Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Princess Treatment Is A Kink? 👸

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

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There was this really creepy doll that our friend Adam gave her. And I literally was like, can we please leave that, though, like in the apartment? And now I'm so glad we did because somebody's going to walk in there, probably the building management and be like, oh, no, we're cursed by this haunted doll sitting in this empty apartment. Yeah. We had a long debate where we were like, are we keeping it on the fridge or are we keeping it in the fridge? Yeah. Because it's so scary. So maybe that's another piece of advice.

If you're about to leave an apartment where they've wronged you, leave a haunted doll. Just leave a haunted doll. Who cares? That's the doll. And, yeah, she's, her mouth is, she's whistling. Her mouth is in whistle shape. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, you guys. Hi. Welcome to the Big Bad podcast for you. This is Sid and Olivia Talk. I'm the Sid one. I'm the Olivia one. And we talk some shit ones. One.

Today we have no one here because somebody was here and then they got mauled by a polar bear. Who was it? It was our guest. Pam Bondi. Damn it. Pam Bondi. We were really going to interview her about some stuff. We were really going to ask about all the lists and stuff.

Yeah, we had so many questions. But she got mailed by a polar bear, a Burbank polar bear. Oh, dang it. That's like such a problem in Burbank right now. I know it really is. The stink and the polar bears. The Burbank stink.

Guys, before we get into it, yes, we're going to do a Love Island update today. And also, go check out our Patreon. Yeah, go patron it. We do have a Patreon. It's literally cheap. We do a movie night each month. And you can contribute to Love Island as a producer on our. Patreon Discord, so definitely get on the Patreon.

Sign up for that. You can get episodes early, uncut, and extended. Should we do a quick Love Island update? Oh, yeah. We got to know what's going on in the villa. Okay, everyone, this is Sid and Olivia's Love Island fantasy bracket. Music! Cut the music! A game of fun-lough! Oh my gosh. Okay, so last time we had the lie detector. Previously. On Love Island. We had the lie detector challenge.

Just a quick reminder of who's in the villa. We have our couples are kinky tinky and the burning pile of furniture outside of Olivia's old apartment. The 405 and California Pizza Kitchen. Tombgis and the Wheel of Fortune, a regular horse and the giving tree, and a lot of water and the rainbow fish. Yeah, five couples. Five couples. Only a couple challenges left before we see who takes home. Do we know how much money that these people are winning?

Usually it's $50,000 and they have to decide if they want to split it or if one of them wants to take all the money if they're really here for the love for the money. So I think we should give them $50,000. I think $50,000, which is good because I'm in some debt. And so it would be good to need to. We're paying them out of pocket. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. You and I. Right, right, right.

Using the Patreon money. Right, right, right. That's why you guys really got to get over there. Please, please. We have to pay the winners. How are we going to pay these fictional characters? I'm going to get in more debt, but more importantly, we're going to use your guys' money to pay the fictional winners. Oh, yeah.

Speaking of which, okay, also just like a little side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we recently have our friend Patrick McDonald, who we love very much, friend of the show, is making a play called Big Bear. And they just raised all their funding in one day. All of their funding in one day, which is amazing. But I was there when he found out he raised all of it. Yeah. And I literally was like, what if we did a Kickstarter for just existing?

What if we were like, can you give me $30,000 to just chill? To just be able to pay my bills? I would love $30,000 to chill. Here's the thing is like, yes, I would. But I do also know that if I got $30,000 right now, I would owe it to the Love Island winners. That's so true. Okay, maybe we do a Kickstarter. so that we can pay the fictional characters of Love Island.

We've been paid the fictional characters first before we can pay our bills. It would be the craziest, like, scam. Like, if they, like, on the news, we're, like, these two girls scammed all of these, like, nice teenagers out of $30,000 because they wanted to pay the fictional winners of their fake Love Island. I mean, we could do a Kickstarter for our fictional winners. It's just to pay bills. Then we spend it on like a big bouncy house or something stupid.

Not even, not even anything we actually need it or not. No. Because that is what we would do. We would buy something really stupid. You have to get a big bouncy house and then you have to like jump in it with heels and pop it. Dude, if we were rich and we just got a bouncy house instead of like a regular house. I would fucking love that. Yeah, the idea of like, oh, like, you know, Gen Z and millennials can't buy houses ever.

It's like, I bet you. I could save up to buy a bouncy house. Wait, let's get a bouncy house. Yeah. And then, like, literally put it on, like, a plot of land. Yeah. And just, like, chill. Yeah, I think so.

I just lay down. And just lay the fuck down. Occasionally just go like that. I kind of think that's the dream. Oh, well, of course that's the dream. Okay, you heard it here. You heard it here first. Okay.

So that's, you hear it here first. You heard it here fist. The dream is get your friend and get a bouncy house together. Make it your regular house and tell everyone to fuck off. It's great because there's no kitchen, there's no bathroom. No kitchen, no bathroom. Pee on the bouncy house and lay down on the bouncy house. Lay down on the bathtub.

Have little snackies. Okay, have your little snackies on the pee. I really think that's like a vibe. Yeah, we should do it. Sorry, we're back. Okay, and we're back. Okay, so the Islanders are in the big room where they all sleep. Yeah.

Because they all sleep in one room. They all have to sleep in the big room together. Which means they also all do their sexy times in the same room. They all sit together fun. So, um, we actually have a little bit. had many fucks this season. Well, but we had death. Yes, we've had more deaths than sex this season.

But Kinky Tinky Winky and the burning pile of furniture are definitely like going off to hook up. We just haven't shown it so much because we're kind of like a classy. We're classier than regular. I mean, sure. Did KTinky Winky separate twist and rim itself during a challenge? Yeah, but that was during a challenge. That was during a challenge.

And that doesn't really count. Doesn't count. Actually. Yeah. Okay. So the islanders are in their big room filled with beds. They're all waking up with their bad face masks and stuff on. And we hear, what?

What? What is that? Tumkis is like, I had a weird dream. I had a weird dream that I heard a weird baby. And then. I don't know why he turned Australian. Oh, I heard a weird baby. And then.

And then. And then. Dingo ate my baby. I had a dream of dingo. All of the islanders wake up and they see a bunch of baby dolls in a cribs, yeah. In the middle of the room. They're all crying. It's the baby challenge.

Oh no, the infamous Love Island baby challenge. If you are not familiar with regular Love Island, which this is a real thing, there is every season, or almost every season of Love Island, they will have fake babies, like the type of babies that you're supposed to use in like a home ec class and keep them alive or something. Yes. Those babies, the islanders will wake up to the babies and then they have to keep the babies happy and alive for the day to check who is the greatest parent? Who would make the best parents? And it's very strange. They also, do you want to explain how they

give the babies? Yeah, they basically like every every couple gets a baby doll on real love island every couple gets a baby doll that kind of looks like you know close enough to what their baby might look like um like some sort of mix of them yeah yeah if it's like a super blonde hair blue-eyed couple they're gonna get a blonde blue-eyed baby if we've got you know if we've got a couple that would have like a beautiful mixed baby doll that's what they're getting so the good news is that all of these couples are different species yes yes Yes. So their babies are going to look really unique. And you know, unique is a beautiful way of putting it. Unique, like a crime against humanity. Yeah, they'll all look like their own crime against humanity.

