Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - TOP 50 Songs Of The SUMMER!

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

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So you're going to hear them going through the glass. Yeah. A bunch of tourists screaming. Screaming, of course. Them talking shit about the tourists as they exit the glass. Yes. Yes. Getting into a Waymo.

Waymo hitting a freeway media. And of course, the Waymo person being like, hi, I heard you're a shark. Do you need any help? Yeah. And then that going straight into the ocean. Yeah. Which is far from Vegas. So far.

So it's going to be an expensive waymo ride and sharks don't really even have Apple pay. No, they don't. It's an expensive song of the summer. Hey. Yeah. Welcome to Sydney. Olivia Talks. I'm the sad one. I'm the Olivia one. Um, boy owing. Okay, song of the summer. Boy owing my boner. Yeah, today we have a very special episode of the podcast for you. Because we have no other ones.

Wow. No other ones. Who was here and left. Oh, and well, it was the girl from Love Island who got cut before the season started. because she said something bad that you don't say. Right. And we had her on our show. And we were going to have her on our show. But she fell through the floor. Mm-hmm. It wasn't us being like, maybe you shouldn't have to hear.

No, she fell through the floor walking and we were going to say, like, why did you do it? Something I think everyone is always trying to figure out. Trying to figure out. Every summer. Yeah, yeah. What's going to be the song of the summer? What is the song of the summer? So, one time it was espresso.

Yep. And what is it, you know? What is it going to be? So for this summer, we've come up with a list of 50 songs of the summer. Yeah. To let you know, these are the 50 songs of the summer. Yeah. Music. Catch the music. Okay. So here we are going to, we're going to give you a list of the 50 songs of the summer. Yeah. This is, we didn't, honestly, we're just the messengers. Yeah. We didn't even make this. This is just what it is in the universe. Yeah. Can I give an honorable mention? Yeah. One of my songs of the summer is going to be switching my air conditioning thing in my car back and forth really rapidly to get it to start because my air conditioning's kind of broken.

And the only way I can kickstart it is by going like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chch-chchch-chch-chch-chch in my car until it just starts. And I've been doing that every day. And that's going to be my song of the summer unless I get my car fixed. I believe it. Yeah. So before we start our list, Cass, we're going to give you two fuck this. that's, which means at any point, if you're like, no, that's not a song of the summer, you can say fuck that and replace it with something of your own. Oh, you get to replace it.

Oh, okay. Okay, that's exciting. So you get two. You get two out of 50. Okay, gorgeous. These are the 50 songs of the summer. The gorgas, gorgas, gorgas. Number 50.

Obviously, this is beach, ASMR, aka ocean sounds. Right. And you could do this by go ocean, go to the ocean. Ocean, close your eyes. Or you can do this by looking it up online. Yes, which is way more obtainable for most. Yeah, it's like those white noise machine. You could also get someone who's good at Ocean sound to come up right next to your ear and go

into your ear for as long as they can. You could also listen into a shell. Yes. Is that real? I don't think so. I don't think so, but let's say it is. I think everyone's lying. I think we should continue the lie.

I think we should gaslight people with the shell thing. Right. And then, of course, if we're going to be having beach ASMR ocean sounds, number 49 song of the summer is global warming ASMR. Yes. This is a little bit different. This is more like somebody whispering like the facts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone whispering like what's up on the screen.

So global warming ASMR such as like polar regions and glaciers are. That's kind of fun. Yeah, yeah. Here's a good one. Yeah. And that is going to make you feel relaxed. Yeah. And you're going to feel good. That might be the best way to share global warming facts is like through ASMR because it's like, okay, we're relaxing you, right? We're relaxing you. But we're delivering some hard-hitting. Some unrelaxing news. And maybe that balances it out. Yeah. Or maybe it just makes the whole thing back. Yeah. Maybe it makes you go on edge for ASMR forever. And that's what the song of the summer should do. The song of the summer should set your nervous system ablaze. Yes. The fourth. The four. The four, The 48th song of the summer is home security alarm during a burglary. Right. A burgerlery.

A burgerlery. When they steal your burgers. When the hamburgler come into your apartment and steal your burgers. When the hamburger cometh. The 48th is the, it's sounds of burglar alarm. It kind of sounds like this kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. Yep. Yeah. And Sid, you have a fun fact about. why this is the song of the summer. Yeah, that's a gorgeous song. Yeah. That is the song of the summer because on average,

burglaries rise about 10% between June and August. Okay. So everyone, be careful. Yeah, burglary season. Lock your doors, queens. Lock your doors and turn on your alarms so that you can hear the song of the summer. Yeah, if you don't turn on your alarm. How are you going to hear the song of the summer when you get robin?

someone eventually breaks in to steal your burger. A hundred percent. The hamburger must go crazy during the summer because everybody would be barbecuing. The ham... Yes. Does the hamburger steal people's hamburgers? Is that the thing? Yeah, he does, right?

The hamburger... That's his whole thing. And he is a McDonald's guy? Yeah, but... Okay, so he steals specifically McDonald's burgers from McDonald's land, which is a thing I'm just finding out about... McDonald's land. Yeah, famous for his black and white striped shirt,

mask cape and catchphrase, robble, robble, which is also my catchphrase. So that's so crazy. Wow, I think you, that's copyrighted. You need to like think about that. I have to figure that out. Um, yeah, he started out as a creepy old man with gray hair and the long nose before getting, before getting a cuter red haired kid makeover. What? Okay, wait, he's... Before getting a cuter red haired kid makeover? He also started out as a villain before evolving into a beloved, albeit slightly chaotic, friend to Ronald McDonald's. That is so, like, corporate of them to be like, well, we already have this character in the hamburger. Yeah. But we can't say he robs McDonald's because that would like. Because that would like make the brand look bad.

Yeah, it would make people want to rob McDonald's. So instead, let's make him like a child. Like, let's make him like a burglar child that's their friend. Yeah. Let's make it like a, let's, I know how to make it less weird. Let's make him a child that's their friend. Yeah. And it's insane.

And it's also, it's friends with the adults. Yeah. It's just like, it's a crazy. move. It's also like, you know you can get rid of a character and introduce a new character. They're like, we couldn't possibly because we have no creativity. Yeah, yeah, no. What do you mean? No, don't worry. The child is just friends with the adult clown and the purple thing. And it's fine because he got the child makeover. Yeah. He was an old man and he got the child makeover. Yeah, now he just has to go to juvie. Yeah, that's awesome. So anyway, make sure that you're watching out for the Hamburg

Yeah, set your alarms. Set your big alarm. Do you want to do next one? Oh yeah. Um, this is, This is a classic. The 47th song of the summer. But genuinely, it's the song of every summer, isn't it? As long as you have thighs. It is the sweaty, sticky thighs ripping from the vinyl of a hot car seat. It's a really good sound. It kind of sounds like...

