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Episode Date: January 6, 2026

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Every time in the sauna, it's like me and like five guys. The ecosystem of the sauna, there's always at least one predator. Great. And they always speak in riddles. So like they'll say stuff like, you know, thank you so much for this. No. To like another man. And then the other guy will, the younger guy will go like, what?

And he'll go like, thank you so much for this. And then what are we wearing in this? I'm wearing my full outfit and I've got my purse in the sauna. You bring your purse in the sauna? Yeah, because I didn't know there were lockers. Now I don't. But, like, I would get roasted for bringing my purse in the sauna. And then people would use that as an end to start a conversation.

Well, Olivia, to be fair, if I saw someone bring a purse in the sauna, I would immediately be like, thank you for this. And then I'd be like, this is crazy. I think that's a sneak hissing. Perfect. Hi, everyone. Hi, welcome to the Big Bad podcast for you. This is Sud and Olivia Talks. I'm the Sud.

I'm the Olivia one. And today we are talking to no one. Today our guest is a table. We brought this table out to fight it. Yep, we're going to fight this table later. Sign up for the Patreon. If you want to see us, absolutely get decimated by this table. And spoiler alert, there will be nudity by the table.

Yeah. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Table nudity. Table nudity. Yep, yep. Guys, let's get straight into it. Yeah, let's get straight. Let's get our heads straight.

Oh, my God. Let's get straight into it. I have a new game I'd like to introduce. I love a new game. I love a game. I love new thing sometimes. This is a new game I'm introducing to the podcast. It's called Should They Be Jailed Music? Oh, cut the music. This is a game called Should They Be Jailed, where we're going to go through some things and decide if these people should be jailed.

Okay. Today it's Fairy Tale Edition. Ooh, that's beautiful. So the first, should they be jailed from the original. original little mermaid is the sea witch. Oh. Now, keep in mind, the sea witch offers the mermaid a potion to become human, but consuming the potion will make her feel as if a sword is being passed through her body.

When she recovers, she will have human legs and will be able to dance as no human has ever danced before. However, the pain of losing her tail will never leave her. She will constantly feel as if she is walking on sharp knives and her feet will bleed terribly. Moreover, she will obtain a soul only if she wins the prince's love and marries him. For then, a part of his soul

will flow through her, very Adam and Eve. Oh, my God. Otherwise, at dawn, on the first day after he marries someone else, the mermaid will die with a broken heart and dissolve into the sea foam upon the waves. So obviously, our little mermaid agrees and drinks the potion and feels like a sword

is piercing her body and she passes out on the shore naked. Okay, so I'm going to say, I think we've been too hard on Ursula, the Sea Witch. Because Ursula, the Disney-Fied Sea Witch, right? It's not nearly as bad. No, that's a, she gives, she gives a way saner contract, right? I mean, way sexier. A way sexier, way saner contract with two sexy eels. And she says, you know, give me your voice. Give me your voice. And like, you can be a human. And you can be a human, but the only, you just have to give up your voice, which is, you know, problematic in a way.

But I'm going to say it's less problematic than feeling like a sword is pierced through you the pain of your tail never going away, walking around with your feet bleeding and then disintegrating into the seafoam. Yeah. And I will say like, spoiler alert, the mermaid does dissolve into foam. No, in the original version. Yeah. She dissolves into foam. No, she dissolves into foam. But I think there's a happy ending in that she dissolves into foam, but her spirit is felt or something. So, okay, great. Fucking, I don't care. If I dissolved into foam and my spirit was felt, I'd be like, I don't give a single fuck. I don't give a single fuck. I don't give a single fuck. I am foam. So I don't give a single. I couldn't give less of a fuck. I am foam. If she has a spirit that is felt, then why didn't she have a soul?

Don't quote me on that. Because like... The thing I just told you, don't even take it seriously. Do you think that the prince didn't fall for her because she's bleeding from her feet all the time? Oh yeah. That could be... I mean, actually, that's a conversation starter. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's true. If someone was bleeding from their feet at like the club, I'd be like, hey, cutie, what's your deal? Yeah, what's your deal? You look like you're in horrible pain like your tail has been cut off and a sword is through you. Hey, honey, cutie. What's your fucking deal? And she can talk in this version, right? So she can be like, or if she not?

No, I think she still gives up her voice. Oh, that's awful. This is a terrible deal. Okay, but should the see which be jailed? I think 100% that see which should be jailed. On counts of what? On counts of scamming. Is scamming?

Scaming is a crime, right? Jen Shaw went to prison for scamming. Yeah, well, it's embezzlement, right? Sure. So, so she, I guess she embezzled her voice. Her voice and tail. And tail. And I think for sure involuntary manslaughter or second degree murder, right?

Second degree, yeah. Second degree murder where it's like second degree foam. Second degree foam disintegration. Yeah, because sure, she didn't directly kill her. It wasn't, but you couldn't say it was not at all premeditated. No, it was completely premeditated. There's a contract. There's a contract that says you're going to die if you drink my potion.

Yeah. It's like a weird, it's a weird deal. And cruel and unusual punishment? Is that just a war crime or is that a crime people can get? Couldn't tell you. All right, perfect. All right, next step. But I will say,

um, yeah, I do think that like the biggest thing is, the mermaid is 15. I didn't mention that. Oh, right, right, right. I always forget that the mermaid is 15. She's 15.

Right. And she comes to shore naked. Oh. That's not cool. That's not good. So that's possession of, possession of child trafficking. A little bit.

A little bit of child trafficking. Put the sea witch on the Epstein list. There's not no. traffic. There's not no trafficking. I mean, like, okay, so that, that sea witch goes on the Epstein list and that sea witch goes

to prison immediately. Yeah. Right. And I think Ursula's fine. Oh, Ursula's actually so kind. I have so much more respect for Ursula. Oh my God. I've, I've never stopped having respect for Ursula. I'm being quite honest because look at her, but also just like, God, this woman is like, what a dream compared to this other

sea witch. A hundred percent. Okay. The next question, should they be jailed? This is a story called The Girl Without Hands. Fuck me. No way. Do you know of this story? No, but this is awesome already.

