Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Syd & Olivia's (100% Accurate) TOP 100 MOVIES OF ALL TIME! 🎥 🎬

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

The long awaited and highly anticipated Top 100 Movies Of All Time List episode is finally here! It's 100% accurate so don't even think about telling us we were wrong about any of it! Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 0:27 | Intro 01:00 | NY Times Top 100 02:21 | Syd and Olivia’s Top 100 Movies 03:04 | Lindsay Lohan 03:53 | Shrek 04:22 | Folger’s Commercial 05:29 | Christian Mingle 06:15 | Grandmother’s Gold 06:31 | M. Knight Shyamalan’s Birth Video 06:51 | Pure Flix 07:23 | Switched 08:11 | Spy Movie 08:33 | Lindsay Lohan 11:00 | Home Alone 2 11:27 | Billy Mays Infomercial 12:17 | VelociPastor 12:30 | Corn 13:00 | Mystery Science Theater 3K - Werewolf 13:35 | Finding Nemo 14:00 | Love Island UK Season 4 14:27 | Nutter Butter TikTock Account 14:13 | Duolingo 16:54 | War of the Worlds 24:45 | Jojo Siwa Crying 26:11 | Love Island UK Season 3 26:40 | John Cena 28:04 | Opening Montage of Up 28:30 | NY Times List VS Syd & Olivia’s List 29:06 | Finding Frances 29:23 | Patti LuPone 30:24 | MILF Manor Season 2 32:00 | Materialists & Pedro Pascal 33:35 | Trolls 2 33:32 | Cats 35:23 | Countess Luann 36:98 | Kelly Bensimon Runnicita 37:10 | Bette Davis Eyes Lyric Video 37:19 | Touch In Public - Charles Mcmansion 39:08 | The 1993 SuperMario Movie 40:49 | Couple to Throuple 41:09 | Ring Camera footage 41:24 | Dogs Reaction to Soldiers Coming Home 41:42 | Nature Time Lapse in a Documentary 42:21 | Ear Cleaning Video 42:42 | Dj Khaled Lost 23:45 | Oscars Slap 44:02 | Awebo Bird 44:47 | Barbie Movie 45:00 | Every Video of Obama 45:24 | Top 50 This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have caught and compromised to a permanent end. Osama bin Laden. No, no, this is what other countries think of us, you guys. Because they're right. Wow. That is the most American thing I've ever seen, and I mean that in a derogatory way. Yeah, American parentheses derogatory. Not that there's a parentheses complimentary.

There really isn't these days. Big Bad Podcast for you. This is Sid and Olivia Talk. I'm the Sid one. I'm the Olivia one. Today we have no other ones. Whoa. Because who was here?

Who had to be taken out of the studio? Oh, it was. Mitch McCom. He started biting everyone. So we had to kick him out. Oh, dang it. I guess we'll just do a solo episode. Oh, my gosh.

So now we have an idea for what we want to do today. It's going to take up so much time. And it's going to be so stupid. We have to get into it right now. Yeah. Immediately. Yeah. Okay.

So recently the new. York Times put out a list of the 100 best movies of the 21st century. Yeah. And we feel like... They're probably wrong. They're probably wrong about all of them because... We kind of skimmed the list. Did we look at it that much? Absolutely not. No. But... And what counts as the 21st century? Oh, uh... Because a 20... Because a hundred... Century is 100 years, right? Right. And then so we're in our 21... Well, we're in 20... So we're in the 21st century because it's started in 2000 and then and then so it's the 21st century, right? Because once you start like how I'm I'm 29, but I'm in my 30th year of life. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Once we get to 2100, then we're out. Then we're in the 22nd. Second century. Got it. Okay, guys, I am stupid and we saw that in real time. Okay, it's good. So the actual list has like parasite, Mahal and Drive. There will be blood.

Great. all these great movies. So awesome. No, let's, okay, so let's start our own. Make our own. This is a segment called Sit and Olivia's top 100 movies or else. Music. Cut music. How dare you? Um, yeah. So Olivia, I think we should get into our cinnophile. Yeah, let's, I hate, I hate the suffix. Hate the word cinefile. Hate the word Cibliophile. Can't handle it. Doesn't make sense. Sounds like you want to fuck a book. Yeah. Yeah. You want to fuck a movie. Can't. Can't do it. So get into some quick rules. There's a hundred spots we're going to have to fill.

In order to do that in time, we're going to have to do no backtrack. No takes these backsies. No backsties. No backtracking. If you get something wrong, if you say a movie that's not in the 21st century or if you say something that's not a movie, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We have to keep going. So last night I watched Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen with Lindsay Lohan.

That obviously belongs in the top 20. Okay. Maybe let's put that at 13. Okay, great. So 13 is Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. At the end of the movie, she says, and the thing I learned is when you're happy, everywhere is New York. And I don't know what that. I mean, it's pretty fucking clear if you ask me.

Also, young Megan Fox, we've got some hotties in this movie. Alison Pill, love Allison Pill. Do you want to add any more Lilo movies? Do you want to add Freaky Friday while we're at? Oh, yeah. We want to add Parent Trap while we're at. You're right. Okay, let's put Parent Trap at 11.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Probably, right? Sure. And then maybe, I guess let's just put Freaky Friday at 12, right? Wow. Okay. So that we have a Lilo 3.

