Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - DRAG QUEEN MAKEOVERS w/ Monét X Change

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

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We're sitting on Times Square, having lunch, and across from the street, we can see in this big window, was a money exchange booth. And I was like, ooh, money exchange. I like money. I was like money exchange. I was like currency exchange. I was like, what about, Currencia? I'm not Latina that doesn't work.

I was like Monet. I was like, oh my God, Monet. Monet exchange. And I meet people to this day that have known me for five, six years. And I literally this happened two months ago. someone was like, bitch, like money exchange.

I was like, are you kidding me? Yeah, welcome to Sid Olivia Talk to you. I'm the Sud one. I'm the Olivia one. Today we have a very special other one. Guys,

we're very excited about this other one. You know this person from traders, you know this person from Rupal's drag race. It's the one and only mode. My God. Yay. Oh my God. Thank you for having me, y'all.

Oh, my gosh. Oh. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. It's from Amazon. I think to get one of these, because you know, people do these, like, when I see people do other pause and they have like the soundboard in there, I'm like, how are you? I'm not that smart or intuitive. That's the thing.

That's the reason you have to get one of these. Yes. Worse, which is also good. What's this one? Yeah. Oh, cute. Some crazy ones. I'm going to order that.

You just influenced me. Yeah. Okay. I should be getting a discount or something. You honestly should get a code. Yeah. What a heck? No, when I get actively influenced, I'm like, wow, influencing is it can truly it can be a very powerful tool.

Yes, it can happen. And especially now in this days of like everything is always on the TikTok shop and everything. I am constantly buying the most ridiculous things I will never use. And I'm so mad. I just bought 12 afros from TikTok. I don't even wear afros anymore. But I'm like, well, they're 25 cents. I might as well as well, just be gay.

I don't wear these times. I might as well get 12. 12 of them. I thought there was like for such a long time I was getting all the TikTok shop videos where was a girl being like, nobody will ever like you unless you're wearing your milkmade dress. Yeah. And I was like, what? See that one?

Yeah. And it was just like, this milkmaid dress is only a dollar, but it's black so it shows you're not a virgin. Wow. What? I was given, I was lucky in that I didn't really get into it because the stuff I was being given was like, here's the powder that will make you lose all the weight. And I was like, I know it's not going to. I'm not going to do that. In the actuality, it's like, it makes you so nauseous.

It's like, that's why. And it makes you nauseous. And, yeah. Well, there's a new one that's been coming across my thing is, have you all say, if we're on the same algorithm. of these, it's not nair. It's like this generic version of nair that doesn't smell. You can put on your privates. Oh, I do always get ads for being like,

it's always like a person with a mustache, being like, what if your kucci looked like this? Oh. And then like putting something on their mustache and it like disappeared. What if your kucci looked like a mustache? And I'm like, surprised it already. My kootty looks like a mustache.

That would be. We're halfway there. There are lips on there already. They're half to battle. I'm going to say, Like the fact that, that, like, we haven't gone there in society is actually crazy. The fact that we haven't done mustache cuts of our pubic hair. Well, Merkins, there are Merkins in a little that are shaped like mustache is that would think.

We need to lean into it. I think we need to be like, okay, I'm doing a handlebar and I'm doing it. You know, like, I'm doing like the curly, you know. A landing strip is a Hitler mustache vertical. It is. It's a long, long, it's a Hitler mustache for a Hitler with a very long upper lip. Or short, depending on the size of your of your landing strip.

Right. Okay, but how long does a landing strip go? This is one of those questions that everyone's always asked. To me, I feel like it's like just like vertical thin, right? Yeah. So then short is not a landing strip?

That sounds like just like nothing. Yeah, nothing. It's be long. I would say like at least this long, right? Because it goes from... That's way too long. Well, no, for guys, go from the bottom of the belly button

down into the thing. Yes, yes. Yeah. Like if you have like that like lower stomach or like ab hair. Yeah. Is that considered also a landing trip? I think so.

Guys, I will call the landing pad, actually. Yeah. Like a helipad. So for, so for, so for what I know, what I know, so for what I know. Yeah. Is that it's like, it's like if you're, ah, it's like if you're, oh yeah, you have a back injury.

I do. Don't do that with a back. If your pubic hair is like this. Yeah. And then you like shave this side, shave this side in. Oh, okay. Longer strip. That's what I thought a landing strip.

was. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought it was like pointing you to the landing. Yeah, exactly. On account of I have not seen a lot of vaginas of the area. I'm not the expert. Sure, sure, sure. But I would, but that sounds accurate if I was looking at a vagina. And it's, yeah. But I think we need to flip it sideways.

Sorry, a vulva. I just learned that I was calling it wrong. Oh, yeah, yeah, you just learned about the vulva. I did. It's exciting. That's exciting. That's exciting. That's exciting. The thing that we look at is the vulva, not the vagina. The vagina is just the, Inside.

Inside. I didn't know that. Say that. I will also say like... You just go, oh. See? I just saw the shrink eye something. Yeah.

Oh, you thought it was a Volvo. This just Volvo is incredible. Crazy, this Volvo's seats don't even go back. Yeah. Yeah, I will say there are a lot of parts to the vagina. I know. There was the menorah. Yeah, there's the menorah.

There's the menorah. The menorah. There's so many different. It's such a fascinating. Organet Exchange teaches us about the vagina. Can we get, is there a blank vagina diagram?

Rat diagram on the internet that Monet Exchange can do for us? Because here's the thing, it's like, we always like, you know, people, it's like a trend of like roasting men for not knowing what the parts of the vagina are, but it's like, there's a lot of parts. I will tell you, I've been

down there. And I actually cannot tell you what. You didn't like. label when you were down there. Really? I don't know. You didn't label? I mean, I know the vagina. Right.

Right. But like, it's a, it's a lot of parts stuff. Yeah. And everyone is different. Yeah. I think the clitoris is just like a straight up like, that's pretty easy. Yeah. Across the board.

And it's always been like, where is it? It's like, it's like pretty clearly. So when I hear straight guys say that or like that joke, I'm like, how do you? Like, it is right. Like, how is this? How do they miss it? Yeah. It's like being like, the balls aren't real.

Right. No, they're right there. Yeah. It's like a button. Yeah, it's a button at the top, queen. It's a button at the top. What are you talking about? I guess the penis is not very complicated.

It's very straightforward. It's just the shaft and the balls. That's all you got. That's all you got. Although circumcised and uncircumcised is an interesting addition. That is true. Now, I prefer the uncircumcised variety. I just think there's so much more fun.

It's more to play with. Right, right, right, right. But would you only find that really in Europe? Yeah. Yeah, the American guys don't really have that. Weirdly more of. the men that I have been with have been uncircised and circumsacized

this is a fun cat. Like my long term relationships with men have all been with uncircumcumcised. Oh wow, that's fun. I've never encountered it. Never, like not one. You never encountered it. Dang. Also, the first time I ever had sex with a man he was uncircised. They're gone to Sid. Oh my God. I guess so. Can you send some of that energy over here please?

I don't ever get them. Ever. Yeah, I don't know what it is. The only time I really see uncircumcised dicks is when we're watching Make an attraction. Which is the best show. I've never watched it. It's so good. It will give you like, it's like body horror and acceptance at the same time. And that's beautiful.

And that's beautiful because what isn't layered and nuance? Speaking of layered and nuance, here is the graph of a vaginal region. Ooh. Here are all the numbers are pointing to different areas. Yeah, see, I can't do this. No, I know it's so hard. I'm going to start with what I know to be true. Go for it.

There's no, 11 is the butthole, right? Yes. Is it? Eleven is the bubble. Yay. And that is the end of my expertise here. All right. All right.

Now, what is two? Is that the, is that the labia, like the major? I would think so because Majora is like major. Major. And that looks major. Yeah, I can never roast a guy for not knowing this ever again. Okay, okay. My question.

So is eight the whole for sex or birth? Oh, my God. Great question. Both. Both. Unless you like other types of sex. Or unless the hole for your birth is your stomach with a C-section. Yes.

