Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Fantasy Love Island FINALE! 🤯

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

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The winner of season one of the Love Island Fantasy Bracket is. Welcome to the big bad podcast for you. Guys, it's sitting in Olivia Talk. I'm the Sud one. I'm the Olivia one. And today we're going to talk some shut. Today we're going to talk some shut up now. Shut up.

Oh, boy, oh boy. How is everyone? Good. Good. Yeah, you're good. You're good? Yeah, today we're doing, um, today's the Love Island. finale. Yeah, I'm actually like freaking out physically. We don't know who won. No, no, we put out a poll

to our Patreon and said, guys, it's time to vote. You have 24 hours. Everyone gets one vote. And the votes are still coming in as we speak. So this is huge. We'll find out. We'll find out. I don't, I'm not, I'm not campaigning for anyone to win. Right, right, right. So our final four couples, let's just talk as Sid and Olivia, right, before we get into the episode. Yeah, of course, Yeah, because it is important to our lives as well, right? I'm not campaigning for anyone to win. But you seem to be decked out in specific merch. But am I wearing all Tumgis merch?

Yeah, you are. You were wearing Snack Daddy. You could say that. You could say that. And you know what? I have matching merch and the fact that I didn't show up wearing it. It's because you're not campaigning hard enough. I'm really not.

I'm really not. I've got to get in the game. I got to get in the game. Starting right after the finale. Yeah, so I am campaigning for my snack daddy to dad it up. and win. Yeah, to win $50,000. $50,000 and split it with the Wheel of Fortune. And split it with the Wheel of Fortune or taken home by himself, honestly. Truly, truly. The couples are the Wheel of Fortune and Tombgis. How do you personally feel about them? I'm just a

Tombgis fan through and through. I agree. I think that the fandom for that couple, if I'm being honest, is a little bit more fandom for Tombgis and seeing, it's like an Amaya in Real Love Island type thing, like being like, oh, I love this person and I like seeing them happy with someone. who seems good for them. Yeah. I think Tombgis has been heartbroken so many times this season. And he's such a good lad. Yeah. So I really just want him to find his true love. Yeah. And it feels like the Wheel of Fortune is going to bring some good fortune his way. Yeah, you know, if I'm being completely honest, I think the Wheel of Fortune is a whore. Yeah, it's a total fucking whore. Because she stole my ex. I think she's a fucking slut. I think she's a fucking slut. And I love that.

And I'm feeling that for her. And I love that. She stole my ex and I'm feeling that for her and for me, queenie. Yeah, I feel like she's kind of a, it's weird because she comes from money, right? Sure. But she is like a kind of, I don't know. She's unpredictable. What do you call that, though?

Like, what do you, I'm so used to, I'm not used to saying derogatory terms for women, even though I just said slut and whore. She's like, gold digger. I feel like she's a gold digger. Oh, sure. she's from means, right? She is rich. She can give you any amount of money, but she always lands on bankrupt.

Interesting. I worry about, because I just like him a lot. Sure. I think the Wheel of Fortune is more just like really unpredictable. Okay. Yeah. I think that she is just kind of like she comes in the room. You never know her next move.

Yeah. And that's kind of fun. That is fun. It's toxic. Yeah. Absolutely. But it's fun. This is Love Island Fantasy Bracket.

We're talking about. Everyone's toxic. I mean, none of these people are married. Speaking of toxic, how are you feeling? feeling about kinky and the burning pile of furniture. I mean, you know, they're fiery. Yeah. They're really hot and heavy. And it doesn't seem like the lust has really weighed. No, not at all. I personally actually think that I might be campaigning for them. I might be rooting for them a little bit. Because they've both been on the island for so long. They were both

people that I was like, I love this, this islander, but I just don't know who they're going to, who they could possibly end up with. And I really feel like they matched each other's freak and like a really inappropriate, not TV-friendly way. And I like that. The burning pile of furniture was also one of your OGs that you brought to the table. That's true. I came to the island for the burning pile of furniture on Family Day because it was outside my apartment. Yeah. One of my OGs on the island was the rainbow fish. Yes. Previously partnered with Tombgis. Yeah. Previously partnered with Tombgis. I guess I'm also kind of campaigning for rainbowfish as one of my OGs. That's fair. That's fair. And it's just really good to see the rainbow fish going from being completely dehydrated to somewhat hydrated.

Somewhat hydrated is so much better for a fish. Yeah. And then finally, CPK and the 4-0-5, who expected that to be in the final four? No one. No one. Absolutely no one. Nobody at all. It's very pepe and iris if you know what Real Love Island is. I don't know if there's a single person who watches both Real Love Island and Fantasy

Bracket Love Island. Yeah. No, I don't think there is. There's no overlap. So Angela Giratana pitched California Pizza. Yes, 100%. We have to tell her that it made it to the finals. Wow, that's huge. Should we text her right now and see if she texts back?

Tell her, just so you know, it's made it. I'm going to send her a voice memo right now. Hey, Angela. We just wanted to let you know that your pitch of California Pizza Kitchen has made it to the finals of the Love Island Fantasy Bracket. The Love Island Fantasy Bracket is ending today. And yeah, we just wanted to let you know California Pizza Kitchen is in the final four couples. coupled up with the 405 freeway. Yeah, who has a child with O.J. Simpson, but we don't even, you know.

Anyway, we just wanted to let you know and hopefully you're doing well. Okay, have a good time in Canada. Perfect. Great, great, great, great. Okay, guys, thank you so much for watching this whole season. Thank you so much for giving us your votes and your pitches. This is it. So without further ado, this is the finale of Sydney.

Olivia's Love Island Fantasy Bracket music. Cut the music. Came here for love. Wow. That was emotional. I came here for love. Wow. Okay.

