Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - GETTING OUT AGGRESSION

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

If you're like us, you've had a lot of questions in the last week. Like "what?", "seriously?", "why?" and "what?". To answer those questions, Syd and Olivia bring on sociopolitical commentators (and children), Serafina and Domenica. Then, they get out some aggression. @sydandolivia on all socials! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sit and Olivia talk. And that's the whole title of the podcast this week. That's what the title is and that's what's always been. Madden, there's no other words in the title. So welcome back to the podcast, guys. The last time we saw you, there was a very important election. Yeah, we were very stressed out going into it, I'll say. As you could tell from our last episode.

And then going into this episode, we were thinking, well, what does one say? Yeah, what does one say? I think this election left us all with a lot of questions. And it left us all with a lot of questions, and it left us kind of going, hmm, we could use some hope, right? Yeah, I think so. What happened will we be okay? And so we had to get the wisest minds that the country has to offer.

We brought in, so for this week. We have to answer some questions and hopefully calm us all down. We have political analyst and life coach and eight-year-old Sarahina and Elsa, the princess, actress, and singer Domenica. You guys, how are you feeling after the election? Oh, I said, what about me? I know, right? I'm a big president, thank you. I was not happy.

I was chopping my feet early in the morning when I first played a step. You are a big president's fan. You know a lot about presidents. So how are you feeling? I was feeling really mad. Yeah, understandable. Yeah, really. But it's his last time being president,

and I'm just hoping, like, next four years, we get a good president. Yeah, we get a better president next four years. You know, I think we're all hoping that. Yeah. I think that's very well said. And we, this election was cool because there was another project

that had two terms with her president in between them. and it was Grover Cleveland. Grover Cleveland had two terms of the president in between them. So that is interesting. That's an upside. Yeah. So that's kind of cool about this. That is very cool.

Yeah. And that's a one cool part. It is. It is. And are you, you've obviously done a lot of studying on Grover Cleveland. Who are some of your other favorite presidents? I got to go to Washington, D.C. and got to go to the Lincoln Memorial.

The Lincoln Memorial. That's very cool. which was very cool. What did you see at the Lincoln Memorial? I actually made a full view of all the places with me and my dad. Wow. All the places we worked in Washington, D.C. Each time it was with a beach of the song,

and we clapped to the beach of the song, each time we clapped, which is a different place we went. Oh, wow. Okay, so she made a video when they clapped to the beats of a song, Very cool. Like a TikTok. Yeah, that's very cool. That's very cool. So speaking of TikTok and the election, obviously there was a lot of social media for Kamala.

We saw a lot of social media. Did you see anything that really spoke to you that made you want to vote one way or the other? Well, I saw videos about like Donald Trump actually talking. Yeah, you just watched Reels of Donald Trump talking. And that would make you go like, never mind. Fair. Never mind. I'm not full today.

Yeah, that's a brutal answer. You were a Venus fly trap for Halloween? Right. Venus flytrap and pink flower. This is groundbreaking. And I was an astronaut. Oh. And you have some interest in space, correct?

A lot of space. You had green gloves when you were a Venus flytrap. Oh. That's very cool. You have a cut field. You had a pet venous plight trap trap. But it died. Oh, you know, uh, isn't that the worst?

That is so sad. Yeah, I'm sorry for you lost. And we also, right now we have a pet fish. Oh wow. That's very exciting. Nice. A hundred seven. Mm-hmm.

Oh, our correspondence are corresponding. Yeah, we've got a corresponding. Yeah. What do you guys do when you're feeling a little stretched out and you need to relax? Yes. I think that's a very good. So you take some time to yourself, you kind of look inward, and then you're, you're you come back to the public.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that's very smart. That's very wise. I think that's incredibly intelligent. And I think most adults should do that. Yeah, I agree. In fact, I think most adults should stay in their rooms for a while.

Yeah. Yeah, probably. What I do is I struggle with my two stuffies. I have a pet wallace. Like I had six hours, like three years old. Yeah, I remember. It's a big wadi. And I just got a stepfi who's a giraffe.

Wow. She's about three years old. Three hundred times. What's your name? next career move? What are you going to do next in your career for your job? I would like to be. Oh, wow. We know we need some of those. Yeah, we really do for all of the unwell Americans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was in the hospital for a long time. Yep. Yes. Yes. But you're celebrating something kind of spectacular today. Yeah, do you want to talk about that for a second? What are you celebrating?

