Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #100 | 03.12.17

Episode Date: March 12, 2017

Witchbeam, Mister Matthews, Benninghove's Hangmen, Fire-Toolz, Mark Beer, Monte Burrows, Manville Heights, Todd Barton, Collector, Nature, Odd Person, Curved Light, Azaleas, Sonorous, Deerstalker, and Jefferson Aircrash.

All right, we're going. It was Tom Settleston. You ready? We're recording right now. We're recording right now? Yes. This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Duplication.ca. Duplication.ca.

Direct from Master Real-Time Recording. There's a thing it says on their website. Oh, that's the actual slogan. It's not a slogan. It's just, I could also say shipping included in North America. It's real hot, Dave. But that's not their slogan. Duplication.ca

Oh, who's this? Who's talking? It's somebody that's very concerned with NAFTA. Oh, don't get me started. Let's hear you out, caller. This is our first time having a caller on an ad before. I hope Duplication.ca doesn't mind.

Caller, go ahead. What do you have to say? I'm sure they have a great product. They do have a great product. They have many products. Let me tell you what they're going to do. What do they have for labels? They're going to either duplicate your tapes.

They're going to replicate your CDs. They're going to press your records. CDs? Yeah, I know. Exactly. CDs, balls. I didn't say the joke because I'm not a child, okay?

We are coming in real hot. But go to duplication.ca right now on your home computer, on your PC or Mac. Go to cassettes in the menu. Go on down to cassette selection guide this is what i like about duplication.ca i like their selection of cassette tapes look at these blanks new for february 2017 let me just go through that well one of them's just white i don't see why you have to advertise that and when the other one's just silver but then there's like a nice green one well green

and ivory that's a nice for your St. Patrick's Day festivals. They're going to have the Tabs Out soaking wet. The official cassette shell of Tabs Out. Purple tinted Sonic. That's looking good. Oh, red Sonic. I like how they throw the word Sonic in there to really get you going. Oh, wasabi.

I'm sorry. We have another caller on the phone. Caller, do you have a question, wasabi. I'm sorry. We have another caller on the phone. Caller, do you have a question about duplication.ca? No. No? Sorry. That's fine. Don't worry about it.

So I wish we... I don't think we have a coupon code this time. What? No coupon code? Because of NAFTA, I think. Yeah. Well, that's what he's calling about. Tell us about that.

We have a caller for about duplication.ca. Caller, go ahead. Yeah, I heard that there was something about we're disking a poor deal and somebody's going to renegotiate the deal with duplication.ca so we can get a better deal. And what's

a better quality dub? I think they do excellent dubs. They did the fluoroplasm tape that we put out. Well, I'm looking at one. You just gotta keep it big. Keep what? What did he say? Just blanket statements. Duplication.ca.

Head on over there. Get your cassettes duplicated there. Well, look at these glitter tapes. They're pretty. Get all your good stuff there. Joby, what do you got to say about Duplication.ca? I don't think I'm stunned. I have nothing to say. But seriously.

Tattoo their logo across my chest. I'm sorry. We have a caller. Do you have something to say about Duplication.ca? Yeah, I'm wondering if Joby tattoos their logo across my chest, if I can get like 20% off of each of my duplications for the rest of my life. If you go to Joby and get the duplication.ca

logo, which I think is just text. What if he got married to Mel Fee? Who? I'm sorry, caller. Go ahead. Was that one of the Spice girls? Oh, yeah. That's Scary Spice. Duplication.ca.

Check him out on the web. She had a baby with Eddie Murphy. Really? Yeah, that's true. Joe had a baby with Eddie Murphy? No, Scary Spice did. You're so dumb. You just don't get it.

What tape are you playing? We're going to play some. This tape. We're going to play some. This tape. We're going to play some. This tape. It's a good label, too.

We're going to play some. This tape. This tape. We're going to play some. This tape. We're going to play some.assims. That's a good label, too. We're gonna play some Kassims. They hear Conley. We're gonna play some Kassims. Conley. We're gonna play some Kassims. It's too scary. We're gonna play some Kassims.

30 years later. We're gonna play some Kassims. Bummer. We're gonna play some Kassims. Got everything right? We're gonna play some Kassims. I have no clue. We're gonna play some Kassims.

They hear Conley. We're gonna play some Kassims. 30 years later. We're gonna play some Kassims. Yeah, I like everything. We're gonna play some Kassims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Tabs out. Episode number one.

One hundred. Is it one hundred? Episode one hundred. Coming in hot. And five year anniversary show. I was going to say, Dave, how's everybody doing tonight? Doing great. I was talking to our listeners.

I was talking to our fans, Dave. Not you. The fan base. Oh, right now you weren't saying us Doing great. I was talking to our listeners. I was talking to our fans, Dave. Not you. The fan base. Oh, right now you weren't saying us? No, I was talking to them. I was like, how's everybody doing tonight? But why wouldn't... I was wondering if this was going to make an appearance. Actually, I wasn't wondering that hard. I knew it would.

Oh, jeez. All right, cut that shit out. It's also our birthday. Joby had a birthday. Woo, I did. Last weekend, cut that shit out. It's also our birthday. Joe B had a birthday. Woo, I did. Last weekend. When's Liz's birthday?

That happened? The 15th. 15th. All right. It was Amy's birthday, too. Happy birthday. Shit, another one. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday. All right, get out of the sugar boy. Happy birthday to you. Let's get into this. It just seemed like I was here yesterday. Let right, get out of the sugar boy. Happy birthday to you. Let's get into this. It just seems like I was here yesterday. Let's get into episode number 100. Please. Ian, you're... Ian Franklin in the house too.

What's going on, Ian? What's up, everybody? How are you doing? Yo. Thanks for coming. No John Pyle. You look great tonight, Ian. You do look great.

I was going to say. No, you aren't. No, I was going to say earlier before you even got here. Why didn't you? I didn't want to embarrass him. Was that embarrassing? Yeah.

Now he has to feel like he has to look this good every time. I really appreciate it. Oh, good. Ian looks good. Yeah, he looks great. You look sharp. Look at that nice button-up shirt. Thank you.

I think Ian always looks good, so I didn't mention it. Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah, I can hear you. Why? What's up? I don't know. I can't hear you.

I can hear you just fine. I'm getting these levels right. Well, we've only done this 99 times before this. Tweaks all the nods. It's a game. Got to tweak. Got to tweak. Because when we're checking levels, you guys talk way quieter.

And then when we get into it, you ramp it way up. We get real excited. We get real excited. You know what I'm excited about? I'm excited about we got a... Hello? Joe there? Not Joe.

We got a... Hello? Hello? Yeah, Joe there. Not Joe. We got a... Yeah, hello. Hello. A caller on the phone. Caller, are you there? Yes. Identify yourself. Can he hear any of this?

Yes, I can. Can you identify yourself, please? Sure, I could. Go ahead. Why don, please? Sure, I could. Go ahead. Why don't you? No, you go ahead. I am. Do it yourself, because I don't know what you want me to call you.

All right. Hello, this is Witch Beam from Telecall Powers. Hey. The Tabs Out crew, a happy five-year anniversary and 100 episodes of awesomeness. Witch Beam, you were there episode number one. Oh, thank you. You were there episode number... I'm very honored to be here 100 episodes later.

Let me ask you... Still alive, still kicking. What has changed most in your life in these last 100 episodes? What have we affected in your life? Well, I moved from New Orleans to Cleveland. Oh, yeah? Because of us.

Yeah. You guys were like... Your Wi-Fi was better. You could pick up the phone. It was better. Yeah. You guys were like, why are you in New Orleans? I was like, I don't know. I'm moving. And now you're in Cleveland, right?

What are you doing in Cleveland? Well, let's see Next month I will be opening up a Jar of peanut butter A new jar Nice Takes a long time to get through a jar of peanut butter Especially when you buy the big ones

When you buy the big ones Do you have a nut allergy? I like turtles I'll be opening up a witchcraft museum Oh yeah? Is this true? Yeah, it's called the Buckland Museum of Witchcraft Magic. My wife and I have taken it over.

You guys can come by and see Alistair Crowley's pipe. Oh, so is this like a museum that was already operating? Now you're taking it over? Yes. That's very interesting. How did that happen? And also, I want to say, I don't know if you knew this, but you have witch in your name.

Witch Beam. So the witchcraft thing is kind of like a fun coincidence. I wasn't really expecting it. Sometimes you just kind of fall into things. You just fall into owning a witchcraft museum. That's incredible. That is neat. I want to ask you.

That's going on. Yeah. Are you doing anything? What was the last thing Telecott did? Let's see. He scored one of my films last year in Chicago. That was alright. And I think we may do that again.

Maybe this summer. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Maybe we'll go VOV this year. I don't know. Well, that'd be nice. I ask, not only because I'm interested, like I am, but I think we're going to open up tonight's show. Episode number 100, in case you didn't know.

Very special episode. Five year anniversary. I got a Witch Beam tape and a Mr. Matthews tape. Oh, great. I got your tape, Accidental Sirens. Oh, yeah. Released on Mistake by the Lake. Late last year, I think.

What, that come out in December? Actually, I think it was early. Maybe January of last year. Oh! What What, that come out in December? Actually, I think it was early, like maybe January of last year. Oh! What can you tell me about that tape? Well, let's see. What's that guy's name? Andrew Kirshner?

Yeah. He kept calling me a MBLT artist for years. Okay. And I was like, well, I guess I should probably put a tape on his label. You haven't before that. No. I was like, well, I guess I should probably put a tape on his label. You haven't before that. No.

He was just calling you that. He's quite the hype man. So that was that. And I really enjoyed it. I think that you guys will get a kick out of it. You got a skull on the cover there. Joby, you know skulls. Is that a human skull?

That's a human skull. I checked it out. I like turtles. You reference it to your skull book? Yep. And then this Mr. Matthews tape. Have you heard

the new Mr. Matthews tape? How often do you guys talk? No, but I ordered it the other day. How often do you guys talk on the phone? On the phone, maybe once a month.

That's a lot. Two months. That's a lot. I talk to Mike almost every day. I call him every day, but I bet they have much more meaningful conversations. I don't call you. Let me ask you this. Have you and Mr.

Matthews... It's not about who calls who. It's just about the connection to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Cut it, my friend.

Are you guys talking about those Nintendo... What is it? What are you talking about? I don't know. I don't know. Let me ask you a question. How long have you and Mr. Matthews known each other? I don't know.

Maybe like 25 years or something. In this 25 years, I want to know, have you ever gotten into a fight and who apologized first? Hello? No. You've never gotten into a fight? No.

