Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Seeking Frequent Drinkers! 🍻

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

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Hi. Hello. We saw your ad for frequent drinkers on Craigslist. My friend and I are frequent drinkers. And we're same-sex platonic friends. But, and we'd love to earn up to $700. Our only issue is we are not within the 21 to 29 age demographic that you're looking for. But just by like a year. So we wanted to know if that counts because of course we'd like to take part in the study because we will be drinking anyway. I'm totally down to get blood tests. I just am only, I'm a little bit 30. That's good. Welcome to Sid and Olivia Talk. I am the Sud one.

I'm the Olivia one. Today, we have no other ones. Why is that? It's because originally we had Trisha Paitis. But she had to leave to make her Benihana Trio. Guys, this episode is not sponsored by the Trisha Padas. This Benihana Trio.

But, but Sid was struck by this. She was shook by this. Recently out of Benny Hanna, don't ask me even why. Don't even ask her why. And because I'm there every day, that's why. Yeah. And she'll tell you if she wants to. And there was like a big poster outside that was like Trisha Pettus and a big pink

chef hat with a pink background. And it was like, it's the Trisha Patus trio for me. And Trisha Pettis just has a Benihana Trio. which I'm pretty sure is just like shrimp chicken and steak, which is like pretty normal standard. Like that's a trio. I would order and feel like that's everything I would want in a Benihana style trio. Yeah, but I really just wasn't expecting Trisha Pettus X Benny Hanna. Oh, with a side of truffle butter.

That's huge. Yeah. Okay, great, great, great. Okay. Okay, so that adds a spin to it. That adds the Trisha to it. I love that she's really done every single thing she's wanted to do in her career. We were talking about this a lot.

Yeah. Like, she's truly, like, manifest it. She's, like, maybe the best person at manifesting. She's done something I've always wanted to do. Yeah. Probably will never get to do ever. No, I wouldn't say that. Unless, I don't know what's coming.

Which is beyond Nathan for you. Oh. And I say I wouldn't get. It's over. Yeah. It's over. But if they bring it back. But in a world of reboots.

Yeah. I mean, if they just brought that back and I wasn't. in it, I would be the happiest girl in the world. It's great show. She was on it as a big, a big boob girl. As a big breasted woman to distract the security guard who loved women with big boobs. And I, and how was early days? Yeah, it was early days.

And she was, and she was like, I don't even know that she was really like known, known yet. I don't think she was. And she was, yeah, she was on the show and she was like, I'm here. I have gorgeous large breasts and I'm going to distract this man. His game was like having the security guard hide inside like a game machine, like an old-fashioned pinball machine to like keep an eye on the store. And he was like, what he doesn't know is that I'm going to send in a woman to distract him. And oh yeah, she was on, America's Got Talent. Like she's really had like the career of all careers.

Yeah. And she named her kid Aquaman. So there's also that element of it. But that was. something she wanted. Yeah. And she got it. And that's true.

That's a way to look at it. I saw a woman on Instagram recently who was like, you just have to have any crystal, any crystal at all. And then you take a paper and you write down your order to the universe as if you're like ordering a pizza. Okay. You write down what you want. You fold it up.

You put it under the crystal. It doesn't matter what kind of crystal it is. Could be math. Could be a crystal math. Writing my letters to the universe. Writing my order. Oh, writing my order more crystal meth. More crystal math.

More crystal math. My crystal meth. Putting it under my crystal meth. Maybe I'll manifest more crystal meth. And that would be a money making scheme. Yeah. You could make a lot of bank. Okay. Wait, we should pitch that as something. So that's a way we could start making our bank. Now, how are we going to make our bank? I think we should start selling meth. Yeah. I thought you were going to say manifesting. Anyway, we should start manifesting. And she puts this like paper underneath a crystal. And then she's like, and it will happen. Everything will happen. You just have to accept things from the universes. happen and maybe sometimes you won't think that it's happening, but it's happening. And then you just have to act like it's happening. Here's what I'll say. Sure. I find no harm at all in doing that. That's how I feel.

I think that is fun as all shit. Yeah, that's how I feel. And like, I don't know. I feel like if I was younger, I would have a little bit of resistance on some level being like, well, I don't really believe it. But at this point in my life, I'm kind of like, well, I don't fucking now. I think that it's in like the astrology way of like, it's just. just kind of fun to believe in things. It's like if it's not hurting you, and if it is.

And if it is, then don't. Then dare not to do astrology. Right. But like if it's like I think there's no harm in it. Like I know I have been like the number one like, oh, I can't manifest. I'm just lying into a mirror. But at the same time I am like, maybe I should because maybe it would be fun. I don't believe in anything specific.