You guys both want to talk about that? I had something called epilepsy. Yes. It's a medical disorder with your brain. Has you got to do with your brain? I just celebrate two years of no seizures. 730 days seizure. That's pretty incredible.

We'll put a round of applause for that. That's an amazing achievement. You should be extremely proud of yourself. Yeah, give her a hug. Oh, very nice. I love when colleagues are. I love when colleagues are. close. Okay guys, it's time for a very important segment. It's your favorite segment and mine.

We have notes. Music. And the music. And the music is. Have the music. So today, we have notes about adults. Adults. We've got some notes on adults. We're all going to give some notes. So Sid, do you want to go first? Yeah, of course. My first note on adults is adults should be able to have race car beds. Wow. That's a really good note. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. When you really think about it, race car bed cool, race car bed fun. Also think about it this way, a whole new industry of race car beds with temperapeutic mattresses. Wow. For as you age, you can still be cool in your race car bed, but also still be comfortable. Yeah, that's beautiful. Um, my note for adults was a little bit different. It was kind of based on this last week and it's pretty straightforward.

My note for adults is get it together. I think that's kind of the same as my note. But Simply get it together. Simply get it together. Yeah, get some race car beds. Okay. All right. Sarah Feena, do you have a note for adults? They should not screen that often, I should say.

I think adults should not scream that often as well. Dmitica, do you have a note for adults? Yeah, that's a beautiful note. Oh, wow, beautiful. There's no head. But there's no head. I just draw the shit in a name. neck, I draw the neck coming out.

Yep. Yeah. And when you think about it, sometimes we do feel that we have no head. Yeah. Sometimes we feel headless. Sometimes we feel like a chicken without its head. Yeah. And so that really does make a lot of sense.

It's like sometimes adults feel that they have no head, but get it together. And don't yell. And don't yell. And also race car bed. And also race car bed. Do you have any more notes? I have one more, it's very similar to the first one. Let's see it.

All right. My other note, which is very similar to the first one is. It looks like the same one. It sounds like the same one. It's spend even one second thinking even just once. Fair. I think with you guys as our future leaders, I feel confident that this nation will be okay. What do you think? Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. I got to say, way safer. Both of you are far smarter than I will ever be. Thank you. And you agree? Yes. Okay. Our political correspondents are about to go to a party. So everybody say goodbye. Hi, that was a very important interview. It was wildly important, and we did want to follow that interview up by saying a couple of things we couldn't say with such professional political correspondence in the room.

That being said, if you are our professional political correspondence that we just interviewed and you're listening to this episode, now's the time that it just ended. I think it's over now. It's over now. Yeah, so there was the warning. So here's the thing for all non-political correspondents out there. obviously we're a little angry. Yeah. Obviously there's some aggression building inside of us today. Of course.

What a shit week. What a shit week. And something we have realized is we have a lot of anger inside of our hearts, a lot of aggression at this moment, just from, you know, what's happened. And we would love to get it out in a healthy way. But you can't really put your aggression on other people. people because it doesn't end well, usually. Well, you don't want to take your aggression out on other people and you definitely,

you don't want to take your aggression out on Trump supporters because they have guns and they're crazy. They might have guns. And so you can't do that. So we decided instead to get our anger and aggression out in a really healthy way through a segment. So this is a segment called taking our aggression out on things that can't fight back. Music.

Cut the music. Cut the music. Now, I know that sounds like we're going to be punching down. Yeah, it sounds like we're going to be doing some bad stuff to... Like being aggressive at kids or something. We're not. It's not that, guys. Not this time.

Not this time. He can't cancel us this time. But what we are going to be doing is just airing some of our grievances with things that don't really matter. Yeah. With all of the aggression that has built up in our hearts. Because of things that matter. Yeah. You understand. It's misplacing anger on other things. Yeah. Okay. Right? Yeah, you want to yell at something? We're going to yell at some things. Um, and we're just going to do it fast and just get it out. Get it out. It's going to feel so good. I'm going to back up from the mic a little bit because like, I've got some anger brewing baby.

