Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t - WHIPPING IT OUT AT THE RENAISSANCE FAIRE! 🏰

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

Our Renaissance Faire crush Aaron Bonk is finally here!! Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:12 | Intro 02:37 | Ye Olde Aaron Bonk! 07:38 | We Have Renaissance Faire Questions! 10:34 | When The Whipping Began 14:14 | Aaron Bonk's Safe Word For Today 14:47 | How Freaky is The Renaissance Faire? 20:14 | We Harass Aaron Bonk w/ Our Old Renn Faire Experiences! 28:20 | Can We See Your Whips????? 30:32 | THE WHIP SEGMENT! 32:32 | Update About Patreon 35:55 | Renaissance Era Sexuality and Diseases 38:55 | Renn Faire & Kink Communities Coming Together Bonus content on Syd & Olivia's Patreon! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia This is a 7equis Network Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

the first ye old 60 seconds again. Welcome to the ye old podcast for me. It's the big bad ye old podcast for me. Welcome to the ye old big bad old podcast. I'm the ye old Olivia one. And I'm the ye old Sid one. And this is ye old Sid and Olivia talk ye old shit. Um, if you aren't watching this video and you're just listening and you're like, what in fuck's name is wrong with them this week? Yeah. The answer is the Renaissance Fair. We went to the Renaissance Fair as we do every year. As we have to every year is a required, addicted. By God. By God. God has

made us. And it's our favorite place ever. And obviously we're going to go again this year because like we already went once but that's not enough times for it's only, yeah. And so basically there's a very exciting episode. We're going to freak out. I'm going to

have like a somatic response. Yeah. I'm about to cry. Yeah. I see your eyes glazing over like the life is leaving them. Like I'm about to real life cry. Yeah, I think you are. When I tell you. Yeah. This has been... We've been talking... We've been talking about for truly, like, since 2018, like, latest, maybe before. Olivia and I... Which is like seven years. Love the Renaissance Fair. Oh, we love the Renaissance Fair. It's a huge part of our friendship.

It really is. And an even bigger part of our friendship is this person who we've never met before. before today. And like, none of this is exaggerated. I'm like, real life about to cry. Like, none of this is. Like, I can back up the fact that she's not exaggerating really any element of what she's saying at all. We have someone really cool. Someone here who is, I would say, the king of the Renaissance Fair.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's a huge title. We'll get into that. That's true. So if you know him, you know him. And if you don't, what the fuck is wrong? with you are you are you a person who's never been to the renaissance fair this is i i'm like i'm losing it

this is our guest today is ye old erin bogg aaron boge hi wow wow this is wow good day to thee ye old to that fuck yeah to that that's me speaking like proper renfair fuck yeah to that Absolutely, indeed. Oh, man. It's like, how do you even talk to your idol? Yeah, that's a great question. This is a great question.

It's like, how do you even do it? So we like have been going to the Renaissance Fair for years. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember the first time we saw you, you know, you're walking through the entrancey part. I was dressed as Rumpel-Stillskin.

You were dressed as the Pope. The first time. The first time. Oh, I was dressed as the first time. And we saw this show that was like a... Well, we heard women screaming like there was a disaster. Yes. Like, we heard people screaming like there was like something wrong had happened at the Renfair.

And we were like, oh, no. We were like, oh, no, what happened? Yeah. But turns out it was just a flood in thine pussies. It was just Aaron Bonk happening, ladies and gentlemen. It was just Aaron Bonk happening in that ye old fair. It was just Aaron Bonk happening to that yewold everyone's pussy apparently. Because you were doing like a whip show.

Yeah. And when I tell you this is like Beatlemania at the Renaissance Fair. And it's crazy to watch every year. I sat, we sat in the back and I remember a line of women sitting in front of us all in like, you know, they're like Renaissance costumes. And I swear to God, all anytime anything happened, all of the real life coming. So, so, Aaron Bonk, for the people who don't know anything about any of this, what is it that you do? I do what I call a firewips and swords show. And it's, uh, danger comedy juggling whips, obviously, a lot of whip cracking and, uh, and finale's with fire whip cracking.

Yep. But, uh, yeah, danger comedy stunts. And you're aware, you're aware that people are like freaking out. Yes. Yeah. I wish for that. You just heard it here. Aaron Bonk is aware that people are freaking out.

That's the goal. Yeah. You'll do a lot of bits where you go like, oh, that's for the after dark show. But like the people there are actually like kind of like things you throw in there. It's really a safety issue because I'm doing a fire show and the hay bales that people sit on are dry.

