Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Girls' Night with Dana Donnelly

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

Syd and Olivia are joined for a girls night by the absolute hottest Dana you know, Dana Donnelly (Funnilingus, Overheard LA, Sex Lives of College Girls, @danadonnelly on twitter). We seriously just ha...ng out, drink wine, and play some really unhinged rounds of Kill/F***/Marry M*A*S*H*. Note: Due to audio issues, this episode is a little shorter than usual, but we had so much fun with Dana (I mean literally how could you not) and we hope you have fun watching!!! Listen here or watch on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/SydOliviaTube Follow the podcast on social media! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydandolivia TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydandoliviatalkshit Twitter: https://twitter.com/sydandolivia ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/piercedmedia/ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@piercedmedia TWITTER: https://twitter.com/piercedmedia Out of Line is a ⁠⁠pierced media production Executive Producer: Shweta Katyal Produced by Ashna Rodjan About Pierced: Pierced is the first creator-led podcast network that’s making podcasts for the girlies. We’re tired of every man on the face of the planet having a podcast and decided it’s time for a new era of podcasting - it’s time to give the girls the mic 🎤 Pierced podcasts features all your fav content creators in a new light. We collaborate with creators to produce podcasts that speak to the complex and unique experiences of the girls and young women of today – the podcasts we wish existed when we were younger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:10 Talk Shit, the podcast. I'm Sid. I'm Olivia. Together we talk some shit and here's our podcast for you. And together we're Sid and Olivia. If you guys want to follow us or find out anything else about us, we are Sid and Olivia on every platform there is in the whole wide world. And if you are listening to this podcast right now because you're doing some stupid-ass thing,
Starting point is 00:00:27 like driving and being a workplace. If you're one of those assholes who drives their works. First of all, how dare you? Why don't you just be rich and lay down? And second of all, isn't that a Kim Kardashian quote? Yeah, I think that is. I think she said, I'm like, screw you guys, just be rich. No one wants to be rich and lay down these days.
Starting point is 00:00:47 But yeah, you can also watch it on YouTube. You can watch it on YouTube is what we were trying to get to, but then we got on a tangent. Yeah. Here's a question. Have you guys ever had a girls day or a girl's night? Yeah, have you? You better. And if you haven't, welcome to one right now.
Starting point is 00:01:00 We're going to do one. Olivia and I used to do this all the time. We used to do it with straight guys a lot. Yeah, because they never get to experience girls nights. Because straight guys seem to do this thing where they hold it in all of the feelings. They don't love to talk about their feelings with their boy friends. They don't get to do like a big facial or talk about you know like a nice reality TV show or something. And so we thought like oh we should start doing those with our, our you know, straight guy friends. And then we've branded out to even
Starting point is 00:01:26 doing them with anyone. So for example, today we're going to do one with not only a girl. Not only a girl. But the hottest Dana that anyone knows. It's going to be a really, fun time. We're really excited. We really love a good girl's night. So go ahead and grab a glass of wine unless you're driving. Yeah, unless you're one of those assholes driving. Grab a glass of wine, kick back, get rich, and let's do, what are you doing? I have like some weird mark on my wrist. So if you can't see what's happening right now, Olivia is licking her finger and then putting it on her wrist and then like rubbing something. Yeah. That's not important. So let's welcome our our wonderful guest,
Starting point is 00:02:11 everybody's, uh, biggest crush. Um, yeah. I was like, is that the only credit you're giving her? Twitter genius.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Twitter genius, comedian, uh, hot as Dana you know. Absolute star of sex lives of college girls. Is she the star of the sex life of college girls? Oh wow. I love that.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Um, uh, Dana Donnelly. Dana Donnelly, everybody. Hello. Hello. How are you? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:02:37 How are you guys? Um, I am lovely. So, um, Before we get into our big girls night, have you ever had a girl's night before? I have had a girl's night before, yeah. Have you ever met a girl? Have I met a girl? Yeah. Do you love it?
