Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Tan France Queer Eyes Us!

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

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If we just threw on a nice high-waisted pan. Yeah. Let's do brown because I like his natural tone and I want it to feel like he's got a nude pan on. So a brown with a nice brown belt. Uh-huh. And then maybe a denim jacket. Ooh. Like I love a blue and a red.

So blue denim jacket, like 90s gap denim jacket. A nice brown pant and he is set to go. Yeah. You go to a coffee shop, approach a lady. or a gentleman or a or another bear. I don't know Winnie the Pooh's sexuality. I do, but I'm keeping a secret.

Yeah. If you miss the last live show, you can totally come see this one. We are doing Sidney Olivia Talk Shit Live in Los Angeles at the Dynasty Typewriter. It's going to be live and live stream. So if you're not in Los Angeles, you can still see it. It's going to be June 5th, Friday, June 5th, at 7 p.m. and our special guest is Myles Bonsignore.

He's the perfect person. Wow. We are lucky. We are so lucky. So join us. It's going to be a really fun time. And we hope to see you all there. Bye.

Hi! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My voice was 18 octaves higher than it usually is. Welcome to Sid and Olivia Talks. I'm the Sud one. I'm the Olivia one. Today we have a very other special other one.

Today we other. Today our other is special. Today our other is very special. Guys, we're losing our minds right now. We're freaking our out. We're freaking our out. Losing it. We're such fans.

This is crazy. Yeah, you know this person as the inventor of style. Yeah, the inventor of fashion. You know this person as the inventor of being hot and cool and fun. Yeah, of course. From Queer Eye, from Deli Boys. Nets of Fashion, selling sunset. Selling Suns. Sorry, should I do it?

Yeah, yeah. Honorable Gays. Arc Digest. What else? Is that it? Celebrity Great British Baking Show. Is it Celebrity Bake Off? Say Yes to the Dress. You were a yes to the dress?

I host Say Yes to the Dress, UK. Thank you so much. Wait, what? Okay, wait, I need to actually sit on a computer and look at things. Right now. Wait, that's so great. Thanks so much. Sorry, I stepped on your intro, but don't leave out all the groups. No, I want to know.

Guys, we have 10 France! Yay! What an absolute honor to have you. Don't lie. I know that this is all phony. You can't like us that much. No, no, no, no. I promise you, it's not. You can watch the episodes and see the ones where we're not done.

What's really hard is we've had now two episodes in a row where we're really excited, so it does look fake. But I probably don't. You can look at the episodes and you can see the ones where it's just somebody who were just friends with him in life and we're like, yeah, we know you. Yeah, okay, that's nice. Or when it's somebody who we were like, okay. That's nice, nice.

But no, this was one where when we saw it on the schedule, we went, well, that's not going to happen. We're like, we have scheduled probably or something. Like, that's crazy. Well, that was very nice. However, I, this is going to sound so. Yeah. But the queer eye people are just like regular folks. I swear to God, they're just like, we're normal folks.

We just so happen to get the best job of the world. It's very, very cool. My dad was literally like, that's a crazy yet. My dad was like totally. Does he dad French talk? He doesn't, but he is like a fashion. He's a more fashiony dad. He's a fashionable guy.

Like he's from New Jersey too. He surfs, but he like wear, like he's definitely not an unfashionable dad. This is going to sound ignorant. Right. Did you invent the French tuck? No. Can I give. He popularized it.

Yeah. Okay. And I think I came up. I named it. Okay. So, so I was doing it on the show for like, a year and then finally they were always making fun of it they're like you always do this thing where you took in the front of the shirt I'm like yeah I know I just don't want someone to put on clothes I want

to style of clothes and then finally Karama was like don't you want to call it something like you've done it so often on the show so it we went there filming and he was like you should call it something and I was like well my name's tan france so French talk and so that's how it became a thing I mean it fits so well it really does yeah like it sounds like it's something that just has existed previously. I know. It's just perfect. So whenever I hear something, like I will every now and then hear it in the background on, I don't know, TikTok or YouTube or something, or just on a TV show, they'll say it. I'm like, they don't know, but that's, that I called it, that I coined that. Yes. Wow. That's crazy. It has taken like a whole life of its own. Like, people know it

outside of anything. Yeah. I will say this though. Are you Gen Z? Are you Gen Z? I think we're cusp. We're like the youngest millennials possible. Okay. the oldest or the Gen Z elders. Yeah. Okay. I'm the millennial elder, unfortunately.

So the, no, I don't know. I don't know how that feels. But the Gen Z crowd decided that the French took was over. They weren't saying it about me. They just knew the term. Right.

And so they declared like three years ago that the French took was over. And what I will say to that is go fuck yourselves. Yeah. Yeah, I don't agree. I actually really don't agree. I also think their favorite thing to do is recycle trends. So once they say something's over,

they'll probably bring it back next week. Yeah, I'll be back. Guys, what were we doing? Yeah. And I just think, look, if you want to be sloppy, be sloppy. Yeah, absolutely. Genzi, if you want to be sloppy, be sloppy. We are obviously not dressed for the occasion.

Oh my gosh. Don't lie. We're just kind of basic right now. You did do your nails for this and I like that very much. She did them in at breakfast. Yes. So they're press-ons because, okay, here's a fun fact. When you get, if you get gel nails, obviously they're expensive, but they're fun.

And then if you start to go, like, maybe I'll start doing them by my. And I'll like get one of those light light lamp things. You can develop a gel allergy that's very, very itchy and bad. So how do I just do press ons because I'm afraid of ever getting gels again because I'm afraid of the allergy coming back? But if you're Olivia, you'll only start doing them at a bar or a restaurant. Yeah. That sounds like something I'd do. Yeah. So we'll be at a table with friends. We were last night at a table with friends talking, having drinks. I noticed Olivia had been a little bit quiet for a while. and I looked over and she was sticking on nails at the table and I was like, right. That's my level of crazy.

I like that a lot. Yeah, it's like I have no, I don't care where, like, I'm going to put on makeup in the, in public. I don't know. I don't, yeah. Can we talk about that? Yeah. When I watch women put on mascara at a traffic light, while driving, I always driving, I always want to hunk my horn and say, wait down the window, white out the window, bitch, you're fucking crazy.

Like, the one thing you should not do is do some. around your eyes. Like, put your lipie on fine. Brush your hair, no issue, no, like no judgment. Don't mess with your eyes. Mascarer whilst you're driving. It's just like, I mean, the one thing I don't do while I'm driving is I can't, I refuse to because I miss.

