Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Finding Valentines For Each Other!

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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The Foxman Zootopia, I think, is one of the only people on this earth who does ethical non-monogamy correctly. I think he would talk to you about your boundaries. I think he would figure out whatever. I think you guys could work out whatever works for you. But he's just, he's too much fox for one woman. And do you think I am also allowed to be Polly? Or is it like a Monopoly? No, I don't think it's Monopoly.

Which is Monopoly. Which is just monopoly. Where only one person wins? Do you think the Monopoly man is Monopoly? Oh my God. That's a great question. Yeah, that's okay, like, because... Yes.

Yeah. Well, no. Welcome to the Big Bad podcast for you. I'm the Sun. I'm the Olivia one. This is Sid and Olivia Talks. The Big Bad podcast at you. And today is a very special day.

It's several days before Valentine's Day. And that means this is the Valentine's Day episode. I don't like the gorilla one as much. It goes on for a really long time. That's the problem with these is there are certain buttons that go on far too long, but then you have like a couple that are just a quick. That's really good. And that's pretty nice.

Okay, me when I'm coming. Yeah, I was like, that's like weirdly sexual. Do you remember when you did? What? When you did Mrs. Fowell orgasming as an impression. You guys. Sid can do like the best impression ever of Mrs. Fowl from Jimmy Neutron having an orgasm? I have pretty much one impression.

It's like the best thing I've ever heard. And it's wildly not useful. No, you can't use it anywhere. No, it's Mrs. Fowell having an orgasm. Mrs. Fowl from Jimmy Nukron. Yes, she looks like this. She goes like this. Hi, Lauren Michaels.

My name is Sydney. Hallor on 5'6, and I'll be auditioning for Miss Fowl having an orgasm. And this is. Once Jimmy has become of age. Yeah, or this is another guy she knows named Jimmy who's a full adult. It's just that the only thing I know how to say with her voice is like, Jimmy! Carl.

And a different Carl once again. We're not talking about her. Different Carl. Different Carl. These are just the words she says. Yeah, these are just kind of like her. Her common phrases. These are her common phrases.

So Valentine's Day. What a Valentine's Day opening? What a Valentine's Day opening? Day opening. Nothing more romantic. No. Then Mrs. Fowell having an orgasm. I think we should jump right into it. Yeah. With a this or that moment. Yeah, like finding out who our Valentine's should be this year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you like to go first? Would you like me to go first?

You go first. Okay, great. I'm excited. We're going to find Olivia DeLorentice's Valentine. Play the music. Cut the music. Okay, we're going to find your Valentine. You just pick this or that. Okay. You ready? Mm-hmm. An angler fish or a snail fish? What's a snailfish?

Let's see it. Whoa! Oh, man. Oh, man. And keep in mind that the snail fish does lay eggs inside of crabs. Okay. Whoa. So here's a thing.

Its face looks crystallized. Its face is crazy. These are both deep sea creatures. Yeah, I was going to pick anglerfish without blinking because I love an angler fish. And because it has that sexy, sexy light. Yeah, well, it comes with a flashlight. And who doesn't want a man that comes with a flashlight? I've always said that.

Or comes a flashlight. He comes a flashlight. Okay, so my boyfriend comes an entire flashlight every time he comes. Well, that's the... I know, isn't he gorgeous? Yeah, he is so sexy. And the thing about an anglerfish, you know, having light in a very dark, dark place is like, you want your partner to exude a light.

It's like the anglerfish is giving provider. And I don't know if I'm the type of girl that is like, oh, give me a provider all the time. But like, it is really nice to have someone like, you know, you do stuff for them. They do stuff for you. It's nice to feel taking care of. The anglerfish obviously has its big teeth it's providing and it's providing light. But God damn, the snailfish is just such a cutie. I know.

Like, look at that. I know, right? Oh, my God. Right? Okay, I'm like literally attracted to the snailfish. I look at those baby blues. No, it's like beautiful. And I'm usually not even a blue eyes girly, but like this, this one has got me sprung, right?

It's sprung. It's got me sprung. It's got me twisted. Tumbling. And the good thing is about the blue eyes of a snailfish is that I'm pretty sure it doesn't use them. Yay. Because most deep sea creatures are blind. Oh, my God.

Wait, it breaks world record for deepest fish. Wait, I love a deep man. I love a deep man who can have conversations. I'm done with my shallow boy era. For some reason, this specific picture looks like he's wearing a party hat. It really does. It's like he's got the fun, he's deep. He's deep.

He's got the fun. He's a snail fish. Also, deepest fish doesn't sound like it's grimly. dramatically correct. No, it really doesn't. It should be like deepest dwelling dwelling fish. Yeah. Deepest fish of the sea? Yeah. Or like deepest fish. Deepest fish sounds like either the fish is very deep or emotionally deep. And I'm fine either way. So which one are you going to pick? I'm going to pick the snailfish. Okay. Okay, next one. A snailfish or the crabs that the snailfish lay eggs inside. Whoa. Okay. Whoa. So I do love a crab and that's

the thing. Yeah. Ritchie just looked up snailfish crabs. So this is kind of like a type of guy who maybe a snailfish would like lay an egg inside of. And the benefit of that obviously is that you get the benefits of the crab, but then you also get, I assume, protein from the egg. More baby snailfish eventually. Sure. Unless you are just going for protein. Yeah. And you know what? They're their eggs. So that's a lot of protein. It's a lot of protein. So you're going to go with the snailfish or the crabs that the snailfish lay eggs inside? So I'm a row. romantic and I'm feeling love in my heart. I'm actually going to stick with the snailfish. Good for you. Okay. Next. Oh my God. He's so cute. He's literally so cute. Oh my God. Get you a man with like a

crystal eye of weird, weird tentacles. Yeah. His, God, he's cute. Yeah, he's super cute. It looks like his barnacles encrusted in his skin. Just like the way his face is laid out is everything. I, right. You ever say that about a fish. Right. God, the way his face is laid out. Okay, would you rather go with the snailfish or larva? Larva of your choice, any type. Oh, any type of larva? Really any type.

Oh, my God. What are the different types? Oh, God. Well, these pictures are cartoons of larva. Okay, now. That's a good one. Okay, that's a good one. That, you know, my mom is so afraid of maggots. I mean, how can I be?

I could never bring, I could never bring them home to mom. Oh, true. My parents were going to name my sibling Margo and then they were like, Sounds like maggot. Too close to maggot. Yeah. Sounds like maggot. Can't do it.

I don't think, you know, if your name is Margo out there, I don't agree with that. I think Margo is a beautiful name. I actually was like, I would probably name my kit Margo. Yeah, Margo's a beautiful name and also like such a Heller name. Like, you would crush a Margo as like a name for you or for a child that you found. Thank you. Or a child you had. Thank you.

