Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Guess Who FREAK Edition

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

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I will be completely honest. I would rather have someone be bibbidi-beat-bop scatting the whole time we're hooking up than poopy scatting the whole time we're hooking up. What, poor can I los dos. That's such a good point. Olivia Talksh, I'm the sad one. I'm the Olivia one. Today, the day that we are filming, it's 9-11.

It is that. Which means we're going to talk about the new iPhone. It's the best intro we've ever had. We are filming this on 9-11, and that's it. right. We're talking about the new iPhone. On this 9-11 as J-D-Bans called it yet. said we are celebrating 25 years of 9-11. Which doesn't really sound like the... In fact, it's the wrong verbage. A hundred percent the wrong verbiage. No one should celebrate 25 years. And it also makes it sound like it happened every year for 25 years. It does and it makes it sound like something we planned.

Yeah, it sounds like something we planned and like, JD. So it doesn't sound great. Oh, man. Not good. It's really not good. Yeah, so if you're like, if you're like, this is old news. It's like, yeah, fucking I know. I know, but today.

Today it's not. Today it's not. Today for us in the past, it's not. It's current news. We're going to look at the iPhone really quickly. Olivia, you haven't seen the new big, big crazy iPhone. I've heard it's big. The new iPhone that's coming out is half iPad, half iPhone.

What? It goes like that. Oh, it's like a sandwich. But the people who use iPads are babies and the people who use iPhones, like new iPhones, or finance guy. Right. So this is only made for a baby finance guy, which means it's made for the boss baby. That's huge. Because on your iPad, on your iPad part, you can play cocoa melon.

Yes. And then on your iPhone part, you can trade stocks. That's a really good point. So this is for all. You can take business calls and then flip it up. And then stop whining because you see Ms. Rachel. And you can watch Danny Go. Yeah.

You can watch Danny Go while being like V-O-O-V-O. You can cheat on your girlfriend in while watching Danny Go. Yes, and I'm always trying to do that. This is a really excellent product. We're not sponsored by iPhone 18 Duo. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. As you can tell, we are not sponsored, because I don't even know what the fuck it's called. We're not sponsored by this. Yeah, and you can tell we're not sponsored because we're not really saying anything good about it. But it's perfect for, if you're an animated baby voiced by Alec Baldwin, this is your phone. If you're an animated baby who's also a business owner. This is also, look at this guy. Yeah, what's this?

Soxy. Yeah, the sauce is. It's too much for me. He's too saucy. I don't want this. What a little minks of a baby. I don't want this energy towards me. I know.

I know this energy is very come hither in a way that I don't want. a baby to be. He's pointing at me and I'm like, not me properly. He's like, you know you want a piece of this? I'm like, I really don't. He's pointing at me and I'm like, someone behind me? Who? Not me. I really don't want a piece. I would like to stay being legal. Thank you. I would like to stay far away. Yeah, stay away for me. With my old decrepit iPhone. Ugh, yeah, same. So anyway, if you're a boss baby or there's a boss baby near you, you're in luck. There's a new iPhone coming out and our producer, Cass, is extremely excited about it. Anything else? you want to add about that iPhone cast?

No, I was just, I was really happy with your take because I've been paying a lot of attention to everyone talking about it, reviewing it. Lots of people have opinions about it, but not once. Did anyone mention how it was the perfect product for a boss baby? It's the perfect product for the boss baby. And this is really good news because there are not that many products for him. That's true. They don't even usually make suits in his size.

That's true. There are so few products that are both for bosses and babies. And can we think of any other ones? I guess lactation play. Yeah, but is that a product or a service? Service. Because there are services who are definitely for both. Oh, yeah, 100%.

Like, like, any type of mommy-dom vibe. Mommy thing is totally perfect for both. But products, damn. Products, yeah. And people aren't products. And people aren't products. Okay. And that's a new take.

Come for us. Okay. How about that? How are you? I'm not even going to ask that. That's a loaded question. I can't believe I would even ask you that. That's so rude.

Everything is so fucked up. Everything is fun. Do you want to play Guess Who? Sure. Why not? Let's do it. We are not sponsored by Guess Who. Another thing we're doing that's not sponsored.

Why don't you sponsor us, Guess Who? I know, right? Guess Who? Come on. Kind of fucked up. AMPM and Guess Who? Yeah, we mention your fucking ugly ass monster AMPM all the fucking time. We talk about how we want to fuck this snack creature.

and you don't even pay us. Olivia DM'd you drunk and said, please send me your products or I'll like, my son or something. They never did. Yes, something. Let me find out, actually. Yeah, Olivia, there was a night that we were at like a party,

and I told Olivia that I got merch from Tumgis, and she drunk, DM'd the AMPM account being like, I swear to God, I'm going to end it if you don't send me something. I was so devastated. She was devastated. You got it and I did it. And I never get like that. Like, I'm never like, oh, well, Sid got it in like any, like, you know, but it was, it was personal.

It's really personal. Oh, this is the executive management of Hasbro. Yeah, so if you're going to appeal for some sponsorship, these would be the guys. Because these are the people who may guess who? Correct. Chris Cox! Oh, my God. I thought it was spelled.

So if you're not. The CEO and director of Hasbro named Chris Cox. Cox. Mr. Cox spelled C-O-C-K. A. S, the real way. Mr. Cox. I wish I could get sponsored by you guys, if only. Please, Mr. Cox.

