Table Manners with Jessie and Lennie Ware - Second Helpings - Jade Thirlwall
Episode Date: August 6, 2025Week 2 of our summer Second Helpings and we’re travelling back to November 2021 where we had pop princess, Jade Thirwall. Jade came over to mums for her favourite meal, a roast chicken dinner with a...ll the trimmings! Turning up in full glam after a long photo shoot, it was just what the doctor ordered for our girl. She talked about her mum’s mince pies - and not the Christmas kind - her penchant for putting crisps in a tuna sarnie, drinking Malibu and always wanting the economy meal on the aeroplane. We discuss her beautiful relationship with the LGBTQ+ community and her obsession with Diana Ross. It’s all in there! Thank you Jade, you gem! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello and welcome to Second Helpings,
where we give you some of our wonderful guests from years back
that we've enjoyed wonderful dinners and chats with.
This week, we have the brilliant Jade.
She's one of the people that has one name now.
Like, Cher?
Was she still in Little Mix when we had her?
Yes, she was.
It was season 12.
It was recorded in Clapham, and it was back in 2021.
She came over because Little Mix had a greatest,
hits record out to mark their 10th anniversary.
And both her bandmates, Leanne and Perry, were on maternity leave.
So she was doing all the promo for a last.
She's that kind of gal.
Lenny, you made a delicious roast dinner with all the trimmings
because we know how much Jade loves a roast dinner.
And she'd just come from a photo shoot and she looked incredibly glamorous.
Also, can we also say that Jade has gone on to have such an exciting solo career?
She made the best pop song of 2024.
Angel of my dream.
She's so brilliant.
I went to watch her at Glastonbury
where she absolutely killed it in the woods.
She's got a gorgeous voice.
Yes, she's gifted.
She's brilliant.
So we're so happy to see all the success she's having.
Here it is, Jade on Table Manors.
You've rocked up.
You've been kicked out of your cab.
I don't understand what happened there.
You're not so gorgeous.
They wouldn't wait for me.
Thank you.
To ascribe to the listener what are you wearing.
So I am wearing a very colourful, bogey track suit.
Oversized, colourful, the rainbow colours are fully in there.
What's on the front there?
Skull with a knife through it.
Oh, a skull with a knife.
It looks like you're going to go skateboarding.
Yeah, it's giving Ed Hardy.
It is quite, is it Ed Hardy?
No, it's a cheaper version of it.
I think.
Yeah, so that
And then I'm giving you an Ariana Grande
A ponytail
It's a freaking pony
It is, isn't it?
Is that all yours, darling?
I wish
Well, a lot of it is, about to here
Well, Cheryl Cole, when we said
Is that your shell?
Should I bought it?
Yeah, she is.
To be honest, I don't usually wear
extra pieces and things
But I've been at a photo shoot a day
And I had to give them all
Do you like photos shoots?
I hate them.
Not really.
They're quite tedious, aren't there?
They're quite tedious, aren't there?
I know.
I know. We did seven looks today.
Wow. How long have you been there?
Yeah. So I've been there since this morning.
You're knackard. You need a good...
I'm cream crackers.
Yeah, I bet you are.
Have you actually? Don't, because that could bring it out of the eye.
Oh, God. I've made you roast chicken stuffing, roasties.
cauliflower cheese.
Do you know what that's honestly my favourite meal in the world?
Well, we did get told.
It's one of my favourites as well.
Northern Stodge.
Sunday roast.
Anything roasted is right up my street.
We thought that's what you needed after a hard day's work.
I really do.
Oh, I'm thrilled to be here.
Cheers, we've got champagne, cheers.
It is lovely to have you.
Oh, I'm so happy to move this happen.
It's been a long time coming.
It has, but you're here now, and that's all that matters.
But I just have to say that this ponytail is sensational.
And the eye makeup is sensational.
I kind of feel like you're wasted being in Clapham today
when you should be going out to a gay club.
Actually, I've wiped a lot of this off in the car with the baby way
because before it was like a big dramatic glittery situate.
I like all that.
I know I should have kept it on.
But do you like those full lashes or do you like the individual?
I like the individuals, usually.
Mum's a bit more on natural.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm not own natural.
As long as I have red lipstick on, I'm happy.
Oh, if you've got a lip on, you're good.
Yeah.
Life is lovely, actually.
I'm having a ball at the minute.
You're doing loads of promo?
Do lots of promo?
The promos around the greatest hits?
Yes.
So we've got a sort of greatest hits album happening with a few new tracks.
We've just released, well, we've got a song out called Love Sweet Love.
And obviously both the girls are on maternity leave.
Yeah, so how's that working out?
Are you basically, is that why you're doing seven looks, babes?
I'm just womaning the fort.
So they're not doing the promo, so you literally are taking one for the team.
I'm doing the whole shebang, yeah.
You're a good girl.
No, I'm happy to, because I'd hate to be at home twiddling me thumbs.
I like being busy.
I like working.
So I'm more than happy to do it while they're resting off.
But I feel like you're quite...
Have you seen the baby?
Have you seen the babies?
Are you godmother to both?
Well, the fabulous rich auntie is the title, I think.
I've seen Leys Bubba's so far.
She's got twins.
Yes.
Oh, Greg, she wasn't even that big.
No, she's Diddy.
She managed that well, didn't she?
I know.
And she kept that quiet as well, very well.
Yeah.
Although for me, it was quite obvious to us because she is so tiny.
Like she had this big belly.
I felt like to us it was obvious she was having twins.
But, yeah, I went to see them not so long ago actually and they're beautiful.
I haven't seen Perry's yet.
I'm going to go and see her soon.
but I was also like
you know I wanted to give them a bit of space
because we are literally sisters
and we're obsessed with each other
but I didn't want to like
intrude and remind them of work too soon
do you know what I mean
so I give them a bit of time
but yeah it's very strange seeing them as mams
because I always see us as like kids still
I don't know why
I feel like it never leaves you
the moment you get famous
how old were you when you got chosen
I was 18
it was to Lisa it wasn't
yeah it was to Lisa she was on mental
You were 18?
I was 18, probably was 17.
Bloody hell.
Yeah, and like they say don't like when you get famous at the age, you kind of stay a bit.
Well, that's quite good, isn't it?
Yeah.
So, okay, so let's talk about you and your food and growing up in Newcastle.
South Shield.
Just outside Newcastle.
Okay, sorry.
No, no, it's fine.
And what's that famous thing they all eat there, parmy?
Parmy, yeah.
That's what Cheryl talks about, isn't I?
It's like chicken with cheese on the top.
Yes.
And it's very slimming.
It is, yeah.
Well, I mean, I'm not as a show about.
I'm just, I've grown up loving northern stodge.
Mints and dumplings.
Have you heard of that delicacy?
Yeah, I've heard about it.
Can you get it anywhere very good in London?
No, very rare.
Is it?
I don't think anywhere does it.
Do you make your dumplings with Sueet?
Sue it, yeah.
Do it properly.
Have you tried to make it yourself?
