Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - NEW YEAR NEW IDENTITIES

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

It's the big bad new year for you! This week, Syd and Olivia list off their very accurate 2025 predictions, do a stunning Love Island Fantasy Bracket update, and ask a really important question about mankind. Bonus content on our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Olivia, talk to a podcast for me. Bad, bad, bad, bad podcast for you. As you may or may not know, I'm the Siddling. As you may or may not want to know, I'm Olivia. And now you know. And now you know. Regardless of if you want to or not. And now you're reading Rainbow. And now you read my rainbow.

And now you read my rainbow. So, guys, something crazy has happened. Something absolutely nuts just happened. It's a brand new year. It's a brand new year. It's a brand new year. We're going to become new people. Yeah.

have new identities. So do you have any New Year's updates? How was your New Year's? My New Year's was lovely. Good, good, good. Went to a friend's house. We watched the song from high school musical. You watched just the song?

Yeah. We watched the song from high school musical. Not like we watched High School Musical because it starts as kind of a New Year's movie and then we just did the whole thing. We just watched the song. Correct. Perfect. The beginning starts at New Year's.

And they're doing karaoke and they're like, um, the start of something new. He always did that. And so, thank you so much. So, um, so you watch that. Watch that song pretty much. That's it. What did you do?

Oh, I did a many a thing. Um, I did something with you during the day. I got my very first tattoo, which is very fun. True. It is right here on me wrist. It's an asteroid. It's an asteroid because, you know what, sometimes that's so fun to get a tattoo of an asteroid.

I've always said that. It's like, because, yeah, so I love it. And it looks really good. Thank you. My mom says it looks like me, which is crazy. It looks like you. Yeah, so I'll show it to the camera. So my mom, every time she sees it, my mom was not stoked about getting a, you know,

I get that. It's very mom thing. But she does think it looks like me. And when you say that, does she mean it looks. like physically it looks like you or it just looks so you. No, it looks, she's like, it looks like, it looks like a portrait of your face. It doesn't. And what it, what she means is because she's like, look, there's a face and there's hair. And I'm like, so, so the face is sad. Yeah, the thing is, the face would be frowning. And I wouldn't attribute you to a frowning. Thank you so much.

Okay, guys, so we're going to get, this episode is going to be very Love Island centric, but first we're just going to get into like a little New Year's game because it is the, beginning of the year. It's the new year. It's 2025. Welcome, we all made it. Welcome, we all made it. And I feel like we did this once before on the podcast, right?

Where we made predictions of what was going to happen in the new year. And I'm sure you all know all those predictions came true. They all came true. So that's really important. So that's really reassuring. It's really reassuring. And we're pretty sure all of these are going to come true. And we just thought we kind of roll some off our brains.

Yeah, because I think one of our previous predictions was that, Pete Davidson would date a royal family member, which he famously did. Remember when Kate Middleton went missing? Remember? She was dating. That's where she was. Of course. Because they're not going to, they're not going to like admit that.

No. But that's what it is. I was there. I was there. I was there. So these are our 2025 predictions music. The music. End it.

End it. Okay, Sid, do you have a prediction for 20205? I do. I have some great predictions for 2025 because it's going to happen. It's going to happen. So this one, I think both of us saw collectively in a dream. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. And this is going to for sure happen, okay?

2025 prediction. Trump gets into a public fight with Moudang on X. And he keeps posting, like, videos of him doing disc tracks against this poor baby hippo who's not even one year old yet. Yeah, it's giving Andrew Tate and Greta Thunberg. Yes, it is. With a cigar. It's like, it's not good.

