Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Bonus Episode: Jamies Discogs Tips | 6.11.20
Episode Date: June 11, 2020...
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I am Mike
here with Jamie and Ian
now I'm gonna do it
you just flipped the script
I'm gonna do it
because you've gotten chances and you have messed up
so I'm Mike and I'm here with Ian and Jamie.
Boys, say hi.
Say hi.
Hello, hello.
Can you not even do it now?
Oh, man.
I'm not even going to ask how you guys are doing because we already went over that.
We've been talking for a while.
Let's pull the car.
I want to knock down the fourth wall and I want everyone to know what's really going on but just for the fan but just for the patreon uh people
let them know we'll bleep it out for everyone else i'm doing good yeah i'm doing good doing good
well i was i'm excited to be recording a little bit earlier tonight drank my coffee it's coursing
through my veins oh no you've got the bean juice is running through your veins. Oh, my God.
Doing some finger exercises
for my Discogs keyboard.
Oh, no.
Jamie, I've always wanted to ask you this. Do you have a special
keyboard for Discogs?
You got some old workhorse PC
that you wheel out?
Oh, look, there it is.
Your standard Microsoft wireless keyboard.
I'd expect you to have a Discogs dedicated machine.
It's constantly hardwired into Discogs.
You got a fucking cable running cross-country to headquarters.
There's no sitting at it.
Standing only.
Scanner built in.
That's a rule of yours, isn't it?
That's a rule of yours.
If you're sitting while you're on Discogs, you don't need to be on Discogs.
No, you're not bringing it hard enough.
You better...
Discogs demands an attention to detail.
It does.
You don't get that when you're sitting on your hindquarters.
No way.
We should fuck around with some Discogs right now.
We should have...
We should...
You know, we all need to organize right now.
We all need to pull our skills.
So maybe we can do, Jamie, you're a Discogs freak.
We all know you're a pervert with that stuff.
I dabble, I dabble.
Fucking AIM to just think about it makes me mad.
So why don't we, why don't we fuck around with some Discog tips, some organizational tips, some, just some general Jamie's Discog Guide to organizing tapes.
Do you think you could handle that?
Let's just organization in general.
Because I got a few things here.
Yeah.
Because I got a few things here that can kind of go off on different branches of that.
We don't really use Discogs for organizing.
Are you talking about your tape shelf?
Wait a minute.
You don't use Discogs for organizing. Are you talking about your tape shelf? Wait a minute. You don't use Discogs for organizing?
Toilet bowl, dude.
For, like, cataloging, like, keeping track of your collection.
But, like, it doesn't organize.
I mean, I guess you can export it to, like, an Excel spreadsheet or something.
Boo this man.
Don't tear down my entire episode.
You come up with a theme.
Too hard.
In the shape of a toilet bowl?
You want a cake to flush?
God, boo Jamie out of here.
Goodbye.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, well, let's do this.
Because I do, you are, Jamie, admit it, you are a discog freak.
You're a pervert.
It's disgusting.
Everyone we've talked to about it, it's gross.
So let me take a seat.
I have a tape here.
Does anyone recognize it as I'm showing to you?
This double tape.
Double high and the rougher tape.
Yeah, it's like that one on Oxtail.
It is.
What's it called?
Together?
Yeah.
Ian, you have got it, my friend.
Very good job.
All right.
Yeah, I got it over there on the shelf.
This is a comp.
Well, what can you say about it?
Why don't you go ahead and do some talking?
I honestly don't know too much about it,
but I think it is a comp of...
Try again.
People who put out releases on Oxtail,
sort of an Oxtail sampler, maybe.
Or maybe it's just white friends
i think this was a benefit comp right oh it's all coming back to him now you see when when did this
come out it feels like this came out well there was that like you know the there was the the the
alt-right torch boys the alt-right the racist people yeah alt-right, the racist people. Yeah, the racists.
And they had their Home Depot torches,
and they were in Charlottesville, North Carolina.
Yeah.
And there was someone who was on this comp
who I believe there was some sort of medical issue.
Oh, yeah.
Related.
He was a counter-protester.
What was his last name?
McGill.
Yeah.
Is it?
Tyler McGill.
He got hit with a bat or something like that, right?
And then he was in a coma?
