Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Bonus Episode: Live From the Superbowl! | 2.3.19

Episode Date: February 3, 2019

The Tabs Out Bonus Brigade™ heads to Atlanta for the Superbowl pregame cassette show, recorded live from the 69th yard line of the big game!

Tabs Out Bonus Episode Too Spooky Way Too Spooky That was one of the ideas, but it wasn't a very good one, was it? Dabs out. Bonus episode. that was one of the ideas but it wasn't a very good one was it bonus episode live from the super bowl all right oh it's very special i'm mike here with the bone the bonus brigade jamie and ian say hi boys hello that was a heck of an effort this is uh we had some technical difficulties jamie you got electrocuted. Oh, yeah. Trying to use Dave's mixer. He booby traps it.

He booby trapped the shit out of you. But that's fine because we have some, we are going to do some tackles. We're going to, oh, my God. Wow, what a tackle. There's going to be some fumbles, some flims. Bing, flag. Bing, flag. I'm very excited because I'm a huge jock, and I love the football. Ian, any prediction for tonight's big game?

I should say we're here on the, we got invited. We're on the 69th yard line recording this live. Bonus episode, live from the Super Bowl. Big deal. Huge deal. It's never happened before. Kind of cut this right down the middle and then you cut sideways and you get a little turkey and a little chicken and a little duck. Ian, you got any

predictions for tonight's big one? The big match against the E-A-G-A-L-S-E-A-G Ian. Ian. I love Ian too. You know what? I don't know what's going to happen. How many players, how many heads do you think are just going to pop off?

They're going to get huge tackles and the heads are just going to pop off. They got the concussion thing going. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. So, Ian, why don't you read the name of this tape off?

Oh, what tape do we have here? Jamie, here's how we're going to do this. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Shut up. You want to do some football tapes?

Here's how we should do it. Jamie, you're going to play all the tapes tonight. All right. We're putting this all on your shoulders. And you know what I'm going to say right now? I don't how we should do it. Jamie, you're going to play all the tapes tonight. We're putting this all on your shoulders. And you know what I'm going to say right now? I don't think you can do it. I honestly don't think you can do it. And I think this is a bad idea. I should have called an audible,

but I'm not going to call an audible. But I think you should play these tapes and then Ian and I will judge you. Here's the ratings we'll give you. We got one leg two legs three legs four legs five legs six legs give you one out of six legs one out of six

one out of six legs of how goodly football it is of how close to the game the big game the crack of the whip the home runs the whole deal the big game what's he got what the heck did he bring The home runs, the whole deal. The big game. What's he got?

What the heck did he bring? Number one, he brought Patriot Games. This is a bootleg. By Pleasure Island. Patriot. Wow. That's actually, hold on. That's pretty good.

Was this your first one you thought of? Yeah. Walk us through this. You're in your man cave, right? You got your jersey on. You got the jersey on. You're wearing your man cave, right? You got your jersey on. You got the jersey on. You're wearing your cleats, the jock strap. We always had the jocks guys with their jock straps on. This is the only tape that I thought of off the top of my head, honestly.

That was one of the ideas, but it wasn't a very good one, was it? And I just thought of the Patriots. They're in the Super Bowl this year, right? Yeah. They're in there. They're always in there Bowl this year, right? Yeah, they're in there. They're always in there. But you know what? You nailed the name.

I hear Ian went to the locker room earlier. He farted in all the footballs. Hey. I hear you did that. Thanks. Digging good and smelling good and tasting good. We got to dig in and start eating now. Digging good and smelling good and tasting good. We got to dig in and start eating now. Eating good and smelling good and tasting good.

We got to dig in and start eating now. So this is John Pyle, right? Yeah, John Pyle. You said that. Yep. This is a double cassette, double high guy. You guys have this one? Double, this is two halves.

I don't have this one. It's really good. I got another one that's this size. It's like two, like, C2s or whatever. Wait a minute. Whatever he usually does. No, I don't. I have another one that's up there.