And usually it's accompanied by like a... Yeah. Yes. Yes. It's a great sound. It does mean like, oh, it's like, you know how the groundhog tells us that there's going to be how many more weeks of winter? or whatever.

Yeah. It's that is what tells you it's the start of summer. Yes. You go like, oh, my summer has begun. My thighs got stuck to the seat. Yeah, my thighs have been. Summer has begun. And then everyone mandatory has to sing.

The alarm. I'm not on the year. Good to be chilling out. It's got. The passion is out. From high school musical two. Yeah. That is not on the list.

That song, which is a real song. Which is a real song. And all of these, obviously are real songs. You can tell. They just haven't been recorded yet. Yeah. Okay.

Number 46. Okay, this is a great song of the summer. Yeah. Number 46th song of the summer is the silence of Roku City. Yeah. And let me explain. Sometimes it's going to be summertime and you're sitting on the couch and you're like, what should we watch?

And you kind of just get into a long conversation. Yeah. And the silence of Roku City is in the background. As you just pan through the city and you see what's changed in the city. The city updates. The city updates. There's always a disaster. Yeah, there's always disasters in the background, but the foreground is always having fun new things.

Kind of like real life. Real life, yeah. They should make Roku City into an amusement park. I would go. I would go in a heart. Especially if there were like active volcanoes and robots fighting the city. Like that would be fun. Yeah.

And then you have like generic like non-branded kind of like monsters and stuff like big robot and like spider person. Yeah. Spider guy, a raccoon guy. And then you have like random ads for things on the billboards in Roku City being like, have you seen this on Tobe? Yeah. And you're like, are there any rides? And they're like, no.

But there is silence. And an active volcano. Yeah, there's silence and an active volcano. And it's actually impressive for a volcano to be silent. Yeah. Oh, number 45. And isn't this a well-placed number as well? It sure is.

Yeah, right? Yeah. It is the sound of our president, sharding himself in his sleep. Number 45 song of the summer is our president. God, that sounded awful. Not my president. Not my president.

Is the president apparently sharding himself in his sleep. Yeah, he'd be doing that. He'd be doing that in his wake. Yeah, can you watch actually, can we watch him most recently sharding himself? Trump most recent shart himself. There should be a website where it's just Trump most recent shart himself. If one of you guys can make Trump most recent shart himself.com, please tag us.

an Instagram account called like Trump Shard himself daily? If there's not, please make one. I mean, there's enough content for it. So much content. He'd be making those pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull sounds. That was crazy. Okay. There's no video in what you're going to hear it.

What? Yeah, there's videos where he's just like, the JD Vance when you hear it. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure. Well, then we don't have to watch. Oh, but he does fall asleep. Here's the thing. It is the song of the summer, so we do have to hear it. Yeah.

We'll get a mic on it. Yeah, we'll get a big mic. We'll get a big mic. Might as well. Yeah, he's just constantly falling asleep and shitting himself and makes sense. Yeah. Number 44 song of the summer is a classic cafe song. Yeah.

The sentence, I'm working on a screenplay. Yeah, that song is going to be everywhere this summer. In your coastal cities, in your L.A., in Portland, New York. You're definitely going to hear it in cafes. you're going to hear it. A lot of white guys be singing this song over the summer. Yeah. Any cafes with white guys or like cars you're in with white guys, they'll be playing that song.

You're going to be hearing a lot of that song. And then maybe like something about obsession and how actually, you know. Actually, Nikki's the villain. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. I dated a girl like Nikki and she was crazy. And I'm writing a screenplay about kind of that. Yeah, about like how like women are crazy.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a bunch of people going, I'm just so glad we got a popular movie. movie about how crazy bitches be. Yeah, I think a lot of that, a lot of like people being like, I think that because of that they're going to want to make my screenplay. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like that's going to be a big song this summer. Big song this summer.

What's next? Oh, number 43. And this is going to be a crazy song this summer, kind of blowing up in the club. Absolutely. Blowing up in your car. This is the sound of Waymo hitting a freeway median. Right. And Waymos are going to be entering freeways.

Guys, this is. huge. This is actually bad news. This is huge bad news. Waymos are going to be entering the freeways. I believe they're already starting like test Waymos are being like, I'll get on that freeway. Yeah, I'll hit cars on the freeway. I'll hit cars on the freeway. I'll go bumper cars on the 101. Yeah. And it is going to be the sound of the summer. You'll be hearing a lot of Waymos hitting freeway medias because they'll be trying to get to the other side. It'll sound like a car crash, but with fewer people. Yes, they'll be like, oh, a shortcut, shortcut. Yeah.

Yeah. We went in a Waymo for our first and only time. We did. It was crazy. We did. Our friend was like, I love a Waymo at night, fair because she's like, I'm a woman and I don't want to be talked to by creepy guys at night. She's a baddie.

Sometimes a baddie. Sometimes. And so she was like, you guys, you should see what the Waymo is. Yeah, and we were like, we've never been. We've never considered it. And it was, let me tell you. Terrifying. Not good.

It feels like the person who, it feels like those automatic pianos that are playing. You see the keys. Yeah. It's like a ghost is playing. Also, we immediately got the customer service people mad at us. Oh, I have a video. Yeah. I put, I was locking.

That's the song of the summer. It's the Waymo customer service people being like, Sydney. Yeah. I was locking into a seat and my seat belt was stuck outside of the car door. And I opened the car door and immediately this woman. came over a speaker being like, what was that? Being like, hello, c-cats. Yeah, let me find this video.

Hi, dear, this is Elwood Wayma. We received a safe enough vacation from the car that the door was open while the car is moving. I just wanted to make sure that everyone is okay. May you know what happened? Hi, yeah, I'm fine. I just, my seatbelt was stuck in the car door, so I opened it to get it and everything's okay. Oh, okay. Thank you so much for letting me know about that.

By the way, if in case that something happened or, The seatbelt are stuck in the future. You do have a pullover option from the passenger screen. So you can be safe while opening the door. Okay. Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you so much as well.

Have a good one. Bye. Bye. That is insane. That's weird as hell. Yeah. Yeah, it's dystopian. I don't like it.

I don't recommend it. But when it hits the median in the freeway. That's a beautiful song. Hopefully it'll be without people in it. without passengers. Number 42 song of the summer. Now this is huge. Sid's cough Olivia remix.

Your cough was the song of the spring, right? During the spring, you had this cough. Now I have a cough. Of course we don't know if it's the same cough. But for the purposes of Song of the Summer, I like the idea that it's a remix. I think if someone gets sick from someone else, Because I then am going to get you sick again and then it'll be a remix remix.