Okay. You did your homework. Oh, I sure did. Oh, my God. I got really into it. I love this. The Girl Without Hands is a story about a pious girl whose father, tricked by the devil, cuts off her hands to save himself.

Classic father. Oh, Daddy. The girl's purity protects her from the devil. I'm always doing that. Oh, that's always happening. And she leaves home eventually finding refuge in a king. garden. The king marries her and she is given silver hands, but after the devil interferes with letters, she is... Sorry? All right, I'm not... No, you heard me. After the devil interferes with letters,

okay, perfect. She is forced to flee again with her newborn son. She is eventually reunited with the king, her natural hands regrow, as they do, and they live happily ever after. Now, should the girl without hands his father be jailed? Yeah, for sure. Why? He cut off his daughter's hands. That's mutilation of an alive body. Is that a... Charge? For sure. Has to be, right? Has to be right? That's at least aggravated assault. Oh, it's for sure. It's... Oh, my God. Look at her horrifying silver hand. Yeah. Now, here's what I'll say. Like, he is tricked by the devil. Right, right, right. So he's not in the right state of mind. Right. So could we... Could this be insanity? His lawyers are going to try for insanity. Yeah. His lawyers are going to be like, listen, he was tricked by the devil. And he's crazy. He can't help himself. And listen, maybe he should get a lesser sentence. But I don't think he should get no sentence, right?

I mean, I think he should go to a facility. Right, right, right, right. And I think he needs to get the care that he needs. Right. Because to me, I'm like, if I had the devil within me, if I was, like, tricked by the devil, which I often do. Which I often am tricked by the devil. Which I am often tricked by the devil. And when I am, I'm just, like, not in the right thing of my mind.

It's like when I'm like PMDD. Yes. When I'm like premenstrual dysphoric disorder. Yeah. Or PMDDDD. Premenstrual devil dysphoric disorder. Yeah. Where the devil's inside of me causing my period.

Caused me to cut off my daughter's hands. And then I'm just like kind of going crazy. And then the second I get my period, I'm like, I'm good. Oh my God. That was crazy. The salmon is going to fall, I think. The salmon just took a little. Guys, we have a salmon taped to the wall.

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than it is in 2025. Yeah. Unless this episode comes out in 2026 because God, we're so early. We're so early. Yeah. I think we send him to jail for sure, though. Yeah, I think we can. But what do we do about the king? I don't love the king if I'm being honest. I think, okay. I think the fact that the devil was interfering with letters doesn't really justify that the king needs, like the king's probably going to kill her or something. right? Because that's what happens in the it's like the king is like oh you're my wife wait just kidding I'm gonna kill you and it's like that's not anything it's not good at all. I don't know about that.

Yeah jail the dad but also he can get an insanity plea and go to a facility if it helps okay great let's do it. Next one should they be jailed? This is a story called the Strange Feast are you aware of it? No I'm so excited to learn all of these fucking things you found this one's German oh so it's really

which is gonna be real fucked up This is the strange feast. It is a German fairy tale. Yeah, look at that fucking picture. That's fucking awesome. If you can't see this picture, there's like a hot dog that looks like a guy chasing you down the alleyway. He's in a...

Holding a knife. Holding a knife. Behind bars. He is behind bars. He is behind bars. So that might be a spoiler. This is a great story. A German fairy tale from the Brothers Grimm collection about a liver sausage.

Oh. Who is invited to dinner by a blood sausage. Whoa. The liver sausage becomes frightened by bizarre. and violent sights in the house, such as a broom and shovel fighting, and is warned by a mysterious voice that the house is a trap.

She flees and sees the blood sausage in an attic window holding a knife and shouting after her, if I had caught you, I would have had you. Should the blood sausage be jailed? Yes, I'm just trying to wrap my head around what this is a metaphor for. I don't know.

I guess like, It's just two sausages. And they're sausages. They're sausages. And one of them is traumatized by the sight of a broom and shovel fighting. Now that's also crazy because like that feels like we're just slamming shit together. Here's the other thing too. What's the cosmology here?

I also am kind of like, I don't want to trauma shame anyone. Right. But come on. People have real issues. You're traumatized by seeing a broom and a shovel fighting grow up. Yeah. Brooms and shovels fight sometimes. Yeah, 100%.

They fight. It doesn't mean they're not going to, like, get past this. It doesn't mean they're not going to fuck later. They're going to go to couples therapy. They're going to work on it. And here's the thing. It's like if a broom and a shovel fight really hard. Sure.

There's no blood, right? No. Only splinters. Only splinters. And if the two sausages were fighting, there'd be blood because one was a blood sausage. Yeah. So obviously the blood sausage has to be jailed. You think so?

I think so. But I think that it's not going to happen. I think the blood sausage. should be jailed, but based on how the criminal justice system handles stalking and close calls, I really don't think that this is enough to get the blood sausage jailed. We need more evidence. We need something else. Because all we're doing is going off of what the lizard liver sausage is saying.

Sure. And the cops don't believe women. They don't believe sausage. And I think the best thing that could happen here, unfortunately, is probably that the liver sausage is probably going to have to, unfortunately. And I would love to reform this. Sure. Wait for the blood sausage to contact her again. Get a restraining order.

Yeah, wait for something in writing. Yeah, you have to get something in writing. You have to get your restraining order. And then the restraining order doesn't even do anything except for work as like a paper trail. If the person, if the blood sausage comes after you again. Yep. Then, you know, then you can call the cops. But it's like the restraining order is just a hypothetical deterrent that doesn't even work on stalkers.

Yeah, no, that's so true. And so many stalking cases are just completely ignored by law enforcement. So I don't think this blood sausage will be going to jail. No, I hear you. And also it's like mostly the things that are wrong are happening in the house. Do we know that the blood sausage set these things up in the house? Maybe the house is haunted. Maybe the house is a house problem.

