Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - FRIENDSGIVING

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

Wanna have a Friendsgiving with the two loud girls? You have to! Syd and Olivia go through the ABC's of what they're NOT thankful for and what they ARE thankful for, plus what they're bringing to Friendsgiving and a Love Island Fantasy Bracket update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi. Welcome to Sid and Olivia Talk Shit. I'm the Sid and Olivia One. I'm the Olivia One and this is Sid and Olivia Talk Shit, the podcast that we just told you what the title is. Yeah. Are you doing a bit? Who is this? Declined. Who are you? Oh, it might be my door dash. Did you give them my number?

Maybe. I might have accidentally... It was the door dash. Welcome back. Welcome back. I'm Olivia. I'm Sid. Sid, what did you got there? I got an assyble.

Whoa. From Ubutub, Asi. And the reason I got it is because... Is because I was hungry. But also, because today is the Thanksgiving episode. Yeah, today is our Friendsgiving. So you guys are going to be doing a Friendsgiving with us. And as we all know, a classic Thanksgiving treat is an Asi Bowl.

A classic Friendsgiving meal is one person has an ice... Whoa, Olivia. One person has an asai bowl and the other person has nothing. And that's classic Friendsgiving. Do you lick the honey off of the cap? I will now. I haven't. But now I will start because in what world?

What does this look like? That looks like it's going to get like photoshopped into something horrible. Like that's going to get plugged into AI in three seconds. You guys? Yeah. This is like wildly unprofessional. Me coming in immediately having an outside. Okay, okay.

Before our Friendsgiving, I have a question. How many meetings, like professional meetings with real companies, have you been to where either you or the other person was eating and it wasn't a lunch meeting? Ooh, so many. Yeah, right? So many. Either someone you're on a Zoom call with is just like eating a fuck, like a fuck ton of soup. Yeah. And you're like, holy shit.

And it's like, I want them to eat their soup and I don't know their day. This might be their only chance. Yeah. But it is fucking so funny. And actually, when we came up with this podcast back in the day, we were on. a meeting and I was eating a huge breakfast burrito because it was our lunch break for another job. How do you remember that? I don't know. I'm cursed. I wish I had a lobotomy. Wow. I loved that. Everyone roasted me for it. Everyone was like, oh, you're eating a fucking

breakfast burrito and I was like. I would never roast you for eating a breakfast bread. Thank you so much. Um, guys, uh, I hope everyone is going to have an okay Thanksgiving. I know there's going to be a lot of thanksgivings that aren't okay this year. Yeah, because you know what? Relatives can be ill. Can be ill. Can be ill. Some aren't. Some are. Some are the thing about relatives. Some are ill. Some are ill. Some are not ill. Some are fun ill and some are not fun ill. Yes. If I'm ever someone's ill relative, which I may already be. I definitely am. I was like the idea of like on a reality, like I go on the amazing race, but it's like a living dealer and just someone's ill relative.

No, but yeah, if I'm already someone's ill relative, I'd like to be their fun ill relative. but not their unfunial relative. No matter who your relatives are, we're your chosen family now based on what we just chose this morning. So true. We chose to be your chosen family. Yeah, this morning and you don't get a say in it. No, that's the whole point of chosen family.

I didn't ask to be born. No. You didn't ask to be chosen into our chosen family. But here we are. Family. And that's what makes it family. So we're going to do a Friendsgiving. So obviously this year,

has, you know, it's a little harder to be thankful for things this year. I don't know what you mean. It's a little, some things have happened maybe recently that make you go like, oh. I would volunteer that most people I know are having a pretty rough go this year personally as well. Like I know a lot of people who are just like, ah, for some reason this year, man. Dude, weird year. And then there's widespread things. that aren't fun.

So we've decided a great way to figure out what we're thankful for is to first get out what we're not thankful for. Just get it out of your system. It's like, we're not trying to be Pollyanna here. No, you've got to purge the bad stuff to find the good stuff. Yeah, you've got to get it out. You've got to get out what I'm not thankful for. Yeah, like on deal or no deal,

when Howie Mandel is like pick a suitcase and you're hoping for the lowest number. Right. So that you know that you have the highest number in your suitcase. Does this make sense? No. But it might make sense to people out there. No, I don't even know if it does. I think a lot of my analogies are misses. I think it's not something I'm good at. But I also don't know a lot of human things. Like there's a lot of human things that I'm like, I just missed out on that one. I would say deal or no deal is not one of

the human things you need to know. Okay. Hurd. I appreciate it. Yeah. Okay. So, so in order to remind us a fun, easy way that's going to remind us of what we're not thankful for, we're just going to, I shit you not. Go down the Alphibus. So this is the ABCs of what we're not thankful for. Music. Do you have chia seeds and I teeth? No, which is really impressive. Is it?

I get chia seeds in my teeth all the time. Oh, I do. I will get chia seeds in my teeth in this episode. You don't have them yet, and that is impressive. All right. All right. Okay. So as some of us know, and as some of us are still figuring out, the alphabet starts

with A. Yeah. So we're going to start with A. Okay. A, things we are not thankful for. America. Okay, and we're off to a soaring start. America?

Saw we. Saw we. Saw we. I know this is your holiday. Oh, sometimes. I know this is like your holiday. Don't thankful for you right now. But right now?

I don't even like you right now. Okay. I think that's a great start. Thank you. America. Beautiful start. Okay. B.

B. Bed bugs. Bed bugs. I'm not thankful for bed bugs. I'm not. I've had them twice. And when I say I've had them, someone I was dating had them twice.

Ugh. Spilling the tea. Spilling the tea. And you know what? That's fair. They sucked. They sucked. But they're not as bad as lice.

And you've had that too. And I've had lice twice as well. And I had those. Okay. Well, someone else happened and they gave them. Anyway, lice is worse. Bedbugs still very bad. Because bedbugs, you can take off all your clothes and you don't have them on you.

