Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - NIGHTMARE SONGS! 🎵 🎶

Episode Date: April 7, 2026

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I was born in a small farm town in the woods, and I found the woods when I found myself. And I'm really, really smart, and I know about that. And I know that I'm smart and think about that. Is that Hamilton? Yeah, that's Hamilton. Yeah, that's Hamilton. He just talks about how good he is at everything. Do you know Hamilton? Yeah. I haven't seen Hamilton. Now, that was the funniest tie we've ever done, apparently. Never done a funnier high. Never done. A funnier high. Um, hi, welcome to sit and Olivia Talk. I'm the Sud one. I'm the Olivia one. We're talking some shut. We're shutting up.

We're shutting up today. It'll be a shut up for the first time ever. Sidney'll be a shut up for the first time ever. Play music. Cut that music. We don't have a guest today because our guest was Christy Noem's husband. Have you seen that? No, what happened?

Okay, wait, can I show you? You guys, I actually, I'm so sorry. I like, is this something I'm supposed to know? No, this just happened like yesterday. By the time this episode comes out, this will be last week's news. But holy shit. What happened? Did you go missing?

No, better, better. And listen, I want to say that this podcast, unless I find out more information about him that's actually negative, this podcast is a safe place for Christy Noem's husband. Christy Noam. What happens? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Okay, Christy Noam obviously is, like, awful, right? Terrible person.

She's just like, I kill dogs. I hate trans people. She's like bad. I love to, like, absolutely arrest people for being brown. Wicked witch. Wicked witch. Mad and moribled. Yeah.

Christy. Wicked witch. Yeah, when you turn around Christy Gnome, it is wicked witch. You know how Christy Gnome starts with it's WW? And then you turn it around and that's M.M., which is Mick and Mitched Mitch. Okay. No, but okay. Okay, so what happened with Chrissy Nome?

So some news came out, right? Can we get the pictures? So he was on some chat rooms. He was on some kink fetish sites. And listen, we're not kink shaming here, especially because his kink is, bimboification. Wait, is he wearing boobs? He absolutely is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, he's wearing like a breastplate? Yeah, and he loves it. Except the nipples are pretty wide. Yeah, they're pretty all over the place. Pretty wide. So he's into the bimbobification kink, which is making like the more and more and more plasticy, huge boobs, huge lips, kind of like bimbledication. Wait, Christy Nomas into that too.

Well, I don't even know if she knows she is, but she's also into shooting dogs. Right. It's so crazy. I would never make fun of a woman getting work done because literally I've had injections in my lips. So I like totally understand. No, it's your body. Do whatever you want with it. But when I hate you. Yeah. Once you're just arresting people for being brown. Yes. It's fair game. Once you're like I am racist and I'm like racist Barbie, then it's like well, I can make fun of anything. Yeah. That's fair game. I'm sorry. I don't go. So her husband is wearing the boobies. Love. is super into cross-dressing on fetish sites. Great. And the idea is that she doesn't know this? She just found out, apparently. Okay.

Maybe she did. Maybe she didn't. Her family is quote unquote devastated. Devastated? I'm devastated by her and all of her actions. It's like welcome to, yeah, welcome to being devastated, asshole. Welcome to being devastated, guys. So the thing about it is.

Welcome to being devastated. I want him to explore this. I think this is awesome for him. Once again, he might be a terrible guy besides this. And if that's the case, then I take a lot of this back. I'm not king shaming him. People contain multitudes. Exactly.

Caitlin Jenner is bad. Exactly. Caitlin Jenner still killed someone. Yeah. It contained multitudes. You can be anything and bad. And that's a quality. Yes.

And that's like actually one of the things that is so beautiful about the world. You can be woman in bad. You can be woman in bad. You can be cis in bad. You can be trans and bad. You can be non-binary and bad. And go for it. You know what I mean? Everyone can be bad. Everyone can be bad. And that's, that's cool. That's a quality. That's a quality. And that's what that is. But here's the thing about this is I. Oh, the nipples are all over the place. Right. One of the nipples is up here and one of the nipples is down here. Oh, they're all over the place. Not shaming if you have equal nipples. Yeah. Is that a thing? No. Do whatever. Do whatever. If your nipples look like crazy. Wonky, I love that for you.

Is that real? Wonky nipples. Look at the neckline, though. It's wonky ass nipples. All I know is that I want this to be a thing and I want him to like pursue a career in this because I. Can you pursue a career in drag? Absolutely. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure.

I thought you meant like a career in this tank. Yeah, it's just like, listen, she's been fighting to, you know, like stop people from being the gender that they are. Like she's been stopping. Oh, she's bad. She's bad. And obviously she's bad in so many ways. Right. But this is just, this is just awesome. It is, it is like a cool Yeah, I mean, this is always what's happening. His name is Byron Nome, right?

Sure, sure. And if he had a parody drag name, it would be what? Siren, Mone. Siren Mone. Wow, Siren Mone is not bad, but if you have a better one, let me know. I mean, it's, yeah, and then because sirens will sing and then sailors come to them. Yes, and you drown sailors. He goes like, uh-huh. Yeah. And then all the sailors come through.

Yeah. They come through and they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. That's the sound that sailors make. All the sailors are like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, what a good. That's not very nice. No, that's not nice, California pose. We're not, we're not making fun of him for this.

We are actually supporting. We're saying yes. We're supporting him. Lean farther into it. Leave her. Yeah, leave her. You know that thing that's like, leave, your husband, leave, leave, you're, oh my gosh, it's been a TikTok sound for 500 years. I am so.

Where are I? We have to get in the middle. I have to get less on the internet and you have to get a little bit more on the internet. I don't know any of this bullshit. What is happening? Oh, yeah. And Trump's reaction was, they confirmed it. That's too bad.

I'm like, honestly, yeah, he paid $25,000 to chat online with fetish models in the bimbofication scene. And here's the thing. Okay. If you're watching this, Byron Gnome, get on the pod. Come on the pod, Byron. We are huge drag supporters here. Love drag. And we don't kink shame here.

No, not at all. I mean, it's just some weird stuff. Oh, I love weird stuff. I love weird stuff. As long as everything is safe, consensual, agreed upon, let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. We're all down? Let's do it.

So anyway, this, uh, fuck yeah, you know, poetic justice. This is genius. I love it. I'm so happy. happy. Wow. And like, yeah. And so let's hear what what sound that goes with. Okay. Yeah. Good job, Byron. All right. So that was our guest, but he is having her little PR nightmare. Yeah, he's doing a whole thing. He has to not be here. Um, here's, here's an interesting thing I haven't been able to really say to you in person. Oh, okay. Well, I, you know already.

