Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Our Most ADHD Episode!

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

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I've gone on a date with a guy. Who was a dad? Who was a dad? I was there. But I wasn't really taking, oh, he was the worst. But I wasn't really taking the date super serious. I was just kind of like, well, yeah, because I was there in costume. Sid was there in costume.

What do you mean you're there in costume? I was at the table next to her table. Spying? I was spying with our friend Emerson and we were being a distraction. Yeah, they were dressed like they were in a punk band. They were dressed in all white denim with nose piercing. And we kept shouting that the bar needed more milk. Yeah.

And the guy I was on the date with who immediately was bad. Like, tried to move tables to be farther away from them. And I, like, we made eye contact and they followed. I was like, what about this table? And I found another table with a two top next to it. And they moved and sat right next to us again. It was awesome.

That was a good one. It was a good one. That was cool. Wow, that was good. Hi, welcome to Sid and Olivia Talk. I'm the Sudwin. I'm the Olivia one. Today we have one other one.

Bing Bong. It is our producer, Kassum. Great to be back. Cassim, G. People loved me so much the first time. I had to come back. Cassum G, you might know him from the earlier days of YouTube when it was just starting out. You don't have to always say that.

When it was just beginning. Back in the day. You can just say I'm your friend, I'm your producer. Back way back in the day, Cassam G invented YouTube. He said, hello videos for me. I think I'm starting a program for me. And at that time, we said, go-go-go-go-gaga. Because you were babies.

I was born in 2012. Yeah, I was born yesterday because I'm stupid. It's great to be here either way, no matter how old you guys are. I have like this urge to like make, make your time bad. To make your time bad. Because I'm technically held hostage for the next hour. You know what you're doing? You're doing, we get like little brother energy around you.

You get, I am your little. We are your little brothers. Oh, yeah, and you want to be bad. And we want to be like, T-D-D-D. Yeah. I had one male babysitter. And I had a bunch of female babysitters in my day as a child. But I had one male babysitter and I just wanted so bad to mess with him.

Like my brother and I, like, the vibe was so different. And he stayed once. He never came back. Why do you think that is? Is it like a playful thing? Or do you want to like hurt? Do you want to hurt? No, it's playful.

Some people, and I really do stand by this as an adult even, some people are really funny reactors to being messed with. Like some people react in a way like when you kind of like are like messing with them or you know like doing doing stupid shit sometimes people are like genuinely like oh I don't like that and it's like oh that's not fun then but sometimes when people are like I'm kind of

in on it but I'm good at doing it like what are you guys doing? It's like so fun and I think that was what I felt. Yeah, I feel like I have like spilkis zoomies around you where like all the spilkis in my heart. Gets out of your Zumis. And that's a Yiddish word meaning. Meaning like Zumis. Yiddish Zumis.

And Zumis is a dog word. Spilkis. Spilkis is Yiddish Zumis. It's like, well, you have a bunch of, it's like what builds up into Zumis. Yeah. It's like all of your pent up energy that's just like, you do, do, be, beep, be, beep. Yeah. But like it comes out in Zumis.

Yeah. And sometimes I just feel like this Spilkis Zumi is vibe. So step one, Spilkis. Step two Zumi's. And like, All of it together is very much so like, yes, I do feel like your youngest cousin. Great. And sometimes I just want to like waste your time.

Okay, no. I never feel, I never feel that way. I feel like you guys are always respectful of my time. And I have the best time with you guys. Oh, that's nice. Even if we don't get a lot of it these days. I thought you're going to say even if we don't get along. Even if we don't get along.

Even if we don't get along, fucking at all. I do feel like the only time we have to talk. about your business as one I come on the show. Yeah, we've been, we have been doing a bunch of. We've been busy. You guys have been very busy. Yeah. Well, yesterday was my last day nannying.

Which is very exciting and I think we should throw a party. Yeah. And I, and like I have been. And those kids are not invited. They're not invited. No, no, but no, sorry. Not invited. And neither is the kid that wrote I love six, seven on your car. Yeah. So it's hilarious. That kid is hilarious.

So I just want to be up front. Yeah. and tell you that I want to use this time wisely. If I'm here, we got to talk about, like, one thing I don't think people know about is right now. Yeah. Your Patreon is on a discount. That's true. Oh, right. That is true.

And there's a Miles Bonsignori live show from Dynasty Typewriter that is ready for them to download and watch. That's true. If you did not see that live show, the last one we did with Miles Bonsigniori at Dynasty Typewriter, that one is up on the goddamn Patreon. Wait, can we talk about something really quickly? Yeah. Sure. Can we talk about the fact that you're a victim blamer? Yeah.

Do you want to get into this? You're going to do this right now? No, and I take full accountability for this. I completely agree with what you're going to say. But I still should be held publicly accountable. 10 minutes before this, if not less, I said, I have so many bug bites. Yeah, and it always gets bug bites. I always get so many bug bites.

And Olivia said, you love them. Wow. I started to say that. You said, wow, you love. And then I was like, that doesn't make any sense. And I was like, bugs love you. you. Yes. But I, my impulse was to victim blame. I'm the predator. Wait, you're the prey. I'm the prey. You're the prey. See, now you just victim blamed yourself. Right. I promise I'm not drunk. I'm

just tired. No, I'm not a morning person. This is the worst version of me. This is 1 p.m. Oh, oh my God. Yeah, it's in the afternoon. But, but, but, but, but, and I'm not trying to use anything as an excuse. I'm just trying to say it scientifically. Sure. Sometimes. And this is a thing that I need to work on, not a thing I'm using as an excuse. Sometimes when you're an ADHD person, the first thing in the day, like you don't, you can't do anything until the first planned thing in the day. So it's all kind of morning and it all kind of blends together. And I had just like a very long morning.

That's so funny because I had an X one time. And she had ADHD. And she got mad at me because I told her I would text her in the morning. Like the night before I was like, oh, I'll text you in the morning. I sent her a text at 11 a.m. And then she called me screaming. Oh, that's not an ADHD thing. I mean, there's maybe other stuff at play here.

But she said, you said you would text me in the morning. I'm like, it's 11 a.m. is completely the morning. And she's like, that's not the morning. She's like, that's not the morning. Places that stop serving breakfast before, honestly, before like truly, like breakfast should at least go till 3 p.m. 100%. As an option. 100%.

100%. It doesn't have to. It could go till 2 p.m. It can go till 1. 100%. No, I think it should be a law of all day eggs all the time. All day eggs for me, especially for me. That's a great name.

Why just for you? Well, for you as well. Thank you. Good. Okay, let's play a game. Great. Okay, but also the Patreon, just so you guys know. Oh, what is that?