So we need to keep those. Right. Of course. Yeah. And that's actually such a good point. And with the LA fires, you know, we're. And that's huge. And I actually...

So what we're doing actually is we're the new Smokey the Bear. I've actually said this for years, which is Aaron Bonk could have stopped all of the L.A. fires. If he had just made everybody in Los Angeles... What? My... I don't know if we can even keep that in. My real-life X is a straight man and he is going to be jealous that Aaron Bonk is here. Oh, no.

I also have dated people who are upset. with Aaron Bonk and all of them are going to flip their fucking shit. No, they're all going to be so fucking... That is a hard demo. Straight men are a hard demographic. Yeah, it really is. I don't know Aaron Bonk. I don't know what it is. You do have people like chant your name. Yes.

Yeah, and now... I don't tell them to. Is that a real name? Is that a real name? Yes, it is my real name. You were born Aaron Bonk. That's so fucking sick. It's a... Bonk is generally a German or Polish name. It comes from the region right on the border of the two and so it might have been spelled something like B-E-N-K-E when my great-grandfather came over and it got changed.

Heard. But yeah, real name. That's cool. Nobody believes that. Wow. No, I believe you. Yeah, I believe you. And I believe women.

I believe women especially. Okay. Agreed. Okay, everyone. Clip that. How about that? Okay. Okay, so we have so many questions about the Renaissance Fair because we're, you know, like, huge fans.

Yeah. I don't know if you could tell or if you can tell it. if you're watching this video, but the crown I'm wearing right now is a rat crown that I made by myself. And I got a crown of thorns from Amazon, like a Jesus crown of thorns. And I got a bunch of little rats and some twine. And I made this and I wear it every year. And I'm really proud of it. So I just wanted to say that out of that.

Yeah, absolutely. That I made it. That I made it. It's beautiful. Thank you so much. Did you make that? I did. Thank you.

Beautiful. Okay. Keep going with what you were doing. No, I loved that. We have questions about the Renaissance Fair. And we need to know from an insider. Yeah. I'll do my best.

It almost was an insider. But we'll get into that later. We'll get into that later. Dude, I had a fucking, ugh, God, you know what? You know when you just get teased and then you get something ripped away from you? Yes. I really hit it off with this woman at the Renaissance Fair who was working at, like, a dress, you know. I bought her shirt from me.

It was great. And we just became such friends. I think that's when I was in like a sewing phase. I was sewing a lot. You were dressed like the Pope. And I was dressed like the Pope. And we really hit it off. And she was like, do you want to work here next year?

And I was like, I do. I do want to work here next year. But that next year was 2020. My favorite thing is that she was like, one thing we don't do here is drink. And then she poured you a glass of wine. Yeah, that was sick as hell. I love that woman. If you're out there, like, geez, girl.

We were friends. Okay. Okay, so here's the thing. When you are working at the Renaissance Fair, are you guys all camping? Because that's what I picture. Where do you go home? No. Do you go home?

What is home? Some people camp. Some people don't. And it depends on the fair you're at. The one that's here near Los Angeles. Some people camp there, but it's very limited as to how many people they can allow. Because it takes place in a county park. So there's very strict rules about a lot of things.

So where are you saying? Some people camp, some people have campers. I don't have a camper. When I'm here, I rent a place, Airbnb or that kind of thing and stay fairly close to the fair if I can. Got it, got it. Okay, very sick. That's cool. And different people have different arrangements.

Some people who work there are local, so they just go home. Right. Where are you from? Where are you based? I was raised in Cleveland, Ohio. I was born in Allentown, Pennsylvania. Okay. Grew up in Cleveland, Ohio.

I live in Tampa, Florida. Okay. See, these are all things I didn't even know. No, I had no idea. I had no fucking clue. Like, fuck me. I had no fucking idea. No, I had no idea.

Where have you been? I haven't been to any of those places. I might have been to the one in Pennsylvania when I was a child. Fair. But to know that this is an option for your job, like to know that you can be the whip man at the Renaissance Fair and make everyone go crazy. Yeah.

How do you discover that that's something you can do? Because obviously I would imagine that there is some representation either in your real life or in the media that you see and you go like, oh, I could do that. That's a lot of levels to that question. I'm sorry. No, no, it's okay. I got really excited.

Yeah. It's like how do you discover you have the skills? Yeah, how did you discover you're the whip guy? So I started as a juggler when I was 11. I learned basic three-ball juggling, and I really liked it and practiced a lot. Eventually met other jugglers who started bringing me to juggling festivals and conventions. And so I started off as a more of more in the juggling side of things. At one of these juggling festivals, someone was teaching a how to crack a whip workshop. And I signed up because ever since I was a kid and saw Indiana Jones. and Catwoman.