Okay. I know that some people like, when they do podcasts with the co-host, they're like, I'll save this for the podcast. Yeah. I only really ever save it for the pot if it's like a really insane like video or picture that I'm like, I need your live reaction. But that's been so rare. Maybe one or two times in our whole wide lives. Yeah. No. But I'll tell you when I'll tell you, my 1001 year old grandmother failed hospice. It is so, this is my favorite thing. They kicked her out of hospice. She's 101. She was in palliative care. The nurses were coming to her home. Yeah. they would come to her home. And they were so condescending and she's so smart. Although I will say like they were trying their best, right? Yeah, they're hospice nurses.

They're so lovely. And they came to her home and they were like, Erica, it's time for your shower. And she was like, um, fuck you. I'll take my own shower, queen. Yeah. Yeah. But they would come to her house and they'd be like, okay, what do you need help with? And she'd be like, do you need breakfast?

And she would like try to feed them. And she'd be like, what do you need? I have some grapefruit. And they'd be like, none of your grandma. Take your blood pressure. And she's like, all right, do your thing. Did you want me to take yours? And then when they'd go, do you have any questions for me?

She'd go, when am I going to die? Shit. Fuck. But they literally were like, girl, you are not dying. And so you were kicked out of hospice. I think that's the coolest thing anyone could ever do is fail hospice. She failed. She failed.

And I literally, she was talking to me about it. And she was like, I'm dying too slowly. And I was like, Graham, you're fine. You're good. Yeah, like, you're doing great. You're, don't worry. She was like a little bit offended that she got kicked out and I was like, you shouldn't me.

This is great. No, it's actually amazing. It's actually so. Yeah. No, it's like, it's like, yeah. She was like, okay, they don't want me. Okay, cool. So I'm not dying good enough or?

Yeah, but she got kicked out of hospice. What are other things that would be fun to fail? Like a, um, uh, uh, I would love to fail like, like, rehab if they're like you're not addicted enough. Oh sure sure. You're not you're not drunk enough to be in this rehab. Sure, sure. But failing rehab sounds kind of like you just relax. Exactly. Yeah. I'm trying to think of other things that are like. But like for example, if you were doing like, I don't know, like some sort of plastic surgery or like something like that. Yes. If you came in and you were like, I need a nose job and they were like, we can't give you one because it's perfect and you're so sexy.

That would be awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, like, if you're getting laser hair removal and they're like, there's just no hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or, like, people who, people who are like, oh, I'm going to go to, like, you know, like a weight watcher's per personal trainer. And then everyone's like, you can't be here. You're too fit.

You're too skinny, skinny. Like, so fit that you should teach me. Yeah, you should teach me. Yeah, uh, yeah, asterisked on that last one. Not trying to trigger it even. Yeah, fair. Also, my grandma is a Tiger Woods apologist. Because she thinks he's hot, right?

My grandma, I think, has a huge crush on Tiger Woods who recently got another DUI. I think he flipped his car for the third time. That is impressive to do it that three times and not die. Because flipping your car is actually really kind of hard to do. I've never done it. I've never done it. I've never done it. I've never done it.

I'm pretty sure three. I've only ever gotten in fender vendors. Yeah. And like so far behind Tiger Woods on so many of them. I've never cheated on anyone. I've never won it golf and I've never flipped my car. I've never won it golf. Yeah.

And yeah, my grandma is very much so like, he's fine. He's doing his thing. Yeah. Her thing was like, she thinks he's hot. When I said like, oh yeah, I mean he was arrested. And she was like, wait, you know, why? And I was like, why? And she was like, because he did not.

want to pee in public? Can you blame him? I was like, what are you talking about? Yeah, wait, I actually want to know what she's talking about. I think this is total fake news. So truly, do not quote me on this. Wait, can we follow your grandma for fake news? She can just make it up. But what my grandma said is that Tiger Woods was getting a urine test on the side of the street, and he said, I don't really want to do that. And so they were like, well, then you're arrested. And he was like, I just don't really want to pee on the side of the street. Oh, because they were like, they were giving him a DUI test and that he didn't. Like, is it one of those things where it's like you don't, if you don't, you don't have to blow into the breathalyzer?

You don't have to get the, you do have to get the blood test? I don't know. Yeah, I know you don't have to blow into the breathalizer, but it is like. Yeah, he refused to provide a urine sample. You know what I'm, but they arrested him because he was drunk driving. Yeah, yeah. Right. He was drunk driving.

And we've seen the recent, what's his face? Justin Timberlake. Oh, my God. It's so good. It's a genius drunk driving arrest. It's so good. That one is really. It's so good.

Yeah, they just released the footage of Justin Timberlake actually doing the DUI. And he says to the cop at some point, you guys, this was like actually really hard. Yeah, he was guys, these tests like the sobriety DUI tests, like these are actually really hard. Yeah, when you're drunk. Yeah. I also love in a much more hateful way. I love there's this ice agent that gets arrested for drunk driving. Oh, I saw that.

And it's so good. And he just keeps, he keeps trying every tactic. He's like Florida ice agent arrested for drunk driving. And he keeps being like, come on. Like, I work for DHS. And they're like, okay, you're drunk. And he's like, we're both officers. And he's like, right, you're drunk.

And he keeps being like, lane, lane, buddy. Come on, man. Yeah, he, I mean, I can reenact it perfectly. Sure, sure, sure. He just keeps being like, oh, my, come on, man, come on. Let me get back in the car and drive drunk. And then he keeps being like, my bitch wife is trying to take it. my kids who are this is the sad part in the car right but uh he does get arrested and the worst

part of it is he at a certain point there's either another cop or a traffic per like there's a guy there who i think is another yeah he's wearing the vest so i don't know if he's i don't know what yeah he's just but he just turns to him at a certain point he's like where are you from are you Haitian and it's like i just like truly i don't like cops in like the in general the the system is is is it's But I've never gotten off on seeing someone get arrested more than this guy. Well, yeah, of course. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Ew. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah. I'm getting off. Oh, my God. Sorry, Dad. I'm getting off on the podcast.

Oh, my God. I, like, can't believe. You can't get off. I can't get off. I have a segment. I kind of have this idea. Yeah. And it might work and it might not work.

I love that. That's the best kind of ideas. So I want us to do impressions. Okay. But not impressions that are like necessarily of singers. Okay. But impressions of their songs. Oh, yeah. So I feel like each of us will play this game where each of us does like an impression of someone's, like someone's songs.

Yeah. Yeah. And then the other person has to guess what it's an impression of. Oh, that's really good. So it's like a really, like absurdist level impression that we're not, we're not doing the, we're doing the vibe. Impression of the vibe of. Yes. Okay.

I can go first. You go first. If you want to try to. Yeah. Okay. So this is, um, this is song impressions music. Cut the music. Okay.

Yeah. Who is this? Yeah. Or what type of song? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I regret this 100% now.

Hey boy. You smell like. shit I gotta show you your girlfriend's clit hey boy why don't you walk away don't you know that your girlfriend's gay come on she's come on these what is it that Joe Joe Cee-O-C-L say um G-I-R-L what's that spell the only gender in the whole wide world. Oh, wow. G-I-R-L, what's that spell? The only gender in the whole wide world. That's a, okay, first off, that's just a beautiful song in and of itself.