Yeah. But on some level, and it's not like a belief choice. It's just like some part of my brain is like, I really do things. think there's like some sort of energy shit that we don't understand. Oh, I'm sure. And I think that's like, I think I'm safe to say I believe there's some kind of weird energy shit that we don't understand. Yeah, that's my religion. Yeah, that's my religion. And other things that kind of fit into that, sure, maybe. Absolutely. Like I, I, I am truly like, fuck if I know. Yes. I don't know anything. I do think that certain things, either I just see patterns obsessively, and that is

totally valid and an option and maybe part of it, maybe the whole thing. But also like there's certain things where it's like, I just see this happen. Every time this happens, this happens. And it's like with you and I, like every time we feel like we're in a rut business wise or we're not making any money, which has been for a long time, or like we're not creatively inspired or anything or nothing's going. Like if we make something that's just for ourselves, for some reason, as long as we're genuinely making it for ourselves and putting energy into it and put it in like not like phoning it in something good happens randomly that it's nothing else yeah totally and like that's we've done that like 10 times in the past like 12 years yeah i mean i was weird i was recently like out loud being like

you know i really need to stop nannying yeah you were i was like oh my god do we want to go here because we can and then we can anything Any dirt that you're like, just keep that for the Patreon. We can keep that for the Patreon. So true. Any element of the story, you can just keep on the Patreon. Yeah. Yesterday, I was like, I really need to stop nannying.

Yeah, so a little background. Oh, yeah. I nanny. Have we talked about that? I don't know. I have no idea. Have we talked about that? I have no idea.

Oh, I'm literally a nanny. Yeah. So Cid's been a nanny for a long time. I mean, you've nannied on and off for years. Years. Years and years and years. Like, it's my thing. Yeah.

I am a nanny. When we get gigs and side jobs and stuff, one of Cid's number one thing she does is be a nanny. I am a nanny. And I just jump from thing to thing. I do the weirdest shit. I was a jeweler's assistant. I was a social media manager for a couple of different companies, which is weird and fun on a spectrum. I taught kickboxing.

But you walked dogs. Oh, yeah. But you nanny, like, hardcore. Yeah, I'd be nannying. So the last bunch of months, we've been doing a bunch of work, like a bunch of work. And Sid has also been nannying three to four days a week every week. Yeah, I think. At this moment.

Like starting at 3 p.m. going to like nighttime. I think at this moment, I have, I am not shitting you five jobs. I have five jobs. Yeah. And all of them together make one living wage. Yeah. How many of the jobs are jobs I also am doing? Probably four.

Four. Because I have four jobs. That's what it is. I have four jobs and I'm not making living wage. I mean, like, I might be at some point. No, you are. You are. It's just not yet.

It doesn't come to the account yet. And then I was like, I showed up the other day and I was just like, oh boy. Like, you know, I don't know. Like, I have hit a point where I, I walked to my car and I had to go to work with just 10 minutes away. I walked my car and it was, my tire was flat. My car was on empty. And I was like, maybe I can Uber to open my bank account. And it was negative $300.

And I was like, right. So I just like drove to work. And then I was like, all right, I'm going to get this fixed. You know, now that I'm here. It was fixed. And one of our coworkers literally changed my tire, and they were so cool. Yes. But it's just like, yeah, anyway, so if I had a fifth job, that wouldn't be a problem for me.

No. I was nannying. And then truly yesterday during the day, I kept being like, I really need to stop nannying. I just have, it's too many jobs now. And I'm really tired. and I just need some time off because I've been working truly every single day, weekends, just nonstop. And then I'm just so tired.

So I was like, I need to figure this out. And then I guess universe heard me because I was fired. What actually happened is she was like, I need somebody five days a week. You can't work five days a week. So I need to get a different nanny. And I was like, that makes total sense. No, yeah. But it is just like, I was talking about it all that day.

And that's manifesting. And then I got there and she was like, okay, so you're not doing this anymore. What makes me so happy about it, which is a twisted start to a sentence, is that the one thing you were nervous about was you were like, I just don't want to put the family in a bad situation. I don't want to like not give them enough notice. I want to give them like at least a month notice. Yeah. And because I want to make sure they can find someone. Yeah. And turns out they've already found someone.

And turns out you're literally fine. You don't have to worry about it. Yeah. It is the kind of thing of like, especially when you nanny and you get close to kids and you're like, I'm like, I don't want to leave this kid. Like, I just love this kid. And I don't want to, like, mess with the parents. Like, I don't want, you know.

I have such a hard time leaving jobs. Yeah. It's hard. Even if I don't really care about the people or like people, it's so awkward. And if I like the people at all, I am devastated. You know what the easiest job to leave was is J.C. Penny. Oh, yeah. In high school, I worked for J.C. Penny.

And so many people quit that on the kiosk where you check in to just be like, I'm here for my shift. They had a I quit button. Yeah. And I just clicked it. That's awesome. I was done. That is so old. That was it.