Every time I saw a whip, I was like, that's cool. Yeah. I need to do that one day. So I'm at a juggling festival, and other jugglers, like, let me show you. And I'd crack the whip, even cooler than I thought it was going to be. Like this, more of this. Lots of this. I need more of this.

And then started working it into the show. And then. Wow. Yeah. And now you set them on fire. I do set them on fire. And throw them in the air and catch them. That is now.

So I don't even, I don't do that. That's so crazy. And I don't think I even could. That's so crazy. That's so crazy. That's like sick. Yeah. It's like sick in the head.

Like, what's wrong with you? That's like sick. No, and they're like sick. Yeah, yeah, right. That's why we all love the Renfair, though, because we're all sick. I love the Renfair. I get on stage instead of therapy. Yeah, Vada bum, butabing.

And then clearly, if you have the Whip talent, you go like, oh, I could go to the Renaissance Fair with this talent. Right. So years ago, when, before Whip was in the show, I, some friends of mine were working rent fares up in up in Cleveland and they're like bonk you got to try this uh you know come check it out and I did and they they helped me get hired and uh and I was like I love this it's I love the rent fair it's same yeah it's it's such a great atmosphere it's uh you know for for what I do you know all the skills that I do it's it's a great place to

to work but also I love the atmosphere the attitude. I love the costumes, whether they're Renaissance appropriate period costumes or people in cosplay or just wearing whatever the hell they want. We went with Shrimp King. Yeah, Shrimp King, the Pope, it's all welcome there. Whatever

your weird is, it's welcome there. As long as it's not you know, illegal or imposing on other people. And shouldn't that be how it is in the grand scheme of things? Like, be yourself, be your weirdest version of yourself as long as it's not like, and I like to strangle people

Unless they want it. Unless they are consenting and that's their weird thing. And that would be a hot way to consent to die if you wanted to die. Absolutely. Whatever your orientation, your lifestyle, it's, it's, you're welcome there and it's not. And that's what we love about it so much. Absolutely. And that's why I love working, a big part of why I love working. Of course. And I would imagine that all of the people who work at the Renaissance

Fair have like a community of their own. Or no, am I wrong? Like the Renfair community? Yeah, like the people who like are behind the scenes like do you guys all know each other a lot of us know each other you know we're working at the same place day to day and that's a another part of like because I sort of left rent fares for a while to pursue cruise ships specifically and I missed it I missed the community I miss the you know you get to hang out with the other performers but also the the boothies the people selling stuff and the booths and all that stuff and and there is a community and it's it's you know it's a and everyone's fucking each other right is it super slutty

There's a fair degree of me. We didn't even ask him for a safe word. We're already asking if the rent fare is slutty real life. Oh, yeah. We are the only podcast with a safe word because we require one. What would you like your safe word? The sponsors have insisted. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah. Seatig was like you guys need a safe word. So what do you want your safe word to be for this episode? Guacamole. Oh, yeah. That's beautiful. So if at any point, if at any point you feel really uncomfortable, just say that and we'll go home.

Yeah, we'll all go home. Unless we're talking about Mexican food. Yeah. In which case. And we'll add a disclaimer. Yeah. We'll all have a real conversation before then if we start talking about Mexican food. So, but we did, we were under the impression that.

And you can leave this mysterious, but we are very under the impression that the rent fair is just so freaky. Yeah. In a good way. Is that everyone at the red fair is like freakier than anyone else in the world? Whether or not they've had sex. Yes. Whether or not they've ever had sex, they're freakier than every. everyone else. This is, this is our theory.

Then define freaky. Like, like, like, have sexy, crazy sexy thoughts. Like in your head when you're in your like, like, like, not just like standard like, oh, penetration at, in missionary. Like, it's just like everyone at the Renaissance. You got freaky shit into. You're thinking something. Exactly. Whether or not they've even touched a person or seen a person naked. I see. That's what I think. I, I would figure probably. I mean, there, there is.

You know, there is a strong overlap of the kink community and the renfair community. Which makes sense because, yeah. But also people who are completely vanilla, people who are completely asexual also enjoy the renfair. That's true. That's true. It's for everyone. Maybe that's a boring take to say. No, I think asexual people should be welcome at the rent fare.

