Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Bob The Drag Queen Is A TRAITOR!

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

This week it's Bob The Drag Queen on the big bad podcast for you! Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon & Fourthwall! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia https://sydandolivia-shop.fourthwall.com/ Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:15 | Intro 01:06 | Welcome Bob The Drag Queen! 03:24 | Bob The Drag Queen Starts A Cult 05:34 | Caffeine Sensitivity 06:42 | Lipstick Stain Around The Cup Is Crazy 07:28 | Sound Machine 09:08 | Was Traitors Psychological Torture? 10:42 | Ghost Outfits 12:24 | Freakiest Of All The Disney Characters? 14:03 | Teach Bob The Drag Queen About The Feeld App 19:00 | Are They Funny Or Are They Hot? 22:10 | Boston Rob Traitors 22:54 | Celebrities We Don’t Find Attractive 26:33 | Trump Cured Autism 29:22 | Pick The Traitor 41:18 | Imposter 53:48 | Story About Playing ‘Witch Hunt’ 54:48 | Bob The Drag Queen On Broadway 1:01:20 | Play Us Out - Bill O’Reilly 1:03:28 | Check Out Bob The Drag Queen! This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No, no, you know about the field app. No, it's the king. Aren't you, Polly? Yeah, but I'm not on the field app. Okay, well, that's great. I got all my guys on Uber Eats. Okay, wait, what's the... Can I get you anything else?

As a matter of fact, it's a matter of fact. Yay! Welcome to the big bad podcast for you. It's the big bad podcast. Oh, my God. This is... That's $10 for Amazon if you want a link. No, it's a little pricey.

Yeah, it is. In this economy, it is. I'll probably just do one, like download a free app on the phone. Yeah, that's fair. That's actually. No, and that would have been smarter, but like, then you wouldn't get this. That is true. And so.

I can make that one myself. That's really good. Okay, so you guys, today we have a guest who can make that noise themselves. Whoa. You know this guest from making that noise themselves. I'm the Sud one, by the way. Oh, yeah, I'm Olivia. I'm the Olivia one.

And this is Sid and Olivia talk shit. And I'm the Bob one. Yes. And you know what, guys, you guys, the one today. The Bob one is, we're like so. fucking so I already said within the first 20. When we saw this on the list of potential names, we lost our shit and we were like, of course it's not going to happen. And then when it did, we just, yeah, truly like.

No legitimate. I should have kept the mystique up and like held off for like a couple of years. Yes. Oh my God. We can. I got it if you want. Wait, you should leave. You should. Wait, you should. I don't think I play hard to get enough. Maybe that's what it is. Well, you know what? We are so happy about the way that this has gone because you're here now and we think you're awesome. Yeah, it's almost like we tricked you and I feel really good about it. Yeah, I've been slightly bamboozled. Yeah. You know what I'm happy to be here.

You ought to be bamboozled. And this is the only podcast with a safe word. So if you want to come up with a safe word that means stop the whole podcast I'm leaving, you can absolutely do that. Yeah, let's do that. Well, what is your safe words? Everyone should. Oh, my gosh. I should have one.

They recommend that your safe word should be something that would never come up. You'd never say. Okay. Yeah. So obviously if you're having sex, your safe word can't be like stop. Yeah, because you might be into that. Right. Yeah.

Or if you're having sex, a safer can't be like harder. Yeah. Right, right. Yeah, that would be an awful safe word. And it can be really confusing. Yeah. Terrible safe word. My safe word is pretty consistently across the word been rudabega.

Ruda baga, yeah. Because you're never going to say that. Yeah, I don't think I've, I don't think I've organically said the word ruba baga more than three times in my life. Yeah, yeah. I say it often during sex. So I guess I have to come up with something different. Yeah, you always say fuck my rootabega with your rootabega. Yeah, yeah.

Did that vegetable play? Yeah, I'm not judging, by the way. Yeah. I don't know. I don't think you should. A lot of vegetation is very phallically shaped. Yes. Guys, our guest today is Bob the Drag. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So if you don't know who Bob the Drag Queen is because you're a dumb cuck or something. Because you're some Dunkuck who lives under a rock. Bob the Drag Queen is a drag race winner. Winner. That is true. Bob the drag queen is... It was 10 years ago, though? No, no, no, no, no.

It's important. But like within the things you need done that are very impressive. That is a very impressive cool thing. A trader's icon gone too soon. RIP. Yeah. Traylor's gone too soon. RIP is martyr. Like, I felt like that, oh my God.

That made me emotional. Anyway. Me too. We were pissed. Me too. I was like, oh, I understand how people like do like cult mindset of like, oh no, I'm no. Like, you know, revenge mindset. You could.

Wait, you could. You could. I've actually thought about like, I don't have enough money, but like to start like a compound, like maybe 60 miles outside of L.A. buy like a big chunk of land and then have people join the compound and we farm and we also create shows and content and movies

but then everyone puts their money into a big pool I'm describing communism It is a cult and I love it So what I love about that is that A I would join that people would join that B if you're a good cult leader you don't even need the money You brainwash people around you with money

Right you get investors Because I wouldn't be, but I will say that if I started the code, I wouldn't want the, like, the nicest room or like the nicest house. I think that's fair. I think if you rent the Airbnb for a getaway. You're doing the cult in an Airbnb? No, like, I'm using a metaphor. Like, if you were to rent an Airbnb, if you were to rent an Airbnb and you were like, I rented it. Sorry, guys.

I'm planning this whole vacation. I kind of want this room. I think that's allowed. I agree. Right, right, right. But anyway, I'm not going to do that. Okay. But I thought about it.

If you changed your mind, let us know. We will be there. I really think you could. Yeah. But I also don't want to live outside of the city. I realize that I am a city girl. I live in the city. I mean, I lived in New York.

I lived in San Francisco. I lived in L.A., Atlanta, Minneapolis. But I've also lived out of the town of the city. I'm like LaGrange, Georgia, Corinth, Mississippi, Columbus, Georgia, Opelika, Alabama. And I think I'm always happiest in a city. You've experienced both so thoroughly you would know now. Yeah, people who want to live in the woods more. to you, like more power to you.

I don't get it personally. No. I like a vacation in the woods. I like to do a camping trip. Oh, yeah. For sure. But I don't want to be there for that long. Yeah, no. I live there. I love to be kidnapped in the woods. I love to be kidnapped in the woods. Like, glamping or camping? Both depending on the day. You'll be in the tent. Well, I grew up doing it with my... With like the coffee

on the fire. Yeah. And then hideous little coffee, like that like that little sharp. What do you call? It looks very... The nightmare pot. The Minecraft. Yeah. Oh. Don't I have one of those? You do have one of those. And you know someone who was a tattoo of one of those on their leg question mark? That's stuff of me.

You don't strike me as someone who would drink that kind of coffee. But you are, is that coffee in your cup? Yeah. She doesn't really drink coffee. I like am an endless pit for caffeine in Adderall and she pretty much can drink like a cup of coffee and then she's like, I'm okay. Well, it's because my uncle went to the hospital for drinking green tea. So I'm afraid that like too much caffeine.

How did he go to the hospital for drinking green tea? I think you got too many shakes. How is he today? Before I start making jokes about them. Bald, tall, fine. Oh, yeah. Sounds like me. It's you!

Your uncle sounds a little sensitive. He's sensitive me. I will chug a lot of red bulls. And I've never even been as much to the urgent care. Yeah, no, no, no. You know what? I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's like Jewish tummy.

I don't know. Usually short people are actually very caffeine sensitive. No, I'm caffeine sensitive and I'm pretty tall. Yeah, how tall are you? Five, six and a half. Five seven. Is that tall? It's two inches taller than me.

