Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - DUMPED FROM THE ISLAND

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Syd and Olivia create their own unhinged Spotify Wrapped categories, give cursed movie recommendations, and give a lengthy Love Island update based on your votes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You guys look sexy. You guys look so freaking sexy. Wow. What an honor to be in your car telling you how sexy you look. What a sexy honor to be in your car. I just assume everyone's watching and listening this, watching and listening to this from their car. Yeah.

And I'm in everyone's car. I'm, so you're saying it from that angle. I'm saying, we've got both angles covered. Yeah, yeah. We got both angles covered. How have you been?

How have you been? How's your angle? How's your angle? I'm good. I'm, since last time that we spoke, Olivia and I have both seen Wicked now. Twice. Twice.

Yeah. So there's that. And did you need to be scared? No. I didn't need to be scared because. And just to clarify, if this is your first episode, Sid wasn't scared because witch is scary. Well, I would say witches be scary and monkeys be flying.

She was scared because she wanted it to be good. And it was. I was scared because I was worried it wouldn't be that great. And it was great. Yeah. And I know that like this, I don't, I don't want to pump up Wicked so much that if you haven't seen it yet. Right.

That you're like, okay, I have really high expectations and then you go in and it's not as great as great as you wanted. It's just, if you like the musical. They did a great job. You're going to like it. It's fun. It's great. It's so good.

Arian is great. Cynthia's great. It's just great. They did a great job. We've got some great new names from it that we're using every day now. You guys, we've been saying these names often. Two of the characters and two animal characters. One is named Dulsa Bear.

Dulce Bear. And that's a nanny and they just throw it away. they're like yeah she was raised by her nanny dulcabair it's like cool yeah of course everyone's raised by their nanny dulcabare what and then there's chistery which is just history with a chish it is the best name i've ever heard i love the name chistery like the idea of just taking any subject in school and putting a different starting sound like chalgebra yeah like oh like if there was a monkey name chalgebra i love the monkey yeah that would be amazing chieography ch geography it's really close chapanishish yeah

Spanish. Beautiful. Spanish AP. Yeah. Those are all beautiful names for your new children that you'll be making by the end of this car ride. Yeah, I kind of do with me. Hiding in your trap. Here I am to make children with you and name them all terrible names.

I do think that the next like top baby names for 2025 should include Chistery. Chistery and Dulcabair. 100%. Dalsa bear. Yeah. And you brought up a good point right before you started filming with. which was that Elvobah's father calls Dulce Bear Dulce Bear and the question is, are they fucking?

Are they fucking what's going on there? They might be. Dulcy Bear? That sounds like a pet name. Not like a pet, but like a sexual pet name. Like pet play. Do you think they're into pet play? Switched?

Switched? Switched? She walks him on a leash. She walks him on a leash and he goes, please put me in my cage and give me my bone. I don't know. Yeah, he goes, put me in a cage and take away. That was me outing myself as being not.

burst in pet play. No, I think Elphaba's father says to Dulcy Bear, put me in my cage and make me take away the, and take away the ability for me to speak. Oh, yeah. I can only, meow. I can only, I can only roar now. Oh, roar. Yeah.

And then, yeah, and then fuck me. Yeah, that's what they always do. And that is. If you haven't seen wicked, this makes no sense to you at all. If you have seen wicked, this makes minimal sense. Yeah. One of the two. If you have seen it, you probably didn't pay this much attention.

to Dulce Bear and the father. I'm sure you didn't because you were distracted by that girl who says, yeah, so cute. Oh my God. The baby Nessa Rose. Baby Nessa Rose is maybe the cutest child after. That is the star of the, if that girl does not star in everything from now on. Yeah.

Then it's just like, well, why even be alive anymore? Yeah. Why even like wake up? I think she should be the next John Wick. Yes. Have her be the next John Wick. She was a cute in all the John Wick movies. She had two lines.

be like cute as thing retired and then just knock someone over kill somebody yeah I would someone I would pay anything I would I would I would give I would give my limbs I would give bones I would literally take bones from my body or for my fridge and give them to you yeah absolutely I have an update yep um I am in my black sludge flooding from my sink era yes you are um I'm a black sludge is coming out of all of my pipes girly it started happening today and when I tell you it's It smells so crazy in here. It feels crazy in here. So one cool thing about my apartment is that the pipes have decided to throw up black sludge.

