Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Bonus Episode: The Breakfast Bunch | 3.3.19

Episode Date: March 3, 2019

Time to make the donuts. The Tabs Out Bonus Brigade wakes and bakes an early morning Breakfast cassette tape special.

TabsOut Bonus episode Too spooky Way too spooky It's 936 AM, Sunday, March 3rd, 2019. Good morning, everybody. Tabs out bonus episode. Bonus Brigade Breakfast Bunch is here. Howdy, folks.

How's it going? I'm Mike. I'm Ian. I'm Ian. I'm Jamie. You almost got your own name wrong. I thought I was Dave for a second. Is it too early? Wake up. Rick, could I have my breakfast, please?

We're here on a very special one. I've never done this, actually. I don't know legally if I'm allowed to do my type of humor this early in the morning. It's early as shit right now, and we are doing a breakfast episode. Whose idea was this? I think it was might have been ian's time to make the doughnuts i think it was mine i'm up real early so breakfast works for me yo you're up you're doing you do like weird like silence of the lambs type uh rituals and shit super freaked out stuff jamie you're probably already up doing discog shit. Who knows? Scanning the blank sides of Jcards.

Rick, could I have my breakfast, please? Gotta get all those blanks in there. Hand me one of your tapes. You got some breakfast-themed tapes, right? I want to know how good these themes are going to be. How much time did you put in to finding breakfast-themed tapes? I put in about

45 minutes, I would say. 45 minutes, okay. That's more than I did. I have these ordered in priority of most breakfast to least breakfast, and hopefully we don't get to the tapes at the end. Do you think that this is the first time anyone has ever put anything in the order of most breakfast to least breakfast? I don't want lunch.

I want breakfast. So hand over your most breakfast tape. Is this the most you're saying? This is the most breakfast tape in your collection? I think so. Oh, this is what you're starting off with? I got a better one than this. All right, all right.

Then we'll put this in anyway. Say what it is while I throw this in here. This is a split between to die and coffee faith. Coffee faith. It's right on the money. What am I putting in, the to die part or the coffee faith part? Come on. Come on.

I'm just doing a little goof. You got this queued up to anything or I can just press play? You can just play the B side. B as in Bravo. Okay, so tell me, who is Coffee Faith? It just says on Discogs an Indonesian band. You didn't get in there

and fiddle around with it a little bit? Do some of your Discog shit? Why don't you call Discogs? I have to call? I could probably call Sean. Turn it up a little. I think this is

Sean Stelfox's label from Indonesia. I don't know why we don't hear anything. I see the levels bouncing all around on that mixer. Hold on. It's coming in low and slow. Oh.

It is coming in low and slow. Again, some tape hiss. Do you wait? Jamie, do you drink coffee? I do. Well, I like coffee, but it sort of upsets my stomach. But since the baby, I drink it every day. Well, yeah.

You got to get that Zoom Zoom juice. Zoom Zoom juice? Zoom Zoom juice. Time to make the doughnut. You wait till you have your morning coffee before you take a poop? Before you just take that poop? That morning poop? Yeah.

See, here's what I did today. I went against it because I woke up with no coffee in the house oh yeah about coffee faith geez i got none i lost my faith i'm trying to mix coffee with atheists i'm a coffee i can't do it i'm not smart enough it's too early in the morning coffee theist you don't believe in coffee i don't want lunch i don't want lunch i gotta say on a serious note i i don't enjoy taking a poop at work. No, I won't do it. It's terrible.

I won't do it. That's one of the reasons why I sort of don't drink coffee at work. But I feel like with the baby, it's worth drinking coffee now. Jamie, when you say the baby, is there some sort of baby out there in the world we're supposed to know about? You're talking about your own child? My own child. I thought that was implied. I didn't know.

I didn't know if there was just a baby that was at the town square. I just go check on it every once in a while. He's like, now I can't have my coffee. Ooh. What was that little thing? What label is this on? It's on noise bombing and jogja noise bombing, and I don't really know what that means,

but there's a separate catalog. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's two labels. One is called noise bombing and one is called Jogja noise bombing. Yes. Huh. Running out of ideas off of the quick there, huh? It's release number four on Jogja and release number seven on noise bombing.

So it's two separate catalog numbers. Are you sure it's not one is Jogja and the other label is noise bombing. So it's two separate catalog numbers. Are you sure it's not one is Joja and the other label is noise bombing? On the spine it says noise bombing NB-07 but then somewhere else it says on the B side of the tape

I think you got this wrong, Jamie. Did you put this in the Discogs incorrectly? Oh my god. I scanned it all. I scanned it all. I scanned it all. I just want a little breakfast. I'm looking at the B-side scan. The Coffee Face-side scan says JNB04.

I want breakfast. The spine says NB07. Rick, could I have my breakfast, please? The taxonomy of this is very, very difficult. Sean, who you mentioned earlier, Sean Stelfox. Oh, I see. It's noise. Okay, yeah, yeah.

There are two logos on the back here. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Didn't some people from Indonesia and Sean write like a book, like a noise bombing book? Yeah, I saw that, but I haven't looked into it. What is that all about? I don't know.