You broke your whole notes. No, you didn't break it. I've had that happen before. It just smacks off sometimes. You have to click it back in. Pass. Well, it's not my fault. What do I do?

You're good. It's fine. You're okay. I saw this video of a child getting a headache for the first time. Oh, no. And it made me laugh so hard because she's, like, laying there, like, she's dying with, like, a washcloth over her eyes. And she's going, I'm trying to be strong and I'm trying not to cry so I don't upset the neighbors. Oh, my God, girl.

And that's exactly what you just did. And then the little girl next to her, her younger sister keeps going, I just feel so bad for her. It's so funny. I remembered what I was going to say. Oh, sure. go um because i was like being like i'm not trying to use ADHD as an excuse for the fact that i just said it's morning even though that's probably kind of what i did there's a girl on 90 day fiance yeah who is going kind of viral low key on i guess my algorithm um because her whole thing is she's like

i have oCD and i get intrusive thoughts to make out with strangers and especially when i'm drunk and and my ex or my my my boyfriend who's i'm flying out here doesn't love it obviously but, you know, he's not super excited about it, but I do. Those are my intrusive thoughts and that's my OCD. It is, it's an insane thing. Can we pull up a video of it really quick? Yeah. We're going to get into a live show on the Patreon and all the performance stuff and the game.

Because also, NoCD, who is a sponsor of the show, who I have gone to. Shout out. Shout out to No CD. They, like, posted about it and they were like, unfortunately, girl, this is not what OCD intrusive thoughts are. OCD intrusive thoughts would be like, if if you're in terms, if you're in, intrusive thoughts for OCD were I'm going to make out with strangers. I want to make out with strangers. Yeah, it's because you're as a person, you're like, I don't want to do that. Yeah, you're afraid of, what if I accidentally cheat? What if I cheat and I secretly want to cheat and I don't want to cheat? That is what the OCD version of that would be. Sure. But being like my, she's not saying her intrusive thought. She's saying, I'm doing it. Yeah, my impulse is I want to make out with strangers. That's not ego dystonic because she actually wants to. No, the thing she's saying is I'm making out with strangers and my boyfriend.

for some reason doesn't love it. Yeah, and she's like, and it's because it's my intrusive thoughts. Like, that's not an intrusive thought. You're just following an impulse and you're drunk when you're doing it, which is just like you're making out with people when you're drunk, my girlie. Yeah, let's watch her. I have intrusive thoughts as part of my OCD. When I get drunk, I really want to make out with everyone I know,

especially when I'm in a happy mood or in a really insecure, bad mood. I just get really into the moment and I'm like, I think making out of this person is a great idea. Yeah, no, that's not how work. And then a bunch of behavioral therapists are going like, that's not true. Yeah, that's just not. I mean, it's that. And then there's just more videos of her doing it and her fiance being like, dang, I don't

even like this. And her being like, it's OCD. So anyway, that. I feel like I know people like that. Oh, there are always people like that. And when I was a drinker, I definitely had a problem with boundaries. Like I would, you know, like be more affectionate to like people like my friends' wives and things like, you know.

When you say people like that, do you mean people who use a mental illness as an excuse or people who get touchier when they drink? Oh, I think that's very normal. Yeah, that's very normal to get hornyer when you drink. And for a while, it was just like, oh, it's just whenever I drink, but it was just like, no, I have a problem with boundaries because those aren't. I mean, I can understand. Yeah, it exacerbates it. Yes. And I remember one wedding I went to.

and it's one of those like when you replayed the tape in your head. Yeah. And you like, it keeps you up at night, you know? It's like that cringy moment that you had. You fucked the bride. No. In front of everyone. I was like, that was probably, I vlogged it.

That would have been hours later on the path I was on. But like I was kissing all like my friends, like all my friends too. But like, you know, everyone, men, women. You're kissing your friends and their wives. And I remember one guy who didn't know me that well, and rightfully so, was like, what the fuck is this guy doing? And they're like, oh, that's just Cass. He's like, yeah, he's just friendly. And he's like, yeah, but he's kissing all your moms and your wives and your girlfriends.

And your girlfriends. Big kisses or little kisses? They were like, they were like mostly cheat kisses. Oh, cheek kisses nothing. I mean, I guess everyone should consent to it. The bride I kissed on the lips. I bet her. I did a dip.

That's funny. I mean, here's the thing. Yeah. I understand where they're coming from. Totally. I do think it's funny, especially if the other person is on board. Yeah, if the other person is on board. That's not a thing everybody is down for.

Most, I want to say it felt like everyone was on board and the only people that weren't on board were people who didn't know me. And rightfully saw a guy blasted out of his mind. Kissing the bride. moms, the bride, girlfriends, um, dancing funny. Like, you know, those are one of those things I wish I could take back. But I can't. But, but, but you know what?

You know what Mark L. Wahlberg says? Looking back at your past and cringing. And cringing is just a sign of growth. Oh, okay, great. Because I do a lot of growth at three a.m. I'd be growthing at three a.m. Yeah.

Um, yeah. So it is interesting. Yeah, some people when they drink, I think a lot of people when they drink are. are more flirty and touchy and sexual. Like, I feel looser. Yeah. But I feel like in the way that like, oh, yeah, alcohol uncovers like the parts of you that are like there. But like, it's exacerbated.

My biggest problem when I was in my early 20s would be like dramatic texting people. Oh, yeah. That was like my thing. Like I would get, I think subconsciously I would get, I would get drunk enough that I would be, that I would have the courage to. Yeah. send like some dramatic text or some like emotionally vulnerable like I couldn't be emotionally vulnerable without it

so it would be like I'd almost like work myself up to send something that's either emotionally vulnerable or something where it's like you know like oh don't contact that person that's your ex and like they're trying to get back together with you but you just miss it you know like all those like things you do they're always very honest text yeah 100% when they come at like and you've obviously probably been the receiving end of these texts. It was like 19 or 20. So it was like, okay, this is like acceptable, I guess, from a person this age. But you get a text at 1 a.m. from someone and it's like, whatever happened

to us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, when, uh, in like college, when I would get super drunk, um, the biggest thing I would do is perform in public. That's everything. Which is actually not. No, but that's so like inner child. But it was like, I would get my friends to perform in public with me. I'd be like, we should do a dance. No, but. No, but because what that is, though, the reason I love that so much is because it's not about, like, give me attention. It's about me. It's like the way that, like, little kids are like, let's do a talent show. It's like your brain is loose enough to connect with the part of you that's like, I want to do something fun. Yeah, and it was like theater school and everyone was just silly.

