Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - We Made SNL's Bobby Moynihan Drink Whiskey At 11AM!

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

Comedy legend Bobby Moynihan must have took a wrong turn somewhere because he's on the big bad podcast for you today! Remember these episodes now go up a few days early AND with bonus content on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:27 | Intro 00:40 | The Most Announceable Name Bobby Moynihan 02:51 | Growing Up An SNL Fan 06:33 | Olivia's Mom Playing With A Lightsaber 10:04 | Drunk Uncle 15:34 | Syd Seeing Bobby At Her First SNL Taping 17:15 | Trump Loved Drunk Uncle 19:59 | Drinking At 11AM In The Spirit Of Drunk Uncle 29:40 | Bobby's Wife Is A Puppet 35:20 | People Asking Bobby For Feet Pics On Facebook 41:20 | Bobby On Zach Woods And His Daughters Watching His Work This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What? Yes. I love her so much. She's in front of a giant octopus. The smartest animal in the world. She's playing with a lightsaber. Wait. She, she rips, dude.

I love her. Yeah, isn't that everything? No. I know this woman. I want to. Welcome to the Big Bad podcast for you. Oh, it's big. It's bad.

It's the podcast at you. This is Sid and Olivia talk. I'm the Olivia one. And together we talk some shit ones. Yeah, we talk some shi ones. That's what we do together. Guys, today we have a. guest that is freaking us out already.

It's truly like an honor. Yeah, we're like shocked that this is allowed. We're shocked that. Yeah, crazy to be allowed within the same room. Yeah, within the same hundred feet. I'm legally not supposed to be within 30 feet of a woman. Right. And we're legally not supposed to be within a hundred feet of you.

But I'm legally not even human. So we're all good. Okay, yeah. Sid and I hatched this morning from the egg. And we're so excited to have a podcast. now. Everyone gets one. Everyone gets one. So why not us?

Our guest today, you know him from S&L. You know him from NCIS. You know him from Lego Star Wars. You literally know him from anything and everything that you might have ever watched. Yeah. It's the most announceable name on the planet. It's Bobby Morden! That's Pardo's fault. He did a good job. Hi.

It really is. It's like the most announceable name. You don't agree. No, it's a, in his voice, it's great. Yeah. In anything in his voice is fantastic. I can tell a story, a quick story. Yes would love it.

I don't think he or she would mind. At SNL one day, Don Pardo was walking past me. This is a very old man. He had been around for a very, very long time at this point. And he was just walking down the hallway past me and really quietly under his breath. He went, Bobby Mornay. Just like that And then he went,

That one's fun to say Not like that nightmare Nassim Pajrazra I don't think he liked He had everything spelled out phonetically Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, it's so funny It's like he must, he must have

Not Nassim, she's the greatest Oh, yeah, of course, of course, yeah She's genius But like, like he had such a good announcing voice That he must have just had it stuck in his head all the time I just like what other, I would love to hear that voice doing anything that's even not announcing, like reading, you know, your psych results. Yeah.

Anything. I have a video of myself when I was like eight in a brown suit coming out of the bathroom making my mom go Bobby Moyni, like pretending to be on us now. Oh my God. And then when I was in the, I was in my dressing room the first time I heard him do it. And I just went like, bleh. That's the most thing in the entire universe. It was nuts. So you grew up as an Estanel fan?

Yes. Okay, great. What was your, who were like your, the people that you were like, oh, I'm shaping my comedy after you in a way? Like. Yeah, like, yeah. I mean, like, Farley. And now, like, the more and more I think about it, like Phil Hartman a lot, like, just like, I didn't realize how much of a. Influence he was, like, three amigos and like that kind of stuff.

Like, that whole world, those guys, I'm realizing. now. Like, I didn't know, like, I didn't know Lauren wrote and directed three amigos until I walked into his office and saw the poster. I was like, it's the way. Like, uh, yeah, though, like, it was that, the state. So now, you know, like, it was, it was all that. Bob, Bob and David. It's, uh, it's, I think like all of, uh, I am learning now by being able to, like, listen to more, like, podcasts and interviews of, like, my comedy heroes, that all of my comedy heroes all looked up to the three amigos, all of them. Yeah. And it's like, I always say Chris Farley first, but then I'm like, Jan Hooks. Like, I do stuff still now that like, I'm just

stealing from Jan Hooks. Yeah, fair. But that's, that's the best. It's just like you take something that exists and you keep it alive by kind of bringing it into your thing. And that's what's up. Yeah, 100%. How much you learn or how much you absorb as a child and don't realize, especially having kids now, you've seen it happen in real time. How old are your kids? It's nuts. I have an almost eight-year-old. She's still seven. I keep saying eight, but she's almost eight and a two-year-old. Both girls.

That is awesome. Do you see in them like the comedy gene? And do you like that or do you dislike that? Because I could also see being like, no, no, no, don't do that. My daughter's two years old. She says this maybe 60,000 times a day. She'll go, guess what? Guess what?

What? Chicken butt. That's beautiful. Her favorite thing in the world to do, her sister, her eight-year-old, but the sister taught it to her. Nice. It's all she does. Or she'll run in the room and go,

da-da. And I go, what? You go, and I go, it's my favorite. She's a little maniac. She likes a set-up punchline,

and she just doesn't know what her vibe is yet. I think she 100% understands, like, if I'm sad, she'll come over and just start, like, wiggling. And then I have to now go,

like, it's not your job to make me happy. But thank you for doing it. I'm sorry. I'm a people pleaser, but you don't need to be. That is a really amazing thing about this generation of parents. Yes, yes. Being able to look back at your own childhood and then reflect and being like, oh, okay, wait a second.