Yeah. So let's describe these babies. Yeah. Okay. So first off, um, kinky winky in the burning pile of furniture. Their, their baby is a purple baby doll that is on fire. That's just on fire. Which means that the rubber of the baby doll is kind of. constantly melting and giving off toxic fumes to everyone. Everyone is getting microplastics in their lungs and micro rubber in their lungs. Oh, by the end of this season, everyone's going to have so much rubber in their brain. It's going to be crazy. Everyone's going to have a quarter-sized piece of rubber and plastic in their brain. Next, we have the 405 and California Pizza Kitchen.

Obviously, their baby is... Very California. It has palm trees for ears. It has freeways for arms. and chicken Alfredo for a head. Yeah, that is like a beautiful mix of what they would be. Yeah, it's like kind of a gorgeous baby. And it's like definitely hovering.

Hovering. It's for sure hovering. So all the babies are hovering. And that's the other thing is like they're baby dolls. Yes. On Love Island that are not sentient. But of course, on Fantasy Bracket, they are like sentient. And they're like hovering.

They are hovering. I mean, if we have the budget, we might as well make the cover. Of course. Of course. Okay. And then Tomb Gets on the Wheel of Fortune. And the producers wanted to give them a bag of Dorito that's constantly spinning in the air. But that was a little hard with their means. So essentially it's a bag of Doritos that's constantly being chucked at a wall by a producer.

Right, right. So we see the producer. Yes, you see the producer's hand come into frame and throw a bag of Doritos at the wall. Yeah. And I also will say, I know we just said everything is sentient, but this is just a regular bag of Doritos. Yeah, this one, they kind of dropped the ball on. Yeah, 100%. I mean, the producer is sentient.

The producer is sentient. So I don't know what you want to do with that. And the producer is Kyle from the Patreon. Oh, it is. It really is. The producer who's throwing the bag of Doritos at the wall is Kyle from the Patreon. And he keeps turning to the camera whenever you see him in the camera and going, are you mad at me to the audience?

Because we have someone on the Patreon named Kyle, who we love. We love Kyle. But his bit is he messages us all the time being like, are you mad at me? me? What did I do? Are you so mad at me? And we've never been mad at him. No. So join the Patreon so you can ask us if we're mad at you. Yeah. Next, we have horse and the giving tree. Oh, wow. So they got a really specific baby. Of course. A beautiful mix of the both of them. It is a horse toy. It's sentient horse toy. Yeah. That keeps taking off its own skin and fur and offering it to people like the giving tree and begging them to take it. Yeah. It's kind of like a worst one. A nightmare. It's the worst one by far.

It is by far the worst baby. Oh, yeah. So scary. So terrifying. Terrifying. It's begging you. It's going so please. This one's not hovering.

No. It is just crawling. Yeah. Imagine a horse toy crawling on the ground. Towards you. Taking off its skin and like offering it to you and being like, please take it. Please, you can make a rug. Really scary.

Yeah, it's awful. The last one is a lot of water and the rainbow fish. That's just a wet fish. Yep. Their baby is just a wet fish. couldn't be anything else. Nope. It would be wet. Absolutely weird.

It's just a wet fish. So everyone has their babies. They're all excited. They're being like, oh, it looks just like us. Oh, it has your eyes. They're all really excited. Now it's time to name the baby. Oh my God. That's so exciting.

That's like their favorite part. They like decide what their baby's gender is and what the baby's name is. And then they start the day of taking care of it. Okay. So burning pile of furniture and the kinky tinky winky have their purpose. have their purple melting baby that's on fire, what do they name it? I think they name it. I think they're going to name it like kind of a funny name.

I think they're going to give it a name that's in line with the names of the telitubbies. Yeah. But because it's burning, I think they name it like burning, Bernie, Wernie. Yeah, Bernie Wernie. Bernie. Yeah. Because it's Tinky Winky Winky, Winky, it's Bernie Wernie. Yeah, Tinky Winky, Bernie Wernie, and the burning pile of Furni.

That's really good. That's like, exactly. Their baby is named Bernie Wernie. In a confessional burning pile furniture says, I'm so excited to have Bernie Wernie in the villa. I think that this is going to really make a mummy out of me. I'm really excited to prove myself to conti tinky winky. Because right now I think he just sees me as a piece of ass.

I'm really excited for him to see me as a piece of mum. Now, I don't know what that accent was, but we tried. But it was a piece of a piece of. mom. So that's good. Yeah. And then yeah. And then Kinky Winky, of course, is, uh, in his confessional. And he goes, uh-oh. And then the subtitle is like, fuck, I hate the baby challenge. I do not want to be here for the baby challenge. I want to be hooking up and rimming and watching my straight porn. Yeah. And I can't do any of these things with a with a floating, burning, sentient baby around. So fair. So fair. It's actually such a good point. Yeah. Yeah. But I will say, Kicking Winky does be. become really proud when he sees that Bernie Warnie's tummy TV lights up and it starts playing

straight porn. Oh my God. Like father like son. If you're worried about the fact that it is a baby, don't worry. Don't worry. It is thousands of years old. It's so old. It is thousands of years old.

It might be in the form of a baby. Yeah. Oh, 100%. But this guy is not a baby. Thousands of years old. And so don't even worry about it. You know what I mean? Don't even worry about it.

Don't even worry about it, guys. Okay, so 405 and CPK, what are they going to name their baby with freeways for arms in a chicken Alfredo head? Oh my gosh. It's got to be some California. Oh, my God. Zuma. Zuma. They're like, yeah.

Zuma. Yeah, and California Pets are just like, you have always wanted to have a daughter and or son and or non-binary child named Zuma. Zuma's a gorgeous name. I know, right? It kind of is. Why is no one naming their child Zuma? I mean, they just did. Wait, guys.

Guys, if you're pregnant, can you name your baby Zuma? Yeah. Wait, that's such a beautiful name. Yeah. And then Zuma gets the Zumi's. Oh. Zuma gets the Zumis and starts running around the whole villa and going so fast that it's chicken Alfredo starts falling off.

Oh my gosh, but 405 can't catch it because 4.5 is notoriously slow. So CPK is having to like do double, like trying to follow this baby around. But that's what happens when you couple up with someone who's inherently slow is sometimes you have to pick up the pace. Yeah. CPK in his confessional goes like, yeah, man, like I'm a pretty chill dude, but like I'm not usually the one who has to be responsible. So this is kind of different for me. Yeah, even though kids eat free. Even though kids eat free. And the four or five also, let's bring up, is already a mom in real life. Yes. So she's kind of like over it. I feel like it's got to be really weird for a real mom to do the baby challenge because it's like, yeah, but I know what this is like in real life.

it's not like this. Yeah. Oh, my God. Like when in real life, OJ. Simpson impregnates you while trying to flee, then you have a pregnancy for years that just looks like construction. Then your beautiful human child erupts out of the pavement and has to have a full security team. That's what it's like in real life. Yeah, but in this game, it's just like a hovering, a hovering doll.