That's the first I'm hearing of it. Could I have my breakfast, please? Really? I don't get on the Instagram. That's probably where you guys heard it. Oh, my God. I'm all over that shit. That's where the cool kids hang out, Jamie.

I'm smoking cigarettes on that platform all the time, Jamie. I just got back on Twitter, actually. I just recently... They let you back on? They let me back on. Yeah, they banned you for a while, right? What did you do again? I just did too much political stuff.

You want to go on a little rant right now? I would just say... You got a lot of shit about... It's too early for that. You got some pro-Howard Schultz stuff you want to get off your chest, right? No, I would just say taxation is theft. I'll just leave it at that. Yeah, I don't steal.

I let the government do that for me. There's some asshole, some towhead with that sticker on his car down the block. Don't steal. That's the government's job or some bullshit like this. Shut the fuck out of here. I just want my coffee. I just want my breakfast. Rick, could I have my breakfast, please? Turn this tape up a little bit. Get a little higher in the mix. I'm going to take a sip of coffee, actually.

This is actually a Tabs Out Bonus Brigade Breakfast Bunch Interactive Breakfast Experience episode. So whenever we play something that has to do with a breakfast thing, you have to be consuming that Doran. So everyone has to be drinking coffee right now until this tape's over. Now, you know what? I wasn't going to go. But I think I might go now.

To the bathroom? You kidding me? I know I'm doing that. What are you going to play? Don't fade it out. I'm just doing a little ducking. That's a sound engineer term. Ducking.

I'm not going to go there, Ian. Too easy to fucking tear him apart on that one. I got this tape on Already Dead by an artist named Waffle Frolic. I'm already dead. Waffle Frolic. Isn't already dead. Waffle Frolic. Isn't that good? That's really good. I think this might be the most breakfast one.

That is the most breakfast. Fade this down so it's not abrupt. I don't want to fucking scare the listeners. I got something to say. You don't do slow-mo. On Discogs, it says that's a good thing. Oh, here he goes again, Ian, with his goddamn Discogs. Oh, he's got it open right now.

It says Indonesian band. All right. That wasn't a band. That wasn't a band. That wasn't a band. A band, you got your drums, you got your guitar. We didn't play the whole thing, Jamie. You got your bass guitar.

We didn't play the whole thing. And you got your lead singer. That, to me, just sounded like a bunch of racket. Get some lessons. Ooh. Comfort food is the name of this artist. Waffle Frolic. It's a great name.

It is. It's very breakfast. I'm not really a waffle. I'm not really a breakfast person, to be honest. Really? Not most times. So what do you do for breakfast? Wait for lunch.

I get a coffee and I wait for lunch. Turn this down. I got a thing to say. I get a coffee and then I wait for lunch. Most times. On the weekends, I like a good breakfast. Never a waffle, though. Waffle's a little too much for me for lunch. Most times. On the weekends, I like a good breakfast. Never a waffle, though. Waffle's a little too much for me. A little too much.

Jamie, you seem like a man who would go to an IHOP alone. I don't know. You're making me waffle on my decision sheet. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Stupid. Fade it back down, do another one, do another waffle pun, then bring that shit back

in like it's your theme music do it i can't think of anything you can do it i was three healthy meals i'm gonna google waffle frolic oh is waffle frolic the name of a... What do I have here? This is funky boy music. I'm going to shake my butt to this. Ian, shake your butt for a little bit. Turn it down a little bit.

There is a restaurant, it looks like, called Waffle Frolic. Let's see. I'm going to click on jobs and see what they're hiring. Now this will get me going in the morning. You played that coffee, Faith, stuff. That was like ambient stuff, Jamie. You're going to put me back to sleep. Put me back to sleep.

Oh, this waffle place looks good. One for all and all for waffles. Want to work for Waffle Frolic? We provide a high quality and engaging work environment for those who want to work hard and who work well amongst the team. Oh, they got barista positions available. Should I apply right now for Waffle Frolic?

You got your resume? Actually, I'm applying for management. Name, Johnny Waffle. Hired. Are you 18 years of age or older? Yes, no, but I have a work permit. No, and I do not have a work permit. Email address, dave.a.doyan at gmail.com.

Okay, hold on. For phone number? Friend of the show, Tim Thornton. I'm going to get his phone number out right now. Tiger Village, Suite 309. Oh, do you guys know he's playing Delaware in April? No, is he really? Yeah.

I saw him allude to it. I know he was putting together a tour. That's tight. Oh, yeah? Mike, you got to play. No way. I'm not even going. 440.

Jamie, bleep this out. Give me like an effect for his phone number. 6-6-6. Is it on? You got to make it more obscure so you can't, because I'm about to get to the final four numbers here. You better hurry up. One.

Hurry up, because I got three more left. You're not doing anything to the effects. I can't figure out where it is. It's like everyone's going to get this poor man's number because you don't know how to use that mixer. I won't say that. I am going to put it in here, but I'm not going to say it out loud. Availability. Holidays only.

Availability on holidays. Preferred work days Any Start date 420 I'm going to say Jesus Christ Jamie it's too late now I'm not doing the number bit

This place has Your start date When you want to begin work And there's a field to put in a year. Like if you want to start working but you can't work. 2025. I'm going to say 4-20-2069. Just to be fucking funny.