Is that true?
You know, Jamie, if that's what your reporting is showing, I don't know if he got hit with
a bat, but let's just not even get into it.
Does it matter? Does it matter, Jamie? Is that what you need is that what you is that what you're tuning
in for this kind of violent talk jamie something wrong with you uh i'm already yeah i'm pulling
up the article who's on this scary oh there's a ton of people on this comp like i said it's a
double it's a double cassette um i'm not going to go through every one.
But Jamie, open up Discogs.
You go through every one.
That's what you're here for, right?
Oh shit, it's not on Discogs.
That's the thing.
Now how does that make you feel?
Makes me feel a little anxious.
Makes me feel like...
I have my copy right over there.
Go get it.
You guys all have copies? You don't have this, Jamie? there. Go get it. You guys all have copies?
You don't have this, Jamie?
I don't have it.
You don't support... This man was hurt by the racist people.
And this was a benefit for him.
And you didn't care enough?
I somehow missed it.
He's fucked up, man.
I guess Mike Tiger isn't really active on Twitter, is he?
Not that I know of.
He's more of an Instagram.
Yeah.
Yeah, I totally missed it.
Sugar left playing right now in the background.
This is sold out, but I don't know if the Bandcamp money...
Mike Nigro, who runs the label, has since moved to Australia.
I don't know if he took all the money that was raised from it and left.
I don't know if you buy this from Bandcamp
it's on the Bandcamp right now for four bills
go buy it
I don't think Mike would do that
no of course not
Ian do you have your copy on you
I can't find it I know it's over there
oh my god you don't care about these people either
the racists are taking over because of people like you I didn't want to be gone too long in case you guys are talking about me
no it's very paranoid very paranoid so jamie do you think this is not on discogs because
you didn't get a copy well you know it's funny the last thing on discogs
from oxtail is something that i input
from atlantis morrissey and millions turn turn your mic up a little bit turn your mic up a little
bit that's um that's oxtail 44 um which catalog number is this one this is oxtail number 33
oh this is an older one this slipped through the cracks cracks. Do you want to do it? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's not on.
Would you be able to add it right now,
or do you think you would get stage fright?
Well, one of the cardinal rules of Discogs is when you enter...
Hold on, let me turn this down.
I really want to hear this.
I think everyone should hear how fucking weird you are about this.
All right, go ahead.
You have to have a copy of the recording
in your hand.
And what happens if you don't?
If you don't, it's against the rules.
However,
if you are showing it to me, we're on Zoom right now.
If you show it to me
and tell me what it says, I can probably
put it in here.
That's cheating, right?
That's cheating. Or I could put in the digital version.
I could download it and then enter the digital version.
What did you do?
Oh man,
you're sick.
You're sick and twisted.
You say,
how did this happen?
Well,
guess what?
We've known how this has happened for hundreds of years.
Raise your hand in solidarity.
And repeat after me.
We are stronger together.
We are stronger together! Jamie, you were talking about shelves earlier.
Yeah.
Were you building some new ones there?
Are we back on?
We're back.
Yeah, man.
Oh, we're back.
I'm going right into it.
I'm talking about organizing.
I'm testing my skills at carpentry.
Did you build them big enough to hold tapes?
Or did you measure it wrong?
I did.
And the funny thing about that is I'm using one by sixes.
But I need pretty much 20 of them
and they're like
so it's like
I didn't expect to have to spend
like $200 plus
on just wood
for these stupid shelves
the project's adding up
Jamie I hope that
I hope what Jamie did here
is I hope he
looked online
instead of measuring a cassette
he just looked online
for how big is a cassette
and he got the dimensions of the actual tape.
And so the Naraka cases don't fit on his shelves,
just the tapes.
But National Audio Company does it in centimeters.
I'm like, dang it.
Goodbye.
Oh, man.
So, Jamie, you're going to have to...
Do you pledge, do you solemnly swear
to put that up on, to get the digital version,
get that thing on Discogs, make it an honest tape?
Sure, I'll do that.
It would take me a little too long right now because there's like so many artists on it.
Is that the only thing stopping you?
Yeah, I could do it later.
I'll add it to my cart.
How's that?
Oh, yeah, do that now.
I'll put it in my cart right now.
Good guy.
