Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - We Are Podcast Bros

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

Move over, Andrew Tate, there are two new podcast incels in town. Most of the time, Syd and Olivia are two loud shitty girls with a podcast, but this week, they're two loud shitty guys with a podcast! Hang out with Branch and Grevorr as they put on by far the dumbest episode of anything we've ever done. Listen here or watch on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/SydOliviaTube Follow the podcast on social media! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydandolivia TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydandoliviatalkshit Twitter: https://twitter.com/sydandolivia ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/piercedmedia/ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@piercedmedia TWITTER: https://twitter.com/piercedmedia Out of Line is a ⁠⁠pierced media production Executive Producer: Shweta Katyal Produced by Ashna Rodjan About Pierced: Pierced is the first creator-led podcast network that’s making podcasts for the girlies. We’re tired of every man on the face of the planet having a podcast and decided it’s time for a new era of podcasting - it’s time to give the girls the mic 🎤 Pierced podcasts features all your fav content creators in a new light. We collaborate with creators to produce podcasts that speak to the complex and unique experiences of the girls and young women of today – the podcasts we wish existed when we were younger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cucks and cuckettes. How are you all? We are not your normal host, and you're probably like, whoa. You're probably like, whoa, these hosts have so much more testosterone than the regular host of this podcast all. Which makes them much hotter. Which makes them much cooler.

But so we can explain. The girls are off doing something because, like having their periods in the fucking ocean hall. Or like buying a bracelet. Broughty a bracelet. And they said that podcasting is a white guy's game. Really like, if you look at any podcast, besides call her daddy the very, very successful female podcast.

Yeah. Like, and like my favorite murder and like a lot of really successful female podcasts. Yeah. it's a boys game. It's all like Joe Rogan and his microphone talking about all the cucks in the world. It's like we have to talk about the cucks. And so we thought we would do these fucking girls a favor. And come on in and take over an episode. And just take over an episode. So for the whole episode, welcome to us. Ha, ha. My name is Branch Radley. I am 24. I just moved out of my mom's basement, and I'm absolutely freaking killing it in the macaroni necklace industry.

My name is Grever Manston, and I went to the Film Academy of Encino for 10 years straight. Really a well-established place. And I've been a PA on eight different student films. So hot. So I fucking knew what I'm talking about. It's very hot. Why are you...

Fun, very fun. Yeah, I'm just like... like here to spread my chivalry. You can spread your seat on me. Can you stop with this kind of thing? Sorry, I was joking because I was joking because I feel so comfortable. Um, so because podcasting is a boys game,

we've got some bruskees, we've got our dicks in hand. We've got our dicks in hand. We have those. I'm uncircumcised. Oh, I am circumcised because the choice was taken away from me for which I will be forever resentful. That really sucks, man. And I, let's all have a moment of prayer for the circumcision that happened

against his consent. Yeah, I will be forever resentful against father. So yeah, so we're just going to get into some fucking real stuff that like girls won't talk about because they're just too focused on their emotions. So if you're, so if you're a girl, whoa, well, first off, whoa, well, first off, where are you? Send me a picture. Where are you? Where are you? And then second off, warning, this episode might be a sausage fest. And then if you're non-binary, warning, this Except that might be a sausage fast. So welcome to Branch and Grever talk shit. You know, we're on the market.

We're available. And if you want to come get us, you can go through our dating apps. Okay, we're going to share our dating profiles because in this modern world, all these women want. Yeah. is a fucking ATM of a guy who's their dad or a pen pal or a pen pal and the issue with that is it's like I'm a real man I'm a real guy and I'm like where even are the women have you never have you never met a woman go for it my man okay these are my pictures um it's up on the screen and I'll just read you my bio I think it's pretty solid I spent three days working on it God, you're so freaking sick.

Every woman wants a nice guy. Well, here I am. You'll probably swipe left because I'm not a fuck boy. And then you'll probably get your heartbroken and wonder where all the nice guys are. Well, here I am, you asshole. I'm a... I'm a super nice guy. If you haven't seen the Big Lobowski, then we are watching it for our first date. No other options.