All right. Previously on Love Island. The horse, the horse and the giving tree had to go home. The giving tree was having a mental health episode. It had to be strapped to a gurney and taken to the pit. The horse wandered off probably or something. and just was a horse somewhere else. It truly was a horse this whole time, and I like that authenticity.

But that means that today it's time for final dates. Oh my God, the islanders all wake up in their big joint bed that they all sleep in together. They all hug. They all snuggle and go, ooh, boys, boys, boys. And they all, like, jump on each other and goes, like, it's the finals. They all do that. They take a photo together in the photo booth. Yes.

They all make avocado toast for each other. They all make avocado toast for each other. And it's time for them to get their final dates. So they, first we get a, bing, I got a text. Who pulls up their phone, but C.B.K. I got a text. CPK says, oh, CPK and the 405 freeway. It's time for you guys to go on your final date.

Where is their final date? Where is it? Obviously, the producers on this show don't really have much money. No, of course. trend on Love Island. Yes. So their final date is a table in the parking lot with a bowl of lemon. Oh my God.

That's such a Love Island date. Such a love island date. That's such a good Love Island final date. We don't focus on them because remember the dates don't matter. Yep. So then we go to. Yeah, the dates really don't matter. They just kind of send them somewhere and go like, okay, that was truly two seconds.

It's a cutaway. Yeah. It's like here's Huda and whoever at like a water park. They couldn't care less. Yeah. So then we go to Tomb Gets. gets a text. Oh.

Bing! I'll go a text. Oh, my gosh. Tombgis and the Wheel of Fortune, your final date is a tango lesson. Oh, my God. That's so fun and really generic for everyone. Yes. Just like the final dates for Love Island.

Yes. That's beautiful. While they're at their final dates, Tombgis gets a little too close to the Wheel of Fortune and gets an erection. Whoa. A tiny cheeto. What is his erection? A tiny cheetah.

That's so emasculating. out of his pant and Love Island cuts away. Yeah, they cut away. Because we don't show that kind of thing on that show. We can only show fucking. We can't show nudity. Just fucking. Just fucking.

On this show. On this show. Next we cut away to somebody who loves fucking kinty tinkyinky who gets a little text. actually so exciting for them. It's perfect. They take off their clothes. They run through the streets of Spain? Spain, question mark. Is that where they are? Sure. They take any illicit drugs they can find. And they drink everything they can find. Finti Tinky Winky is playing a mixture of music videos, war footage and pornography on his tummy TV. Yes. Now that is a bender list. And that is a bender for Kati Tinky Winky. Yes. Yeah. And the burning pile of furniture, of course, always included in

Spender is lighting things ablaze. Which means all of Spain is now on fire. Yeah. So that's the bad part. Terrible. Because we're fine with Spain. I hope Spain's well. Yeah.

Right? So our prayers go out to Spain. Hope you're okay. So sorry about that. Yeah. Next. Rainbow fish in a lot of water get a text. Bing.

Bing. Rainbow fish goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The text says rainbow fish and a lot of water.

You guys get to go on a boat. Wow. Wow. So I guess my question is, are they sinking a boat as their final day? Yeah. Because they have to go on a boat and it's a lot of water on a boat, which I presume is also in the water. So what's happening is they're going on a whale watch tour of tourists and they're sinking the boat and everyone on the boat is like, oh my fucking God. There are life rafts. That's good. But they are not enough. There's not enough. And that's really crazy. Yeah. And they're all literally. sinking and it's like terrifying and children are drowning and it's not good at all that's bad and

rainbow fish is like I feel so close to you connected to you yeah no matter what happens do you think we'd work on the outside kind of stuff yeah 100% next um this is a classic for a love island finale they all come back to the island after their dates after they actually actually they're They all come back wearing just the fucking sexiest outfits. Yeah, they're in these, like, gorgeous ballroom gowns. It's crazy. And they look at each other and they're like, oh, my God, this is like the first time I've ever seen you. And they all look at each other one by one and go like, fuck me.

The island is set up almost as if it's like a wedding ceremony. Yes, like a mix between a wedding and a game show. It kind of doesn't make any sense. Yes. And the producers are like, now you guys are going to do vows to each other. Which makes no sense because once again, they're not getting married. This is not a marriage show. There are marriage shows, like The Bachelor or something.

They do the vows. Married at First Sight. Yeah. They don't. That's not this show. But they do. But that is what they do on the real show. So that's what they're doing.

Yep. So they have to give speeches to each other. CPK stands up as the first page. CPK and 405. Oh, wait. Sorry. Sorry. What happens first for one second is there's an altar.

There's one altar at the top. And a couple we've never seen before goes up to get married at the altar. and everyone's like, what's happening? This is new. Obviously, their heads fold all the way back and out of their necks. Like when people smoke too much and get a hole in their neck? Yes. Out of their neck comes Black Sludge, which then erupts into a human. A human that then reproduces by mitosis.

It becomes Young Sheldon and Mark El Walberg, the host of our show. say Islanders. Now is time for your final vows and then everything we just said. Right. Yeah. So CPK stands up. CPK is the entire restaurant of CPK but wearing a tuxedo. So big.

CPK looks at the 405 freeway and says the 405. Yeah. The first time I laid eyes on you, I knew I wanted to carpool in your lane. Whoa. I thought, no way that freeway is going to be into me. She's got so much traffic already. Yeah. Why would she pursue a little billion-dollar chain restaurant founded by two attorneys?

But you gave this Kai a chance, and I really like where this is going. So, 405, I vowed to name at least one mocktail after you. Oh, my God, that's beautiful. Wow. Wow. The 405 says, 405 says, They say slow and steady wins. the race.

And that's it. And everyone's kind of like, that doesn't have anything to do the CPK. No one really knows what they, yeah, they're like, are you making a pun based on yourself? Yeah, like, we're slow. What's happening? Because you speak, because you're the 405.

