Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Two Girls One Try Guy!

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

This week it's Keith from The Try Guys on the big bad podcast for you! Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 02:24 | Intro 03:19 | Welcome Keith! 03:36 | Keith Eating Yucky Food 04:52 | Olivia Projectile Vomiting 07:05 | Getting Dumb and Lobotomies 09:05 | Keith Tries To Understand Gen Alpha Slang 18:43 | How Did They Vote? 28:17 | Benson Boone Trivia 34:00 | Are They Real Song Lyrics? 40:07 | Keith’s Salty Armpits 43:37 | Is This A Real Sex Position? 50:00 | Girl Boss or Girl Floss This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Next question. Is Benson Boone a talented driver? No, I don't think he is. I feel like Benson Boone has his license revoked, and that's based on nothing. Would flipping make you good at driving? Would flipping make you good at driving? Is the real question? The real question we all have to ask? I don't think those skills need to correlate because I can't flip. So what's your final answer?

I'm going to say no. The answer is, I don't know. You don't know. Great answer. Really good answer. You just wrote that question? I feel like I have to cross my legs because when I saw the wide, it just was unsettling to see my crotch the way it was.

Well, you know, we can always put an emoji in your... I find that makes it much better. Yeah, because then it seems like you're exposing yourself. Something really needed to be covered. Because then it makes everyone think you were really not okay here. Right. We had one time where, like, I was wearing shorts and sitting on a chair and the short, she just got hiked up and it did one of those, like, pants boner things. And it looks so much like a boner that my production staff thought they should blur it.

And I was like, that makes it look like it definitely. So there's just a pixelated crotch on me for the entire podcast. I'm like, why did you do this? It's like, well, it looks like a bono. I'm like, well, now you're right. Now you've said that it was in fact a boner. Now we're doubling down. It's like for sure a bonner.

I think keep that in. Yeah. I don't imagine that ladies deal with pants boners like we do. Yes. You do? I don't deal with pants. To be fair, these are men's pants. That's why the men's pants, they have built in room for boners, but sometimes it creates

phantom boners. Those are men's pants? These are men's pants, yeah. With the beautiful little rips? Yeah. Okay. Nice. Where'd you get them from?

Old Navy? I got him from a man. I literally, he was like, I don't, these don't fit me. And I was like, I will take them. Yeah. And, yeah, I have a little like. It must have been a short man, not to short shame. No, I think they were cropped on his.

But he's not the tallest man. That's it because they're like very short. Okay, now I think I should just keep this boner. Yeah, keep the boner. And we'll blur it. Yeah, we'll just blur this. Yeah. Okay, so that you can't see how attracted I am to everyone.

Yeah. Okay. Guys, you've already figured it out. This is the big bad podcast for you. Hi. Hi. Oh, big bad. It's the big bad.

Yeah, big bad podcast. I'm the Sid one. I'm the Olivia one. And to get to. To gay. To gay. Sorry, guys. Already so bad.

It's the worst episode yet. Today, we have... I can't believe I'm on the worst episode yet. Oh, yeah. Sorry, we're on the worst episode yet. Today, um... What a sound choice. I know, I'm sorry. Do you really know where the sounds are on there?

I'm getting to know it. She's learning it. I'm learning it. Sometimes I'll, like, just click one randomly and guess. And, like, I'm pretty sure this one's the explosion. There you go. Soundboards are fun. Sound boards are so fun, especially, like, really shitty ones.

Did radio invent them? God, I don't know. Because they really went wild. They were going ham on them. Yeah, they did their big one with that. Yeah. We should really look that up if radio invented soundboards. Oh, radio killed a radio star.

The DJ. The radio killed the radio star. Right. Radio killed. You guys, we have Keith from Try Guys. Yeah. Hi. I'm waving to the audio listeners.

Hey. Oh, that was the fart. That was the fart. Keith, how are you? Great. It's so good to have you here. Yeah, thank you so much for coming. having me. We just heard about

off the mic, we just heard about you eating some really yucky things and we love to hear yucky food stories. Well, I've eaten a lot of things as most people know and so of course sometimes they're yucky. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I didn't know. It's just I ate the sushi for

during COVID, TGR Fridays was letting one of the ghost kitchen sushi kitchens operate through them. But I believe that TGR Fridays was the one actually making the sushi and let me tell you. That It was the worst sushi I've ever had. Wow.

It was revolting. And it came like two-thirds of the way through the menu, so I was already full. Oh, right. So then it was like especially revolting. And it was so bad. I mean, it was hilarious. It was so bad. But it was the only time I had to get up and like take a walk.

Oh, God. I'm like, I need to excuse myself to just walk outside. Did you swallow it or did you spit it up? I swallowed the first couple thinking like, well, it can't actually be bad. And then as I kept eating it, it was bad as like, I can't eat this. I got to spit it out. So you were just telling us that you have a rule where you'll, you'll only spit out food if you can tell it's going to give you food poisoning.

Yeah, if it's like, oh, this is rotten. Yeah. Like, not if it's like something you don't like. Right. Or if like I bite into a chicken thigh, I'm like, oh, this isn't cooked. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good rule.

Which sometimes I will eat it. What's everyone's favorite? Which is one bite. Yeah. What's everyone's favorite? Food poisoning story? Food poisoning. Food poisoning.

What's everyone's favorite? Okay, I'll start. Okay. Okay. I'll start. Okay. I'll start. It's got to be everyone's favorite.

One time, we were all in, on Abbott Kinney, in Venice. Really thought you were going to say acid. We were all on acid and it was like, I threw it up. This food was, no, we were all in Venice. It is acid food? I don't think so. I don't think so. Well, is lime juice food?

Technically it is drink. It's drink maybe. But is food is drink a category of food? If you ate a lime, would you be drinking? Ooh, no, because then you're eating. The pulp. The pulp. Yeah.

But does that mean orange juice with pulp is eating? Is food. I think you could call it a. food. Like if you're logging food yes. You know, which don't do by the way. You wouldn't say, oh, pour me a glass. Yeah. I'll drink some of those.

Yeah, and in the same way, if somebody was like, I have some shrooms, I wouldn't be like, I'm hungry. Yum. I do think it's more. Shrooms are food because shrooms, it's food poisoning. Right. You do get food. I actually, I guess I know what's my favorite food poisoning story. And mine still isn't a shroom story.

Wow. Well, mine is that I just I had a smoothie at a great way. and sit in our friend, Callista, and I were doing a photo shoot for depop clothing. I was in a depop phase where I was selling a bunch of depop clothing. Yeah, and so I was modeling an outfit for her, but I got food poisoning right away. So we were in the alleyways in like Abbott Kinney, and I kept running to trash cans and projectile vomiting green into the trash cans and then running back for the pictures. Throwing up a smoothie is the most like perfect looking vomit for TV.

terrified. Just pure up green. Yeah. And I will say the pictures still came out great. The pictures looks great. And I kept running back and forth, projectile vomiting.