I think that's a great way of putting it. Like if you get someone sick, it's like, oh, I'm remixing. Yeah, it's a remix. The remix. Or a cover. It's a cover. It's my cover of, yeah, it's my cover. But it's not as good.

I did have a really wet cough. You had a really wet cough. I have like a dry cough that sounds like I'm dry heaping. Well, that's the remix part of it. And that's the remix. That's my cover. That's my artistic take on it. It's not the original.

I didn't want to get too close. to the original. Yeah, because that would just be like... Then it would be like, why not just play the original? 100%. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Wow, that means like every cough is always just a remix of a remix of a remix of a remix

because somebody spread the first cough. Isn't that gorgeous? And who did spread the first cough? I wonder who spread the first cough. Who spread the first cough? As if that's... Oh, countless prehistoric humans. Oh!

Oh! Okay. So every time you hear a cough, to properly credit the artist, it would be countless prehistoric humans remix. Cover of countless prehistoric humans. Yeah. Okay, good to know. I was so confused who was the original artist. Yeah.

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Number 41 is Olivia, which is me. Olivia being like, I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick, because I just feel like that's one of my catchphrases, and I don't see myself not using it during the summer. Right, right, right. I find myself always just announcing I'm going to go to the bathroom. real quick. And do you think this will be on other people's summer's summer playlist? Anyone who's near me. Yeah. Okay, sure, sure. Anyone who interacts with me, it will be like top of their list. Okay. And then what are you doing in the bathroom? You're like shart vibe? I'm sharding. I'm looking at my phone. I'm going to the bathroom making some crazy noise and then worrying you. Going to the bathroom going,

what the fuck? And then you're like, oh no, what happened in there? And it's just me looking at my phone, but it sounds like something bad happened with my body. Yeah, totally. Okay. Okay. Number 40 song of the summer is the sound of security guard going, hey, yeah, are you stealing that citrus? Right. Because all citrus fruits should be free during the summer. And on average, burglaries rise about 10% between June and August. That is fair. This is something we need to think about.

A burglary could be in a Trader Joe's. Yeah, you could burgle a Trader Joe's. You could burglary Trader Joe's. They have burgers in there. They have burgers in there. And citrus should be free. and I believe that. Yeah.

Okay. I love that. It's God's gift. It's God's gift to me. Me starting to believe in God right now. Yeah, starting right now. It's God's gift. Um, wow.

Uh, okay, number 39, um, oh my God. We're, we're into the 30s now. Oh, this is huge. Song of the summer number 39 is, um, just the sound like, ugh, not necessarily bad style, just in like a kind of maybe I'm tired way. Okay, great. Work doesn't stop during the summer. Totally.

Being tired doesn't stop during the summer. We think it does. We think of the summer as like, oh, so just relaxing a magical break from everything. But it's like pretty similar to everything else except it's hotter. Okay, great. So then this song is kind of like subversive. It's being like, you expect this to be a break. You expect this to be easy?

Yeah. It's kind of grunge. Right, right, right. Yeah, grunge is back. Grunge is back for the summer. Yeah, punk's not dead. And if you want to listen to a great punk song this summer, it'll probably be like, oh yeah yeah just listen to like your neighbor going to work yeah um and being like i was lied to as a child

summer is supposed to be empty and then you can bond over that because we all were and that's how you that's how the song of the summer is supposed to work it brings us together it brings us together you bond over it you bond over it you fuck and you both go ugh i hate this yeah that's a good song to fuck over you know what fucking over just someone going oh I'm also like, it would be crazy to put on the song of the summer to fuck. Like, it'd be crazy to put on the most popular song that summer. Like being like the year espresso came out being like, we should put this on to fall. Would be actually wild.

It reminds you of like the grocery store. Yeah. Like everyone's listening to this. We should fuck. Okay. Great. Number 38. And this is a really good song of the summer and could be a song of the summer every

summer and every not summer. Yeah. Which is humming a song that has not been. invented yet. Right. Yeah, absolutely. This is a great song of the summer, especially to do in your own home with no one around. Yes. I also believe adding lyrics can be fun. Oh, that's all I'll do. Making the song not be consistent at all. Maybe making it about a pet. Yes. Oh, definitely. Everyone who has a pet will be singing many a song about that pet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To the pet. Making sure that there's kind of like truly no bridge, no chorus, no verse structure.

Just kind of going, just a lot of sounds and being like, yon, yon, yon, yeah. I know, not, Those are like songs we've already written for your dog. Yeah. Yeah, we do. I do a lot of. Yeah, she gets a private concert every day. She gets so many private concerts and she does not appreciate them. No, she didn't give it at full.

She couldn't care less. What number are we on? Oh, my. We are on. 37. Oh, number 37, a classic song of the summer is someone going, ow, fuck from the other room. And then you going, you're okay?

And then them going, yeah. Yeah. That's like such like that. And this happens more often during summer. Yeah, because it's sweaty and hot and people are like exhausted. Slipping on their sweat. People are slipping on their sweat. People are having heat exhaustion.

They're so tired. They're banging into things. I feel like I bang into things during the summer more than during the winter because during the winter I'm like cold and I'm all alert. Was during the summer I'm like, oh, you know, which was a previous song of the summer. Right. That song. So winter is more like inward.

When you're on a film set, they keep the set cold so that people are awake. Sure. Winter is inward. Summer is outward. Winter, you clench. You clench. And summer you spread out. And when you shart and you spread it out, there's more things you can bang into with your foot, with your knee.

Yeah, 100%. I definitely think that's a valid song of the summer and will be on everybody's playlist. Absolutely. Number 36 song of the summer. this is a Zoom call with the video off while driving. Right. Yes, of course. Because we've been hearing this song a lot.

This song has been off the charts. Off the charts. Because as we've already established, work doesn't stop in the summer for most people. But people get a little more lax. People are like, ah, fuck it, it's summer. I'll take the Zoom from a moving car. I don't give a fuck. 100%.

I'll take a Zoom from a Waymo and drive that Waymo into a Marine. Absolutely. Yeah. I think that it's definitely one. of those things where you're like, I'm still here, I'm still technically working, but I am going to be on my summer grind. Yeah, I'm on, I mean, I'm doing summer vibes for my work. Summer vibes for work. I think that is completely allowed. Yeah. I think it's, I think it's good. No video, audio only. Yeah. All right, what's the next one? Number 35 is the sound of the Pixar lamp

crushing the eye and Pixar. Um, are you familiar with this sound? Yeah, are we feeling an uptick in Pixar movies? It goes, me, wee, yeah. That was gorgeous. Thank you. That was way better than when you try to do a horse. Well, I'm more of a lamp than a horse. Everyone's kind of either a horse pretty or horse pretty. And I'm more lamp. This is going to be all over the charts because we all be watching Ratatoui in the summer. Yeah, Ratatoui is the number one summer flick every summer.