You're a good man.
Thanks. What a good man. Thanks.
What a good guy.
All right, I got another problem about organization.
And you know what it is?
No idea.
It's this Doom Mix Volume 4 compilation.
Got a big problem with it.
They got...
And Jamie, maybe you're, like we all know,
you're more of like a buff with this kind of stuff.
I'm more of a biff.
I don't really understand it.
I'm a wild man.
I don't deal with the details.
I don't follow the rules.
All right?
Got it.
But Jamie, when there's all of the artists
from a cassette compilation, right,
listed on the cover of a cassette,
and it's not in the order of the track listing.
Is that... Did you fail?
Did you massively fail?
You did unless it's alphabetical.
It's not alphabetical.
This shit's got dental first
and then mesh,
which I don't know how to say in this.
Actually, you know how that's pronounced?
I know how it's pronounced.
You know how that's pronounced? Yeah. Are it's pronounced. You know how that's pronounced?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Yes, it's pronounced mesh.
How do you know that?
Twitter.
Wait, Twitter?
Mesh.
What is Twitter spending time on this for?
I'm not getting any of that.
I'm seeing a lot of Nazis on there.
I'm looking at the wrong shit.
No, he's on Twitter, Alex Koenig.
And he told everybody one day,
he pulled back the curtain and said,
it's pronounced mesh.
Let everyone know.
The N is just to throw you off the scent.
The N's just a prank.
Yeah, it's a prank.
It's just there to tease you.
It's just dangling a little carrot in front of it.
That's cool.
No, it's not in alphabetical order.
It's all messed up
now dental you now to pronounce that you just you just say dental sounds pretty interesting to me
you're saying like dent like with an e there's no e well what is with this like uh i'll put it in
because the first track is by fire tools which is another one I got a problem with because that is
like the fire tools you get an emoji hold on let me press play the way this
is this is the fire this well it starts off with the fire tools track who uses
emojis who uses fluorescent soccer balls instead of those what metal lettering.
What do you do about that kind of shit?
How's that going to Discogs?
How's that going to Discogs, Jamie?
I'll tell you what.
I bet that makes smoke come out of the computer.
There is...
Are you guys familiar with
the Unicode character set?
No, not at all.
No.
No.
No.
And you? I don't No. Not us, Jamie.
Sorry about that.
There is a Unicode character.
Sorry, buddy.
Not familiar with it, pal.
I yield my time.
Fuck you!
Tell us about these characters. Well characters well basically they just increase the bites
sounds scary regular like ascii character back in the dos days that was only like 256 um bits
so that's why there was a limited set of characters i think unicode has like 100,000 bits. So you can
there's basically
unlimited. There's a soccer ball
Unicode character. Ian, what the
fuck is he talking about? That's what all these
vapor waves are. I have no idea.
Is that where all the vapor waves are and all these people
they're all getting their soccer balls and their emojis
from this ASCII code you talk about?
No, from Unicode.
Not ASCII. AScii is from like the
dos days that we're past that yeah i moved way on um you pretend you don't know what i'm talking
i don't know what you're talking about no okay damn i think what go ahead i was gonna talk about
the thick ass stock download like uh like uh like uh from Master and you get the ASCII art with like the read me dot,
you know, whatever.
Oh, are you talking about like you download something
and you can make it like use a bunch of numbers
and make Bart Simpson showing his butt?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Those were like ASCII.
That's like the old school characters.
But Unicode, we're in the 21st century now.
That's the future. You don't need to do that.
There's probably a Unicode character
for Bart Simpson. More and more
people are saying that. I think the Mesh track
is coming up after this Fire Tools thing. I'm going to go. This is for the Molokai Cops. We'll be right back. Thank you. You know something?
It's eerie.
But this place has a very familiar feeling to it.
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
May I help you?
Can you cover this?
No problem. I'm going to try to make an effort this time around?
Drama.
Drama.
Drama.
Drama.
Drama.
Drama.
Drama. Drama. Drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama.
Okay, guys, here we go.
Drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama. It's real clear, isn't it? We'll see you next time. You're a master at the computer.
You picked the right man.
I do what I can. Thank you. Let's do it. Thank you. you can leave like this will you keep it on ice
sorry use it or lose it
okay well we i think we organized doom trip i think what we did there is we kind of Sorry. Use it or lose it.
