She looks young. Yeah. He looks older than high school. They look about the same ageish. They shape it in a way where you're like, oh, kind of on some level like.

Yeah. Do it. Yeah. But then you're like, wait, wait. And they're like, they're like having sex. They're in the car. It's like, yes, you go, guys. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. And then cuts to a big warning that's like, guys, don't fuck your teachers. If you have been, yeah, if you've been fucking your teachers. It's like, if you've been fucking your teachers, call me. Call this number for help. And it's like an immediate tone shift from like a, and I don't know if it's on purpose or if it's just shocking. It feels like softcore porn.

Yeah. And then it goes straight. I mean, granted, it's not softcore porn. but like it feels like it's like well it's not softcore porn because there's no fucking foreplay no there's no foreplay that's dry dry entry that show dry entry that show dry entry yeah and they and they just like yeah yeah so you're like rooting for them you're like fuck yeah yeah dry take it Kate and then it's like boom don't do that this this is traumatic and it's like yeah I know based oh but like in the last couple minutes you shaped this scene you made it seem yeah like you wanted me and then you're gaslighting

to get horny yeah you're gaslighting to get horny yeah you're And now when I'm horny, you're mad. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What are you looking at?

What happens when a trickster gets you? Gassum's looking up teachers that have slept with students. It really is. Oh, dang. Oh, God. Oh, dang. See, these people we can't call hot because they're passed. Yeah.

And that's, and that's, and that's, That's the line. And that's the line. We found it. You can commit armed robbery and I can still call your mug shot hot. Wow, they're all female. They are. That's, that's not, that's not, that's not, they're all female.

That is interesting. That's like the book you read. I did. I read a book about a female pet, and it was crazy. But the book is ultimately about pretty privilege. Right. Because most of the book was like, she got away with so much because she was just like an attractive person.

Well, it's like that South Park episode where I, like, has an, you know, is in a relationship with his teacher and all the cops are like freaking out when they hear that it's a p. And they're like, nice. Yeah. Nice. And like that's the, it's like such a real kind of fucked up thing. I mean, my grandma survived the Holocaust from pretty privilege. Oh, yeah.

I told her that too. Yeah. Oh, no. I mean, and you can tell A because she's beautiful. B, because any time you go like, how devastating was that whole situation, she'll she'll talk about it. But then she'll talk about her beautiful dresses and boys. Yeah. And honestly, she was in, it was her and my auntie babette, her sister, and my great-grandmother, her mom, were rounded up.

And they were at like a train station to go to a camp. And her dad was in the woods. He was like, you know, like getting lumber or whatever. So the idea was he didn't know where they were. So he would have come home and been like, oh, all my family is gone. But instead, they were at this train station and this soldier was, you know, telling people where to go. And he recognized my grandma from the club. Oh, my fucking God.

They had danced. Oh, my God. I knew the basic outline of this story, but I did not know this part. They had danced before. Dance at the club. At the club. Oh, my God. And he was like, you're good.

He was like, you guys, you're good. Holy. You go home. Fucking shit. Yeah, if we're, if we're getting out the one chill Nazi award, it's going to go to that guy. And it's the reason my whole family's alive. None of us would be alive. None of us would be alive.

Isn't that insane? She's a one chill Nazi. And pretty privilege. And pretty privilege. Because grandma was like throwing it. If she wasn't good at throwing it at the club, he might not have been so... Is that insane? That's such a crazy...

Yeah. What the fuck? I know. Oh, my God. I know. I know now also that she's going to see this on her iPad and then call me and be like, Sidnichu, you didn't even get all of the details of the story, choo. It's like, if we brought you on, we would...

Yeah, but girl, you don't want to be on the pod. We would fall on a sword to bring you on the podcast, and you're just like, this is not what I And it's like, that's allowed. It's fair. We respect it. Not her thing. We love consent in this house. Holy shit.

I know, right? Dancing at the club. Dancing at the club. God, she had beautiful dresses. Oh, beautiful dresses. She loves to talk about her beautiful dresses. Whenever we're like, hey, we're scared of the world. Do you feel like this is similar?