I think that's a great thing. But frankly, as far as, you know, when there's a lot of people walking around in corsets and fishnets and very sexy outfits, Yeah. It's impossible for me not to go there mentally. Yeah. And you're the whip guy. You're the whip guy. Now, here's a question, because that's something you cannot take home.

Like, you can't be whipping sexually because you're like, oh, it makes me think about work. Like, if you're like to bed and you're like, oh, I'm doing work. Another day at the office. An example for me is anytime I've had a partner, be like, let's role play. I'm like, oh, pay me then. I don't want to write something right now. You fucker? I don't want to do improv.

I want to do improv. I already do that for free. Is this equity? Are we getting benefits for this? Talk to Bruce and Zach. Yeah, you got to talk to my managers, actually. So do you go home and you're like, I can't do this? No.

Crazy. Well, crazy. No, I don't do that. It might be different if I worked a job that was just a job that I didn't like. But no, my show and the things I do in it are very big part of me and who I am. And I bring my interests, my passions into what I do. You set people on fire in your room? Not yet.

I saw you do two days ago. It would require a lot of paperwork. Like two days ago or three days ago, I saw you beatboxing while whipping. Holy shit, can you do that right now? And do you bring that into the bedroom? Do you bring that home while you are in the bedroom? Do you do it? I'm not saying I'm opposed to it.

I just haven't done it with a woman who has requested that. Well, ladies, get on it. Okay, so then, yeah, so everyone at the Renaissance Fair Fox. Yeah, I mean, well, you want to know my take on that, right? Yeah, yeah. I feel like nerds are kinkier. Yeah, absolutely. Because you've spent so many years not being able to do anything.

And I'm not saying that as an outsider. Yeah, I know, of course. It's just the thing of like when you're in school and everyone's like, I'm a scoliosis grace. You're like, what if I came up? Like, you can't just be like, I had my first kiss at 14. So it's like you just get in, you know, you get freaky here. And listen, I think that's kind of sick in a bad way.

And also the imagination plays into it in the kink lifestyle, that kind of thing. And when you're used to being up in your head thinking about things a lot, I think you come up with maybe more intriguing scenarios. You get the most pussy at the Renaissance family. Yeah, this is the thing we always say about. you and I can't believe we actually just said it out loud. Well, I brought this handy chart to, oh, oh, you know, I, sure I. Because it's something we've been talking about for years. We describe you as, oh, yeah, he's the guy who gets the most pussy at the Renaissance

here. And I feel like this might be just something we have to get into it. We should at least tell you that we say that about you to people who've never met you. For years. In fact, we did like a sketch years ago. Yes. About the Renfair where we showed our costumes. Well, no, not even that.

We did another sketch about, like cults and how like people and cults are at least fucking and so that's like a good part of we wanted to join a cult and that was the sketch and then and then at the end we were like the like the button is something about like okay we don't want to join like a normal you know let's just do the rennesance fair is like the the most cult like sense of community but also like everyone's fucking yeah the renaissance fair and we hashtaged it Aaron Bonk We don't know any details about your personal life, but like we've created a lore for you. We've created in our heads.

We've created this person that you may or may not be. We don't know. And there's no way to find out really by the end of the day. But it doesn't matter because you're real in our hearts. You're real in our hearts. You are our Beatles. You are our Beatles. Oh, my God.

Like this is, you are our. Beatles. Can I get to, like, scream on the tarmac next time I get on the Yeah. No, we will be coming back to the Renaissance Fair sometime. This time. This circuit. Yeah. And we will be there front row screaming. Can we show you some, some videos from our previous times at the Renfair and you tell us your thoughts? Sure. You can rate them. You can rate them. Okay. This is a segment called, We harass Aaron Bunk with our old Renaissance Fair experiences. Okay. Yield. Yield. cut the fucking yield

music why don't you yield Hazzah cut the music Hazzar cut the music Hazzar god damn Okay so this is not at the rent fare Yeold Panda Express Right yeah that's ye old Panda Express I think this is 2018

Um Not a mask in sight So that's So that's me Discercinge Y old Chalmain at the Yeold Panda Express Dressed as the Pope No light in

your eyes. Is this post-renaissance? No, this is pre. Pre-re-Renaissance. This is just some pre-renaissance chamee. Actually, Olivia and I have consistently referred to a thing of Chau-Main from Panda Express as a snack. It's not. It's not. Because one time we were in a mall and we said, we should just get a snack to walk around with. And the only thing for some reason. We got tubs of Chowmaine.