It's such a good summer flick. I also just feel like summer is the time for animation. I love that. It's the time to get back in your childhood bag. Yeah, right. Have some mac and cheese watch Finding Nemo. Yes, maybe become get a child makeover. Yeah.

Yeah, get a child makeover. Instead of being a creepy old adult criminal, become a child friend of adults. Yeah. Like the hamburger. And you don't steal the burgers anymore. And you don't steal the burglars. You're just kind of chaotic in there.

Yeah. My eye twitch is back. Oh, is it really? It went away for months. It's back for the summer. It's back for the summer. Yeah. She's coming home for the summer.

I like literally missed her. Okay. Number 34. Oh, number 34 song of the summer. Guys, I heard it a lot last summer. I think it's going to happen a lot this summer. Your Uber driver telling you how great AI is, which is kind of a trippy experience because you're like, I'm not in a Waymo.

Right. You know what I mean? Like, I'm with you in an Uber. And you're being like, wouldn't it be great if we outsourced my job to the robot? No, of course it wouldn't. Like, of course it wouldn't. It would be bad. AI is bad.

Yeah. And then they're just like, no, I love the idea of something taking away from me. Mm-hmm. Yeah. A lot of people like to vote and like things against their own self-interest. Yes, absolutely. It's an interesting thing. Yeah, I've just had so many.

And I feel like the amount of times I'm in an Uber will go up during the summer because they'll be like things I don't necessarily want to drive to. They'll be like, oh, beach party with drinks. And I'll be like, no driving for me. Right. I'm an adult. Right. And then I'll go get in an Uber and then the Uber driver will be like, you know,

what's better than people? AI. Robots. And then I'll be like, I'm. still drunk and I just have to say ah as many times as as as a possible and and saying that ah that's a song of the summer yeah that's going to be the remix absolutely um number 33 um oh yeah this is a great song of the summer yeah probably an amber alert at some point sad face there's going to be an amber alert at some point they're always I'm sure there's going to be several during

the summer and at first you might think is this the home invasion song where the security alarm is going off and it's not. They sound distinctly different and it's coming from your phone. One comes from your house and one comes from your phone and that's the best way to tell the difference. Yeah. And no one can burglarize your phone. Now I'm also hoping. Actually, they can. They absolutely can. Burglarized? Yeah. I'm hoping all the Amber Alerts this summer are false alarms because I don't even want it to be real. But I do think we're going to get some. And so I'm prepping my summer. I got to prep my playlist. I think it's going to happen. It's not that I'm choosing. I'm just the messenger. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

Okay, number 32. And burglaries rise, 10%. They do. So if we're stealing people, we're going to get more Amber Alert alerts. What's the one for stealing old people? Old people kidnap? It's still an Amber Alert, but it's like silver something, right?

Is that true? Do you look up Amber Alert old people when there's like an endanger old people? Whoa, whoa, whoa, that was not a sentence. They do it. When there's like a number. in danger old people is what I just said in real life. Silver alerts. I was right. Silver alert. That's kind of silly. Yeah. It's silly to call it that. It is. Because it's like a silver fox is missing. Okay. sexy, sexy elder is missing. Yeah, it's like, let's not do that. Wow. Yeah, silver alert. Just call something normal.

Yeah. Yeah. Just be like Amber Alert, elderly person missing. Amber Alert, elderly person edition. Yeah. Yeah. Elderly person remix. Yeah. There you go. Uh, okay. Um, number 32 song of the summer is, Oh, yeah. People talking about reality shows you haven't seen. That's going to be a hard song to listen to. And I think it's different for everyone, you know. I don't know. I haven't seen Summerhouse and everyone's talking about that. And people are going to be saying a lot of names that you're like, okay, I've heard this name over and over again. I don't know what that is. Miranda. Miranda and Corganst. Yeah. And you're like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And Corganst is so bad. But you've got to get through. You've got to binge the first three seasons. And then you're just. so funny how in every time somebody tries to tell you to watch a new reality show, they will be like, you cannot watch the first season. Or they'll be like, you have to get through season two. You have to like, yeah, bite a leather strap through season two and three. And it's like, what? Yeah. Why? Yeah. Why? I have all of, we, we, we, we have limited time. Yeah, we're supposed to enjoy this. We have limited time on this planet. You're just going to have to really fucking rip the bandaid off. Just power through that shit. Just anesthetize yourself. Because then eventually when you get to season 14.

It's bad. It's like, what? When you get to season 14, everyone's awful. And I'm so guilty of doing this. No, absolutely. I say this to people all the time. That's why it's the song of the summer. People talking about reality shows you haven't seen.

Now, one better than that, number 31, is people talking about reality shows you have seen. That's a great song of the summer. I love that song. It's the same thing as sports. Yeah. When people meet new people and they go like, oh, did you see the next? one but yeah and then they start talking about that it's the same exact thing with reality shows the bravo universe absolutely anything like that when you meet a new person and go do you watch housewives yeah

and then if they do yeah yeah or like do you watch secret lives do you watch you know whatever it is do you watch love island is a huge one yep and then you immediately have an in and that's actually a beautiful song of the summer yeah it brings us together exactly and that's what the song of the summer is about right it sure is just like that something that brings us together the 30th song of the summer is calls. Yes. I don't know if you guys are on your bird calls. Yeah.

But bird calls are actually sick as hell. And also they probably go up during spring and summer, I assume. Maybe. I assume birds are chilling out. Certain birds. Certain birds probably let it rip during summer. Oh yeah, we've got a bunch of blue herons by me. Yeah, letting it rip.

They're loving it. They're gorgeous. They're just singing, singing their hearts out. Yeah. I think that a bird call is great because it's also like you're imitating the sound of the bird to try to get the bird to want to fuck you. So it's kind of like a big trick. Well, it's also like we need a sexy song of the summer.

We have so many songs. We have fun songs. We have grungy songs. We have like, you know, we have all kinds of songs, but we need some really sexy songs because sometimes summer is sexy. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, real hot girl shit. And birds know that.

Remember the COVID songs of the summer are like the most cemented in my brain. You're like, I went to find out. And da new da, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Be with you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that was everywhere. Yeah. Oh, man. So many, so many fun throwbacks. Oh, yeah. Just ingrained in your blood takes you back to a time. 100%.

Number 29 song of the summer. Unfortunately, you guys, and I don't love this artist, it's going to be my bad indigestion. Not good. It's back. It never went away. So it's specifically summer? No, it's always. Well, it's always.

but the thing is, summer is the time when people want you to eat things you don't necessarily want to eat. What? Like, summer is the time where everyone's like, have chips, have hot dog, have burger, have chicken fingers,

have nachos at the pool, and then you're like, like, I, in a vacuum, taste-wise, pleasure-wise. Yes. Absolutely want to eat these things. Yeah. But consequences-wise,

I will get really, really bad indigestion. Sure. And I don't like that part. Yeah. But I'm still going to eat the things because otherwise that's fucking weird. So do you want to do a cover of your bad indigestion? Yeah.