Looking for a girl who is pretty but not so hot that you'll cheat on me. and smart but not smarter than me but not stupid you must know at least some manga i have given up hope that a woman like this exists but maybe you can prove me wrong oh man you're so deep i spent three days on that in the dark you're like a tortured artist like i imagine when i imagine history and i imagine people like the greats like elvis and other men i picture andlexander the great i picture you i do picture myself as well. Wow. I think I'm one of the greatest minds, this country, has ever known. I agree with you. So guys, I mean, mine ranch here. My dating bio is going to be nothing like that killer

puss slayer you just heard. I slay busy. I'm kind of cool guy, but I'm just kind of like a normal dude, so here's my bio. Okay. Not one of these cucks who thinks the moon landing is fake. How can it be fake when the moon is fake? Really makes you think. SoundCloud rapper, earphones emoji. Future drug addict, weed leaf emoji. God first, when it's convenient for me. Prayer hands emoji.

Not looking for a pen pal. Meet me in person to prove to me females are real. Have never met one. Peace sign emoji. Not a virgin. Peace sign emoji. The moon isn't real. Oh, yeah.

High five. Oh. But no, think about it. You guys. Like, I'm not even, like, I'm not even. Like, I'm not even the type of guy who gets, like, really into those, like, theories that are like, but you're not, like, but you're not a sheep. But think about it.

I'm not sheep, have you ever seen the moon in the same room as Earth? I've never seen them together. Oh, that's a really good point. It's a projection. When you really think about it, there's a lot of studies. The amount of projectors. Yeah. In the world.

Then what? It doesn't make sense, because if you really think about it, like, Q and on. If you really use your brain about it. If you follow a Q&ON. If you use your mind intellect. And you follow the Reddit, you know that the moon is a projection by the Russian government. One thing that white guys are fucking awesome at is playing devil's advocate. Yeah.

So here's a segment we call devil's advocate. Oh, no. What's your favorite thing about playing devil's advocate? My favorite thing is talking over someone else, not giving them the opportunity to talk. talk. My favorite thing about devil's advocate is talking over someone else, not giving them the opportunity to talk. I was going to say, I was going to say, my favorite thing about devil's advocate is that I

love to hypothesize about things that could be traumatic for other people, but not me. Oh, yeah. It's great for me because I can be intellectual about it. And if anyone has any, like, feelings about my hypothesizations, they're in dubious. not as intelligent as I. You're so brave. I'm just saying things that the sheeple don't want to hear. All you're saying things people want to say, but they're too afraid to say it.

Yeah. Like, you're like Joe Rogan, and I'm like a microphone. Okay. And then sometimes, you know, like, how Joe Rogan gets really close to his microphone? I'm like, Quentin Tarantino. And I'm like your microphone. Why do you want me to get so close to you? What?

Okay. First statement. men and women deserve equal rights. Devil's advocate. How can a woman have the same responsibilities as a man when she's on her period and she's crazy? Devil's advocate, are you saying that an infant, infant baby girl that was just born should have all the same rights as a 40-year-old man? And they should both have the right to own a gun because I don't think that an infant should own a gun just because she's a female. The devil's advocate, everyone should be able to own a gun because it's our right as people to own guns.

Devil's Advocate, we have no rights. The world is made of nihilism and nothing, and we create our own rights. Devil's advocate, when you say the world, you're implying that the world is circular, but it's not, it's flat. Devil's Advocate, you didn't bring up any of the other worlds that absolutely exists. Devil's Advocate. Dr. Strang is in the multiverse, and I've seen him. You've seen Dr. Strange. In movies?

