Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Dating Girls Vs. Boys

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

This week on the big bad podcast for you, it's Becca Moore! Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon & Fourthwall! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia https://sydandolivia-shop.fourthwall.com/ Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Becca Moore https://open.spotify.com/show/6FPe10wdtaoaAJc1dNrwTE?si=884a699687fc4c7b https://www.instagram.com/becccamooore/?hl=en Chapters 00:35 | Intro 00:59 | Welcome Becca Moore! 01:11 | Lying About Height 04:29 | Troubled Exes 06:36 | Dating Women vs. Men 13:15 | Is It For The Girls? 29:23 | Finding Becca Moore A New Situationship 45:00 | Poly Relationships 49:39 | Who Would Be In Your Polycule? 54:03 | Check Out Becca! This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'll be on a first date with a girl and I'll be like, so how did your last relationship end? And they'll be like, I cheated on her a couple of times. But, and I'll be like, but, yeah. You guys just didn't get along. You weren't viving that day. Like, I'm totally on your side. And they'll be like, yeah, I have like 20, like, enemies. I'm like, I'm getting canceled right now.

And I'm like, but I love you. That's okay, you're just a girl. You're just like me. You're just a girl's girl. I know, literally. And then a guy will be like, yeah, we grew apart and like it was like the sad breakup. up and all of this stuff and I'll be like, ew, that's fucking disgusting. I don't trust you at all. Welcome to the big bad podcast for you. I'm the Sid one. I'm the Olivia one and this is

Sid and Olivia Talk. The podcast at you. Today we have a very special other one who we've had on the podcast before. Very exciting. Friend of the pod. Friend of the pod. We have Becca Moore in the studio. Hi. Wait, I'm so excited to be here again. Except, like, this is the first time we've ever like met in person. Yeah. I know what's insane. And what did you think height-wise? Were you confused? No, you guys are exactly what I imagined. Like in every sense of the word. I thought you were going to be my exact height. Really? Yeah. Do I feel shorter? You're shorter than I can't. Are we the same height? I don't know. Me and you?

Yeah, I don't know. I can't, because I'm a little shorter than you. You want to check? Yeah, should we check really quick? Yeah, let's do. I mean, we both kind of... I do have a little bit of a heel, but it's not... How tall are you? I'm five, five and a half. I'm five four and a half. I'm five four and a half. I'm five four and a half. Okay. Okay. Are we the same? I'm 5.4.5. So probably. Sometimes I used to say it was 5.3 to be like cuter, but it's not. I say I'm 5.5 because I get so tired of saying I'm 5.4 and a half to people. Yeah. And then if you're on a date and you feel bad if like, like, you made yourself seem shorter and then they're kind of your height.

There have been guys I've dated where I just gave, I just stopped wearing heels. Oh, I know. Same thing. And you don't have to, but I just, I know. But it's something like I kind of like it too. Like I want to be shorter than I like being small. and that's okay and it's okay if you don't you know what I mean I'm almost 5-7 wait that's awesome but like you're like sexy sexy

so I just go like this is fine you're so sexy model hot legs sexy legs oh you know don't do this oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my heart it's cute to be tall

I dated someone who told me that they were 58 and then one time we were playing with a tape measure and I was like wait measure me Okay, wait a second, go back. Playing with a tape measure? In what context were you playing with a tape measure? I wish I had the background. So one day we were playing with the tape measure.

I was going to say also, like, the gender of the person does really change the story a lot. Like. Okay, so you were playing with a tape measure. I don't have any more background. I have no idea why we were playing with a tape measure. That's what we were doing. And I was like, measure me. I want to see if I'm 5, 3, 5.4.

So I got measured. I was 5.4. And I was like, okay, let's measure you. And they were like, oh, I don't, yeah, let's do it, do it, do it, do it. And then I realized in that moment they were not 5'8, they were doing 5'6. But I was like, yep, 5'8. I like lied to them too. Oh, that's not nice.

I was a sweet girl. Honestly, that was the nicest thing about that. That is really sweet. That's just one thing I've ever done. And that is nice thing I've ever done. And was it Ace from Love Island? Who's A's Ace? No, I'm not watching it.

Ace from Love Island, U.S. on the last season. was like very much so being like, I'm 510, I'm 5'10. He kept saying it. No. And then everyone was like, I think you're 5, 6. No. He is. I feel like you just have to lie about that.

Wait, I love that you have a screen. I need a bigger budget for my podcast. I know. I know. It's so nice. Like, like Ace and the girl he's standing next to you, right? I think he's standing next to Shelley there or like down where they're devout. Yeah, right there.

And Shelley's teeny tiny. She is very small. She is wearing heels, but she's, you know. I'm like that my entire body feels something about it. Not 510. No, I don't like that. And that's okay. And I was going to say, and we love him.

And I was like, actually, I don't love him. I don't like that. I don't like running short, no offense. But that has nothing to do with his height. Yeah, height is the first thing that comes up when you type in Ace from Love Island. And then real name is the second. But he does have his name, ace tattooed on himself. What?

Yeah, on his back. Wait, what? Like a little name tag for himself. Except huge on his back. Yep. I want to do that Becca. Yeah, just like, huge. I had an ex who, years after.

we broke up, had another breakup, and then publicly posted a tattoo on his arm that's a heart that says me. That is so me, dude. I'm going to start doing shit like that. People are probably like, yay. Didn't he get me on one arm and something else on the? I don't know. People came to me with it because I like purposefully stay away.

But people were like, dude. Like when you have enough like troubled exes, people like flock to you and go like, I found something out. And you're like, I don't necessarily. I don't, it's not good for me to know. Well, it is good if it's good. If it's like something crazy that they're doing. It's funny.

If it's funny, but if it's like, oh my God, I hate that feeling. Since the last time we spoke to you. Oh my God, so much has changed. You live here? I was dating like a crazy. Yeah, I live here now. Well, I was dating you. I was dating like another crazy person.

I was dating the hockey guy or something. I was going through like something crazy. And I remember being like feeling like a dead, like a shell of myself. I was like, hey guys. I remember that. we talked about your your restaurant boyfriend of the past which one you're the one from the restaurant from when you were a teenager when i was a pizza place yeah the bad one when i was a pizza place yeah when i was a bad it's random because i was just talking to my friend about this like it's funny to say that he was bad but like looking back that was like the healthiest relationship isn't that awful when that happens he wasn't even like he wasn't like manipulating me he was just like we're just dating he just was way too old to be dating teenager but that's other than that i didn't fight i literally related It's so hard.