Okay, this is really good. Here, wait. I'm going to send this to Cassum because it's actually the most important thing. I'm sure. Yeah, this was, this had to have been in 2025. Okay, yeah. Oh, 2024. Okay, May 16th, 20204.

And this was late at night. I don't know why it doesn't say what time it was, but it was like late at night. Yeah. I said, okay, so I am all caps begging to be put on a PR list. I am obsessed with Tungis. I am all caps shaking. Hi, Olivia. Please let us know how we can assist you.

That's a fair response. I will also say I did also DM the Bilderberg account really late at night. Being like, hey, saw that you guys have this, you know, toy of the Fresno nightcrawler. That's so good. But kind of like what I saw their sold out. Like can we have one? We would really love one. And they were like, hi, Sydney.

I don't know who you are a queen. Please reach out to us via email queen. I am. I've also drunk messaged a restaurant like really like like it was my ex. Oh, I also drunk messaged an apartment building years ago. Yeah, this was all years ago. And I was like, I got to start doing this again. Tell me if an unit opens up in your building.

because I'm like literally dying to get inside of you. And they were being like, oh my God, winky face. Like they literally started flirting messaging with me. I had no idea who was on the other side. And we were just like flirting. I was like flirting with an apartment complex. And it never went anywhere. No.

As most things do in L.A. As it happens. As it happens. Yeah. Relationships and apartments in L.A. In L.A. It never goes anywhere. There was a restaurant I was so obsessed with called Chachachaw when I was in high school.

Oh, yeah. That was a good restaurant. And they closed when they were, it was Caribbean food. They had like wava cassidia thing. Yeah, the guava cheese, cassidia and jerk chicken. It was so good. And I was obsessed with it. And it closed and it got bulldozed because some, and it was like a famous old restaurant and some like guy bought the land.

And it was just like a devastating thing. I hate that. And I was like genuinely so upset about it. And one night I drunk DMed them. I found them online and I messaged them and I was like, do you think there's ever a chance you might come back? Do you think you might relocate? Yeah. need you to.

And it was like, stop messaging. Yeah, they were like, stop. It's over. It's over. Yeah, I'm not coming back. I'm putting up a boundary. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to pick a person?

Oh, yeah, of course. Of course, my horse. I'm going to close my eyes, show the camera. Okay. So this is mine. I'll close my. Oh, okay, closures. This is mine.

Okay, do you want to ask me a question first, or do you want me to ask you a question? You go first if you have a question. Did your person? post on Facebook an AI generated photo of Trump saving a baby from a burning building and comment like, um, that's my president. No. They might have posted an AI photo somewhere, but it was not that. I don't think it was that.

Okay. I really don't. I actually am 100%. I get it. I'm convinced. Listen to me. You don't have to defend this person. I don't know who it is.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me think about this. You would have done that. You would have for sure done that. You would have fucking done that. You would have done that. You fucking psycho. Who would have done that?

Disgusting pig. You would have done that. You would have done that. Okay, great. Okay. Has this person ever been in an inappropriate age gap relationship? 100% it's happening all the time. Okay, great.

Okay, great. It's literally happening right now. right now as we speak. It's so hard because I said that. And now I'm like, so many of these people actually are. I know. So that's the problem with guess who? Okay, you're not.

Is that once you ask the question, you realize all of the people on this are fucking freaks. Yeah, they're all freaks. It should be guess which freak. Guess which freak. Guess which freak I fucked. What does you be called? Wait, if we changed all these with people, we've fucked. And we played a game called guess which freak?

freak I fucked. I would do that immediately. Wait, we have to do that. Okay, so we'll do that. But we're fully doing that. First off, of course. Obviously, I don't think we can put that on YouTube. Maybe we can put it on the Patreon.

But we're 100% doing that. I'm trying to think if we could fill it up. And we can, right? Like on one board, we could fill this up. Any. I can fill this board up. can fill this up. We can work together and fill it up. Okay, but I just, you just gave me a great idea. Okay. What if we play the rest of the game on this round like we hooked up with that person?

Oh, that's good. And what were they like in bed? That's really good. Okay. Um, and good. Okay. So, so, so. Did you put yours down? So age gap, uh, yeah, okay. So, yeah, that's what's so crazy is that, see there are people who I wouldn't think are in an age gap relationship who then I look at the expression on their face and I'm like they actually are a hundred percent are and I don't know if they're the older one or the younger one you can you actually can never really tell um okay I think really think most of them have actually so yeah okay when I hooked up with this person this freak when I hooked up with this freak did I call an Uber and they looked at their phone and went, oh, wait, sorry, I've got an Uber ride. I've got to do right now. And they were the Uber driver I called and then they had to drive me home, but I had to pay for it. Whoa. Okay, so I don't think so.

I don't think they did that. You don't think that it would do that to me. But if they did it, it would be fucking wild. In what way? Like, in that I wouldn't expect them to do it. Okay. Like, not like because they're such a great person, but because I just don't think that's their type of toxicity. Okay. I think this person would for sure do that. I think this person

100% did that. And I think this person would do that. And okay, that's it. Okay. When I hooked, when I, when I, when I hooked up with this freak, did this freak want to do any, like, sexy elf, like play or like fairy play were there like a woodland sprite and I'm not? No. Okay. But I do think, I don't know if this will help you. I do think when you hooked up with this person, they were scatting the whole time. Yeah, not like scat play, like shitting. No, not like not scat. Yeah.

Like one that's, poop, poop, boob. While we hooked up. Yes. I will be completely honest. I would rather. Yeah. Have someone be bibbidi beep bop scatting the whole time we're hooking up than poopy scatting the whole time we're hooking up. What poor cana los dose?