Yeah, I can make a mince and dumplings.
And does Jordan like that?
Well, he's, um, he doesn't eat red meat.
meat. So I try doing a veggie one, but it's just not a same.
With corn, it's not going to do the same. Sorry. No, it's got to be the proper lamb or beef
mints. Yeah. I bought some mints by richmond's. You know who make the sausages. Yeah. And it looks
exactly like beef mints the way of they've done it. What is it? Pork mints. No, it's soy
mints. Oh. Oh. It looks exactly like, you have a look. I would try richmond because I've tried
the vegan sausages. And are they good? They're all right actually. Yeah. The veggie sausages. But I love
a richmond sauce. It's so annoying being with the vegans. It's so annoying being with a
vegetarian if you're not.
As a northern hour, we love like red meat and, you know, lamb and mince and, you know, like
minced pies and steak bakes from Greggs.
Steak bakes.
We love it all.
The stodgy, the better.
So, yeah, but also being part Arab as well.
I grew up having a lot of curries.
Yes.
So my mom, my mom's half Yemeni and quarter Egyptian.
How excited.
So then I want to know what was on the dining table.
So, well, my grander used to cook a lot for me
And he'd make, it is literally just called Yemeni chicken soup
Which is like chicken on the bone
And it's quite a watery texture
A broth
Yeah, kind of brothy
And it's just goodness, lots of spices
What's it's flavoured with?
Lots of flavour, cardamine, what else is in there, tumouric
Cummin? Cuman?
Cuman? Cinnamon?
No.
All the Arab spices
Rasmu.
Or something like that or sumac or something.
And then you make with it Arab bread,
which is like so easy to make.
It's literally just butter, flour and...
I'd love to try that.
Was it like a flat bread?
Yeah, very flat, very buttery.
Can you make that?
I can make that, yeah.
Jay, will you give us your recipes for this?
I absolutely will.
Because I absolutely would love to make that.
Um, uh, no.
You did bake off, didn't you?
I did bake off.
How did you do?
I actually won it.
Oh!
But it was like best of a bad bunch.
I really looked out that week
because I went into it thinking
you're going to be terrible.
I love to bake but I'm not that good at it
but I just really enjoy it.
What was your showstopper that really stopped the show?
I did a gingerbread and meringue
Little Mixed concert.
Oh!
Yeah, it was really cute.
But on the day I'd prepared and prepared
and I thought, it's okay, I can do this.
But I can see why when people get in the tent
They have like meltdowns because it is quite stressful.
Is it hot in there?
It's hot.
Why is it so hot?
You're just in a little bacon oven.
Like, like it's a fucking oven.
And they've got loads of ovens going.
And they do it in the summer.
Always in the summer, yeah.
I suppose it adds to the drama, doesn't it?
What was poor Hollywood really like?
I fancy him.
Me too.
What is it?
It's the eyes.
It's the eyes.
He's so gorgeous and you know he's a badden.
Yeah.
But the eyes are gorgeous.
I think he loves.
that he's the one that walks around and watches you
and puts you on edge. Is he quite fit?
I mean, when he walks, is, is he good looking?
Yeah, yeah, he is. He was a bit shorter
in real life. Oh, it's so
disappointing, isn't it?
They're always short, aren't they? He was definitely shorter
than I thought he was going to be. But he was lovely.
But yeah, it puts you on edge a bit
because you're trying, you're already flapping because you know
if you're cooking for someone, well, you don't know exactly
what I'd say. You want to impress them, don't you?
Yeah, you do. But when you've got them peering over you every two
seconds as you're doing it and then asking
your questions as you're cooking.
And you're like, I'm sifting.
I'm like, I'm measuring.
And he was talking about, don't we swear all the time?
Oh dear, that's all right then.
And did he talk about your soggy bottoms and things like that?
Yeah, because like we, I think for the, it's not the technical,
the one way you can't see it until they reveal it to you.
Oh, yeah.
It was a cherry lattice pie.
Oh my God.
But luckily for me, in lockdown, my mom had literally just taught us all over FaceTime
how to make a pie.
So I looked out there as well.
It was like, all the stars aligned really did.
And I was like, oh, I know, just.
how I made a pie, not a cherry one, but...
So you had your mum cooking a lot?
Yes, my mum loves to cook.
And so she was kind of doing lattice pies.
Yeah, she was...
Any sort of pie.
Any pie?
You know, corned beef pie.
Oh, right.
Mint's pie.
But that's mince meat pie?
Yeah, yeah.
Not a Christy one.
It's literally like minced meat with gravy and onions.
That sounds lovely.
Anything with gravy on is a winner for me.
So were you a fussy kid?
I mean, Jordan seems to think, I'm quite fuzzy, my boyfriend,
because I think I grew up just liking what I like.
I feel like my mom only made us what she liked as well.
So it was, you know, Sunday roast, mince and dumplings, you know, pies, fish and chips.
Very, like, standard, you know, British cuisine, I suppose.
And then on the other hand, it would be, like, curries and Arab food.
Where's your dad from?
So my dad's from England.
Yeah, he's white British.
Probably a bit of Irish.
And where did they meet?
So they actually met via my uncle who was in the army
and was friends with my dad
and introduced my mom to my dad
and that's how that kind of came about, yeah.
But there's quite a big Yemeni community in my hometown
because we live right on the port of time.
So my grander was in the merchant navy as a fireman,
came over to the UK and met my nana who was Egyptian.
Oh, how lovely.
Yeah, but I think my nana died when my mum was really young, so he remarried.
But, yeah, so that's kind of how...
So when you marry, Jordan, and you heard it here first,
are you going to have a bit of an Egyptian theme to the wedding?
Maybe, I don't know.
Are you going to come in on a throne, like Cleopatra?
Maybe I should.
I mean, I love being as extra as possible.
Yeah, I think the Cleopatra look would be...
The eyes are already there.
But you're obsessed with Diana Ross.
Yes, she's my idol.
Absolutely. How did that happen?
So, I genuinely believe growing up
that my mum was dying her off
because she looked the spit of her.
Really? Your mum has big hair?
Yeah, she had the big hair
and she's got big, doy eyes
and she let me believe that she was dying her ass.
And every time she'd like go to the bingo
with her friend, she'd be like, I'm going to do a concert
and I'd be obsessed.
My God, I love that.
So I want it to be just like her.
I know, I know, and this went on for a while.
Did you feel let down when you found out she wasn't dying?
Yeah, a little bit.
And you had the most amazing fancy dress birthday party.
Yes, I dressed up as that.
Mom, you need to see this picture.
It was pretty iconic.
How old were you?
Oh, it was a couple of years ago.
Oh, it was two years ago.
I did all growing up, like, I'd go to the school disco and all the cool kids would be
like, Hult and X and Rar Rost Skirts, and I'd turn up and like a chiff on Diana
Roscown.
I love this.
Yeah, so extra.
So did your mum know you were going to be a star from a young age?
I think so.
She definitely believed in me a lot.
Did you go to ballet and stage school?
