Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Questions We've NEVER Asked Each Other

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

We've known each other for SO LONG but today we asked each other questions we've never asked before! Chapters 00:00 | Metal 10-Year-Olds 04:10 | Facial Hair 06:43 | Favorite Songs 08:10 | Adolf Hitler 12:29 | DJ’s 14:31 | Adopting My Friend 15:45 | Bird or Rat? 20:20 | Moshing 22:40 | Afterlife 24:29 | Jeopardy 28:17 | Desserts 29:52 | A Murder of Puns 32:32 | To-Do List 35:46 | Athletes 38:28 | Kill, Fuck, Marry 41:33 | Spider-Noir and Feeling C*nt 45:52 | The Bravo-Verse 47:39 | Spider Man’s Diet 52:00 | Wanna Play Rough? 54:06 | Warm Webs Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon & Fourthwall! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia https://sydandolivia-shop.fourthwall.com/ Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Sid and Olivia talk shit. Oh, that's the show. It's the big bad podcast for you. I'm the Sud one. I'm the Olivia one. Today we have no other ones. Who was here? It was so many geese.

But they flew away because they can do that. They can fly away. Unlike us. Cass, what on earth is happening? You had your audio on. You're watching reels? Sorry, go ahead. Oh, actually, speaking of reels, I would love to shout out a band.

Oh, 100%. I know you would. The other day I was on my walk that I do. Yeah. And there was a child, 10-year-old child, stand- Shut up. A child.

A child, probably 10-year-old child. Standing by my walking path with a big cooler. And my friend Jeremy and I were walking by. And he was like, hey, do you guys want to donate money to my band? Like we were like raising money for instruments. And we are selling, I'm selling like water bottles. And we were like, of course we will buy water bottles for your band. Like, absolutely.

We were like, what kind of music do you play? He was like, metal. I was like, absolutely. And then I was like, what do you play? He was like, I sing. And I was like, absolutely. Then these two other men start other men. No, well, Jeremy's a man.

Yeah, but I was like two other men, not like me and my man friend, us men. I didn't you referring to the 10 year old as a man. No. All of us men are here and then two additional men. So two additional men walked in and or like walked by. And Jeremy goes, hey, you guys should buy water from this kid. Like he's, you know, selling water to get instruments. And they were like, yeah, totally.

And then one of them goes, are you really selling water? And the kid as he's reaching into his cooler getting the water goes, no, I'm just advertising something that I don't actually have. Yes, I'm selling water. And I was obsessed with him. And he made me follow his Instagram. I didn't ask for it. Yeah. On the record.

On the record. And let me shout him out because he's amazing. What was also his band's Instagram? It's his band's Instagram. Or it's like his like music Instagram. But also it's awesome. We're shouting out this this rocker child, this metal child. This, I mean, you're going mad now. You should just scroll on your real.

It's called, it's called, um, his Instagram is Jack's Jasper Hollywood. Yeah, that's the band. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're saying a gay guy? No, I don't think so.

I think he's just saying... I think he's just kind of making sounds. Yeah, he's making sounds, but you could hear it like that. And actually, I think every... Damn! Yeah, I fucking love that. I do think every band account should be like that. Like every band, like cold play should have an Instagram of just like Chris Martin going like...

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Anyway, shout out to this band of metal 10-year-olds. It's absolutely awesome. And I guess they're... And I guess they're also YouTubers. Yeah, followed by Sid Heller. Jasper's vocal channel and Jackson's drum channel. Whoa. That's fucking awesome.

Whoa. Yeah, they're super metal. They're super cool. So I'm a big fan, and I really hope that they get to live all their dreams. Yeah, love that. So today we wanted to do kind of a special thing. Yeah, we wanted to strip down for you guys. Show our skin. Don't promise these people that. Don't promise them that. Then we got to do it.

And then we were going to take off our skin. No. Show you all of it's underneath our skin. No. Guys, do you want to see it? No. Everyone scream in your car. No.

You want to see it. No. We've known each other for a very long time. How long has it been? Like 16 years? Yeah, a long time. And we were like, I wonder if there are questions we've never asked each other. Yeah.

So we both wrote a list of questions that we've never asked to the other person. Yeah. And today we're going to ask them. Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Yeah. So this is asking each other the vulnerable things. asking each other the vulnerable things we've never asked music cut the music very juicy okay okay so sexy sexy you want me to ask a question yes i love to answer okay do you get facial hair and what pattern does it

grow in ooh okay i get i'll get like a little mustache sometimes but like what pattern what type of mustache Like on the sides. Oh, like whiskers. Yeah, like a little investigator. Oh, I get an investigator mustache too. Can I look up? Like Cluzo. Yes. Can we look up like little French investigator?

Cluzo. Actually, the Steve Martin version might be a little bit more. Steve Martin Pink Panther is a little bit more on that. I wish I looked like Peter Sellers. Yeah, well, I wish I looked like Steve Martin. There you go. It's like that. Exactly that.

I see I get that too. Yeah, on the sides. I get like dark hair. Yeah. Anywhere else? Not on my face, no. Oh, lucky, lucky. Yeah, but I can try.

Yeah, if you could try to sprout some out. You get a little under your head. Yeah, I get little neck hairs and then sometimes they'll get really long. That's exciting. That's exciting. You know when you get one hair somewhere that's like just really long for some reason? Yeah, and you're like, how did that happen? and in none of the other one. And how did it grow for so long without me seeing it? Yes. Yes. And then you

start going like, am I just not paying attention to anything? Yeah. Okay, what's your favorite song? What's my favorite song? Yeah, what's your favorite song? Because it's like, that's such a, I don't think I've ever asked you that. And we always get into these like duo newlywed things where it's like a question like that or it's like, what's your favorite color? What's your favorite song? And I'm like, oh yeah, what? Yeah, do you have one? I actually was trying to. to think about this the other day weirdly. It is weird that we like pressure ourselves to be like, well, I have to come up with one that's my favorite.

