Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - Wall To Wall Segment Roulette Mania!

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Would you rather have a gnat, a gnat that buzzes around your ear and makes you chew? And it's really annoying because it's like a gnat in your ear. But if you don't have the gnat buzzing in your ear, you can't chew so you have to eat liquids. It's up to you. Okay. Yeah, what's the other way? Would you rather have nat a chewy or bat a pooey? Batapui is a bat that lives in your pants and controls when you sh** yourself.
Starting point is 00:00:23 This is a big bad podcast for you. This is an Olivia talk. The said one. I'm the Olivia one. We have three other ones. Oh. Some of our favorite ones. Some of our favorite ones.
Starting point is 00:00:44 And oh my gosh. These ones we've known forever. For years upon years. They're like brothers to us. Yeah, they're like sisters to us. And they're like siblings to us. They're like mommy's daddies and babies to us. And it's business cash.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Yay! You guys didn't sound that happy to be here. We're not. No, no. We're not. We're upset. Do you not tell you? No, you didn't tell you.
Starting point is 00:01:08 We're really upset. We're trying a new thing. We're starting. now. This is Corey, Jeremy, and Hunter from Business Casual. They have their podcast. You may know of it. Yeah, they're the funniest boys.
Starting point is 00:01:20 We're so good. We're so good. It is funny. It is a neutral experience of it. It is just kind of like us hanging out normal style. It's very normal. That's why I'm not like, oh my God, this is the best mode in my life. It's like this is kind of almost a standard day.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Yeah. We were just hanging out normal style and we were talking about, is there any good food that could be catered at an orgy? I think fruit. Fruit. Yeah, that's good. It's refreshing. Yeah. Oh, it's hydrating.
Starting point is 00:01:46 I think we were sushi. No. You want like raw open fish in the orgy? I agree with Sid. I think you should all hop on. There's already enough raw open fish at the orgion. There you go. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Yes. We're sardonic now. Well, Jeremy's gross now. Meanwhile, nobody says anything about the fruit at the orchi. Yeah. The crew loves me. Yeah. The fruit at the orgy, I'm already there. No, I think rolls.
Starting point is 00:02:10 rolls, little rolls So it's an orgy with chunky people? Yeah, what do you say about my little rolls? Stop it! Everyone stop! No, like little spicy tuna rolls. I didn't know with you about. Sushi. I think that sushi is a meal that you can eat some of. It's satiating, but it's light, it's high protein, keeps you going.
Starting point is 00:02:29 But it also has rice, which is carbohydrate. It's good for you. It needs to come with eight toothbrushes. No, it does. I would meet you in the middle. Avocado roll. Four toothbrushes. No.
Starting point is 00:02:39 The fish. of it all. Come on. If the, if the clarification is like, well, there should be toothbrushes, it's like, yeah, well, also people should shower beforehand. Well, yeah, were they not? Were they not going to? I think that they need to, everyone should.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Sure. Zero. That's a completely different conversation. I think that there should be a gatorade thing like they dump on a coach at the end. For whoever does the best. Everyone was like, wow. They dump the gatorade on the couple fucking grass. I would put all the catering money.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Into a gatorade. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I wouldn't mind a chakery board. I think that'd be okay. Yeah, I think that'd be okay. The only thing is cheese, yeah. Well, actually, here's the important piece.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Fish for sure. Is there a table over in the corner away from the fucking that you can dine or amidst the fucking are there. I assume it's like. No. That are like a little. Would you like? Yeah. Spicy tuna roll for you?
Starting point is 00:03:33 It's that one. And I think they say madame and Monsieur. Madame and Monsieur. I like that. While you're mid fucking in, they go, madame, I'm a spicy. I understand it's like a cocktail hour before. Yeah. And then it's sort of like, well, then if you want to take a break, you can go back.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Here's a problem. Like a wedding. First it's a cocktail hour. Then it's a cock suck and fucking tail hour. Wow. Boy, Peter Lane. Have you ever had more boys than you on the podcast before? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Because normally it's a very feminine. Well, here we're talking about fucking and sucking and sucking. Yeah. Just like boys do. You said you had a. Oh, I had a problem because I was like, oh, yeah. In my head, I was like, I could only picture it being like, like fruit and vegetables. Okay?
Starting point is 00:04:18 I'm really in a bad position to drink coffee with this microphone arm. I'm realizing. Wow. Here's the thing. Put your arm over the arm of the microphone. Then I'm worried about like, then my elbow's up here. No, that's wrong too. Just drop your elbow down.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Then I'm on the microphone. It's an expensive microphone arm. I don't want to get close to you guys. You guys host this podcast. Yeah. I think. Are you every week? We are every week.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Yeah. Has it been a problem for anybody before that they can't drink coffee around the microphone? I've never seen this. Can I have a follow a question? Country of origin? Have you ever had enough people on the couch where someone's pushed off to the side where they have to come in? We've had three people on it one time before. But there was no.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Are they drinking coffee? Call in Karen Austin, right? Yeah. Oh no. That was such a fun episode. Call them. Were you drinking coffee? Were you drinking coffee on the house?
Starting point is 00:05:10 I was, but I always am. What's your problem? Oh, my problem, right, sorry. So my problem is, like, the only thing I would accept is, like, fresh fruit and, like, like, like, like, like cucumbers, like vegetables with no dipping sauce, you know what I mean? Sure. But then. Yeah, Cruditechia.
Starting point is 00:05:31 But then everyone gets the diarrhea. No. Proof. Yeah. No, Olivia's talking. No, I was just going to say that everyone gets the diarrhea parasite. Yeah, that's true. And that's hard.
Starting point is 00:05:42 My favorite things, vegetables, unwashed kale. Ony, unwashed kale. At the end of the origin. Raw chicken. When somebody gets the big soapy water, Gatorade thing, they can do that to the vegetables as well. Yeah. The best you're going to bring home with you, don't have the-
Starting point is 00:06:01 person who's fucking the best has to stand over the vegetables while they dump Gatorade on them. Yeah, to clean off the vegetables. You guys want to do segment roulette? So this is a game we've played before. And essentially just we all have written a bunch of segments in this dog bowl. And one of the time somebody's going to pick a segment and then whoever wrote that segment will explain what it is. And we will do it.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Jeremy, would you like to pick the first second? Yeah, would you like to go roulette style first? For some context, we got a text to be on this podcast yesterday. Yeah. Which I think I would imagine what influenced the quality of the segments. I do think the segments are better when they're worse. Great. Well, this is a great start because it's mine.
Starting point is 00:06:49 This one is called speed dating. Woo! Play the music! Cut the music! What is it? I've always wanted to do that. Speed dating works like this. We are going to say every month of the year as fast as we can and whoever says it the fastest wins.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Okay. Okay. Okay, should we tell us when to start? We're going to do it separately. Oh. Go around the clock. I'm a poll on the timer. And you are going to say all the months,
Starting point is 00:07:11 which are January, February, March, April, etc. Yeah. Whoever can say all of the months consecutively the fastest will win. Okay. You got a timer. Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay, who started? Sydney, you can go first.
