Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - We Get Personalities

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

Myers Briggs. Astrology. Our very own Syd & Olivia personality test. This episode, the two gutter rats test the accuracy of different personality tests, get their astrological charts done by 80's babe and Olivia's mom, Diane Franklin, and make their very own personality test you can take at sydandolivia.com. Listen here or watch on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/SydOliviaTube Follow the podcast on social media! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydandolivia TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydandoliviatalkshit Twitter: https://twitter.com/sydandolivia ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/piercedmedia/ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@piercedmedia TWITTER: https://twitter.com/piercedmedia Out of Line is a ⁠⁠pierced media production Executive Producer: Shweta Katyal Produced by Ashna Rodjan About Pierced: Pierced is the first creator-led podcast network that’s making podcasts for the girlies. We’re tired of every man on the face of the planet having a podcast and decided it’s time for a new era of podcasting - it’s time to give the girls the mic 🎤 Pierced podcasts features all your fav content creators in a new light. We collaborate with creators to produce podcasts that speak to the complex and unique experiences of the girls and young women of today – the podcasts we wish existed when we were younger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm Olivia Talk Shit, I am Sid. I'm Olivia. Together with the two girls who talk some shit. Here's a big stupid episode for you. So, this is our podcast. You're either listening to this or watching this. I recommend you watch always on YouTube. Yeah, that's like a vibe for me.

But today we're talking about personalities. Welcome to Sid and Olivia, get personalities. Olivia, do you have a personality? I couldn't tell you. But you know what? A lot of people really like to specifically define their personality. Yeah. People love personality tests. And I do too. I think it's really fun. It is fun. People take it too far. I agree. People put it in their dating apps. Yes, they do. People love that shit. I remember getting to college and being, and I am a Jewish person and everybody being like, have you joined Hillel? If you don't know what Halel is, it's like an organization on campus where all the Jews go and you can like get Freehalla and whatever. Right. I love that. I mean, Free Hall is ideal. Free Hall. I'll take it. I'll absolutely take it. But I remember being like, there are so many more people who are very outwardly Jews. Jewish, more people doing that here than I remember in high school or anywhere else.

Yeah. And then I realized, oh, no, it's just that more people joined Halel, not even because they're more Jewish or less Jewish. It's just because it feels good to have a thing that defines you. Yeah. And to be like, oh, I'm a member of Halel. Absolutely. Absolutely.

It feels good to sometimes have like a box that you feel comfy in. It's such, there is a comforting feeling of being like, oh, this is because I'm a Sagittarius. So this is because I'm a, you know, INFP or whatever. Oh, yeah. Like, and people love doing that shit. Just a preface to this episode. Yeah. You do not have to define yourself as anything. No, God, no.

You're allowed to be like, eh, I just do what I am what I am. And it doesn't really matter. So first, let's talk about the 16 personalities. The 16 personalities are a big quiz you take. We both took the quiz before the podcast episode to not make it boring. If you want to take this personality test yourself, go on like 16 personalities.com. Yep, it's what it's called. 16 personalities.

Olivia, tell me about your personality. I've never met you. Yeah. Okay, so here's the thing. I've taken this personality quiz on this website 500 fucking times. You always get the same thing? I always get the same thing, no matter what year it is. I always get the same fucking thing.

I do too, yeah. So I am N-E-N-F-J-D-T. Okay, and tell us about what that means. So, okay, what that personality type is called the protagonist, which is the biggest reason I feel like it's not me, because I feel like that's like a big fucking word. It's basically the main character. It means, yeah, it's like I don't want to be told like you're the main character.

So it makes me uncomfortable. Okay, but here's some fun facts about me. Okay. Basically, the whole deal with an ENFJ, we're called to serve a greater purpose in life. We're thoughtful and idealistic. We have a positive impact on people. We always try to do the right thing. There's no deeper sense of joy than guiding friends and loved ones to grow into their best selves.

sure. They're vocal about their values including authenticity and altruism, hate when things are unjust. This is an interesting thing because as I'm reading it more, I'm like, okay, yeah, that's a vibe. Like, in that they, when protagonists care about someone, they want to help solve that person's problems at any cost. That's very accurate. Oh, strengths and weaknesses. Let's get into that, right? I'm receptive. I've strong opinions, but I'm not closed-minded. I'll listen to anyone's point of view even if I don't agree with it. I'm reliable. I hate letting people down. I'm passionate. I'm altruistic. I'm charismatic. And then some of my weaknesses is I'm unrealistic. I put pressure on themselves to write every wrong that's ever been done. That's true. Overly empathetic.

You can be exhausted by taking on other people's problems. I'll just say some other some other, um, protagonists, right? We've got, okay, well, we've got Barack Obama, so I absolutely have a hard on right now. Yeah, I'm absolutely attracted to myself now. Um, we've got Oprah Winfrey. We've got John Cusack. We've got Malala. You're the same personality type as Malala. And Sean Connery. It's hard to believe that they're the same. Yeah. Jennifer Lawrence and Maya Angelou and the fictional character, Denarius Targaryen. How did she take the test? She's fictional So, oh, and Skyler from Breaking Bad

Who's an absolutely despised character Do you feel like there are parts of that That resonate with you more than others? Like, I don't know, I feel like I grew up being a very like, I have to do the right thing and follow the rules and blah blah da da da Like help people and make sure And it's like I feel like that's a very big part of my personality

The thing that I think I relate to the most is now, okay, everyone knows there's four letters And they mean something But there's a fifth letter Mm-hmm. And that letter can either be A or T, which means assertive or turbulent. Right. I am a turbulent protagonist, which means I got all the protagonist shit or whatever.

