Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Bonus Episode: Ready? Cassette. Go! 3 | 1.26.19

Episode Date: January 26, 2020

Returning champ Jamie Orlando defends his title against Ian Franklin in what the podcast world is calling "the most exciting game ever played."

Tabs Out Too rough. Too mean. Too rough. Tabs Out, cassette podcast, bonus episode. I am Mike. I'm Ian. I'm Jamie. The bonus guys are here. Anybody know who you are? How are you guys doing?

Hey, how's it going? It's going really well. We've been talking for a while, so I got nothing left to say to either of you. Yeah. That's true. Exhausted everything. Yeah, I was like, how was your, so I got nothing left to say to either of you. Yeah. That's true. Exhausted everything. Yeah, I was like, how was your day?

I asked Ian how his day was. Yeah, I said everything. You think I got any juice left after that? Suck it! Get out of here. I said billionaires, they're really not so bad. They're job providers. You were talking a lot about billionaires, really talking them up. Yeah.

Really talking about the billionaire class. And I was like, what is with the Bloomberg shirt and the whole thing? I made a lot of money. But we are here for a bonus episode. And both of you know what's going on, and I know what's going on, but maybe we should tell people what's going on. Jamie, do you want to tell these fine, fine listeners

what's going on? You're bringing back an old fan favorite. It's a fan favorite, you said. No shit. All right, good. Well, we've done a lot of internet research, It's a fan favorite No shit Alright good Well we've done a lot of internet research Data analytics And this is what the fans want

You been hacking? Just the hits The play counts The street hype team So get to the point what are we doing We're doing some ready cassette go Explain what that is. This is a game show

where Mike picks out some tapes. Me and Ian don't know what those tapes are. Is that true, though? I've had you both sign an affidavit. We signed an NDA. So if you do know what they are, you can't tell anyone. I can't disclose. And then one of us goes first.

Yeah. Is there a coin flip? Well, anyway, that's getting in the weeds. I forget how that's... Yeah, don't get into the weeds. So, yeah. So, we try to figure out which tape is being played. And whoever gets the most right gets a nice trophy.

There's a trophy. I made a trophy. I spent a lot of time making this trophy. A lot of time out of my busy day. Jamie brings it over. It's covered in dust. It is. I think someone peed on it.

You haven't been taking care of this trophy at all. Not at all. You know how that makes a man feel? Don't wiggle it, Ian. It will not withstand that. Too rough. Too rough. We'll get a chance to guess what it is, right?

Hold on. Let me get a chance to guess what it is, right? Hold on. Let me get my Price is Right song back. You'll get a chance to guess what it is. Ian will guess. If he gets it, he gets a tab from a cassette tape. Yeah. And those tabs can be traded in for something in this bowl right here. Get the bowl in.

Shake that bowl by the mic. You hear that? There are lifelines in there. Little pieces of paper. They are lifelines. Great set. Thanks, man. There's also a pushpin in there

and I will give Jamie credit. He asked before we started. I'm like the kid in the class asking teacher for homework. Seriously, I can't believe you did that. You fucked us, man. I'm like the kid in the class asking teacher for homework. Seriously, I can't believe you did that. You fucked us, man. I did have to kiss your literal butt once on this show. True. That's true.

There's a pushpin in there. This one is sharper than the previous one. But if you don't get it right, if you don't pick the right tape, it goes to the next person. They get a chance. If you get it right, you do not get the push pin, but you do get the win for the round. Is it understood?

That makes sense. All right. Then let's go for the first tape. I don't want either of you boys looking while I pop it in here. Who's going first, by the way? How do we decide? I think I should go first because I was the last winner. Isn't that usually how it goes?

