Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Bonus Episode: Bugs and Bungles | 5.19.19

Episode Date: May 19, 2019

The Bonus Brigade celebrates the world of bugs but encounters some technical bugs as well. With half of the episode deleted, Jamie attempts to apologize by presenting his "most valuable tape.

Hi, this is Jamie Orlando from the Bonus Prograde. I bet it is. Who else is here? Oh, Ian's here also. I bet you are. I'm Mike. And this is, I wish we were meeting on better circumstances. Jamie?

Yeah. Let's, why don't we sum up for the people what the hell you did. You fucking clown. So there was a technical glitch, whereby the last 20 minutes of... Shut up. I'll tell them what happened. We were recording a fucking bonus episode about bugs because spring had sprung and we were doing a bug episode.

And halfway into the episode, Jamie, I have a theory. I have a couple of theories. I've been working on a few theories. One of them is that you fucking sent the rest of the episode to Assange on WikiLeaks. Okay. And who knows what he's doing with it, that pervert. My other theory is that since it was a bug-themed episode, which you'll hear because we're going to play the first half. I have a theory that Ian, since he didn't know what bugs were, I think he trained, I think he learned what bugs were,

trained the bugs to eat the rest of the episode. It ate the MP3. I will neither confirm nor deny. I don't like it either way. I think, Jamie, I think we're blaming you because you were the one recording it. And we lost a lot of, I was fucking going off with some fucking comic gold. I know. well it's lost to the sands of time

where is it yeah where is it so that's why we're here I would like an apology an official apology from you well I'd like to say give me an up go to the WikiLeaks! WikiLeaks! Woo! I'd like to say... Give me an apology. Go. To the listeners and the fans and the marketing hype teams. And the people who just love to hear me go off. And I can't repeat it,

because it's all off the cuff. This is an unfortunate circumstance. It may or may not have been caused by me. WikiLeaks! We don't really know for sure how it happened. I am using... an unfortunate circumstance. Um, it may or may not have been caused by me. Um, we don't really know for sure how it happened. I am using, uh, audacity as my, uh,

audio recorder. And, uh, I don't know if there's like a computer bug in there or, or what have you, but he got Irish. I brought a few tapes to maybe try to clear my name. You better have brought a few tapes.

Okay. Jamming old school freestyle. What do you have to apologize? You have quite a lot. Yeah. You have a briefcase there, Jamie. These are my notes. These are my notes.

Okay. So what? He's got his notes and the tapes in there. What does that mean? There's not a bomb in there, is there? I don't think so. Okay. So I think there may have and the tapes in there. What does that mean? There's not a bomb in there, is there? I don't think so. Okay.

So I think there may have been a switch in time. What do you got here? What kind of stretch do you got here? What is this? This is Andreas Brandl, a switch in time? Yeah, there was a switch. On Oxtail Recordings. No, no. Hold on.

Hold on. Is this Buggy? recordings what good no no hold on hold on is this we didn't buggy or we didn't know he's supposed to be apologizing for losing the rest of the episode that's that oh oh if you if you didn't follow i don't think and you're here we might want to start over what he's doing what jamie's doing right now and he's fucking apologizing for losing all while I was going off. Well, I'm defending myself. And I'm trying to explain what happened. Explain why you think this is an apology. It's not an apology. It's explaining what happened. And how...

Explain what it means. It means that, um, I think, like, the end of the WAV file got cropped off, and that would be a switch in time. But turn the tape deck down a little bit so it doesn't blast in. But here's the thing. The end of the WAV file got cropped off, and that would be a switch in time. Turn the tape deck down a little bit so it wasn't blasted. But here's the thing. The end of the podcast didn't get switched

with the end of another podcast. It's just fucking gone, brother. You lost it. It's somewhere out in the ether. So this is how you're apologizing to me. It's in a different dimension. Let me ask you a question. Mike Nigro, who does Oxtail Recordings,

he's an Australian now, Mike. Yeah, down under. Is he still doing it down under? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Cool. Is he? Yeah. You figure he'd get into like...

What do they do down there? I don't know. They punch out those kangaroos. They just knock them the fuck out. What are the bug situations in Australia? I think it's probably... Yeah. Terrifying. I love it when tape it's probably, yeah, terrifying.

I love it when tape labels switch countries, like finery. Didn't they? Or no, a giant fern went from Portugal to the UK. Give me one more example. You love it. Give me one more example. I couldn't tell you one. You love it.

He loves it, he claims. Turn this tape up a little bit. Well, now Oxtail. Now Oxtail. I got two examples. No, Ian. That didn't count, he claims. Turn this tape up a little bit. Well, now Oxtail. Now Oxtail. I got two examples. No, Ian. That didn't count, that one. All right, well, here's what we're going to do.