And it would be like, should we all do something? Should we do a number? That's so fun. Should we harmonize? It's like you're drunk. That's really fun. I would have rather done that. It was really fun.

I'd kiss my friend's moms. Yeah, for sure. I want to kiss my friend's moms now. Starting with Gail. Okay. That's right. That's a call to action, Gail. She's going to be really upset.

She probably will. I'm sorry, Gail. That you're going to kiss her or not kissing her? I'm going to kiss her. I thought you said I'm not going to kiss my friend's mom starting with Gail. I'm going to kiss my friends moms. Oh, got it. Okay.

Starting with Gail. Got it turned to the camera and I said, call to action. Gail, it's time for us to kiss on the mouth. I didn't get that far in the sentence. No, you're fine. I was insane. I'm asleep. And so what I thought you said is like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to kiss my friend's moms.

Starting with your mom, I'm not going to kiss her. That would be incredibly rude. She would have been like, okay, I feel left out. Absolutely. If you're kissing everyone's starting with her. Now, here's my question, is she going to feel like harassed or targeted that I said starting with her. Okay, but that's less bad than. Yeah.

For me and Gail's relationship, her feeling harassed and targeted is less bad than her feeling left out. And I think that's fair. And I won't be kissing your mother. Okay. Okay. Well, that's going to be like that. And it's out of respect. Okay, well, crazy. All my shit's out of respect to my dad. Of course, to your father. It's because if he wasn't in the picture, then you'd be there. Okay, you guys, a really big thing about me is that I'm a huge soft blanket person. Well, you're a tourist. I'm a tourist. It is the way I feel like the most tourists, I think. We found the perfect soft blanket. The softest blanket. I swear.

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Yes. Okay. Remember that game we played where we did impressions of singers, except you're not really in doing the impression of the singer. You're doing the impression of their songs. Right. And the vibe of it without it being correct or good. Yeah. So I think we should do some song impressions.

Cass are you in? I want nothing more than to be in on this. Okay, this is song impressions music. Cut the music. I was like, okay, whenever anybody has one, you can start. Okay. Okay. Well, I just went to the, I went to the Hollywood Bowl last night.

Yeah. I saw Joe Hasashi who scored all the, all the studio Jibli movies. Okay, no spoilers. Oh, shit. You have to guess. Yeah. Because I can't. Okay.

It's Joe Hasashi. Do it. Do it. And we'll guess Joe Hasashi because I wouldn't have guessed that either. And I, this is my impression of Joe Hasashi. And then you can guess Joe Hasashi. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Keshah. No, it's Joe Hesashi. Joe Hesashi. You got it. Oh my God. I love him. All right, now I know not to say.

That was a warm up. Yeah, yeah. And honestly, didn't sound anything like that. That's great. That was not a great impression to me, but that's the game. I still guessed it. Okay, here's one. Yeah.

You are so young. Frank Sinatra. I'm so old. Yeah, that was really, really good. He's very distinct. You're so young and I'm so old. That was really good. I like that we got it before you even got the joke out.

But it's a really good, that's a really good. Hello, Texas. A rambling man. Johnny Cash. Yeah. Oh, I love Johnny Cash. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that was right.

I have my wind eggs, drink my wind eggs. Tom Waits. Of my Windex. Have my Windex. Of my windex, yeah. It's, that's like my. Alice and Chains? Wait. Close.

It was Nirvana. Oh, okay, I wasn't going to say that. I was thinking something. Alice in Chains was fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, who else wants you on? Every morning on my violin, my farm is on the go.

I go into my farm and all the chickens say hello. I go out on the street and all of us walk down street. And then we dance and dance and dance with my lover who's with me. I was thinking Dolly Parton, but I was so focused on the wholesomeness of what you were doing. And in my head, I was just like, oh, she's got big old dangers. But that's true. Her songs are pretty awesome. Her songs are wholesome.

Thank you so much for saying danglers. Dangers. I said dangers, which is not. Oh, I thought you said danglers. I can. Wait, what did you say? Dingers? Dangers.

Oh. Like danglers with no L. Dengers. Dangers with no L. Dangers. Said wrong? Yeah, like if you said danger, like if you saw a sign and you were like, danger, oh, hopefully big old dangers. Okay.

We could also play a version of this game where it's movies, where you're doing an impression of a movie without saying any of the lines in the movie, but you're just kind of giving us a vibe of the movie. Yeah, that's true. Okay, I've got one. I've got one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, ready?

Yeah. So excited for the day. Yeah. So excited for the day. Is this a zombie movie? So excited for the day. Is it? So that's it.

Oh my God. I never saw it. Oh my God. Wow, that took me a second, but I didn't help me with that. Wow, that was crazy. You got it. I've never, first off, it was, it took me a second to wrap my head around. a movie impression.

Well, because I didn't want to say the word wedding. Yeah. Because then you're, you're at it. Yeah, it's the big day. Yeah. And then the kissy. No spoilers. Okay, so there's a wedding.

Okay, so, spoiler. Okay, how about, um, yeah. The Odyssey, finding Nemo. I've got to get back. Finding Nemo. The Martian. I've got to get back.

The Martian. What time is it? The Martian. What year is it? I got to get back. The Martian. Interstellar. Interstellar.

Oh, interstellar. Oh, interstellar. So close. That's why I kept pointing. Yeah, I thought maybe I was just right. So close. Because the guy in the Martian is in interstellar in a very similar role. Sure, sure, sure, sure.

But a bad guy. Oh, my God, an impression of a movie. Okay, I've got one. Okay. Hey-ho-hee. Trek. Redatooie. Okay.

Ratatooie. Yeah. Because it's like me-me-ee and then he-ho-hee. Yeah, absolutely. Because it's France. Oh, okay. It's hair. Yeah.

But you can't give anything away. Oh, is this, are you doing one? Yeah, here's one. Oh, you're doing one. Superman? Close. Incredibles? No.

It's not Pixar. They're not all Pixar. Okay. Why not? A lot of movies are Pixar. The Incredibles. And then imagine a 360 camera spinning around. Ooh, Charlie XX music video?

Charlie XX. Superman? The Incredibles. Finding Nemo? Radity. Stand by me, all my teammates. Oh, teens. Teen mates.

Teen Titans. Power Rangers. Avengers. Okay. Kind of like Power Rangers. I shouldn't have put so much emphasis on teammates. Yeah. I really threw you for a loop.

That threw me for a loop because I was like, what Pixar movie has teammates? Yeah, they're not all Pixar. I don't understand. Yeah. Ready? Yeah. When you're talking it. Porn.