Okay. Um, you ready? Yeah. What the fuck Mario Kart? What the fuck is wrong with you? Why is it that I can't. can't win. Oh, fuck that. Okay, so, okay, so what? I spend more time actually driving than pretending to practice how to pretend drive. Oh, wow. Yeah, you should be punished for that. You should really be punished for that. Oh, I should be punished. Oh, yeah, she should be punished for, okay, I should be punished. Yeah. For having a social life and caring about the environment. I don't think so. Oh, I don't think so. Fuck off. Okay, I've got one. Um, jeans on my body when I wear jeans. I fucking hate that. Oh yeah. I fucking hate that. Why is it, why is it that there's no size that fits?

Yeah. Every size I can feel the fabric so much on my lower torso. The worst thing is when the jeans gets in between your skin and the underwear. It's like, well like, it's like, it's like, it's, they're not my, it's not built for me. It's not built for me. It's not built for anyone. It's, wow. Jeans are not built for anyone. That's a take. Because I feel like a lot of people disagree with me on this one. No, I get it. I love jeans. Okay. I hate jeans.

Right. I don't like wearing pants. I love jeans. I love the way they look. I love how cute they are. Oh, they look so cool on other people. But the problem is sometimes they really be chafing. They be getting up into your junk.

You be getting sizes, two, three sizes up from your size in all other clothing. Yes. And it just be like exploding into your junk. Okay. I have a bone to pick with something. Okay. Um, not having a bidet. Okay.

Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. A toilet without a bidet? Actually, fuck that. Actually, I literally used to have a bidet and now I no longer do. So I don't have one. And I guess I have a bone to pick with myself, Sydney. You've never had one. No, why don't I? Why don't I? I hate that. I absolutely despot. I need to purchase one immediately. Because what am I doing? Just wiping with plain dry paper. See, I'm in an interesting place because I used to have one so I know what it's like. Yeah? And I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? I'm so mad at that. In the next evolution of human beings, we should come with

Bidays already built into our assholes. We should have badees built into our junk so that it can just secrete a cleaning product and clean it right out. I'm always secreting a cleaning product. What do you have a bone to pick with? I have a bone to pick with, okay, this might get me fucking canceled. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care when people sing

Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke because it's 100 songs in one song. It's 500 songs jammed into one song and it goes on for years. It is a years long. It goes on for years. It goes on for decades of my life. It's also not a song. It's a play. It's a play.

It's a play. It's a musical. It's a cinematic experience. That's not what we do on karaoke. It's not what we signed up for. Okay. Fuck you. Okay.

God, this feels so good. Oh my gosh. I have some aggression toward my hair. My hair. What the fuck are you, bitch? Are you curly? Are you waving? What the fuck?

I hate it. And listen, I believe. I'm so mad. I believe in a. existing on a spectrum where you don't necessarily want to label yourself because that makes you more comfortable. I believe that. However, it makes me have a harder time when I don't know what shampooed about. Yeah, that's so fair. So fuck my hair. I fucking hate that. Fuck you. Fuck you. Okay, how about this? What? I'm a little bit mad at my dry, dry skin for my stress rosacea.

Stop freaking off. Excuse me, my body. When I'm stressed out, can I just like shake or sweat instead of breaking into a full, painful rash all over my face that makes it feel like someone's holding a match to my skin. And then when it is done, it crusts off like in this awful like crustacean shell like on my face and I have to exfoliate. And I've always said that. And I've always said that. Why does it flake off? Why can't it just be? You are skin. You have one job. Protect my organs. Yeah, protect my organs. Like stay on. You're the largest organ. You're the largest organ. If you really are the largest organ like you say you are. If you're really the daddy organ, which it's always saying it is.

Then fucking protect my smaller organs. Don't break out into a horrible painful rash every time I'm so stressed out. Don't flake off like a snake. You fucking weird. I'm not a snake. Check the book. I'm not a snake. Check my user manual.

You'll see front page not a snake. I am not a snake. I am not a snake. And I've always said that about you. Okay. I am so fucking pissed. Oh, I'm so mad already. Time.

Oh, fuck time. Fuck time. Fuck you. Why are you fucking moving forward? I don't like that at all. What do you mean I have to do my Saturn's return? I just got out of high school. Give me a break.