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CPK is having to do double duty. Next we have Tombgis and Wheel of Fortune. Their bag of Doritos is being thrown at a wall. What are they going to name it? I'm going to say maybe they name it like TMBD, too much bag of Doritos. Too much bag of Dorito. Too much bag Dorito. Too much bag Dorito.

That's nice. And Wheel of Fortune is cool. Wheel of Fortune's like, yeah, we'll just name it after you. It'll be like a junior. Wheel of Fortune is new to the villa. Yeah. So she kind of knows like... She gets it.

She's like, I know. Yeah, yeah. It's like a good strategic movie. Yeah. So Wheel of Fortune is like, I was kind of hoping for a lazy Susan with some snacks on it. Yeah. But this will do. This will do. This is fine.

I know that they wasted the budget on the hovering for everyone else's door. So that's okay that ours is just a bag of Doritos being thrown at a wall by a guy named Kyle. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. I feel okay. And then Kyle walks into the confessional and says, what, me? Are you mad at me?

Yeah. Are you mad at me? Are you fucking mad at me? And then, yeah, and then the Whale of Fortune has to be like, no, Kyle, just spin me. Everything's fine. And then he wins $100,000. He wins $100,000. So, Kyle, congratulations.

Don't spend it all in one place. Okay. Next, the horse and the giving tree, they have this abomination. Yeah. No, and it's what's hard to is that they have, by far. are the biggest abomination. Such an abomination. And the horse is just a horse, right?

So the giving tree, sure, the giving tree can talk. The giving tree has a very specific thing it does where it just takes off its apples and its bark and begs you to take it. But the horse is just a horse. Yeah, the horse can't really name this kid. No, the horse just goes, and the horse can't really pick up the kid because it doesn't have thumbs. No, no.

So, like, I think giving tree is going to have to do a lot for this baby. Which I will say the giving tree loves, the giving tree's purpose is to give. Yeah, that's such a good point. So we see the giving tree and, oh, and what's this cursed child named? What would the giving tree name its baby? Charity. Yeah. That's a beautiful name for a girl.

Charity and Zuma? Charity and Zuma? Wait. That's so cute. So the names so far are Bernie Wernie. Bernie, Zuma. T-M-B-D. T-M-B-D.

Right? Too much bag Doritos. Yes. Which also could be too much big dick. Yeah. And then they kind of like get that halfway through the episode and they're like doing the bit. They're like, oh, I have TMBD. Yeah, yeah.

I just got diagnosed with TMBD. Too much big dick. Uh-oh, Kaiser's calling. Oh, no. You have too much big dick. You have to use it, queen. Clean. Then the horse and the giving tree.

Name it charity. That's beautiful. Because also also a good name for a horse. Oh my God. Charity is not a bad name for a horse. No, charity is actually a pretty good name for a horse. And so we see charity and the Giving Tree and what they're doing is they're just standing across from each other, taking off their own skin, giving it to each other and being like, please, please take this. So now the Giving Tree has the baby horse skin.

Has horse. And the baby horse has the bark. And it doesn't. Again, double abominations. It is very bad, guys. Next, a lot of water and rainbow fish. Their kid is just a wet fish. Yep.

And what should they name their wetfish? I think Nemo. Nemo, that's really cute. That is cute because they both have seen that movie. They've both seen the movie, of course. It screens every night in the villa. On, uh, uh, Tinky Winkie's tell me, Tommy TV. He plays it to make sure everyone goes to sleep happy.

Yeah, so he plays straight porn for himself during the day. And then at night, he's like, let me, okay, guys. We're going to shift gears. We're going to do finding Nemo. Now it's Finding Nemo. Yeah. Every night. Every night.

And never finding Nemo, too. Never. Never finding Dory. Yeah. You can't, you know, it's all about. We don't watch Finding Dory. We don't watch Finding Dory. We find Nemo in the villa.

In this villa, we find Nemo. We don't find Dory. That's in the future. That's in the future. Okay. We're taking it one day at a time here. So basically everyone's taking care of their babies. It's really fun.

Yeah. Some people are doing well. Some people are doing badly. Like, for example, Kinky Winky in the Burning Pile of Furniture keeps sneaking off to go hook up. And then their baby is just hovering. covering around the villa, burning down soul ties.

Yeah, burning, yeah. Emitting plastic. Again, this is, I think, the second time that a fire fighting crew has to come to the villa to put out a bunch of fires. At least the second time. Because the baby is setting soul ties on fire. Yeah. And that's hard because you can sleep in soul ties if you don't want to sleep in the big room where everyone has sex. Yeah, you can, especially if you're in a fight with your couple.

Yeah. And then the chicken Alfredo head, 4-05 in CPK's baby. Zuma. Zuma keeps tripping everywhere and it's chicken Alfredo keeps just fucking landing on the floor. There's just fucking puddles of chicken Alfredo. Everyone keeps slipping. Everyone keeps slipping and really hurting themselves. Getting concussions. Getting concussions.

Everyone. And you know what? That makes parenting harder. Yes. So Zuma is like running around being a crazy, crazy baby, leaving a slimy trail of chicken alfredo. And that means Tumgis slips and is concussed. Tombgis is concussed. Oh, that's bad.

That's bad. Which means Tombgis has to go to Kaiser Permanente. Kaiser Permanente says, do you want to let me back in the villa? Tumgis goes, no. It's not up to me. Just fix my concussion. I'm not doing this. We can't really do anything.

Just don't fall asleep for like a really long time. We cut to an episode of the pit where Tungis is in. Tungis gets wheeled into the emergency room at the pit. And everyone is like freaking out because it's the pit, you know. And everyone's like, we have a, we have a, we have a. We have a, I think a male. A monster of snacks coming in with a concussion. I think male.

I think ageless. I think male. They have them in the waiting room. Yeah, there's like people in the waiting room being like, it's my fucking turn. It's my turn. I'm going to punch you. I'm going to punch this nurse if I don't get let in. Yeah.

And then this mom runs up and he's like, don't fucking vaccinate my son. Do not you fucking vaccinate my son. We're all of him to a different hospital. And Tumgis is like, whoa, what the fuck I'm not? What show is used? Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. It's like really intense because it's the pit. Yeah. Yeah. Um, cut back to the villa. We'll just keep tomb gist in the pit for a while.

Cut back to the villa. We have the, um, the horse and the giving tree have, um, really fucked up with this baby. Oh, 100%. And the horse is not taking accountability. No, the horse is actually off eating hay. Yeah, it's like grazing. We don't even know where this horse got hay. Honestly, like, if I was, if I was in a relationship with someone where we had a baby. and they left to go eat hay, I would be so fucking pissed. I'd literally lose it. I would be so mad. I would fucking lose my shit.