Like I don't have any right now, which is really lucky. Yeah. But like, it's going to be like, you know. Oh, that was a good cover. Like, like the first part was, the first part was real, but it was so minimal compared to how it usually is. And then when I went, that was kind of me imitating how bad it usually gets. Totally. Or like it'll be like, blah, bup, but, you know. And if I lay on my left side, it comes out way easier than if I don't.

Oh. Yeah. So how about that? Interesting. So Olivia's indigestion is going to be on everybody's playlist. Broken heart emoji. Yeah. Okay. Number 28 on the list. A plane flying by the second you're trying to film something. Summer brings a lot of content creators outside to. film summer sketches, right? That's a whole thing in our friend group and people we know. And there's no better song of the summer than a plane flying by right when you're trying to film something. Yeah. And lots of planes because people be going on vacation. And they, I guess, fix the jet fuel crisis, question mark. I have no idea. I don't know. My travel season is over

right now. I'm working. Number 27th song of the summer is somebody losing God but finding themselves. And that's beautiful. I think I wrote that one at one in the morning. Yeah, I was going to say, what does that, what does that sound like? Because it is a song. Someone losing God, but finding themselves. It probably sounds like sobbing. Right.

But like not necessarily like sad sobbing all the way. Probably just like profound sobbing. Okay, yeah. Profound sobbing is the 27 song in the summer. The 26th song of the summer. And this one you really are going to hear on beaches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is Siegel choking on Cheeto Puff.

Yeah, I love that one. Cheeto Puff is really a snack for the beach. It is actually for nowhere else. Oh, my dad loves a Cheeto Puff on the couch, though. But that's not what God created it. And I am totally fine with you making that distinction. Yeah, like, God created it for the beach. And, like, I'm okay with your dad eating it on the couch,

but it isn't really what it was creaking. for. Yeah, I get it. Um, there's going to be a lot of Seagulls getting really hyped when they see these of course, of course. How could you not? They're going to try to swallow them whole. A little too big. Little too big for Seagull throw. Yeah. And then you're going to hear Seagull kind of having a rough time. Yeah. It might sound a little bit like the indigestion song. Yes. Yeah. And they will get it out. It will get it'll um, disintegrate. Mm-hmm. Easily. And then it just goes right down the two. Super smooth down.

Super smooth. And then the sound of that will be beautiful. Yeah. Number 25 song of the summer is the seagulls in Italy that sound like a cat in distress. Yes. It does sound like a cat in distress. To the point where I found them because I thought there was a cat in distress. And I was like, I got to find this cat.

This cat's not okay. Yeah. It also kind of sounds a little goat. like. Yeah. It's a sound of, I've just never, I don't know, this, I guess, maybe that's a normal seagull sound, but this was new for me. This is just a seagull speaking Italian. Yeah, this is an Italian seagull. Interesting. So if you're having a Euro summer, this is the seagull sound you're hearing. If you're having an American summer, it's the choking on the Cheeto. Yeah. Number 24, the 24th song of the summer, everybody was having a brat summer at some point, but this summer is brot worst summer.

This summer, everyone is eating sausages with Crout. I think the song is going to be people chomping on a sausage with Crout. Yeah, that's a gorgeous sound. I do think that... I love Crout. I love Crout. I love a sausage. I think that Brought Worst Summer could be a thing.

Yeah, Bratworth Summer is great. Bratworst, Bratworth, whatever. Oh, gorgeous. Oh, my God. Get it down. Get it. Get it. Get it. Yes, the best animal.

The best animal. That is a seagull. Just absolutely doubting a sausage. Brought war summer. Oh my God. Yes. How does that get in? One time I tamed a seagull for 15 minutes by giving it pulled pork. Oh my God. And then one time I was sitting, I had a towel over my head at a pool and a seagull stole my whole hot dog flew away. It was awesome. Yeah. They like to steal a hot dog. They're having a broad worst summer as well. That is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. That, like, that sequel didn't chew at all. It just went straight down. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Now, I'm going to have a hard time looking at, looking at the next three, I'm going to have a hard time justifying them because I don't remember writing them. Okay. But I sure did write them. Okay. Number 23, of course, the song of the summer is slap me around or I'll lock myself away by Jacob Allorty. And what is that?

So Jacob Allurty's in everything, right? Yeah. He's in every movie. He's, he's, and now he's starting his pop career, right? Is he? Yeah. He's starting his pop career and, um, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And we haven't heard it yet, but he's got a song called Slap Me Around or I'll lock myself away. And he's coming out with that this summer. And he's coming out with that this summer. Okay, you heard the news here first. Beautiful, beautiful song. Totally. Number 22, piss on my crops by the touring cast of Annie. And that's a song. And that's a song of the summer. It's not from Annie. It's a summer song. And it's by. the touring cast. But they're performing it. Yeah.

They're performing it. And because the Tonys are happening. They already happened. Yeah. So the Tony's really inspired it. Yep. Yep. And then of course, number 21, we've got, send me something bad in the mail by Ricky and the hospitals.

I think I was, I think one of the things I really like about the summer is that you have to still work, but you kind of stop caring a little bit. So that's so that's the inspiration for these three songs. These three songs, I think I wrote them really late at night. And I think I was like, I have 10 more I need to write. And I can't go to sleep because my brain doesn't work in the

morning. I have to put something down. And I was like, well, there are songs. And so I wrote those three songs. And I think that's really gorgeous. Okay. Yeah. So if anyone wants to send me any of those songs. Okay, perfect. Number, uh, oh yeah, number 20. Yeah, number 20, this 20th song of the summer is somebody doing the Love Island theme song with their own voice. Yeah, absolutely. Bump bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Um, yeah, or it was, it could also like be as an extension of that, um, the, the, like, previously on love island. Yeah, that is absolutely a song of the summer. That's huge. Yeah, that's definitely a song of summer. For sure. Absolutely. Number 19. Oh, number 19th song of the summer is taking a couple deep breaths when

things get hard. Now, this is kind of a song of the summer that you should be listening to. Absolutely. And you should be singing yourself. You should be singing this song. You should be doing a cover of this song. You should be waking yourself up with this song. I also really recommend this song for parents of small children. 100%, especially during the summer, the kids are home. You're looking at a small child being crazy, crazy. Time to take a couple of deep breaths before reacting. Yeah, absolutely. You're watching the news this summer. What I can only assume

will be on the news this summer. Take a couple of deep breath. It's a really great song. It's a great song. To try out with your friends and family. Yeah. Number 18, this is a gorgeous song of the summer. Oh, yeah. A sound we've never heard before.