I just quit. Yeah. Do you ever get a contract job and you like know how long it's going to last and the company is pretending it's something else? It's like they're like, oh. Can you explain? Yeah. Like where they're like, oh, this is going to be like a thing that, you know, goes on for a year. And you're looking at it and you're looking at what they're paying you and they're looking at like the company structure.

And a lot of the time it's like a newer company or they're trying something new. and you're like, with what they're pitching, this is going to realistically last three to four months. And then they're going to be like, we actually aren't going to do this. And I'm just going to put in as much good energy as I can for as long as it lasts. But like, it's not going to last as long as they think. And then it happens exactly that way.

Yeah. That's always trippy. Cass, have you ever had a weird side job? Yeah, I've had mostly retail. Any weird Best Buy stories? Well, the most memorable moments were when celebrities would come in. Yeah. One day, I spent like an hour with Hulk Hogan.

Oh, fuck, yeah. What was Hulk Hogan doing in Best Buy? What was he doing in Best Buy, brother? You got where else are you going to get your electronics back in the late 90s? Nowhere, brother. So, yeah, he came in and I ended up just being his guy to take him through the whole store because he was just really nice. but he also was giving me way too much information.

And I wasn't asking about it or anything. But at some point he was like, you know, Vince McMahon wanted me to buy the WW for $15 million or $5 million. And I was like, oh, that's great. That's awesome. I'm a guy at best buy. And it was like, it was so funny. Just me being like a 120 pound little skinny little twig kid being like, walked around by this giant man.

And for a moment, we were peers because I had the things he needed. That's awesome. And I remember one moment specifically stood out where I was ringing him up. And I was like trying to upsell him on something. And then his wife chimed in. She's like, don't buy that. And he was like, sit down and shut up to her. While I was sitting right there, I was like, oh, my God.

No. Crazy. Oh my God. One time, one time, Sid and I had a gig where we had to write a bunch of dialogue, and the main people in charge were this really, really, really, like, scary guy who had a lot of money and his wife.

And the whole time, anytime she would pitch anything, he would, like, yell at her over the Zoom. And it was really upsetting. It's fun to see that stuff in the wild. Yeah. you're like, oh, this, nobody really does that. Yeah, it's crazy when couples fight in front of you.

I mean, obviously, this is an extreme version. It's not fighting. This is like yelling at your part. But it is insane when you see like a couple being weird in front of you and you're like, if you're doing this in front of me, what the fuck are you doing at home? There's no bigger nightmare. There's no bigger nightmare to me than ever like being like in a mood at all in public. like in a confrontation with someone or in a bad mood or having a bad vibe that's like palpable in public.

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but he's also a husband. And then he was like, wow, really introduced like someone who does not know me. Oh my God. Why did we say that? Because we were being stupid. I mean, I do always back being stupid, I guess.

Like, imagine if somebody did that to a woman. No, that you can't. Not only is she a mother. She's also a wife. You literally can't do that. That's so bad. You can't do that. Oh, my God, that's so bad.

You could maybe, maybe get away with it in like an all-queer community. Yeah, maybe. But not really. Not really. Should we look up Craigslist gigs and see which ones we should get? Yeah. Can you go to Craigs? Craigslist? We've been talking about like side jobs and things this episode. So we're going to search for some new side hustles.

On Craigslist. Play the music. Cut the music. Okay, let's see. What do we got here? Okay. What could we apply for? Because when you apply on LinkedIn, even, you know, even if you apply to like 100 jobs a day on LinkedIn, it's truly just like you never hear back. There's hundreds of people applying for every job. It's so true. Okay. Wait, was there something that says USC studies seeking frequent drinkers? Oh my God, wait. Wait. USC's study seeking frequent drinkers.

No way. Also, that's hard to say. Frequent drinkers. Frequent drinkers. Participate in study with the same-sex platonic friend. Oh, no. If you were both between 21 and 29 and frequent drinkers. What is this?

Wait, can we call them and ask if they can make one exception? Yeah, what's the exception, our age? Yeah. Okay, what's the number? Guys. We are sorry. There is no one available. Should we leave a message?

Please record your message after the tone. Press star to discard the recording or press any digit to end the recording. Hi. Hello. We saw your ad for frequent drinkers on Craigslist. My friend and I are frequent drinkers. And we're same-sex platonic friends. And we'd love to earn up to $700.

Our only issue is we are not within the 21 to 29 age demographic that you're looking for. A year. So we wanted to know if that counts because, of course, we'd like to take part in the study because we will be drinking anyway. And... We also have a friend who's 42 who doesn't drink and he'd like to join as well if that's okay. I'm totally down to get blood tests. I just am only, I'm a little bit 30. And also both of us faint during blood tests.

Thank you. I hope you're okay. Okay. So they'll call back. For my old ass. I love that idea. Okay, what else do we have? Hmm.

