Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Kassem G Teaches Us About Cryptids
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What's Bigfoot language?
It's a series of clicks and...
Yeah, that's awesome.
Whips.
Tree knocks.
Yeah.
That's...
Explain what a tree knock is.
Yeah, we just knock on a tree.
See, now I feel like you're making fun of this.
We're taking this very seriously.
Kind of like a...
Wow.
Yeah.
That was like one of the first things that we were taught were vocalizations.
Sasquatch vocalization.
Yeah, do you want to do one?
Are they coming?
If you missed the last live show, you can totally come see this one.
We are doing Sid and Olivia Talk Shit live in Los Angeles at the Dynasty Typewriter.
It's going to be live and live stream.
So if you're not in Los Angeles, you can still see it.
It's going to be June 5th, Friday, June 5th at 7 p.m.
And our special guest is Miles Bon Senore.
He's the perfect person.
Wow.
We are lucky.
We are so lucky.
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It's going to be a really fun time.
And we hope to see you all there.
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Welcome to the big bad podcast at you.
I'm the Sudwin.
I'm the Olivia one.
We're doing something a little bit different, which is our producers have asked us to do a performance review of how the podcast has been going so far.
And we decided to do it on camera.
Yeah, this is super normal.
You're our producers.
Yeah.
Cass and John.
You want to say hi?
Hi, guys.
Great to be on the pod.
Thought we'd...
That's gorgeous.
I thought we'd take this time to do a performance.
review because certain things are dragging down the pod potentially sound effects.
Right. And we want to talk about how to. And maybe like Olivia. Yeah. I want to go over. We don't
generally get to do this because we're always busy shooting. Yeah. You guys are very busy people.
Are you going to think so maybe I thought we could just take this time, make a pot out of it. Yeah.
over some of the things you guys are doing well.
Absolutely.
You're maybe not doing so well.
Absolutely.
When you were on a YouTuber,
did you do this for yourself?
Like performance reviews for yourself?
Did you sit in both chairs?
Did you go back and forth between both chairs?
Did you sit in one chair as the reviewer and one chair as Kass M.G?
It seems like it would be really hard to do.
Especially if you're doing that alone and there's no one else there,
it would feel almost like,
like you're having an episode.
Yeah.
Do you get recognized in public a lot?
Not really anymore.
Really?
That's kind of great.
Yeah.
Me and John would get recognized all the time together.
John's awesome.
Yeah, I was like the indicator.
Like if they kind of knew that they were kind of recognized it.
Right.
And then they saw him.
They were like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because we were like two peas in a pot.
Yeah.
What's that like?
I mean.
Close.
You guys get it.
But like we were not, we didn't go to high school together.
So our friendship formed over like.
He bought me,
Domino's the first time I ever worked for him.
Yeah, that's everything.
Yeah, I was editing.
You got to take care of your buddies.
Yeah.
You got to take care of your buddies.
You got to take care of your buddies.
You got to take care of your buddies.
And so we forged a very quick friendship in a very intense period early YouTube
and we became fast friends fast.
And we ended up doing almost every YouTube video that ever went on my channel was either
shot by John or Star John.
That's gorgeous.
And I think there was a time where he eclipsed me.
as like who people wanted to see more.
And I love that.
That's amazing.
That's what's up.
So we're going to start with maybe.
You were like a big YouTube deal.
There was a short period, the short window.
Top 10.
I think it was like top 10.
It might have been top 20.
I'm going to say it's top 10.
You can say top 10.
I'm going to say it's top 10.
Do you remember how many subscribers you had?
Did you have a gold play button?
I had the original play button,
which is like, it's still have it.
I've never mounted it or put it on the wall.
It's in a box, but it was.
Can I have it?
Can I have it?
You can't have it because you haven't earned it.
But has your name on it?
It has my name on it.
But it's not on your wall.
No.
Can I have it?
You can't have it.
I do think that it might be sentimental to me.
Okay.
Keep it because I...
Weird.
We worked hard for it at the time.
But Sid can't have it?
Sid can't have it.
Okay.
Because you guys, let me check your subscribers.
This is kind of what I wanted to talk to you guys about.
You guys are at 627,000.
I think you could get to that million.
You do get a nice million subscriber plaque.
That's nice.
If you get there.
And then Sid could have that.
Sid, you could have that.
And then they charge you because you need to charge you for an extra one because you'd probably
want one.
I would.
I'd pretend that I wouldn't, but I probably would.
It'll be smaller than yours.
They don't make them.
They spent a lot of money.
It's because it's got glass and then it was behind the glass.
It was set like a big gold play button and then your name's actually like engraved on the bottom.
And the biggest thing you guys were getting famous for was for Krypton's.
I think you're trying to say cryptids and we did a lot of cryptid videos.
We did a lot of man on the street interviews and then we started doing cryptid videos where we would go on the road.
Yeah, did you interview cryptids on the street?
We tried to.
Did you ask them like what their sexual preference?
are? No, see, because it sounds like you guys are
kind of taking a piss a little bit. About what? We did
about cryptids because we do take it pretty seriously. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What defines
a cryptid? Yeah, can we go through a list of cryptids? Can we do a performance review on
cryptids? Yeah. Well, I can take two seconds and then we'll have to get that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
for sure, for sure. Because we, this is really about you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
List of cryptids.
Let me just show you like a chart. Here's a chart.
Well, fun.
Okay, this is, this is, oh my God, the Flatwoods monster.
Wait, tag yourself.
Wait, the main rouse?
Wait, what's that?
Oh, the main.
I think it's rouge.
Rouge.
Oh, it's a G, you guys, I'm wearing the wrong prescription contact lens.
It's okay.
Wait, the lizard man of Or Swam?
My optometrist upset me.
So now I don't really want to go back there.
Oh, okay.
What did he do to say?
he said that I had a lazy eyelid
and then he said it's very lazy.
He said you had two. And then he said you have two lazy
eyelids and he said most people don't get them
until they're very old but for you
the aging process has just
started quickly. Wow.
And then he said you're going to have to get those
fixed one day when your eyelids go past
your pupils and you can't see.
What? How do you fix it?
Bluff.
Huh? What is that?
A bleferplasty.
As a procedure.
A blef or blephly.
And when you're doing it, you're a really
like blinking heart.
Yeah.
Blavroplasty.
And they take your eyelids, they put it in the back of your head.
Okay.
So can we, so can we zoom in?
Can we zoom in on these?