Which is not a great standard. Truly like not anything You're very tall though You're tall than all the witches from Wicked Yeah yeah I am way taller than the witches from Wicked Can I? Can I? I want to talk about something Yeah It really seems like a non-sector

No we have to But there's lipstick all around your cup Yeah oh yeah So like are you swapping hands? Oh my gosh yeah that's cool I actually didn't realize Is mine? Oh yeah

Is this like a crime scene? Mine is like a two-headed snake on one side right But yours is like all around And is this art Like how are you? drinking this coffee? You know, I have no idea, but can I tell you something? I think kind of subconsciously, maybe I'm trying to make it even all the way around. Maybe. You're trying to even it out? I'm trying to even it out all the way around. Like you've been, it's been, I have

not been able to stop thinking about us. I think that's, I think you for bringing it up because I don't be held accountable for this stuff. Right, right. I'm just like, it's one hand, but you're like Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to become ambidextrous. Which, which honestly, you don't use your sound machine very often. No, because you know what? Here's why. She got her sound machine and This was a thing she did. She was like, I love this sound machine. I got it for me. She plays the gun noise and the stairs noise all the time.

I got sent a sound machine. Two-A? Yeah. That gun noise! Yeah. Don't tread on me. Yeah. It's just such an insane.

It's so crazy. That's one of them. Someone sent me this from our Patreon. It's all zoo animal noises. They're like not really realistic. I love. Well, let's see if I can guess which one is. Oh, there are pictures.

Oh, yeah. Oh, here. Yeah. But I love it. But I don't want to take her thing. Let's see. This one is... Alligator?

No, I think that's a big cat. Yeah, okay. I buy that. It was an alligator. You were right. Never... No, way. Never listen to a man.

No, they're like... Yeah, they're like weird. They like don't totally make sense. Well, what's this one? That's me. That's Sydney. Oh, my God, it is. I thought about recently online.

See, I'm gonna do a real test. Yeah. This is their alleged lion. Yeah. That sounds like that. So turns out, typically speaking, when you see a lion roaring in a movie, it's not a lion. Oh shit. It's a tiger.

Oh. Tigers roars are actually much scarier and louder than a lion's roar. Lions were really low. They're almost like, they're like, I can't even describe it. It's not a very intimate. Right. Very extraterrestrial. It would be clear if there are any lions watching.

I would be intimidated personally for her. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. But apparently almost like the MGM lion, that's not. that's not a, that's not, that's a, that's a tiger's roar. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Wow, that's insane.

That is, that's fucking, can I ask you something really quickly? Of course. Was traitors psychological torture? Well, the short answer is yes, but mostly because of where I was my life. I was at a really rough time my life at the time. Not to get all. No, we get dark. Don't feel the need to undarken it for me.

We love to be dark. We love to be light. But my mom died like two weeks before I did the traitors. Not a good time to be. No, that's actually the worst thing in the entire. weeks the day before I left. No. And so I got the gig.

My mom died. Bad timing, Ma. Yeah, really awful timing, girl. And then I went to go do with the Traders. So I was like a little mentally fucked up. Yeah, of course. And I had just coming off this like 81 or 80, 81 dates with, on the Madonna tour. So it was also very.

Oh, yeah. Also, congratulations. But I know this was in the past, but like really fucking insane. Thank you. I mean, always congratulations on the past. I mean, you all regret to me on drag with. That was 10 years ago. Yeah.

And congratulations on the past. And also I want to point out that. I got all A's in kindergarten. And congratulations on that. So for me, yeah, it was. But also, it was kind of a respite from my, from the work I was doing, I mean, from like the mental work I was trying to do. I was able to, like, play a game. So there were some moments that were, like, really challenging for me.

At one point, they had to call the ambulance. I was having a panic attack. I was going to die in Scotland. This is so upsetting. Oh, my God. No, no. No, I mean. But, like, but like.

not from there. Yeah, you don't want to go to Scotland and then die there. And also, like, you don't want your ghost to stay there because I don't know. Out of all the places. Your ghost won't know anyone there. No, your ghost is going to have to make all new friends. Do you believe in ghost outfits? Like, the way you die is the way you look forever?

I want that to be true. What I will say is... What if you die on Halloween? Then that's just hilarious. Oh, that's actually everything then. But there's a smurf haunting me. Yeah, that's like that's fucking awesome. Actually, I would prefer that.

I would prefer to be a smurf ghost. I don't mind dying and like having your outfit you're wearing be the last one, but if it actually affects how you feel, if you have an actual physical feeling, so let's say I'm wearing something uncomfortable. Yeah. Are you wearing heels for the rest of eternity? Yeah. And yeah, and like

in your ghost self does that matter? Or is it like, oh, finally I can wear heels. And I'm so light because I'm nothing. I would say that I don't know if my first impulse is to be like, yeah, that's crazy. But then it's like, no, you do dress that way, though. Like I dress in the way where I'm like, if I died right now, I would

want this to be my ghost outfit. and I, like, have a hard time dressing, underdressing. What if you slip in the shower and you're butt naked for eternity? That's fucking awesome. Kind of sick. Because then I get to haunt people. Do you think you get censor bars in the afterlife? Oh, no, no, no.

What would be your dream ghost outfit? I would like to be comfortable. Mm-hmm. If your physical form, your astro projection has some sort of feeling, I would like to be in some, like, some shorts, like some jogging shorts. Love that. And a tank top. Okay, yeah.

And some crocs. Oh, that's nice. But if not, I would like to be in maybe like a tuxedo jacket with a buttoned up shirt and a cumberbun with like a maxi skirt. Oh, that's good. Yeah. And a pair of like maybe sorrow boots, these like tall boots. It is a, that's a really good ghost look. Yeah.

At that point, you have to be in the haunted mansion at Disneyland. Yeah, you have to like, you know. I don't want to be. I've never even been to Disney once. You've never been to Disney? No. Really? Someone should do a video of just.

Jimmy Kimmo, like, beating Mickey to smithering. They'll do it. That's not Mickey. That's Mario. That was kind of a mix. Oh, Mickey's like a, ha-ha. Yeah. That South Park episode where Mickey beats the shit out of the Jonas Brothers is really good.

Jim. Yeah. That sounds like he likes it then. Well, he probably does. He's a freak. He's a sick freak. I don't know if Mickey likes to, you know, Bugs Bunny likes to get hit and hurt. Bugs Bunny is a freak.

I can sit there for Bugs Bunny because the way that Lola Bunny, And the way that also, like, Bugs likes to get hurt. Yeah. I think Mickey is probably a little bit more dominant than people realize he is. Because he's a short king. Yeah, and in the bedroom, he's probably quite dominant for sure. Yeah, that's fair because he's a short king. They've all got something, you know?

But he's not the freakiest of all the Disney characters. Who do you think is? I think we all know who it is. And I feel like... On the count of three. One, two, three. Goofyre. Wow, we all say different things.

Goofy. It's okay to be wrong. You said Lumier. I don't think you're that wrong. The Lumierre, like, he. acts like a freak and typically people who act like slutty and freaky in real life aren't they're not as freaky right yeah because they're they're putting it

all out there we you know it's a person who goes like oh yeah I fuck I fuck and then it's like oh you they've only fucked like a couple people and I feel like goofy lokey has a hog goofy as a hog for sure and also there's no way goofy is into anything that you can

that you can do without being on the field app like you everything goofy is into you have to communicate first you don't you don't know No, the field app? No, what's the field app? Okay, this is a segment called Teaching About the Drag Queen about the Field app. Wait, I'm actually a job.

No, no, you know about the Field app. No, it's the King app. Aren't you, Pauley? Yeah, but I'm not on the Field app. Okay, well, that's great. I got all my guys on Uber Eats. Okay, wait, what's... Can I get you anything else?

As a matter of fact, yes, you can. You can. What is the strangest app that you have ever... Well, Fields is the King's app. I mean, honestly, most of my... Actually, the truth is that I've had... five partners and four of them were from Grindr and one of them was from Instagram. Nice.