Yeah. No, and obviously like if I'm following my gut, right, like I see someone at the attic window with a knife saying if I would have got you, I would have had you or something. Yeah. I think that's probably bad. Sure. But who knows really? But that's not necessarily linked to the broom and the shovel fight.

That's fair. I would say I feel like the blood sausage and the liver sausage. Right. So something we're not talking about enough. They're both women. No fucking. Well, they're both girls. Is a woman?

They're girls. Yeah. We said she. Yeah. I knew the liver sausage was a girl. No, I think they're both girls. Wow. And I think that's gorgeous.

I think that is gorgeous. They're women. We need more women stalkers. We need more women stockers. It's a male-dominated field. And they're also in a male-dominated field of being sausages. Wait, that's so true. So are they just girl-bossing, actually?

Wait, maybe they girl-bossed too close to the sun. Maybe they just girl-bossed a little too close to the sun. Okay, so I'm going to say that the blood sausage who wants to kill everyone, actually just girl-bossed too close to the sun. Yeah, I think let's let them off no charges. And by the way, if you're not watching, every time I've said girl boss too close, close to the sun, my head has spun around in a full circle. Yep.

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No. Oh, I love this. This is basically what happens in the juniper tree. Okay. A stepmother murders her stepson and serves him to his father in a stew. The son is later resurrected as a bird that sings the song exposing the murder. Should anyone be jailed there? Okay, the stepmom murders the stepson, puts him in a stew.

Gives it to the father. The father's like, hell yeah. The father's like, let's go. I love a stew. I love a stew. I don't know if he knows that the son is in it. I really doubt he does. Okay.

I'm going to say he's innocent. Great. Innocent until proven guilty. The son is later resurrected. So, okay, here's a really dirty, yucky question. Oh. How? Because the sun got eaten.

Right. So did he... Resurrection as a bird? Did he become a bird from a dump? Yeah, did he get poopied out? And then did the dad poopie out a bird? Wait. Then sang like, a song.

Being like, I know what about the murder? Because it was me who was murdered. Yeah. That's kind of sick. Yeah. Which kind of a win. Yeah. I think the stepmother should obviously go to jail.

To prison right away. Yeah. And I think she's, I think, I think she's got so many charges that could get her. Oh, you can't put your stepson in a stew. We've got, yeah. What is it? It's like when there's got to be a charge for like feeding someone their son without their knowledge, like besides murder. Right, right.

Like there's got to be like a. There's got to be a porn for that as well. There's definitely a porn for that. Because there's porn for everything. There's porn for everything. But like the idea of a step sister, stepbrother, step parent. Yes. They are all very porny things.

So the idea of a step parent feeding a father, a their stepchild in a stew. Yeah. And you know what else? We have something there. You know what else is very porny. Schitting a bird and it's singing a song. It's so sexy to me. Every fucking every porn.

Every porn ends in that. Ends in that. Every porn. It's like kind of like. Like I've seen it. I know, right? But it's like, I guess it's a thing that enough people like. Sure, I guess.

That I mean, listen, I liked it the first 20 times. Yeah. And then after that you're like, okay, I know what's going to happen. I know what's going to like skip to the next video. They're going to shit out the bird. Yeah, 100%. Let's see a pizza delivery guy. Well, out of those stories, what would make the worst porn?

I mean. I mean, the girl with no hands. The girl with no hands is pretty bad. The sausage one is pretty bad. Sausage one is bad. I understand where the porn could be. Sure. There's sausages, sure.

But like the girl with no hands, I think, would be the most disturbing porn. Yeah. Or the Little Mermaid. Although, like, mermaid porn, I think, is like fair. Yeah, she also shows up naked at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, but she's underage. But is it animated?

I don't know. I think they're all pretty equally bad, actually. They're all terrible porn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe the juniper one is the worst. The juniper tree. Anyway, I think everyone in that story besides the son who turns into a bird should be jailed. Yeah, that's fair.

Because I think the father should be like jailed on account of like second degree eating. He ate his son, even without his knowledge. He has a taste for human blood now. Yeah. So he's going to need to be jailed. Yeah. Because he knows what it's like now. He's probably never.

Not safe to be in the world. He has to go to CA. Cannibals and anonymous. Right. Of course. And it's no one ever goes through all 12 steps at CA. No, because they are usually death-penaltyed. Yeah, they're usually either death-penulted or they relapsed.

Was Dahmer death-penultied? He was, right? Was Dommer death? Oh, he was murdered in jail. Oh, murdered in jail? Yeah. Which is like death penalty light? Yeah, it's like, it's like, um, it's like, create your own death.

Create your own death penalty. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Sid, I got to tell you something. This segment was not only so good, but it actually perfectly goes into my next segment. I'm scared. And I'm like shocked, actually. Because the thing is, too, I had something for after this.

Yeah. But I'm going to tell you what it is right now just so you understand how stupid it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the father eats the kid in the stew. Yeah. I was like, oh, perfect segue to my question. I'm so curious about. Yeah.

What defines a stew? What defines a chowder? What defines a soup? Oh, shit. And let me tell you, that is so stupid, do yours. Okay, but really quick, really quick. A chowder's got to be thick. It's got cream.

It's milky. It's milky. It's got cream. It's milky. It's milky. A soup? A soup is, I think it's square rectangle. I think soup is the category.

Yeah. And then you can have things underneath it. Yeah. And I think stew can be a soup. A stew can be a soup. To me a soup. A chowder is a soup. A stew takes a long time to make, right?

Yes. And I think a stew is lumpy. I think stew is lumpy. Yes. Chowder is milky. Soup is big. Soup is big. Soup is big.

That's such a good thing. I've always said that. Okay. So I will be playing solitaire on me phone. Sure. And, oh, God. Oh, no. Five, six beautiful games in.

Yeah, I'll get like five, six games in. I'll be like, God, that was so dopamine-inducing. I don't even remember those games. And then I get hit with an ad, right? And that's always annoying. But I get hit with like fucking really weird ads. Yeah. I told you about that supremacy ad.