Yes. Because I like so many songs and somebody did ask me what is my favorite song. And I was like, oh, that's a great question. I don't know. I think what it is is, it's called I'm glad there is you. I think it's called I'm glad there is you. By I think Julie London. Yeah, that's my favorite song.

I'm glad there is you. Julie London. Oh, that's so sweet. Okay, I love that. Yeah. And it's just, um, it's just a sweet, nice song and I just love it. And I think that's my favorite song. That's so nice. What's yours? Oh, my favorite song is the prettiest star by David Bowie, but specifically the slower version, which can be called the alternative mix or it used to be called the 1974 mix, but then that got taken off of Spotify. So then now it's like the 2020 mix. It's the slower mix. You like the slow version. I like the slow version. I love that.

And I love that song. Yeah. Okay. You're ready for this very vulnerable question? I'm excited. Who in the world are you least attracted to? Whoa. Oh my gosh.

That's such a beautiful question. Isn't it? Yeah, it really is. Who in the world? Who in the world am I least attracted to? It's so hard because I'm cycling through all the people who give me the biggest ick. Sure. And who are?

Like Andrew Tate, right? Right. It's going to, like, Donald Trump, like, it's going to be, like, people who are just, like, bad people. Mm-hmm. But somebody who you're like, oh, that's just, like, of everyone in the world. Yeah. I am least attracted to you. God, bad vibes.

Because it's like, there's so many people that I'm not attracted to, right? And that's huge. There's so many people I'm not attracted to. That's huge. But if I were to, like, be like, like, who's the number one? Oh, Adolf Hitler. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one.

Yeah, I'm least attracted to Adolf Hitler. That's actually so brave of you to say. Yeah, thank you so much. Do you think you're judging him a little bit without having met him? It's his art. It's his art you don't like. It gives me the egg. Everything else you're like really into.

I'm like, ew. It's just the art stuff. You're like, oh, another guy who wants to be an artist. Another tortured artist. Oh, Elon Musk. Oh, yeah, he's pretty rough. On the auto search was Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein email. Yeah, actually, actually, it's pretty bad.

Actually, yeah, Elon Musk is pretty up there. Yeah. Yeah. Like, are you less attracted to Elon Musk or... Are you going to say... Or Jeffrey Epstein? I can't. That's like, I don't think I can answer it. Are you less attracted to Elon Musk or Trump?

Oh, my God. I'm less attracted to Trump. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough. Because Elon Musk, at least, is like a little bit closer to a human age. Sure. A human age.

Are you suggesting that after a certain age, people become not human? Cancelled. When I'm not attracted to them and they're bad. Sure. Okay, great. Ew. You. Really tough.

Yeah. Also, like, I will say, like, another big category of people I'm not attracted to, speaking of age, are people who, in my head, I think look younger than me. And you think Trump looks younger than you? No, I saw this guy in the back and I was like, oh, that reminds me that I'm not attracted to like clavicular or like young streamer guy. That poor guy in the back just caught such a stray.

I know, but he's probably bad. He's in that picture. That's true. Yeah, like, sure. Wait, the fact that everything else is just bones. Wait, what? When you Google search clavicular, everything else is bones? It's a do you mean clavicle?

Okay, I actually love that Google. like, I don't know what this clavicular is, but do you mean clavicle? Here's a bunch of bones. That's actually the sickest burn. Yeah, like this, like. Clavicular would be so upset to know that Google is like, I don't know who that is. Unvailing the Nilemonavigating. Diagnostic labyrinth.

I'm more attracted to this. No, that looks. That looks sad. But, yeah, that's not good. Oh, that's not good. Okay, so when you look up clavicular, it shows you a bunch of bones and like a journal of medical science. Like a big, oh my God, wait.

Actually, can I add my own family members? Because I'm not attracted to my family. That's so brave of you to say. I'm really saying some edgy shit today on the podcast. This is some really edgy, brave shit. I'm really like coming out. Like, people are going to see me so differently. I'm not attracted to Adolf Hitler.

I'm not attracted to my family members. Yeah, set those rumors straight. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, because I know there have been a lot of rumors. Yeah. About you being attracted to your family and Hitler. Yeah. So just clearing it up.

clearing it up. Yeah, clear up those rumors. Yeah. Do you have someone you're least attracted to? Anyone under age? That's a good answer. Now, clear up those rumors. That's gorgeous. I could never. I could never. I could never. Is that brave? That was brave. That was really brave. I could never. Oh, here's an interesting one. I've just never asked you this before. Sure. you rather marry a DJ? Oh. Or kill a DJ.

Oh. And you have to do one forever. I have to do it forever. You have to either marry a DJ forever or kill a DJ forever. And the consequences of killing the DJ are I go to jail? Well, if you get caught. Yeah. Can I divorce a DJ?

Yeah, but then that's a crazy sentence. Right. My ex-husband is a DJ. I mean, it's a better sentence, I guess, than, I mean, depends on the DJ. It depends on the DJ. That's the thing is I was going to say bad DJ, but then I was like, that's, I don't know if that makes. Right. Right.

Oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, the thing is right, I don't want to murder anyone because. Right. I don't want to. Yeah. That's the big thing, right? Yeah.

And I guess if I marry a DJ, I can always cheat. Yeah. I'm true to say I can always dance. I can always dance. Well, wait a second. If I marry a DJ, can I always dance? Yeah. Yeah, I guess if I marry a DJ, I guess I can always dance. Yeah. Yeah, no, I guess I would marry. I guess I would marry a DJ instead of kill a DJ.

And yet, there's Steve Ayoki, who is probably, I don't know. I don't know what he's like at all. No, I don't know what he's like personally. I would also rather marry a DJ than kill a DJ. I don't think there's any real need for me to kill someone unless. I have to. And if the DJ did something so bad. If the DJ's on the list, I'd kill him. Yeah, if the DJ did something so bad that I'm like, my life is garbage compared to how important it is for me to kill this DJ. And that's actually really brave. And that's a different story. And then I'd be so brave. 100%. And then you'd be known in history. Yeah, as the bravest girl. The bravest girl who was attracted to her family and Adolf Hitler. The bravest girl who just was constantly trying to fuck her family. Okay, perfect. Yeah, so brave.