Okay. Well, feel... People used to hit on me on Words with Friends, Bragg. People hit on... Are you doing at Words with Friends? Very good at Words with Friends. You said that's so confident. I'm very good.

Yeah, she's good. You think you'd be dropping Chi every once in a while? Sometimes I'm dropping... She is a... She will fuck them up. She will fuck them up. QI? Yeah.

Fuck you up. You know about Chi? I'm learning now. Baby Chi? First of all, Q is worth 10 letters. Yeah, that's huge. And you put that on a TL? Woo!

See, I immediately feel nervous. Oh, God. Do you play words with friends? Do I play words with friends? Oh my God. Pop, can I play on with my friends? Do I play words with my God? Oh my God.

You're going to be hitting each other with the cheese? The cheese. The chie? The chie is. And it sounded like I meant cheese, which I didn't. No, talk about field app. I didn't get about the field app. Oh, the field app is a kink app that Goofy's on.

And like it's like an app. It's like an app where you can, can we look up the field app? It's F-E-E-L-D. It's an app where people go on for all. All kinds of kinky stuff. A little familiar actually. Yeah. And they, it's like, it's a, um, they go on and they go like, these are the things I'm into.

Are you into these things? If not, no worries. You know what it is. It's pink forward. On their website, just you all know, they're pretty much advertising. This is for everyone. The first couple is a straight couple. The second couple is a lesbian couple.

The third couple is a gay couple. And then the fourth couple is like a May December. It's like an older guy. Yeah, an age gap couple. And a young. So they're real. Actually, I can't tell if she's young. Oh, she might be older than women.

Yeah. I don't want to make it a thing, but... Well, she looks great for her age no matter how old she is. Yeah, I will say that, like, this app is kind of for everyone. No, I would say, like, from me days on field. From me days on field. Oh, it's tidily tired. It's just another...

What's your kink? Well, I was on field for something I don't even like anymore. What was it? Which was group hangs. Like sexual group hangs? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were like, everyone meet up at... Like every group hang.

Everyone's going to meet up at... Yeah. No, that's what I'm on field for. Yeah, yeah. No, but like, hey guys, everyone made up at Kava. I didn't bring my wallet, he, he. At Kava, just wanting people to pay for your bowl at Kava. Yeah, I'm on field to get people to pay from my bowl at Kappa.

I recently was advertised. On field? No, on Instagram. Not advertised. Anyway, my 4-U page was like showing me this guy who is really into getting wedgies. Adobe Acrobat Studio, your new foundation. Use PDF spaces to generate a presentation. Grab your docs, your permits, your moves.

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So basically. Do they show it? On the page. On Instagram, yeah. Yeah. So basically there's a few that he does. One is where someone just is behind him. They just kind of grab his underwear.

They just yank him real hard right against the butthole. Right, right. Just yank it right up there. And, of course, your junk is getting smush down too because of how forcefully he's yanking. He's like lifting him off the ground. Yeah, that's just gravity. And then the other one is where he would take his some, I don't know how he would even get this done. If he'd do it by himself or someone else to do it, his underwear and pull them so severely.

They put him over his eyes in his head. is pulled back in his underwear. First of all, either you're wearing gigantic underwear. Yeah, seriously. Or this is, this. The strachiest underwear. Yeah, the street's underwear in the world.

I mean. But they would pull his underwear up over his eyes and his head would be pulled back. And then the third one was where he would be on the side of the road. No. Typically, like near passing cars, like by the street.

In oncoming traffic. Hanging from his underwear. Right. Now, here's what I have to say. If he died like that, and his ghost was in mid-wedging. That would be everything for him. He would actually be turned on for the rest of his after life.

And so would I be. And so would you be. And so would we be. We always get cameo requests for people being like, can you do a prank where you talk about wedgies? And we're like, this is a kink. No, they're a kink. Or they'll be like, um, what if I were a bug?

And you stepped on me. Would that be cool? Yeah. On cameo? Yeah. And we're like, and we'll send back a video being like, hi. We don't do this. This is not the service we offer. We don't do this.

There are definitely people who offer this service. It would be funny if you like took cucumber and was like, yeah, exactly. That would be so funny. Yeah. They'll be like, do a thing where you like open your mouth really wide. I think it's funny. It's a prank for me.

And it's like, cool. It's not. You know, I'm not a woman. So I don't get a lot of people sexualizing me like through social media like that. Is that good or bad? Would you wish there were more? Well, you know, I can't really say it because it's never really happened to me. Most people who enjoy my content or my art or my humor, it's not like a sexual thing.

Interesting. But although there are some comedians who I think people go to them because they think they're hot. Right. But there is also this one guy on TikTok and I was really interested in his comedy. And then I really had to ask myself, do I think this guy is funny? Yeah. Or do I want to swallow his meat? Right.

That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. And that's a good question. And there could be a two, it could be a... There's an overlap for sure sometimes. But I think after looking at his stuff, I realized that I was just attracted to this man. I do that.

And that's okay too. No, that's beautiful. Because you're allowed to enjoy someone for so many reasons. For their meat, or their comedy, or both. And he is pretty funny. He is a pretty funny guy. But in the ranking of your mind and what interests you, it might be attractive first than funny and for that specific person. Sometimes I'm attracted to people because they're funny.

I am most often attracted to people because they're funny. Yeah. People say that. Yeah, you don't agree. I'm hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't think that I've ever told a joke and then someone's seat got wet.

You know what I mean? Well, I think it's because. Yeah, I could say something, but I don't know if it's right to say. You can say it. Oh, no. I'm scared to say it. We can cut it out later. I think, I think, I don't know, like, is that, is it gendered?

Like, do women's brains more? I feel like I meet more women who are like, vibe and personality makes me like someone more than their physical. I don't think a woman's ever been attracting me because I was funny either. I don't think anyone was like I'm going to go in and go ahead with Bob a drag queen because of how hilarious. I think that's probably so stupid and I hate that with a violent passion. Do you think women are stupid? Yeah.

Yeah. And in fact, I hate them for this. So what I was going to say is I think the reason that you maybe have not experienced that is because I think you're also like a traditionally attractive person. Yeah, that's fair. All right. No, if you were. It's true. You're so tall. You're so beautiful. What are you talking about? I am what I would call mom handsome. Moms think I'm handsome. If you dated me, your mother would be like, wow, what a great catch.

But your sister and your friends and your brothers will not be like, what a smoking hot babe. So I disagree. I'm definitely not an ugo by any strict of the imagination. I think you're being too hard on yourself, actually. But you know what? Aren't we all too hard on ourselves? Yeah. I'm hard right now. Okay, gorgeous. Wait, that brings us to the first. Because you're so funny. That brings us to the next segment. Everyone gets hard right now.

Play the music. Okay, no, you want to do the traitors thing? Oh, yeah. We really want to play the game. We have a traitors game we came up with. Okay. Because we loved your season of traders. We love everything you do.

We're really excited to talk about stage things you have in the future. But like, when you were on traders, obviously it was a huge loss for everyone when you were, when you were traitors. When you were sent home. Well, not for Boston Rob. He was really happy. I know. Boston Rob was really happy. And here's the thing.

I really struggle with this because I hate him for doing that to you. I also find him very hot. Oh, wow. No, that is a very common sentiment. Boston Rob, a lot of people get really bricked up for Boston Rob. I don't get bricked up for Boston Rob, but I didn't even know that he was like a young hot person. I just was like saw him currently. Have you seen young Boston Rob?

I have. I have. Not impressed. Well, I'm, I've got that. He's got a. He's got a. He's got away. Yeah, I don't.

He's got away. He got away. I don't know. It's not my flavor, but at the same time, like, I love that for everyone else. Does that make sense? No, that's right. Yeah. There are certain people who everyone finds hot and I'm like, you know, good for y'all.

