Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Vic Michaelis Has To Kill, F**k, or Interview!

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

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Are you on Ambien right now? Today? Right now. Yeah. In this moment. In this moment. This timeline? This timeline.

This timeline. Not Loki style. Not Loki style. No, just this timeline. I hate it when it's Loki style. I hate, well, okay, whenever I'm on Ambien and then I switches to Loki style. I just go, what are we doing? I'm like, what the fuck?

I don't even know this IP well enough. What was the question? My question was, are you on Ambien right now? I'm supposed to show called very important persons. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys.

Oh, nice. I love that one. That's really, really, really good. When I was in high school, we used to listen to that and drive around. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the time. Yeah, it's the best song. It's so good.

Top 40. You guys. Guys, holy, holy, holy, holy. Guys, welcome to the big bad podcast for you. This is Sid and Olivia Talks. I'm the sub. I'm the Olivia one. Today we have another special one.

You're going to lose your damn mind. You guys are going to shart yourselves. We have a very, very, should I say. important person? Is that what you get for every single? Yeah, does that happen all the time? You get that for every single like intro for you. It's kind of of things that you could be tied to as an intro, I can't complain. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? That's fair. Like what would be the worst one. The tela to my tubby. It's the purple one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's so many things that I feel like could be your thing. Yeah. The guy who hosts dirty jobs, they could be like it's dirty

dirty, dirty, your dirtiest job is to watch this guy. Yes, yes. They're like dying for sex would be a hard one. Oh, yeah. That show that she's dying for sex. It's Jenny Slate. Yeah, that's hard. I mean, but also kind of kind of goes hard.

Yeah. It's kind of hard. It kind of goes hard. That is about your attitude. It really is. It's how you take it. If you sort of then like use that to be like, oh, I'm taking horny as a empowered label, that then I think actually.

We could also make some reference to you being a dropout of some sort. And I think that's more negative than being a very important point. We could also say your pony. Yeah, we could say you're a pony. And speaking of ponies. Today we have a wonderful, we never even introduced them. Guys, our guest this week is Vic McKeel. Oh my gosh.

Okay, that's my jam. That was a throwback to my childhood. You know when you're in like seventh grade and you're like going. to a dance for the first time and that song comes on and you're like, who am I going to back on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. I love doing that. I love that. Miss those dances. Miss those dances. What were you going to say? Oh, I was just going to say, speaking of ponies, I just want to shout out Becca from the Patreon for sending these, yeah, this is a standard horse. I'm sorry. That is a horse. Sending these 3D printed cursed objects.

This looks like Danny DeVito Shrek and this is some sort of a normal horse. Yeah, that's what a horse looks like. This is what a horse looks like. How do you ride that one? I think... Mouth open? Sexually. Yeah.

Yeah. I think unfortunately sexually and this one as well sexually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So thank you, Becca. You're an icon. Megan, did you make these? Yeah, they're 3D printed. They're like so light.

And what is a 3D printer? Because I've heard of it, but what is it look like? Sid, you're not going to believe this. I own a 3D printer. I want a 3D printer. Well, okay, I should say I sort of, I have joint custody of a 3D printer. Do you know Alden Dirk? at all is a writer, a very talented songwriter has like, that literally is it. Wow. Is that one

almost $1,000? Yes, that is exactly. There was a show on dropout called Thousandaires and you spent $1,000 to do something and then if you did the biggest or the thing that the guest judge liked the most, then you won something worth a thousand dollars. Wow. And I believe that is the 3D printer that I won. And what did you do that was worth a thousand dollars that was the biggest thing? I, me and Alden, me and Alden, I sort of asked Alden to write me a musical that I then flew my sister down from Vancouver because she, I honestly can't even get into the drama at her non-major college musical theater club. But I wasn't liking the way that they were casting her there. And so I said, I actually am going to, I'm going to write something and sort of put you in the lead. And then our good friend Angela Giratana sort of swapped out for the singing portion of it.

because I'm realistic. You know what I mean? I know what her strengths are. So funny. I love that. You know, there's apparently like a real thing in opera where Patrick and I have started going to operas. Yes. Yes.

This has been like our fun? Yeah. You like Tom? Donald? Yeah. Kind of. We used to go to a bunch of the shows. I don't want to say the theater.

What? I can't say the name of the theater. But we used to go see original works at a local theater for the same thing. And we would just sort of go and dissect the show. And we were dissecting it a little too loudly in front of the director. Oh, wow. We then turned around and went. So what do you think of the show?

You guys are chatting. What do you think of the show? And we sort of had to go, love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it.

Wow. What are you going to do? We're going to this. There's this like one particular company. I kind of am wondering if this is a similar thing. Oh, I think you guys got to whisper about it off camera. Do you got to come. Yeah, you got to get over.

I would totally love to. They're doing operas. And there was like, we went to one where we were, I can only describe it as we were sitting across the street. Like, it was like the stage was here. And we were in a room that was connected to the theater, but wasn't the theater, truly across the street. And we were in the very back and it was like a multi-purpose room. But a multi-purpose room attached to a regular theater. Like at a church service where like you're not, you came in late, so you're in an overflow room watching.

it from like a screen. Did feel like that, except we were put in like what I think is the kids room. Like it was all these kids. Because she's a bunch of baby. Who's children like running around. Did you join in? No, I love opera. No, but you should have. You also love kids. We were sitting back there being like, this is fucking weird. And Patrick kept saying, this feels like watching opera in an airport. And it did. Do you think maybe that's part of the experience for the show? What was the show? Was it meant to make you uncomfortable? Maybe everybody was in a different room and something that was going to make them feel uncomfy. That did you go to theater school?

Okay, so you did. I dropped out, and by dropped out, I mean, was asked to leave from regular school. Asked to leave for crimes or to do something better? I'm sorry. I kind of barely graduated high school, and then I went to school in Canada in Toronto. And so, like, you know how in state school? I don't know if this is a thing, but like how sometimes schools can be like, let them in. You know what I mean?

My high school had been a call to our equivalent of a state school satellite campus and was like had an 80% approval. They'd said no. And they were like, let them in. What's the worst thing that can happen? Let them in. And so they let me in on academic probation. Oh, my God. The day I had enough credits to be kicked out of school.

I was kicked out. And they kicked you out being like, you were never supposed to be here. Yeah. Wow. That's kind of, that's kind of iconic. It was kind of beautiful. I was there on borrowed time. Wow.

The fact that I then was leaving was poetic. It's beautiful, actually. It's actually really beautiful. Yeah, absolutely. And so that was college? Yeah. Okay, great. I'd like made a couple of friends.

And at one point we were in like a Greek mythology class and we all had to do assignments for it. And I remember I turned in a poem. It was like this long. And my friend went, whoa, this is actually okay. And so that was sort of the vibe. Wow. Wow. Wow.

college. Wow. People were really shocked. Wow. My dad, when he went to college, by the end of his second year, most of the people who he was friends with were not only kicked out of college, but declared persona non-grada on campus. Like not allowed to return to campus? Yeah, just for being like, crazy. Like, no, I don't think anyone did anything like terrible, but just like crazy. And my dad was allowed on campus because he was not a professor. Yeah. Yeah, because he's, He was a professor and he was friends with all the students who got kicked out. Yeah. That's just a good professor.

That's a good professor. What's your dad's name? Ray. We love him so much. Yeah. Has he been on the pod? No, but he would be so shy, but he's actually like the, he's the funniest person I've ever met. I'll come back if I can do the podcast with Ray now.