Starting point is 00:02:48 I really like to meet girls. I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time I mean a new girl, I'm like, this is that. Great. Yeah. Today we have some, um, some prececo for us. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers on that. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Women. Cheers to women. When you guys first suggested drinking, I was like, am I only I going to drink? And then I was like, are they going to poison me? Yeah. I didn't really think that, but I was like, no, I mean, And that's always, if you're going to someone's house for the first time, it's always a good question to ask yourself. Yeah, it's just like, I'm like, I need to watch my journey. I've definitely been in, like, a situation with, with people who I was like, didn't really know. And I was like, are they going,
Starting point is 00:03:22 are they trying to kidnap me? Right. Yeah. Like, halfway through the girls night. Okay, first off, my first, like, activity of any girls night is just a general catch up of, like, how is everybody? Oh, yeah. Like, how is everybody doing? Yeah. How, how are you? What's going on with you? I'm good. Um, I don't know. You know, sometimes at girls, girls nights i don't i don't like to share first because i like to get the vibe of like yeah absolutely okay sorry okay then i'll i'll start yeah my name is sidney heller yeah um i stepped on a pushpin this morning perfect perfect yeah how are you i'm great i put on um some boob tape in an earlier episode but i had also put on a self-tanner so when i took the boob tape off there are all these fun crazy lines on my boobs
Starting point is 00:04:05 that looked like the most specific weird stretch marks ever. So I had to put foundation on my boobs. And who knows, how it'll look on camera. Plus, Sydney and I, this is a fun fact, we were both deprived of Prozac by our healthcare providers for several days in a row. We were having Prozac withdrawals. I'm so sorry to hear that.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Oh, no, it was so fun. It was wildly fun. When I say that, I mean, bad. But yeah, no, it was lovely because we were going through together. Yep. classic girls time having to deal with the American health care system. We love the American healthcare system because it wants everyone to real life die. So Dana, what's your catch-up? Oh, my ketchup, uh, I smell kind of bad because I haven't had deodorant in a little bit. You know,
Starting point is 00:04:50 like sometimes you just don't have it. Yeah. Like, and you need to go buy it, but then you haven't been buying it. I get that. You got an Amazon Prime it. I know, I need to Amazon Prime it. The thing is though that like my deliveries are weird. You know. Why are your delivery is weird? They like like to put them in different places. They find them for many days. It's literally, I'm always on a hunt for my packages. They love to put them in slightly different places every time.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Yeah. And that's also it. So it's like I would order deodorant, but like when will I find it? Yeah, it's like, no, you'll have to,
Starting point is 00:05:16 you'll have to schedule time for a scavenger heart in order to actually get it and put it on your body. You know, that makes sense. So bad by the time I find it. I get that. I get that.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Makes sense. Yeah. Now, one of my favorite parts of a girl's night is doing a classic game, Kill Fuck Mary. Oh, I love the game. It's very classic game.
Starting point is 00:05:33 But we really like to play it with the most niche groups of people. And we'll pitch some kill fuck marries. But also, if you have any kill fuck marries you think of, that you want to pose to the group, you're literally welcome to jump in at any point. Great. And scream some kill fuck marries at us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:51 For example, here's a kill fuck Mary. Open to you guys and to our audience. Why don't you let us know what your answers would be? Comment below who you would fuck and kill. Sorry. Thanks, Dad. My dad sent me a very nice text, but now I turn my phone off. Are you ready, ladies?
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah, I'm absolutely ready. Kill fuck Mary. The mayor of Whoville, from Dr. Seuss. Okay. Your own aunt. Okay. And the ghost of Christmas future. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Okay. So the ghost of Christmas future, if we're being, if we're describing him, he is the, he looks like the grim reaper. Yes? He's the one that looks. The ghost of Christmas future? I thought it was like Donald Duck, but old. Oh, that.
Starting point is 00:06:32 That might be Scrooge McDuck. Oh, I can be anything else. Okay, well, actually, you know, Scrooge McDuck is a good one to throw in there later. Let's throw Scrooge McDuck in there in a later round. I don't know what the Ghost of Christmas future looks like because I'm a Jew. Ghost of Christmas past and present. Well, I don't know if it's a specifically like Christian thing. I mean, I'm not Christian either.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I'm nothing. What are you, Dave? Ghost of Hanukkah's future. Maybe you can think about like that. Oh, okay. Yeah. Are you a religion? I'm not religious.