We can zoom in.
Just remember we probably shouldn't spend too much time on this.
Right.
Okay.
So here's the thought, right?
I'm going to go through the ones I know.
Okay.
Let me find a better.
Because wait, that one with the skull for the head.
That one, the Wendigo.
What is that?
Yeah.
That's a love island?
Yeah.
A Wendigo.
The Wendigo.
That's me.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen?
Did you see the movie the ritual?
It's kind of a horror movie.
It's sort of like a, it's an Icelandic or Nordic, Nordic, cryptid.
And it is of the woods.
It's got like a bone skull head.
That's the coolest.
And it eats like people and children.
Yeah, that makes sense.
And what, like, how does it know the kids and animals and stuff are there if it doesn't have eyes?
It feels dread.
It feels dread.
You can sense the dread.
Oh, my God.
And it always knows where you're going to be.
That's so many.
So it's in the northern U.S. in Canada.
Wait, I love this one.
Because the thing is, I know some cryptids, right?
I know the chupacabra.
I know.
Personally?
Yeah.
I know, obviously, like, there's the Loch Ness monster.
There's the Moth Man.
There's...
And there's this Love Island Frogman.
Oh, yeah.
The Loveland Frogman.
The Love Island Frogman, the Love Island, Ohio.
That just looks like Bigfoot.
Thunderbird.
Mothman.
Jersey devil, yeah, we fuck with the Jersey Devil, of course.
So, wait, which ones did you guys find?
Yeah.
Which ones did you guys do research on?
We didn't find any per se, but we did talk to a lot of people that had encounters.
Okay.
And, you know, we believe them for the most part.
We did a big, we did a whole special on Bigfoot, which we talked about.
Yes.
Yes.
And Bigfoot is a woman and she's got body, yadi, yadi.
Yes.
Bigfoot is a woman and she's got body.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's got body.
She's got danglers.
Yeah, we love her.
She's got the heavies.
Yeah.
And there is a documentary coming out that's supposed to, they are saying is debunking the whole thing.
Oh.
Debunking that Bigfoot has heavies?
That that particular, no, no, we know she, I know she has heavies.
Right.
But that video, the Patterson Gimlin footage that you always see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the famous.
Yeah.
They're saying it was a guy in a suit.
His name's Bob Harmonious.
And they say it was a guy.
Sorry, his name is Bob Harmonious.
I don't think it could be a guy.
I think it's a woman who's stacked and looking back at it.
That's what I think.
Which is Bigfoot.
Which is Bigfoot.
And Bigfoot, by the way, I know a lot of people go, oh, it's just a made-up thing.
These creatures existed.
They were called Gigantopithecus.
They were part of the, like, I don't know what sort of epoch they lived in, but there was
eight to ten-foot primates that roamed a land.
Awesome.
And it's not crazy to think that they survived.
Have you guys been to the?
the Pacific Northwest.
Yes, I love it.
You know how thick and how long it goes for?
It's not crazy to think that.
Even with a plane overhead, you can't see through the trees.
No, and we actually talked to a guy, and then we'll get back to your analytics, but we talked
to the guy that was in charge of the Falcon Project.
What was that about?
They're using a blimp to do a low altitude surveillance with very little noise, but also
use infrared cameras.
Oh, yeah, because I was going to say, how can you look through the trees if you're
blim.
Heat signatures.
Thermal imaging in limp
overhead to capture heat
signatures of apes.
And did they find Bigfoot that way?
No. He couldn't get it off the ground
significantly or literally.
He did ask me for five grand.
That's good. That's always, that's good.
It's always a little bit of a put off.
I think you got to start any conversation
by asking someone for five grand.
So these are just North American cryptids.
I have a question about this one that has
Underbird?
No, if you go down a little bit.
This one, the main rouge, which I was trying to say earlier, is that his butt crack?
Or is that a coat?
I think that's a coat.
I think what you also have to realize, and please, if we get two of the weeds of this stuff, please put me back.
Totally.
But a lot of these could just be variations of the same thing.
But you also have to take into account Skinwalkers.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
And what do you know about Skinwalk?
Well, I am a big Ghost Adventures guy because my family and I would kind of joke watch Ghost
adventures from when I was 12 and now it's like our thing and there's so many skin walker moments there's
skinwalker canyon there's there there's so many skin walker so skin walker ranch there's skinwalker ranch
there's so skin walker yeah right skin walker is a witch who uses dark magic is it a it's a indigenous
it's a native american yeah it is it is indigenous who uses dark magic to transform in
into usually some sort of an animal like a wolf or a coyote.
Yeah.
That transforms into a person.
A werewolf.
Yeah, essentially a werewolf.
But I think the difference between a regular werewolf and a skinwalker besides the sort of spiritual
aspects of it is that with a skinwalker, there's a witch conjuring a skinwalker somewhere
using like ritualistic stuff like like bones, animal bones and different things and doing a spell.
conjures a skinwalker, and then the skin walker is sort of like this spirit that can turn from a human to a coyote or something.
And if you're driving down the desert in like a skinwalker heavy territory and you see like a coyote running after your car and then it like suddenly turns into a guy running after your car, that's probably a skin walker.
My favorite ghost adventures moment ever is when there is a Native American guy talking to Zach Began's the host of ghost adventures and they're about to go into skinwalker.
Canyon and they're asking him, you know, like, what are all your thoughts? They're asking for,
like, blessings, you know, before they go in. And the guy says something to the effect of like,
yeah, no, you know, I think, you know, the Skinwalker preys on fear, it preys on vulnerability.
And I think that you'll be fine because you don't, you know, you don't actually believe in the
skinwalker. And Zach goes, well, no, I do believe in the Skinwalker. And he goes, no, you don't
believe in the Skinwalker because if you believed in the Skinwalker, you wouldn't be going to Skinwalker Canyon.
Wow.
And I'm like, put that on a t-shirt right away, right away.
Me and John loved ghost adventures.
We're big fans of Zach Bagan and the crew.
Oh, yeah.
And Aaron Goodwin.
When we went, we wore the same like Ed Hardy.
You got a all-black velvet hat.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Because we thought that was part of the uniform of a ghost hunt.
Was to have the infliction shirts.
So these skin walkers, could it be anyone around?
Generally, so what she said,
totally a version of what Skinwalkers are. Some people believe they're coming in from another
dimension, like they'll portal link.