That's such a good point. All three things together in one night. Sounds like my tweem night. Yeah, everyone here is scatting. Everyone's doing great. Yeah, that guy's. Okay, great. September is World Alzheimer's Month.

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This is such a... He also makes it so hard. Yeah. You're like going through double negatives, like, what's that I mean? It's like, we've played wrong. We've played bad guess who's so many times. And that like we always were like good at figuring out like, okay, what are the questions we can ask? But it's like, this is a whole, I'm looking at all these people in a whole new life.

It's like when you hook up with someone for their first time. Yeah, you learn. You're like, whoa. This is what you were like. I thought it was going to be like this, but it's actually. When I hooked up with this free, were they doing cat cow mid penetration? Probably. Nobody say that.

Did somebody say, oh, God. I thought you said, oh, God. Um, wait, was, were they doing that? They probably are. Oh, they so. They are? Okay. They probably are doing cat cows while you're hooking up. Okay, you're not doing that. Like, it's not their main thing they do maybe, but it is like... It's in there. I see it and I'm like, yeah, you could. You don't do that. Like, this person is going to do cat cow as more than be your Uber driver.

You would be so crazy. Yeah. If you were having... With someone and they were mostly doing yoga things. They were like, sorry, I just have to get through this really quickly. I have to do a quick warrior's pose. Sorry, I have to do a tree. Not even the ones that are kind of sexual It's like I have to get through them Sorry I just have to get this really quickly

Sorry I just have to like put a block behind my head That's awesome When I hooked up with this freak Did they know where a magic portal was Elsewhere in the room? No but I can give you this They were scouting Okay

Okay I'm going to do another one When I hooked up with this freak Yes. Were they looking me in the eyes? And this isn't a trick question about which of these people are looking them in the eyes. It's, is this person doing it? Yes. I think this person was looking you in the eye and judging you.

Oh, okay. Okay. In maybe a way you were into. Okay. And scatting. Interesting. When I hooked up with this freak. Did they insist on being in a cuck chair while I kind of just did my own thing?

100%. Yes, absolutely. Yes. They were like, please let me not be involved. Okay. Well, it has to be one of these people. Yeah, like, I feel like if you like, um, like it has to be one of these people. Yeah, yeah. And I really don't know the gender of the person I hooked up with either. No, you don't. I don't think this person is your normal. type. But I don't know that anyone on this board is. They're all kind of look like they have a really evil secret.

So I don't know that that's actually giving any clues. Yeah, I'm really going with scatting. Okay, so picture who would scat. I'm picturing one person who scats. Okay. And I think you know exactly who it is. All right. So when I was hooking up with this freak,

is there any world she offered to make me pop up? Aosta afterwards? 100%. Is it Anne? Or Maria. What? Is it Claire? What?

Who is it? Who did I hook up with? Susan. I hooked up with Susan. What did I put Susan down for? I put Susan down for something. This woman? Maybe scatting.

This woman is Kim Cottrell. She does look like Kim Cottrell. Kim Cottrell. This woman is Kim Cottrell. Yeah, that's fair. And Kim Cottrell loves to scat. Okay. You know this?

Yeah. You've seen this, right? Okay, so we're going to look up. Yeah, pull it all that video on YouTube. Because it's very important. She loves to scatter. It's one of the most important historical moments. It's like one of the my favorite moments in jazz history. She also, I think she's offering me grilled chicken breast.

So I was thinking it could be pasta because she could, she does look like she could be like someone's Italian mom. That's true. Like with her like, you know, I was looking. Oh, I'm not going to turn around. I was looking at Anne when I said it. And I was like, yeah, I really, I also thought this. guy because he looks like he's scathed. Yeah, and she looks like she's scatts. And makes sense, too. Um, but, uh, but yeah, no. Okay. Let's listen to you. This is important. Tim Cotrell.

I read poetry and silence and he plays the upright bass. Yamakibyebo, sederifekebo, wind dog latin, he quote. You jas, saverserey! Ha! Bit all the he dogs and winked at all the she dogs. The town never had such a hull of blue as that little dog Raise till the independent. Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. It's so good.

It's one of the best pieces of art. It's like, I have to show you a really good piece of art, but let's guess who you have first and then, and then I'll. Okay, yes. But I have a really good piece of art to show you. When I fucked this freak. Yeah. Yeah. Um, did they insist on keeping their hat on?

No. When I fucked this freak. Um. Did they get lost inside of my house? Not by accident. Is it Tom? It's Philip.

Fuck! I had him somewhere. Yeah, right? Like, okay, so what we've learned because like this guy, I was gonna, I was gonna say that he wrote like a bad poem about you or that he like, there's just like something really sinister. What did I put it down for? What did I put Philip down for? There's something really sinister. Um, is sinister about him and he's not like low status. Yeah. You know, like he's high status. So it's like he's

like he's not the Uber driver, but he's like what was the other thing? Oh, the cuck chair. Like maybe he's a cock. Like I could see him being like a weird rich cuck or like an older guy you think is wealthy and then you find out he's not. So I was having a lot of low status people up. Yeah. So I was, I had like Tom, I really thought or Fronds. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Or Sam. And they're kind of all people who are going. Yeah, they're just sort of like, boop. Yeah. Because those are very cuck people. Yeah. The thing about him being a cuck is that he like... He's wealthy in real life. He really enjoys it in like a really specific way. And it's not the only thing he enjoys. It is like the tip of the iceberg. And there's a lot of crazy shit. I do think that the thing we're forgetting here is like all cucks are created differently. That's so true. They're all different. And so we don't want to generalize. generalized that a cuck would be the type of guy who kind of has his mouth in this she. Yeah. And it's also just, yeah, that's true.