Who knows where you'll find a child. Who knows where you'll find a child in this world? You know, can I see the animated larvae because I hate them so much that I'm feeling like I don't have been alive? Okay. So these guys, does this one have two sons? sets of eyes. I think it has the worst nostrils ever, but it could have two sets of us. Gaping, gaping nostrils. Guys, if you're listening instead of watching, this is two animated larvae. From a movie, I believe, called larvae that I've never heard of before. They have the widest mouths, the biggest eyes, and gaping nostrils. Yeah, the nostrils are actually really bad. Nostrils you could put

your whole head into. The small red one has two nostrils that don't look anything like each other. Nope. And then the big yellow one has nostrils that are so far apart. Nostrils that could be eyes. That they could be eyes. If you cover. up his real eyes, those nostrils are his eyes. And if they're not doing something with that in the plot, then I don't want anything. That has to come back somehow. I'm, I'm, I'm, so you're going to go with snailfish or larva? I'm literally going to stay with snailfish. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Okay. You stay with your boy the snailfish. Snailfish or larva with fleshy abdominal legs. Oh, whoa. Now hold on. Now hold on, hold on. Now hold on.

Is my head turning? Is my head a turning? Okay, new bombshell enters Mila and it's larvae with fleshy abdominal legs. Whoa. This is kind of a caterpillar vibe. I will say, I will say, out of larva with fleshy abdominal legs or straight larva, I do like larvae with fleshy abdominal legs a whole lot more. Yeah, I mean, look at that. It looks like a little guy instead of just like a nightmare.

So this is, if you're not watching, this is all the pro legs one could want outside of a scorpion fly. Creeping Jenny sawfly caterpillar. Wow. This is essentially a C-3. larva. With a poem on the bottom. With a poem on the bottom.

All the pro legs one could want outside of a scorpion fly. His fleshy abdominal legs and they are there are many a many. They're plenty a plenty. And he is essentially a very hungry caterpillar larva vibes. Seethru vibes. Exoskeleton vibes.

Vives. If I was single and I was like on the apps I would probably swipe yes but because I'm in such a committed relationship to someone that I literally, every time I see his face, I go like, oh my God, he's so cute. Oh my God, look at him. I'm going to stick with the snailfish. You favorite animal. Wow, we're going to snailfish. Okay, are you ready? Snailfish or Glenn Powell? Oh, snailfish. Okay, great. Snailfish or tuberculosis.

Oh. Hmm. And think about this carefully. I'm really thinking about this one. So tuberculosis, yeah, can we get a photo? Yeah. Tuberculosis, if you look at it. Close to larva. Close to larva. Yeah, looks kind of like a guy I had a little fling with. Kind of like larva. Kind of your type. Kind of my type. Based on this list.

It's kind of like microscopic little worms somewhere in your lungs. And can we look at what tuberculosis really does? Yeah, like the definition. The vibes of tuberculosis. Yeah, it's a serious, often fatal contagious infection caused by bacterium, myobacterium tuberculosis, primarily affecting the lungs pulmonary, but capable of attacking any body part. And that is cool. It's a multi-hyphenate.

He has variety. He has variety. He can do a lot of difference. He can spread through the air when an infected person coughs, sneezes or speaks. I dated a guy once who can spread through the air when an infected person coughs, sneezes or speaks. And that's a turn on. And it literally was actually so good.

Yeah, I mean, he's also a little vintage. He's kind of an older man. Yeah. Tuberculosis, older man. He's going to make a comeback. He's totally going to make a comeback. In this day and age, in this day and age with RFK in charge of stuff, tuberculosis will be back in a jiffy. Honey, when we have no vaccines, tuberculosis would be coming back. And let me tell you,

I want to be on tuberculosis's good side when he comes back. Oh, yeah. I mean, he does persistent coughs, fevers, and night sweats and weight loss. I, oh my God, weight loss. Move over, Zempex. It's tuberculosis. It's tuberculosis. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. Well, I do want, okay, so I've always, this is weird, I've always wanted a man that requires strict long-term medication adherence to prevent drug resistance. But I think just physically, on a physical level, I'm going to stick with snailfish. I will say tuberculosis. And I'm never that shallow.

No, no, I get it. Tuberculosis is kind of a bad boy. And I think snailfish is somebody you can really stick with it. If I was in my early 20s, I would be like, tuberculosis. I still have time to like fuck around and do stupid shit. But it's like, I got to find a guy that's. You have no time anymore. I don't have any time.

Yeah. And actually, that's what we're taking away from this. And you know why? And you know why? Because I'm going to die at 32. From tuberculosis. From tuberculosis. I have it on my calendar.

Because tuberculosis is like, I'm really jealous and upset now. Yeah. I'm going to kill you at 32. I'm about to turn 30. And 32 I'm going to die. So I need to find someone to spend those last two years. Okay. So either snailfish or dormant tuberculosis that only comes out on weekends.

Oh my gosh. Now, I don't know if this is real. Is that something you found online? I made this up. Oh. Okay. It's probably not real. Okay.

Right. I forgot that when you make something up, it's probably not real. I mean, it's probably not real. I would guess not real. But in theory. So I'd only get sick on the weekends? Sick, honey. Turns on more like.

It's an experience. Dormant or latent tuberculosis occurs when myomycopacterium tuberculosis, bacteria, live in the body without causing illness or symptoms. Oh, you can remain in this state for years to a lifetime. Okay. So, oh my God, you could be living with tuberculosis for a life. lifetime and not know. Yeah. Wow. That's kind of, people wait a lifetime. I'll stick with snailfish just because. Fair. Because it's real. Okay. Snailfish or sulfurous smog. Oh, that's going to smell really

bad, right? Probably. Yeah. And like kind of cloud. Oh, yeah. Plox-Lassoxiaz from burning sulfur-rich fossil fuels like coal. You know. He is everywhere. He is everywhere. And it's like, Is he really going to carve out that much time for me? Wait, that's such a good point. He's everywhere. Is he going to carve out that much time for you? Because he's really like all around downtown. Yeah, he's downtown a lot.

And I don't even love going downtown that much. No, you don't go downtown. No. So I'll stick with snailfish. Yeah, no, that's smart. Okay, great. Snailfish or Glenn Powell. Do we already do that one?

Yep. Snailfish. Great. And then snailfish or an old damp cloth. Oh, I'll do snailfish. Okay, great. And then snailfish or sand in your eye. Oh.

Oh, God, good good. Think about it. Oof, I'm really thinking about it. You know? Hard. And imagine it's irritated. Yeah, it's like you can't really get it out. No.

It's like scratching your cornea. Ah, good question. I'll do snailfish. Okay, snailfish or the idea of sexism. Oh. Okay. You know. If you're dating it, it might not go around the world so much.

Yeah, that's true. If you're doing the idea of sexism, you could lock it down. Yeah. And then it's not spreading its seed around the world. That's actually, so that would be all true. want to be a hero? You know. You know, they say don't be a hero.