Let's fix some things here. I feel like the older generation didn't do that. Even like, I was talking about this with my wife, even just like the option of going like, if anything goes wrong, you can go to therapy. That's not. Yeah, it's not. shameful, it's not weird. Yeah, that's not, yeah. Yeah.

Even that is. That's great. You being a girl dad, that's actually everything. Like, I love it. I thought, I was like a big, I'm a little bit of a Star Wars nerd and like that kind of stuff. I like that world. I like getting lost in a universe. And I thought I wanted like a boy to play with a lightsaber.

So happy. Yeah. No, you actually need to have girls. Yeah. Our second kid was IVF and we decided to have a girl. We were like, no, we want a girl You guys can still fuck with lightsabers Yeah, oh, 100%.

You know, my mom's been, my mom got a lightsaber And she's been filming herself Playing with a light. I'm sorry? This is gonna sound super weird. It's on one. It's on line.

Actually, if you, yeah, this is really weird, but I mean, if you want to see my mom playing with a lightsaber on on. I'm sorry? Yeah, if you just, I didn't even know this. Yeah, this is recent.

This is like this week. Look up this week? Yeah, there it is. There it is. Yeah. Yeah, that one. Wait, what the fuck? Yeah. Look at her.

What? She's the fucking best. I love her so much. She's in front of a giant octopus. The smartest animal in the world. She's playing with a lightsaber. Wait. What?

She fucking, she rips, dude. I love her. Yeah, isn't that everything? No. Oh. I know this woman. I want to. And this is like, this is so out of left field.

It's like so, like, I'm shocked that you didn't plan this. Yeah, no, actually, I'm shy. Like, that was the weirdest thing to be like, oh, yeah, actually. My mom's actually been playing with a lightsaber. I can't see. If you're listening instead of watching, like, some dumbass. My mom is playing with a lightsaber in front of a giant octopus. Yeah, that's what's up.

That's it. And she looks. In her outfit from... In her outfit from Better Off Dead, yeah. Well, and I can explain more if you want it to be less random. Wait a minute. Yeah. Your mom wasn't Better Off Dead?

She's a French student. Wait a minute. Last week, I bought... two cells cartoon cells from the opening sequence of better off dead because it's one of my favorite movies of all time

I did not know that that was your mom and I just framed them yesterday I look at her face and now be like yeah that's if my hair was like up here but that's like that's your mom and I was less like rough I'm so happy I'm finding this out in real and also that she's just real happy

She's so pretty funny. She came on the podcast. She did. And she did our horoscopes because she loves astrology. And she told us we would have great sexual chemistry. So I don't know. We haven't tested it out, but that's what we found. So to make this make a little more sense.

I know. No matter what. You actually have to meet her because she's like a woodland fairy. She's best. You do need to meet her. Wow. That is bonkers. Life is weird.

Is it? What this is, is it's octopus tentacles. Octopus. I'm real worried about octopus right now, just in general. Oh, yeah. Because I think they're not from here. Oh, no. But I did read a thing that said that if humans went extinct,

they would have the best chance to get the planet and, like, be their own thing. I was still stuck on the last thing you said. So I thought you were going to say, if humans went and when extinct, octopuses, octopi would have the best sexual chemistry. The thing I've learned is that octopi would have the best sex. They would have amazing sex if we were just, out of the picture. If we can all just get out of the picture,

these octopies could lean into kink. Yeah, yeah. We got like eight months tops. Yeah, we do. No, yeah. Then they're going to have great seconds. And that's the upside. You know, there's so many silver linings to bad things, right?

So let's say humanity goes in the next eight months. Yeah. Octopi will get into kink. Yeah. Octopies? Octopi. No, I don't think. Yeah. Um, uh, one of your, um, incredible,

iconic characters. Yeah. Is drunk uncle. Oh, yeah, we love it. We're huge fans. Thank you. We're just huge fans of everything. We're just huge fans in general. It's crazy to hear that.

Is it? Yeah. That we're fans of you or drunk uncle? It's just crazy to hear that because I don't take compliments well maybe. But also just like I was such a fan of it that I forget. Like not forget, but it's just, it's, it seems wrong in a way. It's like, I don't know how. to explain it.

The 50th came around and there's a like a sweatshirt that they put out. And it's like the cheerleaders, Brian Fellows, Stefan, all these characters. Or on the bottom, it's drunk uncle, Roseanne, Rosanna, Dana. And I went, I can't, it doesn't compute. Yeah, you're like, I can't compute that that one's there. Yeah. It's like a crowd favorite. We went to City Walk recently and the entire wall is a picture or like SNL stuff and

drunk uncle and my daughter. is like, is that you? And I was like, yeah. I was not expecting that. Right on the line. It is like, yeah, it's an, it's, uh, I can't imagine what that feels like, but I am sure that is like nuts. It feels great and confusing and.