I'll accept that Actually, that probably puts me at a disadvantage Because now I have to guess first Before we start, I should probably say what the tapes are Oh yeah That's an important part, right? People are going to want to know that Put the prices right back on

Here's what we have We have My.head Which is, don't go to that website, because you will get viruses. Catharsis tape on a label called Display. RNL, Conquering King Kong tape on, oh, I should have this right in front of me. I'm going to turn the Price is Right song off

so I can edit this part out while I'm getting it. RNL on Von Conflon is the name'm getting it. Von Conflon is the name of the label. Von Conflon, all one word. Jadapod Art, I believe Next Age is the name of the label. Christian Morand, My Friend Went to Heaven on the Frankfurt L

on Anathema Archive. R.S. A-R-E-E-S-S Onsen Egg, I believe is the name of the tape. Foreign Power. And then two new ones on Orange Milk

by Jakati Soms, or something else. I don't know the last name. And how do you say the... How do you say... Is it U-slo-seen? Oh, I don't know. I always said U-gloss-seen. Yeah, I always use the hard G. U-gloss-seen? I don't think i always said you glossing yeah i always use the hard g

you glossing i don't think it's you glossy now i think it's like let's go with you glossing okay you glossing all right we all agree yeah all right and that is the last tape this is a tricky batch man yeah i only know a couple of those names. Some that you know. Some that you don't know, maybe. Possibly. I'm going to put the first one in. Nobody look. I don't want you looking at any shell colors.

Everybody look away. You ready? I'm pressing play. You got that tape deck on the unit. Whoa. Ian or Jamie. Whoa. Ian.

You're supposed to be working the boards here. All right. All right. We didn't sound check that. Is this Ian? No No, Jamie's first. This is Jamie. All right, Jamie. Can I look at the tapes? Oh, actually I can't because one of them doesn't have a tape in it. No, these are all empty Oh, they're all empty. They're all empty. You can look at them. I like I need to review the art Because go for it. I'm not familiar with a lot of these artists. There one one more there what's your initial thoughts why you listen to this bullshit is that I don't think this is an orange milk tape you don't huh it's right it's wacky but it's not wacky enough you think orange milk is the wackiness is way up

there you don't you think they would orange milk would get this demo and they would be like, this isn't wacky enough. Be wacky. Orange milk is a label that used to send us stuff, stopped, and then send us the two new ones in 2020. And I got the package and I said, look who came crawling back. Look who came crawling back. This is a great tape cover. It just says art. It's a black print with just a white print art on the front.

That is art. That is art, too. And don't criticize it because that is art. That's the Jada Pot tape. Okay. Do you know any? How many of these names would you say you know? I think I just literally know the one, Hugh Glossine.

Yeah. I think it's the only one I know. I have a slight advantage then. Okay. Oh, Ian. Who else do you know? Yeah. You Sly Fox. You saw Jamie come in. You said, look at slight advantage then. Okay. Oh, Ian. You know more? Yeah. You sly fox.

You saw Jamie come in. You said, look at this, AC. Yeah, I prepared for this. How do you prepare for this? I just thought about it a lot. You eat a raw egg, do a few push-ups. Yeah. Oh, I've been doing crazy push-ups.

Whoa. Man. All right. You know what? I take that back. I think I'm going to go. You know, you know what? I take that back. I think I'm going to go... You know what I just realized? I didn't check to see what this was.

I think I'm going to go with this orange milk tape. I know I said it's not orange milk. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Your honor. I'm not allowed to... All of a sudden, it's wacky enough. I'm just looking at the other...

All of a sudden, it's wacky enough. Bullshit. I'm looking at the other tapes,. I'm just looking at the other. All of a sudden, it's wacky enough. Bullshit. I'm looking at the other tapes, and I'm just like, this isn't it. So which orange milk one are you going for? I'm going with the, was it Jacody Summers? I don't think it's Summers. S-O-M-M-E-S. Let's say Soms.

Soms. Let's settle on Soms. Jacoby Soms. I got to open this up next. I'm not familiar with this. This is a cool looking cover. There's this sort of Voltron guy. There's a red phoenix on the front. Ooh, this is nice.

Cool cover art. Who does that art? No one knows. Nobody knows. This is a good place to make your guess. What do you say? I'm gonna go with that. It was a good place to make your guess. What do you say? You say, I'm going to go with that. It is a tough one. You suck! Whoa. No, sir.