Porn. What the hell happened? That was porn. If you're just listening, if you're just listening and you're not watching, she started making that sound and then her overall's top just like flat down and she screamed. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. No, I had one.

Stayed. Okay, do it again. Up. Yes. Because a balloon. I've got one. I've got one. Okay, so it's like, do, do, do do do.

Cut two. Oh, sexy then dog. Cut two. Then sexy again. Oh, I love you. She's turning into a dog? Sexy dog. Sexy dog sexy.

Lady in the train. Love on a leash. Yep. Love on a leash. Training and turning into a dog. Well, she's sexual towards a dog. She's sexual towards a dog, which is not illegal in this universe. Okay.

this one. Ocean's 11. Ocean's 12. Oceans 8. Amazon.com. World War. Oh, you should have just cut us right at the beginning. If you asked, if you were like,

let me do it. Can you guys leave? That would have been good. Now let's all do impressions of each other. Okay, great. But no words. No words. Okay, this is my impression of one of you.

This is great for an audio podcast. Do you think people know by now that when you don't have anything planned for the pod, I show up? Maybe. Okay. Go ahead. Well, we kind of did, we did plan when we talked about cryptids. That was definitely a thing we were really excited about. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay. Which of you is this? Yeah. Language-wise, yeah. Just, I'm going to do a vibe. Okay. France.

That's awesome. That's probably me. Yeah. Pretty good. That's probably me, right? pretty good. Confirmation? Was it pretty good? Well, I mean, you maybe seem like

unhappy or something. Like a guy who doesn't like you. No, well, no. Do one of them of us? Do I give a crabby guy? No, you just kind of go like, um. You kind of go like that. Yeah, you give. You're doing it now.

Yeah, that. You're doing it right now. There's like a. You just did it. No, I went, I laugh. Yeah, that was mine. I would do Kassim as like a. like, you know, like a...

Why the scowls? How are the scowl? Well, sure. Okay. Yeah. Fair. Okay. Which one of you is this?

Okay. It's exciting. Me. Nice. Nice. Correct. That's really good. That's really, really good.

Wow. Yeah. Now that's branch. That's branch. That's branch. Yeah, I mean. Olivia always does, whenever, whenever Olivia and I are writing and we're saying like, oh, and then maybe Olivia, because we always talk about the characters of Sid and Olivia as their own people. Yeah. So we'll go like, oh, and then maybe Sid would say this. Maybe Olivia would say this. And then Olivia will always be like, and then I feel like Sid would be like, like, she always does this impression of me. She like says lines in this way that's like, wow. And so I'll like pitch, but I use way more of that voice than is like necessary. That's it. And you're like the pha-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then sometimes... That was a really good impression.

Yeah, that was you. That was actually perfect for an audio format because we still... Just using sounds. Just because we couldn't use words. It doesn't mean we couldn't use sounds. that's the lesson I like to learn. Yeah, absolutely. Like Olivia will be like, she'll be like, and then maybe like Sid would be like, okay, like if I fucked my dad, I guess. What is my dad? I don't fart out my pussy. I didn't see that. I've heard you say that. I would never say

that. I hear Cass and say that all the time. We all say that. Casse, can you talk to us about UFOs? I'm scared. Can I be honest? Why? You should be. I'm scared of hearing about UFOs. Well, they're here. scares you. The fact that you're going to say something at some point that's really hopeless and then I'm going to go home and spiral. No, it's not hopeless because they're good. They're not all good. I hate to break it to you. Wait. I hate to break it to you. They're not all good. I thought they were pretty good. I thought they were pretty good. No, the school of thought is that there are many, if you're talking about aliens themselves, there are multiple species. Yeah. And some are good.

Some are looking out for us. Some are bad. Some are neutral. Like the Greek gods. Well, that's where a lot of folks think that we are pretty much interpreting our relationship with aliens and the turned into Greek gods. Yeah. You would fuck Greek gods? No, I fuck with the Greek gods.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which of the Greek gods would you fuck, though? Most of them. Do you want a list of them? Most of them, probably. I mean, I guess the question is, yeah, probably most of them. and they'd all probably fuck me because I'm a human so they'd fuck me if they wanted to.

Yeah, that's, and you give birth to the Nephilim, which are half God, half human. I love, um, I love like the underworld baddies. Like I love Persephoney and like, uh, Lilith, even though I don't think that that's another, but it's like the same type of like she's the body of the underworld kind of thing. Wait, where is Hades? Is he?

Hades is also, he's underworld vibes, right? I just am only thinking in terms of her, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it would be hard. I feel like a lot of them would have egos and that would turn me off. And that's what's tripping me up the most is because I'm like, well, are we talking like just physically and personality-wise and let's say none of them have egos.

Yeah. But like- But you're so personality-based. I'm so personality-based. I mean, me too. But like- Like, low-key, I would fuck Dionysseus over like a hot one with an ego. Sure. Yeah.

Because he's at least fun. I do feel like like Zeus is too intense for me. No, and he's like, is like, God, I have a bunch of STDs. Oh, so many. And they might be magical. They might give you magic powers, which could be cool. But I don't need that right now. No, I don't need it.

And also, I don't want a magical infection. No, I don't want a magical infection. I don't want any type of infection, even if one's magical. I like magic, but I don't want an infection. I would say, um, also Zeus is probably so busy working out all the time. I feel bad for Hera because she's always being cucked. Oh, yeah, because he's always fucking others. Yeah, he fucks everyone and she's always being cucked.

You guys know a lot about Greek gods. I love Greek mythology. I don't. I thought this was a guy thing. Aries is like angry and he's like the god of war and stuff, which would probably make him good at fucking, but I feel like I wouldn't want to date him. And I am so personality based that I don't know if I would be attracted to him. Who's the guy with the big personality but can't fight? Dionyses.

Oh yeah. He's the god of partying and wine. Yeah, I mean, that's a good way. Like that would be like the guy I would at least be best friends with and maybe even. Fuck Mary Kill. Yeah. Eries. Dionyses.

I need a third one Well there's Zeus but there's also Who's the one? Zeus is the daddy Who's the one with the wings on their feet? That's Wings on their feet god Apollo

And what does he do He's a messenger? The messenger sun god is he Am I right about this? Yeah he's the messenger Oh god of music Oh I probably would fuck him too Because he's

I end up dating musicians Yeah and he's the god And he's the god of sacred animals Wait what? No no no His sacred animals are a raven, wolf, and dolphin. Oh, those are some of the best animals. Oh, and he's handsome, beardless, and athletic youth.