Pink. Are you fucking with me right now? I, I mean, Jojo Siwa was my first guess. Well, it's a bad impression. Yeah, uh, uh, uh, but you know who it is. Who is it? It's, wait, you know who it is. Wait, can you guess? Can you guess? Yes? Yeah, come here. This is Stephanie. This is Stephanie. We love Stephanie. What is it? I might be poorly wrong, but is a chapel wrong. It's just wrong. Oh my God. Okay, okay. I understand the game now because it's a bad, it's a bad impression of chapel. Okay, I was trying my best, but it is bad. Okay. And I love, that's so good. Oh my, no, I love Chapel.

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Oh, Charlie X, yeah, yeah, close. Keep going. Go to the club and I see all the boys and one of them looks like a baby toy. No, I don't know. No, I don't know. Wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I get arrested and I do more arrests and I go to. To the pub and it's 2010. Oh, it's 2010.

Yeah. Keep going. Fucking up my day and fucking up yours. And if you come anywhere. Kesha. Yes. Yeah. Sorry, it took me so long, but I also kind of love that it continued. No, but the thing is, like, like, I think actually there's something really beautiful

about the fact that, like, Charlie X-E-X has the energy of Kesha. Wow. Different musical style, but. I actually just got chilled. Right? Like, Kesha, Kesha is, has, like, half. on. Casha walked so Charlie could run. Yeah, exactly. Wait, Cassia walked so Charlie could run. Yeah. And I feel like, could you imagine.

I could cry. Could you imagine them doing a song together? I could. I could real life cry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Casha walked so Charlie could run. Okay, yeah, yeah, really. Write it in the comments. Casha walked so Charlie could run. Okay, you want to do one? Yeah. When I fuck it sounds like, uh-ah, when a fuck it sounds like Oh, when I fuck it sounds like I'm gonna fuck in the bathroom stall. I'm gonna fuck in the fall. I'm gonna fuck like I'm five feet tall.

I'm gonna fuck inside my walls. No, okay. I'm gonna fuck all time. I'm gonna fuck you in my mind. I'm gonna fuck you in my spine. I'm gonna fuck you in on rewind. I'm gonna fuck you backwards, forwards, fried ways.

Friday. Fridays. Friday. Fridays. Tuesday. Wednesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Fridays, frayways, backwades, front ways, Fridays. Oh my gosh.

When I fuck, it sounds like, uh-uh, and uh-uh-uh-uh. So this part is giving Selena Gomez. No. When I fuck it sounds like, uh-uh, I'm gonna fuck you in my SUV. I'm gonna fuck you when you have tea. I'm gonna fuck you when we're clean. I'm gonna fuck you when we're doing. I'm gonna fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

We go like, uh-uh, and uh-uh-uh. Oh my gosh, who does that? Uh-uh-uh. Is it like a-huh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's not, and it's, oh my gosh. And then kind of like some of this? Tate McRae?

Yeah. Yes. Yes. And that was completely right the whole time. I just didn't clock it yet. Thank you. This helped, but everything you said was completely correct. Thank you so much.

Okay. I'm so excited. I love this game. Yeah, this is an awesome game. Okay. Yeah, take a big sip. Take a huge sip and do it with the coffee in your mouth. Actually, when you're about to sing, this is like a,

A really good pro tip. Take a huge sip of coffee. Yeah. And then keep it in your mouth. Keep it in your mouth for a while. A huge tip. Okay. Okay.

Great. All right. Sing me a beautiful ballad. Okay. Here's this one. Okay. I was only 14. You were in the class with me.

We both stayed after school. Taylor Swift. Yep. I was like, this one's going to be easy. But yeah, like, yeah. Yeah. That was it, right? That's all it is.

No, that's it. Sorry. I know that I know they'll come for me. me. No, that's really good. Baby, I want to be your microwave. Sabrina Carpenter. Getting hot and turning around all day. Yeah, that's good. That's really good. Okay. That's really good.

I fucking love this game. I don't know if this is entertaining at all, but I'm having so much fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is great. Okay. I'm going to let you go long. I'm going to let you go long. I'm not going to stop you from doing your creative process. Okay, okay. I'm trying to go long like your vagina does when you're on an Zempe. Who's in the charts? Because what's happening is I'm thinking of artists. The most neat Dave ass way to think of music. Who's in the charts?

No, because I literally, I'm thinking of all the, and I'm just like, you're not, like, who's in the charts? No one's going to, no, like, I have, my taste in music is so weird. You can do someone, wait, wait, wait. You can do someone who's not in the church. Okay, I've got one, I've got one. Okay, this one's, this one's gonna be, yeah. I look through your phone.

Keep going, keep going. I look through your phone and I saw your texts and I found your girls and I found your sex and I found your receipts and I found all the porn and there's porn porn porn yeah there's so much porn and I'm a little bit older than I want to be but I am still so sexy oh my God can't you see that you have too much porn and I wish I could watch it with you come on i like porn why won't you let me watch it with you that's the question why won't you let me watch your crazy porn david harbour david harbour let me watch your crazy porn i will watch the porn with you it could be fun together but instead you go and watch it alone how's the weather no really good that your last line Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought. I was a little Australian. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I love that. Lily Allen. Yeah. I just looked up my Spotify and it was like, well, Lily Allen's the only person

you're listening. I'm like, right. Yeah. Right, right. Tell me if this is obvious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I was you would want to be me, but it couldn't be me if I was you.

And if I was you, I would walk down the street and think if I was me, I could be me if you want to be me. I understand it. but I am my mother. I understand if you want to be me, but I am a mother. I'm married to a spy kid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yes, yes, it's Megan Traynor. Yeah, she, all of her son, I was talking about, yeah, it's all about you want to be me. Yeah, it's all like, I was talking about this, with some friends at a party the other night, and they were like, it is so interesting. She does have, like, a hold on this genre of, like,

her kind of talk singing, being like, no, these are my boundaries. I like me, and you should like me too. No, no, these are my boundaries. I'll punch you in the face and I'll hit you in my, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And her being like, I would want to be me if I was you, but no. Yeah, no. Don't come anywhere the fuck near me unless you want to buy me a car and then go away because I like myself and you should like me too, but you shouldn't like you. And you're looking at me and you're looking at me, but you should be looking at you because you're bad. I'm good, you're bad. I'm good. Okay, I've got one. I don't know if you're going to get this one. But I'm going to try my best. Okay. Do you know spaghetti? Do you know spaghetti? Do you know spaghetti? Have you heard of spaghetti? I'm that type of girl. I'm that type of girl. I'm that. type of girl. I'm the girl. I'm the only girl. I'm the type of girl. Do you know spaghetti? Do you know spaghetti? Is this that side? Yes. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I'm shocked that you. I'm really impressed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really good stuff. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you say you have eggs and I like the eggs. Let me put the eggs in here. Oh, we have a chicken and a hen. And a hen and a and a chicken and a hen, but no baby, no baby, baby, baby, no baby in my tummy romby, rambi. It makes a rombo-romy when the witch comes down. The witch is here, the witch is here. A chicken and an egg and a chicken and an egg and a hen. Is this wicked? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm like trying to think of like, a chicken and an egg and a hen and a chicken and an egg.