Oh, a colorist, a styling assistant? That'd be kind of fun. She would do that. Evening bartenders needed in Calabasas. I've been an evening bartender. I haven't been like, were you an evening bartender? I've been a wine and beer bartender at events. I used to do that in, yeah, like early 20s.

Right. Because I was a bartender at a place that didn't have a liquor license. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I would go to events. And I don't know. Some of these events you're like, dude, there are people who are not 21 here. Right.

And people who are 21, like, parents are like taking wine from my hand. And giving it to kids. Yeah. Like giving it to like high schoolers. and I'm watching it going like, I'm making $16 an hour. I call the, I mean, that's like that. Then you get, I don't know. Telemarketers, you used to do that.

Yeah, I used to be a telemarketer. It was like super high every shift. Yeah, and a woman called you a prostitute. A woman called me a prostitute. Which is everything. Because as a telemarketer, your job is to call and ask for money. And I was 20. And this woman went, and I was a telemarketer for UCLA, where this woman's child

went to school. Yeah, and it's like irritating to get those calls, but you don't need to lose your shit. You can just go like, oh, sorry, and hang up. And I called this woman and I was like, hi, I'm like calling from UCLA about blah, blah, blah, blah. And we would like to know if you'd like to send a donation to bleem blah, blah, blah, ble. And she was like, you are a prostitute. And I said, no, I'm not. I'm a telemarketer. I'm a girly. No, I'm a girly queen. What are you talking about? Speaking of which. Oh my gosh, only fans, female models in chat. Chatsworth. Chatsworth is an awesome place to be an only fan's female model. Wait, this is so weird because bring resume not required.

Can't you just do this on your own? Why do you need these people? This actually is one of those things that is like supposed to be easier than like breaking into the porn industry because you're... Well, it's more self. Yeah, it's like you're getting paid directly. It's like you're in control. You're in control of it. You don't have to...

Yeah. And I mean like... So this is like... And it takes that part out of it. Somebody... This is a media... Oh, 200 to 50... $250 per hour?

$200 or if you really aren't turning me on... To $50. $250. $250 is crazy. I love the concept of a salary range that has the smaller number at the end, like it goes down. Yeah. You could make $100,000.

to $50,000 to this job, just depending how bad you are. Age 18 to 30. So I don't, I can't do it. Should we call? No, I would be the most, I would be the worst. What is happening there? What is that? Oh my gosh.

Okay, wait, sorry, everyone. So one of the photos, if you're just listening, one of the photos of these lovely people in their gorgeous little outfit. Okay, first off, I love her outfit. I want, I feel like, it's a Victoria's Secret Teddy because she looks amazing. There's a black version that she's sitting next to a what is this? This looks like some sort of blood pressure machine.

Yeah, it's a large medical device that looks like I think a blood pressure machine. It looks like that's the little screen. This only fans, the people looking for only fans models in Chatsworth so that they can essentially trick them, right? Because they could be doing this on their own. do something. They're doing something not okay. Something uncouth.

Uncuth. Is uncouth the right word for that? They're doing something. Do we want to use uncouth for that? Hey, Siri. Do we want to use uncouth for that? Uncuth means of a person or their appearance or behavior lacking good manners, refinement, or grace.

Yeah, okay. It's uncouth. We could also say dastardly. Hey, Siri. What does dastardly mean? Dastardly is a human. humorous and dated term. It means wicked. It's a dated

term. Yeah, it's humorous and dated just legs me. Dated. Okay, so this dastardly an uncouth campaign is trying to get women in lingerie to squat next to medical equipment. Yeah, and she's wearing sunglasses too. And she's wearing sunglasses.

Wait, is there another picture? Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. This one's just a woman who's like feeling it. Being very sexy with little hearts. over her yonkers, one of the hearts has a face. And then like some fucking weird guy is in the background. I'm sorry, is she ripping off a morph suit?

Yes. She is, she's ripping off a silver morph suit. Chatsworth has no idea what's going on on OnlyFans. I want to judge this guy for being such a purve in the background. But also, if someone ran into my mechanic shop, it looks like, wearing a silver morph suit and then ripped it off, I would be looking. I'd be like, what? Especially if she had two nipples that looked like emojis and one of them had a heart face. If she had two animated nipples, I would 100%.

I'd be looking. One nipple has a face. I'd be looking. Yeah, I assume speaks in a cartoon voice. I mean, she looks amazing. Yeah, she's gorge. Okay, great. Love her.

I won't be calling them. Address provided with appointment only. Oh, we could. Oh, address. Well, at least they spelled that like that. Yeah. Address. Oh, a dress provided with appointment.

Point only. So come naked. You might get a dress. All right. What else is there? Barista. Have you ever? You've done that, right? Yeah, I've been a barista for sure. Special event. Fabric. That's a thing I would love to do more of. Like, I would love to do like special events or event planning. And being a fabric or linen supplier? Yeah, that's my biggest dream. So what we need, they need experience with customer service. Got it. E-commerce experience. Okay. Maybe. Someone who can multitask in a fast-paced environment. Totally organized and dependable, 100%. Able able to handle a busy workload without getting overwhelmed. Positive and upbeat personality. That's me. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Whether or not I want to.