Yeah, that's the classic Lilo 3. So obviously in the top 100 movies of the 21st century, obviously 11, 12, 13 are all Lindsay Lohan movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's really good. Yeah, and then what else? What else is like a movie that you feel like really deserves? Shrek. Shrek, for sure. And what, that's not in the top 10 or it is?

No, it is probably, it's probably number three. Three. I think Shrek is three. Yeah, Shrek's number three. Shrek is three. And then Shrek 2 was also really good. Yeah, I think Shrek 2 could be like... Number two.

Really? Okay, sure, no backtracking. No, I think Shrek two was maybe better than Shrek. Okay, well, Well, that's the thing. You heard it here first. Number two movie of all the 21st century is Shrek 2. It's a sequel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's keep going. Okay, I really want to put the Folgers commercial where the brother and sister are fucking. Yeah, absolutely. I think that's an excellent film. Can we watch it really quickly? It's such a good movie that I think we should do a quick viewing.

Just a quick viewing party. A quick viewing of that excellent film. Yeah. I think they won an Academy Award for Most Tension in a, Yeah, that one. I must have the wrong house. Sister? Oh, I miss you so much.

They waited up all night for you, you know. Long way from West Africa. Oh, coffee. She's here. Brought you something from far away. Really? An engagement ring. Oh.

What are you doing? You're my present this year. Oh, fuck already! Okay, well, that's a great one. Where would you place that? Oh, gosh. Number nine, probably. Yeah, probably number nine.

Yeah. So we'll put the Folgers Incest Commercial at number nine. Number nine of best movies ever. I'm just going to take number one really quick. We all know the number one movie of all time is Christian Mingle. Yeah. It's a movie based on an ad for an app. Yes, exactly, for a dating website.

And that can kind of only be the number one movie of the 21st century. We watched Christian Mingle on our, movie night that we do on Patreon. If you guys want to come do another movie night with us on Patreon, we're going to try to do one every month. Yeah. Christian Mingle is an excellent film, and I believe the New York Times had Parasite as their number one. Yeah. And Christian Mingle and Parasite are very similar. They're very similar. They're about, they're both about how class. How class can affect your relationship with God. Neither of them are about that. Right. Okay. Okay. Great. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go with

Grandmother's Gold. Oh, that is a great movie. Let's put that at number four. Grandmother's Gold by Brian Jordan Alvarez. Yeah. It's only available on YouTube. It is a great movie. There's a character that's entirely in black and white. I feel like M. Knight Shyamalan's birth video is probably really good.

Like, of him getting born. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Let's put that up. Like that must have twists and turns, right? Yeah, let's put that at number 23. I think 23 M. Night Shyamalan's birth video. On getting born. M. Night Shyamalan's birth video. Yeah, that's probably really good. I have another one in my brain from PureFix. Tell me. Once upon a time, we signed Sit up for this thing called PureFix, which was like Christian movies because we thought it was funny. And then turns out you cannot unsubscribe from... You cannot unsubscribe. And they will follow you until you die. And my username was Pure Pure Sid. And every month I'd get emails being like, peer, pure Sid. We love how pure you are. Do you want to watch... Please come back and watch Julia and Julia. Yeah, watch Julie and Julia or watch, you know, the soldiers. return to Christ or like something like that. So I, um, we were watching a bunch of random Christian

movies and we came across this one that our friend was in and we didn't realize that and it was just a joy to watch and it is called switched 2020. And it's, it's that they switch bodies, right? It's like a freaky Friday with a popular girl and a nerdy girl who loves Christ, I think. And then the popular girl learns that it's actually not nerdy to love Christ? It's actually good to love Christ or something like that. The good news is the character's name is Katie Sharp, and she says her own name and everyone says her name over and over and over and over again, so much so that it is like, I was like, I had to look up Katie Sharp movie. Yeah. Let's put that at 30. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good one. Switched. Our friend did a great job. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Amazing. But we just did not expect it.

Yeah, yeah. No. Like Katie Sharp switched. The Katie Sharp story. The Katie Sharp story. Yeah, no, that's really good. Also going off of the Brian Jordan novel. thing. Let's just put spy movie up there because I think that would be rude to not put spy movie. Spy movie. I don't know where spy movie goes. Yeah, get that at 10. There's a little spot there. Yeah. Get that at 10, spy movie. Also, just a YouTube movie. These are the best movies of the 21st century. I'm going to go, I'm going to go back to Lindsay Lowhan movies. Yeah, go for it. I am going to pitch the movie where Lindsay Lohan tries to kidnap the child. Yeah. So the video is an Instagram.

live video of... And an Instagram live is truly a movie. Yeah. This is the 21st century. What are you talking about? Yes. An Instagram Live is a movie. Yeah. When Lindsay Loehan puts on the fake Middle Eastern accent and tries to take the child, and the mother hits her. It is, I will say, an extremely disturbing movie. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I'm not saying it's a feel good movie. No, it's not a feel good. But not every movie has to be.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Hey, everyone, I want to show you a family. Hey, everyone. I just want to show you a family that I met. that's a Syrian refugee family. I'm really good at a big of nights. I'm going to answer you this for them. Masha? Tell me your story so I can help you.

What do you need? What do you need? Do you want to stay in a hotel tonight? Do you want to watch movies? You can't ask a kid if they want to stay in your hotel. You're so cool, right? Do you watch a movie on TV or a computer? Also, don't give them the option of a computer.