Starting point is 00:07:20 And it has to be legible. You cannot gobbled you gooky. Okay, okay, okay. Remember them. Sydney, you remember them? Lock in. I'll say January when I'm ready. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:30 On the word, it starts on January. Okay. And ready, set, go whenever you're ready. January, February, March, April, May, June, June, July, August, August, August, September, October, November, December. Yes. Oh, that was a little. Okay, there was an extra time.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Let's give it. 3.5. 3.5. 3.5. 3 seconds, 5 milliseconds. Let me write that down. Okay. Corey, would you like to go next?
Starting point is 00:07:47 I would love to go next. On the word, January. January, February, April, March. Whoa. June July. Start over. No. What did I do?
Starting point is 00:07:56 You skipped April March. March. March. March. Let me start out. Everyone's talking. Keep it going. Keep it going.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Go, go. Skip March. Okay. Okay. We found a new rule. First of all, there's tape of it. You said January, February, April, March. And then I said, whoa.
Starting point is 00:08:12 If you mess up, you have to go back to the beginning, but the time will not stop. We learn that and that's okay. Oh, no. Okay, but Corey, that's good because you don't have to do that this time. You don't have to go back. Now you know. Whenever you're ready, on the J. And action.
Starting point is 00:08:25 January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, October, November, December. 4-02. Whatever. We tripped you out because of the first one. You were being very careful. No, I actually wasn't. I wouldn't. I'll go next.
Starting point is 00:08:41 My name isn't spelled with a knee. Do these things matter? To me a lot. This is an internal doggy. This is a game about winning, right? Yeah. Okay, ready? January, February, March, April, May, June, July,
Starting point is 00:08:57 August, September, November, December, November, December. Okay, so he made a game that he's doing. Practicing in the phone. Jeremy was my score? Two point four. Jeremy was also 15 minutes late to keep. He just practicing it in the parking lot. Take a call.
Starting point is 00:09:13 He's been practicing. Very much. Warming up. Okay, Hunter. Are you ready? Hunter, you can beat me. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. Oh, 2.87.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Gosh, really good, really good. You got this, Olivia. Let's see, okay. 200, 2.87. Wow. Yeah, one moment. Two, Christ, why. Sidney, you went first, let's have you go again.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Okay. But first, Olivia, we'll go. Okay. And January, February, March, April. Whoa, sorry. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:51 It was fast. That's big. Yeah. It would have been big. 4.61. Yeah. That's okay. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:09:58 All right. Sidney, try one more time since you went first, and I feel like you've learned a lot. Wait. I get to go again then, too, because I'm Olivia. Okay. January, February, March. April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. Oh.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Has it going slow for Sydney on the stop. I was close. Honestly, maybe tied with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably tied with me. Is that an official score or do you want me to... I mean, it's... Jeremy wins no matter what I think.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yeah, tie me and Sydney together. Yeah, I think it's... The good news is it seems like Jeremy wins no matter what, so this is just for fun. Yeah, I want to live to do one more for fun. Okay, I'm doing one for fun. This doesn't count even if I win. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, October, November, December, December.
Starting point is 00:10:43 And with the double December, Olivia has been disqualified. I skipped, like, September. Yeah, I knew I skipped September, and my body knew there had to be one more months, but I had already said December. I, like, knew the rhythm, and I was like, there's got to be one more, and I know I skipped one. So, okay, so great, I won. Awesome. Christmas.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Christmas. Two Christmases. Yay, that was a great game, Jeremy. Jeremy won. Yay. Jeremy, you know, you practiced in the parking lot and I think it was worth it. Who wants to pick one next? Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Oh, wow. Okay. This is in Sid's handwriting and it says everyone sing a song about the person to your right. So, this is kind of what it sounds like. Here's the thing. If there is no one sitting to your right, you sing a song. about yourself. Wait, why don't we just all go to the right? We're in a big circle. No? No. If nobody's sitting to your right, you sing a song about yourself. So,
Starting point is 00:11:47 you can do a circle for your game. So Hunter and I are both singing a song about ourselves. So you will get two songs. And so does Hunter? Yeah, this is my dream. Cori and I get no songs. I fine with that. To start off, Olivia, Olivia, would you like to sing a song about me? Yeah, yeah. Um, uh, okay. I'm, okay. Yeah. Oh, she's so sweet and oh, she's so funny.
Starting point is 00:12:16 She's a rich slut. Yeah, that one is my honey. That was my song about you. Thank you so much. Yeah. And if you aren't watching, Sid is wearing a shirt that says rich slut. I'm not calling her rich slut out of nowhere. I just sort of assumed that that's what you guys are claiming it.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I didn't even claiming it. Neither of us are rich. Neither of us are rich and neither of us are that slut. anymore. Rich of character. Rich of character. Rich of character and... Perfect.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Okay. Perfect. Okay. Okay. Next is, um... Corey. No, next is you sing a song. You just sing a song about yourself.
Starting point is 00:12:53 My segment. My bad. My bad. My best. Jeremy. Okay. Okay. Jeremy Elder.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Jeremy Elder sits in he laughs at my jokes because he's my best friend. Friends till the end. And he has. has glasses and a mustache and some hair on his head that is great when he styles it and when he does it all the lovely jeremy's okay beautiful wow that was great do you ever open your closet and realize you have all of these clothes you keep telling yourself you're going to wear but you never do yes i finally did a closet clean out recently and i was actually shocked at how many good pieces. We're just like taking up space. That's exactly why we both started using Vinted. Vinted is a
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Starting point is 00:15:46 That's honeylove.com slash talk for 20% off your order. Jeremy, would you like to sing a song about your friend Hunter? I would love to sing a song about my friend Hunter. Who's that creeping in the night? It's Hunter. Who's that giving you a scary fright? It's Hunter. But wait, I'm not scared.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I am laughing. When I am Hunter, he's giving and gabbing. Gabbing around, happy how you are. And I say, let's go really far on a trip. Because he's Hunter. Creeping in the night. It's Hunter. He is Satan incarnate.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Whoa, gorgeous. Hey, buddy. Yeah. Remember how we gigab all this? We do giving gab a lot. I wonder how this is about Gibbons. I wonder how this is going to compare it to the Hunter Hunter song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Yeah. Yeah. Hunter, what's your song about yourself? Come on, bud. You can do a song about yourself. No, I know. I can totally do it. You can totally do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Nobody knows what I feel inside. Is that it? Nobody knows what it's like to be me. This is hell, this is hell. It's very good for me. but I also love my friends Jerry Corey O'Iv and Sydney We made it in the under song
Starting point is 00:17:13 I think It's gonna be a good day Alright That's really good Wow that's beautiful Nobody knows what it's like to be me That was beautiful All right Sydney's song
Starting point is 00:17:28 Right I have another one for you I just realized What? Hello C My old friend It's time to talk with you again Because the Sydney slightly sleeping Is the Sydney slightly weeping
Starting point is 00:17:46 And the Sydney in the tower that I know Is so Sobbing This song was marketing Almost a secret of a song Olivia, we're kind of stupid. I keep watching my official turn on things and doing a second turn that doesn't count.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Okay, what's your song about yourself? My song about myself. All right. She's five foot six and a half. Hopefully you're fine with that. She likes birds and her dog. Hopefully that is fine with you. That's all.