Wow, that's actually such a brave question. Okay. If you had to adopt someone right now, anyone in the world, who would it be? Any age? Bataia. Our friend Bataia. Okay? Yeah.

Because you don't think Bataia can be with her lesbian moms? You don't think four moms is enough moms. Canceled? You don't think four moms? You don't think our friend Bataia, who has four lesbian moms, they're not doing a good enough job. Oh, okay. No, okay, okay. So not good enough moms, all four. All four moms don't make one. You said, oh, oh, one straight should take over. Yeah, and that's why. Canceled. Yeah, canceled. Our friend Bautu, who's just slightly younger than us, I would adopt her.

Yeah. And I think, yeah, it would be awesome to co-parent with her four moms. But you're adopting, so you're taking her away. That's true. Which also, I don't know. know that that it was it's not implied in the question because no it probably is. You know, it probably is. But in my version of the question, it's you take them away. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a it's like you want to adopt napping.

Yeah, adopt napping. Yeah, adopt napping. Yeah, adopt napping. Okay, I'll ask you a question. Oh, I have a really interesting question for you. Sure. Okay. When it comes down to it, bird or rat.

Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Really tough question. Yeah. It's tough. I don't, yeah. bird or rat is crazy.

Does the category of rat include fictional rat? Yeah, I guess. Like rat tattooy? And bird includes, what's hard about it, obviously, is that bird includes all birds, right? And there's so many different good, weird birds. Yeah. I'd probably pick bird. Yeah.

Because there's so much variety there. Yeah. Even though rat is such a good. Rat is great, but bird is great too. Bird is so, there's so, it's like. Bird has pigeon and that's what's hard. Pigeon and rat are equal. And then bird also has so many other birds.

Yes. Bird has so many good. Bird has secretary bird. Yes. I love a secretary bird. Yeah. They stomp on snakes. What's your favorite bird?

Probably secretary bird. Yeah. They stomp on snakes. Mm-hmm. And that's just fucking crazy. And they pick up the phone, of course. Yeah. They went to school for typing.

Yeah. I mean, like just like you should have. Just like I should have. Yeah. Like, look at that fucking thing. That's like how I see myself. I mean, it's the most beautiful bird. She is gorgeous last year.

She's so tall. She's so tall. Oh, my God. She's crazy girl. That's her next to like a fucking coyote or some shit. She's crazy girl. Okay. She's awesome and she's always wearing a pair of caprice, which I like. Her legs are like always capried.

Yeah. And you know why they're called a secretary bird, right? Because she works for me. Yeah, because she works for because the feathers on their head look like they've a pen in their in their hair. Right. Well, they do. Yeah. And because they've got those legs. And because they've got those long, long, sexy legs. Just like a secretary must have. That you want to cheat on your wife with. Oh, God, I want to cheat on my life with this bird. He's stomping on a snake and I'm like, I need to cheat on my wife right now. I'm obsessed with

this bird. I also like that the legs are backwards, knees backwards. Yeah. Would you rather have backwards knees or forward knees? Backwards knees. Are you kidding me? No, no. Oh my God. Look at it has a whole fucking snake in its mouth. No, literally, I'm going to cheat on my way if I can't look. Oh, my God. Like, look at its eye makeup. Gorgeous. Holy shit.

Oh, my God. How do we see one in the wild? Oh, my God. Not the snake cam. Oh, my God. Upskirt. Oh, no. Snake cam upskirt.

Snake, P-O-V. Oh, my God. Look at it chasing this rabbit. Like, get the fuck away. Those are like the cameos people want us to do. What? That snake was just stuck in a tree. Yeah.

Because the secretary bird scared it so bad. It climbed up a tree. That's kind of impossible. That's like when you scare someone so bad, they do something against their nature. Yeah. And also this secretary bird is like, it's freaking people out on purpose in a way that I find really endearing. And also it's doing things that are like, I'm not going to, because it could stomp on you. But it's not stomping on everyone.

Mostly it's telling people get the fuck away by going like this. Yeah. Yeah. Which I find cool. The snake, it goes like, I'm going to fucking stop on you because I want to. eat you and that's allowed. But I do like it being like, get away. Yeah, I think what's crazy is the snake POV cam is exactly what people have been asking on Cameo for when people go like, hey, can you stomp on me? Like I'm a little bug. Yeah. And it's like that that POV you're the snake is exactly what they want.

Yeah, and cameo people are always being like stomp on me like I'm a little. Pretend I'm a little, pretend I'm a bug. Pretend you're the biggest girl. Yeah. My friend Kenzie has a joke about wedgies. And she wants you to give each other wedgies while opening your mouths. It's like, what? That's not the service. We do. Yeah. It is also just like. Godspeed finding that video.

Totally. I also like, not the service I know. I don't believe that it's your friend. Oh, no, it's not. It's never your friend. It's not. And it's not a girl. No.

It's somebody. And then or sometimes they go like. And I only say that because a girl wouldn't try to trick you into sex. No. Listen, am I generalizing maybe? Maybe. But I think I get too with that. sentence. Absolutely. And if you're a girl who tricks people into sex, stop it right now.

Stop it right now. Queen. Queen, queen, stop girl bossing your way into non-consensual situation. Queen, stop being a female figure in a male-dominated industry. Stop it. Stop doing that, queen. Time to excel in something else, my queen. Queen, you could excel in so much. Okay, what about this? Yeah. What dance move are you best at and can you show us? Oh my gosh. So one really fun thing about me is I can't dance at all. But what move are you best at? I'm great at moshing. And is that just kind of throwing your body around?