So this place in Utah, in the Uenta Basin is called Skinwalker Rand. It's probably the most
investigated piece of land ever. Yeah. So it was owned by a family. Family sold it to this guy
who's a billionaire rocket. He has a aerospace company. His name's Robert Bigelow. Robert
Bigelah who became a billionaire doing rocket stuff, bought this Skinwalker ranch from this family
because the family was seeing were seeing werewolves.
Mm-hmm.
We were seeing all kinds of things.
Were they seeing dogmen?
Dogmen?
Because dogmen's a thing too.
Dogmen's one of my personal favorites.
Okay, we got to get into dogmen later.
What are dogmen?
Well, we got to get it.
Okay.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah.
We'll get back to your numbers.
Yeah.
Dog men are essentially werewolves.
Yeah.
They are also seen much like Bigfoot are seen, but the thing is they're more aggressive.
and they're more dangerous than Bigfoot.
A lot of times when people have Bigfoot encounters,
it's like he saw me, I saw him, and then...
We both went our separate ways.
But that's not a very man thing to do.
To run from a Bigfoot?
Yeah.
And so like a dog man would definitely have the man instinct of like,
let me just like, let me out him.
Right.
See what you're saying.
Like Dogman is giving scrappy do.
A Bigfoot is giving stacked queen.
Yes.
A dog man could be like a stalker that won't leave you alone.
Yeah.
That also wants to eat your chickens.
Right. He's got that dog in him and he's got that man in him.
He's got that fight in him. Right.
And generally dogmen are seen before pretty terrifying encounters.
There's less...
Before?
Yeah.
So they're the opener.
They, yeah. Sometimes it starts with a dog man and then before you know it, you've got some crazy other skin walkers portrolling in.
Portling in.
By the way, aliens and Bigfoot sort of go together like tea and crumpets?
I thought you were going to say TNA.
Like tits and ass.
Like TNA.
Yeah.
But that's a whole thing.
Okay.
And like we can.
I do want to get into it.
We can do that on another pod.
But we should get into like sort of how you guys are doing.
Okay.
Can we see a picture of a dog man?
Yeah.
I actually.
Yeah, I can show you a picture.
Dog man real fast.
Yeah.
Have these been actually seen?
Yeah.
They're, they have been.
Nope.
So that's so that's not it.
So that's.
So he's kind of like a police officer dog cartoon?
This is actually a comic book that's been turned into an animated movie.
And is it bad that it's called the same thing as like a vicious creature that causes atrocities?
No, that's different.
Okay, yeah, that's a dog man.
Yeah.
You know, like something like this.
Human body.
Yeah.
But wolf had huge long arms with claws at the end.
Yeah.
Always appears this way or sometimes he's human because he's a werewolf.
I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, where it's not a werewolf is it's typically not a guy who transform.
Yeah.
When there's a full moon.
Like a skinwalker can transform into a human looking skinwalker.
Like, it can disguise itself as a human, but it's not, it's not like a human guy.
It's, I mean, I guess there's a human conjuring it unless you believe the portal theory.
Okay, love him.
Right.
Uh, absolutely.
Yeah.
So, so typically dog men are, um, if you see one, it starts with the red eye.
eyes. Bigfoot can have red eyes as well. They've been known to have sort of illuminated eyes,
but dogmen will stalk you, whereas Bigfoot are curious. So will regular men. And if they're hungry,
or if you're really invading their space, or threatening their family. If you threaten a Bigfoot's
family? If you threaten a group of Bigfoot. Right. And they do travel in family units. Oh,
interesting. Yeah, there's generally an alpha and then the- And a beta and an Omega. Well, I don't know if there's-
Do they podcast?
Is that below?
That's the top.
I don't know.
There's the dad, mom, and the kids.
That's like a nice family.
And juvenile.
Very 1950s.
They can get up to like seven, eight feet, a juvenile.
There is a story, a famous call on a podcast called Sasquatch Encounters where this guy
sees what is a juvenile big foot, but he can't stop staring at her tits.
I'm sorry, her boobs.
And he's very, like, sexually attracted to her.
But, like, she's also a pretty seven years old.
Oh, no.
He's eight feet tall, so he's confused and he's feeling all these things.
Right, and he shouldn't be confused because you can't fuck a Bigfoot no matter what.
You shouldn't.
And you definitely shouldn't fucking underage Bigfoot.
What is this story?
He's confused because he's like, I'm attracted to her, but she's a seven-year-old Bigfoot.
I know.
And it was tougher because...
That's what so many rock songs are about in the seven years.
Yes.
Seriously.
That's how rock was in.
Seriously.
These Bigfoot, they would come to this woman's house in the woods and she would play SpongeBob on a TV in the back yard.
And this guy ended up driving.
by and he he saw one of the juveniles, a small one caught in a tree and he helped it. And the woman's like,
thank you for helping my friend and his kid. I'll show you. I'll let you meet the rest of the
family. So she brought him back to her house. She's like, watch this. She turns on SpongeBob on a TV and all
these eyes light up in the, in the backyard in the woods. And then they all come forward and they love
SpongeBob. Bigfoot loves SpongeBob. Well, those big, those big.
It's not Big Feet.
Sorry.
It's Bigfoot.
That's plural and singular.
Oh, wow.
They all came out to watch SpongeBob and the one that was seven years old, but she was a juvenile.
She already had like some heavies.
Right.
He was very much attracted to.
Right.
Well, because it's seven in Bigfoot years.
I don't know.
Seven.
The idea of like the idea of a Nickelodeon executive finding out that some of the
audience for SpongeBob are Bigfoot children.
They're like, we need to make gear this more towards like the Bigfoot audience.
It's testing really well with.
Bigfoot.
With Bigfoot.
They just start putting like piles of intestine broad.
Yeah.
In this episode, the crabby paddy secret formula is intestin.
And then SpongeBob goes missing and no one can find him.
Well, they see this photo.
That's so funny that you say that because there is a book and a series now called Missing 411.
And this David Pilates.
You are making these names up.
It is.
It sounds like.
What was the other one?
Bob spectacular or something?
It's a spectacular.
Who was?
Bob Harmonious.
Palladis.
I'm going to say it wrong.
Dave Pilates, Bob Harmonious.
He's called Missing 4-11 and it is
just missing person stories in the woods
from hikers and kids.
Sometimes a kid will just go missing.
You're out camping and plenty
of times your kid will just be gone.
They'll find them days later
at the top of a mountain with no shoes.
Right.