And I also will say, I wasn't forcing Olivia to continue. No, not at all. No, I was choosing to get. That makes it sound like I was like, get going. Everyone was telling me to stop, and I was projectile vomiting

and then screaming at them. I got this. Yeah. I was saying I was screaming. Am I skinny enough for the pictures now? So terrible. And then coming back and taking the pictures. It was awful.

Keith, you're pretty smart guy. Thank you What was that sound? I mean, I guess I'm pretty smart You're pretty smart guy I guess You're pretty smart guy Smart enough

Smart enough Today I had a really bad bad idea Actually this might be This will be the stupidest episode yet On purpose That's everything

I was like I won't even click it Because it's too long I was like We should do as many stupid segments as we can possibly get through. Let's do it. Because I think, yeah, this is kind of like a modern day lobotomy.

Like, let's all get really dumb. Dumb. Is that bad? Let's get a little bit. I was just trying to track where you were going with it. Oh, okay. You were like, this is a modern day lobotomy. Let's get. And I was like, what's she going to say?

I thought you were giving me the face of like, you can't say that. No, no, no. I was just going like, where is this going? Like, where's the metaphor? But I'm in. I am 100% in. Was the point of a lobotomy to make. people better? No. The point of lobotomy is to make people quiet. Yes, because JFK's youngest sister

was just depressed. Yeah. And they gave her a lobotomy because they couldn't deal with female emotions. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now we need a sound effect. Yeah. That needs a sound effect. Okay. They couldn't deal with her emotions. That one really is upsetting. Yeah. Poor girl. Yeah. Oh my God, you sweet thing. I'm so sorry. I wish I could have saved you. It's just for for other people to stop being irritated by by you. It's awful. It's a terrible thing. And they have to do all you're awake. Yeah.

And they have to do all you're awake like severance. Yeah. And also like there's so many bad side effects. I read it on an awful. I'm sure it's mostly bad. I don't imagine like, well, there's actually one really good side of it. Which is other people don't have to be annoyed by your bullshit. Yeah, which is kind of awesome for the world.

Sometimes you do something that's not for you, okay? Sometimes we're selfless, okay? But I will say like, you guys, sometimes I really crave a lobotomy. I crave it for me. Well, in this day and age, of course. I hate thinking. So let's stop thinking and let's do the stupidest segments in the world. Music!

Cut the music! Okay, so our first segment today, I know I'm so sorry, it's really intense. Our first segment today is called Keith tries to understand Gen Alpha Slaying. Oh, boy. That's very exciting. Do you know any Gen Alpha Slang? No. I do.

Yeah, Olivia does. Olivia really loves Jen Alpha Slings. Rez. Yeah, you know Riz. I know Riz. My parents are teachers and it's in my special interest. Six to seven, 67 is something they like. I don't know? Oh, I don't even know that one? Don't they like 67? They just like the number?

Yeah, it's like a joke. Okay. 67 is a joke for them. I mean, that's really funny. And I, and I'm like, you mean 69, right? They're like, what? They're like, what are you talking about? I think it has something to do with a song that said is either 67 or 67 or 627 or 627. Huh. But I don't know what it means. No idea. What does it mean? Oh, okay. So the thing we found on Reddit is 67. What does this mean? And the answer is... And there's the song that says six, seven, and then goes to like an edit. Oh, I can explain this. Oh, so it's nothing.

No, no, I can explain this. Lamello Ball is the middle brother of the Ball family. Right, the Bar Ful. And you know about the Ball family. Oh, they had a Facebook watch show called Ball in the Family. And when I tell you... I remember hearing about Ball and the family, but that's the extent of my knowledge. Oh, I watched the shit out of that show for some reason.

And Lonzo Ball was the oldest one. He was on the Lakers. He went to UCLA. Lamello was the middle one who. kind of was troubled and then Ligelo. Is that his name? No. Leangelo.

Not Licello. I just mixed them up. Leangelo. I mixed Leangelo up with Licello, someone who's not real. With Magellan. Yeah, Magellan. I truly made up a name because I knew there was an L sound and I just said. But okay, so he was the youngest, he's the youngest and he is like the best basketball player.

Lamello also is the middle one. Lamello is the one who stole. sunglasses and went to like an Asian prison or something. Oh. And then he also um has a rap career now and he has like a weird song. Oh, six seven. Okay. There you go. Okay. Great. So actually I do understand. Okay. I love that. But here I found this website called parade and I will tell you. The underwear website. Is it? Is it? Is it a magazine? Isn't there a magazine? Okay. I don't know. But they told me all the definitions of these and I will tell you some of them are wrong. Okay. Perfect. So we're going to have to just guess what parade.

It's because it's probably Gen X trying to determine it. Yeah. It probably is. So the first word is Ohio. Oh, I know that. I know that that's a word. Okay, so that's a good sign. And I've been to Ohio.

So let me think. If you want, we can have me use it in a sentence if you need it. Okay. I'm sure it's negative. Yeah. So like it would be like, oh no, the sentence I was going to say is that's so Ohio, which. No, that's perfect. Okay.

That's so Ohio. It gives very few contexts. Probably. not good, boring, lame. The answer is Ohio, something weird, cringy or odd. It comes from the many references that strange incidents happen only in Ohio.

Okay. What? How Ohio has strange incidents? I mean, they have silly chili. They do have silly chili. What the fuck is that? The next one is... Cincinnati chili is made with like cinnamon.

Oh! And they put it on pasta and they have like, it's chili mac. On pasta? They put on spaghetti. and they call it chili mac. Even though it's on macaroni noodles, it's on spaghetti, and then you can get it like five-way,

which means you add beans, onions, the ground beef chili, cheese, and something else. Okay, that is silly. But the chili itself is like with cinnamon and, like, cardamone has warming spices. It is good, but it's not, if you put a spoonful of Cincinnati chili in your mouth

and you think you're having standard chili, you're going to spit it out. You're going to be like, something's wrong. I don't know that chili belongs on pasta. Well, in Ohio, It does. I mean, that's because Ohio is cringy and weird. The Ohio is a way worse than Ohio.

They should make fun of that state. That should be a word. Okay, guys, the next one is Skibbitty Riz. So I know that Skibbity likes to hang around the word toilet. Yeah. And so Skibbidi, I feel like Riz. So Riz is positive. Like that person is Riz.

They're cool. They're suave. Yeah. Skimity Riz, I assume, is a lot of Riz. Okay. This is the definition from this website. The charm shown by a male skibbitty toilet to a female skibbitty toilet. Okay, that's everything.