Okay, well, I think we organized Doom Trip.
I think what we did there is we kind of picked them up by the scruff of their neck and we said, get your shit together for Doom Mix Volume 5.
All right, I got a tape here. New tape.
CoinLocker Kid.
CoinLocker Kid. Do you guys ever hear of this?
CoinLocker Kid?
It's a hip-hop project, coin locker kid yeah you've heard of it they do tapes on already dead i got one of their tapes
you do oh you have the one on already dead do you know what label this one is on
no this tape is on You want to take a guess?
Is it on Never Anything?
It is on Never Anything.
How are you guessing this?
You're not guessing. I wasn't a guess.
It wasn't a guess.
Oh, it was cheating.
This motherfucker's cheating.
You can't do that.
Yeah, this just came out on Never Anything, SM.
I wanted to ask you, Jamie.
I got another Discogs thing for you
Go for it
You said you have
a tape by Coin Locker Kid
on Arty Dead
Yeah, right
I'm looking for it right now
What, Hailstorm and Maelstrom?
Yeah, that's the one I have
Well then why is it if you have something by them
I'm assuming you've been fucking around on discogs
with it
why is there a profile
picture or microphone
I just went to the page
it looks like I added this
five years ago
not the one on already dead
not the one on never anything
you didn't have the one that just came out
five years ago did you
oh no no no wait what are we talking about
you're saying the hailstorm and maelstrom tape
no I'm saying the coin locker kid
profile is just the microphone
yeah
you don't fuck around with that too when you're in this
you know what's funny
is like five years ago no but now
today if I was adding something
I would probably put up
i would probably find their like band camp page and like put up a picture and put the band camp
whatever soundcloud links and you're just not doing that anymore huh no i wasn't you've been
taking some kind of special pill that makes you a little bit i do it now support comes from oh you
do it now you didn't do it before yes i didn't do it before. Yes, I didn't do it before. I was too young.
Add one right now for them.
Yeah.
Well, what's the process?
Yeah, walk us through the process.
This is history being made, my friend.
Ian, can you believe this?
All right, I'm going.
Look, let's all go to the page.
Let's do edit artist.
I feel like I'm at the most dangerous TED Talk there's ever been.
Paste that web link in there.
And now I'm on Bandcamp.
Look, they have Instagram.
They got a blogger. They got a...
They have their own website,
their own www.
And still, this microphone,
you're allowing this to happen.
This is fucked up.
Oh, wait, I'll put up the picture in a second.
I got to find a good one.
I like how he gets to pick it.
How many are you going through?
Are you going through a...
The Instagram is like pictures of...
I don't know who they are.
It's like pictures of their family.
Don't fuck up and put up
like a cousin or something, Jamie.
They're gonna kick you the hell off Discogs
if you do that.
Alright, I'm just going to use their image
that they have on Bandcamp, so I'll save it
and I'll upload it.
Now, what file format are we fucking with
right now? This is a JPEG.
I want to hear every sick, nasty
ass detail. I want you
to tell me every fucking nasty
detail of updating this thing.
All right.
I just put the,
if you refresh the page,
I put the band.
Oh shit.
Can I refresh it right now?
Yeah.
I'm all from the image up.
Hold on.
Get the image ready.
Still a microphone,
man.
What the fuck?
Just a microphone.
Just a microphone.
Boo.
Boo this man.
All right. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Oh, okay. Oh, microphone boo boo this man all right refresh refresh refresh oh okay now there's a picture
now there's a picture jimmy you did that i did that hold on
thanks i don't know if necessarily jamie did that i feel like more if it's a tabs out thing
i feel like i did that like i kind of made it happen. I'm back here pulling
the strings, if you will.
So now,
what if somebody wanted to put up a
different picture?
Can they just come in
and put something up?
Jamie's got a Discogs rival that always
edits his shit.
Clearly, the picture previously used
was not high enough of a resolution,
so I fixed it for you, Jamie.
Go to the Rolling Stones Discogs page.
If you click on the image,
there's a ton of pictures.
Why does Rolling Stones have Discogs?
Because they have a billion records.
Yeah.
What if I want to know what your start me up came out of, Ian?