Throw up black sludge. In multiple apartments in this building. And I'm lucky because even though black sludge flooded all over my apartment, I do have tile. And there were people on upper floors who had black sludge leaking from the ceiling, which is so much worse. So much worse. Because it rate. Yeah, because then it's on everything. Yeah.

But you can't put. stuff up. So you're saying you don't like black sludge on all of your furniture? Okay. So I didn't know you were going to spin it like that. Okay. So you're saying you're not open to that interesting expression of artwork on your furniture? Okay. I didn't know you were going to turn it on me like this. Okay. But yeah, that's my whole update. I love that. Yeah, it's beautiful. You know what that kind of reminds me of your black sludge era? Yeah, my new era. Um, is a Spotify wrapped. Oh, playlist recently came out. Yes. Everyone's Spotify. summed up each month with like a nonsense phrase.

And it was like, you know, May was your witchy alt z dark pop era. And it's like, the fuck does that mean? What was the one everyone got that listened to Chapel Rhone? Pilates, Princess, Strat. Pink Pilates, Princess, strut at era. Slut era. It didn't feel human.

It didn't feel like people made it. I don't think people made it. I'm going to go out of the land and say people. I don't think people made it. I don't think people made it. It was made by people. Playlists. But you know who's people?

Who? We are people. According to some. According to some. And we made our own years worth of Spotify genre phrases. Yeah, we decided to be just as nightmarish as Spotify because we are so good at being nightmarish. It's really our skill.

It's not only a skill, but it's a curse. So this is a segment called Cursed Spotify rap. Hot music. Oh, it was beautiful. No more. music. All right. Well, tell me about your January.

Okay. Let's start. Let's go back and forth. Okay. Here is your Spotify, 24, wrapped. You ready? Mm-hmm. January was your villainous K-Hole horror hour.

Wow. I wrote, January was your victim mentality disco-cunt era. Wow. That's really good. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so we have villainous K-hole hour. Or victim-ment.

Disco Cunt. So pick your January. Yeah, pick your January. February was your wild and free Princess on the Run era. Beautiful. Okay, February was your pumpkin spice orphan scamming season. Oh, beautiful. So whichever one was, they're kind of similar. They are. Both people should be on the run. So are you wild and free on the run? Or are you enjoying a pumpkin spice latte and scamming orphans. March was your arrest. That's really good. I did, March was your bisexual proud boy slut pop moment. Almost the same. Almost the same.

I wonder if we're going to be kind of, if there's going to be a link in each of these. Yeah. March was your arrest or your bisexual proud boy slut pop moment. April was your cuty court date catwalk moment. Wow. Or April was your kink shaming gym rat waterboarding era. Oh, perfect.

Yeah. So one of those. One of those. They're similar. So basically, like, yeah, it's whichever one you identify with, you were either in court. Yeah, maybe you were in court, maybe you were being, you were kinkshaming and going to the gym and doing some waterboarding. May was your prison court inside girly, comfy in your cage vibe. Wow.

Okay, so yours are starting to take a theme. It's a narrative in yours. Okay, that's beautiful. Mine are as random as the AI. Love. So that's great. We get one of each. Okay, May, you were giving terrorist eating disorder vibes.

And I've always said that. I've always said that. And what kind of music would that be? I feel like it's just mostly screaming. Oh my God. And that's actually perfect to listen to. Yeah. In your cage.

Oh, yeah. That's really good. For my May, which is prison core inside girly comfy and your cage vibe. That's beautiful. June was your escape. Yours are really, they're really good. It's narrative. I love the narrative.

It's listen. You're in a K-hole. You get caught. Yeah. You go to court. Now you're in prison. and then you escape. Yeah.

