Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Ghost Hunties ft. Matthew Scott Montgomery

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

Matthew Scott Montgomery (So Random, Unidentified with Demi Lovato) is in the studio to talk all things ghosts. Plus a totally real, not at all thrown together SEANCE (brought to you by directions from WikiHow). Find out which colonial ghosts would thrive in 2022 and what ghost icons come through to the mortal world to give Syd, Olivia, and Matthew insider info that only a spooky little spirit would know! Listen here or watch on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/SydOliviaTube Follow the podcast on social media! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydandolivia TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydandoliviatalkshit Twitter: https://twitter.com/sydandolivia ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/piercedmedia/ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@piercedmedia TWITTER: https://twitter.com/piercedmedia Out of Line is a ⁠⁠pierced media production Executive Producer: Shweta Katyal Produced by Ashna Rodjan About Pierced: Pierced is the first creator-led podcast network that’s making podcasts for the girlies. We’re tired of every man on the face of the planet having a podcast and decided it’s time for a new era of podcasting - it’s time to give the girls the mic 🎤 Pierced podcasts features all your fav content creators in a new light. We collaborate with creators to produce podcasts that speak to the complex and unique experiences of the girls and young women of today – the podcasts we wish existed when we were younger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

everybody welcome back to sit and Olivia talk shit yeah welcome to sit and Olivia talk shit the podcast we're here we are I'm Sid I'm Olivia and together we talk some shit Olivia are you having a very cursed and haunted day yeah my day is cursed it is haunted um today we have a very special guest uh spooky special wonderful spooky special wonderful guest so here's actually how this happened which is crazy yeah so Olivia and I were watching unidentified with demi levato a classic on peacock an instant classic. It's an instant classic. It's a show about the supernatural Demi Lovato and their friends basically go around and, you know, like. And see and see supernatural occurrences. Talk about mermaids. ETs, which is aliens, but we're not saying aliens. We call them ETs. So is apparently,

this is something new to us. This is what we learned from the show. Exactly. I'm just yes anding. You need to watch this show on Peacock. It's wild. So fun. Literally, Olivia and I have been absolutely obsessed with it. Yeah. And we were watching it and then something in the fucking universe happens. Yeah, some ghost made. Some ghost or some PT or some star person, which I'm still not totally sure what the star people are.

Not a thousand on what that is. Not totally short, but we're going to find out. I'm down. We were contacted by Matthew Scott Montgomery, who is on this show with Demi Lovato. One of Demi's best friends. Yeah. So we got a comment on one of our TikTok videos from Matthew Scott. Montgomery and we were like, holy.

We were like, are you fucking kidding me? Fuck. This is awesome. Just watching you on this show literally right now. Yeah. So of course we had to have him on the podcast. And so today, because Matthew Scott Montgomery is kind of like the, the like, he also doesn't really totally know about all the supernatural stuff.

He's more of the skeptic on their show. And then, Sid and I know absolutely nothing about anything, period. Demi seems to be kind of the only person on the show who really knows what's going on. And everybody else is like absolutely. We're just here to learn. With that. With that. We're going to start with a segment.

My favorite segment in mine. It's called We Have Notes. So today's starting us off on supernatural things. We have notes on ghosts. We've got some ghost notes. We've got some ghost notes. My first note for ghosts would be add some variety. I feel like you're always moving a baby doll, whispering, closing doors.

Moving a cup on a table. Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of similar things. I feel like we could add some variety and switch it out. as to what you're doing. Maybe sing a song, do a dance. Yeah, maybe like a flash me. Flash me with your trench coat. Flash me with your trench coat. With your ghost tithes. Yeah. Flash me with your ghost tithes. How about? Switch it up. My note for, uh, for ghosts is how come so many of you are colonial motherfuckers? That's a good question. Did more people die back then than any other time in history? I don't know. But I feel like, I feel like you all the time when you hear about ghosts and haunted

mansions and stuff, it's like, this person died in the colonial times. A lot of the time. Yeah, it's a, it's a A tiny girl with a bonnet and her cursed doll. And it's like, I know other people die from different time periods. Well, I know other people die, period, because everyone straight up does. So it's like, where's the ghost who's just a guy who worked at Walmart? Where's that guy? I know. We got to find him.

He needs to curse my home, please. Absolutely. My second note for ghosts would be, can you give us some spoilers? Spoilers on what? Spoilers on the afterlife. Oh. Like, spoilers on what happens after you die. If they're able to talk to us at all, why not just, like, give a light spoiler.

I do feel like mediums and psychics alike always do ask ghosts like, are you okay? Are you at peace? It's like, why not ask, are what's going on? What the fuck is happening over there? Yeah, can you tell us not? I don't care if you're at peace. Tell us what's happening. I'm not at peace.

I'm not at peace. No one's at peace. I need to know what's going on over there. What's happening? Do you guys get Wi-Fi? Yeah. What's happening? My next note for ghosts is if Casper needs to clarify that he's a friendly ghost in his title,

Maybe more ghosts need to be friendly. Right, that sounds like a rebranding issue. Yeah. I think we need to do some light rebranding. I don't believe that all ghosts are mean. No. So why do we need to clarify that one is friendly? Only one is friendly.

And of course, that one is a child. Yeah, that one of course is a child. But do we really have only one friendly ghost? I feel like there are multiple. I feel like there should be multiple. And I would say if you are one of those friendly ghosts, I would say come forward. And another thing, too, is if you have the title of Casper the Friendly Ghost, maybe other ghosts should also get titles.