Well, that's a good place. The crowd's going nuts for waffle frolic. That's already dead. I think that came out last year. Comfort food. Nice pink shell. Already dead. 192. That's a low for waffle frolic. That's already dead. I think that came out last year. Comfort food. Nice pink shell. Already dead. 192. That's a low number at this point.

Well, you know, when you get into numerology with the sun and the moon. Now, Ian, you got one? No, that was the first one. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ian, do you want to go or do you want to test Jamie's breakfast skills here? I want to see what's next in jamie's breakfast lineup employment type full let me finish this application on how many hours a week are you looking to work

69 work history name a business okay they're they're actually asking a lot of information i'm just gonna close this tab and kind of let this bit go to the uh float out there all right who's got a tape? I got one. What kind of breakfast shit you got? So, so far, everyone should have had some coffee and some waffle. I got a full meal, and I got, this one's going to be a homework assignment if you want to get this. I knew he was going to give us homework. God damn it, man.

You are such a square, Jamie. I mean, maybe you can get this. Teacher, you forgot to give homework. Maybe you can get this in New York City somewhere, but probably not in Delaware. This track title is called Coffee and a Current Bun. gift homework. Maybe you can get this in New York City somewhere, but probably not in Delaware. This is, this track title is called Coffee and a Current Bun. More coffee, huh? Coffee. And a current bun. And a current bun.

Let me see. Hand it on over. You know who this is? Friend of the show. It's a friend of, oh yeah, look at that. Mr. Matthews. Call me Matthew. Mr. Matthews is my father's name. Now if he gets his PhD, would we have to call him Dr. Matthews? Uh-huh. Dr. Mr. Matthews. Call me Matthew. Mr. Matthews is my father's name. Now, if he gets his PhD, would we have to call him Dr. Matthews? Uh-huh. Dr. Mr. Matthews.

Dr. Mr. Matthews. What is Eyebrows and Collarbones it says on here? Yep. Is that the name of the tape? What's the name of the tape and what's the name of the track? The name of the tape is Eyebrows and Collarbones, the name of the track. This is the first track on the tape. Even coffee and a current bun.

This is on 2 a.m. How convenient. Dave, friend of the show. Dave, you got to start it off with breakfast. What's up? So you got to start it off with breakfast.

That's true. That's true. Hey, me. This is a 2 a.m. Jammer. I like that. I like the little UFOs that Dave drew on the tape.

This might be the last 2 a.m. tape that he put out. Actually, I'll be the judge of that. What's up there? Ian, go to the shelf there and figure that out. Hurry up. Hurry up.

This is really, really scary and difficult. This is cute. Should we let this play? You want to fade us out for a little bit? Sure. So, hold on. Just to recap, though, before we get into it. You should have had a coffee, a waffle, more coffee.

And what was it? A current bun. A current bun. Not a bun from the future or the past, but a current bun. A current bun. A bun from right now. It is the last one. The last one.

The last 2AM release. Back in 2015. Well, let's take a moment to listen to the final 2am release. Thank you. Thank you. And we're back. I don't know. Too late. Are you kidding me? are you fucking kidding me the main guy from the show boxing out the main guy from the show on the breakfast episode you're fucking breakfast pranking me oh my god breakfast frank holy shit eggs on your face my breakfast please oh there you go jamie get in the spirit that's right good for you i. Jamie, get in the spirit. That's right. Good for you. I'm proud of you.

Got the waffle pun, got the egg pun. Mr. Matthews going into the next track there. Zany shit, man. I love on these 2AM tapes, Dave always has the clock on the back. It's like a set deck clock combo was the logo. That's a 2AM obviously in the clock. But there's always like an object on the clock. Like this one's a little UFO.

There's always something that has to do with it. I wish it was breakfast. I'd go batty. A UFO looks like a sunny side up egg. Holy shit. Jamie. That's some conspiracy shit. It does look like a sunny side up egg.

I like the sunny side down. Rick, i have my breakfast please i don't really like eggs i think they smell weird when you cook them in the hole when you really start thinking about eggs it's so fucking weird and you got a tape you want to play yeah what do you got i'm gonna go into something weird here too huh some outsider shit you guys heard of english breakfast english breakfast oh yeah good day. Oh, you're both. Beans. They're putting beans on it. A shrimp on the barbie.

A shrimp on the barbie. They got beans in there. Why do they put shrimp on barbie? They got random tomatoes in there. It's a weird breakfast. What's a random tomato? It's just like. Like you have to come upon this tomato in an odd way. No, it's just tomato on its own.

I find this tomato at the pub underneath of it's just tomato on its own all right for me found this tomato at the pub underneath of the billions table mate exactly jamie give me some reverb when i'm doing this no i don't trust you figuring that out you're so dumb oh there you go this one lucky oh you're gonna rain on tomato broth i'm gonna play a tape by Seamoss. Seamoss. You eat that shit for breakfast, Ian? Oh, the British do. Yeah.

