Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #101 | 03.26.17

Episode Date: March 26, 2017

Al Lover, FENIMORE夢, Casual Observer, id M Theft Able, Sunset Diver, 11H60, Fischkopf Sinfoniker, Eva Geist, Adam Miller, Hans Appelqvist, Moonhead, Jim Haynes, and Pulse Emitter.

this particular episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Tapehead City. Who is Tapehead City, you ask? Someone ask me that. Well, I can tell you who they are. One at a time. I'm not going to ask.

I refuse. Who is Tapehead City? Thank you, Ian. Tapehead City is an online cassette tape store based out of New York. Does that mean that's where their servers are? Hmm. Well, you know, cyber's tricky, Mike.

Yeah, I don't know where the servers are ever. It's a series of tubes. An online cassette store based out of New York since 2015, shipping worldwide. That's the entire world. You think they shipped to those new planets we just found? Which ones? I don't think we really found those new planets.

I think that was a distraction. NASA has a distraction. Because they don't want to release their tank returns. Yeah. Thousands of new and used cassette tapes from all genres. That's true. You boys fill out your brackets yet? From all genres

and decades. All of them, huh? You said that last time. It surprises me. Why does that surprise you? Well, it's ambitious. It surprises me. Why does that surprise you? Well, it's ambitious. Which are you more surprised by, the genres or the decades? Well, it's the combination of both. All genres and all decades.

If they just covered one of those, not so impressive. You got both, that's impressive. Do you think they're saying we have trap music from the 1920s? Like any genre can be put into any decade. That sounds like, that's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. That's too scary.

Cheesecake from 2016. You're a big cheesecake head, right? I love cheesecake. Who's your biggest, who's your most favorite cheesecake artist? Uh, Wally Womp.

Well, that sounds like one. I don't know what cheesecake is, but it sounds like one tapeheadcity.com wally womp in the soda pop shop let's look there hold on you know what one of their genres here well now where'd it go god damn this computer one of their comedy let's see if they have any jerky boys tapes that'll get you going dave oh i love you love the jerky boys right which one's your favorite? What's my favorite?

Found it. Jerky Boys, cassette tape, comedy, $5.99. Are you serious? Jerky Boys 2, cassette comedy, $5.99. Oh, Jerky Boys 4. They made a 4? I didn't know that. That's probably really bad.

The cover is just like a billiards ball, the number 4 with the Jerky Boys on top of it. Hello. How much do you think someone got paid to make that cover? That awful cover. Yeah, but go to tapeheadcity.com. Use coupon code TABSOUT. Let me mute this computer before the next... TABSOUT, all caps, one word. You're going to get yourself...

Let me tell you, in this economy, you're going to get yourself 15% off. Ooh. Think about that for a second. That's basically free shipping. That's, wow, Dave, you're really a glass half full guy, aren't you? Listen to you. Tapehead City, check them out on the web.

That's the internet, if you don't know. It's tapeheadcity.com. Check them out. All genres. All decades. Well, see you later. You're so dumb. Check them out. All genres. All decades. Well, see you later. You're so dumb. You just don't get it.

What tape are you playing? We're going to play some Kassims. This tape. We're going to play some Kassims. This tape. We're going to play some Kassims. That's a good label, too. We're going to play some Kassims.

It's scary. We're going to play some Kassims. It's scary. We're going to play some Kassims. Too scary. We're going to play some Kassims. 30 years later. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. Too scary. We're going to play some Kassim's. 30 years later. We're going to play some Kassim's.

Bummer. We're going to play some Kassim's. About everything right? We're going to play some Kassim's. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kassim's. They hear me like. We're going to play some Kassim's.

30 years later. We're going to play some Kassim's. Yeah, I like everything right? We're going to play some Kassim's. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Tabs I like everything right. I'm just going to play some kazims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Tabs out.

Episode 101. 101. 101. 101. That can't be right. The basics of podcasting.

Yeah, Ian Franklin. Step one, get a microphone. Is that step one? Plug it into your USB port. Step one can't

be get a microphone. Download a voice. What's that mean? What's step 69? Figure it out. Like your voice? Ian, don't get me started. Just a question.