Yeah, I do. Like, I'll go like this because then people will punch me in the arms and not the face. But it's like, yeah, it's like throwing your body into people. And like, you know, like, it's like somewhere between fighting and dancing, which is why I'm better at it. Because it doesn't require grace. it just requires force. And like, and like, it's just fun because you're like, you know, like, like, like, just like,

bouncing around to a song that's like, ah, this is really fucking exciting. And so, yeah, I would say, I mean, like, anytime there's a mosh pit, I will, like, be in it. Right. Unless, unless it's like not the vibe. I've never been to a mosh pit. Yeah, we've, yeah, I haven't been to one in, I mean, it's rare now for me. but that is my favorite type of dancing. And I'd say I'm good at it because I don't get as hurt as I could.

Sure. And I see other people get hurt. Right. It's not really about excelling at the dance as much as it's about defending. Yes. Yes. Yes. And that's why I'm good at it.

Okay. It's like I'm good at like throwing my body. Like I'm I have good physicality in the way that like I'm good at like faking hurting myself or like. hitting my body into a wall or like fake ball. And that's something you're doing a lot. Yeah. Like sometimes like in like a sketch or something I'll like, you know, like I'm like, oh, let me throw myself down the stairs.

Like let me, sure, sure, sure. Let me, you know, that I have like a good mind-body connection. And when it comes to like anything that's supposed to be coordinated or like sexy or graceful, I don't really have that piece. Sure. Yet. Yeah. Who wants to teach me?

Who wants to teach me to be graceful? Who wants to teach me ballet? Perfect. Yeah, I'm Mosh Pit dancing. Okay, good to know. Like fighting, but dancing, I like it. Good to know. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Do you believe in the afterlife? Oh. And if so, what kind? Or, you know, any answer is okay. Yeah. I will say, like, you know, I don't.

I have no, I have, I have no qualms with it after. Yeah. If there is one, that's, I have no issues. I have no issues with one. Can I picture one legitimately? No. Yeah. But if there is one, hell yeah.

Yeah, like when you think of death. Yeah. Do you think of like black? Probably just nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Just kind of like black screen vibes. Yeah, black screen vibes.

But I will say like, black mirror. Black mirror vibes. But I will say if it does exist. Yeah. Hell yeah. So happy to be a part of it. Yeah, love that. Let me be a part of it, please.

I'll send in my application. I'll send in my app. Yeah. I was the other day literally listening to a podcast where a guy was like, I'm going to be so embarrassed if I get to heaven and it's all real. And I've been. It's all like Christian heaven. Yeah. And my whole life I've been like, oh, that thing isn't real.

Also, like, just like, if it is truly like traditional current Christian heaven. Yeah. just like the vibe is the company you're going to have is the vibe is going to be weird like the vibe is going to be hard you're going to be like I don't know maybe I could go to hell yeah like maybe the people down there might be sick not a lot of yeah like there's not a lot of yeah like there's not a lot of vibes yeah all the tastemakers are in hell yeah well it's like it's like if if if everyone here is like you know if we're going with the traditional like yeah everyone here is just like born again vibes then yeah all the tastemakers are in hell yeah and that's a a good shirt. And that is a good shirt. And that is a good shirt. All the tastemakers are in hell. Okay. You're playing Jeopardy. Okay. You get six categories. Okay. Which categories do you pick in order to play a perfect game? Ooh. These are going to be the six categories that you would be best at. Wow. Raising chickens. Okay. And what would some of the questions be? It would be like what color eggs does it? an Americana lay and I would be like

Oh no it's it'd be like An Americana lays this color egg You'd be like what is blue or green? Okay great We've got Oh maybe like cursed kids shows Could be a fun one Like yeah like definitely like

Discovery Plus TV shows I would totally crush that Yep Like hottest like inanimate objects Sorry I just looked at face bank Right Right Hotest inanimate objects

Yeah And one of those would be like FaceBank FaceBank Yeah And the question would be What is FaceBank It would be like

What turn you on so bad right now No And you'd say What is FaceBank $5,000 please And then they And then they'd give me it Like

Abnormal Psych Could be fun Okay I'm trying to make it good Probably fly to the Concords Oh yeah, I could do Float of the Concord songs. Like, I mean, yeah, like that, I could. You would know that.

Yeah. I could know, like, anything. Like, because that's, like, locked in a part of my brain that's, like, from being 12. Yeah. It's just like, oh, okay, here's all these facts. That's the thing. It's like why learning a new language when you're younger is better. Yeah.

It just sticks in there. It just gets in there. And then when you're an adult, you're like, I have no ability to memorize anything. 100%. I've got nothing. 100%. I kept accidentally speaking Spanish in Italy. And then people would be like,

Oh, you speak Spanish and then speak Spanish. And you'd be like, I don't. I don't. I used to. What would your six categories be? Oh, I don't know. Maybe like a reality show contestants who are in prison. Yeah, that's awesome.

Things my grandma has said. Right. Yeah. Disney Channel original movies from like 2,000. six. Yeah. Lines for musicals that should never be tattoos. Oh, that's really good. That's a really good category. Yeah. Could I have an example of that? Yeah. There are so many. So this is a game I used to play in high school with my friend Stephanie where we would try to find the lines from musicals that we were like, that should truly never ever be something. Somebody gets tattooed on them. Yeah, that's awesome. Well, comment below. Comment, if you like musicals, comment your least... Yeah, if you like musicals, comment a line that should never, ever be a tattoo below.

Oh, here's a quick one. Do you have a favorite color and is it green? Probably. Yeah. I'm like, I always kind of am like, I think it's green, but... Yeah, I never, like, think about it and then I, like, feel bad for other colors. Yeah, I agree. I have the same thing.