Yeah, that's true. When I die, I would be Sidney the Bitch Ghost. I love that. I love that. Sydney the bitch ghost. Once your days, once your nights. My final note for ghosts is, I think it's not that bad of an ask. I'm feeling a regular drama-free hang.

Yeah. Like I'm feeling a regular hang with no possessions, no, like, writing on the walls with blood, no like, you know, horrifying children in their sleep. just did like a fun drama-free casual hang. It's a simple ask. I do feel like maybe we don't even need to contact you with a Ouija board. Maybe you should just come over to play Monopoly. Yeah, come over for brunch sometimes and we'll just chat. Well, I'll have mimosas and chill. Yeah. What's wrong with you guys? There doesn't need to be as much drama as you guys are just such drama queens. You're making there be more drama than there needs to be. Yeah, and everything in the world is hard. It's already so

calm down. Yeah. Um, my last note for ghosts is who decides what your unfinished business? is. I hope you. I hope you decide your own. You know how ghosts can't like move on to the next. Right. Until they have the unfinished business. Until they complete their unfinished business. Who decides what your unfinished business is? Yeah. I wonder if there's a chart somewhere like the nice list and naughty list and you don't know if you're on it. I know. It's like somebody's unfinished business could be like, oh, I want to see my child grow older. And somebody's unfinished business could be like, I need to turn the stove off in my house. It would suck to not know your unfinished business. It would suck to be given something. so lame. I know, right? Like, I hope your unfinished business is an important thing. Yeah, I hope it's not like, I have to finish my taxes. Yeah, or I have to make sure my, my dog likes their toy. Like, I don't know. Maybe like, let's just have a good system in place. Yeah, yeah, let's have a clear system of what your unfinished businesses and clear steps of how to finish it. Maybe when you're taking your last dying breath, you can say really quickly what your unfinished business is going to be. I think that's not too much tax. I want to get this thing done. Yeah. I think that's not too much to ask. Just like as you're done, you can say what you want to get done really fast. Absolutely.

And then the Lord, the Spirit, or whatever there is, goes like, oh, awesome, that's your unfinished business. All right. So that was, we have notes. And now we're going to bring on our wonderful guest, the one and only Matthew Scott Montgomery. And here we are. Bada Boom, Bada Bing. We have the absolutely gorgeous Matthew Scott Montgomery here with us. Who me? How are you? How's life? How's everything? I'm absolutely gorgeous. Oh my God, I'm so glad. You two are too. It's so nice to officially be in a room with you too. I know. It's so nice to be in a room with you too. We were watching you on this TV right over here.

Once upon a time. Unidentified with Demi Lovato. We were having the best time ever because we love things all supernatural. Was it so fun to just be in a, like, what is that, an RV and just drive around everywhere? Or was that not as fun as it seemed? Yeah. We were sort of in an RV. Okay. Okay. I'm going to freak. We had like, we had like, we had like, an RV. like one and then after doing day of shooting we're like this one isn't it so they like brought in a second one the most fun about it was getting to spend quality time with d like that's like that's so fun

it's just like getting hired to like spend QT with your BFF that's that's like we understand that's just like yeah driving around places and traveling that's so funny on the elements and um meeting fun people yeah and yeah and before before the show you had no experience with supernatural stuff at all so i mean we had done like i don't know if this exists on YouTube anymore, but one night, Demi and I did a ghost tour of the Queen Mary. I love the Queen Mary.

Which is like, for those of you who don't know, the Queen Mary is like this haunted ship that's just like docked in Long Beach, California forever. And they do like a Halloween like event thing. For some reason, I think we just wanted to one night. We're like, come in the Queen Mary? And so they like, we went after

they like closed at like two in the morning and did like ghost hunting there and they shot it for YouTube. This was like 24. Oh, wow. That's so fun. And I have footage on my phone to this day, but I think they, I think they ripped it off of YouTube. But that was like, we didn't really know what we were doing. Right. Right. Like stumbling around. But like, you know, Queen Mary walks so unidentified could run. I don't know. I love that. I love that. I think that's great. And then after doing unidentified, do you feel like now you've had more supernatural experiences than you did before? Well, so I identify

as a spooky bitch. Like I like, I think that's perfect. I love scary stuff. I love like Halloween. Yeah. Like, I'm providing like soft devil ones today. Oh yeah. If you're, if you're listening to the podcast, I'm not watching it, which A, why are you not watching it? It's on YouTube. What are you doing? But B, Matthew is wearing a hat with these two little, like, devil ears coming out of it. It's fantastic.

To provide some spooky bichness today. And I am wearing UFO earrings. It's true. I was gagged for them. Which is just like so many spooky elements. And I'm wearing denim. Yes, Sid's wearing denim with fringe. There's a fringe situation in a front.

So if fringe spooks you out, then we're here to do it. Yes. Do you, what part of the supernatural do you most think, like, that's real? And which parts are you like, I don't know yet? Well, my fatal flaw, I think is that, like, I want to believe in ghosts so bad, but I'm not sure that I do. Right, right, right, right. And I see, like, every horror movie that comes out. I love scary, scary, scary, I literally sleep under, like, a tombstone, like, in my bedroom and that person.

Yeah. But, like, going into the show, like, unidentified, I was like, let's prove that this is real. I want to see. I want the actual proof. Like, I'm always like inviting the devil in and like begging for. So I'm so excited to be here today. Yeah, absolutely. Maybe today's the day.