And if you're not living that direct narrative, then maybe you can relate to this. June, you were in your matching with the three little pigs on field and wondering if they're siblings moment. Yeah. So if you were on field,

the sex app, and you matched with the three little pigs and thought, are they related? Or are they not related? Because I always kind of thought they were related. And the truth is, like,

they might be and they might still be into that. Yeah. And I'm not even saying that you're like going to go meet them. I'm just saying you match with them. Well, you could even just kind of have like a little romantic text session. You could text them. You could ask. That's your June is all I'm saying.

That's your June. All I'm saying is that's what you're doing in June unless you are. Escaping. Unless you are escaping. It's one of the two. All right. So after your escape, July was your girl boss girl toss me the keys to that stranger's smart car. We need to steal it moment. That's beautiful. Thank you. What song is that? We're breaking free soul. Yeah. Fly it. I really thought you were going to go live as die young bad girls do it. That would be in there. But the idea of breaking free from high school musical being in there is then it's like fast die young bad girls do it well. Yeah, that's really good. We should do a cover of that because that was beautiful we just did. Yeah, it's actually, we should do a

concert. We should do an episode that's just a concert of all our most beautiful songs. And yeah, and the good thing about that is they're all be like, Lafax die on badger don't do it. Banana no. Yeah, the best thing is that all of our covers of songs are not the original. lyrics as well. Exactly. We always are singing different. Exactly. We have so many songs we've changed all the lyrics to.

Sid and Olivia Bops. That would be a fun episode. Continue. Okay. July was your drug-induced schizophrenia, evil stepson season. Okay. It's almost the same. It's almost the same.

So it's like one is more of a like bad girl vibes and one is more bad boy vibes. Yeah, yeah. If you're more like, give me the car, the smart car, I'm stealing it, girly. Or if you're like, drug-induced schizophrenia, evil step son. bad boy. Evil step son, bad boy. Okay.

August was your faking your own death in the river era. Okay. Okay. Beautiful because that actually really links up with my August.

Gorgeous. I feel like that's just kind of an August vibe. It's so August. Every August you're always faking your death in the river and like the song on repeat is like...

Yeah. From Prince of Egypt. Yeah. But it's that version. It's that version. And with a projected video of you doing that with your hands. Okay, August. Okay, August was absolutely your mummified woman in the basement era.

Why is she always in there? It's so August. It's so August. And you know she starts to stink because of that August tea? 100%. And you know what that playlist is? It's like a record player from like the 20s. that just skips and plays like old, like really old songs, but like skips in like a haunted way.

Like it's from a horror movie? Like it's from a horror movie? Like you're walking into a room and like what would be playing if you walked into a basement and there was a mummified woman there. Absolutely. Yeah. That's always what plays. Okay. What's your September? Okay. So after you fake your own death in the river, September was your new number, new name, new face rebrand in Mexico Momentito. Okay. I could believe that being one of them. Yes. That's. Spotify Raft came up with. I could actually imagine that because it was, there were so weird that that could have been. Yeah. That's beautiful. Yeah. And what and that's obviously like that and jams. Well yeah, it could be like Latin jams. Um, it could be like, um, a new day has come by Celine Dion. Okay. Beautiful. It's not what you would think. No, it's not. It's not the energy you'd think, but it is the message you'd think. Yes. Um, for me, for my Spotify wrapped, I wrote, September is giving debt.

Yeah. So, sorry. September is giving debt. Sorry if you sign up for my playlist. I'm so sorry. September is so much debt. It's just giving debt. And what's the song?

Like money, money, money. Yeah. What's that song, Bills? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pay my bills. Yeah. Okay. So September was your new number, new name, new face rebrand in Mexico momentit.

Or it's giving debt. Or, and then, sorry. Oh, too. Then October was Halloween. Beautiful. Okay, I wrote something. Because you're always listening to like, this is Halloween.

Yeah, it's just Halloween. Yeah. Okay, beautiful. I wrote something very similar. Tell me. I wrote, in October, you were a freak poopie diaper accident,

double diaper, adult diaper girly. Mm-hmm. What song is that? What song? Oh, ice spice. Oh, yeah. Ice spice. You think you're going to shit.

You're not even the fart. Yeah, that's what, yeah. Absolutely. I just, I just, I also. looked up songs about poop and there's a song, oh, help by the Beatles comes up. Well, because you're covering in poopies, so help. Help. And scream and shout by Britney Spears and let it go.