That's what you're saying. The tape is called Breadboard. Okay. The tape's on Crash Symbols, and we're going to do the track. It's Pudding Time. I don't want lunch. I want breakfast. So for those listeners who may be very uncultured.

Okay, okay. I'll say this. I'll just say this. I don't have many cultures, and I don't understand why pudding time is breakfast. Well, there's a thing called... Cultures, that's kind of breakfast, though, because of the yogurt.

That's true. There's a thing that the British eat called black pudding, which isn't really pudding at all. Huh. Why do they call it that? I don't know. Brexit? Probably.

Probably one of the sub-rules of Brexit. It's tearing the nation apart. That's what you get. Yeah. So what is black pudding? Black pudding is like, it's like a certain type of sausage, but it's a blood sausage. And there's other bits and stuff in there, but they eat that with breakfast too. Black pudding.

B-side, right? So wait, what? So what is it? Pudding time? It's pudding time. You wake up in the morning and you think it's pudding time but you're not eating pudding, you're eating sausage. You're eating sausage, what? Cooked in its blood, its juices and stuff? Yeah, probably.

And you eat that for breakfast? I don't. I think it actually is just blood. It's not meat. It's like congealed blood, right? Really? Yeah, probably. And you eat that for breakfast? I don't. I think it actually is just blood. It's not meat. It's like congealed blood, right? Really? Yeah. That's a scab. I don't know how it works. That's a crazy breakfast food. Too scary. I don't like it. Well,

the listeners out there, you gotta get some and eat it right now. Normally I pour sugar on that shit. Oh, what's going on here. Sounds like someone's... Someone needs some help. A lot of butt shaking music tonight. Ian, I noticed you took off your pants and you're just shaking your little butt.

Yep. This is tight. Where's Seamoth from? No clue. No clue? No clue. Where's Seamoth from? No clue. No clue? No clue. Where's that? Probably Midwest somewhere.

Yeah, just a little rule of thumb. You don't need to really know the answer to these questions. I'm just... Tuscaloosa. Recorded in Portland. Oh, another nice little thing. They got some cinnamon buns there on the inside of the jay cart. No fucking way. Beautiful. There's your fucking breakfast

angle, Ian. I mean... You're working all this... I'm working the international angle. Jamie, turn this down a little bit. Ian's over here. This fucking maniac is over here. I know this is an outsider podcast, but Jesus Christ. Have some kind of restraint. He's over here saying scabs is breakfast when there's cinnamon buns in the tape. And there's also

bread on the spine. Yeah, but I'm trying to... Breadboard. So he would go to scabs before bread. What? Ian, you are the... I thought Jamie was the sickest, most disgusting pervert I ever met. But Jesus, man, you were just taking...

You eat a scab for breakfast. And you would do it if someone offered you bread and cinnamon bread. You took the words right out of my mouth. Yep. Should I get... It's got a little wacky. It's got a little wackiness to it.

I want breakfast. I want breakfast. when did this come out in did you already say that i didn't say that recorded in, so it came out last year sometime. This is tight. I got a tape I can play next. What's that? I'm trying to decide if I want to because it has been definitely played before on the podcast. It was a long time ago.

I'll allow it. You think you're in charge? Yeah. it has been definitely played before on the podcast. It was a long time ago. I'll allow it. You think you're in charge? Seamoss, by the way, Noah Ver and Zach D'Agostino. A sonic assault of homemade electronics. Oh, Christ, they're making these things at home. Regular instruments

won't appease them. They're outsider deeds. They have to fucking hand make these things. These fucking crazy people, man. I got this tape by Sixes. On American Tapes and it comes in a fucking cereal box.

Wow. And when I got it, there was cereal still in it. And there might still be cereal in there right now. That might be most breakfast. Cereal's expensive. I don't... Compared to what? If you get the most breakfast. Cereal's expensive.

Compared to what? If you get the name brand stuff, that's expensive. You're talking $5 a box. Oh, let me let you in on a little tip. You buy the regular brand and then you buy the raisins separately. You mix your raisins with your brand. Not only are you stretching your breakfast dollar,

but you're in total control of raisin quantity. Wow. Give me. You could put craisins in there? Give me fanfare for this. You could put golden raisins. What about currants? You could put currants in there.

You can't put currants in there. That's sick. Six is, I believe, maybe from Michigan originally, then moved to, I'll have to look up his name. I forget his name. Ryan something this tape came out I think it was American Tapes

666 I think and that's a big Masonic number it's a huge Masonic number it's edition of 66 but here's the thing about it and I said this when we first played this thing I've seen other copies of this, right?

It's a triple tape, by the way. I've seen other copies of this thing, and the box is so neatly cut down to a perfect little package. It's not an enormous full-size cereal box just spray painted. You see this piece of paper on the back here? That's the size of other boxes I've seen.

Mine is just the full box. They knew we were going to do this episode one day. Mike, is something wrong with your tape deck? I know, right? No, Jamie. It's just what these people do. It's just what they do. I don't get it either.

Is there any cereal still left in that box? No, I probably threw it away. I ate it. Came with a little booklet here. Sixes. Does it have a name? Oh, it is American Tapes number 666. August 1st, 2008.