All right, cut out. Your volume's way down, dude. No, I took care of it. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 101. How are you boys doing tonight? I'm doing great. How are you? I'm doing excellent.

I've never been better. Having the time of my life. It's good to hear. That's very nice. It's very nice. I'm getting been better. Having the time of my life. It's good to hear. That's very nice. It's very nice. I'm getting my mojo back. Please. Oh, man.

You boys want to play some cassette tapes? I would love to play some cassette tapes. What cassette tape do you think we should? Well, first of all, why don't we talk about these clowns in Washington? You've been following this. Ian, you've been following politic? Hi, this is Barack Obama without my teleprompter.

My children. Welcome to McDonald's. May I help you? I'm Benny Sanders. Oh, man. What is that? My name's Glenn Beck. Is this you? Did you make these? What is that? My name's Glenn Beck. Is this you?

Did you make these? What is this? It's a compilation that Vice put out of Alex Jones doing impressions. It's a master impersonator. Way too scary. Rachel Maddow! Hey, hey, hey!

I don't think these are impressions per se. I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. All right, that one was spot on. That was Arnold. That was Arnold. I think that was a clip from Twins. All right, I'm done with those. How many of those do you have, by the way?

Dave, be honest. How many of those do you have? 69. Oh, geez. That's a big Masonic number. All right, let's start this off. those do you have by the way dave be honest how many of those do you have 69 just oh geez that's a big masonic number all right let's start this off i'm gonna start this episode off is that all right with everybody darn it which one should i play in um right now is it fact or fiction can you only see the sides of my cassette tapes there's these five tapes right here it's fact i'm pointing at for the record i'm pointing at five cassette tapes. There's these five tapes right here. That's fact. I'm pointing at for the record, I'm pointing at

five cassette tapes, five Noroco cases. You can't see what they are, right? No, I can't. Let's say the top one is one. What about that tape? Let's say the top one is one and they go down one, two, three healthy meals and snacks. Four, five.

Pick one. Which one should we start the show off with? Let's go with four. What's that? I'm going to play a big reveal, big drum roll here. Ah! Al Lover. Al Lover?

Al Lover. Al Lover tape. Interference patterns on crash cymbals. I think this came out either late last year late in 2016 or like right away in january it was a new year's baby i don't have that information in front of me you know what that's really good but uh al lover not very familiar with al Lover. I definitely heard other stuff. He put out a tape called Sacred Drugs on Crash Symbols, I think. In 2014 or so, 2015, something like that.

I already have that tape. Someone from San Francisco. This tape came out. I just said that. I don't know. I'm looking at it. Okay. No, no, no, no. Record it. Oh, in Paris. Oh, la, la. Dave. You love Paris.

The Tower. I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. All right. The leaning of the Tower. The baguettes. The smell of fresh baguettes in the air. And San Francisco in November

2016. We just got another package just today. Just this very day from Crash Symbols. I haven't opened it up yet, but I saw that it came. Did you get the tape I sent you? We got it.

Liz and Dustin, we got it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Let me see. What else you got over here? I don't get to we got it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Let me see what else you got over here. I don't get to look at it. Let's get... I like the color on the... Here, you can look at that one.

I like the color on the spine on that one of the font. What would you call that? Like a mint? Yeah, it's like a mint green. It's like a marijuana color. A what? You guys like Bob Mobley? And it might get exciting at times.

Don't worry. Be happy. I love reggae. It passed the tape over. There's a song on here called Drug Attic. Like the attic in a house. No, I got that. I picked that up from what you were saying.

All right. Oh, thank you. Let's get into this Al Lover tape. Interference patterns. What is with crash cymbals with catalog numbers? Booga-locka-booga-blah-blah-blah-blah. PBUH 104. uh pbuh104 don't be serious and come on i love her here we go all right here we go so we're gonna check it right now I don't know. Thank you. so

so so so so Thank you. so so Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon You've got to turn this tape off. Interference patterns or meditations on a holographic universe. That's what it says on the spine. I'm just reading what I see. I'm just reading what's put in front of me.

Somebody gave me that information. By Al Lover. Crash symbols just reading what I see. I'm just reading what's put in front of me. Somebody gave me that information. By Al Lover. Crash symbols. Fairly new one. We just opened up the... What just came in the other envelope? Who got that one? Julia Bloop. Holy shit. Did you have that queued up for that? That was good. Did you boys plan this in advance? Oh my goodness.

