Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Daniel Thrasher Is A Master Of Micro Songs

Episode Date: October 20, 2026

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Before we get into the episode, we have a quick announcement. We are going on tour. This is huge news. Huge if true. If you would like to get a ticket to our tour, we are going to Boston, Brooklyn, D.C., Philadelphia, Toronto, Chicago, Milwaukee, Vancouver, Portland, Oregon, and Seattle. And maybe more. Yeah, if there are other places you'd like us to go, let us know. We're not set in stone.

Yeah, we're made of flesh and blood. We're made of flesh and blood. as I can tell. So if you want to get tickets, go to the link in our bio. We have a link tree that has all of the ticket links. It's in both of our Instagram bios, our joint Instagram bio, and probably in the description of wherever you're listening to this. Yeah, come hang out with us. Thank you. We'll see you and we'll hug you or else. You know what I love about this hang? It's just three girlies with ringworm. Yeah. Jamming out. Sometimes your ringworm wants to show up on your friends a wonderful way to be with your friends to have something in common with your friends we all

have a fungus inside our chest ringworm we got the ringworm i like the choreography i'm the olivia talk shit i'm the sad one i'm the olivia one as of today we're starting a new role where we're not allowed to look or talk to our look at or talk to our guests before they come in to the studio how did that feel Oh yeah, sorry, guys. Say we have to do it. Hello, I'm here. How did that feel?

How did that feel? How did that feel? How did that feel? How did that feel? How did that feel? We're testing that out. I like that. I do this thing when I'm on sets from time to time is I don't, I don't let any of the PAs look at me.

Yeah, I have that in my contract. So it felt some, it felt like a good little, uh, carmic experience. Yeah. Yeah, that was really exciting. Yeah, that was exciting. I like shushing everyone. That was good. Yeah, I liked leaning into my fear.

Yeah. What was the fear part of it? That we, I might accidentally look at you before I'm supposed to. Okay, so you have a fear of breaking the rules that you suck for yourself. That's cool. I get rid of my mint because this is stupid. Throw it out. Is that a real mint?

Yep. It's a little piece of plastic she found under my car. A little piece of plastic that's from Olivia's car and I've been sucking on it. How are you? I'm good. How are you both? Good. Thank you for coming on.

Yeah. Too crazy. I'm just now processing. You're here. Yeah. Yeah. Same. Usually we talk to the people before the show and go like, hey, how are you?

Come on in. But today we decided distinctly not to. Yeah. I know why though. Yeah. It's because I'm a little late. I'm putting it on me I'm putting it on me

we're usually like yeah it's just because we thought you would be able to handle it because I you thought I would or would not oh good oh good well I did yeah you'd be able to handle it this is good some really fun segments today so yeah

just pop right in let's pop our pop our shit let's pop our shit let's pop our shit now okay so today we're gonna be popping our pussies to our shit vibes okay time to oh yeah I didn't think you could do that and that hell you get a UTI pop your pussy to

your shit vibes. That's okay, so it's not like wiping back to front. Exactly. So Daniel Thrash, this is a game called smash or thrash music. Hey! Come to music! This is a game where each person you have to either fuck them or you can have them take your place in your life.

Smash or Thrash. This is good. Yeah. The first one is Cat in the Hat. Do you find this sexy or do you find this your doppelganger for you? Yeah, which one would you rather for you? Depends on what? I guess, yeah.

Mark Myers. Are we talking about Mark Myers? Thank you so much. I just met a baby who likes to put the bottom of your cold condensation drink on his lip. And I had like a lecroy and he kept being like and I kept just putting it on his mouth. Whoa. And he told you this? No.

Oh. I was getting the vibe. A lot of vibes today. You know what? I will. Yeah. I'll do all kinds of things to that person. You'll fuck him.

Yeah, I think so. And then the, yeah. But they would be a good replacement though. That's the thing. I think for you, I think if you were replaced in your regular life by the cat, no one would blink. I think you're absolutely right. Yeah.

I think you're right. I'm actually confused. You're not followed around by thing one and thing two. You don't see me on a day to day basis. Actually, that could be us. That could be. Oh. Wait, that would be huge. Now that would be huge. Okay. So we're, are we smashing or thrashing? Let's. So thrash means that they

replace me. Correct. I'll thrash it. I'll thrash it. Okay. So you're going to thrash it. Okay. Yeah, okay, great. Perfect. The next one. I really, have you guys ever been to Vegas before? Yes, and she lived there for 10 years.

Oh, we'll move on. Okay. The next one is the Lucky Charms Lepricon. Would you like to smash it or thrash it? Oh. Wow. These are very specific characters, I feel. I don't know.

I'm feeling like a soulful theme between these. Well, I hear you. They're all, they're very like, teet-de-de-de-de-a-a-a-a. Yeah, a little bit of that, yeah. Whatever that is. think of people that we thought might be your type. Yeah. Well, you're doing a good job.

Yeah. I, I, I, magically delicious? Let's pause there for a second. Yeah, what part? Yeah, what part is that?