And it's also good to, um, to remember that like, yeah, it's been a second since we've hooked up with all of these people. Yeah, it's hard to remember. And it's also been a second since the he dogs bit the she dogs. And winked at all the she dogs. And winked all the she dogs. That shit's awesome. Um, yeah, I also like that she says like, she's like, I, did she say like I write poetry and say it over the upright base and then goes into full like Latin style gibberish? She goes, like, quoth my noth, bingbog my hoth.

And it's like, this is nothing. Yeah. What is the, what does she say? I read poetry and sonnets, and he plays the upright bass. Yamaki Piavo, cedaray for cable, wind dog Latin, he quote. That's my favorite sonnet. That's such a good. That is such a good sonnet.

It's certainly my favorite sonnet in all of Shakespeare's sonnets. It's an amazing sonnet. Remember when Shakespeare writes about the he-dog. and the sheet logs. I love. Do we want to play one more round? Yeah. When I fucked, because that shit is really fun. Um, do you want to show yours to the class? Yes. Okay. This is who Sid hooked up with. Okay. I'll close my eyes. This is who Olivia hooked up with. Okay. Not not crazy far off. Okay. From who you would hook up with. Honestly. Okay. Okay. I hate that I said that. No, no, no. I'm...

Okay, when I hooked up with this freak, did they show me their like sound cloud afterwards? No, they don't know what that is. Oh, okay. When I hooked up with this freak, did we halfway through hooking up realize all of their reptiles were in the bed? There's a world, but it would be an emergency. But they have reptiles. They just probably didn't get loose. I don't think they have reptiles they own. I think they feed reptiles or squirrels. Got it. But maybe one of them's in the bed. I don't know. I'm not. Okay. Okay.

Can I say one more thing about the reptile? Yes. Let's say there is a reptile in the bed. Right. You have to get it out. They can't do it. Yeah. You have to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, don't worry. I got you, Queen. I can get the reptile out of this bed. Okay. When I hooked up with this freak, did they want me to call them something like my liege? They would be interested in trying that. Okay. When I fucked this freak, did we do it inside of the Disneyland, it's a small world after all ride? among the animatronics and you're hiding?

Absolutely not. No. In no world. Not Bernard. Not Bernard. Bernard only fucks and it's a small world. When I hooked up with this freak, did his wife call in the middle of it? Yes.

Okay. And he said like, it's my sister. And I think her name is Gladyser, Pamela. When I fucked this freak, did they insist that I wear more clothes? Yeah. When I, I'm going a little bit more in the direction I was just in. Go for it. When I hooked up with this freak, did he tell me that I reminded him of his granddaughter? Yeah. And he said, you're so wise for your age. And it makes you really special. Who is it? Peter?

Yeah! Okay. So I was like, I, and I, yeah, I, okay, but I totally remember. You would fuck Peter. Remember hooking up with Peter. Yeah. Okay. So here's what I realized while doing, while, so Peter and Paul are. And Mary.

Yeah. Peter and Paul are evil and good versions of the same guy. Yes. Paul is like a sweet guy. And Peter is like a devious version of the same guy. Like they could be brothers. But like. Because Peter got a leic sick surgery and then started fucking.

When he said, you're so wise for your age. I'm like, Paul wouldn't say that. Paul would say something less manipulative. He would be like... He would be like, thank you for giving a chance to a little guy like me. Yeah, an old man like me. I can't believe I'm so lucky. Then he would get a call from his wife.

Yes, absolutely. Pamela? But Peter would be like, yeah. That's just my sister. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, great. I hooked up with Peter. Okay.

I have five options left. Okay. I'm going to tell you right now, they're all pretty low status. Do you think that's right on the right track? Yeah, I think, I think... I don't think it's like extremely low status, but it's not... It's not high status. Like in a, in the past maybe.

Oh, in the past maybe. Okay. Or like in a certain dynamic, but definitely not sexually. Okay. Yeah. This is also a person when you said that that Peter was my type. Yeah. This person's not not your type.

Interesting. Yeah. Who of these freaks would I fuck? When I fucked this freak, did they offer to pay for a nose job for me? No. They think you're beautiful the way you are. Okay. Thank you for treating me well. Yeah. When I fucked this freak, did they talk about their time living in Europe? Yes, for sure. Is it David? Or Herman? It's Anita. Anita. Anita, I had her up too. Yeah. And I was like, I should have said earlier that it's your type because I was like, but I was like, is that going to be so immediate of like it's the one like little old lady that looks so sweet. Damn. Yeah. I had her up for so long. Well, you hooked up with her. So it's just you didn't, you just, we've all hooked up with all these people so many times. I just was like on so much robatessen. That is what's up that I don't remember hooking up with Anita. She literally has so much of that shit. Yeah, I know. It's because she's always trying to cure her grandkids. Yeah. Of their sore, sore throats. That Anita. Wow, that was, that's so fun. That's my favorite game ever. Yeah, that's like the best. Well, now you know how to play guess who. Now you know how to play guess who when I fucked that freak.

Music. Stop the music. Okay. I hated that. The only non-ironic sound effect. Didn't like that at all. Speaking of freaks, we've asked you... We've asked you freaks to send us some freaky voicemails.