Starting point is 00:18:34 I really liked the thematic differences between your guys' songs about yourself. Yeah. Yeah. It's really interesting. No, it's interesting to see how you are reflected by yourself and how you're reflected in the eyes of others. We should all hope to view our students the way that our friends view it. Yeah. Yeah. But there were also similarities in how you were reflecting him and how he was reflecting himself, you know?
Starting point is 00:18:55 So that's kind of beautiful. I get my boy. Corey, would you like to pick a segment? I would love to pick a segment. The segment is What's on Corey's Explore page? So this is my game We're all going to I feel like we all know Corey pretty well
Starting point is 00:19:10 We're going to guess Corey's gonna pull up his Instagram Mixflore page And we're gonna guess a type of video That might be on there And everyone you get correct You get a point bonus If there's multiple of a certain type of video You get actually
Starting point is 00:19:22 Right right right right right Hell yeah Jesus Christ That's really fun This is a really really good game Yeah this is a good segment I won my last game And I also won the singing songs for Friends
Starting point is 00:19:34 games so I won't that's good that's good you're a winner we love a winner you won so I gave you the best song anyone got so that's why you won actually oh my god oh my god okay so Olivia do someone going through active psychosis that's a great guess yeah see how how much are we let's go like the first 12 like that's just the screen that's just the screen are do we all guess first in the screen is this your TikTok is port page or your Instagram export page which would you prefer Instagram is perfect. Let's do the first 12 right now,
Starting point is 00:20:07 and then we'll cycle down to the next 12. Oh, so, okay, so I guess, and then he says yes or no. You'll get a point. Heard, heard, heard, heard, heard. I'm just kind of fast-forwarding through this video to see if he's going through active psychics. Right, so that's fair. I don't think that there's somebody going through active cycle.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Wow. I normally do like that. It is a great catch. Usually those come up, I will be honest, those come up on my algorithm at night. Yeah. So during the day. I would like to put in a guess.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I think that something on your explore page is someone who is saying a lot of words wrong. Saying a lot of words wrong. Let's see what this sounds like. Are you fucking kidding me? You'll never guess what the image is. I kind of don't want to know. I kind of just like the audio with no content.
Starting point is 00:21:09 You'll never, you'll never guess what could be happening. You're going, let's see what this sounds like. I think Sidney gets a point. Can I see it? Can I guess the image? Yeah, yeah, for double point. Mitch McConnell. It's not Mitch McConnell.
Starting point is 00:21:24 It's a good guess, though. It's a guy who's mostly bald getting like dreads woven into his scalp. What? And he's white. He's white, ladies and gentlemen. I'll give you the point. That's not words.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Okay, I'm going to guess. A fitness dude that is doing a workout that you've really never seen before. Um. There's just like psychotic fitness guy. Yeah, I'll give you that. I mean, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, who we got? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:57 It's the attempt at the world's strongest man. Yeah, there. Go. Points for Hunter. Okay. My guess was going to be somebody so strong that it defies God. So that. Wow.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Okay. Because I would also get some kind of like, yeah, it's similar, but I'll drop it in because I think it will work. Like some kind of like steroids influencer of some kind. Do you think that counts? I don't think that counts. It's a fitness influencer with someone who has no arms and it says you have no excuse. Yeah. And that's perspective.
Starting point is 00:22:32 And that's perspective, I guess. All right. It's a runoff. Hunter and Sydney both have one point and you get a runoff round. Okay. There's some good stuff on here. That's okay. There's also some like obvious stuff, but.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Yeah. Yeah, I have like an obvious one that's not as fun. But okay. Hunter and Sydney, you guys are in the finals. You've made it. I'm going to guess an older person wearing a crop top. Mm. A top. Hunter, what do you have?
Starting point is 00:22:58 I'm going to cook a man. Sorry, I'm going to pick a man cooking something. something that looks like it came from HP Lovecraft's mine. Oh, wow. Sort of like a sea crop creature. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to say no points awarded for either.
Starting point is 00:23:14 I think we're going to have to call this one a draw. Yeah, I think it's a draw. Hunter, pick a segment. Madlibs. Oh, right. Whoa. So here's the thing. Mad lives these days.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Oh, am I right? Come on. I mean, talk about. Talk about mad. Lib. Lori, what? Um, guys, can I get the, um, a Google doc? I get the legal department.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Can I get the legal department? Is this going to be okay? So I'm, you guys are all gonna fill out the same mad lib. Okay. And then I will read them out correctly and, um, let's see who's wins. Great. All right. But yeah, these mad lives, so lib.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Oh, these are mad lib. Yeah, yeah. So let's start with. Let's start with Olivia. Yeah. I need a group of people. Oh, my God. Corey!
Starting point is 00:24:09 And you, they're up, it's up to you. Like smurf? Yeah, like. Well, they're not people to smurfs, but keep going. Talk to Gargamel about that. Psychics. Psychics? Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Sorry. A noun. Hospital. Okay. Another noun. Shart. Nice. And like a person, a famous person we know, just a person.
Starting point is 00:24:31 in the world. Steve-O. Nice. Love the guy. And then an adjective. Cah-ee. Okay, great. Good.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Cid, same deal. Group of people, noun, person, adjective. Okay, group of people, parents, mm-hmm. Cliff.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Mm-hmm. Poison. Mm-hmm. A person of note, Mitch McConnell. Mm-hmm. An adjective, sleepy. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Great Okay, German Group of people Bulgarians Nice Right Right Right
Starting point is 00:25:10 Noun coffee Another noun Um Basketball Person Kylie Kylie with my hope.
Starting point is 00:25:33 And then an adjective, beautiful. You're sailing. Great. A group of people is wizards. A noun is raspberry. Another noun is cream sickle. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Famous person, let's go Willem Defoe. Yeah. And an adjective, morose. Nice. Great. This is incredible. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Has woke gone too far? The psychics are turning hospitals into sharts. Here's Steve-O to tell you why he's feeling about the whole thing. Yeah, that's going to be awesome. Oh, that's awesome. That's Olivia's nice. That's really good.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I'm proud of that. Has woke gone too far? The parents are turning cliffs into poison. Here's Mitch McConnell to tell you why he's feeling sleeping. Because I'm good. Yeah, this is good.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Has woke gonjana? The Bulgarians are turning coffee into basketball. Oh, God. Here's Kylie to tell us why she's feeling beautiful about this open. I'm glad she's feeling beautiful. Carly. And finally, has woke gone to bar,
Starting point is 00:27:11 the wizards are turning raspberry into creamsicle. Next, here's Willem Defoe to tell us why he's feeling... About the whole thing. Oh, man. The singularity of that, they're turning raspberry into creamsicle. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:27:30 It's just one. Raspberry into creamsable. Oh, my God. Oh, that's a really good. That's awesome. That's awesome. That's really. Oh, that's awesome.
