Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - We've Been Misgendering Bigfoot

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

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Okay, she's actually gorgeous. Okay, so sorry. Wait, I didn't realize she was gorgeous. Okay, so giving bombshell. Okay, it's giving pasta or more. What else is big, you push? What is that? Oh, that's good.

Oh, I keep pressing the gorilla one. Welcome to Sid and Olivia Talksh, I'm the Sud one. I'm the Olivia one. Today, uh, we have no other ones. Um, who did we have? Oh, we had the snake from snakes on a, plane. Ah, the one snake from snakes on a plane. From that movie, Snake on a plane. He is so hard to get now that he's been the titular character of a movie. Yeah, he's too good. He's too good for us. He's too good for podcasts.

Yeah. He's too good for podcasts. And that's the whole thing. And that's the whole thing. And that's fine. I get it. I get it. So listen, if you see a snake on a plane on the street, just respect their privacy. They're not looking for like fan interactions at this time. They're going through some stuff. Yeah. I don't know. I think they're molting. I think they're, going through a molt. Going through a molting. And so you could just leave, molting is what's called, right? Yeah, you mold. When your skin comes off?

Your skin comes off. Well, yeah, like, you know when you and I go into the bathroom and all of our skin comes off? Sure. We have brand new skin underneath. And then we always go molting vibes. Molding vibes. And then we leave our husks in the bathroom and then people can dress up as us. Yeah. It's like if anyone ever wanted a BS for Halloween, just follow us into a bathroom when we're about to mold. Remember on the Spencer episode how I was like I do think humans will evolve to circumcise themselves? Yeah. In that like I think that they'll, their foreskin will molt off. Molot off. Yeah. I'm going to just double down really quick. Oh, okay. Any reason? I just think that's true. Okay. I love it. I like saw, I was watching that episode and I was like, actually,

that's true. Actually like 100%. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, I'm going to double down. I think that people are going to mold off their foreskins in the future. Yeah. Hold off my foreskin. So you guys sent us some unhinged voicemails. Yeah. And you know what? We're going to listen to more of them.

We're going to listen to more of them. We're going to talk to you directly. Yeah. And that's kind of the vibe. And that's what we're going to do. Let's hear a little voice. Oh, sorry. Just going to say, yeah, like everything is so freaky right now.

And hang in there. And thank you for listening if you listen to our stuff. And yeah, just like, it's so, so weird. It's so weird to be like, let's be silly when it's all like, ah. Yeah. But, like, genuinely appreciate all of you guys so much. And the people in our Patreon and the people who, like, send in voice memos or voicemails and stuff, like, I don't know, you guys are all just fucking awesome. And you make our lives better.

And it's just crazy out there. Yeah. Definitely is a dystopian kind of thing. It's like thing on a thing, on a thing, on a thing, on a thing. and we're two white girls. Yeah, it's a dystopian out there, and thanks for being here. And hopefully this is a nice little escape. Hello.

So I left you guys another voicemail in this round, and it was absolutely terrible. So I don't know you're going to use that. So I guess my question would be, have you guys ever completely missed an opportunity and ate shit? Love the show. Bye. Have you ever completely missed an opportunity? and eight shit. And like, what does that mean?

Oh my God, it could mean so many things. Like, it means like in, in like, yeah, looking back. Yeah, looking back. Like, oh, I should have done that. You know, it's so interesting because I could come up with 500 million things. Because one of the things my brain does all the time is tell me all of the things I've fucked up on all the things I haven't done right. The things that maybe could have been if I had just done this one thing differently.

So not only have I fucked up things and ate shit and missed an opportunity, but I can, I've made up a bunch of opportunities I've missed that I might not have even missed. So that's creative. Yeah. I do think there have definitely been a lot of paths that I could have gone down and didn't. And my life could have been very different. And I don't know. I don't know. It's one of those things you can't really think about for too long. because they're like, I have no idea. Well, and it's also just like, oh, you're a person with a good imagination. You can imagine so many ways that things could have gone different that aren't even true. And then you can make yourself feel bad for them, and it's not even real. I am a person weirdly enough, and I don't think this is, I don't know how common this is, but I'm a person, I regret a lot more stuff I did than stuff I didn't do.

Like, people always say, like, oh, you know, just do it because like you'll always regret what you didn't do. And it's like there are a couple things I didn't do that I regret, but I regret way more stuff that I actually did. Yeah, I think that makes sense. Like, I definitely think there are, I also have a really bad memory. So I'm like trying to consciously. I'm cursed with every memory of all time constantly and I'm always trying to fight them off and being like, I'm probably misrepresenting it in my head anyway. Yeah. I'm like, I like try to remember specific things.

And I'm like, I don't remember that year. Yeah. I don't remember. Yeah, I feel like there have been a lot of like almosts that we've had where it's like, oh, we really think that this opportunity is going to happen. And then something totally wrecked it and took it away from us that is so comically out of our control. But then my brain won't let that happen.