Watching a movie on a computer is like... Why would you watch it on a computer when you've already given... Let me take them, let them sleep. Come with me. You and me come. Just come. Just come with me. Not your husband. Not your husband.

You shouldn't be sleeping on the floor. but you're a good little boy and this is not a... Okay, so an amazing movie. She does like a really weird, offensive accent and then she does kind of offensive... She's trying to split up a family. She's trying to split up a family,

and then she does kind of weird offensive gibberish that is like mimicking maybe a language. If she were to say, you can all come sleep in my hotel room, I'll get another one. Yeah. That would be nice. Yeah. Yeah.

So what do we call that Lindsay Lohan trying to kidnap? Yeah, Lindsay Lohan put that at 14, right? because we just should put it in the Lindsay Lowe hand. So Parent Trap, Freaky Friday Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and then we'll go to Lilo Human Trafficking. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's number 14, sad face.

Yeah, no, that's... Speaking of human traffickers. Right. Home Alone 2 is great. Great movie. And there's a very famous human trafficker in that movie. Yeah, and I believe he's president now. Yeah, he's got a crazy resume.

president trafficking. So I guess Home Alone 2 featuring the human trafficker can be number 15, right? That's awesome. Yeah, I think that's probably makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's keep going. Okay, I think maybe every Billy Mays infomercial. Yeah, every Billy Mays infomercial stitched together.

Do you guys know Billy Mays? Are we two, or is that an old reference? No. Everybody knows Billy Mays, right? Yeah, of course. Billy Mays was the loudest man on earth. Now you can get the power of oxyclose. in a convenient liquid.

He sold the oxy cotton. Oxyclean. Oxyclean. He sold oxyclean. Yeah, this guy. Oh, we love Billy Mays. Oh, R-I-P. He screams at you.

He screams. So Billy May's screaming about whatever can be on there. Yeah, I guess Billy May's screaming. Yeah, I kind of am like... That's a beautiful movie. Yeah, that's like kind of probably the most beautiful movie. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, so let's definitely put that on the list.

Should that be in the top 30? Yeah, let's put it at 22. Yeah. Billy May's yelling. Wow, right above M. Night Shyamalan's birth video. Yeah. I would also say just some really good ones to pop in there. Let's get Velocaster in there. Maybe at 28. Yeah, 28 sounds right. Velocaster and you want to explain the... Yeah, it's about a pastor who turns into a velociraptor and fucks everyone up. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, that's definitely a good one. Maybe let's put just general porn as one, right? Oh, porn. What would the 19? Porn is an excellent movie when you think about it. Yeah, 19. Let's just put porn. Yeah, porn. Any type you want pornography. Yeah, that's awesome. Because really what it is is a film.

Yeah, of course. And it's the 21st century. It's the 21st century. It's the 21st century. Porn is a film. Yeah. Okay, I'm just going to start saying some movies that I just love personally. Of course. I don't know what century they're from because it's the mystery science theater version of them.

I'm going to say the mystery science theater version of the movie Werewolf. Let's put that at 40. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And what is the log line of werewolf? It's the most confusing movie you will ever see about a werewolf.

It is so poorly done. And it was one of my like childhood hardcore watches when I was growing up. We would just watch the mystery science theater. People heckle it. I love that. It's like me and my family have so many inside jokes from that movie. I love that. Put that on there.

Yeah, definitely get that on there. Just like some childhood favorites. Yeah. You want to get Finding Nemo on there? Sure. Let's put Finding Nemo on there. Maybe let's get it up, up, note. Cass, why would you scroll down is my question?

Put it at eight. Put Finding Nemo at eight. Okay, that's beautiful. Above the Folgers Incest commercial. Just right above. Just right above that commercial. Yeah, it's Finding Nemo is an excellent film. Maybe like Love Island, UK, season four is an excellent movie.

Let's put that at 18, right about pornography. 18. Yeah, and it's basically pornography, so that works. Love Island, UK. UK, season four. That's the season of Jack and Danny. Yeah, Jack and Danny. That was a good season. A really good season.

Yeah. Jack and Danny and I, actually, Danny D.A.N.I. Actually, Danny Dyer. Classic Danny Dyer. And Georgeon, she's real vibes. Oh, she's real vibes. Okay, I'm going to put the entirety of the Nutter Butter TikTok account. What is up with the Nutter Butter TikTok account? What is fucking crazy?

Can we pull that up? Yeah, the Nutter Butter. What's going on over there? Couldn't tell you, but it is a really good experimental movie. Open up now They're all They're all just like See why can't any of us

Like a company like this? Like what? Like Nutter Butter, can you please hire us to do this? They don't need to. I would love to do this. They've got someone who does this. This is so good. Yeah.

Yeah, this means truly nothing. Like, how do you even give notes on this? You can't. And Cinnamon Toast Grunge commented so real. Yeah. It's so good. Can we watch one more video from them? They're a beautiful, beautiful movie.

Oh, yeah. Here we go. That's good. Yeah. I'm home, and then it's a bunch of haunted photos of Nutterbutters in, like, a haunted house. What the absolute fuck is this? Yeah. Isn't it good?

This is advertising. This is advertising a cracker? Yeah, to me, really well. Sour Patch Kids just wrote, oh. Okay, great. There are two nutter butter side by side in a marital bed, and it looks like they've been murdered. Yeah, 100%.