And we walked around Bloomingdale. This is just a snack. And everyone was like, didn't want us to spill. I think it was the only time we've ever been to a Bloomingdale. Of course. I don't even know. We walked around just feeding our housing selves with these, like just tubs. And all the people who asked you if you want a sample, we're like, not that. No, no, no.

We were just like, it's just a sack. So what do you think about this pre-Renaissance Fair snack? And what do you think about the Pope outfit? Well, you got to get some food in you before the Renaissance Fair. Right, absolutely. You know, there's great food there, of course. But you could spend some time getting there, even getting to the food. And you want to get in and start drinking.

right away. So you need a good base of food. Absolutely. That's such a good point. This is just brilliant. Yeah. Thank you. It's a ye old snack. Okay. And holy, holy panda express. Holy, it's very holy actually. Holy John. What's your favorite food at the Renaissance Fair?

What I bring in my cooler? Is it human organs? I like the big turkey leg. Big turkey leg, big chicken leg. Turkey legs are fun. Yeah. I, uh, you know, I'm, I'm usually too busy working to be able to stand in line. Okay, Humble Brack. Do you ever doordash? Do you ever dooredash to the Renfair? Oh, my God. Like, are you ever whipping and then somebody brings you like Taco Bell? That would be sick. That's brilliant. Wait, wait, wait. Can we do that in your show? Yes. Next time I'm there.

Can we do a bit where we bring you Taco Bell and you go, oh, I just door dashed this. And like while you're whipping, you like eat a taco from Taco Bell? Will you do that if we bring you Taco Bell? Well, you have, he, I don't know if he knows how to eat a taco while whipping. Or if we're legally. Yes, you do your Aaron Ball? Well, then of course. I'm answering a taco while whipping. Well, I don't. He's Aaron Boggs. I've created a version of him in my head, and I'm not pressuring him to live up to it.

I am. I cried at the beginning of this house. I know. I saw you. Sorry. Whether it's from that restaurant or any other, I won't mention the name of it on stage, but I will happily eat that taco. We're doing it. Okay.

Iconic. Where do you know? Huge, huge, huge Dordash energy. Also, I have another question. Do people recognize you in public? Yes. And they like, make out. I usually freak out.

Do they like shart themselves? Do they shart themselves? Do they shart their pant? If so, they've never mentioned. Do they say, oh, no, ye old shartes in my pants. Oh, no, the old sharding my pant because I can't come right. I must away to the privy because I have sharted myself. Oh, yeah, yield.

That's never happened yet. Okay. But, you know. There's the first for everything. Yeah. But do they go like, can I get a picture? Sometimes, or they'll just, are you Aaron Bonk? You know, this gives it away.

Right. Yeah. And like, oh, we love your show. Everyone's so far been very polite. I haven't met anybody who, you know, I'm not that famous to get like crazy. What's the inspiration behind you have a very iconic hair? Yeah, listener, if you can't see this, Aaron Bonk's hair is, how would you describe this? Besides iconic.

It was a security guy in the. The Barbados Airport called it a slant hawk. It is a slant hawk. That's what it is. Yeah, that's great. If you can't, if you're not watching, it's if you're listening. It's basically a thin mohawk just tilted off to the left a little bit. A, my, yeah, I think symmetry is for cowards.

Yeah, okay, love that. Okay, love that. Oh, you heard it here first. Symmetry is for cowards. And that's great news for me because my eyelids abide by that rule. Yeah. Yeah. Most bodies do, but people try to hide that.

My eyebrows. One of my eyebrows is so much more expressive than the other, and I truly... That's fine. It is fine, because symmetry is for cowards. It is. Okay, should we watch another? I do the different eyebrows for different expressions. That's such a good point.

Well, okay, do one, and, okay, what is that? That's kind of interesting. Okay, and one than the other? Suspect. Oh, okay. I'm so glad you brought this mug as well. Oh yeah. Okay. Here's a video of me getting in trouble with the crow man. The Raven. But I love him. He's another person I love. I love him too.

If you don't know this guy, you're missing out on so much. Oh, he's beckoning a child. I literally always beckon a child. I know. That's why he reminds me of you. They just never come toward me. I try to repel the children. They come anywhere. Have you heard this guy talk? Yes I don't believe you It's just like Did you see that

What did he do He put he came out to me Like don't fucking film And put his hand on my lens That's me getting in trouble With my hero Okay I love that

I'm a little worried Because he does beckon a child And then go like Don't feel him nuts Okay The optics aren't great The optics are not great I think

And knowing him And knowing Of no way, Raven. It's... Well, he doesn't want me to... Put down your phone. Be in the moment. I think that's very valid.