So I try to figure out how I caused the thing that was out of our control. Like, oh, well, you know, like let's say the writer's strike, right? Like we have projects and then all of a sudden there's the writer's strike and we can't work for a really long time. And it's like, my brain won't let me go like, well, that was out of your control. It's like, well, but if I had just done this better earlier and been less this, this, this and that, then I would have been in this place by that time. And then it wouldn't have even mattered that da-da-da-da-da. And the writer's strike wouldn't have happened because on this timeline, did italy-de-de.

And that's just like illness. Yeah. See, my brain just goes, you could have been a Spanish teacher. Here's the thing that was in me. You still can. Like, like, you've been a Spanish teacher. No, but like, you actually still can because. But I forgot my Spanish.

But it's a muscle. When I was a Spanish tutor, I was like in my pocket. But it's in there. Like, it's in there. It's not in there. I was listening to songs that I haven't heard in like 10 years. And I knew all the lyrics. Like the Star Spangled Banner.

Like the Star Spangled Banner. No, like end of the world as we know it by REM. I knew. And that's like a, that's a song that's like all. Like that's like you cut up a newspaper and put in random. But remember earlier you were like, I have a really good memory. And I was like, I have a really bad memory. What's the next voicemail?

You can still be a Spanish teacher. We can move to Portland together and become you being... I can't be a Spanish teacher anymore because my Spanish is gone. We'll bring it back. I'll be a teacher in regular things. I'll be regular. Hey, I'll teach you how to do regular things. I'll be regular things.

We might escape to another country, still do the podcast, and just give up these jobs and do other jobs that are normal. A child teacher where I would like to take care of animals. But there's no money in that. But I don't care. There's no money in anything. No, I would love to take care of animals too. I just have no idea how. I do know how and I can teach you and you can teach me how to forget Spanish.

Okay, perfect. I was going to say Spanish. Okay. Anyway, sorry everyone. Hi. Hi, Sid. Hi, Olivia. My name is Mitch.

Hi, Mitch. I'm the Discord on Dredigan number one fan. My favorite episode of the podcast is the mental health is sexy episode. I always like to turn it on whenever I'm having like a stressful day or I'm going through a lot, you know. It helps like, helps me ground myself and reminds me I'm not alone in my struggles. So with that being said, my question is, are we ever going to get a sequel to your books? I'm really curious to see what Michaela and her big scary grickle are up to. And whatever happened with the funnel bugfish.

Wait, that's such a great thing. So yeah. Thank you very much. That's all. Bye bye. Oh, my God. I love you, Mitch. So true.

That is such a good point. Thank you, Mitch. I know my, I kind of am like it would be in another world, I would be Dr. Seuss. Like it would be so fun to just write. We might be entering another world very soon. true. But like, it would, it would be really fun. What do you think Michaela and her Grickle are up to now? Oh, my gosh. Well, it depends on where we want the arc to go, right? There are so many options. If we want the arc to be more realistic, maybe it's not great, right? Like, it could have been that her

grickle was either, is either, you know, gotten mutated into something slightly different. That's like, she has to learn how to deal with that or has gotten worse in so many ways as she's gotten older. I assume she's either a teenager or adult now. She was like a kid or something in the let's make her an adult and it's probably something that's probably just more intense and more smarter and more specific or no I think that's the only way it could have gone. Was the was was the photo bug fishing? Yeah. It was it was he had a growth that was benign. It wasn't a tumor and that symbolized depression. Maybe. I know he had depression. Yeah, but I think he had a growth. I know his parents were dead. His parents were dead. That was on every page. But I think he also had a growth that was like a little mean thing that like symbolized

depression. It was not a tumor. It was not a tumor. It was benign. It was benign. And it was a grown. I mean, it wasn't benign emotionally. Right. But what is? But it was a growth. Yeah, it was a growth. And my guess is if we were to fast forward to 2026, maybe that growth would have reproduced asexually. Oh, nice. Me too. And split apart via mitosis. That's mitosis. That's mitosis. right? Well, yeah, that's what the cell does. Okay, so it's kind of the growth is kind of like a cell. Yeah, and it's benign. It splits apart and via mitosis, and then it kind of like splits again and again and again

and runs off and attaches to more people. Because that's what I was, I was like, I want to meet more of the fuddlebug fish. Yeah. So I think in 2026, so many of the fish under the sea have depression. Have growth. Yeah. And there has to be like a whole song about how like sometimes your growth is chemical. and sometimes your growth is situational.

From the news. And sometimes your growth is from your life. And sometimes your growth is chemical. Yeah. Again. Sometimes it's a combination of everything. And most often it's a combination of everything. And then like the fuddlebug fish who is like doing the pharmacy work

starts getting inundated with so many orders. And then he gets depressed. Yeah, it's awesome. So that would be the secret. I would love to do another mental health as sexy episode. I would love to write more bad horrifying children's books about mental health stuff just because there's so much more to talk about. Absolutely.

And like, why not talk about it in rhyme? I love a rhyme. Thank you for the pitch. Thank you so much, Mitch. Sorry, did not mean to rhyme, but rhyming. Hey, Sid and Olivia, I've been a fan of yours for a few years now. One of my favorite sketches of yours was when you did a while back that I found on your YouTube page, you did it with Brett Bay on and he was playing like an asexual bouncer.