I don't know what that is. Yeah, like, it's so hard to pick a favorite something. It is. It feels like there's this unsettling like permanence where you're like, oh, no, now this has to be always. And I've locked in and I'm married to this and I can never change my mind. And then all of the sudden you're like, I don't even like it anymore. Yeah, but you're like, well, I've already told a specific set of people. I've already hard launched. I've hard launched that my favorite color is green. So I could never possibly change it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Speaking of that kind of a thing. Sure. Do you have any current favorite? it foods or desserts that aren't like set in stone or married to that have shifted over the

years because that is a thing. Like in my head, I'm like, oh, you love blueberry muffins. I do. And you love like, catch you to pepe. But it's like, is there anything else where you're like actually hold the horse? You know what? Hold the horse down. Hold the horse down. Right now. I'm a Trader Joe's girly through and through. It's the only place, Tiger Ristree Shop because of it's affordable. Yeah. And the thing I've been really liking right now is they have a strawberry sheetcake. And you think like a pre-packaged sheetcake isn't going to be good.

It's so good. Nice. And sometimes I eat it for breakfast. Wow. And that's actually gross. It's awesome. It's a strawberry sheet cake with like a cream cheese topping kind of thing. And it's awesome and it tastes good.

Try it. Try it. Come on. Just try it. Do you have a current favorite? I have been, oh, I've been, I've just been like really, really into Korean food. Yeah. I've been really into Korean barbecue.

I've been really into Jap Chay. What? Which is like a noodle thing. They also have it at Trader Joe's, but they have like a sweet potato version, but I do eat that like a lot because sometimes it'll be like nighttime and I'm like, I need that. Yeah. Or it'll be like daytime and I'll like. I need that. Have the exact same feeling.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. What is the appropriate time and place? for a pun. Oh my God.

Hard one. And I actually have, whoa, now that I think, but I have an answer. I have an answer to. Tell me. I think when you're around dads who are around their kids. Sure. Like if you're at a kid's birthday party and there's like a group of dads there, you could make a pun. Like a flock of dads.

A flock of dads. Oh, an unfriendliness. What is it, an unfriendliness of? Oh, yeah. Unfriendliness of crow. It's a murder of crows. A murder of crows, unfriendliness of ravens. Can you, wait, what is it? I think I saved a photo. I think it's an unfriendliness of ravens. I saved a photo of all of these, like, awesome names for groups of animals. Oh, an unkindness. Sorry. Unkindness of ravens. Okay, sorry. But it's also, you can say an unkindness of ravens. You can also say a conspiracy of ravens.

Yeah, that's awesome. And then there's a treachery of ravens. Yeah, that is so awesome. So if you're ever, if you're ever a kids party and there's like a treachery of dads. A treachery of dads. I think you can use a pun and they'll all be like, oh. A hundred percent. There are some other really good ones. Or like older dads. Especially like if you're around like 60 or 70 year old dads, I think whipping a pun out is appropriate and we'll get you far. Do you know it's called a business of ferrets? That's fucking awesome. A business of ferrets, a charm of finches. Wow. Yeah. A swarm cloud or business. of flies. Oh, don't come in. There's a business of flies in there. There's a business of flies roaming. Roaming the halls. A troubling of goldfish. No, I don't think that's crazy. No, it is. A boil,

a cost, or a kettle of hawks. Yeah, that's awesome. A boil of hawks? A bloat of hippos. Yeah, that makes sense. A cackle of hyenas. Totally. That's crazy. A smack of jellyfish. Yes, I knew about that. I knew about a smack of jellyfish. parliament of owls. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, these, that fits. There are some really good ones. A labor of moles. A nest of mice. A clutter of spiders. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's a clutter of spiders. There's a clutter of spiders in here. Could you come get, yeah, wow. Um, yeah, I also think an appropriate time and place for a pun is in the name of a fa restaurant. Yes, a hundred percent. Always. Yes, a hundred percent. Especially when it's like kind of like a fucking pun. Yeah. Like when you're like, ooh. fucking palace. Fucking. Yeah.

Like I heart fucking. Yeah. I love. I heart fucking. Yeah. I think it's always important to have a faux pun. Yeah, that's actually really fun. Oh, here's an interesting one.

Tell me. Do you ever make a to-do list? Yeah. How often? And what's your process of a to-do list? Yeah. Often when I'm feeling super overwhelmed, I'll make a to-do list and then I kind of forget it's there, which is not that helpful.

Well, maybe you just needed to order. organize your thoughts. Maybe you just needed to get it down on the paper so it's not in your head. I've always thought when something's in your mouth like a cavity or a tooth thing, it feels bigger than it is in real life. And when something's in your head, it feels bigger than it is until you put it on paper and then you go, that's not that bad. That's not that bad. That's not that bad. When it was in my mouth, it was pretty bad. But now that it's on this ruled paper, what is it called ruled? What is it called ruled? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ruled? Ruled? I think so. I think so. Ruled?

With a ruler? Ruled? Yeah, I'll make to-do lists and I'll include things that are like shower. Yes, yes, absolutely, absolutely. I'll do like wake up, synthroid, coffee, look okay, hair. Like I'll either write look cute or look okay. Yeah. Or like look fine or like look good.

because it's like I need to know the night before how I need to look. Like how do I need to present tomorrow? Like how good, how good or okay do I need to look? Is it just okay? Yeah. Fine. Or is it like you got to try a little bit harder. Yeah. Mine is all my meds one by one. Yeah. Mine's a little bit more basic, I think, because it's more like shower. Yeah. Shave your legs this time. Yes. Wash your hair. Maybe wash your hair. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe blow dry it even. Yeah. Sometimes I will write chill on my, like, like. If I have like a minute or it's like I know at the end of the night like I don't have anything. I'll write like chill so that I know when I look at the list that there's like a moment I can chill.

Do you have things that you put on a to do list that you will never do and you kind of know that writing it down? No. I have to do all of them. Oh, I'll put things down like take that stuff to goodwill. It's like I'll do that. I will say I put things on a to do list that I might not do for a second. Yeah. But they give me anxiety once they're on the list.

So once I write it down, I have to either do it or just like delete it in a fit. Yeah, they give me anxiety too, but then I forget that the to-do list is there. So then no problems. And that's good. Because then... I have three calendars that I do. I have four calendars. I might have four calendars too.

It's kind of fun. But one of them is my grandmas. That's nice. I like that. One of them is I control my grandmas, Google Cal that she doesn't know she has. That's awesome. That's really good. It's awesome.