Starting point is 00:27:43 That's really good one. The wizard stole my raspberry. I assume Jeremy won that one as well. Kylie. Because he loves Kylie. Because of love. Yeah, I think it's Jeremy again. I just picked one.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I just picked one. Oh, you pick one. You pick one. I want to get a specific one. Okay, that's not how it works. Are you reading each one and trying to find one of yours? No. Are you peaking?
Starting point is 00:28:03 Like right now in life? No. Are you peaking? Have you poked? Did you poke? Are you poking? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Susha. Crudite. Crudite. Crudite. No. Orgy. I don't think that happened. Crudite at the orgy.
Starting point is 00:28:16 No, we can't talk about things that didn't happen. Okay. Whoa. Oh, let's do that. Wow. Okay. This one. I wrote this one.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Whoa. What the hell? I stole from your house, Jeremy. So this is a segment called I stole from Jeremy's house music. Holy God, music. So I stole four items from Jeremy Elder's house. All of you have to guess what the items are, and the closest guesses to the items gets to keep all the items.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Draft tactics. Wow. They're hidden in my purse, don't look. Okay. So great. Oh my God. Can we wrap in fire? Yes, and I stole four items for you.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Holy shit. Can I start with the guess? Yeah. A picture. Okay. I'm going to guess a cup. Okay. Go I get to get my part of this game.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Yeah, you are trying to win your shit. You want to need my shit back. Hopefully your streak stays. I hope you don't need it. Book, a bowl, like little light. And phone charger. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:27 mail a mug a record and like a pot like a pot like a flower pot okay
Starting point is 00:29:43 nephew related item save the date save the date um an article of clothing and like a cardboard box that was left near the door with the intent of taking out next time he left.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Okay. Impossible. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to stick with like something from the fridge, like a magnet or something pinned to the fridge. Carrots and celery. Yeah, carrots and celery. Either a magnet or carrots and celery?
Starting point is 00:30:17 One guess. Like a shoe near the door. A hat and a cup. Hunter was the closer All right Wow Hunter congratulations so here are the things
Starting point is 00:30:32 I'm sure the elder winning streak has come to an end The reign of terror is over This is the hall of things I stole from Jeremy I'm genuinely nervous So Nice before you go Poop Spray
Starting point is 00:30:42 From my bathroom Yep I didn't think about the bathroom I think the smell One card from wingspan No The chimney swift Not the chimney swim
Starting point is 00:30:53 We were winged wings back. And if you want to know, these birds have adapted to nest in chimneys instead of hollow tree. That's weird. That's actually huge news. A book! A book! Wow! It's a flat book.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Is this Kylie's? No, that's mine. It was in my room. That was really messy and I didn't want anyone going through it. You're waiting your room. But the whales are cool. It's a flip book of a whale. Congratulations, Hunter.
Starting point is 00:31:25 I'm going to give it to my dad for Christmas. Christmas this year as part of a stocking suffer, but Hunter, Hunter can give it to your dad. I like to give it to Dave. A ceramic turtle. All right. From my deceased grandfather. Have fun with it, buddy. Why did this go so wrong?
Starting point is 00:31:49 Can I ask a clarifying question? Did you guys? You invited us to be on the pod like yesterday morning. Yeah. Did he hang with Jeremy? Was it motivated by? Before or after that? No, this was planned already.
Starting point is 00:32:06 It was already. Yeah. But you were like, I would have this pissed off. He's like, that's one. Your place. Your place, please. No, this is the idea. I thought of right before I went to his place because I was like, I might as well do something like that.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Wow. You know, I'd like to take this moment to unequivocally. You can have it. gift everything to my sweet sweet boy thank you Corey link no no no no I respect the game no well I took so many things for my grandpa is not a problem here's the thing I don't when he was alive yeah yeah I don't want the game piece I'll think that you need that no Jeremy you're gonna have to actually take all your stuff back I'll know no no this is your game sister no we're playing it if I keep the whale book I don't know about it they
Starting point is 00:32:54 keeping the ceramic turtle. He can give it to Goodwill then. Yeah. No. No. I meant. I'll give it back to you. It's a good thing saying that you didn't take any memories from
Starting point is 00:33:06 a metal turtle. It's good. RIP, love you, Gary. This is a good lesson in don't steal. Do you think so? It won't do you good. Don't steal from your friends. Steal from corporation.
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Starting point is 00:34:25 Dock.com slash S.O. I'm going to pick one. Yeah. I lose that game. You know it. Okay. You can take it all back in real life.
Starting point is 00:34:48 I have for you today the ultimate ratatooie bracket. Good. So we're going to work together as a group. to figure out who the ultimate ratatooie we would all want is. And I've got a bunch of ratatouis written down. Great. So I'll give you one ratatooie versus another, and you guys all have to pick which ratatooie moves forward in the bracket,
Starting point is 00:35:07 if that makes sense. It doesn't quite, but I'm sure I'll get it once I go, because I only know one ratatooie. Okay, great, great, great. This is the ultimate ratatooie bracket. Play the music! Cut the music! Okay, so ratatooey is a rat that lives in your hat
Starting point is 00:35:22 and controls your hands and makes you a good chef, right? Okay. So, ratatooie, would you rather have a ratatooie or a cat tattooee? Which is a cat that also controls your hands but makes you a really good tattoo artist. Where's the cat? I think he probably still lives under your hat or you can live under your shirt. Okay. Do I have to hide the cat? That's the lore.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I guess the thing is like, like the guy doesn't have, he doesn't have to hide. hide the rat he just should because that's a lot to explain. I love a cat in a tattoo shop would be more appropriate. If the cat was on your head pulling your hair. I still really fun. I would still prefer to be a good chef. I'm going to go rat to me.
Starting point is 00:36:08 We can have teams too. If you guys disagree, you guys can be if you guys disagree. Well, how many vote for a rat? Oh, okay. You're outvoted. So rat stays. But it's cool. I don't want to do. It's cool. I would say like a tattoo shop. Yeah. be like, there's a guy and a cat tattooing people. My biggest thing is I wouldn't want a cat just scraping at my head.