And what could it be? Oh, I don't know. Because I've never heard it. Yes, that's so true. And we could try some right now. Yeah, what's the sound we've never heard? Oh, gosh. Okay, well, I just watched Disclosure Day.

Tell me nothing. And there was a sound I've never heard. heard on that one. Oh, really? But I'll try to come up with one that's like... Can you try to imitate the sound and disclosure day that you've never... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's the... Yeah. Was that kind of it? That was really good. That was kind of it. It was longer than I expected. It's actually longer than what I did.

Okay, so it's... Wow, interesting. That's actually... I didn't... Yeah, that was kind of it. And don't tell me what it is. anything about it. All I know is that I've never heard it before and it's the song of the summer. Yes. Okay. So the mystery sound from Disclosure Day is the song of the summer. Absolutely. Number 17 song of the summer, cursing probably. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone will be cursing. Everybody's going to be saying fuck. Fuck. Everybody's going to be saying fuck. It's hot. But also we'll get heat wave. Cursing positively. Like yes. Cun. Yes. You.

look you look so good this summer with your summer outfit. Yeah, absolutely. Like lots of options for cursing. Absolutely. We've passed the point where cursing is a problem. I agree. There's so much bad shit going on in the world. Let's relax on cursing.

How about? I agree. Number 16 is a standard. A musical standard. A classic song. A baby shark. I think baby shark's going to make a huge comeback this summer. Right, right.

If you're not doing it. Rejected. Do not want and not going to be my song of the summer. What? Take it back to the drawing board. Castle comes in with his first fuck that. Our first fuck that. At number 16, baby shark.

What will be number 16 song of the summer be? The term El Nino. The term El Nino. We've got an El Nino coming. Do we? Can we get that up? Yeah, we're officially in El Nino. And it's going to be a super El Nino.

El Nino is a storm, right? It's a storm system. It's a storm system. Wait, does that mean we're going to get rain? The song of the summer is the storm El Nino. Warmer than average. Yeah, a lot, lot. Are we having an El Nino?

Are we having one? Yes. Yes, we are having one. Very strong or super El Nino by late fall for. Okay, so the song of the summer is a super El Nino by late fall. And El Nino, sorry. El Nino is high. hot La Nina is rain or what is the deal with that?

What are we doing? What is the gendered difference between the boy and the girl? Why are we gendering storms? Right. What's the boy storm and what's the girls? What is the difference between El Nino and Lano? I don't think I'm allowed to speak on that. Just know that it's going to be a hell of an El Nino.

All right. Okay. So we're going to have a crazy El Nino this summer and that is number 16 song of the summer. All right. That makes sense. No, no, no, I think that's fine. No, it's well within your right. It is.

And number 16, as you remember, was baby shark. It's no longer. It is now Eleni, but number 15 remains the same, which is shark sounds. Right. Number 15, song of the summer is shark sounds. Can we look at shark sounds? I've never, like, what sound does shark make? I know what whale make.

I know what dolphin make. Oh, yeah. What sound does shark make? I know. And I was just thinking. First shark sound recorded. Yeah, let's do it. I had never considered that.

So it's like a little... It makes kissing the sounds. I could make any sort of sound because I was also under the assumption that sharks are silent fish. Never be under the assumption that sharks are silent fish. That would be a really anxiety-inducing song of the summer,

just kind of hearing that sometimes. What if all of jaws was just instead of like, da-da-da-da, it was just the sound that they actually make which almost sounds like kissing. Yeah, it's like a little kiss. Yeah. That's being gorgeous. Oh my God.

Yeah, I think that's pretty gorgeous. That is the 15th song of the summer, but the 14th song of the summer is sharks whispering gossip about the tourists on the aquarium water slide at the Golden Nugget. I can explain. The Golden Nugget is a casino and hotel in Las Vegas. There is a water slide. Yes. There's a tube, right? Yes.

One part is like a tube through an aquarium. That's so fun. With a bunch of sharks and fish and such. And it is a fun time. and I think that the sharks who are watching, because you're just going straight through, and then you're like, oh my God, it's sharks. They must be so bored.

Oh, my God, they've got to be gossiping. They're probably gossiping about every tourist that swims right through there. Absolutely. They're probably like, oh, my God. You see these guys swimsuit. I mean, how could they not? What else are they going to do? What else are they going to do?

They're so bored. They need some sort of thing for teeth. They need stimulation. Captive animals need stimulation. And so this is essentially their reality TV show. That's why you give monkeys at the zoo. Desperate Housewives. That's why you make them watch Desperate Housewives. Yeah, of course. And then of course, number 13 song of the summer is the sound of sharks crashing out of the aquarium water slide at the Golden Nugget. So I believe this summer, the sharks at the Golden Nugget are going to crash out of the aquarium. Because they deserve to. They shouldn't be in Vegas. They shouldn't be in the water slide. Is it really fun? Yes, totally. But they deserve. some like more fun kind of swimming vibes. They deserve more of an ocean.

Like a vibe where they can go break out of the glass, eat some people, drive a Waymo to the ocean, drive the Waymo into the ocean, and be free. I agree. And that's the song of the summer. That's the song of the summer. So you're going to hear them going through the glass, a bunch of tourists screaming, of course. Them talking shit about the tourists as they exit the glass, getting into a Waymo, Waymo hitting a freeway median. And of course, the Waymo person being like, hi, I heard you're a shark.

Do you need any help? Yeah. And then that going straight into the ocean, which is far from Vegas. So far. So it's going to be an expensive Waymo ride and sharks don't really even have Apple pay. No, they don't. It's an expensive song of the summer. Yeah, it's the most expensive song of the summer.

I've been hearing that. The production value is insane. I've been hearing that. Okay, number 12. Yeah. Okay, no, this is a great song. This one's huge. Shark eating a Waymo.

Of course, right. Because once the Waymo takes the shark. Once the Waymo's in the water. Yeah. Then the shark goes, oh, I might as well eat this. Well, you see a big, a big item in the water? Big items are scarce in the water. Everything is a seal.

It's so true. A sea. A whale is a seal. A Waymo could be a seal if you pretended hard enough. 100%. Anything can. Anything can be a seal. And that's the reality, like that's the thing that is so weird about growing up.

is realizing anything. Anything can be a seal if you pretend hard enough. Yes. It's like, yeah. And that's just one of those things where it's like when you're 18, you just like couldn't guess. Like couldn't. And you're, yeah, you're little older. You're like, oh my God.

Anything. Genuinely like, holy shit. Yeah. It's crazy. And I think I'm going to cheer on the shark eating the waymo. How could you not? So that's going to be part of that song. Absolutely.