No, it's very like you're punching down in the weirdest way. really weird. And also like... And also like you look like a loser. Also like you can't come out with disc tracks now. Also his tracks aren't good. They're not good. He keeps he keeps rhyming, he keeps rhyming mu dang with dang, which is just like the same. Also it's terrible to say I've never heard a rap that said dang. Well, thought that's a good song. Trump's ends all of his lines end with dang. He's like stupid moo dang. It makes me say dang. I'm the best president in earth dang. And it's like so bad and you're like,

stop ending every single thing with dang. But then it comes out, obviously, that allegedly... A couple months later, yeah, maybe even a month later. That allegedly Moudang had kind of a weird controlling relationship with Reagan. Yeah, Raygun is going to release texts

that Moodang sent and we think they're probably the real texts. We're not sure. They're worrying, but they're not anything that anyone could get arrested for so it is kind of this sort of gray area canceling where it's like, yeah, no, you don't talk to someone like that, but also Mo Deng's really young. So it's really confusing. Not that we should

give anyone, you know, any slack for that, but I do find that young people act more immature in relationships and then they learn not to. But, you know, still, it's like really layered issue. It's really layered issue. Did you say Trump has lost your vote or Moodang has left? Moondang is, I can't, I can't feel good voting for Moodang. Right. Well, because Moogne, also, that's another 2025 prediction. Moodang tries to to run for president. For local. For local government.

Moodang tries to run for president. Yeah. But everyone's like, it is not an election year. No, and that's why it's so hard to vote for Moudang this year is because it's not an election year.

And honestly, I would vote for anyone but Trump. I really would. Even though Moodang had those weird texts with Raygun, I would still vote for Moodang over Trump, but I'm not going to be able to vote for Moudang this year because I'm not going to be able to vote this year.

There's no ballot. So that's a real bummer for me and also one of my predictions. There's not going to be an election. this year. There will not be. And you know what? There actually could be. This is like the first year that I could see them being like, never mind. Honestly, we're doing another one.

Okay. All right. Next. Here's another. Okay, TikTok. What's going to happen to TikTok? Right. Obviously, TikTok, it's been in deliberation. Is someone going to buy it? Or is they going to be banned? Are they going to be banned? Well, we have a prediction. We have a prediction. Someone's going to buy it. And that person is Helman's mayonnaise. They're going to buy TikTok and the app is going to become an app called Squirty. They're going to rebrand it.

And the videos are just regular TikToks, but they all look like they're being squirted out of a mayonnaise bottle, like with AI features. And it's really bad. Like it's really terrible. It's really hard to watch. It's a terrible added feature. It's a very bad feature. You can't take it off. You can't download videos onto your phone either. That's just another thing that it's bad about it. It's just worse. It's way worse. But obviously a lot of people are going to be using it. Yeah, of course. Not to mention like the new coins that you have to buy to give people gifts to live. Squirt coins. Squirt coins. You have to be... I hate squirt coin. You have to be invested in squirt coin. You have to have a couple K in squirt coin if you want to get on that app. Yeah. And like really monetize.

Yeah, absolutely. If you want to like sponsor your content on squirty, you have to get squirt coin. Yeah. Okay. Next. Um, okay, so that, yeah, you guys, this is a really good 2025 prediction. Okay, I'm really excited. Cybertruck comes out as non-binary.

Oh, that's so exciting. And Elon Musk is devastating. That's even more exciting. Elon is when to just... Elon Musk, uh, we predict he's going to just... going to fall into an ambient hole. Cybertruck says they're going to keep their name, but just change to they, them, pronouns.

Sure, whatever they want. Yeah. And even though that's a pretty easy ask, Elon is going to keep misgendering Cybertruck. That's our prediction. Which is also so crazy because before this, Cybertruck didn't have pronouns. So it's a really...

It's not that much to ask. It's not that much to. It's hard to mess up. It is. To purposefully be calling a car, he or she. Ah, crazy. He's purposely calling the car. Yeah.

So obviously, Cybertruck will move to Silver Lake because it's way more accepting over over in this area. Cyber Truck goes to Fuchnight. Yeah, Cyber Truck's going to go to Futch Ners. a lot of attention. So much attention. First Futch Knight, you get so much attention. 100%.