But which one is the main image, man?
I don't know.
That's sort of up for debate.
I feel like I haven't really seen people.
Well, I don't get involved in the message boards,
but I haven't really seen people like arguing over what the main picture is.
I feel like you're just supposed to put up like sort of a recent picture.
All right, Jamie, once again, don't say you're not into the message boards.
You're supposed to be a moderator on that
shit, man.
Second of all, I have a call of action
to put out.
Someone please attack and dethrone Jamie's
picture on here.
I want to go to
CoinLocker Kids Bandcamp tomorrow
and I want to see a new picture
up.
Are you going to get somebody like mail bomb
my discogs account thousand email with some ACR this coin like a picture yeah
listening to music I've been I've been spending a lot of time listening to different music and uh uh are you familiar with the with galushka yes very excellent
beautiful voice a real pop sound um so that's been really i've been I've been thinking about that a lot artists like like um
galushka skylight child so yeah just me you know I'm like getting into some
other music and trying to just like get out of my body a little bit all right
coin locker kid SM that was like a track that was like a cut. It's called What's Going On With Larry Rhodes,
Season 11, Episode 5, Radio Excerpt.
But I have a feeling there was some manipulation
to the original audio.
I've done that before, and I've seen others do it.
Sound collages, they're calling it.
Is that legal?
That is a bootleg.
Oh, that brings up a good question, Jamie Orlando.
That brings up an excellent question.
This is a bootleg.
What happens with a bootleg on Discogs?
You can put them up, but you can't sell them.
They disable the selling thing.
But then what just happens is people just
message you. If you have it in your collection,
people just message you and say,
hey, are you selling this?
They just use the black market.
Is there a discogs.onion
that you can go to and
do some deep...
I'm going to throw on this
Sun Ra and his orchestra
bootleg that came out.
I forget which label it is.
There was some distro that was like,
they're obviously the ones bootlegging this.
They're doing them, but they make up a label name.
I love that.
I'll see if I can find it.
What's the title called?
I don't know.
What does it look like?
It looks like this. It's just this drawing
on the outside.
I think I found it already.
No way. There's no fucking way you went through Sun Ra's
Discogs and found
this one fucking tape. There's no way.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I found it. I'm going to put it in the chat. There's no way. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
I found it. I'm going to put it in the chat.
There's no way. I'm going to put it in the chat.
I can't open the chat.
He's plugged into Discogs.
Just tell me what it's called.
Everybody click on the link in the chat.
It's called
1960s and 70s sound collage of
rare grooves and space oddities. It's on
Keep Alive tapes from 2014.
How did you find it so quickly?
I just
typed in Sun Ra, I typed in Cassette,
and I typed in Unofficial. You typed in where?
In the search.
You type all that in the
Discog search? Yeah, basically
anything you type in that search
searches on all the fields.
Holy shit, there it is right there.
It came right up.
Wow, look at that.
Okay, yeah.
So go ahead and read what it is so we know what it is.
Well, you see, yeah, it is an unofficial release.
And you see on the right it says this release has been blocked from sale in the marketplace.
Oh, they blocked it.
So it does say unofficial release.
It says mixed, and I'm not sure what
mixed means. I feel like that's usually for like a
mixtape, so I think that might actually be
like, you're not supposed to use that tag,
but I don't know. You ever correct motherfuckers
on here? I wouldn't
on that just because I don't know. Like, I'd have to
like look up what that actually means. Give me
a big, give me something to just get you
steaming, man. You know what
makes me steamed? Yeah. I mean, no.
It's when...
Because I keep track of my
cassettes and my digital copies
separately, and I hate
it when somebody takes my digital one
and converts it to a cassette version.
What are you talking about? I don't understand
a word you're saying. You keep... What's separate?
In the format field,
it'll say like mp3
that'll be my version like that's the version i have i don't even own the cassette version of
this particular thing i just have the mp3s so i have in my discogs collection and somebody comes
along and edits it and changes it to a cassette oh people have done this to you you gotta you
have to create a new release for cassette and then you create a master release for both releases to
be contained you think our boy you think wankered has done shit like that no not with 100 approval
rating no way no way and then the other thing i don't like is when you know when somebody has a
very common name and then somebody doesn't like take the time to like figure out who that person
actually is so they just pick the first person instead of doing like you know john smith five
or whatever they just pick the first one and then it's like some like 1950s engineer or something
what monster would do that i know man how don't even bring don't even bring that kind of shit up
jamie god damn what the fuck, man?