Whereas lice, you take off all your clothes. They're still in your hair forever. Forever. Ever and ever. No, but just like it takes, it's so bad. That's why I had to get my terrible lice haircut. Right. Um, when I was a kit. Right.

Truly, you can't get them out and they were like, okay, well, you have to look. Truly. Like a 50-year-old woman trapped in a little boy's body now. Wow. Yeah, it was bad. So, lice. Oh, no, sorry, bedbugs. Bedbugs.

I'm not thankful for them. C. Um, C. Calcium deficiency. Oh, not thankful for it. Not thankful for that. Whenever somebody. Do you have fun?

No. Oh, well, I'm still nothing. But like for my, for my friends who do. For my young calcium deficient friends out there. I guess that makes it sound like I'm only friends with people above 80. Because like that really is. You have friends above 80. I do.

If you don't know anything about me, I fucking love an old lady. Yes. I've said it before. I'll say it again. I fucking love the elderly. You're great with the elderly. You're great with kids. It's true.

The middle ages are not so great with. I don't know how to deal with that. But like if you're under five or over 90, that's my wheelhouse. I love that for you. D. Um, uh, oh, dads who don't accept their sons. Oh my God. Dads who don't accept their sons. I am not thankful for dads who don't accept their sons. Yeah. I am, I am actively unthankful. If you have a dad who doesn't accept you, son, then we'll be your dad. We're your dads now. We'll wear a trench coat. We'll be the tallest dad your dad your dad's ever seen. We'll, yeah, we'll beat up all the other dads. We'll beat up your

dads with our forearms. Yeah. We have, not with our forearms, but with our four arms. Yeah, listen, dads who don't be accepting their kids, what the heck is going on? Yeah. Kids need a strong figure in their lives. Yeah. And like what's going on, my friend? Yeah, and like a mom can be a strong figure too. Absolutely.

But she better accept her son. Yeah, she better accept her son. And also just like... Also, like, why not have multiple strong figures in your life? I agree. Okay, accept your son, you dumb fuck. Yeah. Fuck you dads who don't protect your sons at all costs.

Yes. E. evil motherfuckers. Evil motherfuckers. God, I am so, not grateful. For those evil motherfuckers out there. And there be them. There be them.

Evil motherfuckers. They be everywhere. They be them. They be them and they be there everywhere. Yeah, they be everywhere those evil motherfuckers. Yeah. And what I don't like about them is how like they have no good to them because they be evil. Because they're evil motherfuckers and maybe they were born with good.

Maybe. And they just let shit go down. the way in the age, and they were like, listen, shit happens to me. I'm going to be a cunt to other people for the rest of my life. I'm going to be selfish and miserable. I'm going to be an evil motherfucker. But it's like work on yourself, babe. Yeah.

We all have the capability to be an evil motherfucker. And sometimes we are evil motherfuckers. And that doesn't mean you're an eternally evil. Like you, if you do a thing here and there that's a little evil, that's not great. No. But it doesn't make you an evil motherfucker. No, it kind of just makes you human. We're talking about those evil motherfuckers.

Like Maleficent. Yeah. Fuck that bitch. Fuck that bitch. Okay, F. Okay, F. I'm not thankful for fat shaming. Wow.

I'm not thankful for fat shaming. You heard it here first. You heard it here first, Queen. Yeah, cancel me, okay? Yeah, fat shaming sucks. Shut up. Yeah, shut the fuck up. If you're fat shaming, shut up.

Shut up. So that's what I have to say. So you suck. Because you know what? What? There are plenty of our heroes who are fat, and we love them for it. Santa Claus.

Yeah. And also, dude, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. How about that? Let Santa Claus be. Yeah. Let him be. Fist your own ass and go to sleep.

Is that something? Is that anything? Yeah. Okay, thank you. That's a really good phrase. Yeah. And it also starts with F. It sure does.

Okay. Not thankful for getting rabies. Oh, really glad you said rabies. Not thankful for. forgetting rabies. Not thankful for getting rabies. You okay? Yeah, I love it.

Not thankful for getting rabies. Really? Yeah. When I was in seventh grade, I almost got rabies. Tell us the story. I was, I was that kid who would like go around and like find people stray animals and return them to them. Is that that?

That kid? Is there a kid that is that in every school? Maybe that's not a type of kid, but it is the plot of Ace Ventura. Okay. Inventura Jr. I was like child Ace Ventura. I would like go around my neighborhood at dusk. like search for lost cat signs, search for lost dog signs, search for stray animals.

Your parents let you do this at dusk? It was in my neighborhood. Oh, that's fine. Your parents let you do this at dusk? I know, I just reverted into my child's self. I was like, wait, I want to go out at dusk. So there was this cat that was in my garage once, and I was like, oh, fuck yeah, and I was feeding this cat.

You put it in the garage? No, it was like, it like came into my garage because raccoons and shit would come come into my garage sometimes because we had cat food. Anyway, I moved too fast with the cat. The cat, like, bit the fuck out of my arm. And then there were, like, two huge puncture marks. I had to go to the doctor. And they were like, well, we can either give you, like, 24 really painful rabies shots

that are going to hurt so bad. Or you can just gamble it. But if you start showing symptoms, then it's too late. Oh, my gosh. And I was 12, and I was like, I'm like gamble it. And they were like, but can you bring in the cat so we can dissect its brain? No. And I was like, no on two levels.

No. I don't have the cat. B, now that I know that that's what you would do. Like, I'd rather just get rabies. Like, fuck off. Anyway, very grateful for not getting rabies, not thankful for getting rabies. H. Heat.

Oh, hate it. You guys. Okay. Has anyone... I'm a winter girlie. Has anyone noticed? I'm a fall girl, yeah. That the world be getting warmer?