We are the devil. So it's perfect. Welcome to us. We are the devil. So like going into the show like UFOs and ETs and things like that, I learned a lot about that stuff because, you know, have I seen a UFO? Technically I have because I've seen an unidentified flying. Right, right, right, right.

So I have seen a UFO and do I think UFOs exist? Yes, they definitely do. You know what I mean? and so that was like kind of interesting to me but the ghost stuff was way more interesting to me. I'm so fascinated by the idea of it. I'm still not quite sure what I believe. I'm like, you know, I don't know. Yeah. Ghost stuff is so fun. We have a game that I think is really fun about ghosts that we would love to play with you. Yay, I love a game. A ghost game. Yeah, we just, we went on the internet. We found a bunch of different famous ghosts. There's so many. So many famous ghosts in the world.

There's like a big crop of famous ghosts. I would almost say too many. Yeah. Yeah. And so we wrote down some descriptions of some famous ghosts. And we're just going to ask the question. Would these ghosts thrive in 2022? Yeah.

How would they do? So welcome to this segment. Would this ghost thrive in 2022? So I'm going to start with Tony Joe Henry, who is the only woman in Louisiana to be executed in the electric chair. She haunts a court. house, she meddles with the employee's days, and she smells of burning hair. Would Tony Joe Henry do well in 2022? What do you guys think? She smells of burning hair. Yeah, absolutely. Wow. Well, first of all, I love a triple name. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's true. Tony Joe Henry. Like, so fun. Tony Joe,

just like the name, I think, would do really, really well in 2020. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Like, knowing like a Tony Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we should invite Tony Joe. It's Tony Joe. Yeah. Also, a triple name is always a good thing. Neil Patrick Harris. Matthew Scott Montgomery. Oh, such a good one. So Michael J. Fox. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

So I think that's already points for Tony. Yeah. I also think she is kind of a pioneer in a male-dominated field of getting executed in the electric chair. Yeah. However, I feel like smells are like done. Do you know what I mean? Smells are done. I feel like if Tony Joe were haunting us in, I don't know, summer 20-22, we wouldn't be able to smell all that burning hair because we live in a post-COVID society.

That's true. So now Tony Joe's losing points for me because we can't even smell your burning hair girl. So you, just getting the street, you want to smell someone's burning hair. I mean, I think there's something really, let's just say sexy and provocative, the idea of like you're gone,

but you leave something behind. So like the idea of where it's like, when I die, do I want to be cremated? No, I want my body in the ground to take up space. Yes, it's like leaving your underwear at a guy's house to be like, you're going to miss me.

Yeah. So Tony Joe is leaving her burning hair smell so we'll never forget Tony Joe. I mean, I don't know. I'd put Tony Joe at like an 8.5 or a 9 and how well she would do nowadays. I'm going to give Tony Joe an 8.5. I'm going to give her an 8.8. Okay, I love that.

That's incredible. Okay, so do you have anyone? Yeah, I have somebody. This is Casper, the friendly ghost. Obviously, work. Work. He is joined by Hillary Duff often. I love that.

Yeah, Wendy. Wendy. He is... You can see right through. Yeah, he's transparent. You know? One thing we really appreciate in 2022 is full transparency. And that's why Casper would do so well in 2022.

Casper is 10 out of 10 for me. You know, he's also like he's giving gay to me. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. You know what I mean? And like there's almost no straight vibes, which is what we want in 2020. I don't think Casper has any straight vibes. And he's also a child, which means that he could probably succeed on TikTok.

I think, I think based on the 1995 movie, I think he was. 12 or 13 when he died? Let's say, let's say he was 13 when he died. He is a teenager. Bar Mitzvah age. He is a gay ghost teenager who is friendly. Yeah. Would kill on TikTok and is completely transparent

10 out of 10 cats. Yeah, 10 out of 10 underage people thrive in 2022. That's right. Tony Joe found shaking, found quaking. Yeah. And if you take nothing else away from this, I want you to know. That underage ghosts thrive in 2022. That's right.

Olivia, give us somebody. Okay, well, here's a good one. Oh, yeah, all right. This is the Jersey Devil, right? The Jersey Devil was born in 1735 with leathery wings, a goat's head and hooves. It then flew up its mother's chimney into the pine barrens, where it has reportedly been killing livestock ever since for him. Leathery wings.

Yeah. I feel like the Jersey Devil would have done better in like the 80s or 70s. Yeah. I would say I think the Jersey Devil's real issue for me is the leathery wings because in 2022, we know that there are alternatives to using leather. There are vegan alternative. I think Jersey Devil has made an impact. I do think like for some reason to me is like a bisexual icon. Okay, I love that. I can't exactly say why. Something about the leathery wings feels that way. Killing the livestock with the leathery wings. Yeah, but it also does, it gives like, it gives legend in like 80s. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I agree with the 80s thing. So I'm not sure the memory of the Jersey Devil might thrive to younger generations. I don't know, like a Casper, like a Tony Joe. Yeah, the two people we mentioned before. But I think Jersey Devil's time has come and went, but we'll never forget them. Yeah, and I think Matthew also I think you are a sexuality medium in that you can tell what all of these ghosts are sexually. Yeah, and I think that's an important thing that we haven't really had before. And I think you should make business cards.

Yeah, I definitely think so. working on it. I'd like to make a retraction of what I said earlier. I say this with pure and full love. Yeah. I said that the Jersey Devil is a bisexual icon. Something about it is giving lesbian icon to me. Oh my God.

Okay. And I would like to have on record here that I trust queer women inherently. Yeah. And that they're the greatest people that exist on earth. I agree. But there's something about Jersey Devil that's giving specifically... Yeah. I clocked the by, but now that I'm channeling the Jersey Devil.