Isn't that I'm not getting married today? No. Okay. What the fucking you're talking about? My baby will never grow in my tummy. My uterus is so empty, empty. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the witch and the witch and the witch and the beans and the witch and the witch and the witch and the witch and the witch, it's fucking, um, it's, yeah, yeah, it's the hen, the hen, the hen is the one, yeah, it's just a chicken, when a hen is an egg and a chicken, which came first in a chicken and a chicken, which came first is a chicken or the chicken or the egg and a chicken and the egg or the egg or the chicken. Oh my tummy. Tummy, tummy go rumble. Rumble because there's no baby. Me not being able to remember this one. The witch and the witch and the witch the witch and the witch and the witch in the water over the lion.

Yeah, it's the, it's the, um... The lion and the witch in the wardrobe here. The lion in the witch in the wardrobe there. Into the woods. Yes. Jesus Christ, that was hard for me to remember. And I've seen that place so many times. Okay, okay, wait.

Wow, that's really good. You want to try one musical? Yeah, I'll try one musical. He doesn't know a lot of musicals. No, I'm not Doctor Musical, but, uh, okay. Um, I was born in a small farm town in the woods, and I found the woods when I found myself. And I'm really, really smart, and I know about that.

and I know that I'm smart and think about that. Is that Hamilton? Yeah, that's Hamilton. Yeah, that's Hamilton. He just talks about how good he is at everything. Do you know Hamilton? Yeah. I haven't seen Hamilton.

I was born in the woods. Well, I know he wasn't born in the woods, but I wasn't trying to be like that on the nose. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. He's born in a, in the country side, right? I don't know. Where was Alexander Hamilton born?

I think he just goes like, New York is a beautiful place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. you think about it. Yeah. Everything in New York is here. But the other thing about Hamilton is like, he's always being like, I'm the best guy in the whole wide world. I'm the smartest and the sharpest and I am the world. And it's kind of like, okay, not very likeable. I'm the smartest and the sharpest and I am the world. And I am the world. And hold on world. You're going to find out that I am the world. And it's like, okay. I wouldn't be attracted to someone.

Like multiple sisters are attracted to you and your whole thing is I am in the world. He's got like so many sisters being like whole fuck. This guy is the world. He's like, I wouldn't be. me. This guy is the world he told it. Yeah, it's literally like just like a love bombing guy who's just like, oh my god Hamilton was just a love bombing guy. He's like, I'm so poor and I don't have

money but I'm smarter than you and I am the world and I'm got a chip on my shoulder and you can see because I got the world and the world's got me. Yeah, exactly. And then everyone else is like It's also so Beastie Boys. It really is. It's so like ding dong ding ding and ding don't Yeah. Bing bong, bing and bing bing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, that was a great. This is great. So that was that music. Cut the music. That was my segment. I loved that segment. Honestly, really fun game to play at home, I feel like.

By yourself. Yeah, by yourself. Yeah, by yourself. Yeah, by yourself. And then you try to, what is that? You try to guess yourself. And then you come on me. What is that?

Ding dong bing. Come on me. Yeah, wow, that's awesome. No, but I feel like you could play that with your friends at like a sleepover. Who is this podcast for? Is it for adults? Why do I keep being like, Oh, you could do this at a sleepover?

I got recognized as Sid in the airport yesterday. Oh, I always get Olivia. Yeah. I wonder what that is. I do sort of feel like you look like a said and I feel like an I look like an Olivia. I think I look like a sad. I look like a sad. But yeah, but I'm...

Somebody said Sid? Yeah, someone was like, are you Sid? And I was like, I'm the other one. And then I felt immediately guilty because I was like, I don't want to be like mean. I'm not trying to be like. Like, I was just like being silly, but then also like I can't, I can't socially interact, period. What did they say?

They were like, oh, they just said, I love your videos. And I said, oh, my God, thank you so much for saying hi. Love. Like had like a lovely interaction. Yeah, amazing. Gigi, if you're still in the airport, I hope you're not because that would be too long. Too long. Too long to be in the airport that long.

Yeah, I was that. You made your destination. Yeah. Gigi, I hope you made your destination safely. Hope you safely landed. I was at Muffin Can't Stop Us once. And somebody was like, Olivia. And I was like, the other one.

Yeah, I say the other one. And then I'm like, does that sound like I'm being a dick? No. No. It's just like truly, I am the other one. Yeah. Yeah. Also, my mom told me to stop saying queen.

What? She said it's dated. And I'm really self-conscious about it. Wait, what? Your mom told you saying queen is dated? Yeah, she was like, some of your vocabulary is a little bit dated. I was literally like, wait, what? She was like, and I know you're doing it like as a bit, but like, it's like when I say totally excellent.

It's dated. bit, but like, it's dated. And I was like, okay, I need to figure out something else to say, because I'll never get that out of my head. To me, I think saying calling especially guys. I love calling guys, like a straight guy. Like a straight guy. Saying to a straight guy like, yes, queenie or queen to me is fun because it puts us all on the same level. It's like creating a sense of community that is like sweet. Yeah. I feel like it's and it's also like we all know there's like a tongue-and-cheek irony to it. Like we're not we're not being like yes queen. I'm sincere about that. It's like we're being like silly. But my old personal trainer who is

lovely commented on a picture that I posted and I wrote in all caps, Miss You Queen. And he wrote back and was like, Queen is crazy. He said Queen is crazy. So if you guys have any other words I can use to express like just loving someone and hoping they're well, let me know. Do you have a segment? Oh, yeah, I do. I do. Okay, so this is based on an internet trend that I don't even know how old or new this internet trend is.

I probably won't know it. But yeah, you know, okay, so there's this trend where people ask a question. Gay son or thought daughter, meaning like, which would you rather have? And it's kind of like rooted in misogyny of like people being like, oh, I wouldn't know either. or like trying to figure out. Oh, I would only want those. The thing is like the only correct answer. Just regular non-binary.

Oh, yeah. The only correct answer is like if you're giving me the choice between Gay Son and Thought Daughter like both immediately, how fast can we go? Like, let's fucking go. I'm like so stoked. Yeah. But I do think there's something fun about just like offering two things that like have nothing to do with anything and going like which one do you want.

So this is a segment called blank blank blank or blank blank blank. Awesome. Cut the music. Blank blank or blank blank blank. Isn't that good? Yeah. Yeah, so I'm going to give you some blank blanks and you tell me out of the two which one you'd rather have and why. Okay, right.