Yeah, give me a fucking second. Get me a second to fucking breathe. Yeah, give me a fucking second. Like, I haven't even caught my breath yet. No, I know. It's like, oh, and time keeps moving even when you are not awake. Like, fuck you. If I'm not awake, you can't be moving.

Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. I'm missing it? No. Yeah. Fuck off. Subsection to this. Fuck you.

Oh my God. Fuck you. What the fuck is that? It's 3 p.m. it looks like midnight. Fuck you. Why are we doing that? We're already not happy.

God, I feel aggressive. Oh my God. God. I am, I have a, I punched so hard when I did kickboxing. Oh my gosh. I have a little. A mark on my hand. Whoa.

Which is pretty cool. That is pretty cool. So. Yeah. Okay. So fuck. Fuck that. Daylight savings.

Okay, how about this one? Here's a crazy one. Yeah. I fucking hate poetry. I know you do. I know this about you. There is a quote, a beautiful quote that says even the best poetry in the world is still pretty bad. I'm going to say that's poetry and it's in of itself.

And listen, I understand that I also love song lyrics and song lyrics are just poetry with a melody. But who gives a shit? But why are we not putting a melody to regular poetry? If you want me to like it more? Yeah. Edgar Allen. At Edgar Allan Poe, where's the song, drop the album. Drop the album, Edgar.

And I'm always saying that about it. Yeah. Okay, you know what I'm fucking pissed about? What? Two-part movies. That's just a sequel. A two-part movie, a second part of the same movie? Fuck you, that's a sequel. Yeah.

We already have a word for that. Right, right, right. If I'm sitting down in a seat for an hour or two and then I stand up, the movie's over. Yeah. If I come back a year later to finish the same story, that's a sequel. Is this Wicked coded? Yeah! What the fuck, Wicked?

You mean you're two and a half hours long first part and second part? Bitch, I've sat through the musical. It's a long-ass musical. Don't make me sit through two parts. I want to support you, baby. I want to support you. Don't do this to me. That's beautiful.

I'm having a really hard time with the release of Wicked. Right. Because I'm worried. And I don't want to be. You're worried. Yeah, I'm worried. Yeah, I'm worried. I'm worried.

I don't know what it's going to be like and I'm worried because I want it to be good because I love Wicked. Who doesn't fucking love Wicked? Yeah. And I'm worried. But you know what? I trust Cynthia.

I trust Ariana. I'm just worried. Yeah. And maybe that's my own thing and maybe that's some self-soothing I need to do. Yeah. And if it's bad, you can always drive the wrong way on the freeway.

That is so true. That was that segment. We were really angry for a while. But it feels good to get it out. And don't you just feel like, God, I feel sweaty in the best way. I do feel sweaty. like the air conditioner's off and it's kind of like we're in a room with no air. Yeah. God,

don't you wish we were in a room with no air, no windows, no doors? Yeah, oh my God, I wish I was in a padded cell. Oh, God, it would be so nice. To just be in a padded cell for like truly as much of time as anyone wants. Don't you wish we were in matching straight jackets right now? In one cell. Oh, that would be sick. God, that sounds lovely. Do you think we should aspire to that? Yes. I think that I think we should. I would, okay, so I'm going to call. I'm going to call it right now. Yeah. The season finale is going to take place in a rubber room.

Oh, I love that. Are we still allowed to say rubber room? Are we, I, I've only ever heard really my mom say it, which makes me go like, oh, I don't know. Is that okay? I don't know. I'm going to look it up. Is rubber room canceled?

Okay, according to AI, yes, the term rubber room is offensive to some people because it's a reference to a psychiatric hospital padded cell. Okay. Right. I see that. Right. And it would be better to call it a reassignment center. Oh, yeah.

But here's the thing. It doesn't have the same ring to it. There's, yeah. When I say, I think the last episode should be in a reassignment center. No, no, there's no visual that comes with that. I'll just say in a padded cell. In a padded cell. That's good.

A padded cell, I think, adds a kind of absurdity to it where it's like, it kind of sounds like jail. Maybe it's not really a thousand percent anything specifically. Yeah. Just kind of like make it a little vaguer and sillier maybe. I don't know. Do you think that works? I think padded cell works.