Jersey devil is a lesbian. Okay. I think that's important to know. And that, to me, gives Jersey devil a few more points. I agree. I was going to say. Well, here's the other thing is that sexuality is so fluid

that sometimes, you know, you start as one thing, you go, wait a second. Yeah. Whatever. After your death, your sexuality still continues to. Absolutely. Whatever you're feeling is correct. It's all a spectrum.

Absolutely. We love you, Jersey devil. So I think the Jersey devil gets like a 7.5 for me. That's right. I'm going to give the Jersey devil a 7.5. A hard seven. for me. Okay, okay. Yeah. Good. I love some conflict. Yeah. Okay. This one is The Lady in Red. Oh, yeah. The Lady and Red from the Mitzpah hotel. That sounds Jewish.

Mitzpah? Yeah. Like Mitzvah? Yeah. I'm Jewish for the record, so it's okay. It's not anti-Semitic. Who was absolutely murdered and now loves whispering in men's ears and leaving pearls from her broken necklace on guest's pillows. Now, Lady in Red, my first question for you is, do you listen to Girl in Red? Because that would be a good way to know if people are on the hotel is by chance. The Mitzpah Hotel. I'm going to guess it's in Mitzpah. The reason why I bring this up is because, so Lady and Red haunts men and whispers things in their ears and leaves up and the streets. I live in West Hollywood and I'm pretty sure I've seen Lady and Red going up and down the streets.

Okay, well, it could be West Hollywood, yeah. Yeah. Let's just say, let's just say, based on no fact, it's in West Hollywood. Yeah. I also think Lady and Red is a drag queen and performs it. Mickey's on Monday nights. It's probably her. Well, it's probably her.

I've tipped Lady and Men before. She's amazing. How is she thriving in 2022? She does this Ariana Grande medley that's insane. Okay, so she does the Ariana Grande Medley. She whispers in men's ears. She leaves pearls on people's pillows. She would do so great in like 2021, 2020.

Yeah, okay. Okay, so she should be one year back. You know what I mean? Okay, so she loses a point for like being one year back. Yeah. But what would we rate her out of 10? I say like an 8.9. Okay, I love that.

I'm gonna give her a nine. Yeah, I'll give her a nine because you've tipped her. I trust you. Yeah, she's such a good performer. She goes reveals. She comes out and read, reveals the dress,

there's nothing underneath because she's dead and she's a ghost. I love that. Yeah, crowds go crazy for it. And you know what that means? She's fully transparent. Yeah, which is important in 2022 for transparency.

Olivia, give us another ghost. Yeah, okay, well, here's a ghost. We've got, of course, um... I'm just like so happy in Momo. Well, here's a ghost. Oh, here's a ghost. There's a famous Australian ghost.

This is also written down as an Australian ghost. Yeah, it doesn't have a name. It's a famous Australian ghost in an apartment building in Melbourne who whispers, it's your turn in the voices of several children at the same time and absolutely tried to drown a tenant's parakeet in a toilet. So how are we feeling about that? It's your time. It's your turn vibes. Oh, wait, is that British?

Yeah, no, it's British. Yes. I played an Australian supermodel on Disney Channel for a couple years. And so... On so random? Yes. So how do you say it's your turn in an Australian accent? So the character that I did was Angus is the Australian supermodel who did like a butchered Australian accent.

That's the only way to do it. So it would probably like, oh, it's your time. Yeah, that's like... So I'm picturing it being exactly that. Oh, no. Wait, what does this go? name again? It's just an Australian ghost.

An Australian ghost. It tried to drown a parakeet but did not succeed in a toilet. I'm obsessed. Well, I'm glad it didn't succeed because Pito would have an issue with that in 2022. Absolutely. No, I mean, you could absolutely get canceled rightfully so. There's something so fantastically specific about drowning a parakeet. In a toilet.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, was this Australian ghost a serial bird drowner? I don't think so. I think it was just that one parakeet. I think it was a one-time thing. Yeah. I think it was like a.

personal vendetta against one parakeet. What did that parakeet do to that Australian ghost? Now, let's victim blame that parakeet. What did that parakeet do? Maybe the Australian ghost was an actor had to put an audition on tape and that parakeet wouldn't stop squawking them at the audition all time. And he had to go upstairs and I drowned that parakeet.

I can't relate at all. Maybe. Matthew, it sounds like you've had a similar experience. No, what are you talking about? Maybe the audition was for a bunch of children at the same time saying it's your turn. That could explain me. Wait, I forgot about this detail.

That's so fantastic of doing different children's voices. At the same. Pretty scary. The specificity of it. I got to give this one a 10 as well for 2022. I think this goes. It's so niche. It's so specific.

Niche like thrives nowadays, I think. niche lives. Niche lives. I'm going to give the Australian ghost a five because it is nameless. Okay. Alternately, that's what gets me. That's what adds the point. It's just Australian ghost.

Yeah. You know, I feel like... That would be the handle. Australian ghost. I know, but I feel like if you're in 2022, you need a name. I know. I love like a three-for-one of like, you know, multiple children's voices at the same time saying it's your turn drowning a parakeet in the bathtub. I'll give it a nine.

Great. I'm sticking to my 10. Okay, perfect. 10, 9, 5. Okay, perfect. Thank you. Really quickly, we're just going to mention a little boy with no eyes. This.