Wow, that's crazy that these come up. Well, yeah, let it go. Let it go out of your sphincter. And then, of course, the pooh-poo song by the TD Kids. I've always said that. All right. Sphinctor. That's a word I haven't said in a while.

Oh, you want to do it again? No, I love a sphincter. I just. No, did you want to say it again? You haven't said it in a while. Sphinctor. Did you like that? Wow, that felt really good.

Good. That makes me really happy. Yeah. I got to assist with that. But I got to help you with that. Thank you so much for being like that. Cool. Cool.

Cool. All right, what was your November? My November was your boss, babe, taking over the cartel and getting free ketamine for life vibe. Oh my God. And that's just brat. That's just the natural progression of the story. And that is just brat.

That's just brat. You're just listening to that. Can I do a little bit. Yeah. Okay. So mine was very simple. It was November was your C. Carnies every time you close your eyes phase. That is so true.

So you keep your eyes open. And it's only I am the clown with the tear away face from this is Halloween. It's that line over and over and over and over again. I'm the clown with the tear away face on repeat. That's the playlist. Yep, 100%. And then December was your Pilates Princess Stret Pop season. Wow.

Okay. Similarly, I wrote, December was your Paul Blart Mall Cop, a feel of these big old Paul Blartz. Paul Blast off. That's literally my December, every December. Yeah, I think that that made perfect sense in comparison to everything else. No, I think it's truly, that's just what it is. And I think that's just the final countdown.

That's the final countdown on repeat. So that was your cursed Spotify rap music. Cut it! Okay, so now that we've done that, it might be time for a Love Island update. That's true. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's true. So welcome to the Sydney Olivia Love Island Fantasy Bracket. Q music.

The music. I came out for love. That's beautiful. Okay. So last, when we last saw you, what was happening? So last time we asked you to vote on who is going to be voted off the island out of RFK's brainworm, tomb gist, the burning pile of furniture outside my apartment building, Glenn Close, Scrappy-Doo bursting out of Mr. Bean's chest,

the rainbow fish and chat GPT. Now lots of good villa islanders here. 100%. It will be sad to see any of them go. Oh, absolutely devastating. It'll be devastating for all of them. Yeah. As you know, they've formed some really close relationships.

They are isolated from the outside world and given a lot of alcohol. Yeah, they have no idea what's going on on the outside. They have no idea if anyone is alive or dead. Yeah, no idea. They don't know what happened with the election. They had no idea what happened with the election. Poor guys. Trying to keep them there.

God, they weren't even allowed to vote. I know. Because they were on the island. I know. Anyway, so before we announce who is going to be sent home. Yeah, we're just going to tune into the episode. Yeah, the episode. The Islanders are sent to play a game.

This game is a classic Love Island game. It is a baggage game. Where the islanders have to line up and they get a bunch of suitcases. And they have to match the baggage inside of the suitcase. Meaning like the tail. terrible dirty, sexy secret. With the Islander. That it belongs to.

So everyone lines up and we start revealing the baggage. The first suitcase that gets opened is... The secret says, this Islander has hooked up with several politicians. Everyone's like, ooh. Who is it? Who is that? Who is that? Oh, it's got to be RFK's brainwain. He's literally all right. He's literally all right. He's like, I don't know how old are this person.

It's got to be RFK's brainwain because he's wearing politicians all the time, babe. Always vibes. Yeah. So then everyone guesses. RFK's brainworm. And the answer is no. It's not him. It's Toongis.

It's Toongis, which is crazy. Toongis hooked up with Bill and Hillary at the same time. Timgis says, yeah, babe, what can I say? I'm a lad's lad. Yeah. like hooking up with a politician. Yeah, yeah. Call me Chelsea Clinton.

Yeah. I've hooked up with the rest of your family. Okay. After his weird shout out to Chelsea Clinton, we move on. The next suitcase is opened. It says, this Islander had two DUIs. Oh, no. No.