It's going to be like someone in the distance going like, yeah, girl. Yeah. Number 11, the 11th song of the summer. And you might say it's not a song. Right. The ragtime revival. cast album. Is it a song? It's not. It's an album. It's an album. And, but if you listen to it all really fast all together, it could be a song. It's beautiful. Yeah. They're great. We love them. It's almost like

they're singing to shout out. Gorgeous. Anyway, the ragtime cast album, song of the summer. Wow, gorgeous. Yep, absolutely. Okay, gorgeous. Oh, this is a great song of the summer. Yeah. The 10th song of the summer is going to be the national anthem sung by Alvin in the Chitmunks. Right. I think it is a dated thing that we have the national anthem at every like sports game. Of course. Yeah, it feels really weird. Sports games are such a thing of the summer, right? Yeah, absolutely.

Don't they do sports in the summer? Yeah. They do sports in the summer because a lot of places aren't here and they have weather. Yes. They're like, oh, God, the weather makes sports harder. Yes. Let's do a lot of sports in the summer. A lot of them.

So the sound of Alvin and the chipmunks singing. Wow. This is how it was. It was meant to be sung. Wow. Yeah, I think the only way to make the national anthem good is by having three cartoon chipmunks singing. Yeah, that's great. Do you know one time very seriously in college, my freshman year of college, I was sitting in the computer lab with my friend Joey, who has been on this podcast.

Classic. And he just turned me out of nowhere and said, it would be so fucking crazy if Alvin and the chipmunks were real and like went on X Factor. And I was like, you're right. It would be crazy. It would be nuts. Everyone would freak out. Everyone would lose their shit. They would.

They would freak out. Yep. Yeah. And that's true. And that's just one of those things that's true. And that is true. Oh, wow. Yeah.

This is, now we're getting into the top 10. So this is huge. These are really, really, really good. Yeah. This one is, again, we didn't make this up. No, we're just a message. It was given to us by the universe. Yeah.

We're just the messengers. The number nine top song of the summer is saying it's okay to do a sexual act in a car while your mom is driving. Mm-hmm. And then blaming it on daylight savings. Saying it's okay because it was daylight savings. We can explain. Yeah. This season of Love Island, U.S.

Real Love Island. There is a girl named Trinity. We love her. Love Trinity. Love Trinity. Gorgeous. Perfect. One of the things she says in a challenge is that she gave head to a boyfriend.

A boyfriend. Yeah. Time. In the back of her mom's car while her mom was driving. And everyone was like, what the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about? What do you mean? It was daylight saving.

She was like, it's okay. It was daylight savings. It was daylight savings. I had to rewind and play over and over and over again to understand why that justifies it at all. Yeah. From then, I have talked to people who have said. It's a huge deal. What she was trying to say is that because it was darker out.

Because of the daylight savings, it was dark early. But I don't know. But also like that that doesn't change anything. No. No, it doesn't change anything. Anything. No. No. I mean, I guess I guess it takes it from like the most upsetting thing you could do

to like one of the most upsetting things you could do. During daylight savings. Like it being dark changes it from the most upsetting thing you could do to one of the most upsetting things you could do. Totally. It's definitely it's definitely nothing. But yeah, it's tough. It's a

tough song of the summer. But it doesn't not make it number nine. No, it's number nine for sure. It's number nine. Absolutely. Oh my gosh. Number eight is actually one of my favorite songs. This is huge.

The number eight song of the summer is the sound of two furries hooking up next to me during Disclosure Day. This happened last night. Real lifestyle. It was wild. Were they actually? 100%. Okay.

So I, I, I, we go into the theater. We're in the back row. And we are next, it's those chairs that like really lean back. And we have to pop by these two like 19 year olds. Oh. That are fully furries. Like they've got the ears. They've got the tails.

They've got the, you know, cuffs and stuff. Like they are fully in furry attire. They're dressed kind of alt. They're dressed kind of emo. And they are like already hooking up. Oh, when you got there? When we got there, like during, yeah, and we sit down and the first 20, 30 minutes of the movie, they are hooking up so hard. We can hear everything.

They are right next to us. They are hooking up so aggressively. Like full penetration vibes? No, like making out, making sounds, hands all over each other. Okay. They got to like second base and then they left. Okay. Probably to go get further.

Okay. Yeah. And they were doing this before the movie even started. Before the movie started, they were just so confident about it. I was like, this is crazy. Yeah. Like they were like, this is where we are hooking up in public. And that's what's up.

So then this summer, do you think that's going to happen more often? Yes. And why? I think. Do you think it's like that there are horny movies coming out? There can't. No, because Disclosure Day wasn't horny. Well, I don't know.

That sounds sounded pretty horny. Here's the thing. I think there's got to be more where they came from, right? they've got to have like a group like a friend group who's who's like they can't just both have hatched out of an egg and gone this is okay this is fine this has got to be some sort of a cultural movement of like hey fellow 19 year old furries let's hook up really loud at the movies I also think like hooking up at the movies I also think like hooking up at the movies I also think like hooking up at the movie yeah no no that's a remix on the classic classic song of regular hoking up at the movies yeah and we've just added the furry part yeah sure um no no that's doesn't really change the sound. Okay. But it does change the album art. Right. Yeah. Absolutely. That makes sense. And so, yeah, this is going to be on everybody's. Everybody's playlist. Yeah. Number seven. Oh, yeah. Number seven is a cool one. Number seven, song of the summer is other people's thoughts, asterisked, if you can read people's minds. If you can't, this will not be one of your songs of the summer. Right. So if you can, then this will be one of your songs of the summer. Right. So if you can, then this will be one of your songs in the summer.

Which also means you'll have a song playing inside of your head. Yes. Which is kind of cool. Oh, well, I always have a song playing inside. Sometimes I have multiple songs playing at the same time in my head. Oh. And that is kind of fun. I kind of like it.

Yeah. Yeah. My dad just got a hearing aid that has Bluetooth. That's kind of fun. So it'll connect to like... I hope the Bluetooth doesn't like fuck with him though. It doesn't like work bad. It's weird.

Connect to Ray. It will randomly, like, he'll be trying to play a song or something over his phone and will only play in his ear. That's awesome. Or there are certain things that won't connect to the Bluetooth. Right. He'll be like, wait, what? Like, like, yeah, it's just so straight.

He's just going to, like, walk past something at some point and, like, get on someone else's business call by accident. Yeah. And he talks to me on the phone in his Bluetooth, which means he's just walking around talking to himself, which is kind of awesome. Yeah, that's sick. I love that. I love that so much.

Well, that's kind of like hearing other people's thoughts. It's almost the same. Number six song of the summer. This is a song that I really hope is on everybody's playlist. It's father saying, I'm proud of you. Classic father. When father says I'm proud of you, there is like a really nice, warm, fuzzy feeling there. Absolutely.