Oh, wow. That's older than I thought it was going to be. Huh. What kind of cereal is this? Is this just Raisin Bran? That looks like Raisin Bran. Do you think that's name brand? Yeah.

Speaking of taking a poop in the morning, that'll get your pipe running smoothly. The raisin bran? Is that what they say? What? I don't know. What? What are you even talking about right now? It's a word salad.

That's not breakfast either. Here, Fanny's out. Let's listen to the 60s tape a little bit. Keep the tape up. Turn the... Thank you. so so Thank you. so Too scary! Too rough. Ryan Jenks. That's his name.

Crash worship, he was in that band. Did a project called Death Rose. Was in a band called Physics that i saw a long time ago at like uh something called the lost film festival in philadelphia okay i believe so maybe he is from california because i think they were from san diego i think i think like an instrumental band that did like uh so jamie you would hate that because you think all bands have singers why is that they all have singers they all have singers you got your drummer you get your drummer your manager your tour manager your guitarist what else now sometimes there's a keyboard player the keyboard player is really optional man it's funny you can choose

wait weren't you a keyboard player i was oh man sometimes they just ask you not to come to the gig sometimes actually i did i did there was a tour that i only played half the tour i was at a keyboard player? I was. Oh, man. Sometimes they just ask you not to come to the gig. Actually, I did. There was a tour that I only played half the tour. I was at Disney World the other half. How long were you

at Disney World? You don't really need the keyboard player. Did you have a solo engagement, like a six-week solo stretch of gigs at Disney World? Yeah.

I was playing at Epcot with Boyz II Men. That's pretty tight. Don't knock that. Hey, man, I'm not knocking that. That's a huge gig. That's pretty tight. Don't knock that. Hey, man, I'm not knocking that. That's a huge gig. I'm kidding.

I didn't do that. Oh, man. I thought you were really cool for a minute. Who wants to play the next tape? I'll go. I'll go.

Go ahead. All right, so I got a tape here from Icarus Syndrome. Hold on. Hold on. What is that? Like a breakfast disease?

Icarus Syndrome? That doesn't make any sense. I don't know, I have kid Icarus syndrome. Oh no. Not regular Icarus syndrome. Oh no. I don't want lunch. I want breakfast.

I want it to just stop after lunch. I don't want lunch. Okay. So this is a tape I got out of the mailbag like four years ago, and it probably was never played on the podcast, so here you go. What is it? You're getting played now. what is it this is icarus syndrome now the tape

is called pie rhymes now hold on hold on hold on jesus christ this is falling apart that that's not that's you might think at first hey this guy this guy thinks pie is for breakfast i would not i would hope that's not the case i would hope none of our listeners are that dumb ian franklin can you read off track number two what do you got here now which side track number two is the donut shop

I was just at the donut shop this morning time to make the donut yeah you picked me up a coffee because I woke up totally unprepared I'm in an empty house for the first time and I don't know how long and I have no supplies so I don't know how I'm going to survive. You stopped and got me a coffee

and, here, give me the tape. You stopped and got me a coffee and a bagel that Dunkin' Donuts Now, isn't it like default This side right here? Yeah, the screw side. Isn't it like by default you toast a bagel? They didn't even attempt to toast this goddamn bagel. It's just raw bread. I don't even know if it's a bagel.

They might have just got a raw handful of dough and put too much cream cheese on it. I don't know why anybody would not want it toasted. Time to make the dough go. No, you wouldn't. What's going on here? Now, is this a band? Is somebody going to start singing?

Yes. Really? Hmm. Really? Hmm. I think it's a solo project. Hello. This is some shit. This would be a Disneyland. It's only coming out of one side of my headphones, though.

That's true. What the fuck? Ooh, for a second. What did you do over there? I'm just, I'm fiddling with the pen. I don't know. Ian, I've never done this before, but I'm about to just stop this tape out of anger at Jamie.

I got everything zeroed out, man. I don't know what you want me to do. Let's pan it to the left. Nothing. Keep it over there for a while. No, keep it over there for a while. I'll just... I'll put the effects up. This is... Oh, there you go. You can over there for a while. No, keep it over there for a while. I put the effects up.

Oh, there you go. You can kind of hear it now. That's good. Listen to it that way. Here's all the way to the right. Give it some effects, pal. Give it some reverb. Change the pitch. Play with the pitch a little bit. Bringing it back to the center. Do you know who this person is?

I wasn't able to find their name, but I saw that they're from Chicago area. DeKalb. Chicago. Deep Dix. That's probably where the pie thing comes from. That's the whole pie thing. I'm curious about how going on that one.

The J card is folded very unprofessional. Oh my God. Oh my God. They do not have a good web kit. It's only coming out of the one side.

Look at how this J card is cut. A child cut this J card. A small child who has not mastered fine motor skills yet. Look at this. That is great. And then the fold. It is pretty cool artwork, though.

It reminds me of old housecraft stuff. The music actually is really good. Actually, I have two tapes by this person, and they're both really very good. I'm going to say as far as breakfast goes, I'm going to give you three out of five eggs. Okay. One sunny, one scrambled, and one Benedict.