In fact, actually, we think that the horse is eating hay. That's what we think. But then when we zoom in, we realize the horse is taking tranquilizers. Oh, my God. The horse is doing horse tranquilizers. The horse is doing ketamine. The horse is a ketamine addict. Yeah.

Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, and we all just thought he was kind of just simple like a horse. No, he's in a K-hole. Oh, my God, he's been in a K-hole this whole time. That's so, it's so hard to be a dad when you're in a K-hole. Don't I know it? Don't I know it? That's why they called me K-hole Dad. This season on CBS, K-Hole Dad. He's a dad. He's a dad. He's in a K-hole.

He's a K-hol dad. Yeah, it's the horses in a K-hole. Oh, my God. It's in such a bad. deep k-hole. And the giving tree has no idea. And that is brutal. The giving tree is doing all of the parenting right now. Well, it's lazy partner. The horse. Is in a fucking k-hole. Okay. So you guys decide what we're going to do about that. Yeah. Jesus Christ, that's so fucked up. So then, then the chicken Alfredo on the ground starts bubbling. Okay. Really, just call him by his Christian name Zuma. Zuma's grease. Zuma's trail of slime starts bubbling. Yes, thank you. That is

definitely less of fibrillow. offensive. Yeah. It starts bubbling and turning black. And we're like, uh-oh. Now this might cause food poisoning. It's crazy. Yeah, you shouldn't eat it anymore. Once food starts bubbling and turning black, you shouldn't eat it anymore. Out of the black sludge, bubbling sludge, the ground cracks open, of course, and two-dimensional prints of both Mark L. Wahlberg and Young Sheldon come up out of the crack. They come up out of the crack and they go through a 3D printer in the sky, which makes them 3D for the, yes. They fall to the ground.

Like hard. Like hard. Like they have to be rushed to the pit. They have to be rushed to the pit. They're rushed to the pit. Tombgis is already in a room. They're checking out his concussion. They're like, we have, we have a man, an adult man in his 50s.

Piercing eyes. Piercing eyes, Mark Al Wahlberg. And he has a concussion. And then we have a child of hell. Yeah, we have the devil, young Sheldon. Young devil, ageless. And we need to take care of these two. Right away. Right away. And all the people in the waiting room are like,

oh, I'm going to punch a nurse. Yeah. Are you fucking kidding? Don't vaccinate my son. Where do all these magical creatures keep coming from? Yes. Yes. So they get fixed up. We do a time lapse. Yeah. Come back. Yeah. They're fine. They're on med. They're on med. Yeah. Tungis is still in the pit. Yeah. Tumgis is. He keeps trying to fall asleep. Yeah. That's what it is. And they have to keep waking him up and be like, no. And his head is just leaking nacho cheese. It's awful, but he'll be okay.

His head is leaking nacho cheese. Yeah, and so they come back and they say, Islanders. We now have the winner for the baby challenge. The best parents have been a lot of water and the rainbow fish. Everybody applauds. That makes sense because they had all the things necessary to take care of the baby, right? They had water.

That was pretty much it. had fish. Yeah. And the baby was just a fish. It wasn't, it was kind of easy. It's pretty easy to take care of a fish. Like, it's kind of like, yeah. I mean, they die pretty quick, but I will say it's only been one day. Yeah, that's true. And usually that you can make them last that long. You can make them last for a day. But then, then they say, Islanders, please gather around the fire pit. All the Islanders are like, oh, no, oh, no. They gather around the fire pit. They're like, oh, no, no, this is going to be found. They say in unison. Islanders. The public has been voting. And tonight, one couple will be dumped from the island.

The island. From the island. And they do that. They do that. And that's what they did. Right. So we were doing it. That wasn't us. That was them. No, that was them. And they did it exactly like that. And they kind of stutter through the end. And they're like, fuck. Oh my God. Oh my God. And then they're like, fuck. Oh my God. And then they're rushed to the pit. It has a panic attack. And they're rushed to the pit. And then the doctors are like, okay, Markle Wobarie, it's just a panic attack. You're okay. Yeah. And meanwhile, all the islanders are still standing around the fire pit going like, what the far? Time laps a day.

They come back. Tungus is still in the pit. Yeah, Tumgis is still in the pit. He keeps trying to fall asleep. They're like, we don't know how to operate on a man made of snacks. This is hard. So back in the villa, we need you. We need you public and producers to,

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And if you're not a producer on the Patreon, you can become a producer easily by just signing up for the Patreon. Even become a free member. Get on the Patreon. Yeah, become a free member. If you are on that Patreon, our overwhelm can be narrowed down to looking at the comments on the Patreon about Love Island and we can go. All right. This is what the public is voting. This is what the producers are saying. Yes. So get on the Patreon and the public. Let's call the public the free Patreon members. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's really good. And let's call the producers the $5.00 members of the Patreon. Guys, we are evolving this series so hard. And by the time we hit season two of Love Island Fantasy Bracket, like it might even be organized. And you might even be like, whoa, this makes sense now more. And you know what? I'm not even going to problem.

I'll promise it. No, I'm not. But yeah, so tell us who should go home. Yep. This is a big decision. This is probably the biggest decision. This may be the second biggest decision of the entire season. Yeah, so really think about it. And one more time, just so you know, the couples are kinky tinky tinky and the burning pile of furniture. The 405 and the CPK. Whoa, what? The 405 and California Pee's kitchen. Tombgis and the Wheel of Fortune. The horse and the giving tree. And of course, a lot of water and the rainbow. fish. Yeah. So please let us know who it does not get to be in the final four. Big decisions. Going home. Oh, and guys, that was the sit and Olivia Love Island fantasy bracket. Music!

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Danny this is your daughter falling apart Are you fucking proud? Are you fucking proud, Danny? I called my parents the other day And I called my mom And I just, they were out like at lunch with people And I heard my dad in the background go Oh, it's our daughter who only calls us with problems

Yeah Yeah Yeah That sucks dude And I was coming them with a problem. I was like, God damn it. Okay. Sorry. Mom. Oh, dude. That sucks. Oh, perfect. It's so good. It's blue flat. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, my God. How have you been? Oh, I've been fine. I've been so good. This is something I think I can say now because I'm not, it's over. Are you making an announcement?

I'm not, I guess. No, I'm sharing a funny story that is great. It's not funny. I already know what is. It's actually sad. I, I, uh, so I, I had to leave my apartment that I loved, right? But it also was the apartment that the burning pile of furniture was outside. It was the apartment that had all of, someone left five human poops in front of five people's doorsteps on the fifth floor. There was an ankle monitor woman. We loved her. She would, she did not live in the building, but she would steal everyone's shoes. And she was on the ring camera with her ankle monitor. This is the apartment that Olivia's, uh, had broken into. Yeah, I got burglarized. And you had to leave because, ironically, it was too expensive.