A lot of.
of the time. This will just go down.
Sometimes at Bigfoot's, they see the kids and then they go, oh, I want to take care of it.
That's nice.
For other reason.
So Bigfoot can be good. And sometimes they can eat a kid.
I think that they are scared of us because they know we have weapons.
They know what guns are.
I'm scared of us.
I'm scared of people.
It's confirmed because when hunters are the ones in the woods more than we are.
They're seeing that.
They're seeing.
And sometimes they'll take the kills.
Like if a hunter shoots a deer.
Yeah.
Yep.
That's why you also don't see a lot of, we don't really find a lot of bigfoot carcasses
because they bury their own dead.
Whoa.
If they get it, they encounter a hunter in the wild, like you would assume that the corpse
would be there, you could find it.
They collect them, take them back to.
So if a hunter kills a big foot, the other bigfoot's take the big foot away.
So there's a bigfoot graveyard somewhere.
Whoa, that's my band.
I think each family buries are dead in their own places, much like how we have cemeteries.
language do you think the tombstones are in?
I don't know if they do tombstones, but they do have a language.
It's more like fallen trees now.
What's Bigfoot language?
It's a series of clicks and, whoops.
Tree knocks.
Yeah.
Explain what a tree knock on a tree.
Yeah, we just knock on a tree.
See, now I feel like you're making fun of them.
We're taking this very seriously.
Kind of like a, wow.
Yeah, that was like one of the first things that we were taught were vocalizations.
Sasquatch vocalizations.
want to do one?
Are they coming?
Well, what would happen is, you would either hear one echo.
You've been so quiet most of this time.
Yeah.
And then being like, I got this.
It was really good.
It was really good.
He was really good at John.
He's always so good at those.
You're so good at it.
When we would go out, I would pair John up with my brother because they were the two
scaredest.
Very ghost adventures of you.
And where do you think we learned it from?
And back, they would be back to back and all they'd have is radios.
Yeah.
We'd just every once in a while get a call from John or my brother Omar.
And it would just be like, we just heard something in the bush next to us.
We think there's something there.
Or it'll be like, there's a light of the sky.
This is when I'll see that.
And it was them checking in, but they were the most scared.
Wow.
I mean, most of the time spent squatty or squatching.
right?
Yeah.
It's like you,
is sitting in a dark,
you're staring.
Yeah.
Can you tell us,
technical term for it?
Squatching.
Yeah,
and when do you normally go out squatching?
The witching hour,
of course.
What's the witching hour?
Yeah.
12.
I mean,
it's 2 a.m.
between 6 a.m.
and 6 a.
But we go out before that,
like 11 p.m.
2.
When?
It generally ends around 4.
Yeah.
They are nocturnal.
Right.
But that doesn't mean
they're not awake during the day.
Doesn't it kind of,
yes?
Okay, well, by definition, I think your small brain, I think that way.
Some of them have insomnia.
Some of them have insomnia.
Like you.
Yeah.
Are up at all hours.
The moments they screwed up.
100%.
Like, oh, I missed breaking that deer's neck.
Yes, pacing around in the daylight.
Just about that.
They're very anxious.
Absolutely.
And wouldn't you be, if you were constantly, your life was being threatened because
everyone of this one race was searching for you?
I'm literally so socially anxious because I'd also be like, once they find me,
they'll realize I'm not that great.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
They'll find me and I'll be like, okay, guys, hi.
And they'll be like, eh.
Wow.
If I were wasted energy.
I would be so self-conscious.
I wish we could just tell them we think, we already think you're so special.
Yeah, you just have to be yourself.
Just be yourself.
Everybody else is already taken.
Oh my God.
They probably just don't think they're smart enough.
Yeah, or special enough or talented enough.
They just need to be themselves.
Yeah.
So true.
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Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
Now, I have a question about the Wendeko.
The Wendigo.
The Wendigo.
Can we learn about him?
because I'm developing a hard and fast crush on him.
And I don't know if you guys have any specifics about this guy,
but I just saw him and I was like, yeah, he's fine.
Yeah, the one ago, I've actually seen take, and again,
we'll just real quick and we'll get back.
Yeah, of course.
But I've seen it take all kinds of shapes.
Really?
Sizes and, you know.
He's a malevolent cannibalistic spirit or monster,
particularly in the Great Lakes in Canada.
Oh, he embodies insatiable greed, selfish consumption.
and winter famine often depicted as a gaunt giant creature with icy skin, sharp claws, a heart of ice, representing the consequences of cannibalism.
That's why you don't do that.
Wait, can you?
Because you will get eaten by a...
Did you look up the pictures of him?
The idea is if you do cannibalism, this guy will eat the person who did the cannibalism?
Oh, I always thought it was maybe they would eat the person eating the person.
Yeah.
Yeah, they eat cannibal.
who's eating the person.
Yes.
So it's like a person, like for example.
Oh my God.
You eat me and then the Wendigo eats you.
And then he's like, okay, wait a second.
I'm eating.
You guys, this is the inspiration behind yellow jackets.
Is it really?
A hundred percent.
No, but there's like a dark spirit of the forest.
Is that a dick?
Hold on.
Zooming.
It kind of looks like it kind of looks like a.
The Laura Ab.
Yeah, lower ab.
Maybe like a scab or something.
Oh, maybe I've been, probably just a scab.
You can kind of see the underneath.
It's like, it looks like a head to me, like a penis head.
It's like an undead.
Yellow Jackets is a show about cannibalism, and there's a spirit in the forest that make the girls eat each other.
Oh, yeah.
And then they keep cutting to imagery of the, of those horns.
There you go.
And I'm like, like, like.
This is connected for you.
I'm like losing my shit right now.
Yeah, Wendigows are fucking sick.
But the idea that the Wendigo is forcing them to eat each other is very yellow.
Yellow Jacket specific. In the actual lore, the Wendigo is a consequence, correct?
Stand by. Let me get some clarity here. I don't really know. Me and John have never hunted
for Wendigo. And I don't think we would if given the... No, I wouldn't. Well, you've never eaten
anyway. Okay, I see what's going on here. It embodies insatiable greed, suffice consumption.
It's a warning. It represent representing the consequences of cannibalism. It's a cautionary tale to
promote ethical sharing food preservation and warn against selfish destructive behavior during
harsh winters, which is what I'm always doing during harsh winters. Oh, so the idea is if you are a
cannibal, you're going to be like me. Or a spiritual warning. Like it's like when, um, when people go to
middle schools and do like a dare thing. Yes. Like guys, I used to do drugs and don't. Oh my God. If we did,
if the Wendigo did dare shows in schools in schools. Don't do cannibalism because let me
Okay, harsh winters are coming.