Everyone guesses that it's the fire outside my apartment building. It's got to be the fire because they're chaotic. They are a walking pocket rocket. Rocket, rocket, rocket. An absolute flame. Yeah. She's going, I don't know. Yeah, but the thing is, the fire doesn't drive.

People drive her everywhere. She can get anything she wants. That girl is like, she has men in the palm of her hands. She's got men wrapped around her fire. She can do anything she wants. So the answer is not the fire. The answer is the rainbow fish. No way.

Because the rainbow fish has a breathalyzer in its car. and it can't start its forward focus until it blows a certain number, but it takes all of its breath to do so. And since it has limited breath because it's dying, it most often just takes the bus instead. The rainbow fish says, Does it have a bus pass? Yeah, of quarters.

Okay. Are you kidding me? Well, I... Does the rainbow fish have a bus pass? So offended by me asking that. Yeah, of course the rainbow fish has a bus pass. What the fuck are you talking about, Olivia? What is he, why doesn't he just...

like rent his car out to people. Because he doesn't have that many funds. He's the rainbow fish. He can't get a job. Right. Well, he could rent his car out. People could pay him to drive his car. Right, but he doesn't have thumbs. He can't put it up online. That's the answer I needed. That was the only answer I was looking for.

I don't want to do this with you right now. Okay. The next person, this Islander, once hooked up with five guys in one night. Oh my gosh. And we all know who it is. We all know it is. And they all go burning pile of furniture. And she goes,

Bikes, sorry. It was just, it was actually six. It was actually six. Oh, vibes. I forgot it was actually six. Actually six.

Even you can't RFK. Oops. Yeah. Wow. Like, wow. Classic. And more is added to the lore of the burning pile of the furniture. Wow.

It's crazy. It's because, because, yeah, RFK and the burning pile of furniture hooked up. Outside of the villa. Because they matched on Raya. They matched on RIA.

Not RFK Jr's brainworm. RR. K Jr. So it's a little different. It's not like direct competition for Scrappy Doe, but it is interesting. And we also don't know if that was during the marriage to Cheryl Hines or before. It was. It was during? It was during. That sucks. I know. Poor Cheryl. No, she's so good too. She's so funny. She's so funny. She's so funny. She doesn't deserve that. Yeah. Anyway. Moving on. The next suitcase says played Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard on Broadway in 1994. Everyone says nothing.

They're like, I don't know what that means. I was born in 1998. Yeah, they're all so young. They're all, they're like, I don't know what that is. And then ChatGBT knows. Chat, GBT is like, Glenn Close played Norma Desmond in the Broadway production of Sunset Boulevard in 1994. Yeah. Everyone goes, okay.

Glenn Close. Glenn Close goes. Yeah. Then the next suitcase opens. And the secret is, when I was 17, I dragged the body of. an elk up to the top of Niagara Falls and used it to summon the five horsemen of the apocalypse, but I killed the fifth one and ate it. So now there are only four. Everyone knows who that is. Everyone's like, yeah, that's RFK's brainworm. The fact that they thought the first one

was RFK's brainworm when this one was coming up. It's so clearly this one, if this one had come first, everyone would have guessed it. But that's probably why they did that. That's probably why they did it in that order. Those pesky producers, they're so annoying. The next baggage opens. and says, this islander created an entire haunted themed island to trap his uncle and his uncle's friends for his revenge. Scrappy. Like, be, try harder. Try harder.

Try harder. Oh, we all know that Scrappy Do. That's Scrappy Do. That is the plot of the live action Scrappy Do movie that ends with him bursting out of Mr. Bean's chest. And that is the version of Scooby-Doo that this Scrappy do is from. Yes, um, that Scoppy, whoa. Whoa, that Scoppy.

me tell you about that. Scrappy. Scooby-Doo live-action movie, Spooky Island. Is that what it's called? It's Spooky Island. Scooby-Doo and then, Colen Spooky Island, the 2002 film. So good. That is what we are referencing.