Yeah, I think he would love that. Is your dad around? Do you know, are you friends? Our dads are friends. My dad can't hear out of one ear. Yeah. Me either. Which one?

Wait, we can't hear out of one ear? I'm quite hard of hearing in my left ear. My mom can't hear out of her right ear. Guys, we have to start a band. We do. Does she were hearing aids? No. She just doesn't answer sometimes.

She really should get hearing aids. It is a game changer. I'm not like them right now. So who can you not really hear that well? I now I'm fine because as long as I can kind of look at you as you're talking, it's really not a problem. And I can hear well enough out of my other ear. That's so, has this been a whole thing?

life thing? Yeah, so I used to fight growing up in like a sanctioned way. Oh, cool. I did. That's cool. I did a lot of martial arts growing up. And I like a lot of my family has hearing issues. But I got kicked really hard in the head at a fight one year. Fuck.

And I think honestly it kind of like explains a lot about my comedy too. like I really can't help now that I'm sort of like going through it. I'm just like, I just spent a lot of my childhood getting like rocked pretty hard in the head. Oh my God. It's so crazy because you are, you do not look like a person who would have been kicked out of school and kicked in the head. Yes, 100%. I'm like, listen, I'm like, I'm not saying that one caused the other, one wasn't there before the other. But I don't think, I don't think getting kicked in the head helped with any of it.

And I do know that it directly does. Yeah. I think it rarely helps with stuff. I didn't pretty bad. Like I've always had tinnitus. Like pretty bad tinnis. Like even right now, like, and the nice part about the hearing aids is it does make the ringing quieter. Okay.

See, this is interesting. Yeah. So my dad has it too. He pronounces it tinnitus. I don't know why. Okay. Is that right? Am I saying it wrong?

No, no, no. He's been on this tinnitus thing where he's like, it's tinnitus. She started saying tinnitus and then I just was like, oh, maybe I don't know. And I've just been pronouncing it wrong in my whole life. I don't know still. I just say it because Danny says it. And I'm like absolutely. Yeah.

Love that for you. Ray and Danny? Yeah. Talk shit. Ray and Danny talk shit. And he, that would be so, like, they would just be so, like, silly. It would be so silly. You guys should guest on their podcast and let me run sound.

Yeah. That would be cute. Just do a whole episode where they pretend to be us. That would be so cute. I would die. Put them in the wings. Yeah. Put them in the wings.

Oh, God, I would love if you would do that. I'm sorry. I know, right. Do they have identical hair to you guys? Yes. Yes. They both have exactly our hair. Yeah, it's exactly the same thing.

Yeah. It's I do look like my dad. Really? Yeah. I have my dad's entire. vibe and personality, except I have the voice and face of my mom. Yeah. Whoa. That's kind of beautiful. It's really, really down the middle. Like, it's really half and half. Yeah. That's amazing. I'm like, I'm, you seem trepidious about that. No, no, no, I think you're a

perfect blend. That's what I, the reason I say it, honestly, is because she always says that. Yeah. No, I, I think you are a perfect blend. Yeah. I love this. I love that this is Sid and Olivia Talk shit. We're just kind of saying nice things about your dad. Yeah. You know, that's what's weird, too, is that, like, Like, we don't really talk shit. Like, when we talk shit, it's, it's, like, kind of about, like, animated characters or, like, mascots or, like. I actually don't even remember why it's called that. Well, because we thought it sounded catchy. And we wanted.

And we wanted to. That's good a reason to do anything. We just were, like, that kind of sounds fucking catchy. Can I open the floor? Yeah, yeah. Like, do we just do, like, one talk shit right now and then sort of be, like, checking the bar. Okay, do we want to all talk shit about something? Who should we talk shit about?

Um, I would, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, fuck. ice? How about that? Yeah, yeah. How about that? I'll talk shit about ice all day. How about that? How about that? How about that? I just got a pin that's like one of those Peach Fuzzcoe who is out of San Francisco. They're really wonderful and they make these pins that are like the polar, the icy polar bears. Oh yeah. And it just says abolish ice. They're really cute. We love that. I love that. I love that. I will get one. Anyone else have anyone they hate? Ronald Reagan. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like kind of you. There we go. There we go. Cute. Okay. That is cute.

Yeah. They're great. They really are great. Yeah. Okay. This is an ad. Yeah. This is.

Oh, no, I love it. Okay. So, you are a very talented and very funny person. Thank you. Right? You. I would say you're the internet's best interviewer. Yeah.

Also is really good because... That can't be true. Well, it is because I just heard the votes are in. Oh, my God. You are. From who? All the votes. Did you hear?

I'm calling for a... All the voters said it. I heard it on my handphone. And the thing that's insane too is that we were voted the internet's worst interview. Yes. Because we don't ask questions. We just talk over our guests. That's kind of a vibe.

That's my favorite thing to do. We don't ask question. No. You on your show, VIP. Sure. You interview a lot of cursed beings. Like, can you explain for the cops? that don't know what the basic concept of VIP is.

To the cucks. I just want to say it's like a bunch of improvisers get in hair and made makeup. Hair and made up. Can we take that back? No. No, we can't. Actually, we can't. Can we take that back?

No, we'd love to take that back. We can't. No, actually, these cameras go cut. Can we start the whole thing over? Sorry, I just got a call. They can't take it back. Right. The lights are in.

I love that. I'm just going to start to do a hard reset then. Love it. And then if you want to cut it, if you want to change it, we're going to start to do this. And then if you can. Yeah. Right, right. The line before. What was the line before?

Oh, for the cucks that don't know, could you explain the basic concept behind VIP? Hey, guys. We're not starting over the whole podcast. I was 12 minutes late today. No, you're fine. So I'm like, maybe we take that 12 minutes. Oh, and we just sort of like add another 12 and we just start the whole thing. You're so fine.

I don't have a roof. Yes, they don't have a roof right now. I did come in and say, I'm sorry, I'm late. And then everybody just goes, Sid doesn't have a roof. You're fine. You didn't do anything wrong. And I really thought my gut reaction to that because I think we all sort of think about ourselves and women than other people is that I was so late that said blue.

Blue her lid. Yeah. Sid doesn't even have a roof. No, everything anyone ever says, like my brain tries first to be like, could I interpret this as you're mad at me? Yeah. It's like often yes, but not well. No, I'm, no, my roof has nothing to do.

Sid has no roof. We might put a video of it here. I would love that because I haven't seen it. I was promised if I came into the... Guys, this is ADHD, the podcast. I have no roof. Really quickly, I have no roof. Maybe we'll talk shit about a person in this room.

Oh, my God. Can it be me? I'm going to see. The ceiling is gone because it rained, which it's not supposed to do in California. Yeah, California promised it was not going to rain. Ever again. Ever again. And it rained and then immediately the water came through and I was like, huh, that's weird.

And then my landlord was like, oh my God, wait, that's so funny. You have black mold. And wait, this is hilarious. The whole roof needs to come down. Yeah. And then they were like, well, this is funny. And that's how they discovered the black mold. And then they were like, you got to go.

I have to go in days. The other day my landlord sat down with me and was like, so you could continue to live here. You just won't have a bathroom. That's my bathroom. It's so much worse than I thought. That's where the leaves come in. And then this is indoor, outdoor living. But it's night.

So that's the ceiling is the sky. And when you think about it, it's fun because there was a 50% of chance of rain. And 100% chance of leaves. Yeah. Oh, that's a different video that I think I sent Cass of Love is Blind. Oh, my God. So, yeah. So yeah, VIP is a show where we put.

improvisers in like VFX prosthetics, hair and makeup. Then they have like a minute to come up with the character. So like for, so, you know, if I was somebody that was sort of like in distress, I'd be like, I'm indoor, outdoor man. Yeah. Yeah. I sort of like my thing is I look kind of like a regular person, but I live without a roof. Yeah.