No. Can you believe that? That's me, that. The world be getting warmer. Yeah, it be getting warmer and truly summers are my least favorite thing. Summers be getting hot, hot, hot. And I grew up here, and you grew up in the fucking desert. I grew up in very, very good.

Vegas. Yeah. So it's like we, like I understand when you're like, oh, I'm from, you know, somewhere where it snows. I like that it's, you know, I get that. But it's too fucking hot. It's too much. It's too much. And we'd be warming that planet in a way that is bad. That planet yellow dot.

That planet is a microwave. Yeah. Adam McKay, you're a real one. Adam McKay is a real one. He's going to be on our list of thankful for. Of real ones. Yeah. Yeah. And he's an A. And he's an A. And now we know what A is. Um, okay. Uh, I, insels. Did you, were you thinking incels?

No, but I like yours. I'm not grateful for incels. Even though I low-key am because they're really funny. They are so funny. But that's like an upset. That's like a silver lining of something I'm not grateful for. You know what I mean? We don't need them.

No, God. We definitely don't need them. Yeah. I think like, um, insales, you know, be commenting things on like, on posts that are just like, we don't need that. I just feel like what if they just chilled out, gave himself a hug and like went home, like chilled out. You know what they need. A self-care day.

You know what they need, though. No. Fathers who don't abandon their sons. Because maybe if they had more strong figures in their lives, a mother and a father who were like, don't be an in-cell. Yeah, you're great the way you are. You're fine. You don't need to be a little freak. Then maybe they wouldn't be.

Okay. Amazing. Oh, that was I. What comes up? IJ. Jorking it at the morgue. You're not grateful for jerking it at the morgue? I'm grateful for jerking it at the morgue.

That's the first time that we've disagreed. Disagreed. If you don't know what jorking it at the morgue is, it's from that Kesha song where she goes, wake up in the morning, jorking at the morgue. I'm going to kiss this, corks. Yeah. Oh, is that the corks. It is for me.

And then it's jerking it at the morgue, morgue. Jorking it on a corks, corks. I swear. I know more lyrics to this than you. I forgot the lyrics. Okay, so just a really quick backstory. We made this up with our friends. And I don't remember all the lyrics to it.

I just need a lobotomy. Okay. But it's jorking it at the morgue. I'm grateful for that. So I'm going to... I think the only reason I'm not grateful for it is because it's always stuck in my head. Fair. Fair.

Kay. Mm. The K. The KKK. Yeah. Next. Dude, I am not grateful for the KKK.

Not grateful for the KKK. You guys, guys, those guys fucking suck. Those guys suck. Those guys suck. Oh. The lottery.

Oh, yeah. Not grateful for the lottery. I'm not, because it'd be taking more people's money. It'd be taken people's money. I'm saying that way too much. I'm doing that way too much. It's taking people's money.

And also just like, it's giving these people this false hope. It could happen to you. It's not going to happen to you. And if it's not going to happen to you. And if it's not going to happen to you. And if it does, that's awesome, but there's like so many people it's not going to happen for that that just sucks. It sucks, man.

Like my parents be playing the lotto and it's like, guys, you guys aren't going to win the lotto. I hope they win. I hope they prove you wrong. I hope so too. Mom me influencers. Oh, yeah. Mommy influencers, specifically the mommy influencers who are like trying my son wanted some cereal. And so I went into hell and found all the oaths.

Then I made a big song. Yeah. And it's like, babe, you don't need to do that. Yeah. There's an element to it that feels like, oh, man, it feels like you're at gunpoint. Like it feels like you have to do this for some reason. And yeah, there's something robotic and Stefford wife about it. And I'm like, are you okay?

Can we save you? Yep. What's going on? Yeah. Okay, that was M. M. N. But I am grateful for the mom-talk girls.

Oh, my God. This is good. I'm glad we're getting this out of our system because then when we go back and we talk about what we are grateful for. Now we've got it. Now we really are starting to think of things. Okay. And Nick Fuentes. Who is that? He's just like this. He's an insult. who is that? He's the guy that coined the horrible phrase that's been going around. Your body, my choice. Oh! Yeah. There's like all of these. Like I saw a clip of Nick Flentis and he was saying shit that was literally Grever-coded and it was crazy.

I was like, I've never heard another human being actually speak as like absurdist. Like I've just never heard someone sound like Grever in real life like really, really hardcore. I hate that. Yeah, he sucks. But he got doxed so it's okay. Oh. But I am grateful for that. I'm grateful for that.

Ching him. See, we're, what, look at us in our silver line is. Everything we complain about, we can still find something. That's amazing. We're so positive. That's beautiful. We're so positive. Okay.

You have a chance to do something horrible here. I do? Yeah, the letter's O. No. I would never do that. No. Okay. I'm, oh, I know what I'm not grateful for.

Oregon meat. Oh, I hate organ meat. Let me tell you something. Oh, I don't like it. And if someone likes it, that's cool. I don't. On top chef. there are always there's always some motherfucker who's like I made this out of organ meat

fuck that and it's called I shit you not awful organ meat is called in the chef community awful I don't think it's spelled a WFUO does it stand for something no that's what it's called that's what organ meat is called and I think it's actually spelled with an oh so I think that works double yeah but like people will do like for example there was a guy on top chef who was like they had to like make meals that represent this like these people in Texas who did these amazing things. And one of them was like a pilot or something. And he made food out of awful, out of organ meats.

And then he was like, because she had to have a lot of guts to do what she did. And so now I'm going to punish everyone. Yeah. So now you judges have to eat organ meat. I hate that. And every time they do it, I'm like, yeah, I've seen it. I just don't need to eat organ meat. It doesn't make me want to eat.

Anyway. Oh, I hate that. So it's really specific, but I'm not really thankful for Oregon meat. I'm not thankful for it either. Yeah. Okay. Pee? Ugh.