No, you're not good friends then. Neither of them have strong feelings about circumcision. That's the only fight me and Joe have ever gotten in. No, is that the only fight? We're both not into female circumcision,'s the only fight me and joe have ever gotten in no is that the only fight too much of one thing too much of one thing not enough of another that's the new mr matthews tape i think that just came out like this week what's that on it's it it's it's on rat root who's that i don't know so a little label from bro I believe. Ooh, that's a good city. You used to live in New York, right? I did.

Out of all the places you've lived, which one do you like the most? I don't know. Puerto Rico. You lived in Puerto Rico, too? Puerto Rico. I don't know. How many witchcraft museums have you owned? Oh, come on. You don't ask a man a question like that.

You know, actually, I'm just noticing this now. Both of these covers have skulls on them. It's way too spooky. Which one do you think, Ian, which of these do you think is the scariest? I'm going to say the Mr. Matthews. No, I don't think so.

I do because it's more realistic. Yeah, that is the one. That's correct. Is that the correct answer? Yeah, that is the correct answer. Well, let's start off episode number 100. Which should we play first, Dave? Which one?

You pick. I think Witch Beam. Let's play the Witch Beam tape first. Witch Beam. We're going to start off with your tape. Accidental Sirens on Mistake by the Lake. Then we're going to go right into, hot into, Mr. Matthews, Too Much of One Thing, Not Enough of Another. Can you tell us a secret about Mr. Matthews,

something that he's never told anyone, and he wouldn't want anyone to know? I don't really know him that well. How tall is he? How tall is he? know? I don't really know him that well. How tall is he? How tall is he? Exact. I don't know. He seems,

maybe he might be an inch shorter than you might, Haley. You think, oh, tall man. You think he could dunk a basketball? Probably not. What was his favorite sport growing up? You know what?

I bet he loved those skateboards. Yeah. No. No? No, I think he was really obsessed with football. Football, man. I bet he was a left tackle.

Maybe a right tackle. Maybe a right reverse tackle. Maybe an alt-right tackle. I would think Mr. Matthews was an alt-right tackle. That's a good name. Alt-right tackle? No? Too soon? Yeah, That's not it now. No?

Too soon? Too soon. Yeah, that's the reason. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. All right. Well, Witchbeam, I want to sincerely... I think that's an edgy band name. Everyone shut your mouths.

I want to sincerely thank you for talking with us for a second. I want to thank you for talking with us on episode number one. Yeah. Do you have anything? You have any... I think for talking with us on episode number one. Yeah. Do you have anything? You have anything? Episode 52, right? What do you think? I don't know. No one knows. I think you've...

He's done pretty much every anniversary show. He's made an appearance in some form or another, right? Oh, yeah. Well, Witchbeam, we applaud you. Yeah. Thanks a lot. I just want to say thanks to Witch Theme. Thanks to Mike Haley. Say thanks to Joe B.

Say thanks to Ian Franklin. Say thanks to all the Chrome Domes. Oh, yeah. Say thanks to our producers. Thanks to the writers. Thanks to the writers Thanks to the United States Postal Service Is this the end of the episode?

That was a quick one Let's get a pizza Oh I forgot about that pizza Please That doesn't sound like my tape Alright Ben We'll talk to you. Love you guys.

Bye. Thanks, dude. Later. Bye. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. A brilliant sphere. It's going to crack open and light is going to emerge and sear away all the idiocy and stupidity in the universe. It's the cracked ones that let light into the world. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so Thank you. Thank you. So crunchy.

Witchbeam and Mr. Matthews. I can't hear a thing. Witchbeam accidental sirens Mistake by the Lake. Sometime in 2016. And a brand new one from Mr. Matthews. Too much of one thing, not enough of another. What do you think, Joe? What do you think it's too much of one thing?

What do you think that one thing is? The bleeps and the bloops. And what do you think not enough of the other? What's that? The sweeps and the creeps. Okay. So we're talking about... We're talking about Spaceballs, of the other. What's that? The sweeps and the creeps. Okay, so we're talking about... We're talking about Spaceballs, my good man.

I like that. I like that. On Rat Root. A new one on Rat Root. New label. Well, not a new label. They've been putting stuff out for a while. Get your notes together, man. In that blue light towards your mouth there, buddy. I got a note right here. They're both C30s. Thanks. Mr. Matthews is an addition of 50.

I'm just saying that I have notes. What do you got? What do you need? When you're complaining later about how you can't hear yourself, just remember that that blue light isn't facing you. I can hear myself just fine. Now you can hear yourself just fine, huh? A little bit better than before.

We should have mentioned, I didn't mention it, because I was so jazzed about that Witch Dream interview we booked, that the new theme song that we have. Oh, yeah, the theme song. We didn't talk about it. I lost the guy's name. Oh, are you serious? OTA though. You know that label. OTA. Os Tres Amigos. Os Tres Amigos.

One of the people, the characters behind that label. I wish I had... Good notes. Episode 100. Yeah, we'll get it together. Do I have anything else I need to say we did the duplication that's here yeah let me say that a little bit i just want to say on a serious note birthday i just want to say i'm serious it's my birthday that's been 100 episodes.

I like to celebrate. How many hours? Is that what you're going to give? The statistic for how many hours? Maybe. We'll never know now because Dave keeps cutting me off. I'd like to know that. All right, go ahead.

What is this new one? I don't like this one. It's the Stooges. I don't. It's the Stooges. I don't think it's the Stooges. Come on, quit it. Never mind. He did it again. You gotcha.

Get it all out of your system now, Dave. Get all the sugar out of your system now. I don't like this. I'm going to say I don't like this. Here we go. All right, I'll stop. Oh, God. All right, I'm done. All right. Hello. Joby, what do you got? Oh, I don't done. All right.

Hello. Joby, what do you got? Oh, I don't know. Just go. You just go. No, I want to play this. I don't know how to pronounce any of this stuff. Benning Hoves, Hangman, play Led Zeppelin.

Benning Hoves. You talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you. I don't know. It's your tape, dude. Benning Hoves. Benning Hoveselin Benninghoves You talking to me? Yeah I'm talking to you I don't know It's your tape dude Benninghoves Benninghoves Benninghoves

Let me see this Benninghoves Bennings Benninghoves Benninghoves Hangman No you got it Benninghoves Benninghoves Hangman

Yeah Hangman Hangman Multiple Multiple Play Led Zeppelin You play some Choice

I love Leather Zeppelin Leather Zeppelin Cuts Stop Dave It's really good We got two of these I love Leather Zeppelin Leather Zeppelin cuts Stop tape We got two of these in the mail I know this tape yeah The other one was Nirvana It wasn't them though

It was someone else I want to say something like Super Hi-Fi But did it have members Like they Had members between themselves Who's in this I don't know there's a lot of people in this oh yeah give me everyone two guitars a bass a trombone how many drums hold up though there's only four people in led zeppelin well i don't know what are these other

i don't know they're playing other parts you gotcha yeah what are they doing other drums and then brian benninghoveve does saxophone and melodica. Ooh, I love jazz. That's stupid. No, I love jazz music. So the vocals are like saxophone. So this is like ronk, but jazz. It's like ronk.

Yeah, it's jazz ronk. Yes? You guys like jazz? It's ronk. Pay on me. Let's do this. Hand that over here. We'll play the cops.

It's yes, rock. Yes, ronk. This looks nice. this is a little person applying on the cover I love uh very special recordings that's the name of the label I like that name for uh

the label it's really good cause you look at it and you think well it's gonna be very I can't see god damn it here I'll hand it to you Dave

yeah this uh I really do like this tape yeah it's really good I don't get to listen to it. Here, I'll hand it to you, Dave. Yeah, I really do like this tape. Yeah, it's really good. I don't get to listen to it so much after you picked it, but I have fond memories of it. You want to get into this? So I'm playing the B-side, I think. It's an immigrant song, right?

Ooh, immigrant song, huh? Yeah, it's a good one. I like that one. Yeah, it's a really good one. I think Chris Crust told me a story about a guy where if you sing immigrant song in a public park somewhere, some guy will sell you drugs. Oh, yeah? Is that the code? Yeah, you gotta go like that.

What do you need? It's good to know. Who is that, Mike or Dave? Huh? So where did we land? Benninghove's Hangmen played Led Zeppelin. Yep, side B. Benninghove's Hangmen. This is a very special recording.

It's number eight. Yeah, hello. Yeah, Joe there. I feel like there's something. Hello. Hold up, Joe. Please. All right, Joe.

All right. You got to play the fucking tape you gotta do it guitar solo Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey! guitar solo We'll be right back. guitar solo Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, guitar solo Thank you. I'm out. guitar solo Thank you. That was some rock and roll. That was some rock and roll, man. Very topical, too. Immigrant song, very topical. I don't like when you get too political, though, Joe. I like real subtle.

Benning O's Hangmen play Led Zeppelin. I love rock and roll. That was good. Very special recordings. Number 008. That was a good one. I like that one. I like that tape a lot. I like it a lot. Everybody gets a solo. Everybody gets a

come on down. Everybody gets a solo. So you haveboy boots on Big Joe Ian Ian Franklin Yeah yeah You look very good tonight Good

Thanks I'm glad I'm the first one to say it Appreciate it Yeah no problem You got that button All the way up to the top Oh yeah Well it's cold outside

Well no it's not all the way up to the top There's one more But what I was looking at I don't look like that collar I don't think What about the little collar It looks like a collar from like when you make...

It's a big collar. Not like a 70s big collar. I was going to say it's like a movie from like the 90s about 2020. They would have a collar like that. About 2020? Like a movie made in the 90s about the future but not too far in the future. Oh, about 2020, not the like news program

2020. It's about the news program 2020. Yeah, that's where I get my style tips from. 2020? Style. Ian. Do tell. Tell us your style tip for...

Well, I like a collared shirt, but not... Shorter collar. Yeah, with a shorter collar. I mean, why would you want a big collar? You have to make the hole bigger than that, obviously. You got a tape? Yeah, I'm going to do this. What tape did you bring? You guys like tapes?

I love cassette tapes. Kind of. I got to say, we've been getting a lot of them. I'm starting not to like them so much. My car is riddled with them. Look at this pile over here. I have this really big stack at my house of ones that I don't know.

They've fallen out of the case and they have nothing written on them. You got a bad case of case fall. But then I don't have enough cases to even equal the amount. Somebody's stealing your cases. I think you got a Noroco Goblin. I think you might have got a Noroco Goblin. In my car.

I don't know what those tapes are and I never will. You gotcha. I thought about just throwing them away. Gotcha. I got a guy. You have a guy? Don't throw him away. I got a guy. Not blank, but no information tapes. Don't worry about my guy. I got a guy.