I'm like, sometimes I'm like, should we get back to get? No, it's near. I was way too old to be doing a teenager, but we didn't fight. We never fought. It was very nice to. I really was so weird. Because there was nothing to talk about, to be honest. All we did was just sit there and watch TV.

How can you fight when you have nothing to talk about? Nothing to talk about, nothing to fight about. And that's actually a really good message. And that's beautiful. Okay. So everyone. There you go. Just state someone way older than you, you'll never argue.

But since the last time we talked to you, you now are also. dating women. And how has that been for you? Do you are you loving it? In general. I will say like across the board, like obviously crazy some things crazy other than that. Like it's more fun to go in first dates with girls. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's fun because like you're like best friends already. Yeah. And I just feel like there's like a level of them like understanding you and with men. And then I've been on dates with both women and men since we broke.

up or I went through a breakup with my first girlfriend. And it's just like they're going on dates with men now. I'm like, so I have something to tell you. I'm by. And then watching their reaction is just so like jarring every time. Do they fetishize it or do they hate it? It depends. Like it's almost like you you don't want them to like it too much, but you don't want them to like be like, okay. You want them to be like same. Okay. Yeah. Or they like question you. They'll start being like And so how many girlfriends have you had? Yeah, yeah. They'll be like, so is that like one guy?

I think I'm just thinking about this one guy. Like I went on a date with the first date I've been on since my breakup. It was like three or four months ago. And I go on the date. I'm so nervous. Everyone's like it's going to be completely fine. Like he's not going to care that you dated a girl before this. Like it's going to be fine.

I show up and he talks about him. He didn't ask me a single question. The only- I saw your video about that. It's so funny. He asked me a single question. So then I was like, okay, obviously I know I'm not going to date this guy, but I'm going to test like coming out to like a straight like Venice guy.

Oh, I'm so sorry. It was a Venice guy. I know. I know. He was hot, but other than that. So he was like, he was like so he was telling me in depth all about his last relationship. And then I was like, I think I should interject at some point just to test it. So I was like, so my last relationship and like I could tell.

I didn't, I was so scared. And I was like, it was with a woman. And he was like, he flinched. And then he was like, a woman. Okay. Is that something that you're ever going to explore again? Or like, what's going to happen with that? I was like, I don't know.

Well, it really fucking depends, doesn't it? And literally before this, I could tell that he was like falling in love with me because I wasn't talking about myself. And he was just, I just kept being like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. You went to this school. That's so Venice, finance, bro. I know.

And then when I said that, I saw him, like, calculating in his brain. He was like, oh, God, this is the thing. that's like quote unquote wrong with her and yeah but then he got back in love with me after i was just like listening to him again he didn't ask any other questions besides are you going to explore that and then at the end of the night he was like can i kiss you and i said no and so yeah i love him though other than that i love him i love him like i love us or like that that yeah wow and he texted me after that after i don't even think he knows my first name and i'm being so for real no i doesn't know that i like i made like 20 tic talks about that date and i don't think he would ever know that i have a

like ever. That's genius. Doesn't know anything. And he texted me like twice being like, I don't know how I'm going to top that first date. Like that was one of the best dates I've ever met on. Dude. You should recommend him to a therapist and say, you should date this girl. Yeah. Because, yeah.

You should like go out with this girl to an office or something. You should do like an office date with like no food and just sitting. That would be like really sick. I love it. You get to talk about yourself the whole time. The whole time. Yeah. So, yeah.

That was my first date back in. that game. Do you think there's like, I think that, okay, I guess the question is, when you go on a date with a man versus a woman, do you feel like you have different deal breakers? Like, is there something a man could do that would make you be like, absolutely not? And a woman could do it and you're like, that's fine. You should say anything. Anything and everything. Literally everything. Like a girl, I'll be on a first date with a girl and I'll be like, so how did your last relationship end? And they'll be like, I cheated on her a couple times. But, and I'll be like, but, yeah. You guys just didn't. get along you weren't viving that day like i'm totally on your side and they'll be like yeah i have

like 20 like enemies i have like i'm getting canceled right now and i'm like but i love you like it's okay you're just a girl you're just like you're just a girl's girl i know literally and then a guy will be like yeah i we grew apart and like it was like the sad breakup and all of the stuff and i'll be like ew that's fucking disgusting i don't trust you at all so yeah yeah there's definitely a double Not a devil's standard or a double standard there. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's fine. I've been on a date with a man who tried to get me into crypto and it made me dry. And then I've been on a date with a woman who tried to get me into crypto and I was like, okay, girl boss.

Okay, girl boss. I was like, okay, girl boss. Okay, you're fucking sick. And she was like, crypto, would you like to get into this? Because I can also get you into an MLM. And I was like, fucking girl boss. That's funny. I was like, okay, sick.

Like if a guy doesn't have a job, I'm like, that's your sociopath. I'm going to text your mom. But if a girl doesn't, I'm like, oh, I'm vacay. Like, break. Oh, honey, that's okay. Like, read a break. Love yourself. Remember the, what is it?

The, like, was it the North Hollywood or Silver Lake Arts and Crafts Witch community? North Hollywood. North Hollywood? Yeah. For a while, I lived in North Hollywood for a while. And I was on dating apps. And every girl I matched with on a dating app was always like. She was always a witch.

Always a witch. What? And always do arts and crafts. And when Sid would go, oh, so what do you do? She would be like, arts and crafts. I was like, no, what do you do? She's like, arts and crafts. What?

That's a job for a girl, though. I mean, like, I fucking love that. No, totally. And for money? So I'm jealous. So I'm jealous because I just want to be doing arts and crafts. And for money, I'm a witch. I was like, right.

And it happened so many times that I was like, what's happening? I will be honest. Like an Etsy witch? No, no, just all these women who were like, oh, I'm about. to do like a moon, a full moon sacrifice if you want to come. And I'd be like, I don't know what that is. And I don't like, I think I might be a witch on accident. My friend keeps making me do this. Okay. I really, like, if I did meet a guy and he was like, I'm a witch and I've been doing arts and crafts, I actually would be interested. Me too. Because it's so crazy. Like, it is so insane if that was a guy, that I'd be like, well, I don't know more.

You know what I mean? Can a guy be a witch, though? Is there another word for him? He can be a warlock. What? You guys said it. At the same time, like, it was a normal thing. Give me a warlock. I need a warlock. Yeah. Okay. Becca's looking for a warlock.

I'm looking for a warlock. God, for me. Holy shit. We do have a fun. We have a couple of fun games for a year. Yeah. We need some games. Okay, wait.

Okay. So you do very famously a thing on your TikTok where you say that. Me nodding already. Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. Yeah. I do.