You are a bundle of energy. But that was fucking tight. I want to talk about the... The shell burning on this is tight. It's like this... I mean, talk about an interference pattern. What the hell's going on there? Whoa, that's weird looking. That's a weird...

And it's like green on black. It's like super dark green on black. Like, you can't really... You know, every time I go to get a tape duplicated at National Audio Company, every time I go to get a tape duplicated at National Audio Company, every time they make me sign a waiver saying that my... I don't know why I handed that to you. Well, let me see.

I want to take a look. Saying that my ink shell combinations won't work. Say, it's not going to look good. You got to sign a waiver. It's going to look bad. I'll get like... Darn it. Red.

I know. I'll get like red on white. And they're like, no, that's going to come out pink. And it's like, come on. They've got to be just like throwing you now. I think they're just on white, and they'll be like, no, that's going to come out pink. And it's like, come on. They've got to be just like throwing you now. I think they're just rising the hell out of me. Yeah, well. I don't like it.

I get irritated or very mad very easily. All right, Ian, you want to go next? Where are we going to go, Ian or Dave? Just tell me. Come on. Who are we doing? Yeah, Ian. I'll do it.

I'm going to do this one from Fenimore on Illuminated Paths. Ah, Fenimore. i'll do it i'm gonna do this one from fanny moore on illuminated paths ah fanny moore i don't know how to say the the title of the tape because you know what i do oh you do i translated it with the internet oh okay i build pretty good computers it's equipped with a dream colon diamond jim at least that's what Google said. Isn't Diamond Jim the... Diamond Jim. Remember the Tim and Eric movie?

The billion dollar movie? Yeah. The Johnny Depp impersonator in the beginning? That's Diamond Jim? What's that? It's a guy in the... Well, it's a fella. He's playing a Johnny Depp in a movie.

Diamond Jim. That's Hillary. Funny story. If any more ghosts, there's a little... My tape is rather old. Hand it over. This is on Illuminated Paths, right?

Yep. What is this? We got here some Vaporwave. I already have that tape. Well, I think... Yeah, it's like vaporwave but sort of different oh my god i love illuminated paths and i'll tell you why what's your idea of good music

i love all like they are like the goblins the goblin King, of sending junk with other packing wrestling cards. Did you get the tape I sent you? And all this shit. Like a coupon for a local oil change. It was stuff in it and I took it out already because I knew you were going to hate on it.

I haven't illuminated Pat's beer. I kind of want to start a sticker book just for the stuff they send. A sticker journal? You don't already do a sticker journal? No, you do. Oh, big time. I kind of want to start a sticker book just for stuff they send. A sticker journal? You don't already do a sticker journal? No, you do. Oh, yeah, big time. I've been doing a sticker journal for a long time. I love how in the inside, see the cover for this is like real washed out. Can't really see what's going

on. Well, you can see, but it's not printed very well. Sort of see. What's that like? A woman or a man? I can't see, god damn it. It's a person. Oh, I think it's a guy, maybe without a shirt on, facing away, turning his head a little bit to the side. He's in a boat. There's a tree. Yeah, like in a swamp.

Like mangrove trees everywhere. In a swamp, but on the inside. Little Ghostbuster logo stamped in there. Yeah. No reason. Not one reason. This is fucking tight. What's this gonna be? Some vaporwave? This is sort of different.

It's like it's kind of loungy sometimes but also there's like a tropical kind of thing. Sounds pretty interesting to me. Yep. Let's do it ten times. There's a lot going on. Edition of 25. It's Illuminae Pass

number 336. That's a big Masonic on. Edition of 25. It's Illuminae Pass number 336. That's a big Masonic number. If any more ghosts. I think you say the ghost. A little Asian-Chinese character there at the end. If you kids keep listening to those tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business. What's that from?

What is that from, Dave? I want you to be honest with me. Tell me what that's from, Dave. You you to be honest with me what tell me what that's from dave you gonna tell me it's a trick be wacky all right i just wanted to tell you guys how blessed i am all right you want to get into this fanny more yeah let's do it what's the name of it again let me find it here something anymore Diamond Gym. Fenimore Dream. Please. Equipped with a dream. Diamond Gym.