Starting point is 00:36:28 I'd be happier if that existed, but I want it me. I'd rather be a better chef than a better tattoo artist. It's just because I'm like, we don't need to intellectualize every single one of these. But I'm like, I'm like, Rattitude. It's like it's nicer to be in a fancy restaurant. And it's like at the end of the day, even the best tattoo artist is still a degenerate. I don't want to do food service. But like food service like, like I've worked in restaurants before.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Those are bad people. Either way you're like Surrounded by bad people You either a tattoo artist or a wine cook Either way you're smoking cigarettes And sleeping with the front of house With a scape Yeah okay so then it's gonna be
Starting point is 00:37:05 The next two are NAD a Chewy Is awesome Would you rather have a gnat A gnat that buzzes around your ear and makes you chew And it's really annoying because it's like a gnat in your ear But if you don't have the gnat buzzing in your ear you can't choose so you have to eat liquids it's up to you
Starting point is 00:37:25 okay yeah let's see you rather have nata chewy or bad a pooey bat a pooey is a bat that lives in your pants and controls when you shit yourself bad wait when I shit myself when you shit yourself yeah it's not when I shit in the toilet it's when you shit yourself I'm really didn't think it could get worse than nata chewy
Starting point is 00:37:43 but I think I'm gonna vote for nata chewy I'm also gonna vote for nata chewy I don't want to be so I poop on my own accord regularly but then on top of that a bat's deciding not if I don't think you poop on your own accord regularly. I think it's just dumping in your hands and the bat is not to you. I mean it's up to you. Again, I didn't think what is what is up to me? What's up to me?
Starting point is 00:38:08 Okay. Nat-a-chewy, I think it's not a chitue. Okay. So would you rather do me here's in that too shad of duty? Which is a shit that lives in your pants and get your when you shit yourself or or
Starting point is 00:38:27 shat a tattooing which is a planet in Star Wars that controls when you shit yourself a planet in Star Wars that controls when you shit yourself I think that I would trust
Starting point is 00:38:39 Tattoine controlling when you shit myself as opposed to a poop deciding when I poop my pants which is kind of in the poop's best in yeah but the poop lives in your pants so it's already
Starting point is 00:38:50 I don't want that. I don't want that either. Put a tattooing or whatever you want. Shout a tattooing. I didn't. Absolutely. At least some of my day without poop in my pants. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:39:04 I think. Well, time to live my day to the fullest without pooping my pants that I can until tattooing decides I have to shit my stuff. So many of us already live based on what is going on in the stars. Yeah. So true. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yeah. That's true. I was absolutely relieved when. Mercury and retrograde ended. Oh my gosh. Like the day that it ended, I was like, wow. End it, right? He said that.
Starting point is 00:39:26 You felt really, yeah. I'm also in my being Mercury return. Okay, so next up. You're in your Saturday. Would you guys rather have, um, wombat a sploogee, which is a wombat. That makes the controls when you sploge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Right. Or. Or shat a spoogey, which is a shit that lives in your pants that controls when you splood. What are you talking about? So, okay, I got it. So either I'm, Where is the wombat? So either I'm a feet of...
Starting point is 00:39:53 In your pants. In your pants. Okay. No. The wombat lives in your pants. So you don't have to fuck it. It just controls when you... Also, I do like that you found one run for rat and it's Shat.
Starting point is 00:40:05 And we're going to go that over. Okay. This might be a hot break. I think I'd go shat a small bee. Because we've... The deciding when you shit element has overtaken the fact that there's like a a wombat living in your pants. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Yeah, I think I could probably go through my every day with poop in my pants better than an entire animal. I could work on masks. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. A wombat side. Okay. Yeah. Then I might as well get a wombat because if there's going to be something the size of a wombat in my pants, I don't want it to be shit.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Who's too? I was being obtuse. I was now for Shattis Bluji. I'm Shattis Bluji. Yeah. Okay. And then I, this is... Nobody understands me.
Starting point is 00:40:44 It's just on principle. I'm like, poop making you come. come is yeah no it's bad it's really bad um okay but you won't go to jail for it no you like an animal making you come well in with its mind it's mind with its mind sorry jacking me off oh so poop is jacking you one no with it's deciding okay so then what's the next one we've got bobcat tattooy or bobcat ad dewey and that is right bobcat goldwaith makes you a great tattoo artist or Bobcat Goldweath decides what you do. I'd see.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Bobcat and Dewey. A dooie. What do you doy? So Bobcat, Goldweith just decides what you do. I want to do a dog cat a dooie. He gives me the skill of being a tattoo. Yeah. Like he moves your arms, lives in your hat, like the cat would.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Okay. Or he just tells you what to do. Like the cat would? Yeah, if it's the tattoo one. Either way, he lives in your hat. No. When he just tells you. which a dooie can do whatever he wants he's okay
Starting point is 00:41:48 bobcat ad dewey i must see him for bobcat gold i think so yeah and i guess the question is out of all of these people who would you have the most rather have ratatooie ratatooey ratatooey even more than bobcatatooie the regular ratatooie regular ratatooie
Starting point is 00:42:04 regular ratatooie because i was gonna have it go regular bracket style but i was like people are just gonna pick ratatooey because of course you would yeah so spoogee is is a contender Who would you rather Shatatish Pooji really makes me appreciate Fuck Mary Kill out of what I said Fuck Mary Kill out of what I said
Starting point is 00:42:26 Yeah Oh You pick three and I'll fuck Mary kill Okay Bob Cadadouy Great Shadus Blugi And
Starting point is 00:42:34 And shatatatooing Mary shatatotooing Okay Yeah I don't know I'm gonna marry What Mary Bob Cattadooie
Starting point is 00:42:46 To me Kill Shatislisputtie. Yeah, that's right. Mary Shatis. Oh my God. No. I can't wait to read her. No.
Starting point is 00:42:55 I had it forever and I love her. No. I put that makes me come. What? What did I say? Are you guys? Could you guys possibly believe I came up with that this morning? No.
Starting point is 00:43:09 No, I don't like that. It's pretty developed. I'm going to draw another one. Yeah, do it. I hope it's fun. This is rename everyone in Sydney's handwriting. Oh, this is throwback? Is this from a throwback?
Starting point is 00:43:23 This is a game where we're going to rename every person based on vibe and vibe alone. Every person is going to go around the room renaming everybody, including themselves. You get 20 seconds to rename everyone. Oh, I don't want to go first. Olivia, you can go first. Did you say I said I don't want to go first? Oh, I thought you said I want to go first. I was like, I don't want to go first.
Starting point is 00:43:47 You were like, okay, Livia, you can go first. You're like challenging yourself. Because I'm just going to. Okay, Jeremy, are you ready to go first? Y'all gave it a shot. You're going to point to each person and say their new name on the count of one, two, three, go. Oh, wait, sorry, that's 20 minutes. We give Jeremy 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:44:07 20 seconds. And go. Danielle cartographer. Alana Catrell Rider Storm Chester And Corey you are
Starting point is 00:44:28 And Corey you are And Mr. Mostophiles All you're Mr. Mistophiles And Corey Okay, are you ready? Oh me? Yeah, Hunter.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Okay. And go. Danielle. Blenda Christ. His grandmother's name. Chip, Flip. Corey. That was Corey.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Corey Peter Lang. And Beelzebub Johnson. Yeah. Does you understand me. Nobody understand me. Yelzebub Johnson. This is awesome. I love that my last name is Christ.