Well, I don't know how to explain it to my kids just yet. From the tiny bit we know you, it's like, I feel like you just like doing the thing. I like doing stuff. I would say this too. I feel like I could say, the reason I'm here. here. We were on the, I met you at the children's Emmy Awards. I had never been there before. You were presenting and I 100% was like, you have a kind face and you are literally leading me by the hand through this experience. And I feel like I, on that day, went like, I've decided you're

my best friend today. Oh my God. And I treated you that way because I needed it in that moment. And I'm here because of how kind you were that day. That is so freaking nice. Nice. I love that so much. The truth. Thank you. Thank you for being there for me. When I saw your name on the call sheet, I was like, yeah, that's everything. No, it's such a, it's such a weird, silly experience of like, I don't know if this is the thing. I probably have said this on the podcast, but sometimes I get pulled in to do the Emmy envoying for like the kids and family Emmys or the daytime Emmys. And it's just basically, I'm the trophy girl.

And I just make sure that no one falls and it doesn't puncture their face because thing about an Emmy, you, that is the, it is the best weapon. It's like a great weapon. No offense to any one of the Emmys, you seemed the most calm, cool, and collected of anybody in that building. Yeah, I've gotten the rhythm of it now. And now it's also just because, like, I don't know, sometimes those things are nerve-wracking.

And then it's like, you know, but it all ends up fine and whatever. You crushed it. You did a great freaking job. Thanks. I had a little child with me who was fantastic. I'm blanking on her name, but she was fantastic. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they always feel. It's like, here's like a famous comedian and here's a child that's nominated. And then those are always the two presenters. Wow, you got to be really careful with what comedians you put in there. And that is very true. And that is very true. I just saw the light leave your eyes. We live in a scary world.

Oh, yeah. We're finding out more every day. We're finding out more every day. No, you crushed it. It was so fun. And thank you so much for going on this because it's just like, what a freaking, do you want to play a sound to sell? I have the same exact machine.

I forgot. Do you really? Do you get it from Amazon? Yep. Yeah, I have this. Oh, good. That was an appropriate one. Yeah. There is one called a corporate one. Oh, really? It's like, it's called corporate sound effects.

It's just blue, same company. And it's just a button with a brain on it and just says, that's a no-brainer. And I play it 700 times a day with my daughter. Oh, that is. Oh, the kids, too, that's got to be an insane invention. I, so I like got- Shotgun's good on that one. Oh yeah, yeah.

That one's my favorite. I got this because we were on another podcast and they had a soundboard and I was like, I can't afford that, but I can't afford this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I bought it. And then I forgot about it. And it was in my purse. And I was like walking to Pilates, which I kind of have stopped doing because I was like, I don't fucking care. And then I was walking into Pilates in an empty parking lot with me and one other girl.

and I just hear. Oh, and didn't she look? And she looked around and I was like, and then I realized, oh, this is in my bag and it's being crushed by something. That is phenomenal. And then got my nails done. This was the most girl day I've had in a long time.

I love that for you. Everyone needs a girl. I know. I don't know. For some reason, I was like, I'm a girl today. I got my nails done. And as I was in, again,

empty, empty nail salon with just like me. me and like one other woman and as I'm leaving it's like and I'm like all right and I literally just tried to talk over it and I was like thank you so much how terrifying would that be just hear a tiny gun cock I know it's now yeah yeah really not good this poor poor woman so good no you got to keep that around with you all the time but we were complimenting you yeah I'm not going to let it stop

Thank you. You're an absolute delight. Yeah, you're a job. In high school, I got to see you on SNL. It was a... Oh, yeah, because you went out in high school. Excellent experience. What episode?

I saw the episode, I saw Kate McKinnon's first episode. That's amazing. Yeah. And One Direction. Wow. What year was that? I don't remember. 13?

Yeah. And then I saw... Again, what was it? I saw Melissa McCarthy and Imagine Dragons. Wow. Wow. Those are two great episodes to see. Really awesome episodes.

And it was just, yeah, it was like childhood dream come true. And like just you guys were all just the fucking best. I think we were in high school. Jeez. Yeah. Yeah. And we're going to go back. We're reenrolling.

Yeah. We forgot everything. Tomorrow. We forgot everything we want to go through with AI. But anyway. We love drunk uncle. Drunk Uncle is an incredible character. There's a lot funnier pre-Me-2, Black Lives Matter.

You know, but it is, yeah, it's, it's, uh, it's like, it's drunk uncle today would be an RFK Jr. supporter. Yeah. Drunk Uncle today would be like the 5G is in my blood, you know. I liked, I all, whenever, like, I think about doing it again and I always go, like, maybe he's a little woke nap, but you can't, you just, and like, the writers are like, you can't do it. You can't do it that way, because I'm like, you can't. You just need to...

And you know what... That's why it's not that great anymore. But the thing about it is it's so clear the intention. Yeah. It's so clear that it's like the perspective is, what the fuck is this guy saying? Yeah. There's also like literally a moment that has like stained it in my mind a tiny bit. Not it, but just like an actual experience that I've had that I had that I've spoken about before,

which is when Trump hosted kind of the only thing in the show. show that was mocking him, like saying things that mocked him because he was very, like, don't make fun of it. I'm shocked by that. He was very, very like that. But then update, we don't write until the end of the week, and he don't see it until Saturday. So the whole thing was like, he's just like me. Like, he loves white Russians.

And it was just mocking him completely. And he walked up to me in the hallway in between weekend update and we, whatever was next and was like, sir, thank you. Thank you so much. The things you, like he 100% didn't get it. Didn't get it. That's genius though.

And was like, me and that guy. Oh, wow. And I went like, I was like, you fucking idiot. That is so funny. Yes, but also it's the best compliment you could get because it's somebody who is so out of his mind saying that's like me. And it's like, yes.