And we can discuss this. Okay. So let's start out with something really easy. Or we'll just simple. Like, okay. Cancelled horse or violent horse. Oh, right. Yeah.

So on the one hand, a canceled horse is like they did something bad. Yeah. And we don't know how bad. Right. Because there could be levels. It could be like that they misspoke about something they weren't, they didn't know. about and they are put out an apology. But it's like not, you know.

They put out like a notes app apology screenshot. But it's like maybe not good enough or oh, that's canceled horse right there. Sure, sure, sure. Or maybe they did something really bad and they're canceled in an even bigger way. Yeah, like arrested. Yeah, like arrested. Yeah, like ruin the world. Okay.

So maybe horse was like on the list. Could have been. And listen, horse on the list and canceled horse to me are two different horses. But like canceled horse is an umbrella term for a bunch of different horses. Right. Including a square rectangle. Absolutely. Okay.

And then violent horse. So this horse is like, sure, like that. Yeah, like that one. So this horse is like violent. Yeah. Physically emotionally. Physically and emotionally. I think so overall.

Oh, okay. Okay. So I guess really the difference here is consequence. Yeah. Yeah. Because the canceled horse has been called out on its bullshit. Yes. Yes.

Violent horse has not been. Not yet. Not yet. Violent horse is actually living a consequence-free lifestyle right now. Consequence free lifestyle. Yeah. And just kind of doing his shit, whatever he wants to do. Yeah.

See, to me, maybe I would take canceled horse. Yeah. Because at least they're being reprimanded. Yeah. And maybe that's a little less work on me. And also maybe we can rehabilitate the canceled horse into having up, depending on what it did. Right. Like if it, if it.

I'm thinking it's like just like low level cancel. Yeah. If it's really high level, maybe I don't want. If it, like, made some sexist jokes in 2016 that we surfaced. And it's like, horse, that wasn't cool. But horse was like, I was in middle school or something. Like, you know, maybe we can, we can offer rehabilitation of some sort for the canceled horse.

I don't think the horse is on the list. No. Okay, so canceled horse? I would say canceled horse because I think, I think violent horse is just getting away with stuff. And I can't really change them. Absolutely. Okay. Minotar Finance Bro.

Uh-huh. Or Crackin SoundCloud rapper. Minotar looks like what again? So Minotar is like a man, I think it's a man's body with a bull's head. head. And that was, remember when we went to Greece and that chased people through the mazes and ate them? It ate the sons of the other villages. Yes. And kingdoms. So that's Minotar. So if he was a finance, bro. Oh, God. Yeah, right. Not great. Just insufferable. Not great. Or cracking. Like the fish. Like the big, angry squid. And is this to fuck? This is just, I think, to have. To have. To have and to hold. To have and to hold. To have and to hold. To have and to hold. Just like insignificent and health.

To have it to hold. Okay, I will say, so Minotar Finance Bro. Oh, there he is. There he is. There he is. He's ripped. Oh. Okay. To have it to hold. Okay. To have it to hold. Okay. Wait, hold. Okay. Wait, hold on. Okay, yeah. So he's ripped and unfortunately he's like talking about crypto. He's so annoying. You know that about it. And Financebrough doesn't necessarily mean he's doing well financially. It just means he loves finance, which could mean anything. Yeah. And then Crack and SoundCloud rapper, can I ask what the subject map? of the SoundCloud Raps are? Well, it's, obviously, it's not very good because it's just, it's, you know, but I think, I think maybe.

Like, what is the subject matter of the raps? Is it like normal rap style? I think it's unfortunately kind of generic. So it's like, get pussy, get money. Get pussy, get money. I'm the best. And I think, I think the problem is like, you see him and you go like, well, there's so much you could actually rap about substance-wise because you're the only crack in soundcloud

rapper and you live in the deep, dark sea. Sure, sure. And you eat ships. But like... Yeah, if he was, like, bragging about how many ships he's eaten... If he was doing raps on SoundCloud about how many ships he's eating... Oh, he's so many ships to die to bed. And if he's British, he wins.

If he's, like, those two old men that, like, British SoundCloud rapper is actually a whole step up. I mean, and he has so many tentacles that he can be doing so much. He can play so many instruments at the same time. And the tentacles might be able to make sounds that he could sample. Here's what I'll say. Now that I'm really thinking this through, I think... He's kind of awesome. I think Cracken SoundCloud rapper.

could be. And also being called the crackin and you're a rapper, like, that's so cool. Like, I could change him low key in the way that, like, I could introduce him to music producers and be like, let's like really mine your talent because I think you're probably underselling yourself and being more basic than you could be. 100%. I think he's like definitely going a very generic road. Yeah. And I think he could be going a little bit more like pitchfork with it. I think even though he's like kind of has no job and he's kind of like shitty, I think that Minotaur finance bro is too. Yeah, literally two scary.

Two like Alpha vibes, like self-proclaimed alpha alpha like not like has no emotional. Yeah, you met him on Raya. You met SoundCloud rapper on Fields. You met him in New York. Yes.

Wait, say that again. You met Minotar Finance Bro on Raya. Yeah. You met Cracken SoundCloud rapper on field. Yeah. Or you met Minotar Finance Bro on like one of those like rich people like like finance dating apps. Like the ones where it's like

like the high bar. I didn't even know those. Oh my God. They're like people for people who are like, only quality people. What? Yeah. Like finance, finance bro dating app. Yeah. Wait, what? It's really cringe. And the idea is that score. Score. Yeah, minimum credit score. Oh my God, I didn't know about that one. That's hilarious. Wait, you have to have a certain credit score to sign up for this dating app. I do kind of think that might not be a bad thing to exist. I will not be going on it. Yes, I actually agree. I think that if your, if your thing is like, I need someone. with this credit score better to do this than to bother people on regular dating apps and be like, before we go out, what's your credit score? Because also then we know everyone on this app consents to

checking each other's credit scores. Yep. What's the, there is, can you look up? Yeah. The bad dating apps, even if they're like really bad, but they're super niche, probably better to just get everyone in the same ecosystem and be like, if you're looking for that, that's where that is. Don't bother people on Hinge. Elite singles. Elite singles is what? The dating app for ambitious, love on your level. It's Isn't that so hard? And the picture on the thing is an older gentleman and like a younger woman? It's like a 65 year old guy and like a 40 year old woman, which is better than it being like a 20 year old woman. Sure, sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, high caliber singles. Because the idea of considering certain people low caliber, even though like I think there are people who based on how they treat other people might be low caliber. But I don't know if there's a low caliber human being. No, no, I actually hate that so much. Yeah, no, I really dislike it. And all of the little graphics, they're wearing sunglasses. and like trench coats. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, here's, so we're going with Crack and SoundCloud wrap. Yeah, I'm totally cracking. Okay, how about this? Bifobic Squidward or gun-toting Alvin in the Chipmucks? Is he the type of bifobic where he's just like, okay, everyone who says they're by are just looking for attention? Maybe, yeah. And here, I have a really specific take that I just came up with, with bifobic Squidward. I think it might be internalized bifobia.