That's sort of my thing. That's so me. And then they come in and they have an improvised interview with me. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Financial resolutions are great, but let's be real.

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beings. Yeah. Well, we want to start with a segment called Kill Fuck Interview. Oh, I'd love that. We're going to look at some of the most cursed beings I could find last night on the internet. Great. And you're going to kill fuck and interview. You're going to pick who you'd kill fuck and interview. I love that. Is it three of them? So I have to pick. Wait, do it? Here we go. Okay. Kill Fuck interview. The Little Panda Fighter from the Little Panda Fighter. And that is what? So that is a cursed, what do you call it, Kung Fu Panda remake. I wouldn't call this a remake as much as IP theft. Yeah, sorry.

The Little Panda Fighter is a cursed Kung Fu Panda ripoff. My grandma used to get us all of these. Really? It was like that thing where she was like, you guys love this movie. And it's not. And she really would like put thought into it. But she like got them at the bodega like down the street. What were some high.

What were the ones that were like stick out on your mind? There was one that was like, I think when like the Lion King was popular that like there was like an off brand lion king that was like. Eline monarch. Yeah, something like that. It was like, but that's the one that I really remember. And then there was one that was just kind of a general Jack Frost one that was like really scary. So yeah, this is a little panda fighter. He's totally cursed.

I love that even in the off brand ones, it was popular enough that we ended up with a couple of them. Or it's just different covers, do we think? You know, I don't know. I think this is a series. I think this is for sure a series. Yeah. Why would it not be? So he's upsetting.

If you're listening instead of watching, it just looks like a bad CGI panda that's so scary. Do pandas canonically have three fingers? Now they do. Okay. Well, here's the other thing that's kind of crazy. Isn't kind of the premise of it's Kung Fu Panda, right? And so the premise is he does Kung Fu? Yeah.

So this nowhere says, oh, it's the fighter. It's the little panda fighter. It's the fighter. I will say we're wearing sweatband, jazzercise socks. And we're sort of doing a little bit of yoga. Yeah, he's got a Pennywise the clown vibe. Yeah. Okay, so the little panda fighter.

Is one. The little bee from the little bee. And this is also a B movie ripoff. Sure. Which is crazy because the B movie feels like the rip off. You know what I mean? Yeah, I get you. It does.

A little bit. Oh. Yeah, how upsetting is that? Oh. So that's, he's like... I always love with animation when they decide that they're going to use the exact same face for three things and just change the clothes a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It's honestly, it's a really good hack and not enough people do it. Yeah. Yeah, people should do it in live action too. Yeah. So the little B from the little B, he looks really grimy. And then ratatotowing from ratatotowing. Ratatottoeing, which is the rat from the cursed ratatooie ripoff. So we've got the cursed Kung Fu Panda

Apoff B movie and Ratatooey Does Ratatowing mean anything? It probably means ratatowing. No, because like truly Ratatooey is a bitch. Is a food, yeah, yeah. I don't know what Raditoing. And what is Ratatowing? That guy. Is that guy? Is his name ratatowing?

I think so. Because Ratatooey is not the rats. No, it's not. It's Remy. But I think this is ratatowing. Maybe he's Rada. Yeah. M radatatoing. And, oh, this one says

ratatowing and then on the side of the The slogan is Ratten Sharfers' Bob. And the thing is, I'm always saying ratten sharfers' fault. This one is and the first one have German on the cover. Yeah, that's everything. Yeah, he's also revealing underneath his kloche just bad cheese. Yeah, it's like clearly dark old bad cheese. So which one do you kill fucking interview?

Okay, I love this. Kill little B. Sorry, I don't want to have to deal with that. He's on the Epstein list. You're out. Also really easy to kill him. just squish. And then it's also sort of like, I don't think I'm going to jail for that. You'd also don't have to kill a mammal. Yeah. Yeah. And that would be hard. And I just, and I don't want to get into it. And listen, if you really, really get into it, it's going to be even

more complicated. So just block it out and kill the B. He does constantly on my ass. So I'm like, we just, we can't deal with this in this. I could do in the darkness of night. Yeah. And silence. Everybody goes, what happened? And they'll go, well, it could have been any. Well, maybe it just stung you when it died on its own. Yeah. So I'm sort of, I'm killing little B because of the presumed the, the presumed lack of jail time. I think. Okay. Amazing, amazing. Okay, next. Falk an interview between the Little Panda Fighter and Ratatowing.

That's a hard one. That's a hard one. Little Panda Fighter is kind of hot. Okay. Great. Great. The good news is you have to fuck one of them. Hold on.

You say Little Panda Fighter is kind of hot. And I guess my question is how? Well, here's my question. Do you get the teams? Because now we're looking at teams. Oh, the teams. Am I allowed to include the teams? Oh.

Let's look at the team here. Can we move in on a team? Oh, God. Oh, oh, this team is fucking, what the fuck is this team? You know, okay. The eyes are crazy. Yeah. So there's my German on the bottom, I think.

Yep. Pancata de Danza. Netherlands is spoken. Yeah. Classic. It does kind of very specifically say Netherlands on there. Yeah. How German.

You know, it's sort of regional. Yeah. Okay. So behind him, he has a polar bear, a some sort of other bear, and then a tree, Little trunk thing, little otter guy. I think... He looks like a treat trunk. I think the panda fighter would be better at having sex than ratatowing because the panda fighter is an athlete.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Stamina. Stamina. I'm like, so again. And also I love having sex while doing kung fu. There you go.

I'm also like maybe that's kind of like, you know, you got to be in your body. Yeah. Yeah. So then I guess what I'll do it is from the opposite end. Yeah. Who is going to be the more interesting one to interview? And I think maybe also, okay, here's what I'm going to, here's what I'm going to do. I am going to, I'm going to interview Panda Fighter.

Yeah. And then I am going to fuck ratatotowing to death, resurrect him, and then bring him back for the interview. Because I think that that'll help. I want to know what he's seen. And then as a zombie, he's just going rat and char for his ball. Oh my God, it does. Wait, it has a Mickey Mouse hat on top of its rat ears. And this pink mouse kind of has like in.

interviewing Raditoing? And so all of them to retic. Okay. Yeah. Perfect. Wow. Which is maybe not what you asked for. Maybe a little bit of it. No, I think it's perfect. But that is, that is what my heart is telling me. Yeah. I will say Ratatowing's kitchen looks pretty nice. Does he need a roommate? Yeah. I bet he has a ceiling. Well, actually, technically, you can't see the ceiling at this. We can see the curtains, but no ceiling inside. It's actually maybe not a great sign. So true. Okay, here's our second group. This group is going to be cursed mascots. Oh, I love this. I'm going to. I'm going to. to do this. I'm going to do this one. No explanation. I'm just going to go with my heart and I'm going to do it so fast. Okay, great. Well, you can do whatever you want because we love you. Okay, so first, first option is Wushok, the Wichita State mascot. And that is this guy. Yeah, so there's that. Wushok. There's Wushok. There's Wushok. Number two, we've got the Stanford tree. Right.

Which is the Stanford mascot. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a Christmas tree. It's an angry tree. It's a Christmas tree. That's the, like, the cactified, yassified version of it. It's a yassified Christmas tree. That's the one I'm used to. It's an angry yasified Christmas tree.