What? This ghost is a little boy with no eyes who haunted a Reddit user in childhood and then his girlfriend and their daughter and kept trying to give everyone a tiny box. But we don't know what's in the tiny box. I'm horrified. You sound intrigued.

A little boy with no eyes giving out a tiny box. And this story is from Reddit, which means you know it's true. Yeah, hands down. Wow. I got to say for 2022, you pretty much gotta have eyes. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Oh, Matthew Scott Montgomery, coming after the no eyes community. Well, I was just thinking like, how do you do those filters online to see you like, you know, what your eye looks like, eyes look like as different colors. I would, I would say,

commit to fucking giving someone the box. You know, don't keep trying to give everyone the box and not succeed. And why's up to tiny box, little boy with no eyes? What's in it? Yeah.

Is it anything? Yeah, if you're going to give me a box, give me, oh God, I'm just end that sense right there. I'm sensing a lot of hostility from you guys for this little boy. Well, you got a crush little boy with no eyes. Is that what you're at?

Are you into this kid? I am into him platonically. Okay, love that. Don't cancel me. I have a soft spot for a little boy with no eyes. Right, because you knew all those little boys with no eyes back in my childhood. In my childhood, I knew a boy named Lorenzo with an eye patch, and he had difficulty seeing.

Wasn't he one of your boyfriends? He was one of my boyfriends in preschool. Yeah. I'm Lorenzo obsessed. I don't know a damn thing. He sounds phenomenal. It was one of my boyfriends in preschool and I made him eat sand.

And so, yeah, I had two boyfriends at the same time. Player. Wow. I was, I think, five. Drama in the sandbox. You made him eat. My friend Sammy made her preschool boyfriend eat her pee. That's so much worse.

You're fucking called out, Sammy. You're called out, Sammy. Yeah, not even drink it. That's so much worse. I would so much rather eat sand. You find Sammy in the streets and you tell her she's called out. You'd rather eat pee? Pea is sterile.

And sand, it's just like, oh, you'd have to like floss. Yeah, I'm going to have to eat sand even though I know it's going to be really bad. I'm going to give the boy with no eyes a 10. Wow. There's something now like hauntingly devastating about this idea of like a tiny boy ghost with no eyes trying to hand me a tiny box. What if his eyes are in the box? Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Okay, 12 out of 10 for his eyes being in the box. 7,000 out of 10. If his eyes are in the box, his eyes are in the box negative points. Yeah. Yeah. If his eyes are not in the box, I can go. I want eyes in the box or no tiny box at all, you little boy with no eyes.

Absolutely. Oh, this one's pretty good. A heroin addict ghost? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a heroin addict ghost who lived on Ashley Street in Ann Arbor, Michigan, who possessed a 15-year-old girl in order to apologize for his drug addiction. Okay, so there's a lot of things going on there. Yeah.

So I appreciate the owning up to one's own. Making amends. I like that. I love that. I'm not sure about possessing the underage. Oh, yeah, actually, I'm going to give up a hard zero to possessing the underage. But, like, I do like the, you know, making amends as good one. Matthew has a thought of, I love the idea of Ashley Street.

It sounds so, Ashley Street sounds so 90s to me in like an Aral Stein Fear Street book kind of way. How is that you pulled out of this? I don't know. I just want to have grown up on Ashley Street, and I'm giving Ashley Street 13 out of 10. Yeah. No, I mean, that's good. You're just rating Michigan. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll give it a seven. Like, for, you know, making amends is awesome. Owning up to your stuff is awesome. Possessing someone underage. I docked some points for that. I'm going to give the heroin ghost zero because I do feel you should not get inside of an underage person in any way, shape, or form. Valid.

Here's the next one. Emily, a woman who hung herself from a bridge in Vermont. That sucks. Wow. Now spends Emily. Yeah, that sucks. Oh, Emily. Now spends her time clawing at passing cars and even scratching the backs of pedestrians until they bleed.

Clawing. Clawing and scratching is so gay. I love this for Emily. Yeah. You say clawing and scratching and I'm like totally in. I love how she's just Emily, period. Yeah, she's just Emily. She's like Leanna.

Emily. The one who claws and scratches. Yeah. Absolute. Clawing and scratching icon Emily. really into it. Yeah, I just, I personally can always get behind someone haunting a bridge, dead or alive. Yeah.

Always into a bridge haunter. I mean, because you always haunt bridges at night. Like, and I'm alive, but when I'm dead, I'll absolutely still do it. Can you imagine if, like, Emily hanged herself on the bridge on Ashley Street? Yeah. You are so obsessed with Michigan. Emily haunting Ashley Street sounds like a total grass. The thing, the thing you're going to take away from this whole ghost episode is,

that you love Ashley Street in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Ashley Street is a drag queen. Yeah, Ashley Street, the first and last year. Lady and Red and Ashley Street are headlining. I'm Ashley Street. And that's a great name. A drag queen name Ashley? Oh, I just gagged.

I love Ashley so much. Just that name. Yeah. I'm totally taking this in a totally different direction. I don't even remember the ghost at this point. Oh, it's Emily. Oh, yeah. Emily is the clawing and scratching ghosts.

Obsessed with Emily. Yeah, I think Emily gets like a nine for me. Yeah, with a special appearance by Emily. Yeah. Can you imagine? The one name really. does her wonders. Yeah, the, what is that a moniker? Is that what that's called? Raven, Madonna. Yeah, Emily.