Yeah, just a child. Doing insane satire and then having someone go with that, I agree with that. And it's like, uh-huh, cool, I'm going to go take a cold shower now. Yeah, yeah. It was silent. Nobody wanted to talk to him at one point. Nobody wanted to talk to him. So at one point, it was really quiet.

And he was, this was, he was about, you know, he had just announced. So he goes, it's just really quiet. And he goes, you know, I get my secret service tomorrow. And nobody said anything or someone said like, oh, cool. And he goes, but if I want to go get a safe. sandwich. I'll go get a sandwich. I was like, you've never bought a sandwich for yourself. You've never bought a sandwich. Ever.

It is funny. You don't go anywhere by yourself. And also, no, you can't. No, no, no, you can't. That's just not how it works. That's what a child says. It is crazy how many things people will ruin and how awful people will be just to be like, everyone here likes me, right? Like, I don't like me. It's fascinating to watch someone lie to themselves. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That's. I love. learned that exactly what it is. It's like,

yeah, it's everyone who is purely bad just reeks insecurity. Well, yeah. Sometimes. All the best movie villains think they're right.

Of course. No good movie villain is like, I'm evil. They're always like, some really good ones. Like Dr. Evil. Like Dr. Evil? Okay, like Dr.

Okay, Herd, her. Based on Lord Michael. And you know what? That's awesome. But, I think in the spirit of drunk uncle.

Yeah. We really wanted to drink whiskey in the morning. Drink whiskey in the morning. And it's 11 a.m., which is the perfect time to drink whiskey nowadays. So we're all going to take a shot and then say some of our worst opinions. Is that something you're into? Yeah. Okay, great.

Just opinions that you know people are going to get fucking mad at. So this is a segment called We're drinking at 11 a.m. In the spirit of drunk uncle, music! Cut the music! Okay, everyone. Who wants to go first? Well, let's be cheers. Yeah, cheers.

I like your tiny cups. Yeah, thank you. I love a tiny. It says espresso, I love anything tiny. I like to trick people. It says espresso because that's that me espresso. Okay, everyone. All right.

Cheersies. Cheers. Nice. I'm just going to have a little coffee. All right. That was fantastic. Now, I'm sad to say that was Drake's whiskey. So we're already.

starting off great by getting canceled. He's here. He just... Oh, shit. Dr. Drake's here. Oh, shit. Everyone get younger. Um, fuck. Um, okay, so, um... Fuck. God damn it.

Um, so, uh, that's somebody who was not asked to present to the kids and families. Um, okay, we're gonna, um, go around, say some of our worst opinions. Anybody have a really bad opinion they want to start with? I have one that everyone's going to get mad at. Let's go for it, Olivia. Um, everyone's going to get mad at. add that is okay. I'm going to start with. It's okay. It is absolutely okay. Right. Safe space. I don't like Queen. The band? You don't like the band. I don't fuck with Queen really.

It's because you're a huge Benson Boone guy. I love it. No. And you're like that's actually making my guy impure. Yes. Yes. They're taking from him. They're taking from Ben's and backflip. Right. No, yeah. They don't even backflip. I like, I feel like everyone, everyone loves Bohemian Rhapsody. And it's like a moment for everyone when it comes on at karaoke. and everyone's like, this is the best moment on my entire fucking life. And let's play every queen's song. And to me, it's just like, I just don't get it. I don't, it doesn't register with me.

I don't like it. Everyone else is allowed to like it. But I just don't really get it. Yeah, totally. And that's my, and that's, and people get really pissed when I say that. Okay, what would you like to replace the cultural impact of Bohemian Rhapsody with? Oh my God. Yeah, I think people like Wayne's World.

Yeah. More than they like Queen sometimes. Yeah. Or at least younger people. Yeah. Because they assume it's from, I did not know who Queen was until Wayne's World. Really? Oh, interesting.

I feel like they came on my radar because of Wayne's World. Yeah, but I'm much older than you. Both of you. Interesting. Yeah. I, and just to double up, I don't really, I don't really vibe with Michael Jackson's music either. And I know that's crazy. It's because you're, yeah, I know, right?

You don't vibe with his music, but you do vibe with his allegations. I do vibe with his allegations. I love everything he's done in his personal life. choices and then moonwalking. Saying I vibe with his allegations is tough. I'm holding the kid out. No, I just, it's just not the genre of music that I connect to. It's not Benson Boone.

It's not Benson Boone. No, yeah, if I were to replace it with something, it would definitely, yeah, it would definitely be Daddy Says No by the Hashack Sisters. Great song. Can we play Daddy Says No by the Hashach Sisters? Have you heard that? Have you heard that song? It's the best song.

None of those words make sense to me. me tell you something. They shouldn't because I'd be scared if they did. It is a bunch of little girls. Yeah. They are all sisters. They sing this song called Daddy Says No. And Olivia and I lost like two years of our life to this song. Yeah, all we do is sing this song. And it's already terrifying. Yeah, it's great. It's awesome. And listen, yeah, if this was, if this was happening every time someone played Bohemian Rhapsody, I would be super connected to it. Oh, I don't know what Trimphia is for, but that person looks sick. Yeah, they do not look well. Okay, here we go. Wait, why are we out here again is a fantastic opening line.

It's like the exact opposite of improv being like, I don't know where we are, but why are we here? Children in the woods. Daddy. Wait, why are we out here again? I just wanted you to know what that is. I appreciate it. Yeah, that's my favorite song of all time. It's a great opinion.