Yes, did ballet, yes. Did ballet and tap.
So what grade did you get to?
Well, I remember there was a conversation about doing an audition for Royal Ballet
because I was really ditty.
Royal Ballet.
I mean, it never happened.
I didn't have me Billy Elliott moment.
This is very similar to Cheryl.
Yeah, no, I loved it and I think I just didn't love it enough though to do it properly
because I got to the point where everyone started, you know, when you go on points
and it's so damaging for your feet.
you only want to do it really if you want to be a ballerina
and you know mess your feet up like that because I had friends that had like
ingrown toenails and you know it was a hot mess and I just thought at that point
I set me mom oh no I can't be bothered so when you when you went for that audition you'd
obviously watch x-factor yes I didn't so I had auditioned for the first time when I was
15 and I got through to boot camp and they made me do that awkward thing where like all the
camera crew came at me school and I had to stand on stage assembly and be like I've got
the ex-veter and then I had to come back a few weeks later I'd be like oh I didn't get
through and it was like mortifying oh babe I know they really hyped it up but then you did get
through yes and I auditioned again yeah got through it why did you decide to audition again
because you just wanted it I just thought and you didn't know anybody in the industry
no like you know I'm from a very small working class northern town and I'd write songs and I
knew I wanted to be singing and I'd send in tapes to you know London
and the hopes I'd get scouted or whatever.
So for someone like me and me and my family,
I could never have afforded to move to London.
So that's why I really did appreciate Shores like the expert back then
because they gave, you know, people like me an opportunity to, you know, try and make it.
So, yeah, I went three times and then third time got put in the group.
Third time, lucky baby.
Yeah. So life on the road.
Yes.
Are you missing it?
Yes, massively.
How do you do?
I mean, I believe, like, you are.
Mega pop star. Girl group pop star. I believe that, you know, you're doing arenas. Like,
I want to know what food is on your rider, what you're demanding. I mean, I don't believe that you demand anything, Jade. You're too polite. But I need to know, because I mean, mine's an academy tour and I'm going to have a lovely time. But I just need some tips of something that's excellent on your rider. I mean, we're not that divorish, to be honest. It's like...
Do you have anything that you can't live without? I always have popcorn on the road.
Oh, that's nice.
I like popcorn as a snack.
Yep, that's a good idea.
But it has...
Does you make gassy, though, no?
Yeah, and there has been a few times where, like,
there'll be like popcorn in my teeth when I'm performing and I really feel it.
It's one of the...
Oh, baby, and it's a bugger to get out.
But it's like a good, like, snacker thing.
But I always have Yorkshire tea.
I love Yorkshirety.
That's the only one I have...
Are you an airplane, either?
We love aeroplane food.
Do you know what?
I'm the one that gets...
Because obviously we allow a business, the budget allows it with the labour and stuff.
I always ask for the economy menu.
You're kidding.
Why, Jane?
You're just doing bog standard chicken curry.
That's all I want.
I don't want this posh chewy beef off the aeroplane.
Oh, I love it.
Sometimes they can't make, like, posh food nice on an aeroplane.
Does that make sense?
So what is the posh food that you've been introduced to that actually quite like?
That I like.
Yeah.
But you're like, oh, I kind of like this life.
I don't know.
You're a sushi girl?
No, I don't like.
sushi. I don't blame you.
I was a bit scarred. Give me a dumpling.
A dumpling any day of the week.
We went to Japan once and
we had a team. I presume you're quite big in
Japan. You're big everywhere. Yeah, we do quite well in Japan and
Japan's like my favourite place in the world.
Why? It's just like a different
world and they don't care that you're British.
It's like you've learned our language or
you get lost in Japan.
And are the, are the, is your audience
older there or younger? A bit of everything actually.
We did a festival once.
And I remember seeing in the crowd, a lot of, like, grown men in little mixed t-shirts.
And this was back in the early days.
Oh, my God. Was this in Japan?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did you feel about that?
Were you like, finally the men?
Yeah, mate, I don't know.
I mean, like, the majority of my personal male fans are usually like LGBT, you know, and we love that.
Yeah.
But in Japan, it was different, I think.
I don't know.
They just love pop culture, though.
They love girl bands.
They love boy bands.
But, yeah, there was one time I went and they made us do this live TV.
thing and in their culture it's very rude
to not accept food like you have to eat
it and we went to a fish market
and it absolutely fucking stunk and I'm very bad with bad
smells like a wretchary isn't it was in Tokyo
the famous fish market if you had up the floor in the morning or something
and then we sat down and this is live TV
they presented us with like raw sushi
but it was like raw chicken sushi as well
oh my god you're getting some but it's rude not to as I had to
eat it and pretend I loved it on live TV
and then go through it up
Oh, and I see, it's giving us warm your mouth, thinking about it.
Oh, yeah, so maybe that's scarred us a bit, but...
What's your favourite drink?
As in alcohol?
Yeah.
I keep her classy and have a Malibu, do you know?
And do you like it, Matt.
With Malibu with...
With pineapple?
Pineapple, yeah, or like orange juice.
I do love...
We should have got some in.
I know, but it's like, I feel sometimes I'm embarrassed asking for it,
because it is a very, like, 14-year-old drink, isn't it?
It's definitely kind of a holiday romance drink.
Is that what I mean?
I think that's why I like it.
It reminds us of being on holiday.
Yeah.
I was drinking lots.
I'd just been to meet my other daughter in the Bahamas.
Only because I couldn't get into America.
I didn't need another holiday.
My tiny violin is.
Oh, that's such a shishy.
So we went and it was all cocktails.
It was Bahama Mama, yellow birds with galley.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like a Mai Tai, pardon them.
Boy, yummy.
My tie and a daquery.
I love a daquiry.
I want to know how this relationship, like this beautiful relationship between
you and the LGBTQ community happen
because it is a thriving, beautiful, real relationship
like particularly you have.
How did, when did you notice that this was a romance?
I feel like it's always been a part of my life,
like being an ally, but it's not until like the past few years
that I've understood what it means to being an ally
and how to do that properly.
But I suppose if I was like going right to the root of it,
I think even from
my first love was drag culture
before the sort of LGBT scene
and at a very young age
I didn't really obviously understand what that was
I would just see these divas like Diana Ross
or share and be obsessed with them
Have you ever been to funny girls in Blackpool?
No I haven't but I know I'd love it
I know I'd love it
It's absolutely it's like being in Paris
Yeah obsessed
I mean ish
A little a sprinkle of Blackpool
But we love a bit of Blackpool
But you know
Once a year, me, my family would always go to Benaddorm
and we'd go and see all the drag acts
and they'd always...
Yeah.
And they'd always emulate, you know, the big queens
and I'd watch it and be fascinated.
Yeah, there'd be loads of Diana Ross drag queens,
obviously, shame,
they'd do the spice girls,
and I'd just watch it and all and be like,
who are these amazing, like, adult cartoons?
And I'd love the big hair
and I'd try and copy it and the makeup.