But my self-esteem is fucking up and down and I don't know what the fuck is going on. So A and T refer to the way you think of yourself. Refer to your self-image, yeah. Yeah, what is, so A is for assertive? So, yeah, A is for, so for example, for a protagonist, you could be an assertive protagonist. Meaning assertive protagonists, which is not me, view themselves with more self-confidence, turbulent protagonists tend to see themselves with less. Also, the good news about being a turbulent protagonist is that sometimes assertive protagonist

can come off as arrogant or like controlling. There's a level, it says, of like humility. So that's good. Nice. As a reflection of my lesser confidence, I may act with less. certainty if I'm not comfortable in my own skin. But this greater self-consciousness may apply to many areas of their lives, but also help them relate to people feeling similarly less than.

Assertive protagonist may not be able to muster quite the same degree of empathy. Interesting. So I'm feeling that for me. Yeah. So guys, if you want to know everything about my whole wide personality, according to this website, check out an ENFJ-T, a turbulent protagonist. It sounds like fucking Bella from Twilight, which is like a nightmare. A turbulent protagonist.

A turbulent protagonist. Oh, I'm the main character, but I've got so many fucking problems with my self-esteem. They apparently take the test for fictional characters. So I'm Malala and Sean Connery and that's all we need to know about my whole personality. I love that. All right, Sid, what are you? I am an INFPT. So we're both NF somethings.

Yes, we're both NFTs. I am an INFPT. Yeah, we both have NFTs in her. Means I am a turbulent mediator. And those things... That sounds like... Definitely go against one another. So I'm a walking contradiction, guys.

Oh, my God. Okay, I am... My role is I'm a diplomat. Is what it says. Okay, here's what I'll say. Sure. I think you are a diplomat socially. Mm-hmm.

I don't know if you're a business diplomat. I don't really know. I think you're a social diplomat when other people are having issues. I think you tend to be like, okay, hey, everyone stop. Let's fix this. Let's fix that. Yeah. That's good.

I don't know. It says diplomats focus on empathy and cooperation shining in diplomacy and counseling. I don't even think that's me. I just like don't think I'd be good at a counseling role. I don't know that that's a role for me. I think I'd get way too emotionally invested and I'd pick a side and it wouldn't be good. Okay. That's valid.

It says my mind is 65% introverted. So I likely prefer fewer yet deep and meaningful social interactions and feel drawn to calmer environments rather than like bigger groups. I think that is very accurate. My nature is feeling. Yeah, it's like I feel like everyone feels. You feel 67%. What?

How do you like rate how much you feel? Like that's a very strange thing. Yeah, with a quiz, I guess. My tactic is prospecting. I'm a prospector. I'm a prospector. Okay, well, we love that. My big thing is I'm a prospector like Toy Story 2.

I'm a small fat man played by, I think, Kelsey Grammer. I'm feeling it for you. You're mostly prospecting. If it's played by Kelsey Grammer, that's a crazy thing to know. Who plays the prospector in Toy Story 2? Kelsey Gramer. Fuck yeah. I mean, that's...

I pulled that one out of nowhere. That's the most impressive thing I've ever heard. You're likely very good at improvising and adapting. Okay. Okay, sure. And my identity is 72% turbulent. Hey-oh. You're mostly turbulent.

You're likely self-conscious. You're mostly turbulent. It says you're likely self-conscious, sensitive to stress, and eager to improve. If there's anyone in our entire generation who is not turbulent and is assertive, first off, I'd love to meet them. And second, I'd love to congratulate them. Yeah, apparently I don't handle stress well. But it says that my strengths and weaknesses are as follows, right?

Strength, creative, weakness, unrealistic. But I'm also a Capricorn. Which means you're very realistic. Which means I'm very realistic. Very practical. So I feel like those kind of contradict each other. We love contradicting personality tests. This one I really relate to, this part I would say is very true.

A weakness says it's self-isolating. So it says mediators long to connect with others, but they don't always. always know how. I relate to that sentence like a lot. Hell yeah. I do feel that there are a lot of times when I'm like, oh, I want to be social. I want to do this thing. But I get really caught in where I'm like really comfortable around the same few people. And it's hard for me to feel comfortable around new people. That's like not really my strength. Yeah. It says I'm unfocused, which I agree. I think a lot of the times I like will focus on one thing and then go, oh, but I have to do this other thing over here. And I do that a lot. Emotionally vulnerable.

the emotional attunement of these personalities is among their greatest strengths, but also a weakness. Right. Unless mediators establish boundaries, they can be at risk of absorbing other people's negative moods or attitudes. I agree. I think I'm super emotionally vulnerable and I pretend to be not as like a fight, like a coping mechanism. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. I think it is one of my biggest, like, something I've struggled with a lot in my life is looking like a person who is like deadpan and doesn't. really care and part of it is my lazy eyelid. But like looking like just like a person who's like, oh, I don't really care. I'm fine. But in actuality, I just care so, so, so much that I have to make boundaries or also like lose it. Yeah. No, that's valid. It says a strength is being generous. So true. I send so many edible arrangements. She does. And it says a weakness is being desperate to please, which is interesting because I don't think I would have written that down.