Yes. So when Olivia was moving, we were moving out, we were moving stuff out, and we were, Olivia was like, there are so many things that I'm like, I'm not sure if I'm keeping yet. I'm not sure if I'm. Oh, I'll send a picture to Cassum. And there was this really creepy doll that our friend Adam gave her. And I literally was like, can we please leave that, though, like in the apartment? And now I'm so glad we did because somebody's going to walk in there, probably the building management and be like, oh no, we're cursed by this.

haunted doll sitting in this empty apartment. Yeah. It's so fucking scary. And we were like, we had a long debate where we were like, are we keeping it on the fridge or are we keeping it in the fridge? Yeah. Because it's so scary. So that's, maybe that's another piece of advice. If you're about to leave an apartment where they've wronged you, leave a haunted doll.

Just leave a haunted doll. Who cares? That's the doll. And, yeah, she's, her mouth is. She's whistling. Her mouth is in whistle shape. Yeah. But like you can't, you know when you just know something's haunted?

Like that doll would be in Love Island, right? Oh, no, this doll is so haunted. This doll would be someone's baby in Love Island. 100%. And that's why Adam got me this doll. Yeah, she's wearing, like, this frock and like this strange. She's kind of a trad. She's a trad cursed doll.

A trad ghost. A trad ghost ghost girl. Yeah. And she's like really scary. Yeah. And then let's watch this video. Yeah, this is a good video. I just kind of did a slow zoom in.

Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of our little trad doll, our tradd ghost. We do want to talk about a... Yeah, you want to just jump into a quick segment of should this exist? Yeah, this is a segment called Should This Exist? Could This music? Cut the music. Cut the music. I came here for Should This exist? This is...

Yeah, we've got some... Sometimes we'll just find things online and we'll be like, oh, we should really get into breaking this down. No, this is a five-minute video we found on TikTok. So we will pause it at points to talk about it. But it's really important that we talk about should this exist. So obviously there has been like a tradwife trend. The trad wife was like this, yeah. They're taking up space in the internet.

They're out there. Do your thing. I don't give a fuck. But there is this specific video that is kind of blowing up online, I think. And also like the phrase, I've seen the phrase princess treatment happening a lot. can you explain what you think princess treatment is i think princess treatment is like i think it can range between who's talking about it i think it can range from someone just feeling like their partner is treating them like they're special and like they're you know like opening doors for them

or just like doing things for them in like a very kind way and i think it can also range to like a super kind of weirdly controlling. Like bringing back chivalry, but in a way that like is very, very rules oriented and feels for me personally like exhausting. Yes. And a little bit more like you're being treated maybe like a kid instead of a process. And the thing about it too is that like I I love the concept of chivalry, right? Sure. But I don't know in my opinion if it's gendered, right?

Yeah. I think that you open the door for people that you care. about, right? Like, I would open the door for my partner. My partner would open the door for me. That's lovely. Sure. And if we forget, it's fine. That's all good. But, like, I think that, I think chivalry to me, like, is just, like, doing, treating your partner like they're special because you find them special. And it doesn't necessarily need to be a one-way thing where it's just the guy treating the girl well because then it's like,

well, what is the implication there? No, I agree. I think that just treating people like, like, princes and princesses is so lovely. Yeah, it's a, it's a love. However, let's look at this woman's definition of princess treatment because that's important. Yeah. Let's talk about princess treatment if you're at a restaurant and how you interact with the wait staff and the hostess. If I am at a restaurant with my husband, I do not talk to the hostess. I do not open any doors and I do not order my own food. Okay.

Okay. When I go to a restaurant, I do not talk to the hostess. Yeah. I do not open any doors. I do not order my own food. Um, okay. Okay. And here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'm going to stay against my better judgment. I'm going to stay open-minded. And I'm going to say maybe you like that. Maybe that's your choice and you like that. And I think she kind of really says in this that it is that she just enjoys it and finds it fun. I don't know if I think there are the, okay. Yeah. Not ordering your own food can be really fun. Yeah. In the way that like if I, if I I go to a restaurant with somebody who's like, I know this menu. Yes.

And they're like, let's just put in this, this, this, this. I'm an adventurous eater. I'll be like, yeah, let's try anything. Whatever. When we go out with our female boss, we literally look at her like, Daddy, you pick. Yes. And she just gets us whatever she thinks is good. I love it.

When you're going to a restaurant with somebody who's like, I know this menu, let me tell you what is good here. Especially if you're being traded. Okay. So that, I understand. Yeah. Totally. I would totally go on a date and be like, yeah, you pick what we're getting.

That sounds fun. Yeah, not talk to the hostess. I understand having social anxiety. But I don't think that's what this is. No, not talking to the hostess. I think of this from the perspective of the hostess because I have been one. No, exactly. It's like I've been a restaurant worker more than I've been a princess in a relationship.

Correct. By a, yeah. So the idea of someone walking up to me and me being like, okay, did you have a reservation? And then being like, t-he-he-he-he. But she also said, I don't look at the people who work in the restaurant. So somebody going like, that feels weird. That feels weird as a person working in the restaurant. I think that's just rude.

Oh, I would be like, oh, this woman is rude. Or being trafficked. Yes, that's the other thing. Being trafficked. And it's like you're always supposed to look out for that. Yeah. You are. Sorry.

You're always supposed to be looking at for that. There is an episode of the pit about it. There is an episode of the pit about it. You have to be looking out for it. You've got to look out for it. It'd be happening. There are signs. in the airport bathrooms.

There are signs in the airport. You have to look out for it. So I would think this woman is either being trafficked or rude. Yeah, okay. So let's keep going. One had sent me a message a couple weeks ago asking about, like, let's say your husband drops you off and he goes to park the car. What do you do?

Or if it's raining or something like that. And he wants you to put your name down. And I had a very similar situation happened to me with my husband a couple weeks ago. I'll put her question on the screen so you can see exactly what she's saying. But we pulled up, me and my husband pulled up to a restaurant. And he wanted to run in and see, we didn't have a reservation. He wanted to run in. Well, we didn't have a reservation.

So we wanted to go up and see if it was possible for us to get in. He pulled the car up at the valet station. He got, I stayed in the car. He got out of the car, told the valet, I'm just going to run in and ask a question. I'm going to leave my car here. I sat in the car while he ran in and asked them. They said, yeah, we have stays for you. And then my husband said, okay, I'm going to go get my wife.

And then I'm going to park the car. So he comes back out, opens my car door, walks me into the restaurant, restaurant opens the door and I stand in wait. I did not make eye contact with the hostess. Girl. Did not talk to her. I waited until my husband came back. He comes back, does the exchange with her, and then we went and sat down. Okay, let's pause. This is too much. This is too many rules. This is too many steps. I'm panicking. I feel fight or flight right now. Yeah, I'm panicking. The fact that, the fact that like, that's too many rules. You can fuck that up so easily. So many rules, it's so many steps and the logistics are terrible. Yeah. Like, the logistics are so comfortable.