So that was kind of like my first love of drag culture.
and then I always found I'd come home
like my dad and you know
all these like cis hetero men around me
would love it and then we'd get back home
and it was like suddenly not celebrated anymore
it was very bizarre so I would always associate Benadorn
with this magical land where like anyone was accepted
and then you'd come back home and it'd be like oh no we're not into that
you know what I mean so and then I'd get into musical theatre
and I had a lot of LGBT friends you know during my teenage years
a lot of gay friends who couldn't come out
or I would have to be their beard
or they'd have to move out of South Shields
to feel like they could live somewhere.
Do you think it's hard at North?
It's really hard.
I think it's that like, yeah,
a bit more small-minded,
a bit of an old-fashioned mentality.
And I don't think it's necessarily that
for a lot of people,
they are willing to listen,
but they just don't understand it
because it's like passed through generations, isn't it?
So if your granddad is like, you know,
being brought up to be homophobic,
then of course, their son is going to then, you know,
listen to that until they're gay yeah exactly and that toxic masculinity just seeps through each
generation until somebody tries to you know change it um so yeah it was it was very like that growing
up and so from a very young age i sort of understood that it was wrong and i didn't agree with it
but i didn't know how to express i suppose that i didn't agree with it and then um moved to london
you're so articulate am i explain it yeah oh thank you really you explain it beautifully oh that's
lovely to hear actually. Sometimes I worry about
my being articulate, being abroad
Georgie. It's so articulate.
But no, also you feel that
such a level of responsibility as an ally.
Yeah, yeah. And I think I moved to
London and of course it was my gay friends
that took me in and took me out to all the
gay bars and, you know, I
was what I would consider like a basic
bitch ally at that point.
Basic bitch. So, you know, very much loved the
scene, loved my gay friends, would
turn up to every event, but wasn't really
an active ally, so it was
speak. So yeah, that kind of went on for a bit. And then as the band grew, our LGBT
audience grew. And then I think it just got to a point with me where I thought, we're very
much benefiting from this audience and not giving much back in return. And so that's kind of
when I decided I wanted to be a better ally. I'd get messages from fans, you know, who were in
the closet or were struggling or were from a country where, you know, countries where it's illegal
and so I was like oh wow
like I've actually got a platform here
and I could really be doing more about that
so would you perform in Russia
I would initially say no
but then for instance we got a gig in Dubai
one time
and in my mind it was like I either don't go
or I go and make a statement
and give my fee to a charity
and you know
so I think it's case by case
I've got no intention of going to somewhere
like Russia anytime soon
because I obviously don't believe in, you know, what's going on there.
But at the same time, those places, more than anyone else, kind of need people to turn up and be an ally and, you know, fly that flag for them so they don't feel so alone.
And I think as an Arab woman as well, it's very important for me with my Middle East fans to show them that they can have someone, you know, to look up to and realise they're not alone in it sort of thing.
So, yeah, I guess it depends.
But, yeah, I reached out with Stonewall initially and asked to, like, meet with them.
and like sort of teach me how to be a better ally
and just learn more about it and the history
behind, you know, LGBT rights and all that stuff.
Amazing.
And it's just been like a gradual thing
and now, yeah, I feel like I have sort of
organically cemented myself in that world
and, yeah, I feel like
there's obviously still a lot more
I probably could be doing.
But I'm doing my best and that's all that matters, I think.
You are doing your best.
Yeah.
And you explain it beautifully.
But back to food.
Obviously.
I mean, I'm getting an inkling that you like, like, you know, quite scodgy.
How often do you go to Greggs, honestly, Jard?
Honestly, I live in Canary Wharf and they're just about an open one.
Oh my God.
I love that you're not interested.
Because nobody else in Canary Wharf is asking for a great.
Forget, you know what I mean.
Forget all the batch.
I'm shocked.
I'm shocked.
I absolutely understand that because they're sandwiches.
they're actually good aren't they're
tuna crunch
their tuna crunch is the best
I think I've stopped it
why I don't know
out on bloom of bread
it's very good
it's gorgeous
it's very good sweetness
to the tuna
and I appreciated that
and they're just lovely
I love that they're quite old school
that you turn up
and they've still got the hats on and stuff
yeah
you know every time you go there
it's like oh can I have a fresh one
they give a five minutes
sausage roll that is that long
fucking Ed Shear and at his wedding
had Greg sausage rolls
Piles up in a like
in a fucking pyramid
I feel like I would do that
that and Toby Collins
Carverie is a rostoeuvres.
Oh my Toby Carverie?
Yeah, all the gravy.
I'm going to make a good gravy tonight.
Now, I just need to understand Toby Carverie because I...
They don't have them in London, I don't think.
I've seen...
I think I've been to one in Isle of Wight.
I love them.
Same. You eat as much as you want.
Yeah, I do like that.
But you can keep going back.
You know that we love that.
But is Toby Carverie a chain or is it a style?
It's a chain.
No, it's a chain, darling.
Okay.
But I don't think many do that.
buffet style do they used to be one on the corner in Dulwich
the grove was a carvery yeah yeah I love a carvary
same well I guess we kind of got our fix with the BHS Christmas
dins when we go and serve on we love that
I used to love British home stores Christmas
but I'm so sorry they closed down there canteen
you go there for your Christmas dinner you have a little
chippilata with your stuffing I loved it
so I'm getting you on Bake Off
She likes normal food, darling.
Normal food.
So let's go into your last supper.
You're about to go to a desert island forever.
And you're having your last meal.
No, darling, six months.
No, I feel like we need to make the stakes a bit higher a year.
Start a main pud drink.
Starter would have to probably be a soup.
Really?
Not many people say that.
Danielle Heim said it.
and I poo-poohed her
and then I realised
that yours is my chicken soup
so I don't...
Like if you make a good soup
like anyone can make a soup
it's quite easy as me
but you know when you get an elite one
and you get a gorgeous bread with it
a dip in with her low-pa
Are you going like Yemeni
like are you going that soup?
Yeah like a Yemeni chicken soup
With the flat bread
With the flat bread
Bittery as hell
dipped in
I need to make this
Is it lemony?
No
It's just Yemeni
It's just Yemeni
It's just Yemeni
It's Yemeni it's Yemeni
Okay, so that's your starter
Yeah
With bits of chicken in it
Yeah
It's almost like stewy
Falling off the bone
Like super, love it
Yeah, stewed
I'm really interested
So I'm going to Google
Doing a soup like that
Is it?
Yeah
Will you send us a recipe?
I will actually
Do you know what
When my grandad died
We all like
We're looking for a recipe
And we couldn't find one anyway
Because he wouldn't tell her
And I thought you've
Tuck that in your grave
How day
And it was only like two years ago
We finally found the recipe online
And it's a decent one
And what's it called?
And I cried when I had it.
Because, you know, when a taste takes you back, I'd not had it for years.
What's it called Yemeni?
It's literally just called Yemeni chicken soup.
And the bread's called hubs.
Hubs.
Yeah.
Arab bread.
And yeah, it was like, I took us back to being a little girl.