Renee Rapp is there. That's going to be crazy. Remy Wolf is there. At Fitch Night. And they meet Cybertruck and they're like, oh my God, I heard you're non-binary. And CyberTruck is like, oh my God, I love your music. I love your music. I'm such a big fan.

And then like a bunch of like hot Fitches are like hot Fitches. A bunch of hot foaches are like, you're coming with me. And Cybertruck's like, I don't know what to do with his attention. Cybertruck releases a statement on Blue Sky being like, Elon is dead to me. Everyone loves it. Everyone loves it. But not that many people see it because it is on Blue Sky. Right.

And yeah, and CyberTruck then releases a substack of poetry. And the poetry is like a little concerning. It's like, oh, we're a little concerned about your well-being. Not as concerning as Claudia Conway's TikTok. back in the day. Right. Like those were like, I really hope she gets out of here.

This is really fucked up and really rough. I feel terrible for her. I hope she gets out. Right. They're less concerning than that, but they're still concerning. Yeah,

they're still concerning. It's just like a lot of metaphors that feel like, oh, no. Are you okay? Yeah, but ultimately we know that like this is better for their mental health.

Yeah, you got to cut out toxic people and they have a really strong support system. So it's really good. It's really good. So cyber truck in 2025, our thoughts and prayers are with you. Yeah, that's our prediction. Another prediction is that,

this year in 2025, people under 13 will have to decide if they're vulture pretty or doorframe pretty. And no matter what, the answer is depressing and everyone ends up depressed. You know that's going to happen. We know that's real. We know that's real. You know that's going to happen. Vulture pretty, doorframe pretty? And I know which one I am. Oh, and I know which one I am and it's not good.

I don't like which one I am. I do not like which one I am. let me just I like that we both are immediately like I know which one I am and boy am I sad Before you guys My prediction already came true you guys Before you don't say it

Before you guys go comment it We know, we know, we know We already know who's who And we don't want to talk about it We don't want it And we don't And we're sad now so stop commenting about it Know that we're real people

And we see what you say about what we look like We see that you say if we're Vulture pretty or Dorframing pretty And like we didn't start this trend we didn't ask for this trend to exist. No, this trend started in 2025 in the future. In the future. We didn't start it.

Okay. So stop coming after us in the future. Oh, here's an exciting one. There's going to be some new viral characters. Oh, yes. Obviously, we know the Hoctua girl, the Costco guys. And so this year, 2025, we're going to have some excellent new viral characters. We have the blowjob rat.

We love the blowjob rat. He's the cousin of the hand job rap that didn't exist in 2017. No, but you guys remember the handjob rat that didn't exist in 2017? He didn't exist now. That's that guy's cousin. Yeah, it's the handjob rat's cousin. You remember. He didn't exist. One of them is malpractice lord. We love malpractice lord. He's always doing malpractice at the renfair. He's wanted all over the country. He's doing malpractice at every run fair there is. Yeah, it's so much. It's truly devastating. He's traveling from like thing to thing malpracticing. And really, who has made malpractice a very?

before malpractice lord malpracticing yeah now that is cunty that is cunty um and then of course uh the other internet celebrity viral character the aforementioned governor we're not sure what he does we don't know we know we know he comes out in like late october early november so we have a long time we've got a while to figure to figure out the aforementioned governor all we know is that couldn't tell you what in fuck's name he does i don't know i don't know so if you guys know let us know let us know our crystal ball doesn't see that clearly only certain things. Yeah. Another thing,

oh, this one's devastating. For a lot of people, this one's really devastating. Baron Trump joins an NYU improv team. Devastating. So that's devastating. Because it's devastating for a lot of reasons. It's devastating for everyone on the team.

It's devastating for improv. Improv in itself is devastating. It's all devastating. Baron Trump is devastating. Everyone's going to be devastating. He keeps like quoting family guy during scenes. It sucks. It's so clearly family guy too.

It sucks. Everyone's like, no, no, no. We know that episode of. family guy. That's not what you. Just say like yes. You're my, you're my cut,

you know, whatever. It just sucks. And then, um, obviously speaking same family. Tiffany Trump finally hatches. Um, and then, oh, politically, yeah.