Yeah. But the thing is everyone also is happy that the speech wasn't that long. Yes. Because the 405 speaks at a infuriating case. It's infuriating. It's infuriating. Next, rainbow fish. And a lot of water get up.

Rainbow fish and a lot of water, that's a crazy couple, right? Rainbow fish reaches out to grab a lot of water's hands. A lot of water reaches out to grab Rainbow Fish's hands. And in that moment, Rainbow Fish goes and can speak normally, not dehydrated for like the first time in a while. And what does Rainbow Fish say? Rainbow Fish says, when I first came into this villa, I felt like, wow, rainbowfish sounds like this. That's crazy. I felt like a fish out of water because I was literally a fish out of water.

You gave me everything I needed and I feel like I can finally breathe with you in my life. People can call me codependent, but I'm not afraid to say, I need you to live. That is sweet. And codependent. Yeah, and a problem. But that's like, that's our codependent queen in this villa. Yeah. That's our problematic queen in this villa.

She needs help. She needs to go to weekly therapy. A lot of water steps up and says, I made quite a splash when I came in as a bum shell, but I didn't know who was here for the right reasons. I felt so used in my first couple on the island. And it's so nice to have someone who needs me and appreciates me. Wow.

Also, I am polyamorous. Right. And you will live inside my body now. Wow. And that's like, that's cool because they rarely ever like ask each other to move. in or talk about the future. Never. No one on Love Island ever says, I am polyamorous and you're going to live inside my body now.

No, that's actually a Love Island first. No one ever says that. That's actually a, wait, that is a Love Island first. It is. I am polyamorous and you are going to live inside my body now. Never happened. Never said that before. Next, Tombgis steps up to the Wheel of Fortune.

Oh my God. This is so exciting. Tombgis says, I'm rooting for you, buddy. I know. Fan favorite. He says, I'm the most fortunate snack monster on this whole island. Everyone thinks I'm just one of the lads But with you by my side

I'm not just one of the lads I'm one of the lads next to the wheel of fortune I'm so excited for our life on the outside And I hope we do not go bankrupt Wow, that's really good That's romantic He's such a lovable boy Yeah and it's like you know

That's like what you're going to get In a relationship with tomb gist He's just straightforward He's a snack daddy In the wheel of fortune says When I rolled into this villa I thought you were such a snack But now that I've gotten to know you

I realize you are much more than that. You are hundreds of snacks amalgamated into a sentient guy. And you are tall. Okay. So they're kind of meant to be, I think. They are. They're both a little shallow kind of sounds like. But that's okay.

But that's okay. This is Love Island. It's Love Island. What did you expect? Oh, my God. Next, we have the burning pile of furniture. Wow. And cuckety tinky winky.

Oh, my God. The burning pile of furniture says. Right. And she is, she's such a pocket rocket. She's a pocket rocket. So she says, when I came to Love Island fantasy bracket, I wasn't sure I was going to find someone to match my absolute pocket rocket rocket, fiery flame rocket. But then you came in 10 feet tall and playing straight porn on your tubby TV, rimming the duolingo owl and being the dirtiest freak I've ever humped in the Love Island photo booth. So that is not even that romantic.

No. Honestly, like, I kind of love it. Like, to me, that's like, like, when you talk about, like, finding your person, finding your match, I really do think kind of dead. That's their love language. Yeah, I think so. I think so. Yeah. Kibinky-winky says, uh-oh.

Oh, my God. Wow. And the translation underneath, Tinky Winky says, I love how unabashedly yourself you are, how you always light things on fire and burn down soul ties, how you let me be a freak because you're a freak too and you match my free. Thank you for matching my freak and doing deplorable shit to my body with my consent. Wow, that's beautiful. Beautiful. That is really beautiful. It's gorgeous.

Wow, that's on a, that's a good t-shirt. Thank you for matching my freak and doing deplorable shit to my body with my consent. Yeah. Yeah, with my consent is on the back. Yeah, with my consent is huge on the back. We want to say thank you so much to Babel for sponsoring our podcast. Today's sponsor Babel is an award-winning app that makes learning a new language simple, and effective. You know, Olivia and I are in Mexico right now, and it was very useful to use Babel to

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all of the members. All of the members of the staff of the pit are there. They're all holding hands. They're holding hands and they are like making sure the crew members who faint of excitement are taken care of. Yeah, this is huge. Yeah. So in Love Island fashion. The hosts.

The hosts split apart. They age very rapidly and they each individually split apart. And then younger, brand new, shiny versions of each host pop out. of the hosts that just split apart. Right. And they say, Islanders. It's now time to reveal who won season one of the Love Island fantasy bracket.

The votes are in. In fourth place. Let me actually look it up right now because these votes are actually in. Voting closed 12 minutes ago. Oh, my God. In fourth place. CPK as a 405. The 405 causes a fucking train wreck.

Huge train wreck. The 405 freaks out, crashes out, gets so mad because the 405 was only here for the money. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Wait, this is crazy. The 405 sends VW Jettas at everybody. Oh, no. The 405 sends a fucking truck rolling through the villa.

The 405 spits out gasoline at everyone. The 405 goes, wow, fuck all of you. I was just here for the brand deal. Oh my God. We reveal the 405 has been evil this whole time. The 405 X Clinic. 405 X Hello Fresh. The 405 goes, I just wanted a brand deal with Jesus.

Wow. So 405 is locked up. Oh, my God. Locked up. Wow. We lock up the 405. It's fucking CPK all right? No, CPK is crying in the corner being like, oh, dude, I really got what we had was real.