Yes. You stay in the car. I'll go in. I'll come back and then I'll take you to the car. Then I'll park the car. You don't do anything. You don't do anything. Don't talk to anyone. Don't talk to anyone. Don't talk to anyone. Don't look at anyone. Don't look at anyone. And then I'm going to come back. And like I know that this is what they get off on, right? They like this. So it's not like she's being forced to do this. But as the wait staff, this is so creepy to watch. This is the weirdest thing to watch as a waiter. Also like, I feel like if you're doing this, if you're if you guys are like what we love to do. do so much is infantilize the woman in the relationship and she can't walk inside to it and we love it and they love it right but like okay i guess the question is then like why are you leaving her in the car alone with the valet then or like with the valet right there why are you walking her into the restaurant and parking the car when she could get taken yes i bet you left the windows rolled up too oh my god and you can never leave a child in a hot car with a windows rolled up 100% how fucking dare you actually this is not princess treatment this is bad bad dog owner treatment

Mad dog owner, bad parent treatment. Okay. Okay. Let's watch more. Let's say it's raining. You already have a reservation, okay? Your husband's going to pull you up to the restaurant. He's going to get out, open your door. Is she just re-explained this?

No, she's giving a different scenario. And walk you in. He's probably then going to leave to go park the car. Oh, my God. Or he's going to go exchange whatever he needs to do with the L.A. You're just going to stand in the lobby or whatever the space is, and you're going to wait for your husband to come back. You're not going to go up to the hostess and give the reservation name.

You're not going to talk to her. It would be so much faster. This isn't out of like, I'm better than them and I don't need to talk to them and I don't need to, you know, I am not like a... No, it's not in any sense like you're better than the hostess. You're just letting your husband lead and be vascular. He made the... Be basculine? He's taking you out.

Letting your husband lead and be basculin. Listen, I don't mind when a guy is basculin, but this is so much work. That's the thing. And be vascular. He's so basculin. First off, he's everywhere. He's so basculine. Okay, I think maybe this is not the term masculine.

Maybe this is something that she and her husband created. Like bad and masculine. Yeah. And it's called masculine. Yeah. This is something they've created and it's called basculin. And it's when you're super controlling and not masculine, you're just equal. The other thing, too, is that it's like, this is harder than just being normal.

No, this is so much harder. And I feel like that's my biggest takeaway is like, this is a lot of steps for just dinner. Yeah. It's so much. And it's like, I understand if you're like, okay, my specific thing that I'm allowed to have because I choose it is that I kind of like when my husband leads or something. Sure, but this is a lot. Like, these are crazy rules. This is a lot.

Like, I totally get wanting to turn your brain off. I love doing that. It's so, it's so nice. I love being like my brain is off. You just fucking whatever. Whenever I could afford like a personal trainer, I would get one because I'd be like, oh, I don't have to put myself through the workout. I can just sub out. I'm on easy mode.

Yeah. Yeah. You tell me what to do and I'll do it because my whole life I'm thinking of all the things I have to do it. And I understand. And that's why there are so many CEOs who want to be subs in the bedroom. And I totally understand. And we will talk about how we do think this is a kink afterward.

But let's just keep going. Let him do the logistics. But it's too many logistics, honey. Also, you have to do so many logistics. You have to go in and not talk to anyone. Like, you are doing like many steps. It's so many logistics. Let's cut it down.

Yeah. As you're being hoity-to-oity, you're just letting your husband lead and letting him take care of it. Letting him be bascgill. I don't even know another situation where you would need to be dropped off. Usually there's a valet so you can both get out together. But again, like, you don't need to go. Okay, we're just entering the restaurant. Even going to the table.

We have done minutes. She is spiraling on entering the restaurant. All the different things that could go wrong where maybe you'd have to come up with new rules where your bascgill and husband leads. She has mentioned rain three times. Yeah. Maybe it's raining. Maybe it's the rain. She's so anxious about what if it rains, I'll never have a perfect dinner with my basculine husband if it rains.

Yeah. This is crazy. This makes me feel not anxious. Yeah. Like, in comparison, I'm like, oh, I'm fucking chill. I don't have any social anxiety. I would just roll up to a Chipotle and be like, let's fucking go. Like, I would probably have like an interaction with the weight staff that then I would overthink.

Yeah. I'd be like, God, they think I was so weird. That's normal. That's way more normal than this. But I'm not. Another huge part of the princess treatment is, I don't know if we specifically talked about this, but the over need to like talk and feel space. Like you don't need to talk unless you are spoken to. And then if you are spoken to and I ask you could just say, oh, I'm just waiting for my husband and then he'll be able to give the reservation.

Or you can say, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm not sure. My wait by my husband will be back and then you can ask him. You can say it in a very soft and feminine way. Oh my God. Okay. Oh my God. Oh my God.

So that's trafficking. So like if I'm a waiter and I'm seeing. an adult not speaking until they're spoken to? Like, I really am shaking. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, this is traumatizing. What is she talking about? Also, if she were to do all these things without making this video explaining how to do them and why, it would not be as weird.

It would just be like, this is probably a person with social anxiety who doesn't really know what the reservations under and blah, blah, blah. Sure, whatever. But the fact that this is also calculated. Oh, my God, it's so scary. It is terrifying. It's so many rules. And being like, oh, you don't need to speak unless you're spoken to. It's like, that's, I think, across the board, anytime someone says that, it's bad. It's scary. It's scary. No matter what. Like, children are meant to be seen, not heard. Ew. Like, no, fuck that. Like, let everyone talk. We're allowed to talk. Okay, keep going.

I know this is going to be ripped apart. People will just take things seriously such a wrong way, but sorry, queen. And then let's just go further into. So if you're sitting down, you're ordering in New York, for the most part that the waiter would come up, they would ask, you know, whatever my husband would start to speak, and then the waiter would address them, and he would kind of the waiter would get the hint and only then interact with my husband. Here in Salt Lake, they don't quite get it. Here in Salt Lake, they don't get it. That's crazy. I think that I'm like being, you know, oppressed or I don't know. They will, they'll be like, what can I get you to eat? And I will just look at my husband. Like, if they address me first, I will just look at my husband and let my

husband order. He'll say, oh, she's dead. How can you tell the difference as a wait staff member between this and trafficking? How can you tell? How can you tell the difference? I wouldn't know. If someone won't talk, like watch the pit, you guys. It's so scary. Okay. Sorry. A follow-up question, like, oh, do you want it like this? Sometimes

I will answer. I think maybe my husband doesn't know what I would want. I will then address the waiter. But it's almost like they keep trying to like get me to speak. I'm like, no, I want him to order for me. I like when he orders for me. It's not that I'm not. that I'm not capable of worrying for myself. It's just fun.

It's just a fun princess treatment thing. Okay, pause. Okay. It's just a fun princess treatment. This is the part of the video where I think she starts to reveal her real take. Which is, this is a kink. Yeah, this is fun for her. This is a sexual kink.