Okay. Whose side is this? Wait, is this a split? No. No, it's Andrea's brandle. Oh. I'll tell you what, though. I did bring another tape if you are unsatisfied with this. No, I'm not saying I'm unsatisfied. Well, Jamie, I'll never be what, though. I did bring another tape if you are unsatisfied with this.

No, I'm not saying I'm unsatisfied. Well, Jamie, I'll never be satisfied. Okay. I mean, you'll never satisfy my thirst for perfection. Would you say you're insatiable? No, I wouldn't be able to pronounce that. Here's what we'll do. We're going to let this tape play a little bit.

We're going to turn this off. I'm going to have you profusely apologize to me. I don't want to embarrass the shit out of you more than I have. And then we'll come back and we'll let you do one more. Okay. Okay. And then we'll go into the rest of the Bugs episode. Okay.

The creepies and the crawlies. All right. All right. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Jamie, enough. Okay. Oh, feedback. Whoa. Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

All right, Jamie. All right, so that didn't satisfy you guys. You can tell. That's a good tape, though. Oh, this is really fun. I got to say, no, no, no. The tape, I'm incredibly satisfied with. I'm enjoying this a lot.

Okay. You, the anger that boils inside of me. The steam, my blood replaced with steam's what you've done. So, okay. So I have another theory of a person that might have interfered with this episode, might have colluded. Are you serious? Yes. There's

collusion? And this is a very topical, a topical pick. Okay. You ever hear of this artist? Who is it? No. No, we're not allowed. No, we're not allowed.

Give it over here. Let me see this. Oh, boy. It's disapproved. You know what? Turn this tape off. Nobody say it. I hit stuff in the wrong way.

Let's just put it in and not even say what it is. And just be able to enjoy it. But Jamie, I don't understand. Without giving away too much, how is this an apology? Wait, how is this collusion? You say this is collusion. Unmute the tape deck. Oh, sorry.

There it is. And no one say what it is. No one. I forbid you both. Why? What do you explain this collusion theory that you have? First of all, I don't know where you get the time to come up with these theories, but go ahead.

Well, in recent days, this person has become somewhat of a supervillain. You said too much. Go ahead. Let's keep talking. You've said too much. Go ahead. Let's keep talking. Too mean. Too rough. Too scary. I don't know how much more I can say without incriminating myself and other parties. I don't understand what you mean by the collusion thing.

Just say it. Just say the story. Now I'm genuinely curious. Oh. Can I say who the artist is? Still dance around. Okay. Well, this is an artist that has not one but two podcasts in his honor. And he was pretty outspoken about against one of the podcasts and actually ended up blocking Tabs Out on Twitter. No.

Not the official account. Yeah, the official account. Did it? So yeah, we're blocked and we're... You got the password, buddy? Well, I'm starting a Patreon and I'd like all my fans to

contribute. To get you the password. But yeah, I think that this person may have been partially responsible for deleting the data data because he disapproved of I don't like I don't like that one give me okay they got all right as a merge about recycle tape are you guys you guys you guys have cornered me I didn't like that one you know I'm trying to be very defensive but you guys are very good you're good at whittling me down so

good job guys so what i'm going to do now is i'm just going to offer an official apology and i'm i'm going to give present to you my most valuable tape in my tape collection are you kidding me this is my most valuable tape. Old school freestyle. And I just want to say that I'm a real Mr. Bungle. Holy shit. I pulled a real Mr. Bungle on you guys. Oh, you pulled a Mr. Bungle tape? I hope my deck eats this. Is this really worth some cash?

What is this? This is their high school demo tape called... This is a heavy Noroc. Okay, so am I wrong? Yeah. This is called Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny, and this is like a Holy Grail type tape. So I hope your deck doesn't eat it. So what is this? Yeah. This is called Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny, and this is like a Holy Grail-type tape.

I hope your deck doesn't eat it. So what is this? A Lad Frith production? Yeah, and actually, Lad Frith is a tape label that's still around today. This tape's from 1986. Did Mr. Bungle, did it come from that sketch that they played on Pee-Wee's Playhouse? That's where the name came from.

You got the tape deck music? You got that tape? Oh, there it is. That's where the name came from. There should be something on it. You got that. Oh, there it is. That's a good riff, man. Jamie, you want to sing to this for a little bit? That's what I want. I still don't really have a voice. That's what I demand. It's the only thing that'll quench

my thirst. You guys want to hear my falsetto? Yes. Hello. This is my falsetto. Stop it. Just stop it. Alright, here's what we're going to do. I lost my voice. Just stop it. Just stop it. All right, here's what we're going to do. I've been sick since the Tiger Village show, like a month ago. Too scary.

Let's listen to some Mr. Bungle. We can listen. This is old school Mr. Bungle, high school. You kept this really nice, by the way. Well, I got it off eBay. Are you sure? Yeah, but like, there's no way. This paper is way too crisp.