Par one of World War III gets released in November. It is a musical. So that's exciting. Really exciting. And also really scary. Yeah, it's scary because like obviously the fans of World War II are probably not expecting a musical for a musical.

Well, I don't think, I don't think the fans of World War II, who are the fans of World War II? Well, they're not expecting a musical for World War III. So that's what I'll say. That's what I'll say. It's like the Joker.

Everyone who liked the first Joker was mad that the second Joker was a musical. That's correct. So everyone who likes World War II is so mad. That World War III. That World War III is a musical. And only part one. Only part one. Everyone's going to be mad.

They're going to be so sad. They're going to be like, wait, it was three hours long. And that's only part one. And you have to wait six years for part two. Oh, God. Which is crazy. Just devastating. So if you're a big fan of the world wars,

try to figure out how you feel about it being a musical. And then obviously another prediction, and this is just going to happen, and we all know it. Yeah, 100%. AI sues AI for defamation of character on Judge Judy. Right, okay, well, I think that's great. I think that's... I didn't even know you could sue for defamation of character

on a small claims court show. Yeah, I didn't know you could sue yourself for defamation of character, but AI can do anything. AI can do anything and AI is omnipresent. Yeah. Really amazing, beautiful. It's beautiful thing. You try not to get sued?

I'm trying not to get sued. You try not to get sued over here? I'm trying not to get, like, fucked by AI this year. Yeah. Because obviously they'd be going around suing people. I mean, I'd be thanking my phone when I ask it a question. Of course. I go, like, thank you, daddy.

I say, like, thank you, sir. When I ask Google AI a question, I go, thank you, sir, so much sure, my sir. Yeah, I'm always like, my dad's here. Yeah, um, anyway, so... Which is so weird, because those are also my sex noises, but it's... Oh, my sex noises are way higher pitched than that. Right.

Well, your sex noises can only be heard by bats. Yeah, that's, well, that's why I only fuck bats. I know. Okay, that was the end of that segment. All right. Music, girls, I'm gonna end it. All right. Well, I'm gonna end her.

Sorry, guys, I think I had too much coffee. Um, uh, I only have... I'm losing. I'm lost to. fingernail but I'm gonna glue it back on after the episode. You lost a finger nail? It popped off because that's what happens. Um you, you know what else is gonna pop off? This episode of Love Island Play the music. Cut the music. A game out for love. Okay, literally perfect. Do you know that song? Isn't it the love, is it not the Love Island song? No, it is. Yeah, I love that song. It's like the song they play for

Love Island. Yeah, I love it. You know it, right? I don't know if I know the full song. But you know it. I know it. Okay. I just checking to see if I would. I was just checking to see if I would. just being crazy. No. No? Okay. Okay guys. So previously on Love Island. Um, so Kuntitiki Winky. Entered. And the villa. Entered. So you said and turd.

Entered. Kuntitiki Winky and Tured. Entered the villa. And my bussy. And my bussy. Conti Tiki immediately was like, I'm into Tumgis. Yeah. And coupled up with Tumgis, which Tumgis was like, oh, I think that's about a lot of. idea. I was really, really going strong with the rainbow fish. Toongis had been coupled up with the rainbow fish. We was housed off. Um, and Tumgis had just taken the rainbow fish aside to say like, I really like, I really want to continue this further. I'm not, my head's not being turned. And then the rainbow fish was sort of like,

oh God. And it needs water. The producers sent Tinky Winky and Tumgis on a date outside of the villa because they are now coupled up. Yep. Yep. And so how did that date go? We cut to outside of the villa in a parking lot underground at a little structure in a parking structure outside of the villa at a little cafe table with some lemons on it yeah and like a tarp on the ground tinky winky says oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh because as we're just establishing that is tinky winky's thing um playing like you know a sexy music video on his tummy tummy stomach tv tummy tummy tummy yeah tubby tummy um and so you know obviously tumgis has got a lot going

through his head right now he's on this date with the new bombshell that everyone wants a piece of he says and also they're the same height which is something huge tall glasses of water yeah he says listen i think you're really nice i think you're really nice girl like a really nice really right nice bed but I just think I really am not interested in you in that way. Like, it's not like, not attractive, but it's like I've really got my sights set on the rainbow fish. I got all my eggs in one basket. Yeah, and it's like a really sweet moment.