And that can be happening. That's how I got out. That is how I got out. That is how I got out. I'm a very rare specimen, which is the platinum star gay. Oh, because you've never been anywhere near. Wait. That's good for you.

That's good for you. No, no, it's not good for me because I really want to. You want to learn more. I want to learn more. I want to, if I was to ever encounter sex with a vagina, I would ever encounter sex with a vagina. I want to be able to use my knowledge. If you were a vaginal birth, you'd be able to do the graph. Exactly.

They teach you that right? When you're on the way out. On your way up, they're like, and then this way's going to be this. And that's why people don't know it is because you don't remember that much because you're like, I'm being four. Fuck, I'm being. What is this? So obviously three is. The clitoris.

Yeah. Look at me. Yeah. Button at the top. You're doing great. And is five the cervix? Oh, so okay. So the cervix is in.

So, so okay. So, so, oh, okay, so, oh, okay. Okay, so I, so the cervix. So the cervix is between the vagina and the uterus. So you're up in the vagina. The thing that stops the baby from falling into the vagina or the penis from going into the uterus is the cervix. It's like a little like D-D-D thing. It's like a parachute.

It's like a little, little, is it? It's like a little bad hole. Oh, a little bad hole. Yeah, it's like a little tight, tight, tight bad hole. And the thing about it is that's what. where you, that's where they, if you'd get a pap smear, that's where they take your cells. That's where they put your IUD up. The cervix is something you feel in your body for the first time during a medical experience

and go, oh, I hate that. Oh, got it. Okay. Yeah. It's like, it's like if you've ever had any sort of filler and you go like, oh, my God, that's a feeling I'm unfamiliar with. Yeah. That is similar.

Yeah. Where you're like, oh, I can't place this. When your appendix ruptures and you're like, oh, this is like a new feeling, but then afterwards you're like, oh, that's what it feels like when an organ ruptures in your body. Oh, my God. I'm so afraid of it because I never got mine out. Don't get an empty if you're afraid of your service being. At appendix, I've had through two friends now who have been like Trixie Mattel. She's on a flight one day and then boom, appendixirce.

Okay, but how iconic would it be to be on the flight with Trixie would tell's an appendixirce. Oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, that was kind of weird. I was like, wow, oh, I have a story for the rest of my life. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, do y'all have both of your appendix?

No, mine got my, mine ruptured and because it was so similar of a feeling to period cramps, and I used to get really bad period cramps. You go to just a cramp. Everyone would be like, shut the fuck up. It doesn't matter. So I waited three days to go to the hospital. And then I got septic. So don't do that. Oh, my God, girl.

Don't do it. Yeah. But I can explain very accurately what it feels like. And I've explained it to other people and then they've been like, I think that's what's happening. You should tell people as the PSA. Yeah, just as a PSA, if you're a person that's experienced really bad period cramps, it's going to be the most similar. thing to that that you've ever otherwise experienced. It's going to start in the center of your lower abdomen and it's going to slowly move to the right side. And you'll, you might get some

sweats. You might get some vomiting moments. You might get some fainting moments. It's a constant pulsating, sometimes sharp, often dull, but very painful pain. Okay, that sounds awesome. Yeah. And like, you can't like sit or stand in certain ways without it just being like radiating pain. So, similar to a period cramp, but more, yeah, just more bad, I think. Wow. I love how medical this episode is. Yeah. I know.

I love it. Yeah, so we're all doctors. Okay, we're all doctors. What I was going to say before with the hair removal thing is that the reason why I, I don't know how I started getting this, but one time when I first started nearing before I got laser hair removal, I was like, oh, I'm going to put nearing on my balls. Worst decision. I got like chemical burns on my bowl.

I could not, I had to sit and walk like this for like two weeks. It was the most, it was one of the most, similar to an appendix thing. It was the most similar pain I could probably have to that. I can't imagine how bad that. It was awful. I don't even have balls. I know, I can't even imagine what it feels like to have a ball. Yeah.

What is the most sensitive skin on your body for people with penises? That is the right, right straight, man. Would you say, would you say like your ball skin is your most sensitive skin on your body? Right. It's a very tender, very, very tender skin. Where's the most sensitive skin on your body? My heart. Yeah, yeah, my heart

Yeah, yeah, yeah, my heart That's a beautiful Thank you very much So you're a classically trained to opera I am That's actually insane You know, it is a nice little party trick But for the longest time because I graduated

With my degree and then I taught for like a year General Ed and then I went A Music Ed and then I went to Portland Opera to do a program with them And so, but I did that for two years And I ended in 2013 and I didn't do it. I didn't sing opera again until I sung it on Draggers in 2021.

Wow. Yeah, which is not the way you should. Like, you should still be doing voice lessons and doing all the things. But I was like, I'm doing drag. No one wants to see no fucking drag queen, seeing no opera shit. I would disagree. I'd say everyone would. I know.

I know. I know. And so now I love doing it. I get to go and do really dope gigs. I just came back from, I'm Frankfurt. I was in V-Spot. I did a festival in V-Spot. That's unreal.

Singing this beautiful program. And Gott Migs actually sent me a message yesterday. Shout out to Gat Mick. And she was, because I posted this video from a video of me singing at the festival, she was like, girl, you're ridiculous. I was like, what did I do? She was like, the fact that you just pull out this opera thing and just do it is so ridiculous. Yeah, I would say describing it as a party trick is the most like flex. Like I'm classically trained in opera and it's not even my main thing.

It's a party. Yeah, that's so good. It's like, fuck you. That's so cool. I love that. We all know health issues don't follow a nine to five schedule. With Zoc Doc having no time to book a doctor's appointment is actually no problem. So when you don't have any time for yourself until 11 p.m.

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so you can hit the ground running. Bring it with SAP Grow, AI Cloud ERP for any size business. Wait, so what do you think about being trained for opera? Do you think that training came in for drag? Like, it was helpful to that? Ooh, I would say so. I would say so we did this class in undergrad called the singing actor,

where you're learning how to express and because people often say opera singers are like really bad actors. Like they're singing very well but the actions are always like because... Well, they have to go so big. Yeah. Yeah. Also, the dialogue is all like,

it's hard to like relate to that. And you're just really focused on the technique and singing well. So our school really focused on this class called the singing actor to teach these opera singers how to like really, really be really good actors and storytell through the music. So we had one, one piece of that class.

was this like lip-syncing thing where we would lip-sync to famous like languages that we don't know. So you're not just pulling on what the dictation of the language is, but you're pulling on what the song, like what the music is saying. Yeah. I think that really helped me to become a good lip-sinker. You're doing drag. Yeah, you know what I'm doing drag. Yeah.

And were you doing drag before that or this? No. When did you start? So I started drag. So I went to Westminster Quiet College in Jersey. And they did, they had this thing called the drag ball for the freshman and sophomore. It's like, get you more comfortable. So they would bring in like these famous, which, because my school was in Central Jersey,

which was like maybe an hour and a half, two hours from the city from New York. So bringing these, like, famous drag queens in New York who were popular in New York and do these shows. So my freshman year was peppermint. Pepperman came and she did like a drag show at our school. It was my first time seeing drag in real life. I was like, oh, my God, what is this thing? Yeah. I'm looking weird, but I love it.

And then so I did that, my freshman year, a little dragball thing. I could show a picture. I look really best. I would love to see it. The picture is awful. Don't judge me. Yeah, that's the thing is it's like there is no, and there shouldn't be any old picture of any of us from the past. I know.

Like, get that out of here. They should disappear. Honestly. There should be a time limit on pictures. Yeah. Do you, what is, is there an error that you like regret the most? Uh, yes. Well, I'll text almost everything.

I'll text a picture of me that I'm recently, that I recently found that I'm obsessed with. I'll also texted to Casson. Oh my gosh. Awful. Okay. So it's not you now. It's not you now. A white eyelash?

One white eyelash. One white. Just the one one white eyelash. But you know what? It's the when you start doing something, your taste is developed. But the execution hasn't been developed yet. I would not say the taste was developed. That's very sweet.