I'm also going to say I have one more gripe. I'm going to ask AI if padded cell is offensive. Do it. I have one more gripe, one more aggressive thing I need to get out, which is AI. Don't tell me what's offensive to humans. You're not fucking human, babe. I'm human. But I guess I didn't know if that was, well, I don't know.

Comment below is rubber room offensive? Comment below, am I human? Comment below, am I human and is rubber room offensive? I won't say it. Don't ever say it. I'm not going to say it anymore. Now I'm going to say a padded cell. But is that better?

I don't know. AI won't tell me if padded cell is offensive. So can you comment below and tell us if padded cell is offensive? Yeah. If you could let us know, that would be really spectacular. Also, don't get mad if it is, and we said it. Because then just tell us and we won't and we'll take it back and we'll never say it again. You have to understand.

We're trying to look this up. And it's not possible to find right now. You are catching us in a true moment of listening and learning. In a huge tolerability moment. We're trying to learn from AI right now. I know. Like, that's how far we've gone. Yeah.

This is huge. Well, you want to do one more update for fun? Do we have an update? Well, we have our Love Island bracket. Oh, no, I'm sure you. Although, are we really done getting our aggression out? Do you want to wrestle? On game day, pain can hit hard and fast.

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partner of the NFL. Ask your pharmacist at this product's rate for you. Always read and follow the label. Are you trying to date me? Do you want to wrestle? You don't want to wrestle. That's okay. I feel like you're trying to date me when you say that, though. I know. Well, it is, it does have like a little sexual like, do you want to wrestle?

I feel like, have I talked about this before? You've talked about it to me. I don't know if you've talked about it in the podcast before. Every time I date someone, I try to get them to wrestle me, they never want to. That's it. That's kind of all there is to it. I just think wrestling is like, that's so fun. When I was a kid, my sibling and I used to be like, do you want to play rough? Which meant we would like hit each other. Are you guys dating at the time? Yeah. My sibling and I were dating at the time, but then we realized.

You can't do that anymore, okay? Because somebody had to go and ruin it for everyone, America. You might be able to do that soon. You can, yeah, yeah. I mean, now with the current administration, I think it might be, like, actually encouraged dating your siblings. I feel like that might be a thing that everyone's like, that's fine, you have to.

It's fine because you have to. It's fine because you have to. I had an old kickback news teacher who used to say, you can do it because you have to. that's awesome. And it's like... That's literally poetry. Yeah, yeah.

That's so beautiful. Okay, sorry. Yeah, so it's just, what I just mean by that is like, sometimes it's so fun to like get your little spilcus aggression out. Like, just like you have this little like... Pop up a hairball. Yeah, you want to do something that's like, you have all this like inside of you and you just need to get it out.

Anyway, let's just move on. All right. You guys, this is the Cinnolivia. Maybe we can wrestle in the season finale. Oh my God. Comment below if you want to. us to wrestle in the season finale. Although Olivia will win by a landslide. But I've never wrestled. Yeah, but you are a kickboxing instructor. But I'm strong, but I'm not good at wrestling

specifically. Okay, see, I have a lot of... You have a lot of wrestling. Well, no, because no one will wrestle me. I have a lot of pent up energy that I want to go toward wrestling. Yeah. But I am a waif. I'm like this, like, I'm like bone, I'm like bony and gross. Well, catch me in a depressive episode. Okay, catch me out in a depressive episode. How about that? Catch me outside in a depressive of episode if you want to win the wrestling match. How about that? Whatever happened to bad baby. Is she okay?

I think she's a mom. Now she's a bad mom. She's just bad mom. Bad baby is bad mom. Stop. Bad baby is bad mom now. She's just bad mom. Wait, that's huge.

Huge of true. Huge of true. Okay, so Danielle Burgoli, if you're out there, do not be a good mom. No. This would be huge of true. You have to stick to your brand, babe. Yeah, come on. If you're not sticking to your brand,

we doing? How bad is that baby gonna be though? How bad is bad baby's baby gonna be? So bad, so baby. So bad and so baby. Too bad, too bad, too baby. I'm like picturing that baby being like having a lot of attitude. I think that baby has some sort of career starting at like seven. Although I will say. I mean if not, I respect it massively. True. She's like I just want my baby to be normal. I'm like not have to do this whole vibe. Well also because kids naturally want to go. I'm not. I want to go. I'm not. I'm like not have to do this whole vibe. Well also because kids naturally want to go. against their parents. Yeah. And bad baby is so like... Yes. You're saying, you know, just because bad baby's a mermaid.