What part? I guess I'm going to have to find out. Yeah, I know. I would have advised that I, I would advise that you smash the Lucky Charms Leopardon because, A, that might hook you up for some, like,

free Lucky Charms. Oh, the, The cereal. Yeah, the cereal. And then also, he's always being chased. And I don't think that's, I don't know if you,

I don't know in the cosmology of when you thrash and he takes your place, if you then take his place. But on the off chance that that is in the fine print. Good question. On the off chance that that's in the fine print. Yep, yep, yep, yep. I wouldn't want you to have a life

where you're just always being hunted. I don't know. Well, I think also like, like, look, everybody wants somebody who's being chased all the time. Like, it's like, if you're going to be with a batty, be with a baddie. Like, let them be on the run. Yes.

At all times. For some people, it's about the chase. The most important thing about a baddie is that she's on the run. And prey. And that we're all prey. Yeah. We're our baddest selves. I'll smash it to smithereens.

I want to see if the carpets, whatever. Yeah, the carpet's clean. In the same kind of. vein as this. The fish that eat the dead skin off your feet. Oh. Oh, I love those. Yeah.

They would replace me. You would want to replace? Immediately. Immediately replace. Immediately replace. Because they're such hard workers. They could get so much done. There's plural.

It's already in the word fish, which I'm feeling plural from what you're saying. Fish does feel plural. Yeah. In this context. Yeah. In this context. There's so many. They could make so much, so many more shorts.

And shorts to them are long. It would be, that's so true. And it would be interesting to be, replaced by several of something all working. Oh, that'd be great. Yeah, right? Yeah. You know, and at the end of the day, aren't we all just nothing but 80 billion neurons piloting a meat puppet suit? And imagine if that fish. And imagine if that were just fish. I am currently.

So thrash. I would thrash the fish. So you're going to thrash the fish. What about Harvey Weinstein? I don't know if you're familiar with his work. Who is this? He's kind of like a bad dude. Oh, we were just talking about baddies. I love baddies. So he's prey? Uh, not should be. Yeah. He's maybe prey to the state. This is a hard.

This is a hard. Like in a state? Like what do you mean state? He's the state's prey. Where does he live? In jail vibes. Oh. Because he's still in jail he is, right?

Yeah. This guy, he looks so nice. Yeah. The thing that's hard about what did he do? This one is. He was, what was he? What was his job before jail? Kind of like being like a bad dude.

The question is, yeah. Like, but it's a lose, lose, really. It's such a lose, lose. Because you can have to smash or thrash it. I wouldn't want to thrash it. I wouldn't want to thrash it. If I were you, I obviously thrashing it does nothing for me because that a game doesn't apply to me. Well, I don't have enough context about this sweet looking man.

That is a good point. I'd probably smash him, though. Yeah. Yeah, just to avoid the thrashing. I think so. I mean, if you're saying he's a bad dude, then, you know. What about a clump of spiders? Clump of spiders? Are they dead or alive?

Could be either maybe a mix. Yeah, probably a mix. Realistically, it would be a mix, right? Let's say you're about in your apartment and you find a clump of spiders. I'm sure some of them are alive. I'm sure some of them are not. A cluster of daddy long legs? What is this?

That's not a club. That's a wig. There's not a way. That can't be. And also, also, how do we feel about this being on R slash educational gifts? And it's long legs is one word? Should it be two? Oh, long legs.

I think long legs is one word. In one word, but capitalized on each L. Isn't that interesting? It's giving Nicholas Cage. Go on. It's giving Nicholas Cage when he is long, when he has, when he. Oh, I see. Okay, I haven't seen the movie.

When he is long legs. Okay, let's do one more. Okay. Bag of Scorpions. Oh. This is good. Yeah. Smash or thrash.

Would you rather have sex with the bag of scorpions or have them replace you? Before I continue. Yeah. Has the guests always sat in the middle like this feeling, interrogated? Okay, good. I'm just making sure that that's... But something we haven't done before is not talking to the guest before they enter the studio. How did that feel? Is that something you two are going to do from now on? Probably never again. I don't think ever again. That's for the best. Not because of anything bad happening right now,

but because I was never going to do it again when I was doing it the first time. No, me neither. I was kind of just like probably only for this one. I was like, this will be funny to do one time and never again ever. I get that a lot. So the, uh, what's the question about this? I want to smash it or thrash it I'll let's do bag of squirrels these are dead right? It looks like this bag is yeah I don't think oh yeah because they're from EcoEat I don't think I would want to smash

them either oh yeah but they're Thailand so it could be a fun time yeah it would kind of suck to like go on your channel and try to watch your videos and just have it be like 45 minute video of a bag of dead scorpions doing nothing but at the same we get millions of views it depends on the music If it was consistent enough, if it was consistent, like, truly, that actually might make it. Make it VHSified and put some lofi music underneath it. Or just make it a live stream that never stopped because people would. That's good too. That's good too. Watch it. It would get a lot. And just an ominous counter in the background, like a countdown from 24 hours. Yeah. That would be good. Yeah, 24 hours of dead scorpions and bag. I would search that every day. I would watch that for sure. I would send a sticker to that or whatever. Do you want to smash it or thrash it? I also don't think it would feel good.

Now, what type of smash are we talking here? It's up to you. It's dealer's choice. Why? Wait, aren't you the dealer in this situation? No, you're the dealer. You asked. Yeah, you came up with this game.

Yeah, you're right. Can you please do this game I'm kind of coming up with called Smash or Thrash? That's good. Ask me. You're like, I really want to admit to some stuff. And we were like, okay, we'll try to make it into a game. You know what? In the spirit of Christmas, let's thrash it.