It's like, it's like World War III supremacy. And you play like as Germany. And I was like, is this like, this feels Nazi-coded. This feels like. Well, they know who they're advertising. to. And it's the people who play solitaire. And they're like, we know you want to be Germany. Yeah.

So, so, so I got a new ad and I'd love to watch it with you. Sure. I'm scared. Hey, I need your help. Come join me in designing the ultimate correctional system. No.

Island prison, Cliff Prison. Now, okay, this is like when you play Mario Kart and it's like, here are all the different, you know, races. These are all the different locations that you can race in, except instead, it's like, here are all the different prisons you could possibly. Yeah, it's like zoot-type.

Wasteland prison. Now, here's a question. Have you noticed the craziest part of this ad? Build your own prism. No, it says bidet your own prism. At the top. B-T-D-A-U-I-T. And then does it say bun a maximum?

No, that says run? Run a maximum. Maximum Security Prison, totally spelled right. Up at the top, it says, Bittita, your own prism. I think that's our next merch. And that is, and that is, and that is the title of our next segment. Bittita, your own prism.

Bittita, your own prism. What the fuck? So, it's crazy they didn't even have one other person look at this. That caught my eye. That was the thing there. I was like, what the actual fuck? Bittita your own prism. Yeah, Plains prison.

Plains prison. Desert. Prison. God, there's so many prisons. Really so many you could bidita. Plateau prison. That's crazy. That one's like futuristic. So I obviously saw this and kind of went like, that feels bad and weird and wrong. But then I was like, if you're bitta-da-in your own prism, you can decide who goes there.

You can decide what the rules are, right? It's a total bidet-ta your own. So here's a segment called Bit-a-da your own prism. Music. Cup the music. Cup the music. Cup the mubit. So, so I have a couple of prisms that I was just thinking about in the car.

I would love to bid it to them. And, and I'm going to say a prism that I have some ideas for. Then if you want to jump in and say any prism, we can go back and forth and bit us in prism. Oh, perfect. So, like, okay, one prism I think would be so good. Yeah. A prism for billionaires. Oh, yeah.

I mean, why hasn't it been made? Right. And, but, but what is this prism, right? it's just like a small town in like Alabama or something. It's a small town like somewhere in the middle of the country. It's like kind of a charming town. It's fine. The punishment is they just have to live paycheck to paycheck.

Yeah. In a literally a nice town. It's totally fine. It's like stars hollow. And everyone has a gun with one bullet. Yeah. And that you can kill yourself if you want to chat. Yeah.

And it's like this is literally like most people would be like, most people would be like, oh, this is normal. I already live paycheck to paycheck and there's a coffee shop I like. But billionaires would be like, this is my prism. This is their prism. So that was one. Another one I thought was a really good prism would be like a prism for like, let's say, Cairns, right?

Or like people who like are someone's aunt who like reads a lot of QAnon shit. Sure. They need to go to air jail. Sure. Have you ever seen a cat be bad? and then their owner picks it up and just like holds it in the air and they're like you're in air jail. They say you're in air jail?

Yes, yes. It's a term for cat owners and like small dog owners. When the animal is like when the cat is like fucking with things that it's like fighting another cat or something, you pick it up and you're like you're in air jail now. So like a big hand comes out of the sky? Just a big like a big hand or a big dude you're a big lady. Absolutely. It just holds them. Sorry. Until they calm down.

Like you sorry. Put your phone down. Yeah, you have to put your phone down. You have to read a book. Yep. And stop watching Fox News and they hold them in the air. We can't report that nice person. They're just doing a normal thing. Yep. They're just working their job.

And it's just air jail. And it works on chihuahuas. It works on cats. That's pretty good. So that's another prism. Oh, that's a great prism. Yeah. Okay, let me think.

Okay. I have a prism. Yeah. This is my prism. Okay. It's for ICE agents. Okay, beautiful. And I think they just need to be in a prism, which is a television studio that

shoots, that takes video of your face, your full face without a mask, and just puts it on TV. Yeah. That's it. That's great. Your identity has been exposed. That's all. That's your prism. That's beautiful.

Your prism is now everyone knows who you are. And I'm going to say that also the doors of the TV studio are locked so that we're not ripping any more families apart. No. We're just, we're just televising. And you know what? We're just going like, now you have to just own up to the fact that you're doing this. Now that we're in a television studio, for season two, I'm going to add a layer.

Sure. I think it's wipe out as well. Yeah, I think it should also be wipe out. Where they're like having to go through an obstacle course. Yeah, like a big silly obstacle course or they're getting in the face with shit. But like, I don't care because we're ice agents. I don't fucking care. Yeah.

How about this? A prism for internet trolls. Yeah. And the prism is they don't get a phone. They don't get a computer. They just get a mirror. Yeah. I'd be bad.

That's bad. They just have to look at themselves. Yeah. and be like, this is who I am. I am. This is myself. This is what I have to live with. It's a room full of mirrors and they're just and just, it's only self-reflection.

Not even Funhouse mirrors. No, normal mirrors. Yeah, Funhouse mirrors, you can always justify like, well, that's not really me. Yeah. No, it's real mirrors. Just you. Yep, 100%. Okay, that's really good.

Yeah, some good prisms. Maybe, okay, here's a good prism. Yeah, Trump supporters. Okay, I Trump supporter. Locked in a room with Trump. Wow. Yeah. And you know what?

Why don't you meet him? Actually, honey, you love. him so much, why don't you meet him? Let's see if he likes you. Let's see how you guys get along. I'm going to be honest, that's a prism for him. Because he hates his. A prism for him. It's a prism for them. Yeah. Because so many of them are just going to be like people who don't make that much money. Yeah. Who think that this is going to be the answer. Yep. And it won't be. And they're going to ask him all the crazy shit that's not, they're going to be like, oh, okay, so tell me about like, you know, how autism causes the 5G to be like, you know, the pedophile cabal. And he's going to be

like I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And I think let's make it take it one step further. Let's make it a sleepover. Oh, it has to be. It's a prism. It's a prism. Yeah. So let's make it like a five day sleepover.