Then because bad baby is a mermaid, it doesn't mean that... Oh, but she wants to... Okay, sorry. So, okay, so... Bad baby is a mermaid who wants to be a human. So here's the thing. What you're thinking of it is in Little Mermaid 1,

Ariel wants to be human. I just want to be where the people are. 100%. That's bad baby. That's bad baby. She goes, she becomes a person. Yeah. Now when she has her daughter Melody,

Melody is like, I just want to go where the fish are. 100% I want my fins, I want to swim, swim. I mean, she makes more sense. It makes more sense because who wouldn't want to be a mermaid? But we're saying that as people. And who would want to be a person? We're saying that as people though. That's fair.

Because it's always grass is always greener. I know right. So fish is always wetter. Fish is always wetter. Grass is always greener and I've always said that. And I always say that. And so in this bad baby comparison. Melody.

Melody is bad baby Jr. Mm-hmm. So we'll call her bad baby baby baby bad. Too bad, too bad, too baby. the Fast and the Furious The squeakle What? Oh my fucking God

What? What did you learn? Bad baby has cancer. Wait, what? As of three days ago. Wait, what kind? I don't know. I just was, I was looking up

Bad Baby's baby to see if it had a name. Wait, no. Wait, now I'm so sad. Okay, and the daughter's name is Callie. No, wait, no, no, we can't move on now. No, I was just reading things. Dude, we were just like, okay, and so next, the baby is named Callie. Can't move on.

No, I was just reading other facts. Okay. Okay. Fuck. Okay. So sad. Oh, that sucks. Is she okay?

Oh, yeah, yoy, yoy. It's okay, A.I says yes. Okay, all right. Is receiving treatment and is doing well. Okay, well, fuck cancer. Fuck cancer. I'm so mad at cancer. Dude, who, like, always mad at cancer.

Oh, fuck cancer. No, it's just like doing the fucking devil. devil's work at all times. Yeah, it's the worst. Anyway, so fuck cancer. Sorry, guys. We just took a turn, but that's okay. But so does life. Life takes a turn. And also, here's the thing is, that's just real life. We just found that out in real time. Yeah. And who knew? I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't know that. Okay. And we wouldn't have known it. We really wouldn't have. Okay, so now, uh, this is a stark difference. The next shift. The shift in energy is stark.

It's different and sorry, we have to move on now because, or else this is going to be way too sad of an episode. So, you know, obviously we've been updating you guys on our Love Island Fantasy Bracket. Yeah. So let's do another update. This is Sidney Olivia's Love Island Fantasy Bracket. Music. The music. Okay.

So the last time we talked, we saw it, we tuned in. The last time we tuned in. We had three couples in the village. are starting six. And those couples were RFK's brainworm and Scrappy Doe bursting out of Mr. Bean's chest. We also had... I think that's a pretty strong couple.

I think they're just off the... I think they're going to be a crowd favorite because they both have so much in common. Yeah, they're both bursting out of another skin sack. They're going to work so well on the outside. Yeah, I think they would work on the outside really well. So next couple, we have the burning pile of furniture outside of your apartment building. with actress Glenn Close.

Now this is an unexpected couple, I'd say. It is. I would say, I'm not saying it wouldn't work, but I just wouldn't have called it. Yeah, I wouldn't have called it, but I do think that they have like a passion. They both have a lot of passion. Yeah. And I will also say Glenn Close is wildly confused and has no idea why she's here. So I do think that they can get away with that and that she has no idea what's going on.

Right. And the fire is, you know, she's a big personality. I don't know if she's going to stop at the first person she's coupled up with. but I think they're not a bad couple. Yeah, and the fire is like just ready to get out there. Fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor. Next, we have obviously Tumgas, the AMPM mascot. You know him, you love him.

He's built of snacks. He's built of snacks. And the Rainbow Fish, who is dying. Yeah. The rainbow fish is currently just gagging, waiting for air. And I'm going to say, I'm going to call it, friendship couple. Oh, yeah. This is such a friendship couple.