They also say you can't change him. They do say you can't change him. And I don't need to change snailfish. No. So you're going to stick with snailfish. I'm in love with him. And then snailfish or Glenn Powell. I'll do snailfish.

Okay, great. So you end up with snailfish. Oh my God. It's my Valentine. Yay. Too long. Yeah, yeah. Way too long.

So this is your guy. Oh my God. He's literally so beautiful. I'm so flustered. What are we going to do on our date? I don't know. But like, you guys have to come up with some really cute Valentine's Day plan. I think so.

I think I'll go to the bottom of the ocean. We can talk about deep stuff until I lose oxygen. And then I'll probably float to the, my corpse will float to the surface at some point. And then you'll be 32. And then I'll be 32 by the time I get up there because it's so deep. So deep. So deep. So deep. By the time I surface, my body will be 32.

Yep. It'll take me a little over two years to surface. Some people wait alive. Time to surface. To her surface. Wow. Okay. Well, let's find your,

your Valentine. My Valentine. I'm so excited to find my mate. All right. Okay. So, first off, we have the Pillsbury Doe Boy. Okay.

Or the Pillsbury Doe Boy with a gun. Oh my God. Okay, wow. So the Pillsbury Doe Boy is adorable. Yeah, so cute. Love a Short King. Gorgeous baby blues. I think he's sick.

He looks a little sick. Yeah. He has no color. Looks a little sick. Yeah, he's a little sick. And then if he had a gun. Yeah, so it'd be the exact same thing sort of just threatening, right? Except he has a gun, yeah.

Okay. So Pillsbury doughboy, super cute, super small, kind of ill, and then really friendly. Yeah. And then Pillsbury doughboy with a gun. Yeah. kind of, this is like a photo. Who made this? Um, I think that Pillsbury Do Boy made that. Okay, great. I think that's a self-portrait. Yeah, yeah. He's definitely angry. You know, I'm not really into, um, uh, like an angry, you know. You more, you like more of like a sweet boy. I like a sweet,

sweet, sweet. Yeah, like a sweet sweet, sweet. So I'm going to go at the Pillsbury Doe Boy regular edition. Okay. because what the fuck is that one? Oh my gosh. Yeah, no, I'm going to go with the Pillsbury Doi. Just the regular. The Pillsbury Doe Boy, regular edition. I like that he has no genitals.

I think he's just pretty awesome. Okay, great. So now the Pillsbury Doe Boy regular. Yeah. Or the Pillsbury Doe Boy with a sword. Oh, great question. Because like. Okay.

Okay. And the Pillsbury Doeboy is so small that a sword to him might be a pocket knife to us. Yes, that's true. And swords are very renfair, which is a place that I do love. Yeah. So it's like, do you want a little bit of a weapon or just no weapon at all? I do like a little bit of edge and I like the Renaissance Fair. So I'm going to go with Pillsbury Doe Boy with a sword. Okay, great, great. We've got Pillsbury Doeboe with a sword or Mr. Clean. Pillsbury Doe Boy with a sword. Okay, great. Pillsbury Doe Boy with a sword or Mr. Clean with a gun.

No, Mr. Clean with a gun is actually the scariest image I could ever think of in my line. No, no, no, no, no. See, that's the last image you see. No, no, no, no, no. That's so scary. Pillsbury Doeboy with a sword. No, no, no, no. It's Mr. Clean bitch eraser extra dead.

That's not good. No, no, no. Yeah. I didn't realize how MAGA Mr. Clean with a gun would be. I kind of just pictured him being Mr. Clean with a gun, but he's not. He's like, oh my God, it's the scary. I'm like, I'm like going into fighter flight. No, no.

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Yeah. And oh God, oh God. And he's just... Oh, God. What's cool about him is he's vintage. He's from the 60s. The 60s had good music. They had good fashion.

And did they have been cereal? I assume they did not have good cereal. I'm going to go with no. They also had him, which... This is also one of those things where if I saw this in the middle of the night, I probably loose... Right. If you were like sleeping and you turned over...

And then I saw him. Yeah, I'd probably lose it. I used to be in a relationship where I would turn over in the middle of the night and not recognize my boyfriend at the time and be like, who the fuck is that? And we'd been dating for a while and that's never happened to me. Why? I don't know. It only happened with one person. Is it because he usually wore glasses and he didn't wear glasses?

Maybe. It might have been. Might have been. It could have been. Or just, I was so dissociated that I was just like, where am I what's happening? Oh my fucking God. That's so scary. Yeah, it was actively scary.

I would say I don't want to wake up next to this man. Yeah, that's fair. And also there's something about this that feels really evil. Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. There's something about that. No, it's giving, penny wise. Actively evil. So I would say stay far, far, far away from him.

And I'm going to go with the Pillsbury Doughboy. Okay, the Pillsbury Doughboy. Oh, sorry, Pillsbury Doughboy, Sword a Diboy. The Pillsbury Doughboy, Sword a Vision. Whoa, Divided Dividion. Sword a vision. Kill me with fire. Or Abby Lee Miller.

And now think about this. Think about what you could do for your dance kids. It's so true. I could do so much. Yeah, this is another one of those, should I be a hero edition? Because I could save so many kids. You could save so many kids from having to dance in that company.

And I could also be like, Abby Lee, let's do a quick, like, tutorial on face tuning. Oh, oh, does she face tunes? She face tunes in a way where it's like, oh, you're unrecognizable. And it's like we need to not do this. Whoa. Yeah, let's check this out. Yeah, she'll do like these crazy. Oh yeah, didn't she face-toon, Neil Patrick Harris too?

Oh, my God. Yeah, the one where she facetuned her and Neil Patrick Harrison, he just looks like truly a pumpkin. He looks like a thumb. He looks like a thumb or a pumpkin with a face. She looks unrecognizable. I mean, you know, again, this is me thinking about like, what can I do for this person? Yeah. I'm not thinking about what this person could do for me.

That unrecognizable. Yeah, that's not Abby Lee Miller. No, it's not. No, Abby Lee Miller is maybe a predator. Yeah. So I'm going to stick with Pillsbury dough. Oh, my God. Pillsbury doughboy with a sword.

That's crazy. Pillsbury doughboy with a sword. Yeah. Okay, we've got Pillsbury Doe Boy with a sword or crazy craving the honeycomb thing. I'm sorry? Yeah. And what is this? That's the honeycomb thing.

it's the thing that freaks out about honeycombs. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I do remember this guy from the cereal. His name is Crazy Craving. And his legs are very clearly leggings. Like, I understand that his legs are supposed to be legs, but those are leggings. Yeah, those are like sweatpants. Does he like move around at all? Does he like scream?