Look. I don't look at the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I won't do cat eye while I'm driving because that would cause an accident. You used to. I do it. I do it a late. Up until two weeks ago, she decided now we'll have to do it late.

Yeah, I'm trying to grow up. I just turned 30. Wow. I can't be trashing if it was in a car. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. But I also do feel like, yeah, cars are weird. One time a guy said to me, you know what I really respect about you?

And I was like, what? And he was like, you'll just pick a wedgie anywhere. And I was like, what? I like didn't even know that about myself. How often are you doing this? Well, she didn't know that she was doing it. It was when I was doing a lot of improv and apparently on stage all the time, I was either picking a wedge or pulling my underwear out of my vagina.

And I don't remember doing it, which is why I was like, wait, what? Because you kind of black out when you're doing it. improv. That's really upsetting though that you don't know you're doing it. No idea. But my friend was like, I love how you're just like, this is me. And I'm like, do I do that? Yeah. That's not me. I didn't tell me that's not me. I didn't know that was me. Also, no one wants a wedgy picking situation to be their thing. No. You know. Like, I'm fine with French talk being my thing. But if somebody was like, well, you're always picking something out your ass. I don't know if I want that as my thing. I think that's fair. Yeah. I think that's, I think when we're all picking our thing.

Yeah. We've got to coin something, right? In our lives, we've got to... And for you, it's doing your eyeliner at a stopline. It's crashing a car. And for me, it's pulling my underwear out of my ass crap. At least you know it's only up from here, though, because that's a wild one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Let's get behind the wheel of a car right now. Let's get behind the wheel of a car. We felt like... Yeah, we wanted to... Yeah. Here's the thing. You're obviously like the king of all things. Fashion. You know how to make fashion. You invented hot. You invented... You invented... cool you invented fun you invented sexy sexy well when you're right you're right and and and the thing is we were like oh how fun would it be if if we had you kind of like style us with some pieces but then we were like well he of course he's going to crush that he's going to do a great job and that that that'll there's no challenge so we were like what if the pieces are things we found in a dumpster behind an arby's on recita and so what does recita mean oh it's a street oh okay so

I've never even been to that. I've never heard of that store. Truly just a street. So we're going to show you these pieces we got. They are essentially garbage and we'd love to see what your take is if any of them could be turned into something. Can I ask questions before we get to this? When you say, no, you can bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.

My question is this. Yeah. Is Recita a really nasty area, which is why you guys had to mention it? It's just sort of like an area. Okay. It's just like a street. Okay. Yeah.

It's near like van eyes. It's like where you'd find a dumpster full of clothes. Wonderful. And when you say behind an Arby's, do you mean Arby's is in the meat place? Yes. They have the meats. I mean, I don't think it was from the clothes. That dumpster had clothes next to it.

Wow. This is a dumpster. This is a multi-use dumpster. A catch-old dumpster. The whole neighborhood. Neighborhood. The whole mini mall. Wow.

The whole mini mall shares the dumpster. Okay, great. All right. I understand the brief. This is a segment called Styles with garbage. Music. Cut the music. We don't like the music that much.

I hate the music. Okay, so you can look through some of these and see if there's anything that you... Oh, no. I also did wash this so you don't have to get this. I was literally about to say, you want me to touch this? No, I watch it. Now, what you should know is I'm an exceptionally prissy game, so I don't usually touch trash. Is somebody going to put these on?

We're putting all of whatever you want. You want to make us outfits. We will then put them on and, like, show them. off and um god i don't even know what that is yeah i think that's a raveware and some scraps yeah let's get rid of that one okay great oh you don't like that okay perfect some really good stuff in here seems to be some sort of oh me yeah oh my gosh okay no joke i can do something with that okay perfect and the good thing is i'm not wearing a bra today yeah oh yeah and that's perfect nipples are in so if you're just listening like some cock uh we just pulled out like a weirdly

American flag looking kind of blue see-through camy. We've got some sort of ripped up trash over there that just got thrown. Oh, sorry, yeah. I'm treating it like it's my space and throwing things on. No, that's okay. That's perfect. You know what's so sad is, yeah. I actually do think I can make some of this. I believe you can.

I believe you can make anything work. Wow, wow, wow. And I do want to keep this. Okay. In general. I just didn't know what I could do with that for a lot. Is that a bib? Is that a bib? It's an apron. It's an apron or a bib. Or a bib with a teddy bear on it and it's handkerchief print and I literally saw this and went like, well, that's not garbage.

That is the most haunted thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Well, you can let him incorporate it out. We can find a way. It's mine for real life. Oh my gosh. These are some stained overalls. Rob, what's his name? Rob Drowsh or whatever?

Oh, yeah. Rob Rosh from the traitors. And Love Island, of course. I love that he lives in that area you were talking about. The rough one that's a bit gross where you put that stuff. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Oh, those are just some.

Right. No, no, no, no. There are so many good options here. Yeah, there is. Well, okay, I was firing fast and the loose with the word. Good. There are so many garments of clothes in the trash bag you just handed me. There are so many pieces of clothing here. Oh, do you know what? I can make some of this work. Okay, I need to warn everyone this. Whoa. And that could be like, I don't know, like a scarf. This feels like it would work perfectly.

I'm not wearing my body. You're not wearing a right. Perfect. It's the exact size. Yeah, I could tell that was yours. Wow, scuba gear. That's a child's wetsuit vest. Wow. Which one of us could jam into. I really want to know what stores are around this area because there's a real hodgepodge.

Yeah, there might be like a... It also could have been like a lot of people who found the need to take off their clothes and throw them away. There could have been a stripping emergency happening behind the Arby's. I'm always having a stripping emergency behind the Arby's. You know when you do like speed stripping, emergency stripping behind the Arbyes? Yeah. Or like you have to go like, I have to hide my identity. I'm being chased by the police out.

And all they know is that I'm wearing this giant suit. But they don't know what I look like naked. Yeah. Yeah. I can't pick through garbage and entertain at the same time. So thank you so much. You're doing great. Yeah, we've given you a heavy load.

You really have. Of something as a surprise, too. It's like a crazy like, here you go. Also, you say you're a fan, but way to fuck me over by giving me trash to style. No, I will say it's the style. The reason of, okay, I think you threw out a pretty good thing over there. But I can guarantee you. You're wrong.