Okay. Don't hate it. He's the twin brother of Artemis. That makes sense. Okay. Artemis is Diana in Roman terms. Because you know they all have a Roman counterpart. Sure.

So Artemis is Diana and Roma terms. She's the god of the hunt. I feel like you would hook up with her and have a great time. Sure. I also think I would marry. What? I think she's also gay. I think she might be gay.

I thought you said, I think she's on cocaine. I think she's on cocaine. I think Artemis slash Diana, the goddess of Ghana, is on cocaine. I think Apollo, because Apollo is a god of healing, I do feel that I would marry that one just because it's like in sickness or in health. Like if I'm sick, you can heal me. And if you're sick, you can heal yourself. And then we have a long, lovely marriage.

What if he's abusive and that is a really long, terrible marriage? That wasn't part of it. Yeah, what if any of them are abusive, Gassum? Well, we have to be We have to be real. We have to know that sometimes we can be abusive. Okay. Well, yes, of course, but what?

Yeah, what if he turns out to be abusive? Would not fuck. Then I'd get a divorce, Cass. You can't. They didn't get divorces back then. This is fake. No, no, no, no, no. This isn't real.

This hypothetical is real. The situation is fake. Yeah, okay, Dian Iceecees the god of wine and revelry. users in mythology communities of any express, he represents a highly charismatic, sensual wild alert. I would probably fuck him. Yeah. Apollo looks a little young, but besides that, I like

him. Adonis is a mortal, elevated to godlike status for his renowned ultimate, youthful masculine beauty. It's all too youthful. I'm not into... A custody battle. Between Aphrodite and Persephone. If my masculine beauty caused a custody battle, I would be so fucking proud myself. Yeah.

That's like actually really sick. That'd be sick. That'd be sick. Have you ever maxed out a credit card? Yes. Me too. But the thing is now we're in our 30s. Yeah. And we want to make sure that our financial health is set up for success.

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Super.com cannot control factors outside of their services that may impact your credit. Visit super.com for more details. Um, what does Aries look like? Probably angry. Yeah, mad. And you're telling me these guys are fake. There's Ares, there's Poseidon, there's Zeus. Wait a second, hold on.

You're telling you these guys are fake. Okay, where are they getting the pictures from? Look up all the Greek gods in a list. Okay. Because then we can decide two to fuck Mary kill. All the Greek gods in a list. For Olivia. For a list.

I think we're gonna have to call this episode actual ADHD, the podcast. Yeah. Because this might be out ADHDing ourselves. I love it. I don't care at all. No, it feels so natural. It feels really good. It feels really good.

will hate watching it back. No, but there will be people who enjoy it. I will not watch this episode. Like, we should clip this as like, this is what we're telling people this episode is. I'm not going to watch this. Yeah. You can. Whoa, that's the fullest. Whoa. Chaos. I would fuck chaos. That would be cool. Would it be cool? I would have fucked chaos when I was in college. Sure, the god of the void. Yeah, the god of the void. He was the beginning of all life, of course. Well, beginning of all life. That's, that's pretty sick. I have fucked the god of the void. Kronos. Who was the god of the void? I don't know. There's a couple people. Who in your life that you have fucked was the god of the void? There's a couple of people I've fucked that have had a pretty bad void, like a pretty deep void.

Sexually? No, just like in general in their inside. Yeah, definitely. He has a huge void. Are we allowed to say their names? No, absolutely not. We're bleeping that. Are you bleeping the name? Yeah, I mean, he would be the god of the void for sure in terms of if the god of the void was just someone who had a really big void. He has a huge void. Yeah. Somewhere two girls are podcasting about me. I feel it. Yeah. I know it. It's probably happening. They're like, this guy was a huge void. This guy had a huge void.

This guy had a huge void. It's also a funny thing to say about a previous sexual partner. It's like, uh, he had a huge void. Yeah, genuinely. It is like, it is like such a weirdly specific. But like, you know, we all have a void here and there, but some people just have a huge void. Were you ever a void to someone else? I'm sure.

I don't, how can you be a void? You can have a void. I can have a void. Have you ever been with someone who thought you had a huge void? Oh, I'm sure. Not that they've told me. I've never heard anyone say that before right now. I've had someone I had sex with tell me that I have a fear of emotional intimacy.

That's gorgeous. Was that right after or before? During. During. It was the whole time during. You have such a fear of emotional intimacy. And I'm coming. No, I don't even remember it was before or after, but they did tell me that.

That's gorgeous. And I was like, what are you talking about, joke? Do you want to do some jokes? Oh, did you mean a joke? I was like, ha ha ha, that's funny. Want to play games? That's really good. Let's do a game where we do an impersonation of one of us having sex.

I'm going to do an impersonation of your void. Ready? I hate when sometimes we make breakthroughs on this podcast that are kind of therapeutic. I know, I love it. Did that just happen? Yeah. That person was right. Oh.

I feel like they were right. Oh, no. Yeah, I feel like the fan fiction really. really hit that. Oh, yeah. The fan fiction where you guys hook up? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we make a small kiss at the end and then you make a small kiss. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what about, um, Tartarus? The god of the darkest and deepest part of the underworld. The original god of the underworld. The underworld was the place where the wicked are imprisoned and tortured eternally after their death. Do you think that's what

tartar sauce was named after? Yeah. Said. I'm sorry. Make the connection. I have a fear of emotional intimacy. So this is what I'm going to be bringing to the table, if that's okay with you. Oh, I like Anake. Or Anonke? Wait, I'd fuck Nemesis, the goddess of retribution. Oh, I would be Nemesis, the goddess of reprimus. Wait, she's a... I should stay away. She's a girl. Wait, I literally love her. That might be my new favorite. I love Nemesis. Nemesis is the goddess of retribution. Is actually exactly who I'm aiming to be. I love that in these streets. I feel like Hamera, goddess of day. Yeah, she's probably really vanilla and normal and nice and beautiful and cool barbecue probably likes normal things

in a good way Hollywood's Forever Cemetery just doing stuff out of the daytime stuff yeah Hamera yeah I mean totally for sure uranus uranus is a god the god of the heavens Uranus well once we took away his title of being a planet we're like you can be a god I guess you can be a god the god of the heavens God of the mountain he soon became became ruler of the world and father of the titans. This is mixing up a lot of IP. Yeah. This is Sandra Bullock.

Uranus, the god of the heavens. He soon became ruler of the world and father of the titans. Like the teen titans. Right. That's a lot of IP. A lot of teenage kids. Sorry? The teen titans.