That's very sweet. You're experimenting with things. You're trying things on. You're figuring it out. There is a cohesive. If I put some white out on my eyelashes. It's just like trying to figure it out. There is a thing going on.

It's not like you're just like, oh, I'm going to put random shit everywhere. I appreciate that you just went for it. Instead of being like, let me go halfway. Let me put a toe in. No, you went like, let's go for it. That's everything. No, that was like, a week apart.

That was when I was like, you know what? If I can't be pretty, I'm going to be adrogynous to do this like no wig thing. It's great. I think you look great. But I also am like, yes, I understand this was not the vision. No, it's self-expression. And sometimes we get into, sometimes we express ourselves in ways where it's like, I sure am expressing myself.

But sometimes we express ourselves that are like, I sure am. I sure am. I'm so mean. I sure am expressing. I'll send one of mine as well. I send a child one, but I'll send like a college one where it's like, okay, you were an adult and you could make this choice and you still chose this.

But yeah, then you go like, okay, I'm going to express myself in things that are more and more in line with like how I want it to come out. You know what? I have to say, like, I'm happy I did that because you have to fucking start somewhere, right? I was like, I'm going to start here. Oh, look how cute you are. You're so cute. Literally, literally, that is what I'm hiding my whole life. You're so cute. That's exciting. Can we zoom into that? You're, that is adorable. I like how I said my drag delusion. Y'all are sending cute kid pictures of yourselves. No, here, wait. I can send you a drag delusion.

Yeah, I definitely have some of those. I have some really upsetting shit. for sure. Okay, this one's bad. Oh, wow. Okay. I sure was expressing myself. This wasn't the complete image. You were still dying.

Well, yeah, this is my natural hair color, so I had to hit a yellow. This was one of the earlier. Yeah, but it's still. It's not tone or anything. It was like they did as much as they could in the, for the first session. When you have to go from as much as they could, black hair to. I was trying to go. platinum blonde.

Wow. You have to have, this is what they don't tell you in the media. Right. You have to have like a couple weeks where you look. Really? I mean, and for your hair,

like if they do too much, your hair will just fall out. And so it's like, I think I probably. Which is what happened to me. Yeah. I used to have hair just like you and I bleached it.

So if you're gonna nair instead, just over bleach, yeah, that one's hard. But then I went purple, then I went red, then I got extensions. Okay,

where were you, where were you on, where were you on your way to in this picture? Do you know? because your outfit looks really fierce. It looks like lace and leather or something like that. Some lunch thing or some like hang with people in a... Cute.

The background looks like a forest fire has just hit. Okay. So maybe this was right after the Skirball Center fire. This was taken... The Skirball? Yeah, the Skirball. In NYU, Skirball? No, no. Skirball Center.

So we went to UCLA. And while we went there, we were working at a restaurant that stayed open during a fire in the neighborhood. And it was the Skirball Center fire. and so that would match up with this. And the background does look burnt. And I'm going to go with maybe this was right after the Skirball Center fire. Yeah.

Like near the Getty. Okay, got it. So I'll send how the hair ended up being. And I'll tell you, it still doesn't work. Like, it's still not it. It doesn't match my skin tone. It doesn't match anything. But it's not about matching your skin tone because we're not like telling people it's natural.

Yeah. It's a direct being like, this is bleat. Yes. And the thing about it is like, I tried it. I'm glad I tried so many things. And then I was like, I actually like this better. If I were to do anything crazy now, it would be more refined. Did you get that last one?

It's also, you're like, you're fleeing. Oh, I do like that color. Yeah, that's what it is. That's great. It did end up fun. It was fun, and I wanted it to be, like, loud and crazy. Yeah. I was like, I look too trad.

I looked way too trad for a really long time. Listen, you're, whatever. Yeah. Whatever. I know now, like, it's fine if I look, like this, I'm not trad. You look great. Thank you.

You look great. The fact that this is a laundry day outfit is sending. This is a laundry day outfit, girl. Are you kidding me? All my clothes are in the wash, because usually I would dress like shit. But because all my clothes are, oh, my shit's in the wash, because I got some like shit on it. I was like, I guess I'll wear something nice. Fuck me.

Yeah. I sent a thing to cast. This is my drag expression. Oh, I'm excited. Oh, yeah, that's beautiful. Oh, you just let me, yes. I sent this to, um, my, my, um, my drag expression. building manager at the time.

He was coming to fix my, like, sink or something. He texts me saying, hey, 415, good, actually. I said, sure, are you going to come here? I look stupid also. He says, yeah, I can swing by there, whichever works. Ha, ha, you're good. I also look stupid. And I said, no, like, actually.

No response. Why were you dressed as a drag king? I think, well, it's so funny because, like, it was for sure for a sketch for us. For sure for a sketch. But at the time, I think, like, I was spending more days than not, like, dressed as like a man because it's just the two of us. Yeah.

So anytime we do a sketch, usually I'm like, I guess I'll play the dad. Yeah. So it's probably that. Or we'll both be guys and then we'll be like, well, we have a meeting, but we might as well just keep drawn beard on the meeting because I don't care. Oh, do you want, I sat in a Zoom meeting after a thing looking crazy. I'm like, you know what? Y'all are going to see all sides of me.

And that's absolutely fine. Absolutely. And that's beautiful. And also, I'm just so, I'm so happy that we live in a world of Zoom meetings. I can not imagine. Remember what I was, you know, not that I'm an adult. Thank God at Zoom. I can imagine I have to go to an office and go to a thing and have a job.

Find parking. Take the hour to drive there. I love it. Yeah. And I also like the fact that we all kind of accept that sometimes we're just going to be breaking up and that's okay. Yes. Yeah. That's great.

Yeah. Yeah. I think we should do a little segment. Oh, I'm in. I'm down. I'm locked in. Okay. So when you came up with your drag persona, when you were like I am Monet exchange, how did that come about?

Okay. So I was in New York City. I was sitting on Times Squares I was having lunch with a friend and we had just went out for the first time in New York and people were asking you a drag now I didn't have one so I'm like

well that's not sure I had one my first one was so stupid What was the first one? Oh god I call myself Ferocia Cotora Ferocia Cotora Ew

I mean Joey would love that Ew My friend's awful name Ferocia Cotora So I was thinking about I was like I was like

I had to getting a new name. So we're sitting at on Times Square, having lunch, and across from the street, we can see this big window, was a money exchange booth. And I was like, ooh, money exchange. I like money. I was like money. I was like currency exchange. I was like, what about currency? I'm not Latina that doesn't work. I was like Monet. I was like, oh my God, Monet, Monet exchange. And I meet people to this day that have known me for five, six years. And I literally this happened two months ago. Someone was like, bitch like money exchange i was like are you fucking kidding me yeah we have been talking are you i've known

you for 70 years how do you how you just not getting the pun yeah it's because it's subtle enough yeah yeah that you just kind of go like oh that sounds really chic and then you're like oh money exchange yeah did you all just get it too no no no i did for a little bit yeah you just got oh my god look for the pun because i was like yes immediately absolutely um but that's how i work but when you were and you were deciding on like your like drag persona and you were like I'm to be this kind of person, and be this kind of person. Like, how did that come about?

Oh, I mean, for me, like, my drag is truly, like, they have some queens that, like, really become a character. Like, Ben L'Crembe becomes a character. Right, right, right. It's like an extension. It really just an extension to me. I am pretty much the same in and out of drag. I just wear a little more blush out of drag.

You know what I mean? Like, that's the tea. Like, I'm definitely. I love that. Well, we want to do a segment where, um, this is great news. Yeah. Some different people in animals in pop culture

have decided they want to experiment with drag They want to go on a drag journey. But they don't know what their drag names should be or what their vibes should be. We have to help them. So this is a segment called What's their drag persona? Play the music!

Not the music! We never keep the music on very long. Okay, so are you ready? What should this person's drag persona be? And we can all pitch on it. There's no wrong answers. We're just helping. No wrong answers.