I'm going to play this time. I was going to ask you about your buttons on your collar. How big is the button all the way on the top? Is it the same size as the rest? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's regular size. Button it for me real quick.

I don't know if you can. No, I don't know. It's too much. Yeah, it's too much. I don't like the top button. Yeah, this isn't a formal event. You don't know anything about style. Who, me?

Yeah, you. Excuse me? Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Yeah, I have. Ian. Yeah, I'm going to play this Fire Tools tape. Oh, thank you. Fire Tools.

I'm glad you're going to play that. I was going to play this tape, and then I didn't. But you are. I like the logo. I'm going to play this tape. Yeah, man, let's play this Fire Tools tape. New one on Hasu Mountain. The logo is intense.

The whole design is fucking bonkers. This tape is called Drip Mental. A little play on a... A little play on a little genre. Who is this guy? It's just me being me. See you later.

Pass that tape around because I want everyone to see the cover. Is the desk made out of milk? Or is there the cover. Is the desk made out of milk? Or is there just one part of the desk made out of milk? I'm taking it right out. Let's all talk at the same time. Yell real quick. Calm down, dude.

One moment. Look at that cover. Look at that desk. Check that out. It is tastefully decorated. I like the chains. The chains? There's these chains that are holding up the information on the back Jesus Christ, look at the amount of text inside that thing

Whoa, big golf, son It is a big golf And then with this Those words are tiny This Wi-Fi symbol I like that Oh, and there's more on the back What size font is that?

Three? What's on the desk? It's topical Why is it topical? Wi-Fi There's a computer There's a computer There's a big it topical? Wi-Fi. There's a computer. There's a computer.

There's a big bomb. Millennials love Wi-Fi. Topical. There might be some cream in there. Orange soccer ball. Topical cream. That's floating. Is there a window? There's a window, or it could be a painting of a landscape.

There's an old-style phone, but the phone's off the hook. Whoa! A cup of tea. As you know, I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. But then this other weird soccer ball that's splashing into the desk. The part of the desk that A cup of tea. Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. But then this other weird soccer ball that's like splashing into the desk. The part of the desk

that's like made of milk. Or like heavy cream. Or heavy cream. Paint. Or white paint. No, it's definitely not paint. I think there's... It would stick to the ball.

I think the desk is just liquefied right there. I can't see, goddammit. Dave, you'll get your chance. And the computer's got like a blue screen of death. Too spooky. And the computer's got like a blue screen of death. Too spooky. And maybe some various vegetation growing in the background.

It's tight. Oh, yeah, there is vegetation. One moment. There's something on the ground, too. There's a trash can, the computer, the desk, and another soccer ball in the death. There's green. Three soccer balls.

What's with the soccer balls? That's all that program does. Just the soccer balls? You click soccer ball and then a menu comes up that asks color and does go in milk. YN. You put let's make it red and yes it does go in milk. Look at this text. Look at the inside.

What are you trying to tell me, Charlie? This is an Angel Mark Lloyd production, a C-52. Did I say On Hasu Mountain already? These are all the queens. It came out with one of those... What's the series called on Hasu Mountain? The Mugen?

Mugen series or whatever? Yeah, those splits. A series of splits. They've been doing for a while. A long time. A very long time. There it is. Took me a bit because i had to change windows on my pc is that the star trek enterprise theme song what do you think please

please it was so bad please it was a Paul submitter Brett gnocchi split they just did one normally I love gnocchis oh god with the butter with the butter yeah I like them with pesto how do you cook them do you are you cook them like normal okay you know and then you just that's your sauce

that's really good do you put like a vegetable at them or anything yeah or a protein no no just straight up that It's really good. Do you put like a vegetable in them or anything? No. Or a protein? No. No? Just straight up? That sounds good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You like gnocchis? I like gnocchis. Been a long time. Do we talk about the font size? Small. We landed on small? We landed on small, yeah. This is... I don't have a high-dash shoe.

I want to mention who did the artwork. Okay. Do it. But I don't know. But I can't read. hide issue. I want to mention who did the artwork. Okay. Do it. But I don't know. But I can't read. I was assuming Angel did it. Yeah, maybe.

It looks fucking insane. I love all these fucking emojis on the inside. It's so good. It's like you Paul stretched an emoji somehow. This tape is completely bonkers. Dave, were you saying that you got tricked by the aim sounds on it? Please. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's been like

15 years since I've used Instant Messenger and I heard like the door open and I looked at my computer real quick while I was playing. It's pretty good. Yeah, man. No problem with that, Dave. You're not dumb. Alright, let's get into this Fire Tools Drip Mental tape. A brand new one, for the most part,

on Hasu Mountain. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Where's the tape? I don't wanna make this try I feel like I'm driving you out of here Look, I'm driving a last chance Cause I'm a little bit of a wuss Won't go without it, I'm watching For more weight, I'm sorry. Thank you. so I'm sorry. So I fall back, fall back Fall back, fall back again Why am I so scared? Why am I so scared?

Why am I so scared? Why am I so scared? Why am I so scared? Bye. I'm sorry. Unless the time's up And I see, I see that the heart can still be free I'm switching your love into your brain And we're dying So unbelievably I don't understand I'm out. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. I'm a shot back, shot back Between me and you, between me and you I'm a shot back, shot back Too scary.

What genre of music is that? Fire tools. I don't know. That's really... I'll never know. It's like black metal vaporwave. Black metal vaporwave, yeah. I don't know.

Drip metal. It's drip metal, yeah. Where did I vapor wave, yeah. I don't know. Drip mental. It's drip mental, yeah. Where did I put it? I have it in my hand. I'm currently looking. Oh, you snagged it. I'm currently looking at it. Wow.

You're like a... One moment. What's the opposite of a Butterfingers where you can get something easy? Fire tools, drip mental. Hatsu Mountain number 55, does that say? That's it? No, Dave, Dave, you're so dumb. That's not it.

Yes. You gotcha. Alright, Davey boy. Speaking of Dave. Speaking of Dave. Get that Fire Tools tape. Gonna play a tape. I wonder how many they made. Speaking of Dave. What's Hatsu Mountain Editions like? What are their editions like? How many do they make? I don't know.

You think? You think it's that much? I'm gonna play this. Speaking of OSR, which came up earlier. Organically. Organically. When did that come up? Huh? When did that come up?

I don't think it did come up. What are you talking about? It was OTA. OTA. Oh, it was OTA. You're so dumb. Okay. Well, speaking of- Speaking of three letters.

Speaking of three letters... Did it start with O? Three levels. Three letter labels. Three levels. What's your favorite third level in a video game? Mario 2. Speaking of three levels.

Third level of a video game. Yeah. Hmm. I like Duck Hunt. There's a third level? Turtles. Turtles. Which one's the third level? Ha, prank. Oh, you can pick the third level? Turtles. Turtles. Which one's the third level?

Prank. You can pick the third level. I can tell you which one I go down third all the time. Play a trick on your friends. What are you playing? What are you playing? What tape are you playing, Dave?

Stop being so dumb. Mark Beer. Oh, hi, Mark. Had that ready earlier, boys. He's like, come on, Dave. Oh, man. Hurry up. Did you see my finger

hovering over the comma? That's what triggered it. Oh, hi, Mark That's what triggered it. The comma triggered it. Mark Beer. Who the hell is that? Mark Beer. He's an old English fellow.

No, I don't think so. Put out a bunch of stuff in the late 70s into the 80s. Okay. Did a single for Rough Trade. Oh, alright, yeah. I didn't know anything about this dude, really, but this tape is crazy good. You hear about this?

Did you get this in a mailbag? Yeah. Mailbag tape. You see this? Let me see. OSR. OSR from Brooklyn. They are not around anymore.

Look at that cover. This guy's intense. They cease to be. I like how pixelated the cover art is. OSR has stopped putting stuff out. I think at the end of last year, which is a shame because they were one of the cover artists. OSR has stopped putting stuff out. I think at the end of last year. Which is a shame because they were like one of the best labels.

Putting out weird shit that you don't... Oddball stuff. Out of left field. Prize in the Cracker Jack. Let me see it. Joe B, what do you got? What's he playing there?

Just a guitar neck. It just seems really long. Kobe. What do you got? What's he playing there? Just a guitar neck. It just seems really long. Oh, hi, Mark. It is really long. Yeah, it is really long. Maybe his hand's just really small. You have to make the hole bigger than that, obviously. Is that Phil Collins?

It's his brother, Bill. This is an intense picture. Frankly, I'm quite Is that Phil Collins? It's his brother, Bill. Bill Collins. Please. This is an intense picture. Frankly, I'm quite intimidated. I don't really even want to listen to it by looking at that. A little O card here. Happy birthday. It is our birthday.

Happy birthday. Feels good. Five years old. We are five years old. Joe. Almost ready for kindergarten or maybe might be ready for kindergarten. Joby, I think. What did you say? Nothing.

I believe last anniversary. We asked you a question. I asked you a question. It was. What's the biggest change in your life from episode one to now? Now, a year later. Oh, I don't know. What's the biggest change in your life from last year?

Hmm. I don't know. What's the least significant change? What's the least significant change today you made in your life? Today, the least... This is a, yeah, micro changes. I went to a dollar store, and I got a lemon snaffle, and I never drink those.

I would say that's a pretty big change. You think that's big? Yeah, I think that's huge. You could go smaller. I usually just drink water, and today I was like, I kind of want a little flavor. A little something sweet.

You know what's weird, Joe? And I don't normally like to point out stuff like this, because I don't like to sound like a conspiracy theorist or anything. I also don't normally drink iced tea. I was at Home normally drink iced tea. I was at Homegrown today getting dinner. When they asked you what to drink? I wanted an iced tea. You got an iced tea. Yeah, I did.

You didn't get a beer? No. You didn't get a water? You didn't get a water. You're like, let me get an iced tea. Normally it's either a water or beer. She offered iced tea. She came over and she said, do you want... She also offered kombucha. Oh, thank you. Get out of here. No thank you. I don't drink anything. Get out of here. Yeah. No, thank you. No, thank you.

I don't drink anything that's out of mother. And that's if I want to see, you know what I said. Did you sweeten it or unsweeten it? Just the lemon. Just the lemon. That's really good. I love it. But I think that's that it just confirmed.

I saw the other day on Facebook, a lot of people were saying happy birthday to you because it was your birthday. And I think maybe other people think that they have more of a connection with you than I do. And I just wanted to make it public that you don't. Who'd you go to homegrown with? Liz. Just the two? Yeah. Oh, nice. What'd you get? Parents had the kids. What'd you get to eat?