Well, it's, I mean, it's, it can be longer. Yeah. And look, you guys can do friendship bracelets? Yeah. You can do whatever you want? But do you guys like each other after five days? That's really good. I'm going to go with probably not.

I don't think he's going to like you. I don't think you're going to like him. It's perfect. I think that's, that's great. What most of these prisms are, which I think is great, is just putting a person in a direct, they have to directly view the thing they're doing. That's it. And that's rehabilitative, kind of, which is not really the American prism system. It's not. How about a prism for Manosphere guys? Yep. And it's just a therapist. Yeah. That's perfect. Just like a therapist being like,

yeah. It's telehealth. It's just telehealth. It's always glitching. Just telehealth. And that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. It's a perfect prism. Just like a good prisms. Yeah. Try anything if there are any other really good prisms. Yeah. That would be helpful. That we could bit to da. A prism for, you know, the blonde girls who have baby showers and the list of names behind them are like Braylin, Kaylin, Saylin, Baylon, Dailin, Shrelin. What would be a good prismam for that kind of person?

Oh, just like a little bit of community service. Yeah. Like a little bit of like just taking like volunteering at a food bank for like one day. Or even literally just arriving in New York City. Yeah. Just like welcome to New York City. What is that? Is that anything for you? Yeah. How about that? Is this change your mind about anything at all? Yeah, that's really good. Are you still stuck in Salin, Grayland, Breilin? Is this kind of fun? That's great. That's a good prism. Yeah. Okay, that was an excellent segment.

Yeah. That was a segment called Bita de your prism. Music! Cupp the Musach. Copt the Musach. Cops the Musach. Oh, my gosh. I would love to talk to you about sauna men. Sorry?

So, like, I've been having a whole revelation. Oh, yeah. With sauna men. Right. So I go to a public gym. Yeah. And we go to the same gym now. We do.

I just am never there. And I love that there's a sauna. Like, I love that there's a sauna. Because I... Couldn't tell you where it is. I like to sweat out all my... my, all my gunk. Yeah, there they are.

When I tell you the only thing I've literally done at that gym that has been worthwhile is scaring you. Yeah. It's the only thing I've done at that gym that is worthwhile. Yeah. Is Olivia will be on the treadmill and then I'll look at her location, see that she's at the treadmill. Yeah.

Run up there and go like, my God, you killed my son. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone around her will be like, who the fuck is that? And that's the only thing you can do at a 24-hour fitness that's fun. That matters, yeah. So, like, I really like being in the sauna and I'm stubborn enough. to be like, I'm going to go into the sauna every time after I worked out for 10 to 15 minutes. Sure.

Because I like it and it feels good. And the problem is that often comes with like a conversation, right? Because it's hard to be in the sauna for 10 to 15 minutes without someone trying to talk to you. Mm-hmm. And I've just been like, okay, if someone's really trying to talk to me, I'll like talk to them. But I just like, I don't know. Who are the people who are talking to you? I have never met another girl in the sauna to the point where I wondered at a certain point if it was a gendered sauna and I was in the wrong one.

Right. But it's not. I think I'm just the only girl in the entire gym who's masochistic enough to do it. Listen. You're not like other girls. You like to sweat. I like to sweat. These other girls, they don't like to sweat.

No, so like every time in the sauna, it's like me and like, like, I'm not. Five guys. That's a restaurant. That's a restaurant. It's me and a whole restaurant in the sauna. And often... What do you order? Yeah.

Is it pizza? Yeah. No, it's burgers. Great. Perfect. So people will always try to start a conversation in the sauna. And I... You know why.

Because you're sexy. Well, that's what I don't. But I don't think it's the case. And I'll tell you why. This is some bullshit. So, so first off, there's always a sauna predator. There's always one predator who you. trying to talk to people in the sauna that don't want to get talked to.

Now, the predator is not only ever just talking to me. Sometimes the predator is talking to a young man who doesn't want to talk to him. Oh, okay. And it's a different predator every time. Okay, great. So that's kind of cool. Know your local sauna predators. The ecosystem of the sauna.

There's always at least one predator. Great. And they always speak in riddles. So, like, they'll say stuff like, you know, thank you so much for this. No. To like another man. And then the other guy will, the younger guy will go like, what? And he'll go like, thank you.

so much for this. No. And then he'll be like... What is happening? Yeah. So it's like they speak in riddles and... Thank you so much for this. Yeah, they'll say shit that's like how, what could that mean?

Like what could that... No other context. No. And the young man was terrified. Like you could tell. Yeah. He wasn't used to this. Oh, I would be terrified if someone out of context and thank you so much for this.

Like an elderly man in the sauna. What? Yeah. And what are we wearing in this? Most people are wearing nothing. Most people are wearing, like wearing like a towel. They're wearing. wearing like a like shorts or something, but no shirt. I'm wearing my full outfit and I've got my

purse in the sauna. You bring your purse in the sauna? Because I didn't know there were lockers. Now I don't. But like I would get roasted for bringing my purse in the sauna. And then and then people would use that as an end to start a conversation. Well, Olivia, to be fair. If I saw someone bring a purse in the sauna, I would immediately be like, thank you for this. And then I'd be like, this is crazy. So like, there's this one way. You brought your purse in the sauna? For months. For months I used to do that. Doesn't your phone get like wet? Yeah, I play solitaire. In the sauna? In the sauna? So that people don't talk to me. And also so that like, so that you can bid to do your own prism. I can bid it to my own prism and so that the 15 minutes goes by fast.

So like one of the weirdest ones recently was this guy who was like probably around my age. Sure. There were like a couple guys around my age. And and the one of them, you know, I, He started the conversation obviously by rushing me about having my purse in the sauna. Yes. Yeah. Yes. And I'm like, oh, ha, ha, I don't have anywhere to put it. There are lockers out front.