Pissing. Yeah, I hate pissing. It just gets in the way. I have to piss so much. Sometimes when you have to piss, like, for example, at a place with like a line. Oh, I hate that. Come on. Yeah.

Or like when you have to piss in the car. Mm. Mm-hmm. That is one time I'm like, sometimes I'm like, I wish I could be a guy. Uh-huh. Because it would be so easy to just be. Like, I can't pee into a water battle. And if someone says like, yes, women can.

That's cool. I can't. No. I personally could not do that. No. I went to a gas station in France and the bathroom had like a hole in the floor. And they were like, oh, you just squat into it and be able. And I was like, no, I'm not doing that.

Yeah. It's like someone else can. Yeah, so I exploded. Someone else can. That for me. Someone else can do it for me. Yeah. Pissing gets in the way.

Yeah, fuck pissing. Fuck pissing. Next. Uh, well, next is Q. Um. Qanon. Ugh. That's an easy one.

God. I'm not thankful for QAnon. Those bitches. Those stupid bitches. Those stupid bitches. What the fuck are you guys talking about? Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

Also stop taking everyone's uncle. Yeah. Give everyone their uncle back. Yeah. Let their uncles live in peace without conspiracy theories. Yeah, give everyone their violent aunt back. Yes. Give them their regular violent aunt

who's just violent normally. Yes. Yes. Which brings us to our... I guess regular violent... Oh, regular violent. No, no, no. Racism is a big one.

A big one. I would say I'm not thanking for racism. I would rank racism over regular violent ants. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, racism. I mean, these are easy. That's easy.

These are easy ones. Not thankful for it. Don't like it. Hard no. Now you have the opportunity. Oh, I do. I do. And I'm going to say sex crimes.

Okay. Hot take. I'm not grateful for sex crimes. Yeah. I mean, I would say it is a very hot take, but I'm also not grateful for sex crimes. I'm going to get so canceled. I know. I said that I don't like sex crimes and I've said that I don't like fat shaming.

I know. You're crazy. You're on one. Yeah. With like all my crazy shit. You're crazy. You're nuts. All right.

Sex crimes be bad. T. T. Terror. I feel it a lot. I feel a lot of terror a lot of the time. I think in general, I have experience, like terror based on things happening and terror based on just how I'm wired. And I think I'm not grateful for it.

No, I would say that's fair. I don't think terror is usually good. I'm not like grateful for the terror I feel on a daily basis. I would say that's so fair. Okay, you, I've got it. Umbilical cords when people put them in the fridge. Yeah. Or like when people like make them into art and send them back to the mom,

like those people that like you mail them your placenta and umbilical cord, they turn it into a heart with like wire and then they send it back and like you end up getting into a rabbit hole looking at those people and being like, what the fuck is this? Yep. Yeah, I'm not grateful for that. No, like, the idea of like a, a baby coming out of you with like a rope attached to it and then... Already I'm having a hard time with that. And then you being like, I kind of want to eat that robe.

That's nuts. Oh, my fucking love. Yeah. That's actually crazy. Yeah. No, that's so it sucks, dude. Don't eat the umbilical cord. Don't eat the placenta.

I know it might be healthy or something. I don't get. Stop. Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. You know what else might be healthy?

It falls into organ meat. I was just going to say organ meat. Don't eat it. Not for me. And not for me to know that you're eating. Eat an ascible like I'm doing right now. Yeah, yeah, exactly. V.

You guys. What? Voldemort. Oh, not. Fuck that guy. That guy sucks. That guy sucks. The person who created him sucks.

Yeah. He sucks on multiple levels. Double suck. Huge. suck. Also, I mean, we should have said J.K. Rowling for R.J. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I didn't agree with your J because you said jork in it at the morgue. So actually, I'm going to go back and posthumously. Is that what it is? Yeah. Because Jay is dead now. I'm going to change that. And R.J. is J.K. Rally. I'm going to change it, too. J.K. Rowling. Yeah. No, I'm not thankful for her. That bitch sucks.

Also, Voldemort has, like, terrible body standards. He's like, he's, he has no nose. He's promoting horrible body standards of, like, cut up. off your nose. Make it slits. Make your nose slits. Mm-hmm. I'll take away too big of a bite. Thank God.

It's so cold. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. His nose is slits, and I think that that is doing something awful to the young men of today. Yeah. It's also just like, man, girl, you did the worst thing.

Like, you created something we all loved and then you made us hate you. Yeah. That's kind of like the worst way to go. Did you see the thing that there was a study that were like, there's a higher percentage of people who regret getting Harry Potter to tattoos than regret transitioning. Wow. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, it makes sense, but it's also like so good. Wow. It's so good. Just fuck her. Okay. Um, W. W. Um, okay. The whites. Oh, hate them. Can't stand up. I'm not really thankful for the whites, especially in this last election. You guys let me down. Yes, I am also aware that I am

white. I'm freakishly white. But still, I didn't vote for that guy. No, fuck that guy. Fuck you guys for a second. Yeah. Just like, no, but genuinely white people. Just historically, the whites can be hard. Get it together. X.

Oh. Xenophobia. Oh. Zenophobia. Not thankful for xenophobia. Wow. That's brave. Thank you.

I know huge hot take. Hot take. No fat shaming. No fat shaming. Not thankful for xenophobia. Okay. I love that. Why?

Amazing. Because it's bad. It's bad. Oh, I thought you meant why are you not grateful for? You said why, like the letter why? Oh. And I thought you were like, why am I not grateful for it? And I'm like, I think it should be pretty clear.

I think it's pretty straightforward on to the next. Okay, why? Youth group, dude. I don't know. I've never been, but I'm not grateful for it. No, I've never had a positive youth group experience because I've never had a youth group experience. I've never had a youth group experience. How could I be thankful for it?

Yeah, it's not even like I'm against it. I'm just not thankful for it. I couldn't there's, I could never be thankful for it. No, because I have no experience with it. I don't know what it does. No. No idea. I have friends who have done it who didn't love it.