That's fucking devastating. Well, he's laughing, but in a sad way. Of course, that's the only way. Yeah. It's California. crying. Yeah. Yeah. CPK, the good news I will say is that CBK will probably get loads of pussy from those D-EPS. Totally. Totally. But devastating. Has a killer Fusili Alfredo on the kids menu, let me tell you. Okay. Guys, the hosts hatch again out of their own skin and they say, in third place,

Tombgis on the Wheel of Fortune. Oh, no. This is crazy. Before these votes came in, we both really thought Tombgis was going to win this whole thing. Oh my God. I really, really wanted Tombgis to win. Me too. I really, I'm big team Tombgis. Yeah? I mean...

How big? You're not wearing your sweatshirt. I am not. I'm not as big as... You're not wearing your hat. I'm... I'm kind of... Yeah, I don't know.

Wow. It's definitely... It's definitely a shock. I really, I really did think it was going to be in a Maya situation, you know, where the fan favorite wins no matter who they're in a couple with, you know, but, but no, it's, it wasn't, you know. And how's the Wheel of Fortune taking this? Who fucking cares? Are you okay personally?

Who fucking cares how the Wheel of Fortune is taking it? I'm really sad. So, Tumgis is like, wow, me lads let me down. I think I'm, I think I'm gonna have to go to an outpatient program now. No, Tumgis, don't go to an outpatient program. I think I'm going to have to go to an outpatient program. No, everyone turns and stops what they're doing. And they're like, Tungis, please don't go to an outpatient program. I'm going to an uppatient program.

No, no, no, no. It's just Love Island. You're a huge fan favorite. You're going to get so many brand deals. No, I don't care. I really thought that I was going to win this. I'm going to go to an outpatient program because you just didn't win Love Island. I'm going to have to go to group therapy at the 7-Eleven.

No, Tungis. You have to go to group therapy with other mascots at the 7-Eleven. Wow. Wow. Oh, my God. This is brutal. And then the Wheel of Fortune is like, bankrupt. Uh-oh.

I'm just going to roll her way and be bankrupt and do whatever the fuck I want to do. Yeah, fuck the wheel for you. Who gives a fuck, right? Oh, my God, you guys. There are two couples left. The two couples left are cocky-winky and the burning pile of furniture. I'm going to have a real episode. I hope that like really dramatic music is playing right now.

I can hear it in my head. And the rainbow fish and a lot of water. Yeah. I will tell you something. Tell me. This came down to one vote. No fucking way. No fucking way.

This came down to one vote. No fucking way. Yeah. This was one, it was a one vote difference. And I, and the amount of votes, I'm not going to say how many. It was a fucking lot. Okay. It was a fucking lot of votes.

At this part of the episode, I think we should, um, show a part from the very first Love Island episode when both of these. Yeah. Oh, gee. entered the villa. Rainbow Fish and a burning pile of furniture. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So let's let's have a look back to when the two OGs entered the villa. Coming out third, very excited for this. It is the pile of furniture someone set on fire outside my apartment last Tuesday. Oh my God. That's gorgeous. Yeah. There's a huge pile of furniture outside my apartment.

Every time someone moves out, they put a new thing in the pile. and luckily last week someone lit the pile of flame. Oh, good. Now there's charred furniture in the street and in the villa. And in the villa. And in the villa. So entering the villa, kind of like a mysterious character. Burning pile of furniture. A burning pile of furniture outside my building. And are they floating in or are they rolled in? I think they're like burning the ground beneath them.

Okay, great. They're kind of sliding in. Great. Burning the ground beneath them and leaving a trail of like horrible ash. What is the furniture pile's pronouns? Um, um... I'm feeling she her. Yeah, 100%.

I feel like she's... Yeah. She's going for it. Just checking. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Just checking. It's she her.

Yeah, it is. Okay, so this, um, girly little loose furniture pile... Yeah. Comes in and we see her confessional and she's like... Yeah, she's like, I'm a little bit of a dancer. She's like, hi. I'm a dancer. I'm a little bit of a wild girl.

I'm a pile of furniture. I'm a little bit of a pocket rocket. I'm a spicy girl. And if your boy's going to miss with me, then he better just talk on to the next one. Like, she's kind of doing that. Yeah, she's like, get too close to me and you might become fire. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, I might burn you.

I might burn you. Yeah. And she just turned out of Australia. Yeah. She's got an ever-shifting accent. She's like, oh, I might burn you. Yeah. And she's definitely like, I'm a, she's a chaotic energy.

She's definitely a personality higher for the show. She's definitely going to put some people in their place. But who knows, she might just find love. Okay. Wow, I love that. Our sixth person entering the villa is, you love him. I love him. It's the rainbow fish.

The rainbow fish. The rainbow fish. From the book. From the rainbow fish. Yep. Okay. The rainbow fish. And is he hovering?

Is he in a bowl? What's he doing? Okay. So first of all, he was not given water. He did ask, his reps called in and were like, we need to put rainbow fish in water. They did not do that. And so he is barely hanging on. Oh my God.

He is flopping up and down. And there are like little things of water coming off of him and he is struggling to breathe. Right. And he's at this point, he's kind of like, let me die. Oh shit. Because I'm losing so much air. So his whole thing is he's like, I'm rainbow fish, let me die. Let me die.

I've not been given water here. Yeah. I am struggling to stay alive. Yeah. He's cruel, cruel God is keeping me alive, gasping for air. Whoa. I want to steal one of his scales for me. I want to steal one of his scales in a sexual way. Yeah. Well, that's, that's beautiful. Everyone wants to couple up with the rainbow fish, but he is dying. Dying. Dying. But maybe not for long. Maybe. Maybe, maybe something will change.