Starting point is 00:06:59 I was technically raised in the Catholic faith. So was my dad. He escaped. Yeah, but like both my parents are, you know, recovered. I would, yeah, good. I'm so worried. I was raised nothing and said it's culturally Jewish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Got it. Okay. But yeah, the ghost of Christmas future, he's the one who looks like the grim reaper because he shows up and he tells Scrooge McDuck like, hey, you're going to die next Christmas and no one's going to like care. Oh. And so he, and he only points. So that's like.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I'm sorry. What? So, yeah. So just like a profile on this man. he has a hood he has no face he has a skeleton hand he has a scythe and he points he points at your grave isn't that just the grim reaper yeah but he's the christmas version i don't know i didn't make the fucking rules guys but he is the grim reaper in a christmas version yeah he's a he's a you wouldn't know about it yeah you wouldn't get it you're jewish okay so christmas grim reaper so the
Starting point is 00:07:53 ghost of christmas future who points at your grave who were the other two your own aunt dana you have an aunt you want to fuck um i don't have i have aunts that i I think that would be fine. But I'm honestly like of the mindset where I'm like, maybe I'll marry an aunt. Yeah. Most marriages are sexless and I have some aunts that I really get along with that I could see having a prosperous relationship with.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Which of your aunts would be the best to share a bed with? Probably one of my smaller aunts. Yeah, no, that's about. I think that's a good point. You're just going straight as possible. That's what you want to space. So I'm going to answer this question that I'm going to marry my own aunt. of which I have one.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Hi Aunt Susan. I hope you're doing well. And I'm going to fuck the Ghost O Christmas future because I feel like that could be a thrill. And I'm going to kill the mayor of Hooville because he created a terrorist. Who's the terrorist? The Grinch. Is the Grinch a terrorist?
Starting point is 00:08:50 Isn't he? Technically. I think technically he's a Whoville level terrorist. But like, but like the mayor of, he's good now. He's recovered. But the mayor of Whoville bullied him. him as a child. And he created this mess. But was the mayor of Hoveau also a child when he was bullying the Grinch? Yes. So here's my whole thing. Yeah. I don't like to hold kids accountable
Starting point is 00:09:09 for anything. That's really valid. I'm gonna fuck the mayor of Huval. Okay, perfect. As an adult. As an adult. Yeah, as an adult. Not as his bully child self. Right. As his reformed as I'm not a pedophile, I won't be. We absolutely love that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to marry my aunt. And I guess I will kill the Grimary, but I don't even know if he can be killed. I think in this game we can. Okay, well, bye-bye. Yeah, Sid, how are you feeling about that? Aunt.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I love that we're unanimous on that. Yeah, I'll marry an aunt. Why not? Answer for marrying. I've always said that. Yeah, ants are for marriage. Your own aunt is for marriage. I'm going to marry an aunt that's married into my family.
Starting point is 00:09:46 You should marry Yen Shue. Yes. I'll marry my Aunt Y'Hugh. She's great. I'll marry my Aunt Jiu. I'd marry your aunt Y'N-Shoe. She's luckily. I will kill, I'm going to kill the mayor of Whoville.
Starting point is 00:10:00 well would you look at that and fuck the Christmas Grim Reaper all right well write your answers in the comments um next up um yeah okay here's an interesting one um uh taxes the american healthcare system and army hammer now I have a really really specific thought for this one okay I'm killing taxes I'm sorry they're really getting me this year no I mean they're all I'm really stressed out about them I literally wake up in the middle of the night like panicked about the IRS we're freaking out literally I'm having like stress stressors It's really, really bad. Okay, so I'm killing that. I'm gonna fuck Army, even though I know that could be dangerous. Yeah, it's dangerous, but at the same time in this game, you'll have bodyguards.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I just can't pay taxes right now. On site. Amazing, amazing. And I just can't pay taxes right now. And then, oh, but then I have to marry the healthcare system? I know, it's a lose, lose. That's the point of this round. You're living on the edge with this.