Yeah, I think that's great. Okay, you heard it here first. Daniel Thrashry is going to thrash a bag of scorpions. Music! Kats to music! That was that game. Do you love it? I love it.

Does that carry to the mic? No. It carries a little bit. I carry it in my purse. Yeah. Meaning, are they going to know that you're doing this? No, they know from like the distant echo of it. And then I carry it in my purse in like a dark garage.

And then it'll go like, it'll go like, and then like a woman walking in front of me will be like. Yeah. And I'll be like, it wasn't me. It'd be a great way for you to do that. to yourself to get more attention for yourself. Like if you're in the vicinity of an attractive person and you just do like a wolf whistle to yourself, and you were like, you stop, was it you?

And then now you have to talk to this person. Yeah. Or they have to talk to you. You are fucking disgusting. Yeah, that's a good way to start. That's friendship. I think, well. Or sexual ship.

Or enemy ship. Sex ship. Emany ship. Emany ship. Emany ship. Emany shit. So you memorize. That's an actress, right?

Yeah. Yeah. You guys say, yeah. Yeah. The new AI girl. Yeah. You memorized the world. Yes.

Explain. Can you talk to us about that? Because that's so crazy. Yeah. Yes, I can. So I went through an end of a relationship. Right. You know, and it was nothing bad happened.

It was all good. Yeah, totally. At that time, sometimes you're like, I need to put synergy into something. Until like, yeah. Metrising the world. And it was on, it was on. it was on the turn of the year. And so I was like, okay, I, and a part of that was like, me searching for my identity and

be like, okay, who am I without another person? And so let me just figure that out. And so I got like a lot of brain scans and stuff done and a lot of weird, interesting. Like on purpose for fun or like worried, oh no. Like, well, like, you know, I like the two of you run a business on the internet and I have employees and things like that. And it's, and it's spooky to think that, um, I'm responsible for a lot of other people when I feel mentally like I, I don't have enough attention. Basically, I'm long-winded way of saying like, like, I had ADHD real bad. Oh, her. And it was like, yeah, absolutely. Yeah,

and it was like, yeah. And it was undiagnosed and it was like, it's nice to get it diagnosed so that you can have access to things that make it more functional. Oh my God. And I have access now. Yeah. It's amazing. And I think the first thing I did when I had access to like proper medication and like coaching and I got like a sports psychologist, which is really interesting. That's cool. Yeah. I realized that was like. That's not even a due.

What is that like? Well, my parallel was like I would get overwhelmed really easily and like kind of like an athlete. This is so annoying. Oh my God. We do goofy stuff online for living. But kind of like an athlete, it's like, hey, if you don't show up and if you don't perform, it's not going to be funny. People aren't to watch it.

You have to be the person running on the treadmill or else no money gets made at all and you lose your house or whatever it is. And so I was like, okay, I need somebody to help me figure out how to like guide my life and all this stuff. And I got all these like mental tools and all this really interesting like, you know, cornucopia of like skills that I got. And I was like, what do I want to do with this? I want to memorize every city, flag, capital, country, like major body of water, river, mountain scape, like all kinds of crazy stuff. I had to learn, I think like 900 different individual facts. And then I went on stage at risk of being tased by a former Jeopardy champion guy.

Bronham, who's hilarious and awesome. Yeah. Because he won an Emmy for Hacks. Isn't that cool? Yeah. It's very cool. And also, it's very cool to not be tased. But if you're going to be tased,

cool person to be tased by. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't him, though. It was another guy named Rudy Aube who tased me. Even cooler person to be tased by, in my opinion. So you know the world now? I certainly studied it for a long time. You didn't get tased?

Oh, I got tased three times. Oh, wow. Yeah, I got taste three times. How many questions did you answer? Sixty one. Oh, okay. That's a really good ratio. Yeah, it was cool.

I forgot the map or I forgot, I misremembered the difference between the flag of Turkey and Tunisia. That was the first time. Rookie mistake is what I always say about those two flags. But it was fun. It was a good time. We have a couple locations that we would love for you to identify. Oh, good. If you don't get them right, what should your punishment be?

Yeah, you could pick your punishment. You're going to have to give me one of these cameras. Oh, yeah. That's a good punishment. We'll have to take one of them home and, nurse them in my nurse. I think, yeah, if you guys have a taser, we'll do it. Okay, well, yeah, we could

do taser, we could do pinch. That's better. Yeah, let's do a pinch. Let's do a pinch, right? You guys have a gun? Do you have guns here? I have a gun in my car, strapped under my car with duct tape. So it's not in your car? No, God, no. I don't want. But you, the first thing you said was it's in your car.

I know. I'm sorry, I'm being pedantic. A lot. This is good. This is good. Okay, so this is the first location. Can you tell where this is, Mr. World. Mr. World Why? Mr. I know the world. Mr. World Why. Pitbull.

Pitbull in the studio. The music. Pitbull! Pitbull! Did you know that was the... No. Because that was the... Mr. Florida.

Is he from Florida? Miami, right? Daly. No, is he? Mr. Miami. Mr. Pitbull. Is he from... I feel like he's very Miami.

That's a... so long. We're all really long. Miami. Okay, so. Kind of the big thing. That's great. Oh, he's from Miami.

Daddy. So, Mr. Pitbull. Where is this? I am going to say, well, let's see. There's a pretzel. Can we zoom in in the pretzels fast food there? Yeah, yeah. Let's see.