9.9. Yeah, okay, I love that. Yeah, I'll give Emily a 10. Do you guys know the legend of Peg and Twistle? Sorry? Oh my gosh, no. This is a real woman, a real go. So Peg and Twistle was an actress who moved to L.A. in the 30s. I know who you're talking about. And, oh, I'm going to get some of this wrong and I have friends who know the right stuff. But like, Google her and drag me in the comments. Come for me for this. Because I should know this stuff. the algorithm guys drag us all yes peg and twistle was in one movie i think she i think she had like a contract with mgm but like her contract didn't go where she wanted to go she kept getting cut from all the movies she did and i think she was in one movie that was i want to say and this might

be my fantasy speaking like a lesbian witch movie that was shoved deep deep deep down the 30s and she ended up killing herself by jumping off the hollywood sign yes and people say that when you go hike up to the hollywood sign you can't really get there but there's a little a sneak around there. Yeah. If you walk around the Hollywood sign where she killed herself, you can still smell garthenia, which was the perfume that she used to wear, leaving her smell around, like, I don't know, burning hair. Yeah, like a Tony Joe Henry moment. Yes. So she's real. Google, Peg and Twi. Do you know the most tragic part of the whole thing? Tell me. The day after she killed herself, she landed a lead role in some big fucking play. Is that the truth? And some like, either huge play or something that was like,

is that the truth? Yeah, so that's why we never, ever kill ourselves. Because the next day, you could get a lead role in a big play. Yeah, she could have booked a mini series. I know. So that's a, so like, I'm not, I'm not. Yeah, I've got to say. I love the idea of you having multiple boyfriends in the sandbox when you were five.

Yeah. I would like both of you, all of us. Yeah. To write a mini series about these relationships that happened in the sandbox and we'd all play five-year-olds, but we're like adults in a pen-15 kind of way. I think that's important. And it's called the sandbox diaries.

Oh yeah, well, it's coming to you soon. Coming to you soon. I mean, I need to see that. I think we should at least make a TikTok of it. Oh, absolutely. 100%. Yeah, that's, okay, well, now if you see that TikTok, you know where we came up with it.

Now you know. Oh my gosh, and we can like eat sand and drink piss. Yeah, in real life. And I've always been trying to find a way to excuse myself for doing that. And here's the perfect excuse. Yeah. Do it for your art. We'll pretend it's for our art.

Do it for Peg and Twistle. Yeah, yeah. The part she never got to play. Yeah. The piss drinking sand eating. boyfriend. I wonder if the reason she wasn't getting roles is because that name is a mouthful. Peg and Twistle.

It's not even her name. That was her stage name. That's right. She changed her name from something else to Peg and Twistle. Look it up and please tell us in the comments. Yeah. She should have picked a new name. I feel like her original name also was like a nice name.

Like I don't remember, but I feel like it was something nice. She should have changed it to like Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. She should have known. You know what? Peg and Twistle is not a good drag name. No. It's hard to say.

It's no Ashley Street. It's no Ashley Street or leading rate. So that was us talking about if ghosts are going to be okay in 2022 or not? Yeah, yeah. We're going to do something that I've never done but always wanted to do. I've done it once while I was super high. Dad, you didn't hear that I've never gone. Yeah, why are you even watching this, Danny Heller?

I've done it once while I was super high and it's called a seance. Matthew, have you ever done a seance? I don't know if I've officially ever done a seance. I've definitely played with a Ouji board a time or two. But actual official seance, I think that's a dance. This is my Seance virginity. Oh my God, I love that. Okay.

So, yeah. Here's the thing. Yeah. Is the best way to do a seance is to look it up on WikiHau. Oh, is that the best way? So this is a segment we're calling WikiHau Seance. Yeah. Sing over.

I have to sing over the song while it's playing. Everybody, everybody dance. Okay, great. I'm scratching and clawed the air like Emily. Yeah. You guys, a new TikTok dance coming at you. do the Emily. The Emily Challenge.

Scratch and claw a pedestrian. A pedestrian until they bleed. Awful. Oh, it's your turn. It's your turn. Guys, WikiHow says the first way to welcome the spirits is to be seated in a circle. You know what? This is close enough, I think.

And have candles let's pretend we do. I have one candle that says my wet ass pussy. Should I like that? Yes. I'm going to go get it. Okay, well, we're whole. So we've just lit a candle that Sid got me long ago from Etsy. The scent is wet-ass pussy.

It doesn't actually smell like a wet-ass pussy. I don't smell anything to be honest. It kind of smells like flowers. But like... Beautiful. Okay. So first... Okay, got it.

The first thing is we need to ask everybody if we're ready for the seance. Okay. Are you ready? Are you ready, Olivia? Yeah, I'm ready for the seance. And you're ready, meth. Been ready. Born ready?

Yeah. And I'm also ready for his dance. You stay ready. You got to get ready. Yeah. So guys. Who do you want to summon for our sound? I want to summon a ghost who I think I would just love to connect with on some level.

Billy Mays. So I printed out his picture and I would love to summon Billy Mays. So we're summoning OxyClean icon Billy Mays. He's the king of the Yelland Cell, which is an amazing phrase. He and I, I relate to him because we're both loud. Hmm. Adobe Acrobat Studio, your new foundation. Use PDF spaces to generate a presentation.

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Yeah, he's the king of the yell-and-cell I found that out today Matthew, who would you like to summon? Oh, I'd like to summon the one and only William L. Shakespeare. Oh, that's a perfect. Almost exactly like Billy Mays. Yes, yeah.

Also a Billy, Billy S. That's true. I think he and I have the same birthday and I think he also died on my birthday. Olivia, not everything's about you. Yeah, but everything about Shakespeare is. April? April 23rd.