Oh, sure, sure. And they changed it to Uranus. Oh, it's Uranus. Yeah. Kronos eats his kids. They changed it. I probably would not. It's a turnoff for me if you're like a bad.

dad. Not that I'm really trying to date dads. No. That's what, yeah, why I said it is like I've tried, I've gone on a date with a guy who was a dad who was a dad. I was there. But I wasn't like really taking, oh, he was the worst. But I wasn't really taking the date super serious. I was just kind of like, well, yeah, because I was there in costume. Sid was there in costume. What do you mean you're there in costume? I was at the table next to her table. Spying? Or were you piping in like Syranac de Bergia? No, I was spying. What's his name? Serenow de Bergia. Serenot. Serenobes. I was spying with our friend Emerson and we were being a distraction. Yeah, they were dressed like they were in a punk band.

They were dressed in all white denim with nose piercing and crazy fake hair. And we kept shouting that the bar needed more milk. Yeah. And the guy I was on the date with who immediately was bad, like tried to move tables to be farther away from them. And I like, we made eye contact and they followed. I was like, what about this table? And I found another table with a two top next to it. And they moved and sat right next to us again.

It was awesome. What a nightmare. Yeah. I want to hear this guy's version of the date. Oh, he probably had a terrible time. I'm sure he did. Because he was like, number one, I think this girl seems really distracted by something. Yeah, and also like, he came out the gate swinging with I am bad.

And I was just like, oh, no, what's the appropriate amount of time? You know when you're there and you're like, I know this is bad and I know that I'll never see this person again. But what's the appropriate amount of time to either continue this conversation so it doesn't feel rude or to maybe suss it out and see if, yeah. One drink or like a salad, but you never go to the entree. How fast have you, like, left a date with a person? I always usually stay for unless I've, I mean, like, I've never felt like. In danger. Yeah.

The one time I did feel in danger. I was already in the guy's car. Tough. That's a tough. But I've never felt in danger, like on the date. And so I usually, like, yeah, like an hour or two. When's the fastest you've left a date? usually one drink

usually one drink I went on I went on a blitz when I was when you're older you kind of already know what you're looking for in a relationship or every relationship that you like you've learned a lot more things

you just pairs down until you go like this is what you know what doesn't work for you by the time when I was going on dates I would up front be like hey nice to meet you I'm looking for kids if you're not it's great let's have a drink, but like, you know, it's like one of those where I put all my cards on the table.

Yeah, that's fair. I found most people appreciated that. Yeah, I think that's a good thing. Yeah, I think that's a good thing. But you can still be like, well, you know, if you don't want kids, let's stop a drink and hang. Yeah, people would always give me shit being like, you're saying that on the first day. I'm like, I don't have time to waste. Why is that a bad thing? I think if you're very intentional about like what you're looking for and what you want and you're being up front about that, I think that's a good thing.

Right. No, I think I don't want to waste anyone's time. Yeah, that's the thing. Yep. is like if for example it's like we give people shit about it for doing the opposite thing when people just kind of don't tell you that they're actually just down for something casual and then by the time you catch feelings the person's like oh I actually wasn't really looking for this yeah it's like so why not just be like honest I thought that was always the way to go um the fastest I ever left was I think I did one appetizer one drink one appetizer because the entire conversation was about her ex who I knew Oh, wow. Wow. And, you know, sometimes you just get depressive vibes from people. Yeah. Like you get depressed from being with them or they're depressed. No, no, you get the vibes that they're depressed. Yeah, totally. That they're depressed. And you go like, oh, this person's like clearly not over whatever. Sure. Happened. They seem not. She was nice enough, but like too much of the conversation was like spent on. Right. He was like, he did this to me and I did, you know, like, we're still like over splitting.

custody over the dog. Like it's like one of these. So I was like, oh, okay, that's great. And then, um, not red. Yeah. And I like rode my bike to the date because it was down by the beach. And then I was like, okay, well, this has been so fun. And, um, uh, to be honest, I don't think like there's anything here for me, but I still think you're a great person. And I just like, I paid the check, which I always think that's, it's a nice thing to do. That's nice. And then I just got on my little bike and rode home. And she was chill about it.

And I later found out that she told one of our other mutual friends that I was on my phone too much. Oh. So it wasn't a match. I did check my phone during the thing because there was a time where she was like going at it and I like checked the time. Uh-huh. And then I, you know, getting that feedback was interesting. I did learn from it. I did go, don't even go on your phone, even if things are not going great.

Yeah. I did learn. I want this story to be slightly different so badly and I just keep my brain. What do you want to be different? I want the vehicle you exited on to be different. It was a bicycle. And I keep switching out funny things in my head, like a unicycle or like a moped or a segue. It was a two-person bike that I only got.

Yeah, the idea of you being like, I don't see anything, but thank you so much. I was planning on taking her down the boardwalk on the back of the. the two-person bike. Getting in like a child's car, like the motor car that drives down the thing. Yeah. You were starting the date looking for someone to ride on the back of your two-person bike. Yeah. Can't wait for this to go well. And then we'll go watch the sunset. Yeah. We'll take this bike. Yeah. This two-person bike. I went on a date once where I met a person online and they wouldn't let me into their house. Right. And that's good. And we drove around their neighborhood a few times while they kind of sussed me out. That's so, so scary. It was actually so weird. Kind of. And, and

Is this person a man? Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. If it was a woman, I'd be like, maybe she's just like, I like to be safe. No, I actually, I actually agree. If it was a woman, I'd be less freaked out. Yeah, you just be like, well, you just love being safe.

I'd be like, oh, you're just like being like extra safe, no worries, whatever. Yeah. But it was like, it was a guy. And I was like in my like early mid-20s or something. And he, he was saying a lot of weird shit about just like, he was just like had a lot of hot takes that he was sharing. very instantly. It's always good to just like immediately rip out all the hot takes. And I think I had mentioned something about in college, my, I was a playwriting major in my like senior thesis play was kind of about. Yes. Israel and like Palestine and stuff because I had gone on birthright to Israel.

And then the whole time was like, oh, I feel really not good about this. Yes. And then. And that play is on Patreon. Yeah. That was a great play. Thank you. But I like, I came home and felt like, Ooh, I didn't like it there. And that was actually really not my vibe at all. Do you think he had like a partner in the apartment, like that he was trying to cover up? It's possible. I don't know. Yeah, that's where my brain goes.

But he, but he was being like, oh, so you're like anti-Semitic. And I was like, well, no, I'm Jewish. And I was like, I just don't, I don't agree with how that's happening. Yeah. And this was also like way before. Was he Jewish? No. This was, uh, had to have been in.