I didn't realize they were combination lockers. And so now I know that. By the time, I didn't know that. And so then, you know, this guy's like. I don't go to this gym and I know that. This guy's like asking me riddles being like, you know, like, you know, so, uh, so you, you know, the first thing he asks is like, so do you hate your job? job. What? Yeah. He didn't even say anything about the purse. He roasted me about the purse.

And he was like, so do you hate your job? What? And I was like, no, I like my job. You know, it's, I, it's contract work. So it goes up and down. But, you know, it's, it's a good time. And he's like, oh, great. And he starts talking to me about shit. Meanwhile, this other guy starts basing back and forth and, like, going like, to himself. And he starts punching the wall of the sauna. And I like, what? Yeah. And I like. What? Yeah. And I. And I. like look at him and I'm like oh Jesus fucking crazy like and I look at the guy who's like talking to me and that guy goes like high tea what are you going to do you know it's just got high tea and I was like high oh high testosterone he's like yeah just you know that's how it goes and I'm like he's punching a wooden wall in a sauna full of people like get lower tea if that's if that's high tea lower it like please lower it that so you know the guy keeps talking to me blah blah blah I eventually like clock the time where I'm like, okay, I should leave now. I leave. You should have left at the beginning. I know, right? I go back to the sauna a couple days later. I meet another guy.

See, now we need to stop going to the sauna. He keeps being like, oh, sorry, I would, I don't go to the gym a lot now because I'm sick. I'm not sick. And I was like, okay. And he was like, I've just felt under the weather. I'm not sick. And I was like, okay. And then he was like, so what do you do for work? What is up with these people asking you about your work? I know. So then I start talking to that guy. Are they trying to like recruit you for something? they are. So at the end of this conversation. Oh, no.

This guy's like, yeah, I'm my own boss. My mentor retired at 25. Mentor. Mm-hmm. My mentor retired at 25. I do e-commerce. I'm an entrepreneur, you know, I'm like, and it's like, and I'm like, oh, I've heard this speech before. This is an MLM speech.

Oh. And I'm realizing. Yeah. Multiple people in this sauna have tried to. Scam you. get me into an MLM. Yeah. And I realized is that because, because like, girls do it over.

Girls do it. Like the classic MLM woman will DM you. There'll be someone you went to high school with. Hey, girlie. I'm my own boss now. I've started my own business. And I'm looking to recruit boss bitches like you, bitch, bad bitch. And sometimes when you're like younger, you think they might be talking about something

legitimate. So you're like, oh, sure. And then you talk to them and you're like, oh, no, this is an absolute multi-level marketing scheme. Sure. But I don't think straight guys do that over DM. I think they go to the sauna to do that. Interesting. And that is, that's the revelation I'm having. Yes. Yeah. But I will also say, you've had people try to recruit you for an MLM in other locations. A hundred percent. I've, I've gotten approached to a Target. I've gotten approached at gas stations. Strangers will talk to you to be like, you should, you should, I should scam you. I have scam victim face, resting scam victim face. And

strangers will talk to me about their greatest trauma. Interesting. So many strangers will be like, oh, I got to tell you about my divorce. And I would love that. I truly would. Would you? Yeah, because I like bonding with people. It's not bonding. It's just being a vessel. It's just being a vessel. It's just being a vessel for their shit and going like, oh, that must be really hard. I'm so sorry. And then being like, what, you didn't even get to the worst part. Yeah, that's crazy. Yes. Yeah.

And that happens to me often. Yeah. All the time. Why don't they scam you? I don't know. They just want to tell me about like their horrific, horrific divorce. Are you sure it's not like leading somewhere? I don't think so.

But anyway, do you hate your job? No. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. I wonder what it is about me that has like prey energy. Comment below. Comment below.

Comment below if you know why I have prey energy. You're one. Comment below why people keep telling me about their divorce. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah. It is really a... Yeah, so next time you're in the sauna with five men and they start telling you riddles and asking you about your job, you might get to join a pyramid scheme. That's...

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Well, I did the five foot. Do you know what kind of pyramid scheme? I don't. I did express interest because I was exhausted and I forgot that this is what a pyramid scheme is. And so when he was like, oh, and also I'm just desperate for money. And he was like, oh, like, I make so much money. And I was like, oh, that's awesome. He was like, you know, I could, I could mentor you if you want. And I was like, oh, cool. And then and then I left and I was like, right, no, that's a pyramid scheme. Why is everyone offering to mentor? Well, mentor is a keyword for

MLMs. Mentor. Mentor. My mentor, if someone ever says to you, my mentor retired at 25, And if someone ever takes what you want to do and then repurposes it into a story about their mentor, that's another tell. They're like, oh, what do you do for work, Sydney? I'm a comedy writer. Oh, you're a comedy writer. Well, my mentor retired at 25, not from her acting job that she does, but from her bartending job. And now she funds her career in the arts with her money from e-commerce. How does that make what?

Yeah. Well, I'll come to college. coffee with me. We'll talk about it. I don't want to do that. Let's just have a coffee. I don't want to do that. Um, yeah. This is why people don't want me to be in their MLM. Because I shut down and I go, you're just genuine. You're like, I don't want to. I'm just like, oh, awesome. How long do I have to pretend before I can leave? You're like, sounds scary. Yeah, I go into fawn a lot. I'm a fun. You're a fawn. I'm a freeze. Yeah, I, I, I do freeze some. Okay, if you were to rank the four trauma responses. What are they fight? Fight. Fight, flight, freeze and fawn. Flight is you start.

flying, you run away. Yeah, you fly around like airplane. You run away. Fight is like, I'm going to argue with you. I'm going to fight. No, I know what fighting is. Flight is like, I'm going to try to get out of this situation. I'm going to retreat. I'm going to run. I'm going to get myself to fuck out of here. That's fucking awesome. I know. That's my favorite. The idea of somebody, can you wait? Can you say something to me that's like I've been doing wrong? Yeah, yeah. Hey, can we talk about kind of communication? Oh. That's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. I, I love that. Yeah. Flight is the one that I will go to. if it's an option, right? You'll run?