Yeah, I mean, it's technically not. Technically everyone's going to hate it, but I am okay with that. And let me tell you, I am stoked with whatever you like or don't like music. You know what? I don't agree with your opinion. I said that was a great opinion because I just wanted to be supportive. Oh, I love that. I kind of do a little bit. Like, I'm not a, like, I get it. Yeah. Weirdly enough, mine was going to be, um, I don't like Dave Matthews. Oh, well, yeah. But I think they're fantastic. Right. I just, it just doesn't resonate with you. It just that was what came out when I was in college was that Dave Matthews like surge, so I don't want to hear it again. So what would you like to replace the Dave Matthews band with?

And it doesn't even have to be a band. It can be anything. It can be an experience. It can be an experience. Yeah. It can be anything. Like instead of the Dave Matthews band playing in like a grocery store, this is happening. Yeah.

Maybe a hug. A hug. You heard it here. Replace the Dave Matthews band with a hug. That's actually not bad at all. I think any band being replaced with a hug, as long as the hug is consensual between both parties. Yeah, as long as the hug is between. We don't want to chase you down.

Oh, I, I literally meant Dave Matthews would come into the grocery store, give you a hug. Oh, he himself. And apologize for his music. He comes to. I'm sorry, guys. Whenever I hear that, dun, dun, I go like, my brain stops because I'm automatically in college. That's so good. Yeah, I mean, maybe, yeah, maybe we just need to get him on the podcast.

And guys, we have Dave Matthews. Yeah, he's going to Drake this whole time. They're so shy. Matthews and Drake are like telling secrets in the back of the studio. And they did drop their shit on a bridge. That is true. We dropped their shit on a bridge. You don't remember this?

The Dave Matthews Van got in trouble for emptying their tour bus, toilets while they were on a bridge and it landed on a bunch of people. And were the people grateful? Yeah. Were they grateful at least? Or were they upset? They were not happy. I believe there was some litigation. I guess that makes sense.

Well, I vibe with those litigations. Yeah, I vibe with those. You guys need your logo on the front and I vibe with the Haitian accusations. I vibe with all the Asians. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, dropping your shit on a bridge is something you can't do actually. Yeah, I mean, you can apparently, but no one likes it. But you shouldn't.

Yeah, I mean, this is a great headline for some chiching. We realize that every bad headline needs to have chiching in the headline. Let me find it. There we go. We saw one that was like, a massive car pile up and it started with like, cha-ching, and it's like, why? It was like, it was like,

cha-ching, giant car pile up of a bunch of quarters. Like a truck holding a bunch of quarters crashed into another truck and people are severely injured. Chiching. And we were like, no, no chiching on that. You can't put chiching there. So now we put chiching in every bad headline. I like it.

A really bad opinion I have. Yeah, what's your opinion? I think Olive Garden should be its own food genre. Oh, it's not Italian. It's not Italian. Right. Because every time you go in, they're like, we're trying something new today. It's like the Italian Tower meal.

And it's pasta dipped in nacho cheese with fuck sauce. Yeah, it's got fuck sauce. And it's going to be displayed on top of pretzels. Yeah. And it's your birthday, so there's a candle in it. And you're like, what are you talking about? And you have to order it from the iPad. And I'm going to charge you from ordering it from the iPad.

Yeah. And you're like, what are you talking about? It's like insane, but I think she loves all of them. But I fucking love it. We did her birthday at Olive Garden and we all took a trashy olive garden. We all dressed trashy and then we all took a shot of Peptobismol afterwards. Yeah. In a parking lot.

In a parking lot. It was really trashy. We should have taken it before. Well, no, that makes no sense. No, you can't really pregame with Peptobosmol. But I will say like I do think that like it's its own thing. And I think it's actually like Michelin Starworthy. Of its own category.

And I think it could be its own. spot on the food pyramid. Oh, wow. Okay, I love that. I agree. Thank you. It's a, it's a unique treat. So it is. Here's something, here's a fun. I love a chain restaurant. Me too. A garden hat. And you could actually do this sincerely because you're an actual celebrity. We used to call Olive Garden when it was booked and we would be like, hey, we have a, we need a table for three. We have kind of like a, what were we calling it? We would call it like a guest of a person of notoriety. Like we would basically basically call as a fake assistant and be like, hey, can we like get a table? Because like there's someone who's like, you know, a big deal.

And then we would get a table and we would all come in with baseball caps and sunglasses and see the waiters kind of try to guess who it was. And it would be none of us. And then they would like give us bottles of olive garden wine. But you could actually get that for real without tricking anyone. I'm going to start doing it. Yeah, you should. Only at all of course. You can call as your own.

Hey, just, you know, we have. Yeah. And they do it. And then you should go by yourself. I'll do Muppets take Manhattan style I'll get some rats to hide under the table and go touch that guy from TV

10 years ago Wait speaking of Muppets from Manhattan Aren't you a puppet a puppeteer Can you take puppet classes? I am the farthest thing from a puppeteer My wife was in Avenue Q on Broadway She's a puppeteer Wait as who?

I think Lucy Wait, what? Oh she's losing her shit That's everything Sick Yeah The first I... That's so cool. I'm 99.9% sure.

Well, no, I am sure. The first time I saw my wife was when she was on Good Morning America with doing like a loop. I went like, I went, that's a hot puppeteer. You don't see that of it. Yeah. And she's playing a hot puppet. Or a female puppeteer even. And I, and then...

It's rare. Yeah, Brito Malley. Oh, yeah. I love that. Did you like seek her out? Were you like, okay, now? Let me find her. I remember seeing her on that thing.