25 per hour. Let's go back. 25 per hour. No, that's not it. We're not doing that. I mean, like, I wish I could do that. No, 25 for hours. You can't survive in Los Angeles with $25 an hour, unfortunately.

Doggy daycare attendant? Wait. Does that mean I get to attend? doggy daycare and be one of the dogs. Echo Park. Whoa! I'm in? Kay should we actually start working there together?

Is a full service doggy daycare facility. We are current looking for a kennel attendant. And you get a 401K! No DUIs, which neither of us have. Not yet. And Sid, Sid. What? Bring your dog to work every day.

What? Okay, but the only problem with that is that my dog would fully bully up. all the other dogs. The other problem is that it's $18 an hour. $18 and $42 an hour. I would kind of do it for free. Yeah, I would do it for free, so I would definitely do it for $18. Because if the idea is I get to hang out with a bunch of dogs, then I'm getting benefits that another job just doesn't really have. I agree 100%. Okay, well, that's huge news. Would you ever be a chauffeur? I would not. I mean, I would if I needed to, but I would not like to. Yeah, I would be kind of scared to be locked in a car with somebody if I'm being totally honest. Packer, assembler.

I feel like I wouldn't hate being like a packer or an assembler. Yeah. Or doing that as a gig because I love nothing more than like a structured physical task that I can space out during. Oh, yeah. Wait, they're looking for a lot of armed security officers. Wait, we should get armed because your whole thing usually is never have a gun. Yeah. I'm unarmed usually.

but if they're providing arms, that's cool. Vice president, all client operations. We can use a new vice president. Yeah, maybe they're looking for that on Craigslist. They could. Oh, cleaning team needed at gym. Now that. You knew someone who did that.

We could be a cleaning team needed at a gym. I knew someone who did that and they were allowed to go in whatever hours they want. Oh, yeah. at high and go in the middle of the night and like put on fun music and clean. That's actually awesome. I was like, honestly, that's not the worst way to do it. Must possess a clear understanding of what constitutes as a clean sanitary environment. Must be able to kneel, bend, reach, and climb.

Must be able to lift, carry a minimum of 30 pounds. You can do that. Okay. We can do this. We can do this. We can totally do this. this. Should we be a cleaning team? I would be a cleaning team. Yeah. I think that's fun. I like doing like physical work that like I love building furniture. Dishwasher, I could, but I have a really

weird thing with like gross wet food or like food in a sink. It's not a weird thing. Gross wet food is gross. It's like I can force myself to do it. I'm gagging. So I feel like I would be a really bad dishwasher because I couldn't, I would still do it, but I couldn't hold that back. So I would be making awful noises. Well, maybe that would be a plus for them. Maybe they would love that. And I've never thought about that. Yeah. That's something. That's why I need you. That's something. Oh, waxing professional. Waxing professional. That would be something funny to lie on your resume about. Yeah. It would be so fun to wax for the first time ever on somebody. Yeah. Oh my God. Maybe you're just waxing poetic,

like, which means like just kind of speaking like with flowery language for no reason. That's kind of beautiful. And maybe you could just show up and do that and see if they'll still pay, pay you. Pay me. Time to pay. Oh, that was that segment. Music. Yeah, I think we'll get one of those jobs.

Yeah, we'll get one of those jobs. They'll call us back. We'll get one of those jobs. Absolutely. Oh. So I found this. If you're just listening, it is a news article that says great tits could be wiped out by climate change in near future. obviously they're referencing the bird but I thought this is a nice way to potentially spread this message and get right-leaning people to

care about climate change because as we've talked before you know right Republicans like boobs liberals like butts and libertarians like feet yeah I do think um if if you told the Republicans that like Sydney Sweeney's boobs could be wiped out by climate change. They might be like, now who is this climate change? And where is he hiding? Yes. Yeah, exactly. And so, yeah, this is actually a pretty good system.

I also love a bush tit is a really nice bird. And it's also just a fun name because bush is sexual. Tit is not sexual. Tits are not sexual. We make them sexual. That's true. Bushes aren't sexually either. We make them sexual. That's true.

I take it all back. I take it all back. I take it all back. Bushes aren't sexual. I take it all back. But a bush tit is an awesome bird. Yeah. Bushes are in again.

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yeah Calci a lot of Calci I as a person who like has always had an eye on whatever it's happening societally like in terms of like body image sure like just like I always see it the ads are so much more like blatant. Oh no.

The weight loss ads are crazy. Like I think a lot of ads are more AI now. But these ads, it'll be like an AI person with like a big exaggerated like AI kind of like saggy postpartum looking stomach. And then it'll say something like in like a broken sentence that's like, just heard most women don't believe the cream work on my belly. And then. What?