It was amazing.
I think it's amazing when food does that actually.
You know, I can remind you the beautiful members.
Ask Jessie.
Oh, yeah.
Food is her most important thing.
My bag bowls in every European country.
Exactly.
Okay, so Maine.
Maine is probably a Sunday roast
And by your mother
Yeah
Because nobody makes it like your mum
Yeah
Don't you think
I hope so
Yeah
I mean I think yeah
I think my husband prefers his mother's
Like mams just make the best food
I feel like when
When you give birth
You're given like the superpower of like
Best cook
Best shoulder to cry on
I mean
My kids would disagree with you
Because they've never fucking eat my food
At the moment
Do they not?
It's a lot
You eat mine?
Yeah, they eat mums, though.
But I think there's like an emotional connection between mothers and food
because, like, I always remember no matter what would happen if I'd come in crying from school,
my mom would be like, do you want mince and dumplings?
And that would be like, oh, that sounds like my kind of woman.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, they just know what to make you.
She sold things through food?
Yes.
And it's very much like, you know, when you walk in a northern house, it's like if you don't
get off at a cup of tea, then that's quite rude.
So anything can be solved with a cup of tea.
Yeah.
Is your mum a bit like my mum was
That if you open the fridge door
There's enough to feed at least 10 people
For two days
During COVID I feel like my mum getting
She thought she was like going to be housing
South Shields to feed them for the unforeseeable
And a bit like that
And my brother walks in the house
And he always goes in the freezer
And picks out what he wants and leaves with it
It's very that
We've actually got Arab hubs
That my grander made in my mum's freezer
That were just there forever
Oh, stop.
Yeah.
I mean,
ma'am's like, if anyone does touch them
and thinks it's like rubbish.
God, the trees are better not bloody breakdown.
Do you know what I mean?
So listen, you like Greg's and you like, obviously like a sandwich.
I love a sandwich.
What's the best feeling?
Of a sandwich?
Yeah.
This is a bit we heard.
Go on.
So the first bit's normal.
Tuna and salad cream of sweet corn.
Yeah.
With cheese and onion crisps.
Inside.
Inside.
Yeah.
It's honestly stunning.
It's like a tuna melt.
It's stunning.
White bread or brown bread?
White bread.
White bread.
That is an elite crisp sandwich.
An elite crisp sandwich.
I like, maybe we should make a cookbook of all the elite sandwiches.
But Jade's, Jay's coining elite crisp.
Okay, I like it.
And what would...
We haven't got, beyond, we've got soup.
So what's your main...
You know, with all the trimmings.
And then you put...
Lamb and gumming.
You have them together.
Yeah.
Oh, wow, she really does.
I double dinner.
Oh, I should have, maybe I should have done lamb tonight.
But I love chicken as well, by the way.
Do you?
Yeah, yeah.
But I would, yeah.
But if you're treating yourself.
Friday night, yeah, lamb is like, yeah.
Lam's like what you get at your Christmas dinner is.
Yeah.
It's a posh occasion.
Okay, so, you big pud fan?
Yes.
What is your hood?
Wow.
Apple crumbling custard.
Yeah.
See, I should have done.
Like a school dinner pudding for me.
So, me, I've tried something tonight.
I've never made it before, Panacotta.
I've never made it before.
But we're a bit worried.
It hasn't got enough wobble.
What do you mean we're a bit worried?
Well, we both are.
Yeah.
You are and I are.
No, I think I'd put slightly...
So, I've just been in Greece.
So we had...
Before she was in Bahamas, she was in Greece.
Right.
I'm setting a theme here.
Excuse me, I should be retired.
She likes a holly.
What's that woman called Shirley Temple?
It's given that.
So I have this Greek yogurt panacotta.
So it's a mixture of cream and Greek yogurt.
I do love that.
It was so delicious.
delicious. So I've made panacotta, Greek yogurt panacotta, with spice cherries. Oh, darling. So, but
I don't know how well the panacotta's... But it still doesn't taste creamy, isn't it? It will taste
nice. It'll still be lovely, I'm sure. How do you get them out, though, of the mould? I did put
the vegetable oil around the thing. I'm sure I have to maybe milk. I'm sure they'll be, they'll be
great. They'll be great. Have you ever had a northern corn flake tart? Yes, with treacle.
Oh, you've had it with jam. I've had it. I've had it. I've had it. I've had it. I've
I've had it with treacle.
So the corn flakes are in treacle.
A trichel, you put the cornflates on the top.
Delicious.
And a drink of choice.
Is it going to be Malibu?
Yeah, probably a Malibu and just a normal cup of tea, actually.
If I was, if it was my last meal.
Nobody said a cup of tea.
Yeah, if it's my last one, I want to go out with the best cup of tea I've ever had.
Do you have sugar?
No.
Oat milk as well now.
I've crossed over because Jordan's super healthy.
And gradually he's trying to make me healthier.
Yeah. So, okay, how is that, how was that when you, you live together, right?
Kind of. Yeah, pretty much.
But, like, how does it work? Like, when you're trying to really impress Jordan with a meal,
yeah. What would impress Jordan?
He loves, he likes healthy food. So I can make him a good, like, roast chicken mormon with nice herbs.
But does he eat chicken? Yeah, he'll eat chicken. He doesn't like chickens, he doesn't mind.
But the reason why he doesn't have red meat is because he likes cows and pigs.
Oh, he doesn't like, oh, he doesn't like, oh.
Okay, got it.
Yeah, I don't ask.
I've had this conversation as well.
But yeah, chicken is fine.
Fine.
Yeah.
So you do a chicken, okay, fine.
And is he a good cook?
Yeah, he's quite good.
I think he's like, Jordan's a tighter person
where he can like throw something together and it's great.
Rassel it up.
Do you know what I mean?
He's one of them.
But where's his family?
Are they in London?
Yeah, so he's...
Was he Brighton?
Did I make that out?
He lived in Brighton for a bit, yeah.
So he was born in London.
I think he lived in Brighton through all his teenage years.
And that's how he ended up with being friends with Harley and Rizzle kicks and all that.
And then now he lives in Margate.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Very trendy.
Yeah.
Do you know what he bought that house the years ago before it was cool as well?
Do you go down there?
Do you like Margate?
I do.
It reminds me of home, actually, because it's a little seaside town.
Yeah, it's really beautiful, actually.
And it's nice for me to have best of both worlds, you know.
So I work in London.
I've got a flat in London.
But it's nice to escape.
to Margie.
There's good food in Margate, too.
Yeah, it's definitely getting
a bit bougier as well.
They do really good fish and chips.
Oh, do they?
I love how I'll put boogie and fish and chips together.
Yeah, no, but no, but, like,
I mean, the seaside town should do
a good fish and chips.
But they've got, you know,
really nice, trendy, like, coffee shops now
that do, like, you know,
sourdough bread everywhere.
Oh, sourdough bread.
Do you know, every time you blink,
I see a little sparkle.
Do you?
Yeah, it's lights and her sparkles are there.