Look at this, Ian. I think it was kept in somebody's smoke-free personal library. But I will say, the reason I know that this is a legitimate copy is because the audio quality is superb on this compared to any audio that I've heard on the internet since the 90s. So it's the real deal. I don't know how the paper is so nice. Maybe the tape's real and the paper's fake.

I can't believe Mr. Bungle would have had their J-Cards folded this nicely. That's a surprise. Lots of panels. I love the tiny little inside flap. Got the address on it. In all seriousness, Mike Patton in this band?

Yeah, but who else? I don't really know too much about Mr. Bungle. I know there was a weird kid in middle school who liked Mr. Bungle. Trevor Dunn? Yeah, Trevor Dunn. I mean, have you heard that name before? I mean, now he's like a jazz bassist in New York City. But yeah, Trevor Dunn and Trace Bruins from Secret Chiefs 3.

Okay. Those are sort of the all-stars that, they all came out of this band. But this is the band that got me into experimental music. No shit. Yeah. So in some ways, you never would have fucked up when I was going off and rocking some hilarious shit.

It wouldn't have been deleted on purpose if it wasn't for Mr. Bungle that you're saying? No, I'm saying I'm a Mr. Bungle. I bungled it. I'm hungry. All right, let's listen for Mr. Bungle that you're saying? No, I'm saying I'm a Mr. Bungle. I bungled it. I'm hungry. Alright, let's listen to Mr. Bungle. It's going to get good real soon. This is the intro. Then we'll go into

the bug episode. Okay. And the bug episode at some point will just stop and just realize in some ways maybe it was always supposed to stop there. Gotcha. And maybe that shit that I had, that was just too... I'm backing out. This is too scary. Alright, go. See ya. Thank you. High on the hilltop near your home, there stands a galactic-native old mansion.

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Cassette podcast. Bonus episode. Bonus brigade is here. I'm Mike. I'm Ian. I'm Jamie. They are here. We got an episode.

It's spooky. It's scary. It's creepy. It's crawly. Jamie, do you want to explain it i'm too scared to explain it it's making my skin crawl but dog we're doing we're doing an episode about saying that creepy crawly critters buggies right yeah because spring has sprung i checked my calendar spring has sprung so i figured let's do a whole buggy themed episode and here's what i did

i grabbed a bunch of tapes a bunch bunch of bug-themed tapes, creepy crawlies, real spooky, slimy shit. And I got like eight fucking tapes over here that are all like on the nose. Perfect. Oh, really? Ian comes in here. Ian comes in here.

He takes out his tapes and is like, oh, man, I don't really know what I picked. I'm not 100%. He looks at one. one he goes why did i even bring this one that is not a good sign i figured it out i'm not gonna play it though it shouldn't have to take you any time at all i'm gonna put you on the spot and have you go first oh god damn it well let's get this out of the way let's ease in you want to go with one of my you want to try to follow me up brother play your best one play give it all you got yeah you God damn it Well let's get this out of the way Let's ease into it You wanna go with one of my You wanna try to follow me up brother Play your best one

Play Give it all you got Yeah You better just Better go Go out there Balls to the wall with this one What do you got

And this better be creepy crawly Alright What do you got Alright This is from Hasu Mountain Tape From The Earth is a man that's a house you mountain tape yeah just an o card like this is an o card what's that bootleg no this is real

real that I have that tape you both bootlegged in Osu Mountain yeah this is Doug and Max, who run the label, but also Zach Robinson and Paul Burhanu on drums. When did this come out? Pass it on over, because I'm going to pop it in while you talk about it. 2014. I don't think I've ever seen this. Yeah, you know this band, they did a thing with Tim Heidecker.

Really? Yeah. What do you mean? You can download it. They did a Bob Dylan song with Tim Heidecker. Who did? The Earth is a Man. You might need to turn this down a little bit. Are you mean? You can download it. They did a Bob Dylan song with Tim Heidecker. Who did? The Earth is a Man. You might need to turn this down a little bit.

Are you serious? I don't know what side it's supposed to be, but one of the tracks. Where can I hear that? I gotta download it illegally? I'll find it for you. I'll get the hyperlink. Thank you.

Oh, and let me see this. The Earth is a man time snake so what's the bug thing time snake it's a creepy turn this down turn this down i have to reprimand ian okay so just to review this fucking buggy themed episode you said hold on shut up stop speaking bug themed themed Jamie did you understand the bug theme I got to admit that at first I started picking like reptiles and snake and then I found so many good bug tapes that I was like I don't need these it was a buggy themed episode if we should say get your best one and your best one is the earth is a man did I not tell you i was not a hundred percent on my picks coming in your first bug is a snake oh it's a lizard i wish she was here right now to play it's a lizard turn this

up a little bit this is good though this is rock and roll there's no other way to say it this is snake not a creepy crawly they don't really crawl but they're creepy yeah but like i wouldn't associate them with like springtime There's no other way to say it. Is a snake not a creepy crawly? They don't really crawl, but they're creepy. Yeah, but I wouldn't associate them with springtime. Apparently, you've never seen a snake in the garden. Now, a snake in the garden is a project. I could grab one of those tapes. But we're not doing a snake-themed episode, so I didn't.