We are just helping. Okay, so for the first one, this is Spider-Man. I don't know if you're familiar with his work. He kind of swings from buildings I've heard of him He kind of emits like a seaman like thing Yeah he shoots webs Yeah

Sorry he shoots webs He shoots ropes He shoots ropes So like obviously like I usually would go toward like What's the pun in Spider-Man? Right But I don't know if there is one

Right Um Like Well he's the amazing He's the amazing Spider-Man So maybe there's something there Yeah Yeah

I think I like You know, this is, we're going to assume this is the Miles Morales, Morales, by the man. Absolutely. Are we going to call her Cripecia, Cropisha Crolla. Cripecia Crolla. Cropisha Croma. Cripecia Crawler. What's going to say is Cripecia, Crawler.

I love that. Crippia Crawler, yeah, absolutely. Okay, that's great. That's really good. Okay, what about Thor? Yeah. Thor. Ooh.

Yeah. And I have to say, I do think there's a really nice simple. full one, which just whore. Hor. Really nice. Hor. And you spell it W-H-O-R. No, e. Yes. No-P-H-O-R. Yes. H-O-E. H-O-E. H-R. And it's, yeah, and it's like super mussely, but like. Yes. She brings out the, what's the thing called?

The hammer. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. What's the thing? Milnear. Milnear. Yeah. It's a hammer. Nor's hammer. Yeah. Mule-N-N-E-L-N-E-R. Yeah. Real near, yeah. I feel like there's something fall like in the hammer and that's great. Yeah. Mule mirror?

I reject that. It's a hammer. I went straight past it because I reject it. He's like hammer. Okay, so she takes out her hammer and she does something kibati with that. Well, yeah. It's phallic. It's all right.

Yeah, I love it. Oh, that's good. That's good. Maybe just like extensions added to the hair because Thor already has long beautiful hair. But the hair blends in with the cape. Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, so then the hair has to be red though.

Oh. Really long. She's expressing herself. She's expressing herself for sure. It's really long. So, no. No. No.

No, no, no, no. But I do love horror without that. That's great. That's a good one. Oh, I do think Shrek is fun. Yeah, Shrek would be great. Ooh, Shrek. Shrek doing drag would be awesome.

Yeah. I mean, you already did. We have Fiona. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's, yeah. It's so true. Okay, there's stuff having to do with with Swamp.

Swamp. Swamp. Like, Swamp ass is kind of funny. Ooh, that is a Silver Lake Queen, honey. Swamp ass. That is a silver-lay queen. Yeah, 4100. She's very alternative. She's doing the weird Edith Piaff number. Like, yeah, swamp ass. I think if you took away, like, the tunic and kept the vest and it just covered the tittyes. That would be cute. That would be cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just a big old titty bib. Like one of those, like, we're just ginormous knockers. Yeah, yeah. She just has gigantic boobs. Swamp ass And I think you could do something with something cute with like her ears or I don't know something fun

Yeah Okay I have one What about What about the Kung Fu Panda? Oh Kung Fu Panda Because we could We could also do

Hung Fu Panda Bitch you better work Foo Panda Somebody needs to take this The Kung Fu Panda Is everyone that's allowed to take this Needs to take this And when she performs

These numbers have to be They're always high energy She is high kicking, splitting, twirling. It's like, it's like karate and drag. The audio is Jack Black's, like, lines in the background. Foo Panda. I would give her all my money. I will also say she already has like an eye makeup look that.

Yes, she does. A nice, nice smoky. Yeah, we don't even have to really deviate that hard. Honestly. Okay. How Kung Fu Panda's really. That's great. I love that.

What about, okay, what about Homer Simpson? Homer Simpson. Right. There's something about like simping. Homer simping, but I don't know if that's very. Homer Simpson. It's interesting because, yeah, it's because it's like we're taking essentially the, this is like the pinnacle of straight.

Yeah. This is like the pinnacle of like heterosexual man. And how do you make it? Homer. Simpson. Home her. Hempson. Home her. Simps. Hump. Herc.

Simpson. Home her. You just pronounced it. Overpronounced. You just say it wrong? Homer. Sipson. I like the simping.

Yeah. Yeah. There's a pun there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Also might not have a future in drag. We haven't broken it to anybody that they might not. And I don't know. I don't know. Oh, he'd be so sad. She would be very sad. Well, there's donuts, right? It's like dough and is there anything there.

Oh. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I think because we're subverting the whole straight thing. Yeah, you're cooking. Homer Simpson, this drag queen, she's very high fashion. Right.

She's giving gout. She's giving gout. She's giving like, she's one of these queens. She puts on makeup. She becomes a different specimen. Yes. So I think on that, she's our high fashion girl. She's think of like Violet.

She's like, this is what Violet Choshka looks like out of drag. When she gets in drag, she becomes this beautiful creature. Yeah, like this is going to be a way more of a transformation than like an extension. So I say her name is. Her name is Donatella. Oh yeah. Donatella. Donatella is so good.

Donatella. And I think we do donuts on the tits. Yes. Yeah, the pink classic. You could also do, if we're going really high fashion, you could do like a donut like this, like a hat. Very, like a little fascinating situation. Oh, that's so good.

And then you could do the black little, these look like boots to me underneath the jeans. It could be. And you could go tie high. We've never seen him. We've never seen him lift up his pants. We have not. We have not.

But it looks like there's a little heel there. Yeah. A little wanted to a little scooty Donatella is grown Donatella Wow, okay There's so many on this list Which is just great news

Because let's go Okay let's do Let's try the Grinch Oh Well, okay so she steals Christmas Yeah the Grinch that stole Christmas Which is like The bitch who stole

Christmas Truly nothing Just putting in Just adding And bitch to everything She's our villain She's the villain of the season. Yes.

And we have to, her name has to give us that weight, the grobbytons of that. She has like a lot of confessional moments where she's being like really rude. Yeah, really rude. She's turning people against each other. She's like starting shit and stepping back.

The fingers are really good. Yeah. I feel like the Grinch does have such a f***y vibe in general. And that makes me happy. The Grinch is kind of doing drag already. Well, the pose, the everything is, It's very, it's great. It's really beautiful.

Yeah, it's, it's. And I think she's had a brow lift. I want to say the brow lift run. She has that natural cat eye going on to. Yeah, she has like some sort of ponytail lift. Yeah, for sure. Yes. She definitely went to Chris's doctor, for sure.

Yeah, what is, what is the cringe? She's like, she's like. Christmas, whoville, stealing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gosh. The Grinch, the inch.

The inch. Oh. Inch. Inch. The angry inch. Gruella Hooville. Yes. Cruella whoville is really good.

Yeah, like Gruella Whoville. Gruellaville. Yeah. Yeah, I do love that. Like something in that vein? Yeah. I like Gruella Whoville. Yeah.

And I do like the idea that she brings the who's on stage with her. to like do backup. Yes. Because like they're so small. She's so like tall. Yeah. There's something like there's a mayor. There's a mayor.

We always need a mayor to be doing backup. Absolutely. For sure. Yeah. That's my take on mayor. Absolutely. I mean, I would love to go do background work for Mom Dami.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I love to be in a room with him in general. Right? Just to go like love to sit near him. My God. Yeah. My God.

Okay. What about Donald Duck? Okay. Donald Duck. has no pants. Yeah, Donald cock. It has a big old booty. Donald Cuck.

Yes. What? Donald Cuck. Donald Cuck. That is a Cuck. That is a cuck. That is a cuck. I mean, that might be too straightforward.

Well, Donald Duck is a cuck. Yeah. And I mean, Donna Cuck is furious. Donna Cuck. Donna Cuck. Donna Cuck. Donna Cuck. Donna Cuck.

Donna Cuck. Yeah, that's a really, really good well. And, yeah, Donna Cuck. I mean, the outfit's already so perfect. Yeah. And this, like, position. This pose, I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.

And she's very original. She has her own song like, Who Wanna Fuck? Yeah. Miss Donna Cuck. Yeah. Who want to fuck? Miss Donna Cuck. Oh, my God.

And everyone is raising their hands in the audience. Everyone is. Sure. Of course. But then Donna Cuck's like, well, I don't want that. I want to watch you fuck. That's my whole thing. I don't want you to fuck me.