You're really bringing me down.
There's that tape that...
Do you guys have that Lisa tape?
The mattress company?
It's literally just called Lisa.
And I think that was like Lisa...
I think it was 179.
I forget what number it was.
But that one was like impossible.
It was actually already on Discogs,
but it took me forever to find it.
Is that a Finery tape?
Let me see if I
can find it. It was by that person that does
I forget. It's like that techno
project in Philly. David
something. I forget his name. He played
Final Friday once.
Oh, I know who you mean. Yeah.
Really funny guy.
I think he was friends with Casey.
Lisa.
I'm never going to find it on here.
Actually, no.
I'll find it.
I can't believe you found that Sun Ra tape by, like,
it's like when people talk about ordering off the secret menu
at In-N-Out Burger,
and then I just tell them you want, like, you know,
extra boots in your socks.
Jamie's, like, on here, like, oh, I just typed in you want, like, you know, extra boots in your socks.
Jamie's, like, on here, like,
oh, I just typed in son Rob Mike just said,
and then I have your address.
All right, I'm ready to go out on one last thing.
You ready for me to organize something else here?
Yes, do it. I'm me to organize something else here? Yes, do it.
I'm going to organize.
This is another.
I'm doing another call to action.
I'm doing a lot of call to actions lately.
I'm feeling very. You got to.
You got to.
Yeah, I'm feeling very emboldened right now.
And you know what?
Check on this.
Jamie, check on this to make sure it hasn't been done yet.
If this has been done already, then I don't want to like we're going to edit all this out because I don't want to seem like I'm like, you know, I'm late to make sure it hasn't been done yet. If this has been done already, then we're going to edit all this out
because I don't want to seem like I'm late to the game here.
Final Cop and Cop Funeral.
Do they have a split tape?
No.
There's not one?
Let me go to Already Dead Bandcamp.
Are you talking about Already Dead?
I don't know.
It could be on anything. What are you talking about?
Well, because isn't
Cop Funeral?
No, that's Sex Funeral.
Cop Funeral. I think that's
Already Dead. I hate when I mix up
Cop Funeral and Sex Funeral.
It's a very normal thing that
people who listen to normal
normal types of music are constantly doing these days they're constantly mixing up sex funeral
with cop funeral with regular people in normal everyday conversations wait so who's in cop
funeral is that funeral is that um oh no that's cop jokes cop jokes is dan getty that's Cop Jokes.
Cop Jokes is Dan Getty.
That's what I was thinking.
We're so close. We're nipping around the edges, boys.
We are almost there.
So who's in Cop Funeral?
I could find that for you pretty easily.
I'll find that for you right now.
Cop Funeral, Joshua Tavia.
Cop Funeral, Joshua Tavia, who does Already Dead.
What you were talking about, Jamie.
Yeah, yeah. Final Cop. It's Joshua Tavia, who does Already Dead. What you were talking about, Jamie. Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Final Cop.
It's a duo, I believe.
And again, okay, here's another problem.
Final Cop, it's also they have the microphone for their thing.
Jamie, you got to get on that.
Wait, Final Cop is a Peter Criss project.
It is, yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to throw in this tape right now.
It's Final Cop. What is it?
It's on JNC Tapes.
A tradition of efficient, courteous
service.
Let's put this guy in.
Yeah, see, this is wrong for Final Cop.
It says members Black Rollins
and Peter Criss. Black Rollins is
Peter Criss. Oh my god. So fix this,
Jamie. Yeah, I'll fix it. I'm going to take Black Rollins
out. Yeah, fix this. This one's all messed up. This I'll fix it. I'm going to take Brett Black Rollins out. Yeah fix this. This one's all
messed up. This is all messed up.
I got to go to the Black
yeah I got to do it from the Black Rollins
discogs page.
Oh this is like you got to go
do you have to sign into another account while you do this?
No no no no.
Oh look I actually edited
the Black Rollins artist page
a year ago. What is wrong?