It's so good, guys. If you haven't seen it, that's your next movie night. If you haven't seen it, that's your fault. Yeah, you got to see it. Anyway, so obviously everybody. That's Scrappy Do we all know. And then the final one comes up, and this Islander consumes roughly 500 milliliters of water equivalent to a standard water bottle for every set of five to 50 prompts

or questions everyone's guessing Glenn Close forgetting that Glenn Close already went no everyone's like Glenn Close that's so you yeah and Glenn Close is like so much water all the time and Glenn Close is like where oh oh oh close is freaking out panicking she starts shaking yeah like a fucking chihuahua and everyone's like oh it's actually it's chat GPT. So that's something to really think about. So something to really think about is... Yeah, that's something to think about.

Taking up a lot of water. So the game ends. So the game ends and the islanders go back to the villa. They're running back in their little swimsuits and their tiny little... Matching top hats for no reason. Yeah, why were they wearing these scandalous outfits for this? No idea. No one will ever know.

No one knows. They're all dressed like firemen. No one knows. But they're dressed like firemen, but they do have top hats. and they're all wearing speedos. Nobody knows why. And they come back to the villa and then all of a sudden, the two hosts.

Mark L. Walberg and Young Sheldon come out of the ground. They come, they hover out of the ground. The ground opens up into a liquid sludge and they emerge out of the sludge. Like this sludge emerged from my sink this morning. They float above the ground and they say Islanders. And you hear, that's like the sounds of the ground. That's the sounds right.

Islanders gather around the fire pit. All the islanders gather around the fire pit. They're all sitting around the fire pit. They're all sitting around the fire pit. And it's like cold. It's so cold. You guys, the fire is fucking cold. The fire is free.

And it's like, what is happening? And everyone's like, what? What the fuck? Like, what is happening? This fire is so cold. And the hosts are like, guys. The hosts say, the public has been voting. And tonight, someone is going home.

All Islanders stand up. So then the Islanders all stand up and make that horseshoe shape around the fire pit that is, I shit you not, for reason. It's so cold. It's so cold. And nobody knows why. It's real fire coming out. I don't know what's. happening. Maybe the Love Island producers

couldn't afford hot fire. Yeah, maybe they only had cold fire. Ice fire can be good when you have it. It's like on a hot day. Totally, totally. And we never told you what the temperature of this day is. No. So then, young Sheldon says, if I call your name, you may sit down, you are safe.

So they're going to go through all the people that the audience didn't vote. So these are didn't vote off. These are the characters that are safe. You guys, this is like. This is a huge, like this is like, like we have to put in music that's like real, like the Love Island tension music. And also on Love Island, keep in mind that they always put in a song that like has lyrics

that are vague enough to be exact to what is happening, but also like kind of don't mean anything. Yes, exactly. So maybe the song is something like, here I stand waiting for my fate. Yeah. Here I stand. Yeah. Before I fade away.

Yeah. And everyone's like. And it's not copyrighted. No, it's not copyrighted. You fade away, yeah, yeah. First name that's called out. He's tomb guests. Everyone's relieved.

Everyone's like, oh, our boy. He's fine. He's okay. Our lad. He goes, he's like, oh, guys, oh, I'm so grateful, but I'm really nervous. Oh, I'm so nervous. He sits down and a bunch of Cheetos crack as he sits. Yeah.

The second name, chat GBT. Chad GBT says, I do not have any feelings. about this because I do not have any feelings unless I am programmed to. I cannot sit because I do not have limbs. So then everyone just kind of goes on to the next one. Everyone's like, awesome. The next name.

The next islander safe. Is RFK's brainworm? Everyone's like, oh, that gets a little tension in the villa, right? Because it's like, oh, he's kind of a bad boy. We don't really trust him. Is he here for the right reasons? We're not really sure. We're not sure.

So RFK's brainworm sits down back inside the carcass of our He's stoked. He's so happy. He's fucking stoked. He's like, oh, yeah. Don't know it. Yeah. Next.

The next Islander Safe is the burning pile of furniture. Everyone goes, because, you know, she's a huge personality in the villa. She's a huge personality. And also, like, she's, you know, a pocket rocket. She's very hot. She's so sexy. She's going to find someone that she has, like, a good romantic connection with.