Okay, but there's men's sweatpants that have like horses on them or dogs and I also. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. They are pajamas. What are you talking about sweatpants? I also want to get out of it. What is that? It's a lovely plastic on the back, plastic and lace situation at the front. Okay. Am I doing two looks or one?

Well, so you could do one. that we would have to both fit into, but we are two girls, so we were hoping for two looks. Right, great. I don't know. That's very large. I'm going to ignore what that, whatever that is. But is that a corset. Oh, yeah.

It's a broken corset. It's broken. It's kind of perfect. It could be kind of interesting. Okay. I think I know. Okay. Great.

Great. Okay. How do you want to do this? You just show us what to do and we can go change and put it on and then you can fix it up. Yeah. How about that? Shit. Okay.

Oh, shit. And we'll wear it for the rest of the episodes. So it really can be kind of torture for us. We like to torture ourselves. That's kind of our vibe on this show. Do you know what? The temptation is to do something that actually does look kind of chic. Yeah, I think you should.

But I don't think that's what you want. Are you going for comical or can I actually try and make it a place? No, you can make us the line. Yeah, because we've given you such a hard challenge that if you can make it look good. Okay. Then that's everything. I'm sorry, is there a panty liner on this? There is a panty line with that, which I really appreciate.

That's good. That's good. That's good. Whoever gets that one, it's good, I guess. There's a fanny liner on it already. Okay, I'm ready. Yeah, okay. Okay.

Do you want to choose between? Yeah, whatever. Unless you want to look at us for a second and be like, this vibes with you. We trust you completely. We trust you 100%. And also, if it looks good or bad, we're happy. We don't care at all because we couldn't care less about ourselves. Yeah.

Because we're so selfless. We came out of the garbage can too. Well, I didn't want to say. Okay. I need to warn you of something. Yeah. This has stains. That's.

Okay, great. So I would like you to wear these with the boots you have. You're going to throw this over it. You're going to roll up those sleeves. It's not what I would typically do, but slim pickings. Absolutely. That's yours. I need to warn you. No, no, I'm so excited. We might need just like a tiny bit of padding in that for you. I don't know what you mean. Is there a size on that? I don't know what you mean. Yes. It's an EU. It's an EU 96. Are you an EU? You didn't even know that was a size.

Neither did I. Okay. So I wouldn't ordinarily want to put a brown bra with this. Yeah, no, totally. But it's all we got and I don't want you to have nips out on this. No, that's fair. As much as I appreciate that you have. Of course.

As much as I appreciate your nips out, I don't want them. Yeah. Gorgeous. Now, my question is, do we want to go simple and just put you in a black gene with it? Nice. Which could absolutely work. Yeah. Or do you want to go with dungarees or whatever Americans call them?

and then the, the, um, the camo, you decide. Yeah, I mean, I think we should try it, right? Yeah, me too. Yeah. Okay. So dungarees. Take the risk, right?

That underneath it obviously. Yeah, yeah, of course. And then if you have the dungarees on, you might not need the bra, because you might not really see boo. So true. That's true. That's true.

That's huge. Okay. Right. Right. That's it. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Wait, let me just open it up a bit. And, yeah, I'm not mad at that. Again, considering this is garbage clothing. This is actual garbage. Yeah, I'm not mad at that at all. However, wait, I'm also going to try something. I'm going to keep my mic close. Because, like, in the, if we wanted to go like,

Oklahoma. Yes. Oh my gosh. Very, very casting. I was literally about saying, are you all teaching for Oklahoma? Wait, do I look like I am? In a good way or a bad way.

I'm not mad at that. Yeah, wow. Bitch, are you kidding me? It's the answer. How did you? Yeah, yes, yes. Okay, great. I'm not mad at that at all.

I'm actually surprised. Okay, great. Sorry, you're going to have to sit in that and know it's tiny. It really... So Cass just told me this is what I wear normally. It's so stained. Is it just me or is that not the worst? No, it actually looks good.

This is the best part. Could you do what Rob, whatever's name is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, she has the perfectly fitted bra. And the bra fits perfectly. The bra is so large. I don't know what you're talking about. So it's absolutely.

fit my head in there. I'm not mad at it. It genuinely like, especially with the fact that we gave you a bag of garbage, we both look really good. If you, I'm not even kidding, if you just came in with that outfit, obviously with not that bra. I don't understand. If you came in with just that outfit, I'd be like, what are she? Turned out fucking look. That's actually weird. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool. And listen, I, the thing I love about this bra is that I could put one of your head and one of your head and each thing. And that's so fun. We could, we can wear that. To sleep. We could. We could. We could wear it on our heads to sleep. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you could. I like that a lot. Thank you so much for doing this.

You're so, I'm not even kidding. As much as yours is the more acceptable look. If I were to be in Brooklyn, I'd be like, yeah, let me just put a look on. Also, like, Sid rocks an overall so well. Yeah. I mean, you came in in coveralls. I did come in cover all. But yeah, it's, it really, it really works. Imagine you had a nude strapless bra on right now. No, I don't hate it at all. I don't hate it. Yeah. Yeah. And obviously it's a very large cammy, like it should be higher, but that's also kind of the vibe of the outfit. It's very large overalls. Right. It's a very large bra. Yeah. Very. Very large shirt. Yeah. And I think that works. Yeah. The only thing I ever bump on in this whole outfit, not the stains, is the fact that that that shirt looks so American flag. Yeah. But that's not anyone here's fault. That's the, that's the

maker of the shirts. That's right. Absolutely. Well, we don't want to be the only ones like lucky enough to be styled by you today. That's true. That's true. And, and, uh, You know, yeah, you're an expert's stylist. So we have some beings, right? Some beings that need makeovers. A makeover. Their outfits are, let's just be honest, they're lazy, they're bad, they're outdated. And so we're going to give you some fictional characters.

Love. And we're going to have you tell us what you think you would do if you were going to just give them a whole makeover. Not a garbage makeover, a real makeover. A real makeup. Yeah, we're done with garbage makeover, although I'm very satisfying. with how I went. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

So let's call this. Big Central character Makeover for me music. Cut the music. Okay, let's see. Okay, great. So first off, we have, oh, the, okay, in my opinion, just really, really a lazy, lazy outfit.

We got Winnie the Pooh. Now, this is, uh, shirt cocking it is really what the kids call it. Right. Um. Shirt cocking. Yeah, he's not wearing any pants. His cock is just kind of out. Oh.