I left it on the shelf. So if you guys check your email right now, I just emailed you the link for the band camp for The Earth is a Man and Tim Heidecker playing All the Tired Horses by Bob Dylan. Why is that a thing? How did that happen? I have no idea. It's actually really good, though.

Yeah, let's cut here. Turn this here. We're just going to play that now? Yeah, play that. I want to hear that. I don't know. That was good rock and roll. I don't know if it's going to work for my computer.

You have to do it from yours, I think. Where am I going? Gmail? Yeah, go to Gmailmail i can't believe your first bug is a snake you said creepy crawlies what are you playing next like something with a cat or something after after last week i'm feeling starting to feel really confident about myself after the so this is the earth is a man and Tim Heidecker all the tired horses I suppose there's a story here of how this happened maybe I'll see that's pretty cool man

that's pretty cool I like Tim Heidecker's podcast the office hours thing it's funny I have yet to get it but I'm a big fan hold on fuck this give i jamie you need to come at me with a bug i'm so angry right now i feel like i'm not even doing a i was thinking about bugs all day i was looking at bugs on the internet i was doing all kind of buggy research i went down i got a slam dunker roof I went down to the pet store and bought a bunch of cockroaches Alright, check this out

What do you got? Come at me with something real buggy Look at this one, Insects Waiting Give me a high five He nailed it He screwed with the high five, but he nailed the tape Who is Insects Waiting? This is on Skell Who is done by Mike Griffin

Griffith or Griffin? I think it's Griffin. The artists that make up this project are Eric Hardiman, who does Rambutan. Yeah. And Uwan Carter? Is that what it says? Yeah.

I'm not sure who that is. Record it live in Edinburgh, June 2013. Yeah. Scale number 18. Now, that's how you do it. This is how you do the buggies. But I got to say... That's not us. That's that's how you do it. This is how you do the buggies. But I got to say. That's not us.

That's the tape. That's good. Is that Tim Heidecker, too? Yeah. They actually did something with Doug Benson, I hear. I got to say, though, I feel like I'm going to shame you guys. You're going to want to leave after you see all mine. I don't think I should let you he and you might not get to go again

how can you top mine my this is good and this is also creepy crawly sounding oh easy the hell was that was that you this is good. What year did this come out? Oh, goodness. Hold on. You don't have Discogs fired up already? I changed my page to The Earth is a Man. I got that, too.

I got that loaded up on mine, too. This came out in 2015. The year, yeah. And I imagine I probably got this from Mike when he played in delaware because he brought some tapes down remember when ramutan and pirashi played yeah man i remember that that was a while ago yeah i haven't seen much from this whole crew the um tape drift scale kind of like uh crew upstate new York. Yeah. It's good people.

Good people. This is tight. This is a creepy crawly buggy wuggy and it's got the name insect in the title. You did good, Jamie. Thank you. This is exactly what I wanted. These fucking tape heads out there

who like the fucking themes are going to go wacky over this one. Ian, they're going to be out for your fucking head, brother. I wouldn't tweet for a while. Fuck that. I don't have a room full of tapes. I got two boxes in the back of my closet. And Jamie's got the Discog chip implanted in his head.

Yeah. Uh-oh. I got Discogs on speed dial. Also, I have two here that I feel like I don't know, I assumed both of you were going to bring. How do you know I didn't bring it? Because I figure you... Don't ever look at me like that.

It's from Sass. Don't give me Sass. Okay. Well, let me know. Did either of you bring anything by the artist Grasshopper? I did, but it wasn't that tape. I don't have any Grasshopper tapes. Well, then, you know what?

I'm going to put this one aside. I'll let you go with your Grasshopper. Okay. Let me ask, did anyone bring anything by the friggin' outsider duo Mothcock? I don't have anything by them. You don't have any Mothcock. You're Mothcock-less.

Only digital. I don't have any tapes. Yeah, 21st Century Man. What about you? Any Mothcock? I think I have one, but I didn't. But you went with the snake. I didn't find it. You know what? Before we go on. Because a cock is a fowl. No, it's the moth part.

Oh, the moth part. Okay. Fucking. Ian, give me the rest of your tapes. I want to look at them real quick. Is it a fowl or is it a poultry? Your fowl. Hmm.