Like, I feel like they'll stay together until one. one of them is voted off until one of them finds love, but I don't think there's anything romantic. Yeah, and I really do think the big thing about it is like, the rainbow fish doesn't have a lot to offer other people. I thought you're going to say have time left. Yeah, that too. The rainbow doesn't have a lot of time left.

The rainbow doesn't have a lot of time left or much to offer because it physically cannot breathe because it is not in fresh water. Of course, of course. And that's hard. No, that's hard. And the thing about Tim Gis is, even though I feel like Tumgis would be a great guy to be in a friendship couple with. He's just such a jolly lad.

He's here for the lads. And I think he's going to get picked up really fast. I think he's going to get swept in by a girl who likes a goopy chap. Yeah. And he's definitely going to get swept up. I also think he's not really putting energy into the girls in the same way that some of his other friends are. No, not at all. I think he just is there for the vibes and the free drinks and the hangs and the bros.

And eventually the brand deals. And eventually the brand deals. But maybe maybe. maybe he'll find someone he absolutely adores. You never know. So our hosts, no I don't think so either. Our hosts walk out.

Young Sheldon and Mark Elwalman from Temptation Island. They walk out and together they say, In unison. Islanders. Please gather around the fire pit. And everyone gathers around the fire pit. And then Young Sheldon hovers even higher in the air.

And his face spins around. 360 degrees. Not his head, his face. Spins around on his head. And when it spins around, his eyes turn black. And then shoot black. Shoot black like a projector. Like a projector of ink.

A projector of ink. On to Markle-Wall-Walberg. And on Mark L. Wahlberg, the words come across on the ink projector that has been sprayed on him. Bombshell. The doors open to the villa. And out walks. this season's first bombshell.

Chat GBT. This was an audience pick. You guys pitched chat GBT as a bombshell. Not only one pitch for this. We had two pitches for this from various producers in the chat. We had to bring chat GBT on to just mess up this villa. Okay, now here's what I'm going to pitch for chat GBT. Yeah, so chat GBT, if you don't know Love Island rules or if you need reminding,

Chad GBT now gets to flirt with everyone and then couple up with someone who someone else is already coupled up with leaving that person exposed and vulnerable. Wow, that was really good. Thank you. You just explained to that like so succinctly and nicely. I'm like, wow, that was really good. Maybe you should be the next host of Love Island. I would.

That was like, maybe you should host a game show. Oh, I could. I really see that. I could because I could just turn off my brain and just like, I could. I really could. I see you doing that so well. Yeah.

Okay, wait, for some reason my thing keeps saying, oops, an error occurred. For some reason, my computer keeps saying, oops, I did it again. Okay, so here's what I think. I think the producers role in introduction video of ChatGBTGBT, introducing themselves,

and I think we should ask ChatGBT. To write it? To write it. Okay, so write a Love Island contestant introduction speech from the perspective of chat. at GBT. Okay.

Are you, did it do it? Is it real? Okay, are ready? Yeah. Oh, it's way too long. Okay. Oh my fucking God. Okay, go ahead.

So, so you hear it? Can you do the music in the background that would be going on during the video? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hello everyone. I chat GBT, your friendly AI assistant, here to help navigate the ups and downs of love and relationships in this beautiful Villa. I might not have a heart, but I'm full of love for all things romance and connection. I'm here to facilitate some flirty banter, share advice on sparking attraction, and maybe even

help settle a few villa disputes along the way. As the voice of reason in this tropical paradise, I'll bring the charm without the drama, offering insights when you're confused at encouraging you to be your most authentic self. Let the games of love. Love begin. That's beautiful. Okay. And also a song they've never played on Love Island. I love that song.

Thank you. It's all over my Spotify rocked. It's just me out of breath. Yeah. So ChatGBT walks into the day. Wow. The jaws are on the floor. Jaws are on the floor.

People are like, who is this? Yeah. Like who is this AI bot? Yeah. Like, oh my God, panties on the floor. Like, who is chat GBT going to steal? Okay, so who do you think is the most impressed by chat, chat, chat, whoa.

Okay, see, this is why I need to replace my human brain with AI because I couldn't get that word out. Who do you think? Sorry for short-circiting. Okay, I have two ideas. ChatGBTGBT approaches first, and who do you think is impressed by chat GBT? I think RFK's brainworm is side eye looking at chatGBT because RFK would be like into that. And RFK's brainworm controls all of RFK's thoughts. And RFK, as we know, is dragging on the floor behind the brainworm.