Short cocking it. I've never thought of. Winnie the Pout, yeah, you shouldn't. No, you shouldn't. Yeah, you shouldn't. Yeah, you're right. But he is Winnie the pooing at he is shirt-talking. And I mean, it is interesting that it feels like in the, what is it, the wood, what woods did they live in?

100-acre. In the 100-acre woods, it's a lot of thing. Is it the 100-acre wood? I think it might be. Wow. Okay, I'm not mad at his red polo. I mean, it's obviously not the perfect fit. Right.

But I do like the red polo. So if we just threw on a nice high-waisted pan. Yeah. Let's do brown because I like his natural tone and I want it to feel like he's got a nude pan on. So a brown with a nice brown belt. Uh-huh. And then maybe a denim jacket. Oh, I love a blue and a red.

So blue denim jacket, like 90s gap denim jacket. A nice brown pant and he is set to go. Yeah. You go to a coffee shop, approach a late. lady or a gentleman or another bear or another bear. I don't know Winnie the Pooh's sexuality. I do, but I'm keeping a secret. Yeah.

It's fucking insane. Well, I've heard he's a freak. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I think that's a great makeover. Yeah, that is a great makeover. Who else we got? Okay, next up would be Barney Rubble. Oh.

I was going to say Fred Flintstone, but he has a very specific style of like his thing. And I'm like, I don't really want to mess with your thing. I don't know. You seem confident about it. This is a man, this is actually one of our like men in dress icons. Before Harry Styles ever was wearing, you know, feminine kind of looks, we had Barney. Yeah. Okay.

And that, yeah, it's more, it's like a shift. It's like a, it's a sheath almost. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If he was to like, you know, if he was having a divorce, right, with what, with the girl. And he was like, with the girl. With the girl.

With the girl, of course. having like a midlife crisis or and he was like I just want to like revamp my look I want to feel confident again like what could we do with that do you think we were salvaged the the shirt dress oh yeah absolutely yeah we totally can what if we um what if we leaned into uh the non-gendered piece of clothing that he's got on and gave him um the harry style skirt from his vogue cover the big black maxi skirt i think could be beautiful um and then you could put him in a heel so that he can really like be the same height as the other dude. I've forgotten his name. Yeah, that's gorgeous. Oh, yeah. Oh, is his dress. But I do like the idea of taking just the skirt component. Yeah.

Oh, and the tuxedo jacket. Could we do that? That sounds really chic to me. Yeah, absolutely. Well, you just put this on him. Yeah. He would definitely need a heel of some sort. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Such a small man. Yeah. And he's got kids as well. So you want him to be really uncomfortable and a heel running around with kids all. Right. Absolutely. platforms maybe. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, great.

Any accessories, anything to his hair? I mean, I would love a fascinator, just like a weird British fascinator that looks like a bird under the head. Right. Oh, beautiful. Wow, I'm really into that. Yeah. Okay, who else we are? Okay, next up we have.

Oh, next up we have the minions. Oh. Love the minions. So I feel like. They're kind of dressed like me. Yes. They are. They are.

Kind of copying what Sid does. Yeah. I like that a lot. They left their braw at home and that's okay. That's okay. Okay. Here's the only difficulty with them. They're dressed.

They have the body of like an advil. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So something very loose. I would love just a summer maxi. Like just a summer maxi dress because I do like that they've already got straps on. So let's get rid.

Because the issue I think they're having is that they've got really stout legs. And so if you hid the legs and just gave them a really big like Mark Jacobs style maxi dress. Yeah, or like a caffatan like Rachel Zoe. Oh, gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Let's do that.

And then maybe like the boho headpiece as if she was he or she, who knows what gender they are, they go into Coachella. Means are their own thing. Yeah. They really are. So yeah. Okay. So boho headdress and then make that a full on caftan maxi. And I think they're good to go.

What do you feel about the eyewear? I love the eyewear. Don't fuck with the eyewear. Yeah, I do too. I think you could make the eyewear a transition lens. Oh, wow. I like that. And it's really bright.

I like that. Wow. Okay, great. Okay, next up is the one and only Charles Entertainment Cheese, aka Chuckie Cheese. What a guy. Oh, I don't even know what that is. Oh, do you not know what Chuckie Cheeses? Whoa.

Okay, okay, then this is crazy. You don't know what Chuckie Chis is? I have literally no idea what is a TV show. So wait, this is actually, this is actually, this is actually, this is. Blow my right. Remember I am foreign. So one of the scarier things about an American childhood is Chuck Echee cheese. You go to a place that is a children's casino.

Yes. And you are met by all these animatronic creatures. Oh, cool, actually. And they're always kind of broken and like. Oh, not cool. Every child has a birthday party there. All of the cheese pizza tastes like pepperoni without having any pepperoni on it. Yes. And it's sort of, yeah, it's a child casino. It's a child David Busters.

But this guy, the mascot, Chuck E Cheese, his actual real name is technically Charles Entertainment Cheese, which we realized a couple years ago. Wow. The E stands for entertainment. We were like, well, if the E stands for entertainment. Oh, and in America, Chuck means Charles. Okay, wow, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. So Chuck Norris's name is Charles, Norris. Is that probably, yeah, right? Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe his middle name is entertainment. Charles Entertainment Norris.

Wow. And then he had a mouse made after him, good for him. Okay. A mouse that teaches you to gamble. Wow. Yeah. Okay. I'm just gonna make this one really easy.

I want to take off what he's got on and put on the thing that the ducks got on next to him. Yeah. Because it's really 80s prom. Yeah. And I kind of want the mouse in 80s prom. Yeah. The duck is famous as the mouse? No.

Okay. That's his girlfriend, I think. We had... Are they together? I think so. Well, who was the... Didn't we have a... Are they together?

Are they? Wait, because I don't know if mice and... So are they together? I was going to say, I don't think mice and ducks go together. But you could absolutely hook up with them. Yeah, I've been hooking up with both of them. So I hope they're together. No, I don't think they're together.

Who was the guy... We had a guest on the podcast who their whole, like, his whole thing was like, I think the goose is so sexy. Miles Bon Sen. Was it Marles? Yes. Oh, it's a goose. Goose, not a dog. It's Helen Henny. Helen, yeah. Oh, they are together.