What do you have here? Let's look through these. Long distance poison. You're not going to like that one did what what is that it's another snake one the first track is called uh oh my god we should do a snake episode and then just bring all insect tapes we could do that i have a lot of i'll tell you man if you want to do a snake episode within this episode in snake corner that's it you can do corner okay okay I'm gonna like yeah I can do you have the David Russell snake on you no I got some shit I'll get you out of

this gym I'm gonna put on this mouth I got I got snake to you we can go back to Ian's snake corner man all right let me make sure I'm put on the right side. Mothcock, which I thought was the most obvious one. This is a tape on Fairchild. Oh, my God, my notes aren't opened. I closed my notes and it opened up Live Cricket, 60 Minutes on YouTube. This is 2009. How do you know?

It's a C30. He's plugged in. The genre is electronic and the style is abstract. Wait, how do you know which tape I'm playing here because you said it's from Fairchild and they only have one release on Fairchild What is it? It's uh plays a coloring book of the Civil War. Nope. That's not oh, sorry pal. Oh I'm scrolling down. I see more Oh Heaven forbid he scroll jeepers creepers it's a Mothcock split with Jeff Host Fairchild number 12 came out in 2009 a couple fucking outsiders from Kent

Kent Ohio Doug and Pat turn this up a little bit used to put out a lot of this Fairchild tapes the J cards are cut all poorly the tapes are dubbed all bad this was when they were

doing like uh this is their demo work before hasu mountain speaking of hasu mountain they they they picked them up off the street cleaned them up the name stars turn us up a little more yeah turn this up a bit i guess this is music but you got to admit so far wasn't it you know what now that it's now i'm not going to give you any shit now that we're doing eons should it be eons reptile lounge or eons snake corner lizard lounge isn Is that a thing? Lizard Lounge. Now, Lot Lizard is a thing. Are you thinking of Lot Lizards?

Wait, what? Lot Lizards. Lot Lizards. Ian, what do you want your thing to be called? I like Lizard Lounge. Do you like Lizard Lounge? But it's heavily snake-focused. So I feel like it should have snake in it. But you want to keep the window open in case you get some other lizard shit, right?

Yeah, I want to keep people on their toes. What's it like a snake salon? Ooh. Ooh. Okay. Snake salon. That sounds like a fancy place, though. How about Ian Franklin's Cobra Den?

Cobra Den. Ooh, that's good because I got a couple... This is so on brand, man. This is good. I didn't even know what my brand was until now. You're finding yourself. Good, man. Yeah, you were just wandering, not knowing what you were doing.

Just picked me up off the street. Like Mothcock. Yeah, man. Who ran Fairchild Tips? Does anyone know? I think it was one of the dudes in Mothcock. I don't know. You're not plugged in on the Discogs over there?

There's not enough information. I'll figure it out. I'll get on the case. I think it was one of them. Blowing that horn. This is jazz when it comes down to it Who's that for? They get credited? I love it when the volume levels

Are super different I like how quick you were on the board there Wow Always a professional, Jamie Orlando Gotta keep those levels Let's see Jeff hosts Maltcock Fairchild Tapes Jamie Orlando. Gotta keep those levels. Let's see. Jeff hosts Maltcock.

Fairchild Tapes. Fairchildtapes.blogspot.com Let's see if it's still up. What year was this? 2009. Now it hasn't been updated since 2012. Blog for limited run cassettes by me and Pat. Me. You have to know going into it that it's Doug that runs it.

You can email corpse pimper at gmail.com for questions. Seven bucks for international tapes, five bucks postage paid in the U S they're playing Chicago coming up February 28th, 2012. Okay. Okay. Five bucks is a little steep for domestic shipping,

I'll say. No, five bucks total. Five bucks for the Tich P. Oh, that's very good. Very good price. Apologize. I retract my statement. Jamie, do you have any theme music

for Ian's snake? What's it called? The Cobra Den? I don't know. I don't have any theme music hold on I'm pulling up some how about an interview with slash a snake pit

that can be your theme music in the background hold on let me pull up your theme music real quick alright give me some reverb Jamie give my microphone yeah give me my microphone now we're entering Ian's snake

snake corner Ian what do you got for us buddy what do you got what kind of snake shit you got what kind of snakes you got for us buddy well you mentioned it earlier this is a long distance poison tape on 2am that makes

first track is what you would call a genuine rock and roll pearl cobra pearl cobra who's pearl cobra that's that's the a sideobra. Oh, man, you're going into the track titles? What a deep snake pit you have. Wow, I never met a gentleman with such a deep snake pit. Very proud of you. Long Distance Poison. Who is that, Ian, for those listening who may not know? It is Nathan and Erica.

A duo from New York City, right? The Big Apple? Yeah. Right? That's on 2AM Tapes, correct? 2AM Tapes. December 2014. Oh, that was recorded December 2014.

I love the artwork Dave used to do with these things. Yeah, this one was one of my faves. All the little devices, little drawings you would make. There's probably some creepy crawlies in here. Wait, let me see. Well, you're looking more for snakes now, right? Yeah, but I'm still on theme. I think Ian should probably have some kind of effect for his segment.