It's probably a bit of glitter left from the sheet.
Yeah, I think I want glitter.
For your birthday.
You can never go wrong with glitter.
No.
But be warned, you'll never ask you a bit.
Which is your best Diana Ross song of everything?
Which would you put, when you're dressed up, which would you do your karaoke too?
I mean, I love chain reaction.
Oh, it's not bad.
Yeah.
Upside downs up there for me as well.
And then my...
I'm coming out, no?
Oh, surely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But mine and my mom's song is when you tell me that you love me, the ballad.
When you tell me that you love me.
Yeah.
But you don't do little mix.
Do you do it, hon, do you sing it together?
When I was little, we used to sing it to each other.
Oh, stop! Can your mum sing?
No, not really.
Was that not a giveaway with the old Diana Ross's it?
Not at that age, because she'd just say she was going out to sing,
so I love your mom.
I didn't put two and two together.
Little Mixed concerts, she's not done, reach out and touch someone was.
And then everyone, I went to a concert and we all had to do it.
And I hate, I actually, reach out and touch some.
And that's probably the cheesiest one, to be fair.
She didn't want to talk.
touch the stranger. I'm starving and I'm feeling
a bit pissed, ma'am. Sorry, darling, it's coming.
God. You two actually, I've not yet
much to do. No, God.
But it's almost ready. This will sort you out. Don't worry.
Yeah, absolutely. Don't worry. We'll all be shloffing
and watching, like, you know, telly.
I'm just going to make the gravy.
Oh, okay.
And I'm going to put the things over here in the microwave.
And then they're ready.
Is your mum always this glamorous?
Yes.
Oh, God. I love it.
Yes. Yes, she, I mean, have you got the red lip on?
ish
it's come off because I'm drinking
you need to reapply
no she's always
always glamorous
and I did not learn
that
because I'm lazy
like my hair still wet
so you know
washed it like
I know but for me
I'm very all and offing
it's either very very natural
or it's super glam
drag bean vibes
and that's what I like
Jake, how many potatoes, darling?
Oh, how long is a piece of string?
Two, three.
Three, please.
Yes, girl.
I love a potato or.
There's a great heat for you, my love.
Oh, this looks absolutely stunning.
I'm thrilled.
This is so lovely.
Is it?
Yeah.
Just what I needed after a long deal were.
So where would be your first point of call, apart from Greg's?
When you get to South Shields, where do you go?
Apart from your mother's house, what would be the first point of call for food?
Is there one place that you absolutely adore?
So there's a famous road in South Shields called Ocean Road.
Sounds fabulous.
It sounds very exotic.
It sounds like...
LA.
Malibu?
It's got like, it's a road basically full of curry houses.
Okay.
And they're usually open, like, through the night, so you can have a night out and then go and have a curry after.
Would you do that?
Absolutely.
I mean, your belly won't thank you the next day, but...
What's your best curry?
Again, plain Jane.
Just chicken...
It's like a chicken chicken masala situation, you know what I mean?
Which non do you go for?
Peshawari?
Not even that, hon.
Butter?
Yeah.
Or a parata.
Okay.
But I also...
There's a place in South Shield's called Coleman's Fish and Chips.
It's like voted the country's best fish and chips.
Really?
It's the best.
And that's, I'll always go there.
Codden chips, obviously.
No, but you wouldn't...
There's a theme here.
No, some.
Sam Smith is a battered sausage.
Actually, Sam Smith is the whole fucking menu.
I mean, they also do, like, mushy pea fritter,
so it's basically, like, battered mushy peat.
That sounds amazing.
Yeah, it's so good.
This sounds great.
Yeah, phenomenal.
And that's, like, one of their things that they do that are quite famous for.
Where do you eat in Canary Wolf?
They've actually got a lovely Indian place called Chai Key.
Oh, I don't know it.
It's kind of like Dechum.
We love Dechum, yeah.
It's very similar to Dechum.
What else have they got there?
They've got a rocker there.
It's quite nice.
I've never been to Rocker.
It's lovely.
Oh, they've got like push places.
Yeah.
Of course they do.
They've got a bit of out.
They've got like shake shack and stuff as well, but they've got a lovely restaurant.
I've never had a shake shack either.
Is it good?
Yes, it's good.
I prefer in and out.
Have you had in an out before?
Yes, I have.
It's clean, isn't it?
Yeah, it's like, obviously not great for you, but it feels fresh.
Fresher than like a matty dees, isn't it?
Now, you know, we've nearly asked you all the food questions that we asked.
But I do need to know what your lunchbox was when you were little.
What was on the front?
Were you a school dinner?
What was me, I probably groovy chick as a box.
What's groovy?
Remember, she wore like bell button.
She like, had, she looks, was blonde.
How do you know this, mum?
Yeah.
I don't know.
And she had, like, bell box.
Googling it.
You'll know when you say her.
She was an absolute pun.
Who is she?
They did like a whole like birthday cards with her on and loads of things.
I had a groovy chick larva lamb.
Remember her?
Yeah.
I do.
You are younger than me, Jade.
So that is really sharing that.
So yeah, I had a groovy chick lunch box.
And then inside it there would usually be a cheese string.
I've tried them all my kids and they like it.
It's more because it's fun, you peel the bits and it's like you make a little wig.
Okay, so you have your cheese string and then what would be your...
Oh yeah, would you have the sandwich filling of the tuna mayo and cheese and onion?
I hadn't discovered that beautiful recipe until later age.
So it would be like ham or something very basic, you know, tuna.
Now, I want to talk to you about songwriting because I know that you and Leanne were kind of the...
I remember when I was doing my own sessions, it would be like I'd be working with people that were working with you.
Camille, who we love.
Love Camille.
Yeah.
Shun.
Love Shun.
Brilliant.
I love her.
But you and Leanne became kind of the main little mix of writers.
Yeah.
Was that because you were writing, you were saying it.
You were writing songs when you were little, aren't you?
Yeah, we've always written.
I think Leah has as well.
Just enjoy that process.
Yeah.
But you were working with really brilliant women.
Mm-hmm.
Before lots of people were working with women.
Always very important for us.
I think as always, you know, from the very beginning, that was our message.
You know, we looked up with the spice girls,
and we felt like it'd been a minute since there was another girl band
for, like, young girls to look up to him.
So we embodied that in every aspect of our career, with anyone creative.
You know, we worked with Camille in the very beginning before she, like, really took off.
Yeah.
were with us.
We were all pretty girls together actually
which went to Britney Spears.
And that was like our first cut
with another artist.
Amazing.
Not a bad one.
Would you like to write for more artists?
Love to, yeah.
I love it.
I've got a few cuts coming out soon
which is like really exciting
because I think as a girl band member
it took a long time
for people to like take me seriously
as a songwriter.
I think people just assume
that you get given songs
so it took a long time
to get a publishing deal.
What?
Yeah.
Me and Leigh only,
got a publishing deal like three years ago
and like the 10 years have been, yeah.
So like which songs were you like
presenting when you went to these publishing meetings?