And I'm the one that put in this is a different moniker for German Army.
And then somebody changed it and said, this is not a side project.
It is a Final Cop side project.
And that person's account has since been disabled.
Oh, shit.
So who was right?
I don't know.
Thank you.
I really don't know.
I mean, if their account was disabled, and Jamie, you have several trophies and Discogs,
I would have to think that you would feel very vindicated right now.
Yeah, that was probably a bot.
Just putting in wrong info.
Oh, man, Jamie.
The Russian bots are coming at you on Discogs, man.
Well, what are you fixing right now?
Did you take a...
Well...
I'm confused.
I want to organize this split,
but I want to make sure you feel good about it
before we move on to that.
All right, well...
The problem is, I don't know...
A lot angrier than most German artists are.
We shouldn't even be talking about Black Rollins right now,
because this is a one-off project.
Wait, this is a side project.
The final cop members, Bernie Orne and Peter Chris.
Well, hold on.
Hold on.
The final cop thing, it says alias Vern Orne.
And then members Black Rollins, Peter Chris.
This is all wrong.
I'll fix it.
So I got to go to the Vern Orne.
There's God's page.
I can see, Jamie.
I can see you're physically shaking right now.
And do, in groups, Black Rollins.
What is he doing, Ian?
I don't know.
He's going to be up all night
doing this.
Actually, I feel bad now.
You got him started
on this black hole of a project.
I honestly wish I didn't wind him the hell up, man.
Because he is just... Look at him.
He's glassy-eyed.
He's gone.
Alright, I fixed it.
I fixed it.
So Black Rollins now says people first in Burn Ore.
But it says in groups
Final Cop, which doesn't seem to make sense.
Did you fix this yet, Jamie?
That's all I want to know is, did you fix it yet?
No, I'm going to show it.
Because I don't want to be
associated with the split if it's
going to be all fucked up here.
I can't let that happen to me. I can't
get cancelled in this cassette community.
I can't let that happen.
Okay. I got it.
So if you...
Refresh the Black Rollins
Discogs page now. So now it says
Members, Peter Criss, Vern, Orr.
There's no in-groups.
There's no aliases.
There's none of that bull crap.
It's just the two members.
There's a one-sentence profile.
And by the way,
the person that put that up
did not cite a source.
You're supposed to really cite a source
for that stuff.
There's no image,
but I don't know if I can get an image
of this project.
I hope everyone out there is fucking listening to Jamie right now.
Don't step on his toes.
Yeah, and don't vandalize my submissions.
Please don't.
So sincere, and I can't believe anybody would be a bad enough boy to mess with him.
I can't believe any wanker or downing John or any of these goons would mess with you.
This is a beautiful community resource.
We need to all take care of it.
Do you want to...
You know what you should do?
You should change the picture of Final Cop
and put up a picture of that cop from Philly,
the Tony Bologna.
Joey Bologna.
Joey Bologna is from New York.
Tony Bologna was from Philly.
Will you do that, Jamie? Will you make it... Jamie, will you make it Joey Bologna. Joey Bologna is from New York. Tony Bologna was from Philly. Will you do that, Jamie? Will you make it?
Jamie, will you make it Joey Bologna
even if it gets you? I can't do it.
Because it violates some sort of rule?
Yeah.
My moral principles
would be violated.
I understand. No, I get that.
I get that. I get that.
I'm looking right now.
Okay, so that was Final Cop.
Now, Cop Funeral.
Jamie, please tell me
there's no deep edits
we have to make on this,
on their Discogs.
Please tell me it's organized.
And this one is on Already Dead dead too stressed to be blessed
is there a level of discogs like can you do you have the uh like do you pay a fee every month so
you can see extra stats no and if it was offered would you become a Discogs Gold member? There is a rank. There is like some kind of ranking, but I don't know what it means.
I have 10,952 rank points.
What's that mean?
That's a big number.
Those are my contributor stats.
I don't really know what that means, though.
I don't really know what that means.
Well, you want to look up somebody else?
Who can we compare myself to?
Jesse DeRosa?
Yeah, look up Jesse DeRosa.
Bake Tapes.
He's a huge freak with this kind of stuff.
He probably has a lot of points.
Jesse DeRosa, 145 rank points.
Oh, my God.