Ugh, don't you miss that? I really do. I really do. I really do. I really do. Damn. Oh, my God. So sad. It really is. And, and, and feels like it was just yesterday. It really does. Wow. Wow. Okay. Okay. So, all of them hold hands. I'm like sick to my side. stomach like in real life. All of them hold hands. Do you know who won? I do. And they all, they all hold hands and they all gather around the fire. I like actually just felt my stomach drop. I know, I know, I know. And it's one vote. It's by one vote. This is like actually legitimately crazy. Okay. And the hosts, obviously, they split in half individually. They form one person with one

half of each of them. It's really messy because the height difference makes it like super uneven. They say in one voice. The winner of season. Season one of the Love Island Fantasy Bracket is. Rainbow Fish in a lot of water. Oh, my God. Everyone claps. Oh, rainbow fish is sobbing. Rainbow fish is drenched in water.

Rainbow fish's tears give it life. Yeah, it fully, like, it literally gets, it grows three sizes. It grows three times the size, like, like, I was going to say, like, Shrek's heart. No, like the Grinch's heart. The rainbow fish is fucking huge and wet. Oh my God, it's so huge. And then it gets wet because it's turned on. Yeah, it's wet in multiple ways.

It's crying. It's turned on. It is huge. And the rainbow fish is finally speaking normally and it's going, I can't believe this is happening to me. I can't believe I win. I can't believe I won. I've never won anything before.

No, what I will say about the rainbow fish that I think is really special here is that the rainbow fish was originally just really, like before it even came on Love Island. It was criticized for being special. It was criticized for being different, for being flashy, for being fun, for being authentic, right? For having rainbow scales. The lore is, all of its friends tried to take its skin away from it. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

All his friends are going to get a scale. And it was like, you can take my skin. And in the original, in the original text, that was good. It was like, give away your skin, give away what makes you special because giving makes you happy. And it's like, if it was your collection of rocks you loved, that's one thing. Giving away your skin doesn't make. skin does not make you happy. And we learned that from the giving tree.

And I think who had a mental breakdown. And I think, who had a mental breakdown and had to. Wow. That's okay. So the thing about the thing about this is that like has, has the rainbow fish learned that maybe it can just be itself and as long as it finds the one that it needs? I think the rainbow fish learned something really special that we all need to learn. Yeah. Which is giving away your skin doesn't make you happy.

But a codependent relationship does make you happy. So. And you know what? You and I rarely give away our skin and we are codependent. And maybe that's beautiful. That is beautiful. And a lot of water is polyamorous and has so many fish inside of it. You hate that.

I do. I actually do. So yeah, on the record, I hate that. But you know what? It's not about me. It's about this beautiful couple. And I'm actually so happy for them. I am too.

I'm like really legitimately happy for them. They like really are perfect. for each other. When a lot of water came in the villa, I think that was a big, a big splash. And whoever on the Patreon pitched a lot of water, because it was not us. It was not us. It was not us. Whoever on the Patreon pitched a lot of water, I hope you feel very proud of yourself. Yeah, you fucking won Love Island. You won Love Island. You got five. You get 50,000 real US dollars, which we'll get into in a second. So now, as the lore goes. Oh, my God. So now, this is crazy. They do this on real Love Island, if you don't know. The rainbow fish and a lot of water stand on opposite sides of the stage, and they each get one. Envelope. Now, in one envelope there is $50,000. Wow. In the other envelope, there is $0. Whoa. This is real. This is canon. This is canon. Young Sheldon says, okay, guys, open your envelopes. They open their envelopes. Rainbow Fish looks at the crowd, turns the envelope. It says, zero dollars. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. A lot of water

Looks at the crowd With its no eyes Oh my God And tons of water And multiple fish inside of it Wow It turns around the envelope Which is entirely wet now

And ink smudging down Says $50,000 We think It's pretty unclear Now this means A lot of water Has the opportunity As Love Island rules say

To keep all the money Itself or to split the money with rainbow fish. Markell Walberg says now it's time to find out if you were here for love or money. A lot of water says

Well, I guess I just have to spin the wheel to find out. What are you talking about? What the fuck you're saying a lot of water? Everyone should always split the money. What do you mean? Even if you want the money

you'll get way more brand deals if you split it. Be logical. Yeah, come on. A lot of water spins the wheel of fortune a previous contestant. This is never, happened in Love Island before where instead of just answering, the winner spins another

contestant? Yeah. That's like if Amaya was like, let me spin hudda a couple times, then let me see. Makes no sense. Why would you do that? That makes no sense. Why would you do that? So a lot of water spins the wheel. The wheel goes and lands. It lands on a sliver we've never seen on the wheel of fortune before. A lot of water takes the paper out of the sliver like they do when it's a vacation that they want. Yes, yes. They open it up. It says you get a free trip to Big Bear. Underneath that, there's another paper that says split the money. Oh, my God. Love wins. Love wins. Love wins. Love wins. They split the money and they get to go to affordable destination. Yeah, it's affordable. There's a lake. There's a lake. It's an affordable destination. The food isn't that good. Yes. Oh, my God. Guys, you know, we're going to have to eventually do a, do a reunion episode, right? Like, where are they now? Probably on the Patreon. Yeah, probably on the Patreon. Get over on the Patreon. It's only $5 a month. And we're also going to start uploading some free content. So you better just be there anyway. Also, yeah, we're excited to talk to you guys about the potential of what we're going to do, obviously, this season.

was huge. This is a big thing. Let's just give ourselves. Let's give our characters a round of a applause because they really went through. They went through a lot. And six weeks. Guys, that ended up being a year. Just a quick, you know, message to the audience. Like, remember, these are real people. Yeah, please don't believe them when they get off the island. Please don't bully them online. These people have kids. These are people who have families. You know, don't, don't try to. These are people of mental health issues. Do not believe them. Don't believe them. Like, really, they're going through a lot. They haven't had their phones. And we would like them to be. greeted with some positivity.