I want to watch you fuck. Because you always edging the audience. Yes. She's kind of doing like this really awful thing where she's like putting out a scenario and being like, no, what I want. Yes. I don't consent to that. Oh, yeah. So that's what's their drag persona music.

Hot the music. Hot the music. It's hilarious. You also were on this last season of Traders. Oh, I was. Did you love the treachery? Did you hate the treachery? Can I tell you the Traders is the most fun I've ever had filming anything?

I love that. It looks really fucking fun. It's so. fun, like the production, they care so much about the integrity of the game. They're like, everything is in secrecy. Like, you're constantly being like blindfolded and hooded and you're doing everything in secrecy. It is really, really, really intense.

Because I remember watching the show. Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, it's kind of hot. Like, I remember watching the show and you're like, these people are doing too much. People are not really dying. Everyone needs to get a grip. I did the show and I was like, it feels very visceral. I feel like it's really happening.

You feel like people are really getting banished. It's so fun. Yeah, I mean, the moment of Ron going, you're going. going to have to kill me or whatever. Literally. I was literally like, whoa, oh my God. Okay, so you're feeling it. He was such an interesting one, which we didn't get into enough in the reunion,

but I'm like, he literally, like, I know for me personally, I like tried to like be friends to Ron and talk to Rob. Ron wasn't really playing the social game. I'm like, we don't realize it's not just about funny thing. Like there is a social aspect of the game that really like talks like makes the dynamic in the castle work. So if you are not being social, people are going to want to get you out. So it wasn't like people hated him.

It was like he just wasn't. It's because you seem suspicious. It's like, oh, you're not talking as much you seem like. You're like, what's going on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like it was Donna Kelsey. And oh, yeah. Donna, was that like from the beginning where people like I'm kind of suspicious of Donna? I was. So myself, uh, going to the castle for the first night, Lisa Rina, Rob C, myself and we were in the same car together. And in the car, Donna was super vocal.

She's like, I love reality shows. She's like, talking, talking, talking. I'm like, this bitch won't shut up. Oh, damn. Working me a second. second, please. But then after that first night when Alan revealed the thing, she was very quiet in the

cast. I'm like, so that's why we were all like... And Lisa, Rob and I were like, she's being strange. I was like, guys, she literally would not stop talking in the car and now she's just so quiet. Which I'm like, I guess people don't realize like their tells. I'm like

why don't she just talk more? I think it would have been a lot of stuff. Also just from like a producing standpoint, like obviously Donna Kelsey would be the funniest trader. Like obviously you need to make her a traitor That it's like But I kind of feel the secret traitor Was wasted on her

It was I know Although the only thing though Is I think the reason it was worth it for me Is the shot of her in the cloak And revealing all of the things the whole time Like that montage to me was so funny Just saying her be like Oh miss Donna

Yeah it's like a sacrificial lamb situation Because it's like you have to as it From a producing standpoint it's like Yeah that would be so funny But then also it's like so obvious I have a question about the breakfast. Yeah. Is it good?

Everyone's really obsessed with like you guys like freak out about the salmon. Okay. Does it take place in Scotland? Is it Scotland? Yeah. I mean that is fresh. They're literally picking out like the lake in the back. Okay.

It's like really fresh. It was good salmon. But everything else was so bad. All you have is these like basically frozen hard bowl eggs. Oh, that's like hard ass croissants. Yeah. And it's like dry toast with this like cold. There's nothing.

Yeah. There is nothing. worse than trying to spread hard butter on soft toast. No, I hate that. I hate that. It's like, what am I doing here? You're just like, you're just destroying the bread. Now you just have shrap metal that you're eating. Yeah, that's actually

it just doesn't work. So the salmon was just, it was good and it was the most, and it was nice with a protein. Yeah. So it was nice to have the salmon. We have a game that we did play with Bob the drag queen. Yeah. And did he lose? He, so I would say he lost because. It's hard to win or lose this

game because it's set up to lose. It's set up to we win and no one else does. Okay. Which is kind of like how we do life. Okay. And it is a game called Pick the Trader. And we give you different collections of characters. And among them, we have decided who would obviously be the traitor.

Like y'all have beforehand. Yeah. Okay. So you're not going to bait and switch me. You're not going to just switch it up on me. No, not highlighted in a document. Okay. Yeah.

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This is sex in the city Okay So you have Carrie Charlotte Miranda Samantha Wow Who is the traitor So you don't have to look at up baby I know I know I know the jokes

I've seen every I've seen every episode Every season like 19 million times I don't think I would choose the obvious one Which would be Samantha I think y'all were going to try to trick the dolls. And I think y'all went with Charlotte. And you'd be correct. That is the traitor.

From a production standpoint, if you are picking a trader amongst these people, you pick Charlotte. You're in Charlotte. Of course. But then is it too obvious in people in the castle like me? Exactly. Of course. But then people start going, is it a double bluff? Right.

Is this too obvious to do? I did play a game of traders for my friend's birthday. And I was horrible at it because I talked way too much. round table. Were you a traitor? No, I was a faithful. And I would literally just be like, I think this is who they would pick because that's who they would want us to think.

But also maybe that's double bluff. And everyone was like, you're crazy. Stop. Well, that's the thing about the show is that when you watch it, you're like, oh, it's obvious. But I'm telling you when you're there, you literally have nothing to go off of. You're just pulling things from the air. Yes. Like they're showing us in the edit.

They're being like focusing on Rob doing something. Exactly. It's like, you wouldn't see that. You wouldn't see that. You wouldn't see that. You wouldn't see that. We're the audience. Yeah.

And also the slightest things you say that in passing, it can be so incriminate. Like, when I said, when we're in the challenge, we're literally like just going to get started. And I just walked by Candace. I was like, I think Lisa might be a traitor. Like, just flippantly, just like something just so casual. And then that ended up being the thing that gets you sent home. That's so crazy. Yeah.

Insane. Insane. Yeah. Okay. I won. You did. You did. The first round.

Okay. For of this classic trio, Lizzie McGuire, Gordo, and Miranda. Who is the traitor? is the traitor. And who does Disney want you to think is the traitor? Wow. Gordo was so hot. What happened to Gordo?

Yeah, what did happen to Gordo? Let's do a deep dive on Gordo. I want to do that. I wanted to do that. Yeah, I wanted to do YouTube what I do anyway. Yeah. We'll have you back. We'll do a deep dive on Gordo.

Leave. A whole hour on Gordo. God, they all are so cute. So cute. Yeah. But one of them is a fucking traitor. I'm going to say I came on later in the season for this as a producer. And I was like, whoa, okay.

You were blindsided. I was blindsided by who the traitor is. And that's, I don't know if that's a hint. Okay. I'm going to say Gordo. It should be. Damn. I'm sorry?

I think it should be. Okay. Because we're going to do a deep dive on him, so he's got so much mystery. So true. The traitor is Lizzie McGuire. But here is why. Yeah. She eats you, we, for in, in the Lizzie McGuire universe, they set us up to think

that Miranda was the traitor. Okay. Right? Yes. I would think so. And she's not. She's not. Because she can't be.

Right. Because she can't be. But she's like not there for like the Lizzie McGuire movie. There's something really strange about. They kind of go like, oh, she went to. Oh, because Lizzie killed her. Because Lizzie killed her. Because Lizzie's best friend.

No one will see it coming. No one will see it coming. And do you think it's a human Lizzie or cartoon Lizzie who's a traitor? It might be cartoon. I think it's probably cartoon Lizzie. For sure. Okay. What about the veggie tales?

Oh, Jesus. Do you all I have to see the cast for me to Wendy? movie? Oh my god, yes, of course. The classic. My brain just put that that was that was a Hollywood death. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wendy. Oh, my God, yeah. Some of her best work. She's like amazing in that. Oh, Jesus Christ. All these people? Oh, my God. Now, the

veggie tails, are you familiar with their work? I have no of them. I've never seen a veggie tail. We're really into them right now because they're super Christian. It's like a Christian leaning like thing, right? It's like a very Christian vegetable show, which we think is like really fascinating. It's just genius to be like, well, how are we going to get kids to like religion? Let's use

the one thing they hate. Exactly. Yeah. It really is fascinating. We kind of love it. They're terrifying. The characters are as follows, Bob the Tomato, right.