Yeah. Like, there are people who in my head, I'm like, I would cast them as a hot person in a sketch, but I am not attracted to them. Like, I don't want to fuck them, but if I needed to cast like hot guy number three, I would be like, probably that person. Would you like to name a celebrity that you don't see it for or that everyone else sees it for? Oh, yeah. that I don't see if Glenn Powell. Glenn, I have to go.

Can you show me an image of Glenn Powell? I don't see it for Glenn Powell. And I love anyone who does. I'm loving that for them. I just am personally not attracted to Glenn Powell. And I wish him well. Yeah, not for you. Glenn Powell.

Not for me. He's like a big movie star in the movies. He's a tiny mouth. He's got a little eyes little. But you know what? He's tiny little eyes. Not for you. He's not for me.

And you know what? There are people who are for me that people are like, what in fuck's name are you talking about at any level? In fact, more people I am attracted to fall into that category than the like tradition. Do you have one? That I'm not into, honestly. No, everyone else is like.

Yeah. Honestly, like, I think I understand why Channing Tatum is hot. Right. You've said this. I don't feel it. You don't feel attracted to him, but you would cast him a hot person. I just don't feel it in my Vajige. Yeah.

That's fair. For me, there's two. Okay. Bradley Cooper. Heard. Heard. Interesting. And this last one, I'm going to lose the whole room on this one.

That's okay. Because he's just, he's just not for me. Okay. Jason Mamoa. Oh, okay. If you said Pedro Pascal, I would have been in a little bit of, like, discomfort. But Jason Mamoa, that's allowed. He's a specific type.

Like, and he's, once again, I would cast him as like someone who's, who's attractive. But yeah, I don't know if I'm. Yeah, it's just, it's trying to jump his bones in this moment. We all have our personal preference. Like, I find Tom Colicchio extremely sexy. Can I see Tom Colicchio? He is the judge on Top Chef. I find him extremely sexy.

I would rather fuck Tom Colicchio. than Channing Tatum and no one else probably agrees with me on that. Oh yeah. No, I wouldn't rather fuck Tom Kalikio than than... Yeah, you're alone. But... Well, you and his wife. I think he's so cute.

He's not ugly though. He's actually... He's so handsome. See, we have re-entered into Mom Handsome. This is a very mom-handsome man. I think he's very... Let me tell you right now. Yeah.

If this man recently became divorced and he went to some sort of a church bake sale, Yeah. The women would be swarming. They would be swarming him. Tom. I think he's so cute. Actually, it's growing on me. I'm not going to lie to you.

Also, you have to see him, like, talk to people, and he's such a good mentor, and he's just such a sweetie pie. Yeah. You want a sweetie pie. You want a sweetie pie? You like sweetie pie? I like a nerd. You like a nerd. Yeah.

Well, I like a funny nerd. But I don't know. I don't know if, like, my non-traditional but very overwhelming celebrity crush from childhood was Jemaine Clement from Flood of the Concord's. So I don't know if that gives you an insight. Jamain Clement, I don't know any of these people's faces. But to be fair, they're all way more famous than I am. No, no, no, no.

No, they're just different circles. Nishes, you know what I mean? That's Jemaine Clement from Flood of the Concord's. I was so obsessed with him as a 12-year-old that I was like unwell. You know who gets no credit for how hot he is. Who? Justin Long. Oh, I love Justin Long is very hot.

And Justin Long, we're never having the conversation about Justin Long being a hard job. He is. Justin Long is and has always been incredibly attractive. He's a fucking cutie. Yep. Yep. Yeah, absolutely. Actually, can we get him on severance?

Yeah, he would crush on severance. Can you Google Justin Long shirtless? Okay. And then severance? Yeah, Justin Long is very hot. Yeah, this is good stuff. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

No, if Justin Long was like, oh my God, 100%. No, he's very attractive. I have derailed your trader's game. No, no, you're so fine. This whole podcast is just this. It's derail everything, the podcast. The amount of times on this podcast will start a segment and then not start it. We'll like announce it and then talk for 20 minutes.

If someone's not neurodivergent and they listen to this podcast, I feel like they'd shoot themselves. You know, Trump said he just cured autism. Oh, yeah. He just cured it because. He's like, by the way he announced it at Charlie Kirk's funeral. Oh, my God. Which was a insane. He treated Charlie Kirk's funeral like it was Apple dropping a new phone.

We got to get it. We got some great stuff coming. out and I said fix it, fix this thing called, it's called autism. He always says words as if we don't know the word. Yeah, as I've never heard it. It's called autism. Everyone's talking about it. They're all saying, Mr. Trump, they all, they come up to me, they kneel before me,

they unzip my pants, they put my cock right in their mouth. They say it's so big. While mumbling on my balls, they say, your majesty, please, please fix autism. And then I say, it's okay, baby bird. I pet them on the head, spit in their mouths, log off a field. And I say, we've solved autism. Yeah, yeah, it is, wow. That was a direct quote.

So what's your audience going to do once they've all been cured? Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no, our show doesn't exist anymore. What you're going to do once you're cured by our fearless leader. Oh my God, that's so good. Oh, my fucking God.

Okay, so here's the thing. Yeah. We have a bunch of friend groups. Right. And we've decided who the traitor in these friend groups is. Oh, yeah. Okay, so what this is is to test your ability. Sorry, you go first.

Hit her. Go ahead. Have you guys thought about who would win in a fist fight between you two? She would. All right. I'm glad we had the conversation. Glad we had that conversation. She used to do kickboxing.

I used to do kickboxing. You were kickboxing? Yeah. Gang, gang. That's fierce. Yeah. I like. No, she would win. I just like, I like to hit people. I like to hit. I do words with friends. I wouldn't. I would, I don't know if I, I stopped it sparring because I couldn't. I would always pull punches when it was another person. Even when they were like, do it. I'm like, I couldn't. It's like, I can't. Because you knew your power was too strong. I just didn't want to hurt someone else. And but, but, but, you know, get me angry enough guys. Let's find out. Let's find out. I do not want to. I do not want to want to find out if I'm still good. I don't want to. I do not want to find out if I'm still good. fighting. I don't think I probably am anymore. But because of my size,

most people are just like, I'm not going to try what they go. And that's great. And that's everything. No, I would just throw out words like Chi. Chi is 10 points. 45 points. 45. Chi.

Okay, so this is a segment we're calling Pick the Trader. We have taken these groups of very famous friends. Yeah. We have decided what is the traitor among them. And can you guess who the trader would be? Let's see of a shot. Okay, so.

Now, granted, I'm really bad with names of famous people, but I'm going to do my darndest. You're not going to know these famous people because most of them are cartoons. Got it. Got it. So this is a segment called Pick the Trader Music. Hot music. Okay, so our first group of friends. This is an exciting one.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. The care bears. The original core 10 care bears. Got it. Yeah, there's a core 10. Look up the core 10 care bears. Core 10.

Obviously. There are. Here are the ones to choose from. Bedtime bear. Yep. Birthday bear. Yep. Cheer bear.

Friend bear. Funshine bear. Good luck bear. Grumpy bear. Love a lot bear. Tender heart bear. Yeah. So we can talk through this.

Which bear out of these bears? Which one seems like the traitor? I mean, I guess we didn't look at their faces when we, but you know, what do you think? Well, I mean, I think that everyone thinks that grumpy bear is a traitor and he's obviously not. He's more than likely he's actually the most fervent. faithful. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I agree. That's, I believe that. Which is why he gets murdered pretty early, actually. Yeah, he's like a scapegoat. He was closing in on the case. Yeah. And everyone thought he was. I believe that Love A Lot Bear is actually the traitor.

You think so? I really do. And why? That's fair. Well, again, Grumpy Bear is a scapegoat. Medtime Bear is kind of like, did y'all watch the entire season I was on? Yeah, of course. Bedtime Bear is Lord Iver.

