Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Most Unhinged Halloween Costumes!

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

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Have you ever been ironically laid? Probably. Probably, unfortunately. Somebody's probably fucked me as a joke. Meanwhile, I'm wearing a pigeon costume, realizing someone might have fucked me as a joke. I don't know. Yeah, that was scary.

I don't have a lot of Halloween sounds on this new app here, but I'm trying to find some. Hello! Hi, everyone. Welcome to sit in Olivia talk shit. It's the only talk where you sh- Yeah, it's the only time you can talk and shit at the same time. I'm the Sid one.

I'm the Olivia one. And today we're going to be Halloweening. Oh, guys, guys, guys. It's Halloween. It's Halloween time. It's time. It's Halloween time. So if you can't see this right now, we are in costume because that's what we do. Yeah, we both just sort of scrambled into whatever costume we could find.

Sid, what are you? A pigeon. You are a pigeon and you look great. Thank you. I'm a buff monk. I'm a ripped friar. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, 100%. And it's a good day. It's a good day to be Halloweening because, it's Halloween. That's so long. That sucks. Okay, so can I... It sucks.

It like kind of like does like, I don't know. It feels like it has to be like not trademarked and so they like throw in some weird notes. I don't know. What I will say is that I have an immediate piece of Halloween news. Tell me. People are baptizing Labuboos. What? It says Labibu dolls are being baptized over links to the demon the demon Pazuzu.

Can we look up to the demon Pazuzu really quickly? Sounds like he has some pizzazz. The demon Pizzouzoo. Pazoo. Oh, he's the demon behind the exorcist. Right. Right. Is Labubu toy based on demon Pizzu on Snopes? I would say even if it is, why in fuck's name would you get it baptized? It's not real.

Yeah, the Labubo and the Pizzuzu do have some similarities. They look a little similar. The Labubo was always, it always looked evil. Like I don't understand when if people like people not thinking it's evil. Yeah. Yeah. I do understand like I think their proportions are similar. They're both kind of like animal-esque but also human-esque.

Yeah. Yeah, that's all good. Yeah. I think we should just lean into the Labubu being the devil and like not try to baptize it all. Yeah, don't baptize a demon. No. Let a demon be. It's demon.

Let a demon baptize you. Let a demon baptize you. With whatever it wants. Its vibes. Let a demon baptize you with its vibes. And we've always said that. I've actually always said that. Spooky.

What the fuck was that one? Wolf. Oh, well, it was Wolf. Okay. Great. Yeah. Yeah. Well, today before we get into Halloween vibes.

Yeah, before we start getting really spooky and scary and talking about everything that scares us to our cores. Let's get normal. Let's start out very normal. And let's do a Lava Island Update. Music! Cut the music! I came here for love! We have a Love Island Fantasy Bracket update, and guys, it is going to be huge.

If you're not familiar with the Love Island Fantasy bracket, Olivia and I do a essentially Dungeons and Dragons-esque version of our own version of Love Island, where we've added in our own fictional creatures. Yeah, creatures that are... Right now, we're pretty late in the season. We really are. So right now we have our final five couples. Let's remind us of who we have here.

Yep, yep, yep. We've got 80 tinky and the burning pile of furniture outside my apartment. We also have the 405, a famous freeway in California. And California Pizza Kitchen,

they are coupled up. We also have Tombgis, the AMPM monster. Yep. Coupled up with the Wheel of Fortune. You know where you love her. We also have a regular horse. Yes.

Coupled up with the giving tree. Yep. She's giving horse. She's giving horse. We also have the rainbow. fish coupled up with a lot of water. So our final five couples wake up in the morning in the villa. Oh, they wake up. They make each other breakfast or something. Yeah, they're making avocado toast. Yeah, they're making coffees and just being like, oh, here you go. Oh, thanks, babes. All the, but then,

yeah. Ding. Ding! I've got a text. Oh my God. I've got a text. Okay, so we all run over to Tombgis's phone and it says, everybody's family is coming to the villa to tell them how proud they are. Oh, it's. It's Family Day. Family Day in the villa. Oh, shit. Wow. Oh, shit. That is huge news.

So what's going to happen is everyone's families are going to come in one by one and meet their partner, right? Yeah, this is a big deal. This is a huge deal. You want your partner to really impress your family members. Yeah. So who are we going to meet first? We meet. We meet.

Bitty Tinky Winky's family comes in. Now, everyone has two family members that usually come in. And if they don't have family members, it's friends. So for Kibinky Winky, the producers brought in. gutter slut dipsy and regular poe. So that's beautiful. Regular poe. Just from Telitubbies.

Very regular. Who's a little bit religious. Like a little, a little repressed. Politically ambiguous. A little politically ambiguous. Kind of just like judgmental and you're like, where is it like, how deep does this go? And Dipsey who's an absolute gutter slut. Yeah.