Grandparents took the kids, so we loaded up in the Nissan. We had a nice night out. I had the.... What did you get to eat? Grandparents took the kids, so we loaded up in the Nissan. We had a nice night out. I had the American Americana. What is it called? I don't know. With seitan and veggie bacon. The real cheddar. They got the soft buns now, though.

Dave, throw in that Seinfeld music. They got the soft buns now, though. Dave, throw in that Seinfeld music. They got the soft buns now, though. When I ordered it, I was really expecting a nice crispy roll. Because when I bite into my rolls, I almost want it to be a challenge. I want it to hurt the roof of my mouth. Like a Captain Crunch.

Softbread, that's a good name. Softbread, that's a good band name. I like that. Softbread. But never since I was soft. Softbread. Mark Beer. on soft. Softbread. All right. Mark Beer. Mark Beer.

Is there an artist called Joey Pizza? One moment. I believe there is. I think there actually is. There should be a Mark Beer, Joey Pizza split. Then you know what you should call it. Beer and pizza. Beer and pizza.

That's perfect. Put that together. Yeah. So I ordered the iced tea as well. Mark Beer. Please. as well. Mark Beer. Please. Mark Beer. What do we got here?

Self-titled tape, Dave? Yep. I think it's just called cassette, actually. Can't read at all this text on it. The colors. It's vibrating. I can't do it either. Hard vibrations.

I'm going to try. All right. Hard vibrations. That's a good one, too. All right. Go. I might use that one, actually. Hard Vibrations?

Yeah, Hard Vibrations. I just wanted to do something right. Something good. The Bigger Talker The figures of the last day appear and disappear When I think of the departed They are all that's still here Thank you. We are us here The Bohemians go dancing Beneath the fractured chandelier Roots of our oceanless love bear

Hard as stone, soft as cashmere Let you into something deeper More than the handy atmosphere More than we almost fear On us Now Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Circuit Goblins. That was Mark Beer. Oh, Joe B. Joe B, coming at you. What was that?

Mark Beer, cassette, OSR, a fantastic label. I was ready to start jamming to it. What are you watching over there, Mike? That wasn't me. I can't see, goddammit. A fine, fine, fine label. We've played many of tapes. Well, maybe not that many.

Maybe they didn't get their due. Dave, what do you think? Is it my turn again already? Yeah, it's your turn already. Another good one for me, huh? Yeah. Another excellent pick from the old Mike-ster. How about this wacko?

I like turtles. That's a classic. This is a box that came out. Mike, that's not a table. That's a classic. This is a box that came out. That's not a tape. That's a big box. Hold on. Because you know what? What? This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. It is a tape.

It's a big box here. What would you say this is? Joby, what are the measurements here? I'm going to say 8 by 10. 10. Yeah, 8 by 10. An 8 by 10 box that's about two inches high. Nicely silkscreened. It's like a, you know, it's a cardboard box. A halftone pattern or something.

Yeah, halftone pattern, a light blue, like a soft blue. Like a grayish blue. Yeah, it's like a grayish blue. It's like a slate, like a slate blue. Yeah, slate blue. God, I nailed it. It is exactly like a slate blue. Like, that's perfect.

That's a... I can't believe I nailed it. It is exactly like a Slade Blue. Like, that's perfect. That's a... I can't believe I nailed it. Monty Burroughs' Sawtooth Cassette on Castle Bravo. This is one... Speaking of fine labels, which we just were, Castle Bravo has been around only for about two years or so. They send over, like, those Doberman tapes. They send over those Doberman tapes.

Well, see you later. Which I think is somebody who does the label. And a bunch of tapes over the years. They put out these boxes. They come with a t-shirt inside. The front says size XL. Ooh, I wear an XL. Can I have it?

You want the shirt? Yeah. I kind of want to keep it as a collection. As a collection. I don't know what got in there. I'd rather not split up the series. Number 13 out of 15. But you can also buy just the tape.

Oh, nice. That's stupid. You think so? I do. Let me see the shirt, and let me see what kind of shirt it is. Then I'll make my decision. What's a canvas? They spared no expense.

Oh, yeah? That's a quality t-shirt. Oh, yeah? I'm not going to unfold it. No, unfold it. No, we'll never be able to get it back. It no expense. Oh, yeah? That's a quality t-shirt. Oh, yeah? I'm not going to unfold it. No, unfold it. No, we'll never be able to get it back. It's fine. No, trust me.

That's a nice fold. It's a nice fold. It fits right into the shape. I'm not going to unfold it. You count that as a fold? Yeah, I actually don't want to mess with that fold. I'd rather not. You know, I like to keep this mint on card.

I'm kind of upset I even opened the box. They've done these for Headdress and German Army. Nice. They've done these for these boxes with the shirts inside of them. I don't know what the normal edition is. It's a cool idea. I like it. Yeah, it's very cool.

They do. It's a superb label. That's not just no anvil. Excuse me? That's a shirt. That's a type of t-shirt. Okay. That's a cheap shirt.

You're a shirt man. I'm a shirt man. I know all about all the brands. What about the Ian shirt with that button all the way up top? I already said it was good. Oh, thank you. Now, Monty Burrows. Ian, I was talking about this

with you earlier. Yeah, yeah. Is that the dude who does Spring Break? Yeah. Just using a different name? I'm pretty sure. These are all the clans.

This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. Saying you're somebody else. Yeah. First of all, let's follow the breadcrumbs. He's Money Bros, tapes on Spring Break and Dinzoo Artifacts. That is the most illogical attitude. Two labels that run by the same person.

No, I don't think so. This is probably... What's the guy's name? He's got a real name. Name his mama gave him. One mama. Drawing a blank but anyway i think it's him right i think isn't his name joe joe i don't think so yes that sounds

right joe something do tell anyway i think it's him trying to play a little trick on his friends yeah doing a little prank all right he's with the Snackless Boys. Please. All right, you want to get into it? I'd love to. No, no, that's not your new thing. You don't take that anymore. All right. I will see my dream come true I'm a person And I'm not gonna hold it anymore No, I'm not gonna change my mind

Cause I'm a face of the world Goin' on a race to the sky I'm a face to the east I'm a face to the east I'm a face of the world Goin' to the face of the east I can reach the sky I like turtles Monty Burrows sawtooth it comes withborough sawtooth. It comes with a sawtooth as well.

If anybody wants to release that, they can. Oh, shit. Let's get to that. All right. All right. All right. Go. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you guys. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Is it three? Monte Barrows. Or three? Monte Barrows. What's it called? Monty Burrows.

Monty Burrows. What's it called? Sawtooth? Sawtooth, yes. It comes with like they make a little they got a saw blade there that they cracked up

into pieces. How many tapes do you bring in? Drilled a hole into it. All of a sudden you got yourself your own personal pendant. Your own personal

pendant. All right. Davey. No, Joe B. My turn. You're the guy to be. All right, Davey. No, Joe B. My turn. You're the guy to B. All right, I'm going to play this. Everybody walks around like, where's Joe B?

Alias, the B-keeper. You know it, the coolest guy around. Here he comes from town to town. He's got the songs that bring out the thongs. Joe B., what do you got for us, buddy? Manville Heights. Manville Heights. I used to live there. You used to live there? It's a good neighborhood. Yeah, buddy? Manville Heights. Manville Heights. I used to live there. You used to live there?

It's a good neighborhood. Yeah, it's a good neighborhood. On field days. I don't have a hide issue. It's really hard to read the logo. I remember when I was a young man growing up in Sicily. Wow. Those are letters.

I had to look on the inside where it was like real small print. That's impressive. I've never seen something so hard to read that was actually still letters. That's actually still letters, yeah. You can. Once you know what it is, you can make it all out. What? They took letters as far, you can't go any farther. No, I know exactly what it's like.

You can't go any further than this? You can't abstract the letter N any more than this before it doesn't look like N anymore. Before it's not an N. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is as far as they took it. I fooled you. Hand it over here. This is as far as they took it. I fooled you. Hand it over here.

Especially with the shapes that they're using. You know, basically little squares. Yeah, it's just lines. It's just Tetris pieces. It's Tetris pieces. That's it. That's the line. It's like hypnotizing.

Before total abstraction. If you did... I'll say this. If you don't know it says Manville Heights, this is just a bunch of lines and dots. Right. But if you know it says Manville Heights, this is just a bunch of lines and dots. Right. But if you know it's Manville Heights, it's like the part of the movie where all of a sudden it's like,

it's like when like, it's like when Monk figures it. The kid was dead the whole time. No, no, it's like on Psych when the guy like sees a clue and it like glows up a little. I can't see, goddammit. It's like the usual suspects where, you know, everything comes together. Been a long road.

Field Hymns, right? Yeah. Number 66. Dave, it's getting really close to something over at Field Hymns, right? Yeah. Number 66. Dave, it's getting really close to something over at Field Hymns headquarters. What'd I do? It's getting really close. 66, I think they're up to like 67, right?

Whoa! I'm not sure. I got this mail back. It was a little while ago, though. Been a long road. Yeah, all right. We get it. Stop that one. Getting from bed to here. though. Been a long road. Yeah, all right. Yeah, get it. We get it.

Stop that one. Getting from there to here. Um, do we know who this is? Please. It's you and me. That's what it says on the inside. Oh,

yeah. Why you and am I? Why you and am I? Joe B. Gotcha. Got me. This is a, I gotta say,

the cover, right? Right? Right? The cover. Yeah. This this place it's all like the colors are beautiful yeah beautiful very soft very warm a lot of like plants and stuff but then there's this like this oil spill thing so do you want to be there or do you not want to be there oh let me see is that blob like sentient is it coming coming after you? I don't know There's like a digital background too I don't know Is that a good place or a bad place? I feel good

You feel good about going there? What do you think Ian? It doesn't feel threatening No? At all? What do you think that blob is? Just a reflection Of what? I think it's just like Really Heavy water

Residue from an animal What's it do in there? It's a secretion And you're fine with that You're fine with not being allergic to it I'm not gonna be allergic to it I'm strong You are pretty strong

You're probably one of the strongest Like the Hulk I think it's poison You wouldn't like me when I'm tired You think it's poison right? You don't wanna go there Yeah Yeah it's definitely poison

It's poison It can't be in such a place It looks so nice Yeah Actually that's how poison to humans. It can't be in such a place that looks so nice. Yeah. Actually, that's how they get you. That's how they get you, Ian. I thought Dave was dumb. I would have died already.

Edition of 75. This came out late last year. 75 copies. Wow. Too big or too small? I just want to take a couple minutes to thank you guys for coming tonight. Thanks to Paul Ryan, Mr. Connell I'd like to thank our producers

are they our producers? no the House and Senate leadership the majority leadership I'd like to thank Grotto's Pizza for most of the time delivering most of the. I'd like to thank Grotto's Pizza. No way. For most of the time delivering. Most of the time.