Lord Iver is walking around doing practically nothing. The bedtime bear. Funshine Bear is Dylan Ephron. Yep. Yeah, that's so true. Easy. Keep scrolling, keep scrolling. Oh, it's so exciting that Funshine Bear is on Dancing with the Stars.

I know, I know. So exciting. Boom putta, boom putta, boom put up my milkshake. Shout out to Dylan Efron. Tender Heart Bear is probably Dolores. Yes, absolutely. But I think that I don't, and good luck bear, actually it might be good luck bear because he kind of reminds me of Boston Rob a little bit. That's fair.

Good luck bear does remind me of Boston Rob. Yeah, he reminds me of Boston Robbin that I want to fuck him right. No. And you should, and you should be allowed to. And I should be allowed to fuck that bear. Yeah. No, can I tell you who the traitor is? Who is it?

It's friend bear. Why is it friend bear? Because what the fuck is that? Who the fuck? Everyone else describes themselves as a friend's descriptor that's at least something. But friend bear's, only descriptor is a relationship. If I were to ask you like, hey, can you introduce yourself to the group and you were to be like, well, I'm a friend. I'm a friend.

That's fucking weird. He's asserting. I'm fun shine. Yeah. I'm sleepy. I'm bedtime. I love a lot. Okay, that's a thing at least.

I'm bedtime bear. That's your thing. That's a specific thing. Well, I would say good luck bear is winning, actually. He might not be boss or rob because good luck bear is winning. Good luck bear. If he is good luck, he's winning. He won't.

And he's also going to win alone. Yeah. He's going to, do you think he's going to trick everyone else or do you think he's going to end up winning alone? I think he's actually good luck bear is one of the traders. He is all the other traders get caught. Yeah. They all get caught. He goes to the end.

They trust him because things always work out for him. Yeah. And then they throw their little things in the fire. Yeah. So Fred Bear might be a trader. He's getting caught. In the beginning. Good luck bear is 100% winning.

Good luck bear is a trend. That's really good. Okay, maybe those are two traders. And that's really beautiful. Okay, great. Okay, let me tell. Let me ask you. Let me ask you this.

The teletubbies. Yeah. We've got tinky winky winky. Dipsy, Lala, and Po. And the Sun baby. Yeah. And of course, the Sun baby. Oh, the Sun baby.

Yeah. Okay. To me, it's, I feel like the obvious choice is that the baby. is the traitor. Right, but that's too obvious. Son baby, but sometimes the most obvious thing is the thing. It's not the one carrying the purse. Actually, it is the one carrying the purse. Tinky Winky Winky. It's Tinky Winky Winky. It's Tinky Winky Winky.

Tinky Winky is fully 100% a traitor. I see this for him. Tinky Winky Winky is definitely, because Tinky Winky Winky is me. Oh my God. You are so Tinky Winky Winky. I am Tinky Winky Winky. Tinky Winky. Tinky Winky is me. We are Tinky Winky Winky. We have a fantasy bracket Love Island where we put fictional characters into a, like, essentially a fake season of Love Island and we go through all the beats. And one of the characters that was, you know, almost one, we can say that at this point,

came in second, was kinky-winky. Who won first place? Can we not say, yeah? Is it? Rainbowfish and a lot of water. But in second place was- Who's the rainbow fish? Like from the children's book. Oh, obviously. Yeah.

Tinky-winky. Tinky-winky is like tinky-winky with fish nets and it plays. Straight porn on its tummy. Straight porn on its tummy. 20. Yeah, but it's always rimming people. and then Dingwinky was paired up with the burning pile of furniture. So just sharing that.

So who do you think of the traitor is? Okay, I think it's Poe. And here is why. I don't trust him. Why? I don't know. His whole thing is like, I'm little. You can trust me.

I'm little. And I don't trust that. Tinky Winky stands out so much. You'd think, in my opinion, like the obvious choice would be Tinky Winky Winky. And that makes me wonder if it's not. But I do. Tinky Winky, in my opinion, is the main character of the Teletubbies. I don't know.

Undopi. I agree. I agree. So I don't know. I don't know. It depends on if they want to go that direction. I kind of feel bad for the others because I feel like for the general pop, if you went, Jen Pop, if you went out and said name one teletype, they would all name. Tinky, Winky, Winky. Yeah.

I think that Dipsy would be the last one to get named, quite frankly. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, that's so true. Yeah. Dipsy just blends in the background. A little bit. Well, Dipsy is green and the whole background is green.

Yeah, that's a little green. Yeah. Do they have genders? She's giving. Oh, they do. have genders. Wait. Tinky winky dipsy our boys.

Wait, I'm sorry. Which one is no-no? No, no. I think that's the vacuum, right? Yeah. Or is it not? Because No, no, no, no is gendered. Oh, no, no, no, no is, what the fuck is happening?

What the fuck is new new? No, no, it seems to be new. No, you can't do that. Guys, if you, people are going to. Oh, no, no, no is the vacuum. And new new is the vacuum. Yeah, but I thought it was no-no-no, which I like more. No-no, no, the vacuum.

No-no the vacuum who is gender neutral. Okay. I love a gender neutral vacuum. Right. And okay, great. Sure, of course. Can I tell you something that you don't want to hear? That's okay.

Absolutely. A lot of boys put their dicks and vacuum cleaners. Really? Really? A lot of boys. Do they turn them on or just? Yeah, absolutely. And is that good?

It's dusty. Heard. Are you saying this from personal experience? I plead the fifth. Heard, heard. Yeah, I would say there's definitely, I've heard nightmare stories about the different things people will be like, I would have seen. the face bank?

What's the face bank? The face bank is something we've become really obsessed with. Yeah, it's my celebrity crush. It's like a piggy bank that like chews on coins. I have seen the face bank. You fuck with fake?

Oh my God. Yes, I've seen the face bank. We are like someone's trying to put their genitals in that. Don't put your dick in that. Someone's trying to put their genitals in that. It won't even do it right. Well, it's also a pretty small hole.

You'd have to have. I'm not penis shaming anyone. Some people have flat. Some people have flat disc-shaped, coin-shaped penis. I think you're eating slices of pickle. This sounds like a blastic. You're describing a vlastic is what you're describing.

Yes. And that is what some people's penis is. Yeah. It's just a slice of pickle. No, you don't want to put your dick in that. It's chewing it. Yeah. And it has six rows of teeth.

And they go, howl-ow-ow-w-how. Don't put your dick in there. There's someone for everyone, really. Yeah, that's true. So there's someone for FaceBank. We just don't know that. Like someone would get a cameo from FaceBank being like, could you please?

Do you want to make people? Yeah, yeah, 100%. I would say, young boys put their dakes in a lot of stuff around the house. Do you have siblings? You have brothers? I have a very like... Olivia has a brother, but she doesn't want to talk about him sexually. Well, I also have like a very...

Sorry, am I allowed to say that? Yeah, well, I have like a little... I have like a very like... How old is he? He's 26 now. I mean, like, he has a girlfriend he lives with. Like, he's... He's... He's an adult man. He's... I'm sure. But he's like a little like... She's his sister.

He's the son. I'm like an old cigarette that got... stepped on and went into the gutter. And he's like a little beautiful cup of green tea. That's not true. He's just your brother. And you don't want to think about it. I think he's your brother.

When you compare the two of us, he is far more innocent than I am. No, you guys are both just adult. He's in a band? He's an orchestral bass player. What's the pussy posse? And he's in a bit. The pussy posse. What are you looking up, Cass?

Oh, I thought he was in a band called the, I was like, he doesn't sound innocent. Yeah, he's so innocent. He's in a band called the Pussy Posse. That would be everything. I just like that we're like talking about something. In the background, our producer is just looking up. I was like, I don't know. W.W.

pornhead. I don't know if this guy's innocent. I got to say. Yeah, that's my brother right there, Leonardo decaveria. Who is the traitor among the Beatles? Oh. So I don't know much about the Beatles. But I think the obvious answer is I want to get this right.