Oh, because he's bi-fobia? I don't think Squidward's straight. I don't think Squidward's straight. He's looking pretty bifobic in that picture. Or gun toting like Second Amendment loving Alvin and the chipmunk. Okay, see, the thing that's kind of funny about that is he's so much smaller than the gun. That's true. The gun is so big and he's so small and he's kind of like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it is. It's my right. Oh, shit. There they are. Oh, no, they can't. Oh. Where are my gloves?

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No, see, that's not Second Amendment. That's like cool guy. Yeah, no, that's like... These are like... No, that's like... Cool gangster guy. Yeah, no, no, that's like... That's actually...

I'm fine with this. Yeah, this is actually a different thing. This is fine. I'm actually way more fine with this. But I don't, but like red, like, um. No, no, like you're talking about like red state. Red state. Alvin and the chipmunks.

Yeah. Like don't take my guns. Big gun being like, oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Um. Uh, yeah. That's tough. Yeah, that's closer.

I mean, I guess here's the thing. Yeah. If Alvin is so small. Yeah. Is Alvin the chipmunk? Yeah. And the other two are the chipmunks. It's their band.

I don't know. Alvin the chipmunk and his other chipmunks. That's what it should be called. Yeah. Alvin the chipmunk and the two other chipmunks for me. Yeah. Why is it not called that? Yeah.

I feel like if Alvin is so small and the gun is so big, he actually kind of can't do anything with it. Yeah, except for fire it by accident sometimes. He can kind of do zoomies around it. Yeah. If he could pull the trigger, but he can't aim it correctly. No, he kind of can't do it. So he's mostly a hazard.

He's a hazard for sure. But he's not actually like he can't really do, like he can't do a, um, like a big disaster. He can't commit a huge disaster. And that's really true. And that's really true. So are we trying to talk Squidward through his biphobia? Or are we trying to just ignore the chipmunk?

Actually kind of think if we're talking to having to hold to love and to cherish. Yeah. My thing is maybe for the greater good. Yeah. I have to pick Alvin and just take his gun. Oh yeah. Because you could probably do that really easy. Because he's this big.

He's not that big. So I could just be like, hey, Alvin, I'm going to take your gun. Yeah. And he'd be pissed. Yes. Go over there, sing Christmas songs. a Christmas song about how you hate that I took your guns away. I'm taking your gun. I'm going to get rid of it and dispose of it in the best way possible. And this is for you and your health.

Absolutely. So I'm going to pick Alvin and his big gun so that I can take away his big gun. Okay, great. How about, how about this one? Yeah. Overtherapized drug dealer. No way. Or really fun stalker. Okay, this is so funny. Yeah. So overtherapized drug dealer is somebody being like, it's kind of my boundary. Yeah, weaponizing therapy speak. If you say you're going to purchase this Coke, you do have to therefore commit to that and follow through with that. And my trauma, I have a lot of trauma about people gaslighting me about how much cocaine they're going to buy. Yeah. And I think you asking me for fentanyl strips is actually triggering me because it's making me feel like I'm the bad guy.

Like you don't trust my cocaine. Which is like kind of crazy because I feel like we were on like a wavelength. Yeah, I feel like, you're giving like anxious attachment and I'm very secure. I'm super secure. And I wish we could kind of have like an open communication about this. But instead I feel like you're making these like rash decision. Yeah. And you should be checked for blank. Bipolar. You should be checked. You're giving you're giving a lot of symptoms of bipolar right now. Because you decided you last minute don't want as much cocaine because your family is coming into town. Right. And so that's actually. And that's bipolar.

Um, yeah, this guy sucks. Yeah, I literally hate him. Or really fun stalker. Really fun stalker shows up at your window and is like, okay, what are we wearing today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, I brought drinks. I brought drinks, queen. Wait, let me take some photos of you. Work, work, work. Yeah. And you're like, hey, I need you. You're like, I have a restraining order against you. Oh my God, that's so annoying because then who's going to take your sleigh picks? Yeah. You look so brat. He's like not creepy No he's he's not creepy

He's just like okay slay Okay sleigh vibes Yeah I would Preferer that maybe I don't know I know But it's hard because you do have a restraining order against him

The thing about really fun stalker is he's a stalker Right And that's hard And that's hard Because he shows up when you least expected Yes Yes Which is actually scary

And yeah and he's always offering fun Yeah But I don't know how much fun it is to be stalked So it might cancel it out I don't know. I kind of think I'd pick over a therapist drug dealer. Yeah. Because in that situation, I can at least have fun with the game of, no, I'm going to be

more annoying than you. Yeah. Like, you come at me, I'm going to find some way to be more annoying. Yeah, 100%. Diagnose me with something. I will diagnose you right back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I can play that game.

Yeah. We've both been in therapy a lot. We can play that game. Yeah. I'll be like the most annoying motherfucker you've ever dealt with. Just say, just immediately be like, well, you're fucking projecting. Yeah. And then they'll absolutely lose their shit.

Yeah. I'm going to pick over a therapist drug dealer. Okay, great. Okay, here's another. Yeah. Cocaine Pope. Fuck, yeah. Or Timu Jesus.

Cocaine Pope or Timu Jesus. Yeah. Cocaine Pope. So cocaine Pope is like, like, I don't know what prayers in Christian sound like. I think they are like the Father, the Son, and the Holy Coke. Whoa. All right. I can't do better than that.

Bye. The father, the son, and the holy coat. Yeah. Yeah, that's really good. Forgive me, father, for I have taken a bump without giving you some. Oh, forgive me, forgive me, father, for I have zinned. For I have zinned? Yeah.

Oh, that's good. That's, okay, that's cocaine pop's not just on cocaine. We need merch that says, forgive me, father, for I have zinned. Wait, we need that. We do need that merch. Forgive me father for I have zinned. Yeah, that's really good. That is selling at the silver plate.

Yeah, that really, forgive me, father for I have zinned. Yeah, we can open our own shop. If we did open our own shop at the Silver Lake Flea, we would have to sink a lot of money into it that we don't have, but I bet it would eventually be very profitable. Sound off in the comments. Do you have access to the Silver Lake Lee? Fuck.

Okay, but that's good in a way. No, but that says, Lord, forgive me for I have sinned. Forgive me father for I have sin. Oh, there we go. Fuck. But you know what? We'll make cooler merch. Yeah, we'll make cooler merch than that.

Come all of this. Don't let them know. But I will say, like, it's good. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It is definitely not trademarked. No. No, it can't be. No.

That's really good. That's good, but ours will be better. Ours will be so much better. Okay, so, okay, so the, the pope, who does cope? The cocaine pope, yeah, cocaine pope or Timo Jesus. Teamu Jesus. And Timo Jesus is just, like, a little bit off. Yeah, just, like, so cheap.