Does he have another double one He does He's got another double He's got another double just like it Yeah Like this is a father bucket This is a mother bucket It's a John Pyle tape

They had a baby bucket We talked about these kind of covers before How they used the scary Give me some reverb Jamie Yeah, we talked about these kind of covers before, how they used the scary... Give me some reverb, Jamie. Please give me some reverb right now. I'll tell you about these covers. We spoke... No, not that one.

Dial in the reverb. Dave would have had the... That's not reverb. There it is. They go down to the... All the reverb. All the reverb. Jamie, you be the goblin in the basement at Kinko's that guards the scary copy machine.

Oh my goodness. I'm here to use the scary copy machine. None shall pass. Listen, I got a harsh noise tape double cassette. You gotta let me use it, scary machine. This cover's gotta look scary as shit. Not in Shall Pass. Let me use that goddamn machine.

Look at me. It's on Beyond the Ruins. It's so fucking hard. You gotta let me use it. I'm wearing gloves. That's what it's like. Live from the Super Bowl. That's a good one. That's a good football one

You did good Six legs Stop blowing the whistle My kids are sleeping At least they should be Okay You know it's even got a blue cover The Patriots have blue in their colors

They do Good observation I don't know if that was just luck Excellent observation Or if you planned that Did you plan that? No I didn't plan if that was just luck. Excellent observation. If you planned that. Did you plan that? No, I didn't plan that part.

I wonder if John Pyle planned that. I'm going to give you five legs. Five legs? I give him six legs? Okay. Yeah. That's good. So calculate that out.

Six of these legs or one of these legs or two of these six legs. Okay. What's the next one you got for us? Oh, you want me to pull out another one? Yeah. How many did you bring? I think I brought six. Do three. We'll do two blocks of three.

Okay. Alright, so my next tape here... This is a bootleg. And this might not be kosher. We'll see. Oof. But this is a tape by Disguises. And there's...

Disguises. Disguises. So read off the last track title. I know. This is a 905 tape. I spotted that a mile away. Last track is Zoner's Ball. Zoner's Ball. Wow.

How did you figure Zoner's Ball? Yeah, okay. I'll take it. Yeah, it's sports. That was one of the ideas but it wasn't a very good one was it that works

that works let me see this let me ask you this how did you even know that track was on that tape I did a Discog search you can Discog search by track title

well if you have your collection in Discogs you can search it by keywords so I was just doing a bunch of searches Jamie you're a maniac and you should get some help youogs, you can search it by keyword, so I was just doing a bunch of searches. Jamie, you're a maniac, and you should get some help. You're a maniac.

You searched for it, but then you also had it. No, he searched in his collection. Oh, I see. I put out this tape. This is one of the first 905 tapes that I did. Is it really? Yeah. What number is it?

9540, I think. That's not one of the first ones. That's one of the first 40 you did, right? Yeah. It's early on. That's not one of the first ones. That's one of the first 40 you did, right? Yeah. It's early on. It's an early cat. I think it was, I'll say it's one of the first

like masters I asked for. Like one of the first people I asked to send me something. And it just took a little bit, maybe longer than it should have. They're from Canada, though, so the post is like, it's gotta go to the border.

That's true. Ice is taking a look at it. There's a whole okay if I say something and you don't want to listen don't listen 9540

what year did this come out did your precious Discogs tell you that I think of 2009 Ian does his precious Discogs tell him that probably does check the wifi maybe I won't give it to you. Maybe you won't give it to me. Give me the next save.

Discogs is a Canadian troop. I forget who was all in Disguises. Does it say it? It doesn't. I'll look it up. I'm looking it up. Look up now on your precious fucking Discogs. You got the passwords.

Industrial Electronics, Harsh Psychedelics, and Abrasive Noise Group from Toronto who performed live and recorded 2005-2011. Members Kevin Crump, John Shapiro. That sounds about right. This ain't no game. But then below... Oh, wait, there's more.