That's right. Okay, I love that for us. Olivia, I'm dying that you have something in common with everybody in the silence. Yeah, yeah, I need to come up with whatever I have in common with. Oh, get ready to find something in common. Oh my gosh, we pick such good ghosts. Vlad the Impaler. Whoa.

So classic. I have Vlad the Impaler. You might know this icon as somebody that Dracula was based on. A classic. That's right, yeah. From Romania just like myself. Well, see, you have something in common with him. I love that.

Yeah. Vlad the Impaler was the Prince of Wallachia in Romania with a, grotesque taste for blood. Impaling around 23,000 people. He would use a wood or metal pole and insert it through the body, front to back, or vertically, through the rectum or vagina. It could take hours or days for an impaled person to die. Whoa, I always thought impaling was like an immediate...

No. No, because he would do it in a certain way where it wouldn't go through your organs. But yeah, so the reason he would do that is... Evil. I don't know if we want to summon him today. No. I would love to summon him and just ask what's up. with that. Yeah, I just want to like question him on it. Also, I do know that he would do that

in part so that approaching armies who were trying to storm the castle would hear the screaming and smell the death from far away and run away. And apparently it worked a lot. So that guy's absolutely fucked up. And is that something you identify with? Yeah, he and I have that in common 100%. Great. Olivia also impales 23,000 people a year. I notice the picture that if you're not watching at home, shame. There's a, the Vlad the Impaler picture, that you brought today, I'd like to point out, he has simply gorgeous black eyes, soulless dead black eyes.

I'm attracted to darker eyes and I don't want to get impaled. Yeah, no, that's valid. But gorgeous, gorgeous eyes. I will say like a dark eye mixed with impaling 23,000 people, really does provide a bad boy energy. That's true, that's true. And we could save him.

We can fix him. We can absolutely fix him. 100%. He just had a weird thing with his dad. Yeah. But he's really nice. to me sometimes. He feels really bad about it. He's sorry. He's sorry.

He said he probably won't do it again. Well, let's find out if he's sorry. Okay, first, everyone, welcome to the WikiHouse Seance. First, we're going to recite an opening incantation as if you're acting like a medium. Okay. So, Matthew, why don't you do

an opening incantation, just welcoming any spirits? And here's an example if you'd like one. A WikiHOW example. You might say, We welcome any good spirit who are near us to join our circle. Please make your presence known.

However, what it doesn't say here is I think what we need is like a calming phrase. We all three need to repeat three times to channel the other dimension. So I think we should all calmly with our eyes closed say Ashley Street three times. Absolutely. All right.

Are you ready? Take a deep breath. Ashley Street. Ashley Street. One more time. Ashley Street. Okay, everyone say the names of spirits you are trying to get. Vlad the Impaler.

Billy Mays. Billiam Shakespeare. Absolutely beautiful. Okay. Now, a way for us to recognize it there in the room, according to Wiki Howe is if we see a sign around us, like if we see some sign, but another one was to swing a necklace pendulum.

Okay, yeah, I think that's a great. So I have this gorgeous necklace. It's like providing Sailor Moon at the bottom. It's from, I think, Missouri, if you want to buy it. Okay. So this gorge. Perfect for all your seances. To buy or not to buy.

Shakespeare. Oh, Missouri, would you like to sponsor this? Okay. We're holding up this necklace. And if it goes, we're going to ask yes or no questions about our people. Okay. And we have to clarify to the ghost that if it goes, front to back?

Front to back. That's yes. If it goes side to side, that's no. And if it goes in a circle, that's I don't know. Yeah. Okay. So, Olivia, would you like to ask Billy Mays a question? Yes.

And why don't you hold this up? How do you know the difference between side to side and front to back? I think it's in relation to you. Got it. Okay. So we'll make sure it's not... Front and back will be coming towards you and side to side. Okay, I see.

So we'll make sure it's not moving. And then Olivia, go ahead and ask Billy whenever you're ready of questions. This is definitely going to work. Billy Mays, am I? doing okay right now? Like in my life. This is, okay, for those who aren't watching, it's 100% going back and forth. Oh my gosh.

Which means no. I said back and forth, I meant side to side. That's okay, Billy Mays. Billy Mays fully just roasted. You know why? That's good. I needed to know. Do you have oxyclean?

I don't. I don't have oxyclean or... That's why it's not going okay right now. Orange glow. I don't have Kaboom. I don't have Zorbees and I don't have flex tape. So that's probably why I don't have my life together. And those were all of Billy Mays's products that he endorsed.

Absolutely. Hi, it's Billy Mays here, King of the Yellen cell. Oh, my God. And I didn't get any, I didn't buy any of the things he was doing and selling. That's why you're not okay right now in life. That's actually the answer to like everything bad that's happening. Time to Amazon Prime some oxyclaim. It's about time for me.

You've sold me on it, Billy Mays. Okay. Wow, it's crazy that even in the afterlife, Billy Mays is still selling us on things. Yeah, I know, I know. Now that's a good salesman. You know, you know, fun fact he had bottles of oxy clean he gave out for free on his wedding what an awesome motherfucker that is not lovely that is lovely yeah wow and he's here with us today and he's here with

his right now telling me i'm not doing a good job he's encouraging you he's encouraging he's saying you could be doing even better even cleaner even orangeier even flexier tape honestly i'm i'm just like so impressed that we got him here i know in woodland hills no i'd so much rather have him be here than the very alive sham wow guy who totally uh was not that cool to a uh lovely sex worker. Yeah, that's not great. That's right. No, we love Billy Mays.

