Table Manners with Jessie and Lennie Ware - S2 Ep 6: Dermot O'Leary
Episode Date: March 21, 2018Oh Dermot. Not since mum cooked for Ottolenghi has the Ware household been so flustered to host a guest. Utterly charming, definitely deserving of his ‘nicest man in showbiz’ tag and potentially t...he biggest secret foodie we’ve had so far. Points were only lost by not divulging the X Factor gossip that mum so desperately wanted. What a true professional. 9/10. Produced by Alice Williams for Cup and Nuzzle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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                                         Hello and welcome to Table Manners. I'm Jessie Ware and I'm here with my dear mother.
                                         
                                         Why are you pulling a face? What? Because you've just been mean to me. Yeah, I'm saying it through gritted teeth. I didn't want to tell the listeners that, but yeah.
                                         
                                         My lack of enthusiasm. No, your like Stalin-esque kind of... Delegation.
                                         
                                         No, you're like Stalin-esque kind of... Delegation.
                                         
                                         Ruling.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         Someone needs to be in charge.
                                         
                                         I'm really glad I'm going on tour for two weeks
                                         
    
                                         because you are doing my nut in.
                                         
                                         You may hear a rustle against your ears.
                                         
                                         That is me.
                                         
                                         I'm basically trying to do everything before I go on tour.
                                         
                                         I'm trying to get my grey hairs done,
                                         
                                         so bless Liz, my lovely hairstylist.
                                         
                                         Does she don't look like her being grey?
                                         
                                         Everyone knows.
                                         
    
                                         It's warts and all, Mum.
                                         
                                         It's warts and all.
                                         
                                         Then why colour it?
                                         
                                         Touché.
                                         
                                         And we're back.
                                         
                                         So if you didn't listen to our George Ezra episode,
                                         
                                         there was an issue with the ribs.
                                         
                                         Yes, you didn't cook them properly.
                                         
    
                                         Sam got the wrong cut.
                                         
                                         He didn't get the wrong cut.
                                         
                                         He got exactly the right cut, but he didn't get them chopped.
                                         
                                         Do you think that it was affected by them being in wine for four days
                                         
                                         because a mole had decided to be vegetarian.
                                         
                                         I think, yeah.
                                         
                                         And I think it's probably lucky we couldn't eat it
                                         
                                         because I think we would have died.
                                         
    
                                         So if you didn't listen last week,
                                         
                                         we ended up getting takeaway.
                                         
                                         First time.
                                         
                                         First time.
                                         
                                         And we're still alive.
                                         
                                         We're still alive.
                                         
                                         We're still kicking.
                                         
                                         We're still going with the podcast.
                                         
    
                                         And mum has decided to tell me who is boss and you've decided to do short ribs tonight.
                                         
                                         I just thought it's a horrible cold night and I just thought it'd be tasty and nice.
                                         
                                         I don't think we're going to need takeaway tonight.
                                         
                                         I hope not.
                                         
                                         They're already soft.
                                         
                                         To be fair, I'm a novice when it comes to cooking beef. And I messed up and I accept it.
                                         
                                         And I'm really looking forward to eating your short ribs.
                                         
                                         And I'm sure they're going to be much better.
                                         
    
                                         You're good with lentils, darling.
                                         
                                         So what is the menu tonight, Mum?
                                         
                                         Because I have actually left it to you.
                                         
                                         So it's sticky beef short ribs with, I think, baked potato, cavolo nero.
                                         
                                         Oh, I'm first because Dermot wanted it he demanded
                                         
                                         demanded chicken soup my chicken soup so there's chicken soup with matzo balls I think it's one of
                                         
                                         the best things I can cook really I agree chicken soup is kind of integral to our family life really
                                         
                                         it has been you know it's been when I was young I had it every single Friday night chicken soup
                                         
    
                                         and matzo balls the only thing that my mum would switch about was whether I had noodles in it or
                                         
                                         whether we had matzo balls in it we never have noodles in it you never do loction no but I prefer
                                         
                                         matzo balls but loction is great I mean it's something that you make for me if I get a cold
                                         
                                         which I frequently do,
                                         
                                         mum will bring emergency chicken soup around.
                                         
                                         And it helps.
                                         
                                         It really does.
                                         
                                         Jewish penicillin.
                                         
    
                                         I know, it does really help.
                                         
                                         It's just so lovely.
                                         
                                         I never tire of it.
                                         
                                         I always love it. And it's good for everyone.
                                         
                                         And you can take some on tour for the baby.
                                         
                                         No, I know there's going to be none left.
                                         
                                         It's your best thing.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
    
                                         And then we brought in the old pastry chef, Dr. Ware.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And he's doing a what?
                                         
                                         A lemon tart?
                                         
                                         A lemon tart.
                                         
                                         Lemon and raspberry?
                                         
                                         A glazed lemon tart.
                                         
                                         You're going to be able to see your face in it.
                                         
    
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         What's happened?
                                         
                                         Come in, Dr. Ware.
                                         
                                         There was a minor disaster.
                                         
                                         I'm pleased nobody heard me screaming.
                                         
                                         Why?
                                         
                                         What happened?
                                         
                                         Thanks for coming.
                                         
    
                                         What happened? Do you see this?
                                         
                                         The lemon mix spilled over the baked potatoes.
                                         
                                         Have you washed the baked potatoes?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         They might taste a bit lemony.
                                         
                                         Saboteur!
                                         
                                         Those were my jacket potatoes!
                                         
    
                                         That's all you've done?
                                         
                                         It's fine actually, I just burnt all my fingers in the process. Are you quite excited that Dermot O'Leary's coming?
                                         
                                         Yeah, because he's fit.
                                         
                                         Ollie!
                                         
                                         That's all we need, folks.
                                         
                                         And I hope he gives me some gossip about X Factor.
                                         
                                         That's all we want, isn't it?
                                         
                                         That's really what we want.
                                         
    
                                         We have Dermot O'Leary coming on Table Manners.
                                         
                                         Stay tuned.
                                         
                                         He's here. I'm going to faint, I'm so excited.
                                         
                                         Hi!
                                         
                                         Oh my God, you're so sweet.
                                         
                                         Don't worry, I have my hair in like dye in about a second ago.
                                         
                                         I'm so excited.
                                         
                                         Oh thank you, I got the flowers Jess.
                                         
    
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         We care so much about what we feed you that we go back and forth.
                                         
                                         I mean mum and I talk on the phone.
                                         
                                         I don't mean happy with anything.
                                         
                                         No, that's really sweet but you did ask.
                                         
                                         Chicken noodles.
                                         
                                         You did.
                                         
                                         But it's not noodles.
                                         
    
                                         You haven't got noodles.
                                         
                                         But there's no nuts.
                                         
                                         Have you ever had a knaddle?
                                         
                                         No, I've had a kreplach.
                                         
                                         Oh, kreplach is gorgeous.
                                         
                                         It's like a dumpling.
                                         
                                         It's like pierogies.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Okay, well, you aren't getting the loxian, but you're getting a canadal.
                                         
                                         Which is a matzo ball.
                                         
                                         Loxian is a noodle.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, perfect.
                                         
                                         Matzo ball you're having.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Yeah, you'll like them.
                                         
    
                                         But, yeah, I mean, I asked you to be on this after we did that.
                                         
                                         It was like the day before Christmas.
                                         
                                         I was on your show and I basically just swooped in there.
                                         
                                         And this is what I do now.
                                         
                                         I do it at the Brits.
                                         
                                         I do it at Hooten and Angel.
                                         
                                         I do it when I go to work.
                                         
                                         I just try and pick people up.
                                         
    
                                         And you said, yes, you'd do this only if mum did chicken soup.
                                         
                                         So this is what we've done.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         So Dermot O'Leary, thank you.
                                         
                                         By the way, that wouldn't have been, it's my pleasure.
                                         
                                         No, no, no.
                                         
                                         I know, but you did say very enthusiastically
                                         
                                         that you would love to try the chicken soup.
                                         
    
                                         So are you a bit of, do you call them,
                                         
                                         what would you call it, a Jewophile?
                                         
                                         New Jew, I'm Catholic, which is what I...
                                         
                                         New Catholic, new Jew.
                                         
                                         That's what I describe it as, new Jew.
                                         
                                         I love that.
                                         
                                         Are you confirmed in everything?
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
    
                                         You're Roman Catholic.
                                         
                                         Were you born in, I think I, yeah, yeah. You're Roman Catholic. Were you born in...
                                         
                                         I think I heard you talking once about your life.
                                         
                                         Were you born in...
                                         
                                         I was born over here.
                                         
                                         England.
                                         
                                         But your family are from Ireland.
                                         
                                         Wexford town, yeah.
                                         
    
                                         Wexford.
                                         
                                         Right in the southeast.
                                         
                                         Did you ever go to the opera there?
                                         
                                         I did, yeah.
                                         
                                         It's wonderful.
                                         
                                         I know, it's wonderful.
                                         