I want to get this right. We've got John Lennon. We've got Paul McCartney. We've got Ringo Star and we've got George Washington. Washington. Hold on. Give me one second because I want to give you the right answer. Yeah.

Okay. The answer is actually really hard on this one. We know the answer is really hard. I don't think you're going to get it. So if you don't get it, don't feel bad. No, I'm just trying to remember this name. Hold on. The joke has passed.

It's too late. I was going to say that one guy's wife, but I can't remember. Yoko. Yoko. You started over it. You say Yoko. The moment was passed. But I feel like the answer is Yoko on.

Yeah. Okay. Who is a traitor amongst the Beatles? Yeah. You know that Yoko Ono years ago she did this art exhibit? where she drew a piece of art and said it was like really, really beautiful. And then she drew it on a kind of paper

that can't be exposed to sunlight or else it's damage. So she put it inside of a, like a case. And she, so the art exhibit was looking at the case. No. But I can't open it. But I promise you. It's stunning.

Now that's how you start to call. That's how you start to call. That's so every new clothes. I love that. That's so magic gold plates inside the hat. She also did a performance at the moment where she just started screaming. Yeah.

That one is iconic. Yes. I do love that shit. Yeah. Yeah. So crazy enough, the trader for the Beatles is, which no one's going to expect the sunbaby from the tautubbies. The sun baby.

I would not have expected that. No. The sun baby betrayed the Beatles. The sun baby from the teletubbies. Not even the yellow submarine? No, just the sun baby. You'd think, right? You'd think.

Or the blue thing. What's the blue thing called from the Beatles? It's like a blue. The blue thing. Nunu. Nunu, the gender neutral vacuum. Yeah, Nunu. There's a blue thing.

The Beatles have a have a vacuum that follows them around. And they all put their dick in it. officer taking it. And it's a traitor. Yeah, it's called the Blue Meenie. Oh, no, no, it's the Sun baby. So, obviously.

Obviously. And I can't believe I even I can't leave you. Otherwise. Okay, no, here's a question. The parts of the cell. Oh, shit. You're going to have to list these.

Which is the traitor of these parts of the cell? The cell membrane, the Golgi complex, the membrane receptor, the mitochondria, the nucleolus, the nucleus, the endoplasmic reticulum. I want to go the monocondria. I love that. Because it's the powerhouse of the cell. It's the powerhouse. Yeah. It's running

shit. Yeah. I think that's fair. I think that that is that is, you know. Fair. But it's wrong. But it's wrong. What's the actual right answer? The Golgi complex. The Golgi apparatus and the goldie complex. It's has the shipping and packaging center of the cell primarily responsible for modifying sorting and packaging proteins and lipids received from the endoplasmic reticulum for the final destinations either inside or outside the cell, meaning it's going to decide what's in and what's out, which is what the traders do, right? And what is the mitochondria deciding? It's just the powerhouse.

I think the mitochondria is probably just like leading the house being like, we got to figure out who this person is and everyone else in the cell. Yeah, everyone else in the cell is being like, it's probably you then. Like, I think the mitochondria is a... If the mitochondria gets voted out, this whole thing's falling apart. I know, I know. I kind of think the mitochondria is Gabby Wendy. Oh. Because it's like, I'm just setting a vibe.

Yeah, maybe it's just setting a vibe. My stomach is growing. Gabby Wendy. Gabby Wendy. Gabby Wendy. Wow. Okay, gorgeous. There is a game that I would like to play with you.

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And then one person does not know what it is. Okay. Let's say the word is Beach House. Okay. And then we'll all say one word associated with Beach House. Right. So I'll be like, hmm,

towels. Now, let's say you're the imposter. Right. You don't know what the word is. Yeah, so I have to go like sand, hoping that it's.

And then you will, you know the word, and then we'll have to find out who is the one pretending to know. I love that. Oh, I'm in.

Yeah, let's do that. The issue with the imposter is you're supposed to randomly select who goes first and sometimes it's the imposter. Oh. Which makes it really tough

for the imposter. Is it if the imposter if the imposter can go third, Yeah, or second. Yeah, first is hard. I would do a number randomizer on the screen to see who goes first. So let's say you're one, I'm two, and you're three. Okay, beautiful.

So we're going to find who's going first before we find out who is the imposter. Okay, amazing. Yeah. Oh, my God, I'm scared. Yeah. And you just type in like one through three, yeah. And then your producer will decide who is going to be the imposter. Okay.

All right. You're going to go first. Okay, I'll go first. Great. Oh, my gosh. This is so exciting. How do you think you're going to do? I think I'm.

going to panic and I don't know how well I'm going to do. I just can guess how I'm going to feel. Do you think you do better on the traders as a faithful or as a traitor? I think if I was, I think I do better as a traitor and here's why. I think if I was a faithful, everyone would think I was a traitor and I think there's nothing I could do to convince them that I'm not. I think that I'm the type of person where if I was a faithful and I was like, no, guys, I swear I'm a faithful, people would be like, No, you're fucking not. And I think I would get killed and sent off being a faithful faster because I wouldn't have any. I would just be like, no, I swear.

And people would be like, mm-mm, they would be you. I know that they would. Sid, how would you do? I think I'd be kicked off immediately. No matter what you were. For flashing for all your for all your feet. Even if you were like the director, they'd be like, you got to get out of here. Yeah, they'd be like, this one has a restraining order.

Yeah. You're banned from Scotland. I really do think I would walk in and immediately everybody would be like shifty eyes out. Jesus Christ. Everyone would be like, I don't trust that face. And I'd be like, what? Guys, please. I think I'm just playing words with friends.

We would be the first people ever to get killed on Trader. I will say this. A lot of people online had a lot of thoughts about my run on the traders. I genuinely thought I did a fantastic job. You did an amazing job. What did I have to do to them? What people thought I was obvious? And I was like, I actually wasn't that obvious.

And a lot of people did not know as a traitor. It took three rounds of Dylan and everyone trying to tell her when I was a traitor. And I was like, Dylan, Bob is not a traitor. That's crazy. Yeah. Bob is not a traitor. You're out of your mind. Bob is just not a traitor.

And then Boston Rob ended up convincing Dylan that he convinced him that he was a traitor. Then he had like an allegiance. Oh, great. Okay. No, I actually, I think you were an excellent trader and I'm upset that you were off as early as you were. Would you do it again? Maybe one day. I think it would be so good if you did it.

All right. Try to hide your reaction to what you have on your paper, obviously. Okay. All right. Here we go. Desert. Alien. Stars

You're the You're the imposter No You're the imposter I don't think I am Actually I know I'm not Do we keep going? You can keep going

Okay Secret Government I would say Bunker You're the imposter I am not the imposter You're not the imposter

Absolutely not the imposter I actually think it's you It's you It's you I don't want to say it I think I love you so much It's you.

Well, I think you're deflecting really early. It's you. I love you so much. It's you. Do you see what I'm doing right? I'm just going, I know it's not you. Well, explain why what you said makes sense. Okay.

Because I know what we'll be without, obviously without saying. Don't let her, don't tell her the word. I know nothing. I'm just going to stay here frozen. Okay. You started with a word that totally makes sense. So it's not you. That makes sense.

Yeah. Yeah. And then I said a word. And what word did you say? Alien. And the word I said is stars. But the thing that is on the paper doesn't have to do with stars. Actually, if you think about it, it actually does.

You're so good. If you think about it, it actually has a lot to do with stars. It's not you. You're not it's not. You're the imposter. Well, I think it's time to vote. I love you so much. And I love you too.

You're lovely. No, no. I love you. You're the imposter. Do you want to take one more round for you vote or do you want to vote now? Oh, I'd be so bad at this game. I, let's do one more. Let's do one more.