That's like my favorite definition I've ever heard. This is used in reference to the toilets in the skibbitty toilet animated YouTube series. Right. There's, I remember that I was in Target and there was a skibbity toilet playing like trading card game. And I was like, wow. You know Michael Bay got the rights to direct the skibbity toilet movie, right? It's huge. That's my favorite sentence ever.

I have no idea where that show is. Oh, it's going to be awesome. It's a war movie. It's a term, I guess. Oh, it's a war movie? Yeah, Skippity Toilett's about a war. That's the whole thing. And that's why Michael Bay would make it.

Yeah, it's a war movie. I mean, the Skippity Toilet, it's already a war. It's a war. It's a war series right now. So it would just be a war movie, which would. The camera's circling a toilet. Skibbitty toilet is about a war. Like on a rooftop.

Yeah. The camera swirling around. And then, so there's two, there's two sides. Oh, there's a man in it. Yeah. There's Skibbitty Toilet War Well, that's the male one And then he'll Skibbitty Riz the female one

Yeah, so the toilet people The people's heads coming out of toilets are on one side And then human bodies with computer heads are on the other side I hate this Human bodies with computer heads are the good guys But I don't know I hate this Okay guys, what does Skibbitty Ohio Riz mean?

Oh my God! That's so stupid I The confusing Riz that a male Skibbitty toilet shows another male Scipity toilet No, it's to call someone this means that they're weird.

God damn it. The definition on this website is, to call someone, this means that they're weird. They're weird. You know, we look at this and like, well, this is so strange.

And then I think of like the flash cartoons I was watching on websites when I was a middle schooler. And they were really strange. No, the thing is every generation has its stupid words. And that is what connects us all and that's kind of beautiful. And the only difference is now that

the only difference is now that we all know what their words are because of the internet their words are everywhere in our faces it's not weird under it's not it's not held within the confines of middle school it's now everywhere and we all have to deal with it's become monoculture yeah okay guys um guillat slash guillot and let me explain g yatt t slash gy a t what is this well it's a fraction Ghiot over Gia. It's a complex fraction, right? Because there's more on the top than on the bottom.

Giat over Gia equals X over. You made this very stupid thing very smart. I was like, well, you can eliminate one of the T's. You know, you can cross it out. So that was actually Giyat over Gia. Gia over Gia. Yeah. You can cross.

Oh, my God. Yeah. So I don't know what that means. Now, what I thought and what you thought, I'm sure, is that it's a big booty, right? Like when somebody goes, Giat damn, that is a big booty. Is that what that means? Yeah.

It is, right? Yeah, it's a, or it's girl you are thick. Or it's like a big ass. So is Giat just God? Like saying God damn. God damn. I think it originates from that, but I think that it has to do with your ass

and if it doesn't, then that's an evolution. It's like that and it originates from that. I guess. And then it goes to, it's just a booty. However, this website, which is not very good, cited another website. It said, dictionary.com defines Giat as a slang term used to express strong excitement, surprise, or admiration. Okay.

That's beautiful. I mean, it can be that, I think. Okay, Giat, a slang term that has recently gained popularity originated as a variant of the phrase, goddamn, with African American vernacular, English of. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing is there are so many of terms. that turn into appropriated Gen Z terms. Yes. I mean, that's all slang.

That's all slang. Okay. And the next one is, what the skibbitty? What the, what, I assume that's just like, what the fuck, what the heck. Much like skibbity, this phrase really has no meaning. In some instances, Gen Alpha kids use it instead of good, cool, or what the heck. Yeah. You know, we have the, people have the phrase what the what.

Which means nothing. What the what? What the what. A lot of things mean nothing. Yeah, actually most things mean nothing. Most things mean nothing. Nothing means anything if you think about it. That's beautiful.

And really quickly, the last one, dog water. What's the phrase dog water mean? I assume that means a trash flavored beverage. Oh, that's a good guess. You know, like, ugh, yuck, that's dog water. Yeah. That tastes bad. I don't like it.

This food is dog water. I'm going to guess piss. Dog water is you didn't do a good job. Oh. Or extremely bad. Okay. Okay. That makes sense to me.

me. Yep. That was the first segment music. Cut the music. You know what's like, it's like, it's like, that leaves a bad taste in my mouth. That's not food, but that's an action that I don't like. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dog water. Yeah. That makes sense to me. Good for them. Yeah, yeah, good for them. I like that one. I like that one. I like that one. I like that one. It's a little Studio your new foundation Use PDF spaces

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And it can be any election. Okay, great, great. Number one, Hello Kitty. Oh, my gosh. She voted for Pikachu. She wrote in Pikachu. Yeah, she just wrote in. Which election?

Probably most of them. Down the ballad. Just downball it. Bigachoo, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pika. Pika. Pika. And then... Bigotchoo. I was reading about this little cat.

You know, this little cat. It was a little drawing. The lady who drew it, or I think it was a lady who drew it, tried to, like, submit it to them being, like, 47 times. They were like, it's too simple. It'll never work. Too simple. What?

And the first time they made it was just on a clear change purse, and it exploded. And then they immediately ramped up production on lots of other stuff. Did they pay her? Eventually. Okay, good. Because sometimes. simple is better sometimes all you need is just a simple thing she's so cute she's cute she's not a cat she's not she's not hate that yeah she's not a cat she's like a woman right she's just a girl

i know let's we don't have time yeah what yeah she's not a cat is she wearing a mask no wait what the fuck she's not a cat she's a girl she no she has whiskers i mean i have whiskers too she's a girl she's just a girl she's just a girl in the world who looks like a cat Just a girl. Hello Kitty is not a cat, rather a little girl. She's a girl. No, she's a little girl. She's a little girl.

She's really not. According to them. Yeah, I don't know. According to her. Yeah, but according to her, what is she? She doesn't speak much. Okay, that's fair. Okay, that's so little girl.

Does she? There is a cartoon. Does she talk in the cartoon? Or is she like, I don't know. Like a beaker who just squeaks. Oh, love Beaker. So funny. Who did Beaker vote for?

RFK. RFK. RFK. Vker voted for RFK. Whoa. I don't think I'm going crazy. I don't think he's too busy. He's too busy doing science.

They're never going to fund my science regardless. Do you think he doesn't vote on purpose or do you think he just forgets? Oh, that's a good point. He is smart, though. He's just clumsy, I believe. Look at that guy. I'd trust him with anything. Such a funny mouth.

No, I know. I would honestly, let's put this guy in the cabinet. We might as well, right? We have to. We might as well. Turns out we have to. I would. replace RFK Jr. with Beaker

from the Muppets. A hundred percent. That's obvious. I would replace RFK Jr. with Beaker from the Muppets in a heartbeat. Of course. Meep. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way. Way better voice. We sexier voice. Sexy. Meat all night, baby. Meep all night to me, baby. Okay, Winnie the Pooh. Who did Winnie the Pooh? Who did Winnie the Pooh? Who did Winnie the Pooh?