I do. Yeah. You talk about if things are for the girls. Or they're not for the girls. Or things boys are not allowed to have. Yes. Stuff like silverware. Yes.

Blankets. Yeah. Blankets. Blankets. Okay. So we're going to be doing a segment called Is it for the girls? We're going to list some things.

And we're just going to decide, is it for the girls? Is it for the guys? Is it for everyone? Is it for the non-binary? Is it for no one? Okay. It's, is it for the girls? Music.

Good. Okay. Becca, are you ready? Is it for the girls? Air friars. Yeah, that's fine. It's fine. Where do you think it lies?

Definitely not for men. Okay. They should not be air frying. Like, they can go outside and, like, beat up a cow or something and eat it. That's fair. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. That's, a man should not have that device in their home.

Yeah. That's insane. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. No. Okay. They should grill things or, like, kill it with their bare hands. Okay.

That's fair. That's fair. Or a combination of bone. Or a combination. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So a men's kitchen should just be a station. They shouldn't have a kitchen. No kitchen.

But I do. Well, then I'm like. It's just outside. Women's right. Like, women shouldn't be in the kitchen either. Like, I don't know. How about kitchens are for nobody? Nobody gets the kitchen. Nobody gets to cook. No one. No one gets to cook. Don't even think about it. Okay, great. What about a mug? Why would a guy put in that? What are they drinking like that? No, no, no. Right. No.

That's so girly. That's so good. My handle? Like, yeah, right. That was my thought. My thought was that a handle is for girls. Yeah. I always do this when I pick up a mug and I don't mean to, but my hand just does it.

Yeah. I just lift my pinky up. Yeah. I don't know why. And that's so cute and awesome. Mugs are for girls because how else are you going to do this? Yeah. How else are you going to get so much lipstick on it?

And it's cute and we do it. No, hell no. So cute. And this looks like like, like, so. someone's stepmom has this cup. It really does. But it is cute. Like you could,

that's so aesthetic. You could post it in a photo dump on Instagram and people would be like, yes. You could sell that and someone would buy it. You could sell that and someone would buy it. You could put a cigarette inside. Yes.

Like that's something. I like that. Oh my God, sexy. Okay, so mugs are for girls. And then boys can drink out of what? A trough? Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.

I don't think they should have running water anyway. Oh, yeah, that was on your list. Yeah. You don't think men should have worked. Yeah, that was on the list. Oh, no. You're fine. You're fine.

Okay, door handles. Are door handles for girls or for guys? Or for non-binary people? Well, non-binary is that you guys can have whatever you want. Okay, so across the board, if you're non-binary, you can have any of these things if you want it. You can just like pick, whatever. Just like there's been enough. Pick and chew.

There's been enough hardships. Right, you're good. Have your door handles. Especially right now. Yeah. Have your door handles. I just think doors in general, that's like a little bit girly to me. So I don't think not only should they not have a door knob, but.

a door, really? I feel like if you're going to have them have a door, they got to, like, football it down with their body, right? Right. Well, yeah, that and I just don't think, like, shelter-wise, like, it's hard for me to be, like, you can have, like, drywall and a roof barely. Well, you have to have drywall because otherwise, what are you going to punch? Right.

If I'm getting down to my most base self. Yeah. That was so funny. My thought is, like, if you have a door, what are you hiding? Whoa. Literally. Or windows. I'm like, what do you need to see outside?

You're good. You just need a sheet of drywall standing up. You're good. For your anger and that's it. Get a tent. Get a tent, honey. Oh, yeah. Movies.

Are movies for girls or for guys? I think that's for girls as well. Yeah. All movies. Yeah. I don't know why I'm looking up there. Like, there's going to be a movie on that. I'm just looking up the word movies.

What is movie? Yeah, those are for girls. And then what can guys have for the... instead. The equivalent. Silence. Oh, that's good. That's good.

That's good. Your own thought. It just says the movie. Yeah, yeah. They can have silence. They need to reflect on their own lives. Like, you're good. You don't even go to watch someone else.

Oh, I already know the answer to this. Next one. Citrus. What the hell? Why would that even be honest? That is so obvious. I'm going to be totally honest with you. It's because I had just bought a bunch of citrus.

Yeah. Like men's food is like dairy meat. Girl's food, anything else you want. Also, you can have dairy meat if you want, but you don't have to, not at all. I don't know if a man has ever said the word palmello. Or Clementine. Pamelo. Yeah.

Key lime. Wow. Yeah. Blood orange. Any colors in general. So like. Yeah, they can't have colors. Yeah.

And that should be an umbrella statement. Like color, no. Don't even think about it. Right, right, right. And most citrus are a color. Yeah. It's hard to find a black. It is hard to find a black in my citrus.

If it's moldy enough. Yeah. And that's fine. Then you can have that. So that is true. Yes. What about the zoo? That's fine.

Men can. I honestly, that makes sense. Yeah. That's fine. Men can have the zoo. There's like things in cages. Yeah. It's like their vibe for sure.

I mean, I think honestly, I think the zoo is for children. Yeah. And I think that if you're an adult, you can't have the zoo. I actually think, yeah. I think when when do people get like, what age do you think people get too sensitive for the zoo? Yeah. Because are you guys too sensitive for the zoo now? Do you feel bad for the animals?

Yeah. Absolutely. Me too. Like you grow up and you go, but I don't, but maybe, maybe some men won't have that sense of it. That's what I'm saying. That's fine. They can go there. They can go there. Well, yeah. And then there's the, there's the, um, San Diego, um, wild animal park. Yeah, wild animal park. That's for everyone. I love a wild animal park. What's that? I want to go to that. It's like, it's like, it's like, they're wandering and you get to go through it. It's like, they're like, they're like, um. Well, that's how they market all of them. They're like, we're rescuing. Yeah. I'm pretty sure the wild animal park. is like, yeah, more... Fine, I believe it.

It looks like... I will say when I was a little kid at the San Diego Wild Animal Park, there was something called Roar and Snore. And we had this, like, father-daughter. It was like father-daughter girl scouts, except it had a name that is now very cancelable. Because it was just like appropriating indigenous...

It's called dads and daughters sleep together. Sleep together at the zoo. Yeah. And it was called Indian princesses. Which is like, guys. The theme was like, hang out with your dads, but also choose your tribe name. I don't know if we do that part.

But we did, yeah, we got to sleep at, we all got to sleep in tents at the zoo. And truly, fucking loved that. I have tried to do that as an adult in the wild animal park. Ror and snar? Yeah, but it's so expensive. Roan snore. Fuchs. But I have tried to do that.