How could you expect me to be thankful for it? Right. Yeah, that one's not even like a thing of like I dislike it. I just am not grateful because I don't know what it is. I just can't believe that you expect me to be grateful for it. Right. And that is what everyone, coming into this episode, everyone was like really. We're really waiting for a little bit to talk about how thankful she is for youth group.

Right. Yeah. Okay. Z. zoos that aren't run well exactly like zoos are a complicated issue I think

zoos can be complicated yeah because we love animals so much yeah but when they're not given enough space or the right conditions it can be hard yeah and like there are like conservatories that are like okay we're conserving

species that like are being you know like these we couldn't release these back into the wild or we're trying to rehabilitate. That's all good. That's all good. And there are certain zoos known for being really humane, really awesome. But I would say. But certain zoos, I'm not grateful for it all.

Yeah, zoos with bad conditions, I think, is a pretty chill answer for that. Thank you. I'm just, just. I get it. Stacking out my controversial opinions waiting to get canceled here. Dude, you're going to be done. You're going to be done by the end of this episode. I'm done.

So that was the ABCs of Things. we weren't grateful for. Yeah, music. Cut it, cut the music. Before we get into the ABCs of what we are grateful for, do you want to do a speed round of what am I bringing to Thanksgiving? Yep.

We have a game called, what am I bringing to Thanksgiving, where we're going to talk about what we're bringing to Thanksgiving. Or Friendsgiving. Mm-hmm. Okay. All right, you want to go first?

Sure. Okay, what are you bringing you at Friendsgiving? First thing I'm bringing to Thanksgiving is an Uber because I'm expecting to be absolutely annihilated, but what actually is going to happen is I'm going to have two drinks and fall asleep on the couch. Yes, amazing, amazing. Okay.

What are you bringing? I am bringing to Thanksgiving a general sense of unease for everyone who goes, okay, at a certain point, we're going to have to take care of her. Bringing to Thanksgiving. Yeah. A lot of references to my grandmother. Oh, amazing. I'm going to be like, you think this turkey is good? My grandmother makes a better turkey.

Oh, you think your stories are good? My grandma's been through two wars. Oh, you think you're old? My grandma's 100. I am bringing, uh, having a heart to heart and then telling you similar experiences I've had to relate to you and then going home and panicking that I made it all about myself. That's what I'm bringing.

To Thanksgiving, I am bringing asking far too intimate questions to try to get to know you better, but in actuality, I'm bringing up things you don't want to talk about. And then I'll realize it later. I'll be like, oh, they didn't want to talk about how their parents got divorced in 2008. But I was trying to make connection. I am bringing like a really intense, deep, amazing sudden friendship that will culminate in us following each other on Instagram, me waking up the next morning and being like, who is this?

And then having a moment where I remember everything that happened and being like, oh, I love them. But that moment where I'm like, what the fuck? that's what I'm bringing. To Thanksgiving, I am bringing a deep social anxiety that manifests in a way that makes me look super distant and bitchy. Because I am in my own head in the corner thinking, does everyone here hate me from something I may or may not have done 10 years ago? Amazing, amazing. I am bringing the 18th outfit I tried on and I am wearing a big jacket over it so you can't see it anyway. Perfect, perfect.

To Thanksgiving, I am bringing a constant debate in my head of do I want to go Black Friday shopping or is Black Friday shopping so bad for the environment that I really should just stay home? Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. I am bringing a bottle of dry red wine just for myself and other wine for other people too. And I'm also going to have the wine that I brought for other people too, some of it. That was the first food item, I said. Okay. Yeah. If you count wine as food. No, it's totally food. It's totally food.

Yeah. And to Thanksgiving, I am also bringing, you know what? This is actually real. I'm bringing this to real Friendsgiving that we're having tomorrow. I'm bringing a big fucking mac and cheese that I made. It's going to be like a baked mac and cheese. It's going to be so creamy, so cheesy, so buttery. And I'm going to see how much shit goes into it. And then when I taste it, I'm going to be like, it's not as good as Annie's. Oh, her. And that's what we're bringing to Friendsgiving this year. Music.

Shut the fuck up. Stop the music. Okay. Well, now is our last thing we're going to do, you know, we're going to go down the alphabet again. Yeah. And we're going to talk about what we are grateful for. And let's see if it's easier or harder than what we're not grateful for. Do you have anything like teeth?

Nope. Do I? Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. But I just automatically. No, I'm okay. I'm okay. but I automatically re-asked the question.

Okay. Yeah. So this is the ABCs of one we are grateful for. Music. Stop the music. Okay. Okay. A.

Adam McKay. We had to do it. He was, he's helping the planet. He's a brilliant comedy writer. Anchorman is genius. Enkerman's genius. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

If you don't like Adam McKay, shut the fuck up. Get the fuck up. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck off. Okay. B. My bubby. My bubby passed away 10 years ago, two days ago. Oh my God. I know that syntax did not make any sense. I think you could keep going. My booby passed away 10 years ago, two days ago, eight months ago, four years ago. Two days ago. You just get up saying that and leave. And then I sink into the ground. Ten years ago, two days. God, I'm going to say it again. I understand what you mean. I understand what you mean. Two days ago. the anniversary of my bubby's dad 10 years ago.

Yes. Her job. Um, what a wonderful woman. She was fucking awesome. We love my bubby. And I think to myself, what a wonderful woman. What a wonderful bubby. See? Um, uh, oh, dude, they're cute. Cats are adorable. Yeah, cats are really good. They're adorable. And even when they don't like me, I like them. I like cats. I think they're fun. A great cat is like. Garfield. Oh, I thought we were going to list cats we really like. And that's it. Garfield. Really great cat. Cheshire. Great cat. Beautiful, beautiful cat.