He's a very not in his phone. He's a very... Be in the moment. Appreciate how things are around you. Just be here, be part of the magic kind of a thing. He's just a playful Raven man. The thing about it is, I'm not saying I didn't deserve it. And then also I didn't weirdly like it.

Because I got to interact with him. Right. And is that how internet trolls feel? Yes, probably. Wow. Most likely. Can we do one more? And it's the one at the zip line.

Today we're understanding things about others. Okay, this is my favorite video we've ever taken from the Renfair. And it is our hero. Well, everyone's chanting Zipline Pope. We can put it in in post, but everyone's chanting zip line pope, all everyone on the ground is chanting it. Wow. That's when I was the Pope.

I was on your Zipline Pope. And I was Zipline Pope. Yeah. So when you think about it, that's pretty sick. That is pretty sick. You've also been Rumpel-Stillskin. Yeah, I've been Rumpel-Still skin. I've been Rumpel-Sill skin.

in Zipline Pope. I've raided a Mormon woman's garage for Renaissance Fair costumes in high school. Did she know? Yeah, of course. Okay, good. Okay, that's important. That's good. That's a great detail. Of course my horse. Of course my horse. Um, yeah, we want to be a two person horse when you're really bad. We actually want to do that this year. Yeah, but we just like don't have a costume. Right. Do you know where to get a two person horse costume? I feel like those are usually made. Yeah, I feel like we're going to have to fucking make it. Yeah, we have to start working on that like now. Is better.

But who gets to be the head? We can switch off or we can flip a coin. Also, that would be crazy if a horse gave you a door dash. Oh, my. During their show. If a two-person horse came on and gave you a bag of Taco Bell and you were like, sure, and you ate it while cracking a whip. Like, I feel like, I feel like there would be no more California wildfires for the rest of history.

Absolutely. Wait, speaking of your whips, can we see them? Yes. Do you have them with you? I do. Do they have names? Yes, it's called a whip. I brought these three with me.

Like maybe a few of my whips maybe have been named, but I have so many of these. These are my specifically juggling whips, and I have so many of them. It would just be like whip A, whip B, whipsy. So it's hard, yeah. That's really in depth. Yeah.

Sorry. No, no. These are actually named one, two, and three. Wait. Holy. Okay, so the end, do you light the end on fire? These are not for fire. These are made from nylon paracord, so they would just melt.

What is the difference between a whip and a whip you light on fire? Well, a whip out light on fire is made primarily of Kevlar fire wicking with a metal handle so that it can be soaked in fuel, lit on fire repeatedly. Wow. You know, I could do that with these. But you just lose them. Yeah, and I would be covered in burning, melting. Right.

And you don't want that. I don't even. No. You don't even want that. And guys, you've heard it here first. He doesn't even want that. Everybody's got their thing. I don't want to kick shame, but it's not my thing.

Right. That's beautiful. The first time that you ever juggled a whip on fire, did it hurt you? Probably. Yeah. Have you ever gotten hurt by your own whips and your own fire? Yes. How often?

Too often to count. Beautiful. The fire whip specifically. Shit. Yeah, they hurt. Well, you know, it's a big, they're even bigger than this, and it's so much fire. And when you first light them, you're just kind of holding them there for a moment before you can get ready. And just the heat from the fire near you can start to burn your hands.

That happens a lot. Or the wind is blowing back at me. Oh, shit. Burn a little bit. Damn. Yeah. So that's just like minor little burns. That happens.

Hazzah. Maybe a couple times a weekend. Okay. So, haze. Okay. So, haze. But there have been a lot bigger burns, a lot bigger cuts. I really want to see you do the whip.

Yeah. Okay. Can we see you do it? Will you have to say please? Okay, it's started. Can we please see the whip or I'll kill myself? That's how sin does king. That's how sin does king.

Sorry, I always take it too far. I always take it too far. Do you need help? I'm sorry. Can you see the whip? Or I'll kill myself. Sorry. I always take it too far, you guys.

I always take it too far, you guys. I take it too far. I can I please or I'll end it? Okay. Is it going? Yes. Can you do it? Yeah.

Okay. Should we go outside? Let's go outside. This is a segment called Aaron Bunk does whips in real life in perfect. Test this out before and act like your door dashers. Are you ready? Ready? Are you ready?

I'd kill myself after this. because my life can't get better. Oh, wow, this is my favorite day in my whole life. We're going to save that taco. And if you guys want to buy it, it's going to be $100. We're going to be selling this taco on our Patreon. And we're back. And we're back.