No, I think that's one of mine. Yeah. I wouldn't have thought. I wouldn't have thought. of that as myself, but I think on some level, we're all desperate to please. And also I think that in the same way that like comments and stuff, like negative comments affect me really deeply. I think that that's probably like part of me being like, we, I don't want people to be upset with me or I don't want people to not like me. And I also feel like as a mediator, you know, like one of the things about being a mediator is being like, is everyone fine? Is everyone okay? Like and then when someone's not, it's like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then a big weakness is being self-critical. In conclusion, I think the idea is just like life is hard, everything is difficult,

everybody has contrasting personality traits, and you have to figure out which ones are going to help you and which ones are going to hurt you. Yeah. What's the biggest takeaway you have of this quiz? Do you think it's right, wrong, somewhere in between? It makes me feel like a cool, like better about myself than I would without it, I think. I'm reading this, I'm like, oh, okay, this is like, you kind of see it as a character. And you're like, oh, I can take a step away and be like, oh, this is a character in something. And yeah, I would say it's, you know, probably not a thousand percent accurate, but also at the same time, like, I can't think of like a shit ton of stuff that wasn't accurate.

Yeah, I think that there's the difficulty with taking a quiz, right, is you're doing it from your lens of yourself, which is not always entirely accurate. Like I think sometimes we judge ourselves more than we should. We think of ourselves as like, oh, well, you're not doing well enough. So you're going to answer it to this thing. And so sometimes I think. there's like the risk of like, oh, I don't know how correct this is. But I also think that you can look at these quizzes and go, well, there's this side of me, I guess.

Yeah, absolutely. Whereas like, you know, a character on a TV show or a film is like, that's it. There's their one side. De Narius Targaryen is definitely entirely whatever that is. But if you're a human being, you have a side that's like that. You have a side that's like this. You have a side that's like that. And nothing can really encompass all of that.

And I feel like so many people have like really, really, um, dichotomous traits. Totally. It's like one way and then a completely the other way. Like, you know, if you're answering a question

on a quiz and it's like, do you forgive people easily? It's like, well, in what situation? It always depends on the situation because in some situations, absolutely the easiest out of everyone in the room and in some situations, absolutely never. And it's like, so I don't know what the fuck to answer.

Yeah, that's the thing. So, yeah. So guys, we're going to talk about everybody's favorite personality system. So we're going to talk about astrology. We're going to do an astrology segment, everybody.

Back when I was a person, who was on dating apps a lot. It was the biggest question I got all the time. Everyone loves to ask it. Well, what's your sign? What's your sign? Oh, I'm this. What are you?

And, like, I was always just like, I don't fucking know if this really presents who I am very well. I don't think mine does either. Because, like, I'm a Capricorn. And when I read my horoscope. I'm a Taurus. Yeah. When I read my horoscope, it's always like,

bitch, stop fucking working, you pantsuit, bitch. Stop just fucking doing the stock market all day and pouring gasoline into the ocean. Why don't you fucking sit down and have a break. Don't put coffee in your veins and maybe pay attention to your family. And I'm like, I don't know if that's really me. No, that's, I mean, you're a hardworking person, but that's not your personality. And like, yeah, no, Taurus, it's always like, um, you just want to lay down, eat your fucking food, stay home, never leave home and have your, and I'm like, I'm, I'm like

a nomad. Like, I fucking hate being in one spot. I think the only, the best person we can bring in. The only real person you can bring in is, um, 80s babe. Yeah. And astrology God. Diane Franklin. So let's give it up. This is also Olivia's mom. She is my mom. Thank you, thank you. Thank you for having me on the show.

Hi, mom. Thank you. Thank you for birthing in Olivia. This is my daughter. Olivia was a C-section. I was. I was a C-section. I was a very late C-section.

And I'm so glad I'm here. Yeah. You know, after all that, here. Thank you for inviting me. Yeah, I'm glad you're here. Thank you for getting that C-section. Yeah, thank you. My pleasure as well.

So people, a lot of people know about you that you're an 80s babe, right? 80s baby. But not a lot of people know that you're also a master of astrology. Yes, quite the master. Actually, I'm not going to say I'm a super master, but I do know about astrology because my mom used to do charts, and so I was raised kind of knowing about it. I think that it should be fun,

and certainly you don't want to base your life on anything, but it is kind of amazing if you do know astrology. how things sometimes turn out to be what is. Yeah, sometimes you see weird stuff and it really does come true. And we're very excited for readings. This is, we're going to be doing our, our charts. Yeah, why don't you start with your one and only daughter? No, I'm going to start with you, Cindy.

Okay, so basically here's how it goes. Cindy didn't know what to hear that. But I want to share this with you just for the audience to know that, you know, astrology is about interpretation but I think you're going to be interested and I'm going to just start it off by saying that Sid is a Capricorn and Olivia is a Taurus

okay so here we go so as a Capricorn you're going to love this you have mastered the art of laughing making people laugh of making people laugh yeah I would agree with that I think so I think we're on point one

that can be agreed to your sense of view humor is of the deadpan variety. Oh. That's not crazy and accurate. And you're generally excellent at keeping a straight face. Oh, except not for one of our episodes. Yeah, there's one episode where I've just really lost it the whole time.

But it's a great episode. I love that. Well, you're also bitingly sarcastic. Yep. You're not a stick in the mud. Do you work hard? Good. She does work hard. I would say she's not a stick in the mud.

What is a stick in the mud? Is that just like a party pooper? It's like a stick that is stuck in mud. Now here's an interesting part. You can sometimes be lonely. Yeah, sure. Although you rarely show it. Oh. You can be a little reserved.