                                         They do an opera festival.
                                         
                                         Oh really?
                                         
    
                                         It's like a fringe festival.
                                         
                                         It's the most fantastic opera.
                                         
                                         So they specifically try and put on operas that aren't well known.
                                         
                                         Oh, wow.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         So they've got a really big opera house.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it's beautiful.
                                         
                                         It's as good as Glyndebourne.
                                         
    
                                         Oh, really?
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         It's really good.
                                         
                                         In fact, I went last year.
                                         
                                         What did you see?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Oh, God, what did I see?
                                         
                                         I went for a rehearsal.
                                         
    
                                         Because the thing is, you can't...
                                         
                                         It's really hard to get tickets.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it's like Glyndebourne. A lot of people volunteer in the town. But it see? I went for a rehearsal. Because the thing is, you can't, it's really hard to get tickets. Yeah, it's like Gimbal.
                                         
                                         A lot of people volunteer in the town, but it's a big thing for the town.
                                         
                                         I can't remember what I went to go and see now.
                                         
                                         They often do the ring cycle.
                                         
                                         I'm really easily impressed when I go and see theatre or opera or anything like that.
                                         
                                         So I lose count of the amount of conversations I have when I go,
                                         
    
                                         did you see so-and-so?
                                         
                                         I love the theatre.
                                         
                                         When I go, did you see so-and-so?
                                         
                                         They say, yeah, they go, so fantastic.
                                         
                                         Whoever I speak to, they go, I didn't enjoy it so much. And I can't compute. You don see so-and-so? I say, yeah, isn't it fantastic? Whoever I speak to,
                                         
                                         they go,
                                         
                                         I didn't enjoy it so much.
                                         
                                         And I can't compute.
                                         
    
                                         You don't mind
                                         
                                         because you love it.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I love the experience.
                                         
                                         Yeah, me too.
                                         
                                         Do you go to the theatre a lot?
                                         
                                         Yeah, loads.
                                         
                                         What did you last see?
                                         
                                         What was the last thing?
                                         
    
                                         I last saw The Girl from the North.
                                         
                                         Oh, I can't hear
                                         
                                         any more people talking about it.
                                         
                                         I'm so jealous.
                                         
                                         It's the best thing.
                                         
                                         I saw Glen Gary, Glen Ross.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, I saw your tweet.
                                         
                                         Was it good? Always be closing. Have you seen the Ferryman? I saw the Ferryman at the Royal Court.
                                         
    
                                         But here's my thing about London. God, I'm so, I've lived here half my life and I'm very proud
                                         
                                         of being what I would consider to be in London and I really love that. I love the city. But
                                         
                                         things can come to London. Yes, I'd love some wine, thank you. Things can come to London,
                                         
                                         they can show, they can leave and you can never, I'd love some wine, thank you. Things can come to London, they can show, they can leave,
                                         
                                         and you can never know they've been here.
                                         
                                         Jessie, turn the soup off, darling, I think.
                                         
                                         Oh, my God, she's really hamming up her Jewish mother right now.
                                         
                                         Jessie says I've become like Stalin.
                                         
    
                                         I don't mean to, but I don't want it ruined, for God's sake.
                                         
                                         Can you talk me through your soup game?
                                         
                                         What do you mean?
                                         
                                         Well, how do you make chicken soup?
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         So you want to hear the story about
                                         
                                         this soup right the best way to make chicken soup is get a boiling hen yeah okay right the only
                                         
                                         place really you can buy boiling hens are from the kosher butchers yeah because they have them
                                         
    
                                         all the time there aren't any in south london there's not where i live in the diaspora in south
                                         
                                         london there's no kosher butchers. So Sam went, Jesse ordered a boiling hen.
                                         
                                         Sam went and got it.
                                         
                                         Put it in the freezer because Jesse was coming over on Saturday
                                         
                                         with her baby who I was going to look after.
                                         
                                         Lovely.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         We're going to start.
                                         
    
                                         Get the chicken soup ready.
                                         
                                         Going.
                                         
                                         Get going.
                                         
                                         On Saturday?
                                         
                                         No, not Saturday.
                                         
                                         No, just get it.
                                         
                                         Have it there.
                                         
                                         This is how much we really We really care about our pasta.
                                         
    
                                         Jessie forgot the chicken.
                                         
                                         The hen.
                                         
                                         To bring the hen.
                                         
                                         The hen, right.
                                         
                                         Sam then came the next day to pick up the baby.
                                         
                                         Didn't bring the hen either.
                                         
                                         So it had to be ubered over so I could cook it.
                                         
                                         So the hen has been ubered over.
                                         
    
                                         So I'm going to cook it yesterday.
                                         
                                         It has to be...
                                         
                                         Because you have to cook it and it has to be because you have to
                                         
                                         cook it and let it
                                         
                                         go cold to skim
                                         
                                         the fat off the top
                                         
                                         and then
                                         
                                         you just boil the
                                         
    
                                         hen
                                         
                                         no
                                         
                                         you put the
                                         
                                         boiling hen
                                         
                                         yeah you boil the
                                         
                                         hen
                                         
                                         you boil the hen
                                         
                                         but you boil it
                                         
    
                                         with onions
                                         
                                         celery
                                         
                                         there's some
                                         
                                         celeriac in that
                                         
                                         some swede
                                         
                                         lots of carrots
                                         
                                         is that why this
                                         
                                         may be the best
                                         
    
                                         soup of your life
                                         
                                         I thought this
                                         
                                         the smell was so delicious when I came in.
                                         
                                         Then what happens?
                                         
                                         Then you have to leave it to go cold
                                         
                                         and you have to fish everything out
                                         
                                         and then you really want to serve it as a clear soup.
                                         
                                         So you just save the little carrots that you've used
                                         
    
                                         and then you get it really cold.
                                         
                                         So I put it outside this morning.
                                         
                                         Yeah, you skim the fat off
                                         
                                         Where does the chicken come in?
                                         
                                         There is no chicken in it
                                         
                                         It's a chicken, it's a hen
                                         
                                         No chicken in the soup
                                         
                                         I throw it away
                                         
    
                                         But it's a
                                         
                                         once it's boiled it's not nice
                                         
                                         you wouldn't want to eat it
                                         
                                         Growing up in Essex
                                         
                                         were your family big foodie family?
                                         
                                         How many children?
                                         
                                         What's the kind of...
                                         
                                         Is there a Catholic dish?
                                         
    
                                         It was kind of odd, if I'm honest,
                                         
                                         because my dad decided when I was about five years old
                                         
                                         that he wanted to be vegetarian.
                                         
                                         Uh-oh.
                                         
                                         So he went...
                                         
                                         You're not vegetarian, are you?
                                         
                                         No, but it meant therefore...
                                         
                                         He's pescatarian, so it meant therefore that very quickly,
                                         
    
                                         because it's going to sound odd,
                                         
                                         but I'm sure you'll appreciate this.
                                         
                                         Your parents' generation,
                                         
                                         you couldn't really afford to give up meat,
                                         
                                         if that makes sense, even though meat's a cost.
                                         
                                         You couldn't afford to be vegetarian.
                                         
                                         It was their luxury to be vegetarian.
                                         
                                         Yeah, so he didn't have, when he was growing up,
                                         
    
                                         he didn't, so if there was bacon and cabbage on,
                                         
                                         or if there was stew on, or it was, you know,
                                         
                                         my dad's one of five,
                                         
                                         and there was always a pot on in my granny's kitchen,
                                         
                                         and it was a lovely, welcoming,
                                         
                                         the smells were what you always remember,
                                         
                                         the peat fire, and the food in the kitchen,
                                         
                                         and I remember the gas stove,
                                         
    
                                         because we didn't have a gas stove back home,
                                         
                                         so she'd turn on the gas stove, and put the kettle on the gas stove, because we didn't have a gas stove back home, so she'd turn on the gas stove
                                         
                                         and put the kettle on the gas stove,
                                         
                                         and that was always...
                                         
                                         So I had a very Irish upbringing in that...
                                         
                                         It was kind of odd,
                                         
                                         and I'm sure you had this as well with the Jewish thing,
                                         
                                         where when you live your life normally,
                                         
    
                                         and I went to a Church of England primary school
                                         
                                         and I went to a Catholic secondary school,
                                         
                                         so it became a little bit more normal then.
                                         
                                         But as soon as you shut the door on a...
                                         
                                         Just to give you like backstory, backstory.
                                         
                                         My parents came over in 68, lived in London, sort of Irish London.
                                         
                                         And then my dad couldn't afford to buy a house in London and thought he probably wanted to bring his kids up outside London.
                                         
                                         So he moved out to, he was on the train to go and see an old auntie who decided to retire by the coast in a place called Brightlingsea, which is near Colchester.
                                         
    
                                         Nice, really nice little village.
                                         
                                         And he was on a train and he saw this little village called Markstown,
                                         
                                         little building houses there.
                                         
                                         And he realised he could afford it.
                                         