Larry the cucumber, junior asparagus, Laura carrot, Madame blueberry, petunia rhubarb, Larry boy, Mr. Lunt, French peas, and archibald asparagus.

I guess so you've just listed all the people we're seeing right now. So visually, I guess. Like, who would you think is the traitor? I would say, it's hard because there's so

many of them. There's so many. When big vegetables casting the show. Yes. I think they made Misting with the yellow wig on the carrot. Laura the carrot. I'm sorry, Laura Carrot. Laura Carrot. No there. No, though. She's so neurotic. And that's a good drag name. Laura Carrot. Laura Carrot.

Yeah. I'm into it. Someone doing Vegety Tales drag is a lot. An entire show of Veggie Tales drag. I mean, kind of amazing. Have you seen the turning U.S. gay. Oh, God. What's that? Oh, my God.

It's my favorite thing. Turning point U.S. gay? It's really good. It's all of, it's a whole drag show about, um, about like where everyone's doing different Republican women. Like, there's like a Melania clip where she does the, um, can you look up, uh, can you look up?

Yeah. It's good. How does Santa go down to she? And this is obviously a real speech. She did. I'm sure. Oh, there's, when she's reading the Christmas thing. Yeah.

That's hilarious night vision goggles that make everyone dream, everything green. That's hilarious. Which is just like as a speech that exists from the first lady, like that's the scariest thing I've ever heard, period. Like, and I love hereditary. I know you're saying I love Melania I love her this is this is the type of drag I live for I love this kind of drag

there's a Riley Gaines drag song where a queen does like a Riley Gaines song about how like you know like it's so good it's so good it's like my favorite part is she's like what do you what the fuck do you mean tied for fifth

I'll have you know my dad says I'm at least a four It's so fucking fun. I think it's called number one jealous whore. Was this in L.A.? The show? I think it was in New York, but they funders. Yeah, New York.

It was, it was her, they, like, roast a bunch of MAGA women and they fundraised for ACLU. It was awesome. It was my deep dive recently. It was like, it's my whole algorithm right now. It's so good. Huge.

Huge of true. Anyway. Was that right about Laura Cara? No. Damn it. Unfortunately, it's Mr. Lunt. What the fuck is a lunch? Yeah, can we look at Mr. Lunt?

I don't think it's a vegetable. Yeah, I don't think it's a vegetable. He's just Mr. Oh, fuck. Is it squash? So, Mr. Lunt. I don't know, but like, he is hiding in the background. Oh, he's a gourd for sure.

He's a decorative Latin gourd. Oh. Oh, a Latin gourd? A decorative Latin gourd, which I assume is it. He wears this hat that covers his eyes in a way that's like, you're the traitor. Right. What is a hat he has on? That's his hat.

Oh, that over there. Got it, got it. And I guess he has no eyes. Why is he like. picture of him without that hat, he has no lives. Yeah, but he's also in that picture, he's, like, giving Hugh Hefner in a bad way. I mean, I don't know if there's a really good way

to give Hugh Heffner. I give Hugh Heffner. Yeah, I would say if you're like subverting it, it's great. Well, what are we supposed to do with Gordes? Are Gordes edible? Yeah, yeah. Like that thing?

The little hard ones that come around like the holidays? He has a mustache and beauty marks. He has a gold tooth. He has a gold tube. I mean, he's just the traitor. So he's eating. Yeah, I see. Because he has a gold tube.

He is. No, I think, I don't know what Lunt is. Is Lunt a word or is it just his name? I think his name. I think he's a gourd. Because all of them have like vegetable in the name and he's just Mr. Lund. I mean, sometimes you're just Mr. Lunt. Yeah.

Sometimes you're just Mr. Lunt. Yeah. Sometimes you're just Mr. Lunt. You're just Mr. Lunt. Maybe I'll do that for my drag king persona. Mr. Lunt. If you did drag as Mr. Lunt, that would be, I mean, you'd probably do, you'd probably look great. Are you all familiar with the House of Avalon?

No. They're drag house here in LA And they, for Halloween They do these like A really elaborate costumes Like one year You look up House of Avalon Halloween costumes

Oh, I'm very excited As it's like eight of them And they always do these like really conceptual things Like one year they went as The McDonald's like McNugget things Oh wow

One year they went as like They went as shrunken dollheads Oh that's so good Like Hairbear's year Okay that's really good They always do like really fun stuff Oh

Can you look up Can you look up the shrunken heads? Something like that. I'll be following them immediately. So they made these like really long torsos with like these tiny heads on top. Oh, wow. It was really, really, really cool. That's actually huge.

I really, I really want to see this in person. It's really cool. Anyway, I could see them for Halloween doing the veggie tails. Yes. And they, oh, they're, it'll be really cool. Wait, they have to do that. Yeah, right. House of Babylon, if you listen to this, do the veggie tail.

Yeah, please. Do the veggie tails. Come on. Or maybe we should do the veggie tail. Yeah, we could do it. I call him Mr. Lunt. Yeah, you're Mr. Lund. And then I guess it'll be French P's.

Yeah, yeah. Well, we should be the French P's, right? Because there's two of us and we're the same person and we're annoying. So we'll do French peas and you'll be Mr. Lunt and that's it. And those are the only characters that matter. Okay, what about this? Parts of the cerebrum. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Okay, who is... Is this the Cerebrum here? Yeah. It's your brain. Okay, yeah. It's in your brain. It's in your brain. So these are the parts of the cerebrum, which one is the traitor?

The frontal lobe, obviously, this controls the executive function. Right. Okay. The, I don't know how to pronounce these. Let me see if I do. Perietal lobe. Perietal lobe. Perietal lobe?

Yeah, the perietal lobe, which processes sensory information regarding temperature, taste, touch, and movement. The temporal lobe, which manages memory, emotion, language, hearing. And the occipital lobe, which is responsible for visual processing and recognition. Which is the part we see inside out? Where are they sitting at? And the cerebellum? Oh, my God, great question. Well, they'd probably be somewhere where they're processing emotions, which means they would be in the temporal lobe.

The traitor and the optical lobe is the oocypidyl lobe is responsible for visual processing and recognition. So maybe in everyone it could be a different thing. Because if you're a person, for example, like Olivia, who is kind of like sometimes she'll see somebody be like, that looks like that person to me. Yeah, I have face blindness and I actually just found out so does my brother a little bit. And it makes me feel like. Oh, is it genetic? I don't know what it is, but I have friends who have it. I had a roommate who really had it when I was changing my hair all the time and that was haunting for them.

But yeah, it's like sometimes you either when I'm either I'll recognize someone I don't know and be like, that's that person or I'll see, like, I'll see someone like in a TV show and be like, who the fuck is this character? And like, whoever I'm watching with will have to be like, that's been a character. the whole time. So for you, your trader could be the occipital lobe. My trader is probably the occipital lobe and the temporal lobe. Yeah. So what would you all be? I'm going to say the traitor.

Yeah. Is the temporal lobes. You're right. Okay. Now here's one more I want to do. Okay. Because, and we don't have the answer for this, I think we can all figure it out our cause.

Because we started this episode with parts of the vagina. Oh my God. I think we've got to figure out which part of the vagina. Can we get a label? a labeled, a, fucking, what do you call it?

Diagram. Labeled Vigna diagram. Labeled vagina. That's a drag man. Yeah. Labeled vagina diagram. That would be a funny.