Don't do cannibalism.
Wait, can you go down to depiction in folklore?
Because I do want to know what his actions are, right?
Yeah, I always want to know what his actions are.
Because they always say, if you want to know a man, listen to what he says.
Listen to his action.
Listen to his actions.
Listen to them.
Don't watch them.
Yeah, so it preys on travelers.
Oh, individuals who are too selfish and greedy can be possessed by the spirit of the
Windigo, transforming them into a man-eating monster.
Okay, so that also is very yellow jackets.
We're learning about when to go too.
I love that.
Our experience sort of lies in Bigfoot.
And the spiritual.
In the spiritual and then also like UFO aliens.
Right.
Can you guys talk to us a little bit about how Bigfoot and aliens go together like titties and ass?
Yeah, for sure.
And just real fast.
Yeah.
Because I think we're running out of time and we haven't even taken a minute to go over your.
No, totally.
And we'll just do this first.
That's good.
A lot of people believe that aliens are the grays.
Maybe perhaps the Nordics are using Sasquatch.
The Nordics?
Yeah, the Nordics.
People believe that aliens or like Nordics as in people?
Some people believe that a race of aliens are very tall, white.
Hence why we call them Nordic.
They look like Thor.
Wow.
You know.
Okay, so the Nordics is a type of alien.
Yes.
Okay, no mind.
Just like the reptilians are, just like the greys are.
Okay.
Like the Pleadians.
I mean, there's all.
Okay, totally.
I have a whole book that has a whole, all the aliens.
That's gorgeous.
I should have brought it in.
I didn't know we'd be getting into this.
I feel sort of unprepared.
This is a lot of information.
No, this is great.
This is all we need.
It's just our performance review.
Yeah, this is just our performance review.
Yeah.
And by the way.
Yeah.
A lot to talk about there.
Yes, for sure, for sure.
The aliens are bringing Sasquatches down as sort of their representatives on this, on this world.
So the Sasquatches come from.
outer space or another dimension right and they're sort of dropping them off as like their um scouts
or um sure oh my god their ambassadors you know surely temple was an ambassador to where
to the nordics she was to the grays she was an ambassador to the grays she was an ambassador to the
portals or they can be some yeah they could phase in and phase out so i have a i have a question so the
The theory that Sasquatch are, what was the ancient species of?
Gigantopithecus.
Gigantopithecus.
That's more of an evolutionary sort of theory where it makes more sense rooted in our evolution.
Yes, yes, yes.
Whereas.
And what we call this is the woo, the woo-woo.
People think that Sasquatch, it could be a.
Intergalactic moment.
Yes, interdimensional or a species developed by a type of alien, like a grayer.
And there's also a world where it could be both, where it could be a intergalactic, interdimensional species put on Earth long ago that then also was just here for a while.
Well, that's where the Nephilim in the Bible sort of comes from.
Okay, now I don't know the Bible. What's Nephilim?
Well, they say it's the angels coming down to earth to mate with the gorgeous human babes.
Okay. And their offspring were giants.
Oh, shit.
That's got to be painful for the gorgeous human babes.
I don't know.
I mean, I imagine there's, yeah.
Okay, so in, this is a biblical thing?
There is another theory that is, that this is a biblical,
where like, offshoots of the Nephilim, which were giants.
Okay.
That were made by angels coming down to earth and having sex with them.
Okay.
Looking at who they want to fuck.
Yeah.
And picking like Sydney sweet.
And the Greek gods and the Roman gods did that.
And then in Angel and Sweeney have a baby and it's a giant.
Yeah, Sydney Sweeney is going to have like an 18 foot tall, a hairy baby that's...
And then that's, they're going to leave it in the woods.
Yeah.
And then the baby turns into Bigfoot.
Mm-hmm.
Well, yes.
Yeah.
Everybody watch out for Sydney Sweeney.
Yeah.
I imagine if you were, because we were sort of like the theory is we were made in their image.
In Bigfoot's image?
Oh, in the...
Okay.
And so if we were to make today, we were to make another species that kind of looked like us but they were a little smaller.
Yeah, right.
We'd find some of those little guys hot.
Right.
Pigmies.
And pigmies.
I thought you said pick mes.
We'd find all the pick me ones hot.
I don't know, fuck a pig me.
But you'd find one of those little guys cute enough for you to be like, I'm not agreeing with the man upstairs.
I'm going down and partying because I'm a god to these people.
Right, right, right, right.
I'm going to go party with these little creations that I made.
And then what happens when you party?
You have a few too many.
You have to give birth.
Start flirt and you go, oh, this little pygmy is actually kind of stacked.
Yeah, yeah.
And you sleep with them.
And then what you end up giving birth to is something that's bigger than the pygmy.
But smaller than you.
Right.
No, and that's true.
And I guess I just wouldn't want to fuck something that small.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would have to be one of the pygmies in this story.
Like, if I was in, if I was a, if I was a,
a part of that story. I would either have to be one of the humans that fucked an angel or a god,
or I'd be one of the hybrids born from it, because I just don't know if I would be attracted to
something much smaller than me. You think it's something that's that small? I mean, it depends on how small
because there are like little people that I see all the time. There's like a couple on TikTok that's
absolutely. That's true. No, no, those are people. I'm talking about pygmies. Well, we're pig,
you say pygmy, you're referring to the size. Yes. Yeah. Aren't they like this big?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're fuckable.
Oh, I was thinking of them as like miniature wife.
No, no, no, I see what you mean.
No, that's way too small.
No, I could never do that.
I'm like, what, 4, 10 to 5 to?
Think of it as a little person.
That's fine.
Actually, now that I'm thinking of it as a little person.
I was thinking of it as like, honey, I shrunk the kids.
Because actually, I had a huge crush on Peter Dinklage for a while.
Yeah, how could you not?
So.
Got so much charisma.
I mean, dude, holy shit.
I mean, yeah, I would say that's totally doable.
Yeah.
I just thought you meant like, like,
No, no, now I see it.
We would.
We would have size a little person.
No, we would have size a little person.
Yeah.
I was thinking so much with the inner species of it all.
I just like it's sore a mermaid's real.
Mermaids is not something I believe in.
No.