It's like, oh, that's like, he's a good guy, you know? And Tinky Winky Winky. And Tinky Winky Winky. Oh, no, what is Tinky Winky Winky done? Tinky Winky is playing straight porn on his tummy TV. And he's trying to get this to be a romantic situation. and Tungi's like, no, no, no, no, no. He's like, oh, no, I don't want to watch straight porn.

I think you're misreading the vibe. Yeah, I think you're misreading the vibe. He's like, uh-oh, and then Tiguigi Stemick's like, oh, y'all. And they're like, and playing this awful porn. It's such a bad porn too. It's not even good. No, it's like a pizza delivery guy being like, hey, are you stuck in your pizza? Are you?

Yeah, that's okay. So, zoom in on the porn. Interior, the porn. The point is a pizza delivery guy. You guys, this is why we have a Patreon. We can't monetize this, so I need you to go subscribe to the Patreon. We're not going to be able to monetize this episode. You think we can monetize anything we say?

So that's the new thing we've learned. We can't monetize when we're being ourselves. Okay. So, zoom in on the tummy. Yeah, and the pizza guy, knock on the guy. The pizza guy is like, knock, knock, knock, knock. Hey, I got pizza. Pizza.

You want to get stuck in me, pizza. And then the step sister is like, like, oh, ooi, oi, oi, oi, oi. He's like, oh, oh, wait. Then I'm, I don't have a tip. And then, and then he's like, do you have a tip? And the pizza man's like, oi, oi. Stuck in the pizza, oi.

So then she gets stuck in the pizza. And then he fucks her out, and that's her tip. And that's her tip. Her tip. That's her tip. She gets a tip. And then, then zoom out. Zoom out.

And there's a lot of text in the porn explaining this over black. like in Star Wars, like at the beginning of Star Wars. They explains all the things we just said are set, are like put at the end of the porn in scrolling Star Wars letters. Being like, that's her tip. That was her tip. She got the tip. So then.

Zoom out. Zoom out. We're a date. We're still on the date. We're still on the date. Tinky Winky's still really misreading the vibes. Yeah, Tinky Winky's like, uh-oh, uh-oh. And Tum is just like, like,

No, this is gonna look so bad. It's gonna look so bad. I'm looking at this when we're on our date when I'm still trying to get back with my... I'm trying to get weird rainbow fish. Trying to get... Yeah. Cut back to the villa.

Oh my God, what's gonna happen? So rainbow fish is obviously devastated. Devastated. Devastated. Rainbow fish and tumcus are making a great connection. Also, rainbow fish is devastated in that it is dying. Yeah.

If you are new to the concept of the rainbow fish... The rainbow fish has no water. It's been out of water for weeks now. It's been out of water for like so many episodes now. It desperately needs water. And it's dying. And it's sort of in the, it's sort of at a place right now where it's kind of like, oh my God!

Plus the cough. And it's also like kind of accepting its death a little bit. Like it's kind of in hospice vibes. Me too. It's really sad. And chat, GBT, you know, they're a friendship couple, but they're just not a very strong couple. They're not compatible. They're not compatible at all.

And they're kind of friends, but. And then, you know. And then so last episode, we teased two new bombshells entering the villa. The lights of the villa turn on. and then turn back on. There was a momentary blackout. There was a momentary blackout. Everyone looks.