Ow, fuck off. You got it. Ian for the steal. Oof. We know it's not that. Is this the same tape? Same tape. It's quite a tradition.

You should have held out, man. Oof. Now this is a clue. Would you say this got wackier or less wacky? Less wacky. Less wacky. All right, Ian, you've had so much time. You don't get all the time. What do you say it is?

I'm going to say it's this My Head Catharsis. My Head Catharsis. My head catharsis tape. You lose. No, sirree. It is not. And now I don't know. What do we do? Does Jamie go?

I think it does come back to me. All right, Jamie. Next guess. Okay. I'm going with Christian Morand. Christian Morand? My Friend Went to Heaven on the Frankfurt L. It's official.

You suck. No, sir. What if we just guess them all? I think that might be what happens. Okay. Come on in. Ian Franklin, you got to get it. You're making us look so dumb.

Fuck. They're going to tune into another cassette podcast because we don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Well, I know. I know what it is. You know now? I knew the whole time. Get out of here. I hear these things right away and my head just clicks with it. Alright, my next guess

is this R&L Conquering King Kong. R&L? Conquering King Kong is your guess. He's got it thank god good job man i'm not even gonna ask you how you figured that out because you figured out because there's like one left yeah this is rnl i'm not really sure rnl i haven't heard that name before but this is a c45 by Jesse Farber. What's the label? Van Con Flan.

One word, all caps. Conquering King Kong. There's a lot of panels in this J card, and they're perforated. They're perforated? Perforated J card. Like you can pull it apart? Yep. I hate those.

Joe B. hates that too. Why would you ever want to perforate it? You just score it. Is one of these a coupon that I'm going to mail to something? You guys, I've got to say, not off to an impressive start. I don't know.

I get a tab, right? You do not because you only get the tabs if you get it right on the first try. You should have been listening to me at the beginning of the show and not just sitting there ignoring me. I wasn't paying attention. Are you ready, Ian? For the second tape. Both you ready, Ian? Yeah. For the second tape.

Both of you, defer your case. Don't look, Jamie. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? That was a dead on look. That was a full ass look. I was spaced out. All right. I have press play on the second tape.

There's the fade in. Hmm. Oh. This is interesting. You're in deep thought over there. Turn this up a little bit. The tapes are always a little too quiet. All right, Ian Franklin.

What are you thinking right now? I'm not going to make you turn it down a little bit, though, James. Don't drown me out. Everyone wants to still... Yeah, the tapes are part of it, but you got to hear me, too. And the trim is up so high on this channel. I don't know what that means. I got no wiggle room. Oh, that's a Behringer. They give you a ton of wiggle room, yeah.

Yeah, I'm not going to make you guess right now, but if I were to make you guess right now, if I was like, Ian, you fucker. Guess. What would you, what was your, what's your instinct?

My very first. Your cassette instincts. My very first instinct is this R-S-A-R-E-E-S-S. A-R-E-E-S-S. Onsen Egg. Onsen Egg. A label called Foreign Power. That's my very first one.

I want to let it marinate a little bit. Yeah, let it. Yeah. R&S is Cambridge, Massachusetts project. It's a fucking big sea turtle. I don't know what would make you think maybe, you know, what, Cambridge, Mass, what are we thinking? Like, uh, Harvard? MIT. Yeah, what are we thinking? Like, uh, MIT. You have it.

You like apples. I go to have it. We got to call the aquarium. A movie. This is sick. You get that little. I got a little. That was you, too. I was going to call my doctor. Was that just me? That was you, too?

Yeah, yeah. I was going to call my doctor. That was just in one side, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. You know what that's called? A stereo, where they do it in a different... You ever hear about that? Yeah.

Yeah. More than one channel. Ooh, lots of stereo. Ooh. I don't know if this is a new track. I don't know if there's a track listing on any of these tapes. I don't know. Ian, is there anything you're ruling out?

You're like, it ain't that. Get the fuck out of here. Get out. I am ruling out the orange milk tapes, the two orange milk tapes. Still not lacking. I think those are going to be the sleepers tonight. The sleeper cells? Yeah.