What is Eggs Benedict? It's like a sunny side up egg. No, poached egg on top of an English muffin. Maybe like a slice of ham in there or something. And then a hollandaise sauce on top. I love people tuning in

to fucking outsider cassette shit just so we can talk about what X Benedict is. So I'm hiding this tape right now that I just put on. Yeah, what the hell did you just put on?

I just threw on, you know, because maybe we have some eggs. We were just talking about eggs, right? Okay. What do you guys like to put on your eggs? Pepper. You want to put on... I do want to put on some pepper.

You want to put on some pepper? Seriously? Hell yeah. Some pepper. Good thing you asked Ian. Night Shades tape on... How do you say this? some pepper good thing you asked Ian Nightshades tape on um uh how do you say

this I don't want to say he's getting it wrong the label yeah decoherence records

you think that's how you pronounce it I think so yeah okay cause I didn't know and I didn't

want to fuck it up just look at the download card in here oh I'll take that. This is MP Lockwood's label. Oh, that's right.

That's right. Radio Shock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does that project Radio Shock? I'm not sure who Sun Pepper is, though. I'm going to look it up right now on the Discogs. Jamie, can I have permission to go on Discogs? Yeah.

I think... He guards it like a fucking dog. MP put out a tape by this group called The Gay Cum Daddies. Jamie, your Discox guard dog is calling off. And I think he got in trouble for that for some reason. He, like, National Audio or Bandcamp wouldn't put out The Gay Cum Daddies. Why? I don't know.

Too rude. They don't understand. What was their... Was it because of the name or was it, like, or was it because they had a sample on there? Are you burying the lead? Supposedly because of the name, but I don't really know. Why is it so hard to find Sunpepper on Discogs?

It's ungoogleable. Butthole Surfer's Pepper. That's not what I wanted. Luckily, they're giving me a big build up here before they... Let's see. Sunpepper. God, this is so hard.

Oh my God. I'm never going to figure it out. And I'm not going to Google Sunpepper because I guarantee I won't find anything there. You got nothing

on the discos? I got nothing. I don't know how to use it. Oh, here it is. Sunpepper. It's just a picture of a microphone and Nightchase

came out in 2015. This is the second release for the label. What was their first? I have a Sunpepper tape. Another Sunpepper tape? Yeah. They have a tape on Fat Grabbers. Yeah, Fat Grabbers. I can't figure out for the life of me who this is though. You know, I have the tape around me.

Maybe I should look at it. Where's the tape? Playing it this is, though. You know, I have the tape around me. Maybe I should look at it. Where's the tape? Playing it. No, where's the fucking... I don't know. Who knows? Who cares? Oh, this thing right in front of me?

I don't know. Made in Canada. Wait, so they had to go to Canada? Are we allowed to play Canadian tapes on this? I don't think they eat breakfast in Canada. Oh, no. They have Tim Hortons there. Oh, yeah.

Tim Hortons. He's playing Delaware in April. Yeah, Tim Hortons. Yeah, Tiger Village. I do like so. Turn this up a little bit. So, Jamie, you don't put pepper on your eggs? I do, but I thought you were talking about like a condiment.

No, I don't wear those. Since I'm such a hipster, I put sriracha on my eggs. You are a hipster. Hand me a tape. When are we going to get to the obvious one? Am I going next? I'm going to do one. You want to go one? Yeah, let Ian go. I'm going to do one. You want to go one?

Yeah, let Ian go. I'm going to do one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's fly through some of these. What is that wrapping? Look at that. This is, I don't know. This is just a little cover wrap that the tape was wrapped in.

So I kept it. I can't believe you still have it. It's very precarious. There's no bag that that goes into to hold it all together? It had a rubber band around it, but when I took it out of the box I had it in last night, the rubber band snapped. You lose the original rubber band. That market value is Did you get to scan the rubber band on Discogs?

No. I missed my chance. I hate you. I hate you so much. This one... Hold on. Stop real quick. If a tape comes with a rubber band on it, would you scan the rubber band for Discogs, you maniac? I wouldn't scan the rubber band by itself. I would scan the whole package together with a rubber band on it, would you scan the rubber band for Discogs, you maniac? I wouldn't scan the rubber band by itself. I would scan the whole package together with the rubber band around it.

You would scan the rubber band by itself, wouldn't you? No. All right, what is this? This is a track on the A side. So this is a Frank Hurricane tribute compilation. A tribute to Frank Hurricane. Tribute to Frank Hurricane. I think they're all doing.

Who's all on this? Whole bunch of characters. I think from the Massachusetts region. This tape is on a White House family record. And I'm going to do track five on the A side. How breakfast is it? It's the track is called Carl's Diner Blues. Whoa. Carl's Diner Blueser blues yeah is that what this is

right now did i do it right i don't know how breakfast that is you've never been to a diner i've been to a diner for all three healthy meals and snacks okay diner breakfast specific that's like saying food would be good enough. When I think of diner, I think of breakfast. You can get breakfast any time of day. No, when I think of diner, I think of late night french fries and coffee. Yeah, I'm getting eggs and bacon.

I got a gyro. A gyro. This is my breakfast style. So far you've been talking about scabs and a diner. Now that's a location. The listeners now have to go to Carl's Diner. Oh my God, this just got so much harder.