You value practical things. Yeah. Love a good practical thing. Yeah. But you seldom wear your emotions on your sleeves. Yeah. I'm really bad at not showing exactly how I feel. But maybe I just think that.

Maybe, yeah, maybe it's, yeah, I don't know. That's, yeah, I think, I think you are pretty, it's, if Sid is not feeling it with someone, like, I can pretend and be like, I mean, God, because like, I have like people pleaser instincts. But Sid is very good at being just like who she is and how she feels about things. Yeah, I try not to ever be, like, I would never be like, you're an asshole and I hate you. But I would never ever be like, pretend like, oh my God, we're so good. If we're not good, because to me it feels like lying. Yeah, that's that Capricorn.

That Capricorn keeps you right on the honest. You don't have to try to stand out as unique. You are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Oh, jeez. Oh, hell yeah. Okay, I love that. And you are far from pretentious. Yeah, I agree with that.

You value honesty and truth, and you avoid putting on airs. Your moon is in cancer, right, I think. Yes. And the funny thing is here. you have a loony sense of humor. Yeah. With the moon in cancer. I think I'm doing really well right now.

Now you've got Venus and Sagittarius. They need to expand horizons through their relationship. So you want to learn new things, experience, everything together. I don't know. I'm weirdly sometimes very much like, I'm good by myself. She values alone time. I do. Uh-huh.

Okay. Now here's an interesting part. Sometimes. you may lack a little forethought and act impulsively. Yeah. And which may cause some problems. Yeah, 100%. No, that's fully true.

That's a little. I got this tattoo that I'm allergic to. I randomly was like, I should get this disappearing tattoo I heard of on an email from my mom once. And I got it and turns out I'm fiercely allergic to the ink and everyone warned me like, hey, maybe wait a second to see if that's proven to be a thing that works. And I was like, no, I'm going to do it right now. And now I put steroids on it every day.

So, okay, so what's Sid's moon and, what does moon and rising mean? Okay, so, okay, so we're first of all the sun is, uh, all the planets in astrology move in a different speeds. Right. Okay. So some move very quickly. Like we had the sun, you know, it goes in a full day, 24 hours to go all the way around the planet, right?

So some of them are a little faster. some are slow. So Capricorn, your son is in Capricorn. That has to do with the day you're born. The moon has to do with how you are, I think it's emotionally, how you feel, how you deal with things emotionally, and yours is in cancer. So you're very emotional, connected. Now, interesting, she's got Mars and Virgo. What does Mars do? Mars does has to do with sex and it has to do with power. You're a sexual Virgo. Power and strength in situations. And Virgo is a very strong sign and it's very like, likes to have things in a certain way. You're not just going to be like,

as far as your sex life goes, you might like things in a certain way. But the Sagittarius keeps you kind of, woo, let's have some adventures. So I'm not going to get into that. You can talk about that one. And maybe a different podcast. And what's her rising?

Oh, her rising is. And what does rising mean? Libra. The Libra is always trying to keep things balanced. So as a Capricorn, I mean, that's kind of an interesting thing because it's actually works beautifully. As a Capricorn, you're very grounded. It's an earth sign. And the opposite of that is Libra, which is an air sign.

But you are always trying to be diplomatic. You kind of worry about making things always. Balance is very important to you in your life with others. But you also have a love of beauty. Libras have a great love of beauty and they're very artistic. It's gotten really into pottery. Yeah. She's really, she's a love potter.

She's making some really cool things. So yeah. So it's kind of, we'll talk about Olivia and then we'll kind of put them together. And then we'll get back and get into our couple. Okay. So now we are heading to Olivia. Okay. Okay, people.

Here we go. This is very different horoscope. All right. We have a Taurus with a cancer moon. Mm-hmm. Like you know who. We both have cancer moons. We do.

What a fun fact. Where their loony sense of humor is coming together. And are crying. And are solving. And your team sobbing, you're crying. Exactly. We do tag team sobbing. Yep.

You've got Mars and Aries. Does that mean I'm angry at sex? That means, no, Mars and Aries, yeah, you're angry. You're go-getter, you're fire. In the bedroom. Ooh. Mars and Ares. Okay, I'm not going to say anything.

I know nothing. I'm the mother. I know nothing. But I'll be talking about it. So here we go. Oh, my God. And Gemini, Venus and Gemini. interesting your love is very um two-faced well you know well let's read about it let's do a little bit of

reading i got a really nice chart yeah yeah let me have watch this because because we are going to get to some more stuff um taras okay so taras are sensual folk um this includes i am the mother whatever sex okay and it also talks about a delight in sensual pleasures such as food i love food comfortable blankets I love that shit. A rich colored aquarium to look at? Sure. Wait, I'm sorry. Food blankets and a rich colored aquarium.

I'll say the first two are hands down right up my alley and the third one. I've never... The third one is a free-for-all. I mean, a rich-colored aquarium is just not an example of anything that should be... I'll take it. I just have never craved it. No, who has ever craved a rich-colored aquarium? She likes the rich colors.

And comment down below if you crave the rich colors of an aquarium. She also likes a smell of flowers and spring rain. I'm a big sense person. Well, I'm glad you don't like the smell of a rich colored aquarium. Yeah, there we go. It just smells like chlorine and fish. She's dependable and she does like things to be comfortable. Yeah.