And the caption on this is, come on in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so the official nutter butter count is definitely a movie. Yeah, 100%. Okay, let's give them number five. Yeah, let's put that at five. I think the nutter butter, um, TikTok, account or Instagram account is definitely up there. And then we might as well put the Duolingo account

up here. Well, we have to put the Duolingo account a little bit lower, though, because there's a duolingo backlash. What happened? Well, they're using so much AI. Duolingo did not make it to the list. Duolingo, duoingo's advertisements are not making it to the 21st century. Also, I'm going to be personally just going to shout out the fact that like Duolingo is doing a whole Love Island bit after we started that. And I don't think they found it from us. But I do feel. like I feel a little yeah like peeved yeah I feel some I feel peeved for sure I feel peeved yeah I'm like I'm like we literally came up with that first not that like they stole it but like we came up with that so what's happening yeah um you you obviously know I know I know um there's a new war of the world's movie oh no no oh no I mean only takes place on Zoom and I'm just going to give you a little bit of insight let's let's actually look at just like a trailer of that so we can understand what we're dealing with you. with before I tell you what I'm going to tell you. Oh, no.

Because I have something very important to tell you. Oh, no. Very important. Oh, no. Recently came out all on computer screens. Jesus Christ, here we go. I haven't seen this. I haven't seen the trailer.

Hey, you are your data. I always say that. See, you took the Sunday graveyard shift again. Dad, when's the last time you left the office? That's classified. Oh, classic Goliath. And then there's Goliath, the DHS program. Right, that's the truth.

They lie. They lie. The surveillance industrial complex is collecting massive amounts of data with the Goliath program. Right. I've always said that, actually. Our most precious resource on Earth is data. Right. And then they say, no, no, wait, where is it?

And data is food for the superior intelligence. What? Data is food for the superior intelligence. Oh. And then there is a title on screen that goes, data is there food. Okay. So essentially, that's the vibe. Data is their food. Data is their food. And that's what I always say. Now, Olivia and I were in this movie. Yeah. So I don't, we are in this. We were, I don't know if we got cut. Did we get cut? I, even more offensive. Oh, no.

So I was like, I saw that it came out. Olivia and I were in this movie. We filmed it in 2020. We were told, we were brought in last minute to. Last minute. To replace one woman. They fired someone. They fired one woman and it tired us. And they replaced her with us two girls.

And they didn't give our characters names. Until day of, they were like, you're Levern and Shirley. Yeah. And we were like. One of the two. One of the two. One of the, and we're like, no, we're not. No, we're not.

What are you talking about? That's nothing. That's like not who. We played hackers. We filmed it in Olivia's apartment at the time. Yeah. They gave us a laptop with a GoPro on it to film it on ourselves. This is a universal movie. This is a big movie.

And we filmed it at home by ourselves. And we wore our own clothes. Yeah. And then at some point they go, do you guys have a leaf blower? Do you guys have a leaf blower we could use? I was like, a leaf blower, you could, you're universal. So we're two girls. So we are characters in the script.

I have no idea if we got what happened. Oh, I'll tell you. Oh, I'm so upset. I've no idea what happened, but in the script, our characters explode. They said, can you take iPhone photos of your whole face? Of every angle so that we can see GI your face and explode your head. And then they said, when you explode, react like you're exploding and have someone unpaid off screen holding a leaf blower and blow you around. And so my ex had to stand off screen with a leaf blower.

Yes. And we had to quite literally go like this. Yeah. And like, we had to be like, please don't be on your phone when it's time to blow us with the leaf blower. And it was insane. And then the whole time we're on Zoom with Ice Cube. Yeah. And he's just like, you know, just doing this as a paycheck. He's just like there.

And we were like, this is the weirdest experience and no one will believe it. We were so. And then for years we were like, well, it's never coming out because of course it's coming out. Was he actually on the Zoom with you? Yeah, yeah. I would have just thought he would have filmed his like 10 hours. He was on the Zoom. I'm on Zoom.

And there were other people who were like TikTokers who were on it. And we were all supposed to be disruptors. So we're all supposed to be like the people who are hacking in. And like I think our characters, they were like, oh, LaVern and Shirley or like Thelman Louise or whatever, you're hacking in. And then they made some joke about how we were strippers. I don't know. Yeah. It was really weird.

Yeah. So then. So it just comes out. We were shocked. It came out. I saw it. I was like, let me. You saw it?

No, no. I didn't watch it. But I was like, let me look through. and just see if we were cut. Let me just take a look see. So I'm going through like the timeline. And then I see there is a screen on like the Zoom screen that says like Thelma and Louise or Laverna and Shirley or whatever they ended up naming us. And that's, and then that icon.

So you only hear voices and you see that icon like our like our faces are being hidden because we're hackers. it's one icon you hear a voice but it's changed it's changed to be like down here like it's a so it's like you had no idea who it is it could be us it could not be and then there's a part where

they explode and their computer screen like their camera turns on so you see them for a brief minute and it's just some guy it's like some guy who's probably a PA like running around and you see

him with the thing saying like Thelma and Louise or Laverne and Shirley or whatever. Is it two voices? I don't know. Wow. But it was supposed to be us and it's one guy. So they replaced one girl with two girls and then they replaced two girls with one guy. Here's what I'll say. I am very glad that we're not like actively in it. I was just like I was like this is so crazy. Wow. And all of the people that were on that screen that day that we were doing. Are they on screen? None of them. They replaced all of them with, like, icons. Wow. They could have just made it a voiceover job. I know. They didn't have to have the leaf blower. They literally spent more money than they needed to. Okay. Well, I'm glad I got paid. Same. Okay. Well, um...