It's fucking pissed. It is so mad. Okay. And then the third one is, of course, speedy geoduck. Oh, yeah, goy duck. Oh, my God. It is gooey duck. What?

Goody duck. I hate that gooey duck is spelled like geoduck because, wait, this rocks. I'm almost so. with this. That one's great. Wow. Yeah. Who is this for?

That is for Evergreen State College. And he wears basketball shorts? Apparently. Yeah. The top half is a costume and the bottom half is basketball shorts, no shoes. It's just legs. Human skin arms. Yeah, parentheses, fuck you.

Wow. There is no budget in this at all. So Kill Fuck interview. There you go. Wushok, the Stanford tree, and Speedy Goody Duck. A kill, easy. No question. Kill, uh, Wushok.

Yeah. Okay. Great. Yeah. Just because like the curse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tree, fuck no question. Okay, fuck the tree.

We're going to have a great time. And then, of course, what I'm going to do is I'm interviewing you. And then what's going to happen is we're going to talk a little bit. And then after the interview, I'm like, that was so fun. We should get drinks. Goody Dick's kind of like, yeah, let's maybe let's grab dinner. You want to grab dinner? Like you're just so easy to talk to.

I'm like, are you serious? Yeah, 100%. We get to the restaurant and they're sort of like the host knows them. The host literally is like, oh, we're full, but Goody Duck, take the table in the back. Yeah. The chef will just bring you out some stuff. And I love that when you get to a restaurant. And somebody's like, I know you, we're just going to start bringing out food.

Yeah, right. Yeah. We fall in love, we get married. I think that's beautiful. Goody Duck's life expectancy is four years. Whoa. So it's got to leave behind. He leaves behind the shell.

Oh, that's pretty sick. I wear it every single day I'm wearing it right now. I can see that underneath your sweatshirt. And that's why you're so lumpy. That's why you're so lumpy. That's why you have that big time. Everybody goes, why are you so lumpy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Grief, grief is why.

Okay, great, great, perfect. Okay, one more group. We've got the worst mythical creatures I could find. We have, okay, knuckle levy, knuckle lavi. Okay, knuckle lavi. So the knuckle lavi is a demonic, it's a Scottish demon. It's a demonic, skinless hybrid of a man and a horse with black blood, a single fiery eye, and breath that withers crops and brings the plague. So it's two for one. You're getting the horse and the person. Yeah, and no skin.

So you trade out the skin for the combo. Is the guy dead or alive? I don't know if he's either. And is the horse dead or alive? The horse looks more alive than the guy to me in this picture. The guy is looking a little floppy and the horse is looking alert. I actually think about this sometimes. Do you think an old battle when like a soldier was killed on a horse?

Do you think the horse kept going? Had to. And the soldier was like dead on. Yeah, absolutely. There's no way the horse would know to stop. Oh, my God. And then the horse is like, Danny, we may. made it. Sorry, I used your dad's name. I'm sorry. Danny, we did it. We survived. Danny?

Yeah. And then he like is turning around, but he can't see that the guy is dragging behind him because horses don't have that kind of flexibility. No, they don't have that kind of vision. No, so he just goes in circles for the rest of his life. And so then he goes to the bar to celebrate and everybody doesn't have the heart to bring it up to him. There's a dead guy on his back. Yeah, the soldier. That's happened to me. That's happened to me. I've gone to the bar to celebrate and people have been like, shit, should we tell her is a dead guy on her back? you're part. Yeah. Yeah. So we've got the the nookalavi. We've got oh man. We've got the night gaunt. The night gaunt. Yeah, the night gaunt is a lovecraftian. Ooh.

Mithological creature. Kind of sexy. A faceless gargoyle-like creature that flies and now this is where I think it turns into something interesting. Okay. A faceless gargoyle like creature that flies and tickles victims. Hell yeah. Before dropping them into volcanoes.

Okay, so the tickling is like a distraction? Like a foreplay moment. My thought here with this, too, is like, you know, we're in Los Angeles. Where's the nearest act of volcano? Yeah, well, maybe. Portland? So we're just kind of hanging. You know what I mean?

I feel like it's a situational threat. Well, we're going to get tick. Oh, Mexico, Mexico. We're going to get tickled for a really long time on the way to the volcano. Do you think? I think he's like Mexico. Yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah.

I love that. We know who we're talking shit about at the end of this episode. And then finally, the shirami. The shirami. These names are beautiful. Yeah, actually really gorgeous names. So the shirmy and that's got a big eye on the thuckle. Kill me if I'm mispronouncing that.

Oh, no. It is a Japanese mythological creature. Oh, no. with an eye for an an anus. Oh, no. It bends over, shows you its asshole, and its asshole is a giant eye. What if when cats showed you their asshole, it was an eye? Yeah.

And also, I'd like to say that at least according to the research I've done, the shir of me is not dangerous, but annoying. Is this why when people will say, like, the asshole was winking at me? Yeah, they're talking about this. Like, when you see, like, a dog or something? I've only actually only ever heard you say. There's no mythology behind this other than they just sort of are like, oops, drop something. And then they sort of do this and then are like... Yeah.

And it means butt eye in Japanese, I think. Wait, so it doesn't have eyes on its front or no? I don't know. It's never seen its front. Can we get a frontwards photo also possibly? They really don't want to show the frontwards photo. Because the magic is on the bat. Yeah, because what could possibly...

What if this guy had an only fan? Oh, my God. What if his eyes are assholes? his eyes are assholes, his asshole is an eye. And also, he's going to get pink eyes so easily. Anytime he has sex or sorry, it has sex. I don't know what this is. Yeah, you don't want to miss gender.

Anytime it has sex, it is going to have, oh, wow. I think we're thinking about this all wrong. At that point, if there's no eyes in the face, which is looking like it's instead in the ass, and the ass is actually the head, then what are we doing? Yeah, or are we even shitting out of there in the first place? It's probably fine.

That means it's throwing up its shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like me. That means that when it's shitting, it's mouth opens. It's shitting. The Shir me is actually teaching us that maybe we need to think about life a little bit differently. If your eyes are in your ass, maybe that's your face.

Yeah. And why would we put our societal like standards on that where it's like, oh, that looks like an ass so it must be its ass. It's like it might not be. It might be its face. It might be its face. Share me out. Share me out. If your eyes in your asshole, your ass will your ass will is your face.

There you go. So actually how I feel about it. it is like I think that the shirmy is very misunderstood. Yeah. And I actually think it's like pretty fucked up that we're like yelling at it. It's just. Yeah. It's not even dangerous. Does it live in a trash can?

It's literally trying to say hi. That one does. This one lives in a trash can. Yeah, iconic. Yeah. This photo looks like this woman opened a trash can and this asshole being was like living in the trash can. You're sounding jealous.

You're trying to figure out the red situation on that. Yeah, I was going to say it. Yeah, I'm like, is not, is this not giving you because the roof is just came off. Yeah. It actually is. That's literally the face I made when the first came off. I went with my asshole.

Okay. Yeah. So kill fuck. Mary. Okay. Yeah. So kill fuck interview these guys. I feel like I have to interview this year.

Me because I'm just like, I think that I genuinely am like, we could get to the bottom of the Jeremy. I'm like, that is a misunderstood creature. And I'm like, I have so many questions. It's trying to make, it's actively trying to make friends who amongst us hasn't been like put our best, put our me every day. Me every day. Me every day. I'm not interested in talking to you. Like, stop spreading your asshole.

Yeah. It's like I'm literally just trying to say hi. I'm trying to make eye contact. This is, I honestly feel really strongly about this. We're gonna, we're chatting. I'm gonna talk to you. Okay, perfect. And then we've got, yeah, we've got Nightgant and who is our other.