She's like, yeah. But, you know, don't. We had fun. We had beautiful dresses. Yeah. It's like, all right. For sure. All right.

For sure, girl. That sure is a glafassful attitude. Glaf has full. Glaf has full. glass glass glass has full glass has full ask my full i'm a glaf has full girl bloss i'm like a gas laugh full blurboss yeah no she is she's for sure that kind of vibe so good so wild so good i know uh queen what a queen what a queen can we get like a um like a picture of her up here and like a queen yeah like a song from from the band queen we are

That's a champion. Very silly. Are there any highlights of this year for you or any things you want to do next year? So here's what I'll say. A peek behind a Colton. Yeah. We're filming this in October. Yes.

We are about to go to an 80s convention. I'm very excited. Yeah, that by the time this episode airs, we will have been to. Yeah. Okay. So my mom. 80's babe Diane Franklin, who's just an absolute delight.

We've had her on the podcast before. We've got to get her back on the podcast. Maybe we'll have a Patreon exclusive post-80s in the sand recap. So basically, she has been going to and invited to this for eight years. Wow. This thing called The Sands. It used to be called 80s in the Sand.

I still impulsively call it that because that's what it is to me, but it is called the Sands. And they bring out different like 80s and 70s, you know, like kind of Gen X, bands, actors. And it's in this all, you know, it's all in one resort. And it's for a week. It's a lot of people in their 50s, 60s. Yeah. And there'll be like Millie Vanilli is coming. There was a, Corey Feldman was there. Flavor Flav, which was huge. So basically, I've been going with my mom many a year to this. And this is the first year that we are going together.

And it might be the last year I go in general because this is their big better off dead reunion a movie my mom was in. John Cusack is coming out, which is crazy. So we're going to go do a week in this 80s convention. Yeah. And I've been describing this to Sid for years. Years. For eight years. And now you get to see what I'm describing. Yeah, it is, I'm very excited. We are going to be the youngest people there by far. Yes. I'm excited. Which is truly, as a 29-year-old right now, that is a good feeling. Like, that is not a feeling that happens now all the time like it used to. So I'll take it.

It's going to be so strange. And, yeah, it's going to be mostly, like, us talking to, yeah. Yeah, that's it. That is exactly what it was. So, like, this picture, let's put this picture up because this is what it is. And it's going to be us here. And it's going to be awesome. I don't know if we want to keep this part in, but do you see what I see?

What do you see? Zoom in a little. On what? Oh, I see it. Where? Yeah. Keep, no, zoom in. Zoom in.

There he is. So that's going to be us with a bunch of Trump supporters in a pool. And it's never, that's never been an issue. And that guy's wearing, not even a pool shirt. That guy's wearing a collared, button down work shirt. Here's what I will say is I've never, I've never had that type of a conversation with anyone there. Usually I just hang out with my mom and there's some lovely. people there. But if that happens this year, I will be employing the strategy of pretending I got a

text and going, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I'll be right back. And then never returning. I'm going to say, I think you're fucking stupid. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. I'm terrified of conflict. I love when other people do it for something I believe in. This is, um, yeah, do you fucking, this is awesome. You want to come? Yes. Yeah, this guy's got a Hulk tattoo. So this is kind of our demo.

Yeah. We're very excited. It's just... People are really excited to meet you. That makes no sense to me. Nothing makes any sense to me. I got an asteroid tattooed on my wrist. Yeah, this makes no sense.

But I'm really excited. I'm going to be a bodyguard. Yeah. I always say that I go with my mom to places as her bodyguard, not because she's always in danger, but because I know kickboxing and she's sexy. Well, but more than that, you look like your mom. I do.

And you have Diane fans who are like now obsessed with you. I'm on the outside of this and I can be a bodyguard because this is a photo that was painted. Oh no. Oh, no. This is a photo that was painted by one of Olivia's mom's fans of us. He's going to see this. That's okay. I love you.