I haven't done it as an adult. But maybe we do, maybe we get blasted and we do Roan Snar. Yeah, I mean, listen, we would have to make a go-fund me to do that. A go-fun. Aren't you scared of the animals will come get you? No. They're all in their, they're a moment. They have their little habitus.

I'm also kind of like, I don't know, if an animal attacks me, maybe I deserve it. That's fair. That's fair. It's a vibe. I feel like they go off a vibe. Maybe I just deserve it. I trust them. What about Christmas?

Are you kidding me? No, I'm sorry. Holidays in general. No, no, no, no, no, no. Christmas is for women. Yes, holidays, yeah. Is there a holiday that's not for women? Is there a holiday for men?

Labor Day. Labor Day. Labor Day. Labor Day. What about Cayu's dad? Oh, yeah. Kiyu's dad. So the famous cartoon, Kiyu of the movie. So Kiyu's dad is a lesbian woman. I believe is a lesbian woman. Wait, I think I'm in love with Kaui's dad. I think I saw a talk about this.

Kau's parents are a lesbian couple. But Kiyu's dad, no. But Kau? Okay. But like, no, but like, canonically know, but like in real life, of course. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like that's Kiyu's dad. Yes. I'm in love. I love you. I love you. Can we see Kiyu's parents together? That is so my type of lesbian. Hell yeah. They're really cute. Men don't dress like that anymore. Come on.

Look at how cute they. Look at it's cute little red loafers. Yeah. They're like colored coordinated. Yeah. Like Christmas. Yep. That's cute.

They can have Christmas. That's fun. Yeah. They're adorable. So Kyu's dad is for the lesbian community. Yeah. I'll say it. That is a lesbian woman.

Yeah. 100%. What about hard drugs? Yeah. That's fine. Men, if you're watching this, good news, you can have hard drugs. And drywall. And labor day.

What about the White House? Oh, my God. Right now, the vibe, yeah, that's for men. But in general, probably not. That should not be a thing. It should be, this is just the craziest. Who is the White House for? Here's what I'm going to say.

Yeah. I think the White House is for a small horse. Oh, wow. You know how? Do you think this country would be fixed if the president was just a small horse? Yes, I do. If it was a mini horse. Yes, I do.

I don't disagree. The horse from Parks and Rec, remember that? Yes, Little Sebastian should be our president. No, I truly think that, you know, when you have a town that has a mayor that is a dog or horse? And they're always the happiest. They're the happiest. They're the happiest town. They never go to war.

Never war. And most towns go to war. Most towns are always in war. And so I think if we had just like a little war. Most towns are always in war. I will say we could, but we don't have to get into the whole fucking controversy there. What about war with the country? controversy about the Idaho

dog mayor. Oh, it's homophobic. What? The Idaho doll mayor. You guys keep saying the craziest sentences, like the craziest segways, and then it somehow wraps up in the end, and it makes sense. But right now I'm very surprised. This is what happens when you spend too much time with someone. So the mayor of Idaweild,

who I will say is fucking a dorker. That is a, but that dogs are a Republican. So... Yeah. I can tell. Yeah, so unfortunately... Mayor Max goes to all of the events in Idlewild, but like, doesn't go to the pride parade. Are you fucking kidding me?

But if you see Mayor Max's owners, it like clocks immediately. Yeah, that dog's the Republic. Like you see the owners. I really feel like golden retrievers, those are Republicans. Can we, can we see the owners? Can you look at Mayor Max owners? Because they'll, once you see their faces, you'll be like bright, right. It's also been a long line of Mayor Max is.

Like, what do you make a long? It's a monarch. It's a monarch. It's a monarchy. It's a monarchy and it's a different dog. And the dogs will replace each other. and they're all Maxes and they're all mayor. Maxes and they're all golden retrievers.

What is he the mayor of? What town is Idaho. Idaho. Which is a great town, I will say. No wars at the town. No wars. I'm sure they don't have wars. They have Astro Camp.

They have Idaho Wild Arts boarding school. And they have no wars. Yeah, that one. Yeah, those are, yeah. They're not going to pride. Yeah. They don't go to pride. That is the most.

But our friend did interview the dog and asked how the dog feels about. And what did he say? What did he say? The dog just sort of like was stoked to be there and the owner's flinched. That is so mad. Yeah. So, so and then, you know, I guess there are also the controversy of it becomes like, yes, the dog was not. No one voted for the dog.

It wasn't an elected official. It was a, it's a monarchy. It should be like a vote thing. Like two dogs go against each other. Yeah. And it turns into kind of a nepotism thing where it's like the dog has a baby dog also named Max. Are you kidding me? Wait.

They're all named. Matt? Yeah, they're always Mayor Max. This is like Ace having Ace tattooed on his best. Yes, yes. And, and this, yeah, the dogs are running out of while. Oh, he ate three ties in a month, though. I will, I will say I love that shit. Yeah, it's pretty sick. That honestly, like, I'm down for Mayor Matt. I wish more. I love Mayor Max. I just wish his owners would let him be himself a little bit more. Because I don't believe that he doesn't want to go to the break. I don't think he's just look at the tie. That is so 2011. I really don't think he was a tie in a fiddle. He was a tie in a fiddle. Dora, this guy wants to go to the pride parade. He's fine. That guy. Yeah. He's a gem.

He's gay for sure. Oh my God. That's what it is. Yeah. That's what it is. Okay. So Mayor Max belongs in the White House except we need to get rid of the owners. Right.

Absolutely. Okay. Is face bank for the girls? Oh, face bank. So face bank is our new thing on this podcast. It's the worst thing you'll ever see. Like that one guy? So it's almost like that except it's this.

So it's the worst thing you'll ever see and it is my celebrity crush. Okay. What the hell is that? This is FaceBank. It's, it's, I feel like I'm high right now. It's 10 a. It's God's worst creation. It's basically like.

What the hell is that? Is that real? Yeah. It's real. We've been pining after it. I've been obsessed with this since I was in high school. And we've been trying to get one. It's essentially like.

You have a crush on that thing? Yeah, because it's haunted. It's like the worst thing in the world. It's like, um, what shape is that? That's a, well, I don't know. It's, it's, it's some shape. I feel like I'm on mushrooms right now. It's really bad.

The biggest issue is it eats coins, but it doesn't like it. No, it hates it. It spits out the coins. And it tries to constantly vomit the coins and then the person shoves it in. Like, look, this animal is not eating this coin and then this person is going to force it. I love that you called it an animal. It's an animal. Okay.

You have a crush on it? It looks like a little bit of a capuchin monkey. It's awful. It does look like a little bit of a capuchin monkey. Yeah, it's the worst thing I've ever seen. It has two little holes for a nose. Or do they make more of these or is it a one-time thing? I don't know.