The knuckle lavi, the skin on the horse. Well, then I think I'm for sure going to interview the Nuckelavi. So we're going to talk. You're going to interview both of them. I'm really feeling like we're missing. understood and we're sort of going to go like sometimes the dead guy on your back just weighing you down and you're scaring people and you want to make friends. So we're going to interview.

And so the Nukalavi will interview. Right. And then for the Nikon, of course, we're going to interview. Sure. Okay, great, great. We're going to sort of get to the bottom of it. We're going to go, you don't have a face. You're throwing people in volcanoes, but you're so much more than that.

You know, sometimes what if it was a serial killer they're throwing in a volcano? Yeah. Nobody's, everybody's seeing sort of how big it is. It's like that woman with the coffee. at McDonald's. Do you know that story? No, no. But this is exactly like the woman with the coffee at McDonald's. And Katie Perry and the nuns. It's like the stories kind of misunderstood where it's sort of like, you know, those sides, McDonald's just had better PR, but the woman got like third degree burns

or something like that. Right. I haven't looked this up before discussing it. So I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. But no, no, you don't remember about it. That's so interesting. It was like, that was like kind of a thing where like the nuns were trying, like the Catholic Church owned the property and the nuns. I don't know. It was something where it was like, there was an article where I was like, Katie Perry's kind of, was not totally wrong in that situation. I am so, I'm going to dive so deep into Katie Perry and the nuns because that's the first time I've ever heard this. Yeah, also. I just know about Demi Lovato is a big chill. I think we are, oh, Demi Lovato and what are we talking about. Demi Lovato had a famous feud with a frozen yogurt place that now is over. But now it's over.

They've squashed it. She's my favorite singer of all time. Oh, yeah. I think I'm prepared to say that Right now. Jim, you've seen the video of Demi Lovato singing to the ghost? Yes. It's everything. It's incredible. I also, she's somebody that, like, I think I was, like, listening to songs, and I was like, who's singing this?

And somebody's like, Demi Lovato. Yeah. And I was like, what? Yeah, genius. Summer is maybe one of the best songs of all time. I'm sorry. This is real. This is me.

I'm exactly where I'm supposed to me and I'm going to let the line solo. Shama. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah. Okay, that was my solo. I love that. I was really close. Yeah. Really close.

Something we're not talking about with this magical creature is it tickles. Yeah, it tickles. Which might make it good at fucking unless you hate that. I don't know if I necessarily would like it, but I'm just kind of trying to compare it to all the other ones and see who might be best at fucking. But I feel pretty strongly that we're going to really get to the bottom. We're going to interview all three of these. Like why we're doing that. This is just one of those interview, interview, interview cases.

You know the classic game interview interview interview interview interview? Yeah. Where you get three things and you got to choose which one you're going to interview, which one you're going to interview. And which one you're going to ask questions to on camera. I love that statement. Yeah. Yeah. Very fun. That was that.

Music. The music. Gorgeous. I love that song. Gorgeous. Demi Lovato. Yeah. That's my favorite Jimmy Lovato song.

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please go to conicsonterio.ca. When you're on very important people, is there ever a time where you're like, I kind of feel jealous that I'm not getting to be one of these insane characters? You're not getting to be very important. Not for a single second. Really?

Absolutely. not. People are always like, who would you want to be? And I said, dead. There's not a world where I would want to be a person. A person? I'm like, I find that the most stressful thing in the world. I'm also not really a character person. Right, right, right. Like, that's not true. Like, I like stuff where you can like dig deep into it and you get to build stuff over a long period of time. You like building the world and the psychology behind the character kind of helping straight man it out. And I like, yes. I'm like, my sense of humor really is like dig, go, go, somebody goes. oh yeah I guess that's funny maybe and then you just sort of do it for long enough and hard enough that then people come around on it and then it's sort of like well that's my friend that's my guy yeah then you sort of like you know you win people over eventually I have really awful news for you tell me we're gonna make you do it oh god this fucking sucks what was I say can we cut it this fucking sucks do it oh this fucking sucks dude no no no cut my part oh this sucks no the number one thing is we cut it's another take no the number one thing is no the number one thing is

I was like, well, we're probably going to make Vic do the thing. I want another take in it. I want you to cut that part. I don't want you to cut that part. True. And I want you to leave me in with the line one more time. Yeah, that's fine. Vic, welcome to the podcast.

Hey, guys, how do you? I'm so sorry. I was late. Oh, my God, so fine. I have no roof. Vic, what are you? No follow up questions. No follow up questions.

My question for you is, would you ever want to be one of the very important people? Sorry, one more time. One more time. And we'll reset. Vic, welcome to podcast. Hello. And do you ever feel like you would want to be one of the very important people on very important people? Rufeless one, I was thinking about this.

And I was like, do I want to do it? Oh, you've been thinking about it all day. Yeah. So good. I brought bags. Okay, so I brought two bags. Okay. One of them says don't fucking ride elephants.

Just in case anyone was going to. My cousin works at this nonprofit. Don't ride elephants if you're ever on a trip to. Asia or something and they're like, hey, what about a fun tour where you ride the elephant? Don't. That is bad. Just quickly. That's great. That's great to know. There you go. In this bag, there are three accessories. You will close your eyes and pick one. In this bag, I think it's from Cost Plus. This bag has three wigs. You will close your eyes and pick one. Delightful. To Together, you will be someone.

Okay. And we will be you. Oh, my love that. Okay. Okay, great. Is this something? Yes. We're going to stand on each other's shoulders.

Exactly. I literally as I was coming in today, everyone heard me. I was like, oh, please let me be a character. Please let me be put in this position. Please let me do it. Okay. I'm okay. And is it blind or am I looking?

Blind. Blind. Because that's worse. Okay. Gorgeous. Love that. Love that. Okay.

It already has hair attacks. Yeah, so that's kind of a wig. So let's hope I get the wig that it goes with. Yeah. Oh. Is that your birthday wig? This is my birthday wig. Okay, here we go.

Yeah. My friend Flynn got me this wig for my birthday. Oh, right. Okay, so we will sort of go with the wig. Okay, here we go. This is so fun. Yeah. You love it?

Yes, oh, this one is really lovely. It's a very U wig, I feel. Thank you. Okay, here we go. Hi. Hey. Hey. Hi. How is it going? Amazing. Oh, my God. I want to know my name. Yes, of course. Introduce yourself. Vic, different last name though. Yes. Vic, my. Hi. Mikelis. Vic Michaelis, which is actually way different. Yeah, it is very different. Yeah, it is different. Yeah, you're completely different now. Yeah, you're completely different now. I'm like, my mind is blown. Can I take it back? Can I try something? Yeah, absolutely. Welcome to the show. Hi!

Welcome to the show! My name is Sid. Sid. Nice to meet you, Sid. How are you? And I came today because I heard your name was also Sid. Yes. And I've never heard anybody with that name before.

Heaven is kind of like a common name. For who? For many people? Not where I'm from. Where are you from? Where are you from? I'm from Vegas. What?

No way. Shut up. Guys, this is crazy. I was on Jack Rabbit way. Yeah. That is so crazy. This is crazy. This is so crazy.

We never would have run in the same circles. I spent all my time playing Hey Day. Wow. So that's so insane. So then I guess Sid from Vegas, who plays Hayday, how old are you? I would love to answer that question. But first I want to talk to Olivia. Yeah, of course.