                                         And he thought, well, I work in London now and I can commute
                                         
                                         and it's going to take me an hour, so let's move there.
                                         
                                         So we moved there and I was born pretty much just as we moved there.
                                         
                                         And then every summer...
                                         
    
                                         What did he do, Dermot?
                                         
                                         He was a classic Irish kind of...
                                         
                                         He worked on the sites when he came over and then he summer he was a classic Irish kind of he worked on the sites when he came over
                                         
                                         and then he retrained he went to night school in business and then he went then he got a master's
                                         
                                         in business and then he worked for British Telecom for about 32 years so he became a manager it's
                                         
                                         interesting he never really was never really defined by his job my dad he was never you know
                                         
                                         it wasn't his passion but he what was What was his passion? He loves hurling,
                                         
                                         which is an Irish sport.
                                         
    
                                         Hurling!
                                         
                                         He loves politics.
                                         
                                         We talk politics all the time.
                                         
                                         He loves history.
                                         
                                         Hurling is the fastest
                                         
                                         field sport in the world.
                                         
                                         It's 15 a side.
                                         
                                         It's amateur.
                                         
    
                                         The Gaelic Games Association,
                                         
                                         which is the GAA in Ireland,
                                         
                                         which is a very political body.
                                         
                                         So they didn't allow
                                         
                                         English sports in Croke Park,
                                         
                                         which is a national stadium. They didn't allow anything. They didn't allow English sports in Croke Park, which is a national stadium.
                                         
                                         They didn't allow anything.
                                         
                                         They didn't allow concerts or anything
                                         
    
                                         up until about the early 2000s.
                                         
                                         And then the tide changed, thankfully, I think.
                                         
                                         Which is a good thing.
                                         
                                         But he's a big...
                                         
                                         So, you know, they moved back to Ireland last year.
                                         
                                         They've moved back?
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         They're back now.
                                         
    
                                         That's quite nice for you.
                                         
                                         It's wonderful.
                                         
                                         And it's a beautiful
                                         
                                         part of the world
                                         
                                         it is gorgeous Jesse
                                         
                                         do you know Dublin
                                         
                                         very well as well
                                         
                                         I mean I know
                                         
    
                                         I always have a really
                                         
                                         good gig there
                                         
                                         but I never really
                                         
                                         get to
                                         
                                         would you not ever
                                         
                                         take the day off
                                         
                                         after the gig
                                         
                                         and then look around
                                         
    
                                         and then
                                         
                                         I'd love to
                                         
                                         but you kind of
                                         
                                         don't get to choose
                                         
                                         when you're on the tour
                                         
                                         it's kind of
                                         
                                         they schedule it
                                         
                                         and they do that.
                                         
    
                                         And then you go, oh, I've got a day off in,
                                         
                                         so I've got a day off in Warsaw on this next tour.
                                         
                                         And I've got a day off in Amsterdam.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And that's lovely.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         But yeah, you don't get to choose.
                                         
                                         But yes, that would be great if I was maybe the Rolling Stones,
                                         
    
                                         I'd be able to say I've got a day off.
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         Are we saying the Heim?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         The Heim.
                                         
                                         No, Schlunter.
                                         
                                         Schlunter.
                                         
                                         Schlunter.
                                         
    
                                         That's the Irish term.
                                         
                                         Okay, Schlunter.
                                         
                                         What's it mean, actually?
                                         
                                         Just cheers.
                                         
                                         Cheers.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         You play Seven Aside.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         My husband plays Seven Aside.
                                         
                                         Does he?
                                         
                                         He used to play on a Sunday, and I got rid of that as soon as we moved here.
                                         
                                         That was not fair.
                                         
                                         I said, no, you're not doing Sunday and Thursday, mate.
                                         
                                         Why night Sunday?
                                         
                                         Why?
                                         
                                         You want to watch him once.
                                         
    
                                         I loved it.
                                         
                                         He used to play in a, like, Herne Hill.
                                         
                                         But being Thursday is a better night to play football.
                                         
                                         Is it?
                                         
                                         And then you get your weekend free.
                                         
                                         It's quite aggressive.
                                         
                                         Thursday's quite an aggressive one, isn't it?
                                         
                                         Is it power league?
                                         
    
                                         Do you play Thursday?
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I do.
                                         
                                         But we sort of get there with friends and pick teams.
                                         
                                         And then we sort of look at the power league going, Jesus, guys, calm down.
                                         
                                         So you just play together?
                                         
                                         Just a nice friend.
                                         
                                         So I was going to say, like, if people were playing against you, I wonder whether they'd be nice to you.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, I get quite aggy when I play sport as well.
                                         
                                         Oh, really?
                                         
                                         Not on that.
                                         
                                         And then your rep would go down.
                                         
                                         No, because Thursday's just a nice kick about.
                                         
                                         But when I play rugby,
                                         
                                         yeah,
                                         
                                         no.
                                         
    
                                         So you're quite competitive.
                                         
                                         Not in life.
                                         
                                         You're aggressive.
                                         
                                         Not in life.
                                         
                                         No,
                                         
                                         not in life, but in sport.
                                         
                                         I used to be,
                                         
                                         I'm not really.
                                         
    
                                         Okay,
                                         
                                         but like,
                                         
                                         how does that work,
                                         
                                         doing the X Factor?
                                         
                                         Do you feel like you get quite competitive?
                                         
                                         I take the job seriously.
                                         
                                         Like,
                                         
                                         I prep all the time.
                                         
    
                                         I just prep,
                                         
                                         prep,
                                         
                                         prep.
                                         
                                         Sometimes prep too much.
                                         
                                         Like,
                                         
                                         any live telly, I prep. But like, within prep all the time. I just prep, prep, prep. Sometimes prep too much. Like, any live telly, I prep.
                                         
                                         But, like...
                                         
                                         Within an inch of my life.
                                         
    
                                         When you say prep...
                                         
                                         So, when stuff goes wrong, you can handle it.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         Well, like live TV.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I bet it's a nightmare.
                                         
                                         So, the final of The X Factor.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         Which was at Excel, which is an odd venue.
                                         
                                         So, we were at Excel.
                                         
                                         And I came on stage.
                                         
                                         And for the first five minutes i had no water
                                         
                                         queue oh you're all right you could keep going because i prepped if i hadn't prepped i'd be
                                         
                                         in a world of pain but all i thought was well i know roughly where i'm going for the next
                                         
                                         five minutes and then i never go there and then i guess i'll sort of know what to say and you know
                                         
                                         and it was all right because you know producer's very good in my earpiece and then he realised
                                         
    
                                         quite quickly
                                         
                                         and we just all
                                         
                                         busted together
                                         
                                         and it's fine
                                         
                                         but if I'd have gone out there
                                         
                                         ill prepared
                                         
                                         then I'd have been
                                         
                                         in the car quite a bit
                                         
    
                                         do you like it now
                                         
                                         it's a bit
                                         
                                         Simon's nicer
                                         
                                         oh yeah
                                         
                                         I preferred it
                                         
                                         before you see
                                         
                                         so I hate the
                                         
                                         six chair
                                         
    
                                         I hate the six chair challenge
                                         
                                         I think it's a waste of time
                                         
                                         I think that's really unkind I think it's un waste of time. I think that's really unkind.
                                         
                                         I think it's unkind as well.
                                         
                                         It's unkind, but I loved it.
                                         
                                         I preferred it when it was nasty,
                                         
                                         but you don't like the six chair challenge.
                                         
                                         But if someone sings really shit,
                                         
    
                                         you should say they really sound shit.
                                         
                                         To be honest.
                                         
                                         Well, I...
                                         
                                         They're not going to get...
                                         
                                         You see, sometimes I wonder about that.
                                         
                                         Do you have to say it like that, Mum?
                                         
                                         I do think he's...
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
    
                                         Look, Simon's one of the most honest people you'll meet
                                         
                                         when it comes to feedback, when someone comes...
                                         
                                         Yeah, he is, but not always.
                                         
                                         Not if it's his group.
                                         
                                         Yeah, but no, he's not going to pick anyone that's...
                                         
                                         He never picks anyone that's bad.
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         And I think with the six-year challenge,
                                         
    
                                         I was uncomfortable with it, and I've said it publicly.
                                         
                                         But I think as the show's evolved,
                                         
                                         I think people now... Kind of like it. Well, publicly but I think as the show's evolved I think people now
                                         
                                         what I've kind of like it well no I think I think punters that go out and actually do it know what
                                         
                                         to expect so I feel a lot more at ease with it than I do well people expect it as well well yeah
                                         
                                         they're less disappointed when they get do you decide every year we might change it up this year
                                         