So I guess this goes in the top 100, right? Yeah. A hundred million percent. Where should we put that? Oh, God. I guess 25. Yeah. Absolutely. Let's put the new War of the Worlds at 25. Yeah. Absolutely at 25. And then might as well put Old War of the Worlds at 24 because that's a good movie. And Dakota Fanning should have won a child Oscar. They need to do Oscars Jr. Yeah. They need to do Oscars Jr. Yeah.

Because that's some of the best child acting I've ever seen in my whole young life. Okay, beautiful. All right. Let's keep going. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Oh, she wants you to switch it. War of the Worlds is 24 for sure. Definitely put old War of the Worlds before New War of the Worlds, right?

Yeah. Right, Cass? Right, Cass. Yes, the Tom Cruise one is really the Dakota Fanning one, right? Yeah. Because the Dakota Fanning stole that. She ate that. She ate the movie.

She ate. Literally, I think I've never seen a better performance in anything. That's amazing. Maybe I've never seen a better acting performance. I want to go on record. I have never seen a better acting performance than young Dakota fanning in War of the Worlds. Wow. Wow.

I have never seen from either old or young. I have never seen a better acting performance from anyone. From either old or young. Today I'm speaking in riddles because I have crazy diarrhea. Okay. I'm going to add, I'm going to add a movie. It is going to be Jojo Siwa crying because Chris Hughes told her she has a good hairline unprompted. When was that?

That was recent. If you go to Jojo Siwa's Instagram. When was that? Wait, crying? Yeah, because you know how she got bullied for her hairline all growing? Like you remember JoJo Coo's hairline? But that was self-harm. Well, she was a child.

Because they were pulling her hair back her. That's so hard. It's not self-harm. You're right. Actually, I need to check myself. That was child abuse. I'm driving my hair right now. And he goes,

I have a really good hair. You don't have a good hairline. It's really not. I don't get what's being laugh. No, it's making me cry. I love you. That's like the number one thing I was bullied for as a kid. Like, Joe doesn't see what's hairline.

Like, number one thing. I'm crying. Because that's made me, like, destroy myself over the years, and you just said it out of literal nowhere. Why is he holding her neck? I don't want your dirty face on. It's not a dirty face face. No, I'm okay. It was just really nice.

You've got a really good head. You got a... I looked at it in the other week. I was like... You got really good hair. It seems like it's got so much hair here. Like, you're so much hair. Okay.

Here's what I'm going to say. I hate to say. say it. I think that's actually really sweet. Yeah, that's why I love this movie. I love this movie. This movie is actually really heartfelt and I don't even ironically love this movie. I genuinely love that seems really good. I'm okay. I'm glad. I guess I'm happy for them. Yeah, let's put it at 16 after Home 1 2 featuring the human trafficker. Yeah, I guess Chris Hughes, uh, uh, complimenting Jojo C-Wass hairline is a really good rom-com. It is, it's, you know, we always loved Chris Hughes. Yeah. I love Chris Hughes on Love Island. He's such a sweetie pie. Yeah, he's such a sweetie pie. Season three,

season three, I think. That was back when they were still smoking cigarettes. Let's put UK season three up there too. Let's put it above or below of season four, Sid. Maybe right above, actually, now that I think about it. Because it's got Chris and Kem in their ass. Chris and Kim are so good. So, yeah, let's put it. Love Island, UK season three. We'll put that at 17 and keep love. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it goes Love Island season three, season four, and then porn. Yeah. Can I suggest one? Yeah. Can I suggest John Sina announcing Osama bin Laden has died and been killed? Can we watch that really quickly? He announced that? He announced that? To whom? To me. To Cassam. Oh my God, no. No fucking white.

With his shirt off? Walk out here every night with hustle, loyalty, respect on my sleeve. Oh, my God. That is a credo I have adopted for the men and women who defend the freedom of this country. This is footage of January 6th. We have caught and compromised to a permanent end. Osama bin Laden. No, no, this is what other countries think of us, you guys.

Because they're right. Wow. That is the most American thing I've ever seen, and I mean that in a derogatory way. American parentheses derogatory. Not that there's a parentheses complimentary. There really isn't these days. Yeah, let's put that at 20 for sure. John Cena announcing that Osama bin Laden has been caught in compromise. Any other movies you have to always feel yeah. If anyone else has any movies that they're like that needs to go up there. Absolutely. Okay. What's another good movie? I love Up. Let's put Up in there. Oh, my God. Up is so good. Actually,

can we specify? Let's do the opening montage in Up. Okay. The first 10 minutes in Up, I think, goes at number six. Yeah. Yeah. First 10 minutes of up is one of the best films of all time. Yeah. And the rest of it is good. Yeah.

But the first 10 minutes is like that's... Oh, it could exist alone. It could exist alone. Number six on a list. And just to check in with the real list from the New York Times. Yeah. Number one for them, this is their list. Yeah. Parasite, Mulholland Drive, there will be blood in the mood for love, moonlight,

no country for old men, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, get out spirited way. and the social network. Our top 10 are Christian Mingle, Shrek 2, Shrek, grandmother's gold, official nutter butter

TikTok account. First 10 minutes of up to be decided. Finding Nemo, Folgers, incest, commercial, and spy movie. Yeah.