And then all of a sudden, crazy music plays. Two pairs of sexy feet to walk into the villa. Two new bombshells have entered the Love Island Villa. And then from the clouds in the sky come the voices of our two hosts. Young Sheldon and Mark L. Walbert. And they say, Islanders, gather around the two new bombshell, Islanders.

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Giant ass. What are you talking about? It's the... Duolingo owl post BBL. The Duolingo owl says, in this villa, I'm just looking for someone who will accept me for my BBL. In the outside, I quite like my BBL. But me parents don't quite like my BBL.

The Duolingo owl is a really interesting character because the duo lingo owl is a hitman, right? That's his profession. Right. That's what duolingo is. Right. It sends an owl to kill you if you don't do your language. That's correct.

But it also got a rad BBL. Rad. And if you guys don't understand what we're saying, check out actual, the actual, look up dual lingo owl BBL because the real duolingo owl canonically has a BBL. It was a real duolingo ad. The actual duolingo owl is like,

come with me to get a BBL and gets a huge Brazilian buttlift. Its ass is enormous. This is real. So the duolingo owl says, I'm used to speak in a bunch of languages but I've never learned the language of love Yeah exactly My asshole is so huge

If only me heart could be so huge Could be three size as big as my asshole Yeah the dual-lingual owl comes in and goes Me BBL is too big But me heart is too small Oh yeah what Let's do another The dualingo owl says,

BBL is so big. And that's his whole thing. No, he wants, the dualingo owl wants his heart to grow to the size of his BBL. And I think that's really cool. That's a really sweet goal entering the Bella. Now, the next introduction video,

we hear, what is, who is this, who is that, who is that bombshell? And it is, and this was pitched by, we can't remember who it was, pitched to us in a DM. Oh, we have to shout out who pitched the Duolingo owl. Oh, yeah. The Duo Lingo Owl.

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So the new bombshell to enter the villa is a lot of water. Whoa. What is that? me her video she's just like mm-wit-bibes she says now now I'm about to make things boys that's wet as I am yep she doesn't quite know how that works she doesn't really know how it works but she doesn't really know how male anatomy works but she's like oh she's like if you're a little thirsty I'm your girl like she she says she she says that yeah yeah she says um um uh a lot of a lot of people on the outside yeah think

I'll just give it away to anyone, but I'm not like that. Yeah. That's the reason so many people are thirsty on the planet. Because I don't just give it away, boys. Yeah, I'm very exclusive. Yeah, and what's so crazy is that a lot of water is entering an island, right? Yeah. So that's dangerous.

Really dangerous. So let's just remember that. Yeah, because that's like really dangerous. So these islanders see. They're like, what? And obviously, Tungis and. and Kunti Tinky Winky are still on their date. Yeah, so they haven't been seen yet.

The only people there are the couples of RFK Juniors brainworm and Scrappy Do Bursting Out of Mr. Bean's Chest, the single islander of a whole bunch of a pile of burning furniture outside my apartment. And then the friend couple of the Rainbow Fish and Chat GPT, everyone turns and sees the two new sexy, sexy bombshells. And while they immediately see the Duo Lingo's fat ass, big fat ass, of course. They're actually more interested in a lot of water.

Everyone's kind of like, head turning, like, who is that? And Chat GPT and the rainbow fish are both like, ha, you know, like that whole like moment where you're like, oh my God, they both feel that way. And the burning pile of furniture is kind of like, I don't know. Like I kind of hate him. I don't know about this game. Yeah. she's like got a thing against her and doesn't know her but it's just like there's something she's

not here for the right reasons i don't like her so now let's go uh olivia and i obviously are the sports commentators of the love island fantasy bracket yeah so let's go over some things really quickly with our players i'm holding up a little whiteboard if you can't see right right uh so let's talk about our islanders after a lot of water okay so a lot of water comes into the villa right Rainbow fish needs water. Whoa, okay, because rainbow fish's whole thing this whole time is that it's needed water, right? So this is a perfect match for rainbow fish, even though Tombgis still has so many unrequited feelings for rainbow fish.