Is there a video of him like maybe screaming? I kind of feel like he screams, right? Yeah, there's an original 2006, so that's going to be really upset. no matter what. Someday you'll be taking a spelling test or no-brainer when suddenly, oh, tell me no stopping it. Ooh, honeycomb. Me want honeycomb.

Hot-combe-crum. Honey-crum christen honey. Honeycoasted honey. Honeyco. Okay, pause. Yeah. Here's what I'm going to say. I think we all know the issue now.

The issue is that apparently the honeycomb monster only comes from being a kid. Yeah, the honeycomb monster originally is a child's a child's a child. It's child in school. It's child and school. So we can't do. We can't have that be a Valentine. So truly, this cannot be an option for me. Yeah, that can't be your Valentine.

So I'm going to stick with Pillsbury Doe Boy with a sword. Okay, great. Who is definitely of age. Okay. Oh, 100%. That guy's way older than me. That guy's way older than me. Millions of years old.

That guy is just scurrying around and he is so old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Pillsbury Doeboy with a sword or face tuned Neil Patrick Harris from that one picture. Now, here's the thing. I do love Neil Patrick Harris so much. It wouldn't be him.

It would be that one. Right. It would be that thing. And what is that, right? Like, who is that person? And, like, does it blink? Does it have the same personality? I don't think it has the ability to move its face.

And that would be hard to wake up next to. Yeah. And he probably has a very smoothed out version of Neil Patrick Harris's personality. Yeah. So he probably doesn't have any of the things that I actually really like about Neil Patrick Harris. Right, right, right. Because it doesn't have any of the quirks. No, it's kind of like an AI version of him.

Yeah, an AI version of him. And I don't support that. So I'm going to stick with Pillsbury doughboy with a sword. No, that's so good. That's such a good point. Okay, Pillsbury Doe Boy with a sword or the Car Fox with a sword. Oh, fuck me. Yeah.

This is hard. So obviously the Car Fox with a sword is like, the Carfax in general is the second hottest cartoon fox. The second hot fox, yeah. So he's holding up a phone. God, so sexy. But imagine if he was holding up a sword. So I'm being like completely for real right now. Yeah.

When I tell you the animated fox from Z, Utopia does things for me. And this is a knockoff version of that in a way that does things for me. As well. I think this man is sexy. Yeah. I like his little shirt that says Car Fox. Yeah. I want one as well to match with him. Yeah. And if he had a sword, that's also sexy. That's also something. Yeah, I'm going to go with Car Fox with a sword. Sorry. Wow. I know. No, but you know what? But that's why it's like you never settle. Yeah, you never settle. You got to keep, you never settle. You got to just keep like going for your dreams. Yeah, yeah, you have to. You have to keep going for your dreams.

And my dream is to be with Car Fox with a sword. We've got Car Fox with a sword or, now this is going to be an interesting thing to look up. Look up Stacey Kennison. Yeah. Yeah, and just any of her Instagram videos. Oh, no. So Stacey Kenneson is one of my favorite accounts on Instagram right now. I just want to send a message out there to my supposed cousin, Jenny Therese Mercer,

and to a Hollywood movie store that I have never met that always stopped. and violates my privacy as Sandra Bullock. You're not welcome in my life. You've done nothing but abused and destruct me and my parents and some of my family and anybody and everybody in the world that cares about me, you're always after. So, Carrie, or so, excuse me,

so Jenny Therese Mercerer, Sandra Bullock, you can't be a part of my life. And I know you always latch on to my English royal family and say that you're replacing me just like a Kerry does, a girl from Omaha, Nebraska. So I can't be in your satanic group,

I've renounced the English royal family because they always want to kill me. And Jenny Three Smirser, I know you are trying to get your mouth on somebody's, in somebody's pants again that's English in my English royal family. And I know that you might be related to him. I'm not really sure. I'm not really sure if Sandra is, but you can't keep using me to get to them and getting money and saying that you're cursing me and doing a job for them and killing me. You're constantly trying to kill me.

So this woman Or the Car Fox With a sword Right And this person's thing is Sandra Bullock is Cursing her Cursing her

Yeah And also renouncing the English A lot of people are cursing her And a lot of people are She's got a whole lore And Yeah again

I think this would be one of those things Where I'd be trying to save someone Right in IKEA And that's a hard thing to commit to And I do wish this person well Absolutely But I don't know that I... That they're your Valentine.

Yeah, and I don't know that I, if this is true, because I don't know. Yeah. If this is true, I don't need Sandra Bullock as my enemy. Right, that's true. That's true. No, that's fair. I don't want Sandra Bullock. You don't need more enemies. I think Sandra Bullock is one of the hottest people on the planet. It's hard to pick out a Valentine who has a bunch of built enemies. Absolutely.

Yeah, I'm going to go with Carfox with a sword. So a couple more, and then we're good. Yep. The Carfax with a sword or the horse that loves bad news. what horse loves bad news? This is the room where we keep the horse that loves bad news. His name's miserable. We can't put anything in his room, as you can see,

because he'll immediately try to hurt himself. We used to feed him coins, but now we just have to tell him like a little factoid about something bad that happened. I don't know, he just really likes bad news. He'll like glow, like bright orange. Like he's a magma ball. But yeah, why don't we just feed him something?

Hey, miserable. You see this? This is Naperville, Illinois. You don't happen there? The whole town destroyed in a giant sinkhole. Whole town went down. Nothing left. And you can see, just he loves...

Okay. So, obviously, there are pros to having a horse that loves bad news as your partner. Yeah. One of them being, we're in a time where there seems to be a lot of bad news. That's so true. We are in a time with ample bad news. And so maybe this would be a bright side of the dark days. If something you wanted,

in your day-to-day life was a glowing orange horse getting so excited and then getting so full that you, okay, but another thing actually is that they say at the end of this video, if you give him even more bad news, he'll get sick. Right. So there's a balance. I think he can only have so much before he gets sick because he loves to eat it so much. I will also say, like, I am naturally not the most optimistic person. It's something I'm trying to work on.

Right. And I think that it's good to be surrounded by people who are bringing optimism. Yeah. I don't necessarily want to feel like a reward system. that rewards me for bringing pessimism, right? Like that might be bad for me and my goals as a human being. So I'm going to stick with the car fox with the sword. Okay.

So your final, the final one is the car fox with a sword. Yeah. The fox from Zootopia, but he's Polly. Say it, he's Polly? The car fox with a sword or the fox from Zootopia, but he's Polly. God. It's hard. And does, is he like hierarchical?

What do they call that? Hierarchical? Yeah, hierarchical. Hierarchical. Harka, rocker, rocker, rock, like, would I be the primary partner? I think, and this is based on only the look in his eyes, I do think the Car Fox is one of the very few people on this earth who does ethical non-monogamy correctly. Okay. I think he's, no, sorry, I meant the Fox from Zootopia.