If I was like 20. So this must have been, I don't know, like six years ago. So that would have been 2019. Maybe like it was like right before the pandemic. Yeah, 2019. Yeah. And yeah. And he was like, he was like, oh, so you're an anti-semi.

And I was like, no, no. I just like don't agree with how this thing is being handled. And he was like, wow. Like, wow. So he was a bad. Well, here are some of my hot days. Yeah. And then I think we had driven around his neighborhood a few times.

And I said, this was like a 30 minute thing. And I said, can you drop me off at my car? And he said, oh, what? You, like, are afraid of getting into a little bit of a heated debate. Like, you're afraid of like. Yeah, with a stranger who I'm in their car. He was like, you're afraid of debate. And then I got out of the car and he said, no, I'm just a little bored.

I went home. Oh, my God. Being a woman is crazy. That's so awesome. Imagine being in a car. I think about this all the time. Yeah. Once you're in the car, it's like you realize, oh, I'm in the car.

The physicality, because a lot of men, we don't think about like, oh, if somebody wanted to just pin me down right now. Yeah. They could. Like, that's not a thought we generally have. It's also like being. And they probably wouldn't want to. No.

Some of us want to be pinned down. Yeah. Yeah. But it's also like being on a date as a woman and then going on a date with a woman. You're so conscious of the fact that you're like, I want you to feel comfortable. You don't have to do anything. Yes. And whatever you want is what happens.

Often what happens is nothing happens. Yeah. Because it's just like, oh, I would never. Oh, my God, I would never. It's like, oh, my God. Everyone's trying to pick a restaurant and like, yeah, I'm so, whatever's good for whatever. And then it's like. You start.

And then you leave and you text like, hi, ha ha, ha. That was fun. I wanted to kiss you. But I didn't want to make you uncomfortable. But I didn't want to make you uncomfortable. It's so sweet. It's got to be tough. My wife's very short.

So her view of the world is like everything can hurt her. From a low angle. She's very. Always looking up. Yeah. But it's, how tall is she? She's like 5.3 or four, maybe 5.2? Yeah, I'm 5.4.

No, she's shorter than you. 5.2. Yeah, I'm like the most normal height in America. I never see you as short. To be honest, I don't know heights that well and I don't know kids ages. My mom is 5.2 and I'm 5.5. And my mom is 5 2 and she's significantly short of me. Yeah, she is short.

I only ever notice that I'm short when I'm in a baby. You don't feel short to me. I'm kind of normal. That's the thing. There are some people who feel short regardless if they are or not. and some people who feel tall, and some people just feel regular. I have gotten a lot of feedback that people think I'm shorter than I am. Which is so crazy because to me, you're the most, like, regular height.

Yeah, I feel pretty down the middle high. And that's 5-4. Yeah, I'm 5'4.5. 5.3, I think is the average height. You seem on the taller side to me. Really? Sid's, like, tall, light. Like, she's a slightly, slightly, but she's, like, got...

I'm 5, 6 and a half. Yeah. You guys count the halves, huh? Oh, yeah. You don't round up? I do. Do you round up or round down? I round down because I don't want to seem intimidating or scary.

And I find that sometimes people think tall is like, oh, so scary. Yeah, when they hear five seven, they're like, ooh, model. They're like, oh, scary. Most guys will round up. Oh, yeah. Guys will round up by several inches. But like crazy. Yes.

By crazy amounts. Yeah. Where it's like clearly, I think I used to tell people that was six one. To my. I just have always believed people. And then I realize like, oh, I maybe. shouldn't. How tall are you actually? I'm six foot. But like I got a bad reading from high school where we had the things and he had to measure for PE and I swore I was six one. And I just told

everyone I was six one up until like three, four years ago. And then I went to the doctor. And they were like and I had to measure for whatever reason. I think it was just stats. And then they were like, oh yeah, you're you're six foot. I'm like, hold on. I'm impressed. It felt like, I took it took an inch off my life. Sure. Yeah. I'm impressed with the fact that you then recalibrated. Yeah. went, okay, I'm six foot. This is one of the first times I've ever said it out loud. This is probably my third time saying it. Okay.

I hope you guys don't see me differently. No, I see you as exactly six foot. Yeah, if I had to guess, I would say you're six foot or six one. Yeah, same. That's how I would guess. Or six one is all I want. Oh, yeah, or six one. Yeah.

Are you sure? Yes. Absolutely. Okay. Are you sure you don't have that half in there? You might be six and a half. You might be six foot and a half. It was almost exactly.

six. But maybe her measurements were off. That's so true. And they got to touch your skull. Yeah. Sorry? They got to touch your skull. No shoes touch your skull. They can't measure your hair. So wait, say, okay, so they have to touch your skull. We should do the presidential physical fitness exam and see if we can do it as adults. That's a great idea. The sit and reach, remember that? Wait, there were a couple that I like loved and I hate it.

We need to do the presidential. What was your best event at the presidential? Probably something correlated. I can do like. I can, like, do core. You should have a good core girl. Didn't they have ones that were just kind of, like, touching your toes? Yeah, the sit-reach. Yeah, that I was the best out. Yeah.

Because I can touch my toes. I wasn't great at that. I can touch my toes. I love that for you. What did you have to do? You had to run the mile. You had to do the sit-ner-reach. Jumping jacks.

And it was like, Arnold Schwarzenegger had his, like, signature on the certificate. Presidential and the National was, like, the salutatorian of presidential. Right. I needed to be presidential or else I would hate myself. I think I got the worst one. Push-ups, pull-ups. Core, yeah, time curls or sit-ups. I did cardio.

Oh, yeah, sit-ups. I just never ran with urgency. I never ran like my life depended on it. I did when it was being, like, graded. I did not. I hated running. I mostly did, like, a speedy walk. I had to do track for years.

Would never. I hate it. And your guys' comedy fits into both of that. Can I just connect the. Go ahead. Connect the dots here. Your, your comedy is high energy. It's like quick, quick, intense.

Your's, like, you wait for the thing to land, and then you're just like, you let a zinger rip or something. Like, it's more of, like, slower pace, but it's, is that, is this any of this connect? I don't know, maybe. It's just kind of like the, da-da-da-da-da-da. It's like run the core, the runner, the track athlete, the I walked the mile.

Yeah. Would you just say you just like you're good at sit and reach. You weren't, you know, you didn't do track. You weren't about running. Right. It's. I didn't want to do track. I was, I had to.

You had to because God called on you and said my child. I had to because I, the doctor told me I had to lose weight. Oh, no. And so I hated track. They used to just say that to people. Oh, they would say it so much worse than I just said it. Oh, no. But yeah, so I hated track.