No, I've seen him in the multiverse. You were in the multiverse. Yeah. Devil's advocate, how do I know you're telling a tree? Shut the fuck up and kiss me. What? What? Okay, next statement. All right, next statement is, child labor is bad. Oh my God, devil's advocate. Okay, yeah. Nobody wants to get up and work these days. Why don't you get up and work? Well, a famous man said that. Yeah, me. Why don't you get up and work? Um, ha-ha, child labor is bad. You didn't say devil's advocate. You didn't say devil's advocate. Devil's advocate. Devil's advocate. Um,

I didn't make a rule that we had to say devil's advocate. Devil's advocate, you make no rules. You're just a trendsetter with such hot thighs. What? What? What? What? Devil's advocate?

I'm erasing that last thing. I didn't say it. It would be devil's advocate. What if I heard it and you can't even erase it? Devil's advocate. No one can erase anything like Docker Strange can erase the fact that he was in an accident and his hands couldn't work. And then he could work again when he went to practice.

deeper. Yeah, that's actually a really good point. That's a great point. No, I've got nothing against that. I've got nothing to say. Okay. Okay, next statement, all gender bathrooms should exist. Devil's advocate.

Devil's advocate. If all genders are in the same bathroom, what's going to prevent me from getting horny? Yeah, if I'm in a bathroom with a woman and we're both in a single stall bathroom hall. Yeah, if I see a woman and I get a bonner, if I see a woman, you don't even. even know how fast my bonner will go to the same way she could take advantage of my bonner yeah because

every woman when i see them are like they want to take advantage of my seed and my bonner well put your seed in my face and i'll make you a child yeah and then devil's advocate yeah everybody should have everybody should be able to have bonners oh yeah devil's advocate women can't have devil's advocate yeah you never even seen a woman have you no i've seen one woman I mean, I've seen many women. Where do you find? Where do you find it? I have a first cousin named Angelica, and she is so demure.

Where is she? Dude, she is in Maryland with my aunt and uncle. How do I see her? Dude, she is so demure. I'll show you picks. We, how do I see this dimmed? She's so reticent and modest. I wish all women were like her ha ha ha ha.

I'm crying. She's like an old-fashioned broad. Like in back in the olden days when women and men were as, they were supposed to be, and men could be chivalrous. Whoa. Dude, that's awesome. I love you. Yeah, I am an ally.

Are you crying? I am an ally to all women, and that is why I must be chivalrous, ha, ha. But I also know that a woman must be modest and demure to be a true woman, ha. Sorry. Just like my first cousin, Angelica, who also is a pretty last, may I add. May I ask something? Yeah. do you kiss Angelica?

I have been in a one year relationship with Angelica one time when I was 14 and she was 17. Is she your cousin? Yeah, she's my first cousin, but then our parents found out and it was wrong. They said. And we never kissed, but we loved each other so much. And we wrote each other letters every day. And I, I know she's my soulmate. Me and I don't think she is.

She would write me letters and say stuff like, Thanks for being my pen pal cousin. And I knew that meant she's my girlfriend and the love of my life. Can I tell you something? We live in a time right now where you can't, where blood gets in the way of love. And I am a true gentleman. Yeah. And she will never find that ever.

Find that unless I... Unless he's related to her. I need to prove my worth as a man. Yeah. To hopefully Angelica. I think that's something you could do. is realize that sometimes your true love is closer than you think. And in Dr. Strange, you know, the Dr. Stephen Strange is...

He's in... Is that his name, Dr. Steven Strange? I think so. I knew that. I know every film and every limited series. He's in the hospital. And the Big Lobowski, they drink white Russian. Dr. Strange is in the hospital with Rachel McAdams, who is not hot enough for...

Not hot enough. Because if I saw her, I'd say, no, thank you. I'd be like, I would kiss you if I was drunk a hot, but not if I was sober. No, if I saw her, I'd be like, okay, sure, come back when you have a beard. Come back. What? What? So anyway.

Who are some women that are not hot enough for you? My mom. What? What? It would be so cool to meet girls. Hey, I have a question. Where is your cousin? Marilyn, with my uncle and aunt.