She's hard for, okay, and let's see. That's why I know her pants. This is an interesting thing. They're fixed in comfort-loving nature sometimes makes them peer lazy. lazy because this is only because they separate work from pleasure so well i do vacation hard yeah yeah yeah if i work they work and when they play they play and when i have sex i'm mad yeah right he's sex he's got mad hear that in the other room okay um oh my god olivia's boyfriend is in the other room i know nothing i know nothing don't you don't know anything about my sex life you're saying that

like you know a lot of, Diane. I know nothing. You're in, Diane, to the audience, like you know things about my sex life. Can you tell us a list of the things you know about your daughter's sex life? Well, let's see. We're going to get into that. Well, I guess we'll get into it. So, she is intelligent with big ideas. She is tolerant and has a strong sense of justice.

She has good judgment, good sense and has her feet on the ground. Right now I do. Check this out. She's got the gift of gab. I talk a lot. Well, he enjoys literature and learning, and will be successful socially. Okay. She can put down a story, everything in her imagination, and her intuition dictates, and is a wonderful storyteller.

Oh, nice. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take that. So we're talking about Olivia's Venus and Gemini right now. And that means love life is too fast? Her love. Her love of things.

Okay. pleasing Venus and Gemini do you hear this Jake pleasing Venus and Gemini involves supporting their need for fun and variety that's true showing interest in their brain power and knowledge okay and giving them the space for friends and activities outside of the relationship this is all true this is good for Jake to hear too let them know let her know that just how fun you have with them try not to get

overly miffed by Venus and Gemini's changeable fickle ways. And remember the time spent with your lover will be exciting and invigorating. Invigorating. Yeah, there you go. So that's the love. Well, I do like being told I'm fun. Oh, we're going to go on to the Mars and Aries right now. And what is that?

That's my sex life. That's my sex life. Okay. Mars and Ares, natives are often a step ahead of the rest of us. A life that is too predictable makes them antsy. Mars and Aries people enjoy starting fresh new ideas, pioneering actions, and fresh projects makes them the happiest. Relationships with these natives can be exciting, but keeping up with them can be difficult. They are given to impulsive actions, and they are not known for sticking things through.

Sexually? I'm not saying. Although their physical energy is great, they can lose initial enthusiasm. Mars and Aries natives are easily irapeutic. by indirectness from others. And I know that's not Jake. Jake's very direct. No, well, yes, Jake's really direct, but I'm also so, because I'm such a like,

straight up. No, no, no, I'm such a pussy bitch that if someone else is being indirect with me, I'm like, well, yeah, I understand. So it's kind of a, that's a weird one. All right, we're going to move on to, you can be wildly creative. Thank you. With an odd but happy sense of humor and perspective.

She's an ideaist. I am odd but happy. Idealist easily. Uh, oh, interesting. Easily disappointed by those using power plays to advance. Oh, absolutely. That's interesting. I mean, like, when people just suck.

Huh. I absolutely hate it. Okay, we're about to hit the mother load. Okay, we'll get ready for this. Olivia's ascendant. Okay. All right, people. Are you ready?

So if you don't know astrology, like I kind of don't, rising and ascendant are the same word. Yes, and it has to do with the time you're born. Okay. Olivia's ascendant, get ready for it, and here ex-boyfriends, hear this loud and clear. Oh, boy. Scorpio.

So what is a Scorpio typically? People have a lot of presence. There is something about them that tells the world that they are not to be pushed around. And their manner commands respect, and sometimes in some cases, fear. Okay, here's what I'll say about that. Here's what I'll say about that.

And I know you're about probably, what are you going to say about that first? I was going to say, I don't think I'd ever see you on the street and be scared. No. And I don't think I'd ever see you on the street if I didn't know you and be like, whoa, don't fuck with that girl. Yeah, absolutely not. Because when I would see you on the street, you'd be like, did it, do, do it is very much your vibe.

However, knowing you, if I were on your bad side. There is a, well, the thing with me is that I am so like, yeah, whatever anyone needs me to do, like, if you want me to cut off my hand, I'll do it. And then once you cross a certain line, it's like really scary. I think the side that people, mostly people on the internet definitely do not see of you and that I see of you way more is the side where it's like, oh, Jesus Christ, this girl could be in the mafia. Because you definitely, like, if somebody's wronged you once, you will remember forever. And I will, and it's like, and it's not like if someone like, you know, does something accidentally wrong.

It's like if someone does something that crosses a certain line. If there, it's not even like, it's so interesting to you because it's like your line is, is uncertain things. Yeah. So it's like if someone were to do something that one person would think is like, that's a no-no for you. You're like, I don't care.

Yeah. But if somebody does something else that's just like a different, for example, if someone is dumb and arrogant, yeah, if somebody has those two character traits and you meet them. And they'd wrong me in some way. Every day for the rest of your life,

you'll make a joke about that person. Oh, absolutely. And people either love or hate Scorpio Rising people. Perfect. So like there's no, there's no rarely people who go. through life. We love no in between. They really go through life unnoticed. So, so that's your thing. That's kind of an interesting. Yeah, no, it's fine. I mean, the world's on fire. So I, whatever.