Very good sketch. But I was curious, just, you know, you guys have a real talent for making people feel, like, making marginalized groups feel included. But, like, not making them the butt of the joke. And I just kind of wonder about how you implement that in your comedy. So that's the question I had, mainly just saying thank you for making that sketch because it made me feel seen. And hope you guys are having a great day. Bye. Hey, hope you're having a great day.

Yeah. So funny. I haven't thought of that sketch in a thousand years. That sketch, okay, so if you guys want to look up that sketch at some point, it's, I think it's called like when you're something about a fake ID, and it's on our YouTube channel. Yeah, it's something we were in college or something, and we did a sketch about us trying to get in with a fake ID, and it just gets progressively more fake. And I think one of the runners is that we try to, our friend Brett played the bouncer, and I think we're like, fine, like we'll try, like, I think we hit on him or something to get in.

And he like is just like, no, I'm ace. And then we're like, he like, I think goes into detail more so about what that means. But I don't know. That's really, first off, that's really nice of you to say. Yeah, I think, I think, yeah, I think the, the, we're always the butt of the joke or we at least try to always be the butt of the joke. Or if you're like punching kind of up, you're allowed to do that. But which is kind of only like white guys. Yeah, the only straight white guys.

Other than that. The only group of less marginalized. Yeah. Like, that's kind of the only the one you can punch. But, yeah, I think the, if I am remembering correctly, I think in that specific sketch, I think the reason it was funny that we had him go into the specifics of his asexuality was because it was like wrong place, wrong time. Like, it was like, he doesn't need to.

There's a line of people. And there's like something funny about somebody. explaining something to you that it's like, we'll never see each other again. Yeah. And also like, it doesn't really matter. Like, I'm glad that you know your thing, but it is so funny that he's just telling us that. Yeah. And I think like specificity is what makes it funny. And it's not like, oh, let's mischaracterized like what a, you know, it's like, he's just being, I don't know, like. There's just something funny about people over sharing. And I especially think like somebody explaining to you their relationships and like what's going on in their romantic life when they're

like in a professional setting is fun. Yeah. So I think that that's probably how it, you know. Yeah, it's like there's an absurdity to being overly specific even if what you're being overly specific about is just something real. Yeah. But also, A, love Brett. B, the craziest thing about that sketch is that we all went to the hospital afterwards, not Brett, but me, Sid, our friend Vince, who was, was Vince filming? Or was Vince in it? Vince might have been. No, I think, I think filming it. But I think he had He went into anaphylactic shock. Is that what he's called?

Yeah. We all went to the federal afterwards. And Vince got something that he was, they didn't tell him had pine nuts in it. And we all had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. And I was blasted because I was like, whoa, sketch done. I'm like 21. Let's have too many drinks. And then we had to go to the hospital and I was in the waiting room blasted.

You were filming people in the waiting room. Because I was like, this is crazy. And it's like, no, it's not. Like, it's a hospital. It's not crazy. And I was like, this is crazy. These people are so, look at it. Like, no.

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BetMGEM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Hey, Lib Nocivia. So I always love hearing about crazy dreams. So I was wondering if you had any interesting dreams. You haven't shared on the pod before. Thank you. Thank you. I feel like we always are having kind of strange dreams.

All my dreams are nightmares. The biggest thing is when I was in sixth grade, I used to have a recurring dream that I was sitting in a room with a light bulb going on and off, and I'd get it all the time. Wow. And I don't get that dream anymore. That's good. Now I mostly get dreams being like,

Remember this random person from your past? They hate you. Yes, yes. I had a dream recently where everything I had to help a bunch of people get out of a fire. A building was on fire and I was trying to help a bunch of people and animals get out of the building. And everyone I touched died. That's awesome. It was awful. Yeah, that is like really a lose. Everything and everyone I touched died.

So I was like, but I was trying to get them out of the building. And it took me a while to realize they were dying because I was touching them. It's awful. That was like two weeks ago that I had that dream. Yeah. But I used to have way, way funnier nightmares, like way more whimsical, like crazy mad-lips nightmares. Yeah. And I'm kind of like, can we bring those back?

Like, if it's going to be stressed no matter what, can we bring back like the fact that like I have a teacher like who's like this like a six-foot-tall woman with a beard that's spray-painted Lakers colors? And she's like, okay, freshmen, we have to go shoot at the seniors because it's shoot at the seniors day. and then like that's crazy. Yeah. Like that's still bad, but it's at least wild. Yeah, I also think it is, I didn't think that at 31 I would still be having dreams about being late for classes or missing classes the entire year and not graduating. And turns out that's a dream everybody has for their whole life. My dad still has that dream.

Yeah, Cass, do you have that? No, I still get dreams that I'm working at Best Buy because I work there for 10 years. Yeah. So whenever I'm having anxiety around like money or something like that, I go into those dreams. Best Pie. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm just going to go. I have to go back to Best Buy. This is what my future is.