And we haven't gotten through all of them, but today we wanted to answer a couple more of your calls. So this is... This is Sid and Olivia, listen to your calls and talk at you through the camera. Music! Talk to music! Hey, my name's Mike. My question is twofold, I guess.

You've had Brennan and Matt on the show discussing their TG-R-PG adventures. So question one, Abria Ayangar Wen, would love to see her on the show. Question two, if you were to play a tabletop role playing game that was say reality TV themed. What sort of reality TV show would you make it about, dating show, Survivor-esque, what have you?

And what would be three skills that you would have to roll for? So in Dungeons and Dragons, of course, you have things like strength, dexterity, athletics, what have you. So three skills, reality TV show related for a tabletop role playing game. Thanks. This is a really good question. Yeah. Something we've been really wanting to do for quite a while now. Obviously, we did kind of a weird, like, Love Island fantasy bracket season.

But what we would really love to do is like a Love Island. Like a D&Dified Love Island. A TTRP. Yeah. Of Fantasy Bracket Love Island season, too. Yeah, where it's like, and I think it, yeah, I mean, that, where we're all playing a couple different characters, bouncing back and forth, maybe have things to like hold up to be like, I'm this person now, bring in fun friends. Yeah. It would be so fun if we could have our dungeon master essentially just be Ian Sterling, like the voice of Love Island who's being like previously on Love Island.

Yeah, it's so good. So that is like what we really want to do eventually. It just feels like we don't exactly know how to do it. So that's what's stopping us. So maybe we need to call some of our D&D friends. Yeah, but okay, what? What? In a love island setting.

Or even in like a, yeah, I guess in a love island setting, yeah. In a love island setting, what are you rolling for? Like, I think, I think like, I mean, you have to roll for the chat. Yeah, for like good chat. For the, yeah. I think for like, bombshelling. Yeah, like, can you bombshell? Can you bombshell? How much can you make people turn their heads? Maybe that's a bombshell role.

Yes, 100%. That would be fun, too, to like roll and then just like find out like, oh, who's a bombshell that everyone's just like, nope, not that one. Yeah. And what else would be something you could roll for? Love Island. Could be. Oh, I was going to say like a like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, a, like a, a, like a, a, an iron stomach because all the games are vomiting food into each other's mouths. Yeah. Or something, something, what would help with those gay, like the challenges, the really awful. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. I mean, yeah, the challenges are- Because gaslighting is also what we could do. Yeah, gaslighting would be good on gaslighting. Yeah. Because convincing people in the villa that you're actually a good guy is like a pretty good one to have. And convincing, like, one partner that you're like, absolutely. it's you and me for sure, for sure, no doubt.

And then being like, CASA. And being like, oh, like, of course it wasn't. Kenzie out the window. Kenzie out the window. So, yeah, gaslighting, I think, would maybe be more important than anything in the gaslighting, bomb-shelling. Yeah, gas-liding.

And chat. And just chat. Just the chat. The chat thing. Yeah, just the chat thing. Yeah, I think that would be great question. And the chat goes for obviously flirting, talking, all that stuff. Yeah, yeah.

It's the chat. But there are so many more we can think up. This is a great way to build this world out. Well, thank you for the question. Thank you, Olivia. I work at a job with meteorologists, and I could definitely ask them this question, but I think you guys might have a better answer. I want to know how a tornado form, because I know there's, like, science behind it,

but I'm also led to believe they don't fully know what happens. And I think you guys might have some good theory. So please let me know. very urgent. Yeah, you can call me back at... Awesome. I didn't know about tornadoes that there's a mystery in the science. I mean, I could have told you there's a mystery in the science because I have no fucking

clue how that happens. Yeah, and if I don't know how it happens. If I don't know, then it's not real. Yeah. Well, it's, you know, there's temperatures changing and there's winds. There's winds going different directions and fucking. with each other and heat is moving them and temperatures are fucking up the winds. It's when a mommy wind and a daddy temperature, yeah, love each other very much.

Yeah. They intertwine their bodies. And a lot of different energy is passed. Yes. Making a hot, hot wind. Yeah. Which is sexy to watch. Sexy to watch.

And destructive. Yes. To others. Yes. And it usually can sweep up an entire farm and take it to Oz. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the other thing, too, is that, like, have we brought in the Oz of it all?

Yeah, we haven't really talked about the Oz of it. Because, I mean, one, obviously one scientific theory with tornadoes is that it's Madame Morrible. Yeah, yeah, of course. But that's not like our theory. Yeah. That's just a theory. She's the real wicked witch. Yeah.

Flip it around. Madam Morrible. Flip it around. Wicked Witch again. Flip it around. Flip it around. Yeah. So probably, yeah, probably either something sex related or probably

Madamorable really. It's one of the two. And I do think most things are. The big thing is like once you control the power of a tornado, you can use it as your own personal Uber to Oz. And they don't tell you that actually in the media because they're fucking lying to you. Wow. They don't tell you about that.

I know that because I did my own research. Yeah. They call it climate change. I say, how about I'm madame morible and I'm harnessing. the power of a tornado to be my own personal Uber to Oz. It's like a Waymo. It's a waymo. It's kind of bad.

It's kind of bad. It doesn't really travel well. No real driver. And it takes me to Oz. And it's, it's, uh, it moves in a way that causes you to tense up. Yes. No matter what. And that's beautiful.

Yeah. And my rating is always solo. The voice comes in and, yes, it's like, oh my God, I'm so annoyed by you. You can't hook up in a tornado or a voice will come and be like, you have to So I hope that answers your question. And let us know if you need any more questions about weather answered because we're actually experts. Yeah. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive.