I might bring Slash in a little bit in the background. Except for we get into this really dark, you know, and it doesn't mean anything real serious, I don't think. The further into this, there's something about the hard rock stuff where we get into this really dark you know and it doesn't mean anything real serious when did this come out did i already ask you that? You didn't. What was the answer? I don't know when it came out. I got the answer, but I'll let you find it. Oh, Jesus Christ, of course you do.

I'm trying to see what's on the clock here, because Dave always puts something on the clock on the back. It looks like a little cactus, a little plant. That's cute. It's very cute. Same guy's on the front, I think. Oh, yeah, there's a bunch of plant life on there. I see a little Shop of Horrors guy in the middle.

Oh, yeah. Feed Me Seymour? Yeah. That movie's scary. And that's all... Is that... Is that bug? Is that bug?

Is Little Shop of Horror a bug? I think you're going too deep now. I think it might be a bug. It talks and eats like a bug. Oh. Alright, do we want to exit out of, let's keep this tape playing. This long distance poison in the background.

I'll bring in Slash. I'll bring in Slash one more time. Okay. So the further into this there's something about the hard rock stuff where we get into this really dark and it doesn't mean anything real serious let's let this play i'll keep that that's tight i love that

but we'll slowly exit. We have to walk real... Jamie, we have to be very careful. Ian's just walking around this snake pit because the snakes know him. But me and you have to be real careful. Can I get on your shoulders? Yes, you may.

This is really, really scary and difficult. I don't... Toothpaste! Yes, you may. This is really, really scary and difficult. I don't... Toothpaste! I'm going to step on this... I'm going to step on this cobra. Oh, Jesus. All right, Jimmy, what are you playing? Keep this going.

Wait, I thought we were muting ourselves. No, no, no. You want... No, that's fine. I make the calls around here. What kind of buggy shit you got? Why don't we go into the grasshopper tape? Oh, wait.

We didn't talk about that on the air yet, did we? This is bad radio. I'm sorry. No, we talked about how you had a grasshopper tape. Yeah, but that wasn't on the podcast. That was when we were setting up. No, it wasn't. It was on the podcast. That was when we were setting up. No, it wasn't. It was on the podcast.

Are you sure? I'm not sure, actually. All right. Rewind the tape. We'll do an instant playback. We'll cut this in. We'll put it. All right.

All right. So. You all right there, buddy? I got this tape called. I think he got bit by a cobra. Classic Jazz Moods. By Grasshopper. I love the classics.

Well, everything's jazz. What label is this? Let me guess. Hold on. Classic Jazz Moods, Grasshopper. Is it on Sick Sick? I'm googling. It's not on the spine. No. I'm googling Hold on No

I'll give you a hint What year did it come out? 2010 Is it on Classic Jazz Moods Is it on Abandoned Ship? No Give me another hint

I haven't given you any hints yet I gave it a year I've gotten tapes from this label before Back off your mic, J.B. I feel like you're yelling at me I've gotten tapes on this label before that were not dubbed That were not dubbed? Is it Pizza Night? It is

They got a reputation They got a reputation. They got a reputation. DIY cassette label run by Sam Goldberg from Cleveland, Ohio. Let me ask you this. Oh, you know what? I have this tape and mine is blank. Is that right? Yeah.

Would you mind if I borrowed this to dub it? Sure. Thank you. Should I just dub it right now? Should we do the rest of the episode... We should do a live dubbing. Yeah. A live bootleg. We go straight to jail.

Are you kidding me? Pizza Night, Sam Goldberg's label. Did a bunch of stuff for mostly Cleveland heads. There's another New York duo, though. Jesse DeRosa, who runs Baked Tapes also does Shingles Probably has Shingles That's not nice I'm fucking living on the edge

I think snakes have Shingles aren't they? That's what they're called right? Yeah give us some snake facts I don't know anything about snakes I stay away from them honestly Jamie you got any grasshopper facts? Did we say and Josh Moe other right friggin jazz head on here I don't know they're just involved in a lot of projects hexbreaker quartet oh yeah I didn't mention that

jump rope this is very chill it's classic Jasmine jazz moves. This is a classic jazz... Is it moods or move? Moves. Moods. Moods. All right, you want to fade us out and let this play for a bit? Yeah.

Hell yeah, man. Let's do that. I'll see you later, guys. Good buggy, by the way. Excellent buggy. Grasshopper. Boing, boing. Boing, boing. Thank you. And we're back.

Grasshopper. Some of those classic jazz moods. Very classic. Now I'm trying to think how I'm going to dunk on you fellas next. What kind of buggy I want to do here. And I think I'm going to go with this one. I got a tape here. Let me give you some information, a little background.