Well, you'd think Tinky Winky would of course bring gutter slut dipsie and that's what happened. But Dipsy really likes to take it in the tummy teeth. Oh, yeah. Dipsy, so on, on a Poe's tummy TV, it's, uh, it's the sun baby. It's the sun baby and you're like, okay. Okay, got it. We got this. Okay. And, uh, and Gutter Slutty's tummy TV is just a hole. It's a whole. It's a broken TV. It's a hole. It looks like it's been smashed in. It's a whole. And if you thought Tinky Winky was hardcore, you have never met gutter slut tipsy. Who comes in with a trail of cum. Yeah. Yeah. With a trail. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. So obviously gutterslut Dipsy is so proud of Tinky Winky. Who's been rimming himself? Yeah, rimming himself playing straight porn. Regular Poe, honestly, is a little bit embarrassed and disappointed for the family. Yeah, regular Poe goes, uh-oh.

And Kuh-Tinkie Winky says like, uh-oh, and the subtitles are like, well, what do you think about the burning pile of furniture? Do you think we're a match? And regular Poe says, I wish you had gone for someone a little bit more religious. Yes, yes. But of course, only says, uh-oh, and those are the subtitles. gutters slut Gypsy has kind of wandered off at this point and is trying to fuck the Wheel of Fortune. Yeah, the Wheel of Fortune is like, oh, I'm kind of really, I'm focused on my couple, thank you that. And then the burning pile of how the Wheel Fortune talks?

No. Then the burning pile of furniture's family comes in, and who is that? It's you. It's me because the burning pile of furniture was outside my apartment. And what do you say? I go, oh, my God, I have so many things to do. Are we sure I have to be here? And then the burning pile of furniture is like, you know, oh, it's been a long time.

And I'm like, yeah, I don't live in that apartment anymore. And, you know, burning pile of furniture is like, what do you think of cuckie, tinky winky? And I'm like, I actually fucking vibe with this. I think this is one of my favorite couples for sure. Okay. So that's pretty straightforward for me. Yep. Those are my thoughts as me.

Okay. And then next we have the 405 and CPK. Their families are going to come in and who's going to come in from their lives. Obviously for the 405, it's going to be her daughter. Her daughter, who is beautiful. As you remember, also the daughter of the ghost of OJ Simpson. Yeah, and now note that because this is a celebrity baby and it's a beautiful baby. It's going to have an emoji over its face the entire time like celebrities do for their kids on Instagram.

Yeah. So this, we're not going to see the face. No, but we are going to see a big emoji over this child's face. Yeah, so we see like a big like strawberry emoji or whatever. Is there a strawberry emoji? Let's say yes. There's got to be, right? The 405 is losing her shit.

She's so happy to see her daughter. She's so slow. She's so happy. She's so slow. And then the other person visiting her, of course, is the ghost of OJ Simpson, because they co-parent and that's important. Yeah. The ghost of OJ Simpson keeps walking up to producers going, I just want you guys to know, I didn't do it.

Yeah. I didn't do it. And the producers are like, you can't talk to us. We're supposed to be off camera. He's like, gloved didn't fit. Gloved didn't fit. Yeah. And they're like, we don't know.

This is not about that actually. And they're like, honestly, I have more questions than if you did it or not, like, how did you enter this realm? Those are like my questions. Yes. How is the ghost shit work? How does the ghost shit work? I'm actually more curious about that. But then again, I'm a producer so I can't be on camera. And OJ's like, I just went, you know, I didn't do it, right?

Yeah. Like, I really loved my wife. And then CPK's family comes in. And who's coming in for CPK? It is. No, this is crazy. This is crazy. We found this out.

This is, first of all, real. And we'll probably ask to get them on the screen. The CPK founders are former federal prosecutors, Rick Rosenfield and Larry Flacks. This is real life. Yeah. The people who founded California Pizza Kitchen are former federal prosecutors. Yeah, here they are.

Which works perfectly with the 405 who had a baby with OJ Simpson. Yeah, which is crazy. So now the CPK founders who are federal prosecutors are going up to OJ being like, so you're going to be around our son or daughter or thing? Yeah. What's the deal here? Yeah, and OJ is like, oh, shit. I swear I didn't do it.

And we enter a. full law and order trial where the founders of CPK put the ghost of OJ Simpson back on trial. And we cut away from them. Yeah. And they're doing it in soul ties. They're doing it in soul ties. Okay. And we cut away.

Next we have Tungis and the Wheel of Fortune. Yes. Now, you guys, obviously for Tumgis, he doesn't have a family because he's an assortment of snacks. Right. So obviously he wouldn't have a family. Because that's where we draw the line with the reality of the story is like he wouldn't have a family. That would jump the shark.

He's an assortment of snacks. but he does have lads that he goes out on the town with. He has lads nights. I mean, he's a lad. He's a lad. He's one of the lads. So who are his lads that come to see him in the villa? Oi, oi, oi, it's Chester the Chito and Tony the Tiger.

Oh, and they talk exactly like that. They all talk like, oi, oi, me boy. Oi, me boy, they say. Chester, the cheetah walks in and goes like, oi, oi, me boy. It's flaming hot in here. Yeah, yeah, Tony the tiger's like, Oi, me boy, you are great. And Tomb Giz is like,

Oie, me boys, me boys. And they're like, oh, oie, oie, oh, and then they pretty much just get in a circle and they keep it being like, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. The wheel of fortune is touched, of course. Obviously, the wheel fortune has been touched this whole time. This whole time has been touched by gutterslet dipsy and is trying to get away.