Um, maybe, um, Bernie. Really? I feel like Winnie the Pooh is like a fiscal conservative. Why do you think? Because he's a fucking killjoy. He's a socialist. He's such a kill joe. He's such a killjoy. Is he a E or is the killjoy? No, Winnie the Pooh is so weird. Why?

He rubs me the wrong way. Winnie the Pooh. He's just all like, he's always touching himself and he's always sad. Yeah, he's always sad and he's always touching himself. Maybe we should have some honey. He's like rubbing his stomach and talking about it. And I'm like, you're a fiscal conservative. I should go outside and see all the flowers.

Oh, you've got a Winnie the Pooh. I guess I do. I never try, but I love him. He's fucking touching himself all the time. Like he's looking at his fucking. I don't want it. Of course he's hungry. He loves honey.

He's a bear. Okay, I will say, okay, now that you've said that, now I will say, yes, he is touching himself all the time and he's not wearing pants. And that is, oh my God, ew! Okay, I'm like, that's why I don't like this guy. You don't fuck with this guy because he's not wearing pants. He's always touching himself. And he's always around kids. None of the other characters weren't close at all.

You heard it here first. Winnie the Pooh was on the Epstein list. He voted for Epstein. He voted for the Epstein. He voted for the Epstein list. He voted for the Epstein list. He literally wrote him. in the Epstein list. Why is he always, he's like, always, after Epstein was already dead.

Look, he broke this clock and instead of like fixing it, he's just touching himself in front of the clock. Oh no, I've broken the clock. Yeah, it's like, don't figure out of fix it. He's got to Poo. I've got to fix it. Yeah, and it's like that voice, don't come near me. Like, don't come hear me at all. That voice paired with touching yourself and not wearing pants. Oh, my God, wait, it says poo bear lawsuit. I don't know what it meant, but it just said I would sue him. Yeah, I guess I wouldn't want to hang out. Look at it. out with him alone. Would you let this, your father, would you let this around your child?

Would I let my child watch it? Sure, it seems harmless. But would you let them in the same room? No. Yeah, that's a good. But I don't trust any bear with my son. That's fair. Would you rather put your, that's such a good point?

Would you rather put your son in the woods with a bear or with a man? That's a good question. Maybe a baby bear. As long as they're the same age, I'll go with bear. Because I don't know, I don't trust other two-year-olds. Oh, that's bad. There are some whirlwind two-year-olds that I've seen that have just barreled through my son. My son is just a kind little sweetheart.

Okay. If you come and rip a toy out of Henry's hands, he'll just go get another toy. What's the worst behavior you've seen from a child on the playground? I mean, they are tornadoes. Yeah. Like I've seen a child just pick up a handful of sand, walk over to another child, throw to that child's face and laugh and scream and then run and fall down on his face. I'm feeling adults reclaiming that.

I've seen a child try to pee inside. of a grocery store as the doors automatically open. That's awesome. That's great. That's really good. I was kind of like, that's sick. Yeah, go for it. They don't know what they're doing it. You can't blame them. What the fuck? This is awful. This is, this is what I'm talking about. Yeah, if you're listening at home, we're watching Winnie the Pooh licking his lips and rubbing his tummy tummy tummy. And flicking his tongue. Flicking his bean. Yeah, Winnie the Pooh can flick his bean in peace. This is hard. This is a hard visual for me. I will say, you do have a Winnie the Pooh.

voice. I would like some honey. Yeah. See, I'm like, I don't funded that. It's crazy. You have like a real solid Winnie the Poe impression when you pair that with that. I think you voted for Bush. A year ago. You watched it a year ago, right? Because some No, actually, it was because a friend of mine had never seen it. And we were like, you've

never seen any of Winnie the Pooh. And I was like, I guess I haven't seen him in 25 years. Let's put Winnie the Pooh on and see how it is. Did you have like drinks and watch Winnie the Pooh? Well, we were high. Okay, great. We'll see, that's a good. That's a good thing to do. Yeah. And we were like, wow, this is sort of fine. Maybe we should watch Winnie the Pooh for movie night. Okay, maybe. Okay, guys, join the Patreon if you want to see us potentially watch Winnie the Pooh. I'm gonna be so mad at you. And maybe

let's get high. I would. You should. You know I fucking would. Go join the Patreon. It's really cheap. Okay, let's do one more. Let's do Yoda. Who did Yoda vote for? Hmm. Um, um, Oh, you've got a Yoda. Well, everyone has a Yoda. You got to have a Yoda. I don't. There you go. Now you've got a Yoda. You've got one. Look at that face. Look at 4C down there. Yep, that's the one. Oh, yeah, that's a good picture. Wow.

Wow. Now, who did that guy vote for? Gosh, you know, I think he should vote for Bernie. He should be all for socialism. I was going to say. I think he's voting for AOC. Yeah, you think he wrote in AOC. I think you wrote in AOC.

All these people have write-in votes. I feel like he's friends with Bernie. I think so, too. I think they're twins. I think they hang out. He's a kooky old man. Have you watched? Have you rewatch when you first meet Yoda?

Yes. No one. He's crazy. He's a Muppet. Wait, and he's much more Muppety than he becomes in other movies. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah, he's like bonking Luke on the head with a stick. Yeah. He's going, I've got to eat. He's like stealing his food. He's like, he's almost Winnie the Pooh. Head first in a bag, throwing shit behind him, being goofy. Bucking unhinged the first time you see him.

Which he's supposed to be like the comedic relief and then as time went on, they were like, maybe let's make him really wise. Yeah, we'll make him the most. serious character ever actually. Yeah, he is like absolutely a clown. Yeah. He's like a dementia ridden Jedi when you first meet him.

Oh my God. Who knew? He's so funny. That's such a good point. And even the puppet of him looks a little wilder. I mean, you saw that clip. That's from, that's an early Yoda right there. That's Yoda.

That's true Yoda. So I wonder what he really, like, did he see some shit? And that's how he became so serious? I think you're just on something. The first. Well, yeah, when you first meet him, he's secluded. in a swamp just being an old kooky man he's retired he's like I'm done

yeah he's gone crazy and then Luke shows up like train me he's like and then he's like time to get my shit together yeah okay move the ship out be upside down yeah be upside down okay he makes me upside down he makes me upside down

if anyone ever comes to me for advice I'm going to be like okay be upside out take all their food yeah okay so we think he voted for Bernie yeah because they're friends yeah he called Bernie said you got my vote, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

I think he voted for Bernie, and I think that's a good choice. Yeah. And I endorse it. Okay, everyone, that was that segment. Music! Cut the music. Nice. I'm in.