It's got a long-ass name, but we'll just call it In the Bomb Yard on Deception Island. Deception Island number 30, C24, by an artist named B-Mask. Oh, that's a good one. That's a real good one. Am I right? Let me pop this sucker in there. This is Chris Maddock, dude from Cleveland.

Eventually moved to Philly. I don't know where he lives now. I didn't keep up with him. Okay. But this was his label. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania, yeah, yeah, yeah. East Coast.

Gritty. Gritty. Gritty. Social justice. What are you talking about? He's the emblem of social justice. How did that happen? I don't know.

How did that happen? It's sort of like the Pepe for the left. Poor Pepe. Yeah, poor Pepe. How did that, how did Pepe happen? How did they get Pepe? Poor Chan. You said for the left. You, poor Pepe. How did that... How did Pepe happen? How did they get Pepe? For Chan. You said for the left. You mean for the right. No, Gritty's for Pepe. Oh, Pepe's for the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Didn't they also get another one, like Mac Tonight or something? I don't know. Joby was telling me about that. Where are they getting their memes? Well, this is spooky scary. Listen to those little things rubbing in there. Those are like crystals. That's nice.

Sounds like somebody's trying to steal a crystal. Now, so far, I just want to point out that I've done, I've given up a grasshopper. I've given, I took a grasshopper and I said, I don't even need it. I got such a good hand. And I went with bee mask and moth cock so far.

I'm feeling pretty good about it. This is a good fucking tip. This guy was putting out stuff I think around 2000. I should check discogs, but I think around like 2010 it stopped. It ceased.

There was some tiger village stuff or excuse me, Tiger Village. Tiger Hatchery stuff. 2013. 2013. What were the last few tapes that came out? One on Pear Growers series. I don't know that label. One on Room 40. One on Spectrum Spools. No, I mean on

Deception Island. Oh, on Deception Island. Oh, you're talking about the label itself? I'm talking about the label Deception Island. Defunct in 2011. And what were the last few? Oh, on Deception Island. Oh, you're talking about the label itself? I'm talking about the label Deception Island. Defunct in 2011. And what were the last few? Oh, boy. We got Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Nightburger, Quick Sales, Radio People, Mark McGuire. I got to say, though, I'm not a fan of the packaging. The Polly case with this weird wraparound paper.

Is it like one of those things around silverware at a fancy restaurant? Yeah, that's a good way to put it. But the buggy thing I nailed, because a bee is a bug and it will sting you. Oh, I do have a tiger hatchery tape from this label. That's why it looked really familiar. Do all their tapes look like that? At a certain point point they started looking like this you guys allergic to bees no but I have you ever been stung I've

never been stung I've been stung a few times I don't think it'd be good sting me why is that I think I just too quick oh like I think I thought you said really oh my god what is going God. What is going on? What? What is going on? Who the hell? I'm not a slave. I'm animated. Oh, no. I'm animated. I'm animated.

Oh, shit. Dave. Dave, what are you doing here? Dave, he caught us red-handed. Dave, it's not what it looks like. I'm here. I'm here. Oh, my God.

Jamie, get out of the seat. Sit down. Let Dave sit down. All right. All right. We'll give Dave a turn. I'm angry. I'm angry. Dave, go ahead and sit down. I'll of the seat. Sit down. Let Dave sit down. All right, all right. We'll give Dave a turn. I'm angry. I'm angry.

Dave, go ahead and sit down. I'll fill you in. Sit down, buddy. What's going on? No, I can stand right here. No, take your proper place on your throne. No, I... Jamie, I should never even let him sit down in it.

This is how you get me to go back to doing editing, and I'm not doing that tonight. I'm just doing a pop-in. Let me tell you... I'm doing a pop-in tonight i'm just doing a pop-in let me tell you i'm doing a pop-in i'm just doing a quick pop-in i can hear everything don't tell me how to run the show jamie i'm coming i'm here let me i like to fight i like to eat i got snacks. I got box of gloves. What's the theme? Crabs?

Did we do crabs tonight? Crabs and other creatures? That was the winner, right? I know it's the winner. You're coming in hot, buddy. Put on the headphones. I can hear everything just fine. What's this, orange milk?

I like to eat. Here's what's happening, Dave. Dave, don't wait on everyone. I'm a pioneer! So, Dave, here's what's happening. We're doing a buggy-themed episode, but Ian did such a bad job that we... That's her.

Why are you standing up? I'm just going to stand up. Jamie, sit down. All right, listen. Mike said we're doing a creepy crawlies. No, I said we're doing a buggy-themed episode, but Ian brought all snake tapes. I'm alive.

So it's a bug-themed episode with Ian's snake pit. And right now we're just playing a little beam ass. It's a side snake pit. I love it. I have a text message for proof. What does it say? What does the text message say?