It can be anyone's father. Yeah, it doesn't have to be your father. It can just be father. Whoever you consider father. Whoever is father in your life. Whoever is father in this situation. Yes. Yeah, you go for it.

And there's something really sweet about having a father figure proud. Right, Kassum? He's gone. He left. He left. He's gone. I think he's just getting cigarettes. He'll be back.

Oh, no. Okay, number five. Number five, a really great song of the summer. Your lover's heartbeat. Oh my gosh. Summer love. Summer love happens so fast. It does happen so fast.

Really what happens during the summer is you lay your head down on the chest of your lover. Right. And sometimes you even hear their heartbeat. Hopefully, unless they're dead. And if you have a dead lover, you got to hide that shit. You cannot be open about that because you will go to jail. Yeah. Yeah.

And we don't support it. No, we don't support it. But if you're doing it, don't tell anyone. Totally. Right? But if you have a live lover. Yeah. It's a great song.

It's life affirming. Yeah. It's kind of like a nice beat you can dance to you. Yeah, absolutely. And yeah, and it's comforting. as well as a pop up tempo song. Yeah, absolutely. So you get the best of a ballad and the best of a pop tempo.

Yeah. Number four, right above that, is your own heartbeat. Yes. Because nothing's more important than self-love this summer. Nothing's more important than being alive. You've got to make sure you're alive at all times. How do you hear your own heartbeat? You buy stethoscope line cheap as possible.

Sure. And every time you're like, am I not? alive, am I in a coma? Every time you start to slip off that sanity, plain, and you start feeling like, wait, am I secretly dead? Pop them in. Pop those earphones in. Put that stethoscope up to your own chest and be like, okay. Yeah, beautiful song. A beautiful song of the summer. Yeah. Again, something you can really dance to. The third song of the summer, this one I'm really predicting to be a big song is Talking Dog. Holy shit. This is kind of implying the creation of talking dog. Right. That would be huge this summer. But to me, I'm like, that would be awesome.

Yeah. So I guess if I predict the song of the summer to be talking dog, then maybe we get a real talking dog. Totally, totally. I think it'd be sick. I do think if we have the dogs that are already not talking, start talking. It might be an issue because I think they'll have a lot of weird shit to say. Uh-oh. We made it real. What happened? Chinese AI startups have launched smart callers such as petty chat and petty chat. Okay, that's the same thing spelled different. Which claim to translate dog barks and body language. Well, here's the thing. You can claim to translate dog barks and there's just no...

Yeah, there's no way. How would you... No, there's no way. I mean, like, I guess you could be like, okay, in general, when a dog makes this sound, it's a distress sound. So we can say, like, I am distressed. But it's like, you should know that. Yeah. You should already know that.

Yeah. It's definitely like... I don't want to talk to my dog generically. You know, like, if I was to have the ability to talk to my dog, I would want to want them to be able to say whatever they're really saying, you know, like, I want it to be authentic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I have a very expressive dog. Yeah. Yeah. If Mousie was just like saying shit like, I'm distressed or I'm excited or like food please. It's like that's not how you talk. No, it's like I think there's more stuff there. Absolutely. She has a crazy crush right now on a

puppy named Neil. And every time the age gap weird. No, it's fine. It's perfectly fine because it's dog years. Right. And every time he walks by the apartment, like she can sense it. She knows it's happening and she has a specific bark for it and she starts going, whoa, that's a song of the summer. Then I immediately have to put on her vest and her leash and go outside. That's so cute. Because she loves Neal. Classic Neal.

It's the song of the summer is Neil. Number two. Guys, this is huge. Number two song of the summer. Espresso. Espresso is the number two song of the summer. It was the number one song of the summer. Yeah.

Two years ago. Two years ago. And so it's two on the list. Oh, that's, and there we go. Espresso is a perfect song of the summer. I feel like Cass hates it. Yeah, Cass. I don't want to blow my second final rejection until I hear number one.

Okay, how about, well, say number one, and then you can pick either one or two to reject. Yeah, the number. I will be doing that. Okay, great. Okay. So, okay. The number one. Song of the summer is saying no, sometimes.

Sometimes. I thought it was all the time. Well, saying no sometimes. Sometimes. Saying no when you're like, I actually don't want to go to that. I actually don't want to do that. That's good advice. I'm going to go with espresso as my actual rejection.

Okay. And what are you going to? It's already been there. I think we need a new song. Yeah. Instead, it's going to be Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and IMAX. Is the song of the summer. It's the song of all three and a half hours of it.

Really long song. Yeah, that's a long song. So does that mean you close? your eyes? Is it just the sound or is it? Well, it is the music video. Well, don't you understand about Chris Nolan's the Odyssey being the song of the summer?

How do I explain that any better? So true. No, that is so true. I feel like songs usually are like an audio medium so it's like you can hear it. Right. And then you can watch like a music video. Okay.

So are you going to be listening to that movie without looking? Well, if the music videos in- I will be experiencing it in IMAX. Is that good enough for you? Yeah, no, that makes total sense. Also, like, only questioning the logic of this one when all the others are not songs. Yeah, and I'll be sending two furries to hook up right next to you when you do that.

Are you going when it immediately starts? Are you going at the beginning of the movie? Are you going to show it halfway through? Are you going when it premieres? No, I didn't get tickets. So I'll have to wait. Okay. That's pretty sad.

And that's kind of like a song. And how are you feeling about, um, The people talking about it being not okay that they're that not everyone in the film is Greek. What? Is that real? Well, yeah, there's been issues around the casting around race around around, around this fictional story. Oh, interesting. It's well, I'm not.

So I'm not going to say shit. Yeah. But I am going to look this up a lot after this. Yeah. I am very curious. It's apparently people. I mean, That's another song of the summer is like something for people to be upset about online.

There will always be another thing. And there will always be a song of the summer for that. If you guys have any songs of the summer that we missed, please let us know. Oh my God. Or you can do the number one song of the summer and say, no. I'm not doing that. Oh my God. And that's gorgeous.

And that is gorgeous. Yeah. There are so many songs this summer. If we missed any, let us know. Please let us know or don't. And let us know what songs you're going to be streaming from this playlist. Yeah. Yeah.

Let us know if you. end up crashing a Waymo into a shark. Mm-hmm. And, uh, and yeah. And we have, um, early uncut, extended episodes of this podcast, plus many more things on our Patreon. Yep. Oh, we just did another live show at Dynasty Typewriter.

And we are releasing it, uh, on the Patreon as well. So if you didn't see that and want to, um, it's going to be on that Patreon. So get over there. Go get over there. And, um, until next time, I've been the Sud one the whole time. I've been the Olivia one. and we will see you next Tuesday, freeze frame. Hey y'all, it's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair.

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