Well, yeah, they... Oh, $1.399. And Amazon. Yeah, it's truly upsetting that we don't have at least four or five of them. I know, I know. I feel like if anyone wants to send us some face banks, listen, I will love you forever. So do you think this is for the girls? That's for girls, for sure.

That is like a man would do some weird things to that. That's so true. So that's the first time I saw this, I was like, I think somebody would put their dick in that. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah. But you'd have to have a dick the size of a quarter. And they do. And somebody does.

That's true. That's true. someone does I mean listen this this guy is is that man petting it yeah I think he just pet the face bank I want to get you one of these

I want to get myself one of these yeah isn't it so bad it just chews on the coin and pretends it's going to swallow it and then they have to jam it out there are two people there you know those videos those TikToks that are like the trip babysitter or something they're on psychedelics

and they're like you should use these on your friend that's tripping on something like POD. I'm your trip sitter. Yeah. I have the face bank. Look at the face bank. Yeah. Oh, God. Imagine that when you're on like acid. I would love to bring a face bank around with me everywhere. And then when I find out someone's on acid, I just bring it out. Pretend it's not there. Yeah. I love a face bank. And you like don't tell them about it before. You're just like, wait, look at this. What the actual fuck are you talking about? There's not there. What? There's no face on it. Yeah. You're crazy. It's so beautiful. And they have a UK stock. Are these made in the UK. I'd be like, I want to introduce you to my boyfriend. And then it would just have that

many views. How did you find it? It has 2000 views. I was, I found face bank in high school when 2008, 2008 unboxing. I found, they're old. I found face bank. You wear China Fakes. And then I re-remembered Face Bank this year recently and I started obsessing over it. And now we just talk about it on the, or is it? How come you haven't just done it? How come you haven't gotten this yet? We haven't on this yet. There's one that sings. Oh my God, it sings. That's so much more. upsetting. It sings while it's eating. Oh, it's a musical face bank. It sings while it's eating. Yeah, I think so. Oh, fuck me. Now we're getting too crazy. No, this is upsetting. Okay. What does it sing? What could it possibly say? Designs. Skin like texture. No things. Yeah, I don't want that. Fucking no thanks. I don't want that at all.

Skin like texture. Wow. Okay, so that was that segment. The face-fing segment. Play the music. Cut the music. Cut the music. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. I don't like that at all. Oh, long Furby. Oh, no. Of course the Long Furby account would know face bank. That makes sense. But it was vomiting like a feather? It was vomiting one of those little guys. I'm upset. Okay. I love that. So now that you're out of your very public relationship, are you single? Are you dating? Very, very single. If you know anyone that I would be down for a witch or warlock. We do know some people. Really? Like in real life? We know some witches. some people and I think that we would like to jump into it. Oh my God, really? Yeah. We would like to help you find a new situation ship. Yeah.

Oh yeah. That's what I want. Yeah. So let's find Becca Moore her new situation. Play music. They did not warn me. This is going to be sick. Got the music.

Okay. So here's how it's going to work. Yeah. We're going to give you two options. Okay. You're going to pick one of the options to move forward. We're going to talk about like why exactly. Yeah.

It's going to be like a bracket. Okay. And then we'll move on to the next person. We'll find who is the right situation. situation chip for you. Perfect. So your first two choices. Yeah. And we know all these people. In real life? In real life? No, in real life. We're like good friends with all these people in real life. So our first two options are Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch. And a sandwich bag of potato chips. Whoa, that's hard. Wait, show me what Peekly looks like. Not that. I'm not choosing that. You don't want Pleakley? No, no, not at all. That's the scariest thing I've ever seen. Wait, you don't want Pleakley? No. Wait. Ew. I just know he would be so condescending on a day. No, he's so sweet. No, he would be like, he does do drag. So look, I think that women should vote, but. No, Pleakley is such an ally.

What is a drag? Yes, yeah, Plinkly does drag. Famously do drag. Okay, I just didn't like the costume he was in, like, the outfit. Yeah, the army costumes hard, I guess. Plinkly does drag, and Plinkly's also just kind of like a sweetheart. I don't know. I hate Plikley. I still don't like the fingers. That's so allowed. Absolutely not. No, no, no. Okay, so then you're going to go with a sandwich bag of potato chips. Absolutely. I'll go with that. Okay. Great, great, great. Okay.

I would love that as my situation ship. Now you're going to go with either a sandwich bag of potato chips. Let's see what it looks like. Okay. That makes sense. This is none of these things are a sandwich bag. Yes. These are all just regular.

These are all just regular labeled bags. So a sandwich bag of potato chips or Duane the Rock Johnson. Duane. Okay, great. Okay. Okay. And why would Dwayne the Rock Johnson be a good situation chip for you? Um, over a bag.

Well, not a relationship. because you know all you'd be talking about, okay, I hate this guy. Like, I can tell that we would not get along on a brief date, but I would definitely make out with him in the bathroom. Okay, that's, and that's what a situation is all about. Yeah, it's a situation ship. Yeah. Like, I text him on Friday night and I'm like, where are you? And he'll be like, I'm working. And I'll be like that's hot. Right. Right. And you met his mom. I met his mom at a Hawaiian restaurant. She would be at a Hawaiian restaurant. I know. What does she look like? Is she cute? I was at a restaurant and she, um, walked out. No, it was, you know what it was? It was like a

random, like, vegetarian restaurant. And I said, and I said, this looks, no, it was like a vegetarian place. And I was like, this looks so much like a restaurant that would be in Hawaii because it just like had a vibe of like, in Hawaii. It just had this vibe of like a restaurant that would be in Hawaii. I believe it was great. Oh, she's cute. I was, yeah, she's great.

They look alike. In this restaurant with my friend and we were doing this bit, you order on like an iPad or something or like a screen. And we were doing this bit where we kept like clicking on each other's order and like, adding more ketchup more ketchup and shit and then this woman walked behind me and started doing it on my screen and she was like I wanted to be a part of it and I was like I love that and she was like my son would love this this is my son and then showed me a picture of Dwayne the Rock Johnson's you just know she loves pulling that card ever she is she's like look at my son yeah I was like

fair and then you guys sat down you were like there's no way and then we looked up Dwayne the Rock Johnson's mom and we're like that's her she is what the hell I want to put ketchup on my order yeah oh she was Super cute. She looks exactly alike. Yeah. It looked the same. Shout out to Ada Johnson. Well, tell her that I'm interested in being in a situation with her son. Yeah, absolutely.