And then I was teaching. That's her. That's what she looks like. And then you have kids with this. Yeah. And then I was teaching an improv class and the door opened. And I was like, that's that girl. That's the girl from Avenue Q. And then we waited until the class was over because I didn't want to get, I didn't want

to get fired. Fair. And lose $120 before Texas each week. And the night of the last class, we said we should go out on a date and we're married. And we never, that was, and yeah, it was like a couple of weeks before I got SNL. And when I got SNL, I called my mom and then I called her. And I, like, to this day, I went. Like, I think I got, like, that was like I knew then.

Yeah, like you're like automatically calling her being like, hey, this is. Yeah, it was like, hey, this happened. So if you want to come on this journey with any kind of thing. Yeah. That's the cutest thing in the freaking world. That's so sweet. Then we have two kids. She's just a puppet. She's just a puppet.

We're obsessed with puppets. But you took puppet classes. I went to University of Connecticut, which had, I believe, is the only school in America that has a puppetry department. I don't know if I'm right. But it wasn't a department. Oh, yeah. And I took some classes with those guys. With like the, I took a couple like shadow puppet and like stuff like that.

With those guys meaning those puppets? No, those pop. Like very famous puppet like Bart Rackaburger. and a lot of those guys who are now titans of the puppet industry. I thought you were referring to the puppets as those guys. And I was like, that's so cash. I worked with the Muppets a few times.

And they literally treat Miss Piggy differently than the rest of the Muppets. The puppet itself? Yes. Like the crew and everyone. Everyone has wild. I mean, like she has her own section, her hair. Like there is a great deal.

She is treated better than the other Muppets, rightfully so. and then like you realize like famous people come backstage like Elton John comes backstage like hello, okay I met and then sees Miss Piggy and it's like oh my God

and freaks out like it's Oh that's my favorite thing I've ever heard my phone Yeah it's like they're wildly famous Yeah they really are They're really good Dave Goals

The guy who plays Gonzo told me a story once about He's like I've done the Today show for 30 years Yeah And I left my keys up there The last time And I went and they would not let me back upstairs to get my keys and then I showed them Gonzo and they were like right this way.

That is like that's like it's crazy. Wow. Yeah. Piggy gets treated like a, like a, as the as the star she is. I mean, that is. Yeah. That's always nice to hear when someone's given the respect that they deserve. Yes, very much so. Yeah.

She's also like, she's kind of like a cabaret vaudevillian icon. Yeah. I mean, she's just a presence. Yeah. Oh. What a trailblazer. Look at her. She's the Marilyn Monroe of non-humans.

It's so true. Yeah, look at her. Foccingly always played by a man. Wow. Wow. Crazy, right? I mean, she's... I mean, but she's drag.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe she's just like the ultimate puppet drag. Miss Piggy is drag. Yeah, for sure. Whatever she is, we love her. She's running the show. Yeah, she's absolutely running.

She's running my show. Do you think the other Muppets are going to strike at any point because they want to get paid more? Never. They're Muppets. The show must go on. I would wear that so am. I would wear that whole outfit in zero seconds. That's so good.

It's like improv when you tell people you do improv and they go, like, is there like a structure to it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you realize that. And then it's like, try and take a picture of someone, of someone with a professional who has a professional background in puppetry and watch them talk about eyeline. Just eye line of the character for cameras.

It's an art. We got to get some puppets on the show. And to be able, to be able, what I learned to do in the Muppet Show, I did the host of the Muppet Show live at the Hollywood Bowl. That's simple. the O2 in London and just watching someone have to perform while looking at a monitor and reversing what they do. So if you're to the right, they have to go left. Like it's, it's, it's so impressive.

It really is. Yeah. It's a dying art. It's an entire art. No, 100%. Over the pandemic, I recorded a voice thing for one of the puppets at Bob Baker's marionettes, like a voice thing. I haven't heard it yet. I haven't gone there and seen it yet.

Do you think that what they did was they just took your voice and they cut it into a terrible sentence that you didn't actually say. I hope so. Yeah. What did they have you? They had you say specific words. I'm just realizing Eric Edelstein, he's an actor, very funny guy. We were on We Bear Bears together.

He asked me to do it. And I just in this moment went like, oh, yeah, I did that thing and never. Maybe, maybe signing up for credit cards under your voice. We did find out one other thing about you that we found. so fascinating and we do have to ask you about. You recently said something about people, you having to delete your Facebook profile because people were asking you for other people's foot pictures.

Yeah, I'm realizing I never deleted it, number one. I just stopped looking at it. And that in my mind, in my mind that's deleted is, I deleted it from my phone, but I didn't delete the account. Trust me, the internet let me know that. You can still friend request. you. Yeah, exactly. I'm still on Facebook. I just haven't looked

at it in 20 years. Oh, well, no. I looked at it after I said that on television. I realized that I had deleted it from my phone. And people were reaching out to you saying what? When I was on SNL, it didn't happen a lot, but

a couple weird things happened. Like, I got an envelope full of bullets once at work, just like, an envelope with a drawing of one of my characters holding a machine gun and the envelope had bullets in it. And the character was Snucky. No, it was Riblet.

It was Riblet and there was like an amazing anime drawing of Riblet like firing a machine gun and then it had bullets in it. Oh my God. And I instantly was it was instantly taken from my hands. Jesus Christ. But I never had like anybody doing that. It was always like, hey, love you on SNL.