Yeah, I have a Google Cal, I have a notes app. I have a physical weekly pad that has like, you know, like that goes week by week and then I have a physical monthly guy. Yeah. That I forget about all the time. Oh, I forget about everything. Yeah. I forget about everything constantly.

I literally have never had a thought. I'll never, ever remember a thing. Okay, wait, I have a question for you. Yeah. How many professional athletes can you name? They don't have to be. current. Probably under 10. Let's name them. Okay. Um, LeBron James. That's one. Michael Jordan. Yep. Peyton Manning. Um, uh, uh, uh, hold on if it was, uh, you're, you're still hitting your goal of under 10.

Yeah, that's true. My goal is under 10. Um, there's one who if the glove fits. Oh, OJ Simpson. Also, um, Kyrie Irving is one that he's anti-eventy. backs, right? Or is he not? Is he? Yeah. Oh. I just, there's names you hear in the news. Who's the one?

There's like shapes of names near my head. Like, what do they look like? Triangle? Yeah, there's the one that triangle, there's triangle. Triangle Jr. Who's the most famous person in tennis? Serena Williams. And.

And. Her sister. There you go. And then we've got, we've got, we've got golf. That's. Who's someone you can name in golf? And that's Tiger Woods. It is.

And that's your grandma's crush. It is my grandma's crush. She is such a Tiger Woods apologist. Everything he's ever done. She's like, it's fine. And I'm like, you are just attracted to him. It's actually a really good lesson. that you can be any age and just like deal with a fuck boy because you're like, well,

yeah, I thought it was good. I like the idea of dealing with a fuck boy you don't even know. Like being like, well, it's fine. It's cute. And it's like it meaning, meaning the car crashes? The cheating. What's fine? She's like, it's fine.

It's fine. He's cute to me. To me. Do you know anyone from gymnastics? I do. Simone Biles That's correct Oh

Damian Lillard was who I was thinking of Yes Because he yeah okay That was the one who's the name was a shape In my head There's so many That's the thing There are so many

Caitlin Clark This is I think more than 10 Yeah I think you did more than 10 I fucked up I didn't get my goal You more than 10ed it That's good. Okay, here's a question.

This one's really, I don't, I think I wrote this one in the Uber last night, but I do want to know. I do want to know. Yeah. Kill fuck Mary. Yeah. Horse. Fire horse. Screaming horse.

Fuck. Okay. Oh, man. It's so hard. Fire horse and screaming horse. Yeah. So fire horse is fire. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I assume.

And then screaming horse is screaming. Okay, so here's my thing. It's like, it's like obviously, you kind of have to fuck fire horse. Yeah. Because like, what's that like? What's that like? You got to find out, yeah. And then I kind of think you unfortunately kill screaming horse.

Right. That makes sense. It's screaming because it needs, it wants to die. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes we scream when we want to die. Yeah. And maybe we need to put it out of its misery. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Or be screaming for death. And maybe put all of us out of our misery. If it's screaming really loud, won't stop. That sucks for everyone. Yeah, maybe we do a big Kool-Aid. So then you marry regular horse. I would marry regular horse. You know, I know it's a little traditional, but I think it would be a good relationship, solid. Are there any criminals you're attracted to? Yeah, probably. Yeah. Probably. That's all. I feel like if you showed me some criminals and didn't tell me they were criminals. Yeah, for sure. I'd be like, of course. Yeah, absolutely. Of course. Because some people, anyone can be anything. I mean, any. Anyone can be gorgeous. Anyone can be gorgeous.

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Trust me, I know fans. They don't skip, they stay for hours. They don't move on, they manifest. They're not a demographic group, they're fans. Spotify Advertising. You're among fans. Do you like it? So the answer is everyone's a criminal.

But you guess is the vibe right. And it's mostly you being like, would you fuck this person? Then you know. And then they know what the other. Unfortunately, they're all criminals. Yeah, but there's different types of crimes. Right. Some of them are.

Some of them are way worse. Like, I mean, we all loved Luigi. Yeah. And technically criminal. I mean, literally love him. Hottest. Very hot. Hottest criminal.

I can think up right now. Very hot. Yeah, absolutely. But, you know, like, how old is Luigi? Maybe a little too young. He's of age. No, but maybe a little too young for me. How old is Luigi?

How old is he? 28. Oh, that's fine. Wow. He does look kind of baby. He has kind of a baby face. He looks a little younger than that. Very cute.

Oh. Yeah, he looks a little younger to me. But 28, it's fine. Yeah. 20 is doable. 28 is not like a bad thing. No. Oh, this is a weird vibe.

No, no, no. If the vibe is right. If the vibe is right. Yeah, the price is right for criminals. I just pitched a show that's nothing. Oh, here's one. Yeah. What are your thoughts on Spider-Nois with Nicholas Cage?

Zero. I have no thoughts. No, but you have to. Okay. So based off of nothing? You don't know it? No. Spider-Noir is the new Spider-Man series.

Weirdly on Amazon question? Mark? Does Nicholas Cage... He is the Spider-Man in the noir. It's offered in black and white and in color. Is that Spider-Man usually like a teenager? But there's the Spider-Verse. Right, there is the Spider-Rs. And so there are multiple Spider-Men, and this one happens to be noir. So he's like in the Spider-Verse, he's like a noir detective version of Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah, you got it. I kind of, I kind of fuck with that. And apparently his performance is just exactly what you want to. to be. Then I think I just, I just don't know. Yeah. It sounds great. Yeah, black and white or color. So what are

your thoughts? Yeah, you can switch back and forth. I like that you can switch back and forth be black and white in color. Yeah, it's awesome. I like, I like the idea of the spiderverse just kind of throwing in crazy stuff because it is a multiverse. I think we should go farther, though. Yeah, I think we should do sexy spider. Yeah, sexy spider, not Spider-Man. Not Spider-Man. Just within the Spider-verse, just a whole universe where it's just a sexy clutter of spiders. Clutter of spiders. Doing like making like a, doing like, doing like show girls or doing like, oh yeah, like Rockets?