You're in now. And you're in. I caught on the bit eventually. This segment might be the stupidest one we have so far. I'm very excited. Is it corn? Just a bunch of Google images of corn. You cut into it and then you see it and say, ah, it wasn't cake, it was corn.

That's a really good. I really should have done that one. It just spills out corn. Fuck, I should have done that one. Oh, no, I feel stupid. No, this is a shoe. It's not corn. Okay, guys, this is a segment called Benson Boone trivia.

Music. Cut to music. Okay, guys, are you ready? Yeah. I'm going to say a trivia question. You just answer it. Okay. It's a yes or no.

I don't know anything about Benson Boone. Neither do I. Okay, perfect. Is Benson Boone a talented diver? Yes. 100%. No. Like scuba diver?

Mm-hmm. 100%. Oh, I was thinking high dive. Oh. I was picturing he's like, he's too bulky, too much muscle. Oh, my God. Maybe it's high diver. I think yes.

I think yes. I think no. I think yes. Yeah. Yeah. He jumps? He's got too many muscles. He's going to splash too big.

He's a, okay, see, I didn't even know. When I found this on the website, I didn't even know that it was actually like diving off off of like a diving board and I thought it was like diving into the ocean. But this makes perfect sense. He flips. Yeah, of course he flips. He flips. You're right.

Of course he dives. He flips. I don't think people... I also would have said yes to scuba diver. I would have been like 100%. That's what I thought to. I don't think people who look that much like a disco star should be in the water. Oh, that's a hot take. Hot take.

That is a hot take. No water disco. He should be on land. No water disco. No water disco. No water disco. No. I've never been, actually.

Although I will say the rainbow fish would be a disco star. Yeah? Because honey is a disco ball. Honey is a colorful disco ball. Diva is a disco ball. Diva is a disco ball. There's no rainbow fish. disco's in The Little Mermaid and they have a whole

crustacean band. They honestly should have a misgo and that's rude. Okay you guys, next question. Is Benson Boone a talented driver? No. I don't think he is. I feel like Benson Boone has his license revoked and that's based on nothing. Would flipping would flipping make you good at driving?

Would flipping make you good at driving? Is the real question? The real question we all have to ask. I don't think those skills need to correlate because I can't flip and I can't So what's your final answer? I'm going to say no. The answer is, I don't know. You don't know. Great answer.

Really good answer. You just wrote that question? No. Let's find out. The next question is, is Benson Boone a talented driver, parentheses, golf? Ah, is he good at driving? Like golf driving. Right.

I could see him being okay at it. I'm going to say, no. It would be very hard to pick him up and swing him hard at a ball for him to be a good driver. Right, right, right, right. Oh, so he would have to be a physical. If he's a driver, well, that's a club. Yes. Okay, so I don't.

Is he a good golf driver? He might be a good club because he's like weird. And he's, maybe he's more. His body doesn't work normal. He's like a flamingo, which flamingos are great for. Golfing with. Golfing with. Well, I guess they play the other game.

Don't they do that? I don't know. They play the lawn croquet. Okay. Sorry that got me really excited for some reason. I don't think he's a bad driver in terms of golfing, but I do think his license is revoked. Okay, you want to know the answer? And I stand by that.

Yeah. I don't know. I kind of was expecting that answer. Okay, here's the next one. Is Benson Boone a talented skydiver? Yeah. He should be. He should be because he flips.

He should be because he flips. He shouldn't be afraid. The answer is, I don't think so. Okay. That's a little more specific. Should we see if he's ever skydove in? No, I like sticking with mine. Sky dove?

Skydive and skydivin? I don't think so. Wait, he does it. He does? Wait, no, he leaps. He leaps. He leaps. He leaps off a towel.

He doesn't skydive, he lees. So you don't think so, so you might be right. Yeah. I just assume if I were to bungee jump, every single bone in my body would separate. 100%. At the very end. And I see that for you. Right.

I'm feeling that for you. Every single bone would be like, gone. Okay, I love that. I love that. I know. Come back and I'd be a bag. Okay. You'd be in your bag era.

Loose marble bones. Yeah, I'd be my bag era. Oh, wait. That's kind of fun. Get that bag. Wait, get that bag. Get that bag. Get that bag.

My bones. Yeah, I just think my whole spine would become independent pieces. That's kind of fun. You could become a puzzle. Yeah. Yeah, and then your kid could put you back together. Yeah, with the baby bear. He's not great at puzzles.

And if he fails, you die. Well, if he fails, you're really interesting looking. That's true. Okay, guys, next question. Is Benson Boone a talented sky driver, parenthesis, pilot? Oh, my God. I like where would this one? No.

Once again, he cannot drive for anything. Probably not. is revoked in my head. You want to know the answer? Yeah. I don't think so. I think you're right. It's the craziest way.

Anyone has ever done trivia? Can you imagine going to bar trivia? Making up questions and being like, I don't know, but I don't think so. And the team that got it right was nobody because I'm not sure the answer. So I can't give any points to this. And unfortunately, the team, the griffinth horrors, just doubled down on that one. So they're out. The griffinthorrs is a great trivia team name.

Okay, next question. Is Benson Boone a talented Adam Driver? I don't think so. Well, has he ever played? Could he play a role that Adam Driver once played in a remake in the future? Yes. I don't think so. So your answer is yes, your answer is no.

I'm going to say hard no. The answer is no, he's Benson Boone. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. But what if in the future he played a role? Well, this question, this segment was written last night at like three in the morning. This question is not from the future. This is not from the future.

But if in the future it changes, I will go back and Google Doc and I will change it for you. Okay. Okay. Last question. Uh-huh. Ready? What's the name of Benson Boone's debut single? Oh, fuck if I know.

Benson Boone. I'm going to guess. Is that your final answer? Ghost Town. I was really close. I would have never guessed that. But his was closer. Okay.

And that was that segment. Music! Katza! Music! Okay. We did really great. Wow. Um, guys, another really stupid segment.

Are we ready for it? This one is called Are They Real Song Lyrics Music? Oh, this actually is a good segment. This is not dumb enough. When you say this is actually a good segment, and you say it with surprise. You mean the other ones I worked on very hard. Well, you said specifically they were supposed to be dumb and bad. This one seems smart and good.

Okay. So you fucked up. He'd sometimes I feel double bad. I don't know what to tell you. Okay, guys, are you ready? Yeah. The first lyric, read some Byron, Shelley, and Keats recited it over a hip-hop beat. It has to be. Yeah, it sounds real. It would be so weird if you just made that up. Why, you think I'm not smart?