Should I just vote now? It's up to you. I have to pick. No, I mean, you, it's, it's, I think you're the imposter. You vote, you vote each other. Oh. Well, you all know how we're going to vote. I am going to use one.

There's only one word that's making me think that you're the imposter. And so. I think I'm an imposter. And I'll explain to you why it's not, why that we're making. Right, right. No, no, no, it wasn't a word. It wasn't a word that you said. It was a word she said that made me think that she knows.

It wasn't that you're doing a bad job. It's that I'm like, I think she knows because she said a word. Well, I was trying to make my words not super obvious so that whoever the imposter was wouldn't catch on. Now, could it be me? It's not you. It's not you because of the first word you said is right. I don't think it's true. You started it off with a word that makes sense, so I know it's not you.

All right, we can vote now then. Oh, I don't want to vote. Well, I'm voting for you. I'm voting for you. Oh, no. And I love you so much, but I'm voting for you. Oh, God, I love you so much. And I also think I'm, if I'm wrong, I will end this podcast.

Like, I will leave. Olivia, it's not that serious. I will, like, walk into this. You might end up having the end of the podcast. I will walk into the street in Burbank, but I think it's you. Are you ready to shut down the studio? Yeah. Let's all reveal our papers.

I was clenching this so hard that it's all crumpled. All right. I'm going to pass. The work stars make sense, by the way. No, it does. It does. Aliens are from the stars. Yeah, yeah, but with Arian 51, it would have picked a different one.

But to be fair, to be honest, I figured out the word immediately. Yeah, yeah. As soon as I chose, I knew what the word was. Yeah. Immediately. Fair. No, and that was the thing, is that if you didn't say alien right away, because I said desert, you said alien. And I was like, there's no way that if you were an imposter, you'd say alien.

Yeah. You'd say like cactus. Yeah. Right. That was my take. Yeah. All right. I thought.

But I did figure, but I did know the word. No, I believe you. But I think that, well, I'm trying to think what would the third word be? The third. Stars. Stars. That's so funny. I love that.

It's also the idea of immediately going like, why would you say that to me? It immediately makes you go like, you're right. I'm so sorry. You're right. Even though I haven't in my hand, I'm probably wrong. So now I'm going first. Nice. I'm going to say serious.

Okay. I'm going to say long. You're the imposter. Yeah, I am. I really am. I'm immediately the imposter. I was like, that was a good one because I was like, what? I couldn't fucking, I couldn't.

Serious. That could work. In theory. I was like serious. It'd be a little antisemitic, But it could work. What? Is it?

Okay. Wait a second. Wait a second. Is it nose? I was. Wait. I was thinking, okay, yes. It could work if it's like nose antismetic.

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, and we all know about you. You're an anti-Semite. Yeah. That's my thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's what everyone knows about me. But it could also be the brutalist as long.

Movie? No, it's Adrian Brody. Oh my God. I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever. guess that. You didn't even put him a fight. No, I didn't. When you said serious, I was like, fuck if I know, like, I was ready for it to be like a word that was some sort of a noun. Like, I was ready for a noun. And I was like, okay, yeah, like whatever noun, like let's just go with the first. No, but serious, I was like, couldn't fucking tell you with a gun to my head what the next word is.

I'm dying. Yeah. Are you doing one more? Yeah. That's so good. Oh my God. It's so silly. No, no. I was like, nah, fuck me. Genuinely. No, yeah. Well, so maybe I would be worse as a traitor. Yeah. I think you would be really bad. You're like, yep, it's me. Yep. I, I, there was a year in my life. The way you buckled under pressure. Immediately.

Yeah, there was a year in my life where I couldn't lie. I'm screaming. There's a movie about that. Yeah, I could have, I could. You know that movie? It's called liar, liar, liar. But it's only one day for him. It was a year for me.

And Jennifer Tilly is in that movie. Why weren't you allowed to lie? No, I just couldn't. Like, I could withhold truth, but like my body wouldn't let me tell a lie. because a crazy person had accused me of lying whenever I was just doing anything. I was like, oh, I'm like cooking a sandwich and they'd be like, they'd be like, you're lying, you're fucking lying. And so I was so afraid of getting caught lying.

Why was she calling you out? He was a bad person. It was not nice. I should have knew it was a he-him. It's a classic he at him. It's those he-hams you date when you're 18 that accuse you of lying for everything. And then you go like, oh, I can't lie because I'm so afraid of someone accusing me of lying that, like, I'm, I'm so afraid of someone accusing me of lying that, like, I'm But then it's like, well, you're not even being accused of lying when you're lying.

So why are you even changing how you're, you know. But yeah, I could withhold information. But I couldn't lie. I'm sorry you went to. That sounds upsetting. No, it's kind of George Washington of me, right? Because you have the wooden teeth? Because I have wooden teeth and I chopped down a tree.

And you own so many slaves. And I own people, which is terrible. You're anti-Semitic and you're racist. The thing about this podcast is that I have to go to jail. I'm jailing. It should be. If I have all of these. these things.

All right, let's do this last round. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a definitely imposter. Easy. We don't even need to vote if you don't want to.

Oh, you think so? Well, let's hear your word. Oh, you think so? Breakfast. Oh. You ate that? I'm going to say menu.

Coffee. You're the imposter. A hundred percent. It's like, if I lie. She's not how to play the game. If I lie, if I lie, people would be like mad at me. No, what's just me out of you? It's the game.

I know, but what if they are? You do not go on the traders. I can't. Do whatever you do with your life. I can't. Oh, it's so hard because it's like, well, but then you're looking at the person and you're deceiving them. Yes, it's a game.

Sorry. I think you have some trauma from that guy. I think it lasts a little longer than a year. I want to go ahead and make that hot take. No, that's true. The word was Grand Slam breakfast. Oh, Denny's. Oh, it said breakfast in it, and I just said breakfast.

Yeah. And then you said you ate with that. And I was like, oh, I'm literally so stupid. It's in the thing. And I was like, breakfast. How about that? And then you're like, okay, Grand Slam, how about? Grand.

And I'm like, let's me. Take me away. Take me away. I was playing a game called Witch Hunt, which is based like Mafia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was, like, hosting the game at my friend's house, and there was this one girl. She was so high out of her mind. And she was one of the witches.

And she kept getting away with it. Every night she'd wake up, curse someone, go to sleep, their person wakes up dead every single time. And then it got to the point where she was so high and feeling so guilty that she was like, guys, it's me. I can't even do this. I'm so sorry, guys. It's me. I'm the witch.

Please just kill me next round. And everyone's like, nice try. And then they were like, it's that girl. And that girl ended up not being a witch, the other girl. And then she ended up winning the game. That's so good. But her attack was like, it's me. And they were like, people were like,

you're high. She ended up winning the game. Wow. That's so funny. And she just was honest. She just told you. She was literally like, it's me. It's me.

Yeah. Oh my God. Something a witch would only say. Speaking of sing. What? Oh my God. You're being a Broadway star. I'm going to be on Broadway.

Yeah. We are so excited about that. Can you tell us about any element of that or if you're, whoa. Yeah. I'm playing Harold Zidler in Mulan Rouge on Broadway starting in January 27. Oh, my God. Up until I believe February 22nd, I want to say. So excited.

Double check to make sure you have the dates right. You can go to see the drag. Queen.com to get tickets. And I'm obviously really freaking excited about it. I moved to New York City to be a Broadway actor. This is actually my first interview I've done since I got, um, my God, since I, since I booked. Since I booked. Since you asked, this is so exciting. No, we are so excited. I moved to New York City to be a Broadway actor. And when I got there, I found out that typically speaking to be on Broadway, you really need to be able to sing and dance. Sure. Sure. Right, right, right. Right. Right. And you were like, but what if I'm just a presence?

Exactly. So, you know, after years and years of auditioning for a lot of Broadway shows, I had a really embarrassing audition for wicked years ago. A really embarrassing audition for wicked. What happened? I fell during the audition. Oh. Were you trying to fly? I was trying to defy gravity. And gravity, honestly, best.