I'd like to thank the people that package their tapes nicely. Let's talk about that. Turn this off. I want to get serious about that. Send it to us safely. Get some bubble wrap. Cut this off. I have some serious stuff to say.

No, you don't. No, I do. I really do. I don't have any. You're going to talk about something serious no shut it off I want to seriously talk about when you send your tapes here

when you send tapes here don't don't put don't put Don't put little pieces of candy and old pogs and rock and roll cards I like all that stuff And all the stuff when you open it up

stuff starts falling out That's fine, just don't put it in the Norelco I don't like when I open the tape I'm right, Mike This is a rule Give me some royalty free Give me some royalty free give me some royalty free guitar

some rock and roll guitar that's Joe B's department when you're sending tapes over to Tabs Out this is a rule don't send your pogs your alf pogs and your hip hop cards from the 90's and candy

there's always like Jolly Ranchers except Illuminated Pets they're still allowed to do it they get the pass And your hip-hop cards from the 90s. And candy. There's always like Jolly Ranchers. Except Illuminated Paths is still allowed to do it. They get to pass. But that's it. And that's a rule. Please. Pay on me.

All right, whose turn is it? Dave, you're playing the tape, right? What's going on? I was trying to play that Manville Heights tape. Please. Where did that get to? I don't know. I gave it to you. Wait, we went off on a tangent. Jesus Christ, we're still recording?

Manville Heights, self-title tape on Field Hymns. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Manfield Heights. Field hymns. Is it Manfield? Manville. Manville. Okay, I thought you said Field. I thought it was Bill. I said Field.

I said Field. I got my neighborhoods mixed up. Yeah. I think Manfield Heights would be better than Manville Heights. I think they should change it. Yeah. Manfield Heights is better, actually, yeah. Who likes Show of Hands?

One, two. Okay. Yeah, change it. Field Hymns tape number 66 came out last year edition of 75 copies that was tight man no dave no you're close you're close but but no cigar no no dave all right no no dave ian ian ian ian ian ian do you like tapes yeah tapes are cool okay All right. No, no. Dave. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian, do you like tapes?

Yeah, tapes are cool. Okay. Just checking. I'm going to do... Just checking to see what you like. Yeah, this is a real bright looking one. No! Ah!

Psychedelic. Too scary! Oh! Oh! He got you. This is Todd Barton. Oh, okay, yeah. Todd Bart you. This is Todd Barton. Oh, okay, yeah. Todd Barton.

Yeah, Todd Barton. This tape is called, let me see if I can say it, concatenations. Oh, no, it's a long word. Please. You're not saying that right. And this is compositions for the Hordak analog synthesizer. Check it out. This guy, I saw he's considered a Buchla extraordinaire.

Oh, yeah? Buchla extraordinaire? A Buchla extraordinaire. I think he gives like a... I'm the president of my module group, actually. So good. What's the Hordjik analog synthesizer?

You play the keyboard and we'll play the cup. That's the last name of a guy named Rob Hordik or Hordak. Hordak. I think he's Dutch. Okay.

Ultraviolet Light, the label that put this out, has put out a lot of good stuff. I think they put out a Dan Higgs record, right? I think they put out that Max Higgs record, right? I think, didn't they put out that Max and Max tape? Yes.

Max Auerbacher. Label from DC, I believe. That's a good city. I think, Todd Barton, you can get via Skype, you can get lessons on playing the Buchla. Oh, really?

He's like a synth guru. Can't believe Vince DiNiop on playing the Buchla. He's like a synth guru. Can't believe Vince DiNiopolo got that Buchla. Yeah, for real. He's no Buchla extraordinaire. Not like Todd Barton. I'm the president of my module group, actually. Have you ever played the actually part of that?

Yeah. Interesting. I've never heard that part. I was probably always laughing so hard. I like the cover of these. Is it sil never heard that part. I was probably always laughing so hard. I like the cover of these. Is it silkscreened? I don't know. I think it is. This is nice. These wavy lines. These

pink wavy lines. Yeah, it's intense. I love the... Oh, yeah. I have that shape in Photoshop. The three wavy lines. The three wavy lines. I'm not knocking it. I use it all the time. Oh, the purple shell looks real nice with this. Yeah, it's very nice.

This is very, yeah. It is tastefully decorated. It's a beautiful tape. Todd Barton, what did you say the thing was here? The word was concatenations or something. No, I don't think so. I can't see, goddammit. Ultraviolet number eight.

God, I wish you could see it. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? One moment. Let's do this. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. The Thank you. Pledge. Pledge. Todd Barton. Pledge would be a good one. Todd Barton.

Todd Barton. On ultraviolet light. Yes. I'm not going to say the name of it. Edition of 150. That's a big one. That's a big one. Ding, ding, ding. They won.

Excellent label. Good job. All right, Davey boy. Hey, Dave. Give Dave a riff. Give Dave an intro, Joby. Come on. Show some respect. Give some respect to the master.

I'm going to play a tape off of Night People. DJ of the space. A couple months back, we got a big... Coming at you with a ronkin' roll. We got some leather zeppelin coming up. Tear off your zipper off your pants. It's so good. Leather zeppelin.

Tear off your zipper of your face so good so good knock the hair off your earlobe knock the hair off your earlobe I have hair on my earlobe while you're getting older

who's gonna have the hairiest ears here, do you think? I feel like Joby. No doubt in my mind, Joby. No doubt in my mind, Joby. It's going to be like... Because my nose hairs and my eyebrows are already getting way out of control. Like a wet shoe.

It's going to be like a wet shoe with cat hair sticking out of it. Your ears. No. Is that what we're talking about? Ears? Hairy ears? No. So I'm going to play this collector tape. It came out on Night People. I ears. No. We're talking about ears? Hairy ears? No. So I'm going to play this collector

tape. Came out on Night People. I like that name. Did you collect anything as a kid? I had baseball cards or whatever. Nothing. How into collecting baseball cards were you? Not super into it. Very casual. You didn't get a Beckett? I got a Beckett. I got a Mike Schmidt.

What did you collect? I had baseball cards. Baseball too? What about you? Some football, but mainly baseball. I did some baseball cards and bottle caps. I was a basketball card guy. Bottle caps? And I was real into it. I was real into the organization of it, like getting everything in order, having everything complete.

I don't like to break my sets. I only had like one or two complete sets, and I bought them. That's it? Yeah. I didn't have very many baseball cards, Mike. I wasn't rich. I wasn't a rich kid. I wasn't rich either, but I knew how to.

It was more of an investment. You know how to scam people. I get two of this card, I can sell one, and it's worth triple the other three. You ever play Flipsy? No, what's that? I may have made it up. I don't remember. Where you take your cards

and you flip them so they like helicopter down to the ground and then they land either side up or side down and then the next person flips and if you touch a card

landing the same side up as that, you get both cards. Yeah, you definitely made that up. That's how you got them all. Yeah, that's how you got them all. Because you took them from your friends. Did you ever play Flipsy?

Your friends leave their baseball cards at your house and you just sleeve them up and you put them in your own album. Then they forget about them. Flipsy flips them. Flips them. Gotcha. Alright. Go. No, it was a game that people played. You gotcha.

Alright, whose turn is it? It's Daveoke! You gotcha. All right. Whose turn is it? What were we talking about? Collector. Collector. So Ian, what did you mean by bottle caps?

What do you mean by that? Like beer caps. Beer bottles. You collected beer bottles? Like your family would have like a party and you'd like go around collecting them,

the caps? No, I used to go to like summer camp in Rockford Park. Okay. And I guess a lot of people like to drink in the park. They drink there, so you find them in the ground, like when you're walking around the woods.

You know, you're digging the dirt. And where did you put them? Did you put them in a... A rare bottle cap? Yeah, how were they stored? I had a... Oh, you think they were displayed? No, I had a canvas...

It is tastefully decorated. ...marble bag. Okay, you just put them in there. Yeah. But then every once in a while, you dump them out and you look at them. Where are they now? Yeah, dump them out and look them all.

Yeah. Did you clean them up? I don't think they made it. Yeah, I washed them out. You washed them. Okay, they wouldn't still have dirt on them. No, no. All right.

What was your best one? What was it? Valentino. Well, I don't... Because I didn't really know what was the best beer at the time, but I really liked the Mad Dog one. Oh, I don't remember what the Mad Dog was. It was like a black bottle cap with a red

bulldog face on it. It was like really badass. Yeah, that's pretty cool. This is very interesting to me. I'm not really sure why. I collected rocks, too. Rocks? For a little while, I had rocks. Just like... You know when you find a cool, shiny one that's got some speckles? Yeah. Did you tumble them?

Did you tumble them? I had a rock tumbler. The question is, did you tumble them? Did you tumble them? I had a rock tumbler. The question is, did you tumble them? You did? It took too long, though. I wasn't patient. They have to tumble for days. Too scary!

Days? You know what I would do for fun sometimes? What? Tell me. Clean pennies in vinegar or whatever. For fun? Indoor kid. Get them nice and shiny. Indoor kid. You have a whole bunch of old pennies. vinegar or whatever. For fun? Yeah. Indoor kid. Get them nice and shiny. Indoor kid.

You have a whole bunch of old pennies. They look all busted. You put them in some vinegar. Joe would wake up and be like, well, it's raining. I guess I have to find something to do inside. And his parents are like, uh-huh.

Here's some vinegar. Clean some pennies. What was your cleanest penny? What do you mean? They get really clean. You had a 1962 Denver Mint. Alright, what are you doing, Dave? What are you playing?

Collector. What is Collector? Collector is an Australian project. Jason Campbell. I don't think so. I have a note here that says Jason Campbell from Australia. So apparently me and you have the same source.

Yep. Used to do a project called Stitched Vision. That's a good name. Stitched Vision? It's hard to say. Stitched Vision? It's hard to say, but boy do I like to hear it. It is hard to say. This is a C26 night people number 230. That's a lot. That's a big number.

Yeah. That's up there. We just got a lot of night people in the mailbag oh yeah and it's all pretty good yeah i took most of it home let me see the cover for this i really like their artwork sean reed is that the guy's name who does this uh the raccoon raccoon yeah before that he was in that band hugs you just say rac? Did you just say Raccoon? Remember Hugs? Yeah, you just said Raccoon. You just said Raccoon, Dave. Don't waste my time. Yeah, this looks fucking tight, man. He's always got the shiny paper. I wonder where he gets that paper.

Please. It's thick, too. What is it, like a 220 pound? Feel that, Joe. I felt it, baby. Listen to the snap. Please. It's a very good paper. That's almost a chipboard.