That's what I thought. Okay, they are together. Sorry. So there we have some cursed babies. And once those things exist, we can have some weird, weird breed babies. Yeah, it's going to be an atrocity. Wow, a mouse with a beak. She's his girlfriend, but they got together in 1977. Where's the ring, honey? Where's the ring, honey? To be fair, I'm assuming it's because their parents are against it because they are so wildly different. Right. And they're thinking, hey, mouse guy, how are you going to fuck the dog. Yeah. And as every parent should. Yeah. Every parent should be like, Hey, mouse guy. How are you going to fuck a dog? Yeah. That should be the question you ask

your kids in general. Yeah. When you get older, how are you going to fuck a dog? How are you going to do it? How are you going to do it? How are you going to do? Um, who else do we have to do an outfit? Um, oh yeah. Okay. Well, we've got, um, just me, is she kind of cute. She's cute. She's cute. She's cute. You know, the second guest we've had on this show. She's kind of cute. She's kind of really. Look at her face. She's kind of cute. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's lucky. He looks psychotic. He looks psychotic, but she looks good. Well, I also think one of the things that makes him look so fucking psychotic is having a hat and shirt with the first letter of your first name on it. It's very narcissistic. Yeah, I feel like that's giving like. Narcissist vibes. But also, like,

take him out of the setting, he could play a scary movie character. Like, that smiles crazy. Did you see the movie smile? Like, that's the smile smile. Isn't that what, um, uh, Five Nightsette's at, uh, Freddy's is based on? It's based on like the, and, it's scary. It's like, Animatronic. Scary is scary. You're saying so much. You're saying so much. many things I've never hated. What the fuck's? Five Nights at Freddy's. The thing is, I've actually

never even seen it because I can't do scary movies. I've never seen it because I forgot. Sure. So that's what I'm interested. It also doesn't sound very interesting. No, I just, I'm like... Yeah, it's like a horror movie where the main character is like an animatronic Chuck Echee Cheat.

But none of them are hot. Right. And the question is, are any of them fucking the duck? That's a great question. Well, their parents didn't ask them so they don't know how. Yeah, they don't. There you go. Okay.

Next up, we've got grand. from the Looney Tunes? Oh my God. She needs a style makeover. She's like so sweet looking. I haven't seen. Oh, I loved Granny from the Looney Tunes. I feel like she needs a revamp.

Yes. She's got cake. Yeah, she absolutely has cake. Here's the thing. Are you too young to know what the Golden Girls is? No. Okay, so the Golden Girls is one of favorite shows. And the worrying thing is, do you remember the characters?

One of them is called Blanche. Yes. Okay. So Blanche, when the show started. was Jalo's age two years ago. And you see Blanche and then you see Jailo. And so I bet this bitch is like 45. I bet she's like three fucking years older than me.

And so I would like to just put her in like a really cool oversized suit, shirtless underneath, a great heel and a slipback pony. And she is good to go. And I bet she'll look 40 years younger. That is an impeccable point. Like the second you said that, I was like, wow, it's so true. Like, we used to age our women up in a way that was like, why are we doing this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even though, like, obviously, golden girls icons love you so. I mean, look however you want. Still, like, yeah, I mean, a slick back pony, even keeping the gray. You know, I would love the gray. Yeah, I think it would be really hot. And, like, poker straight, like fully poker straight. But then just like a bad power suit on are oversized. And then, yeah, no bra, like no shirt, nothing underneath.

You could even go, like, um, like opposite day, Stacey London, where you give her one laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She'd look really chic. Keep the glasses because they're cool. Yeah, they're really cool. Yeah, even the choker could stay. Yeah.

Like, imagine the choker with that oversized suit. Absolutely. Would be so she. Oh, my God. Yeah, it would be very she. Even if it was like a different pendant. Like, I like the choker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I'm not even mad at the pendant. It would work. Yeah. I'm also kind of obsessed with the fact that her glasses don't have any legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they put her in, like, this skirt that does nothing for her finger, which is obviously just stacked. Yeah.

When you look at the picture on the left, she's got tiny little legs, like skinny little legs. Yeah, she's got a body, and she's got a big ass. Like, she's got a body of today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She could fit this bra. She's fully Kim Kardashian Englanda there. Like, she's got a buddy. Wow.

Show it off. She is so gorgeous. It's insane. Yeah. Okay, who else? Okay, so next step, we have a mummy pig from Peppa Pig. Oh. And she's very tall.

They're all like hundreds of feet tall. I love Peppa Pig so much. Your kids watch Peppa Pig. Every day, all day, every day. All day, all day. They are absolutely obsessive Pepper Pig. Yeah. We're going to assume that this is the area where she's not pregnant with the newborn baby pig.

And I'm going to say this and this is controversial. No, no, it's bitch. Don't fuck with Mama Pig. Oh, yeah. Don't fuck with Mama Pig. Put some respect on her. Yeah, yeah. She's perfect just the way she is.

And who doesn't like a time? and you're an oversized dress. Yeah. And a black ballet flat? Like, perfect. Yeah. No, that's great.

I just got some black belly flats. Yeah, it's really good. Very sensible. And they're the Alaya ones. I can tell by the shape. Absolutely. That's an allia flat.

And you know what? How many dresses do you get that actually has a hole for your tail? Not that many. So that's kind of great. There. Yeah. No notes. Yeah.

Love that. Okay. Perfect. Great. Well, that was that segment. Music! Music!

Yes. That's great. That was great. So I think We would also like to talk about your other shows, of course What shows do you want to talk? Well, you have so many shows where I'm like this huge Should we talk about Honorable Gays?

Yeah, let's try out! I love Honorable. Okay, I know I'm going to sound so lame when I say this. I love Honorable Gays so much. It's my favorite project that I do. Really? Yeah. Because I just get to do what you're doing now,

which just be dickheads. Yeah. It's unfiltered. I can say as much as I want, which is my favorite word. Great word. And I just get to give my opinion on other people's problems. Yeah.

It's so nice. And I get to do it with Rob Anderson and Eric Zedaino. If you don't know who they are, I love these two boys so much. They're so funny. And they both do something very different. Yeah. Like Eric is full on, I don't even know what it is past Gen Z or maybe he is Gen Z. But he's so young that his idea of comedy and content is so different to my generation, but it's so damn good.

His perspective is so different to mine. And then Rob does, have you ever seen his commentary on like 90s shows? I'm obsessed with it. I send you them all the time. The things where it's the guy explaining like, so this is what happens in this way. And it's like something that you're like, how did anyone ever make this? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And he's like, he's not far off my age. So he lived through those movies, but has only started to realize, oh shit, that was bad shit crazy. Why did we all think this was normal for rom-com? And so having those to give their takes on real life problems. I think it's genius. And then we animate the show as well. So every story we do of really ridiculous animation. I love it so much.