The donut shop was pretty easy. That's a destination. You can go to any donut shop. Where is Carl's Diner and are they hiring? That's the next question. And does Carl's Jr. count? Oh, are they hiring? I should apply to that one too.

Who is Frank Hurricane? I don't know who that is I've heard the name before But I don't know who that is He's a singer-songwriter From the northeast area Yeah He's kind of a troubadour Person

I'm going to Google Carl's Diner We've got to find out where it is because you've got to go there now. We should get Frank to come to the bike shop. He's always touring. Oh, there's a Carl's Oxford Diner in 291

Main Street, Oxford, Massachusetts. That sounds too fancy. Oxford? You think it's an Ivy League diner? Oh, yeah. Only the best. Who else is on this comp? Can you read some names off the track list? Sam Gascan, The Tendrils, Moon Climbing the Wall, Daniel Bachman, Newton,

Kristen Mendez, and Jesse Healsley. This group was Tremarche. Who was that? I thought you were doing that, Mike. No, that wasn't me at all. Tremarche?

Tremarche? Tremarche? I don't know. Who knows? Jamie, I'm waiting for you to play a very specific one all right oh let's recap everything people need to eat so far what see if you can do it off the top of your head okay coffee coffee waffles coffee and a current bun yeah pudding right yeah donut shop keep in mind i don't know yeah i yeah and uh i don't want what's the one you just played a diner breakfast oh mike played before that that's cereal cereal

give me give me a tape while you're doing this okay i have this one is so obscure oh shit they're gonna love it those fucking crazy outsiders are gonna love it that's what they're after you gave me more obscure the better the tape itself is not a freak these fucking freaks with their problems let them say what it is there's been a lot of web i can't that they have a great web kit a lot of a hype machine is behind this holy shit really the real web hype machine i saw a lot of press uh this is Fire Tools, friend of the show. Fire Tools. Angel Mark Lloyd. Yeah.

Drip Mental. You guys remember this tape? Now, I would have never in a million years found this reference if it weren't for the Discogs, but there is an artist.

Okay. How deep is this? That makes a guest appearance. Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait. An artist that makes a guest appearance or that is like sampled?

No, it's featuring. It's a featuring artist. Ooh, wait, wait, wait. An artist that makes a guest appearance or that is like sampled? No, it's featuring. It's a featuring artist. Ooh, a featuring. Wow. Wow. And, uh, would you know, the artist's name is Breakfast. No way. That's too spot on. That's too perfect. I don't believe it.

No, no, listen. I don't believe it. I think you're making it up. I think you're lying to me. So I went to the track and listened to it okay and it was a cat and i think it's her cat named breakfast does that cat name breakfast cat feature and there actually is there's a discogs entry for breakfast so it's probably for angel's cat did you make the fucking intro yourself i i didn't Somebody beat me to it on this one. But this is the last track on the A side. I got to pull it up. The tracks are crazy on this. I don't know.

That might be most breakfast so far. I don't know. Can you eat a cat for breakfast? No. I'm just trying to get to Discogs right now, figure out if you're lying or not. How do you... I don't know how to use Discogs.

My God. What is the name of the track that you're going to play? Hold on, hold on. I've got to type it in. Fire Tools with a Z. Oh, it's always with a Z. Can I press play on the thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'll hear a cat. Well, this is the end of the track before. You've got to cue it up. So this track is called Spirit Spit. Code name, control center. You know what is the name? Lead vocals, breakfast. You know what the name of the track before this is? Busy Beaver Lunch Break.

Oh, it's a good thing I didn't play that. Very meal. This is very meal. How do you, where are you seeing this shit about breakfast on Discogs? Lead vocals, breakfast. Where do you see this stuff? Do you have like a pro version of discogs are you on this are you on the cassette version i don't know you might be on the cd or i don't know anymore the flack hold on what did this come out in 2017 right yeah this is a good fucking tape oh it's so good

um i love i love black metal new age music here it it is. Breakfast. 14. 14th breakfast. And I think that's a cat. Because I don't hear any lead vocals other than a cat meowing. I just heard that you got mail thing. Well, I think it's pretty good that you picked this one. So what? Did you just tape breakfast into discogs and you found it that way? Well, in my collection.

Yeah. Yeah. That crazy collection you got. All kinds of stuff. I think this track's going to end pretty soon. It's a shorty. He just said goodbye. Oh, now it's getting too scary.

I'm turning it off. I don't like my breakfast to be that scary. That was pretty breakfast, Jamie. Yeah. It's pretty good. A real breakfast feature. There's no imagination involved in that one. It's just breakfast.

I got two tapes left here, but I want to see what you have. What do you got over there? I don't think I want to play these last two tapes. They're too much of a stretch. Let me see. What do you have? there? I don't think I want to play these last two tapes. They're too much of a stretch. Let me see. What do you have? We'll see about that. Oh, I thought we were going to obviously do the cream juice tape,

the Tabs Out cream juice tape. I thought you were going to do that. He's got that over here. Oh, it's over here? But he's got two more. I think we can skip that one, right? Is it too obvious, or do we play it? I think we should play it.