Gravity defied you. I was, it's this, the, it's like the Oz Dust ballroom scene and there's moves you do. And the guy was like, you're really got to throw your body. He goes in really leaning. was don't be afraid to fall, lean in. So I was like, I'm going to give him my awe. And I remember falling. And then I remember thinking to myself, he's going to be so proud of me.

Yeah. Because I got back up and I kept dancing. And I was getting, I stepped right back into the dance moves. And then while we were still dancing, he tapped me and said, that's so rude. That's so. He said, don't be afraid to fall. And then immediately, like, that's so fun. He didn't wait until the combination was over.

He literally was like, can you just, can you just? And then I stepped out and I thought he meant I would step to the side. I stepped to side, he was like, no, leave the room. I was like, that's crazy. I once took my friend to audition for the Radio Radio City Hall Christmas Spectacular. Yes.

And my friend, she was a hostess at the restaurant I worked at. I can't remember her name. Ooh. She's just, Oh my God, a costume change. Quick change. Reveo, y'all. I, um, I, my

friend who was like, she's like four foot 10 or five feet tall. She's really short and I was like, oh, you should come with me. This audition is right up the street and they're looking for people to play elves. You have to be under 5'2. You should come. You would never make it because you're so freakishly tall. And then

she came down and there were like a three levels of auditions or four. I made it to level two, really excited. My friend made it to like level three or almost four, but she didn't quite make. The crazy thing was she had never acted, never danced. And We were just like, hot, let's go.

I audition for anything in her life. She was a mom who was a hostess, and not that moms aren't actors and dancing, but she was like, she was like, I'm just a mom. Yeah, it was just not her thing. But she made it really far. And I mean, I've had a lot of crazy auditions in my day. I've booked a lot of things, too, to be fair. I love that. I've booked things.

This isn't my first acting gig. No, it's not. No, no, but it's so exciting. Very exciting. Yeah. And like, do you feel like it's like kind of fulfilling like a childhood dream in some way where you're like, oh, yeah, I made it? Well, I wanted to be on Broadway. since I was in high school.

So when I was in seventh grade, when I was in eighth grade and younger, I wasn't really thinking about theater. I wanted to be some sort of a performer, but then in high school I fell in love with theater. Thanks, Kathy Baker, my drama teacher. And then I was like, I want to go to New York City and be on Broadway.

So the young adult me is very excited at this. I mean, the current age, the middle age adult me is also very excited too. But like, it is really exciting for me to get a chance to be like on a Broadway stage as an actor. Eight shows a week is going to be crazy. Yeah.

I don't think it's humane. No, that is insane. That is like the craziest. It's like one of those things where it's like that oh, that's just your life. And it's like one of the, it's like there are weird things in elements of the entertainment industry especially that I feel like are like, oh, if you want to do this, you sign up for this crazy fucking aspect of it. Yeah.

Like you sign up like part of what you're signing up for is like pushing yourself past what a human being is technically supposed to. It's time to do harm on your body. Yeah, it's time to self harm. There's always a little bit of self harm. I've got an age shows a week one of the time in my life. I was doing, I was doing Angels in America at the Brooklyn Repertory Theater in Berkeley, California. And it's an insane schedule.

Yeah. It is your life. It is your whole life. So my life's going to be Broadway. That's so excited. Come see me. You can go to see the drag queen.com to get your tickets. And I am very, very excited to be in this show.

It's kind of crazy. Yeah. And I've been able to do a lot of really cool stuff in my life. I've been on a lot of reality. TV shows. I've won some great awards. I've written a New York Times bestselling book. Yeah, that's also insane. I've been, I've been cast in a Broadway show. I've been in movies. I've been on TV shows. So, you know, I feel like I'm like I'm a very lucky person to get to do a lot of the stuff that I get to do, to be honest. I think that you're also just a really talented

person and you're just cool. And I'm happy that you get to do all those things too because then we get to see it. You're very kind. Yeah. No way. It's also like both you and Jinks Monsoon taking over by the way. It's like kind of an incredible thing. You know, she's doing a little better than I am. This is her third show. Well, you know, whatever. It's not a competition, but she's winning.

My God, I would love if you guys played the opposite and something. Honestly, I would love to play Abraham Lincoln in. Oh my God, you should. Omerie? I would play Able Lincoln and O'Mary. You would be great. I agree. Yeah.

You heard it, Coloscola. What are you waiting for? Yeah. What's happening? Wait, that would be so good. That would be so good. You and Jinks together would be fucking incredible. Yeah.

No, that would be amazing. Wow, that would be so good. Jinks, make it happen. I know you have Poole over there. Yeah, Jinks. You're the Queen of Broadway. What are you doing? I'm just a little Broadway baby.

No one wishing to me. You haven't even started to work it. I'm the Poe of Broadway. You're the Tinky Winky Winky. Whoa. The Tinky Winky and the Poe of Broadway. That's beautiful. That's a beautiful.

To, to, to, to, to, to, take us out. That sounds like it's like to cheat us. Yeah, if you want to take us out to take us out. Do you know about Bill O'Reilly's, uh, to play us out? No. Oh my God. Please play the for them. To play us out is one of my favorite Bill O'Reilly clips of all time. Oh my God. You don't know to play us out, Bill O'Reilly. No, I don't. It's so good. That's it. That's it. That's tomorrow. And that is it for us today. Okay. I don't know what. Whatever it is, it's not right on the teleprompter. I don't know what that is. I've never seen that. No, there is. We are going to do sting, yeah.

Okay, but... Now, I can't read it. There's no words on it. Okay. There's no words there to play us out. What does that mean? To play us out? Sting is going to do... It's a video. Sting video. For credits.

I don't know what that means to play us out. What does that mean? To end the show? Yeah. Yeah. All right, go, go. And five, four, three. That's tomorrow, and that is a...

Okay, and five, four, three. That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a... I can't do it. We'll do it live. Okay. We'll do it live. Fuck it.

Do it live. I can... I'll write it and we'll do it live. Fucking thing sucks. Five, four, three. That's tomorrow and that is it for us today. I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thanks again for watching.

We'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his new album. Take it away. And watch this. All that because you didn't know what to play us out with. Oh, my God. Wow. I would love to get to get that angry at things that don't matter at all. That is incredible.

He's never heard the phrase to play a foul. You're getting that fucking pissed at people who didn't do anything. It's just a phrase, my friend. My queen, it's just a phrase. But also, someone there hated him so much. They just released the footage. That's as they should. Where can the people find you?

You go to bobbeddrag queen.com. All my stuff is there. You can go to see the drag queen.com. Like, see with your eyes at c.com. If you want to see me live. And, of course, I have Percephor Studios where I post my show The Vick Question. once a month we explore one big question we've done why do white people hate musicals why are you a slut we've done so many great I have a lot of all those other fun ones coming up and I post weekly on my

YouTube page Bob the Drag Queen and I post twice a week on sibling rivalry I love that so much you guys thank you so much for being here you can check out the Patreon if you want early uncut extended episodes as well as a bunch of bonus content and really silly things yep And thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for being here. And to you freaks on Cameo, they said bonus, not bonus. Yes. Yes.

Thank you. Bonus, bonus content, not bonus content. You don't get to. We don't sell that. And then you fall in love with someone from Camillo. You'll actually know you actually. Okay. Okay, I'll step on you.

Okay, I'll stay on you. Okay, fine. I'll give you a wedge. And the whole thing is they're paying for messages to us who are sending them messages for free. Yeah. Okay. Start of a healthy relationship. Yeah.

100%. 100%. Big power and balance right at the start. Yeah. Guys, I've been Sud the whole time. I've been Olivia this whole time. And I've been Bob the whole time.

Yes, you have. And we will see you next Tuesday. Same.