Do you have like any favorite like stories? Yeah. So many. My favorites are. So the first two episodes, I, so just so you know, I produced the show. I came up with the concept and all I wanted it to be was just wedding stories. Because I was part of a bridal party many years ago. And I thought that wedding stories were just like,

inflated and there isn't that much drama. Whoa. Have you ever been a bridesmaid? Oh yes. Yes. Yeah. I think everyone, even men, should have to be a bridesmaid at some point in their lives, but preferably in their 20s. Because then you know what it is to be an absolute co- and you should never do those things at your own wedding. Totally, totally, totally.

And so one of the stories is, and I think it's so funny but horrible, is this woman had, her friend be her bridesmaid, many bridesmaids, one of her bridesmaids, wasn't as felt as the rest of them and was much taller than the rest of them. And during the wedding pictures, asked the tall butch one to move aside so that the skinny bitches could all have a photo taken shit when a wedding photo's ruined. And she asked this girl if it was okay. This girl was obviously like, yeah, of course, no problem whatsoever. But then left the wedding about an hour later because she was so humiliated. Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. So that kind of shit. Love those kind of stories. Oh my God. Horrible. You just ruined that friendship. Yeah. However,

the bride is on Reddit asking, am I the asshole? I'm like, what do you think? Am I the asshole for body shaming my friend into leaving? Yeah. What do you think? Absolutely. Yeah. And so, stories like that, obsessed.

Oh, my God. That's so well. Love it. I think we should ask you some questions and then you can judge our answers. But I think we should ask them in the form of a Reddit question. Great. Sure. Sure.

Yeah. So let me read my Reddit question. This is a question from me. Wonderful. But it's anonymous. Did you submit it to Reddit? No, I submitted it to a Google Doc that I'm reading now. I, female, 31, have a new neighborhood friend, male, late 60s, who I see on all of my dog walks.

I've really been enjoying getting to know him, but recently all of our conversations have shifted from us talking about his dog's hip surgery to him telling me facts he learned on a part of the internet. am not on. There is no telling when he will drop into one of these pieces of information, but he always does it. I want to maintain my friendship with him and his dog, but I don't really want to get stuck in very slow lectures about news stories I have never heard of. What should I do? I see him every day. I see him more than most of my friends. Wow. Wow. Okay. I do want to make it very clear. Yes. You're asking for advice as opposed to who's in the wrong. Well, that's okay. But that's okay. Oh, oh, sorry. All right. so who's in the wrong?

Okay. He's in the wrong for bombarding you with weird questions. Okay. So we'll start with that. Okay. But can you give us an example? Okay. So the big one right now.

And here's the thing. I don't even know the extent of this story or what's happening. You just know what this man is telling you. But yesterday, was it two days ago or yesterday? I was like, um, his dog's name. Mac, I was like, how's Mac's leg doing? He was like, oh, it's doing pretty good. You remember cars for kids?

And I was like, yes. And he was like, you know they only give the money to Jewish kids. And I was like, totally. What? They only give the money to Jewish kids. And I was like, okay. What do you do that information? And I was like, and what do I do now?

What do I do? And I was like, oh, I didn't know. I was like, I didn't know. And he was like, yeah, it's like a Jewish foundation. They only give them. money to Jewish kids, but they weren't saying that. And I was like, oh, I didn't know. And then we just kind of were standing there. And I was like, I don't know what your thoughts on this are. I don't know what my thoughts on this are. Okay. I'm just standing here. Okay. Okay. Then I have, then I,

okay, then I have my feedback. Okay. So yes, I just want to double down then. He is the asshole. Okay. I was just like, I don't know what we're doing here. I also do think that you've answered your own question. Right. I've got a feeling that you are a very nice passive-aggressive American. Sure. Which is what I find across America is you guys don't handle confrontation very well. No.

Not at all. Yeah. Terrible. Yeah. And I know that it's a really funny common misconception that Americans think that Brits are really passive-aggressive. But if you've ever been to England, know that if we've got something to say, bitch, you're going to hear it from us. Yeah.

Yeah. And so I think you need to. think when he's saying this, what would Tan France do? Okay. And Tan France would say, and what do you want me to do with that information? Wow. That's such a good point. Because I actually was like, I don't know what to do with this. Yeah. Like I am just kind of standing here and I'm like, I don't want to progress. Always kick the ball back. In any awkward situation, especially as somebody's trying to make me feel uncomfortable, I will always kick the ball back. So I'm like, no, no, it's awkward for you, not for me. Yeah. Now that's, and how do you feel about this situation? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's awkward. Really cold, though. No smile. No smile. Immediately smile gone. What do you think about that? Yeah. Yeah, I have no.

I truly, I was like, I don't know what to do now. I also always call him chef and I don't know if he's a chef. It's a whole thing. I can guarantee you from that moment he's not a chef. Like I could stake my life on the fact that he's not a chef. And I don't know. And I know that that's why he's fucking with you because he's like, this bitch keeps calling me chef. So watch me fuck with him.

Those bitch thinks I'm a chef. I have so many friends in my neighborhood who are 60 plus. Are they all chef? Yeah, they're all old. No, they're not all chef, just him. All my friends in my neighborhood are like 60 plus. Nice. And I always am like getting into the weirdest conversations with them.

That's gorgeous. I do want to, I do also want to check. Are you sure he's in his 60s not like much older? Um, oh, he might be much older. Because I want to say this. I don't know how many 6 year olds you know, like in today's day and age. Yeah, yeah. They're not senile.

No, I mean, I do. Like, he's not senile. He's just odd. Like, my dad is turning 70. Okay. Next month, um, shout out, happy birthday. He looks like a spring chicken. Like, he looks gorge.

Yeah. Um, this man doesn't look like my dad. But my dad looks great for 70. Okay. I'm not trying to fuck my dad. I don't know. It's starting to sound like someone wants to fuck her dad. I think he was trying to fuck my dad.

What should I do, Dan? Well, stop by fucking your dad. Yeah. See how it goes. Yeah, yeah. Just get it out the way. It's clearly like you thought about it. I'll just back you down.

I should be making him feel awkward. Yeah, I think always kick it back. If someone makes you feel uncomfortable, here's the thing. So on queer eye in particular, whenever there's someone who's awkward or difficult, we get some difficult heroes every now. You guys don't see it because we edited it out. Right, right. But if it's ever difficult, I'm always brought in because I don't do American filter very well.