Kevin Hanley, Randall Gay, Ian Sequeira, and Calvin Brown. Give yourself some reverb. Introduce us again like we'll introduce it again like it's the players. Kevin Crump, John Shapiro, Kevin Haney,

Randall Gay, Ian Sekira, Calvin Brown, and occasional friends. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year alright and then give us one more okay this last one

I'm going to say so far I'm going to say that's for me for me for football related for being a true jockhead like I am I mean I never went pro played a little college ball I give that three legs yeah I was going to give that three legs. Yeah, I was going to give it four legs.

Because it's a deep, it's cut. It's the name of a track. It's the name of a track. I'll give you a little bit more. If it was, yeah. Okay, this next one. What's the next one? I think it's a little bit more of a puzzle.

So I'm going to give it to Ian. He can read off the spine. Oh, great. Puzzle. And see if he can spot the football reference. He not only rambled, but he rumbled and stumbled. I don't know about this, man. What are you talking about?

This is an interesting... What is it? Why is it a puzzle? Six of these legs, or one of these legs, or two of these six legs. Group is Ophibra, and the name of the tape is Untitled Drones for Iron Oxide. For the gridiron?

You got it right there. It is on Dave's label, so I didn't expect it to be quite as good. We got one leg. We got one leg. This isn't jock at all for me. This is 2AM13. Oh, so you know what?

Wow, you're doing a very i see i see this guy's angle he's playing all tabs out my label job hiles label dave's label i see what you're doing he's gunning for something he's gunning for power breaking all the rules you are that was a heck of an effort don't think it's gonna work jamie but let's play these tapes we should have been playing these tapes this whole time. We should have already been starting this John Pyle tape. You got the tape? Yeah, I could have been doing that right now. What are we doing?

I'm acting like this is a regular episode of Tabs Out, not a crazy-ass bonus episode. Things go wild in the bonus episodes. Who knows how loud this is going to be? It's going to be some power electronics. Oh, don't even talk about how much be who knows it's going to be some power electronics oh don't even talk about how much i'm a yeah listen it's already scary all right let's let these tapes play Thank you. Thank you. Newly protective technologies.

Signals of the castrated. Phallic monuments. Served sweetly when they burst into foam. The Venus obsolete. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a little bit of a run. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. so I'm going to go to the right. Thank you. so so so so so uh so I'm going to try to get a better view of the road. so Thank you. so so Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. The so so The so Thank you. Hey, can you hear me? What a fumble, Jamie.

What a fumble. Talk about a fumble. Talk about it. He not only rambled, but he rumbled and stumbled. This is the Overburr tape going right now, right? Early Dave Doin release. Not Overburr. I don't want to imply that's Dave Doin.

Dave Doin put the tape out on 2 a.m. I had discods open. Oh, here it is. Benjamin Rosinol? R-O-S-S-I-G-N-O-L? Okay. Who knows? I'll buy it.

Who knows? I don't know. This dude I know used like have a lot of stuff that was like deconstructed tapes like the release would be a tape that was like recorded onto then taken apart and put into a box and you could put it together if you wanted to like a little craft like you went to like joanne fabrics and got like a little craft i'm a michaels guy you're you have an allegiance to michaels oh, yeah. Which one's the religious one? Hobby Lobby.

That's mine. Yeah. I'm there all the time. I don't buy yarn from anywhere unless they're, like, advocating for something. Even if I don't agree with it. Everything's political. You eat a Chick-fil-A afterwards. That disguises tape

that we played. I should say we we didn't play the ball song. What was it called? Zoner's ball. But we started with dead patterns and they

do run patterns in football. That's true. I played a little college ball myself so I would know that they'd this tape out. That was a good track.

This is fucking tight actually. Don't fade out. Not all the way. Hold on. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to bring this in with it. Because the crowd's loving it.

Oh, yeah. We're here at the Super Bowl still, in case you forgot about the whole bit. I know I did. I'm going to continue the bit. All right. I got a new prop. It's still up again. Let's get some snacks.