Prezels. There's one of those everywhere. Could be an airport. Zoom in a little further? Good. Sam, seeing some stars on the ground. We could be looking at a night sky. Let's scroll down a little.

Yeah. Even more? Even more? Mm-hmm. Okay, that looks like a palm tree on the bottom left. Yes. I'm going to guess somewhere in Tampa. So close.

So close. And I know we were all thinking Florida because you are Pitbull. Pit bull and that's kind of all you think about. But this is Hollywood Boulevard. What? Oh, no. Oh. That's, yeah, I'm wearing a very...

Yeah. That's the weekend song, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Love that one. Yeah, it's so good. The next one. Okay, yeah.

Oh, this is an island nation, isn't it? This is beautiful. Yeah. I actually went here the other day. Waze took me through. My gut says Mauritius, but it might not be. That's for the Adams family mom. Wait, what if this isn't an island at all?

What if this is... Wait, what is this? Hold on, wait a minute. Now I'm actually curious. Does, wait, I'm going to say an... an island nation and then you're gonna go, no, it's an ocean. I don't think so. Is it a, okay, then maybe it's a cake.

I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I'm gonna go the other way. I think it's a cake batter situation or like a, that's good. What's your final answer? It's a cake. No, it's the ocean. No way. It's just the ocean.

It's the ocean. Yeah, you can, yeah, this is good. Just the ocean. The ocean. If you know the world so well, how did you not know? Look at this guy. I mean, it looks pretty oceany, but... That looks like a guy in there in the ocean.

Just the ocean. It does like a guy kind of turned his back. Yeah. Away from us with someone in front of him. Yes, he's leaving us. Yeah, he's leaving us. He's leaving the party. Oh.

Ah, okay. See, we got a few trucks here. This is pretty good. Now, where in the world is this? No, that's... Geography must tour. there's a you in mass store. Where is this?

Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's do this. The glasses are off. Okay. The truck at the bottom is weird to me.

Yeah, that's such a good point. Oh, that's maybe a good clue. That's not a normal truck. No, that's a good clue. But can I give you one hint? Okay. This is on Earth. Oh, okay.

This one? Yeah. This one? Yep. This one is somewhere on Earth. Um, this Earth. Let's do, okay. Okay, the truck at the bottom.

You know what? Let's go Kenya. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good guess. That's a good guess. Let's see. It's probably not Kenya. Can you say what is Kenya?

Yes, what is Kenya? No! It's Little Armenia in Los Angeles, California. So all of these have been on the western side of the United States. This is very good. No? One of them was... Vegas.

One of them was the ocean. And who knows where that is. That's fair. That's fair. He knows where the ocean is. Oh, we're looking up sad pit bull now. Oh, no. Objectified.

I don't think he cries, though. He gets emotional in this article. This is literally you right now. I don't think he cry. Yeah, that's me. Do you know about the pit bull part? Of course you do. You know about going the pit bull concerts, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I want to try that. One time we were at Jumbo's clown room and a bunch of people there dressed as pit bull. Yeah, it was awesome.

Hell yeah. Awesome. I have a funny story about that for not now. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, there they are. Yeah, there they are. That's sick, dude.

It's all your fans. Yeah. That's all my little dollies. Yeah. Do we have any more locations to guess? This has been going great for me. Okay. So where is this?

Is that my house? So where would that be? Where is this in the world? Where is this? Where in the world? So if you had to guess... I was actually joking. That's my fucking house.

Is that my house? You had to guess where is it? Wait, no, is that my house? I don't know. You have to ask what is my house? To find, to reveal the answer. I was joking at first, but that's my fucking house. You have to say what is my house.

What is? What is my house? Holy shit. Can you say what is... You said apartment earlier. You said when you're walking around your apartment. Yeah, I don't really know. where you have been at all.

Well, I never been. We've never to your house. We've like hung out with you at events and like think you're awesome but we aren't that so close to that we've been to you. We don't know. We just had to do some weather. You didn't have to look that hard, I guess. Okay, okay, okay,

you got this from, I know who you got this from. You have to say what is. I know who you got this from. All right. Okay. What is? What is? Well, R.P. what is my house? Yeah! You won the answer right!

You won the whole game. That one was worth the most points. That one was worth a hundred points. Okay, play the music. Cut the music. That was an amazing segment. You won, I can't believe that. Okay.

I'm so proud of you that you won. Yeah, what did you do with all your winnings? We said punishment, but no reward. Right. What are you going to do with all your winnings? You have so many pinches to spend. Oh, spend them. You can spend them on our wonderful crew. I'll spend them on the crew. So you're Mr. Music, right? Like the Music Man. Are you Mr. Music? You know the Music Man?

Pitbull, I think. Right. Oh, my God. Pitbull and the Music Man would be so good. That's you. That is you, right? I always say that about you. If the Music Man and Pitbull were one guy, that's Daniel Thrasher. I feel cheered up now. Good. Thank you both. Thank you.

Yeah, I do music sometimes. Yeah, you like a song. You like to make a song. You like that song. Tell us about all. Recently I've been doing a lot of ringtones, which I think is fun. Wait, what are ringtones? So like back in the day, pre-vibrate.