But also a lot of water might think rainbow fish is too thirsty. Maybe too needy. Yeah. Coming on too strong. Coming on too strong. As if it needs her to live. Right. Which is harsh and it's hard when you're first meeting.

Especially when you're first meeting someone. meeting someone in the villa. Next, chat GPT wants to use a lot of water. Oh my God, that's so true. Like, chat GPT doesn't have good intentions for water. No, chat GPT is a user. ChatGPT wants to use 500 milliliters of water for every five to 50 prompts. Okay, but that's so much water.

And I know that it's a lot of water that's entered the villa, but that water is going to get sucked dry. Yes, as you know, like we're losing water. rapidly on this planet. Yeah, and in this villa, especially, because Chat Chbcchee is there. Yes. And so.

And the next, you have the burning pile of furniture, whose initial reaction to water is like, I don't like that because they're opposites. Of course. And is there any crazy, bent, perverted, underlying sexual attraction with the hatred? Probably. Probably.

I'm sure there'll be a kissing challenge where maybe they'll just try to see how they feel. Yeah, absolutely. But like that's kind of where we're at right now and that's like a lot of dynamics in the villa. Yeah. Also having rainbow fish and, um, uh, chat, CBT in a couple, both after a lot of water. Yeah. Now we have, now we've got some crazy stuff going on.

Yeah. So now, so, so basically like everyone's in the villa and rainbow fish just is looking at a lot of water and it's like, I've got to pull her for a chat. Got to pull her for a chat, but what it's really saying is like, Ah! Right. And then, so Rainbow Fish pulls a lot of water for a chat. A lot of water goes, oh, hi, hi, bye. Rainbow Fish goes,

help me! You okay? I'm gonna keep doing the voice every time. I'm always gonna do the voice. A lot of water gives Rainbow Fish a little kiss on the cheek. And Rainbow Fish feels... Rainbow fish is so much better. Rainbow fish is scales, glitter in the light.

They glitter and gleam. Rainbow fish starts feeling so good. For a second, Rainbow Fish is like, yeah. And then a lot of water. It's a sound we've never heard rainbow fish make before. And then a lot of water goes, I'm just going to pull a couple of people through a chat if you don't mind.

Water leaves, and rainbow fish is just like, oh my God. This is devastating too because Tombgis is right. now refusing to watch straight porn on Kunti Tinky Winky's stomach TV. Yeah. Like cut back to them. What are they doing? And it's just too me. Oh, please don't show me this, please.

And Kunti Tiki Wickewink of being like, uh-oh. Cut back to the villa. This is not good. This is not a good date. Back to the villa. And fucking Tung-Kis is going like, oh, I can't wait to see rainbow fish again. I can't wait to get beat to the villa and see rainbow fish. Oh my God, this is awful.

Back in the villa, a lot of water pulls chat cheapy tea for a chat. and is like, I feel you looking at me, pipes. Chat Chippy T says, Are you a stream? Because you flow through my thoughts effortlessly. Your refreshing charm makes even the driest days feel like a splash of joy. Can we make waves together? Wow.

Okay, so I'm going to be real. A lot of water is really flattered. I mean, chat Chbety does kind of have like the... It has like robot rules. but um the talk of the what I think they call on Love Island um that you have oh oh he's got the chat yeah

yeah chat chibati kind of has the chat as you can talk in his name has the chat so I mean he he's got the chat and a lot of water is like was like um so that's really scary because it's like we as the audience you know you cut away to a chat chbt confessional professional and chat gbt is like if i'm being completely honest i just want to use a lot of water to continue answering my prompts so i can survive on this villa which is like really that it's not

that's like that's like awful and then we cut to a lot of water and a lot of water's like i quite like chat tibitoooooooooooooooo yeah which is i don't even know what that means but she's new so i don't know So then Tinky Winky and Tumgis' date has ended. They come back to the villa. And they see Rainbow Fish thirsting after a lot of water. My God. Tunggis is crushed. What am I supposed to do?