Actually, I have had some JCPenis horror dreams because I worked at JCPenny in high school and I was in the men's department. And I would always call it JCPenis. And then on my last day, I accidentally said JCPenest to like three different customers. That's fucking awesome. I was like, thank you for coming to JCPenus. Fuck Penny. That's even better. Fuck Penny.

Fuck Penny. It's Jason penis. On my lunch break, I would go get an extra piercing from Claire's. I like really was so awful with that job. But I still have... You were like a kid. I know, but I'll still... Because I was in high school and I'll still have dreams that somebody's applying for a credit card.

And I have to go, I'm so sorry. You don't have an active social security number and you cannot get this credit card. And that just sucks because you're like, I'm 16. Which, like, I did have to do so many times and I really hated doing it because I would be like, I'm so sorry. And then they'd be like, I wanted the discount. And I'd be like, I'll still give you the discount. That's everything.

But I'm so sorry. I can't do this. I don't know how to bypass this in the system. Yeah. But everyone was getting discounts for me. I was like, discount, discount, discount, free tie. I don't give a fuck.

Somebody would be stealing. I'd be like, fuck you, go girl. I love that for you. Fuck you. Go girl. Fuck you. Go girl. I was just sitting in the dressing room watching trading spouses or whatever.

That's the only thing to do. That was the only show to do. And then some guy was like, excuse me, can you tell me if these underwear fit? And I was like, I'm going to kill myself. I'm underage. I will not be telling you if they fit. And I will not. quit on a kiosk, the kiosk where you like check in. Because so many people quit, right? Yeah, so many people

were quitting this JCPenny that I was able to go to the kiosk where you sign in. And there was a button that's like, you want to quit? And I was like, yep. And didn't talk to anyone. Oh, that's my dream. The ability to quit things without talking to anyone is like a dream. No two weeks notice. Sorry, JCPen. No social interaction where I'm like, oh no, I have to talk like just. And that's what you get for hiring a teenager in the JCPenny men section. Like, they're not going to take this seriously? No. No. You, this is not, you hire for this. You did this to yourself. You did this to yourself. Fictim blaming. Hire someone like me now. Yeah. Yeah. Now I take it seriously and I would do a great job. I would do a great job, J.C. Penny if you want to have me back. Yeah, absolutely. I would do

great. We should start a campaign. Yes. Yeah. Hire me at J.C. Penny. Yeah. Well, if we have any really fucked up dreams from this point on, we can do a most recent dream segment, you know, oh yeah, totally. We'll write down our terrifying dreams and we'll bring it to you. Yeah, good day. Um, Pauline. Um, Pauline. from Australia. I had to change my phone plan to make this call. So my question is... Wait, is that real?

Was that worth it? Yeah, have a good one. Okay. I love you. I... Oh, that was awesome. Was that... Wait, is that true?

Or is that a fake? Well, here's the thing. If it is true and this person had to change their phone plan... There's no way. To call and then say, was that worth it? They're the coolest. Like that's the funniest thing I've ever. Yeah, I will say that's the funniest version of that.

Yeah. I'm like, do you have to change your phone plan? No way. I've heard some people say that they had trouble with like international calls because they, they were like, do you have a WhatsApp? So maybe look into that. Okay. If you actually did have to change your phone plan, that's so funny.

Yeah, I will say that you did it just to leave that. Like that's. It wasn't worth it, but that's what makes it so worth it. Does that make sense? It wasn't worth it. That's what makes it so funny. Doing things where you're like, oh, I went above and beyond for this thing that's so minimal and doesn't matter. Always funny. Yeah. I spent a month changing to Kaiser only to change back without getting the thing I needed.

Right. And that is sad. Yeah. You know what it is? It's like annoying. It's like if I was five years younger, I would have just been like sobbing my eyes out about it. But now I'm just like, yeah, that's fine. That's normal. Everything's like that. Everything is like that. Who cares? Yeah. So that's better. Whatever. I don't know if that's detachment or dissociation or numbness, but it feels a lot better.

Listen, I'm so honored. I'm honored that you changed your phone plan. And I guess my question now is, what are your added little things that you have on your new phone plan? Text us. Any fun games? Tetris alert? Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. Can you get hayday on the new phone plan? And I'm also just choosing to believe that that's true because even if it's not, it's way more fun if I believe that it's true. And what is, what is objective? reality. I know that's like the whole God argument. Yeah. What? Yeah. If you choose to believe it so much more fun sometimes. Yeah, especially if you believe that God has a big slide. Right. That's more fun. That's so fun. I will say this year I decided I was going to believe in astrology and it's not been working well for me. My mom just texted us a sketch idea. Great. This year, I saw a thing that was like

Capricorns are going to have such a good year, especially January, February, March. Yeah. So I was like, oh my God, I'm going to 100% just choose to believe this. And then my roof came off. Yeah. Here's what's funny. I have a thing in my brain where I think that when I have like a specific thing where I'm like every time I do something like that where I go like, oh, I'm going to lean into this or I'm going to believe in this or I'm going to put faith in this. It always goes so comically wrong. Yeah. That's how it's been. After I've chosen to put faith in something that I don't know if that's just a pattern I'm seeing more often than it's happening or if like I don't know if that's OCD or if that's real, but I don't care. I'm just not putting faith in a lot right now.