They're just manatees.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, pirates hallucinating.
Have you ever seen a beluga whale from underneath?
No.
What?
Is it hot?
Now, yeah, where does the drowning in the siren song come in with mermaids?
Do you guys know about it?
about that shit or?
And also I'm kind of like, is it sexist
that you believe in Bigfoot but not in mermaids?
Well, Bigfoot's a woman.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Well, obviously.
Yeah.
It's empowering.
You believe Bigfoot's a woman.
Yes.
Yes.
If I can show you an image of a beluga whale.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
Whoa.
This is what.
Oh, it's sexy.
But also manatees.
Yeah.
Because manatees aren't too dissimilar.
This is, this is your
mermaid, guys. This is a...
That's a belittal whale from the... Wow.
Yeah, if you've been out in the ocean for a while,
it's scurvy, and you see that...
She's... Yeah, you would absolutely drown yourself
trying to fuck that thing.
She looks like a woman in a sleeping bag that's, like,
sort of like...
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, she's getting ready. Yeah. She looks amazing.
Oh, my God.
Her cheek is unreal.
It looks like her hand is, like, sort of like...
Yeah.
Well, she looks like her hands are two little flippers.
And you see the like, and Emma, you'll need to bleep this, but you see this sly here.
Is that all sloat?
That's like one of the little sluggiest suss.
But like, you know, fishermen, and you saw the movie, the lighthouse.
Ew.
We sort of have a thing where we want to fuck.
Yeah.
As long as the bottom half is kind of sht.
Right.
It can be fish, but the top half has to be woman.
Oh, you wouldn't go upsy-down seas.
You wouldn't go top half fish.
A 12 to six split.
A 12 to six split.
Does that make you a tit person over an ass person?
I mean, if you were to see my wife, you'd probably think that.
Yeah.
She's a busty gal.
But I would say, I like every piece.
Yeah.
I like personality.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm more of like a brain person.
Part person.
Okay.
So your last episode with Spencer was really.
That's cool.
That's good.
Can we look at the big list of a whale?
Yeah, for a second, and then we're running out of time.
Okay, so I see legs here.
Yes.
Yeah.
But then that would mean that the slit in between the legs, you're seeing that as the fuckable part.
Yeah.
I just see that as the thigh gap or like, you know, like some like leg, leg, uh, split it.
Can we go back to the big list of, of cryptids?
Because I'm really, I'm just, yeah, I want to see them all again.
Oh, there's dog man.
Classic dog man.
I think it might, oh, there it is.
Supernatural creatures and beasts.
Yeah, okay.
So I do have to ask.
Isn't that one just a dinosaur?
That's the Loch Ness Monster.
Somehow called Champ.
There's one in Lake Champlain, which is in the U.S.
Some people think that leftover pleasiosaurus from the Jurassic area.
That would make sense.
What do you mean leftover?
Like some that just like managed to survive the cataclysm, the asteroid that struck the earth,
because they were in water
and maybe they just went
deep enough to survive.
Is liaisal?
Similar to like alligators.
Similar to alligators.
You know how old alligators are.
They're at least from like the 80s.
They're old.
Wait.
Okay, hold on.
Kill fuck Mary.
Goatman.
Goatman.
The jackalope.
The snelly gaster.
What the fuck is the snotley gaster?
The hodag?
Or is that the no-dag?
Gotta be honest, there's so many that it's really hard to be an expert on.
No, I mean, but the whole point is learning, right?
In general, like learning and growing.
I think this is where schools, public school, like, doesn't show up for us.
Absolutely.
Take enough time to tell us about this stuff.
Absolutely.
Instead of cramming our heads with, like, math and history.
The Kirkland melon head.
This is history that we need to learn about.
Yeah.
Because what's more important than learning about where we came from and what other versions?
of us there are. Yeah, and who's in what makes all these guys tick. It's interesting because I have like
a harder time believing in these and an easier time believing in aliens. Well, aliens is the most,
I mean, we're right now in a Renaissance era of. Yeah, we really are. And if I can say so,
we're coming to a head. There's some. Yeah. Why don't you guys talk on aliens a little bit?
For a second and we'll get back. But as of right now and as of God, yesterday,
Not only is your government said that aliens exist.
Right.
Yeah.
They have recovered their craft.
Right.
The part that's most upsetting is that since the late 40s when Roswell happened in July, 1947, when we recover that craft.
And even earlier in 1933 in Magenta, Italy, we have reverse engineered what we call zero point energy.
And because of corporate greed and the folks that are.
are really running this country. And a lot of people will call them the Illuminati or the Bilderberg
group. But these guys have forced fossil fuels on us when we have reverse engineered zero point
energy. And what's crazy is that we could all be living in a zero emissions, no energy shortages.
Everyone would have food. Everyone would have clean water. But because if you guys wanted to
be billionaires and control everything, we are going to the pump to fill up with fuel.
We are voting in a two-party system when we don't want to.
We're doing all these things, but underneath it all is free energy, the knowledge that we're not the only ones here.
Yeah.
Because they've been here.
Well, and also just like, how could we be?
And they made us.
And they made us.
They made us.
Yeah.
I believe.
Yeah.
And again, we'll get right back to your.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
believe that we were genetically engineered by a race of, and a lot of people will call this the ancient astronaut theory.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A friend of my Georgia Suclos, aliens guy.
Yeah, the hair.
He believes because of all the depictions in every biblical story of every religion.
Every religion has a story about angels coming down from the sky, fiery orbs, imparting wisdom on us, the poor, idiot.
at little humans, that we were created in their image, and we are like a science experiment.
That's kind of awesome. That takes all the pressure off, does it not?
Yeah, because then we're just a big game of Sims.
Yeah.
To me, I'm like, the world is so insane. Every day is a mad lib. Why wouldn't some of this?
One of the lesser crazy things.
No, it makes me feel safer.
My president.
Jesus Christ.
On truth social.
And he said
you was going to wipe out an entire
race of people? Yeah. Yeah.
And if the aliens...
Okay. So maybe aliens exist.
No, this stuff makes more sense
to me than... But also, if the aliens are
keeping the human race in check,
I'm actually, I feel so much more relaxed.
Like, if we're a begonia-style science experiment
and it's like, God, this race,
this species is so self-destructive,
they can't stop killing themselves in each other.
And they literally find comfort in that, but also sleep with one eye open.
I always do.
Because there are multiple races of these aliens and some don't have our best interests at heart.