I will leave the room if it's an option. That's so fun. I used to be in situations where, like, people would start saying really fucked up shit, and I would have to go to the bathroom, quote, unquote, and I would just literally never come back. I would just never come back from the bathroom. So then that person was like, something's wrong in there? 100%.

And I'm loving them thinking that. Great. But I, yeah, if flight is an option, I will be doing that. Okay. Freeze is you just, it's like you shut down. It's like a possum playing dead. That's me. I definitely.

Every time. That too. And then Fawn is like rolling over on your belly being like, ha, ha, ha, whatever you want. Yay. Yay, I'm a sycophant. Don't hurt me. Yeah. Which I've found myself also doing.

And I think that one's the most despicable. I get the most repulsed by myself when I see myself do that. Okay. Yeah. But I mean, I don't know that any of them are repulsive as much as just all of them come from different. Yeah. They're all different tactics. Well, and they're all different. Are there levels? Can we look up a, can we look up our fawn and freeze a different level of trauma than fight or flight? Because I've heard this where it's like if you can't fight or flight, I think it goes in order. I think it's like you fight. Don't call me on this unless I'm right. But like you fight first, but if you feel like you're in danger where you can't fight, you flight. And if you feel like you can't flight, you freeze. And if you feel like you can't freeze, you fawn. I don't know. How can you not freeze? Freezing is so fun. Freezing is easy. You just go, freeze sense of dread, pale skin, feeling stiff. Oh my God. That's so me.

Yeah, that's literally so. Dude, that's so me. You go, okay, also, I know this has nothing to do with this, but what does ever? I almost had a panic attack at a baby shower yesterday. Oh my fucking God, because the baby was trying to fight you? No. What happened? The baby doesn't come yet for the baby shower. You know that, right? Oh, rude. It's a party about it. It's a party about it. It doesn't. come. Doesn't show up to its own fucking party. What are you talking about? It's still in utero. Rood. Rood. Fucking rude. No, so I, I almost had a panic attack at a baby shower because I realized my nose felt a little congested and then I couldn't breathe. And then I realized now I'm thinking about breathing so much I'm going to have a panic attack. Oh, my God. And I was in a conversation with a very nice woman who was being like, have you seen one battle after another? And I was like, oh my God. And I literally was like, I might fucking lose it at this baby shower.

Oh my God. It's like when you start thinking about your breath too much. No, no. It's like when people are like meditate by focusing on your breath. And I'm like that makes me panic. Hard now. Like I can do a mantra. I can do a lot of different types of meditation.

Let me just count. Let me just count. I count all the time. I love counting. I love to count to four. I love to count to eight. Wait, let's do it. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Yep. So we both can do it is what we just realized. So that's awesome. Oh, that's really cool. I love that. Fawn response often covers up distress and damage you're feeling inside due to trauma. Yeah, the fond response emotional reaction involves becoming highly agreeable to the person abusing you. I love that.

That's why I hate it. I'm like, that's so, oh, that's so stockholmey. I'd rather just freeze. Well, but it's also like it says to the person abusing you. Yeah. But what if you're just in a normal conflict? Like, if you're in a normal conflict and one person isn't abusing the other person, it's just like, hey, I'm having some issues with this. Like talking about it?

I think... Is that different? Okay. So here's what it is. Mm-hmm. I think that if you're going into a fawn response that's like a technical fawn response, I think that means you have encountered abuse whether or not you're encountering it in this moment. So like, let's say me, a person who has had some silly things in the past is talking to you, a person who's never been abusive.

And you say like, I don't really like this. and my nervous system goes off and is like, oh, no, what if I get yelled at? Which I wouldn't be. But my nervous system's telling me that. And then I go like, yeah, I like whatever you like. It's like, you're not doing anything. I'm just. But isn't that kind of a thing for most of, I mean, I don't know.

I'm not like a, I'm not a professional here. But isn't that also the same with all of the responses? Isn't it like you're doing all of the responses? Yeah. And just like all the different responses. Yeah. As a reaction to something you've failed. in the past? Yes. Okay. I mean, or a reaction to something you're facing in the present.

Got it. If you're reacting like that and the thing happening. Then it's likely. Yeah. Okay. Got it. If it's like a, you know, you're in, you're late for traffic and you go into fighter flight. Like, you know, it's probably not because someone's screaming at you right now. Like, you better show up or I'm going to kill you. It's probably because you're remembering times where people were yelled at you because you were late or, you know, like, Like you're compounding that with memories of people being disappointed in you and then it making you feel unsafe. Okay. That's interesting.

Yeah, it is. I will say, like, I know that the fleeing thing. Yeah. The flight. Flight is. I know that the flight is not actually just running away. However, we scroll up to flight. That is sick.

Like, if somebody was getting upset with you and you just ran away, like, down the street, that would be sick. Yeah, flight. Okay, wait, sorry. Flight. Your body believes you cannot overcome a danger. but can avoid it by running away. A surge of hormones like adrenaline give you stamina to run from danger. Excessively.

Oh, signs of a flight response is excessively exercising, fidgety, tense, trapped, constantly moving your eggs. You're constantly moving your eggs. I hate when I'm constantly moving my eggs. Constantly, I go into the fridge, rearrange all my eggs. Dilated, darting eyes, feeling of restless body. Okay, so maybe I'm in flight all the time and I just never run away. And then dilated darting eyes. Fight is the one I rarely get into.

I have to be in like a special place. Yeah, I got it. Fight is like scrappy do. Yeah, I'm not a fighter, though. I think it would be fun to be. I love kickboxing. I love fighting when there's no danger. I only fight for fun.

Yeah, exactly. I only fight for fun. I like getting into fake fights that are not real. I like wrestling. I love Elie. I love elbowing a bag. I love kicking a bag, punching a bag, getting out my aggression that way.

Yeah. Elbowing a kid. Punching a kid. Getting my aggression out that way. Getting my aggression out on an adult or. On a fucking adult, even. Even. Even sometimes an adult.