Yeah. Matthew. Okay. Would you like to ask Billiam Shakespeare a quick question? Okay, what should I ask Billiam Shakespeare?

Yeah, it's hard to be like what's a yes or no question. Should I ask a question that's like about the afterlife and secrets of that? Yeah, I think so. Or is this like a future fortune-telling thing, like, okay, will I find my true love kind of thing?

I think whatever you want it to do. Whatever you think Willie Shakespeare would do best out. Yeah. Well, so I'm an actor and William Shakespeare has written some amazing, beautiful things for us actors to perform. Yeah.

So I feel like I need to ask something about that. Okay. I'm going to put my career on the line right here right now today. And I'm going to ask Billiam Shakespeare this question. Billiam Shakespeare. Hey, girl. I love you so much. Thank you so much for all your hard work and gifts of words that you've given to us,

Ashley Street. I would just like to ask, is 2022 the year I get that. big role. It is for sure going side to side. Yeah. That's a yes. That's a yes. Okay, William Shakespeare, is it going to be a mini-series?

Yes. It's a mini-series. HBO? HBO? Is it the sandbox diaries? Yes. It is. Oh, my God.

It's the HBO miniseries, the sandbox series. The sandbox series sponsored by William Shakespeare's ghost. This is the best of my life. Oh, my God. I'm so proud of you. Thank you, William Shakespeare. It's so good to know we're going to be. thriving at HBO.

Oh my God. Wow. You guys, this was such a huge moment for us. Now it's time for a huge moment for you. What do you want to ask Vlad the Impaler? There are so many things to ask Vlad the Impaler, the man who impaled 23,000 Turkish people. There's so much to ask.

There's so much to ask. Like, I mean, so many questions about history, why? Do you feel bad? You do feel bad, right? Yeah, does he feel bad? Vlad the Impaler. Prince of Romania, I think. am I hot?

You're laughing and shaking it. Sorry, pardon. Yeah, we gotta ask. You have to hold your arm still and then ask Vlad the Impaler if you're hot. Okay, sorry. Yeah. Just really make sure.

You are Romanian, yes? Yeah, I am. And so I need to know I'm his type. Yeah. Okay. Vlad the Impaler, am I like your type? Okay. It kind of is going in a circle.

Oh, he said, I don't know. What happened at first was it was diagonal. Yeah. And then now it's kind of going in a circle. I think he doesn't know. Ask another question. Yeah. Ask another question.

Okay, okay. He's here. He's here. He just doesn't know if he's into you. Vlad. He's here. He just doesn't know if you're into me and I get it. Sometimes it's confusing at first.

Okay. Vlad, Vlad the impaler. I feel like sometimes people aren't into me because I remind them of their moms. Do I remind you of your mom? It's going back and forth towards you. What is that again? Yeah. No.

I think that's, I think we've decided that's a no. based on him, his thing going side to side and my thing going front to back. No. So I don't remind Vlad of his mom. I love that. Okay. Do you remind him of his dad?

I was holding my breath that whole time. Vlad. Vlad the impaler. Vlad's dad? Yeah. Do I remind Vlad the impaler of Vlad's dad? A circle. I don't know.

Wow. This guy's indecisive. Yeah. For a guy who made such a strong decision to impale so many people. I don't trust Vlad the impaler. Yeah. What's not to trust? I don't know there's something about the back story

and there's an inability to commit to an answer from beyond the grave that these two bills were so quick to answer Yeah so the thing we learned today is Vlad the impaler is not to be trusted He's not decisive meet him at a bar if he meet him at the club Do not go home with him ladies He impaled 23,000 Turkish people And he still doesn't know if Sid reminds him of his dad

And he doesn't know if I'm hot What the fuck And he's also dead Yeah stupid Don't take him home His ass is dead Olivia what did you learn about Billy Mays

Well here's Here's what I learned I at the very beginning of this Wrote down a Billy Mays quote Because I was just trying to find some on the internet And I didn't understand it Because I was tired and I hadn't had enough coffee And at this point now

I actually just got what it's a playoff of And I think it's really fitting for this The quote is By the one and only Billy Mays Life's a pitch and then you buy. Wow. Isn't that beautiful?

That was really beautiful. Isn't that beautiful? That was more beautiful than anything William Shakespeare could have written, I feel like. So now we know who's the best, the best bill. Yeah. Damn. Who knew.

Top billing. Top billing. Oh my God. And Matthew, what did you learn about your boy Billy Shakespeare? I feel so encouraged about the pig role that I'm booking this year and our series that we're all working on together. And, you know, a question that comes up all the time is to be or not to be. And today I learned to be.

I love that. And I learned that is the question. Yeah. Thank you guys so much for watching. This has been absolutely so fun. Matthew, thank you so much for being here. Oh, yeah. Is there anything in the whole wide world you want to promote?

You're wonderful. Oh, my gosh. Just like stalk and bully me on social media. And what is your handle? Matthew Scott Montgomery on TikTok and Matthew underscore Scott underscore Montgomery and Instagram. but Instagram's kind of dead. So just do TikTok.

We love it. See you on Ashley Street. And make sure you watch Unidentified with Demi Lovato on Peacococ TV. And everything that this MF or here does. And if you want to know anything about me and Sid, we are at Sid and Olivia on every platform in the whole wide world. And we'll see you next Tuesday.

And we're so excited. We'll see you next Tuesday. That's what people see for... I know. That's how we have to sign off all the time now. Every single... See you next Tuesday. Bye.

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