Oh, no. Put them in the deck, just blows up. The other ones are all fair game, though. All fair game. So you're counting out the Euglossine. Is that how we agreed on it? Sure. I think it's like Euglossine or something like that.

What is it? I don't know. And Jakali's arms, we're rolling them out. Alright, what's your guess? What is this? Possibly for the first tab. He's checking out that RSO tape again. I'm going to stick with this RS onsen egg.

He's going with the RS, Onsen Egg. You suck. No, sir. You did not get it, Jamie. For the steal as the track ends. Let me just take this. And again, a transition into a new track. God, I'm timing these things so well.

I feel like a bunch of water just dripped on me. Is that from the tape? I'm trying to get some clues by track titles. This Christian Moran tape, the first song is called Fighting Bulls. The second track is called The Shark Presentation. This isn't no shark presentation. It's a fucking big sea turtle.

Is it saying there's anybody fucking big sea turtle guitar i think that's what that was this jada pod tape man i might be the first track was sativa the second track was called m2 you don't get all kinds of time though yeah okay yeah you just got a guess man what do you think it is all right i'm gonna try out this jada pod tape but i might be way jada pod for the steal. Oh, no. No, you did not get it in. You guys are assholes.

What is going on, man? Come on. Act like you've heard a tape before. All right. I think we're going to lose a listener every time you get one wrong. Somebody's going to say no. All right. I'm going with My Head, Catharsis.

Ian Franklin for the steal. My Head, Catharsis. Ian. You did it, sir. This is a great tape. This has been nice so far. Hand it over here. What's this label?

What is it? I know I asked that about everything. Why not? Display. Display. Yeah, it's part of the Display Solo series. You can't see the tape right now because it's in the deck, but it's like a painted frosty shell with a label.

It looks really nice. From France? I believe they're from France, yeah someone jamie go to my dot head see what that is i'm gonna give that a shot i don't want to crash my computer i'm the one recording yeah oh my god think of think of the shame if we lost all this content don't give these to me and you won both of them so far, right? Yeah. Jamie, it's not looking good for you, man. I know. And that trophy, which you've already said when you got here, you don't want it anymore, which is making me think that you're possibly throwing this.

I would rather win, though, than I might have to put it back on my shelf. It's going to collect more dust. It's so dusty. I'm wondering what would be worse, if you threw this on purpose or if you were betting on it. Like if you were Pete Rose-ing this. Pete Rose?

Yeah. What are the odds on Ready, Cassette, Go? Let me put this in. No one's gotten a tab yet. No one's gotten a lifeline. I press play. It has happened. See, now I'm trying to get in your head psychologically.

Oh, please. It's like the guy from The Princess Bride. Brother, if I were you... You're going to get lost in there. Yeah, brother, if you got in there, you would never get out and it would melt your mind. The shit that goes on upstairs, get out of here. You couldn't handle it.

I got a good personality. Oh, my God. Is it my turn? Too scary. If I were Mike, we've been talking a lot about orange milk. Get out of here. You couldn't handle it. I got a good personality. Oh, my God. Is it my turn? Too scary. Yeah. Yes, it is. So if I were Mike, we've been talking a lot about orange milk. We have. So I might put on an orange milk tape now.

But then again, on the other hand, since we've been talking about orange milk so much, maybe I wouldn't put on an orange milk tape. Oh, shit. But at the same time, this does not sound like orange milk. No? You know, I'm really been... It doesn't? Huh. I wonder if I would pick an orange milk tape that you would think wouldn't sound like an orange milk tape,

because I'm that good at tape. I wonder. I'm confused. I wonder if I'm that good at this. Are you psychoanalyzing yourself now? I could if I wanted to. All right. This RS tape is mastered by Sean McCann.

Is it? Track 9 contains a sample of the song Massachusetts by the Bee Gees. Interesting. All right. Interesting. Did they get that sample cleared? I don't know. Let me check with my lawyers.

Do you think a cover, you sampled the entire song? That's what a cover song is? Yeah. The cover of this RS tape looks like reflections off water. It's a little bit maybe new agey looking. That's the harbor. Yeah. I think it could be this.