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BetMGEM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming, Ontario. Hi, Susan, Olivia. I wanted to tell you guys about my favorite cryptid. It's called a monotan goal. I'm pretty sure that's how you pronounce it. It's basically, it's, I don't remember what part of East Asia is from, but it detaches its upper torso. from the rest of its body and grows batwing.

It's a woman, of course. And she just, like, flies around and, like, she's a vampire type thing, I think. Please feel free to correct me if I'm all. But never correct you guys. Oh, my God. Wow, okay, first off, you have the sweetest voice ever. I literally was like, who's this person I want to protect them? There it is.

Oh, yep. Yeah, we would have never guessed that. Mananengal. Manon. Oh. Yeah. Wow. First off.

It's a woman. First off, we, literally. So this one's actually. That one's Krasu. Oh, that's a different one. That one's a different one. That one's really scary to me. Yeah.

We could, I would like to look up Krasu after this as well. Um, so the monotan goal is. So sometimes she's giving bat and sometimes she's giving. She looks like my dog. Uh-huh. She literally looks like my dog. In that one for sure. Yeah.

Wait, can you go down to this one where she's perched? That. Oh, they are? Oh, that's her. Okay, that doesn't really look like my dog. Wait, why are they all? There's so many. There's the ass wang.

Yeah, the ass wang. Oh, this is the Filipino ass wang, which is the blood sucking. The blood suck ass. I'm got to be pronouncing it wrong. I'm so sorry. The blood sucking ass wing. When that wang go in that ass and pull up that blood. I was just reading it off the screen and I didn't think like.

Okay, say it again. When the wang go in the ass, it suck up that blood. I would like to know out of her back. This is like a really good rap song. A swung. When the wango in the ass, it suck up that blood. Yeah, that's really good. Okay.

Wow. Oh, there's the torso detachment. Yeah. Okay, I see. Okay, so she's actually gorgeous. Wait, why is there a picture of literally my face right next to her? She looks stunning. She's, okay, so she basically...

Yeah, she's gorgeous. She is kind of like a nearly headless nick kind of vibes. Because, like, she, like, has her, like, torso is, like, off. Yeah. intestines are kind of coming out, but they're also nothing. And they're kind of k-k-k-k-k-for-sure. She's like leaking kut intestines. We are saying some awesome phrases right now. She like leaves behind a trail of kut intestines wherever she goes. And she's like, find me at the club, follow my intestines.

For anyone who doesn't know what that means, we're not saying they're intestines that come from your, k-k-k-k. Okay. We're saying that they're, they're, this is a recent, yeah. So this is of like what she's looking like as of nine years ago. Yeah, it's most recent photo. Most recent photo of her. Wow. So the most recent photo of her, she does look like she's drawn by colored pencils. She looks like kind of drunk.

She kind of has these two. She does look drunk, but I'm sure now it's been nine years. So she's probably sobered up. Yeah. At least from this. At least from this picture. She has these crazy bat wings that are kind of pastel and gorgeous. She has blood on her hands, literally queen vibes.

Blood on her mouth. and she has a crazy rockin hairdo, kind of like she's in a hairband. I think she's hot as hell. I'm obsessed with her, actually. Manana. I'm kind of wondering why we don't have like a Jennifer's body-esque movie of her. Absolutely, we should. Because doesn't she give you like Megan Fox?

100%. Especially in this one. This is, if I'm being completely straightforward, like across the board, this is what I'm trying to achieve. Yeah, I get it. Like, especially that one, a little bit that way. The left to the left one. Yeah, the one, no, the other way.

Oh, definitely that one. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And then, yeah. Oh, this girlie. Yeah, I love her. I want to be that. Oh, this girlies bat wings are made of flesh, and that's sick as hell. Like, they're not like bat flesh.

They're human flesh in the form of bat wings. Oh, no. What's this one going on with all the floating babies? She also kind of looks paper mache. Okay, so. This one has a tornado of floating babies. Yeah, I guess my question is, what you're doing with those babies, Queen?

So my, so can we get in a little bit? Oh, so she's a villain. Oh, for sure. Most cryptids are. I'm sorry, I actually don't assume that people are villain before I meet them. She's hostile species. Well, many people, many people are hostile species. Doesn't mean they're a bad guy.

We are part of a hostile species. That's true. So their creatures often depicted as vampire-like beings that can separate their upper torsos from their lower bodies. But what's the point of that? Like, they can do that. Oh, the lower portion stands still. So like the lower portion can be like a woman. Oh, the lower portion is like a woman's body. Yeah, but my question is like, why do they lift up from it? Is it because like that's... And then the upper torso moves about. Is it because the lower part of their body is essentially like their charger and they're like charging up? And then when they're all 100% charged, they'll like release themselves from it and go fly about and then they get like a low charge signal and they have to go back to their body. Yeah. Also, yeah, why wouldn't you just fly up? And here's what's crazy too is legend says that. that someone should sprinkle garlic on the abomination's lower body and it'll die or be defeated.

But that can't be like, like, people aren't going around being like, oh, I saw this standing lower body. No. And it made me think of this myth. No, they're being like, I'm going to call 911 because somebody's head has been severed off. Yeah, if there's a standing person with no torso. No. I'm not sprinkling garlic on it. I'm losing my shit.