Starting point is 00:45:08 And your first name is Blenda. Blenda Christ, honey. Okay, Corey, are you ready? Yeah. And go. Dr. Freiko, Steampunk Jixon, a pass. Stimpy von der Pump, the goobler. And me, I mean, look, it's just another day in the life of Boppo Flipson.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Yeah, that's really good. Bopo Flipson. That's a really good one. Just trying to buy yourself time. Oh, Flipston. Okay, Olivia. Are you ready to do that? Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Yeah. Okay. And Olivia, your time starts. Now, grippy ripstick, flippy, hampson, Cressel. Cresselteen, Ridge. And FAP. Seven seconds.
Starting point is 00:46:05 I see if I thought, fuck you. You had extra time and you said, Cresilteen. Ridge. Rip rip-rip-stick Rip-rip is my porn name I'm gonna name Oh, you didn't name yourself
Starting point is 00:46:24 Oh, you're fapped I'm fapped with seven seconds to go Fap I meant I didn't space I didn't mean for it to be fap But 20 seconds on the clock, go McRib paintbrush Sumped
Starting point is 00:46:38 Yeah Codswall Nice. Wow. Codswold with 12 seconds to go. God's wall. That's really good. Classic Codswell.
Starting point is 00:46:49 That's a great game. Wow, that was really good. He played it all day. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what was the original? Back in the day when we went, we were all in Big Bear and we all were like, what were our names beat?
Starting point is 00:46:58 And what were. Chumbo Peter Lane, of course. Corey was Chumbo Peter Lane. Yeah, yeah. That's the only one I remember. I was like, you were. I was like Amber or like, like, Taffee. Some sort of like really like, it was like,
Starting point is 00:47:11 a food name and you were scout I was scout scout your whole line would be very different if you were scouts you know we have a game that we don't have to play it's not in the bull but we say ruin somebody's personality by changing their name oh we have to play that like I mean and the standard one was holding it would kind of ruin his whole vibe yeah that would suck for not naming me that mom as you almost really wanted to yeah oh if mine it was osama been locked That would fuck up your whole vibe. It would ruin your whole lives. I have this like America first thing going.
Starting point is 00:47:44 And if I was named Osama bin Laden, it would flip the script on. Yeah, I'm trying to think of like what you, what would fuck your vibe up? I, hmm. Jeremy, I don't. I think Jeremy, if you're like a frat boy name like Braden or something like that. Oh. Yeah, yeah, I was picturing like, yeah, like if Jeremy was named like Urkel, that would be weird. It would be weird.
Starting point is 00:48:07 But like... I just love that. But yeah. But it doesn't even be like ruin. It's like gone. But it just, it really diminishes. Like,
Starting point is 00:48:15 it re-contextualized your personality in a way that's less favorable. Like for you scout, I'm like, it changes it. Yeah, I'd still like you, but I'm like,
Starting point is 00:48:22 eh, it's just different. Like, Olivia, if your name was like crystal, it'd be a lot different. I completely hear you. Yeah. Melissa,
Starting point is 00:48:29 it would be really weird and different. If I was Ashley, would that not be weird? If you were weird. It wouldn't be great if I was Ashley. I feel like if you were named. No, Shade to Ashley.
Starting point is 00:48:38 If you were named Bryce, it would be very hard. That would be really hard. That's why I mean with Mormon name. Really hard. Very different. Where it's just like, oh, but no, it works that you're Jeremy. Not Bryce. No, you can't be Bryce.
Starting point is 00:48:50 So don't try. I think we haven't done Corey any of them yet. Yeah, like an actual. Brandon. Yeah, Solomon in Lawton. If you were Brandon. I don't would mind that, honestly. If you were.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Actually, I kind of prefer that. Feather? Feather. If your name was like River, that would. Yeah. If your palms were more like hippie lesbians. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Yeah. If I was a bitch lesbians. Already like, they're not butch lesbians. But yeah, if break the mic. River would be. There's all. Yeah, if you were like ocean, it would be hard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I agree. I think river ocean. But also if any of you guys were ocean, if any of us were ocean, it would be hard. Yeah. And no shade if your name's ocean. I think if Hunter's name was ocean, it could. It wouldn't be dead. It would work the best out of any of us.
Starting point is 00:49:38 That's a good game, too. Give a name that shouldn't fit anyone and figure out who it fits the best. So I thought that I was trying to think of, like, bad names, but both of you, I was like, what about Shoshana? And both of you would be good Shoshana. Oh, you'd be great Shoshanahs. Oh, wow. Should we be Shoshana and Shoshanahs? That's fun.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Like, who here would be named a good, who would be a good clipclop? Oh, that's great. Jeremy. Jeremy, you'd be a perfect clipclop. Immediately. Yeah. Yeah. Jeremy would be named Clipclop.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Mm-hmm. Not in a bad way. Only good way. Bimini. Bimini. Bimini. Bimni. Bimni.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Bim. Yeah, that'd be really good for me. Bim. Oh my gosh. Bim. Wait, if you were Bim? Bim, come on. Bim, come on.
Starting point is 00:50:19 That's really good. Bim. Oh my God, Bim and I are going to, that's, you should do that. I should go by Bim. Who's Bim and I are going to be a Buconum? To be trap. Trap.
Starting point is 00:50:30 C Crap. Yeah. Crap. Yeah. I was like a nickname that like stuck. Yeah. Trap. You are a name.
Starting point is 00:50:36 could be trapped, but it would be a very different god. Scary. What about add one personality trait that would ruin the rest of your personality? Whoa. If you have this hobby or this thing. Or just like one thing. Like, for example, if we added the one personality trait to Jeremy that he was a sociopath. I was going to say, I was going to say a rageaholic.
Starting point is 00:50:58 With one personality. The first thing I thought was like, but conservative. Yeah. Sydney, a cannibal. That would sound. Not ruin Sydney. No. I think that, yeah, Bim the cannibal.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Classic Bim the Cannibal. Like, Olivia, if you rode horses, like, it'd be hard. Most weekends, it'd be tougher. If I was, like, doing anything classic Americana. Like, if I was like, oh, I love to go to Arizona for Bachelorette parties and ride my horse. Like, I feel like that would be a harder twist on me. But it's not like because, but like, Sydney, if you did that, it would not be as bad.