There's a lot of shit they don't know happened in the last year. Yeah. So if you could... They haven't had their phones. They haven't had their phones. They have no idea what's happened this last year. Guys, it's a lot of stuff. They're going to all need...

Just like give them some space. Yeah, to process. How do you feel? I feel really weird. I feel kind of empty. What the fuck? That's not what you're supposed to say. I mean, you feel really empty.

You know, when you like achieve something and then you're like, wow, that was it. It's over. Well, I mean, season two will happen. Yeah, 100%. And I'm excited to talk to you guys about what we do with season two because, you know, I think no matter what we do, we're going to up the Annie. Yeah. Now that we kind of know what the Love Island fantasy bracket is. Yeah, because we started this going like, I don't know.

I don't know. Let's try this. And then it became a whole season. So I think like if you have any ideas, producers. Producers in the Patreon. If you have any ideas for where this next season will go, things you would like to see included in the next season, please let us know. join the Patreon. And yes.

Yeah, geez. God. God, that was huge. That was huge. Guys, that was... The Sid and Olivia. Season finale of the Love Island Fantasy Bracket. Play music.

Cut the music. I came here. I was like craving that. I was like craving that. Yeah, well, it's last time for a while. For a while. For a hot sec. Um, guys.

That was so fun. Guys. We want to do something else on this episode for any of you motherfuckers who are I hate Love Island. Yeah, because they're all still listening. You guys are still here, right? Yeah, because if you hate Love Island, you don't know what it is. You're definitely listening to the whole first part of the episode.

Yeah. You and I really like the game, Guess Who? It's one of the best games in the world. We play it in a very particular way. I've also made you a custom Guess Who. Yes. With only inside jokes on it. Yeah.

Sid, which I had the thought of like, oh, should we play the custom one? I was like, that makes zero sense. Like, this will make sense, but the custom one will make no sense. But, yeah, Sid did make me a whole entire game of Guess Who. All of the little people to guess are inside jokes of things and people from our lives. And that is one of the best gifts I've ever gotten. Let me tell you, it's a lot of work. If you're thinking about doing that for your friend, don't.

It's too many days. At some point you go, this is way too many days, right? It's too many days. Too many days. It's a nice idea. And then you get to cutting and you're like, this is too many days. Too many days of cutting. Just a lot of days.

Well, thank you. Of course. Thank you. But just advice, don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah, I, I, I, don't do that. You're going to play it like once. And that's so fun.

You're going to play it once on, on the floor of a party. Yeah. And then you're like, this was nine days of work. Yeah. And then you're going to get cheated on later that night. Yeah. So like, don't even. While you're asleep.

So don't even do it. do it, guys. So guys, don't even do it. Like, not worth it because you will get cheated on that night. You will get cheated on later that night. Well, yours leave in the other room. Okay, so never do this. Never make guessing for your friends. You'll get them cheated on. It was my fault. Yeah, it was like, you did this. It was me. It was my fault. Okay. So we're going to play guess who, but we're going to play it in the truly worst possible way to play guess who. Yeah. And if you're like, what are you talking about? You'll get it. You'll see. You'll see. So I'm just going to shuffle up.

these cards. The way we, the way you play guess who is, you get your person. Yeah. And if you're not watching, I would say watch. Yeah, I would watch. It is possible to enjoy this while not watching. Yeah. It is probably more fun. All right. You just want to, you want to pick a guy. Okay. Oh, fuck yeah. All right. I'll pick a guy. Fuck me. Wow, there's some real. There's some real cool people in here. So the idea is that you won't have mine. I won't have yours and you won't have it. So I can put down mine.

You can put yours down. Yeah, 100%. Okay. I'm going to go for whoever the fuck this is. Oh, God. Okay. Okay, so that was already a clue. So close your eyes.

I'm going to show the people which one I have. Okay. Okay. Now, this is me. Okay. Done? Yep. Okay.

Is your person allowed within 1,500 feet of a school zone? Okay. No. No? I don't think so. I don't think so is my answer. I don't, I wouldn't say like hands down across the board, everyone would always say no, but I personally don't think so. I mean, they might be, but they shouldn't be.

Olivia, decide. Well, this is, I'm really looking at this person. Decide. Are they allowed within 50 people? Legally, not up to you, up to the legal system. Yeah, they are. Legal system, yeah. Oh, they are?

They're allowed, I think. I don't want them there, but they're allowed. Okay, well, wait a second. If they're allowed. Yeah, the legal system, I think, says they're allowed. Okay, then we'll give me a second. A lot of people in this game who shouldn't be near a school zone. No, no, no.

I think I would say more than half of the people in this game shouldn't be near a school. Oh, boy. Yeah, some of these are really... Oh boy. Oh, fucking. Okay, was this person at January 6th? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Okay. Not you. Not you. Not you. Probably not you. You are not there. You are not there. Let's see. No, no. Wow. This is good. No. No. No. No. Okay. Okay. Did this person ever date a Kennedy? I don't think so. No, this person did not. No? No, they did not date a Kennedy. I know who you're talking about. You do? Yeah. Okay. This is going to be like a magic trick if we get this.

I know, I know. Okay. Is there a Discovery Plus documentary about this person's crimes? Yes. Okay. Yeah, there for sure is actually. No, no, no, no. Can I tell you what it would be called, or is that too much? I mean, you totally can't. I have six people left. Not my wife, not my problem. I think I know who it is. Okay. But I'm going to keep these other three up.

Was your person at Pride this year? They might have gone to Pride to support their nephew. Or son. Oh. Oh, that is telling. But they weren't loud about it. They were pretty in the background of pride being like, well, great. And that's me giving this person the best benefit of the doubt.

Because I did also say this person's not allowed near schools. And I'm just looking at this person's face. Yeah. And I'm going like... No, no, you're just being judgmental. Is really what's happening right now? The game is you have to be the most judgmental version of yourself. Yes.