I mean, you would have had like...
Every single, basically.
Besides like shout out on black magic
has been written by us.
I do love black magic.
Same.
Well, Camille's pretty much saved our career with black magic.
We thought we were going to get dropped.
Really?
So it was the third album.
We wrote a whole album
and then we decided it as scrap it because it wasn't good enough.
The label didn't think it was good enough.
Ivan it was just like
it was like third album problems
you know the second album had done good
but we wanted to change it up
which ones were on the second album
so that was the salute era so it's like salute
no you're not a shout out to my ex
no that was later wasn't it
because that was with Camille wasn't it yeah
so it was move on there
what else was the salute album little me
um we did the charity single
that year the word up cover
and so going at the third album we felt a lot
of pressure
And I feel like the label put a lot of pressure on us as well
And then they've got the point when there's like rumours going around
That we're going to get dropped
And we were like shitting ourselves
But they hadn't said that you were getting dropped
They hadn't officially said it
But there was rumours?
Yeah
Oh Jesus
Which is even worse isn't it?
The idea that you think people are...
I know I mean, you know I mean, you know
I suppose it's quite hard isn't it for those ex-for-ar artists
So you know two albums in already was quite lucky for us
I mean babe, babe, not lucky
No
you are a great, great group.
No, we are, but it's like, it's just, it's quite a hard.
Oh, no one, if there is any.
Don't worry if there is not.
Sorry, I am the slowest eater in the world.
No, Jess is the fastest.
I'm going to have seconds.
Love it.
If there's some.
Carry on speaking.
Michelle.
Yes, sir.
And so we sat in a meeting, it was kind of like, you know, it was very important meeting.
We were thinking, oh God, this is it.
And then he said, Camille's just sent in his song.
and we think it's going to be the game changer
and it was Black Magic
and that was that.
Did you love it?
I didn't at first.
Did it feel too cute?
Well, we'd just done a kind of more R&B album
and then Black Magic was like the popiest we've ever been.
Yeah, yeah.
Which I didn't necessarily mind
because I'd do genuinely love pop music
but I didn't get it at first.
It felt a bit cheesy for me.
No, I mean, I fucking love it.
But now, no, now I absolutely love it.
And the more I listened to it, the more I fell in love with it.
And then I was like, okay, I get it.
And actually, to be fair, to cycle at the time,
they put a lot of money into it.
They had so much faith.
We flew us out of the US.
We did a big budget video.
And so it was like, oh, yeah.
Thank you.
So, yeah, it really felt like it was taken off again.
And yeah, it was all thanks to Camille.
That was the first time we took a song that wasn't written by us as well.
And I think I was a bit proud in that moment too.
And I had to put my pride aside and I'd be like, no, this is a hit.
But that took to album three for you to take a song.
From someone else for a single, yeah.
And people just don't realize that.
I didn't realize that.
Wow.
Well, I mean, it's just, it's not what people,
I think people have...
They definitely don't want...
Assumptions of...
And I get it, you know.
Because I suppose history does sort of...
But then saying that, people thought about the Spice Girls
and actually they did write a lot of them easy.
Did they?
Yeah.
I need to ask you, Jade,
is there one particular scent?
or smell. You were talking about nostalgia and crying over your, you know, eating that Yemeni chicken soup.
But no, like, is there any other kind of smell that can just take you somewhere so vividly?
Sorry, sorry, that was a burke. Sorry, that was a burke. It's only a podcast with prose here, darling.
All right, sorry. But is there a smell or a taste that just kind of can take you back somewhere?
Oh, um...
Do you have Dixons here?
What?
Savaloy shop.
No.
No, I have...
So up north, there's a shop called Dixins.
It's kind of similar to Greg's, actually.
Do you know what a Savaloy is?
Yes.
Like a Savaloy sausage?
Yes, I do.
So you have like a Savaloy dip, and it comes with peas pudding.
Oh, nice.
I didn't know about that.
Right. It's quite famous up north.
But I actually can't remember the last time I had one and probably used.
and years ago, but that smell of that shop always reminds me with granddad again,
because bless him, as you can probably tell, I was very close to my granddad.
He passed away when I was like 13, and yeah, I feel like it was funny with me,
grandma because he was very devout Muslim, but he would do anything to please us,
and I was obsessed with Savaloy dips.
Which I made of poor.
Which I made of pop.
Shit.
So he would take us to the, after school, he would take us to the, after school, he would
to Dixon's for a Savloid dip when he'd wait outside the shop
and all these Muslim friends were all past and be like,
how dare you?
And he's like, anything to please his granddaughter.
And so that smell always reminds me of that.
So maybe Savloids, and I think, do you know what I do really miss
is like the smell of like a bakery,
but like a family bakery and not one in a supermarket
because they're a dying breed, aren't there?
I've got the best family bakery.
You've got hers?
You've got done.
Oh, okay.
You mustn't have one really in Canary Wharf doesn't have one.
No, and it's like the smell of fresh bread.
Yeah.
Well, we have one last question to ask you.
And then I'm going to make desserts.
Before we delve into dessert.
Yeah.
Do you have good table manners shared?
I think so.
I don't know all the rules.
Like, I'm not good with, there's rules about your knives and forks and that isn't there.
But I was never taught that.
But I think I do have nice manners.
I think you do.
I see, please and thank you.
Did your mum drill this into you?
Yeah, and I usually do wait before everyone sat before I eat,
unless I'm given the blessing to eat.
I mean, I ordered you.
You did?
Yeah, I did.
I was forced to eat.
You were forced to eat.
And what is your worst table manner in somebody else?
People eating with the mouth open, like chomp.
God, I think I might have done that.
No, you didn't.
I would clock it, because it's a thing that I really despise
and I would clock it straight away.
Yeah.
I can't.
But I usually, lately, and I think it's an age thing, I have things dropped down my phone.
My mum, it's been for the last, like, 20 years now.
Okay, fine.
It's a big bosom thing.
My bosom doesn't connect with my mouth to make the stuff drop out.
For me, I'm very flat chested.
So maybe if that happens to me, you don't see it because it drops right down.
Yeah.
Do you end up with it on your lap?
Yeah.
Okay, so.
Lack of tits.
Yeah.
Okay.
So mine ends up here.
Penicillin's on a dining board.
What? Is that what you call it?
I've never heard that one.
Aspirins on an ironing board.
I've honestly never heard that phrase and it's phenomenal.
You're welcome, yeah.
Aspirins on an lining board, yeah.
All the boys at her school used to call her that.
Really?
No, I'm fucking Jack.
He used to get the whole coach to sing, ah, flat chest.
No, I used to get bullied for me flat chest.
I fucking love it. It's chic.
Oh my God, I love it now.
But when I first joined the band, I was convinced I was getting a boob job.
Really?