                                         yeah I'm not I mean they sort of
                                         
                                         asked my opinion
                                         
    
                                         but
                                         
                                         did you watch
                                         
                                         the year that you were out
                                         
                                         I was in South Africa
                                         
                                         for three months
                                         
                                         good for you
                                         
                                         working
                                         
                                         so I
                                         
    
                                         sensible
                                         
                                         yeah well
                                         
                                         that was
                                         
                                         just sort of
                                         
                                         serendipitous really
                                         
                                         so I didn't really get
                                         
                                         a chance
                                         
                                         to watch it
                                         
    
                                         but I
                                         
                                         I watched some
                                         
                                         I was here for some
                                         
                                         of the early stuff
                                         
                                         and I went out
                                         
                                         on Saturdays
                                         
                                         because I just thought
                                         
                                         you know what
                                         
    
                                         it's the first opportunity
                                         
                                         I've had in
                                         
                                         a hundred years
                                         
                                         to actually go out
                                         
                                         but also you do
                                         
                                         a radio too
                                         
                                         which I've been on
                                         
                                         and thank you very much
                                         
    
                                         Saturday mornings
                                         
                                         like your weekends
                                         
                                         are buggered
                                         
                                         basically
                                         
                                         you work
                                         
                                         like do you take
                                         
                                         Monday and Tuesday
                                         
                                         as your
                                         
    
                                         try to yeah
                                         
                                         and like how does that work
                                         
                                         well Monday ends up
                                         
                                         turning into an admin day
                                         
                                         how does that work with your wife
                                         
                                         we've always
                                         
                                         we've always been freelance
                                         
                                         and as soon as we got together
                                         
    
                                         we got together
                                         
                                         where did you meet her
                                         
                                         she was working in
                                         
                                         the same production company
                                         
                                         I was just starting out as a
                                         
                                         host and she was production secretary the same production company I was just starting out as a host
                                         
                                         and she was
                                         
                                         production secretary
                                         
    
                                         T4
                                         
                                         no this was after
                                         
                                         this was a show
                                         
                                         called Recovered
                                         
                                         me and my mate Drew
                                         
                                         came out with
                                         
                                         this idea called Recovered
                                         
                                         and it was just
                                         
    
                                         you'd have loved it
                                         
                                         you'd come on
                                         
                                         do one of your own songs
                                         
                                         quick interview
                                         
                                         and then you'd cover
                                         
                                         another song
                                         
                                         it was just
                                         
                                         it was a lovely TV show
                                         
    
                                         it was really nice
                                         
                                         so we had
                                         
                                         some really good people
                                         
                                         and we had basically your good people. Yeah.
                                         
                                         And we had...
                                         
                                         Basically your radio show.
                                         
                                         Lovely, yeah.
                                         
                                         And then I nicked the idea
                                         
    
                                         of my radio show.
                                         
                                         And it was just a really sweet,
                                         
                                         simple,
                                         
                                         half an hour maybe,
                                         
                                         maybe longer,
                                         
                                         show.
                                         
                                         We filmed it in Hammersmith
                                         
                                         and she was working on that.
                                         
    
                                         We met on that.
                                         
                                         We met on that show.
                                         
                                         We need to eat something.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         So we can just eat the first course, which is the chicken soup.
                                         
                                         Because I feel like, you know, we can't keep up.
                                         
                                         No, I'll do it. You sit.
                                         
                                         All right. Darling, make sure it's hot enough and get nice bowls.
                                         
    
                                         I was going to bring my white plates, but I couldn't.
                                         
                                         Right. Okay, Mum, do you want two canadals or one?
                                         
                                         Yeah, two, darling.
                                         
                                         What spoon should I use?
                                         
                                         Well, look, Jessie doesn't have soup spoons, so just use the biggest one.
                                         
                                         I have a soup spoon.
                                         
                                         Sorry.
                                         
                                         Jessie, I'm buying you...
                                         
    
                                         It all tastes the same,
                                         
                                         and it's going to fucking taste the same
                                         
                                         the way you spoon it, isn't it?
                                         
                                         Sorry, darling.
                                         
                                         It tastes so nice.
                                         
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         Well, I mean, mum...
                                         
                                         Oh.
                                         
    
                                         Hopefully this will cure your back pains.
                                         
                                         I know you're Irish Catholic,
                                         
                                         but you get, like, you've got the... You get it. I feel a big affinity, I think. You do. I think we're a family. you get like you've got the Jewish
                                         
                                         like it's
                                         
                                         I feel a big affinity
                                         
                                         I think
                                         
                                         you do
                                         
                                         I think we're a family
                                         
    
                                         why do you think it is
                                         
                                         well going back to your
                                         
                                         my dad
                                         
                                         so my dad gave up
                                         
                                         wow this is going
                                         
                                         everywhere isn't it
                                         
                                         no it's fine
                                         
                                         my dad
                                         
    
                                         so we gave up
                                         
                                         meat and fish
                                         
                                         became a thing
                                         
                                         a big thing
                                         
                                         in our family
                                         
                                         and then
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
                                         with the Irish family
                                         
    
                                         every second week
                                         
                                         we'd be in London seeing family and then that was always kind of a big roast know with the Irish family every second week would be in London seeing
                                         
                                         family and then that was always kind of big roast dinner because the Irish always go vegetable soup
                                         
                                         roast beef and apple pie that is the standard if you ever go to an Irish do those are the things
                                         
                                         you always do it's the same in a Jewish do yeah and um and so every second week would either go
                                         
                                         and watch him play hurling or we'd go up and see my auntie in
                                         
                                         Queen's Park and we'd just watch musicals all day and we'd go to the park and you know, so I sort of yeah it's lovely and then we'd travel back and
                                         
                                         I was talking to a friend about this last night. We'd travel back in the car and we had an estate car
                                         
    
                                         I mean my sister could get into the sleeping bag. This is before
                                         
                                         anyone cared whether you put kids in seatbelts and stuff.
                                         
                                         And I used to remember that's when I fell in love with London because I would drive back and I'd just watch the just to get into sleeping bags. This is before anyone cared whether you put kids in seatbelts and stuff.
                                         
                                         And I used to remember,
                                         
                                         and that's when I fell in love with London,
                                         
                                         because I would drive back and I'd just watch the streetlights
                                         
                                         and the stars and stuff.
                                         
                                         And I was like, I'm going to live here one day.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, so I've always felt a big affinity to London.
                                         
                                         So I've always kind of felt three places at home.
                                         
                                         Ireland feels like a spiritual home,
                                         
                                         because I do feel at home when I go there.
                                         
                                         And then London feels like properly my,
                                         
                                         I guess my proper home.
                                         
                                         So where did the Jews come in?
                                         
                                         And then growing up in Colchester.
                                         
    
                                         I think, I don't know, I don't know where the
                                         
                                         I guess I love
                                         
                                         the tradition of it. I think the Irish
                                         
                                         and the Jewish sense of humour is pretty similar.
                                         
                                         Right, okay, sorry, I'm going to do this.
                                         
                                         You can take some home. Do you like it?
                                         
                                         It's outstanding. Take some home for D.
                                         
                                         I can take some home for me.
                                         
    
                                         We don't.
                                         
                                         But back to food.
                                         
                                         You were talking about your dad becoming a vegetarian.
                                         
                                         So you were brought up kind of as a vegetarian?
                                         
                                         As a sort of...
                                         
                                         Pescatarian.
                                         
                                         Yeah, not really.
                                         
                                         I mean, we had meat because my dad would commute,
                                         
    
                                         so he would get back sort of later from time to time.
                                         
                                         When we were 14, my mum went back to work.
                                         
                                         She worked at a local sports centre.
                                         
                                         And so she taught us how to cook.
                                         
                                         So quite quickly, food became a thing.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         And I really enjoyed it.
                                         
                                         I went through a period.
                                         
    
                                         I failed all my GCSEs the first time around,
                                         
                                         which is quite hard.
                                         
                                         How did you manage that?
                                         
                                         I'm an idiot.
                                         
                                         I'm easily distracted.
                                         
                                         What were you distracted by? Two people in the corner. I'd be there. What are they talking about? Anyway so I my dad said to me so that we're gonna
                                         
                                         give it another crack.
                                         
                                         We're on to number two. Ed Sheeran is the leader for servings
                                         
    
                                         by the way. Not of chicken soup. He had
                                         
                                         four sausages.
                                         
                                         And these were like foot long
                                         
                                         sausages.
                                         
                                         Dermot O'Leary's on number two of chicken soup.
                                         
                                         He was a lovely guy.
                                         
                                         Was he really? Ed and me actually
                                         
                                         have very similar upbringings because his
                                         
    
                                         family are from Wexford and then they moved to
                                         
                                         Framlingham which is only around the corner from where we're from where i grew up so we've talked
                                         
                                         to her before yeah yeah yeah it's a lovely guy yeah very good guy um so yes she taught us how
                                         
                                         to cook so oh that's so nice you thank you so very quickly um food became a thing and i did
                                         