Gold sparkle. It's always very good picture. That's almost a chipboard. Gold sparkle. It's always sparkling. And then there's always a little insert inside, a little black and white insert, white tape. I've got a home dubby here with a label on one side. It looks nice. All around looks beautiful. That hook on the cover.

What are those, dogs or pigs or something? Is it a marmaduke or like a pig or something? It's beautiful. Maroon on gold. Should we play this tape? I'd be delighted. Alright, go. Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. collector collector that was a bit of a collector in my childhood yeah we talked about that baseball cards yep baseball cards. Rocks. Did you get the Beckett's?

What is that hum? I got the Beckett's, yeah. Tapes are going to have that hiss, people. It's just something you got to deal with. It's a feature. It's not a bug. Did you have a subscription to Beckett's? I did not have a subscription.

To Beckett Magazine, I should say. Not to Beckett's. But I had a... It's a laser. That's very scary. That's almost too scary. I had this mail order baseball card catalog. I think it was the Kit Young catalog or something like that.

You could buy lasers. I don't know. And I would save up money and buy cards from there. You know what, Dave? I want to ask you a question about this. Actually, this is open to everyone. Did you go to any sports card shops in the area? I did.

I went to 202 by St. Louis. No. But not frequently. Yeah, there used to be someone to St. Mary Maggard. Yeah, across from where Burt's used to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They tried to scam me all the time. Scam you?

How did they try to scam you? Because I knew I had some cards that were worth a decent amount of money. Well, you didn't get the Beckett. And I tried to sell a whole bunch to them knowing I should at least get this much. And they were like, wow, we can give you $20. Well, they got a business to run. They were trying to screw over a little kid.

Batter's Box, that's what it was called, right? Batter's Box, yeah. Remember that place? Remember Fielder's Choice? No. No. That's the only one I ever went to. Then all those places turned into Beanie Baby shops

for like a year. Then they turned into the place where they would eBay stuff for you. Now they're all just vacant. I met Johnny Bench. Who's Johnny Bench? He's a catcher for the Reds. Oh, yeah? That's pretty cool. He was a catcher, right? I haven't followed baseball in a while.

I don't know. I never followed baseball. Johnny Bench? I don't like the baseball game. I just like the balls that they use. I like any ball that has stitching on it. A football has stitching on it, right? That's not a ball. A football because it's not round? I hate football. Oh, you're one of those guys who are like, a ball has

to be round. Well, I just don't like footballs. Because of the shape? I don't like footballs, but I like the sport football. Because they're kicking that ball and throwing it and beating it up. That's what you like. Because it's not a ball. See, I agree with you, Dave.

I don't like the shape, but it has stitching, so I'll let it go. Anything that's Frankenstein was a ball. You think Frankenstein was a ball? I think Frankenstein was a ball. Just because it has stitching? Yep. I think anything with stitching is a ball. So if you got stitches, you'd was a ball. Just because it has stitching? Yep. I think anything with stitching is a ball. So if you got stitches, you'd be a ball?

That's why I didn't go to the hospital. I got my thumb open. You didn't want to be a ball. If anybody's worried about me... I'm not going to be a goddamn ball. You'll never turn me into a ball, Doc. I went there and he's like, your thumb is wide open.

It's like you can see the insides. And I was like, you're not going to turn me into a ball. Kick me around. You gotcha. Who is that? Hello. Alright, now my turn to play tape. It's your turn, yeah. Yeah, hello.

Oh, this tape. I like this tape a lot. Give it to me. Let me take the note off of it. I have on there for some reason. Nature. I bet you like that name. I like this tape a lot. Give it to me. Let me take the note off of it. I have on there for some reason. Nature. I bet you like that name. I do like that name. The tape's called New Tropicalia. I don't know who Nature is.

He works at the co-op. These are all the queens. That part's actually true. This tape on a label called... And I don't hear this name very often. I don't hear people jazzing this name about. You know, all the kids jazz stuff. Yeah, I love that.

The millennials jazz about things. Shadow Trash Tape Group. Yeah, see? Who's that? I don't know. They send us tapes from time to time. Oh, yeah? They're always really good.

Oh. But no one's talking about them. Yeah, I never really hear it. You always hear, like, you hear that new Hossu Mountain tape. You're always hearing the nerds on the corner talking about that. You're walking by. New Hossu Mountain batch is good.

Yeah, I know. I saw it on Noisy or whatever. But Shadow Trash Tape Group. Not getting the buzz you would think they would be. Not getting the buzz you think they would be. Dave, you with us tonight? Ian, you still here?

I like turtles. So I don't know anything about... I'm sorry, Dave. I don't know anything about nature. God damn it! Should we just get into this tape? See what it's all about? Joe there.

I can't. It says something on the inside, but it's like white on light green. I can't see what it says. I can't see, goddammit. Pass it over. Pass it to Ian. I like that.

That was the first time you ever used that where it made sense. What do you think, Ian? What's it saying? Was that funny? It just says, composed and recorded by nature, what do you think Ian what's it saying was that funny been a long road it just says composed and

recorded by nature produced for cassette by shadow trash tape group well that's pretty much all the information I just

said Boulder Colorado 2017 Boulder Colorado that's new information so now we know we can triangulate

their where they're from oh Oh, thank you. 100 episodes, guys. 100 episodes. I like this cover art. It's like a coral-y type thing. It's like the ocean.

Nature, new tropicalia. Let's do it. Let's do it. That's your new one. Let's do it. Just do this. Let's do it. Let's do it. That's your new one. Let's do it. Just do this. Just do this. Because Mikey sounds like Nike. so

so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Nature. Nature. You're jumping the gun, Dave. No one was ready. You know I'm still chewing. Nature. This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. You got a whole box of tapes there to move.

There are way too many tapes here right now. I really have to say that. Yeah, this is a fire hazard. Yeah, if the fire monster shows up here, I am screwed. He's going to walk in. The fire monster is going to walk in here, take one look at these tapes. He's going to look over at me. I'm going to make puppy dog eyes, and he's just going to walk in here, take one look at these tapes. He's going to look over at me. I'm going to make puppy dog eyes, and he's just going to say...

Joe, you don't have your headphones on, so you can't hear that. Happy birthday to us. I'm glad we've been spending our lives this way. Five years of this shit. I'd like to know how many hours. I'm glad we've been spending our lives this way. Five years of this shit. I'd like to know how many hours. I said that earlier. Probably about 300. 300 hours? 100 hours a year? Yep.

How long do you think you wait in traffic a year? I don't know. How long do I think I wait in traffic? How long do you think the average person waits in traffic a year? A year. Two years. Two years every year? Two years every year. You know what?

You're right. I'm going to say five days. He already said it. It's one of those, like, it's so weird that it has to be true. Yeah. Trump's going to fix that, so you guys don't worry. We all agree not to talk about that for the next... Please.

Eight years. Please. You're going in for eight, huh? Speaking of Trump and the alt-right and all John Pyle's not here tonight, we should give him a call See what he's doing He's at work He likes frogs, he likes Pepe

Yeah, John Pyle For those who have listened to the If this is your first time listening to the show I guess we should apologize It's this bad every time This is pretty representative Of the run of the series. But you may have heard an episode with John Pyle.

Pleasure Island. Beyond the Ruins. John Pyle. He was supposed to come here. Hello? I texted him yesterday. I said, are you still good for tomorrow? He texted me back,

sorry, I have to work. Been meaning to tell you. Now, John P pile works at a library and i want to know or like drexel yeah so what's he working like the 10 o'clock shift on saturday saturday he's doing book restorations is he he's wearing white gloves that's why he took it that's why he took that position for the gloves he took it to where he likes to put them on he likes when they snap against his wrist. See, I think he likes when he takes them off because he likes the feeling of

the latex removed from his skin. They're not latex. They're like a... Tiny violins? What do you do with your finger? They're like cloth. Cloth? Yeah.

So they don't get... They're not latex gloves it's not disposables i think he wants no latex gloves no i don't think you i want these weird cloth ones you think he sleeps with latex gloves on what do you guys think of for a label name softest fabrics softest fabrics softest fabrics yeah so it's more than one fabric no softest softest Yeah, it's a selection of the... I've got a selection of the softest fabrics. The softest fabrics. I like... I like it's not as good as soft breads.

It's going to be like the most chill ambient music ever. Softest fabrics. Yeah. It's good. What were we talking about, John Pyle? John Pyle, he's stupid. He's stupid. No one likes him.

He didn't come here because we thought we were going to punch him because of the whole Richard Spencer thing. It's like a trend now. We were all going to get a good swinging at him. No, he's stupid no one likes him he didn't come here because we thought we were going to punch him because of the whole richard spencer thing it's like a trend now we were all going to get a good swinging at him no he's not do tell all right joe b what do you got yeah uh joe there do tell i'm gonna play this odd person tape junk tropics it's really good i'm bicephalic what do we land on there bicephalic bicephalic bicephalic yeah bicephalic bicephalic bicephal. Bicephalic. Bicephalic.

Bicephalic. Bicephalic. Stop scratching your neck with that. I had an itch and it was. My one hand's got the mess up. I don't want all this skin on my tape. No, listen. Like, I gotta, I gotta be, I gotta be, I gotta be honest. The itch is gone.

Stop making that noise. The itch is gone, but it feels so good I keep doing it. I know. You're gonna like, you're either gonna get skin all over it or you're gone but it feels so good I keep doing it. I know. You're either going to get skin all over or you're going to rub it down. Rub the tape down enough. I highly suggest you... Oh, with the lower you get the better. There's going to be this big weird indent in my tape. I highly suggest you scratch the back of your

neck with the corner of a Naroko. It's got to be the sharp one. This is a sharp one. Oh, thank you. Do you remember Bicephalic? Do you remember? August Trager who does this project. Did we mention that in the label? Yeah, we said it. I don't remember. This came out last year. But do you remember Bicephalic? Do you remember? August Stryger, who does this project. Did we mention that in the label? Yeah, we said it. I don't remember.

Probably like six times. This came out last year. But do you remember they did those series of tapes? Stop moving it so fast in front of me. Sorry. It's disorienting. Do you remember all the drawings of the weird... Creatures and stuff, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember those? Yep, yep. Yeah, this is on that label. Yep. I didn't know if you knew that. I was saying that. No, no, I knew it.

Well, I guess I could be saying it for the people if anyone's listening at this point. They did that series of like splits, right? They were splits. The animals on the front? Or little creatures? They were creatures. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was a series of splits. It was a little more scary. Like that guy on the shelf. Yeah, exactly. Please. This is... guy on the shelf. Yeah, exactly. Please. I love the police. Why do you like it? It doesn't make any sense when it comes in.