Of course. I just wanted to say I'm here for a very specific reason. Okay. All right. I don't have a roof right now. And so is this. kind of thing. We're like, I'm trying to find a place to live. I think I need a roommate. Absolutely. Yeah. No, totally. I just can't find anybody with my common interest. No, I think that would be

a really good idea. I also think that, like, I've seen a lot of your posts on Next door about the roof. You complain on Nextdoor every day. I feel like, complaining on Nextdoor. Yeah. Yeah. You're always complaining about the kids in the neighborhood and, and everything. But, you know, I think this is a really valid complaint, not having the roof. Yeah. Well, it's just kind of tough. It's like, where do you go from there? Where would you possibly go? You can only go up from here because there's no ceiling. Here's something insane, Sid. Can you believe it?

Let me hear it. I have no ceiling and I need to live somewhere. Wait. Wait, that's crazy. But do you guys think you'd get along or do you have nothing in common? Well, okay. What's your sign? Capricorn.

What? Wow, that's so insane. Do you have co-star? I do. I think somewhere. Yeah, same. Yeah, yeah, somewhere. Somewhere.

Somewhere in my car. I used to have it. I love that. Sid, you, you know, you obviously are this very, yep, well-developed full person. What do you, what else about you? What's your job? My job. Yeah.

I have a podcast. Oh, cool, cool, cool. What is it called? But I'm a really talented actor also. What's your podcast called? Slapping shit with a. slap and shit with the two assholes. Slapping shit with the two assholes.

That's so awesome. Yeah, I love that podcast. I listen to her whenever I'm on Ambien. Thank you. Yeah. So much. And that is kind of our biggest driver. Yeah.

The whole fan base. You know how sometimes TV shows will allow you to like do the talkback podcast? Sure. Well, Ambien hired us to sort of go like. It's the Ambien talk back podcast. Take some Ambien and listen. Yeah. Take some Ambien.

You talk about your experience. And every week you take a new. Ambien. It's an additional pill of Ambien. You know how like Courtney Kardashian? Is it Courtney Kardashian that's doing those like gummies that are sort of like off brand of like other medications but in gummy form? Probably because she's the Gwen Paltrow 1, right? Yeah.

Well, what I like about Ambien is is that if you don't fall asleep, you hallucinate, right? Ambien is a, I've never been on Ambien. Right. But my mom thought I was because she mixed up Adderall and Ambien. Ambien does make you hallucinate. Yeah. Are you on Ambien right now? Yeah.

Right now? Yeah, are you on Ambien right now? This moment. Are you on Ambien right now? Today? Right now. In this moment. In this moment.

This timeline? This time. Not Loki style. Not Loki style. No, just this timeline. I hate it when it's Loki style. Okay, whenever I'm on Ambien and then I switches to Loki style. I just go, what are we doing here?

I'm like, what the fuck? I don't even know this IP well enough. I know. That really is it. Lady Loki. Yeah. Shout out. Shout out.

Shout out. Shout out to Lady Loki. What was the question? My question was, are you on? on Ambien right now. I host a show called Very Important Persons. Right. It's sort of a thing that I do. It's when we get sort of like stand-up comedians. Yeah. Yeah. We put them in full-face prosthetics. Yeah. And then they sit down for an interview next to nobody. Yeah. They just kind of got a riff. They sort of like hallucinate it. Yeah. And that's what Ambien does. That's literally exactly what

Ambien does. Well, let me say, yeah. What's the BFX budget here? Um, less than nothing. Yeah. If I snap, can we, can we make me disembate? appear. Absolutely. Okay, great. Asking that question one more time if I'm on ambient. Are you an ambient? I don't know. Am I? God. Now run away. Okay. We can be FX off the coffee, right? Can we VFX out the coffee? Can we VFX out the coffee?

Don't lie to me. No? No, we can't VFX out the coffee. Run away. What do I do? You run away. Take off your wig and then come back as you. And then we'll be like, Crawl in the coffee. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Just take. Okay. Take it out. Okay. And then we'll go and then we go like this. Watch. Whoa. Oh my God. But the hat has to go back on. Yeah. I hear you. Okay. This keep all of this. Keep it all. Then we go. Clean. Yeah, clean. No one's there. Go on. Whoa. Oh my God. Wow. Vick. How are you? Amazing. We live. We live. Literally, we literally just took so much ambient and I genuinely had like a total hallucination.

I think this is so insane. We just had like an insane. An insane joint hallucination. Joint hallucination. Yeah. Of an interview. Yeah. No way.

Yeah. Of someone who is nothing like you at all. No. Actually, way more like this other person I know who has an eye for an asshole. Right? You were, um, uh, you're such a great character performing. Thank you. And I, okay, so, so first off, I can't have your house that I spilled coffee everywhere. No, this isn't our, so here's something crazy. Yeah. We don't live here. What? You should, though.

You should. Wait. Wait. Cast them. Hold on. Wait, there is a roof. What if I haunted this studio and lived here? There's literally a living room set here already. Wait, okay, real question. Yeah. And this is like actually, like, I don't even want to hear a joke answer. Yeah. Legitimately, I go, hey, I would like to live in your home. I'll pay you monthly. Yeah. What is the acceptable amount that you will accept for me to live in your home as is and kind of fuck with your routine?

Fuck with your room. In what way? Well, I'm, me. So it's sort of for you to be a roommate. Yeah. What amount of money would it cost? Yeah. Split the rent.

That's really. I feel like roommate style. That's really nice. Honestly, but if it's like, it would depend. If that's like the long-term solution, I'm like, yeah, let's find a beautiful place. Yeah. With a balcony overlooking some sort of like, I don't know, a mountain or a pretty building or a billboard we really like. And if it's not that, if it's just like, I need a place to crash, then just come crash.

Right. Come hang. Stay for months. Yeah. We'll be thrilled. Talk about a recipe you like and then maybe I'll find it. And I'll be like, I tried making it. It went really badly, but I tried.

Do you make food? Kind of. What's kind of? I like chopping stuff and sort of putting it together and it goes to varying degrees of success. We make a lot of like doggy bowls. So like a lot of like rice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A protein moment and then yeah, just whatever vegetables.

Yeah, that is not. I've been doing that. That's awesome. All the fucking time. It rocks. I am a huge, well, sponsor us, okay, but I'm a huge Kevin's meals guy. Kevin's is this. Oh my God.

They should sponsor us for this. But it's like an autoimmune friendly anti-inflammatory, like kind of easy make-your-own meal kit. And they're really fucking good. And I am the, I'm doctor-inflamed. So I like to eat anti-inflammatory shit. That rocks. Yeah. It's also too, like isn't like those like low Fodmap foods like really tough too and they're in everything?

Yeah. No, it's. Yeah. And like I'm, mine's Hashimoto's hyperthyroidism. So I have like, I shouldn't do gluten or soy or dairy. But I do. But yeah, like once you don't eat. And then you have to eat high protein.

But then I've been trying to try to be vegetarian once. But then it was like you can't because anyway, you're on a show called ponies. That's it. You working with real ponies? I wish. Man, it like it really was so fun. And it is something where like I feel like we as the cast and the crew and all of the creatives really like amongst ourselves got super into like all of everybody's rap

gifts had little horses all over it. Yeah, huge horse energy. It really was like, it was sort of like horse sleep. I love horse because it's just a cursed animal. They have hammers for feet. Uh, they, they die if they get hurt. Do they? They have to. What? What do you mean? If a horse gets hurt, doesn't, don't you have to kill it? Horses can't like, what? Race horses. Oh, why? I feel like, agree with it. I'm just saying it's one of the things about horses that I know. A horse gets a cold and you're like, you got to go. Horse gets a cold. It's got to go. Yeah, because it can't heal or something. It can't heal? Or is a horse can't heal.com?