Can you give me a hatress? can't give you Angelica's address. She is modest and demure. She is a pure woman and you are impure. Why am I impure? Because you are not me. You don't have my intellect. I'll never have your intellect. Yeah, and that is what Angelica needs, even if she doesn't know it yet. Yeah, and I think that what you're looking for is not. Okay, we're going to do a male anatomy quiz because we know male anatomy. Hey, guys. So we're going to fill in this whole chart. So guys. Where's my pencil? Okay, so where's my pencil?

So, where's my, oh, I found my pencil. This is a marker. Yeah, there's my pencil. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So there's too many lines here. Not all these are real body parts. Okay, so here's, if you're listening to this, like a cuck. Like, why don't you go watch, like, a, not a sheephole?

Yeah, why don't you watch, like, an alpha instead of listening, like, a beta? So if you want to see two alphas, get on this, get on this chart and see how, how the, how the Dickworks. You need to come to the video. Okay, so here we have... Here we have a picture of the nail. That's my dingus. As you can see right here, the bottom part is the dingus. Okay, up here, this kind of thing looks like a Venus flytrap to me. Yeah, it looks like the teeth.

And the thing about that is that that's what it is. It's the Venus flytrap teeth. Yeah, it's like to eat all the bugs that could get in your dingus. I know what that is. I know what that is. Oh, yeah, that. Yeah. So you're like, this is the bung.

This is the bung. So that's the bung. Yeah. What do you think this? So this thing is like, it's an outer layer. It's like the gateway. That's probably. The mitochondria?

Yeah. I would write that down. I think that's the mitochondria. It's the powerhouse of the male anatomy. I do have superior intellect. And I remember in my first two years of high school, the ones that I went. two, I, uh, I remember the mitochondria. Did you not go to the next years of high school?

No, I dropped out because I was too smart. Yeah, that's, sounds like you. And then I went to Encino Film School for 10 years. Yeah. I got, I spent $600,000 at Encino Film School. Are you still paying it off? Oh, yeah. Well, my papa is.

Oh, that's cool. That's cool of him. Yeah, no, he sucks ass. I fucking hate him. Yeah, that's nice of him to pay off your money. Yeah, no, I fucking hate him. Okay. Yeah, he gives me everything.

I did my freshman year, and I did my freshman year, and I, I did my freshman year at San Diego high school, and then my sophomore year at San Diego high school, and then my junior year, I got lost in the bleachers, and so then I stopped. Oh, yeah. Have you ever seen soccer? Oh, you love soccer? I'm more like, I am more interested in the limited series henceforth. Where's your cousin live?

Maryland, I keep telling you, it's Maryland with my aunt and uncle. What are their names? Gwyneth and Stan. Can I look them up in the yellow ages? You can fucking... Anyone can. It's a free fucking country hall. Whoa.

Do you agree that our freedom of speech is being lost every day from the cucks on the internet? Yes. And that we should give the internet rights to me. Make Elon Musk president. Make Elon Musk. I see it every day.

I see it every day. I see it. Make Elon Musk president. Dictator of my pussy. What? What? Okay, so we've got the dingus. We got the dingus.

The Venus fly trap. And then next to the bung, this red spot, just to the bung, this red spot is the jellyfish. Yeah, I mean, it looks like a jellyfish haul. Have you ever seen that movie? It's like a documentary. It's about the ocean. No. Nemo? No. I've seen, um, I've jacked off to blackfish. You jacked off to blackfish? Yeah, ha ha ha. Because my, because I bet that myself that I cut it in. Ha ha. Well, that's hot. I owe myself $50, ha, but I have not paid. That's awesome.

Yeah, I jacked off to blackfish. Because there were some hot chicks in blackfish. Yeah, they're all whales. There's some hot chicks in black. Have you guys ever seen the hot chicks of the scene? It's all the killer whales. Okay, what are these? Okay, these things below your dingus. So these things, it's like a big ball.