It never does. This is a C30. I like the artwork for this. These red and black. I have another one, too. Abstract lines hanging out. Takehiro somebody. Okay, yeah.

I don't know how to pronounce it, but Takahiro Mikai or something like that. Yeah, yeah. But the artwork's the same. Yeah, it's tight. Well, not exactly the same, but you know, same style. Same, yeah.

Yeah, like the black box with like the... With the little... Yeah, the squiggly wigglies inside of it. Fish tank lines in it. The fish tank lines? I don't know. Why would you call them fish tank lines? It looks like an abstract inside of a fish tank.

Look at that. What's that look like to you? I don't even want to say. Don't even go there. Alright. Odd person. Junk tropics. Jump into here? Jump into here. Get this going? I don't know. Now that's a whole new one.

Jump into here? Jump into here. You want to get shirts made that say Tabs Out? Jump into here? Let's jump into here. Odd person. Junk tropics by cephalic Thank you. Oh, my God. I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Who's got the Bob Burgers? Bob's Burgers? Clips. Odd person.

Your name is Bob Burger. You are an odd person. That's a good name for a podcast. This is odd person. Did you come up with it? Please. I love the please one. Alright, Junk Tropics. That was a jammer.

That was a jammer. That was like if you're watching, like if you fast forward Weekend at Bernie's on VHS, but the audio still plays and the dancing. That's what it sounded like. Joey, you have some sort of like unknown liquid throughout your beard. It's not unknown. It's beer.

Okay. You drink cold beers? I like cold beer. I like a guy who's real good. Yeah? What is this, two stones? Oh, thank you. Yeah.

Cold cock? Yeah. It's pretty good. What is it? two stones? Cold cock? It's pretty good. It's like an English IPA. It's got leathery malts. I think actually that was in a description of it. Really? Leathery malts? I don't know what that means. I hate when assholes just do stupid shit.

Put that on my grave. I hate when assholes do do stupid shit. Put that on my grave. I hate when assholes just do stupid shit. Mike Haley. Michael Allen. No, don't attribute it to me. Michael Haley. I want it to be an anonymous quote. You're quoting someone, but you don't want...

They didn't want anyone else to know that they said it first. No, I came up with it, but I wanted everyone else to think it's anonymous. Are you going to be buried in a cemetery? Please. You know this... I'm glad we're talking about this now. We've been... I'd rather not.

I don't want to. I'd rather just burn me up. Yeah. Just flop me off a bridge. Oh, thank you. I would say... I don't think that's legal, though. Would you donate your body to science?

Maybe that's the way I should go. You want to do that? Yeah. I think so. Even in death, I don't want strangers looking at my genitals. Even in death. Put that on my tombstone. Put that on there and they'll cut that off.

Yeah. Get rid of it. How about this? How about this? I want my corpse to be donated to science, but always wearing underwear. The fancy ones. The fancy ones. Ian, what do you got?

Ian, why don't you play a tape? Golf corpse. Golf corpse? That's pretty good. It's not as good as Cayenne Packard, but it's good. No, golf corpse is good, really good. There's something there. Well, it's not as funny. There's pretty good. It's not as good as Cayenne Packer, but it's good. No, Golf Corps is good, really good. There's something there. Well, it's not as funny.

There's something there. There's something there. You're almost there. There's something there. You're almost there. It's a pretty good pun. I'm not saying you're there yet, but you're almost there. Golf Courts.

Golf Courts? Golf Courts. Golf Corps. Golf Corps. Like the Marine Corps. C-O-R-P Courts. Golf Corps. Golf Corps. Like the Marine Corps. C-O-R-P-S. Golf Corps. Golf Corps.

We're almost there. We'll workshop it. We'll get there. Ian, what do you got? I got one. What do you got? Tennis Courts, but it's Q-U-A-R-T-Z. Yes, there it is.

Oh, courts like the crystal? Yeah. Tennis Courts. Yeah, that's good. That's a good name. All right. You got it, Dave. quartz like the crystal? Yeah. Tennis quartz. Yeah, that's good. That's a good name. All right. You got it, Dave. What was the one from before?

Hairy chest, but it's like a treasure chest? Yeah. That's good, too. Softest fabrics. Softest fabrics is good. Softest pretzel. Oh, thank you. All right, Ian, what do you have?

I'm going to do this new one from Curved Light. Tennis courts. That's really good. Gotcha. Curved Light, what's it called? It's called Reversion. This came out on Atlantic Rhythms. The Atlantic label?

Yeah. That's big time. Oh, yeah. Big time stuff. Contracts and such. Very blue all over this tape. Curved Light. Peter Tran, right?

Played Newark. Tram? Six months ago. Like from New Girl? Yes. I see online, says he's Baltimore slash Austin based. That must be a hell of a ride to work some days. I think he's in just

one of those places now, probably. I'm going to let you in on a little secret. We're all just in one place at a time. No one here thought, no one's listening is like, wow, he can be in Baltimore and Austin at this time he takes. I was just clearing it up for you. You didn't need to clear that up. He's not splitting

his particles. Though this synthesizer music could split your particles. Oh, thank you. It's good stuff. Seriously, though, this is good shit. I like curved light. This came out in addition of a 100.

That's stupid. No, I don't think so. This is interesting. So I don't know if anyone noticed this. One moment. The cover. Can I have the sticker that's inside? Sure.

No, he likes to keep it all together. They match these colors perfectly. Like, shout out to whoever designed this, because I know you were trying to match... You were probably looking at this shell color online and then trying to get the right color in Photoshop, and you nailed it. That's really good. Unless they already

had a shell this color and they just scanned it or something. God, I wish you could see it! There's the J card. Oh, that's nice. That's silkscreen. That's beautiful. Wow. Oh, thank you. But then the Atlantic Rhythm thing is a sticker on the shell. Oh, I can't touch it. I don't like it.

Like a clear sticker on the shell. Yeah, a little circular sticker. Wait, Joe, you don't like the feel? No, the tactile quality. I knew he wouldn't. I don't like the feel. Huh. Yeah. I like the way it looks, but I don't want to touch it.

I'd rather the sticker on the front say, like, curved light. Than the label? Yeah, than the label. I mean, you know, we'll get around to you. You're on the back already. You're on the back. Yeah, we got it. And it says AtlanticRhythms.com.

We're there. And you got the shit on the show it's fine you're getting your attention not all about you this guy is in a duo called HD Sunrise that's really tight

I feel like they did a tape on two Michael Jordans maybe I don't know about that I'm 80% sure I know I'm 100% sure they just did a tape on Patient Michael Jordans, maybe? I don't know about that. I'm 80% sure. I know I'm 100% sure they just did a tape on patient sounds. 90% sure. Yes. Now I'm not... How did my computer plug it all the way under your foot? Yeah, that's kind of sad. Prank. I pranked you.

I fooled you. It's kind of like a trick I can play on my friends. So you want to get into this curved light tape? Yeah, let's do it. This is the first time when he played Newark, it was the first time I ever seen anyone use Facebook Live. Oh, Yeah, let's do it. This is the first time when he played New Ark, it was the first time I ever seen anyone use Facebook Live. Oh, yeah, that's right. We were doing the feedback on Facebook Live. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We set up our cell phones to record Facebook Live, and we Facebook Lived that video and then do it like in a little kind of like a scientific trick. Alright, curved light. What's the name of the tape? Reversions? Reversions. On Atlantic Rhythms?

This looks very nice. It is tastefully decorated. All right, let's get inside of this. © transcript Emily Beynon ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Hey, turkeys. Hey, turkeys. Oops, sorry about that. Curved light. That was a good one. Reversions.

That went out of the bag. On Atlantic Rhythms. That was fucking awesome. Darn it. What was that? Darn it. What was that? Darn it. You're so strict. Washington, D.C. label

did an edition of a hundred of those. Please. All right, Davey boy. Uh-oh. Coming at ya. I'm going to do an error. Double shot. Error. gonna do a error double shot error

error a double shot a Dave's double shot yes error give it to me what do you got I love a Dave's double shot

not bad Joe those lessons are really paying off yeah man I'm getting good I'm gonna do two tapes you've been taking Skype lessons for that Not bad, Joe. Those lessons are really paying off. Yeah, man. Sounded really good. I'm going to do two tapes. You've been taking Skype lessons for that? Yeah. Unrelated.

Two strips of bacon. Two unrelated tapes back to back. Two unrelated tapes back to back. I've never heard of such a thing. Well, this is the first time for everything. I'm going to play this Azaleas tape. Azaleas? That's a good name. Called Sapphire. Azaleas. How'm going to play this Azaleas tape. Azaleas? That's a good name.

Called Sapphire. Azaleas. How has no one ever used Azaleas before? I know, right? That's really good. Sapphire. From a new label, Blank Tapes. Get it?

I get it. You get it? That's good. These are all good goofs. That's risky. Well, Azaleas is not really a goof. It's just a good choice. It's a good life choice.

Risky business. That was a good movie. I've never seen that movie. No? Either of us. No, it's good. These are all good goofs. That's risky. Well, Azalea's not really a goof. It's just a good choice. It's a good life choice. Risky business. That was a good movie. I've never seen that movie. No? Neither have I. No, it's good. I've seen the part with the underwear when he slides across that floor. I've only seen that part in parody of other people parodying.

You know, now that you say it, I've only seen it in parody as well. All right, Azalea's. What's the name of that John Cusack movie where he plays the professional killer? Reality Bites. 16 Birthday Cakes. No, come on. No, it's the one with Minnie Driver, right? Yeah. I just saw it for the

first time. Breakfast Club. Gross Point Blank. That was like one of the few John Cusack movies of that era that I never saw. I saw it. I've never seen it. You ever see Toys? I've seen pieces of it. Toys? You've seen that movie Pieces of It? I saw Toys. Soundtrack by Prince.

With Buzz Osborne? Yeah, have you seen that? No, Toys was a good movie. Toys was great. For sure. I like when LL Cool J always had the different camouflage on. He'd blend in the wallpaper and you'd be like, how'd he plan that? He was always ready though. It was crazy.

So what are you playing? LL Cool J? I'm going to play Azaleas. Tape's called Sapphire. On blank tapes. Hand it over here. Let me look at it while you take the other one. What do you got here? Somebody took a picture with the flash off, it looks like.

Yeah, it looks like your camera was on the fritz. I can't see a thing on here. What's that, a lake house? It could be a lake house. What do you think that is, Joe? This is the most... Yeah, that looks like a lake house. Out of like...

This is like a photo paper, like a glossy photo paper. I can't stand when instead of a good, nice score, they perforate the lines. Hmm, let me see. Yo, we got a tape in the mail real quick where they left the layer on

for all the J-card template. Oh, thank you. So it has the half-inch spine and the dotted line all around it. You don't think they did that on purpose? Darn it. Now that you say that, maybe they did it on purpose.