Right. Yeah. Okay. So this is the vulva and the vagina. Right. So you see the cervix. The cervix is between. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Now, who is the traitor? Wow. I have a pitch. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to pitch, if we're all in a roundtable, what I would say is,

I think that you're, rethrill opening is the traitor because it has nothing to do with the vagina really. It's just kind of there. It's like technically like, I mean, maybe that's too obvious, but that's where your pee comes out, right? Okay. That's where your pee comes out. If you don't know this, you don't pee from your vagina, guys. People think you do. I don't know why that is. You don't. But yeah, to me, I'm like, well, who, why is she here? Right. Right. But I don't know. Maybe that's too obvious. Yeah. What are your guys's instincts? I mean, I don't trust clitoralhood and clitoris because they're always working as a team.

Right. In a very terra-johnie way. Yeah. Where I'm like, okay, so you guys came in together. You're pretending you're not friends. But like I can see that you're friends because you're the hood of this one. Yes, absolutely. And also you know each other.

And also traders have the hood. Right. They wear the hood. They wear the hood. Clitoral hood came with her own hood. She's the traitor. Yeah. Okay.

I'm just, I hear that. But because she she likes to surround herself and have a lot like toxic men in her life. I think ovary. I think ovary. Yeah. Like she, like, since she was a little, she's born, she's had all these toxic men inside of her, you know? Absolutely.

So I think we should, I think she might be. So much going on inside her. And she's losing it a little bit. Yeah, there's two of them. Yeah. Which is like a Gemini? Gemini. Like, the ovary is a Gemini. I'm nervous about it.

Okay, the ovary is a Gemini, son, Gemini Moon. Do you have any Gemini in your chart? No. I have Gemini. I have Venus and Gemini. Venus and Gemini? Okay. Which is Venus is your,

Venus is your like love. Love one. Yeah. But coming with your own hood is crazy. Yeah. Coming to this show with your own hood. Budget cuts, maybe they encouraged her to bring it. Fair, fair, fair, yeah.

Also, maybe it's a red hair. Winning all those Emmys is nothing for them. No, nobody's making money right now. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I believe you, you've influenced me at the table. I'm writing down clitoris and clitoris. Clitoral hood. Cooler hood. Okay, so we're sending clitoral.

we are sending clitoral hood home. Yeah. And then clitoral hood stands up and says. Oh my God. Are you going to be clitoral hood? Well, I think we can popcorn. Clitoralhood stands up and says, yeah, like, wow, I fucking knew this would happen. And I know that I'm not the traitor.

Well, what do they do? You would do a better clitoral hood. Yeah, you would do a better clitoral hood. Yeah, because you've been on traitors. I haven't been on traitors. Hail you vulvas and vaginas. Yeah, there we go. Already better.

Being here was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. To get me to see all of y'all for real because I only ever see Majora we put before. Yeah. See a BravoCon. Yeah, BravoCon. And I can't believe that I spent my entire game playing. You guys think that I could be a traitor. You thought me, I, the clitoral hood, I cover us.

I shield this entire thing from see danger, seen, and unseen. I was a traitor. You guys are ridiculous because you were fucking right. I am a traitor. Wow. Oh my gosh. This is huge. This is huge of true.

We only have two more to find. Wow. Would y'all ever go on Trader? I would love to. I would be so bad at it. I would love it. Why? Why do you think it would be bad?

I'm terrified of lying. Unless I, unless it's like, it feels like life or death. Okay. In which case I would like go into survival mode and then that's like, and then I judge myself and then I'd be mean to myself because it'd be like, if you can lie this well, that means you're a terrible person. And then I just spiral by myself and everyone would be like, why is she so quiet? Also, if I was a traitor and someone asked me, I'd be like, yeah.

No, you can't. You can't. Girl, they threaten they will sue you into oblivion. If you- Okay, well, then I absolutely wouldn't. That's a good enough reason to lie. It's not being sued into oblivion. Yeah.

I think I'm covered that. That's one of their rules. I'd be down to lie if that's the alternative. You cannot say to anyone I am, like, I forget what the wording is. It's going to be able to, you can't, like, say, like, like you and I have a thing like I'm a traitor just saying no you can't do that

no that makes sense I think I could also if I was a faithful I would either be sent home because no one would believe I'm a faithful because I would get all like flustered or because I'm just they're like she's annoying and we want her to go home well I'm when I did play traitors everyone's thing was she's really

annoying that's gorgeous is everyone was like at at the round table they'd be like you're either a really bad faithful or a really annoying traitor they're like we don't know what's going I don't know. It was like a lot of my like friends friends. So it's like a lot of people.

Wow. You really know you that well. That's even worse. Because your friends calling you annoying is funny. But people don't know you. You're like, damn. It's just being like, I have so many theories.

And how many of y'all played? Oh, it was a lot of us. It was like 20. Oh, wow. Yeah. It would be so fun if traders did like a like a YouTube offshoot. If they were like influencer content trader. Yeah.

They have to do. That would be so fun. Yeah. I did the YouTube Jeopardy thing. Oh, my God. So fun. So, so I watched Celebrity Jeopardy because I think it's really fun, which those questions are much easier than regular Jeopardy. The YouTube Jeopardy, I mean, it was like one plus three is what?

And I'm like, but it's still, what people don't tell you is the buzzer is the thing that's very tricky. Yeah. Because the buzzer, so when he gets to the last syllable of the last word, these lights light up on the screen that the audience can see, that we can see. And only when those light up can you buzz in. If you buzz in before that, it locked your buzzer out for 0.25 seconds. Oh, wow. Because their whole technique. If you buzz too early because you have the right answer, you can just not get.

Like 0.25. Right. Exactly. So it's like the tech, the buzzer technique. And that point 25 seconds is huge. Girl. It's everything. Oh, wow.

Yeah. I was watching pop culture Jeopardy last night, which is also excellent. Oh, I was hosted by Colin Joe's, so hot. Excellent. Oh my God. It's so cute. Yeah. And it's very excellent.

Like literally all of the like questions you can actually answer, which is so fun. Yeah. Because like when I watched Jeopardy, I'm like, I'm just. I don't fucking know this. He was like Archduke and Ferdinand. Doesn't look at I don't fucking know. When I watched Jeopardy with my grandma, who is almost 102, she answers all of them. Really?

I was there. No, it's such a fun show. That's fair. And I do another thing, all these offshoots, pop culture Jeopardy. I am. Celebrity Jeopardy. So fun. Yeah.

You were against Brennan Lee Mulligan, right? Who is so smart. I know, right? He's ridiculously smart. I know. He's such a nice guy. Are you watching Housewives at all? I watched Housewives of Atlanta.

Oh, fun. Yeah. You're not watching. Rhode Island. Not right. What are the fuck? I need you to watch Rhode Island. Rhode Island.

Is it good? Really good. Is it really? Like, why is the girl from Jersey in Rhode Island now? Does she move? So she's there because she looks like one of the other ones and that's why they're friends. Oh, that's really funny. So, so, uh, what's her name?

Dolores. Dolores. So does she live in Rhode Island? No. She just comes in to hang out because she looks like one of the girls. That's crazy. And they're like, it's so crazy. We kind of look similar.

And it's like, then they go like, well, we went to the same plastic surgery. That'll do it. That'll do it. There is a woman on there who I love. Her name is Alicia. And she is like a notorious flip-flopper. And she'll get into a huge fight with somebody and then be like, fine.

I love you. Let's be fine again. Amazing. Well, the thing about these housewives, they go on these show and like, they know what is being asked to them. They're playing the part often. They're so good. I mean.

Yeah. And it's like, how do they not see these train wrecks at these fights that are so, they into every season. It's like so cyclical, but I'm like, Jesus Christ, we have to fight about the same thing I'll get. But listen, they're professionals. They know what they're doing. It's great.

You know, Atlanta, of course, too. You know, they're professional. That's like wrestling. That's like wrestling for the not straight male gaze. It is exactly what that. It's like, you all know it's like kind of put on and it's like everyone's a character and we're seeing the fights. It's wrestling.

It is wrestling. A hundred percent. Did you just come up with that? Ah, yeah. I mean, someone else might have also said it in the past, but I've never heard them say it. I came up with it in my world. Okay, speaking of things for straight males,

there is a Marvel character that is inspired by you. You're aware of this, right? Shade. Yeah. That's such a good thing ever. That's the craziest thing ever. I was just like doing like a little research, and I was like, wait, what the fuck?