And next to it. What are they called? What is he called, though? Um, uh, fuck. I know this one. Oh, my God. Um, I know this one. It looks like a big throwing.

Your chick magnet. Oh, like a big throwing ball? Is it the chick magnet? ding it's your chick magnet. That's what chicks want, right? Yeah, the chick wants the, the, that. The balls beneath your dingus. How do you spell magnet?

M-A-G-G-N-T-I-O-N? Yeah. And then the big, like, sack-like thing that's holding it. Yeah. Is phleg? It's just more fucking phlegm. And the phleg is spelled F-L-E-I-M-O-Q. Uh-huh.

Yeah, that's it. Okay, so that's a full dive. And the other lines on the diagram that we haven't filled out are just for show. It's literally lying to you. Those aren't real body parts. The media wants you to think that there are more body parts, but they're not. But those are the only ones I've, and I have a dengus. I have a PSA for the audience, and I need you to listen to me right now.

The media wants you to think women are real, but they're not. Have you ever noticed that we're in a simulation where every person is male and guys? Have you ever noticed that and that the moon is projection? Dude, there's actually some pretty hot women in blackfish. Yeah, those are fish. Let's try to chug our briskey. Okay, this is a segment called chugger brusky. I'm chugging, I chugged my brisky.

I'm crushing it against my head, like an alpha. Oh, God, so crushed. All the women in the pack would have just absolutely gravitated towards me if we were in the gilded age or the bronze age they would have gone that's the alpha and I couldn't swear I wish that I was in one of those ages because the modern ages has

no chivalry I would be I would be slaying bussy in the gilded age you can slay my bussy what are you fucking talking about dude Why are you always talking? You're always talking. What is that?

Dude, you're lucky I'm bad at listening because I haven't... I don't even know what you're... Dude, I'm in a coma and I'm in the Matrix. I need another brusky to chug. Have you guys ever heard that, guys, this is the PSA. We're all living in the Matrix and the Moon isn't real. And have I ever told you... Are you going to bring it back to Dr. Strange?

In Dr. Strange. They won't tell you this. How does the fake moon fit into the multiverse? Because it's a plate. What? It's a plate. It's a plate. The moon is a plate.

Says my guy friend over here who's fucking crying from his eyes. Just say I'm your boyfriend already. I'm going to crush another brusky. The moon is a plate. Oh my God. woman. Hi. Oh my god, this dog is literally a woman. Let me impress you with my sars. Oh no, this dog has tears on it. Bro, you covered my, you covered my, you covered my dog with tears. I covered this dog with tears. Bro. Wow, you really can't listen to this episode. You have to

watch. In every other episode, um, I hide my burps. Oh, but in this one I did. So now we want to do, We want to do with a trivia around. This is a really great experience because right now we're in an all-man zone. Yeah. And we went on the web, we went on the internet. We went on the worldwide web. And we looked up like, what do you guys know that women don't know? Like, what are the questions that only guys know the answer to?

And we found a website. Found a website with some man trivia. There's nothing on there. Anyone who's not a man would know. And so we copied it directly from the website. We decided that we needed to bring in another fellow dude man, dude. Yeah, and like there's a guy who does all of the behind the scene stuff, like all of the filming and all of the fucking recording of the audio and stuff.

Yeah, and he also happens to be that, that one girl. Oh, yeah, that one, like the hot one. No. The hot one's boyfriend. The chunky one. No, the hot one's boyfriend. She's that girl, Olivia, it's her main. We're going to bring him in.

So we're going to bring her in. And he's going to test us on our man knowledge. So everybody welcome me. musician and generally really good guy, JKs. Whoa! Oh, fuck, yeah. You appeared in flames of fire, huh? Here he is.

It's J.K. Oh, my God. All the women are fucking drawn to you. If you're watching instead of listening, the female dog is like all over the brisky. You're a girlfriend to be okay with that? Hey man, I have a question. Yeah.