It's like reverse manifestation. Yes, exactly. When I go to my, when I say like, well, you know, everything's probably going to end up not great, then something might be okay. The thing I've been saying is I'm going to control what I can control. I'm going to put good energy into doing what I can do, I'm going to try to move forward, do everything I can do, and I truly can't control fucking anything else. Yeah. And that's, I think,

a good middle ground. I think there's also something really beautiful about thinking about what your plan D would be, like not even your plan B, like your plan like D of like, okay, all these things don't work out, what do I do? Because sometimes you get really creative with it and you go like, I move

to farm in pink, blank, blank, blank, The thing is like none of my... What was that? Literally, what's your plan D? You moved to farm and blink, blunk, blunk. What was that? I didn't sleep last night.

No. What was that? The thing. Most of my plans involved moving. So if you ever want to move, just let me know where. Oh, I love thinking about me. And I'll move there and then we can do whatever. But the step one is moving far away.

I'm also kind of like, wouldn't it be fun to make a bunch of different Pinterest boards for like different places you could possibly start a new life? Absolutely. And then being like, which one would I do? Yeah. Like if in this, in Pinterest board A, my life is I'm a milkmaid in Sweden and I have four children. Right. That's an option. That's an option. In Pinterest board B, I'm a boss bitch in heart in charge in Harlem. I'm a boss bitch in Harlem and I have four kids. I have four kids in every reality. Either I'm a milkweed in Sweden and I have four kids or I'm a boss bitch in Harlem and I have four kids. Yeah, I mean, that's awesome. You can do anything.

I'm a Spanish teacher in Portland, and I have four kids. Also, in none of my plans, would I ever want four kids? No, I've never want more than two kids. I have no four kids plans. If I ever had kids, it would not be more than two. I have no four kids plans. Oh, my God, I was just the most expensive choice you could ever make having four kids. I was babysitting a child and he's eight and we were playing wall ball.

And he said, what did he call me? He was like trash talking me. And he called me, he was like, yeah, he was like, you're a stink whiz. And I was like, a what? And he was like, you're a stink whiz. And I was like, what does that even mean? I was like, is that a real term? He goes, yeah, it means you're stinky with Riz.

What? And I was like, what? Stinky with Riz? Well, that's actually more of a compliment than I thought it was going to be. At first I thought he was going to, I thought you were going to say stink witch. And then I was going to be like, that's an awesome thing. No, stink whiz. Stink whiz.

And then, um. Kind of sounds good. Yeah, I'm a stink whiz. And then, uh, but then he also did say that, um, my mama is so ugly that I can't look at her or something. Like, I don't know. It was like a your mama thing, but it didn't quite pan out. Yeah.

As anything. Give him like two, three more years. And then we tried to do improvised year mama things, but I couldn't come up with any. And it was so embarrassing. Also, you know his mom. Yeah. Yeah. I love her.

Yeah. So it's like, you can't like, like, You can't really do that because then there's a world where he comes to his mom and goes, like, you know what Sid said? So true. Okay, let's listen to another lot. I've been a big fan of the podcast and y'all for a while now. And I just wanted to call and give a suggestion for the next Love Island. Yes.

Yes. I was wondering if we could see like some cryptids in there, like Moss Man, Bigfoot, Love and Frogman, stuff like that. for maybe either like one of the contestants could be something like that or maybe we could have like a a possum or with a bunch of different cryptids yeah i don't know i just figured a pitch like putting in a cryptid as one of the uh love island parts so yeah uh hope you all have a great day that's awesome that is an excellent suggestion i think that's 100% needs to happen uh thank you for that 100% that's what's 100%. I also think there's something really funny about, especially like the Bigfoot photo of him like being like, there is something funny about that being included. It's a her. Did we miss gender Bigfoot?

Her name is Maddie? What? Can we get into this a little bit? Yeah. Also, guys, can you send us cryptids? Because I've gotten more. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Bigfoot's name is Patty? The one in that famous photo is Patty. It was taken by Roger Gimlin and Bob, Bob Gimlin and Roger Patterson. So he just named it after his own last name. And she has big old swinging titties and that's why. Do she have tities? Can we look that up really quickly? Look up Bigfoot tities question mark, question mark, question mark.

Bigfoot has swinging tities. Wait, I'm so. And she, and interesting. I never have really considered that. Oh. Okay. Oh. Oh, she kind of does. Yeah. Not kind of. Yeah, she's stacked. Sorry, she does. She's totally stacked. Okay, she's actually gorgeous. Okay, so sorry. Wait, I didn't realize she was

gorgeous. Okay, so, so giving bombshell. Okay. It's giving pasta more. What else is big your pussy? Yeah, probably. If that was something I was looking for. Do you want, I want a big, looking for a large, large pussy? Um, she probably does have a large, I'm sure. I'm sure. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what her genitalia is. I don't know. I don't know what her at the same time. At the same time, we are so, we are so far removed from the sexuality of Bigfoot, and I didn't know that until today. I didn't know that until today. We knew nothing about Bigfoot's junk. Also, her legs are stunning. Her legs look like, like really toned. Like, healthy toned, muscular. Yeah, like kickboxing guys. She looked like she works out. Like this woman works out.