Pre-whibrators. Pre-when everybody was vibrating. And you just had to do it with your hand style. Like Renaissance style. Like Renaissance style with your hand style. Remember before vibrators when you had to do it with your hand, Renaissance? Remember before vibrators? like when you had to hand style.

With your Renaissance style. I love the word salad. Do you remember this, Daniel? So I started making ringtones and yeah, it's, yeah, I remember this time. Yeah, back of the day, there was no vibrate or there was a vibrate. People had ringtones and they used to be unique and interesting. And now they're all the same. Yeah.

And whenever I hear that, I'm always like paranoid that there's a man behind me with a phone in his holster at a coffee shop. Yeah. And I recently have been really having a lot of fun making custom ringtones. Can I play one? I would love to. Yeah, I want to know what makes a good ringtone. Yeah.

Yeah. So that's like actually the most insane hobby. Yeah. It's fun. Now that I'm like really thinking about it, accessing this. It's fun. Do you like put them out for people to download and use? I do.

Yeah. They are on my on my plug Patreon, Daniel Thresher.com. Huge if true, go check it out. But it is a fun, stupid thing that I've been doing. Because, like, I, for years, I've been making, like, micro songs and, like, jingles for companies and jingles for celebrities and, like, when you accidentally write songs that already exist, that whole thing. But I, and, like, everybody's, like, release the full thing.

And I'm like, what if I just did a bunch of them, but made them ringtones to go off? I love that. And so here's one that you may. So some of the, the cool thing about ringtones is that you get to, customize them per person that calls you, which I really like. Oh, nice. And so this one is, this one, well, you'll see. I want you guys to guess who is calling you. Okay. Um, if this is what, uh, if this is what your phone goes off for. Your gay brother is calling. It's your brother and he's gay. I'm wondering if it's like a family member. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Dr. Dr. Brother.

Doctor? Close. Brother? Yeah, brother's good. That's good. Life, Harrowe or close? Doctor's office? You're pretty close.

That's really good. What's another one? Yeah. Okay, so that would be, that's your brother. That's if your brother happens to... That's beautiful. Why can't you say it? Gay sister is calling.

It's your sister and she's gay. So this one is... Right, right, right, right, right, right, totally, totally, totally. This one is just in case you have... had a sister. Right. No, totally, totally.

Yeah, non-binary edition. Who the hell would take the time to... Your non-binary pal is calling. It's your pal

and they're non-binary. Be mindful. Wow. Be mindful. That's beautiful. Yeah, thanks. There's a few of those. So,

so you really do have a ringtone for everyone. I'm trying. Do you... We did not pre-plan this at all, by the way. This is gorgeously organic. That did happen.

Yeah. There's a lot of... I have a weird question that I don't want this, but I'm wondering... I'm wondering, are there people going like, well, do you have one for a straight brother? People do ask that. Because that would also... Right. There's not enough out there for me to make.

Yeah. Yeah. So I'm... But like, for example, if you have like a sister regardless of, you know, whatever... Hello? It's me your sister. You know, something like that, just a little fun, little fun thing like that. That's really good.

Yeah, or like, this one's an alarm clock. Like if you're waking up in the morning, this is a fun one here. Hold on. Let me make sure it's not. Yeah, okay. Welcome back to consciousness. Right? You're asleep and you're waking up and then.

Let us slow you out of your slumber and bring you back to the horrors of life. Wow. See, that I would get me out of bed. Yeah, that one I might be like, I actually need to turn that off, not because it's bad, but because I already wake up with the sound of an alarm giving me some anxiety. And I'm like, oh, it's happening again. And that is so on the nose of what I'm feeling. Good.

With some nice, like, it doesn't jar your nervous system sound wise. It's like a cathartic experience. It wakes up the part of your brain that's like, oh, fuck. And so then you got to turn it off. Yeah, we have a lot of those parts. Do you have any anti-alarms, like things to so, you to sleep? Um, I might. Take a little looksy. Let me take a look. Anti-alarms. Yeah, I have like something to be like, good night. Yeah, actually that's, that's going to be in my next batch for sure.

That's really. Um, but this is a good night for every single type of person. Yeah. Yeah, this one is like, good night moon except with different types of things. Yes, that's a good book. That's a good book. This one, this one's different. This one's like, this one's kind of like a windown ritual. Yeah. It's if you, uh, like me, have pills that you have to take on a regular basis. Oh my God, I'll need this. So many. Yes. So many.

Do women do that? Do women take pills? We be taking them. I'd be taken so many. These two of them, women, be or we are taking pills. In fact, we're taking all the same pills. Yeah, we are. That's good.

Isn't that kind of cool? And same dosage. Yeah. Is this real? Yeah. Well, there's one pill I take that she doesn't take. And that's for her thyroid. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Your thighs look fun. Thank you. They look pretty roids to me. Because they're roided out. It's for my thyroid. Got it, got, got, got, got, got.

Do you have the hyper or hypo? Hypo. I don't know the difference. Yeah. So this is, trying to slow down and die. Go ahead. Give me a high five first.

All right, this one is a reminder to take your pills. Yes. Okay. And then it turns into a little beat. You are pit boss. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Dallie. Yeah, that happens later. Yeah, thank you both. And that's it. That's all off. Yeah, I will need. probably in my in my phone to yeah yeah my next batch though is is tricky because I want to do sound effects for it but it's going to be like like a big like 12 or 20 pack of like text tones

because I think that's less invasive than ring tones I think like just like I want to hear just from a distance text and then like you know that a text has arrived yeah or maybe something like let's hear it yeah that would do that that's good yeah yeah it's weird because like you have to, especially for alarms and ringtones and stuff. Phones, they play stuff in such high frequencies as it's piercing and annoying. You don't think this is that quality? Let me hear it. I think that's beautiful.