Yeah, because I just wanted to feel more.
like womanly which is so ridiculous
and now I love my fashion tits
yeah they're fashion tits but it's good enough for Kate
Mars do you know what I mean exactly
I mean Kate still has
bigger boobs than me but fuck it
Diana Ross didn't have big boobs didn't she
no she was flat not when she's in the Supremes
I don't know she was kind of
a very thin neck here
was very thin
really how did you know this
darling because she was my era wasn't she
darling she like the Supremes
I do
They're not
Yeah
Let's talk about Dream Girls
Of all the Tamla Motowns
They're not my favourite
But I love Tamla Motown
But I do love all their songs
But like when you saw Dream Girls
Did you think
Diana you're a bit of a bitch
A little bit
But I mean
You kind of loved a more than
Yeah
I mean
She could read me to Filth
And I'd love it
I did actually meet Dinah Ross
Oh my God
It was the best experience ever
I went to see her with my mum in Las Vegas
Oh wow
At the Wayne Theatre
And then we got to meet her after
And she was really lovely
Did she know about this love
You had for her?
I think she must have been told
That there was like a super fine way inside
What were you wearing?
What were you wearing?
I wore a lovely suit with the glittery vest
I didn't want to, you know
You didn't want to have to stage you?
No, did I?
And I didn't want to look to try hard
My mom obviously had her best dress
I think she had her favourite jumpsuit on
We did the cellos up
And I didn't tell me ma'am
That we were going to meet her as well
So when we went back to stage
My mom was just like, oh, this is lovely this.
And then in walks, Diana Ross.
My mom was just like, oh, wow.
And I did that really, you'll know this when fans come to you
and they're like, try and get a picture and the phone doesn't work.
I was doing all of that.
And I was like, oh, look, I dressed up as you and it wasn't Lorden.
I was like, oh, fuck, that is.
It was just the best, it was the best experience ever.
And then, like, the whole of the rest of the evening, me,
my mom were literally just in shock.
Like, we've just met Diana off.
Maybe you should play her in a biopic.
I'd, honestly, I would die.
Maybe you should do that.
I would retire her after that.
If I ever did do my own record,
I'd have to have Diana Ross on it somehow.
Or I'd love to write a song for Diana Ross.
She's just done a new record, isn't it?
I know, and I try my best to get involved somehow.
Oh, baby, you all did.
I know.
But did you get the email being like,
Down is looking for songs?
I didn't even get that far.
I wasn't hitting seriously enough yet in the songwriting world.
I don't understand this.
You've written absolute bangers.
I think maybe because we do a lot of core rate.
It's like, because I do genuinely just love collaborating with people.
Me too.
But sometimes people then see that as like, I don't know,
maybe because they're weird the artist, think,
oh, well, they've probably just like wrote one line
and then got a cut when it's obviously not that way.
But I've got, I've written Billy Porter's new singing.
Shut up. That's huge.
Yeah, me and Emineke.
And Invisible Men, have you worked with them before?
No, but I've heard about them.
Yeah, we wrote a song.
That's amazing.
I know, and I mean, gag at that.
Billy's supposed to be doing it, no.
isn't he?
Is he?
So he's probably
going to talk
about his single.
Yeah,
well then we can just
thank you very much
for that piece of info.
Tell him that I love him.
I haven't met him yet.
What?
I met him at a fashion thing
and he was really fabulous.
Yeah, he's amazing
and actually that
song, which would be good to know
for him actually.
I don't think he knows this.
So me and Uzo,
Emanike, went in a session together
to write for Billy.
And I was like,
so tell me a bit about Billy
because he's met him before.
I was like, tell him about his personality
so I feel like I'll write a better song
if I know him.
And so he was telling
was all about Billy and he was like
what he was doing
impersonation of when he sports him
that's fine
and he was like
oh he was saying to me like you know
we've got to let the children know
and I was like
that's the song
and so the song is
got to let these children know what time it is
and it's all about how he's
like being there done that
I think lyric is being there
done that worn that dress
so you know mama knows it best
and it's very calm
fabulous
did you love pose
oh yes
will you try a panicle
Potter. Absolutely. Of course I will.
I'm excited about this one.
Me too. I'm going to try and get them out the mould.
Do you need any help?
Basically, when you go on, when you see them on a
Wobble, but I don't think mine's going to wobble. Do you want to pass your play?
So maybe it'll be like a creamy Harry bow.
Oh, piss off.
Maybe. Maybe. That was honestly, that didn't know was gorgeous.
Was it nice? Good, darling.
Thank you so long.
Got a little bit of a wobble.
Oh, Mum, yeah.
It does.
Oh, God, Jessie.
It's wobbling.
It looks lovely.
Does it?
The presentation is just.
Oh.
Squisite.
Nice, no.
Mom, this is delicious.
It's actually beautiful.
Is it?
Yeah.
Does it taste of Greek yogurt?
Yes.
It is actually.
Hints of great yogurt.
Light.
Yes.
Souriness.
And I'm really getting the spice chariot.
Wow.
No, it is nice.
It tastes yoghety.
And it's not too.
Whose recipe is this?
Lorraine Pascal?
Yeah.
I changed it slightly.
How did you?
Did you change it?
I had to choose add some ingredients.
Why?
Why?
Because I wanted more yoghurt.
Mum, this is great.
It's nice and light, actually.
Yeah.
I know what your karaoke song's going to be, but just confirm.
Diana Ross and the Supremes, baby love.
Did you know that?
Ooh, ooh, baby love.
Well, we're not a little mixed.
What?
What are we in?
I'm loving.
It does start high, doesn't it?
Oh.
Baby love
My baby love
I need you
Oh how I need you
Oh my angel
Okay but if you were going to do a little mix song
On karaoke
What would you do
And whose part would you take?
Oh
Wow
I feel like power is a good
karaoke song
Because I feel like with karaoke as well
You want a big sing sometimes
Yeah you've got to sing that
Power
Who bitch bit would you do?
I mean I'd attempt Perry's but probably not
very well.
Harry's got the range.
Leah has two, to be fair,
but Lord knows I'm an auto.
Are you?
Well, I'll belt if I have too,
but it's an effort, you know.
Are you the blender?
Yeah, I love a harmony.
I'm the harmony girl,
and I feel like my head voice
is my strong thing.
I love your head voice.
Yeah, that's my thing, I think.
I can belt, yeah,
but I definitely, like,
if I do it too much on two,
I like, if I do a really high note,
I'll feel like I'm going to shit myself.
And on that note.
I loved hearing about Jade's glamorous mum.
Me too.
And all the recipes.
I know.
Her Lebanese heritage.
Yeah, didn't she send you?
Yeah, she sent your recipes.
That's so sweet.
Handwritten, beautifully.
And also just love that she could then take her mom to meet her icon, Diana Ross.
Well, she's a lovely warm.
person who I enjoyed meeting so much.
And wonderfully funny too.
She's sparkly, just an open book and I loved the sound of the battered mushy peas.
That sounds fantastic.
Thank you to Jade for coming on Tablemanors all those years back.
We'll have to get you and Jordan on your lovely boyfriend who we did a brilliant live show with, I think, back in 2024.
But yeah, we'll have more of second helpings for you next week.
Thank you.