Yeah. She looks amazing. I want to follow her gym account. She's also just being very cocky with this pose. Yeah, it's so good. No, that's absolutely. And is her back leg a full leg, do we think? That's such a good question.

I think it's being blocked by a rock, but you never know, right? You really never know. You never know until you get to know something. I do love how her nose is kind of circular and cute. Yeah. God, I love her. Okay, I didn't realize she was so sexy. Yeah, send us more cryptids because I think, A, there might be weird ones.

we don't even know about yet. When Patty Bigfoot takes nudes, you think she takes her fur off? Oh my God, does she molt? Cassam, do you think she molts? Cassam. In your experience, Cassie and John

are receiving nudes from Bigfoot? Yeah. And so we take offense when people sort of make a big joke about cryptids. Oh, for sure. Because we've spent years right.

You know, studying and researching and we've been in the field. We've been to this place, me and John have? You have? Yeah. Have you really? Yeah.

Are you actually saying this is not a bit? Wait, did you go there because Bigfoot was there and you were trying to find Bigfoot? Wait, were you trying to fuck Bigfoot? Well, we weren't, we, I'm not going to presume that Bigfoot would fuck us. No, that's true. That's actually so open. Wow. Wow.

I didn't realize Cass went to find Bigfoot. Cass, what? Where is this video? Oh my God, this is the coolest thing to learn. I'm so excited. So did you find any hints that Bigfoot? Bigfoot would have been there. Guys, if you're still balding in 2026, what are you doing?

So mean. We, but... We spoke to all the, like this gentleman here, his name is Dr. Jeff Meldrum, who's recently passed away. But he's one of the world's most foremost experts on Bigfoot tracks. Whoa. Oh, I'm going to be watching this entire video. What I'm going to be.

Oh, that's true. Yes. We spoke to every major expert in the field of Bigfoot to try and find him. We didn't find him, but we did sort of come away as believers. Wow. And what was the thing that pushed you into being like, I'm a real believer? I know this is real. And I'm so sorry for saying anything about her nudes earlier.

I just want to be sent them. Yeah, that's true. There's just a lot of testimony that's when people tell you. It's just hard not to believe them. There's a lot. There's a lot of really convincing footprint evidence. There's a lot of hair follicle evidence. There's a sort of evolutionary reason why they would be there.

There's an animal that used to exist called gigantopithecus. Okay, that's awesome. Is that like a dinosaur? No, it was essentially what we would call a big foot that did, exist that we have bones of. Is that from like Ice Age vibes? I don't know what, there could totally just be like a couple of them that kept reproducing.

But they were, they were around. And look, I don't want to go off on a tangent here because you guys have a show to do. No, this is really important. This is the most important part of the show so far. My area of expertise, like me and John sort of have spent years in this area. So if you, that's why I raised my hand when that caller said we should do cryptids because I know them all. I have a deep knowledge of them.

I've spent a lot of time where other people would go to school and like work and make money. I spent it, study encrypted. And I think that was a good use of time. I am so happy right now. No, but you can't answer me if Bigfoot takes her fur off to take nudes? No, she doesn't do that. Do you take your skin off to take nudes? Sid does, but I don't.

Well, yeah. Sid does, but I don't. I'm molt. I'm too insecure about my skeletal muscular structure. I'm mold in the bathroom when I take my nudes. You're going through a whole mold thing right now. Yeah, it's the mold episode. Yeah, I'm in my molt era.

Yeah. I'm in my molt era. I was just thinking that, John. John, I was just thinking I love a chocolate malt. Wow, John, you and I are so connected. I literally was just having the thought of like molt. Kind of like malt. Kind of like a chocolate molt.

That's gorgeous. That's gorgeous. I made a milkshake the other day with thin mints. Wow. Vanilla ice cream, some oat milk. thin mints and more thin mints, blended it all up.

Then I was like, this vanilla ice cream is not very cold. Then I was like, my fridge is broken. Oh, no. But, fixed it. Was it good?

Was it good? Really good. Good. I made a smoothie the other day with strawberries. I'm going to sound like such a fucking asshole. I'm going to sound like such a fucking asshole. Strawberries, Greek yogurt,

collagen powder and protein powder and rice milk. And it was fucking awesome. But after what you just said, I sound like an asshole. That's so interesting. You made a milkshake with thinments. I actually made a smoothie with protein. But I like never make smoothies because I don't want to clean the... I have to clean the blender.

It's in the fridge still. The blender's in the fridge? Yeah, because I didn't... With the base? No. It comes off. That's fine. Yeah, I got it.

Because I was like, I don't make smoothies because I never cleaned the blender. But this time, and I was like, this time I did not clean the blender. So. Right. And that's, and that's. Yeah. That's so interesting you put thin mince in your milkshake. I put collagen powder in my smoothie. I was like, already saying it.