Yeah, that would make sense.
I wouldn't.
And some of the folks like Representative Timber Chet who have been debriefed on the full story says that if you knew, he just recently said this last week, he said, if you knew and heard what I heard, you would be awake all night and you would lose all hope in humanity.
that some of the realities
What if we're already there?
Yeah, or as a society,
I feel like we're getting close.
In my head when he says that,
I go, okay, we're being bred
for something.
A lot of people believe it's for our souls.
Whoa.
The cool part is maybe when we die,
our souls go somewhere else,
reincarnation booze.
But the other part is maybe when we die,
that's it.
And some alien takes our soul
because they've been growing us
and harvesting us
because they don't have souls of their own.
We are one of the only organisms and species that can grow a soul.
I think animals have souls personally.
And guess what?
We're animals.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the alien that gets my soul is going to have a wild fucking trip.
Yeah.
Whoever gets, it'll be like Adderall.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are, how are you feeling, John?
I feel pretty good.
I do like the soul, the soul thoughts because that kind of leads into ghosts and why.
we have ghosts in a spiritual realm.
Yeah.
I think that's uniquely human, spiritual, the spiritual realm.
Have you ever had an interaction with a ghost?
I have.
Yes, we've spoken to a ghost.
We've done it together.
Can you call me a chr-in?
No.
I'm sorry?
No.
John, what?
No.
We didn't lead with this?
Called me a worker, just a worker and not a dad, not a father.
I would assume that so many ghosts are racist because they're so old.
They're real.
Like, think of your grandpa or think of your,
your grandma and the things that they say.
So like, yeah, if you're getting like a Victorian child ghost, it's probably saying some shit
where it's like, dude, you cannot say.
Well, there's probably so many slave owner ghosts and shit.
Oh, okay, so we had a psychic with us.
She was a medium and she did take on and become possessed with an older.
Bethany.
It was a ghost named Bethany and she was from another era and she was asking John.
Early California, like 1920s.
She was from 1920s and she was asking John, she was calling him Chon, which was China
John. No. And she was like, where's your little hat? John? And she's talking about my triangle.
Wait a second. And this was just like a person that you like found. This is a psychic. And we're
sure it wasn't just the psychic being awful. Awful. Well, I mean, I didn't. There's always a pause about
that. Yeah. But no. Did you find this person on like Groupon? Where did you find this person? Oh,
I think it was. I thought it was Facebook. Are you okay. Craigslist?
You found you. You got Craigslist medium who was that extremely racist. You got hate crime by a ghost.
It was mostly more fascinating than trauma.
That's a great attitude.
Yeah.
And this is where we were drinking a lot and we smoked a lot of weed back then.
I love that.
And I just wanted to see where it went.
Yeah, so what was your conversation with the racist ghost like?
It was more her like yelling at me than the conversation.
And she didn't.
I just, I took it with open years and.
John, you were too good at the sport for this.
That's why John's the ultimate, ultimate person to be on any of these trips with this.
Just listen.
Nothing phases him.
And he internalizes and you don't get a reaction from him, but then he'll hit you like an hour later with some gem, some absolute like just a profound statement because his mind's always going.
And you guys know, you might look at him now.
You'd be like, this guy's not doing anything.
He's like, I've never had that thought of John.
He's like, what's wrong?
No.
A rat running on a little wheel in his head.
No, he's the glue.
He pulls everywhere together.
When he leaves the room, everyone starts.
Manning out.
Yeah.
Some people just look at him and they go, this guy is just a hollow.
There's nothing behind those eyes.
I've never thought that.
But what's really going on is that this guy's always thinking and he's always sharpening because
iron sharpens iron.
Also from the Bible.
You guys, what was that?
What does that mean?
I don't know the Bible.
You'll take your own medicine.
Yeah, that's fair.
Sometimes parables help us understand the world a little bit.
Oh, is that a parable?
Yeah.
Iron sharpens iron because when you're sharpening like an iron sword, you sharpens.
it on an iron block.
Exactly.
Yeah, because you can't sharpen iron with wood.
No, no, you can't.
What do you do?
What do you?
What you can't do that?
But you can't do that.
And he's not, there's nothing.
Cast no one thing.
And he's actually sharp as a tack.
As a diamond, which you can, you have to cut this guy.
He chooses to be friends with them.
And I choose to be friends with him.
Right.
And he would never wrong me.
Never.
But we do have to get back to your guys' analytics.
I have questions about that.
this dynamic.
Please.
There's nothing I would hide from him.
Are you good?
Are you good, John?
Yeah.
I never really take that much time to think about it.
I just keep on going.
He just keeps his head down.
We all need to be like you.
The guy keeps his head down and keeps him moving forward.
And I say, John, just stop when you need to stop.
I still can't get over the fact that the ghost called you that.
Yeah.
Her name was, by the way, you can look her up.
Our psychic's name was Maria Laguna Solis.
Yeah, that's awesome.
And she was fantastic.
Her husband's also Filipino.
She was fantastic.
Oh, no.
And how do I say it?
I don't want to say anything rude.
Yeah.
But I thought she was a little flirtatious.
Oh, I love that.
She was a little flirtatious, a little psychic.
Well, maybe that was the ghost.
That is kind of fun.
No one did anything appropriate.
No.
Had a part of her intestines removed?
Whoa.
Her intestines removed.
The ghost part?
No, it's just, you know, somebody had post-surgery that we were in a, we were in a van together
for a few days.
Yeah.
Yeah.
By the way,
it wasn't her saying that.
No,
I know,
but it technically was.
She was possessed.
I know,
but like she said...
She used as an instrument.
Like,
when you guys use your soundbox?
Yeah.
What was happening?
No, but I click the buttons
on the soundbox
and I'm in charge of what buttons I click.
So like...
But the soundbox says the stuff.
Yeah, but they have images
that say what's going to happen
in the same way that if I'm about to say something
in my mind, I can control that.
Well,
you've never been possessed by a racist ghost.
I'm worried about this, guys.
Yeah, I am...
The fact that you said you found her.
Did you feel threatened by or did you feel like she was?
No, not a no.
Not one bit.
You felt like the ghost was.
Not her.
I just felt like I was transported to a time where people thought this way.
Yeah.
That is so open-minded.
Like, why am I going to try to change that person?
That's so open-minded.
It's better to coexist and just try to understand.
Wow.
That way you can get more information without a lot of hostility.
I wish the racist ghost felt that way.