It's like, yeah. Okay, now we're going to get to this. But I also don't think you show people that side so much. It's like the locked in a glass case break with a hammering case of emergency side of me. It's like, there are certain, certain people and certain things will trigger that side of you. Yeah, exactly. But it's not an always thing. And it's not a side that I'm like, oh, I fucking love being this. So it's like I try really. hard not to bring it out but then when it comes out it's like hi yeah i'm her mother i saw it come out a very young age i saw it come out when she was uh four years old she stared daggers like in this picture like fungul i will take out your family and literally maybe what you were like four i have a photograph in yeah so i mean we've we saw it go on all right so now we're going to talk about

sit and olivia as a couple okay we love it perfect now this is sort of like a it could be a as a romantic couple, friends. It's just their relationship with each other. So we'll find out how this goes. The positive aspect is they are able to solve problems when they put their heads together. They are able to respect each other's intelligence and good understanding between the two persons with intellectual interests in common. And this aspect can show a meeting of the minds.

This is, I guess, if you were affectionate to it, it says it shows, this is kind of funny. I mean, not funny, it's probably, you know, legit here. The aspect shows that there's an attraction to each other beyond the physical. That's good. If we were only physically attracted to each other, we'd make bad business partners. I would say that's also a bad basis for a friendship. Being friends with somebody because you're like, God damn, they are hot. And there is a level of forgiveness and mercy in the chemistry between them.

They share their dreams together with a sense of freedom. And tolerance exists between the two of them, which is very soothing and, and settling quality. Ooh, they have good spiritual understanding. And this is the kind of relationship in which they finish one another's sentences. Well, that's absolutely accurate. That's like very accurate.

I mean, what? Like, how could you get more accurate than that? I mean, how could you get more accurate? That's unbelievable. The connection encourages imagination. Yeah. Nice. And you may feel that you are better able

to face life's challenges together. Cute. That's very cute. That's very cute. I'm glad we're not just attracted to each other. Yeah, I'm glad because what a terrible basis of a friendship. Absolutely terrible friendship that would be. Yeah, I mean, he might be someone else's fantasy, but.

Hey. But I just, but he do have to say something. Diane, you are nothing like my mom. Sometimes you say things and I go, can't even imagine Gail saying that. I'm your second mom. Shout out to Gail. But I'm going to, I'm going to add this. Okay.

If you do like what I said, and I'm not going to take the credit for this, go to Astro-Cafaestrology.com. Okay, well, thank you. Thank you, Diane. I love you. We're very happy to have you. And, yeah, everybody is driving in your car. Give a big round of applause for 80s babe Diane Franklin.

That was 80s babe Diane Franklin. Giving us our big charts and talking too much about my sex life, me. What a wonderful surprise. God, I love her. She wasn't a surprise. We knew she was coming. But what a wonderful guest.

I love her. God love Diane. We've done the 16 personalities. We've done astrology. And we feel like there's, we haven't found a truly accurate depiction of personalities. Nothing has been exactly correct. So we decided to make our own chart of personalities. Now you're going to ask, is there a quiz I can take?

There absolutely is. And we'll tell you where to take it at the end of the episode. We are going to have a quiz for you. and I need, I need, need, need you to tell us which result you get. You have to comment it down below. It's very important. It's so important. Yeah, there's a, but there's a shocking amount of personality types.

We're just going to list off the types. And then you can go take the quiz and find out what you are. And note, note, of course, like any other personality quiz, there are going to be a lot of generalizations. People in-suits really home. There are going to be a couple things where you might fall in between two things. Absolutely. And that's just fine.

You can have like a, you know, you can have a main one and have a rising something else. Yeah. I'm loving that for you. That's totally fine. Do whatever you want. Do whatever the fuck you want. Okay, so let's start with our first personality type that we've created in our own sit and Olivia personality.

Yeah, this is perfect. Olivia, why don't you go for it? Okay, so the first personality type we have noticed in the world is a pop culture queen who knows how to make a reservation. You've all met her. This personality type understands what colors look good together on an Instagram feed. They also know all. about who Pete Davidson is currently dating and when they will break up. I mean, everyone knows about

Kim Kardashian, I guess. Yeah. But in general. This person knew about Kim Kardashian dating Pete Davidson before Pete Davidson had even met Kim Kardashian. Yeah, exactly. They knew what was going to happen. They have some yummy little dance moves and are very fun to share a cocktail with. They love Aritia, the store. And we love that for them. And we love that for them. They're usually doing okay and will be okay. Yes. You know somebody like this. Yeah. They are doing just fine. You guys are all hanging out like a cool, like an EPLP.

They made a cute little cheeseboard. They're totally fine. They're lovely. We love them. You're not too devastatingly worried about this. You're not worried about them. They're going to be fine. They're going to figure it out.

Okay. The next personality type you've all met them, a movie buff with no ass. Yeah, classic. This personality type can list every Star Wars sequel by name and has a godfather poster hanging in their room. What they don't have is an ass. But they do know every character in the Lord of the Rings personally.

You guys know at least seven or eight movie bucks with no ass. You know some skinny white guy who like went to a film school and is like, I do an amazing smeggle impression and you have issues because you don't know what Lord of the Rings is. Like that you know, and they have no ass. They don't have an ass. They never have an ass. Our next personality type is, you got to love this type.

Of course, a sweet little golden boy. Oh, God love them. Picture the person in your life who is the most pure and the most likely to tell a stranger their shoe lace is untied. This is the sweetest of little golden boys. In contrast to toxic masculinity, sweet little golden boys who, by the way, can be any gender. Yeah, this is an old, you know, we're using boy in the sense of all genders or none. They make the world go round and round. You can always count on a sweet little golden boy to check on everyone at the party or send you an edible arrangement.