So she says a bunch of times in the video from this point on, it's fun. It's just like a fun thing we do. Like I work so hard as a stay-at-home mom. And that is when I start going absolutely whatever. Do your thing. That's okay. Yeah, it becomes clearer that it's like, you just want to sub out. Yeah, you're subbing out.

You just want to have this. This is foreplay for you. Yeah. This is a long foreplay. And then you're going to go home and you're going to fucking railed. You're going to have the most missionary sex after this and you're going to be so pure and you're not going to talk. But you're going to be so turned on. Oh, my God.

I love that for you. You are sopping wet in this restaurant. Yeah. That's okay. That's okay. And the thing is we're learning that this has got to be whether or not she knows it. This is a, this is a. this is a big sub thing.

This is a DDLG thing. This is a huge kink. She's a little princess and she's enjoying everything. I'm a little princess. You're the big knight. The fact that she doesn't, you're the big basculan knight. You're the basculine night. She doesn't say it's what women are supposed to do.

She says it's fun means, yeah, you do enjoy this and this is your kinking out. And I love that for you. But you are including other people in your kink without telling them. But I don't think she knows it's her kink. That's fair. I think that she is processing this in real time. as she films the TikTok. And I think at this point, how long are we in? 3.46? Three minutes, 46 seconds in, she's like, oh, I like this and I'm turned on and this is my kink.

Yeah. I think she's just starting to get that. And I think that like she seems to be like very trad wife, very like conservative. Maybe she's been told that this is like the way to live. And she doesn't realize that this is just. Yeah. And I also think so much sub stuff does come from like having. over responsibilities or can come from having over responsibilities. And she goes into that later on on being like, it's so hectic and crazy to be a stay at home mom and a house, a homekeeper. What did they call it? Oh my God. Homemaker. I'm so glad I don't know what they call it. A homekeeper. A homekeeper. I don't fuck it. A housekeeper. And then, you know, she's like, it's fun to just like relax and let him like lead. And it's like, okay, yeah, that's totally you're subbing out. And I'm loving that for you. Yes. And you know what? This is when I start going like, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And it. And it's,

makes me feel special. It makes me just feel like over the top taking care of. So if the waiter addresses you first, I will simply just look at my husband and then my husband will order. Again, you don't need to overspeak, over-exert yourself. Yeah, stay quiet, little girl. You can be feminine and soft and quiet. The most elegant, lovely women are often soft-spoken and don't over-speak. Okay, that's hard. I don't love, but that's okay. Yeah, that's been. You're not going to be laughing, loudly. speaking and loudly, demanding the attention of the room when you're out of a restaurant. I don't know if that's what speaking and laughing loudly is.

I think it's just enjoying yourself and having just naturally existing and other, yeah. But she wants to be shushed so that then he can go good girl. Exactly. And I love that for her. I just don't love that she's like being weird to other women who, like, I don't know any women who like talk too much or too loud. But this is just her kink. This is just her kink. Don't shame them. This is just her kink.

For fiancé, you're speaking to him, eye contact with him, the attention is kind of on him. You're not laughing so loudly that everyone in the room is looking at you or speaking so loudly that everyone in the room is looking towards you. You take the napkin, put it in your lap immediately. You know, waiting. I think put the napkin in your mouth. Oh, sorry. You know what I mean? Oh, another thing.

At the coat check, let's say it is raining, you have a coat on. She loves the rain. Okay. She, the fact, she's obsessed. with what happens if it rains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I've heard of this thing called rain. I've heard of this rain.

Yeah. You know, boy, oh boy. So many rules for rain. I think the thing I'm realizing is like if you're going to do this, you got to have like a vest on, like a service dog vest. This is like, I am doing my kink so that the wait staff knows you're not trafficked. Right? Actually, that's such a good idea. And then they can consent to participate.

They can consent or not consent. And they can have a meeting and everyone goes like, okay, who's a kink friendly waiter? And someone would be like me, I'm a king friendly waiter. I would be hoping to be included in someone's kink today. And I would love to be included in this. I would love to make their night very special. Very kinky. And then the waiter can come over and go, miss, you're laughing too loud.

Yeah. Yes. Bad girl. Bad girl. Bad girl. Yeah. 100%. Yeah.

Okay. And wait and ask for the coat check. Wait for your husband. Let's say your husband's dropped you off early. Wait for your husband to come back. And then he can take your coat off and. give it to the co-check. Girl.

So anything really, you're just waiting for your husband to do it. Right. And again, it's not because you can't. It's not because you're not able to. And it's not because you're better than anybody. It's just the fun part of being that princess, of being that feminine wife and letting your husband take care of you. You're already having to do so much.

You're already going to bring on you on as a house I stay-at-home mom. You're running and managing so much. In those fun little moments, it's really just so lovely to let your husband do that for you. Right. Anyways, again, long-winded. Hopefully helpful. I mean, if you have any questions. I have questions. Girl, I have so many questions. Girl, I have questions. Yeah. Yeah, that's a kink. That is for sure a kink. Yeah. I love that for her. I'm so fine with it being a kink. I prefer that than being traffic. No, if it's, if it's oppressive,

that's bad. But if it's a kink, do your thing. Yeah. As long as everyone is involved is consenting. Yeah. So should this be allowed? I guess should this exist? Should this exist? Uh, I guess it's allowed to. Yeah. I wouldn't say like, fuck yeah, I'm so happy this exists, but I also wouldn't say this is not allowed to exist and shouldn't exist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seriously, this person wrote as a former service, former server, if I saw this, I'd be genuinely concerned that it was a case of domestic violence. Yes. That has 200,000 likes because it is 100% true. I also, like, have been in situations where, like, I'm on a date maybe, and the person I'm on a date with knows the restaurant

better and is kind of kind of being like, oh, I know what to get here. And I'm just sort of being like t-he-he-he. Yes. And in those moments, I still am super fucking friendly to the waitstaff. I'm like, oh, my God, thank you so much. And then like, and then I just, you know, sub out or whatever. Again. And that's not every dinner, by the way. I'm not subbing out. Our producer just pulled up a gif of the people under the stairs. Yeah, I think that it's giving that. And they're dressed similar. She's wearing. They are. They're wearing a really similar. The woman was. The dress is the same. The dress is like the same dress that the other girl was wearing. So that's good news. No, it's like such a fine line between, oh, no, are you okay?

And, okay, I guess it's like you're having fun. Yeah, you're allowed to have what, you're allowed to do whatever you want, you know? And if this is coming from this woman and she's like, listen, I love this shit. I'm not going to tell her she does it. I'm not going to yuck her yum if she is safe. Yeah. But if she is safe, I am not going to yuck her yom. Like, I also think it's important to make sure people around you know you're safe because that's just empathetic and caring to like,

make sure that you're not freaking anyone out in public. Yeah. Like, for example, I always say this. But when my dad and I go out for dinner, we are constantly referring to the fact that we are father and daughter to the waiter. So that when they see you making out, they're like, okay. This is wrong. It's wrong. Yeah.