Oh, I have a movie that I want to put up. So it's kind of good. Number seven, can we do Finding Francis, the Nathan for you movie?

Yes. Might actually be my favorite movie ever. That is an excellent movie. Finding Francis by Nathan Fielder, I think, it definitely belongs in that seven spot.

That makes total sense to me. It's such a good movie. Number 27, can we put Patty Lopone yelling at somebody for having their cell phone at a Broadway performance? Patty L-L-L-U-P-O-N-E, I think? Yeah, can we look at that up really quickly because that is an excellent film?

Just her stopping a show to yell at someone. And I understand the feeling, but crazy to stop the show. show. Oh my gosh. Okay. So one of my favorite films is an audio recording of something that happened at a live performance. Yeah, that's a beautiful film. And it's Patty Lupone yelling at somebody taking a photo with their phone and stopping the musical to do it. I'm going to add the part of Milf Manor Season 2 where the milf yells, use those muscles in those mouth. Yes, that's an excellent part of Milf Manor. Yeah. Use those muscles in those mouth. And this is not a viral thing. This is

just a thing that you and I were like, what the fuck is happening? It's the watermelon challenge, right? Where they're eating the watermelon out of the people's legs? Yeah. I actually don't know if you're going to be able to find it. You're not going to be able to find it. There is a challenge in Milf Manor. Yeah. Of course, the show where all the Milfs date their own sons. Yeah. Obviously. Obviously. where they have to put a watermelon between their legs, a slice of watermelon, and the fathers and sons have to eat the watermelon. And it is just horrifying. It's the basement. It is the end of times. And one of the new milfs who's trying really hard to, like, get with all of the different fathers and sons and uncles and nephews, she says with her full chest at a certain point, oh, yeah, use those muscles in those mouth. and it doesn't really mean anything. No, it means, I mean, it's perfect.

It is perfect. And there's also a moment where one of the dads says to one of the sons, yeah, eat it just how I taught you. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, oh, it's the basement. It's not good. So we'll put Miltf Manor, yeah. Oh, yeah, use those muscles in those mouth.

That'll be 35. That probably makes sense. Yeah. And then I liked materialists. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, where do you want to put that? Maybe like 38. That high?

In the whole 21st century? I don't know. Might as well. Materialists was hard for me to emotionally connect to because I'm in love with Pedro Pascal. Right. And I was just like, what? Like, I get that you're in love with Chris Evans, but I'm not. It's a hard thing to buy into that you wouldn't just stick it out with.

Well, yeah. And it's like, it's like, I understand that her character is in love with the other character. And that being said, I am not, right? Right, right. Yeah, it is like, it's Pedro Pascal and he's rich and he's Pedro Pascal. So you should probably just go with him. Yeah, okay, so let's put it number 21, Pedro Pascal calling himself your slutty little daddy. Oh my God.

Can we watch that? Can we watch that and can everyone leave the room? Pedro Pascal, slutty daddy or what he says. Pedro Pascal is just a treasure. They're trying to cancel him and I'm like, call me. About what? About nothing. Shut the fuck.

You know you're the daddy of the internet. I call Pedro Pascal Adilf and think he's my cool slutty father. Yep. I am your cool slutty daddy. You know you're the daddy of the internet. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God.

That's such a good movie. Okay. I want to faint. Oh, my God. I want to faint right now. Okay. Oh, God. Okay.

Let's keep going. We're losing Steve. Okay. Come on. Come on. Um, um, um, um, uh, okay. Let's go with troll too. It's not in the 21 century, but let's put it in number.

number 31. Yeah, 31 can be troll two. That makes sense probably, right? Oh, cats. Cats, the movie. Oh! Cats the movie. Cats the movie. Cats the movie.

Cats the movie. The butthole cut. Yeah, the butthole cut. Let's put that at 26. For anyone who doesn't know, the movie cats, based on the musical cats, which is already a nightmare. Yeah. They did a full cut of it where the cats had buttholes.

And then someone was like, get rid of the buttholes. Yeah. Now, we don't know where the buttholes. cut is. Yeah. And can we put for number 29? But we will find the butthole cut. Yeah. And number 29 can we put cats before they CGIed out Jason Derulo's dick?

Yes. That's a different cut as well. Yes. Jason DeRullo, his dick had an imprint in his costume. And he publicly was like they CGIed out my dick. Yeah. And now and he was like, what is... He was like, I'm fuming, I'm so mad. My dick was so present

on screen and now it is not. I'm going to be honest. I'm trying to picture it. Like, it is a objectively weird that he's doing all those sexual movements and he has no dick but it also would be weird if he did right like there's no like he could have a bulge that didn't look like a dick and maybe that's the most correct yeah yeah just like a packagey bulge well that is what it was really is like a bulge right yeah i guess i guess i didn't see that edition okay and then i guess for 32 let's put the size of skimble shanks the railway cat because skimble shanks the railway cat he's just getting experimental here as a film size that's a film. Yeah. The size of Skimble Shanks, the Railway Cat, when he exits onto the railway, he's way too small. He is the size of a cockroach. It makes no sense at all. He's so small. It makes no fucking sense. He is too tiny. He is not a cat. Yeah. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I guess for 33, I guess we can put Dame Judy Dench in cats. Yeah. Um, uh, these are all movies. What's the song, what's the movie that goes, um,

gems, jets, silhouettes, champagne in the sky. Oh, Countess Luann. Countess Luann's movie. The Countess Luann... What is her movie called? Money Can't Buy You Class. Money can't buy you class.