That's pretty good. I would cut some of the higher frequencies, but I would keep it. I think that's good. Yeah, I just saw God. We have a gift for you that we're going to take back afterward. Yeah, are you so excited? I'm great. Yes, let's do it.

Where is it? And ladies and down, everyone, here we go. And it's children's... It is children's owl piano. Here you go. Oh my god. So there's so many fun options here. Because you like the piano and you love an owl.

And you love children and owls. Yep. Yep. And if you press owl. If you press owls on your side. Owl mode is on your side, the pink button. Oh, there is an owl. Oh.

Okay, let's hear it. Okay, it sounds like you want me to play it. Go out of owl mode. Okay. Now. Yes. Now play it. That was a high note.

Now, if you play some little song, it's going to be made of an owl. Yeah. That was Beat It by Michael Jackson. Yeah. Beautiful song. Thank you. Thanks so much. Now, here's the thing we want to do, because we did know.

Yeah, you can fuck around with this, too. Yeah, you can fuck around with it. It also, like, will start talking at a certain point if you leave it alone. It's, like, really scary. Yeah, it does start talking to you. It's really scary. Yeah. So we wanted to make jingles today because I know you have a history of writing jingles.

And jingles are so important because they just really, they tell you right away, everything that's supposed to know. Okay, yeah. Catchy short way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So would we be able to make a jingle for divorce? Oh, that's good. Divorces. Oh, I love that.

I think I've done a similar. Have you really? Something like that. No, it was a piano tutorial on how to play divorce. Oh, okay. Can I show you? Yeah. So it's this.

And then it's this. And then it's this. Oh, because. you're going in separate ways. Wow. And then there's a quiet little child. Weirdly beautiful. In the middle.

Oh, wow. Wow. That was kind of weirdly harmonized. Like, it kind of worked together. Yeah. The thing I'm trying to figure out is the restraining order part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably like smashing the piano.

It could. Similar but different. Yeah. Should we do a jingle for the concept of your father has left? Yeah. On purpose. Yeah. Yeah.

Sure, sure, sure. On purpose. Or like he left on, he left on purpose. He's getting cigarettes. Is he coming back? I don't know. He's getting cigarettes. Yeah, is he coming?

All right. How long has it been? I think it's been a couple months now. A month. Yeah. Can I get a little echo on this mic? Yeah. Papa, you're not here for me.

Papa. That's so good. Wow. Thank you. Yeah, it reminds me of my time and therapy. That is so good. It's so beautiful. Thank you so beautiful.

Thank you. I don't think there are enough to be this for. What? What? Medications. Oh my God. No, not, not. There's almost none.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's almost no jingles for much. Especially Broadway-based ones. Yeah. I miss that. And the thing that there also is no jingle for. Mm-hmm. Are the things you use medication to cure.

Right. So where this is? This is a good bit. Where is the jingle for ringworm? Yeah, that's true. I love that. That's true. That's true.

Find a jingle for ringworm, won't we? Yeah, oh yeah. Ringworm round the rosy, ringworm on my nosy. Ringworm, ringworm, we all have ringworm. Okay, so that's- That was good. Is that public use, right? It's gotta be. Ringworm round the rosy.

Oh, Zempick does that like, oh, oh, Zampi. Oh yeah, and then there's, We govee pisses me off to no end. But it's like, that's already a song. This is me. Oh, or whatever that's hell. But it's like if OZemek can use, if OZempe can use its magic we know, then

Ringworm's allowed to use ring around the fucking rosy. That's what I'm saying. And I will die on that hill. Yeah. You don't have to. Thank you. Olivia got ringworm from a Yorkshire Terrier. And then I think I got ringworm recently.

Recently. I did not give it to her. I don't know. From said Yorkshire Terrier? No, I think either from my dog or I gave it to my dog. Where do you have it? On my chest in a big ringworm vibe. Was yours on your chest?

Mine was on my chest in a big ring. I have a thing on my chest. Let me see it. In a big ring? I'm not going to show it to you. Oh, oh, oh, it's ringworm. But I don't, but I don't, I don't think it's ringworm. It might be, is it a circle?

Does it itchy? It's kind of a circle. It's ringworm. It's ringworm. I think it's the heat. Spread it. It might be ringworm. Well, I use things.

So I'm using like, what, luberderm or whatever it's called? What do you use? You got an antifungal. You get an antifungal. I have that. I have that. Oh, you get it. Yeah.

Oh. If it starts spreading, then do that. And if not, awesome. Did you say you die? Did you start spreading? Then it is spreading. Make sure you doesn't spread into your pants. If your worm spreads into your pant,

you might have to dance. Dance with your ringworm, dance it off. Dance with your ringworm off your pants. If you're in the shower Water hits your ringworm The water will make the ringworm Spread down Spread down your body

Spread down your legs The end Torsal I just you know I just feel like I just feel like I don't know like I just you end that I just had to I just had to I had to verbally give a cue

Because the music ones Were transfer weird that that ended so prematurely. I feel, I just wanted to, you know, I just think we could do more than, did you have you heard the owl feature? Yeah. Unlock unlimited free grocery delivery

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Beautiful. It sounds like an owl. Have you heard this? That's what I play during sex. Ring, during sex, me during sex, ringworm, ringworm, ringworm. Me during sex?