Wow, that was truly my favorite thing I've ever seen. Wow. That was incredible. Right. Yeah. I impress myself. Yeah, you should. You should.

And there's more of everything on the Patreon always. Go check out the Patreon for more of the weirdest shit you've ever seen. If you're starving to mainline. more Aaron Bunk. You can check out it on our Patreon and also a lot of other shit. Yeah, we've got some really, really weird stuff over there. Yeah, we've got my diagnosis.

Olivia's diagnosis. We have a fan fiction. Yeah, we have a fan... Mental, not I'm totally physically fine except for my thyroid. We have a fan fiction between Clippy the paper clip and JD Vance. It's very sexual. Very sexual. So if you're underage, don't

read it. We have like a ton of stuff over there. So go check out our Patreon. It's only $5. Also, you can see the episodes uncut, uncensored early. Yeah. Yeah. So go check out the Patreon. So that's what you got to do. Would you consider yourself like an expert on the actual Renaissance period?

No. Okay, cool. Ironic. Not at all. Because I did look up. Why is this whole episode about sex for me? Because it's the Renfair, Sidney. That is the underlying thing about the Renfair.

This, do you see what I'm wearing right now? I would not be wearing this at the Renfair. Right. I'm pointing to my bra. if you can't see. I wore this exact outfit at the Renfair, but I did not wear my bra, and the differences were on camera,

and it would be fucking weird if I didn't wear my bra because I'm not one of those girls who can get away with not wearing their bra at any place other than the Renfair. The Renfair is always underlyingly sexual. Did you want to do a rant about... Greatest job ever.

I feel like when you have boobs that are a certain type of boobs, it's really hard to go without a bra. It's a really big thing. Everyone's like, it's so cute and so, like, fun when like a girl is just like I'm wearing a baby tea and no bra like oh my god so sick and then when you have boobs of a certain size you're like this just looks pornographic got it but what i'm saying is sometimes i feel uncomfortable not wearing a bra because i'm like this really looks pornographic and then at the renfair i'm like yeah that's fine though right so there we go yeah when i was dressed as rumple still skin

i did not wear a bra yeah you didn't when i was rumple still skin my titties were out you were I was vaping in a corner dressed as rumple still skin with a sign that says, give me your firstborn. We'll insert a picture of that here. I have a picture of that here. And I was fucking killing. You were. You were. Yeah.

We, oh, oh, I was going to say, so I looked up because I was like, the Renaissance for, don't laugh at me. Sorry. Aaron Wong, you're my hero. Laughing at the situation, really. No, you're fantastic. Laughter is the greatest thing you can give. My God. It's like, but it's pretty great.

It's like being laughed at by Paul McCartney. Oh, wow. Did you laugh at you? No, I've never met. Right now. Right now. Right now he is. Wouldn't that be great, though?

You know how they're going to do four movies about the Beatles in 2027? They're doing four movies about the Beatles in 2027. Sure. Yes. Lord of the Rings style. Yeah. Yeah. And they're all released in one month and they're focusing on, you know, right?

Different Beatles. Focusing on one beetle each. They were four. Like they need four movies about you. Oh, four and they're all focused on one. different parts of Aaron Bonk. How many renfares have you like, wait, wait, wait, oh my God. What I was going to say is, what I was going to say is, what did you look at?

I was looking up the Renaissance Fair and I was, sorry, I was looking up the Renaissance era. And I was like, is the Renaissance era inherently super sexual because the Renaissance Fair is super sexual. Is there like a connection there? And the thing I learned is, and this could be not real because everything you read is not real. Okay. Okay.

Conspiracy theorist here. Everything you're real is not real. Apparently, in the Renaissance era, people were having anal more than frontal. People were having anal sex more than traditional sex. People were fucking butt-wise more than front-wise.

People were doing butt stuff, not front stuff. Good on them. They thought it was safer. Right. For what? For babies? Yeah. You don't have

contraception that's anywhere near as good as today. And if you keep doing the right, right, you know, then he'd stand up with more kids and it's hard to feed people. And STIs. Right. STIs, I guess. Maybe they thought it was safer. Yeah.

You can get STIs through your bunghole, right? Exactly. But I think it is, you can't get. Explain. You can't get pregnant through your bunghole. Explain. Right. Bunghole has when you go in its shart, colon and shart.

And it's not baby. It's not Bhabi. What kind of STI you get from your bunghole? What? You get UTI from your bunghole. Okay. But that's not STI. You get, yeah.