Oh, shit. Look at that. That's not a prop that's real life did you bring chips and salsa and you know joe b if you're out there jamie orlando is giving you a run for title of snack man the listener loves nothing more than to hear people chewing not you know chewing on my podcast are you kidding me they'll kick me right off the web but this one can i can i do the next day that's out tabs out oh yeah how are we gonna do this cuz I've decided I'm gonna

play some tapes too okay I just want to do I just want to do this one first you want to do okay go ahead I just want you to do it right now I want you to look at the song titles and see so at the song oh I just wanted to know it doesn't matter the 2 a.m. tapes it doesn't matter what it looks like who cares you're on but we're we're not as hot you got to talk right into this party and I'm talking right into it now you're gonna blow it sliding on me done a bunch of these before you know a little bit something about podcasting I'm supposed to read the well maybe you could read the artist in the album first. This ain't no game.

This is Michael Foster and Ben Bennett on Astral Spirits. No sport yet. I don't get any sport yet. This is a bootleg. Tape is called In It. I-N-I-T. Nothing yet. Just read all the tracks because they're all great. And hurry up. Side A.

A griffin dip my phone in it you suck a pant leg dip my ghosties in it bing flag a slippery arrow dip my dents in it bing flag go to the store and dump my feelers in it bing flag is this a punk song so many flags side b a crappy dip my nest in it wow what a tackle a crappy, dip my nest in it. Wow, what a tackle. A gray donut, dip my climax in it. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. A cartwheel, dip my slab car in it. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year.

And go to the bank and dump my lotions in it. Bing, flag. What the hell is this, Jamie? What the fuck kind of kinky shit you bringing, man? This is recorded in... It better have been recorded at a football game. 2016 in Brooklyn, New York. If I say something and you don't want to listen, don't listen.

Why is this football, Jamie? No, why is this tape football? Because what do you eat while you watch football snacks why is this cassette tape football what do you eat when you watch football you eat you eat dip okay tracks are dips yeah oh my god it feels dumb as dave i feel as i'm sorry dip my phone in it. Dip my ghosties in it. I like a crappy. Yeah, dip my nest in it. All right. So how many layers are in your dip on Super Bowl?

Please. I like a good seven layer. Seven layer? That's the standard. Uh-oh. I think I hit eject on the tape player too early. Now it's stuck. Uh-oh.

Shit. Jamie, work on that. Is it stuck? Oh, the tape is cracked. Are you serious? You should get a refund on that, man. Did you keep a receipt? Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God. This Super Bowl is so... This crowd is getting... I got a backup. Yeah. This crowd's getting... They broke the tape deck. We need a technician.

That's... You fucking... It's Dave Doyen's tape. Unnecessary roughness. That's unnecessary. Oh, you need to call Dave. You need to get a refund right now. If he's still selling crack tapes, he's still at that.

I told him he needs to stop that. I told Dave he needs to stop that. I told him you get them made in the USA. Come on. Fade that tape deck back up, dummy. Come on. Oh, yeah. Come on.

You're on the ones and zeros. Fade the deck back up. Give the people what they want. The people at this... I didn't know that... I shut my crowd noise thing. I'll get it back.

So this is the Michael... This is the dip tape. Dip. Dip. Alright. I want to do one after. I want to do the next one. Do the next two because I got one to play us out on. Okay.

Okay. I got two here. Here's my question. What does a football player do? A quarterback specifically. And I heard that you farted in all the footballs at the Super Bowl. That's pretty funny. Yeah.

So all those players are going to be, as soon as they get that ball, they're going to be happy because they caught it because you want to catch it, but then they're going to smell your stinky-ass farts. That is such a good prank. What does a football player do if they just want to throw the ball away? They want to say, stop the clock and don't have to do time anymore. What do they do with the ball? They spike it.

They what? They spike it. Spikes. Spikes. spying spikes what's this tape called he writes it like a toddler so I can't see it brings down a little bit cemetery of cyclope in proportion cyclope in proportions cyclope in American tapes they got a release number on here. It's just a piece of paper. Spray paint it, fold it in half, tape together.