Ringworm, ringworm. Yeah. Is that something, do you have, do you have the, how do you stop? You have a big stop button. Yeah, yeah. Is that, is that something you have to disclose before sex that you have ringworm?

So, it should be. Just making sure it's on its highest volume. It should be something you disclosed. Hey, before, before we hook up. up. No, I didn't. I didn't. I have ringworm. I should have, but I didn't. But the partner found out later from an internet video. But I'm still with him. We're still together. That's good. And that's

your ringworm keeps. Yeah, it's not, yeah, if it was someone. And he didn't get it. Okay, here's a crazy pick. But I should have disclosed it. What is? But I was like, I'm getting rid of it on my own and I won't touch that part. Anyway, ringworm was like chalk, the chalk zone. Wait, that's such a good point. in so long. Your ringworm? Are you kidding me? Because they're a perfect circle. Yes.

What if your ringworm can function as the chalk zone? Of course, of course. And you could jump inside and go into chalk world. Now what is it instead of, is it regular chalk world? Or is it like ringworm world? No, it's got to be ringworm world, right? It's fungal world. Does anybody remember chalk zone?

I love chalk zone. That was Saturday morning prime cartoon. Yeah. Yeah. Cass, do you remember the chalk zone? Yeah, chalk zone. It was like a cartoon. Who's got the chalk zone?

Oh, it was so good, dude. It was great. It's a cartoon where you draw a circle on the chalkboard and you jump in and now you're in the chalk zone. It was Nickelodeon? Why did I think it was Cartoon Network, 1998? This is something. Yeah, go ahead. We referenced the chalk zone more than we've ever referenced anything else. We talk about it in our day-to-day life. We talk about it constantly. When you erase something off a chalkboard in the lore of this show, like a teacher, erases a drawing or a number, that thing goes into the chalk zone.

And then if you, only one kid has the chalk that takes you in there and he can take his friend and whatever. But he can get into the chalk zone, meet all the chalk characters and all the chalk things. And there's just fucking floating numbers and equations and equations and equations. Um, do anything like to do a theme song. I would do true. Guys vote. If you want to replace our theme song with that, we will do it. Vote in the comments.

The idea of being like play the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. Let's get it clean. Let's get the mic pointed at it. I don't remember what... I press the salsa. Put your mic in your mouth. This is the Sid and Olivia talk shit show. Was that enough? Do you want more?

We stop. Sometimes... Sometimes I've had enough of girls. A man's got to put his foot down. Wow. Do we do a jingle for athletes' foot? Oh, that's nice. That's so close to ringworm.

Yeah, that's true. Is there another illness, scabies? Yeah, we could do. Athletes foot must be an F. Okay, right? Yeah. Sometimes you have sweaty feet. You don't have to be an athlete.

You might have a force growing on your toes for you. Yeah, and I think that's for athletes. kind of just explains what it is. It sounds like a couple little elves. It's so haunting. That's what's bad. It's like I don't, I've never got an athlete's foot,

but the biggest reason I don't want to. Okay, speak for yourself, you mean. I don't want the haunting jingle to approach me when I get it. Because it comes for you. What did you say? I say too much on this podcast. I think we both.

Have you had athletes foot? Honey, have I had athletes foot? Do it right now? Is that why you're wearing? I thought you said, do it right now. Can you get it right now? No, I've had athletes foot before. What is that like?

It's just like, Itchy. Kind of like ringworm, but it's on your toes. It's like your feet are sweaty because you've been like hiking or walking a lot. When did you both learn that ringworm was not a worm? Really recently. Yeah. Really recently.

When I found out I had it. When I found out I had it. I looked it up and they were like, now most people think ringworm is a worm, but it's not. And I was like, okay. Yeah. I think I always kind of knew it wasn't a worm. But then when I got it like a couple years ago, I, second-guessed myself and I was like oh is it from a worm is it a worm is it what like and I like kind of did like a little spiral about it but not really in like I didn't know just in a way where I was like what if I'm wrong you know what I love about this hang is there's just three girlies with ringworm yeah jamming out sometimes a ring worm

sometimes your ring worm wants to show up on your friends a wonderful way to be with your friends to have something in common with your friends we all have a fungus inside our chest. Ringworm. We got the ringworm. I like the choreography. It's like thriller kind of. See, what I chose to do for that song was sort of kind of just be like a breathless. Yeah, a percussive element to it.

Yeah, almost like an essence more than a person. I'm that song. I'm fucking obsessed with that. Yeah. And I'm thinking maybe I, should lean more into that. No, no, no, no, no, no, not like all the time, but at choice moments. Like a breathy. Like a breathy. Like being in essence instead of a person. I think that's good. Sometimes just being in the background going like, that's good, yeah. Right? It'd be fun to do

while you're crop dusting a, like a market. It'd be a great place to go if you were not invited somewhere and you went anyway. You should go to a wedding and do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. First, I've got to find a wedding I'm not invited to. Because boy, honey. Everyone wants to be Everybody wants me in their wedding. No, that's actually you. I'm going this weekend to a wedding. I'm going to a wedding. Are you?