Starting point is 00:10:50 I think these are all bad. You can't make a good choice here. I guess if you marry the healthcare system, you can try to change it from the outside. Yeah, or you at least get mediocre healthcare for the rest of your life. That's so true. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:02 You know, like, realistically, if we don't move to Canada, like, that's what we're marrying anyway. Yeah, yeah, you're marrying into the healthcare system. I'm,
Starting point is 00:11:10 okay, I'm gonna fuck taxes because, once again, I feel like that would be a thrill because I don't understand it. It scares me. There's something in there
Starting point is 00:11:18 that could be attractive. I don't know. I'm going to marry the American healthcare system, even though I hate it, because there's a lot of lovelish marriages in the world. And I'm going to kill Armyhammer
Starting point is 00:11:29 or not because, well, yeah, he's a bad guy. But I think it would be the ultimate power move to eat him. Oh. Right? Like, wouldn't that be, because he wants to taste good? I have no idea. But that's not really the point for me. Like, he wants to eat all these girls.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Yeah. And wouldn't it be such a boss bitch move to absolutely kill and eat Army Hammer? I don't know if I'd call it a boss bitch move. It's an absolute girl boss move for me. I think it's a cannibal. But yeah, no, I would eat Army Hammer. Okay. Because I just think you got it.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Sorry, I have to. Raw? Uh, no, because I don't like raw meat. Oh. Unless he's made of salmon. Yeah, I would barbecue him because barbecue is good. Okay, great. We love barbecue.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Barbecue makes every meat taste good. You got a fun sauce. Yeah, you get fun sauce. I would put some sort of a sweet fun sauce on it. I would see what it was like. I would not enjoy it. I would probably throw up, but I would have to do it because I feel like that would be the ultimate power move.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Kill taxes, marry American health care. Fuck, Armyhammer. Damn, okay, I love that. I love that we all married the American healthcare system even though it's terrible. It's awful, but you know, I mean... What choice were you given? A terrible choice. Yeah, there's not a ton to do there.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Kill fuck Mary, Vin Diesel, an exploding car, and family. Okay, this is all Fast and the Furious thing. Yeah, this is a Fast and Furious theme round. Yeah. Okay. Well, here's my question. Yep. I'm not attracted to Vin Diesel, but he is the only human being besides the concept of family.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Do I fuck him? I would marry him. I'm going to marry my family. Yeah. It doesn't say your family. It just says family. I'm going to choose my family and I'm going to marry all of my family members. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:13:14 I'm going to. I'm going to marry my family members. I'm going to fuck Van Diesel and I'm going to kill an exploding car. Yeah, I'll marry. Because an exploding car can only hurt people. And that's my pitch. Yeah, I'll marry the concept of family. I'll fuck Vin Diesel.
Starting point is 00:13:27 diesel and I'll kill an exploding car. I'll do those same things except I'm going to reverse Van Diesel and then exploding car. You'll kill Van Diesel, fuck an exploding car? Yeah, I think I could, I think it would be fun. I think that would be fun actually. I think it would be something. I think you could vlog it.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Oh, totally. I mean, we got so many videos. And there is, I think, a French film about a girl who fucks a car. I love that. Oh, interesting. There's always a French film about a blank who fucks a blank. Yeah, yeah, there's a French film for everything. There's a porn for everything.
Starting point is 00:13:53 There's a French film for everything. We're going to play MASH with Dana Donnelly. This is Mammie. This is mansion apartment shack house. We're going to tell you your future as people do in grade school. Yeah, because we're all in grade school again. Yeah, because I'm feeling that for us. I think that's kind of the aesthetic.
Starting point is 00:14:08 No, I mean, it's girls night. It's girls night. But it's like, we're bad for grade school. Yeah. Yeah. We're drinking. This is usually like an eighth grade, ninth grade. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:16 When did you have your first drink? Um, eighth grade, it was peppermint schnops in my friend's basement. And she really played it cool because her mom came in and caught us. And she was like, I thought it's peppermint flavoring. It was for a hot chocolate. That girl's a sociopath. No, but like a good teammate until she decides to kill you. And then it's like, I don't.
Starting point is 00:14:34 She's not someone you want against you. Was it around Christmas time? No, it was like probably July. Oh, well, you were having Christmas in July. When did you have your first drink? Oh, sophomore year of high school. Damn, I'm so behind, guys. When was yours?
Starting point is 00:14:47 Like today. Like fucking after I graduated high school, like I had a glass of like white wine in a styrofoam cup that like my horrible first boyfriend gave. me. That sounds like traumatic. That sounds like you need to go therapy. I drink it. I drank it and said football to be like, yeah, I could, because I had no taste for alcohol built up. Now I drink anything in the world. So see how life happens. Let's do mash. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, Dana, what are things you want to know about your future? Do you want to know what vehicle you're going to drive? Yeah. Your spouse is going to be. Like, what are the things you want to know? For sure. For sure.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Let's pick your categories. I want to know what, yeah, like how many kids I'm going to home? number of kids um i want to know um how many houses i'll have how many of how many of the number of residences whether that be shacks houses a number of and it's and it's all one type of house yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so you'll either have like several shacks several apartments okay okay number of rednesses like yeah like what vehicle i'm traveling around in whether that be a car plane yeah moped okay whatever um and then is there another one you want to know the the name of your first born. Oh yeah, I'd love to know the name of my firstborn. What about like who you're producing them with? Oh yeah, sure. Like the baby daddy. Yeah. Yeah. Who's your baby? Who's my baby daddy? Who's your baby daddy?