So nice to me. Nala, excellent cat. Hot cat. Sexy cat. Hot cat, sexy cat. Give me some of that pussy. You know what I mean? There we go.

D, I think we both know what this is. Dogs. Oh, I was going to say, dad. Oh, okay, D is a two-parter. Yeah, two Ds. Two Ds. Oh, double Ds, baby. Oh, I have three.

Yeah. Okay, number one is dogs. Dogs. Number two is dads. And number three is double D's. Who doesn't like a good? pair of double D's. Double D's.

And sorry, Dads that you're in this list. Sorry, Dads that you gotta split your title with dogs and double these. But yeah, no dogs are really good. I have a dog Mousy. She's fucking awesome.

Iconic. Dads. Love my dad. Love my dad. Love my dad. Love my dad. Yeah. Oh, what a good guy.

Yeah, could also pop Diane Franklin and then my mom. There you go. Yeah. And then Tits. D's double D's. E. Ego waffles. Ego waffles. Pretty grateful for ego waffles.

Let's go. Yeah. Those are fucking iconic. Also, like, really had a comeback with stranger things. Yeah, 100%. 100%. Those are good. Let me tell you,

those are just good, clean fun. Good, clean fun, especially when you wash them so they're so clean. Oh, so clean. You get them all clean. F, the word fuck. Oh, I love saying fuck. I love saying fuck. I love that word.

Any time I'm in a situation where I can't say fuck, I have like. A nervous breakdown. A nervous breakdown. Yeah, I get it. A complete nervous breakdown. I have to start a whole new identity. Oh, I totally get it. No, the word fuck is so nice.

Ooh, it comes right off the tongue. Yeah. It's nice. G. I know what yours is. What's my grandma? Of course. This is her other grandma.

My grandma, who is alive? Yeah, her 100 year old grandma. One of my best friends on this universe. She's an icon. Fucking. Yeah. God. We can put in a pick of her just so you can see how cute she is.

She's a freaking best. She is, I mean, this woman speaks six languages. This woman is 100 years old. Yep. What? Icon, hero. Love her. Ugh, what a fucking gem.

Okay. H. Hepburn, comma, Audrey. Yeah. Audrey Hepburn, absolute icon. Yeah. Style icon, film icon. Just super classy.

Yeah. Cool lady. Yeah. We love Audrey Hepburn. I'm also just grateful for classic ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha ha-ha-hying is so good. When you can really let out some ha-ha-ha-ha-hs? You can let your ha-ha-ha-haz out, dude.

Let your ha-ha flag fly. Yeah. Love a ha-ha. I. Intelligent people doing important shit. Two eyes there. Those are two eyes. Intelligent people doing important shit.

Like Adam McKay. Yeah, intelligent people doing good shit. No, that's good. I'm like, thank you. Yeah. Like, I love when somebody who is smart is actually in a position of power. Yeah. It's like, oh, hell yeah.

Love that for you. Not going to see that for a while. No. But I love when it happens. I love when it happens. I love when it happens. Yeah. At any scale.

Yes. Um, okay. Jay, jerking it at the morgue. Obviously, jerking it at the morgue. Yes. And to really clarify, the only reason I was ungrateful for jorking it at the morgue is because it gets stuck in my head so much.

Yeah. That's fair. That's fair. It's a great song. It's on my Spotify rap. Yeah. I love that song. Jorking at the morgue.

Morg. Really good song. It's not real. And I love it. The chorus is good because the chorus goes, Don't stop jorking at the morgue. Yep. And then you drop the mic and then you run away. And then you leave while the rest of the song plays in just audio.

Oh yeah. And that's what you should sing at karaoke next time you go. And you only go up to the first line of the first chorus. Yep. And then you stop. And I will do it one day if I get drunk enough. I think you should. I think you will get drunk enough.

I think you should do it. K. Kids. Kids. Kids. Oh, yeah. I didn't mean it to sound weird. Oh, yeah.

Grateful for kids because kids are fucking awesome. They're smart. They're cool. They're going to figure shit out. And also, like, you can talk to them in a way that you can't talk to adults. Like, you can be like, let's just be straight up here. Yeah. How are you feeling?

What's the vibe? Yeah. Love talking to a kid. So refreshing. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Um, JK L. Love. Love.

Love. Love. Oh, love, love. Oh, just love, love. In all of its storms. Friend love, romantic love. Oh my God. My throat did not want me to say romantic love.

Uh-oh. Friend love, romantic love, familial love. Lots of different types of love. Love between a pet and a woman. A pet and a woman or, you know, even like a house and a woman. Yeah, loving a show. Loving a show. Yeah.

The feeling of love. The feeling of love is a nice one. It's underrated. It is. And I think people, I think it, I think people go like, well, it's romantic love or nothing. And it's like, no, there's so much love, my king. There's so much love my queen. Oh, there's so much love.

And there's so much love to give. I know. Okay. M. M. My apartment. Oh, yeah. I'm grateful for my apartment.

You guys, Olivia's apartment's fucking sick. I'm really happy about my apartment. I'm always, I always think that I'm always like, I'm really fucking grateful for this. This is a great place. Also, moms. And moms. And moms. We had to do moms.

Moms and this apartment. Moms and this apartment. Yeah. And. I mean, my brain goes to Nick De Laurentis, because that's my brother. Okay, my brain went to nay. So, nay. My little brother and the sound horses make.

Yeah, the sound nay is underrated. I believe the sound nay is up there with a bark. It's up there with a meow. That's beautiful. I do love the sound. Nay. It's a good sound. It's a nice sound.

Okay. Amazing. Thank you for that. Beautiful. Beautiful. Oh. Olivia's apartment. Yeah.

Yeah. And Olivia. Oh, thank you. Of course. Oh. No, we didn't do S yet, right?

No, S comes before O. You know. You know, the alphabet? Yeah, Olivia, Olivia's apartment. Oh, thank you. Yeah. All the things.