Horse can't heal.com. I think we're sponsored by horse can't heal.com. Kevin's you can't get. Horse can't heal.com has been paying millions. Okay. Cassim is looking up in what situation would we have to kill a horse? And I love the phrasing of that because it just doesn't sound necessarily

like we're talking horse racing. Killing a horse. Severe injury. Oh, yeah. Reversal disease, colic, extreme age. Danger to The self, if a horse is a danger to itself, you have to kill it is what we learned from the Google AI overview. So wait, what does that mean? If it's like suicidal.

Right. Well, then you're giving it what it wants. I know. I don't agree with it. Once again, I'm just, I don't agree with anything AI. Right. Yeah. Have any of your fellow cast members been a danger to themselves or others?

Not to my knowledge so far, but I'll keep an eye out. There are no horses in this show. There's not a single horse. No, Pony's stands for people. Person of Know. interest. And I found out with an acronym that David and Susanna came up with. It's not a real. Oh, it's not a real CIA thing. Wow. But it really fits. Like it's all. It really does. Like P-O-I person of interest. Yeah. Person of No interest. It's beautiful. And like like it's about there's like, you know, undercover CIA vibes, right? Do you, are you in like a spy era? Like could you be a spy if you ever wanted to? Like do you think you would be a good undercover agent? No. Really? Oh my God. No. I'm, I'm, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I love talking. Yeah, that's fair. I love talking. And I think that like, low level gossip is one of the great joys in this life. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like things that like aren't personal, don't really have any bearing on people's life isn't really like, you know, maybe it's about somebody that's like, you don't really know or is like tangentially related. I'm like, I think one of the great joys in life is that like, yes, you can gossip a little bit. But then you also have to be okay with the knowledge that somebody's gossiping about you a little bit. Exactly. Exactly. And you have to, you have to like, you have to like.

remove yourself from any of it being personal. It's not personal when you're doing it about someone else. It's not personal when they're doing it about you. It's entertainment. We live in a world where we need constant stimulus. And sometimes people have interesting things happen to them. It's reality TV. It's reality TV. I'm like, I'm sorry. I think that the most heinous thing that you can do to another person is be like, hey, I just wanted you to know that Sarah was kind of like chit-chatting about you a little bit and was like, you know, was like saying some stuff. And I'm like, what stuff? And then it's like, oh, was just like low level like vix being annoying, I'm like, you're the problem. Yeah.

No, I literally can't agree more. I know that it's sort of a thing of like, oh, if you're going to say it, say it to my face. Don't say it to my face. I don't want to hear it. Say it behind my back because then I won't know about it and I won't hyperfixate on it for the rest of my life. Like, you know what I mean? I think healthy friendship is going like sometimes you can just like, if there's like

little things that annoy you about a person you spend a ton of time with, you go like, yeah, you can just like venting. Talk shit about it a little bit. It's vent a little bit. And I think that's healthy because if you go to somebody with every time they like put take their shoes off. Oh, you're going to exhaust them. I know. Then it's not a sustainable.

Yeah. And at the end of the day, you have to decide like, okay, if there are things that irritate me or things that trigger me like, are those things like worth it? Can I just kind of like, you know, roll my eyes and vent? If it's a big thing, if it's something where like this is going to be friendship ending or like something that's like, oh, this is something that I think is a blind spot for you. and you should like, you know, like a like call in or, you know, any kind of call. Like anything like that. I'm like, for sure. Yeah.

Let's like have that conversation. But just to be like, Vic was so annoying at the movie the other day. It's also, there is something very fun about gossiping about someone you kind of know nothing about. Yeah. Like I do feel like I have these people in my mind who are like, like, it'll be someone who like lives down the street for me who I always see on a dog walk. But like I don't know them at all. Or like someone who, uh, I know. new, we've met once at like a job like four years ago, I've never talked to again,

but follow on social media. And they're like, what are they up to? Yeah, people that like, yeah, are like, have the best case scenario. It's the most fun because they like don't exist in your life at all. And there's like kind of no harm. No, there's no harm. It's just like being like, I think this person's MAGA. And it's like there's no way to know you'll never talk to them.

Or when people have like a nervous breakdown and like put it online and it's like, yeah, am I worried? Sure. But on another level, it's like. This is crazy. I will be looking at this. You got a. You got a.

I feel like I could. Do you think I could be an, I think I could be an undercover agent. No. I think. I think. I don't think. I'm going to trust that. Yeah.

Yeah. My gut did say maybe. I think, I don't think I could be like an across the board one like that does everything. But I think I could be a specialist in like finding people and like finding out things about online. Sure. Sure. Yeah, like I could be a researcher. Like I could be that one.

And I just meant you couldn't be on the ground. No, I wouldn't be able to be on the ground. No. The problem is like if I were to actually do it, I would need to like gaslight myself into thinking that the things I know aren't true. And then I need to come up with fake other things to gossip about so that it was a cover. And I think I would do better at it than I think I'm doing. And then I think I would think I'm doing so badly at it that I would panic and be like and then fuck it up. But I could research.

I can find out like anyone's doctors, kids, you know, like I'm fucking great at that. I can find out what someone is doing right now where they are. Could you be a spy? I think I think I could, I think I could be a distraction. Like I think I could be a big distraction. Yeah, like, like if something's going on over here. You can like pull down your pants and show your eye. Yeah.

Spread your ass. Do something to like mess it up to my eye. Yeah. So you could sort of be like the theater performer of the CIA. Yeah. The CIA clown. Yeah. Oh my God.

Do you know that CIA is like super into clowning right now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They sort of, you know, the CIA used to be really grounded and then sort of post-COVID. Yeah. We really sure like, like, sure.

Like, life feels so absurd that we want to reflect that in our comedy. It feels more relatable. Grounded feels unrealistic right now. Yeah. I do think I could be a CIA clown. Yeah. CIA clown is a fucking great movie. Yeah.

CIA clown. Yeah. Get Natalie Palamedus in that shit. Sure. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. CIA clown.

I feel like if RIP Robin Williams, I feel like it would have been a staple for him. For CIA clown? And I feel like actually would have grounded it completely. Like we're laughing, but then maybe like, no, go see CIA. But you know who kind of looks like Robin Williams? My dad. Is that true? Yeah.

He does. Whoa. Yeah. So maybe we could have your dad take clowning lessons. Yeah. Because he'd love that. He would love that. The way he'd be like, no, thank you.

My dad is just very shy and sweet. Like, he's just, like, so, like, chill and, like, not the center of it. My dad's very, like, loud and sweet. Her dad is quiet and sweet. And that's why they get along. Hands in the park. You and your dad head to head in the final audition for CIA class. Yes.

He would literally just keep going like, oh, that's okay. Yeah, like 100. Like, 100%. You just be like. And that's part of it. They're sort of like, that's the act. It's you two trying to go through a door and he's like, no, you. And they're like, it's this guy.

Oh, my God. Okay. It gets him the heart. Yeah. Yeah. You're really resentful. It's like finding Mr. Christmas. Oh my God.

Like actually has the heart of Mr. Christmas. I love finding him. I love finding. If you haven't seen Finding Mr. Christmas, I know it's not Christmas anymore and it won't be for a hot sack, but it's a Hallmark. Oh. Do you fuck with Finding Mr. Christmas? So Ashley Williams, who is like one of the like people over at Hallmark, is so kind and so lovely and runs that. And I don't know that I'm allowed to.