Starting point is 00:16:04 Cerem donor. Yeah. Baby daddy. And then let's do one more. Do you want to know your job? Sure. Cool. Okay, perfect. So should we each pitch some stuff? Yeah. So Dana, how many kids do you want to have? Um, I think that I want to have two. Two. But I don't know that what will happen. We'll see. I'm going to pitch eight because I think you'd be a great reality show mom. Oh, thank you. so much. Who would? Right? You should do that.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Dana plus eight. Yeah. I really like that. I'm going to pitch four and a half. Perfect. One of them is only half of a child. One of them is only legs. One of them is only legs.
Starting point is 00:16:42 One of them is legs running around. And then let's do one more for good measure. Let's just do a normal one like three. Three kids. Sure. That's normal. Okay. Number of residences.
Starting point is 00:16:55 I'm going to say. zero and you're being hunted down by someone you owe money to. That's just like an ultimate like terrible idea. So we can like add some great ones. So there's stakes. Yeah, there's, that adds some stakes at least. Yeah, because it's like, wow, it could be. Yeah, you could be like, oh no, you could be being hunted down.
Starting point is 00:17:11 You could be being hunted down. How many homes would you like? Um, honestly, like, I just need one. Okay. Honestly, just need one. Okay, great. And then we'll give you, we'll do one that's like two because. And then one that's like six.
Starting point is 00:17:25 And then one that's like six. Okay, what kind of car do you want to drive? Um, okay, so I would love to have a private jet. Okay, let's do private jet. Yeah. Private jet, you know, just like that classic trope. Okay, can I pitch pig and carriage? Yep.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Oh. Pig and carriage. I don't know the... Wait, did you say pagan or pig and? Pig and carriage, but pagan carriage could be another one. And that's the next one. The next one is pagan carriage. How do you spell pagan?
Starting point is 00:17:50 P-A-G-A-N. P-A-N. Pagan carriage. I was picturing spooky. Yeah. And a pagan carriage. is just a spooky carriage. Like the most scary carriage.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Like, it's so scary. Just a pagan carriage. There's rituals going on in the carriage. Awesome. I'm also, I'm going to pitch... I'm going to pitch... I'm going to pitch...
Starting point is 00:18:09 I'm hovering off the ground. Yeah, just hovering in general. Oh, I love that. That's so like on air for me. You can't have a car. That's what we just saying. There's no car. There's no car.
Starting point is 00:18:18 You're not allowed to have a car. Good. What would you like to name your firstborn? Let's see. I've always liked the name. I'm going to sound so stupid. No, I'm just going to say it.
Starting point is 00:18:29 I like the name Lotus. But no one would ever know. Let me name a kid that. It's okay. But you're not. You're just having a baby daddy at this point so you can choose. The balls in your court. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:37 So you're, so you want to have a kid named Lotus. And then I'm going to say you have a kid named White Lotus on HBO. Okay. That's on HBO, right? Yeah, that is on HBO. I hope that I get paid for that one. I hope you get paid for that kid too.
Starting point is 00:18:48 White Lotus on HBO, which is, you know, a sponsored child. I'm going to pitch chugmaster. Chugmaster. Because that could be a fun name for a baby. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Oh, the little chug, the little chug master. A little chug master. Yeah. Like, is that a nickname? I'm like, no. No, it's their Christian name. Yeah. And then let's do one more.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I'm going to pitch dirt. Yeah, perfect. Okay, cool. Okay, baby daddy. Who do you want the baby with? Well, let's put my boyfriend down. Okay. Also, his name is Robert.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Robert. But I don't know if we're going to have the baby together. Right, right. I'm trying to think of someone fun. Maybe like the Grinch? Yeah, the Grinch. Jim carries the Grinch. Jim carries the Grinch, obviously.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Yeah. Because, you know, that'd be a good father. No, that's important. Well, he is now. He is now. Not at the beginning of the movie, but by the end of the movie, I would absolutely take him as my baby. Absolutely by the end of me.
Starting point is 00:19:41 He changes, he grows, his heart grows several sizes. Yeah, he has a good dog. Oh, I would want one of the baby doughties to give my kids like a lot of Methodism. Right, right. Okay, so like... Basos? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Sure, let's do Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos. Because at least if you have a kid, with Jeff Bezos, maybe he just gives you a bunch of money. I don't know. I feel like it's not a good choice, but I feel like Lil Zan should be thrown in the mix because that would be chaotic. Lil Zan, that's good.