I think it's too random. You think I can't come up with things that random socks? I don't think it's too random for you, but I do believe it's real. Okay, and who do you think did it? An artist. That's, is that your final answer? One of the artists. What do you think? What is it again? recited some Byron, Shelly, and Keats, recited it over a hip hop beat. Cezah.

Are you fucking with her? I have no fucking idea. How dare you? I have no idea. Take that back. I have no idea. Ciz, I'm so sorry for that. I love you so much.

It's Natasha Bettingfield from these words. Oh, I would never. I would never guess so. I would never guess it over a hip heartbeat. Remember? No. Don't remember that. All right.

Right. Next one. Are you ready? Yeah. Fire, water, air, and dirt. Fucking magnets. How do they work? That is a song lyric. That's real. And what is it from? Who was that?

God, I do remember this. I remember everyone making fun of it. It's not Kanye, is it? No. It's, gosh, who was it? It's a rapper. I don't know. How do they work?

I don't know. Magnets, how do they work? And how do magnets? work with charges. Was it RFK? Was it RFK? It was RFK and his debut single, How do Magnets Work? He was not a Magnet's work. His debut single, Benson Boone. Yeah, his debut single Magnets aren't real and how do they work? Um, no, it's Miracles by Insane Clown Posse. That's right. It was I seep. I remember that. Now is this a lyric? Eat out her booty and I call it Whole Foods. You want to guess?

It should be a lyric if it isn't one. But is it? I'm going to say it isn't. I know that it isn't. It's not. And this is a PSA. Why isn't it? Why isn't it?

Yeah, it should be. Because a couple days ago, Sid said to me, you know what? Needs to be a lyric in something? And then it was exactly that. Isn't that a great rap lyric? Yeah. Eat out her booty and I call it whole foods? 100%.

Why is that not a lyric? It should be. It's way. better than you got to eat the booty like groceries that doesn't make any sense yeah maybe then you could also add like um met up with she met up with another turns out he's a traitor joe too oh oh nice you know whoa nice that's really well we've got to make this so all grocery store all grocery store all grocery store sex wrap all grocery store sex wrap yeah and then i met up with albert's son oh oh he showed me the safe way oh my god you guys this

is something. Okay, we're almost there. We're almost there. We just have to be any of their rhyme. We need smart and final. We need Ralphs. We need dogs. We don't be doing any of them rhyme. But we're almost there. Ralphs. God's sake, made me Ralphs. Yeah, yeah. Her booty

her booty hole was so yucky. It made me sick at me Ralphs. Her booty hole was so yucky. You know how in a rap they always say her booty hole was so yucky. Her booty hole is so yucky. Her booty hole was so yelves. Maybe sick at me Ralphs. Yeah. Wow.

The good thing we did it the safe way. I put a condom on her cow. Almost. We almost got there. We're getting there and we're getting there. And we're getting there, guys. Next one. S is for the simple need.

E is for the ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot because that's the one you really want. Yes, sex is always the answer. It's never a question because the answer is yes. Oh, the answer is yes. not just a suggestion if you ask the question that it's always yes

yeah I really want you to have made this up it sort of did it like beat poetry I could assume you wrote this at 3 in the morning oh my God

well it clearly like rhymes and is a whole poem does it rhyme? It rhymes enough it rhymes enough for music it rhymes enough for me to believe that it's a lyric to a song

I'm gonna say it's not and I have faith in you Thanks I'm going to say it's a real song It is a real song Really? Sorry And you know who it's by

No Nickelback Oh my God Nickelback has sex Nicolback has a song That is shocking That is Those guys don't have sex

Those guys have a photograph Yeah Those are those are photograph guys That sounds like someone Who's never had sex Writing a song about sex That's fair It's a song

It's like I promise you I have sex All the time Here My girlfriend goes to another school I promise She can't face it Her camera's broken

It is S-E-X by Nickelback A real song that I've never heard But I saw the lyrics Well now we have to listen to it For the rest of our lives And that's pretty fucking awesome That's amazing Okay that was that segment music

Wow that was a beautiful segment Yeah well that was so good You guys I don't know why I did two sex segments in a row Okay well that's everything Well this last one wasn't a sex segment We just turned it into a sex segment to the booty hole line. Guys, I don't know why I did this.

No, I'm loving it. I'm having it delightful time. That's fun. Okay, good. Yeah. This segment is called, Is it a real sex position from the commissary? Whoa.

Sorry, guys. I keep having aneurysms today. Well, thanks everybody for coming. Big lobotomy energy for all of us. I guess the lobotomy is working. Oh, The lobotomy is working. Also, my hair is crazy today, and I'm sweating through my shirt.

I'm sweating really hard, and I'm, like, panicking about it. I have real sweat stains. I'm always sweating, so this is like the norm for me. Should we compare sweat stains? Should that be a segment? Oh, look. I don't have any... I don't have any stains.

You don't have any sleeves there. But I do have it on my face. No, you don't. Well, okay. You look fine. Thank you. You look great. At least.

At least. But I guess I would rather feel it on my face than have it be visible. Does your smell? This arm is more than this arm. What does your armpit smell like? Um, mine smells like deodor. Shirt. My armpit sounds like deodor.

Can I smell? Shirt plus. And this shirt with a... You can smell it. It smells like there's definitely a body bit there as well, but it's mostly shirt. Did you like that? It actually smells like nothing. Yeah, it smells like shirt right now.

I'm actually very impressed. It'll change. Okay. It'll change once I put some spices on me. It won't stay smelling great. I mean, I only put this shirt on two hours ago. Okay. It smells like truly nothing.

I did an aluminum-free deodorant and I had to switch back in a couple of days. I had to use salt. What? I'm allergic to like every deodorant. You have to use salt? I use this, this, this, um, cylinder, solid cylinder of salt. Sorry. And I, I get it wet and then I rub it against my armpit.

Yes. Isn't it getting it wet? Isn't the point of deodorant to make it dry? Yes, but I'm creating such a salinous environment in my armpit. It doesn't make me not sweat, but it makes it hard for bacteria. It's not an antiperspirant. It's a deodorant. is antiperspirants stops it from being wet.

So my armpit is so salty. How salty is it? It's so salty that the little biomes that stink can't grow there easily until later in the day when the salt eventually wears off because I've sweated all away. Right. Wow, I've never ever known that. And why did you start?

How did you find this out? Because I was allergic to every other one. They all made me break out. So I was looking for... Do you have salt of earth? It's one of those. I think I use the Thai crystal deodorant stick. Wow.

Available at Whole Foods, I believe, or one of these brands is. I just get it on the internet. It's five bucks. It lasts a long time because it's just salt. What? It's salt. Wow. It's just salt.