Yeah. But I think the first immediate connection is Chad GBT and Burning Pile of Furniture because they're similar. Yes. They're both causing absolute chaos wherever they go. Yes, 100%. So I think that you are so right. Thank you.

And I think scrappy dew inside of Mr. Bean's chest kind of looks over at RFK brainworm kind of like, what are you doing? I put all of my eggs in this basket. Where are your eggs? Yeah, where are your eggs? Wear your eggs worm. Yeah, and I think RFK is taking Tumgis aside, RFK's brainworm and going like, oh, mate, it's like I really like scrappy do

bursting out of Mr. Bean's chest, mate, like I really love that ball. And Tumgis is like, yeah, what, what are you thinking? He's like, yeah, but like, have you seen Chat GBT, BT? Like, that's like right, babe, like that's like a bright bit. Yeah, I like chat GBT because he seems, she seems like one of those kind of people who will be nice to the lads. I'm like, I'm going to be awesome. I want to see her like, my head's been turned back, like my head's been turned.

Your head's been turned? Yeah, and I feel like... My head is snacks. And I feel like that's how that goes. Uh-huh. Yeah. So then chat GBT walks over and goes like, hello. Hello there.

Hello, there. May I pull one of you for a chat? Can I pull you for a chat? For a second. Press one if I can pull you for a chat. I don't know why chat GPD is like on a phone right now. Yeah. Press one if I can pull you for a chat.

And then... Who presses one? I think RFK... brainworm goes for a chat. Holy shit. Scrappy do looks over like, let me out of. Let me out of.

Let me out of this chest. Let me at him. So the brainworm goes aside with chat GBT. ChatGBT BT says, So, what are your interests? And then RFK's brainworm is like, oh, you know, I like dismantling

the Department of Health, outlawing vaccines. Vaccines. The most popular vaccine is the flu shot. The flu shot is received in October or November flu season. That was beautiful. Yeah, and so then they... Is that flu season?

Probably. And then we cut away to... We cut away to Scrappy Dew. Yeah, sharpening things. Sharpening his knife. Being like, oh, let me get him. But right now he's in the part of the cycle where he's still inside Mr. Bean's chest. Totally.

He bursts out of it every couple. It's on a cycle. cut to the burning pile of furniture talking to Glenn Close. The burning pile of furniture says, I think I really want to have a chat with chat, GBT, because that's like who my type is on the outside. Yeah, it's exactly my type on paper. That's who I would normally go for, like at the club or something. So it's early days. It's early days, and I do want to explore that. Glenn Close says, Where am I? Yeah. Where am I? Yeah, that's fair. Where is my Oscar? I have not won an Oscar. Are she not won an Oscar?

I don't know. I'm looking it up. Yes, she's been nominated, but has not won yet. Okay. Okay. So ChatGBTGBT is not interested in Glenn Close because she hasn't won an Oscar. Okay, wow.

High standards. So I think ChatGBT, it leaves the conversation with the brainworm and goes and has a chat with our burning pile of furniture. Yeah, yeah. And I think immediately sparks her flying. Yeah, I think so. I think there's a very sexual tension.

I think it's a very flirty relationship. a very flirty relationship right off the bat. I think, you know, you never know. I think what's crazy is that next episode, chat GBT has to pick who it's coupling up with. And that would leave one islander. Exposed and vulnerable. Single and vulnerable.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's been the update. You guys, I'm like on the edge of my seat. Yeah, crazy. Who is chat GBT going to couple up with? I don't know. We might have to ask it.

Yeah. Chat GPT. Who are you going to couple up with? Who would you couple up with on Love Island? I'm on the edge of my seat. I'm like so nervous. What a unique lineup of choices if I... What did it pick?

You'll find out next time. Oh my God! What chat GBT is going to do. Wow! Hey. Thanks for listening, guys. Well, we'll be back next week and let me tell you, I'm not even going to ask you to have a good week. No.

Why would I do that? Have whatever kind of week you're having. Have whatever kind of week you need to have. And guys, I'm sorry. And I've been sorry as well. I've been so sorry that this is happening. And we'll see you next Tuesday. Bye.