Keeps giving you notifications. Like, terrible version of Jesus breaks immediately. He doesn't turn water into wine. He turns it into, like, cranberry. juice or something. He turns water into like dirty water. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, that's pretty much the same. It's the same. And it's like, you'll get sick from it. And it's like, I'm not trying to get sick. He's like, but when you drink a lot of wine, you get sick. I'm like, I don't do that anymore. That was in college. This will kind of do that. He's like, you'll get sick. That's like,

that's not why I drink. No, I drink wine to have fun, not to get sick. I drink wine because it tastes good. Yeah. Yeah. I get a little tipsy, how fun for me. It's not to get sick. Not for the same. Yeah. And then his arm falls off. Oh my God. That's so annoying. Because he was not made. He was not made ethically. And so when he's also like when he's resurrected, he only half comes back. Yeah, he like wakes up and like goes, holy shit, where am I? Oh, fuck. He goes back to sleep. He goes back dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, wait, holy fuck, where am I right now? Yeah, he like heals lepers by giving them something else. Yeah. Like he's like, you don't have leprosy right now, but you have zins.

You don't have leprosy right now, but you do have like, I'm sorry, you're going to have like a huge rash. Yeah, you're going to have a really bad rash. You're going to have scabies. Yeah, we'll just exchange. exchange your that for the other. Oh my God. Wow. Okay. So, okay, so there's a lot of Jesus Zin content out there. And I've never had a Zin. No, me neither.

And I feel, should we do Zin? Should we get addicted to nicotine right here right now? Freeze frame. No. Yeah, what if we got addicted to nicotine right here right now? Yeah, I've heard people when they have Zins, they're like, I'm so, like, I'm lightheaded for an extended period of time. And I guess that's fun in a world that's on fire. I can just think my thoughts and I'll get lightheaded.

Oh my God, same dude. So that was blank blank or blank blank blank music. Cut the music. That is such a fun. Oh, this is good. Jesus dabbing. What was the, my, my, my dad found a really funny Jesus basketball shirt that was like, oh, he has risen. And it's, right, right, right. And it's Jesus dunking. Jesus dunking. Yeah. My dad found. Oh, the basketball, the white one? Yeah. My dad found that and was like, how about that? And I was like, that's awesome that you know that.

My dad, my dad knows. Your dad is like Riz, he knows about Riz. My dad knows about every, every general. And your mom is like, this is dated. Yeah. Well, my, because my dad teach, they both teach. Yeah. And so, so my.

So they're both like, you're kind of cringe. They're literally like, yeah. And they wouldn't say I'm chuggy because that's dated and that's disgusting. But they're like, you're like giving like, weird yeah well they didn't say that my mom just said that i don't know sometimes someone will say something and then like not really like kind of take it back you're like i mean like some of the vocabulary you're using is i don't know and i'm like well know what what what are you saying and it's like i'm like are you talking about cursing and she's like yeah you could stop cursing you could yeah

i'm like okay anything else she's like queen is dated that's so crazy yeah but you know that's so crazy that she knows that yeah And it's like, yes, I hear you. It's very 2010. No, but the thing is funny is like it's like girl boss. It's like ironic. Girl boss is funny. Yeah. Yeah.

That's funny. No, absolutely. If you were to say girl boss now, everyone knows it's ironic. If you were to say girl boss five years ago, it would be cringe because people wouldn't necessarily know it's ironic. I met someone at the dog park who said, oh, who was calling all the dog's potato. And I was like, this is something. Yeah, that's very like.

I was like loving it for her. Listen, sometime a dog, some. I'm, hmm. Sometimes a dog looks like a potato and is giving potato and that's fine. But she was just like, look at all these little potatoes. And I was like, I don't want to be a dick, but I'm just glad it wasn't dogo or pupper. I think she did one of those two. Okay, yeah, that's hard. But I was like, fuck it. Whatever. Do your thing. Gen Z turning completely around on millennial cringe is crazy. What do you mean? Well, well, they were very much. You know, there was a whole thing of like when Gen Z came to social media back in 2020, it was like, boy, we hate millennials. And it's like, All right. Yeah, every generation has something about the other one. Yeah, it's just like, I get it. But now there's sort of this. The Genzi led cultural critique of millennial aesthetics, humor, and earnestness as awkward or exhausting. I get that. And yeah, I get that. Forced optimism. Key elements include Harry Potter, Obsession, Skinny Jeans, Side Parts, Girl Boss Energy, StompClap, Hey. Yeah, it's that TikTok we did a thousand years ago. Yeah. But then they've come back and there's kind of this thing of like, oh, I actually am nostalgic for millennial. optimism because that's what made you guys cringe is just not feeling like you were going to die by

the time you're 30. Yeah. And now there's, can we look at up a millennial optimism nostalgia? God, I've got to get off the internet. I have so many better things I can be doing with my brain. Like, I don't have a bad brain. I like, I retain information spectacularly. I love science.

Are you going to do some science? I do love science. You planning some science experiments? I might do some science experiments in my house by myself. If instead of doom scrolling, you do science experiments? I would. Maybe you should. I love genetics. Yeah, millennial optimism.

Oh, sure. And I'm like, there is this, like, fondness of looking back at, like, the sepia kind of filters that, like, first came out on Instagram. Yeah. And, like, also, fucking I saw something crazy. I am Gia is putting out bandage dresses. Wow. Yeah, people are, like, very much so going to a 2050. 2014, 2014, 2013 place.

And I... Which is funny. I will say the other day I walked into Wasteland. Love Wasteland. Which is... Love a thrift store. A little more expensive. It's an expensive thrift store.

Boy, is it fun to walk around? And buy anything there. Boy, is it fun to walk around and look at things? But I went with my friend Sean and he was literally like, I'm sorry, I feel like, is this 2016? Yeah. He was like, this is crazy. Like, everything here is something I would have seen in

Waysland in 2016. And it is true. Like, yeah. There is kind of this like, is 2016 vintage now? I'm happy that I don't have to relive like certain parts about 2016, namely like what I was doing to my hair. Sure. I just like went, I wanted to dye my hair fun colors in high school. And then I didn't. And then in college, I had like a nervous breakdown after like a boy was mean to me for an extended period of time. And then I was like, I'm going to dye my hair every crazy color. I picked a lot of colors that didn't go with my look at all, didn't go with my skin coat. I disagree. But. I disagree. I. I disagree. But. I appreciate that. And I'm glad I did it because I needed to do it. And then sometimes I still think about it. Sometimes I go like, whoa, what if my hair was like cherry cola? But then I'm like, I'm almost 30. So? Right. Like I'm having this weird thing where it's like I have I get like, I get crushy on like like I've always wanted, I know I probably said this, but I've always wanted to just be like I have this like, I want to be a little goth sometimes. Yeah, I know. Goth is hard because

I feel like it's a hard either or. Maybe we should give you the challenge of let's get more goth. A little bit goth. Because I don't want to be so goth that it's like, oh, this is your whole thing. Goth is a spectrum. I want goth to be more of a spectrum than I think it even really is allowed to be. And maybe that's my what's allowed? Who's allowing it?