It really has been touched too much. I want to get bankrupted. Yeah, the wheel fortune is like, who are they going to send in for me? How does the wheel of fortune talk? I think the wheel of fortune is, it's something. Like this, right? Yeah, it's something like that.

I literally don't remember. I can't remember if she's American or if she's British, but she is a woman. She's a woman. She's femme presenting. She's femme in some way. Let's go, she's like this. She's like, okay, who they bring in for me. Yeah.

They brought in, obviously, Van White. Obviously, Van White, because how could you not? But you know who they also brought in? Ryan Seedrest. No, not her dad. Her stepdad. Because as you remember, Wheel Fortune fans, reason why reason reason as you remember wheel of fortune fans obviously pat say jack that's his name

right pat say jack pat say jack cat say jack that's that his name yeah that's what i thought but then i was like is that right you doubted yourself i doubted myself i doubted all woman i went all woman on it i should remember to go all pigeon on yeah hey get a load of these feet of mine it's the only time you've ever said that hey get a load of these feet of mine they're they're really good if we put you on wiki feet like this, that would actually be everything. Can someone put me on wiki feet like this? Yeah. That's a call to action. Can someone put me on wiki feet like this? Thank you. Um, okay. So, so Ryan Cicross comes into the ball. That's hard. And, and the Wheel of Fortune is like, oh, my stepdad is here. Ryan Cicrass. Not my real dad. Pat Cajat. Not my real dad's Pat Cajat.

Vana White comes over in a gorgeous dress looking as beautiful as ever. Vanne White goes, Hi. Hey. How are you? Points to some other islanders. She goes, she goes, how many vowels? How many vowels on the island? How many vowels? They're like, no, Vanna, you don't have to do that right now. It's okay. 100%. The wheel of fortune is like, Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy's so lovely to see you, mommy. Mommy, spin me in your beautiful evening gown. Vanne White spins the wheel of fortune. It hits bankrupt. Everyone gets bankrupt. Everyone gets bankrupt.

Everyone in the island has to file for bankruptcy. And the show gets bankrupt. We have to figure that out to. The show from this point on has no budget. We got to figure that out. Zero budget. We got to figure that out. So we'll have a meeting about that later on the Patreon. Yeah.

Okay. Then Ryan Seacrest says like, hey, hey, Wheel, how's it been going in here? You know, I brought you a baseball, was hoping we could play catch. And the Wheel is like not fucking having it. The Wheel Fortune is like, you're not my real dad. You'll never be my real dad. Ryan Seacrest is like, you know, Wheel, I hear your mom tells me you like music. Oh, boy.

That do not try to do. I used to host American Idol. Jesus Christ. It's so hard to watch. Your mom tells me you like music. It's so hard to watch. I'm a radio DJ. I know a little bit of something about music.

But you know what's really sweet? Tombgis actually steps away from his lads for a second to be like, Hey, I see that you're having a hard time with your stepdad. Do you need any of my body to eat? And that's really sweet. Wheel of Fortune is like, Oh, you always know just what to say. Yeah.

And does a huge spin into Tombgis. It cuts off some of his Cheetos and then she eats them. Yeah, of course. Chester Chito goes, oi-o-o-o-o-o, that's me nuts. Yeah, that's me nuts. Yeah, that's me nuts. And they're so stoked. To be honest, I really do think there's a high chance that Chester Chito and Tony the Tiger

British versions are going to like stay hiding in the villa until someone kicks them out. They're just like having a boy-boy-boy-boy. They're just like, whisper, oh, oh, boy, boy, boy, boy. They can't not. They can't not. They can't. They just say that over and over and over. I am always in discomfort.

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Next, we have horse. Oh, the horse and the giving tree. Their families are going to come. And for the horse, who shows up for the horse? Two more horses. Wow. Just two more regular horses. We now have three horses in the villa.

None of them are anthropomorphic. Nope. Don't talk. They don't talk. They do everything a horse would do. They go like, wait, sorry. I don't know if I can do it with a mustache. I could.

That was good. That was good. It really makes me sad. Now, and the giving tree, who shows up for the giving tree, but the little boy who took everything from her. Remember kids? Remember the story of the giving tree? When the little boy goes like, give me your bark, give me your skin. And the tree is like, please take it.

Please God, take it. So the little boy comes and he's literally fucking rich now. He's rich. He's very successful. He's sold her bar. Mark. He has a podcast. He has a podcast. He has an app in development. Yeah, he has an app in development. An app that helps you find trees. And it's in development. In development. Not really Stevernaster. But there's a lot of money into it. Lots. It's a huge startup. Yeah. Yeah. But this guy like,

you know, this guy is pretty selfish. He has a podcast on how to get what you want. Yep. He's pretty, he's like, he's like, he's, I guess, no longer a little boy, right? Because he grows up in the giving tree. Yeah, yeah. He grows up. He's a man. He's a man. He comes in. He is just literally abandoned his family. Oh, yeah. He hates his family. He comes in and he's like, hey, girlie, what you got for me? Yeah, yeah. Hey, girl, got anything for me? Seriously.

And it's like, really? And it's like, and then he turns and what's the one thing she has? The horse. He's like, oh, my gosh. Is this my horse? Can I kill it for meat? Oh my God. And it's like, stop asking if you can kill it for meat.