And then she'll like put like AI cream on herself and then like become like immediately like a totally different body type and like super toned. And then it says like 26 days later with with calisthenic army challenge and a special alter cream. Like it's like it's like dystopian. Oh, what it is. It's gotten more dystopian. The weight loss ads have gotten dystopian. I believe that. And I, and they've gotten so blatant of like, you don't want to be a fucking overweight.

And it's like, oh no, like we like what happened? Even when the messaging was was body positive era, the messaging still came through, but it was just in, they would never be that blatant about it. Yeah, it was different. It was coded. Yeah, it was coded as like. Like, totally, exactly. Well, it's being healthy. Being healthy.

Like, you know, making sure that I'm eating clean or like do it, you know, like crash diets. It's always rebranding because it's always there. But like, but it is crazy. I mean, especially with the Ozympic thing, but like just seeing how how mainstream it is again, how blatant it is again, but also how like dystopian and lazy it is with the AI. Yeah. So anyway, this was the end of an ad that was one of those workout ads. What game did it show up on? This game where I like press colors and this like pig eats up the colors.

And they were like, okay, for people who are playing the color pig game, they might want to know this. There's like an AI woman like walking around and being like, I got a bubble butt and I didn't even get a BBL. And then another woman's like, how did you get a bubble butt? It's all AI. And she's like by doing the military military challenge. What? And yeah. And they're like and then so and then they add this in.

What the fuck? is this. Okay, ladies over 40, keep it private until it's done. What? Does that mean? I don't know, but I screenshot it because I was like, I'm not screenshotting enough of this and I have to do more. But we're kicking off the 28-day printable military calisthenics challenge for beginners. Also, like, yeah, all these things are like ads for something that's essentially either like a really cheap printout or like, like they're all, they're not even real progress. It's like an app or it's like. I find it so strange that like, A, is being used to advertise a printout. It feels like we're going backwards. A hundred percent. A printout feels like something pre-app. Yeah.

Like what's happening? No gym, no equipment, no witnesses. What? 15 minutes a day, one printable plan, even if you haven't moved in years, that was another thing they said. This woman who was like in totally good shape, obviously she wasn't real. She was AI. Sure.

She like turns to the camera and she goes like, I hope this works for me. I haven't moved in years. You haven't moved. Well, you should see a doctor about that. It's like what? What the fuck are you talking about? I haven't moved in years. Yeah, you start Monday.

In one week, muscles wake up. In two weeks, clothes fit different. In three weeks, they'll stop you in the mirror. In three weeks, they'll stop you in the mirror. Fuck yeah. Who is they? The people in the mirror. Okay, so basically what it is, is that you get psychosis.

Yeah. In three weeks, you'll be full psychosis and they'll stop you in the mirror. And in classic AI psychosis fashion, they end it with, no one has to know, just start. And then they have this woman like, like this white woman with a tan and pink dreads squatting down and like, like, I think very purposefully looking naked. Yeah, she doesn't have straps on.

Covering her body with the printout. You can see her butt and her junk, but it's covered by like a weird pink baby. It is so dystopian. Yeah. And also all of the background is, Clip art of the beach. Clip art of the beach. It is. What is happening? Yeah. So I'm going to print it out. Yeah, I printed it out. I'm going to get bubble butt when, even though I haven't moved in the mirror. I'm going to see the people in the mirror. The people in the mirror tell me to stop. Yeah, they'll stop you in the mirror. That's insane. So, so I'm going to keep, I'm going to be a little bit more intentional about screen recording some of these ads. Because they have gotten crazy again. Yeah. It's not a. You know what? Might as well just laugh at it.

It's not okay. Yeah, what else did I? Oh, this is huge. What is this? It's just a headline. Palm Harbor woman arrested for threatening to kill man says, that's just what girls do. That's just what girls do. I mean, she didn't kill him.

Yeah, she was just threatening. That's just what girls do. I make sense to me. Yeah. So, I get it. Stay strong girl. Stay strong, girly. Yeah.

I get it. That's just what girls do. That's literally just what girls do. Girls just want to threaten to kill you. Girls just want to threaten to kill you. Yeah. That's a cute tongue. I just had to share that because I was like that too.

What's that? Oh yeah. Well, this is good. So in the building I live in, there's a laundry room that's a shared laundry room. And there's like really scary sounds that come from it. like that sounds like an animal that you've never heard before, like making a big scream or like a disembodied voice of like a child laughing. Like there's some weird things like that have haunted? Maybe. So what's on the wall here?

So I went into the room and I closed the door at a certain point because I was like, I don't know why I closed it. Maybe it was nighttime and I was sketched out and I was like, because it's right on the alleyway. Right. So I closed the door. And then when I saw, when I closed the door of this already very sketchy laundry room, I saw that someone had written on the inside of the door just submit. Right. And I'm, I guess my question is like, what is your take on that?