So then whenever you're at a restaurant and they don't have any extra salt, you just take your fries and go. I dab the bread on my armpit. Yum, num num num. Yum, yum, yum. Yeah, and it's like, oh, my gosh, a little too much salt. A little too much salt. Too salty.

A little armpit after taste. So, yeah, I use that because. because I have to. You have to. There you go. Yeah, I'm just allergic. It must of them make me break out. I bet you that helped somebody.

I bet you somebody was like, why are my deodorants all making me break out? And now this is going to help. You can use salt. It won't make you stop sweating. And that's the logline. But it'll make you stink a little less and you won't break out. You'll just smell like, well, does it make you not stink less or does it just make you smell like salt?

What does salt smell like? Salt. Salt? Yeah, I guess if you get really up in there. Well, what do you think it smelled like? Nothing. So. Okay.

There you go. That's fair. That's fair. It does. It makes you smell like nothing. And how often do you really smell something you go? That's nothing. Not that often.

Unless you're doing this. Then you smell nothing. Okay, great. Okay, guys, this segment is, is this a real sex position? Okay, I'm excited. The rowboat. Yes. Yes.

And what is it? Oh, that's a good question. It is where you're seated across from each other and you're looking sad. Because you don't know how to get back home. home. It's like, um, the woman, uh, is laying down with oars and the man is, uh, sitting sitting across from. Okay. Okay. Heterone. Normative. How about this? What if it's okay. Okay. Hetero. Is the Kama Sutra? Is that is possible? Is it possible? Is it possible? Is it Is it how much is? All the pictures I found are male, female. So you can just assume that these are all

heterosexual couples. But you could probably figure it out in, I mean, you could definitely figure it out in, I mean, you could definitely figure that out if you're a female. Like if you're a female, female couple, you can definitely do the robot. I think you can figure this out. I bet you could do it if you were two guys. Or if you were. You probably could do it if you were any of the genders. Yeah, I think you can figure it out.

Like, you can figure any of these out. But so that is a real sex position and that's what it looks like. Look how different the boat one is. The, the ketchup and mustard down in the bottom. Yeah. Yeah, that's different. That's a different kind of boat. The boat is different from the rowboat.

I have the same photo that. pulled up on my Google talk. Oh, God. I like the ketchup mustard version of the art the most. And I like to think of them as ketchup and mustard. What? This is too hard. Two and a boat.

Now, that is too hard. Two and about. Wait, how's that work? How does that work? How does that work? No one's going to fall. Yeah, I will say a lot of these. No one's looking at each other.

I don't know. Most of these are aimed not to pay attention to each other. Why are the feet there? Like, I do feel that most of these positions, the goal is, let's do something Yes, let's do something so hard that we are not paying attention to each other being there. He's sort of got his arms folded. Yeah. He's planking.

I don't even like this. I wanted to go to the office today and I had to do two and a boat sex instead. He looks like he's ignoring her. Yeah, and on purpose. She's sleeping. She's sleeping with her hands on his booty. She's classic dad sleeping on the couch. Oh, she's sleeping.

And this one, she's sleeping on his back. That one is a heimlich. Yeah, I know about that. She's joking. I'm like, and this one's the love bug, I guess. They're on a giant piece of meat. Guys, is the suspended scissors a sex position? It's got to be.

That's got to be one person hanging from something. In this guy? Hanging from like a pull-up bar. Okay, you have to have a pull-up bar to do this one. You have to have one of those pull-up bars you put on the door. One person's hanging from the pull-up bar and they're just scissoring. I think no. No, you don't think it's real.

It is real. The suspended scissors. There it is, and that's the exact photo I have. This one is. It's way too hard. Really difficult. Oh, fuck that. If I saw this in a stage show, I'd be like, wow, the strength.

There is one member is standing and holding the other member kind of like a pretend horse. You know, those. Or a guitar. Or a guitar. Or a little bit of a low guitar. Yeah. It's like a low guitar. Like you're really jamming.

There's some straddling. There's some like scissoring going on, but it's like shifted into a really weird. How do you wait up with one arm? Seems too hard. Well, again, the point is to not pay attention to the other person. Yeah, not pay attention to the other person or, honestly, the sex. If you're so busy with how much weight it is, you will not pay attention. He shouldn't have his eyes closed.

You got to keep your eyes open for this just to make sure you don't get hurt. You just need to watch. You really do. Keep your eyes open. This one, I have a feeling you know if it's real or not. The Eiffel Tower. Yes. That's real.

That's real. And just to, again, just say that for the audience, if you don't know what it is, to members, on either side of a person in doggy and high-fiving. And they have to be high-fiving. They have to be high-fiving. Or doing a secret handshake. Yeah. They have to be high-fiving because they need to be going,

this is pretty fun. This is pretty fun. And then the last one, the Twin Towers. Oh. Yes. And it's two people standing next to each other. And two more people run in and tackle them. I have to tell you.

So we fly on Southwest Airlines. lines, those flight attendants are having fun, right? They're doing all the silly stuff. Of course. Well, yesterday on my flight was the most out-of-pocket experience I've ever had with one where, you know, you can't stand in the front of the plane, right? You can't do that. Yeah, you can do that. People were up there too close. It's like, hey, you guys know you can't be up there and they didn't move. I know that you want to, but like no one can be at the run, you know, 9-11 ruined this. You can't do it. And we were all in like, did the flight attendant

just make a 9-11 joke on the plane? This is wild. Yeah, that is one of those things where you go, when you enter an airport, we all pretend that when you enter an airport, you can't make jokes. No. Like, it's like the one place you can't ever make a joke. And it's hard because. No, no, no, no.

You can't say, you're the bomb, girl. You can't do that. You can't do that. My mouth will say something before my brain quacks it a lot of the time. If you can't fucking tell. But, like, we'll be at an airport. And I'll see, like, you know, it'll be like, please don't bring any firearms and knives. And I'm like, I'll literally be like, oh, I brought all my firearms and knives.

Yeah. And it's like, you can't say that. No, you can't. I had somebody hand me my, I had a trumpet and they, like, handed me my trumpet because they just got it down from the plane. And my instinct was to pretend to, like, cock it like a gun. It just, how funny it would be. It wasn't even, it was just the trumpet case. He handed me.

I almost went, no, you can't do that. No, you can't. You can't pretend to cock your gun. No, you can't. Our friend brought a, a prop gun. to a girl boy. Yeah, and they kept saying, you know you can't have this.

Yeah, he didn't bring it on purpose. It was a prop from something. And he kept being like, no, I know. I didn't mean to have it. I just do. So anyway, the Twin Towers is actually not a sex position in the Kama Sutra. Yet. Yet.

That's because the Karma Sutra was written before 9-11. And that's the only reason. Yeah. Great. That was that segment. Music! Cut the music! We're going to do one more segment.