Starting point is 00:20:06 And then I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna pitch a single-celled organism. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, perfect. Just because that would be wrong. I think that that wouldn't even be possible. So I think that's good to throw in the mix. I mean, I don't know. It wouldn't be okay. But it may, its name might be dirt.
Starting point is 00:20:20 I have eight children buy a single-celled organism. Yeah. And then your career. Um, I'm gonna pitch uncertified, waterfowl, sexer. What is that? What are you talking about? That is someone who decides the sex of waterfowl like ducks and geese, but is not certified to do it. Oh, so I'm just walking around being like, you're a guy, you're a girl at the pond.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Checking the genitalia of waterfowl and having people chase you down going, you're not allowed to do that. Okay. That's my favorite. That's a real job. No. It's not a real job to walk around and check. I assume veterinarians probably sex animals all the time. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:03 But I don't think a waterfowl sexer is a real job, but I, but that would be one of the options of her job. That is wild. Yeah. Okay, so you're going to either check waterfowl genitalia. But not be allowed to. Oh yeah. What about like pediatrician?
Starting point is 00:21:16 Let's do pediatric. No, I'm going to write regular doctor. Regular doctor. Straight up. Straight up, I'm a fucking doctor. You're a regular doctor. A straight up doctor. That's your career.
Starting point is 00:21:25 your career regular doctor. That's so cool. What else? What's like another nice thing? A comedian. Sure. Sure. That would be nice, right?
Starting point is 00:21:34 I mean, look. If any of us can pull that off, I'd be fucking loving it. I would love that for you. What about? And then Olympic skater. Yeah. Olympic ice skater. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Oh, like ice skater? Yeah. Oh, that's so fun. And then I was like skateboarder? And then I'm going to pitch dirt. Your job is dirt. Okay, great. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:51 So let's see. All right. So do you want to make a spiral? Yep. So you make a spiral here with that pen. No, I make the spiral and then you say stuff. She has to decide her own future. I spend my feet.
Starting point is 00:22:03 So, okay, I'll take this back. Okay, sounds good. So now we're going to spiral. We're going to spiral. It's time for us to spiral. We're going to spiral and you tell me on to stop. Tell me on to stop, Dana. Oh, stop.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Okay. One, two, three. Okay, so we have three. So I'm going to cross out every three. Okay. So one, two, one, one, two, three. You don't have a shot. Sorry about it.
Starting point is 00:22:24 one, two, three, you don't have eight kids. God damn it. You don't have zero residences and are being hunted down. That's done. One, two, three. You don't have six residences. One, two, three, no pagan carriage. One, two, three, no lotus.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Oh, dang. One, two, three, no Robert. Sorry, Robert. One, two, three, no Luzanne. Fuck. Two, three, no regular doctor. Dang. Things are not looking up for a minute.
Starting point is 00:22:51 One, two, three, no dirt. One, two, three, no. No house. Mansion or apartment? One, two, three, no three. No three. No private jet. One, two, three. No White Lotus on HBO. One, two, three. No, Jim Carries the Grinch. One, two, three. No, no one. Well, that's just literally fucking fixed. One, two, three, no mansion. You live in an apartment. This is fixed.
Starting point is 00:23:13 One, two, three, no. Okay, you have two residences. You have two apartments. That's kind of nice. One, two, three. Your first born is named dirt. Okay, that's honestly hot. You love that? Two, three, you're an Olympic skater. Okay, that's fun. That's so cool for me, though. One, two, three, no pig and carriage.
Starting point is 00:23:33 So you're hovering off the ground. Oh, my God, that's amazing. That's ideal for me. That's so fun. One, two, three, you have four and a half kids, which means your baby daddy is a single-celled organism. Okay, so. That makes sense of four and a half kids.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Yeah, things are going to go wrong. Yeah, you live in an apartment, and in fact, you have two apartments. You have 4.5 kids with a single-celled organism, and you are an Olympic skater who hovers off the ground, and your firstborn is named Dirt. Does that sound correct? I mean, that sounds. I mean, I could totally see all that happened now. Yeah, I feel that for you.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Guys, because we're having a girls night, we have a segment we usually do on this show called We Have Notes. So today, we have notes on girls. are... Now where it's music. Okay. Our first note on girls is... No notes. Okay, well, would you look at that?
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