That's number 34. No, it's Sheikseille V. Sheikseillevie. Okay, the Countess Luan's song, Sheikzee Levy and music video will do for number 34. Yeah, God, it's so good. Should we just watch a little bit?

Probably. At least the very beginning. You know music video is going to be good when they have like a title card. This is the count of speaking. Yeah. We have arrived. Celoads.

Shabbin in the sky. Jill's Aaron. Mirrors and fireworks. Every single night. Speaking of Housewives, this is Kelly from Real Housewives of New York. She recently posted this on Instagram. It means nothing.

It makes no sense. Let's watch it. I'm a runner. A run a seat there? I'm a runner. Yes. So that is definitely one of the top 100. And can you look at the comments because there's one that's really good.

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I love being silly. Wow. That's beautiful. Not sure what any of this is. Okay, Runa Cita. Let's put that at what. Kelly's Runacita video on 37. Yeah.

Because I don't... Just a little bit better than materialists. It's just a little bit better than materialists. So I have no idea what it is. ends in a montage of photos that are all just taking seconds apart. Really good. It's pretty fucking awesome. Oh, we should probably put Betty Davis eyes.

Yeah, just the lyric video. Yeah. The lyric video for Betty Davis eyes. Yeah, let's put that at, yeah, 36 seems fair. Yeah, that's fair. Oh, I know what it is. Touch in Public by Charles McMansion. Oh, my God.

Yeah, the music video. Yeah, explain. So if you guys don't know. Vanderpump Rules, or if you haven't heard the word Scandival, Tom Sandoval of the Vanderpump Rul's gang, the villain of the show. Yep. He does music stuff, and this was a, oh, this is a weird one, too, because this is a music video he made when he was in a band with his friend called Charles McMansion.

It's called Touch in Public. Arianna Maddox is incredible in it. She's really good. But the weirdest fun fact, I mean, it's not fun. It's actually a devastating fact, is that the guy he made this with. had something where he was like, he like had some, if you look up his death,

it is really suspicious. Like his death was like, he died and he said before he died, like, if I die, it's not suicide. I'm not suicidal. I swear,

I'm healthy. I'm happy. And then he quote unquote, like, jumped off a bridge. But he also was like, what happened? Well, he was,

okay, I think, based on my memory, I think he was like, he knew, he was talking about Kevin Spacey a lot. And then he was like, if I die, and I don't know if this is, he might have just been a guy who was totally crazy and was talking about Kevin Spacey said he wasn't going to kill himself and then killed himself. But he could be, I don't know what it is. But that is like the craziest, craziest fact about this music video. What?

Yeah. He might have been killed by Kevin Spacey, allegedly. I don't know, allegedly. Okay. Let's, I guess watch. Yeah, go to the Patreon if you want to see full clips of us playing stuff. Okay, let's put that at, in public. Let's put it further down, I think. can probably be maybe 609. Let's put it at 69.

That feels fair, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think that feels fair. Yeah. Okay, let's see. This is... 1999 Super Mario movie? Is it animated or is it live action?

Oh, is that the one where they're like super... It's like super freaky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what? It's like really freaky. I didn't even know this existed. Yeah, they're like... No way.

Yeah. Well, this is good because it's not in the 21st century and we haven't seen it. So let's put it on the list right now. Super Mario Brothers, 1993, really fucking stylized. What? This is not even reminiscent of Mario. I got a feeling without in Brooklyn, no one. Their brothers, they're plumbers.

Oh, no. They're on the trail of a kidnapped princess. And a mystical meteorite. Is that Merrill? Oh my God. I was so afraid it was. Yeah, let's put that up there. Get me the rock.

Okay, cool. So not only is this a movie we've never seen. Yeah. But it's also a movie we probably never will, and it's not from the 21st century. Let's put it on the list. So the Mario, the Super Mario's live action 1993, let's put that at 50. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it deserves a 50.

That's great. Yeah, no, that makes total sense because it's so nothing and what is that? Yeah, no, that's amazing. I don't know what that is at all. I'm going to put the entire season of couple to thruple on 49. Oh, couple to thruple is a very horrifying movie. Excellent film. Yeah, it's triggering for me. Couples go to an island looking for their third. And none of them know what polyamory is except for one couple. It's awesome. Yeah. What else? I think maybe like, maybe like just funny ring camera footage videos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like,

A compilation of ring camera videos. Yeah, let's put that at 48. That's an excellent movie. Oh, my God. Videos of dogs seeing soldiers come home. Oh, my God, yeah. That's definitely number 47. That's a great movie.

Videos of dogs, yeah, videos, plural. Plural, is one movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, wait. You know what's such a good movie? You know, when they're trying to. to show the passage of time in documentaries and you see the sky and plants going really quickly over and going.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's its own movie within a movie. Yes, a time lapse. A nature time lapse in a documentary is number 46. Yeah. Planet Earth. Yeah, they kill that. Planet Earth time lapse for nature is a great movie for 46.

I am Okay, what else? That's a great movie. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. Videos of people cleaning their ears out. Oh yeah, you love that movie.