Is it a recycled tape? No, he bought a new tape. No, John Olsen bought new tapes. High bias. It's a fucking recycled tape. And it's like he didn't even try to cover up what was on there. Look at that. Who is it?

Spikes. Oh, Spikes. Oh, no. It's actually the original tape is S is for Silence. Okay. So that's actually kind of cool, actually, when you think about it. But this is American Tapes from 2010. A lot of older stuff tonight.

Listen to that. That's almost like jazz. That's like some extended technique. How many extended techniques do you know? One, two, three. Two legs. Ian, Super Bowl predictions. Whose head's going to pop off?

Whose shoe's going to fall off? Not too many shoes, but I think everybody's head's going off in this game. That's how it works. Can I put it on this spike stamp? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It might have some sizzling sacks on it, too.

I don't even know yet. Ooh. Let's go in there. Somewhere in the middle here. That's just going to be on the left side, I bet. Is there anything on the right side? Oh, yes. This is stereo.

Yeah, I hear it now. That was one of the ideas, but it wasn't a very good one, was it? And then what do you want me to play one more? This is a good one, though, for football, right? That spikes the ball? It is. It's a good reference. All right, I'm going to hand this one over to you.

How many points do I get? Is this what we're playing out on? Yeah. Wait, wait oh i'm sorry i have another one how many points do i get how close am i for the for the theme i'll give you i'll give you four legs four i would give you five i like spikes six legs six of these legs or one of these legs or two of these six legs here's my here's my next one this is so football you're gonna love it what does like a refrigerator parry do to the quarterback what do they all no not what does he do what does the line of gentlemen do when they really really got the blood thirst for the quarterback they want to get him so bad. He's like a picnic basket. They're all Yogi Bear.

They want to sack him? What do they do? Revelation Blitz. Whoa. Okay. How is that? How about that? Revelation Blitz.

This is a duo. Who is in this project? John Elliott and George Vibrans. Or Via Brands or something like that. I don't know. I honestly don't know. But this came out, I want to say... Oh, it says right there.

2010. I don't even have to guess. Adorable Stimuli. A label, I believe, from Ohio. It even looks kind of like a durable stimuli. A label, I believe, from Ohio. Nice. It even looks kind of like a cleat, the bottom of a football cleat on the cover. So it's even extra football for this

extra special football episode. Going back to spikes, I like how you can spike a ball, but you also have spikes on the bottom of your shoes. That's true. Did you play any college ball? Just a little bit. You play any college ball? Just a little bit. JV.

A little JV. Ian, you play any college ball? No. I was actually on the Clemson team that went to the White House the other day. Were you? Yeah. It was pretty good burgers. Yeah.

Nothing wrong with that. Good American food. As well as your games. This Spike guy really scratching his nails here. A little crinkly. Is this the sound of him posting the meme? He's doing all the memes now. He's a big meme guy.

Yeah. I'm a fuck Jerry man myself. Should I throw in this Revolution Blitz tape? Yeah, let's do it. Let's play the Revolution Blitz tape for a little bit. Okay.

I almost said those words correctly. And then we'll fade us off. Oh, there we go. Make me feel important. I can't believe you broke my other side of the deck here. I know, yeah.

We're going to have to get some pliers or something. The tape cracked in your deck here I know yeah What the fuck were you even thinking I know Cracked in your deck I'm gonna have to go to Home Depot And rent some tools to get that out Gotta get you a Nakamichi dragon Alright let's listen to Revelation Blitz

We gotta get off the field soon I think they're gonna start Okay okay Joe Montana's already here I'm gonna give you guys a mute Let's do it Any last words? Thank you. The The The Thank you. The I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I thought the tape was actually fading out. Keep it going a little bit.