Yes, I am. Is it on the East Coast? Yes. Mine is also in the East Coast. Where's your wedding? Vermont. No, mine's in Connecticut. We're going to be so close.

Oh, my God. Are you taking a flight tomorrow, Friday? I'm taking a flight on Friday. Oh, wait, what's your flight number? Where are you taking the flight? What time is... Can you show up? Can you pull up my house again?

So I'll be picked up from there. Are you taking an early morning flight to New York? 6 a.m. We too! Really? Wait. Wait. At L.A.X.

Yes. Wait, this is so exciting. Really? Actually. That's crazy. Really? My airline. I don't remember.

I don't either. Wait, you guys are on the same airline. Really? You have a 6 a.m. LAX? That's sick. To New York. What the hell?

Totally going to see a airport. And I'm going to New York to go to Vermont. We're going to New York. That's crazy. We need a drain to Connecticut. Really? Really? Wow.

That's huge. I'm going to die if we see you at the airport. Okay. I told you. Olivia? He does talk. I thought it was you. I thought it was you.

And then it wasn't. And then it wasn't. And it was him. I turned him off. No, he's so scary. He's always turned on. No, like, I was driving him here. What did you say?

I was driving him here. And I thought he was turned off. And then all of a sudden I just hear him going like, shh. That's tough. And I was like, don't scare me. I'm. did that. My Furby did that. Yeah, I used to have a Furby that would say phrases that it wasn't like

programmed to say. And it would speak in a deeper voice and it would tell me to make it coffee. Like it was. Did you make it? Was it a used Furby? No. And then her dad on a road trip was going kind of crazy because it kept talking in the back seat and he got out of the car and put his finger, his finger in its mouth to feed it. It's a great. It's a great road trip story. So my, so, okay, so I was a kid who I was like, I have to bring all 12th of my Furbies on every vacation. once, six hundred and six years ago. Go on. I was like, we got to bring all 12 of my Furby's on this vacation,

or I will absolutely feel empty. And my parents were like, that's good. This is good. You're giving me some sound effects. It feels Furby-esque in essence, yeah. And so, you know, the drive to Utah from L.A. is like a very long drive.

You're from Utah? No, but we would go skiing in Utah. It was really fun. But we would drive to Utah. I'd have all the Furbys in the back of the car. And by the time you get to the, the first hotel, you're just, like, so exhausted. And I was a kid, and so me and my mom and my brother were up in the room, and my dad was

unpacking the car. And one of the Furby's in the trunk was like, Furby hungry. And my dad is a very, like, he's from New Jersey, but he's also like a very, like, he can't watch ASPCA commercials, like very sensitive guy. That's sweet. He was like, oh, and put his finger in the Furby's mouth to feed it. So the Furby was like, thank you. And then all I got to feed the Furbys because he didn't want them to be sad, even though he was

Like, they're not real, but uh. Anyway. Oh, my God. I'm so excited to go on vacation now. That's so good. I'm really glad we did this. Do you like being around us? I love it.

I'm amazed it's taking this long. I know. It's actually crazy. We run into each other so often. I know, I know, like on the future on Friday at L.A. Yeah. That's going to be crazy when that happens. So organically and fun.

I'm going to look great. I'm going to look amazing. I'm going to look so alive. My best. Yeah, that's so funny. I'm actually spending my anniversary at the airport on Friday morning at 6 a. Oh my God. Can you imagine?

What are you going to do? Probably get drunk. Yeah, you got it at that point. Yeah. If you're at the airport. You're at the airport. The only two things you really need to do are get drunk and make sure you're on the plane at the right time.

I agree. Yeah. So I think probably just drink and then get on the plane. That'll be good. That's good. That's a healthy move. And we'll see you. And we'll see you.

Maybe. Speaking of seeing you. It's been a long day. without me, my friends. If the goddamn cucks in the audience, for some reason, don't know. Where to find you? Where to find you and track you down. Besides your address, I'm talking about your socials, all the stuff you fucking do.

You want my social security? Tell the people your social security and where to find you if they want to hunt you. Hello, everyone. My name is Daniel Thrasher. You can find me at Daniel Thrasher everywhere. And if you want those ringtones, they're Daniel Thrasher. Brasher.com, join my ringtone club, unlimited downloads, etc. I'm new at pitching Patreon. I've never, I don't know. Do you guys Patreon yourself?

Yeah, we pay for you. Well, we've had to, if you want to go to our Patreon. Go. It's $5 a month also and you can do it if you want to and you also do not have to. And if not, we have longer, we have longer episodes. They're unconsored and we have like other little things we do. You got to push harder. Be more aggressive. If not, no worries. Give them a threat. No, no worries. No. What if you just try a little price. Wait, hear it, hear me out.

You're not. It's not always, don't worry. You don't even have to. But I'll be the heavy. You better, you better, goddamn subscribe to your picture. I swear to God, forget mine. Go straight to theirs. What's the, what is it?

What's the Stil Olivia? Where's Stil Olivia on everything? Is it the ampersand? It can't be, right? I don't know. If it's allowed to be the ampersam, it often is. And when it's not, it's not. Is that E and E flat?

It is E and E flat. The first two notes are fur release. Yeah, it is. It's really good Do you want me to finish it or? Hey, you're good. Okay, you're okay. This is good.

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