I don't, I don't know if I feel like people. There's no allowed. Yeah, is there no allowed? No. That's such a good point. Do whatever you want. A little bit goth or soft goth. Soft goth.

Because our, yeah. Yeah, I've been, I've been attracted to the concept of silver jewelry. I've been in, well, I will also say, like, you are very much so already a person who's going to pull off that look very easily. Thank you. Because you're high contrast. I am high contrast. Light skin and dark hair and that's going to work really well. Our friend Dana, shout out to Dana. She was like, you're, she was like, you're like, it's so clear that you're a closet goth. Yeah, maybe you should, maybe you should like lean in a little bit. Yeah, I just want to, I want to do things that work. Wait, what about if people send things to the PO box, they send you their old got stuff. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. to buy a whole new wardrobe. Yes, yes, yes, absolutely. Here's the P.O. box. Yeah, and like business goth, you know, like hot 30 year old business goth,

not like, not like schoolgirl goth, because I feel like I'm exiting my schoolgirl era. But again, you're not. I'm so judgmental of myself. You're not exiting anything. The president's a pedophile. I'm so judgmental of myself. Right.

It's like, I didn't do anything wrong. I'm nice. Actually, that's so true. I'm nice. I'm, I'm chill. And if I annoy people, that's on them. You know, they can turn me off. I do think that we're living.

in a time where things are just very different than maybe they once were. Yeah. And so I think we need to allow ourselves to just kind of like deal with whatever. Absolutely. If you want to be soft, God, I think you fucking go for it. Kind of fun. And like sometimes God. Because like the thing about it is like I don't want to be like, oh, every day I have

to be able to. No, dude. But I make up rules for myself that don't exist. It's the same thing I said the other day where I was like, well, I don't want to feel like I have to present like the most femme in the world. Yeah. Just because there was a time in my life. life where I felt like I had to have hair extensions.

100%. And of course, sometimes I was like, this is fun. But sometimes I was like, I don't really want to do that. Yeah. I felt like I had to have the hair extensions. I had to have the fake eyelashes. Yep. I had to have the mini skirt. And here's the thing. Sometimes that's so fun. That's so fun. But when you feel like the pressure that you have, you have to stick to it or you can't do anything else or you need to do it in order to be, you know, treated well in society. That's the thing. That's not good. Like having, being like I need to present as. one aesthetic only. I know, right? And I don't think I do. I don't think anyone does. A dated idea. I agree. You do not need to. You can. You can if you want to. If that makes you so happy,

fucking go for it. Fuck, yeah. But you do not have to. You can play every day like it's dress up. Yeah. You can go like today. I'm kind of going more prep. Today I'm going a little bit more. I'm entering my pants era. I think that's huge for me. Every day somebody will be like, did I miss something? Did I miss something? I know. Right. You did miss something. Well, and what you missed is the years and years and years and years I spent researching pants, but not wearing them. And then finally I went all in. And I think that's kind of what I do sometimes is I go like I obsess over something. I like look it up all the time and then and what I realized about pants is I just didn't know how baggy they needed to be. Everybody send Olivia your favorite um goth shops. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Send Olivia your favorite got off shop. So fun. So fun. Oh, I would love that. And if you're going to enter got goth, what should I enter? Oh, um, I'll enter. Okay, I'll be telitubby. Yes. If you're going to go into you can be dipsy. Goth, I'm going to go full dipsy. Yeah, I'll be soft goth, like a little bit goth sometimes and I'll be full dipsy all the time. Every day. Yeah, every single day. Which one is dipsy? The green one. That's so me. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to go full dipsy. I fuck with dipsy. And actually, this works so well because look at his eyelids. So I went to the optometrist yesterday and I said, hey, you know how one of my eyelids is kind of lazy? And he went both. He went, you have two lazy

eyelids. They're both drooping. And I went, okay. Wait, also, what does that even mean? And then I went, so is there anything I can do to like prevent it from getting worse? And he goes, well, most people as they age, they just get droopy eyelids. Unfortunately, yours are just so much droopier than most people early on. But one day, they'll droop down so low that they'll affect your vision. You won't be able to see. And so you'll just get a surgery. You'll get an upper bluff at some point. I was like, can I do anything before that? And he was like, no. Oh, wow. That is not. Also, both, like, he was like, both are so droopy, ha ha. Also, I just, call me an insane person, but I just don't see it.

I think I actually out loud went, well, that makes me feel great. Yeah, yeah, Jesus. He was just like, I know, they're droopy. I have one eyebrow that goes way higher up than the other, and it looks like I got botched Botox, but I've never got Botox. We're not doing this. This eyebrow goes all the time. It doesn't. And you know why it does?

because I when I was we're not doing this well this is actually just more of like an embarrassing I'm never beating the allegations thing than it than like a physical complaint about myself can we look up can we look up flight of the concords so when I was like 12 to 14 that picture where they're both in the uh oh you're always doing that pose or something so Jameen Clement who I was in love with is always lifting one eyebrow was always lifting one was always lifting one eyebrow and I would do that because I would just like I don't know because I'm just because that's I didn't tell you what I do remember you doing that pose in a lot of photos yes in high school and it really strengthened this eyebrow muscle and then this one like doesn't so when I try to bring this one away like doesn't so I guess that's like a good hack for people who want to lift their eyebrows yeah so like if you if you if you have a crush on someone when you're 12 and you're imitating their facial expressions for some reason. It might impact how your, how your face is when you're in your late 20s. Isn't that crazy? I was like, that's why it is. And I've noticed, and I don't mind it

because I'm just kind of like, I don't know, like, I like tiny weird eccentricities. Like, I like that my bottom teeth are a little bit, like, imperfect. And I like that my top teeth are like a little carnivorey, but they're like, in overall, they're like, chill teeth. Like, I feel like I have chill teeth. But like, I have the one eyebrow and that's why. That's so wild. Oh, God. Fuck. Oh, Olivia's going to come again.

I know. I'm coming. I also almost called you Elysia. Classic Elysia. Classic Olysia is going to come again. Yeah. And then you do that all the time. Like, Brett, you laugh and smile.

Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah, I'm getting stuck like this. Yeah, that would be actually not the worst face to get stuck in. If you had to get stuck in one face, what would it be? That's really good. Yeah, I would, um, yeah. I would want it to have a sound too, like, k. Yeah, if you got stuck in one sound, if you were stuck making only one sound, we show up to the podcast and we're both just like, can someone make a gif of this as a reaction gift?

That's really good. So that it's like, oh, if you're like, somebody's like, do you want to hang out? And then you send that. They'll be like, oh, I'll leave you alone forever. Yeah, absolutely. And we need more of those. We need more facial expressions and sounds that make people leave us alone forever. Okay.

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