Look at that revelation blitz in the background. Revelation blitz. So, Ian, let me ask you a question. Sure. Jamie played, what, one, two, three. One of them broke. Four, five. So far, I played two. So, he's got broke. Four, five. So far I played two.

So he's got the advantage number wise. Yeah. Who did the better job scoring a touchdown? Who scored the touchdown on the theme? On nailing that theme? Please tell me. I need the validation. Please just say it's me.

Ian, it's my fucking show. This is my house. You're just the bonus brigade. You know, if you want to get kicked out, you can be easier replaced. Who did better? It's tough to say. It shouldn't be that tough. I brought props. You did bring props.

And you brought snacks. You have a football, too. You brought an actual football. And I gotta say, you fucking one of your tapes fucking broke. It have a football, too. You brought an actual football. And I got to say, you fucking, one of your tapes fucking broke. It fucking exploded in the deck. But in football, things break all the time. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. Now, I'm led to believe that you have... I almost stopped the wrong deck.

Just let it keep going. I'm led to believe that you... Actually, you know what? I have another tape I want to play while we talk about getting ready for yours. And I want you guys to both guess. You calling an audible? I'm calling an audible, boys. The big game's got me excited.

Oh, boys. Getting up. Going to the racks. A little bit. He's climbing on top of Jamie. Are Tampa Bay Buccaneers? I mean, I'm biased because I'm an Eagles fan. But I don't know. Hopefully it's just a good game.

Hopefully everybody's nice and we'll see. Hopefully there's no nip slips. Okay. What you got there? Jeez, that'd be incredible if there was a nip slip. So I'm going to play this, and I'm going to pass it over to you, and I want you to guess why. I get to guess.

And then I want Ian to guess too. Okay, so this is Barry Center Just Dust. Barry Center, Just Dust. So why did I pick that? It's because of the name. Because of the artist.

Hand it to me by the way. Why did I pick it? Barry Center. Come on fellas. I see where you're going with way. Why did I pick it? Barry Center. Come on, fellas. I see where you're going with this. Are you talking about Barry Sanders? The Pro Bowl running back? Bernie Sanders? I didn't think you were going to be that quick, because I thought you were going to guess, because

the center is a position on the football team. Every team's got one. He's the big man right in the middle. I thought that was soccer. Well, football is American soccer. American football. Wait, American. The Super Bowl is American football.

Yeah. Better known in Europe as Sikor. Barry Sander. Yeah, the whole bit was going to be that you were going to say the center position thing. And then I was going to come and blow your fucking rocks off with this joke. No, Barry Sander. Don't try to come to me with a football joke jimmy give me the reverb again because that's oh no man it's barry center man person it's present it's something like it's versus

what label put this out keep that reverb on the whole time by the way, because I'm at the stadiums. I'm in the bathroom. Let's record the ending from the bathroom. Why don't everybody come in here? Petroff? Wait, are we in the same stall? Yeah, let's all come in. Everybody come into this stall. So did you guys... I can't figure out who played this person. Excuse us. Recording a podcast.

Jesus Christ. Recording a podcast in here. If you can be a little quiet. I don't know why I say premium. I like this tape. This is good, isn't it? I'm actually getting too scared I need somebody to hold me I thought we were at a football game

I know there's no crime in football Alright fade this out and give me the one you got Okay so I got this is the most Outsider tape in my collection Barry Center I think is from like West Virginia Or something like that and puts out a lot of awesome shit Yeah And if you're not hip to Barry Center I think you should get Right Virginia or something like that. It puts out a lot of awesome shit. Yeah.

If you're not hip to Barry Center, I think you should get right in the Barry Center of it. Do you guys like outsider art? I love these fucking outsiders and all the crazy shit they do. The flipped out stuff they do. I love that bullshit. It drives me wild. I'm going to give this to Ian Franklin.

He can guess. Oh, boy. What do you got there? Tips on juicing. By the Juice Man. This is frowned upon in the league. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. Big leg. But you know what?