Old people. You love old people. Love old people. Yeah. P.E. Parmesan. Oh, you love Parmesan. Dude, Parmesan is the best cheese. Yep.

And I think we all know. know it. Parma, Italy really did their big one with that. It's just a good cheese. It is sharp. It's ummmy and it's good. Yeah. Yeah. Kee. Pretzels. Kew. Um, Q is pretzels. Kew is pretzels. Next. Q um, Queens. Queens. I'm so grateful for queens. And I don't mean actual Queens term history. I mean all you motherfuckers. Yeah. I mean just like anyone who's such a queen. You know who I didn't like evil motherfuckers? I love queens. Yes. I love queens. I love anyone who I'm like,

ugh, that's a queen. Including just like drag queens and others. Yeah, drag queens. Yeah. Anyone can be an absolute queen. Uh-huh. Um, okay.

Oh, and quarters. Okay, love quarters. Like, honestly, sometimes you just really need quarters. And when you have them,

it's like, oh, thank God. Like when I'm parking and I need quarters and then I'm like, wait, I have quarters. I'm doing laundry.

That's so good. Oh, I have them. Yeah, you're grateful for them for sure. Dude, quarters, I can be really,

grateful for. Yeah. Are? Rough quarters. Rough quarters. Just the roughest quarters you can find. R. Rough what?

Sex. Rough sex. R. Neesh. Yeah. Roaring Kitty from Reddit who got everyone rich in the stock market with GameStop. Oh shit.

That is niche. It's really niche. You're grateful for that? Yeah. Because all these people who were just like, like, you know, the little guys all, like, showed up and were able to make GameStop stock go through the roof and then we're able to be rewarded in a system that doesn't help out the little guy. I like Remy Wolf too.

She's really good. Remi Wolf's awesome. I'm grateful for her music. Yeah. That's cool. Rina comma Lisa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

Excellent television. Lisa Rennah. Wish you were back on Beverly Hills. Miss you. Yeah. Let's send this to her. Yeah. I mean, listen, you've made a lot of choices that I don't agree with, but you are excellent

TV. Yes. Sidney Heller. Stahl. Sid Heller and. And Shoshana Bean. Who's Shoshana Bean? A gorgeous singer.

Oh, amazing. Beautiful Broadway singer. Oh, my gosh. One of the greatest Elphabahs. Oh, shit. Well, absolutely so grateful. Shoshana Bean. Just fucking awesome.

Side note, very excited for Wicked. I know last time I said I was worried about it. I'm not anymore. Oh, I'm excited. I've come around on it. I'm excited for you. I'm happy for you. Tea.

Tea, that's it. Just tea, the hormone. Tea. When people can get hormone therapy, I love that for that. I love when people who need to be on tea are on tea. Are on their tea. I also love tea, like tea. Oh, love tea.

Like drinking tea. Like drinking the tea. Tea is delicious. TV can be good and bad. TV is pretty chaotic neutral. Yep. Turbo tax. Turbo tax.

When you need. help. Yep. We're not sponsored by turbojacks. Not at all. I don't even use them. Um, twerking. Twerking. Can be very fun, especially against a wall. Sure. Um, torches. I thought you're going to say torture. Torture. Torture is when you're like trying to get a group together to be like, oh, you ogre. Oh, right. For an ogre, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, when it's when it's not nowadays. Oh, yeah, fair. And there's an ogre, sure. My first thought was just, Yeah, I think that's how it should be. And it's just like a great...

Everyone's first thought, oh, everyone's first thought should be Shrek. Yeah, and I, and also like, it is a good part of the movie because it explains why, you know, Shrek has to go on his journey and blah, blah, blah, so anyway. I love when Shrek goes on his journey. Um, you. Uncles.

Uncles. When you have a good uncle. Yeah, good uncle's great. Good uncle is awesome. Love a good uncle. You ever have a cousin you call an uncle? No. I had a great...

Well, he's, he's, I don't know why I made him sound dead. I have a cousin who I, like, when I was a kid, I would call him an uncle. Because he's much older. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's fucking awesome. He's not even my uncle, but he is.

Isn't that weird? And I have a fake uncle Steve. Yes, I had a fake Uncle Steve too. I love when you have a family friend who's an uncle. I love Steve. I love Steve. And I love your Uncle Steve as well. Yeah, my Uncle Steve is awesome.

Definitely, definitely grateful for him. Um, loved my Uncle Steve. He is dead. Let's continue. Okay. QRS. UV vibrators. I keep putting the most sexual ones right around male relatives.

No, it's really bad. It's just how the alphabet goes sometimes. It's just how the alphabet goes. And I don't think you should judge yourself. It's all part of life. And then vibrators, what the fuck is wrong with me? It's okay. It's all part of life.

What the fuck is wrong with it? Vibrators are good. That's true. A good vibrator. I was just thinking the first thing that came to my mind when I heard the letter V. They can be really good. Yeah.

Yeah. And hey, shout out to vegetarians or vegans. Yeah, you guys are killing it. Yeah, I love that for you. You okay? Yeah, Worshisher sauce. Oh, I thought you were going to see the upcoming Wicked movie. Oh.

But you just talked about two seconds ago. Also Warshisher sauce. And I know my pronunciation on that is a little strange, but here's the thing. Warshisher sauce is excellent for a dressing. Yeah. I'm about to tell you a really good salad dressing recipe. Are you going to bring that salad dressing to Friendsgiving? Yeah.

Iconic. This is a salad dressing. grandma taught me that I make all the time and it's just like fucking perfection. I love that. It's Worcestershire sauce because it has kind of like an umami fish sauce quality to it because I think there is fish sauce in it. Right. Worcestershire sauce, olive oil, red wine vinegar, a little bit of balsamic vinegar, garlic, parmesan

cheese, salt pepper, lemon. That's it. That's beautiful. And it is so good. So good. That's amazing. So that Worcestershire sauce is good. Also, the Wicked movie I'm very excited for it.