Starting point is 00:51:29 No, I don't know why, but it's true. Because I do kind of think if you were born rich, it would make the rest of it weird. Do you agree? If I was like... I actually could make Olivia more awesome if she had grown up very, very rich. And this is how that all manifested. The thing that really sucks about Olivia
Starting point is 00:51:47 is that she's poor. Olivia could be really awesome. And the context of like... Yeah. You being every exactly the same, but you grew up rich. But I just... This is what you did with all of that.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Yeah. I guess I was thinking more along the lines of like, you were born rich. If I was like, well, this doesn't make sense. Oh, sure. Yeah. Or if I was like, sheltered to an extent where I was like, I'm scared of going into
Starting point is 00:52:12 Hollywood at night. Like, that's, well, that's just a trait I don't like. You know, like, when, you know what? Like, people are like, an adult and they're like, I know, I'm scared of it. And it's like, you're an adult. Grow up. I gave, Hunter, I gave you a lock pick set for, like, your 19th or 20th or guy. If you had adopted that as an entire personality, would that be hard.
Starting point is 00:52:33 That would be pretty hard. Yeah. Yeah. and like made like everything. If I was trying to be like, I'm getting new picks. If I went to a convention for it. If I brought up right now and you went, you mean this lock picking set?
Starting point is 00:52:43 It would have been like, if Hunter wore leather, fingerless gloves and had like a hat with a feather and did magic tricks. I was going to say if Hunter did close up magic at the bar. Yeah, I would say. But yeah. And like I would be like, that would really hurt your vibe.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Yeah. I think I really ride the line of like doing all the stuff I do, like all the stuff I like and being chill and cool at the same time. And if I did not, yeah, if I... Have you used it for darkness? Doing it at the bar. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:10 If I didn't stop myself from needing attention that at, I would... If you were like, I'm not going to work on myself at all. For Jeremy. The thing that would ruin you is if you only had male friends. Wow. You were like, well, men and women. Oh. That would be...
Starting point is 00:53:25 That would be... That would be so... No, but even if, even, like, to a lighter extent, if Jeremy was like, yeah, I have girls I'm friends with, I'm just, like, only really close with, like, guys. I can't relate to that would, yeah, because that's not like on the nose, like, oh, that's a horrible person, but it would ruin the back. And my personality with that trait, it would recontextualize a lot of things. And girls need separate stuff at all. It's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:49 So the game is take a quality from one of us and how would it ruin somebody else? Like Corey's like back. Like Corey's misogyny. Yeah. Misogyny. Okay, Corey, what would ruin you? Oh, you were like, I don't believe in vegetables. If you genuinely did like...
Starting point is 00:54:06 I don't eat those. It's funny because it is close to what you're doing, but you have a charming way that you like do crazy diets, but you really were hardcore, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if you were like, I only eat raw meat, only... I love raw meat guys. My brother growing up when we were kids,
Starting point is 00:54:22 if you told them something was organic, like he, if you didn't know that eating the meal, halfway through you could reveal that, and then he would throw away a meal he was perfectly enjoying. Oh, my God. It was like a kid. Yeah. For something like...
Starting point is 00:54:33 It's such like a little boy thing, I think, to latch on to like, it's organic. That's for girls. Is that what it is? Corey, if you were a picky eater, it would ruin a lot of things. Oh, I hate picky eat eaters so much. But I think everyone, all the three of you, I'd be okay with them. But if you were, I'd be like, fuck off. You met me when I was a vegetarian.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Really? You're a picky eater? Yeah. Really? Really big dog? Really. Yeah, you're picking a lot of it. stuff to eat.
Starting point is 00:55:05 I'm trying to think of what would make you worse because I really like... You're already so bad. Because you're already so bad. I'm like, what would not work? Like, what would like... What would not vibe? If you...
Starting point is 00:55:18 You can pull off so much as the problem. Yeah. If you were like very... If you were like very quaii, I think it would... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be like, what? It just reframes it. everything else. And again, if Olivia was, that'd be okay. If I was, it would be okay. Yeah, it would be okay. Wow. Good to know. Oh, I think that you have like an
Starting point is 00:55:42 alternate career as a famous white person in Japan. If you ever wanted to lean in that direction. Yeah, I'd yeah, I hear you. That's funny. You just collected a lot of those types of like trinkets. Yeah, but again, like this is never like your main. It's like your whole personality change, but that was just a thing you did on the side. Yeah. I am a person who's like, I have. I have a person who's like, I have to fight myself like actively and I win don't worry but like I have to fight myself from being an adult who has stuffed animals thank you for saying that's very brave no I'm like I do I win like I don't have them but every time I see what I'm like wait for me I think for our last segment which is also not in the bowl let's all go around and say what we're fighting ourselves to not do
Starting point is 00:56:28 great great great so Olivia yours is collecting stuff down well I just like always want like if I go somewhere and I see that there's like a stuffed animal my instinct is like oh I'm gonna buy that and like it's mine now and then it's like I have to remind myself like no it's not because you're an adult and like you can't do that and also that's no judgment on anyone who is an adult who does that I just like it's one of those things that for me I'm like if I added that on to what I've got going it would be a whole different it would be different it would be different yeah so I'm fighting that thing yeah I think mine that I'm fighting that would also change my vibe to dovetail is buying and injecting chemicals from
Starting point is 00:57:11 the internet iconic yeah i definitely get a lot of ads for peptides yes yeah i get those too yeah i i like the internet has convinced me that i'm potentially low tea like i'm like yeah yeah yeah yikes and i want to like and i and i go down the rabbit hole regularly enough that i'm like if marvel was like corey it's time to become a creature I would be like, yeah. But I'm fighting myself to not do it on my own down. Don't do it. I'm not going to. Good. Yeah, wait for somebody to pay that for you.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Wait for Marvel to tell you. Jeremy, what are you fighting? Mine doesn't have fun, but it's definitely like sports gambling on Kalshi. Oh, wow. Really? I just look at it all the time. It's like I... Do you participate or look at it? I have definitely participated, but it's not that often, and I definitely look at it a lot.
Starting point is 00:57:59 A lot. Where I am constantly looking for other ways to not be on TikTok and Instagram, and I have screen blockers on my phone, but then I have... I just kind of find other apps that I can scroll through. Some of these apps include BuzzFeed. Flag app. They include Catera, the flag app, which I spent a lot of time on. That's how I learned all the flags that I know. And the other is Cali, where I just look at what the bets are.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Right, right, right, right. And sometimes I bet on them. Like, I bet that LeBron James was going to go to the 76ers, and I got $100 from it. So, like, it does work, and I'm going to keep doing it. So it does work, and I'm going to keep doing it is how you end what you're trying to fight. Yeah, but it feels like, it feels like, um... You can't go too deep into it. I can't go too deep into it.
Starting point is 00:58:35 It feels like someone who's like dieting and they're like, can I just like smell your cake? Yeah. Yeah. That kind of thing. I'm just like, let me just look. Yeah. Can I watch you meet it?