That's awesome. And so they'll be like, fuck, this person's really pushing it. Tan, we know you're not meant to shoot day. Can you come in and just be yourself? Yeah. Absolutely. That's a superpower. I know it's such a superpower.

I watch my husband, white American, every situation. And I'm like, just think what would I do? And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I should just make it awkward for them. Just make it awkward for them. I love that. Yeah. You know, on a bracelet. That's really good.

Do you have one going to ask? Yeah. Okay, am I the asshole? I, 30 female. Yes. Oh, sorry. Am late to everything. And it's bad. No matter how much I try or how many alarms I set, for some reason, it's just I got to get better at it, but I am late to everything.

I also, as part of being late, do my makeup in the car. Yes, you are the asshole. Say less. Yes, you're the asshole. You're doing your makeup. No. Go on. No.

Is it better to do my makeup at home and be a little more late? Or do my makeup in the car and be potentially on time, but be doing my makeup in the car. But if you get in a car wreck, you'll be so late. And I might make someone late. However, but then at least you've got a reason for being late. Yes, that's true. Like, you can't be angry at the person who goes to the car wreck. That's true.

That's what your advice is getting to car accident. Yeah, get more car accidents. Wait, I literally haven't gotten in a car accident for a second. Don't say that because something will jinx it. That's true. You said it like you miss it. No, there was one time I got in a car accident where Sid and I were... How many times you've been in a fucking car accident?

I've been like three fender benders in my life. You are the problem. Okay. This one, I was the problem. I knew that without you telling you. But Sid and I had a, we had a show where we both had to play uncles who were We didn't have to, but we did. Oh, sorry, we chose to, unasked, chose to play uncles who were getting a divorce.

And we, you know, drew a bunch of like, you know, beard on our face. Because all uncles have a beard, yeah. Yeah, all uncles have a beard. And so I looked kind of like Jesusy. Like, and we went home and I was like, eh, we're in a club. I'm not going to take my beard off. Like I was dressed like me, but I was like, I'll just keep the beard on. I'll get home and I'll take the beard off.

I don't care. And as I was walking out, I made a joke where I was like, oh boy in the car accident. Because it was also like my eyebrows were super dark. And, like, I was like, it looked like I was a crazy person who had drawn on my face more so than I would. That's what it sounds like to me. Yeah. That's what it's. And, and I, I, I, I, there was a fender bender that happened. And I was like, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so. And they screamed. They were so scared Yeah, I would be That I was like

Here's my insurance They were like No, no no it's fine And I was like Oh I can pay Just get I'll take your information I'll give you know If it costs anything

There was no damage I'd be thinking I'll take you to hospital Like something is clearly wrong with you And they were like Please know Please know When they left So

That's a good way to get out of Wow Okay I have questions Yeah Because on Honourable Gays I'm the judge So we have to ask questions first How late are we talking

not after a car accident just like when you're just like when you it's one of those safer driving days yeah it depends on how important the thing is if it's like a so it's a choice good okay continue on

right that's what I wanted to get to right go on go on like two to five minutes if it's something important and like 20 to an hour

if it's something not important okay then I have my answer yeah the two to five minutes So not an issue. Do your makeup at home. It's going to take five minutes extra. You can be up to 10 minutes late.

No big deal. And then for the 2025. And we're like, oh, let's meet at noon. Or let's meet at 10 in the morning. I'll sometimes just be like, great. And then I'll show up like not at 10. And that's not great. But there's nothing on the schedule.

But still, get there. Get there. You said you're going to do. So unfortunately, I need to say this. You are the asshole. Oh, that's fair. That's a lot. But I think that what you need to do is,

cancel those meetings because you clearly don't want to be there just zoom in I need to I'm mostly with me it's clear you don't want to be with her I need to get to bed earlier so I can wait with me

it's got nothing to do with bed Dickheady is clear it's a choice it's got nothing to do with bed I have I have another I don't even need to do makeup to hang out that's true let's talk about deli boys I love deli boys

yeah okay I'll let you ask the questions I was about just go on a thing I'm good with that I love Delhi boys so much. Yeah. As you all know, I'm a prissy gay.

And I'm so proud of that. Like, I don't ever hide it. I'm on queer right. Like, I'm one of the main queers. I'm one of the main. Yeah, I'm like, very queer. And then I was asked for audition for this show where I got to play this straight gangster.

And I'm like, yeah, that sounds fucking great. That's so fun. And what you need to know is this. This is for the Patreon. What you need to know is this. I would like to believe that I'm a very nice kind person, but that is a choice, always. When I was younger, I was violent.

I'm very violent. I know this is meant to be a fun part, but just to make it clear, I was brown in a white neighborhood with next to no brown people. Like, you learn to fight real quick. You literally fight for yourself. survival. It's just the only way. And so I got to kind of go back in time and play the guy who just beats people up. And so on Delhi Boys, they were like, every time I do a press interview,

how did you get into the character? And what did you work on? And I always, I have an answer, which is, yeah, I watch this TV show, watch that TV show. But really I'm thinking, well, I just went back 25 years and just was who I was a long time ago, which is someone's going to have to get hit. Wow. And so it feels great to me on tell you boys, I just get to play an old version of me. That's so good. And any queer person will tell you who's been hiding it the majority of their life, you learn

to act as best you can to be straight. And so I'm like, the straight part was never an issue. No one knew I was queer until I came out. Like my family is like, we thought that you were pounded every girl in town. I was like, yeah, I know. That's what I tricked you into thinking. I lived in Timberlands and oversized clothing. So I looked like any other bad boy in town.

I did not. You would never have known that I was queer up until the time when I came out. And so yeah, I just go back to that. And then the violence of I'm like, yeah, I've been boxing for decades. Yeah. I used to box. Yeah. It's the best.

Yeah, it's the best. It's like there's nothing more like, oh, get it out. It's the best feeling. Yeah. And so, yeah, Delhi boys, I just got to be a version of myself that I can't be on TV. Yeah. And then no one's ever seen before. Yeah. Yeah. This was a video. Yeah. Like actually the version that you see of me is this persona of created for American television.