I was like, nah, shit. Being angry. Yeah. Fuck, fuck. All right. I love this Bigfoot tangent. And I do think we should do a full episode on Bigfoot. I think we should do like a sleepover vibes, camping vibes.

Yeah. Crypted episode. Would you be down for that? Would you do? I would be honored. then nothing would please me more. We're going to do that. Crypted Sleepover?

Crypted Sleepover? Okay, wait, I'm so excited. Cripted Sleepover. We're doing it. Music! Cut the music! I don't know why. Next question.

Next question. I'm not well. My question is, what do I do to become independent and move out of my parents out? I'm 24, and it feels like it's never going to happen. So I was just wondering how you guys, how did you do it? Thanks. Cass, you want to say your advice first? I'd say study cryptids.

Right. And so that's one option. That's one option. I think another option is I think in certain, and this might not be relatable to you, but if it is, hopefully, whatever. In certain times of my life, I have not made steps moving forward because I've been waiting for every single thing to line up. Often, not every single thing does line up. Sometimes you just have to be like, this is good enough. If I have like enough saved up that I could, you know, do something, like go to a studio or like, or, you know, share an apartment with someone or, you know, find.

Share an apartment with more people than I might even want to. Yeah, I like it more than I'm living with my parents. Honestly, I will say sharing an apartment with like a bunch of people. It is very fun. Yeah. Like that was not really fun. It's really fun. You're like, you have, it's like sleep over every night.

It's so fun. And also I think it's. way, way, way more common now. I agree. Like I, oh, sorry, continue. No, no, I don't know. Oh, no. So I was going to say like, first off, be nice to yourself.

I think we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to like look like a 90s, 20 or 20s, you know, like a person who was in their 20s in the 90s. And like, I have my own place and I have my own everything. And it's just like we live in a very different world right now. Although I will say, I do think there was more of a, a like, force. like facade a while ago where it was like, I promise I'm doing well. And I now think we're in a time where people really will publicize the fact that they're not doing well, which is confusing. Because sometimes you're like, wait, am I supposed to be doing well?

Am I normal? What am I supposed to be doing? But I do think there was like a time when more people were just being like, actually everything is great and I have it all together when maybe they didn't necessarily. And now more people are being like, I don't. think I have it all together. Yeah. Because I'm thinking about like when I was younger and like when I was in college and I would know people who were in their mid 30s from like just like improv stuff. They would be like, oh yeah, I have two roommates. Yeah. And I would be like, oh, I didn't realize

that like real life is just sometimes you have two roommates and you're in your mid 30s and whatever. Yeah. And also like that can be so fun. Like, absolutely. Like, you know, work any weird job have roommates, be nice to yourself. If you want some extra babysitting gigs, I highly recommend care.com. We're not sponsored by them. I just use them. And I do think they're great. And also you can pay for like a little background check on you. It's like 20 bucks. And then all these people will reach out to me like, I need a babysitter. And you're like, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah, I like, I like, yeah, I like, yeah, I like it. I'm starting to do pet stuff on

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Yeah, it's actual. but you can do it. You're great. And it's hard. Or, you know, you can always just move in with me. Yeah, that's true. And also, if you like living with your parents at all, don't feel the pressure to move out like you have. I'll be your parents. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Whatever, guys. Whatever. I'll be your parents. Whatever. It'll be both of your parents. Yeah, watch this. I think you need to be moved. Isn't that exactly like your parents? Exactly like everyone's parents. So parents.

Hi, Sid and Olivia. Oh, hold on. I just got to flush this with it. Remember in the 90s when they were just giving like any comedian or like relatively famous actor a cartoon? Let's say they were giving Sid and Olivia a cartoon in the 90s era on like Fox Kids or something. What's the premise of that? What's it look like? What's the animation style? Tell me everything. Oh, wow.

Wow. Great question. Wow. Okay. So 90s era. So it's not like a current. No. So it can be more fucked up because all those shows were like crazy.

What was like the most popular like? 90s cartoon that a comedian had. It was probably Bobby's World, Howie Mandel. Okay. I think the animation style, I would love if it was non-dominant hand drawings, right? So, like, any, as long as the artist is drawing with their non-dominant hand, and I'm not talking about a really talented artist who, like, knows who's ambidextrous or can draw what their, I think it's a, yeah.

It's like the head isn't totally connected at the top. Yeah, and it's not consistent. It's not consistent. Yeah. The shapes are always changing. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a great idea. So that's, I know that.

It seems to be that these two Bobby's world and what was the last one? Life with Louis. They're like children? They're like children. They're like children. Yeah, they're both kids. Okay, so we're children. So I guess we're children in this cartoon.

Yeah. So in this 90s cartoon, we're children. It's drawn with an artist's non-dominant hand. Yes. And I think maybe we, what's like our gimmick as kids? Maybe that it's like, I mean, there's. such a big chance that we would be going around in a trench coat, but I'm wondering if there's anything. Yeah, right? That's what it is, actually. It's two kids stacked on each other's shoulders.