I'll tell her next time I go to that vegetarian restaurant. Okay, so now Dwayne the pig from Peppa the pig. Who the hell is Daddy Pig? Oh, yeah. Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig. He's 50 tall. Why the hell would I choose? Him or Dwayne? Well, he's very tall and he's British. Oh, okay. He's 15 feet tall.

I think I have to do Dwayne still Okay, okay But he can hover He needs to shave But he can hover over the ground like this He doesn't need to shave Yeah he can fly, that's true Daddy Pig

We love you Daddy Pig Daddy Pig gets fit Is the worst book Daddy Pig gets fit I used to send One of my exes While I was still dating him I would send him

I would just get him like weird shit from Amazon And have it delivered Just like as a bit And Daddy Pig gets fit Was a book I sent him And the whole the whole fucking book is just fat-shaming daddy-pig.

And it's like, Daddy-Pig keeps being like, no, no, no, my tummy is all muscle. That's why it's so hard. And everyone's like, no, Daddy-Pig. You need, you are too, you are too big. You need to lose weight. And it's like, I think that we need to literally calm down. Well, the front of this book also says first words with Peppa Pig, which means that some of your first words could be patched. Fat-shaveny.

Yeah, and that's problematic. No. Yeah, for Daddy-Pig. your first words being fat shaming and I'm too big too big yeah also like I don't love him repeating the concept that his his stomach is all hard but imagine a little kid like a baby yeah her first words being daddy pig stomach is all muscle yeah I mean that's true that would be sick that would be sick I would love if my baby's first words were that yeah okay but okay so not daddy pig so what about dwayne the rock Johnson or mommy pig now mommy pig is right there and she's looking at daddy pig

lovingly. But she could be single. Yeah. I don't know. I think I would still shoot. I don't think I'm into the pig thing. I don't understand. Yeah. Also, do their faces look like hair dryer? 100%. Their faces are the worst faces. I got to be honest. I can't stand the way. Who drew that? Like, that doesn't, like the nose should not be a, it's like if your nose was by your eyes. I cannot stand the way they're drawn. Would love to be drawn that way. Okay. I would love my nose to be next to my eyes. If you're, if you're one of our artists from our Patreon, Sid wants to be drawn as a Peppa Pig character. I would love my...

No, I do not like this. Wait, can we look at that realistic one that where it's just skin? Yeah. Oh my God, that's a dick. We're looking at a dick and ball, Sydney. I'm gay for sure. Okay, sorry. I thought it was just like skin.

Ew. Okay. Sydney, that's a dick and ball. I do you like I'm high right now. All of these images I'm about to see. Okay, wait. So, okay, yes. So the idea is the Peppa Pig's faces are very close to.

to a dick and balls. That's a dick and balls. And if anyone has any other take, I disagree with their take. Is that on purpose? It's fucking got to be. If it's not, what are you doing? Who would draw a pig like that? And they're pink too.

Peppa pig without a face. Wait, that's actually on my list of things now is Peppa Pig without a face. Oh, look at amino apps. That thing. Penis Peppa Pig cult. What is that? Oh, yeah. It's like handsome Peppa Pig.

That's like handsome Squidward. Oh, my God. penis it just says penis okay so you don't want this guy no I don't think so okay so I guess you're not into the peppa pig I would take this guy over daddy pig though yeah that guy I mean this one like the more I look at it I'm getting used to it

and I'm like yeah do you want to pick this over the rock actually maybe that penis one okay let's go so penis penis pig handsome penis pig or chlorox wipes oh I don't even Like, how would you even be in a situation ship with the chlorox wipes? Ow. Well, that sounds like it hurts.

I feel like that's going to poison you. I think penis. Yeah, penis pig. Yeah. But it disinfects 99.9% of virus. And then you have like a yeast infection for like a month. Yeah, you got to have some disinfects. Well.

Your yeast infection. That's true. I mean, yeah. Wait, that's such a good point. Think about it. All of a sudden, I'm like getting turned out. Wait a minute. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Think about it. I'm doing penis. Crisp lemon scent bleach free. Crisp lemon scent. And it's bleach free. I would like to be in a situation ship with a bunch of bleach. Yeah. So that's going to have to pass on this one. Okay, great. Okay. So we're going to stay with handsome penis pig.

Yes. Okay. Handsome penis pig or the concept of independence. Oh, wow. The concept, I would 100% that independent. Yeah, the concept of independence. Okay. But have you thought about... It's just like the declaration of it. Have you thought about the fact that the concept of independence would be an avoidant in

a relationship. Whoa. Yeah, that's hot for a situation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do think that the concept of independence, because in a situation ship, the one thing you know for sure is that your heart's going to get fucking shattered, right? Like situationships is like, you know you're going to be like, what the actual fuck and we didn't even date? So yeah, if the concept of independence is going to make you feel that way. Hell yeah. And then you move on from independence and then you find your codependence. Right. And there you go. And then you real life date codependence. You have a situation ship with independence.

Independence is like the thing that's in the back of your mind. Every relationship that you're in, you're like, I could go back to independence one day. And isn't that just objectively true? It's just the truth. Right, right. You're always just being like, oh, remember my feeling with independence? Yep. Okay.

Your situation ship with independence, that's where we're at right now. Would you either be in a situation ship with the concept of independence or a Polly Trader Joe's employee? Oh, my. Poly Trader Joe's every day. Nice. Yeah. I just want to know what's, going on. Like, I want to know. I want the tea. I want the drama. I want the fights. I want the

texts. I want the texting. I want the sub tweets. I want the Instagram stories that are only for me, but I'm pretending to like the other person too. Yeah. Do you ever go to Trader Joe's and see Trader Joe's employees talking to each other and you're like, oh, something's going on at this Trader Joe's. Oh, like they're going to Chatur Joe's and I start feeling like I'm in their polycule. Yeah. You guys like me. I know. I do wonder if that's a training thing. I wonder if if they're told, like, invite everyone into your polycule. Or if they just if they just hire people who are really seeking that's a polycule.

That's a polycule. Every time I leave Trader Joe's, I leave being like, I am the hottest person I've ever seen. Seriously. Everyone loves me in this Trader Joe's retina. They are just sweetie pie. They're so sweet. I love to see like a fucking bitch traitor and joy.

Wouldn't it be a hot? They were like behind the scenes like kind of like a dick like in bed though. They're evil in bed but they're like so sweet right after. And then you're like, whoa. Yeah, you're like, and they give you some soft and juicy dried mango. Yes. Right, right. That's aftercare.

Aftercare. The aftercare of soft and juicy mango. Oh, yeah. I want one now. I'm going to like that. Because Trader Joe's is a place that has famously nice employees that kind of all want to fuck you. Very. We should make a grocery store that has famously mean employees that all think you're physically disgusting.