                                         my work experience in a local restaurant what like what food
                                         
                                         were they
                                         
                                         it's called the Bistro 9
                                         
                                         oh yeah
                                         
    
                                         yeah yeah yeah
                                         
                                         so what kind of like
                                         
                                         what
                                         
                                         steak Diane
                                         
                                         oh
                                         
                                         old school
                                         
                                         kind of yeah
                                         
                                         just a real kind of
                                         
    
                                         old school
                                         
                                         70s style
                                         
                                         French Bistro
                                         
                                         so I fell in love with
                                         
                                         that industry
                                         
                                         that industry
                                         
                                         ticks a lot of the same boxes
                                         
                                         as working in telly
                                         
    
                                         what
                                         
                                         really
                                         
                                         food highly stressful you get one chance to get it right okay okay industry that industry ticks a lot of the same boxes as working in telly what really food
                                         
                                         one chance to get it right okay okay so you front of house in a restaurant i love being a waiter
                                         
                                         but loved it love working in the kitchen front of house in the restaurant and then i paid my way to
                                         
                                         university when i was at university middlesex i paid my way to university by being a barman
                                         
                                         so how did you get from doing politics and media yeah to being
                                         
                                         a fabulous presenter she's very good no no i love you i love you the best um um i graduated
                                         
    
                                         from middlesex and i went straight to america to my last student loan i thought i'm gonna go and
                                         
                                         travel just on my own so i went around amer America on my own by train for three months.
                                         
                                         And I loved it.
                                         
                                         And I got back and I thought, right, what do you want to do?
                                         
                                         And I really wanted to work in telly.
                                         
                                         And I thought I'd really like to be a host.
                                         
                                         So you thought you'd like to be a host?
                                         
                                         Oh, I'd love to do this.
                                         
    
                                         Okay, so you thought.
                                         
                                         Didn't think it was possible?
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         I mean, it's a...
                                         
                                         But had you performed or been front of house?
                                         
                                         Oh, I did a bit of drama at school.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         So I'd done sort of up to GCSE
                                         
    
                                         I've done drama
                                         
                                         and I really, really loved it
                                         
                                         and I probably should have
                                         
                                         done it at A-level.
                                         
                                         I do want to ask you though.
                                         
                                         Hey, open that wine.
                                         
                                         I want to see what you think of it.
                                         
                                         Oh, okay, yeah, sorry.
                                         
    
                                         Only if you want to.
                                         
                                         No, definitely.
                                         
                                         No, definitely.
                                         
                                         Okay, so Dermot has brought
                                         
                                         oh, you brought
                                         
                                         okay, an Italian wine.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         I'm thinking you love Italian wine
                                         
    
                                         because you have a place in Italy.
                                         
                                         A little bit.
                                         
                                         Is this where it's from?
                                         
                                         I like Italian and French wines
                                         
                                         probably my favourite.
                                         
                                         So is this where you explain
                                         
                                         anything about this wine?
                                         
                                         Because to be honest,
                                         
    
                                         I just like stuff that's...
                                         
                                         I don't know what I like,
                                         
                                         but whenever I try an expensive bottle,
                                         
                                         I never seem to like it.
                                         
                                         I think this should be a Sangiovese.
                                         
                                         Tell me what...
                                         
                                         I don't know anything, so...
                                         
                                         I've started collecting a little bit.
                                         
    
                                         Do you use that app?
                                         
                                         What's that app?
                                         
                                         Vivino.
                                         
                                         I love Vivino.
                                         
                                         You got Vivino?
                                         
                                         I'm going to get it
                                         
                                         because everyone... You got Vivino? I have had Vivino. You got Vavino? I'm going to get it because everyone...
                                         
                                         You got Vavino? I have had Vavino, sometimes I use it and sometimes I don't.
                                         
    
                                         Do you want a Vavino now? It's a Chianti but it's a... I'm a member of the Wine Society.
                                         
                                         No, that's a fancy one. Oh I got that as a wedding present, it's really good a present.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it's lovely. Yeah. Lovely.
                                         
                                         You wanted to be a chef then?
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         So is that why you failed your GCSEs?
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         No, but after I failed my GCSEs, my dad said,
                                         
    
                                         yeah, do you want to, let's do them again.
                                         
                                         And if you do them again and it goes well,
                                         
                                         then we'll do A-levels.
                                         
                                         If not, you've got to think about what you want to do.
                                         
                                         And I was like, if I fail next time,
                                         
                                         I'm just going to, I definitely want to be a chef.
                                         
                                         Do you cook a lot? Four or five want to do and I was like if I fail next time I'm just going to I definitely want to be a chef do you cook a lot?
                                         
                                         four or five times a week
                                         
    
                                         I'd say
                                         
                                         okay
                                         
                                         what was the last thing you cooked?
                                         
                                         alright so
                                         
                                         we had a couple of mates around
                                         
                                         on Saturday night
                                         
                                         and I bought some halibut
                                         
                                         and I cooked
                                         
    
                                         and I pan fried that
                                         
                                         and then
                                         
                                         got it over the line in the oven
                                         
                                         and then I did
                                         
                                         I did some sort of
                                         
                                         crushed potatoes with that
                                         
                                         and then I did
                                         
                                         there's this place in LA called
                                         
    
                                         Jolena
                                         
                                         so I had their cookbook
                                         
                                         they do this lovely chargrilled broccoli
                                         
                                         broccolini
                                         
                                         and then I did
                                         
                                         their dressing with that is
                                         
                                         red wine vinegar and garlic and chilli
                                         
                                         so I did that
                                         
    
                                         and then that was the and chili so I did that. Yeah, good. Yeah.
                                         
                                         And then that was the side and then I did like a classic kind of Italian sort of parsley
                                         
                                         lemon.
                                         
                                         You just can't go wrong with parsley and lemon.
                                         
                                         And a little bit of butter, a little bit of olive oil and a little bit of water.
                                         
                                         Lovely.
                                         
                                         And I emulsified that a little bit and then over the fish.
                                         
                                         Did you do a pud?
                                         
    
                                         Really simple.
                                         
                                         Did they bring pud?
                                         
                                         Cheese.
                                         
                                         Cheese.
                                         
                                         Oh so you're, are you, have you got more of a savoury cheese than a sweet cheese?
                                         
                                         No, I like a little bit of sweet stuff.
                                         
                                         But I don't cook desserts enough.
                                         
                                         I need to.
                                         
    
                                         So where do you...
                                         
                                         I mean, you like to cook,
                                         
                                         but where do you eat out in London?
                                         
                                         I know that's an annoying question,
                                         
                                         but some of your go-tos.
                                         
                                         Okay, so...
                                         
                                         We eat a lot of fish out,
                                         
                                         so I love the old school fish restaurants.
                                         
    
                                         I'm so annoyed that we didn't do the salmon tonight.
                                         
                                         No, I'm glad you didn't.
                                         
                                         No, I'm glad we didn't actually, Jesse.
                                         
                                         I'm glad you didn't.
                                         
                                         Okay, well, when you were going to have a lighter dinner,
                                         
                                         we were going to do salmon.
                                         
                                         Now you're having ribs.
                                         
                                         I'm glad I haven't.
                                         
    
                                         I'm glad we're doing ribs.
                                         
                                         Okay, fine.
                                         
                                         All right, fine.
                                         
                                         I did, I love Bentley's.
                                         
                                         That's a lovely old school, Bentley's.
                                         
                                         It's a really lovely old school fish restaurant.
                                         
                                         We go,
                                         
                                         Irish guy called Richard Corrigan
                                         
    
                                         took it on a while ago
                                         
                                         and it's one of those restaurants
                                         
                                         that's been there for like hundreds of years
                                         
                                         but then he took it on
                                         
                                         as kind of like,
                                         
                                         it's a really fun place to eat now.
                                         
                                         Downstairs,
                                         
                                         upstairs is a little bit stuffy for me
                                         
    
                                         but downstairs I love.
                                         
                                         And it's on Swallow Street,
                                         
                                         that's Mayfair.
                                         
                                         I love those old,
                                         
                                         Scots.
                                         
                                         I like Scots.
                                         
                                         Scots and Sheikis
                                         
                                         are the two kind of old classics.
                                         
    
                                         I've never been to Joe Sheikis.
                                         
                                         Oh, Joe Sheikis is great.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I'd like to go there.
                                         
                                         But like Scots, I went with my manager and I thought it was such good food.
                                         
                                         Oh, it's wonderful, isn't it?
                                         
                                         Me and my friends do a supper club every three months.
                                         
                                         And then it was my turn to host last summer.
                                         
                                         And then recently I'd taken my team out for dinner once a year,
                                         
    
                                         just after Christmas.
                                         
                                         We don't do it for Christmas, we do it after Christmas.
                                         
                                         So I hired this place.
                                         
                                         It's called the London Shell Company.
                                         
                                         And it's a boat.
                                         
                                         And they go from Paddington Basin up to Camden and back in three hours.
                                         
                                         And you don't have to hire the boat.
                                         
                                         And they do a five-course fish menu. And it's always lovely inside.
                                         