These people are treasures. Do not lose them. Notable figures who identify or who we identify as a sweet little golden boy include our friend Jeremy from high school. Shout out. And our friend Johnny from high school. Shout out. You got to love a sweet little golden boy. And if you know our friends Jeremy and Johnny from Agora High School, they're perfect.

Then you literally know exactly what we're talking about. Shout out Jeremy Elder Johnny Habrick. The next type of person, you know I'm and we do too, a chaos tornado. This personality type is neither good nor bad. They are just drunk. Chaos follows them everywhere they go. And maybe it's because of them, but we don't know yet. This is the person you invite to a party, but don't expect them to know anything about your personal life.

They have three celebrities on Snapchat and stories that beg the question, are you in danger? Seriously, are you in danger? If this person died in a freak accident, you'd be so sad. You'd be like, oh no, but it would make sense. Dang. Next personality type, of course. A yucky little pig pig. We all know one.

This personality type is a hoot with absolutely no fucking standards or filter. You always want them to come with you to a seedy bar and try out the new massage parlor, which is just a man in a white van with a poster that has free massages written on it in crayon. The yucky little pig pig will make eating food off the floor look hot and will never ever judge you for living your life. suitable environments for a yucky little pig pig

include but are not limited to a yucky little bar the bathroom of a sex shop and McCulley Culkin's camping tent yeah so obviously if you know a friend who's always at McCauley Culkin's camping tent then you're like that's a yucky little pig pig okay our next type of person is a slice of white bread dipped in a puddle of water

this personality type thrives in boring situations you know one of these people they love routine toast water and not talking to any of their loved ones. A suitable career for this type of person would be local politician, unemployed, or cashier at a water store. Or maybe, and that's a, by the way, that's a store that sells plain water. Perfect. And you know this type of person you've met them.

You probably don't remember their name or what their face looks like. They didn't come to your party. They didn't dress up for Halloween. You know what I mean? You don't actually know them. You've seen them around. They bought some towels. from Amazon and then returned them

and that was the highlight of their week. Yeah, you literally you don't know their name, you forgot their name. Okay, next personality type is NBC's The Office. You know this person. This personality type is the NBC sitcom The Office starring Steve Carell. Ironically, this personality type would thrive in corporate America

more than any other personality type. You would be surprised how many people mistake quoting a television show for having a personality. that's what she said. I'm just going to say it again. I've said it before. I'm going to say it again.

You can't make the office your personality. You just can't. I mean, you do. You do. Fucking, fucking like, listen, love Steve Correll, such a fan, but you cannot make this whole TV show. It's just one TV show.

It's a TV show that everybody knows. If you're going to make a TV show, your personality, make it be niche. It should be Cayu. Oh, absolutely. That's a really good point. Make it a different show. make it Cayu.

He's just a kid who's for each day he grows some more. He loves exploring. He's Caillu. Okay, the next personality type, and we've been saying this one for a while. We've been talking about this personality type for ages. Oh my God, this is a classic. A grunty little art boy.

Once again, a non-gender specific boy. Non-gender specific boy. Get it out of your head. There are no genders in this quiz. There's no genders in personality. When I say she or he, I'm literally just making up things. Yeah. Our brains are mush.

Yeah. This personality type can be any gender, just as long as their social media aesthetic and personal vibe is grungy grungy yuck yuck if they get a hard on by looking at an empty bag of flaming hot chitos on the floor of a dirty car this person is a grunty little art boy if you are a person who finds yourself taking purposefully bad selfies where you're sobbing and laying in the street with like a dirty shredded hoodie on you might be a grunty little art boy if you look at mod sun and go man he's clean that's another sense. sign. And the difference, the biggest difference between a grumpy little art boy and a yucky little pig pig. Is that what it's called? Yeah. I think it's a yucky, yucky, yucky little pig. No, it's a yucky little pig pig. Perfect. Is that a grumpy little art boy has an almost pretentious aesthetic on purpose artsiness to them, whereas a yucky little pig pig is just sort of a trash person. I would say the difference is a grunty little art boy would get a tattoo of a cigarette. Yeah. And a yucky little pig pig would eat a cigarette.

Yeah, and get a tattoo just as long as it got them infected. Yep. Okay. Next we have, you definitely know some of these, an adult child. Yep. This person craves the feeling of being small and cute. They want the magic they felt when they were widow baby, and that is understandable. Totally.

They wear overalls only, even to bed, and when they shower. They are harmless, but will definitely make you watch animated movies instead of real ones. That's such a... That's such a dig at animation, and we're really sorry. We like animation. We like animation. A suitable career type for this person is imaginary at Disneyland, end of list. Yeah, if you know a person who...

An adult who just acts like a big baby baby. Then this is them. And you know what, they're harmless? No, it's fine. It doesn't matter. I don't care. It's everyone deals with the trauma of life in different ways, and some of them deal with it by being like, God, I love Disney.

And they're still an adult. It's just that they drink gin out of a sippy cup. Yep, there we go. Okay. And the next type, which is not to be confused with an adult child. Is a child adult adult. Very different. A child adult, unlike an adult child, thinks they are an adult, but has not matured in any way, shape, or form since they were in middle school.

Yes. You have an ex like. You do. Or actually, no. You have a person you dated who was like, I don't do relationships. Yeah. But you're like, we were in a relationship. No, no, no, no.