How do you slay piss? Do you guys want to do the questions or whatever? Yeah, yeah. Ask us the questions. Yeah. Um, okay. What is the only team in the NFL to neither host nor play in the Super Bowl? The Alabama Sharks.

The Rockettes. Is that it? Uh, I mean, I don't know the answer. You don't have the answers on the thing. Okay. Okay. Well, yeah, if you were true, man, you'd know, though. What is Thor the god of?

Oh, Dr. Strange. He's the god of Dr. Strange. Women and muscles. Final answer. Doug, Dr. Strange. All right, true or false? The skin on a Terminator is actually alive.

False, false. Fault, false. Skin is dead, and I know because I'm so much of it, and I really feel it. I'm so much skin, my guy. I'm uncircumcised. That's probably the right answer. I'm uncircumcised. In what game is love a score?

Game of Thrones. Oh, dude, the game of Thrones, dude. You guys should have added answers for me to, to, if it's right or wrong. Yeah, but if you're real man knowledge, if you have access to the the multiverse, you can go into another universe where you know the answer. What is an arm bar? Shit. I know this one.

I feel like it's a bar that guys can go to where there aren't any chicks to distract them from how good their arms are. Yeah, I would go to that bar. I'd fucking go to that and show off my fucking guns. I go to that bar in two seconds. And show off my guns to the other fucking guys. And I would look at your guns and go, his guns are the best in this whole place. And none of you even compare. I see your guns, Jake?

Y'all, let's see your guns. Bet you don't even want to show me us. You'll see your guns. Bet you don't even show me them. Jake, what are your guns look like? Ha-ha? I can't, because this one's, you know. Oh, wow.

In the way. Someone doesn't want to show their guns. Someone doesn't want to show their guns. Because if I went to the arm bar, I would show my guns all day, huh? And I'd watch him. This, I'm not sure why, is a question that only men can answer, according to the website.

But what is the Heimlich maneuver? You shit stuff out when you're choking. It's actually when you have to like push on somebody's belly so the corn comes out. Yeah, it's like whenever you lodge a corn, whenever you lodge a corn. I know that for a personal experience. Anytime you lodge a corn. When I was having a bad day with some corn, and I was in the bed with my mother. And my mother was like, let me push on your belly belly so this corn comes out.

And that's why you don't eat corn laying down. Okay. That is actually the correct answer. Yeah. Well, why don't you put some corn in your junk? Why don't I put my corn in my gullet? Why don't you put your corn and take off your pants and show me? What?

What? All right. During which war does Dunkirk take place? Two. Two. It's the second war. It's the second one. War two.

It's war two. Yep. It's between one and two. It's between War I and War III. Is that right? That's, I think. I'm, yeah. Pretty sure that's right.

This fucking chick loves you do. Oh, this chick's so into you. This is actually so funny that Mouse is just hovering right here. Oh, this chick's so into you, man. How do you do it? How can I do it? Yeah, how can he do it? For 100 points, what is the best meal?

Chicken. The best meal is beef on beef, man. No, no, no, PSA. This is where we're going to have a huge fucking argument. I'm telling you. Because beef is the most best. meal. I'm telling you, the guys who made beef are bad news. No, dude, fucking beef is the best meal. If I had a perfect meal, it would be beef with beef sauce. My guy, I'm telling you, all over a bed of

beef. I'm telling you, I found out on Q and on the guys who found out on Q&O. The guys who made beef are bad news. Dude, what the fuck are all your money? No, dude. And they're trying to reroute the moon. No, fucking beef is for alphas. I put it in my gullet. No, swordfish all the way. Dude, if I could choke on some beef, I would everyday choke on a bed of beef. You guys, comment down below if you're Team Swordfish. If you're Team Beef on Beef, let me know because then I know you aren't a cuck. And if you're a cuck, yeah, then comment Team Swordfish. Okay, Jake, what's the next question?