I am beating him by an attitude of 100.
How embarrassing.
I can't even just think about it.
It makes me mad.
Oh, my God.
I feel so bad for him right now.
Yikes.
Should we cut that out?
I definitely should.
What about, there's a tabs out disc, Cogs.
How many do we have?
Please be more than, please be more.
Twelve.
Twelve?
That's actually a good honest number.
I'm proud of it.
Actually, it's probably, oh wait, twelve. Like the cops a good, honest number. I'm proud of it. Actually, it's probably...
Oh, wait, 12.
Like the cops, that's not okay.
I got to...
You got to add something.
I got to add one thing.
How do I add something?
Jamie, you got to walk me through this, big guy.
I'm logged in.
What do I do?
Go to the Final Cop artist page and upload an image.
Okay, how do I do it?
Final Cop, I'm there. Oh, my. Jamie, I'm shaking. I'm so scared. upload an image. Okay. How do I do it? Final Cop.
I'm there.
Oh, my.
Jamie, I'm shaking.
I'm so scared.
Hit add image.
How?
It says it right there, right?
Add image.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now what?
And then I think you have to hit add image again.
It says upload image.
Oh, upload image. So you could drag or drop it or you could click on the little plus sign to navigate from your local file explorer.
Staff Inspector Anthony Bologna.
I'm going to disable that image as soon as you put it up.
Hopefully you better not, man.
Actually, you know what?
I'll respect that if you did that.
That'd be good.
Oh, no, this one, actually, this is Joey Bologna.
I think Tony Bologna might be from somewhere else.
I'm going to name it Final Cop.
And I think actually this will be the thing that defunds the police.
They will not be able to recover from this move.
Submission notes.
Do I need to put any submission notes?
You don't have to, but I usually do just to say where I got it from or my source.
Now it says pending.
What do I do now?
It says pending?
Yeah, it says pending.
I don't know.
I've never gotten that.
You need more rank points.
Maybe it's under review.
Somebody might be reviewing it.
Will you review it? You can't do it?
I don't know. I don't want to log off
of here until this is done.
I can't end this. In good faith,
I can't end this podcast without that being done.
Oh, I see it.
It says disabled. Who disabled it?
I don't know.
It's just disabled.
It says uploaded by tabs out a few seconds ago
and then it's disabled.
Oh.
Now I have the power. I could click a button
that says enable right now.
Or I could click on a button that says report abuse.
Jamie's going to get all the credit for it.
No, I'm not going to do either one.
Are you seriously not going to do it, Jamie?
I'm not going to narc you out on Discogs.
No, I mean, are you going to add it?
Oh, no, no. I'm not doing that either. Are you seriously not going to do it, Jamie? I'm not going to narc you out on Discogs. No, I mean, are you going to add it? Oh, no, no. I'm not doing that either.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not going to be an
accomplice to Discogs'
vandalization.
This is so embarrassing to me.
I cannot believe you're doing
this to me.
We're ending this episode
me a loser.
That's what you're telling me?
A genie loser?
Come on.
You could be like a rebel without a cause.
Jamie, be a bad boy.
Just approve it.
Jamie.
You know what I'm going to do?
The whole world is watching, man.
Approve it.
I'm going to enable it.
I just want to see it real quick.
I'm going to hit save
now it's up there
refresh the page
okay
you see it
screenshot it
and then I'm going to do edit
I'm going to go to
you got it
you talking to me
yeah
you get the screenshot
no I didn't get it
somebody else get it
you're my guy for all this come on Yeah. You get the screenshot? No, I didn't get it. Somebody else get it.
You're my guy for all this.
Come on.
Get two just in case.
I want a JPEG and I want a PDF.
You want a PDF as well?
I don't know if my computer can handle that.
All right, just leave it up there, Jamie.
You're such a bad boy, but I am reporting you to Discogs that you did that.
Wait, actually, can you check my points now?
How many points do I have now?
Let me check.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Never mind.
Please tell me I have points. My profile.
Tabs out.
You still have 12 points. Oh, my God. I have points. My profile. Tabs out. You still have 12 points.
Oh my god.
That's the end of the episode.
We're done.
This is embarrassing.
We tried.
I tried to organize this. It didn't work. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Thanks for watching!