I mean, I think any of them, AIDS? Yeah, I was going to say AIDS, but I didn't want to say AIDS. I was like trying to go, right, right. The big one. You know. It's a real, so the thing about it is it is a really bad one that like fucks you up for, you know. I was only like, no. You didn't get any.

It's like there's one. Do you remember the 80s? Pretty famous. But also, that's just from, you know, transfer of fluids. Right. So you can transfer fluids in any way, right? Right. And including your bunghole is what we've learned.

Okay. In the last five minutes. Wait, that's sick. Yeah. So Aaron Bonk, have you ever transferred fluid from your? bunghole. Here's a segment called. No, I'm kidding.

I'm stopping myself. Okay. Well, do you like, are you happy about your research? Do you like it? No, I know. Okay, you're mad. Okay. No, I wish I learned more.

Okay, well, look up Renaissance era sex anal. Wow. It says it was a necessary evil. Yeah, I read that too. Why do you got to call it evil? I didn't. Oh. That's what Google did.

It was like sex was a necessary. evil in the Renaissance times. Anal sex was a necessary evil. You mentioned earlier that there's definitely like a cross between like the kink community and the Renaissance Fair community. Yes. What is the most interesting thing that you have seen slash experienced or heard of at the Renaissance Fair that has to do with those two, that marriage?

That marriage, that hand in hand. Like what is the equivalent of? of a woman throwing her panties at a rock star? For the rent fare. I mean, I think it would be the same. When you're throwing your panties at a whip show. Right. Probably just that.

I have had fans come up a lot with their tip money in their cleavage. Right. That's very Renfair. Yes, that's very Renfair. Yes. You want me to get that out however I choose to. Do you whip it out? No.

Do you whip your fans? Do I whip it out? I have to stay mostly family friendly. I don't know how it works. Just the phrase, whip it out has a bit of a another connotation. That is true. But also, no, I'm not allowed on the rentergras.

To whip a guest. Right. But you do afterward. Do you have groupies? You have groupies, right? Like, define groupies. So I feel like you do because you just said define groupies. You for sure do.

You don't have to say it. I have some very ardent fans. Wow. I mean, that makes sense. That fits the image we've had of you this whole time. I just hope everyone goes to the Renfair and has a crush there somewhere. Yes, that's, I think, what it is. Everyone has their Renaissance Fair crush.

Who's your Renaissance Fair crush? Mine's the Crow Man. Just depends on who walked by me in the last minute or two. Okay, so you've got an ever-changing Renfair crush. That's good news, ladies. Have you seen Renfair people? There's also the woman who feeds people beer. Oh, the slutty beer pour.

Yes. At the slutty beer pour. Yeah. Can you explain that to the people who have never been to the Renaissance Fair? Look it up. There's one particular bar at this particular Renaissance Fair where they have them hold their hands up on a, I think it's a bar or something like that. And then the bartender will feed them their drink while. saying incredibly lewd and suggestive things in their ear.

And it's pretty hot. Well, doing some ye old moaning. Yeah. And if I wasn't working, that's the bar I'd go. Yeah. You would be ye old there. They're doing some like ye old dirty talk and like some ye old pouring the drink into your mouth while you are just like, ah.

So listen. If you're watching this when this comes out or listening to this when this comes out. Yes. The Renaissance Fair in Irwindale, California. It's still. The Renaissance Pleasure Fair. Sorry, the original Renaissance pleasure fair. Yes.

Beautiful. The original Renaissance pleasure fair is still going on. You guys, it's still happening. It's still happening. Three more weekends. Three more weekends through May 18th in the year of our Lord 2025. Hazzaw. So you can go to that ye old young fair.

Yep. And you might see us. You might see us being a horse. They're being a horse. might see us there giving Aaron Bunk some Taco Bell. Yeah. You never know. You never know with the Renfair.

That's what we love about it. Where else can the people find you? They can find me on my website at Aaronbunk.com. Beautiful. And that lists all the Renaissance fairs and cruise ships and gigs that I work throughout the year. That's epic. They can find me on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, all at Aaron Bunk show. All one word, Aaron Banc Show.

or just occasionally out at a Starbucks somewhere. I love that. And you can find us on our Patreon. It's only $5 and get the episodes. Uncut, uncensored, early, unwell episodes. And we have extras too. We have like Q&As and stuff. We're going to do a second Q&A after this episode.

We're going to do, we have all kinds of stuff up there. So we're going to check it out. So go check it out. Until next time, I think we should go out on a chant that you'd do at your show. You make them chant bonk, right? I do not. But they do. They do. Okay. It would be so cheesy if I make them chant. One, two, three, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, freeze fun.