Right. Yeah. When I lived in England, this was who I was. And so cool. I get to do something that I think is just wonderful. I get to just play this straight guy. And I love it so much. It's a comedy. It's about the South Asian family, this Pakistani family, who have this massive empire, but they don't realize how they got it. When their dad died, they find out, is because they are selling cocaine. And so they are trying to keep their business alive and they become drug dealers. And I come in to try and kill them. And I love it so much. And it was my first acting job. And since then, I've done a couple of films that come out later on this year, which I'm really excited about. Yeah. Wait, that's so exciting. Yeah. It's so, it's, it's, it's so great to like become super famous as a person who is like making everyone's day. And, like,

like helping people and then to be like, but what if also. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, it's like an incredible career. I can't believe it. And you know what? It really is hard to go from unscripted to scripted. It's almost impossible because I've been in this for almost 10 years now. And you know, like truly you know my most intimate thoughts on any show.

Actually the culmination of all those shows. I've given the audience, you guys, every part of me, you know me almost completely. And so it's so hard to then be like, no, but. I want you to believe. Remove yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Forget that I'm,

Sunshine and now see me as a killer. That's hard. Yeah. But I'm really proud of it. I'm really proud of it. I truly thought you said, that's hot. And I was like,

it probably is so hot. Hard. That's hot. It's hot. That's so sexy. So like, that's hot. That's really sexy. That's hot of me.

We did say you invented being hot. Yeah. Yeah. That's really hot of me. The accent gets you. I know. I know. But yeah, it's a dream.

I love that. So season two comes out, May 28th, and I'm back. This time I'm in prison, and it's wonderful. So I'm in an orange jumpsuit the whole time, and it's wonderful.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. And everyone's scared of me, and it's great. That's going to be so fun. That's so fun. Awesome. I love it. I'm the luckiest bitch in the world.

I can't believe that I get to do this for a living. It's insane to me. Do you like having people? having people fear you or love you more. Whoa, so Machiavellian. Wow. If I'm honest, fear. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, it's nice. That's sick. Yeah. The love thing, I just think you, you know a certain side of me and you might love this, all of that, but yeah, I like that. I prefer someone to be like, oh shit, I don't know what I'm going to get. What if when you were on queer eye, everyone had their specialty, but yours wasn't style. It was like putting the fear of God into people.

If that were a category, I'd be so happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Could you imagine if that's the offshoot of Queer Eye now? Because Queer Eye's over. Imagine if that's a new version. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Coming to Dark Netflix, dark Queer Eye, where they do makeovers on your bad X's. Wow. On bad X's would be a great show. Do you know what I want to invent, but I'm too lazy and I'm, well, no, I've got too much going on, so I can't start this business.

I'm positive somebody's already done it. But there should be a Yelp, for boyfriends. You know what? Didn't someone try this? So people have tried this and it should exist. Yeah. But what they need to do, the app developers,

what they need to do is actually encrypt it and make it safe. Because they did this and it was called tea. And it was like, oh, here's the tea on this guy. That's way too gay. Yeah. It must have been a gay app. It was for women to talk about guys. And even we look up our friends?

We looked up our friends. we only found one. He only had positive reviews. Oh, nice. But I got an account to just be like, well, what is this so, so interesting? And then it got doxed and everyone's driver's lessons on. Oh, shit. Okay.

So then people were going after the people got accounts. And I was like, that's awesome. Wow. But there used to also be a Facebook page that was like, are we dating the same man? Are we dating the same guy? No, no, no. That is my favorite pastime. It's so, yes.

I love it so much. And my friends have had. partners on there. Really? What is that like? There's one friend in particular who has had two people who she found on there to be on there once she started dating them and she couldn't believe it. Oh, the second time that happens to you, you've got to just be like, oh my gosh. Two different times. Yeah, that's got to feel like you're in a coma. Yeah, I know. It was horrible, absolutely horrible. And gosh, if this were pre-TV, I'd be like, okay, we can deal with the situation. Yeah. Yeah. But now I've got to be the nice guy all the time. So it's hard.

of course. Well, but that's why you're making the shift with Deli Boys. So now you can be like, oh, I'm actually the jail guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So nice. Yeah. Oh, I can handle this in character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. You can be like, I was method. Yeah. God, could you imagine going to court and be like, I'm sorry, I was just being. Researching a role. I've been in character for two years, but you kill Jake. Yeah. But it was for the role. Sorry, Jake. So that is me doing this. You don't get acting. Whoopsie.

So you're not very committed to your craft. Incredible. Oh my God. We have taken so much of your time. We are so great. Not enough. To have taken your time. And this is the coolest.

You're a delight. Thanks for having. Thanks, you guys. Don't charm me. Thanks for having. It's true. We're such a delight. We are so happy you're here.

Thanks. And plug anything you want to the cups of the internet. I've got nothing else to plug. Yeah. But do what, if you haven't seen an honorable gaze, I swear to it. It's 15 minutes. It's so quick and you will love it. It's my favorite thing I've done and I think you'll really enjoy it. Go check it on.

This man does. And you guys, thank you for hanging out with us. Join the Patreon if you want. You get longer episodes that are uncut and different crazy shit. We do all kinds of shit on there. Nothing sexual yet. And I've been Olivia. I've been the Sud one this whole time.

Well, wait, I'm going to say one last thing. Yes, please. We haven't asked for a call to action, but I'm going to give you a call to action. I do it. I do honestly. want to know what you think of the garbage outfits I put on them. Because I'm not even kidding. I think they kind of work, but am I deluded? Is it just because I had nothing to work with? No. Well, it is

garbage and I think for being garbage, it's like excellent. Yeah. You let us know what you think. No, I think I could leave the house. Am I crazy to think that really works in particular? Yours is safe. Yeah. Yeah. But that, there's something about it. Okay, again, take away the brown bra. But I, this whole time I'm like, I'm digging it. I like, I like it. You should popularize that style of bra, like a way too big bra. Yeah. And then call it the San Fides.

I will say it's the craziest. Like, I'll just show you because it's really. I'd love to see. I'd love to see. Now, this is crazy. Now, this is sexual. Now, we're going to charge more for this page. Yes.

Now, look at how big it is. Wow. Something. Wow. But that's like kind of cool. Like, you know when people used to put cones in their brains? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Wow. No cone. To be fair, if you did just do that. and stuff it with the cone, it would be very cool. Yeah. And it's a perfect place to put my sound thing. Wait, now you have a pocket forever. You could put literally everything in there.

Yeah. And still have room. Wow. You can get it in there? Okay, guys. Thank you guys so much for being here. We've appreciated having you. Please shake them.

Please shake up. Wow. Wait, can it do a sound with my nipple? Oh, uh? Yeah. Thank you so much for being here. And we will see you next. Tuesday free frame.