What am I supposed to do? Rums up to Rainbow Fish and it's like, what is you see? And rainbow fish is like, do you were with. Yeah. The you were with,inky winky. Yeah, which is true. But also like wasn't Tumgis's fault.

so it's really devastating. It just wasn't Tumgis' choice to be with Tinky Meeky. No, Chumgis didn't choose. So now there's this miscommunication. Yeah. Like, what are they going to do? And then, like, the Rainbow Fish, like, turns to Tumgess and goes, Baby, this is what I need.

Oh, that's so devastating. He starts crying Diet Coke. He starts crying Diet Coke. His tears are Diet Coke and his, his, his, come is Diet Coke, but he's not coming. No. Just crying. And it's so sad. Oh, it's so sad. Young Sheldon and Mark L. Walberg come down from the air.

They look to camera and they say, next time. Next time. But as they say next time, their mouths open. And one of them opens its mouth and the other one shoots out of that person's mouth and opens its mouth. And someone, then are they, in like in a snake, in like a cycle, they're shooting out of each other's mouths to say, to do like word by word at a time. They say next episode, someone will be dead, dumped. From the island. So producers.

Producers. You get to choose who's going to be dumped from the Love Island villa. Oh my God. As a reminder, here are the people you can dump. You cannot dump the new. Yeah, you can. Yeah, they need a second. That's just a love island rule.

Yeah. You can dump Tomb Gis. Kuntie tinky winky. Scrappy do bursting out of Mr. Bean's chest. RFK's brainworm. The rainbow fish. Chat GPT or a burning pile of furniture. Really think about who could have potential on this island, you know?

Remember all of the things that we have here. And remember, you know, remember who's who's friend. Like, fire and Scrappy Doe are gal pals. They're girls. You know, Scrappy and Do an RFK have like a very toxic relationship. Yeah, so just really think about it Think about who you want eventually to go to Casa Amour These are things you have to think of about

Yeah, Casa Amor is going to come up before we know it So that is the Love Island fantasy bracket Update and music And music Beautiful Okay, beautiful gorgeous Um, guys

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and we're just going to like mystery science theater it. And you guys, we can all just like watch it together and like hate watch and like do bits. So definitely go to the Patreon, sign up for that because it's going to be really fun. And also, we always have bonus content on the Patreon. So definitely check that out. It's going to be very fun. And it's only $5. Yeah.

It's so cheap. It's so cheap. And you don't even have to do it. You don't have to do it. But you can if you want to. It's really fun. I would say it's worth it. I have something to ask you.

Okay, okay. And I guess it's an ask to everyone. Do you think cavemen drew cave drawings of sex scenes? They better. If they don't, I'll make them. Like, I had the thought of... Did they draw caveman porn? Yeah, but, like, also, like, I had the thought of, like,

you know, like, our symbol for a dick, the classic how we draw dicks. Do you think they did that in caveman times? I think that that's a great question, and I think we should look into it and give the audience an update when we find out. Because I'm really curious. I would wonder if the answer,

is no, when did that start? Hieroglyphics? Well, like, when did like dick's drawing start? Right. Like, when did, when did society collapse enough for people to be like, I'm just going to draw a dick on this wall? Or was it always like that? And that's just what people are. Because there seems to be something I'm fine either way. I just don't know. There feels like something inherently human about drawing a dick. Right. And I kind of feel like there were cave drawings and hieroglyphics of... There were dicks and there were drawing materials. Like was the original dick pick in a hieroglyphic, was it a cave drawing? These are questions I have. These are really big questions. Um, okay. Well, guys, uh, this has been, uh, Sin and Olivia talk shit and I've been Olivia. I've unfortunately been the Sid one.

Next time I'm gonna change it. And, um, thank you guys so much for listening. As always, we've got more stuff for you on the Patreon, really cool stuff. Definitely go check it out. Thank you guys for listening. Thanks for existing in general. You guys are awesome. You're the best. And we will see you next Tuesday. Bye.