I think that was all the questions. Whoa, my fucking God, we've proven ourselves as men. One more question I have for you. How do you slay Bussie? So like, should I go back to checking the cameras? Okay, bye. Everybody say bye! Okay, that one. JKs, we'll I round of my heart.

Our minds are more complex, and henceforth, we need to go deep into our thoughts. You know, we have a lot of thoughts every day, and they're all really important, and kind of, even if I may say, world-shattering and life-changing. Well, man, you're right. So we're here for a segment called, what are they thinking? Play music. My first feeling, yeah, tell me her. My first deepest, darkest feeling is I feel my rash on my groin getting warm. Dude, that's steep.

That was really, really rude of you to cut me off. It's like you don't even hear me when I'm talking to you anymore. Okay, fine, I'll be more serious. And I just feel like I wish I could get through to you sometimes. Okay, well, I'm sorry about your groin rash. I'm always talking about work and like how your cousin doesn't want to fuck you. And it's like, can you give me the time of day? The thing I feel about myself is no person has ever struggled more than me.

Yeah. No person has ever had it harder than me. I believe you. For example, I'm the biggest ally feminists could ever have. And I still don't get the puss I deserve. Yeah, that's an upsetting. And this makes me so fucking damaged. Yeah, that's really upsetting because women.

Because I'm the biggest. I'm like the biggest ally. Yeah, I voted for Hillary for my class president in high school. She didn't win because she got pregnant and left school. Dude, what's your next thought? My next deepest, darkest feeling is? I feel like when Dr. Strange's hands go away, but instead of hands, it's my inhibitions.

Oh, gee, that's, like, actually the deepest thing I've ever actually heard and my intellect is superior. I feel like, I have no inhibitions right now at this part of my life, because I feel like I've accomplished so much. No, you have accomplished so much. Dude, you're like the next Jeff Bezos. Like literally this year I moved out of my mom's basement and into her room. Oh, my mom's basement and into her room with her.

You're making moves. Do you still sleep in your mom's bed with her? Yeah, but it's so cool because I sleep next to a woman. Oh, my God. You guys would be really jealous. You've got some big milkers. Oh, dude, y'all. This is an obvious one, and I feel like it's just, like, obvious.

Yeah. Game of Thrones would have been better if it had been made by me. Yeah. Can you expand on that? It would be, like, more tities. Holy shit, you're hired. I have all these ideas in my head that I like to talk about. I talk about the fact that I have ideas.

Yeah. More so than I talk about the ideas. Yeah. Sometimes I fall asleep and I wake up and I'm like, what time is it? Yeah. Oh, that could be an episode. That could be an episode of Game of Thrones. Oh, my God.

Have you ever watched women's soccer? No. Don't. My third thought is, I wish I were more comfortable with the echoes of nothingness that inhabit my head. So much I'll never accomplish,

so little to be proud of. I wonder if there will come a day where I find worth in my flesh, worth in my breath, worth in these hands that will never know the hardships of my peers, of different genders,

beliefs, races, and sexual orientations. Lord, strike me down with your omnipotent bolt. Okay, dude, um, soccer. I feel like nothing. I feel like I'm probably one of the most intellectual people I know. Yeah. And I didn't track that. Okay. My next most deepest, darkest, most serious thought that I would say in therapy if I wasn't too good for it is one time father made me drive the Honda instead of the BMW and therefore I will never trust women in any relationship I may have in the future. Well, man, that really has a point there. So if any woman ever wants me to trust them or be like just a decently functioning partner, I will be like, no, I cannot trust. I cannot be decently functioning because I am scarred by the one time that father made me drive the Honda to the party.

I had a party with all of my film club friends. How many is that? It was four people. That's so huge. Yeah, it's a really good. Hey, how about you? What's your next thought? My third final, really beautiful, deep thought. Yeah. I, I feel tacos. And you can interpret that, whichever way you may. I think that's like, but I feel tacos. I think that's like deep because on one hand, it's like tacos. And on the hand, it's like tacos. And then it's also deep because the taco can be crispy and have a deep shell. And then you can fit in a lot of ground beef. Yeah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Oh. Okay, are you ready for my last? Have you guys ever had ground beef? Because I really need to tell you guys something, and you're not going to believe this. The ground beef industry is trying to project the moon in different places, like in the multiverse.