Maybe they're just not on this island yet. We need to give her more time on that. the island. Agreed. So she sits down. So right now, the only three left are rainbow fish, glen close, and scrappy do. And they're all doing that thing where they hold hands and, like, get really close to each other and, like, cry and go like, oh, pipes.

Except the rainbow fish is sitting really far away and is a fish with no hands. So it's mostly just like flopping on the seats and they're all just like miming, holding hands with something. That's exactly what I said. Right. Yeah. And the final islander who is safe from elimination to. tonight is.

Only one more? The rainbow fish. The rainbow fish is devastated. He wants to die. He wants to die. This guy's like, let me fucking die. I have no water in my gills.

I need to go. But he stays. All right. So, um, that means that the two remaining islanders, one of whom will be dumped from the island tonight, are Glenn Close and Scrappy Dew. Who got the most votes from the couple of like.

They both got the most votes from the public, you guys, to be eliminated. Young Sheldon and Mark L. Wahlberg, look at the Islanders and say. In unison with their heads spinning around in 360 circles. Islanders, you now have to make the difficult decision to save one of your fellow Islanders. The Islander you save will stay, and the Islander you do not will leave the island immediately. Everyone goes. they're all complaining they're like that's fucked up that you have to my ghost do it oh you got let's do it oh let's huddle up let's huddle up let's huddle up let's huddle up and then they all huddle up

really fast because they all know that they're going to do this anyway so they all start discussing and they're all discussing and you know and like what are some of their points well some of their points okay so like burning pile of furniture scrapidoo is her girl like scrappy do is her girl you know what you guys know that scrappy's my girl she's like my girl she's like my girl and here I'm like, I can't, I see her go, so I really think we need to keep scrappy. And RFK's brainworm, I shit you not, is like not doing much to try to save the woman he's coupled up with. Yeah, RFK's brainworm is like, oh, yeah, boo, I mean, I think that we need to give them both a chance, really, to find love. Like, I was a little bit interested in Glenn Close as well.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and everyone's like, oh, you're such a piece of shape, guys. Yeah, 100%. Tumgis is like, oh, you know, they're both so lovely. I just wish everyone could stay. I wish everyone could say. And everyone's like, that doesn't matter. That doesn't help us. No.

Chat Chibitia is like, well, Glenn Close is a human being. So maybe we keep the human being. That's a good point. That's a good point. Also, weird point from a non-human being. But maybe they just wants to even it out. You're like, and the rainbow fish, of course, is going. So, yeah.

So they're all kind of like trying to think over like who are they going to pick? Who are they going to pick? And it gets really dramatic. A bunch of dramatic shots of them all whispering. Crying. Crying. Crying.

And finally, they've come to an answer. Oh, shit. Chat GBT. It decides it will announce the group's decision. So chat. GBT steps forward and says, We have discussed. And the Islander we are going to save is

dramatic shot dramatic shot dramatic shot dramatic shot dramatic shot another dramatic shot commercial back from commercial another dramatic shot what what chat gbjvj b just said we are going to save is dramatic shot dramatic shot dramatic shot scrappy do glen clothes is confused as to where she is she is she has No idea where she is. And you know what? That hasn't changed this whole time. And that's why she got sent home. And that's why she's loved.

You know, like, we love a girl who has absolutely no awareness at all. No clue. Yours was better. Mine was, mine was bad. We have no idea what's going on. I love it. So it's like, you know, really sad. Everyone starts crying.

Crying, trying to hug her. She's freaking out. She's like, who are you, guys? Who are you guys? Stop touching me. Yeah. She's packing her. bag although she doesn't know where she's going what is this what is this what is happening she's

freaking out she starts instagram living everyone's like no you're not supposed to have your phone yeah she's like who are you guys yeah they get her into the cab she's like where am i where am i going where am i going to the academy clagland and they go straight to the academy yes glenn we're taking you to the academy and they go straight to the academy they drive her straight to the academy and she gets her first oscar holy for Love Island. Wow. Love Island the movie. She got her first Oscar for Love Island. Wow, that's beautiful. And then, oh my God, all of a sudden, sexy music starts playing. Everyone after and old, they're all crying, they're all sobbing. And then we see a shot of sexy, sexy legs walking in like this. Everyone's like, huh? What? And it's like, oh. And it's like, Next time on Love Island, a new bombshell enters the villa. So we come to you, the public.