Yeah. No, that's always fun. Yeah. Yeah. Freeze is is where it's at though. Oh, freeze is where it's at. Yeah. Because then somebody's talking to you and you just kind of are like,

you're just sort of like. It's so sick. Yeah. Yeah. It's so fun. I do it. constantly. I do, I love a freeze. I just go, and my brain shuts off. And then people like say something and you're like, oh my God, sure fucking wish I could. I had no idea. Sure fucking wish I could formulate a thought right now and push it out my mouth. It's awesome. Even if I can formulate the thought, it's not coming out my mouth. I have nothing. No, I'm a, I'm catatonic. I have nothing. Yeah. Should we decide what each of the telitubbies trauma response would be? Yes. This is a segment called what would each of the telotubbies trauma response be music. Let's music. Okay, let's look them up. Let's see. There's...

All right. Tinky Winky Winky, Dipsy, La, L'A. Poe. And can I see what their, what their props are? Because I know they each have a prop. Well, Tinky Winkies is a purse. Yeah, Tinky Winkies is a purse. Dipsies is a fucking hat for some reason. And is a prop, is it a hat a prop or is it a costume? Oh, that's such a good question. Okay, so I have one answer already. Great. Pose prop.

And Poe is purple. Poe is the red one. Sorry. So sorry. Tinky winky is the purple one. Poe is the red one. So what do you think? Oh, flight.

Absolutely flight. Flight. If you were to approach Poe and be like our relationship isn't equal. Yeah. You have been taking and you're not giving it. Poe would be like, I'm out. And then go away on a razor scooter. Already razor scootering far over the hills into the mouth of the baby son.

Into the mouth of the baby son. And to never return. And never return. Okay. So we know that Poe is the flight response. Okay. Thank you. I'm so glad we figured that out.

Okay. Then we have Tinky Winky Lala. Dipsy. Dipsy. Which one is Dipsy green? And Dipsy wears the hat. Dipsy kind of is giving me, what's the name of the guy who wrote the book on how to pull girls? Oh, oh, mystery.

Yep. Dipsy is giving mystery. Yeah. Dipsy is giving mystery in this hat. Yeah, absolutely. So what would fight? Fight? But then I will also say, Tinky Winky is so tall and big.

And kind of the leader that I'm like, and also seems the least traumatized, if I'm being honest. But Tinky Winky Winky is such a gentle soul. Yeah. Right? I guess. And just, I mean, Tinky Winky Winky isn't, but this is regular Tinkie Winkie. Right, right, right. No, I mean, I would say that, so we've got, we've got freeze, fawn, and fight last.

If I'm looking at this specific picture, which just for your reference, if you're listening, is an Etsy vintage Telatubbies puzzle complete. Yes. If I'm looking at this image, I'm going to say the green one who looks like mystery is giving me fight. Yeah, that's true. Maybe it's because I want to fight him. No, he's with the hat. It's the hat. You know, without the hat, I feel like Dipsy is giving like freeze or something.

Sure. But like with the hat. The hat is giving me. And obviously, like, we are including the props because the. The scooter was... You have to. Okay, so the hat is, yeah. The hat is giving fight.

It's giving, it's giving pimp a little bit. Yeah. And a pimp needs to know how to fight. Sure. Because sometimes a john will try to, you know, do something bad to your hose. Okay. And a pimp needs to know how to fight. I'm actually not even going to partake in this.

Okay, so dipsy is giving fight. Dipsy is fight. Now, between, freeze and fawn. Freeze and fawn. And we have who are left, Tinky, Winky and Lala. Okay. So Lala's prop is a ball. Yeah. La La La La Laugh's prop is a huge ball. Yeah. And we have Fawn and Freeze. Yeah. So one of them, just when they're, when they get in trouble or when they go into fight or flight, they just panic and like get totally stealing catatonic and can't talk. And the other one is like, ha ha, yay, whatever you want. Do you need any help with anything? Now, here's what I'll say.

In this specific Etsy vintage Tel-Tubby's puzzle-complete image. Yeah. The one with the ball is giving Fawn. Yeah, because it's like, let's play with a ball. Yeah. No, I love that. Let's play with the ball. Let's just play with the ball.

I have a giant ball. I agree with that. And it's kind of like a yoga ball. I don't know. It's like a huge ball. Yeah. Which also could be a, you know, those instruments that you use for better positions when you have sex.

Yes. So it could be one of those like, it could be a big ball for like, oh, sex ball. Yeah. Which is so fond. Which is so fond. It's like, oh, don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me. Just fuck me.

Let's just fuck me. That's why I don't like fond. Because I don't, because when I do it. You say don't be mad at me. I feel like that's what I'm saying. I feel like, no, don't worry. Just fuck me. Well, I mean, I think mine is stupid because somebody will say something to me and I just go like.

So you're tinky winky winky. I'm tinky winky. Okay. So Tinky Winky is freeze, which is so, it's so interesting because I'm so used to Tinky Winky from the Love Island Fantasy bracket. But this is a different person. This is in fact the Etsy Vintage Tel Tubby's Puzzle Complete image. Yeah.

So it's different. And also, to be honest, okay, I'm a real. What? What happened? Tinky Winky has a triangle on its head. A triangle is a play button. Oh, shit. And so if you click the play button, it's.

because it was paused, which means it was frozen. Okay, that's beautiful. I was, I was also thinking that a way you could. You know what's really stupid? Go ahead, go ahead. This job. This job is, do you hate your job? No.

Are you going to put me in an ML? Yeah, I was going to say, my mentor retired at age 17. This is just so stupid. And now funds her podcast career with her e-commerce money. No, I was also thinking a thing you could do when you're in freeze. is if you don't just freeze, is you could be pretending to look through your purse. Totally. Be like, oh, sorry.

I'm sorry. I have to put, look. And Tinky Mee does have a purse. So, so, yeah. Wow. Okay. I think we figured it out. I know you guys have been wondering and asking us for years.

Yeah. What are the Telitubbies? Our house in the middle of the night. What are the Telatubi's trauma responses? And finally we gave it to you. Yeah. So you're welcome. Play the music.

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