All right, I'm going to go with RS. You're guessing already, huh? Well, yeah, but let's let it marinate a little bit. No, we don't have to. Okay. You're guessing already? What are you saying? Yeah, I'm going to say RS.. You're guessing already, huh? Well, yeah, but let's let it marinate a little bit. No, we don't have to. Okay. You're guessing already? What are you saying? I'm going to say RS.

I mean, I don't know. No, you bet. I'm sorry, sir. You did not get it. Ian, you want to let it go a little bit? Yeah, I'll give it a little. All of a sudden, the BG's just kicked in. You feel so dumb yeah you got the Jada pod tape there or Jada pod whatever

at this point in I'm not in the podcast I'm not pronouncing things correctly is that is that a fire crackling in the background Hmm that's like the Netflix log that they have a Christmas time very nice Ian what are you thinking you grabbed a negative Christian Moran tape you put that other tape down pretty quickly There's nothing on the inside. Oh, so you don't want to look into that? Stare into the void a little bit? What's happening here?

Pretty sure that's a synthesizer. That sounds like a goddamn synthesizer. Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer. Ian, I'm going to need a guess. This is good, though. Ooh.

Ooh. All right, I'm going to say it's this Chakadi Psalms on orange milk. Chakadi Psalms on orange milk. Ian Franklin. Wow. Another awesome man alive. Very good. Very good.

I'm cleaning up. I have to get all four of the next three. You have to run it. You know what? Let's take a break Because you're over there, Jamie I've never seen a man this sweaty before I'm very sweaty

Dave's going to be so pissed about that chair It is soaked Turn this tape up, mute us 1, 2, 3, go Thank you. Thank you. Boom. Boom. And boom goes the dime. Time travel. Orange milk.

They did it again. I did it again. They did it again or I did? They did Orange Milk They did it again I did it again, they did it again or I did it? They did it Columbus, Ohio artist You know what this person plays? You know what they play? A drum machine and a synthesizer

That's what they play And Jamie, yes, it looks like I did pick an orange milk tape It looks like you did try to get into my brain, and you couldn't do it. Okay. Do I get a tab for that? No, because that was a steal, right? It was a steal. You stole it.

You got to give it your first try. Jeez. Which, it's your turn now, correct? Yeah. Well, let's go to the next tape. Put that in there. Man. Jamie, how are you feeling right now, man?

Yeah. Yeah? You got nothing you can even say? A little bit embarrassed. You should be. You should feel, like, you should really feel really bad. Like, really bad. I thought that was the tape.

That wasn't the tape. But if they want to add it, they can. Ian Franklin. Right off the bat. What's on that noggin? Oh, I don't know. You've eliminated three already by winning them. I'm going to take out the Christian Moran tape.

Yeah, you take that. Why are you taking that out? I've heard some of his stuff, and I don't think it's beat type or bubbly stuff like this. I think it's more like deeper, droney stuff. Jamie, turn the tape up a little bit. Okay. So what's that leave you with?

The Euglisine, the Jada Pod. Euglossine. Euglossine. I don't know. Whatever. They'll let us know. Tweet at us. Hashtag, how do you say it? Hashtag, Add don't know. Whatever. They'll let us know. Tweet at us. Hashtag, how do you say it?

Hashtag, Addie and Franklin. Yeah. And the RS tape is still on the table. Okay. Christian Moran's the only one you think, nah, this ain't Christian Moran. He can't do this. Well, I didn't say that.

You think he could pull it off? I think he could do whatever he wants. Exactly. I think he's in the Air Force, but if he really wants to impress me, you'll get in the Space Force. It's the final frontier. Yeah.

Is there anything you're leaning towards? Listen to those little squiggles going on. Turn up the tape a little bit more. Oh, is that the brown note? Whoa. This is tight. You're opening up that JadaPod tape again, but it's blank on the inside, didn't you say?