There's now three horses. He's trying to kill them for me. Three horses. Ha-ha. Which one can I kill for meat? This fucking guy sucks. And this is a lesson about boundaries. You can't let someone take everything from you.

They can't take your part. and partner and eat it for meat. They can't eat your partner for meat. No. You know what I mean? So, and then finally, the rainbow fish and a lot of water, their families show up. So who are their families? You'll never guess who these people are.

The rainbow fish doesn't actually, like, the people who come in for the rainbow fish are not who the rainbow fish would have chosen. No. It's who the producers chose. Yeah, the producers choose this. And if you remember the story of the rainbow fish, you remember? The story of the rainbow fish. The story of the rainbow fish. Oh, living on just recently looked into the story of the rainbow fish.

It is fucking nuts. It's a bad message. It actually is. It is. The story of the rainbow fish is a bunch of... We all kind of thought it was about a fish that like had beautiful scales and everyone was jealous. So they ostracized it and then the fish learned to accept itself. That's not what it was.

It's a... The rainbow fish is gorgeous. All of the boring fish who are not cute. The boring, jealous fish. Are like, I'm so jealous. I wish I had your scales. And the rainbow fish has to take off its own skin. Well, the rainbow fish...

And share its skin with the class. Yeah. So the rainbow fish is... has no friends and then goes to a wise octopus and the wise octopus is like, listen, take off your scales and give it to the other fish. Because the point of happiness is created by sharing. But it's like if this fish had like a collection of gems, that would be one thing. But it's skin. So it's like, no, you. The story of the rainbow fish is so fucked up. The story of the, the message of the rainbow fish is take off your skin for validation. And share it with the class. It's literally.

So all of the boring things. sacrifice for validation. Yeah. So all of the boring fish who are so jealous. Want a piece of rainbow fish. Yeah. Like show up. Show up.

And so does the wise octopus who's not a good influence, to be honest. No, he's like, everyone should like take off their skin. Yeah. And it's like, is this just what you're into? Is that your thing? The wise octopus keeps being like, you guys, take off your skin. Yeah. And the giving tree is like, okay.

And it's like, oh my God. Everyone has to. You know, one of our producers made a good point that the giving tree is going through a mental health crisis. Who pointed that out? Christian. Yeah. Christian from the Patreon. Yeah. Very true. So, okay, so all of, and of course all the boring jealous are going to be jealous of a lot of water. Yeah, they're keeping like, I wish I had water. I would have water. I was trying to water. Yeah. And they're like really shaky and disgusting and kind of like flopping all over the place.

100%. Okay, next, a lot of water. The people who came in for a lot of water are first, she's a celebrity. Like she's literally the Beyonce. It's a crazy get for the villa. The Beyonce of this villa. I can't even believe they brought her in. It's the moon. because moon affects the tides and also affects the gravity of everything. Which means the gravity of the entire island is now out of whack. It's so fucked up. Everyone is flying around. Because the moon is there. The moon is there. The moon has left the sky

to come to the island. Everything is fucked up. It's fucked up. I'm worried the daytime as well. Yeah, it's the daytime. This is a fucking disaster. The earth's gravity is insane. People are flying around. Everyone's like fucking hitting trees and stuff. Like outside being like Reporting from ABC 7, the moon has moved to a villa in Barcelona. Natural, Fiji usually.

Natural disasters everywhere. And also here for a lot of water is all of the other fish inside a lot of water because a lot of water is in fact Polly. And that's something is like, I don't know if that was made super clear. No, a lot of water hasn't brought that up yet, which is why it's actually like a really big deal that all of their other partners have now entered the villa? Well, it came up during lie detector test, right? Because, because the, well, rainbow fish was like, am I the only fifth for you? Right. And then there's a lot of other fish in the sea.

And it was like, a lot of water was like, yeah, totally. And it was a lie. So it's like, you are being secretive about this. Yeah, it's not great. And like, yeah, just come. Just be forward about that. Yeah. If you're in a polycule, you have to go for people who specifically are looking for that. Yeah. You can't just like trick someone into your polycule. Instead, a lot of water, all the fish inside of a lot of water are now in the villa. And they're all being like, ay, y'ya, y'all, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all like, that's how singing.

Polyamorous people speak. Yeah, polyamorous people are always singing. I don't know if you know that. So now everyone's family is like talking, they're all being like telling them that they're proud or not proud. Yeah, they're proud of how much they're hooking up on TV. Yeah, they love watching all of their children hook up on TV. Is there anyone who specifically really likes someone or doesn't like. Like, are their family members who are specifically worried or specifically proud?

Yeah, I think that the boring jealous fish who are there for rainbow fish are really jealous of a lot of water. Yeah, and they're being like, you should break up. Yeah, honey, you should break up. Yeah, and you know that they would totally try to fuck about all. Yeah, and stop it. Okay, stop it. Okay, stop. Yeah.

And horse, the two other horses have no opinions, their horses. Right, no. And I would say that if they knew what was happening, if they could speak, and that the little boy, grown up into a grindset podcaster wants to eat them for meat, I think they would probably not even like him, but they don't know what's happening. Chester, Chito and Tony the Tiger think Wheel of Fortune is sick. Yeah, they love her. And they're kind of like, does she have a sister? Yes.