Tell Keenan he's awesome. And if you take a picture of blank's feet. And I was like, what? What are you fucking mean? But it like, it happened enough times that I literally was like, I think I'm done with Facebook. Yeah. Because people keep asking me to like take pictures of people or like,

like a couple times. They ask like for some of the pictures of if you could do me a favor. Yeah. Take a picture of their feet or like. If you would do me a favor. Yeah, it was always like something about their feet. And was there one person more than other people who was being requested? Was there like, yeah, yeah.

That's funny. I don't remember. I still have my account, so I will go look it up. I will send it to you for the next show. Was it only female cast member's feet or were there ever a male cast member's feet? Never a male cast member's feet. That is so fucked up. Yeah.

I have Fred Flintstone feet. Okay. I just got big old feet. My next question was, were you ever offended? They weren't asking for your feet? Yeah. Did you ever feel like? No.

I know I keep coming back to this. Yeah, yeah. But I do have another question about the foot thing. Right. Why did people think you have the most access to other people's feet? Yeah, that's a really good question. I thought about this. I think I'm too nice.

Yeah. Or not, I think I'm a people pleaser, I should say. I think I am someone, like if someone came to SNL and was like, we came here, like, outside, and they were like, we came here from Utah. And they had like, even the whiff of a sob story. And they would be like, could you give us, could you get Kristen Wigg to sign? And I would spend the next, like, hour trying to make that happen for them. And then I would give them tickets.

And then they wouldn't. Like, I had to train myself not to do that because not because I'm too nice. Because I was a people-pleaser. I understand that entirely. The discomfort of someone else being sad is so hard. There's nothing that feels like if you get, like, any time I've been just, like, super physically injured when my appendix burst or whatever, I'm like, this is fine. but when you make someone even just a little bit not happy or just disappointed or let someone down even in the micro way,

it's like, oh, I'm going to throw up for the rest of my life. Yeah. I have spent more time thinking about slights to people who I don't know than taking care of my own body. A hundred percent. Yeah, or like thinking like, I wonder if I, like, making stuff up that I might have done wrong to people being like, I wonder if this person has ever been mad at me for not doing X, Y, Z. And it's like, how the fuck would you know? Every shower I've taken for the past three years has been thinking about some dumb thing I exaggerated.

Yep. For me that's, it's every drive home. Yeah. Every drive home from anything, I'm looking at myself in the mirror, which is also like, pay, put eyes on the road. Eyes on the road. And I'm going like, you fucking. You did it this time. The only bad thing you're doing is not keeping your eyes on the road.

And people sitting next to me and the cars are probably like, what the fuck is she doing? audibly say oh bobby just or bobby oh yeah i say god damn it olivia i say sydney all the time i go like you sydney i like i'll walk around my own house i'll go sydney aaron yeah like because i'll just like be so upset with something i did i'll be alone and i'll just be like i'm so sorry everyone

and it's like what do you fuck for what do either of you have kids is that an okay thing to ask that's okay no it's totally okay to ask I have a dog is that anything that's the same i had 40 pets when i was younger and now i have none 40 is 4 zero it's diane Yeah, I was going to say Diane's pretty cool. They were not legal. Kids are there to show you what a terrible human you are. I love that.

That's beautiful. They really, well, it's just. They pointed out or that they were. Well, it's just innocence and honesty going like, you know, you do this thing and you just go, oh. Yeah. Yes. I'm going to change everything. Yeah.

Yeah. That I will say, okay, so it's not the same. But I nannied for a while and babysat. And yes, yes. Kids would say things to me where I'd be like, you're right. A hundred percent, I'll reflect on that. I have struggled with things for years. And my daughter, like my daughter said something recently, and now it's out of my life.

Like, because it was just like it came from, it just clicked for, it just clicks for some reason when you hear it from someone you love and created. And then all, like, it, it is shocking what you won't do for yourself. I'm getting way too deep. No, no, no. No, no, no, you're not. I had Zach Woods on the podcast. Oh, he was the sweetest. Zach Woods.

Zach Woods. Yeah, he's a gem. If you're out there. Yeah. He is out there. I love you. He's alive still. We love him so much.

He's this. Yes, you guys know each other from like a way back, right? I think one of, and I was talking to my wife about this recently, I think one of the most, like, special things. Like, the 50th anniversary of SNL, kind of hit me really hard. I'm an older, I'm almost 50 myself. I'm not like, I'm not the, the, the cool SNL kid on set anymore.

I'm the dad. Like, you know, and it's, it's, it's, it's, there are, there are 20 and 30 year olds that treat me like, hello, older statesman. And like, it's very, it, it is different. Yeah. And it slowly happens. And you think, I, I've just been thinking.

a lot about everything that has happened and how wonderful and happy I am to be where I am right now and still not completely hate myself. Fuck yeah. And one of the things that I was think about a lot is like I was literally there when Zach Woods walked into the UCB theater and was like, I'm 15. I took the train in from Pennsylvania. My parents don't know. Like, you know, like, and it was like I got like I got to witness so many people's

start at UCB. But Zach Woods is somebody that like, I watched a person show up in a room and then become who he is, like become one of the funniest and smartest people

in the world. And he already was at 15. He's like Keenan. Like they just have the same exact comedic timing they did from the moment they started until now there's no change other than like, fame is crazy.

And that part frightens or, you know, or does something to me. I love that boy with all my heart. He did like a whole therapy session on the episode. Like he like was our therapist episode. It was so good. I love him. He is, he's so quick and he's so smart. He's so smart.