I am calling 911. I am not going for my garlic. Yeah, this is actually insane. But I think the thing that I'm having an issue with is it really doesn't answer the question of why. Yeah. Why does it take the torso off the body? Maybe if you can answer that at home, that would be really great. It doesn't have something to do with the pregnancy because she, her primary victims are sleeping pregnant women.

Oh. And they said something about the fetuses and there's some hovering babies. Oh, so there's a world maybe that. She's propaganda against C-sections. Yes. She's like, if you get a C-section, you're going to hover above the city. Yes. It's going to be awful for you.

People are going to come up to you with garlic. Try to sprinkle it on your lower half. Don't get a C-section. This is what Big Farm is not telling you. That's what this girl is doing. For every full male cryptid, there's only 75% of both female cryptic. Cass, you're the smartest person I've ever met in my entire life. That is the smartest thing anyone's ever said to me in my entire life.

And I've been alive for 100 years. Wait, I'm sorry. I think I misheard the sentence. Nope. You didn't. Exactly right. One more time. He can't repeat it.

You can't bottle gold. It's about the patriarchy for every 100% of a male cryptid out there. Yeah. There is 75% of a female cryptic. It's the wage gap. No, that actually is fucking genius. And I just actually heard all the words perfectly. And it's great.

It's the wage gap. And the waste gap. It's the waste gap. And it's the wage gap. Crazy. How we'll never get smarter than that. We'll never, ever get smarter than that. Like, if we don't get into grad school for that, yeah, we better.

What are we even fucking doing? What are we even doing? It's also interesting that all of- Grad schools are going to reach out to us. Being like, we heard about the wage gap versus waste gap thing. And do you want to come? Yeah, yeah. Harvard?

I think it's- Hello, Harvard? Hello, Harvard? Just a gunshot. Hello, it's Harvard. Here's your money. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, also, I feel like it's really interesting.

I think a lot of female cryptids attack, or like primarily like, like attack women. That's so rude. And I'm like, are they, are cryptids not girls, girls? I guess not. Or is it that when these, these, yeah, pink might be encrypted. Like, like, when creating these myths, is it like, oh, all these women keep having, like, you know, like pregnant women keep dying? Like, let's make up a woman about it. But why didn't they make up a guy about it or a creature about it?

They made up a woman about it to be like, you guys should fucking compete. You should fight. And she's prettier. Yes. Cryptids were created by the WWE. Yeah. And they're trying to get women to fight. To fight.

Yeah. In mud against each other with their tops off. Yeah, no, it is. I definitely think there is something about Lady Cryptids. Maybe we need to release a book of new Lady Cryptids. Yeah. So that. Because Lady Cryptids wouldn't be.

Like most of them wouldn't. If they were real, most Lady Cryptids would be getting revenge on men. This is a really good idea for us. They wouldn't be getting revenge on. They wouldn't like be like, I mean, maybe some of them. We should make a coffee table book of lady cryptids and their new types of cryptids. Yeah. Who are all female.

Yeah. So that we can. And they're all girls girls. And they're all girls girls. And the rest of it's like horror. Yeah. So that we can break the glass ceiling in the cryptid community. This is the smartest day of our lives.

It's insane. Here's the real. I want to take my top off right now. I feel so good. Yeah. Just like the menonga. I want to take my whole top off. I feel so good about this.

I feel great right now. I never feel good in the morning. I never feel good. I really feel good. I never feel good in the morning. And I feel like we're recording this in the afternoon. And I'm like. And on 9-11.

And on 9-11. Magical day. Just I feel so good. It feels so good right now. We're probably the best anyone's ever felt on it. I remember one that. fucking thing went viral about the, uh, the, when John Sina announced that they killed Osama bin Laden. And we like, no, no, but like, but like that went so viral. And the amount of hate we got from, like, it just got on the wrong.

Yeah, we, we commented on, we had never seen the video of John Sina. Yeah. announcing that they caught Osama bin Laden at the W.W.E. Which was objectively wild. It's a crazy thing. He announced it before the president. He announced it before the president. That's insane. Like, that's just like, You have to say that's insane. And then so many people were like, he is a true American and fuck you, girls, you're mid. Yeah. It got onto the wrong algorithm and the amount of people commenting stuff for like truly months that was like, oh, so you girls love Osama bin Laden? I was like, no. It's like, how is that the takeaway?

Like, okay, mid girls liking Osama. Classic mid girls. Someone literally was like, I don't even know if this is funny to repeat. But someone was like, I hope ice comes in. and drags these girls out while they're fucking screaming. Like, what? And it's also like, what on earth? Like, such a wrong part of the internet.

Yeah. A part of the internet, I never want to be apart of it. Yeah, I know, I've never. And it's also like, I will, no, no, sorry. Oh, I was just going to say like, yeah, I'm like, like, it's not only that like people are saying such stupid stuff, but like the sentences are so stupid that I'm like, are you real? Or are you a bot dead internet theory? I will, I will say that we do.

did, though, have an experience right after that video came out where we were at a restaurant and a bus boy came up to us and was like, hey, guys, I just want to let you know. I do agree with you on the WW thing. He was like, I do think it's weird. I'm a big WWI fan. And I also think it's weird. Just want to let you know. Yeah. So, and I was like, man, thank you for saying that. He was like, I like, I like wrestling. I also think that was weird just contextually. And it's also like it's not like we're saying like that was so awful. No, I was just like it's odd. We're literally being like, what? Yeah, it's just odd. It's just one of those madlibs things that happens sometimes where you're like, what? Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, my God. We did nothing the fuck wrong. And so many people kept messaging me and being like, you have no respect for the Marines because John Sina was a Marine. And I believe I looked it up and no, he was not. He was in a movie called the Marine. He played a Marine. Awesome.