    
                                         It's all sort of farrow and bald
                                         
                                         and you know
                                         
                                         yeah it's really lovely
                                         
                                         how did you find out
                                         
                                         about this
                                         
                                         do you know
                                         
                                         the strangest thing
                                         
                                         they put a flyer
                                         
    
                                         through my door
                                         
                                         oh my god
                                         
                                         I know
                                         
                                         when does that
                                         
                                         ever happen
                                         
                                         and it was delicious
                                         
                                         and it was terrific
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
    
                                         that's such a good idea
                                         
                                         lovely guy called
                                         
                                         Harry and his sister
                                         
                                         Leah
                                         
                                         that's great
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         so hon you do a supper club?
                                         
                                         Yeah, once every three months.
                                         
    
                                         Once every three months?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         How many are in your supper club?
                                         
                                         About 12.
                                         
                                         And you just rotate?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And normally, we have to decide...
                                         
                                         You're a real foodie.
                                         
    
                                         We decide who does...
                                         
                                         I am, yeah.
                                         
                                         We decide who does the...
                                         
                                         Shit, Jessie.
                                         
                                         I know.
                                         
                                         Shit.
                                         
                                         We decide who does the next supper club.
                                         
                                         During the next...
                                         
    
                                         During that supper club.
                                         
                                         During the dinner.
                                         
                                         Wow, this looks incredible.
                                         
                                         I love that he's like a fish person.
                                         
                                         We've given him short ribs.
                                         
                                         No, I'm a big meat guy as well.
                                         
                                         I love going to rules.
                                         
                                         That's so funny.
                                         
    
                                         We were just talking about the martini lounge.
                                         
                                         Oh, it's nice.
                                         
                                         Martini bar there.
                                         
                                         I've never been.
                                         
                                         How many can we eat of these ribs?
                                         
                                         I'll just, I'll have one, Mum.
                                         
                                         Do you want to introduce what you're having?
                                         
                                         This is sticky beef short ribs.
                                         
    
                                         I hope it's all right.
                                         
                                         Now talk me through this.
                                         
                                         Is this a traditional dish?
                                         
                                         No, it isn't.
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         Oh.
                                         
                                         I just like short ribs,
                                         
                                         because I love short ribs.
                                         
    
                                         Why do you love short ribs so much?
                                         
                                         I just think they're really sweet and nice,
                                         
                                         and I think they cook well
                                         
                                         and they're inexpensive
                                         
                                         and these are from Gingerpig
                                         
                                         their sausages are the best sausages
                                         
                                         you've ever had
                                         
                                         they're probably about
                                         
    
                                         £3 each
                                         
                                         but they are wonderful
                                         
                                         so I got them for the Ed Sheeran podcast
                                         
                                         and they're courses
                                         
                                         the meat courses
                                         
                                         so I've done
                                         
                                         the pork
                                         
                                         the beef
                                         
    
                                         and the lamb
                                         
                                         have you
                                         
                                         and the sausage course
                                         
                                         yeah it's really good
                                         
                                         you've been on all
                                         
                                         of these courses
                                         
                                         god
                                         
                                         beef is unbelievable
                                         
    
                                         you are like a real
                                         
                                         yeah aren't I
                                         
                                         god you've totally
                                         
                                         validated it
                                         
                                         so like would you
                                         
                                         ever open a restaurant
                                         
                                         I have
                                         
                                         we had a restaurant
                                         
    
                                         for seven years
                                         
                                         it was the hardest
                                         
                                         thing I've ever done
                                         
                                         in my life
                                         
                                         really
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         don't
                                         
                                         the first restaurant
                                         
    
                                         in Brighton
                                         
                                         it was so difficult.
                                         
                                         Did you think it was going to be much more fun than it was?
                                         
                                         Yeah, it was much more.
                                         
                                         The first three years were a lot of fun.
                                         
                                         Do you want to tell me more of what happened?
                                         
                                         No, it was so nice, thank you.
                                         
                                         And then life happened.
                                         
    
                                         And then we weren't the bright young thing in Brighton anymore.
                                         
                                         And then one of my partners left.
                                         
                                         And then I sort of had to be involved in it a bit more than I thought I was going to.
                                         
                                         What was it called?
                                         
                                         It was called Fishy Fishy.
                                         
                                         And then...
                                         
                                         Whereabouts was it?
                                         
                                         It was in East Street in Brighton.
                                         
    
                                         It was lovely.
                                         
                                         It was a great location.
                                         
                                         And then we went to...
                                         
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         And then business rates went up
                                         
                                         and then it got to a point where you just go,
                                         
                                         do you know what?
                                         
                                         We can't really pass these costs on
                                         
    
                                         and we're not making any more money
                                         
                                         and so we just decided to call it a day.
                                         
                                         So you wouldn't open another restaurant?
                                         
                                         I never say never, because I did.
                                         
                                         There were parts of it that really excited me.
                                         
                                         But you've got to get right all the time.
                                         
                                         It can't be something you do and you dip in and out of it.
                                         
                                         It's got to be something you do
                                         
    
                                         and the people you're with are in it for the long haul.
                                         
                                         You've got to have people that you can completely rely on.
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         I just want to know what you eat for breakfast.
                                         
                                         A lot of porridge.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         I'm hungry as soon as I wake up.
                                         
                                         Right, okay.
                                         
    
                                         I know that.
                                         
                                         And then I, but then I exercise.
                                         
                                         Not straight away.
                                         
                                         Tell me what you do.
                                         
                                         But early doors.
                                         
                                         So you have porridge and then you go and exercise.
                                         
                                         No, I can't eat before.
                                         
                                         So where do you exercise?
                                         
    
                                         A friend of mine, really odd.
                                         
                                         So my friend Sid, who's my producer on X Factor
                                         
                                         we would be
                                         
                                         travelling
                                         
                                         like UK
                                         
                                         or away
                                         
                                         or wherever
                                         
                                         and we'd have
                                         
    
                                         so we'd have
                                         
                                         a lot of hotel breakfast
                                         
                                         and we'd be eating
                                         
                                         hotel breakfast
                                         
                                         and then I'd go
                                         
                                         what are you going to do
                                         
                                         before call time
                                         
                                         so call time was
                                         
    
                                         like one o'clock
                                         
                                         in the afternoon
                                         
                                         and he'd go
                                         
                                         I'm going to go
                                         
                                         for a run in a minute
                                         
                                         and I'd go
                                         
                                         what
                                         
                                         we just had eggs
                                         
    
                                         what are you
                                         
                                         and he'd go
                                         
                                         no I'll be fine
                                         
                                         in about 45 minutes
                                         
                                         for me it takes
                                         
                                         two to three hours to...
                                         
                                         So I get up in the morning.
                                         
                                         Now, if I'm going to exercise,
                                         
    
                                         then I'll have espresso and banana and some yoghurt
                                         
                                         and leave it a couple of hours and then exercise.
                                         
                                         And then I'll come back and I'm quite hungry.
                                         
                                         Or if I'm not going to exercise,
                                         
                                         so this morning I didn't exercise,
                                         
                                         but tomorrow I will be.
                                         
                                         Do you exercise every day?
                                         
                                         Every second day or third day.
                                         
    
                                         And then tomorrow, I'll train tomorrow.
                                         
                                         And so I'll get up early and have an espresso.
                                         
                                         And how long do you train for?
                                         
                                         Cereal or...
                                         
                                         So you're kind of like the bulletproof thing you kind of do.
                                         
                                         You never try the bulletproof?
                                         
                                         No, what's that?
                                         
                                         Okay, so you have coffee in the morning and you have it with this oil.
                                         
    
                                         I think it's like a collagen booster or something or whatever.
                                         
                                         And then you put ghee or like grass-fed butter or coconut oil in.
                                         
                                         You whiz it up and it stops you being hungry.
                                         
                                         Oh, right.
                                         
                                         And it makes you far more effective.
                                         
                                         It made me really focused and it makes you train harder.
                                         
                                         Work and training.
                                         
                                         Did it work for you?
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, it did.
                                         
                                         I mean, I definitely...
                                         
                                         But then my trainer was like,
                                         
                                         have a protein shake after you work out.
                                         
                                         But I definitely felt really focused.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And it fills you up
                                         
                                         and it kind of tastes almost like a latte.
                                         
    
                                         Oh, that's good.
                                         
                                         But it's really, really supposed
                                         
                                         to really help your concentration.
                                         
                                         You should maybe try it
                                         
                                         just because if you like the espresso thing
                                         
                                         and it feels...
                                         
                                         It's a bit weird thinking
                                         
                                         that you're going to have
                                         
    
                                         butter in your coffee
                                         
                                         but it's kind of delicious
                                         
                                         I love coffee
                                         
                                         okay so you were a runner
                                         
                                         on Light Lunch
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         oh that was a great
                                         
                                         Melon Sue
                                         
    
                                         that was terrific
                                         
                                         no I was a researcher
                                         
                                         on Light Lunch
                                         
                                         that was terrific
                                         
                                         okay
                                         
                                         because
                                         
                                         we had a big
                                         
                                         kind of catering truck
                                         
    
                                         out the back
                                         
                                         and people were coming
                                         
                                         and wonderful chefs
                                         
                                         were coming every day like Jean-Christophe Novelli and James Martin and people would come in and wonderful chefs would come in every day
                                         