The Fox from Zootopia, I think is one of the only people on this earth who does ethical non-monogamymycom. monogamy correctly. I think he would talk to you about your boundaries. I think he would figure out whatever. I think you guys could work out whatever works for you, but he's just, he's too much fox for one woman. And do you think I am also allowed to be Polly or is it like a monopoly? No, I don't think it's monopoly. Which is Monopoly. Which is just monopoly. Wait, only one person wins. Do you think the monopoly man is Monopoly? Oh my God. That's a great question, Olivia. Yeah, that's okay. Like, because. Yes. Yeah. Well, no. If you You guys don't know what monopoly is.

Apparently, it's a thing that you call a relationship where one person is polyamorous and one person is monogamous. It was a thing that was offered to me once. And I was like, well, that's personally the worst sounding thing I've ever heard in my entire life. And then when Olivia said that to me, I was like, that is the word monopoly. And in monopoly, only one person wins. And that is true. However, if it works for you, it works for you, honey.

I absolutely love that for you. And it's still allowed to not work for me and work for you. I love that for you. But the more important question is, is it the monopolemonauts? Man or is it the Monopoly man? It might be the monopoly man. Oh my God, this is huge. Anyway, I'm going to go with the Carfox

being Polly. I don't care if he has other partners. I think that he deserves it. He's intoxicated. And I am feeling the lust and I need him. And Valentine's Day isn't necessarily always about love. Sometimes it's about lust. Sometimes it's about a crazy, crazy

night with the Fox Room's Utopia. So will we have our final Valentine's? I am I have the snail fish. I'm going on a date with the snailfish. And I will be one of the Fox from Zootopia's many, many partners. Yeah. And I'm really excited about it. So that was that. Play the music. Cut the music. Okay. Let's talk about Valentine's Day, right? What a great. We weren't doing it before. We weren't doing Valentine's Day before. We looked up the origins of Valentine's Day. Yes. I do think that there's something there.

It's important. Let's talk about it. So like, obviously Valentine's is a very, it's a very, it's very Hallmark holiday. Yes, but the history of Valentine's Day is really interesting. Yeah. Here's the real meaning of Valentine's Day, right? We're bringing it back to the real meaning. There was a mid-February fertility festival in ancient Rome called Lupercalia. I might be watching that.

If you're from ancient Rome, let me know. Which some believe was a forerunner to Valentine's Day. It absolutely fucking was. Some believe. Fuck that. Okay. Dedicated to the Roman Gaga. Whoa.

Gaga. Dedicated to the Roman Gaga. Dedicated to the Roman god of agriculture, faunas, and the Roman founders Romulus and Remus, this feast of debauchery involved a ritual where an order of Roman priests ran naked through the streets,

quote unquote, gently slapping women with blood-soaked tides of sacrificed animals which they believed promoted fertility. Awesome. Also, St. Valentine was executed by beheading on Rome in February 14th, around 270 AD for performing marriages and aiding Christians against the emperor,

Claudius II's commands. And yeah, he faced beating, stonings, and finally decapitation for his faith. So hear me out. Yeah. That's kind of romantic. Yeah. It is interesting that like the tradition we have for Valentine's Day is like going on a date, giving someone roses, some chocolates. Yeah.

Posting on Instagram. Where it started was running through the streets naked and slapping women. Bloody animal pelts on women. Yeah. And beheading a saint or a priest or something. And I guess my question too is like, are these women consenting? Are they like, fuck? Yeah.

Now, here's, that's such a good question. And none of the women are really alive to tell. So I was going to say I've actually reached out to like 30 or 40 of the women. They have not gotten back to me what with them being dead and not having email address. That is so selfish. So it is kind of crazy. It's sort of like, okay, do they even want to help? Yeah.

Do they even want to? Are they even girls girls? Are they even girls girls? I guess they're not really girls girls. Yeah, I guess the origin of Valentine's Day was a bunch of picmies. Pick me is who it died. Pick me's who died of natural causes or other. I don't know.

Yeah, I mean, the idea of like running through the streets naked sounds awesome. Yeah, I was going to say if we could, because we're kind of going backwards as a society like really, really, really fast. So fast. If we were to bring one of those elements back for modern day Valentine's Day, what do you think it would be? The streaking element. The streaking, right? Not the beheading. No.

The beheading's not even... No. Beheading's not even... It's not even... And that's true. Beheading's not. I've always said that. What's the most...

Form of torture... Medieval torture. Can we look up forms of medieval torture? What is the most... Form of medieval torture? I've been wondering this for centuries. You've been wondering this ever since they pieced your body parts

together and shocked you with electricity to get... Ever since I was put back together. Would you be surprised or not surprised if you found out I was a Frankenstein to person. I would be impressed, but not surprised. I would say I would be surprised in terms of like, whoa, that's crazy. But with everything in the world that's happening right now and how crazy everything is, I really think it would be very hard to surprise me. Like, you'd be like, yeah, probably. Like, we joke a lot about the fact of like, what if you were never real and I

in a mental institution and I've hallucinated you. And we've joked about that so much that it actually probably wouldn't surprise me. Yeah. And honestly, I would kind of love that because I think being a hallucination would be really fun. It would be so. Speaking of oh my gosh. Medieval torture methods. The rack, a frame that stretched the victim's joints to the point of disdication. No, that's not actually. That's kind of rude. The strappado, the victim is hung by their wrists tied behind their back, causing intense shoulder pain and dislocation. I don't know. I mean, hands tied behind your back is a little. It's sexy. Yeah. Dunking slash water torture. victims were repeatedly submerged in water often well bound to force confession.

The way to make that chty is to change it to like champagne or like, you know, something. Hot water. Hot water. Like to make that like, yeah, like a fun. Right. It's not fun enough right now. It's not fun enough. Shrews fiddle, you hum.

Slash stocks. Instruments used to humiliate and restrict movement causing. discomfort rather than immediate death. Discomfort is not k-k-y. I do think a stalks, seeing someone in the stocks could be kitt could be k-kney. Yeah, yeah, that's right. But discomfort's not, and I get you. Whirling slash wooden horse? Wait, can I see what the wooden horse would look like? Device is designed to do what? To inflict pain through uncomfortable positions. Right. Oh, they're all just uncomfortable position. Well, some of them

are to get confessions and some of them are to kill. Okay, okay. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. So, here's the thing. This one is straddle-based. This one hurts your... It hurts your... You straddle a wooden horse with weights on your feet. This one is unfortunately very... Fortunately, and I don't want it. I don't like it. But it is probably the most...

This is the most... Okay, so now we know. Now we know. That was beautiful. Gorgeous. Wow. What were you saying? We were saying, yeah, let's bring back the streaking.