Yeah, people were like, John Sina. is our finest Marine. Dude. You're mid and John Sina is our finest Marine. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Also like, mid is not horrible. That is another thing I was just about to say. I'm actually kind of okay with being called mid. No, like the amount of times we got called mid. Yeah. Like a month, like within a death threat. And it's like. Honey, I think of myself so low.

Mid is fine. I can roast my physical appearance so specifically. And the fact that you think I'm mid and you want me to kill myself, you hate me that bad. But you still can't admit I'm fully ugly. Like you're like, you're like, I hate you. I want you to die. Would, kind of if I was drunk. Crazy.

It's like, just don't put that part or make it a real insult because then I'll feel bad. But I'm just like, it is really insane to be like, oh, hate you, mid. It's like, or you could just say ugly. I fucking despise you. Mediocre. And it's like, okay, very strong sentiment and then like something so much. It is so funny. It's so strange.

It's so awesome. So, yeah, never get on the WWE. Side of the internet. No, it's just not a good place to be. We've been there. It's not good. I kind of think we can't top that because that was my favorite news about this cryptid. Can you guys let us know if you would buy a coffee table book about female cryptids that are all made up by us?

Because I actually genuinely want to do this. Oh, yeah. I would love to do that. We can write some new ones. Does anybody have a book connect? Yeah. You guys have books? Do you guys know how to read?

You guys know how to read? No one in this room knows how to read. Oh, I was asking the audience at home, so I was expecting no answer because I was doing like a door the explorer. Oh, sure, sure. Okay, so Swiper, no swiping. Yeah. Do you know that I was fucking terrified of Swiper when I was a kid? I would like, I kind of think I did know this.

I would have panic attacks when Swiper would come on. Yes, I did know this. Because the thing that scared me so bad. So you're afraid of petty theft. Because they keep screaming no at him and he keeps coming towards them. Oh, so you're afraid of boundaries being? Yes. And I was like that's, even though he's like, it's like nothing terrible is happening,

it was the most like earth shatteringly like full body. It's chilling. Fear when I was like three of just like they're saying stop and he's not stopping. It's chilling and it's also a good sign of having good parents who taught you about boundaries at an early age. They said if you say no, the other person should not do it. Do you know what my... I just remembered this the other day because we were looking through a bunch of...

Did your brother propose? I don't know yet. I'm checking his location. We'll probably cut that. Unless he proposes... Yeah. In theory. On 9-11.

Yeah, right. Never forget. Because he has a photographer today. Yeah, the photographer rescheduled and was like, I can do 9-11 and he was like, awesome. Right, because you'll never forget that day. Yeah, absolutely. We will let you know if that can be kept in.

Yeah. When I was growing up, I remembered this recently. My favorite game to play with my mom was called... This is so weird that I'm admitting all of this out loud. I kind of think you've told me that. It was called Gaston. Yes. And the game was...

Yeah. My mom was Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Yes. And I was myself. Mm-hmm. And it would be us driving in the car. And I would be like, can we play Gaston? and my mom would, in a gas-on voice, essentially, and this was the game I wanted to play.

Yeah. Essentially hit on me. Yeah. And be like, oh, Olivia, you're sorry. Like, you know, do the thing that he does to Bell. Yeah. And then my part of the game is I would reject him. Yeah.

And that was the game. Yeah, yeah. And we did that. It was my favorite game. We did it all the fucking time. But you know what? As someone who spends a lot of time with children, not in a weird capacity, I would say that I do think that that is actually very healthy. great game. Yes, and it's very healthy because like what you're saying is you're like,

I want to be appreciated for who I am. But I don't need to go for it just because you like me. Yeah. I can think about what I want to. That's a great game for little girls. And I would tell her him off. Yeah. Like I would be like, you're a bad guy. You're not sensitive. You're not nice to animals. I care about people. I don't care what they look like. I care about who they are on the the inside. This is a great. And I'm like doing that as a child. And then my mom's like, awesome. And I'm like, okay, do it again. Hit on me. No, I think this is a good game and I think we should be playing it with more young girls. We should be playing it with more adults too.

Like, I think let's play that game with more adults. I agree. Yeah, I think that's an excellent game. Yeah, it's so good. If you have a child at home, play guest on them. Don't do it because you pitching the game to them is so bad. Yeah, actually, they have to pitch the game to you. It's only okay because I came up with it.

They have to pitch the game to you. So if you kind of let them, you can soft launch the idea of the game guest on. And then if they're like, that sounds interesting to me. That sounds interesting to me. person playing the game has to be like actively romantically courting the other person's the intention of getting rejected the adult can't pitch it but if a child is like that sounds kind of interesting to me I'd be into that kind of game yeah it's like fine friends could play it very easily friends can play friends then there's no there's no and then it's just friends at school friends at school

who's guest on who's guest on today yeah instead of who's it it's it's who's guest on and you mean to get on all your friend group it's like tag you run from gaston while going no I actually don't care that much about looks. It's on the inside that counts. It's look on the inside and you're not a very nice person. Yeah, that's a great game. I'm fine being alone. Yeah. It's a really good game. I actually love that game. Guys, thank you so much for being here. What a silly app. If you would like to see more silly, silly things, we answer questions. We do movie nights. We have full uncut episodes with extended little bits. We do more guess who games. We have like all sorts of fun stuff on our Patreon. Go check it out. It's only $5 a month.

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