You are far too good.
Yeah.
And everyone.
You, you know what?
Whoever, whoever is made you as,
their experiment is going to get an A plus.
Wow.
In alien class.
What was the message from this ghost other than just being racist?
Was that it?
Just yelling?
Well, a lot of these ghosts are what we call in a loop or they're residual hauntings, which they are.
Residual energy, so it's not like actively.
This one was more of an active haunt because she was interacting.
Bethany was interacting with John.
She just kept out asking where my hat was.
Yeah.
Well, if you, back then when she lived, if you saw a person from China without their hat, it was.
Yeah, we were up in NorCal.
We're the early Asian Americans of America.
We're going on the railroad.
And she thought John was of the railroad.
And he didn't have his hat.
And she was like, oh, he must have lost his hat.
Subsequently, we were in the first two-story building in California ever.
Oh, wow.
In Volcano, California.
And John was so scared because it was Hanan.
We spent the night there.
John would not sleep with his door.
open. And he slept with his door open to a hotel, it's a hotel, by the way. Lights on in his room.
Door open because he was so scared. We were all spooked because we were using this device called an
eye ovulus that would just randomly say words. Yes. Yes. Yes. And we had one of those.
And it would just random say words. And every time it would say something, it was like,
you're out on the patio or something. Oh, that's not good at all. And we were out on the patio.
Yeah. Possession. Possession. Run. Can I ask, can I ask a BTS question about those things?
Sure. Are they real?
Or someone type and shit into them?
I like to believe that energy is being funneled into the device that much like your soundbox,
somebody's sending an input and it is doing an output of what they wanted to say.
Right.
We've done both the analog and the digital.
We had both versions.
And who's controlling the item?
It's just like a little radio.
You just hold it and it just says.
It's scanning.
It's scanning.
And it's receiving input from the universe.
And that's translating it in two words.
But there's no, like, secret person typing in the word.
No.
Not for a free app.
Not a person, but an entity.
No, we did do a Ouija board and we did get a, we did get catch something on a recorder.
But on like a.
Yeah, we got a sound EVP.
And it was relatively tame considering that we were messing with our forces.
Yeah.
That's what it sounds.
Yeah.
I love that your purpose.
providing us with all of the sounds.
John is in great.
It's in great.
It does all our.
We need a soundbox of John sounds.
Yeah, absolutely.
And we need we need John around just more.
I agree just in day to day life.
Yeah.
Wow, that that's actually so insane.
Yeah.
So you ever done a Ouija board?
Well, yeah, but I was like super high.
Never do.
Don't do it.
The guys, the experts and the psychics and the ghost hunters will always say the number one call they get
is from people messing with Ouija board.
and freaking out because something's happening
and now they need to reverse it.
Right.
So always has Sage Palo Santo Wood on the ready.
I have to pee so bad.
I can't hold it.
Okay.
So while he's in the bathroom, are you okay?
Did he do anything to you?
No, I mean, let me think.
That stuff doesn't scare me.
Wow.
It doesn't scare me.
Wow.
You know, like, we're here.
We're here for you no matter what.
And if like this feels like a.
toxic. Yeah. No, no, yeah. You totally have light behind your eyes. I think after you, after he
we went squatching and we were in the dark, squashing in the darkers for hours. Squatching in the dark.
Talking to ghosts was nothing. Wow. It was a walker. Yeah, what was your, what was your favorite
experience out of, out of UFO stuff, ghost stuff, kill fuck Mary, ghost UFOs aliens. Bigfoot. Bigfoot.
Bigfoot. That's what I meant. There is a, it's a bigger community around it. Around big foot.
So meeting the people searching with you is really fun.
So that's more of a Mary, right?
Marry the Bigfoot because of the community and the family.
I think fucking the ghost is sexy.
Yeah.
And you'll never get them.
You'll never get them.
You'll never get it.
They'll ghost you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But if you kill the ghost, you're not doing anything bad.
Lots of clues.
Yeah.
Lots of little things and lots of other believers.
But, yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
I guess I would marry aliens, kill ghosts, and fuck.
Sasquatch.
I love to fuck Sasquatch.
Yeah.
When we went to go see Sasquatch, we had an anthropologist with us, an actual college professor.
And he had a casting of a Bigfoot labia.
No way.
I found that to be the most interesting thing.
Oh, my God.
Like, he found, somehow he found a bigfoot that laid on its side like so.
And, you know, no bottom.
So then.
This region on the mud.
How big was it?
Are you talking about the labia print?
Yeah, exactly.
The labia.
It's pretty, it's like sizable.
Dr. Gapelgerm, yep, who's recently passed away.
I'm sure he's mentioned that.
Yeah.
He was the, he's the world's foremost expert in Bigfoot track.
I mentioned it last time we brought this up.
But he has a giant laboratory at Idaho State University.
He's a professor of anthropology there or was.
And he has these drawers and inside.
each of these drawers is some kind of Bigfoot
track, some handprint, knuckle print.
But one drawer
he pulled out showed us
a butt print and he was holding it up
and he said, and as you can see
there is a suggestion
of labia.
Wow.
We essentially saw Bigfoot's
pussy. That's awesome.
I don't think a lot of people have seen, right?
No, I would say very few people.
It's incredible that I even found it. Like how did
like he was telling us a story of how he even
came across the print and yeah you that's unbelievable in itself the story he's he was such a
legend is really unfortunate that we lost him this year who's such a big loss for us but but at least
you saw big foot's I saw big foot's pussy before that's huge the coxics yeah wow that's insane yeah
there's so much going on underneath whatever people are normally consuming yeah whatever TikTok dances
you guys are doing today, whatever drama there is, whatever clavicular is doing.
Just know underneath that, there is a whole world, the real world.
And that's creatures, dimensions.
Some people believe there's a portal at CERN in Switzerland, right?
It's like where things are coming through.
CERN?
Yeah.
Looser.
No, no, CERN.
CERN.
CERN.
The particle collider.
Oh, yes.
But, you know, again, we don't have time for that.
We've already been here for an hour and 15 minutes.
Right.
We haven't even talked about your YouTube channel.
Great.
Okay.
So then I guess let's do the, let's start doing our performance review.
Right.
Okay.
How have we been doing?
Oh, I think we actually got to wrap it up.
Okay, okay.
We'll get into that.
Yeah.
Maybe on the Patreon.
Right, right, right, right.
So fine.
You guys are doing okay.
Okay.
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