Like, they like that she's kind of a bad girl because she's always landing on bankrupt. Yes. And they like that she's a little toxic. Like she's a large flat disc. Yeah, they like that because they love Frisbee. Yeah. And they keep playing Frisbee in the villa. And she loves it.

And they're like, Hoy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. And they're playing Frisbee with the Wheel of Fortune. And she loves it. And she loves it. She's like, ah, spin me around. And she's really, and she's really... Spin me ride round, baby ride round. This also means a lot, in my opinion, because her stepdad's there, she's having that weird family thing. And I think for... She has a lot of daddy issues. For Dumbus and his boys to step it up and make sure she's having a good day is personally, like, huge. And Vanna White is being just a delight. Yeah, just pointing at every valve. Just pointing at everything being so delightful. And like, what a national treasure. She doesn't get enough

recognition. Yeah. We love Van Nuwit in this house. Feld and Larry Flacks are still interrogating OJ in Soul Ties, but I think we're fine. They can kind of stay there and do their thing. I think they legally can't do anything because he's a ghost. Oh, and they're not prosecutors anymore. No. They're former prosecutors. Now they're restaurant owners.

So they're restaurant owners and he's a ghost. Essentially a big game of make-belief. Yeah, it's just them playing. It's them playing adult make-believe. Okay. And then Gutter Slutterslut obviously loves everything that's happening. And Poe doesn't love it. Poe is praying.

Okay, great. So that's everybody's opinion. Everybody's family goes home. They all go, we're so proud of you. Please hook up more before the show is over. There's only like one more episode, but you got to hook up more. Yeah, we love you. We love you so much.

Just remember how much we love you. We'll see you in a couple weeks. Yeah. Okay. And they're all crying because, geez, like what a trip to be in the villa for that long. Oh my God, huge. And they're sobbing because of the gravitational pull that's been changed. Right, right, right.

Yeah, that's true. While they're waving goodbye, everyone's also flying into space. They're like sobbing because of the amount of injuries. They're all rushed to the pit. Yeah, once the moon leaves, all the family members get rushed to the pit. Once the moon leaves, all the family members get rushed to the pit because the moon didn't need to go to the pit, but everyone else did. Yeah, because of all the injuries. Quick full episode of the pit and then we're back. Just a quick full episode of the pit. Oh, and you know what that means? It's time for the Love Island final dinner. Oh.

That's crazy. They all sit at a big long table, all five couples, like the last supper. And they're all talking to each other. Wheel of Fortune goes, well, I really love about this is. I feel really fortunate. I feel really fortunate. and I don't think it's really just about the love between romantic partners, but it's about the love we found along the way in our friends. Yes. I know they say it's not Friend Island, but for me it's also Friend Island. Yeah, and Toomis is like, oh, oi, and then his boys are like, oi, but like it from the pit.

Yeah, they're in the pit. They're back in the pit. You can hear from the pit and I'm going, oh, oi, yeah, you can hear from the pit to Fiji. Yeah. And then Toomgis is like, oh, I really just absolutely, I've loved my time with each and every one of you. I would love to give you a snack from my body.

Each and every one of you, I'd love to give you a snack from my body. And he does. Everyone's being like, oh, that's okay. Don't take off your skin. Yeah, but he does. Rainbow Fish is like, don't take off your skin. Yeah, and what's so crazy is like, Tumis kind of gives rainbow fish this look because it's like, wow, they started so strong together.

They were a couple for so long. But I think they both found people who fit them. Who fit them. I think it was more infatuation with them. I don't know how much compatibility there really was. And listen, infatuation is huge too. Yeah. But I just don't know.

But I think now that they can look back and recognize that like... That connection was still worth it. Yeah. Yeah. It was something for them to grow and it was important for their journey. And they've remained good friends, you know? Now, they look underneath the table. Because underneath the table are little guys holding up signs saying whether or not they're going to the finals, right?

Yeah, little guys. Yeah, little guys. Yeah, there's like little guys. Yeah, like little guys. Little guys. Tombgis gets a text. I'll go a text. Ding.

Tombgis. Everyone will now have to look under the table and pick up their little guy and hold him up to the sky. He will read off whether or not you are going to the finals. You guys, we're finding out our final four. This is huge Love Island. This is a huge Love Island deal. It is.

Our final four couples. One episode left, you guys. Now, of this season. Of this season. Yeah. Jesus Christ. You guys, I will say, like, we did ask our patrons. Yeah.

the final four should be. Our producers. Our producers voted. So our producers from the Patreon have voted. So we're going to see everyone pick up their thing and it's going to tell them whether or not, you know, who's going home. So the first couple to lift up their little guy is tinky winky and the burning pile of furniture. They lift up this tiny man. Tiny man. He's proportional. He's, he's, he's oompa, essentially. He's an umpalumpa. And they lift him up. He's holding a sign that It says, dear guys, you're good. You're good. Yeah.

And they're like, oh. The sign is really anticlimactic. They're like crying. Dear guys, you're good. So they're going to the finale. Wow, they're going to the finale. Wow. Oh my God.