Like, like there have been waiters who have been like, oh, like I know they're uncomfortable because they're like, really people dating. They think that you're dating and they think there's a large age gap. think that there's like a bad power thing going on and it's like a and and then once we're like like no we're just father and daughter who are best friends and we hang out all the time I think they relax and it's nice when someone is not tense yeah you know I don't know like I would be so freaked out if I was this waiter um and there's nothing you could do to make me not freaked out unless you were like able to signal that you are comfortable and not she's not signaling she's comfortable in and yes I think that's the note is like it's totally

allowed to exist, maybe signal to everyone in the room that you're safe and okay? Yes. And that this is just your fun, kinky thing. There's something about, like, I don't make eye contact. I don't talk to them where it's like, if you were to say, like, I smile politely and I say like, hi, or, you know, like, it's like a small, like a small human interaction. I think the vest is a good idea. I think let everyone know that you're safe.

Yes. And you're okay. I'm safe. I'm okay. I'm doing my kink. Can we get a vest that says that? I'm safe. I'm okay.

I'm just doing my kink. Yeah. that would be really helpful. Well, very similarly, I have another thing that I'd like to ask you if it should exist. Yep. So Heinz and Smoothie King are debuting a tomato ketchup flavored smoothie. And if you want to click through to... I feel acid reflux looking at it.

Yeah, so I said this last night and then someone said, is this real right as I clicked on this one that says Heinz's Twitter saying, yes, it's real. and it's delicious. Try the new Heinz tomato ketchup smoothie now available at flex smoothie locations. Oh, ketchup is a smoothie is one of the comments. What does that mean? It's nothing good. No, ketchup is not a smoothie. It is a condiment. No, I actually can't deal with this. No, because imagine a mayonnaise smoothie. Oh, I want to die. Oh, I want to die. Oh, I want to die. Oh, I want to die. Okay, if you had to have a ketchup smoothie, a mustard smoothie or a mayonnaise smoothie, what would you have? Oh, my God. Kill me. Don't tell me that. I unfortunately would probably pick a ketchup smoothie.

Maybe mustard. You would pick a mustard smoothie? Maybe. Hey, chat. 12 o'ounce or 16-ounce? Hey, chat. If you have to pick between a ketchup smoothie, a mustard smoothie, and a mayo smoothie, what are you picking? I unfortunately think I'd pick the ketchup one because it's at least a fruit.

In this photo, the ketchup smoothie is pictured next to strawberries. Maybe it has strawberries in it. Excuse me. Can you explain this? Ketchup next to... Wait. Wait. What?

What? Put tomatoes next to it. What do we do? Yeah, that's fair. Wait, strawberries and tomatoes don't go together? Like sorbet and strawberry. I mean, they're all red. But they don't go together taste-wise. No, no, no, no. I'm not trying to picture what this even would taste like. No, I'm lightheaded right now. Oh, I hate this. Thinking about it. Oh, I hate this. Yeah, no, I'm like unwell. Oh, my God. Like, I'm going to get a concussion and go see tumgus in the hospital. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so bad. Because I'm wondering, wasn't there just a recall on tomatoes? Somebody else wrote every day we

stray further from God's light. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. I'm going to say hard no, this should not exist. Yeah, I'm going to go, um, oh, first a breast milk-flavored ice cream. Now, wait, was there a breast milk? Can we look up breast milk flavored ice cream? Because I think I do remember that. No fucking way. From where? I don't remember where. No fucking way.

No fucking way. Okay, breast milk inspired ice cream. So it's not even made with real breast milk? Oh, Oddfellow's ice cream. And Frieda. a baby product company teamed up to make breast milk-inspired ice cream to celebrate the two-in-one manual breast pump. Okay. So no, no. I will say. Because if you know why I say now? Oh, it's from cows, though. That's good. Don't be a fucking pussy. If you are saying it's breast milk. Hold on your vest. Use breast milk. Put your fucking breast milk into it. Or else, don't advertise that it's breast milk. Cow milk, that's regular ice cream, you fucker. That is regular.

ice cream. Oh, sorry. It says Breast milk often is made in It doesn't have any breast milk in it. Honey fruit juice

and liposomal liposomobovine colostrum. Oh, it has colostrum. Oh. What is colostrum?

Colostrum is something that I'm always advertised on Can we look up what is colostrum? It's like a it's like breast milk. Like.

Oh, so it does have breast milk in it. It has cow breast milk. But but like Oh. Wait, I'm sorry. One second. Yeah.

Isn't cow breast milk just cow milk? It is. So what I think is happening, cow booboosies are just the utter. Yeah. What I think is happening is that milk is like when, like, I don't know. There is no difference from a cow's milk and a cow's breast milk. So colostrum is a thick yellowish white fluid, which can be expressed from the breast during the third trimester. It's milk. It's like a sticky yellow milk and they have that in there. And see that thing down there, Amra colostrum or whatever? I get advertised that shit all the fucking time. It's like a hundred bucks. Grass fed colostrum. Okay, wait, I have so many questions.

Yeah. It's just milk, right? I mean, my guess is that milk probably, if it's milk from the third trimester, maybe that's what makes it different. So it's a little bit stickier? It's a little bit more ready for baby, I think. And it's from the cow. Yeah. Like regular milk.

Yeah. Human milk is from boobies. Right. Okay, colostrum's benefits. Human milk is called oligosaccharides, HMOs. HMO serves as prebiotics promoting the growth of beneficial gut bacteria. Okay. So there is human colostrum and there's bovine colostrum.

Oh my God. Okay. So human colostrum. It has seven times more lactoferrin and I'm always saying that. And then the cow colostrum only has a hundred lactoferrin. But the cow colostrum has so much more IGG. Right. Like 47 times the amount of IGG.

No, it's like 90 times the amount of IGG. And it, okay. So, but wait, growth hormone, a lot more inhuman. Differes in composition, concentration, for example, above unclosth, possesses less. Okay, yeah, but, but my question is, is it just regular cow milk? My guess is it's regular cow milk from the third trimester that has this special stuff in it that they give to, that they give to baby cow. and it tastes more like breast milk because it's more like like no that's good that you put your hands up to your boobs like you're explaining this to me like and now this is going to be on porn hub so like breast milk comes from

the udders right and colostrum comes from the udders I'm so confused I'm so confused um hey chat can you let us know the difference between cow boob milk and just cow milk yeah because what the fuck is happening. Sorry, I guess my question is what the actual fuck is happening. Also, please please produce Love Island with us. Yes. Get on that young Patreon. Get on the Patreon. Let us know the difference between cow milk and cow breast milk. Let us know the difference between princess treatment and a DDLG kink. Yes. And until next time. Yeah. I've been the Sid one the whole time. I've been the Olivia one still. And we will see you next Tuesday.