Yeah. Or even if we want to make it edgier, we could also do like, but they're like eating each other out. Bad girls doing like a brothel kind of a thing. Yeah. Bad girl clutter of brothel spiders. Yeah. Bad girl clutter of brothel spiders is something. And there's some spiderverse where they're like, oh no, the grothal spiders.

Green Goblin is like killing people, help us bad girl clutter of brothel spiders. And then they all do a kickline. That's something. That is something. Okay, yeah, what's your question? Oh, here's something I'd love to know. Yeah. What makes you feel the most kind of?

Great question. Yeah. Honestly, and this actually might, maybe this is a really stupid answer. Probably not. Um, when I am shirt cocking, oh, nice. When I'm wearing like a big shirt and no pants, I could do anything. That's awesome. I feel like when I'm at home and I'm just wearing big shirt, no pants, I'm like, I could run the world.

You could run the world. And you should run the world. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. There's just something very powerful about wearing a big t-shirt and no pants. Yeah. I don't know what it is.

But you go like, wow, I can do anything actually. My booty's out. Yeah. They booty's out. This shirt is huge. That's great. I can do anything. I think that's amazing.

And you're comfy? Yeah. K-fee. I love that. Pay the Koot fee. Okay, wait, here's a question that's totally different. Do you think it hurts to shoot the webs from your wrists? I can't imagine it would feel.

It doesn't feel good. Good. Like when I think, when I say the words, I want to. When I think about it, it's like tingly. And like gives me anxiety. Oh, I'm about to have intrusive thoughts about shooting the webs from your wrists. Yeah, yeah. I don't, I hope it doesn't hurt.

But in my head, the sensation is negative. Oh my God, my toes are curled. Yeah, yeah. Do you think it hurts? Bad or not? Well, because where does it come from? It can't. Where do they come from?

What ducts in your wrist hold the webs? Your spider duct. You, everyone has a spider duct in their wrist. But it's only activated. when you're bitten by a radioactive spider, yeah. Yeah. Thank God we figured out the lore on that. Well, I know that Wolverine's claws coming out hurt.

It does. That makes sense. That would make sense. And biologically, it hurts for boys to cry. Yeah, which is crazy. That's something I've read before, and I don't know if it's from the mail of sphere. I've heard it from they make stingy. Yeah, I've heard it.

Cass, is that true? Yeah. It makes stingy when you cry? Yeah, I wouldn't know. I've never cried. Yeah, that's fair. Sure. That's fair. Do you know you're the reason I know about pop culture? Do I know I'm the reason you know about pop culture?

Yeah. No. I guess not. I didn't know anything about pop culture at all until college. But I feel like you know far more about pop culture than I do. By now I do. Yeah. I took the assignment and I ran. The student has become the master.

The student has become the master. But seriously, like, in college I was like, I don't know what the fuck. Like, she's talking about all. all these things she knows. I don't know any of these things. What was I talking about? And just like, like, there were like songs that existed that I was like, I don't even know what the fuck this is or like, you know, TV shows or celebrities or just like things that just in the very general pop culture. And I was like, I know fucking nothing. I've got to brush up on my knowledge of current things because I was so, I was so avoidant. Well, I think college was when I stepped into the bravoverse. Yeah. And I think once you step into the bravo verse. Yeah. And I think once you step into the bravo. You know everything. You kind of go like, what else is going on out there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, curious. Yeah. And now I know so much about pop culture. I know so much about pop culture. I know so much about pop culture. Yeah, and I were to be on a ship, a yacht. Oh, yeah, and it was going down. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. And I know so much about below deck. Like if you were, if I were to be on. That could be one of your jeopardy. Yes. If I were to be on a ship, a yacht. Oh, yeah. And it was going down. I would be like, like, I would know at least how to make out with a customer. I would know at least how to make out.

with a customer. I would know so many random things from the show and who knows if any of them would work. Yeah. But I would know get in a fight. I could get in a fight. I could put a rope out. Yes. Yes. I could say Jason Chambers is very sexy. Yeah. Okay. Here's another question. This is really important. How do you think they charge up the webs? Oh. Yeah, that's, is there a refractory period? Because yeah, is there a fractory period? When you fuck, you have to wait a second. Yeah. If you're male. If you're male. If you have a penis. Sorry, if you have a penis. If you have a penis. If you have to have a penis, if you have to Vajase, you can just kind of keep you going. Although I like to take a little breakie poo. I like to take a little breakie poo. Do you say that? And then I go, uh-oh. Tiberoo. Tiberoo. Tiber. Tiber. Tiber. for a snack. String cheese? For the rechar of my

webs. String cheese from my wrists. If you were a Spider-Man, oh my God, that means they're in, if the Spider-Verse is like a There's preschool Spider-Man and he puts string cheese in his wrist and it's Webb's 100%. Absolutely. I knew you were thinking.

Absolutely. Absolutely. He put string cheese in his wrists. The coolest one. Yeah, I feel like it's so hard because you have to swing from buildings, right? Right. So it has to be thick. It has to be so hard to break.

Which means you have to charge it up. What do you think you have to eat? What's the diet of a spider? What's the diary of a spider pan? What's the diary of a spider? A diary of a spider man. What is the diet of a spider man? Do you know Cass?

Casse some. Casse some. Cass, what's the diary of a Spider-Man? Which question are you asking? What is the diet of a Spider-Man? What is the diary of a Spider-Man? To make the webs be strong enough so it holds. What does the Spider-Man have to eat?

In the comics, canonically, it's a web shooter that Peter Parker makes because he's a science kid and he makes his own. Okay, well, that's... But he comes out of his movies, Toby McGuire had it come out of him, and I don't know what Toby McGuire ate. Can you look up what does Toby McGuire eat? Yeah, what does Toby McGuire eat, actually? What does Toby McGuire eat? I can tell you one thing. He drives fast. Oh, he followed his strict vegan diet since 2009.