                                         like Jean-Christophe Novelli
                                         
                                         and James Martin
                                         
                                         and people,
                                         
                                         you know,
                                         
    
                                         you would get these kind of great,
                                         
                                         I guess that first generation of TV chefs,
                                         
                                         like the first kind of post-Keith Floyd
                                         
                                         generation of TV chefs
                                         
                                         and so we'd have this homemade team
                                         
                                         that would always be cooking up this stuff.
                                         
                                         So after,
                                         
                                         Great.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah,
                                         
                                         so after we finished the show,
                                         
                                         Everyone ate.
                                         
                                         Everyone ate
                                         
                                         and everyone ate well.
                                         
                                         I remember eating goose for the first time.
                                         
                                         Linda Allen cooked goose.
                                         
                                         I was just, I remember,
                                         
    
                                         it was just this marvel kind of going on in your mouth.
                                         
                                         It was lovely.
                                         
                                         It was a really special time, actually.
                                         
                                         I've got some, I think lunch and T4
                                         
                                         are the two things I've done where
                                         
                                         I still have that same group of friends.
                                         
                                         They're still my friends, really.
                                         
                                         Really?
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         It was a fun, I mean, I watched T4.
                                         
                                         It felt like the coolest gig to have.
                                         
                                         Who was on it?
                                         
                                         Who was on T4?
                                         
                                         Nick Grimshaw was on it, right?
                                         
                                         Yeah, Grimshaw was on After Us.
                                         
                                         Jamina Jamal.
                                         
    
                                         Jamina Jamal.
                                         
                                         Makita.
                                         
                                         He's now a big actress.
                                         
                                         Yeah, she's doing well, isn't she?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         In the States.
                                         
                                         I started with me, Ben Shepard, Margarita Taylor.
                                         
                                         Ben Shepard?
                                         
    
                                         Margarita Taylor? Where's Margarita? June Sarpol. Capital, isn't sheepard, Margarita Taylor. Ben Shepard? Yeah, he did. Where's Margarita?
                                         
                                         June Sarpol.
                                         
                                         Capital, yeah?
                                         
                                         Oh, she's called June Sarpol, yeah.
                                         
                                         And then when we...
                                         
                                         Yeah, we were, yeah.
                                         
                                         Yeah, that was almost 20 years ago.
                                         
                                         Was it music?
                                         
    
                                         It was a magazine programme.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it was over TV.
                                         
                                         So we started, and it was my first live gig,
                                         
                                         and Andy Peters was our boss, commissioning editor,
                                         
                                         and director and producer.
                                         
                                         And Andy was a great producer, so he taught us a lot.
                                         
                                         You always have to wear talkback, so you're in ear.
                                         
                                         It always has to be open so you hear everything.
                                         
    
                                         He insisted on it, so if anything ever goes wrong,
                                         
                                         you can deal with it.
                                         
                                         So you're not on Switch, so you either have switch where they press a button
                                         
                                         and you will hear what they want you to hear.
                                         
                                         When you have open, we hear everything.
                                         
                                         So anyone that walks into the gallery, you hear them.
                                         
                                         You hear people coming down.
                                         
                                         Even when you're presenting?
                                         
    
                                         All the time.
                                         
                                         Do you still do that?
                                         
                                         Yeah, I've got five, six voices in my ear once.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it's quite full on.
                                         
                                         And he insisted on it.
                                         
                                         That's actually serious training
                                         
                                         yeah he was really strict
                                         
                                         like couldn't shoe on the floor
                                         
    
                                         couldn't shoe gum on the floor
                                         
                                         didn't like
                                         
                                         didn't like you wearing black
                                         
                                         weirdly
                                         
                                         oh right
                                         
                                         yeah really odd
                                         
                                         but a really good producer
                                         
                                         very good commissioning editor
                                         
    
                                         and a really good studio director
                                         
                                         like
                                         
                                         he's filmed music
                                         
                                         really well too
                                         
                                         I find that so interesting
                                         
                                         I know
                                         
                                         you have like
                                         
                                         but you have six people
                                         
    
                                         in your
                                         
                                         yeah you've got
                                         
                                         your director
                                         
                                         your producer
                                         
                                         your script supervisor
                                         
                                         and then you've also got to interview somebody that's right next to you.
                                         
                                         But is X Factor your dream?
                                         
                                         If you were thinking when you were starting out...
                                         
    
                                         I'd love a talk show.
                                         
                                         I'd love interviewing people.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I think you should have a talk show.
                                         
                                         Why don't you have a talk show?
                                         
                                         Because I think...
                                         
                                         I don't know.
                                         
                                         Because I...
                                         
                                         Look, talk shows...
                                         
    
                                         Why don't you do your own talk show?
                                         
                                         I'd like to do that.
                                         
                                         Table Manners, this is the podcast
                                         
                                         what is your worst
                                         
                                         table manner
                                         
                                         about other people
                                         
                                         or do you not
                                         
                                         actually mind
                                         
    
                                         how people are
                                         
                                         phones
                                         
                                         phones
                                         
                                         sorry
                                         
                                         oh my god
                                         
                                         I've got my phone
                                         
                                         right there
                                         
                                         and it's been going off
                                         
    
                                         all the time
                                         
                                         it's when
                                         
                                         no I don't mind
                                         
                                         about that
                                         
                                         it's just different
                                         
                                         I think when you're out
                                         
                                         I think home is
                                         
                                         slightly different
                                         
    
                                         when you're out
                                         
                                         if people start
                                         
                                         looking at a phone
                                         
                                         if you've got a work call
                                         
                                         I get it no I don't some people work to work i get it
                                         
                                         people are talking if you have if you're having dinner with someone and they start checking their
                                         
                                         instagram or something that's just so you did it in the savoy and jesse did it did i did i yeah
                                         
                                         okay thank you very much um i'm not a massive fan of people eating whilst walking.
                                         
    
                                         Oh.
                                         
                                         Don't you ever do it?
                                         
                                         You don't like a pret a manger?
                                         
                                         A gentleman is allowed to have an ice cream when he's walking.
                                         
                                         Okay, but a girl, a woman, a lady?
                                         
                                         Oh, she can do what she likes.
                                         
                                         Okay, right.
                                         
                                         But a gentleman.
                                         
    
                                         Okay, right.
                                         
                                         But you don't want them stuffing your pie in there?
                                         
                                         Oh, no, no, no, no.
                                         
                                         Sit down for a second. A good Greggs. Just save her the moment. But you don't want them stuffing your pie in there. Oh, no, no, no, no. Sit down for a second.
                                         
                                         Just save it a moment.
                                         
                                         But you can't sit in Greg's.
                                         
                                         Then stand in Greg's.
                                         
                                         It's a big pie.
                                         
    
                                         Can you call your brother down to sort the pud?
                                         
                                         Okay, so we're a bit worried it's slightly burnt.
                                         
                                         No, it isn't burnt, darling.
                                         
                                         It's got sugar in the pastry.
                                         
                                         It's caramelised.
                                         
                                         It might be a bit burnt.
                                         
                                         But you don't have to tell everyone
                                         
                                         right alex
                                         
    
                                         my face i can nearly see you know what when you make a mistake you don't draw attention to it
                                         
                                         i'm not going to serve it i I will serve it. Alex is basically...
                                         
                                         I've never made pastry in my life. This is his room. That is a bit funny.
                                         
                                         Okay good luck Alex. Oh Alex is great. It's good. Your pastry is not bad. It's butter. I love it. It should be.
                                         
                                         It's got a real zing to it too. It's got 450ml of lemon juice in it. That's quite a lot right? Alex, it's actually good.
                                         
                                         Shall we say why the baked potato taste is so good? It's because Alex spilt a lot of the lemon on the baked potatoes
                                         
                                         apparently
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
    
                                         final question
                                         
                                         before we release you
                                         
                                         to go back to Dee
                                         
                                         we would have loved
                                         
                                         to have had you
                                         
                                         Dee
                                         
                                         yeah I'd love to
                                         
                                         last supper
                                         
    
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         before you're going
                                         
                                         on a diet
                                         
                                         how many courses
                                         
                                         you can have
                                         
                                         whatever you like
                                         
                                         you're going to die so you can have whatever you like. You're going to die.
                                         
                                         So you can have whatever you want.
                                         
    
                                         Jessie, I don't like the die thing.
                                         
                                         Okay, you're never going to eat again.
                                         
                                         You're going away for six months.
                                         
                                         I'm happy.
                                         
                                         Let's just go dying.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         All right.
                                         
                                         I'd have Norwegian prawns.
                                         
    
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         Just half point of those.
                                         
                                         They are taken from the fjords.
                                         
                                         And they are...
                                         