That's so crazy. Jesus. I'm not as familiar with this soundboard. Then the next person who opens their thing is tomb gis and the Wheel of Fortune. They open their little guy. They open their little guy. They see flesh and blood. but underneath that they see a little sign that says,

you're going to the finals. Oh my God. Holy shit. Wow. They're going to the finale. Next up is CPK and the 405. CPK and the 405 look under their table. There's a little, there's a little set of twins.

There's a set of tiny twins. That is crazy. They start making out. They go, no, guys, stop. No, no, you guys are siblings. You guys are clearly identical twins. They pull them apart. No, no, no, no.

Let me do it. Let me do it. They pull them apart and in between their tongues is a little rolled scroll. Like a lady of the tramp and they open it and it says, you're going to the finals. Oh my God, that's crazy. Two couples left. The two couples left are the horse in the giving tree and rainbow fish and a lot of water. Only one of these couples will make it to the Love Island Fantasy Bracket finals. They're all crying. Shaking and crying. Shaking and crying. Except for the horse, who's fine. The horse is fine because he's like, I don't know where I am. Yeah. But it's really like...

This is crazy. This has been a really long journey. Someone has a chance at $50,000. Yeah, and that's a lot of money. And that's a lot of money for this, I guess. Annaman object. Yeah. It's...

So next up, it's the giving tree opens the little boy underneath the table and takes an old-fashioned cell phone out of it. Out of the little boy. Out of the little boy. Opens the flip phone and gets a text. And the text says, and the Giving Tree is reading this, the text says, ding! I've got a text.

And it says, Giving Tree, you are going through a mental health crisis, and you must be forcibly removed from the show. Oh my God. Oh, my God. No way. Wait, a moment of silence. Oh, my God. So then...

Moment of silence. Hospital workers from the pit barge into the villa. They come in with a gurney. They come in with a gurney and they put the giving tree on the gurney. She is muttering to herself. Take my gurney. Take my gurney. Take my gurney.

And this is one of those things that happens in Love Island sometimes. This is the risk you run. People lose their minds. Lose their minds. The chat GBT lost its mind. And ended up getting poisoned by its wife. Yeah. And the police ignored it.

And the police ignored it. I will say like, you know, like it's the risk you take. Yeah. Like going on a reality TV show where you're going to kind of go stir crazy. Yeah, absolutely. But it's also, you know, we have to have heightened emotions. Yeah, we have to have empathy for these people. Absolutely.

I have so much empathy for the giving tree. So, guys, I would say this, like, even if the Giving Tree did something that you don't agree with. Yeah, when the Giving Tree gets back on social media, don't bully her. Don't bully her. Don't bully her. Let her live. Yeah. Like, she's just trying to survive and, like, get her bark back. And don't bully the horse.

for not doing enough because your mental health is your responsibility. Yeah. And the horse is at the end of the day. A horse. Just a straight up one. Right. So I think if we can just remember that, that would be really good. Like, I think we have to remember at the end of the day, like, they're giving us a part of their lives.

Their lives. Yeah. And they're trading in their mental health and their privacy for entertainment. Entertainment. And that's good. And that's good. And also we just need to really respect them. and not be bullies.

Yeah, let's not bully anyone leaving the island. No. Does that mean then that the final couple making it to the finals is Rainbow Fish and a lot of water? You guys. Wow, so they're all hugging the couple that's leaving. They're hugging giving tree on its gurney. They're hugging the horse.

Wait, is that the death one? No. That's not the death one, right? And they tell them, oh, we love you guys so much. We love you guys. We love you guys so much. I know, we love you. You guys, this is a crazy moment. Like, we started with these strangers who didn't know each other at all.

I know. Now we have four pretty solid couples. Yeah, and actually a couple of them are from the... Tombgis is from the starting six. Ogee. Rainbow fish is from the starting six. That's crazy. Like, this is really like a big deal.

This is a huge deal. This is actually the biggest deal of anything that's happening right now in the world. Burning pile of furniture is from the original six. Yeah. And Tinky Winky was the first bomb show. One of the first bombshells. Yeah. This is, I just would love to take a moment to reflect that this is the most important thing happening in the world right now.

Yeah, it's the most important thing we've ever done. Yeah. And I just want to say thank you to the Islanders. Yeah. Thank you to the Islanders really. They're just putting their hearts and souls out there. Yeah. It's really beautiful to see.

It's amazing. They're, they're really committed to this process. Yeah. We have one more episode left of Love Island this season. That's crazy. That is mind-blower. And that's final dates in the finale. So you guys, it's your chance.

This is the biggest vote you'll ever do. This is the most important vote you'll ever make. Who's going to win Love Island? And no voting for Jill Stein. No voting for Jill Stein. You get to vote on who's going to win Love Island. The options are. Who is your favorite couple?

Tinky Winky and the burning pile of furniture. Rainbow fish and a lot of water. Tombgis and the Wheel of Fortune. And? CPK and the 405. Okay. Those are your couples. And you're going to have to vote.