Starting point is 00:58:45 Hunter, what's something you're avoiding doing for fighting? What I'm fighting doing is definitely being up to, making sure I'm up to date on all my official government documents. I'm like, you're fighting that? Yeah. Like, I don't want it. Yeah, I don't want to have to deal with that. Like, I know I have my insurance.
Starting point is 00:59:03 I know I have my insurance. I know I have my. my car insurance. I know it's paid for this month, but I'm like, I don't want to ever open that. I don't want to look at that. I don't relate to that as well. Hunter's fighting being on the grid. Yeah. Yeah. Being on the grid. What if your name was just gridless? Gridless. Gridless. Our friend gridless is coming. I'm fighting. The thought I always have is when I see a psychic sign or a psychic phone number. I go like, I should have a psychic. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's a good way to get. No, I shouldn't. Um, but. But did you hear all the psychics are turning a fuck into a chart into hospital into all this.
Starting point is 00:59:40 It's too woke. All the psychics are turning sharts into hospital. That is the thing I'm fighting is like, what if I was a person who had a go-to psychic? And it's like, no. Talk to Christy. That's so funny because in the sort of like what would ruin you, you could add that if you were like, if we hadn't seen each other in three months and you were like, well, I was talking to my psychic, I wouldn't miss it. And that, so that's one that I would hate of Hunter did that. Um,
Starting point is 01:00:03 everyone else would be okay like, well, let me go ask my psychic I'd be like, seriously, dude? But if Corey didn't, I guess that's what he does, like I don't, again, none of these things, most of the things that we've said,
Starting point is 01:00:13 someone are fine, but someone like, yeah, I don't love it, but like it would not like alter and others. I have friends that do terror readings for me sometimes, but it's not like my,
Starting point is 01:00:22 but tarot's different. That's fun. I also love that shit for fun. Like, I love, yeah. In a 1000%, 100%. That's really good. Terror? They're always different.
Starting point is 01:00:34 And it's the idea of having a woman named Debra who calls me and goes, hey, you're going to have a bad day. You're never going to guess what's going to happen. We're going to have a bad day. Give me $20. Give me $20. Stay inside.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Is it uncouth to, like, request we read the things that we didn't get to this name? That's like a nice little final segment. Yeah. So somebody else want to read them. Yeah. Just to see what we put a gun. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Yeah. So, Corey, read all them. This is a segment called could have been. what it could. The one that I will say that I just forgot to write down is I was drinking the Noah Cahan Black Cherry Poppy the other day. Okay. And the day of, and the day.
Starting point is 01:01:11 It's just the setup. And the day before that, I was drinking the Guy Fieri coconut lime waterloo. Whoa. And I was going to say, we would go around the horn. And if it's on you, you're not allowed to contribute. But everyone would say, like, what your flavor drink. Ooh, fun. If you had a drink for your...
Starting point is 01:01:32 We have to do a part two of this. That was fun. I was going to do, are they... I was going to give you a name. And it was going to be, is this a serial killer or somebody in me and Olivia's elementary school class we were in together? And I can't play.
Starting point is 01:01:46 I love that. It would just be you and me having fun. That's really good. But it'd be like Kyle Whitney. Yeah. Yeah. Kyle Whitney. And that was a guy.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Is that a serial killer? No. No, it's not. It's someone. But also, ideally, it reveals that someone is both. Yeah. Oh, okay, if that ever happens, if someone from our second, third grade split class ever becomes a serial killer, we have to bring this game. Shout on Ms. Holden.
Starting point is 01:02:09 All right, let's read through a hunter sailing business casual show classic, who said it. Who said it? I would say quotes with no hints or anything, and you have to guess who said it. That's one from our podcast. Our Friendship Classic, a Gumby Muppet Turkey. Yep. Go around. And nice.
Starting point is 01:02:25 Is a Gumbie puppet. Sorry. Go around and do that for us. And then I was going to name a few people that we would label. trying to figure it out we're all separate well Jeremy's Gumby yeah sure I'm like a poster child and Cory's turkey and your Muppet you're a rat's one thousand percent just playing at home I think no we played this on our podcast go to the um you used to play this in high school no I know yeah because
Starting point is 01:02:43 they brought one that's everyone is meat or candy this was um hey Kip uh came on and meat or candy everyone's everything is meat or candy oh and then we said everyone is either a Muppet Gumby or Turkey that was our high school are we meat or candy This show? This show is candy. This show is candy? It's not like you want to be more candy. It's just one and it's one and the other.
Starting point is 01:03:06 It might be me and you might be candy. Okay. Okay. Mr. President, girl. Okay, this is my game. I'm meat, I mean. This is my game. It's called meat brothers.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Men are normally meat. Let's just go to the next one. Three. This game was called Mr. President. It's a girl. We were all going to have three beautiful baby girls and we were going to draft president's last names of what
Starting point is 01:03:28 our girls were named. That's really good. I love that. That's really good. This is Ouija Borg. Not Ouija Borg, but Ouija Borg. And you guys try to contact a ghost, but it's me and the ghost is Scandinavian. That's gorgeous. That's gorgeous. That's gorgeous. Who is wearing Joker makeup? This I was going to have you guys close your eyes and we were going to put Joker makeup on one of us. And you were going to have to guess just based on sound who's wearing Joker makeup. That's awesome. We can still play that one day. Yeah, let's do that next time.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Yeah, let's play the house later today. We bring that off camera. Like, hey guys, what are you doing after this? Are you okay being made up as the Joker? I went like, no, but I'll do it. That's so funny. It would be really bad, but whatever. It would suck. It would ruin my day. Great. What's in my fridge?
Starting point is 01:04:19 People get points for things that you guess that are correctly in my fridge. Nice. Currently right now. Hunter, I really like the way that you write a capital G. Thank you. I like your show. Well, you're sort of capital of you yourself. All right. Gorge. Indecisive family feud.
Starting point is 01:04:33 That's great. This was indecisive family feud and we can play really, really quick. It's like, okay, name something that you might find in your fridge. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 80 points. All the answers were, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Can I text you the answer? Correct. Five minute Christmas? Oh, that was mine. It was that for the next. next five minutes we celebrate Christmas. That's gorgeous. That would have been awesome.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Fuck. We have to do that tonight for five minutes. Five minute Christmas. This is a fun just like hang out. Yeah. Play this at home. Everyone just bring some activity. Yeah, do this at home.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Mini game hangout. Sorry, what do you call this? Segment roulette. You should just call it Activity roulette. Activity roulette at home. You guys take up to like five minutes. Unless you guys like to hang out in segments. Some people like to do a hang in segments.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Honestly, yeah, it's easy. I like 45 minutes and say. Yeah, you play the music. It's easy. You can only. sing what you say. Right. I was going to have ever, you can only sing what you say and I was going to ask some pretty up, uh, aggressive questions about. That's good. That's good. And of course, the final one was mine, which was wrestle again. Should we end with you guys wrestling again?
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