There's a project that we worked on. that she worked on. Oh, you did a homework movie. I did a homework movie a while ago, which is where I met Ashley. She really is lovely and incredibly talented and is like a very talented director too. And so I was directing other stuff. And I ran into her and just like, I couldn't shut up about finding Mr. Christmas. And I was like, you know that there's a community of improvisers that love that show.

And she was like, really? And I was like, yes. Yeah, it's so good. It's so good. It's brilliant. It's the same thing as like finding a woods. Like that was like it scratches the same itch for me. Did you see season two?

No, I haven't seen. Okay, so I know one of the guys in season two. And we played fake brother, sister, husband, wife in a prank show. Yeah, we got married. Which prank show? It was called Prank Panel. It was a Johnny Knoxville, Eric Andre one. Oh, great.

It was like, me and him were getting married. We were pranking the minister. And basically, we get married. And then after we're officially married, we reveal, like, we're brother and sister. And that's the prank. Yeah. And we got to talk prank shows after because I was like my first job in L.A. It was on a prank show.

Yeah, me too. I've done so many. I've done so many prank shows. It's, I don't know why. I just, they go like, how about this? And I'm like, fun and improviser, and they just need somebody that they can trust to sort of be like. There have been so many prank shows that I've literally just been a waiter. Like I've just been, they've been like, we need a waiter who knows that it's a prank.

Do you do you've been had celebrity edition? I don't think so. They cast, it might have been. I've done prank panel. I've done, which it was, or no, sorry. Yeah. And then prank encounters, which was Gaten Mazurato from Stranger Games. Oh, there you go.

Didn't Beardsley work on that one too? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. There you go. Full circle. We got to start pranking you. We got to start pranking you. There should be a prank segment of this podcast.

Yeah. Yeah. I think so. I think so. I think that's really good. Would you write a Hallmark movie? Because I think you should. In a heartbeat. Yeah. I want to do. We write one together. Yeah. We write it right now. Yeah. What's it about? It's about Christmas, obviously. It's about Christmas. Well, I was in the Hanukkah one, which honestly, I do think that there is also like, I think we could write a pretty killer Hanukkah. Oh, yeah. I mean, okay, let me tell you my pitch for a Hallmark movie.

Oh, I know this is my real. actually like this. Yeah. Okay. A group of people get jury duty and they get snowed in and they can't leave on Christmas Eve. And then they have to find the meaning of Christmas. Find the meaning of Christmas within each other. Just this group of random people who don't really know each other.

Yeah. And then they all get to know each other. And you can have crazy characters. Yeah. And then they all get to know each other and they find the meaning of Christmas. Yeah. And I have a similar one where it's the same basic concept. but it's in the submarine that goes down.

You know the, what was that submarine? The Titan, what is called? The one that went to the Titanic? The one that exploded. Yeah. It's like that. They get snowed in. They get snowed in.

And then they have to all find the meaning of Christmas. Before it explodes. Yeah. I love that. I think it's a real Hallmark movie. Like, I think it could be. It absolutely could be. I think both of these.

Yours is more lifetime, I think. Yeah, that's such a good point. In a way that, like, I think. That's why we need you as a producer. It would be Barbenheimer, but for people that are sort of like trapped on Christmas Eve trying to find the true meaning of Christmas. And they're all dressed like Barbenheimer. Yeah, this is pretty great. It's set in 2020.

Yeah. It's set in 2020. Yeah. The Barbenheimer thing is. Yeah. It's a big joke that that is a thing in Hallmark, though. Yeah. Like they do legitimately do that.

We're like, because it's like one person that runs it, a lot of the movies will include things because I guess that person that runs it just like, like, like stuff sometimes. That's great. And so like somebody had told me that that was the thing with like peppermint bark at one point. Just like one of the big people in charge of Hallmark just like discovered peppermint bark and really loved it. And so there was like a bunch of movies where kind of inexplicably one of the leads was like writing letters and eating peppermint bark. Wow. Wait, I kind of love that. That's like a game. That's like a drinking game. I would work for Hallmark again in a heartbeat. Hallmark. Hey Hallmark. Call us. Holmark. I'm telling you this jury duty idea. I don't even have to hire me.

Just take it. Don't do that. What are you doing? Because I just want to watch this movie. It's so good. Do this movie. Legally, Sid does not mean that. You do have to come to sit for this idea.

I have no ceiling. No, it is nothing. Well, would you want to get paid for it? No, I just need a ceiling. Give me a ceiling. We hallmark movie. Hallmark movie where it's a love story between a girl who has no ceiling and the hawk. The hawk that comes in.

Through the, through the, yes. Yeah. Hawk comes in through her ceiling, tries to steal her Chihuahua dog. She pulls the chihuahua and goes, wait, really beautiful eyes. And then she and the hawk have real sex. Yeah. And for the rest of the movie. And that's kind of it.

And that's kind of it. They get snowed in on Christmas. Yeah. And then she gets arrested at the end, obviously. Of course, of course. It's the most kind of built is sort of the most graphic Hallmark movie. Yeah, it is. It's weirdly, it's tonally very different from the other ones.

Very different from the other ones. Same music, same filter. Yeah. Oh, Hallmark. Only Hallmark. Only Marks. Only marks. Only marks.

And it's all sexy hallmark. Only marks. Only halls, only halls, only marks. Everyone's named Mark. Everyone is named Mark. Only Halls is for the ladies. Only marks is for the guys. Yeah, that's beautiful.

Vic, we've wasted so much of your time. Are you kidding me? This is the best day of my wife. We literally are so fucking obsessive. There's nothing I ever want more in a podcast that all of us just kind of shouting at each other for an hour. That's our entire thing. Anytime anybody, it's the biggest note I get back on stuff is just like, Vic just loves talking over people.

I love it. No, here's the thing about it is no normal conversation has any through line. And so when a podcast has a through line, I'm unnerved. Yeah. Yeah. I start feeling like, what the fuck is going on? Uncomfortable. We got to talk at and over each other.

That way we're what? Kind of supportive from every angle. We have to speak in spider webs. And thank you so much for being in our spider web. Yeah. It's been. Thanks for getting tangled in our web. This has been the best afternoon in my life.

I mean, genuinely. And you know what? It's still morning. Oh, my God, it is. Is it? It's still morning. It's been the best after you're like. You're calling 1141 morning.

It is for sure morning. Yeah. For sure morning. Okay. Okay. Where can the people find you? Nowhere. Don't find me.

I'm too online. There's a lot of horrible anti-trans bills happening across the country and there's a ton of organizations that are doing great things on the ground. Find a local one. The best thing you can do genuinely is find one in your community that's doing work. Like if you're in Florida, zebra youth is great. Lost and found out of Atlanta. I mean, there's a ton of them.

Or, you know, give money to Lambda Legal Transgender Law Center is a great place to start. Fuck, yeah. Listen. I love that shit. That's a way to promo something. Yeah. Thanks for being here. You are.

I was told I get to steal four things. Yeah, you do. You do. What would you like? You can also. That camera, that camera, that camera. Oh, fuck me. I knew this was going to fucking happen.

God, damn it. God, damn it. I guess we have no podcast anymore because now our cameras are gone. But if you do want to check out the remainder of what we have, you can go check out our Patreon. We put out episodes early, uncut, extended. We do songs. We do songs. We do movie nights. We do songs.

We do movie nights. We do the weirdest fucking shit. Uncut, except for everything that you promised me. Oh, no, that is absolutely going to be cut. It's over there. It's like that you go to our Patreon. And other than that, we will see you next Tuesday, Thursday. Bye, ma.