Because the next episode of Love Island is the final finale episode of Love Island this season. Yeah. And you know, there might be a reunion. We never know. But you never know. And you can vote on Patreon. If you join the Patreon, we have a whole system in there for you guys to vote and give any suggestions. Yeah. So get on the Patreon. It's super cheap. We've also got early episodes uncut, extended, and a bunch of bonus little shows and stuff. And that was the City of Olivia Love Island Fantasy Bracket. Music! Passa music!

A game here for love! Oh, wow. Okay, wow. Too long. That was really good. Too long. Okay, back into our Halloween spooky note. Oh, my God.

Are you feeling spooky? I'm feeling extra Halloween. Yeah, I'm feeling spooky. Yeah, I'm feeling... What's been nice is watching your mustache fall off slightly as I feel mine fall off slightly. Is it falling? No, it's just kind of off one side of your face. Okay.

Okay. Guys, I feel like Halloween is crazy, right? Because it's like everything is already so scary. Why do we need another scary day? Because it's sick as hell. Yeah, it's a fun day is the answer. Right. Right. It's fun scary. But what's your favorite part of Halloween? Is it costumes? Yeah. It's coming up with costumes for way too long, starting way too early and then not getting them together in time. Until the very last night. And then being like, oh, I actually can't do that because the thing I wanted won't ship in time. And it's like, you're started thinking about this in May. Do you have any ideas for this year? I don't. No? I don't. I mean, we can always be, um, who are the horses that's the criminal horses from My Little Pony? Oh, Flim Flam Brothers. The Flim Flam Brothers. The famous Flam Brothers. We can always be the famous Flam brothers. Yeah. We've been meaning to do that for years. We've been meaning to do it for years and it's a good costume because nobody knows what it is. Yeah, it's perfect. Probably hard to do as well, which is great. Yeah, well, because it would be us as two horses who are also men in striped shirts. Right. But, um, we want to help you guys out. Okay. So you have a couple of

till Halloween. Yeah, we have a couple of days. And if you're right now being like, what should I be? Yeah. You're scrambling. You're scrambling like eggs. We're going to help you find a Halloween costume. Now, I know you see all the time those videos that are like, oh, a quick, easy Halloween costume. Last minute. It's shit around your house. It's always things that you don't have. It's so boring. And it's things that you're like, that's not creative. Yeah. And also like, no, that's not a good last minute Halloween costume. No, because I hate it. So we're going to create a list of 10. costumes that you actually can do last minute. Yes. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. With the shit around your house. With the shit around your house. And guys,

we are coming up with this on the spot. Music! Cut the music. I came here for Halloween. Yes. Okay. I'm going to start with one that we made in a day and I know you can make it in a day. What was it? A cyber truck. Yes. We made a cyber truck costume. You can get any cardboard box. Yeah. You got to ask your neighbors. Ask your neighbors for a cardboard box. Ask your co-workers. Yeah.

Cover the box in foil. Yeah, there it is. There it is. And then you want to put some sort of weird like shark thing on it. So yeah, that is a, that's just foil like pressed together in the shape of kind of like a point. Yeah. And then drawing on it just like literally sharpy drawing. And it'll look better than a real cyber truck.

It will. It really will. That's guaranteed. And then you just sit on a skateboard and have your bro push you around. Yeah. And what's good about it is I like a costume that you can get injured in. Yeah, that's my favorite. That's actually a really good sign of a good costume.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. And you could get laid in it, too. You could get laid in it if you want. You could. You could. And yeah, and just so you know. Most people drive a cyber truck never get laid. But if you dress up as one.

But if you dress up as one, you could totally get ironically laid. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Have you ever been ironically laid? Probably. Oh, fuck. Probably, unfortunately. Somebody's probably fucked me as a joke.

Meanwhile, I'm wearing a pigeon costume realizing someone might have fucked me as a joke. Oh, boy. Okay, let's think. What are other things we have around our house that you could dress up as? We have plastic bags. We do? I don't know. People usually have, like, plastic bags they keep under their sink.

Yeah, that's so true. Dried pasta. Yeah. That's true. Okay, here's an idea. You could be a walrus. Oh, wow. Take two pieces of dried angel hair or dried spaghetti and put them up your nose.

Oh, wow, that's actually so, you can get so injured doing that. Shove them. That's really a way to go to the hospital. Up your nose. Okay, great. And the staff of the hospital is going to be like, you're a walrus. Yeah. Are you a walrus?

So that's if you want to have like a more hospital-themed Halloween in that like your trick-or-treating, let's say, in a hospital. The pit was huge this year. The pit was huge as the year. So you could be going as someone from the pit. What else was huge as year? Severance? Mm-hmm. How could you create a severance?

You couldn't. No. So fuck that. I'm trying to think of just what are things around the house. Oh, here's an idea. Yeah. You could take a tide pod. Oh, yeah.

Eat it. Put it in your mouth. Go to the hospital. Go to the hospital. And then you're a person who's foaming at the mouth. Yes, you're a rabid animal. A rabid animal. Yeah.

That's a good one. That's a really good costume. One time my dad was a, for Halloween, he was a blonde guy with pockets full of lunch meat and squirt guns full of milk. That's what he had around the house. So if you want to do that one, that's also one of them. Yeah, that's a good one. Actually really sick. All you need is lunch meat, a squirt gun, and milk.