First of all, I actually don't give you consent to read this message. I wouldn't say that. And look, Ian even posted emojis of insects. Read it. Let me read it so I can censor it if I need to. I said, I say we do critters or creepy crawly. Then I said, I say we do Critters or Creepy Crawly.

Then I said we should totally do buggies because of spring. And then Ian posted a ladybug, a bee, a grasshopper, and a centipede. And so far I've done a bee and Ian's done a grasshopper. You're not going to back down, are you? Jamie's done a grasshopper. And then you said good topic. Yeah, you know, I don't have any... You have a strong will.

Any bug thing? I got a lot of snake tapes. All right, speaking of it... You got to do what you can. Speaking of which, you know what it's time for. It's time to go back into Ian's snake. All right, y'all. See you later.

Are you leaving, Dave? Yeah, yeah. I'm getting out of here. I just want to say a couple things. We will make America strong again. We will make America wealthy again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again.

We will make America great again. No, señor! No, señor! No, señor! The mysteries of space. Would you please leave? I don't like this. Are you really leaving, Dave? He's gone. See you, Dave. What an interruption. All right, well, let's get back

into Ian's snake pit. I'm back. I'm back. Back in the snake pit. Ian, what do you got? We're gonna do... Go back in the snake pit. They're all around. When we get in the Ian's snake pit I'm back I'm back back in the snake and what do you got we're gonna do back in the snake food they're all around turn are actually when we get in the snake pit we need oh yeah I thought it was obvious when we get in the snake there we go we're in this and we're in the snake that was all the creepy creeped out aren't you hold on I need one more thing that's not the kind of reverb I want either give me find me the reverb that I want come on all reverb come on that's from a hall and get myself a

little bit good radio hold on people like this shit Good radio. Hold on. People like this shit. Alright. We're down in the snake pit. Yeah, we're going to be real quiet so we don't wake up the snakes. All these snakes are sleeping. That's a good idea.

What do you got? We got a couple big snakes over here. Gonna do a back to back. We're gonna do a snake block. Snake block. Down from the snake pit. Don't tread on me. Give me one of them.

David Russell snake. Turn this fucking reverb off. Sorry, I forgot it was on. It's very disruptive. I was in jail. It was me. Melling me out. What do you got here, Ian?

Get serious. This is a fucking serious podcast. No one's going to donate if you keep doing this, Jamie. First one was David Russell snake. The David Russell snake. Very good snake bit. That's a good... Oh.

Oh. Woo. Is your tape deck okay? I think it might be busted. Did this have a... Hold on. Is this... Did you put a computer worm on my tape deck?

Is this tape of a virus? He doesn't have anything to do with worms. That would be a bug. These are... These are both on Hanson. David Russell's snake. Three secret murders. And then, what's the other one you got there sounds of the Indian snake

charm that's one of my personal favorite tapes you want to talk about it a little bit well without going to discogs from this is from memory from memory that well I think volume one was on CD sorry oh I'm from this is from Dave I'm using Dave's old levels. Sorry. Did he turn them all the way up? Yeah, yeah. That's classic. That's classic. Good for him. That's funny.

I think Dilloway went to India or Nepal and took a field recorder and recorded some Indian snake charmers. I guess if it says Indian snake charmer, it was probably India, not Nepal. I think he did another series at Nepal, but it's super duper good. And David Russell. Another Ohio dude. We're really going deep in Ohio here, aren't we? What else did we do?

Pizza Night. Pizza Night and Mothcock. What else have we played so far? Insects Waiting and Grasshopper. B-Mass, did we say that? That's Ohio shit. Very buggy place. Dave should actually come back and have a segment

called You Know What's Bugging Me. He can get something off of his chest. I think Dave's right in the other room hanging out. I do wonder what he's doing right now. Oh, he left these pretzels. Don't eat those. Those are probably poison. Listen to that. Listen to that.

Listen to that, Luke. That's crunchy munchy. Listen, he's probably just trying to fix his tape deck at this point. He's like, I can't get this thing to fucking play all the way through. Keep starting over. He's like, David, just record it. Say you meant to do that. That's the problem with these outsiders.

They just say they mean to do all of it and everybody believes them. It's a problem. They just don't know how to work the machines. Everybody gets a trophy. Should we pop in these fucking Hanson tapes? You see what I did here? I always...

Well, that's a good one. I like the weird shit he does with his voice. Jamie, you're not getting a contact high, are you? Are you alright? I don't inhale. Okay, good. See, I wrote DRS on that one, so I knew what tape it was. This one, I wrote S-O-T-I-S-C on it.

So now I know what that is, because I'm smart. I'm a smart tape collector. That's just a little tape tip for you. Now why is this your favorite tape, Jamie? Why do you like this so much? Listen to this. It's awesome. It's a good recording quality. It is.

Had some good equipment. There's quite a stereo field going on in this. Oh, yeah? You mute us. Let's let this play for a bit. Yeah. music plays so so Thank you. so oh