No, we weren't. They gaslight. They gatekeep. They may be a 45-year-old. man with a 21-year-old girlfriend. Very specific. They seem like fun, but maybe they're not that fun. Once you have any type of intimate relationship with them, you might be a child adult if you

find yourself being 38 and never having cleaned. Drinking during your work hours or asking underage people for money. Most importantly, you are a child adult if you know you should go to therapy, but instead you make it everyone else's problem. You know who you are. Suitable careers for a child adult could be a single white guy who does improv for free, a single white guy who does SoundCloud rapping for free, or someone who signs up to be a postmate driver, but never does it.

You definitely know several of those people. You know some guys. Especially if you live in a major city. Oh yeah, they're all over Raya or whatever. We've got, okay, the next one is very straightforward. The next personality type is a sociopath. This is a person who is a sociopath. Sid, go ahead.

Next. Moving on. You know a sociopath. You know what it is. The next type of person is a baguette, babe. Okay. What the fuck is that? Now, this one, Olivia asked me to cut.

Yeah. I don't get it. But the truth is. This is a whole type of person and they need to be represented in the media. I believe you. I believe you. And they are in Emily and Paris. A baguette, babe.

this personality type just seems like someone who should be carrying a baguette around the city. Yep. And that's it. All right. That's what I've got. But it's true. Like a baguette, babe, they're around. You go like, God, they're hot.

They should be holding a baguette. Yeah, I totally, totally respect that. Yep. Okay, the next personality type is mom. This personality type knows the difference between a 1099 and a W-9. They have a reusable water bottle, and it's always filled with cold, clean drinking water. They wear contacts. or reading glasses.

15 out of 10, we love a mom. Gotta love a mom. Gotta love a mom. The next personality type is cursed. The cursed personality type lives their life like they're on a dystopian prank show. They wait for Ashton Coochard to expose the cameras every time something happens to them.

The world is a garbage fire, and the cursed personality type is a sick cockroach doubling in size with every obstacle until they are the biggest insect this world has ever seen. Notable people with this personality type are Eric Andre and Julia Fox and unnotable people are Sid and Olivia. That's true. We are both primarily in the cursed personality type.

Yeah, it's that kind of thing where you're like, the whole world's on fucking fire. I might as well do this thing. Yeah, exactly. Then you're cursed. Very different from the cursed personality type. Next up, we've got Ravenclaw. Yeah. We made that up.

We made that up and it's not plagiarism. This personality type is the book kind, where Cho Chang is from. Okay, checked out. Side note, maybe let's not have the only Asian character in Harry Potter be a Ravenclaw. Fair. Side note to the side note, maybe the only Asian character in the Harry Potter saga shouldn't be named Cho Chang. I'd call that fair. Footnote on that side note to the side note, trans women are real women.

I'd call that very fair. The next personality trait is not okay. This is called the not okay personality. You know one of these people at Thanksgiving. Often saying things like the vaccine is filled with microchips and the lizard people control our breath. People in the not okay personality type are not okay. This person may need help or may need to be left alone for centuries to come. Notable people with this personality type are Marjorie Taylor Green, Jared from Subway,

and the person you're most worried about staying at Thanksgiving. You know them and they're related to you. Okay. And then the final personality type on our list of personalities is the panicking self-labler. This is a personality type strictly defined by how desperate a person is to know their personality type. Whether you're constantly bringing up your zodiac sign, your attachment style, your religion, you are freaking out to figure out what box to put yourself in. And that's fair.

And that's fair. The world is big and scary. And boxes feel like a womb that keep you safe. So go ahead and put yourself in the panicking self-labeler box. So you'll be safe forever. Well, that's, I think, the most accurate personality list we've ever across. What are you?

Do you have a main and a rising and a moon sign maybe? Yeah, I do. I think my main type is. cursed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would, I would second that. Yeah, I think my main type is cursed. You do you think your main type is cursed? Do you know what your moon and your rising are? It's hard. I'm cursed with yucky little pig pig moon and sweet little golden boy rising. And in my past, I have been cursed with pure chaos tornado rising. Ah, interesting. Yeah. But I think I think I've moved on from that a little bit more towards just like this girl's

gross but nice. I cursed. Yeah, I think I'm cursed with a cursed rising and a cursed moon. Okay, perfect. I'm triple cursed. We love it.

We love a true cursed woman. I'm just a cursed woman. So if you want to know what type... And God damn it, of course you fucking do. Of course you want to know what type of person you are. If you have gone your whole life being like, who the fuck am I? Here's how you're going to know. You're going to go to our Instagram.

We're going to have a post up with... all of the quiz of how you can figure out who you are. So go on our Instagram at Sid and Olivia and you will see the quiz. And then in the comments, write what you are and find your community. Yeah, find your community. Meet other people of your ilk. Put yourself in a box. Put yourself in a box and feel safe there.

Yeah, I've had a lovely time learning about our personalities. I've had a wonderful time and it feels so good to know exactly who I am in that I know now less about who I am. I know nothing about myself or anyone else now. Yeah, this whole whole episode made me go, I guess I don't know myself at all. All I know is I'm going to run into the street and it's going to be hilarious. And all I know is that I'm a cursed motherfucker. Um, that's been our show. Thank you guys so much for watching. If you want to follow us on anything, we are at sit and Olivia at every platform. Um, follow us on the podcast to sit and Olivia talk shit. We're on every podcast platform and and also YouTube. You can watch it on YouTube and you should.

It's so much more fun to watch. And until next time, I've been Sid, and I've been Olivia. And we will see ya next Tuesday! Bye!