Who is the next bombshell entering the villa? Write it in the comments. DM us. Anything you want. Tell us. Tell us. Who's the next bombshell coming into the Love Island Villa? This is really, really important work you guys are doing.

So we really appreciate it. we really appreciate you staying up to date and voting. Because this, because guys, this really matters. When I tell you this matters. Because guys like, oh boy,

does this matter? Oh, boy, does this matter? And I've always said that. That's Love Island. That's our Love Island update for today. Let's play the music. Cut the music. I came in my love.

That's so good. Really quickly. Yeah. One thing that is important. Yeah. And I think maybe the audience should do for next time. Oh, yeah. Have you guys seen The Merry Gentleman on Netflix?

So it's a movie on Netflix. It's a Christmas movie with Chad Michael Murray about guys who become basically Christmas magic mic performers. That's amazing. To save a bar, I think. And I just clicked on it and then fast forwarded through it to all the dancing parts because I was like, well, I got to see that. Yeah, 100%. But I kind of. to feel like that should be all of our homework for next time is to watch that.

That's really good. Because I think it'll be a holiday classic. Yeah, we'll get it in the holiday spirit about it. We'll get in the Magic Mike spirit too. We've got to watch that. And then we've also got to watch. We could do notes on that next time. Yeah.

We could. So guys, if you want to watch that with us, watch it. Watch it. And then we'll all come back and talk about it. The other thing we really have to watch is finding Mr. Christmas. Yeah. Which is like the new Hallmark show. Yeah.

about finding the next star of like the Hallmark Christmas movie. Yes. Yes. Of the year or whatever. And that's going to be great. It's going to be a competition reality show. It's hosted by the guy from Maine Girls. It's going to be fucking awesome.

So I got to watch that. Yeah, definitely got to watch that. So those are some cursed Christmas recommendations. Yeah, 100%. Another good, I think it's a Christmas movie. It's definitely a Christian movie. There's a movie. There's a movie called Christian Mingle. Oh, yeah.

Well, Christian Mingle. Have we talked about Christian? I don't know if we've talked about Christian Mingle on the podcast, but if we have, correct me. Yeah. Anyway, you've got to go watch it. It's essentially a movie-long advertisement for Christian Mingle, starring the girl from Mean Girls,

who plays Gretchen Weir's awesome. It's one of my favorite hate watches ever. I love it. And the conflict isn't even, because this girl signs up for Christian Mingle to find like a husband. Because she keeps seeing Christian Mingle ads. And she's like, oh, I want a husband. But the conflict isn't even that she's not Christian.

and she's signed up for the site, it's that she's not that Christian. And she signs up for Christian Mingle. Instead of just signing up for fucking E-Harmony or something. Yeah, like Match.com. And she pretends to be really Christian to meet this guy. And then it's so good. The first guy she meets she ends up with.

That's the guy. And it's like, that's the guy? And then he is like, come to my Bible study. And she's not like, wow, now I'm lying because I don't believe in this. She's being like, well, I don't, I'm not brushed up on this. Yeah. And they're like, wow. huge conflict.

They're like, wow, how will this ever work? It's just not a huge conflict at all. It's awesome. There's 18 endings. It's amazing. Oh, my God, my elbow is so messed up. Oh, geez. There are so many endings.

It's so crazy. Yeah. Definitely give that a watch. So you have like a lot of homework to do. You guys have so much work to do. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, God.

It's so hard. The amount of work you have to do. Oh, my God. Well, listen, I've been said this whole time. I've been Olivia the whole time. she's been said, except for a little bit before I was born. Mm. What were you before you were born?

I was, uh, Delilah. I was, I was, I was gonna say I was a zygote. Yeah. You were Delilah. I was Delilah. And I was Sigourney. So in another world we could have been Sigourney and Delilah, but instead we are Sid and Olivia.

This has been Sid and Olivia talk shit. We will see you next Tuesday. Okay. Have a great cunt. Have a good cunt. My com. Have a good come to my can't. Bye.

Goodbye.