I fooled you. That's tight, though. And what's the other tape? That's a lake house. This other tape is by Sonorus. Sonorus. S-O-N-O-R-O-U-S. Sonorus.

Is that how you say that, or is it Sonorus? It sounds like a company that you don't know what they do. Sonorus. Sonorus. It's just like a commercial comes on the TV. It's just like a white screen, and then the name comes in. We make business better. It's just Sonorous. Sonorous. It's just like a commercial comes on the TV. It's just like a white screen and then the name comes in and it's just sonorous. We make integration happier.

You're like, what the fuck is sonorous? Visits on the web at our website and it doesn't give it. Tape's called On Being Deliverance. Sonorous. Download the app. On Being Deliverance? Yes. The movie? I like turtles.

Hollow Eyes. That's kind of like how that movie was. Hollow Eyes is the name of the label, correct? Hollow Eyes, yeah. This is another... What does that mean? Hollow Eyes? Like your eyes but there's nothing in them? Yeah, like they can tell there's nothing on the other side. It's just hollow.

Yeah. It's a metaphor. It's a metaphor. Oh, okay. You don't get it. When you look at a gerbil. When you look at a gerbil? Yeah, and their eyes just looks like they have nothing going on in their brain. No, that thing again.

Just dead eyes. Dead gerbil eyes. Hollow eyes. Dead gerbil, hollow. Too scary. So it's a metaphor. Another dark. Dave, you said these tapes weren't related at all

but I'm looking at these covers they seem like they fall in the same category oh thank you these very dark minimal color

what is that a bee on here god I wish you could see it it's like a silver bee but you can hardly tell it's a bee

a silver a silver bee like alias the beekeeper not the letter not the letter yeah not Joe the bumble what up Joe be like... Alias, the beekeeper. Not the letter. Not the letter.

Yeah, not Joe. The bumble. Hold up, Joe. Hello? Yeah, hello? Hold up, Joe. Hello! Please. Hello! Yeah, uh, Joe there?

Please. One moment. Hello! Yeah, Joe there? Please! One moment. Darn it! One moment. Okay, let's play these tapes. This is the alias. Hey, turkeys!keys Gobble gobble Please You gotcha

Happy birthday to ya Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy I'm not a bad guy. Darn it. Please. 100 episodes.

That's what I call a grand finale. That was a grand finale, boys. All right, Azaleas and Sonoras. Fucking mess. Double dose. Dave's double doses. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. so so The so so so so

uh Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon The The so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The I'm going to go to the hospital. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Oh, oh, oh. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Thank you. THE END Azaleas What was the other one? Gnome? Gnome something? Gnome Village? Azaleas. And Sonorus. Come on, boys.

Get on the ball. Hey, Dave. Get on the ball. You're off the ball. Get on it. Get on the favor. When you're going to come right back in when we're playing the tape and you're just going to come off of it, a little warning.

Please. I feel like that's like an attack on me when you say that. You're telling me to shut up. I think so too. I hate it. No, I kind of like it actually. Your turn, baby. Baby Bluey. Oh, thank you. Big Baby Bluey. Is that what you're

calling me now? How about this one? How about it? That's your wallet. This look familiar, Joe? Oh, it does look familiar. Let me see that thing. Check that out.

That's a blast from the past. Yeah, why not? I figured it's episode 100. It's five year anniversary. It's a celebration. Let's celebrate ourselves a little bit. This is a three way,

no, three way or four way? What is it? One, two, three, four. It's a four way split between Gallows, which was Joe B. He used that name for a little bit. Weather, which is myself. Pillars of Heaven, which is Sal, who used to run Peasant Magic tapes or records or whatever. He put out some records, right?

Yeah. Probably sit in his house. One Master LP. And Deerstalker, which was all three of us. We recorded at some records, right? Yeah. Probably sit in his house. One master LP. And Deerstalker, which was all three of us. We recorded at my house, right? What's going on in that room in the basement now? Where do we record it? Now that's

my drawing. That's where I draw. Oh, that's where you go to draw. Well, then there's a TV down there with the Wii. Okay, you do some Wii bowling? And then Stacy has a massage table down there, so it's kind of like a three-way. I bet it is. With that massage table. She's got oils down there? so it's kind of like a three-way. I bet it is. Look at that massage table. She's got oils down there? We've got oils and everything down there.

All right. I'm going to do a little trivia for you. Okay. You're going to play a side, and I've got to figure out who it is? No. That's the question. Deer Stalker, the name Deer Stalker. Yeah.

Do you remember where that name came from? No. We were playing Jeopardy for Sega Genesis. Okay. And the question was about sherlock holmes's hat and the answer was what what is a deerstalker oh that's the that's not and i thought that's a pretty interesting name all right and that's right that's where it came from that's where we did 50 copies of these darn it i'm not sure if we like what did we do who's this that's picard it's no it's not picard it's young picard or his clone right yeah so that's tom hardy when he was his clone in star trek nemesis yeah right i think all

of our track names are our star trek tng episode names i think really yeah because you gave me a name for a track, for your track, and I didn't use it. I used my own. Because it didn't fit in with my aesthetic. Joke! But it's those tall vinyl boxes. I like these ones because they're like black on the inside.

Yeah. Most of them are like, sometimes, they're usually white. Sometimes they're clear. I don't like the clear ones. No, this is a good one. This is a stupid thing to talk about. So what are you going to play?

You know this is 10 years old? This is 10 years old? Yeah, in 2007. Wow. That's crazy. Thank you. Still a beauty. 2007.

2007. I'm going to play the Deerstalker side. Nice. Sanctuary. I actually really want to know what this sounds like. Well. Please. Strap onto your seat shoes because you're about to find out

from the 2007 four way split with gallows, pillars of heaven and weather it's deerstalker peasant magic and no horseshit number 30 nice you ready? this is my last tape I'm going to play on episode 100

I just going to play on episode 100. I just want to... Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. And... Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a little test drive. Thank you. Dear stalker Four way split Darn it Do you remember recording that Joe? Yeah cause I think we recorded four-way split. Darn it. Gallows, Villagers of Heaven, and Weather. Do you remember recording that, Joe? Yeah, because I think

we recorded a couple times. No, just that one time. Just once? I feel like there was twice and the one time didn't work.

Two's great, but three's a crowd. That actually sounds right now what you're saying. I remember it. It didn't go good, or... Maybe it didn't record

I feel like there was two attempts were we going on like a weekend thing were we like playing shows or something did we make it for a purpose well this was the purpose I think that's what I mean like

like okay I thought maybe we played like a weekend of shows together Have we ever done that with Sal? Yeah we did Is that when we went to go see Sonic Youth And played the show No because I think Larry was with us Yeah and we all gave our tickets away

Yeah yeah yeah I fell asleep when I was playing Alright I'm going to take us out, right? Take us out. Episode 100. Dave, you don't have any more? Five-year anniversary? Have any more tapes?

Yeah. No. I played my last two. If you want, there's like 200 in that pile over there. There's 200 in that pile over there. There was a couple of ones that looked pretty good. Take us out, Joe. Oh, wow.

I want to take us out with Jefferson Air Crash. Before you get into this, large Hall-Drawn Collider. Let's thank who we want to thank. The guy from OTA for making our new theme song. Yes, really good. Witch Beam for talking to us over the telephone. Duplication.ca

for sponsoring the everyone who's listened throughout the year. National audio company. National audio company. They're making probably 90% of the tape sets. Ian, thank you. Thank you for coming over.

Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks to Mike Nigro. Thanks to Mike Nigro. For what? For everything he does. You know who I want to thank?

Conrad Camp. Conrad Camp. I like that guy. You don't like that guy or you like that guy? Uh, hmm. Conrad's a super fan. Thanks, Sean. Good dude. Oh, Sean. Boss battle, yeah. Good guy, yeah. Great guy.

Kevin McSloy's a good guy. Kevin McSloy's awesome. Kevin McSloy. Who else is a good person? Who else is a good super fan? Thanks to Dan for being sleepy. Thanks to Dan. Dan, you... Yeah.

Oh, that guy. Yeah, the guy who calls Dave Dan on Twitter. Thanks to him. It's been a long road. Getting from there to here. 100 episodes. Five years. Five years. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. getting from there to here 100 episodes 5 years happy birthday

happy birthday I'm lighting a lighter right now I'm holding it up you are too how long is this about halfway done I can wait alright

please oh it's just about the solo on top of that About halfway done. I can wait. All right. Please. Oh, it's just about the solo on top of that. Damn it, Dave. All right, Joby. Jefferson Air Crash. Large Holder on Collider. Jefferson Air Crash?

Yeah. Air Crash. Reference. Highly? Highly? Highly? I don't know what to say. H-Y-L-E and the E's got a little line over it.

The E is an A sound with that accent. It's what? It's like an A. So how do you say it? Hylee. Hylee? Yeah, like Miller Hylee. I'm not sure about the Y.

I love Miller Hylee. But it's probably Hylee. Miller Hyleg? Miller Hyleg. That's a good name. Miller Hyleg. Jefferson Earpain? That's good. And let's like. Jefferson Airplane. That's good.

And let's take us out on that. What is this? I don't know. The tape I got in the mailbag that I liked. Jefferson Airplane. If I wanted to talk about it, I'd talk about it. But this is a show where we play it. Side project. Here's the notes I have. Dan's getting sleepy. I'll make this quick. We have to set the clocks

ahead tonight yeah side project of Italian video maker did you say we have to set the clocks in ahead tonight you have to set the clocks

ahead tonight oh I thought you said in ahead no you have to set them ahead tonight ahead well listen back to the podcast and you'll hear that

I said it right the whole time you're stupid you're dumb no matter what that makes you side project of Italian video maker VJ and visual artist Rodolfo Valentini.

Oh, yeah. Better known as V-Plasm. V-Plasm. Hmm. Came out in addition to 50. This was V-Plasm.

It's really good. It's a C42. It's highlight number 34. That's a pretty new label too, right? Um, what, like maybe a year old?

This label's been around? Darn it. Apparently no. Maintain low tones with me. Pretty nice artwork here. I like Space Mountain. Space Mountain. It looks nice.

It looks beautiful. Oh, thank you. Did you draw this? All right, well, let's end this out. Episode 100. Hey, guys, seriously. I'm behaving disgracefully. One moment.

Thanks for everything, boys. Give yourselves a hand. Yeah, Joe there. Let's take this out. Episode number 100. Jefferson Air Frash. Large Hadron Collider on Hylotix. Just seemed like I was here yesterday We're gonna have a good time

And it's your birthday The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.