                                         I'm not a massive fan of a warm water prawn.
                                         
                                         You know, like a really cold... Like a massive fan of a warm water prawn, you know, like a really cold,
                                         
                                         like a Canadian prawn or a Greenland prawn,
                                         
                                         you know.
                                         
    
                                         And Norwegians love their prawns,
                                         
                                         to be a Norwegian prawn.
                                         
                                         And I probably have that with like a,
                                         
                                         a Muscadet,
                                         
                                         like a,
                                         
                                         I love all that West Coast,
                                         
                                         all the way,
                                         
                                         all European West Coast wines.
                                         
    
                                         So whether it's anything from,
                                         
                                         Oh,
                                         
                                         we're going wine pairing.
                                         
                                         No one's done this yet.
                                         
                                         I like this.
                                         
                                         anything Guari
                                         
                                         all the way down
                                         
                                         through to like an Albarino
                                         
    
                                         or Sancerre
                                         
                                         up top
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         and then I'd go
                                         
                                         in season sweet corn
                                         
                                         just a really simple
                                         
                                         a cob
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
    
                                         I love sweet corn
                                         
                                         would you have it with
                                         
                                         butter
                                         
                                         or would you have it with
                                         
                                         there's a place in New York
                                         
                                         called Cafe Havana
                                         
                                         yeah and you have it
                                         
                                         with the parmesan
                                         
    
                                         well there's like the white cheese.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         Have you been?
                                         
                                         The lime, no.
                                         
                                         But I know where it is, and I've had it on the, like, stall.
                                         
                                         You literally go, and you see the whole menu,
                                         
                                         and there's a really good menu.
                                         
                                         And it's just sweet corn.
                                         
    
                                         And you just go, and be told to order the sweet corn
                                         
                                         by anyone that goes there.
                                         
                                         And you go, come on, man, really?
                                         
                                         Barbecue.
                                         
                                         And you go, okay, fine, I'll take it.
                                         
                                         And it's just, it's unbelievable.
                                         
                                         That is a good one, actually. For about $5.'ll take it. And it's just, it's unbelievable. That is a good one, actually.
                                         
                                         For about $5.
                                         
    
                                         It's tasty.
                                         
                                         It's just too, it's unbelievable.
                                         
                                         And then I'd probably have a fish that would probably be John Dory or mackerel or, yeah,
                                         
                                         probably those two.
                                         
                                         With?
                                         
                                         Oh, with, yeah, Jersey Royals.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         This was what we were going to bloody cook him tonight.
                                         
    
                                         Anyway, okay.
                                         
                                         Yeah, we were.
                                         
                                         Fine, fine.
                                         
                                         It's freezing cold outside. Fine, fine. It's freezing cold outside.
                                         
                                         Fine, okay.
                                         
                                         We needed to do salmon.
                                         
                                         It was so nice.
                                         
                                         Actually, you could have gotten a weave in salmon.
                                         
    
                                         And then I'll finish up with Jesse, where's he been?
                                         
                                         Oh, God, he's such a charmer.
                                         
                                         Don't be leery.
                                         
                                         You've been, I know, well, I did do a really good one.
                                         
                                         I did it with stem ginger and poached nectarines and apricots in like musket.
                                         
                                         And it just worked. it was easy, it worked
                                         
                                         thank you so much for being on Table Manners
                                         
                                         I loved it
                                         
    
                                         you've been like the biggest foodie I think
                                         
                                         you've had, really?
                                         
                                         that's so nice, thanks Gail
                                         
                                         I loved it, no pleasure and I can't wait
                                         
                                         to hear a podcast or a talk show
                                         
                                         what do we say Irish?
                                         
                                         Slainte
                                         
                                         but L'chaim thank you, we didn't have enough gossip to hear a podcast or a talk show. What do we say, Irish? Shloyta. Shloyta.
                                         
    
                                         Shloyta.
                                         
                                         But L'Chaim.
                                         
                                         L'Chaim.
                                         
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         We didn't have enough gossip.
                                         
                                         No, I know.
                                         
                                         We're not gossip.
                                         
                                         No, we didn't.
                                         
    
                                         This isn't gossip.
                                         
                                         I feel like it's gossip.
                                         
                                         Oh, damn it.
                                         
                                         No, we can do better than this. There we go.
                                         
                                         Turn the mic off.
                                         
                                         Thank you so much
                                         
                                         for doing it.
                                         
                                         Thank you, Dan.
                                         
    
                                         Jessie. Yeah. Thank you, Dermot. Jessie?
                                         
                                         Yeah?
                                         
                                         I think we should have made more effort with the food.
                                         
                                         I didn't know we had, like, a superfoodie on.
                                         
                                         That was like a booby trap.
                                         
                                         I know.
                                         
                                         He does supper club, Mum.
                                         
                                         And he really likes fish.
                                         
    
                                         I know, sorry.
                                         
                                         Like, everything was fish.
                                         
                                         Everything in his last meal is fish
                                         
                                         I know and he had a fish restaurant
                                         
                                         called Fishy Fish
                                         
                                         I know but he did
                                         
                                         get stuck into the short ribs
                                         
                                         I feel like he would you know he's just a
                                         
    
                                         nice guy yeah we will never
                                         
                                         know whether Dermot liked our sticky ribs
                                         
                                         or not that's true because he was always going to eat
                                         
                                         them however I do think he loved
                                         
                                         the chicken soup.
                                         
                                         Darling, I know what I'm doing.
                                         
                                         Like he was cupping that bowl and like one of the three bears.
                                         
                                         That was good.
                                         
    
                                         Can I just say, he's more handsome in real life.
                                         
                                         Oh yeah.
                                         
                                         And did you get the hug?
                                         
                                         The hug.
                                         
                                         Mum, did you feel his arms?
                                         
                                         He is the best hugger.
                                         
                                         No, yeah. Yeah, very strong. hug? The hug. Mum, but did you feel his arms? He is the best hugger. No, yeah.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         He holds on very strong.
                                         
                                         He works out.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         But he does do the best hugs ever.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         He's the most delightful person.
                                         
                                         I know.
                                         
                                         Would have liked a bit more goss, wouldn't you?
                                         
    
                                         Definitely want to know about Simon.
                                         
                                         You should have said off the record more, Mum.
                                         
                                         I couldn't do that, darling,
                                         
                                         because I didn't feel I wanted to compromise him.
                                         
                                         I just didn't want to be that nosy.
                                         
                                         I feel like we've just had our biggest foodie.
                                         
                                         And you did baked potatoes.
                                         
                                         You said, oh, it doesn't matter.
                                         
    
                                         Mum, there's nothing wrong with a baked potato.
                                         
                                         I think it actually really complemented the sticky ribs.
                                         
                                         Do you?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Nothing wrong with a baked potato.
                                         
                                         We started off with Jewish.
                                         
                                         We went into louisiana
                                         
                                         and we left via paris
                                         
    
                                         thank you so much for listening to table manners it's been a pleasure to have derma o'leary on the
                                         
                                         show uh i've been Jessie Ware and...
                                         
                                         You know the score. You're supposed to introduce yourself now.
                                         
                                         I know you don't.
                                         
                                         It's season two.
                                         
                                         Don't do that, darling.
                                         
                                         You say goodnight from my mum,
                                         
                                         then bye-bye.
                                         
    
                                         Well, mum, I thought you were versatile.
                                         
                                         Because people might not be listening at night.
                                         
                                         Okay, you've been listening to Table Manners.
                                         
                                         I'm Jessie Ware,
                                         
                                         and I'm still here with my mum. Penny. Okay, you still haven't to Table Manners. I'm Jessie Ware, and I'm still here with my mum.
                                         
                                         Penny.
                                         
                                         Okay, you still haven't got the hang of this.
                                         
                                         It's driving me mad.
                                         
    
                                         You should know better.
                                         
                                         Did you see how I just, like,
                                         
                                         rolled off the tongue now for me?
                                         
                                         I know, but did you see how Dermot lent into the...
                                         
                                         He knew.
                                         
                                        ...the microphone?
                                         
                                         He was a professional.
                                         
                                         He knew.
                                         
    
                                         I know.
                                         
                                         You could learn a lot from him.
                                         
                                         And me.
                                         
                                         I'm not going to be a radio presenter though am I
                                         
                                         you never know
                                         
                                         maybe
                                         
                                         thank you so much for listening
                                         
                                         oh man I feel very full
                                         
    
                                         do you
                                         
                                         I do
                                         
                                         did you not like the food
                                         
                                         I did like it
                                         
                                         it's just I think we need to go lighter next time
                                         
                                         okay darling
                                         
                                         it's quite heavy
                                         
                                         I know it's winter
                                         
    
                                         it's not heavy
                                         
                                         you only had one little bit
                                         
                                         I think we need spring to come
                                         
                                         so I can have something lighter
                                         
                                         springy
                                         
                                         thank you so much for listening
                                         
                                         say goodbye to your fans mum
                                         
                                         bye
                                         
    
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