Here's actually a real idea. Yeah. This actually might be helpful. In high school, I was roadkill. Oh, yeah. I just put on a black shirt and put yellow tape on it like it's the road. And then I just safety pinned a stuffed animal. my shirt and put ketchup on it. That's really good. And I'm, and you're roadkill. That's actually like

a pretty easy one. Yeah. I was, um, I was a fake pageant girl where it was like, we, we all did like, like, sashes and it was like misinformed and like miss, you know, stuff like that. That's a good one. So that's, you can really just come up with any word and just put it on a fucking white thing. Yeah. Okay. Here's one that's, it's, it's a pop culture costume, right? So this, this, this clip has gone, gone crazy this year. And by that, I mean, it hasn't. Okay. The clip from Girl Meets World of Sabrina Carpenter saying, you're not autistic.

Yeah. Unfortunately, that's a crazy clip. Because in order to do that, you pretty much need a normal girl outfit and just to say something. Here's also the thing is Sabrina Carpenter is having a huge moment right now. Yeah, of course. people will probably be dressed as Sabrina Carpenter. Exactly. But you could be dressed as Sabrina Carpenter in a totally different era.

Yeah, 100%. They want to see if I have autism. You don't. Let's go tell them you don't. I didn't mean... So honestly, good duo costume. Good duo costume is dressed exactly like them and just have it say you don't. We'll tell them you don't.

And no one will know what that means. You don't. Yeah. That was just a resurfaced Girl Meets World clip. and I genuinely have had it stuck in my head. Yeah, it's awesome. It's from another time. We love her.

You don't. You don't. Like, standing up. You don't. You don't. Let's go tell them you don't. Another good couple's costume, Jojo Cua and Chris Hughes. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

Yeah, for that one, you really just, you can really go in so many different directions. You could have a guy in like a bathing suit. Yep. And then you could be in the karma music video outfit. Yeah, there's so. JojoCo has so many iconic looks that I'm sure you can come up with one based on what you have in your house. Yeah, you could also do this where you're naked, but like have like a blanket over you. Yeah.

And then put some text on the screen that says sleeping beauty. Yeah. And you could travel around from house to house on a journey. With some text on your screen. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. That is good.

Here's another idea. Yeah. If you have a roommate. Oh, yeah. Dress up as your roommate. Or. And take their life. Or your costume could be.

you're a little baby and your roommate has to carry you around and do everything for you Oh yeah And then your roommate has to bottle feed you Yeah

So this is this is just a kink Is it? It's a king for some people For me it's a costume Okay Because it is a kink for some people And you're a little baby Yeah that's a whole

Get carried around Have you seen the like My Strange Addiction Age play videos Maybe a long time ago Okay Well, you could be them. You could get put in like the front of a shopping cart as little baby.

Oh, yeah. Sit in Olivia adult diapers is the first thing that came up. So that's good. Yeah, that's good. Oh, one of them is called Live Dry. We do have some diapers. So like, yeah, that's like not a bad idea. Yeah, I mean, I think there's definitely a way to be RFK easily around your house.

Yeah. If you find something that looks like a worm. Yeah, you could put that in your head and then you could eat a bunch of cleaning products to make your voice down that way. Yes. And then, yeah, you can just kind of start losing your mind. Yeah. And then your date can be Cheryl Hines. Oh, my God.

And who wouldn't love that? Who wouldn't love that? Because it could be RFK and any animal that he has killed. Or RFK and the worm inside of tent. RFC and the worm is a great couple's costume. Yeah. It's also like kind of funny because it's like, if you're like, my wife is always telling me what to do. And it's like you can be RFK and she can be the worm in your brain.

Yes, exactly. That's funny. That is good. Right? That's good. That's something. Yeah. Yeah, that's something.

Oh, how about this? You got cat litter in your house. Put yourself in a big bag of cat litter and you are cocaine. Oh, my God. Put yourself in a big garbage bag of cat litter and you are cocaine. Okay, if you bring a big garbage bag of cat litter to a Halloween party and throw handfuls of it as people. I have so much of this hair in my mouth. If you bring a big bag of cat litter to a party for Halloween and you throw handfuls of it at people.

Then you can be a nuisance. Exactly. You could be a problem. And that's a pretty cool costume, too. That is a good costume. Wow, we have so many good ideas. And it's crazy because you wouldn't think we do, but we do. We do.

Yep. So for Halloween this year, we got to figure out what the fuck are to be. I know. We really do. And by the time this episode airs, I'm sure we'll know. We'll know. We have one more costume idea, but that's for the Patreon. So get over to the Patreon.

Yeah. And remember that we also have episodes early, uncut, extended. Yeah. And extra little segments and things, it's very fun. You guys, let us know if you have any really stupid fucking costumes that you like. Yeah, we'd love to see the pictures of your guys' costumes this year. So make sure you go to our Patreon and send us pictures of your costumes because I would love to see what you guys do. Yeah.

I'm excited to see what we do. I know, me too. I have a fucking clue. We'll post pictures. We'll make it clear. We'll make it clear is one thing. do. Yeah. And until next time, I've been the Sid won this entire time. I've been the Olivia one this entire time. I hope you're having a very haunted Halloween. We're having a haunted day. So long.

And we'll see you next Tuesday, freeze frame.