Love you, Scott. Love you. So that's Olivia. Gorgeous, obviously. Stunning. We'll put maybe. Gorgeous. gorgeous stunning

that's me and if you're listening instead of watching and that's why do you ever do that so I'm safe at this convention is what I'm saying right there's a phone card I'm viewed at this convention I'm literally safe I'm literally safe I'm literally safe

I'm very excited to take you like I want every moment to stay in my memory forever I also think it's important that we have a romantic vacation every year. Yeah. Because like we started with our 10 year anniversary going. Well, we I'm sure we've done before that. Obviously we've gone on so many trips. Because we went to Utah. We did a, we drove to Utah. That was so fun. We'll do, we'll do solo. We stayed in that. Not me calling them solo trips. It's because we have one. And anytime you and I are somewhere

together, I'm like, oh, a solo trip. It's like that's not a solo trip. Yeah. I'm here with myself. I'm here with my other self. Terrifying. But yeah, like this is. This is. It's a lot. It's terrifying. But yeah, like, this is this will be a good and I mean like you know you know that I'm not real right I think that's that's like kind of a low key runner in some sketches that we make I also think that's just a runner in I'm like I've like gone crazy and you're like a ghost or yeah I'm not real I'm just part of your imagination I would love what would you do if you found out that was real if I'm if you if you if one day you woke up and somebody's like you know that girl's not real you like made her up and we've just been like playing like playing

along the whole time. I would accept it so fast that people would be worried. Like I would, I would be like, oh, yeah, because I, A, always accept when something tells me there's something wrong with me. I'm always like, oh my God, that makes all these things make sense. No, that's why I almost joined Scientology. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Because they were like, you've got a lot to work on. I was too open-minded about how much I'm to work on. And yeah, and so I'd probably be like, oh, my God, duh, that's why there were so many weird coincidences. And I'd probably believe it, even if it wasn't true. And then I would probably not do anything different, though.

Yeah, just keep like living in fantasy world. Yeah, I would keep doing. What would you do if I was, if I was suddenly not real? Like, wouldn't that be stressful to know the person you're projecting? Is this, like, needy? I would just, I would just be like, I think I would just be confused about the, like, logistics. Then whose number is this? That's so fair.

It's someone Who's number assist? It's someone who's blocked you a long time ago because you call them every day. Yeah. Just like I'd be confused by the logistics. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That would be the part that I'd be really confused by.

Everything else I'd be like, okay. No, I feel like I, this is a horrible thing to say because I know I'm going to jinx this and then at some point I'm going to be like, well, I wish I never said that. But I feel like I'm used to rug pulls to an extent where it's not like they wouldn't affect me. But I'd be like, yeah.

All right. That's about right. Yeah. Like I wouldn't be like unaffected. I would still have to like get over more stuff. But I feel like I've had a certain amount of rug pulls where it's like I'd expect. The more, the more horrifying shit that happens. Yeah. Where you go like, yeah.

Yeah, probably. Probably. Probably. So, um, okay, so then I guess in conclusion, maybe neither of us are real and we're both imaginary. Yeah, that's true. In the comments, let us know if you guys found out that both of us were a figment of your imagination, what type of doctor would you go to and what would you tell them? And until next time you can join our Patreon.

It's not real because we're not real, but it is there. Yeah. And you can give your money to it. It has new episodes early, uncut, extended. You can also buy merch. Oh, yeah. You can buy merch. Sid, show your socks off.

These are socks. Those are really good. One says the Sid one, one says the Olivia one. And if you lose one of them, like everyone loses all socks, one of us will take it really personally. You guys get your merch, get your sweatshirt, sweatsharts, sweatsharts, what if I just flashed you? If you are like, why are you guys Shark Nation? I was like a long time ago, we just kind of decided that that would be stupid and silly.

And then we just never changed it. So that's what it is. So if you guys want to change it, you can vote on that, okay? Because we're not going to change it. Yeah, we're not going to change it. and we're not going to change. And we'll see you in the exact same clothes next Tuesday. Bye.