Let's bring back animal pelts. Yeah. I mean, I don't love bringing back the bloody animal pals. I don't love animal sacrifice. It's not that. It's not. But you know. Do you want to talk about ways to get someone to not be your Valentine's? Oh, my God. Guys, we live in a world right now where there are so many people that I don't want to be my Valentine. Oh, plenty. Plenty of people. In fact, you know that phrase where they're like, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Yeah. It should actually be like, there are plenty of fish in the sea who shouldn't be your Valentine. And there are plenty of fish in the sea for you to run away from. Yeah. Yeah. And in the deep sea, there are plenty of hot fish that you should go toward. That's so true. Hot, hot, hot fish.

Hot, scalding fish. Fish that burn your hands. So we're going to tell you some ways to get someone to not be your Valentine music. Cut the music. Do you have any good ones? So, okay. So my first impulse with this kind of a thing is like people love, people are like drawn in by, by, the opposite, right? Like, like, if you're like, oh, don't come near me, people are like,

ooh, now I want to. So like flipping that on its head. And also, I think blood capsules are always really important when you're trying to make someone not be your Valentine. You can get them at any party city or any Halloween store. They're just these little capsules you put in your mouth. And then blood starts coming out of your mouth once you write down on them. So I think my, one of my top ways of getting someone to not be my Valentine would be some blood capsules, get them running, running down the mouth, and then just chasing people and saying, come closer, come closer kind of a thing. Because I think that will reverse psychology them into not wanting to come closer. It's like that kind of guaranteed psychological thing of if you're running at someone with blood coming out of your mouth.

Yeah, they're usually not going to be your Valentine. Right. They won't want to come closer. I have an idea. Yeah. A good way to get someone to not be your Valentine's by asking them for upies very seriously. Right, right, right. Upbies, yeah.

Especially if it's somebody who you're on a first date with. Yeah. And someone's smaller than you too. Smaller. Uppies? Like that's like if someone's into that, I think we have an issue. Right. Well, so if someone wants to give you Uppies, you can just be like, oh, now I know I'm going to say.

How trippy would that be, though? If you were on a date with someone, they asked for Uppies. You gave them upies. And then they were like, fuck you. That's crazy that you liked that. Yeah, I do think, though, how concerning would it be if you were like on a date and somebody was like asking you questions and everything was totally normal. Yeah.

And then they were like upbies? Yeah. I mean, I think it would be really hard for me because even though I try to be really strong, I usually date people physically larger than me. So just like technically it would be hard. I could try. You could try. I could try.

Yeah, that's true. I think another really good way to get someone to not be your Valentine is to make smells. Oh, making smells is a great. way. Making smells. Yeah. Any of the smells you can make? Any of the smells you can make? Because there are smells I really like, but none of them are the smells a person can make. Why'd you point at me like that?

There are smells I can like. Like any of the smells you make? Any of the smells you make, I can't stand. Any of the smells a person can make. Yeah. Yeah. Are not good smell. No, they're actually, that's actually such an original beautiful point. Is it? I've actually never, like, the smells a person can make are not good smells. No, you can't emit a good smell. The only time anyone's ever like, you smell good is when you've put something else on you that smells good.

You have not made the smell. You have not created the smell. I mean, actually, okay, now we're talking about, like, are you a chemist? Because a chemist could probably make good smells. And then there's also pheromones. Ferrimon. Like, that's true. For example, I have a specific pheromone that makes animals hump this arm.

Oh, wow. And I'm proud of it. Do you ever wonder what your pheromones smell like? Something that people want to hump. Something that people want to hump. But just in this arm. This arm? Not just that one.

But when I had a rabbit, the rabbit was like, oh, fuck me. So you've got. And then my dog is like, fuck me. You've got a sexy left arm. Yeah. And it's NSFW. It's NSFW. Everyone at the office knows.

Yeah. And to stop looking at. Look away. Don't smell Sidd's arm. Don't smell SIDS-E-R-A-ROM. Okay, so you do have one good smell you make. It's just harder to smell because it's a pheromone. Because like pheromones. Can we look up? Can you smell pheromones?

Can you smell your own pheromones? Yeah. No. You can't smell your own pheromones because your brain filters them out as background noise. Much like you ignore your own constant body odor. Google is like, you. stink. Oh my God. That's so mean. Yeah, I think, you know, yeah, it's hard to emit good smells. It's not like a thing really that we can do. However, I do, it is like a thing of like if

you're attracted to someone and they're like sweating, sometimes that's good for your body. No, true, true. Like people, you're attracted to different people's fair amounts and although I don't know. Sometimes even when I'm attracted to somebody and I smell their sweat, I'm like, I mean, I think you're great. I just am like not loving this. I think there's a level. I, I, I think. think that I think there's a level and I think for some reason like with like there's a level with me where I'm like this is kind of and then there's a level past that where I'm like no sure yeah I get that it's it's within reason it smells within reason it smells within reason it smells within reason as we say anything else that you think would be really good to get somebody's valentine away from

them yes I think having any type of parasite like like having like like spiders that you can release on the date. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like having, like, I mean, I know spiders aren't a parasite, but like, like, they're not. Like a, like a little, like having, like releasing cockroach. I know spiders aren't a parasite, like vermin. They're not any of these things. Rats are not a parasite.

So one of the best ways to get someone to not be a parasite is to not know what a spider is. No, I think that's actually great. I think that's like a cool. Yeah, releasing little boxes of spiders anywhere. Or like taking around like, oh my God, like being like having a hobby that's like really bad, like being like I collect the rat traps at restaurants. Sure. There are rat traps at restaurants. Yeah.

You ever seen those like little boxes that are just sort of like in the corner? What restaurants are you going? They're not like in the restaurants. They're like outside usually. What restaurant? Name one restaurant. Name one restaurant that has the box to collect the rats outside. I don't know.

Because it's not real, Olivia. Remember when I when I released cockroaches and the Napa Valley girl? Valley Grill. When Olivia and I worked at the Napa Valley Grill, which is now a shut down restaurant, RIP, they had a crazy cockroach problem that they were, like, it was not good. Lying about. Yeah. And there were, like, two great managers and two managers that were, like, kind of ill. Yeah. And that was, at most restaurants, I think. And that's a very restaurant thing. Yeah. But one of the managers that was ill was, like, upset that Sid was seating people near a table because it was, quote, unquote, the cockroach table. And I, like, first off, there shouldn't be one. There shouldn't be one of those.

I wasn't aware we had cockroaches in this restaurant because there shouldn't be. And also like, what the fuck, dude? Yeah. And then he accused me of bringing the cockroaches, which is kind of awesome. And he said this to someone else. What was it? He said this to another one of the hosts. He was like, because I quit.

He and I had a falling out and I quit. And he was like, well, yeah, I think, you know, I think someone's bringing them. You know, I think someone's like fucking with us kind of a thing. Wow. Like implying that it was me because I had just quit. And realistically, all you were doing was making fake takeout orders and eating them in the bathroom with me. And making terrible fake yelp reviews. Yes.