I'm going to give you six legs just on the name alone. Wait, what is it? I missed it. I was playing with my sounds. Tips on juicing. Oh, fuck, man. Hell yeah. And all these professional athletes are juicing today,

and that's why I didn't get into the league, because I won't do it. I won't juice. I'll just go natural. This is fucking tips on juicing. Damn, they really nailed it with the artwork. They were going for an aesthetic. Oh, yeah.

They nailed it. What year is this? I would say 83. What is it? What would you guess? I don't know if there's a year on the tape. 95? Oh, 95.

Wow. 95? 47? 103? Three legs. Three legs. Four legs. Five legs.

Three legs. Two legs. Four legs. Five legs. Six legs. Two legs. One of these legs. Six legs.

Three legs. Two legs. We got four legs. We got one leg. Two legs. Six legs. Two legs. Three legs.

Four legs. Two legs. Two legs. We got one leg. Two legs. Oh, yeah. This is a fucking tight tape, man. They didn't print anything on the inside of the jigsaw?

Nothing. Nothing. Not even a juice. This is some real outsider shit. This is truly... Juice is art. This is art fucking tight tape, man. They didn't print anything on the inside of the J-Card? Nothing. This is some real outsider shit. This is art, guys. Juice Man. Hold on. Let's pop her in. Is this one going to fucking break in here, too? It might. It's the same kind of show. Does it smell like juice?

I don't know what that smells like, Jamie. What are you doing with this Juice Man tape? Have you ever listened to this? I have. Three legs. I gotta say, What are you doing with this juice man tape? Have you ever listened to this? I have. It's deep. I gotta say, because that's gotta be the one. That's the icing on the cake.

This isn't playing or anything. Good fuzz. Good fuzz. Good sign of a good tape. The information presented on this tape is not medical advice and is not given as medical advice nor is it intended to propose or offer to propose a cure for any disease or condition before starting any medical treatment please consult your physician All right. How long did you play with it? This is Tips on Juicing with the juice man, Jay Cordage.

Don't fuck with it, man. I went in raw. Jay has traveled across America, teaching and lecturing. You guys want to eat some chips while we listen to this juice tape? Oh, yeah. That's the most outsider shit I've ever done. Jay says, you have a choice, sickness or health. Keeping the internal cells healthy is the key to disease-free life. Oh yeah. That's the most outsider shit I've ever done. Give me some reverb.

Give me- juice me with lots of reverb. That's good. It's the best Super Bowl ever, you guys. I'm having such a good time. If you're talking reverb, Jamie, don't be shy. Here's Jay. I learned something on this day. I learned something. Come on.

If you juice a cabbage, you've got to drink that in one minute. Or it loses all of its nutrients. What? Where did they go? I turned Reverb down too much. You're turning it into too much of a gimmick. and let you know all about these raw foods and how to build a healthy, sound body so you don't degenerate prematurely. We're only on this earth for such a short time, and if you follow, I believe, what we're teaching,

I think you will have the ultimate source of food value reaching every single one of your 60 trillion cells. And you'll find that the basis, the nucleus to being healthy is the partaking in freshly made juices that you make with your own juice machine in your own kitchen. It's my total belief, and there isn't any other way to be healthy

into your 70s, 80s, 90s, and even beyond, and disease-free. Now, a lot of people, when they begin to jump on the bandwagon of juices, they have to be a little bit patient. It takes time. It takes time to resurrect and flush and cleanse and detoxify. In fact, some people, when they first begin to make these juices and consume them, what happens is they have various amount of reactions. Some people get quite nauseous, almost like a seasick feeling. Other people have gastritis from it. Other people have diarrhea from it. And these are the reactions that happen as they're starting to cleanse and detoxify, you see. And, you know, one thing I notice, all my people that do a lot of carrot juice,

it really does automatically give them a real basis to a tan without really getting a lot of sunburn unless they're extremely fair skin and just beginning. One of the things about the beta carotene, it protects you from this melanoma or the skin cancers. I'm a former cancer patient, so I bone up a lot on these juices, you see. Now, a lot of people also say, well, gee, if these juices are so important, why not? Why not buy them? I can buy them pre-made. Now, just remember this.