And what is like, what is genuinely your take? Because I actually like, think that's wild. My first, like, like, logistics take is like who in the building did this? and can we like narrow it down to who in the building did this? Slash, it's a door that's open to the public and we're in North Hollywood. Right. And it's not, I've seen, there have been some gentlemen in the alleyway here and there. So it might be someone in the building, but there's a world.

It's not. Right. It could be a visitor. It could be a visitor. My only, yeah, keep going. But I was going to say when I go to my like natural brain of like what, like when I'm not trying to talk myself, into the logic of something and I'm just going with my instinct. I am like, is this haunted? Do you have ghosts?

Right, right. Because the animal sounds mixed with the disembodied laughter, mixed with a message that says submit. Yeah. It reads ghosts to me. It reads evil ghosts. See, here's what I'll say. I like what your idea is. Thank you so much. Because my fear is, to me, way scarier, which in my, where my brain naturally goes, which is there's someone who's kidnapping people and using this.

laundry room for what they think is like satanic worship or something and it's like a person like who's locking people in here and making them submit or like locking them in here from the outside and they have to like can the door lock from the outside it might be able to lock for it there's a code so you can but you could unlock it from the inside but if there's a code that means it's somebody living in the building well i don't know There's the code's new. Interesting. The code's new.

It used to be no code. So it's either a pre-code submit. Pre-code support. Yeah, anyway, I just felt like that was something I should share. Also, like, if I ever go missing, so I could, you know, it's always- You're probably in the laundry room. My mom always says keep a paper trail. And she says that about, like, career stuff.

Sure. But I think it's also very important to do about going missing stuff. Right. Bada-boob, but a-bid-bing. Right. most important things to keep documents on. Do you think if you, if somebody were trying to kidnap you, what do you think their intention would be?

Oh my gosh. I hope it would be delusionally positive. Okay. I hope that someone would kidnap. Sorry. I hope I never get kidnapped. Oh, sure. No, of course that's like implied, right?

But like if you were to, what would your type be? The type I'd attract. Yeah. They would be kidnapping you for. blank. There's, I mean, everyone in the world is different. Everyone in the world has different feelings. And thank you for saying that. And different motivations and different likes and dislikes. Right. There is totally a world that someone could kidnap me because they hate me and they want to kill me. I don't think so. But I think more likely knowing my track record pattern recognition,

it would probably be someone who thinks that we're in love or someone who's like, yeah, yeah. I think it would be somebody who's, who's, who, who, who has been, who's like, well, I've always been here. Yeah. Yeah. I've been watching for years. I've been watching you for years through your windows. And so I know you. And I know you and I wrote submit in your laundry room. Yes, exactly. No, like, I definitely think, um, I know a lot of, I know a lot of people. I know a, I knew a couple people. There are people who, like, they get kidnapped or their stalker like genuinely thinks. like we've been in a relationship or you've talked to me about wanting to be in a relationship

or you've sent me signals that, you know, and I could see, I could see that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like as long as they don't want to hurt me. Through the radio. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't want someone to like hurt me. Right. Sad face. But you know what? You can't get everything you want. I think if someone was kidnapping me, it would be an accident and they would have thought it was somebody else from the back. they would have been like, I'm so sorry. From the back, you looked so much like this other person. That is so in line with your Ted Bundy dream.

I just don't think I have a kidnappable face. I think my face is a little bit more. What is a kidnappable face? You kind of have a kidnappable face. You know what? I will say I got apparently... It's that bad. When I got curtain bangs, I apparently got way more kidnappable.

Because cars kept trying to get me to go in them when I was walking. I walked from my, when I got curtain bangs in 2022, I walked back, I walked to a cafe afterwards. And a car pulled over on the street and was like, hey, where are you going? Let me take you. The car said it? A guy in the car said it. Okay. And I was like, oh, no, thanks.

And he was like, no, seriously, get in. And I was like, no, thank you. It was like a nice car. And he was like, come on, like, get in here. And I was like, it's okay. I actually took a picture in the bathroom because I was like, do I look mad? different. Is it because you looked younger? I think it's because I looked younger. Yeah. And then later on on that day, someone else did the exact same thing. Like that's crazy. That's insane to me. It was weird.

Yeah, that's like, when people roll down the window or when people look at you and go like, roll down the window or they roll down the window, it's because they're being like, you should get in my car. Yeah, I hate that. And for me, when people are like, roll down your window, I roll it down and they're like, somebody wrote I heart six, seven on the back of your car. And I'm like, I know, it's the kiddie nanny's friend. He wrote I Heart 6-7 on the back of my car. And then he said, do you love 6-7? And I said, I love it.

And he said, wait for real. And I said, it's my favorite. It's my favorite. It's my favorite is so good. Did we tell that story on the podcast about the 6-7 thing? I don't think so. I sent a picture right after. Oh, I mean, also the floral. You do look younger because of. I look.