Haven't seen it yet, but I'll let you know how I think. If you're grateful for it. You know, if I'm grateful for it, but I'm really excited right now. Okay, X, truly, x-rays. X-rays. They're good. It's good. It's good.

It's good. It's good. It's better because we have x-rays. Also, shingdao. Yeah. Is that what it's called? The beer? Oh, that's a good beer.

Shing-dow beer? Oh, it's not with an X. Oh, fuck me. Well, then. It's with a T. Okay. Well, then we can put it back in the T. No.

okay. T with testosterone. Testosterone and shing out beer. Okay. No. X, yeah, got to have x-rays. X-rays are good. They're great for animals.

They're great for people. It's great to figure out what's wrong with your inside. And X-Dena. And X-Tina. Christina Aguilera. Uh-huh. Yeah. Listen, girl, you can sing.

Yeah. And you're a good singer. Yeah. And you're an icon. That's a hot take. Yeah. X-Dena is an icon. Okay.

Why? You. You, God. I'm grateful for you. I'm grateful for you. I'm grateful for you. Grateful for youth. Youth.

My own. The power of youth. God, I'm grateful for the youth. God, I'm grateful for the power of youth. I'm grateful for the youth. I'm grateful for my youth. Oh, I love to just take a bunch of youth, strip them of their youth,

and directly inject it into my brain. youth. Yeah. I'm a witch. Yeah. I'm like a witch from Hocus Focus. Or like an older improv guy. Mm.

Mm. Oh, they love to do that. They love to do that. Z. Zaddy. Zaddy. I don't even like that I said that. How about this?

Zinc. Zinc. Love that. I was literally going to say Zebulon. Oh, Zebulon's fine. I like Zebulon. Me too. Zinc also like the restaurant.

They have, have you been to zinc? Oh, God. It's good. It's like a chain. We have to go. Um, there's one in, you take me. Yeah, I'll take you. There's one in Century City. There's one in West Hollywood. There are a ton. And they're, it's good. What kind of food? It's just like, yummy, like normal, like kind of, I would call it like. French California fusion. Okay, iconic. But they have something called Lebole, which you would love. You've talked about LeBOL before. Okay. You would love Leboe actually. It's really good. Okay. Okay. Well, that was, uh, the ABCs of what we are grateful for. How are you feeling? Oh, so grateful. I feel good. I feel good. I feel like it is a good thing to. So maybe, hey, maybe when you guys are doing your Thanksgiving,

you can make all of your family go around and talk about what they're not grateful for first. And then especially if there's family tension, that will go great. And then everyone can talk about what they are grateful for. Oh, it's so beautiful. Oh, sorry, beautiful. Now, I think we need to do a little Love Island bracket update. Oh, yeah. Really quick.

Really quick. Okay. Okay, guys, this is Sidney Olivia's Love Island Fantasy Bracket. Q music. Okay. Okay, so last we saw on Love Island. My God, it was so intense. It was time for ChatGBT to find out who it is going to couple up with.

Now, we asked Chat GPD. Because we wanted to be fair. Who do you want to couple up with out of these choices? RFK Jr's brainworm, scrappy dew bursting out of Mr. Bean's chest, Glenn Close, a burning pile of furniture, Tombgis and the Rainbow Fish. And Chat Chbett. Chbett Chbich chose. Glenn Close.

Holy shit. This is causing... ChatGBT. TBT wasn't even flirting with Glenn Close. No, this is causing some craziness in the villa. Chad GBT was flirting with the burning pile of furniture and RFK Jr's brainworm, which is so messy because the burning pile of furniture

was coupled up with Glenn Close. And now... It's single and messy. And now it's single and vulnerable. So this is like pretty crazy. Yeah. So because... This is huge news.

And obviously this is going to affect all of the couples, right? Because Scrappy Do totally saw RFK Jr. 's brainworm flirting with chatGBT. Yeah. Oh, Scrappy Do is going to be like, let me add him. Yeah. So Scrappy Doe, obviously back in the villa is like, can I pull you for a chat? Let me at him, right?

Yeah. And RFK Jr's brainworm is like, I don't know what I did wrong. You know what I mean? Yeah, everything is fine. It's just early days. Yeah, it's just early days. But Scrappy do doesn't get that it's early days. No, Scraby do is very territorial.

Yeah, Scrabby do is like, what are you doing? Like, you should be with me. I put all my eggs in your basket. I feel pied. I feel bad. But then it's time for a game. It's time for a Love Island game. All of the contestants have to come over and they have to play the game where you throw up

in each other's mouths. And that's it. If you've seen Love Island, you know that this is a real game. It's just we all throw up in each other's mouths. We're going to put the grossest substances in one person. person's mouth and you have to transfer it into the other person's mouth and it's so bad and it's so gross and it is the number one reason I would have never gone on the island to be I would have never fantasized about being on the island because like I don't want people to throw up shit in my mouth

yeah that's disgusting it's it's they spit up things into your mouth and then it's like a relay race it's like transfer the smoothie using only your fucking mouth and it's disgusting so bad so they all have to do that obviously the only person who doesn't is the garbage fire burning pile of furniture who is hosting the game right because they are not in a couple and like all Love Island games. Nobody wins. Right. But someone does get a date. And it is Tombgis and the Rainbow Fish. So on next episode we'll see Tombgis and the Rainbow Fish's first date out of the villa.

Very exciting. We'll see what happens between Scrappy Doe and RFK Jr's brainworm and we'll see what Glenn Close is like in a couple with ChatGBT. Yeah, and she has no idea where she is. She's no idea where she is. She's panicking, dude. So until next time. Until next time. I've been Sid this whole time. I've been Olivia the whole time also. And we'll see you next Tuesday.

Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. We are so grateful for you. Yes.