Like a dicks kind of. Yeah. Or just like whole food. Yeah. She's being like you're just. Probably heroin. Airwine. Airone.

Airone, that's Airwine. I don't think I've ever bought anything from an Airwine. I've walked into an Arawan, but no, I have not. I've had, I'll have Aeroon if someone else is like, I'm ordering Aeroon for everyone. Yeah, I went the other day. Actually, I went two weeks ago in the guy from Pretty Little Liars. We were in line for the hot bar at the same time. Like teacher?

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He's like one of the main guys in that show throughout the entire series. I don't know if you, I can't remember. but I just knew him from pretty little liars and then from like this Kyle X, Y, Z thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Kyle X, Y with the no belly button. Yes, like that guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy. Kegan. Oh, yeah. Oh, Keegan. Tony. I don't know if he was actually Kyle X, but he looks like that guy.

Yeah, it was this guy. And he was saying next to me, and he was like, the beefstee do looks crazy today. And I was like, I don't, I wanted to say I'm a vegetarian, but it couldn't come out fast enough and he just kept looking at me. and then he, like, looked straight of head, and then he just walked away

and didn't get anything from the hot bar. And I realized that I missed my opportunity to have a situation with Kagan from really a lot. And then you could find out if he had a belly button or not. I know, I want to know. It is funny, like, especially living in L.A., that you can have these very silly moments with, like, a random, like, playlist.

Yeah, just someone who's like, oh, yeah, you work. They will just say something random, and you're like, huh. Like, who do I tell with that happened? You're like something just like super random. I know. And then you just like have this secret. It feels like every time not if he's ever cast in something, I'm going to be like, I don't know. You like beef stew?

You like beef stew? It looks. It looks crazy. Also, crazy is not necessarily good or bad. I know. I don't know what he like looked at me like as if I was his friend. Yeah. He's just fucking opening lines.

I couldn't. I like actually could not think of what to say. I actually don't know what a person could say to them. I know because I didn't want to lie and be like I love beef stew. I'm just never had beef stew. So I was like, wow. I just laughed like awkwardly and then he kept looking at me and then he like walked away. Wow.

Wow. He was trying to get in a situation ship with you. I know. He loves a beef stew. He loves a beef stew. And listen, maybe he's trying to get in a situation with the beef stew. Maybe he was wondering if you knew the beef stew. You want to do a polychew.

Yeah, it looks crazy. Can you introduce me? Polyammer's relationship with Becca Moore and beef stew. Um, okay, so we're on Polly Trader Joe's employee. Would you like a Polly Trader Joe's employee or would you like to have a situation ship with the 15 minute intermission in The Brutalist. Ooh. I don't even know what that is.

So the Brutalist is a famously long movie. It's so long. It has a 15 minute intermission. And it's a movie that was in theaters. And then they were like, this is a video. Oh, wait, I think I heard about this. I think I heard about it. I just, I think that probably feels awesome to have the intermission.

It probably is like a little bit of a relief. But yeah, I have polychola. Yeah, I wouldn't be going back in. Yeah. I don't think I'd be going back in. Yeah. I'm doing polycule. Polycule.

Yeah. No, that makes sense. The Trader Joe's Polycule. Yes. Okay, Trader Joe's Polycule. Would you rather be in a situationhip with the Trader Joe's polycule or with the face bank? Oh, wow. Shit.

That's really hard. Now we have to. Trader Joe's. Yeah. Really? Yeah. That one scares me. Yeah.

That one scares me. Yeah, that's fair. Because the Trader Joe's polycule, the thing about them is they don't usually eat your coins and then throw up your coins. Right. They don't usually do that. Well, they do that in the back. Right. You don't have to see it.

This one also gives me like a bad gut feeling. Something's really good. Yeah, like you're going into like mild fighter flight. Yes. This one, they're giving it a hexagon coin, which feels unfair. Like that coin has like sides. Yeah, does it? Or are you?

Am I crazy? No, it has sides. I just wouldn't want to eat like a, oh wait, does it not? I don't know. We're being. This coin has sides, but. Okay, that coin doesn't. But I do think a coin with sides would be.

be more painful for the fist thing to get down your throat. Your esophagus is a cylinder. You're not going to make me feel bad for it. I'm not choosing it. Really? You don't feel bad? But it's esophagus is a cylinder and they're giving it shapes that don't match. I think it's getting the coins that it deserves.

Oh, wow. You know what? That is fair. I think that's you're allowed to have that opinion. Okay, so then you're going to end up with the Trader Joe's polycule. Really? Yeah. Yes.

All right. Well, we found Becca Moore's new situation. Woo! Okay. I'm going to play music. Clap the music. Um, jeez. But if it, I will say, if it was a man in a polychial, I don't trust that at all.

That is fair. Yeah. That's. A man should not be polyamines. I'm so sorry. I have, I could go on for. Oh, wait. I forgot that.

I could go on for years about how much I agree. Yeah. No, it is, it is interesting. The, the, the, similarly of like, what's a deal breaker for guys versus. Right. It's like polyamory in heterosexual relationships versus queer relationships. Yeah. Yeah.

There's a, there's a, there's a, I don't believe in it for men. Yeah. I'll let me say that. Would you? And you can leave that in. Would you date someone Polly or would you be Polly ever? No.

I'm not Polly. Not your Bible. No. No. I wouldn't. But like if it was, I would make out with like a girl. Like I was on a date with a girl and she told me that I hope I'm not exposing her. I'm so sorry.

She told me that she was in an open or like she wanted to be in an open relationship. And she was, she had a girlfriend while we were on our date. And I was like, oh, I don't think I'm interested in that. And then she was like, I mean, we're fighting anyway. I'll break up with her right. And I was like, oh my God. That's hot. But I would make out.

That's genuinely the most power. I felt so awesome, but also like not awesome at all. I was like, I feel like you are getting too excited. And then, yeah. But I think if a girl, I believe that there's a reason that she is being Pauly. You know what I mean? I'm like, whatever, I believe you. But a guy, I'm like, fuck no.