I didn't know about this. Yeah, it's like a mixture. It's an enogamation of myself. Sheikula and the vixen. This person wrote it. And they're like, when we wrote it, we thought of you three queens. I mean, that's like, I mean, that's insane.

And it's like the first known draft. drag queen in the Marvel cinematic universe. I guess not cinematic because it's a comic book, right? Yeah. I mean, I'm like, I hope they bring her to, I mean, are you all big Marvel fans? No, but if you were in it, I would be. Yeah, I would immediately be like, well, I've got to watch all of it now. I don't see any.

I don't want, oh, you would like it? I love Marvel. You should be saying that because they should cast you a lot. I know. Cast me a shame. I love Marvel. Yeah. Love Marvel.

Love all her movie. Won't stop talking about it. It won't stop. It can't stop. It can't stop Marvel. No, but yeah, it's like so dope That some queer was on their writing I'm like, I'm gonna make a character inspired

into some drag queens Yeah, and then it got like a really positive reaction I know I mean her power, what's her power again? She's like, she has a fan Oh no, she sings She has a fan that does like her I know.

Wait, Marvel? Okay, wait, I really do think we need to make like a shade like Marvel show Now that Marvel is making all the TV shows Like I do think you need a show wear your shade. I mean, if,

well, people are like a little mad at Marvel now because of the whole thing they just laid off a bunch of their creative. Right. Yes.

And that is bad. And that's bad. And that is bad. But to make up for it. You should hire this a black, queer person. They are in desperate need of good PR. Yeah, they are.

Actually, like, they need a little bit of a rebrand. Like, all the stuff is like, like, I don't understand. What did they, what was the last one? Avatar. Avengers. Avengers. Avengers.

Avatar, the last... No, not Avenger. Avatar Endgame. Yeah. Avatar End game? Yeah. It's just like they all die or something. They're all, they all fuck their horses.

They have blue tails. Right, right. They hook up with their horses. Right, right. Avatar the last end game. Yeah. The Avatar. Okay, yes.

In Avatar the Last End game, we all worked out and I've always thought that. So I think we could do a real good rebrand with just like a whole thing around shade. Yeah. It would really good shade. Yeah. Wait, I want the power. It was... Allowing a shade to control dark force energy

to teleport himself and others. Oh. Okay. So almost like a night crawl situation? Yeah. Okay. I would love to see where you would teleport. I know.

I would probably teleport to a bathhouse or something. Fun. You're just using it for like your own day. I'm not going to fight evil. I'm going to have fun. I'm going to skip traffic. Yeah. Yes.

Now that. Honestly. That is what you did. Oh, my God. Just in German. I went to, um, Bergheim, have you guys ever been? Burkheim in Germany?

No. So Germany, they have these clubs at like 24 hours. Oh, yes. Yes. It opens on Thursdays and closes until Monday morning. And it was my first time, but like the queue for this thing can be like sometimes six hours long. And then you can stand in the queue for that long, get to the front and the bouncer's like, no. Something that happens.

That is what would happen. That is a nightmare. That's what would happen. Before my friends went, we were like looking at like the, what is it? There's no rivalry. There's no dress go or whatever. Just like, because when you get in, you can wear as little or as much clothes as you want. It's just a vibe.

It's just a vibe. It's probably not you. You literally. So that's even worse. At least like, oh, maybe if I change my outfit, no. They're just like reading your energy. You are. No.

Oh my God. That's awful. So I ended up getting on, I did some DMs or whatever. I got on the list to go in. And it was so fun. If y'all ever go to Germany, go to Bergheim. Is it just like, is it like a sex club? No, so people are having sex in there.

Okay, great. But the majority of people just dance. Okay. It's like a big techno room, a big house room. Like it's just fun. There's something so fun about like dancing and then being the only like two people fucking in the dance room. Yeah. And it's allowed.

It's allowed. Yeah, I just was feeling it. Yeah. Well, you know, the European girl is honey, they just... They just go for it. They just go for it. Love that. Like no inhibition.

Sometimes so do people in a, in a Vegas pool. Oh. Oh, yeah. You were in a Vegas pool. They were fucking in the pool. They were fucking in the pool during a concert, during a concert, the day next to trigger warning. She's going to say a slur. Vomit in the pool.

She didn't say a slur. And I was like, this is, anytime I've thought, oh, I'm a little messy, oh, I'm a little chaotic. I'm like, I am a saint. I am Mother Mary. That is straight culture. It's the most thing I've ever witnessed.

Being in Vegas fucking a fool, like to vomit is straight culture. And then we were, and Cabo, were in a comment? Cavo. Yes. And then we were in that pool. Because I was in the vomit.

Yeah, but they were older and they were doing it more subtly than the younger people with the vomit. But it was still, we could tell. Jesus Christ. They were there and they were fucking and you can tell when someone's fucking because I have like a curse and that people are just following you fucking in the pool. Yeah. So I can never get a pool. And that's my cross to bear. Damn, girl.

Never get a pool. Oh my God. Also, parking a pool for a gaze is just not practical because we need loob. Yeah. And so the pool is anti-water is anti-lob. But I guess when there's a vagina involved, it's kind of similar. Is it? I'm not saying.

Maybe it's easier. It's not easy. You do it for the plot, I think. Got it. I don't prefer anything in water. Anytime I've ever done it, I'm like, well, this is for the plot and that's fun. But if this was my daily sexual activity, I would be like, this is not it. It's more mentally fun than physically fun.

Yes. Because I think people think about that scene from showgirl. Are you familiar with showgirls? I haven't seen it. Okay. Well, it's this iconic scene where Jesse Spano, aka, uh, uh, sorry, Elizabeth Berkeley, Jesse Spanel from Save By the Bell. She's having sex with this guy in this pool. I mean, if you can pull up a still, we don't have to watch the scene.

And then she's like, she's having sex. They don't show any nudity. Yeah. So you can pull out. She's having sex in the pool with this guy. And what she's like having sex. this big reaction. It turns out

to just like a little second she's like oh my god yeah they have to see the scene show the scene it's like literally like two seconds head back

head back no but she's like convulsing she's like making waves she's flashing I'm like it can't be that good bit it never it cannot be that good

a little sex in that pool no she's putting on a show and I love a performer yeah but yeah no it can't be that good there's just no way

she just won like like some posthumous award for this like all these years all these years later because... Her best orgasm. That would be insane, posthumous. Girl, what she was having, like, after Save by the Bell, she was like one of the big stars,

whatever, and then she gets the offer for this movie. Yeah. And she thinks it's going to be like her breakout thing. And she gets the office. She does a movie. And it is critics slam it. Cudderics hate it. It gets trash.

It gets trash. Until the gays find it. And that's what... And it becomes a cult classic film. And cult classics are the best. I know. You just never know until years later. And then everyone loves it.

it forever. Once it's a cult classic, it will last forever in a way that regular classics won't. 100%. And then I will die on that hill. Also, the meanest thing you can say to somebody is like, this is going to be a cult classic. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. I know. If you're predicting it's a cult classic, it's like if it becomes a cult classic, that's amazing. Yeah. Exactly. There's that one, the room or the stairs. Oh, the room. The room. We watched Bird Demic on the podcast. We do movie nights. Burmemic is a great cult classic. It's like, um, there's, we We watch a bunch of like famously like bad cult classic movies on on our Patreon. It is so fucking fun.

People vote on like what to do. And yeah, we haven't seen the room though. I mean, we've seen it, but we haven't seen it on the page. In college, my friends, we watched the room a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, the tall guy. He's like, he's speaking weird. Yeah. Yeah, you got it. Oh, hi, Mark. Oh, hi, Mark. Yeah. We have taken so much of your time. We love you.

I love that. This is so fun. We are so grateful you're here. Thank you for having. Yeah. Had so much fun. You are an absolute delight. Yeah, you're a joy.

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Wow. That was so rude. So rude. And I've emailed and texted DM, and they're like, no. Oh, I'm rude. You can have it back. It's fine. Why do that?

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