I hated track. So I don't do track. But you had your scoliosis. Sure. Hot. Hot track. Hot. Yeah, I had my scoliosis.

You had your scoliosis brace. You can't run. Oh, I don't remember. But if I had to, I didn't. Did you guys secretly like lice check day? Yes. Love it. Still watch videos of it.

It's a best kid. I got lice twice. So if I ever get them again, I'm going to like go postal. Why did you get it? Because I always associate that. with like poor kids who don't shower and like. It's very common when you're a kid because you're always like shoving your head

where it doesn't belong. Yeah. Is that? Yeah. It's hard because it's like one kid gets it and then everyone gets it. And so it's like I got it twice, I think from the same other kids. Yeah.

In the same way that like cold spread very easily like in preschools. It's just because like they're doing the weirdest shit and like they're playing like put your head inside my head. Like they're playing games that are nothing. I love the game of put your head They're playing games like that all the time. But like I watch videos of lice checks or lice check.

You're watching those. Lice check like play. Lice check like. Lice check play? Yeah. Do you like when they're infesting the head? Like ASMR Lice check? Yes, I watch ASMR Lice Check play to go to sleep.

So like they'll take chopsticks. They'll put them in your scalp. And it's not, they don't do it with kids. They do it with adults. And they put their chopsticks on scalps and they go like, oh, your scalp might have some. some bugs in it. Oh, I hate that.

And then you- And these are witches administering the test? Yeah, of course. Okay. And then you hear the sound of like, and it makes me fall asleep instantly. I would do a scalp massage ASMR, but I can't do a lice one because if they say there are bugs in here,

I'm gonna. Oh, sometimes they'll do it where it's like the, the microphone is the head and the bugs are on the microphone. And they'll go like, oh, so many bugs here. And then they take the chopsticks. That's the best part. Oh, this, okay. In my head, you're watching somebody get an actual.

lice check, but you're just talking about ASMR pretend play. Play. Yes, okay. But sometimes they're doing real checks just for fun. Okay. But it is for the intention of the ASMR and I do like the element of chopsticks in the head. I love you. For my birthday.

Okay. So sorry to cut you off. Oh, no, go ahead. For my birthday, if anyone wants to do lice checks on me with chopsticks, that could be the best birthday present ever. Yeah. That was a death sentence for a. kid. If you got a lice, if you had lice and you got a lice confirmed. Did you see what I just

texted you? No. Olivia had lice confirmed. Because I had lice confirmed twice. And not only was it a death sentence to have lice, but it was a death sentence, zoom in. This one? Yeah, maybe to me in there. To have this haircut. It was a death sentence to have this haircut. I really don't mind. What's wrong with this haircut? Is this bad? I think it's kind of cute. Are you doing a bit? I don't I don't think it's half bad. What's wrong with it? It is the haircut that I look like a suburban mom. That's cute.

Lena Dunham in girls gets this haircut and then like regrets it. Yeah. But it does look cute. No, but like this is the haircut you get and then regret it. Right. This is the haircut you're forced to get because you got Lysa second time. It makes you definitely look like a different person. My head looks like a lollipop.

You look like the leader of your group. You look like the brains behind the operation. Yeah, and also I will say it does make the earrings hit harder. The earrings are fucking crazy. Wearing those earrings. What is with the earrings? And you're still doing the wing. You're still doing the eyeliner wing.

Yeah, what is? Those girls are sisters. No, but they are both. They look identical. Yeah, those girls are not sisters. Those are actually just two of your lice that were grown up. I'm sorry, you're fucking with me right now. Those girls are not sisters.

No, that's Mari and that's Olivia and they're not related at all. No, those girls are sisters. They're twins. You're telling me in this photo, there's two Olivia's. Yeah, there's two Olivia's. and one of them looks like a nightmare. And these aren't your hired goons that you have go do your bidding

around the school? No, I was bullied because I looked like that. No, these two girls look like twins. They do look very similar, especially in this picture. And, I mean, they're both like little, like, they have the same hair. How are you bullied? You look so cut. You have like your cute little top

and your cute little earrings and you've got like a fun eyeliner wing. I do. And you've got a cute little haircut. Yeah. I think you're, you look really cute. I think you're very, if you were like this now, but aged up and like were in Echo Park, people would be like, okay, cute. I would do a c-a-bob, but like a French bob, but not that.

I think you could pull off a bob like crazy style. I would love to one day in my life, maybe later in my 30s, do like a French bob. Uh-huh. But it's not going to be this. I also always have the urge to cut my hair super short, but then my thought is, will it go like this? Yeah. That's a good question. Well, yeah, it's like, I know I'll have to style it.

specifically because I won't just like like when it's like this it's like well obviously this is styled but like even if my hair is unstyled and it's long I'm like it's still technically kind of hair whatever you can like leave the house everything's good but when I had really short hair it was like it is a it when it looked bad it looked more obvious it's a hard thing to do and then that's also the lice cut this I would say this cut is a little worse than the other I think that's grown out a little bit yeah this one the end of fifth grade and it grew out to to six grade, which is also another reason to think about when you're cutting your hair short is like the growout phase. Remember the guy who tried to sell Obama's Senate position, Rob Blagojevich?

No. This looks like his haircut. Oh, everything. Can we look up Blagovich? That's his name, right? Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah.

It's a little bit that vibe. It's like mine's a little mulidier, but his is still pretty similar. Like there's a little bit too much fluff going on. he tried that's what he did right he tried to like sell the senate position or something he tried to do something bad anyway i don't know well it was the lice that was controlling it was the lice that was controlled oh the lice was ratituing him oh my god wait the lice was ratatuing him when it told him to do that two times i got lice in fifth grade that the lice was ratatooing you hundred percent twice in fifth grade yeah yes 100 percent the lice was ratituing you how could it not yeah that's what ratitude was based on is

the lice it was based on the light. Okay, so that was the episode, you guys. Wow. I'm sorry. So glad we got to talk about UFOs. Yeah, I'm sorry I had to be here for another one, but I'm glad you guys invited me on. I truly feel that this could be our most ADHD episode yet. Yeah, I, I'm definitely, I would like to hear what you guys think in terms of what the fuck just happened. This is like making me go, oh, I need to go pick up the Adderall. Yeah. I, it's at the pharmacy. It's making me go like, I'll plan the next. We'll plan the next one for sure. I also have had personally the most delightful time.

Oh, no. This is like, oh, I'm just shitting on my ass. No, here's the thing. I'm having a lovely time. Yeah. I feel that we were all connected in one wave. Yeah. Will you feel that way?

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