Oh, no, that's exciting. know I wrote so many more that we're not even getting to because there's no time. Because we can always bring him, we can always do them at some point. And eventually maybe Zach will come on and you can finish. Yeah, we can finally finish. We can finally finish. You guys, I want you to know that this is where we get to the height of stupidity.

Okay, I'm excited. This is a segment called Girl Boss or Girl Floss. Music. Cut the music. Okay. So this is we're running out of ideas. Is it floss for women? So this is a second where Sydney was running out of ideas.

I will list a name. You will tell me if they're a girl boss or a dentist I found on Zock Doc. Zock doc, they're a sponsor. Oh, that's true. This is honestly the best branded integration. So if they're a girl boss, meaning like if they're like a CEO or if they're a... Just a girl boss. You know, a girl boss and a sheeo are not necessarily the same thing.

Okay, that's fair. That's fair. But all sheeos are girl bosses. All she eos are girl boss. but not all your bosses are she eos. It's very square rectangle. That makes sense. That makes sense.

Okay, are you ready? Yeah. Tina Thomas. Girl floss. Girl floss. Yep, she's a dentist. In Florida, I think. Good for her.

Leslie W. Celestina. That's a girl boss. Girl boss. The W. W feels like she needed to stick out from another girl with the same name. Celestina is a great last name. She's a girl boss no matter what. DDS.

She is a dentist. I think she's both. She might be both. William E. Chen. I think that he's a dentist. He's a dentist. Girl floss. Yeah, he's a girl floss.

He's a dentist. Dentist. Gat. Whoa. One more time. Gack. Gack. Gag.

Gag. Gag. Go off. Gag. Gag. Go off gack. Girl boss. Gack.

It's neither. It's not either. It's a sound my dog makes before she's about to throw. It's an old toy. There it is Gack. Gap. Original slime. Guys, I really think something's wrong with my brain.

I don't remember that Gack's catchphrase was splat. It's Gat. Wait, there is a toy called Gap. You didn't know about Gak? Yeah, I knew how Gat. Now you're going to tell me you didn't know about squand. What? Oh!

Squand is Gak with styrofoam pellets in it, I believe. Yeah, Gack was back when you couldn't make your own slime, you had to buy it. Yeah, it's just Gack. It's just Gack. The teacher hates it. Yeah, the teacher hates it. Okay, that's literally sick. These kids are losing their shit to this Gat.

This is sick. It's so splat for them. Oh, yeah, splat those guys. Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, guys, the next Girl Bosser Girl Floss. Are you ready? Yeah.

Catherine Switzer. So, Catherine was what you said, Gag. Gack? Catherine Switzer. I think she's a girl floss. I think she's a girl floss, too, and I think every single name on here. I think she's in Minnesota. I think she's in Minnesota.

I don't think there's a single girl boss on here. I think there's all doctors, dentists. Is that what you think? I do. She's a girl boss. Dang. What? Catherine Switzer, Girl Boss, know your history.

The first woman to officially run the Boston Marathon in 1967 under the name KV Switzer, according to several articles. According to several articles. Was she also a dentist? No. Wow. Okay. Wow.

This is good. Okay. Fariba, Big Delhi, DDS. Big Delhi. DDS. Did you say Fariba Big Deli DDS and ask us if she's a dentist or not? I don't know if I'm ready for my dentist to say

their name is Big Deli. Unless you get a sandwich at the end of the procedure instead of a toothbrush. You don't think she's girl boss or girl balls. I got to go with both. I mean, technically she really is both but she's listed as dentist. Can you say the name one more time? Fariba,

Big Deli. DDS. I love her so much. I literally would go to her for the name alone. I would go to her for the name. Although I think she is truly out of my network. Yeah. Okay. Wait, I don't have dental.

Then she definitely is. Then she definitely is out of your network. Wait, I don't have dental. Oh, I have to pay my health insurance. I'm so far behind. Okay. Next. Of your health insurance payments?

Yeah. Perfect. Okay. Big deli. Next. This is the last one. Yeah. Emmeline Roberts Jones.

Emmeline. I'm feeling she's a girl boss. Is that weird? I think you're right. There's also only been one girl boss. There might only be one in this whole wide world, but I'm feeling like Emmeline Roberts Jones. You don't think the two of you are girl bosses? No.

But we are Gack Splat. We're very Gax Splat. We're like Gax. You are. You're in our Gaxeplat era. You are. You're a bag of bones and we're Gaxeplat. Yeah.

Gaxeplat. What do you think? Girl boss, girl floss. I think she's a girl boss. Final answer? Yeah. Actually, trick question. She's a girl boss and she's a girl floss.

Whoa. Emily is widely recognized as the first female dentist in the United States. Whoa. She began practicing dentistry in New Haven, Connecticut in 1855 without having gone to dentistry school. Okay. Girl boss. Girl boss. That is so girl boss.

She wasn't allowed in it because they wouldn't allow women in dentistry school, but that does mean she was taking sharp objects to just people's mouths. Okay, that is very girl boss. The definition of the word practice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What are all the medical fields called practices?

I don't like that. Yeah, that's fair. Can we? I don't like that. This is part of my tight five. Why am I paying so much for practice? Don't practice, son. Don't practice.

I don't pay money to go watch a football team practice, especially not the most money in our economy. Don't practice in my mouth. Don't practice in my mouth. Don't practice in my mouth. Also, how can they be. be malpractice. It's all practice. Yeah. Is there really malpractice? We're slowly turning into Jerry Seinfeld as we go.

Yeah. Oh, no. Now we're going to take a 10-year-old. Big Deli. Big Deli. More like it's a sandwich. Fuck me, guys. I don't know. Oh, my God. Guys, um, I think we have successfully lost IQ points. Yeah. And I'm loving that. I think we've successfully all gotten just as stupid as I am. I think we've successfully wasted everyone's time. Amurance is bliss. And that's right. We're going to go get real lobotomies after this.

We're going to get three matching lobotomies. Are you excited? And we're going to bring in Dr. Big Deli. Big Deli is here, everyone. Dr. Big Deli D.S. Dr. Big Deli D.S. He's going to give us. Matching lobotomies music.

It's just a practice. It's just a practice. Lobotomy, we're all going to be awake. Oh, my God. Guys, thanks for watching. Go check out our Patreon. Yeah, go check out our Patreon. You can see extended, early, uncut, uncut, unconsensit.

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That's delightful and you're delightful. Thanks. so much for coming on. You're the best. Thank you so much for being here. My pleasure. So sorry for making you stupider. Hopefully you can still drive home. It's okay.

I don't have to go. I'm going back to work. Oh, perfect. The perfect place to be stupider. Guys, thank you so much for being here and we will see you next Tuesday, freeze frame.