No, this is the RS tape. Oh, that's the other one. Okay. I thought maybe you took my advice and you wanted to stare at it a little bit. Maybe I should give it a try. Yeah, why not? All right, Ian Franklin. And I believe this is

for... Would he win? Would it be over? I guess so. Or we could just keep going and see how bad I lose by. I guess we can keep going. I'd like for someone to get a tab. I want someone to get the pushpin to hurt them. That's the only reason why I do this bullshit is so one of

you eventually gets poked. Yeah. Well, I've been off Facebook, so I haven't poked anybody in a long time. I'm in Jonesy. All right, I'm going to say it's this JadaPod art. You're going with the JadaPod tape. Is this someone you've heard before? No.

JadaPod. You lose. No, siradapod. You lose. No, sir. Damn it. Ian Franklin with Jadapod out of the running. All right, you know what? Let me ask you this. Were you thinking Jadapod and he guessed it,

or you were thinking someone else? I didn't really know what it was, but as soon as I heard some squiggles, I was like, it's probably orange milk. Wait a minute. Would I play two orange milk tapes in a row? Be wacky. I think you would. Huh.

Huh. What would that say about me? All right. What do you think? Take a guess. I'm going to guess the Euglossian tape. Zeronius. Jamie Orlando.

Yes. Yes. Finally a win tonight for Jamie Orlando. And the crowd is going wild. Okay. I'm back in the game. I did play 200 smoke tapes in a row. And this is all because I have a pile of tapes over here,

and I'm just going in order. But if you want to look into it a little bit more, make me feel like a deep guy, that's fine. Both these Orange Milk Tapes just came out. I think it's the first two releases of 2020, I believe. They still charge nine bucks a tape. I have no clue. You want to check? Dial up that site, man.

Bandcamp.com? Tristan Whitehall. Whitehill, excuse me. Yulo sign, I believe is how you say it. Yulo sign. Like a silent G? Yeah, like Yulo sign. Yulo sign. Wow.

I'll cut it. Every time we set it, I'll cut it out. Should we get a clean one of all the say in it? These are still pre-orders, man. Yule-o-sign. Are you kidding me? These are pre-orders. Wow.

Cutting edge. Wow. Is this a premiere? I don't think. They probably should have put a watermark over it, like, orange milk pre-order. You can buy their digital discography for $200.70. And 70 cents.

You got to get that last 70 cents out of me. You can't just charge me $200. Two. Two. Love orange milk. Excellent label. I even love this orange stuff. All right. Jamie, you got to be from Good Men. Okay. That you are not out. We're Love orange milk. Excellent label. I even love this orange stuff. Alright. Jamie,

you gotta be from Goodman. Okay. That you are not out. We're on a three. And it's your turn now, right? It's my turn. It's my turn. I got everything to prove. Goddamn. I'm ready to go. Someone. Anybody. Ready? I'm pressing play. Daddy, chill.

Alright. We're down to Jadapod, RS, and Christian Morand. And you need to sweep the board here, right? I do. Is that a phrase, sweep the board? Sweep the board. Yeah, sure. Do people say that? Sweep the board.

When other people play this game yeah okay all right so the jada pod tape is just black completely black it says art on the front in white metallica and it can't be any more black christian moran there's a picture of like a photograph of a train line. I'm going to guess it's the Frankfurt L. I'm going to guess that. It's a strong guess, but I'm just going to take it. And then RS is like sort of

a wavy, blue reflection type cover. You know what I would like if it wasn't the Frankfurt L. Yeah, me too. That would be a prank. It was like a bullet train. That would be a good prank, was like a bullet train. That would be a good prank. So those three are left. Whoops. And what are you thinking?

What's on your mind? I feel like I've already guessed RS. You did, I believe. But I don't know. It's like the other two are just it doesn't seem like it would be those two. I'm looking at the cover of this. I see an upside-down triangle.

What's an upside-down triangle? This is the first release on this label. The one point is going down. That makes it upside-down? Sure. Now, this says first pressing. So a triangle has to have the flat bottom? Or it's not like a regular...