Everything in a can or a bottle that you buy from a supermarket or even a health store that's canned or bottled is sterile. Everything in a can or a bottle sold retail to the public must be put through a sterilizer, or if you will, a pasteurizing machine, you see. And the temperature

of these machines is set to play safe, to kill the enzymes, at 175 degrees Fahrenheit. And the time allotment is a minimal time of 20 minutes, but most machine conveyor belts are set for a half an hour. Now, the reason they do that is to kill the enzymes to give these canned and bottled goods shelf life. A lot of people will eat these foods all their lives and think they're going to be healthy. That's an impossibility, because you would have to eat today, in the way they deplete the soil,

approximately 15 pounds edibly of fruits and vegetables daily. And from that total amount, you'll get enough of the nutrients to nurture the cells so you have cellular integrity and you won't atrophy or age prematurely. Now, no one can eat that much bulk. You see, you cannot consume that much bulk. So what you must do is eat a little bit of fiber. Now, I'm not saying to you to eliminate all fiber. That's impossible. Fiber is an absolute essential. Don't misconstrue what we're saying here.

Fiber is used, but only physiologically. Fiber helps you exercise the gums. It helps you salivate. It stimulates the peristaltic action, and it helps cleanse the colon out. It's not so much the fiber that's important. It's the juice that is locked in that fiber that has to be released. And my slogan for over 40 years now has been, it's the juice of the fiber that feeds you. The fiber is only used physiologically. The fiber is

desperately needed and it helps clean out the colon from excess bacteria, but not a speck of fiber, not a fiber that's thinner than the finest hair on your head, can permeate through the intestinal wall and get into the bloodstream to feed you. It's the juice that was locked in that fiber that, through osmosis, penetrates through the intestinal wall into the liver to reach the bloodstream. They tell us our four basic food groups. The first is animal products like fish, beef, pork, chicken, turkey, etc. The second group is dairy products, milk, cheese, we include eggs in that group. Now, if you just took those first two food groups,

there wouldn't be any one of us alive at the age of 25, were it not for the other two food groups that offset the two dead food groups. The third food group are fruits and vegetables. The fourth food group are nuts, seeds, and grains. Now, if you eliminated the first two food groups and just concentrated on the second two food groups, you'd have people living disease-free in their 70s, 80s, 90s, and into their 100s. The key to me is keeping live food in the body. Now, what are live foods? Well, live foods can be pinpointed as foods that have enzymes. Now, what are enzymes?

They're little fatty protean chemical molecules. And what they do in actuality is speed up or slow down or neutralize every reaction upon reaction of the human body. Now enzymes are very delicate and only heat destroys them. Freezing does not destroy them. And they're so delicate that they begin to be destroyed at 102 degrees Fahrenheit. They are totally destroyed by the time they reach 126 degrees Fahrenheit. And what happens when you have dead food in your body, which is enzymeless food, or, if you will, cooked food,

now you put a burden on perhaps the second most important organ of the body, and that is the pancreas. The body now has to produce enzymes that were originally in the raw food. Now, there are no enzymes to stimulate the digestive processes and initiate it. So the organ, the pancreas, has to come into action and into the foray to produce enzymes, burdening it with yet another job. The pancreas is supposed to produce insulin

and produce pancreatic enzymes to keep tropoblaster cancer cells at bay. After years of eating cooked food, the pancreas swells up to 3 1⁄2 to 4 times its normal size and atrophies and finally ends up not being capable of doing the job it is supposed to do, having it burdened with this other job,

and it's pulling other organs into the body, particularly the thymus gland, which is one of your glands that produces T cells to fight so many viruses and conditions of diseases in the body. So the pancreas begins to atrophy. You begin to age. Everything starts to, like the domino system,

fade away and break down, and you have a degenerative disease. What really does us in prematurely and ages us very, very quickly is one thing.