That's a great movie. Yeah. Probably 39. Wow. Right under Materialists. 39. Materialists is in between Kelly Ben-Simon's Run Acita video and the videos of ear cleaning.

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that's really good. That makes total sense. Oh, wait. I do know what should be. on the movies though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. When DJ Khalid got lost on a wave runner. And did Snapchat stories. And did Snapchat stories being like, I'm lost on a jet ski. Yeah. That is such a good movie. Can we watch that? It is so good.

Yeah. And he... It's dark. In a minute, there ain't going to be no lights to navigate us to where we need to go. I'm going to check in with y'all. There's black out. Put the flash on the phone. You got no Jay Z.

Tell her to call me. The key is to make it. The key is to make it. So dark out here, we don't know where the hell we are, but the key is to make it. The key is never give up. It's not easy to win. It's so real out here right now. The only reason why you see anything is because I got the flash on.

It's stuck on a jet ski in Miami out at C. And he went to Snapchat. It's so good. Oh, can we put the Oscars Slap? That's a pretty good movie. that's a crazy movie. Yeah, let's put that at like, uh, 45 maybe. Yeah, Oscar slap. That was a crazy movie. Oh my God, yeah. Really like a career changing movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here's a question. Yeah. What about the bird that says awebo? What bird says a waybo? If you look up the bird that says

a wabo bird. This is the awaibo bird. That is actually the willow tarmigan, a bird of the Arctic and subarctic regions. Interesting fact about it is that it changed. It changes its feathers seasonally for camouflage, but it is interesting for one more reason. It says awobo constantly. It doesn't say awobo. It says awaybo. This is the awaibo. Yeah. He has red eyebrows.

Let's put the awaybo bird at 42. Yeah, the awaybo bird is really gorgeous. Yeah. One of the best, one of the sex symbols of our time, really. Absolutely, yeah. Really gorgeous, gorgeous bird. Yeah, sexy. Sexy. Put sexy in parentheses.

That makes sense. That's good. And then probably the Barbie movie. Oh yeah, Barbie movie was good. Put that at 43. Yeah. That was pretty good. Well, we've got one more before we have our top 50.

Okay. This is really important. Yeah. What is going to be number 44? 44. That is huge. That lucky number. What is going to be 44?

Oh, my gosh. I mean, Obama. Probably Obama. Yeah. Every video of Obama. Every video of Obama being hot. He's really hot. Every video of Obama being hot is one of the.

best movies of the 21st century. So guys, we've hit the top 50. Really, we're going to go through really fast and tell you. And if you want the second 50, it's going to be on our Patreon. Yeah. If you want the second half of the best movies of the 21st century, go to the Patreon. But until then, they are listed as. Number one, Christian Mingle.

Number two, Shrek 2. Number three, Shrek 2. Number four, grandmother's gold. Number five, the official nutter butter TikTok account. Number six, the first ten minutes of up. Number seven, Finding Francis by Nathan Fielder. Number eight, finding Nemo.

Findings. Number nine, the Folgers, incest commercial. Number ten, spy movie. Number 11, parent trap. Number 12, Freaky Friday. Number 13, Confessions of a teenage drama queen. Number 14, Lindsay Lowhan, human trafficking. Sad face. Number 15, Home Alone 2, featuring President Human Trafficker.

Number 16, JoJo Siwa's Instagram reel where Chris Hughes compliments her hairline. Number 17, Love Island UK, season three. Number 18, Love Island UK, season four with Jack and Danny. Number 19, pornography. Number 20, John Cena, saying that Osama bin Laden was caught and compromised. Number 21, Pedro Pascal, saying cool, slutty daddy. Number 22, Billy May's yelling. Number 23, M. Knight-Sharmelon's birth video.

I've never seen it. I haven't either, but I have. I assume it's really crazy. Number 24, War of the Worlds with young Dakota Fanning, who should have won an Oscar. Number 25, The New War of the Worlds with Ice Cube, but not us. Because we were cut. Number 26, Cats, the Butthole Cut. Number 27, Patty Lupone yells at an audience member for taking a picture.

Number 28, Velocepaster. Number 29, cats before they see Gied Jason Derrillo's penis out. Number 30, switch to the Katie Sharp story on PureFlex. Really good. Number 31, troll two. 32, the size of skimble shanks, the railway cat. Too small. 33, Dame Judy Dench in cats.

Number 34, Luand de la Cepsch, Célelevy. 35. Miltf Manor. Oh, yeah. Use those muscles in those mouth. Number 36, Betty Davis-I's music lyric video. Number 37, when Kelly from Real Housewives of New York said run a sita in a video and it makes no sense. 38 materialists.

That's a movie. Maybe our first movie. Number 39. Videos of ear cleanings. Number 40. History Science Theater version of Werewolf. Love Passion. Yep, yep.

41, DJ Khalid getting lost at sea on a jet ski. Number 42, the Owebo Bird, who is sexy. Absolutely. 43, Barbie movie. 44, every video of Obama being hot. 45, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. 46, planet Earth, nature time lapse, scenes that go. Yeah, that's beautiful.

47. videos of dogs seeing soldiers coming home. Number 48, ring camera, falling comps. Number 49, entire couple to thruple season. And number 50 movie we have not seen the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie live action. Okay, wow. I think that's a really good list. I think we've done a really incredible, objectively good job.

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