They're trying to project the moon all over different universes, and you'll never see it again. So if you want to see the moon, you have to stop being ground beef. I stopped six years ago. We do you do. Fucking fucking pussy. Now I only eat swordfish.

What the fuck? dog, dude. Swordfish is the hardest fish. Yeah, because I'm a fucking hard in my dick. And swordfish is the hardest fish, dude. And I eat it with a knife. You old dude, that's actually kind of that awesome. He's so badass. Dude, that's actually, you should even give me a hug. When you said, dude, when you said you stopped eating ground beef, I was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, beta move. And then when you said, I only eat swordfish with a knife, I was like, oh, ha, ha, alpha. Yeah, you should give me a hug. No, I'm not going to touch you. Okay, here's my last thought that I always think, and it's my deepest feeling.

That you wanted to give me a hug? No. Dude, it's my deepest feeling. Okay. Ha! I wish all women could be as demure and reticent as my first cousin Angelica or that we lived in the high middle ages so I could use my chivalry a knightly prowess to prove to her that I am a man of value no matter our shared blood.

Yeah, dude. I feel like, I feel like, kind of like. Not so beautiful. I'll just be like, dull talko, and I'll be like, can I have the worst thing for me? And then while I'm waiting for the thing that will wreck my fucking insides and make me die a young, early death, I will always think, God, I wish all women could be as demure and reticent as my first cousin, Angelica, or that we lived in the high middle ages so I could use my chivalry and nightly prowess to prove to her that I am a man of value no matter our shared blood.

Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, so... Angelica's so lucky. Yeah, I mean, she'll know one day that she's so lucky, but, ha-ha, she doesn't know yet because she won't respond to my last 100 letters. It's almost like the notebook, but I haven't seen it. Don't watch the notebook. I'll fucking never talk to you again. I've never seen it, but it could be like that plot, for instance.

But I've never... If we were in Game of Thrones and we were in... be like the notebook. And if we were rivaling nobles in Game of Thrones and me and Angelica were rivaling nobles from different houses, I would fight for honor. Yeah. And if we were in the notebook, you would lift me up and it would be raining on us. Why are you?

What? Are you talking about? Oh my God. I feel so comfortable with myself. And I'm not, and I'm not trying to. Dr. Strange is awesome. Okay. We're about to end the episode and give the podcast back to these two females.

Yeah, females more like, I don't believe that you're real. Females more like, proof that you're real. Females more like, guys, I'm serious. We live in the Matrix and we're all men and none of us are women and we're all just pretending. Let's chug. Okay, chug! I crush it all my head again because that's like, oh, I crush it. I'm like, I crushed it.

I'm like, I finished it, but I don't want to crush it, not because there's liquid in it, but because I have a doctor, I can't be a doctor. I have a doctor's note that says I can't crush it. You can't crush a beer on your forehead? I have a doctor's note that says I can't crush a beer on my forehead. Well, if you're watching like a total fucking cuck, I've crushed two beers on my forehead. And if you're, and Brent just crushed no beers on his forehead. And if you're a cuck and you think the moon is real, why not look at it at this way?

No, it's not. Okay. Anyway, guys, we've been having such a good time. We know this is the best episode of the whole podcast because we're here and my intellect is superior. So, peace out. Peace out, A-Town. Peace out, A-Town,

peace out vlog, fan. I'm Ranch. I'm, uh, what the fuck is my name? I'm Grever. I'm Grever or something. I'm Ranch Brannley.

And we'll see you next time here on Branch and Ramble. Branch and Grever talk shit. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, whoa, did you say duty? Doody, dody, do you? Did you say duty? No, I didn't say duty. Duty.

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