And what I love about it is that you shouldn't do that necessarily with real people. people. But with tiny little drawings, that's fine. And they're drawings from the 80s. Yeah. Like none of these drawings are alive anymore. No, no, all of these drawings died. Rest in peace. And you know what they say. Speak ill of the dead always. Always. That's in the Bible. That's in the Bible. That's shall speak ill of the dyslexia of me. So that was mine. What was yours? What was yours? No, that was mine. No, that was yours. That was mine. Whoa, what? You asked the last question. Okay. Um, oh my God. Because the problem is I'm looking at the four people I have left, right?

And I'm thinking questions like, do they have a hard drive? Or like... Like filled with bad things. Like a hard drive you don't... Yeah. Like, parentheses bad. Yeah. Or like, do they have a secret room?

But I'm looking at all these people and they all... They all do have a secret room or hard drive. And so I'm like, what differentiates the people... Maybe what do... Like, what type of thing would they have on the hard drive? Okay. Oh, here we go. here we go, here we go.

Have they been to the rent fare and do they love it? Yes. Oh my God, I'm so scared. They get really sexual at the renfair. Oh my God, I'm between two people and I think I know who it is. You do? I think I do, but I'll wait one more and more time. Okay.

I'm so nervous. Okay. Does this person know how to do claymation? Yeah, probably. Oh, my God. Should I just guess who I think it is? Or you can ask a question If there's something that really differentiates,

whoa, differentiates them There's one thing But it's a physical characteristic So I'm trying to think of a personality thing Oh, did they come out of a bottle? I'm sorry? Did they like come out of a magic bottle? Yeah

They did Okay Who is it? Is it Bill? Fuck, no! It's Philip. Oh my God, Philip was all! Wait, you don't think this guy

came out of a bottle? Do you see Bill? Bill is, oh God, Bill is this one. Oh, Bill did come out of a bottle. Fuck. But you see how this guy also came out of a bottle. Yeah, just to prove it.

Philip was right next to him. Okay, guys, that's real. Okay, all right. Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay. I still have a couple left.

Okay. Oh my God. Jesus. Because it's like, sure, that guy came out of a bottle, but he came out of less of a bottle than the other guy. Okay. So what I mean is that that guy came out of a bottle that's like rub the bottle for the genie come out.

This guy came out of the bottle that's like, oh, there's a ship inside that bottle and a little man got stuck in it. Oh, yes. You're right. you're right and I appreciate that. Okay. So now we have to clarify what kind of bottle next time. Okay.

Always remember next time. Okay. Does this guy have a show on PBS? Does this person have a show on PBS? Yes. Does this person give out cough drops for Halloween? Probably, but they're like from Trader Joe's. Oh.

Or like sprouts. Is this person a marionette? No. Is it Paul? No. Fuck! Who was it? David.

That was my locking with you. No way. That was my last one. I'm not fucking with you. Yes. God damn it. Okay, guys, that was a warm up round.

That was a warm up round. That was warm up round. That was warm up. But we were each one away. Isn't that good? Yeah, we were each one away. That was really good. Okay, wow.

Wow. Holy fuck. Okay, okay. Okay, we're going to try it again. Okay, okay. Now we're really warmed up. Yeah, here I'm gonna. Now we're fucking warm.

Now we're so warm. Now I'm fucking warm. Now I'm fucking steaming. Do you want to play a quick mini game within the game? Yeah, sure. Do you want to play Kill Fuck Mary with guest two characters? Absolutely. Okay.

Peter. Okay. Peter. Okay. Peter. Sam. Yeah. Sam.

Okay. Anita. Okay. Can I see all three of them next to each other? Yeah. Kill, Fuck, Mary. Peter, Sam, Sam. This is an elderly edition.

This is a very... Or you could say a gold. Golden Edition. Golden, guess who? Okay. I am going to kill Peter immediately. He deserves it. I am going to marry Sam and I'm going to have a really chill sex with Anita. You think it's going to be chill sex? I think it's going to be chill sex. I don't think it's going to be crazy. But if it is, I'm down. Pulling out a strap on. I just don't want to do anything weird to her because she's elderly. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to marry Anita because this woman can literally cook. Okay. Sexiest.

Okay, so this one, hey, no, look at her. Look at her. This woman for sure has, like, recipes. Look at this woman. This woman has recipes. Okay. Like, that woman has fucking recipes. So I'm going to marry her. I'm going to fuck Peter because look at those lips. Ew. What? Sorry, I just killed Peter, so you're fucking a dead body. No, I'm going to fuck Peter. You're going to fuck him back to life. Yeah, I'm going to fuck him back to life. Look at that face. I hate it. Don't you want to sit on it?

I killed him instantly. And then I'll kill Sam because this guy. is on the list? Yeah. This guy is on the fucking list. I think Peter's on the list. No, I think Sam is on both a no-fly and the Epstein list. Right. Okay.

Well, um... Look at this fucking guy. You're telling me this guy is not on the Epstein list. You're telling me Peter's not? Peter's not on the Epstein list. Look at him. Peter is nice. Oh, no, he's not.

Yes, he is. He's pretend nice. Can you guys tell me which one is more likely to be on the Epstein list, Peter or Sam? Truly. I'm team Peter's not on the Epstein list. I don't think Sam's on the obscene list I think Sam is for sure on the Epstein list He looks so guilty

No he just looks like he's like Peter looks like he has a secret No his secret is that he has great Dick His secret is that he is on the list No And you guys can vote If Peter Sam is on the list Because only one of them can be

Oh my God no It only has room for one No Peter is so cutie pitutie Oh my God okay well I'm glad that we've established That you think Peter's cute because I would have not said that in any of my clues if I got him. Oh, my God, our types are so different. We really do have very different types.