It's not very original, but it is what it would be. None of these are original. This is what it would be. Yeah. It would be two little kids stacked on each other's shoulders in a trench coat, trying to live an adult life. And then at the end of the day, they go home Hannah Montana style, undo themselves from trench coat vibes. Yeah. There are two children and they're being like, can I have my muck and cheese, please? And that's kind of the vibe. Yeah. And what would they doing as adults. They'd be like... I think they're doing what they think adults do. Right. So they're like, well, adults obviously just go to an office and then they just get money. Yeah. So they're just robbing offices. Yes. Wait, maybe they're criminals. They're criminal children. You're like super cool

criminals on the news. Everyone's like, wow, these criminals are so crime. They make every crime. And their biggest secret is that they're not one criminal. They're two kids. And they can't be sent to adult prison. They'd have to be sent to double juvie. Double juvie. Yeah. Which is how, what it's called. The show is called double juvie. And the theme song, question mark. And the theme song goes, When you're a criminal, life can be hard.

But when you're a kid, you are. Double jury duty. Dury duty. You haven't slept in my entire personality as I've never slept. Double jury duty. Double jury duty. Fuck yourself. Double.

Fuck. It's called double. double juvie and the song goes double jury duty because it's drawn with their not dominant. Everything about the show is so bad. And I'm going to add one more thing. There's a real human hand that comes in over the animation and flips you off the whole like every couple of minutes. It's such a bad show. I would watch that.

I would watch that show every night. If anyone has a non-dominant hand and wants to help us make that show. So hard to find somebody with a non-dominate hand these days. Literally everyone you meet is just dominant hand, dominant hand, dominant hand, dominant hand, dominant hand. Double jury duty. Non-dominate hand could be a subhand. Yeah, a submissive hand or a switch hand. Switch hand or a sub-hand.

So this is my dom hand and this is my sub-hand. This is my top hand. This is my bottom hand. Wow. That is gorgeous. These are my verse hands. These are my first hands. Is this anything?

Guys, these are my first hands. These are my first hands. Is this anything? Okay. There is some goodness in the darkness of it all. What? There's sometimes you're having a good time when it's all terrible. You just ruined that.

That's the number one way to ruin a good time. It's to say, there is some goodness in the dark. There's some good times in the darkness of times. Thanks for reminding me. Okay, guys, that was a great question. Thank you for that. Play the music. Put the music.

Play the music. Hey, Sylvia. This is Joya calling from Chicago. I started taking improv classes a couple of years ago. because I've always loved watching the form and the medium. But I never necessarily considered I consider myself summer, but I figured while I was in Chicago, I had to try. Now I've made some fantastic friends who are very, very good at this comedy stuff,

where I consider myself hanging in there. What do you have for someone who sort of just wants to continue having fun with comedy and improv, but maybe feels like they're not as good as all the people around them? first of all, so happy for you to do improv. That's so fun. So happy for you to be in Chicago. I love Chicago. Chicago's great. The thing it should be first and foremost is fun. The result doesn't actually matter as much. And I think the more you do it, the more you'll realize that. That the people who are doing it for the right reasons are doing it because in the moment you're like, oh my gosh, I'm having so much fun with my friends. The people who are here for the right reasons. The people who are here for the right reasons are The idea of going into an improv class and being like some of you aren't here for the right reasons. But it's true. Yeah. Like having fun with your friends should always be the first most important thing.

Yeah. I also think that most people think that they're not good. Yep. Most people think like, oh, I'm not as good as the other people. Absolutely. It is like very common. I bet you all of your friends who you're like, they're so funny are thinking, I'm not good at this. And they're thinking she's so good at this.

I'm not good at this, you know. And also just like good is subjective. humor is super subjective. It's like what, you know, your style of comedy might like absolutely kill some people and have other people be like, yeah, sure. And vice versa. Like some people, like everyone, different things make different people laugh. And sometimes the funniest thing you can do is just be authentic.

And so, yeah, I think you're doing everything right already. Yeah. I think you're already doing everything right. Just don't stop. Yeah. I also think like with improv specifically, like being the funniest one on stage is, you know, is like totally fun. It'll happen sometimes. Like you're like, oh, wow, I just really hit with this scene, whatever. But it's also like not necessarily the sign that you're the best

improviser on stage. Like there are people that I love improvising with who are not necessarily always like picking to be the funniest. Yeah, it would be like to do the funniest thing. And that's fine and all good. Like you kind of trade off doing whatever. But like the people who are like backing you and being like, oh, I'm going to set this up so that we both look good. I'm going to set this up so you look good. We're going to connect in this moment. Yeah. Yeah.

That's, those are the people you want to do improv with. So maybe, maybe what you're saying is you're like, I'm like setting the groundwork for all these people to look super good. And I'm just like not really shining. It's like you can absolutely go shine. Yeah. And also, yeah. You're doing a lot of really good stuff for your other improvisers.

That's like the best improviser. That's like the best improviser you can possibly be. And every good improviser will clock that. and be like, I want to be in a scene with you. And that's, yeah. 100%. Yeah. Also, just like have so much fun.

Keep doing it. And I love that. It's about fun. It's about fun and it's about you. And I want to go do improv again for therapy reasons. Improv fun. Yeah, improv fun. You guys are fun.

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