But none of them were untrue. No, they were all true. They were all. The people weren't real. The people were a bunch of little old ladies that we made up. But the people weren't real, but they were. We were trying to warn people because they were paying off the health inspector. Yes.

And that's not good. And that's not good. And we were trying to warn people. So like if I wasn't mad, I probably wouldn't have cared. We were trying to warn people like you are in an unsafe environment. You are not being told this. I'm trying to tell you this. Yeah, exactly.

And as someone who is currently being lied to in a place that I'm renting. Oh my God. How romantic. It is nice to have someone be like, can I just tell you what's actually happening? Genuinely, like, your situation is so crazy. And I don't know if you can legally get into. Any of it, probably not. I don't know.

But there's just so many elements of it that are like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? SIDS apartment is blowing up. It's blowing up from the inside out. And everyone involved is nuts. Yeah, everyone involved is like actually. We're in like a real situation of like it is real life Madlib. She has no roof.

I have no roof. You look up and it's the sky. I shit you not. We can put up a video. Swear to God it is the sky when you look. Look up. It is a bad skylight. Nobody believes me until I show them the video. It is indoor, outdoor living. It is a convertible apartment. It is not what you can live in. Yeah. I was told, if you want to stay here, you can. You just won't have a bathroom. And I think I real life-

For a couple of months. Yeah. And I think I real life said, oh, this sucks, but I actually do need a bathroom. God, I'm so sorry, Queen. But I actually. Oh my god, wait, so annoying. I so needs to pee and poo. I so actually need to be pee and poo-poo. Um, yes, it's just been... It's a nightmare. So anyway.

So that's... So that's something. So that's something. So that's something. So if you guys have a place for Sid to stay... No, I'm kidding. If you have a place for me to stay, I can provide you this. That's a good way to get someone to be your Valentine's.

Wait! Okay. That's a good way to get someone to be your Valentine's. Yeah. And that's positive. And that's positive. Is there anything else that would be a good way to get someone to actually beat your Valentine? Trick them? No, I'm like, I'm like done tricking people to get them to like me.

I'm like, oh, I'm so done. If you don't like me as is, then that is awesome. And let's literally just part ways because I genuinely... I'm exhausted. Oh, I literally don't. Like, A, I don't have any energy. Nope. Left.

And B, all the energy I do have is going to have to go towards things that are like, the world is ending. to fight that. It's not towards like, how can I, how can I get people to like me that don't like me? I'm truly exhausted. And the thing I'm really exhausted of to is like presenting extra femme. I'm exhausted. I'm not doing it. There was like a time when I was like, I do, I do, I do validate that you are, yes, go ahead. There was like a time like years ago when I was like, the way to be attractive is to have hair extension. to be very traditionally femme. And I am so tired.

You would do like straightened hair, makeup, little d-d-d-d-d-d-outfits. And you crushed that look. And you can. Anytime you want to bring an extra femme look back, you can literally knock it out of the park so hard that everyone's jaws come off. No, here's the thing. If it's feeling right, great. I just don't want to be in a position where I'm trading comfort.

100% for being like, oh, well, at least I look really someone else's idea of attractive. No, literally, like, I was, I was, I'm a very, I'm a way more femme. I look way more femme all the time. Yeah. I like how I look when I'm more femme, but I also have been in a situation where I was like dating someone and then the second, like, like I didn't realize he, that was one of the things that he was like, oh, I like that you don't like, that you dress up and that you. you curl your hair and that you have nails and, you know, like, when I would just kind of be,

like, a neutral version of like, this is what I actually look like. It was like a turnoff. And I was like, oh, no, fuck that forever. And I'm not in that situation anymore. I, I, I, yeah, it's just better to be attracting people who are like, oh, I'm just down. Yeah. I'm, I'm in a pants era. I mean, I'm, you can't tell because I'm not wearing pants. No, we've been getting a lot of comments being like Olivia and jeans. Yes. And you love those jeans. I have one pair of jeans that I wear all the time. From cotton on. From cotton on.

Maybe they should sponsor us. Literally, they were $20. And I wear them all the time. You make an LTK? Yes. Those things that are like, this is where you can get the jeans. They're the cargo jeans. And then, yeah, and then I've got some dress pants.

I mean, but I'm also like, to me, that's like, okay, we're getting 30. We're getting 30. We got to be able to, like, be a human being and not just. be like, D-T-D-D-D-D-D-D, you know, like, you know what that means? Yes, I do, but I think, you know, what you're saying is like, you know, people are multifaceted. People are people. And you can have days where you're kind of more D-T-D-D-D-D.

Yes. And you can have days where you're more like, I'm wearing dress pants. Yeah, but gone are the days where I need to be D-T-D-D-D for anyone else. You do not need to be D-D-D-D-D-D. That's so true. For anyone. For anyone. And that's just true.

And there are people who will like you just be. you're you. Absolutely. And you know what? You'll have more fun with those people. I do feel relaxed. I actively do have fun with those people. Feeling nervous all the time? Not a fun feeling. No, no. Unless you are ill and you like that. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. In like your early 20s, there's a moment where you're like, I love to feel so fucking nervous. It's my butterfly. Yeah. But then you realize, like, I kind of think that feeling is like I'm unsettled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I do think, like, having a crush is so fun.

Yeah. But, like, the feeling of butterflies, I would often mistake for just feeling like, oh, I'm unsafe here. Right. You've said that. Yes. And I think it was so much better when I started going with the, oh, I feel really comfortable. Yeah. And, like, I really like that I feel comfortable.

And I really like this person. And we both just kind of are chill with each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's lovely. It is so much better. That's Lufla? What are some non-sexual turn-ons and turn-offs for you? Great question.

I'll start. Yeah, go for it. My biggest non-sexual turn-off is when someone is like, oh, politics. I don't know. A political. A political people, yeah. That's like the biggest, or like I'm kind of a moderate. or like I'm kind of, I'm kind of in the center.

Like, I don't really get into all of that because it's just like, oh, either you're secretly Republican or you're so privileged that you like don't even know. Well, it's also because it's a lie because everything is political. Everything is political. Everything you do, every moment of your life is political. And if you are not seeing some version of it, it's because you're in a position. Yeah, if you're privileged enough that things aren't that don't, they don't seem political for you, that's still political.

Yeah, it is just like you. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. No, I totally agree. Someone's like, oh, I just don't really get into that. I don't really do politics. I just don't get into that. All right. Well, I don't really do you. Yeah. I don't really do you. I don't really fuck you. I don't really fun you that much. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. No, it's definitely not. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Okay. So here's the thing. Yeah. Because we talked about wanting to do this segment. Yeah. And yours is really good. The idea of, you know, the non-sexual turnoff of being like I'm apolitical. Yeah. Fuck that. And I have to say the issue I'm having is. Yeah. what I wrote for non-sexual turnoff, the first thing is the vibe of yeast. And I couldn't possibly tell you what that means. The vibe of yeast. Didn't sleep last night. No, you know, I'm like trying to like.