That's the rule. That's the rule. Good. This is the first pressing, addition of 50, so they already know that they're going to do more than one pressing. Oh, because it says first pressing? I also think it's the first catalog number. It's FP001, so this might

be a brand new label. This is the RS tape you're talking about, right? Yeah. Foreign Power, yeah. I don't know... This is by Robert Sergel. I don't know. This is by Robert Sergel. I don't know who that is, but it was mastered by Sean McCann. Does it sound like Sean McCann mastering to you? Hold on.

Let me listen. I don't know what that would sound like. That compression sounds like McCann's compression. It sounds like McCann. It's not Plotkin. No, no, no, no, no. It's good. It's not that good.

Yeah, I was listening to it, and I was like, this would slap if Plotkin had fucking mastered this bullshit. Yeah. It'd be slapping the shit out of me right now. But no, this is Sean McCann, which still does. It's pretty good. I'm trying to find... I think I found foreign tapes. The thing is, there might be so many labels named foreign tapes.

Right. I'm never going to find the right one. Joe B. would like the name of that label. Difficult to Google. And we will be needing to call him later as we do every bonus episode. Oh, what did I say?

Foreign tapes. I meant foreign power. They even got their band camp right in the J card. They list the band camp. It's foreignpower.bandcamp. Foreignpower? Foreignpower. Is the label foreignpowers or foreignpower?

Just power. It's just power. Foreignpower. Yeah. Okay. I'm not sure. Okay. Here we are.

All right. Jamie Orlando., yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we are. All right. Jamie Orlando, you got a guess, man. I'm going with it. I'm going to go with the RS tape. The RS tape? Jamie Orlando. Jamie Orlando. Ian, for a chance for stealing.

There's only two left, right? Yeah. So it's one or the other. If you don't get it, Jamie gets it, and he's still in the game. But if you get it, you have won. You're holding them all. I don't know why you're holding the RS tape, Jamie. You already guessed it.

He's really bad at, like, proximal elevation. If you want to guess it again, that's fine. Yeah, don't sweat it, man. Guess it again. I don't know. Maybe it is the RS tape. He's really bad at Sudoku. The worst Sudoku player.

Ian, listeners are going to think that was you. Damn it. All right, I'm going with the JadaPod. The Jada Pod. Hey. Oh, wow. Ian Franklin. That's Super Mario World. Outstanding.

You did it. You have won Ready, Set, Go. Number three. And you did very good is there a uh trophy ceremony no it's too dusty for the ceremony i really wish we could have done a ceremony but you would did not take care of this trophy you are holding it now we haven't taken any pictures tonight this is i believe next age is jada pod is their label. They sent us a tape like a year ago, which is good.

This one's good, too, and I still don't know really who they are. We also have two tapes left. Should we keep going? Sure. I want to pull out one of those yellow cards. I would love for you to pull out one of those yellow cards. I don't have a tab. Ian, you have a tab, don't you? I don't have any tabs.

No one does. No one's been good enough to get a tab. It's kind of embarrassing. All right. Whose turn is it? I think it's Ian's. I guess it's your turn. It doesn't matter.

Ian's already won, right? Yeah, it is your turn. It doesn't matter too much. Ian's already won, right? Yeah, it is your turn, Ian. This tape is flipping. A little insider info. It appears to be flipping to the B side. The B side? I'm going to give you a little insider tip. Okay.

That is insider trading. It appears to be flipping back to the inside. More with Pete Rose. What do you know? Let's fast forward this a little bit. Sometimes I get stuck. This tape does not appear to be playing at all. Fixed it.

Tape genius, Mike Haley. Good job. And we got some beats going on here. You got two tapes left. I'm instantly going with the RS. I feel like, yeah, let's not even waste our time on this. You going with the RS? RS, Onsen Egg. Yeah, easy one.

All right. That's not Christian Marek. Can I do the last one? Yeah, you can do the last one, Jay. Wait, he gets a tap. You get to pull something out. Can I do the last one? Yeah, you can do the last one. Yeah, wait he gets a tat you get to pull something out Let's skip the tabs you get to pull something out the jar, okay? Where's the jar it's right behind this is exciting all right? Be careful. No don't tell him that if you want to get poked you can get poked

Man what else is it a bad one? Yeah What is it? Do a Trump impression this round Okay start right now man China Wow what a tackle That was great

That's all I got That was awful You know what if you don't do it you have to forfeit two of your tapes. What does he say? What does he say? It's a very good deal. You have to sound like him, too. I can't sound like him.