And also just like so talented, good guy. We're just Zach Woods fan club over here. Same. Same. Yeah. Really huge fan. And also, um, you mentioned Keenan. Like that is like one of those people who you just see like a career of and you're like,

oh yeah, you were just always a star. Like, yeah, he's he he he is somebody that I think about often as far as like how to conduct yourself or or you know like he he was he was there I don't think I he was one of the only people I never saw upset on no he was just working that's great that's he had been doing it since he was a fetus and that's the thing is it's like the people who the people who are the coolest to me are the people who just love doing the thing and it's not about the ego it's not about them being like, you know, it's just about being like, I, I am so happy I get to do the thing I love, and that's my thing. Yeah. It's just cool. Is, I, I'm sure, like, you know, for you,

you were saying things like the S&L 50th and things like that have really, you know, been a reminder of like, oh, wow, look at this amazing thing that I've done. Do your kids see something else in your career and go like, that's it. That's the thing. That's, like, just starting to happen. Like, just, I think, like, the eight-year-old is just starting to realize, like, my job is making that stuff. Yeah. So, like, that's, like, she will hear my voice. Like, she likes the movie Secret Life of Pets, and I'm in that.

But, like... Do you know Sincol Paul? I'm sorry? Do you know Sincolpal Paul who wrote that? Yeah. He was our, like, high school improv coach, and that's how he met. Oh, no way. Yeah.

Sorry, Casson. Oh, sorry, Cass. He's our third dad. He's our third dad. He's our second dad when we were children. This is our second dad when we're adults. Cassim G is our second dad now. So sorry.

Okay, so wow, holy shit. Oh, wow. Okay, fucking fine. Really cool. Oh, my God. Well, okay, I'm going to get punished. We're going to get our phones taken. They don't know yet.

I'm in a Pixar movie that comes out in 2026 and like they showed a picture recently. And like she is like, so when do I get to see that? Like there's a little bit of there's a little bit of like, I'm curious. what that's going to be because like she's like I'm an inside out and stuff and she'll hear my voice and go like is that you? Yeah. And I go, yeah. She goes like, weird. Okay.

Or like they'll be watching a commercial for something else and a commercial for a cartoon I'm on will come on and they'll hear my laugh and go like, wait a minute. Like, but it's not. The first real thing was that kind of drunk uncle thing. And then now she's aware of someone that's a little kid at drop off went, hey, drunk uncle. and she went like what does that mean why did they say that and then it was like also explaining what drunk meant yeah yeah yeah yeah like so it's it's it's it's i'm cool with them figuring it out figuring it out on their own also like i want them to find s and l on their own a little bit like the way i did yeah like i found it not because my dad my i got s and l my dad went you got health insurance

good like you know it wasn't a big thing in his life yeah yeah so like he didn't push it on me I found it and thought it was cool. So, like, there's part of me that hopes they do too. That's really cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. I'm sure they will.

I feel like it's just one of those things that, like, everyone connects with at least, like, one generation. 100%. I mean, it's, it's, yeah. Yeah. They always say whoever was on it when you were in high school. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the Yankees.

That was my team. Yeah. 100%. Well, that's why you're our team. Yeah, you're literally. That's bonkers. Yeah. I know.

Bonkers. Yeah. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. I hope I didn't talk through all your stuff. No, no, no.

Is there anything in the whole wide world you want to tell the people promote or, you know, anything in that world? Sure. You can check out. I have a podcast also.

There's, mark my words, there's going to be a point where people are, the joke will be like, you only have one? Like that, I feel like that's coming really soon.

Is that, like, you have to have multiple. Yep. I have a podcast called Who Me with the Batman, the Batman on CBBworld.com, comedy bang, bang, where I play Batman and I interrogate people because I assume they killed my parents. That's incredible. And also, if you could check out, I don't know when this is coming out, but July 15th and I think August 6th at Dynasty Typewriter, a new show called Clean Plate Club. Oh, amazing. It's a fully improvised comedy, but instead of a monologist, we have.

We have culinary host Chris Ying on stage, and he prepares a four-course meal on stage that we don't know about. And he surprises us and sort of tells, like, stories about the theme of the meal. And, like, we do scenes based off of the meals that he makes us. Wow. That's so fun. I want to go to that. Yeah. Like, like, like, I will.

We'll go and go and see us there, too. Yes, there are a spent, you can get tickets for the thing, the show, and the live stream, and we also have what we call splash zone seats. If you come, it's a little bit extra, you sit in the front row and you will also get food. Oh, nice. I thought you were to say that food gets food. I would love to invite you both. You can come whenever and I'll give you those.

That is like everything. That would be the finest thing of the whole wide world. We're so going to that. Yeah. Yeah. You are the coolest ever. Just truly thank you so much. Yeah.

Same here. Thank you. Like, such a dream. You know, I said it earlier. I know it sounds stupid. but actually like an honor. Like so lovely to have you. Same here.

Thank you for dropping the restraining order. We really appreciate it. Thank you for everything you did for me that day. Yeah. It was very, very much. Thank you for being. Thank you for everything you've done for me today.

Oh, I didn't do anything. You played some sound effects that were pretty great. You gave us some whiskey. You were very kind to ask me if I would drink the whiskey beforehand, and I'm not going to lie. I'm glad I did it. Yeah.

I'm a little mad we didn't do too. Oh, we can do another. No, I can drive home. And to that, I say Oh, beautiful. Thank you guys so much for watching. This has been Sid and Olivia Talk shit. Check out on our stuff on Patreon.

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