Oh, you have to be a vegan. Which is crazy because spiders usually eat fly. One time my friend drove past a cluster of fly. Toby McGuire and he was driving very fast and he flipped him off. Toby McGuire flipped off my friend. He was driving fast and being hostile? Because that's a crazy combination. I feel like you either have to be the person driving fast or the person flipping off the person driving.

One time I saw someone jaywalking flipping everyone off and I was like, that's awesome. Just doing something that's so rude or dangerous and being like, fuck you. Fuck all of you. I think that's the funniest way to do it. That is so awesome. But I do think you have to charge up your webs. Yeah, you have to eat a lot of vegan food. You have to eat some flies in secret.

And then you have to drive really fast. Yeah. Maybe the fast you drive, the more webs there become. That's probably what it is. it's like an electric charge, an electric car. When you are braking or you're going slower, it charges it a little bit. Yeah. So, oh, actually, maybe that's how it is.

When you're breaking or going a little bit slower as a Spider-Man, it's kind of charging up the webs. When you're having a slower day as Spider-Man. Like when you're like, I'm kind of having a slow day. I think I'll just like-write in my diary. It charges them. The more he writes his feelings in his diary, the more webs he gets in this. And that is the story we need to be teaching to boys. Yes.

Yes. Yes. The more you write down your feelings in your diary. The more strength you have. Strength webs. Yeah. That's fucking off. Wait a second.

Should we write the next Spider-Man? Spider-verse into the, into the feelings verse. Into the feelings verse. Into the feelings verse. Into the feelings verse. Holy fuck, we're going to teach men and boys how to deal with their feelings. Write a poem into the poetry verse. Holy fuck we're writing.

Write a song. Don't write a song. Don't write a song. Don't write a song. Don't write a song. Don't write a song. Unless you're those two metal kids, then write a song. Especially don't write a song about your ex. No. Don't do that. No, don't do that. Just write in your diary about your feelings. You'll get stronger wrists.

100%. I don't understand. What was one of your favorite memories from childhood? Oh, my God. What was one of my favorite memories from childhood? Oh, okay. My sibling and I used to say, you want to play a rough? Oh, yeah. And what that meant was we would just beat each other up. But we were both such tiny, wimpy kids.

Yeah, yeah. And we were just like, like, you guys were both like so, so teeny. And we would like, beat each other up. Do you think that started your love of wanting to be wrestled? Or do you think it was in there and it was like the only time you were. ever actually consistently gotten it out. That's a great question. I don't know.

I really don't know. It's chicken or the egg. I don't know. It's like me in Mosh Pits. It's like I like going to Mosh Pits because for me, the best dancing I could do is fighting. Yeah. And for you, your favorite game to play is rough. We would just like beat each other up.

And then once somebody actually got hurt, we would stop and be like, this isn't okay. Yeah. Too rough. To rough alert. Ruff alert. Wee, weo. Woooo. But then we would always play again.

Yeah. Good. That's conflict resolution. And then sometimes we would like write a contract of like we're going to stop. You'd write a contract being like no more playing rough forever. Yeah. And then would you like. We would do it again.

Yeah. That's awesome. But we would be like we're not going to fight. We're not playing rough. Do you think. But then we would. You guys could sue each other now because of breaching those contracts? Actually the way I think we, the reason I think we wouldn't be able to sue each other now is because we're both so.

ADHD, we would not have to get it. We would both be like, I actually fucking forgot. I was going to sue you for playing rough. I was going to literally sue the shit out of you for playing rough, but I fucking forgot. Oh my God. Okay, I have one last question for you. And I think this one really encapsulates our whole friendship. I'm excited. Do you think the webs are warm when they first come out? Oh, man. Do you think the webs are warm?

Okay, I actually had pictures. them being cold. Which is why I was so uncomfortable. One of the reasons I was so uncomfortable. Oh, now I'm feeling worse. I was picturing them being like a little cold. Like minty. Minty?

Like, no. Oh, I ate that. No, they have to be warm. You have a baby. It comes out warm, now. When something's in your blood, it comes. Who has a baby here? Do you guys come out?

Did it come out warm? When you have a baby, does it come out warm? Oh, fuck yeah. When you do skin to skin, it's super warm. Yeah, that's better than if it came out cold, that would be so bad. Oh, that'd be scary. That would be scary. My baby came out cold, help. And fine. My baby's fine.

My baby's fine. It just came out cold. Yeah. Yeah. You got to warm it up. Yeah. My baby's fine. It just came out cold. Yeah. I would like for it to be warm. I think it would feel less jarring if it was warm. Because it would be more close to the temperature of your blood. See, I was. thinking like the least jarring russian would be if it was room temp.

Room temp, yeah. But our blood isn't room temp. That's so true. Unless I came out room temp. My baby is fine, but it came out room temp. I hate when my baby comes out room temp. As long as it's not cold and minty, that was what was giving me the most anxiety. I cannot tell you how much this is going to invade my subconscious and how much, this is

going to be in my next therapy session. I'm not kidding. Yeah. Because what happens to me is the grossest thing I can think of or like the weirdest feeling. I will think of it forever. This one is getting in there. I feel it. It's not good.

It's not a good. I'm going to be thinking about webs going for this. You did this to yourself. I know, I know. But I just saw the trailer for Spider-Noir and I thought, wow. Yeah. That's something. Does he have webs?

I'm sure. He fucking better. Right? Yeah. Does the Spider-Noir have webs? I'm sure. I'm sure. He better.

Okay, great. Okay, guys. So make sure he does. Okay, so then I guess that's the only question. we've ever not asked each other. Yeah, and now every other thing we know about each other forever. A hundred percent. Guys, if you enjoyed this or didn't, you can sign up for our Patreon where we have early, early uncut episodes. Uncut gems. Uncut gems and more. And you can find more things. We're doing an unboxing. We have so many things. Definitely get over there. If you don't want to,

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