Where's David? David around someplace? Yeah, where's Dave when you need him? Will not be tolerated. China. Usually I give it to drugs. Oh my goodness gracious. Now Jamie, I guess you can just do the last one. Alright, alright.

You didn't think RS was going to sound like this, did you? I thought it was going to be a little bit more ambient. Yeah. This is the foreign power tape. Is this the B-side? Yes, sir. Alright, well, let's go

into this Christian Moran tape. Should we call Joe B? Yeah. Give him a call. Give him that Christian Moran tape. Should we call Joe B? Yeah. Give him a call. Give him that Christian Moran tape. Go to Joe. It's not in there.

Oh, yeah. I have them all. That's what we've been doing literally all night. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B.

Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B.

Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B.

Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe, B, Joe, B, Joe, B, Joe. Ah. What a bum. You sack. This Christian Moran tape just came out on, what label did I say? I don't know. Anathema Archive. Just hearing this, I think I would have guessed this tape. Yeah.

It's like a lo-fi photograph and field recordings. Well, it sounds like a nice play. I saw this guy play one time and someone handed him a hot dog. No reaction from you guys. I thought there was more to it. You thought I had more to the story.

That was literally the entire thing. The entire story was I saw him play one time and someone handed him a hot dog. Did he eat it? I blacked that part. I don't know. I have no clue. That was the end of the story. That was the end of the story. I'm really sure why you want to know what he did

with the hot dog. So I think I automatically win this round and I get a tab. Okay, go for it. Grish into the bowl. Turn this tape up. Wait, are the tabs in this blue bowl? No, we're skipping the tap. Okay, so I'm just going to get our yellow card. Or a pushpin.

It could be a pushpin. Remove one tape this round. I'm going to pick another one. Is that all right? Pick another one. Yeah, go ahead. Move one tape. It's a good one if there are more tapes. Find out the shell color. All right, I'm pick another one. Is that all right? Pick another one. Yeah, go ahead. One tape. It's a good one if there are more tapes.

Find out the shell color. All right, I'm getting another one. Yeah, a lot of these are coming to me to help you figure out the tape. That's what a lot of them are. Hold the tape while being blindfolded. Okay, I'll do that one. No, keep going. Okay.

Phone a friend I don't have any friends to phone that's true you do not here I'll call someone hold on hold on yeah Chris loves those sharks. Wait.

What time is it over there? Over where? I saw the name. Shark book. Bird book. You have reached the voice mailbox of Doug Kaplan. Is this real? Is he pranking us?

Leave a message. I like how you, for your phone, Was that really? I like how you, for your phone, you have to put in Doug parentheses Hasu Mountain. You can't just put in his first name and last name. You have to remind yourself. Oh, Doug at Hasu Mountain. Hey, Jamie, here's a little tip for the future.

Don't talk about my fucking personal life on the podcast. All right? Because this will be your last fucking episode. All right. Let's go out on this Christian. By the way, nobody's answering our calls. Nobody picks up.

All these millennials, all they do is text. Nobody picks up their phone anymore. I'll give you some room if you need to speak to that for a little bit. Green New Deal. There we go. Here we go again. All right, I'm ending it now.

Let's listen to this tape for a little bit. What conscious resolution of men can equal their impersonal, their congregate will to the will of self-life to the will of life in general. Harvey, the AM radio DJ, turned Aquarium MC for the day. What a collection. Cape May, Island Beach. Long Beach Island. San Diego. Thomas River.

Shark River. Barnegat Bay. You gotta hold a breath to talk. Pushin' your ass. It looks like he's like I'm struggling. Excuse me. Excuse me. Tell me this is a Canto's raid.

Looks sick. Tell me this is a carenose ray. Looks sick. Ocean sunfish. Huh. Huh. That is cute. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you for watching!