No idea what that means. The vibe of yeast. Okay, so who's a guy with the vibe of yeast? I don't know what the vibe of yeast is. I don't know what that means. Well, I think. This is one of those things. First of all, let me just like explain.

Yeah. I woke up in the middle of the night because I heard somebody whisper high. and there was no one there. You didn't lead with that? So I don't know what the vibe of yeast means. So, okay, here's the thing. I actually think the vibe of yeast doesn't need any explanation and in fact shouldn't have any. Right.

I think it should go, I think it's exactly what it sounds like. It's a huge non-sexual turnoff, the vibe of yeast. And if you're thinking yeast infections, of course that's not what we're saying. No, I've actually know what it is. Because that is sexual. Yeah, no, the vibe of yeast. No, yeast infections are normal. If you're having a yeast infection, I will take care of you.

And I do have extra yeast infection medication, which is something we have talked about. It is expired because Kaiser sent me way too much years ago. But a lot of the time when a medication is expired, the efficacy is just lower. And do not quote me on that because I'm not a fucking doctor. I have had partners who have had yeast infections before. I will be there for you. I will give you medication. I will be like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry about your yeast infection.

Yeah, that sucks. It sucks. This is not that. Yeah, this is not that. I don't know what this is. No, it's just the vibe of youth. It's just the vibe of yeast. Yeah, it's just someone who's like a little dry, like rises a little.

I think that's, like, kind of a powdery. Makes too much sense. Powdery bland. I don't know what it means. I think it's everything. I think it means more than, more than anything is ever meant to me in my entire life. Okay. Yeah.

Any non-sexual turn-ons? Um, oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I'm trying not to be too sincere. You can be. Well, because like, that's boring. Okay, wait. I have one that's sincere.

Yeah. Yeah. But it's not really about. person. Okay, love it. The concept of free will. Yeah, that's a turn on. The idea of sometimes when you just sit down and you go like, oh, wait a second, I can choose free will. Yeah. I can do actually anything. Yeah. Like you can't because there are a lot of limitations. Right. But you can do things. You put more limitations on yourself sometimes. Correct. Then like, you are allowed to be like, I'm changing everything. Everything. That's why I'm so scared to get a dog or.

like to do anything that like locks me down in it. Like I'm so afraid to like, um, like put my name on a lease or like sign a dog sign a dog. I'm so afraid to sign a dog. People are always coming off to me with their dogs on a sharpie and being like, please sign my dog. And I'm like, I can't, because then I don't, then I can't move to another country. And then I'll be exercising free well and that's something I'm scared up. Yeah, exactly. So like, yeah. Oh, you're afraid to sign a dog because then you wouldn't be able to move to another country. Well, what if something terrible happens? Right. And, and that's something really fun about my brain is I get to, no, I guess. I get to think of every bad thing that could happen.

Well, you don't even have to come up with so many because there are so many just happening. There are so many you could never even think of that are just being fed. It's like every day. It's just like, wait, what? Wait, are you doing a bit? It's like you said this the other day. It's like a madlib. Fear Factory edition.

Yeah, every day. It's like what are the worst? The worst words you could put in a sentence that don't go together at all. And it's the scariest thing you've ever heard. Yes. And it is a thing where when I'm complaining about. my stupid fucking situation of being like, I don't have a ceiling. I then immediately, I'm like, and the Gestapo is also back.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. And that's kind of actually so insane. Yeah. So it's like, maybe I can just not have a ceiling. Yeah, and 100%. It's truly, the Gestapo is back. It's back. And I'm really sorry to bring that up because I know this might be like an escape for people.

Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. We're also shooting this episode a couple weeks before this episode's coming out. So we're taking a real gamble here that we're not releasing this on a day that something even worse has no idea what's going on when this comes out. And so if you needed this as an escape, yay, if this is too much and you're like, this is silly. I don't want silly right now. That's absolutely. We probably should have said that at the beginning because if you're listening up to this point, you're probably listening.

But yeah, it's a real fucking nightmare out there. A non-sexual turn on for me is people who don't, don't. What do you call it when you do this? Slap. Don't slap my little pussy. Don't, don't. Oh, my God. Dismiss.

Ew! Who don't dismiss? There are certain people in your life who you just don't want to hear say sexual things because it's like I've just known you so long. Well, I've never said it like that in really. I know, but like you're just, you're my sibling. Yeah. And so then you say things and I'm like, what are you talking about?

Don't say that. We're married. We can't have sex. sex. A non-sexual turn on for me is when people don't dismiss my feelings of dysphoria and despair. Oh, true. Got it. You know what I mean? This is what I meant by just. Got it. Like, you know, like, when they don't go like, you're fine or like, you should be happy. Like, you're, you're okay. And it's like, that doesn't matter as much. Like, if there's so many, A, like, no one's going to be okay, in, there's a world where no one's okay. B, the shit that's going down, it happening to other people doesn't

make it better for me. I doesn't make me go like, oh, awesome. Yeah. Raisers. Maybe the standards should be, everyone should be okay. Everyone should not be. Everyone should have the right to be okay. Everyone should have the right to be okay. And not just be like in a nightmare. You guys, I hope that this Valentine's Day you're having kind of at least a kind of okay time. Yeah, fuck ice, but don't fuck an ice agent. Yes. You know what I mean? Great. And that's the motto for this Valentine's Day. Fuck ice, but don't fuck an ice agent. And actually, if you know somebody who is an ICE agent, just fucking docks that person.

Yeah, docks that person. Just fucking docks them. Yeah. These people fucking suck. Yeah. I don't even care anymore. I don't give a thought. I don't care.

You guys, thank you so much. I've been doxed. I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit, you guys. Thank you guys so much for being here. We will also, depending on what is happening in a couple weeks when we put this out, we'll probably put some links in the description to donate to stuff. Yeah, any sort of like resources that we can find will definitely put down there. And just like, you know, just as a general thing, hope you're okay. I hope you're surrounded by people you love. Yes. And I hope that you can

take a little break on Valentine's Day to feel the love of the people in your life. Yeah, having that little bit of a breather from the horrors helps you come back and fight the horrors better. And I don't know if I say horrors like anyone else. I think people say horrors, right? You say it like a person from the East Coast because your parents are from the East. My parents are from the East Coast and I used to say like House of Horrors and everyone thought I was saying horrors like Danny DeVito. So then I really switched it to horrors and no one says it like that. So think about that, you guys meditate on that and be safe.

Yeah, be safe. Fight back, but be careful. Yeah. And thank you for being here. We love you. And we will. Oh, yeah. Oh, and if you want to go to.

You can join the Patreon if you want to. But instead, take that money and donate it to the Immigration Relief Fund or something. And we will see you next Tuesday. Bye.