It's pretty good. I don't really get it up, though. I got my headphones on. Yeah, right here. Okay. Take it out. Now, this one, this cream juice. Yeah, these are a little bit of a stretch.

I think this one is spot-on breakfast. I would agree. Because not just, I think you can get away with cream juice itself being a breakfast thing. Cream, you put cream in that coffee, right? They're always, the baristas are always asking

if you want room for it. Mm-hmm. And then juice, you always get the juice. But this comes in a coffee, right? The baristas are always asking if you want room for it. And then juice, you always get the juice. But this comes in a little... I made these little cereal, these fake cereal box things. It looks just like a cereal box. It's got a little girl on the cover. You know who that is? It's Stacy. It's Joe B. It's his

wife when she was a child. And somebody posted this picture on Facebook years ago. And I... You saved it right away. You just save it, and you figure it's a funny one. She's got huge glasses that it looks like I did a Photoshop effect to, but I didn't. I swear I didn't. What's she eating on the front there?

I think the name of the cereal is cream juice. It's extra soggy cream juice. Oh. And then there's a little maze on the back with this, the guy you helped get to the cassette tape. This was a Tabs Out tape when we were doing the like the subscription series thing.

And you would get like these tapes in the mail. And there's some like Cream Juice, it's Seth Graham and Keith Rankin who run Orange Milk and this is like some live tracks

and some comp tracks the comp tracks were already out on tape I think the live tracks maybe were on like some CD comp or something like that should we

you want to let this take over a bit sure alright Hmm. Should we... You want to let this take over a bit? Sure. All right. ¦ ¶¶ so I'm you. I'm sorry. Hey, we're back. Did you ever mute us that whole time? Yeah, you guys are muted. Thank God, because Ian was saying some shady shit.

Live at Orange Milk Showcase. Don't fade out all the way. No, I'm not. Don't fade out all the way. They're fading themselves out. This is Seth Graham. Keith Rankin's playing the piano. Richard from Maharaja Suites sitting in on voice electronics.

Keith Rankin's. I've noticed you've been doing a lot of fucking illustrations for bigger publications and stuff like that. Yeah. Shit's awesome. He's going places. Yeah, I got stuff going for me too, Jamie,

so I'm not sweating it. I saw that major label email you got the other day. Oh, yeah. The big leagues. All right, you ready to pick the last one, the last breakfast? What do you got? What do you got? Well, I got two tapes here.

We'll pick one? I think we'll pick one to go out on. Let's say the one that we didn't pick, though, so they feel bad. Which one's most breakfast? This one's the most breakfast, so I have to do it. Okay. Cereal banter. I won't say the name of the person that got axed.

Don't say it. Don't say it. But they have been played on the podcast before, so they can feel special at the same time. Cereal banter. A lot of feelings going on. Everybody's special. Everybody's special in their own way. Cereal Banter, it's frigging jazz.

Oh, man. It's frigging jazz. You didn't even say what the track titles are yet. What are they? Read them. Well, it's one piece per side, A side, B side. A side is Oatmeal Outburst. Oh, the name of the table is Oatmeal Outburst.

Wow, this is breakfast. B side is Porridge Parley. Whoa. This is some real breakfast shit. Now, Ian, just so you know, this is how you do it. No scabs. No blood. You know what?

I'm going to do breakfast my way. That's the beauty of breakfast. Any way you want to do it. Any way you want. You want scabs? I want lunch. I want breakfast. As long as it's not lunch.

I want breakfast. Yeah, Serial Dancer sent us a few tapes not that long ago. I'm not really sure who they are. I think we may have actually played this tape on the podcast before. I'm not sure. Okay. Who the fuck knows, though? Who knows? Who the fuck? Turn it down a little bit. I'm a little upset that I didn't do it.

I had an idea for this bonus brigade breakfast bunch blueberry bash. We were going to eat a blueberry every minute during the entire show. I got a bunch of blueberries, too. I was ready to go. What about Boo-berry?

Too scary. Way too scary. Are you kidding me? I'm not going to let a ghost in my house. Not again. You know what's scary that I eliminated? What? Reaper.

I'm using Audacity now. No more Reaper. Reaper's just too scary. I'm proud of you. No, I'm fucking proud of you for that. And I'm glad that I had such a good breakfast one to go out on, because you brought some zoinkers, Jamie. It's like you guys don't even know what breakfast is.

You know, you guys did that food episode a while back. Yeah. And breakfast is a subset of food, so that must have been much easier for you guys. It's the most important subset of food there is. Yeah. You get me? Breakfast is a tricky one. You know, why doesn't everybody

tell us their favorite breakfast tape? Put it in the comments. What comments? The comments where? There's no like... Just in general somewhere on the internet. You got a WordPress. You can put tell us your you got a wordpress you can put

if you have a blog alright turns down a little bit thanks for listening to the bonus episode the bonus brigade breakfast bash if you have a blog

let us know your favorite breakfast cake this is serial banter for the bonus brigade happy breakfast This is Serial Banter for the Bonus Brigade. Happy breakfast. Thank you. electric guitar solo Thank you.