Have you seen the Polly family show? Yes, I keep watching the clips on TikTok. And that's not even working out for them. What is that out? Is it a TLC? I'm going to say something and people are going to jump down my throat and come to my house and kill me. But I really do think that most people who do the Polly thing, think they're doing it right, and just haven't hit enough hurdles yet to realize like,

oh, wait, actually. Like, I think people think, I think most human beings think they're communicating better than they are. Yeah. I think most human beings think they're, they're like, if they want to do something, there's a propensity to be like, oh, I'm actually naturally great at this because I want to do it. And it's like, I don't know if that is ever a thing that could ever work. And I, maybe I'm being, I'm so sorry if that's not. And there are certain people where it's like, if that's how you're wired, absolutely loving that for you. I just think there are so many people who underestimate how hard it is. And their own jealousy too. Absolutely. You think you'll be fine and you're not. And then people being like, oh, I'm just like, you know, all it needs is like all of my

energy to be processing my jealousy all the time. And it's like, I want to have a job. Like, I want to do other things. I want friends and a family and like to go. Yeah, this is work. That's a full time fucking thing to like, oh, I have to process my feelings of jealousy all the time. It's like just, I'd rather be single. Like I just rather. My hair would start falling in. Yeah. My hair started turning gray. And then I got out of relationship, but it rovers. Yeah, same. So if your hair has started turning gray and you remove a stressful situation from your life, it might reverse. Truly. I believe you. It's like crazy. The Polly family from TLC, one of the couples has children and the other couple does not,

but they all have to be parents to the children. Also, they're kind of wife-swappy, right? Yeah. They're, they're, they're, the way their dynamic works is that the men are not with the other men and the women are not with the other women. And they just kind of switch partners. I'm not sure what that would be called or if, I don't know. Yeah. And I mean, like, listen, at the end of the day, the.

reality is, if it makes them happy, fucking great. But it doesn't. Well, they're miserable. Like, they're all fighting. There was one of the women was pregnant and, um, oh yeah, you sent me voice memos and there was a thing where they were like, we don't want to know who the father. The father is. Yeah, that's so much. Which is just from like a logistical standpoint hard because it's like, well, they're going to, when your kid grows up and they go to the doctor, they're going to ask like, is there a history of. Yeah, you have to know if there's a history of. And like, obviously, don't have to know because people are adopted. Yeah, if people don't know, that's totally fine. But if you could know, it's medically helpful. But the guy who is the, turns out, is the biological father,

relayed information to the polykeal group chat about the baby's blood type, which revealed that he was the biological father. And the other dad got really angry. They like couldn't handle it. This is why there should be no poly family like this, not on a show. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. I bet that adds more stress to them, too. No, honestly. Yeah. And reality TV is always going to add a layer of like what the actual fuck am I, like super stress. One of the guys is just objectively hotter. Like, at least they should all be like the same attractiveness level.

Then maybe I get it. It's like hot, like fun. But if it's just like kind of sad. If you had to create your own polycule and like you had to be a polycule, who would be in yes, I will. Yeah, I would be in everyone's polycule if you had to be in one, like gun to your head. Jake Gyllenhaal is coming up for some reason. No.

No. What's that got? Andy Coe is his name? No, not Andy Cohen. I was like, that'd be so fun. Andy Sandberg. I want Andy Sandberg. But I also don't want to like lock him down so I get it.

Honestly, if he wanted to be in a polykill with me, yeah, 100,000. I love him. Like that is my love you, love you, love you. Yeah, he's adorable. Him. Yeah. Kristen Stewart. Yeah.

Actually, that's perfect. That's it. Yeah, that's great. Because I know they wouldn't want to hook up with each other. So I'm like, ha, ha. Kristen Stewart, now, though, like the way she looks now. Yeah. Yeah, she's so hot.

I love her. Yeah, Kristen Stewart's on another level. Wow. What do you think? Face Bank would be in my polycule. I mean, the problem is I just list all my celebrity crush. That's the same. I'd be like, I just fuck all my celebrity.

Like I manifest. Oh, Pedro Pascal and Jermaine Clement and Chargne Day. And it's like, yeah, but that would objectively be like not a vibe, I don't think. I don't think those three people would get along. But you could. I could get along with all of them. Yeah. Especially FaceBank.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of like what's like a preexisting group that if I put myself into it, it'd be like, well, this is a nice vibe. Okay. This is fun. You know, I'm trying to think of like. You're trying to think of an easy to join preexisting polygium. Yeah. Just so they already have kind of relationships within the group and then like, I don't know. I would be fine being like the kingpin of the polycule where like everyone kind of knows me and they're fine with each other.

but is it going to fall oh my god so just so you know every time the salmon falls um it's a new year what year is it do we know 2028 okay so it's almost 2029 what uh uh i i feel like i'm high to that what's holiday it's 2029 it's 2029 i feel like i'm in improv class and i don't i didn't get prepped beforehand no i know it's this there's this fish, it's taped with painters tape. If you're listening to this and you're not watching, you're probably very confused. You've been confused this whole time. Every time

it falls, it's another year. It's like when the ball drops. Yeah. So right now now it's 2029. Yeah. That's exciting. I love that. But I guess the polycule I would join would be the telitubbies. Yeah. That's good. Because I was thinking about it and I actually That seems creepy. No.

They're really tall. So they are really tall. Actually the power imbalance. No, they're not. They're telechubbies. No, they're not. They're teletubbies. The son is a baby. The son's a baby, but that's not in the pole. Oh, okay. So they're just like their own creature. They're just kind of like, I think they're thousands and thousands of years old, right? But they're really, really tall. I think they'd take care of me. I think they'd parent me in some weird way.

You'd have to eat tubby custard. That's fine. Oh, yeah, I do want to eat that too, though. Yeah. Can we look up tubby custard real quick just because I always wanted that. You would guzzle that. You would guzzle that. You would guzzle tubby custard? Yeah, I would choke on tubby custard. It's time for tub. Yeah. I just don't want tubby custard I do I would swallow that shit I would swallow that shit Was there like a plot of these shows

Like what was a plot just dancing or something The plot is mostly there That is a very tall alien That's a demon Yeah the plot is like Tubby custard kind of looks like peptobismal And I take that a fair amount anyway It looks like meat

No it doesn't look like ground it up Ew yeah okay don't say that Now I don't want my tubic custard No it looks like But the reason I know that thickened with Greek yogurt. The reason I know that is because Telitubis are predators. They're not prey animals. They are predators. They have eyes in the front. Yeah, but I think that that would be hot for me. Yeah. Well, you're into front. I can see that.

Don't say things like that. No, you're not, but it did fit. It did fit. If you're into predators, the Teletubes have eyes in the front. Perfect polycule for you. Oh, my gosh. Well, I'm so excited that we all now have polycules that work. Yeah. I know. I'm like 20. I'm in a triple polycule. Yeah. Yes, we should. I don't think there'll be room at the best of time. I'll bring Face Bank. Okay, great.

Yeah. We'll schedule that. Yeah, everyone else in my poli is far too busy. We'll meet at like a California Pizza Kitchen. Yeah. That's the best place to be Polly is California. California. Yep, I agree.

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