I definitely, apparently, after that day, that was a picture he took because I was like. I mean, I like them. Like, is that a problem? Like I like, I think it looks good. They were kind of fun. No, I think it's cute. Yeah, I just, apparently my kidnapability shot way up. Sure.

Your stock went up in kidnap vibes. I will say, like, of course this is not like up to you to fix. This is like the natural kidnappers up to them to fix. I mean, yeah. Right, it's not your responsibility. It's not your responsibility to be unkidnappable. It's the predator's job to not be a predator, but it doesn't hurt the prey in real life. situations to also just like clock that but also I really like the curtain bangs I think they're

really cute and I also think I like the floral dress as well and I like the blonde I was wearing a lot yeah I was having some little so femme so that was like very femme yeah maybe yeah maybe it was like people are like you're so femme what if I kidnapped you which is actually an insane um reaction to that because usually if I see somebody who's just super fam I'm like you're so fam I love that for literally just like, oh my God. I'm not like, you're so of him. I should get to you. No, I'm usually just like, oh my God, like, where'd you get that?

Or like, well, your makeup looks perfect. I'm going to, like, stare at you for a little bit too long and then realize. But I'm not usually like, you have to get in my car. I won't take no for an answer. Yeah. And that's a bad reaction to have. It's not even the best reaction to have. Usually, like, even if even if people like, the difference between cat calling and just like hyping, it's real.

Oh, it's like very large difference. If a guy rolls down the window and goes like, you look great, queen, love it. Yeah. That's awesome. That's hyping. You kind of have to say the word sleigh. Yeah. Slay.

Yeah. Or like, yeah. You look great ladies. Even if it's like an older guy and he's saying like, you know, something, you can tell the intention is there. Yeah. That it's hype intention, not cat call intention. You can tell. I do think the word sleigh is like a good, a good, like, mandatory.

word to put up front to be like, I'm not a threat. Yeah, absolutely. Any type of like diva. Although, if you do slay someone, you could go to jail. That's true. If someone might hear it as a command, right? If you're driving by and you're trying to hype someone up and make sure they don't think you're cat calling them and you said, slay divas, they might think.

They might say, oh, I heard that I should slay. I heard it from the radio. I'm a crazy person. And then they think they have to slay divas, which is not. any of us should be. No, and hide Bet Midler. Absolutely. She is a divas. Divas should slay, but we shouldn't slay divas. That's awful. That's a perfect thing. So you don't want that to be like an accidental miscommunication there. Keep careful about that. There's a, I want to tell the six-seven story.

What six-seven story? Oh. So Sid, when she was nannying, one of the kids' friends were at Iheart 6-7 on the back of her. It's still there. I need to get rid of it. Still there? Yeah. Wow. How long has that been? Weeks.

Will you love it? It's your favorite. Well, I love it. It's my favorite. It's your favorite. Yeah. This kid wrote IHeart 6-7 so huge on the back of Sid's like large car. It's big.

And we've been working on a lot for the last like month-ish, month and a half. Like a studio lot. Like a studio lot. Yeah. Like a lot where you have to like go and like, you know, sign in. And so we have these badges and you just scan the badge. and it lets you in. But for some reason, because this is like a short-term thing right now, our badges keep

deactivating and expiring every two weeks. So every two weeks, there's a point where, like, we have to at the gate, like, hold up the line and be like, hey, I'm so sorry. Like, can you call this person or I'll circle back around? And it's like kind of like a little bit of a thing. And it just kind of happens every two weeks. So we were back on the lot for the first day in a second. we had taken like a week off. And I'm in this line of cars that's not moving. And I'm just like,

oh my gosh. It's crazy. And none of the cars are moving. None of the cars are moving. And then some of the cars start moving to the other lane. And I was like, oh, that's a good idea. And so it was like, I start moving to the other lane. And I'm like, who's holding everyone up? And I see this car. And I'm just like, who is this guy with the car that says, I heart six set? Oh, no. And then I saw that it was Sid. And I was like, that sucks so much. Like, holding up the line is like always an embarrassing normal human thing. Yeah. The idea of it being like everyone

behind you is like, who's this I-Heart 6-7 guy? Who's the person with I-heart 6-7 written in dirt on their car? Okay, well listen. You can nanny me anytime. Thank you. And... If you want

me to nanny you, in the comments, write why you would be a good person to nanny. Yeah, in the comments of the YouTube video. Yes. Write, write like an ad for yourself like you're a kid. Who needs to be nanny? Who needs to be nanny?

Yeah. Just be like, you know, like 28-year-old woman loves, like favorite foods, like needs to be in bed by. Like, do that. Yeah. Because then we can find her a new family. Yeah. And then I can nanny for one of you, darling, darling adults. Yeah, I love to nanny for a darling adult.

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