Okay, wait. Let me give another little shuffalo poo. Oh, boy. Okay, great. Oh, yeah. Okay, this is great. Close your eyes. This is mine.

Okay, and then this is mine. Okay. Great. You ready? Yep. Was yours raised Mormon? If so. Long ago since the change.

One more. I don't think this person, I would be, I would not be like shocked, but I would be like, oh, I wouldn't have guessed. But they could. I don't know. This is not a good answer. Yes or no. Was this person raised Mormon? Probably not. Okay. Is this person proudly, openly, openly on field the dating app, the kink dating app? Yes. Okay. Oh, geez. Actually, a lot of them. It's actually a lot of... Okay, PSA, all of the guess who characters are on field. A lot of them are actually on field. Okay, shit. I really fucked myself with that one.

I think they're mostly on field. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, I think everyone... Yeah, all right. Okay. Does yours vote? Right in. Right in.

Yeah. A write in that no one else could ever think of. Yeah, like a mythical creature maybe. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, but I don't know. A write-in for a mythical creature is awesome. Okay. Would it be easy to believe that yours killed a man?

Yeah. Okay. So easy, actually. So easy. Wow, once again. So many of these people have killed people. It is hard because I feel like a lot. Okay, probably not.

Probably not. Maybe. Probably not you. Who's on field and has killed someone? Mm-hmm. On field and has killed someone. Great. Okay.

Does yours order a bunch of meals for the table and then refuse to pay for it at the end? No. No, because they pay? No, because... They don't eat. Yeah, I don't know if they go to dinners with people. Excellent. Yeah.

None of these people go to dinner. Oh, does your speak and run? No. Okay. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Okay. I think that they speak.

I think that when they speak, it does. doesn't quite make sense, but I don't think they speak in rhymes. Okay. I worry. They're not that whimsical. Okay. Killed someone. Field doesn't speak in rhyme.

Mm-hmm. Is this person looking through your window while you change? Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I don't know what their intention is. I wouldn't call it like immediately malevolent. Oh, it's not malevolent, but they are looking through your window? Yeah.

Not malevolent. I wouldn't immediately guess malevolent. I would guess like curiosity. Yeah. Like, oh, do you know you're here? Do you know you're looking through my window? But maybe you do. But it's not like, I don't think it's like you have ill intent and that's where you're coming from.

Right. Your person's a Republican, right? Yeah. Okay. I think my person is tea party. Tea party. Okay. I'm going to ask, is this person attracted to, and you can say no, is this person attracted to,

her son? It's not a woman. Okay. Is this person attracted to his son? It's not, not likely. Okay. It's not like, no, there's no way. Okay.

I don't think he'd say it. But maybe he'd say it in jest. I really think I know who it is, but I feel like I'm going to be wrong again. I know I'm scared too. And here's the thing, I guess, if we are, because we usually, maybe it's just that the pressure's on. If we are wrong twice. At least it's fucking fun. Yeah. Oh, it's so fun.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Does your person have a skeleton of their mother in the attic? Yes. Oh, no, they all do. Yeah. God, it's so hard when they're all predators. But it's not malevolent. It's kind of probably a more fun skeleton. Oh, it's a fun skeleton. It's more fun than I think a lot of these people's mother skeletons would be.

Okay, who do you think it is? I. Is it Robert? Yes! Yes! Yay! Oh my God! Oh, my God. And I almost put Robert down when you said he might not say he's attracted to his son. And I was like, ooh, Robert seems pretty clear about it. But then you said ingest. In jest. Because this guy would see his son and go like, wow, that's a hunky boy. It's okay. Yeah, you're going to have to start pushing me away soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. And yeah. And he definitely tea party for sure voted in. Wow. Great. Robert. Robert. Okay. I'm going to ask you some questions really fast and just go speak around, okay? Yeah. If I can do it. Has this person ever been to solving?

Maybe, but not like they don't live there. Okay. Is this person too old to be going to a pediatrician but is going to the pediatrician? Potentially. The pediatrician is like, don't. It's one of these two. It's got to be. I hope so. Now what is the difference? Okay. Okay. Yeah. Now here's, this is. Not a question for you. This is just a statement. Okay.

The two I have left are the same person in different timelines. Okay. Wow. That's great. So I just need to know if it's the younger one or the older one. Okay. Is this person's golden age of S&L? Steve Martin.

Yeah, maybe. Is it Tom? No. Fuck. Who is it? Herman. Herman. No.

I didn't have Herman. God damn it. Did you put down Herman when I said that he didn't go to the Renfair? he didn't live at the Renfair? Let me see. I have to find Herman. Oh, no. I put Herman down when you said that they're looking through the window, but it's not malevolent. I pictured that this guy was like, there are so many people in the Guess Who Universe who are malevolent. And I just pictured this guy is like, like, I wouldn't feel good about it. I wouldn't feel not threatened. I would feel unsafe. Yeah. But I don't think the intention is bad.

I think he just does that. Yes. And it's still the impact is bad, right? So let me show you these two that I think are the same person in different timelines. Okay, I'm excited. Franz and Tom. Can I see? Oh, 100%.

Yeah. Franz and Tom are the same but in different timelines. Yeah, yeah. Don't you think so? That's beautiful. Franz and Tom, they're the same? Sure. Okay, well, I'm really glad we got one of them.

Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. And that's exciting. Yeah. Okay. Well, this was absolutely fucking sick. Okay, guys. Guys. Guys, this was so fun. You guys are lovely. So excited about the winners of Love Island. Thank you for playing. We're so excited for next season of Love Island. If you'd like to see another game of Guess Who for free, we're going to put it up for free. Go to the Patreon. Join the Patreon for free. It's free. Just join. And yeah, until next time, I've been sad to the whole time. I've been Olivia this whole time and we will see you next Tuesday, freeze frame.