Please. Portland, Maine. Maybe a little vaporwave here, huh? Maybe a little vaporwave here. Listen closely to the tape I played for you yesterday. What tape's that, Dave? Dave, this is too scary. I can't take it.

That's enough. Let's get into this. Fenimore Ghost. Here we go. I'm really, really going to get into that. One moment. Let's check it out and see if it works. Thank you. Thank you. And. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Fenimore Ghost? Fenimore Ghost?

Possibly. Yeah? That was awesome. That was really sick. We're starting without Mike. Oh, come on now. Ha ha. Oh, come on, fellas. This is a pretty good prank.

Prank. Yeah, if anymore on illuminated paths. Yep, listen to it ten times. You told me to go to Home Depot and get some gosh darn lightning cubes. That's not

a real thing Skeezer Don't be serious That was a good fucking tape I just grabbed this Illuminati Pats Beer koozie and inside of it It's been up on the shelf over there It's a nice little koozie What inside of it it's been up on the shelf over there. It's a nice little koozie. What's that? It's something like a

thing you put a beer in. Ah, okay. It's got Illuminate Path stickers. It's got this alligator punch out card. You make a little plastic alligator and it's got Where do you even get this?

Where does this come in? Hold on. There's a card here. It's an E.T. card from the movie E.T. It's maybe the best card. It's an alarmed E.T. That's the caption. That's all it is. I like to see baseball card vandals.

It's very scary. Yeah, this is like This is like E.T. getting arrested. I know, right? He was on a coke bender. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. Alright, Dave. What do you got? What are you going to play?

I'm going to play this casual observer tape that came out on Ostrace Amigos. OTA. Who made our theme song. Yeah, man. This is a tape called EP. OTA. OTA. Who made our theme song. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. This is a tape called EP. It's called EP or it is an EP?

It's called EP. It's called EP. It is titled EP. Is it an alarmed EP? An alarmed EP? Remember from before? Remember earlier with the ET card? It's an alarmed ET.

Oh, I see. It's a callback. You did a callback. You remember that? Figuring this shit out, guys. All right. Let me see that. Who is this? Who's the casual observer?

You know what? I don't... That sounds dirty. Yeah. I don't know anything about the project. I can't find anything online about it.

And this is a short run in addition to 20. 20 unique covers, right? Every cover was different. Not this one. You're thinking of the Space Echo 2. No, this one. this one you're thinking of the space echo no this one no you're thinking about the space echo tape I hate it when you do I need

I'm sorry and I know I know you don't like it do I need to go to band camp Dave is that what you're saying yeah because I'm looking at the cover right now and it's the same as the one that I'm holding my maybe you got the one they use as an example well that would be a coincidence there's a one in 20 shot of that happening, Mike. Those are good odds.

That's a big Masonic number. Oh, you know what? What? You got the wrong tape, huh? No. You fucked up, somebody. You're so dumb. You are so dumb.

It might... No, this is different. It's just... Figure this shit out, guys. It's close to the same? I don't know. Ian, come over here. This says right here, on the band camp,

on the band camp, it says 20 unique artwork covers. It says right here. I'm reading it right now. It looks the same, but it says C31. Home dub. Look, you see how that you see how this D shape is

only like, it's only tilted in a slightly different direction? Right. It's basically the same thing. I'm just done with you. Three healthy men. I'm telling you right now, Dave. All right, Mike.

You're right. Also, the space echo tape that we I'm 80% of the time. That we got. I'm always over 60% with my answers. What are you saying? Uh-huh. What are you saying, Dave? Go ahead.

I'm sorry. We got a space echo tape that was all individual unique covers as well. Just like this one, right? Uh- well. Just like this one, right? Uh-huh. Just like this one. I wouldn't call it unique per se because that's awfully close to... Hand me the cover.

Hand me yours. It's awfully close. That's really close. Wow. Now you got me wondering. It's just tilt. The shape is just tilted in a slightly different direction.

It's like, you know, maybe a somewhat abstract... Some shapes here. Job of the hut. Couple squiggly lines. Yeah, some shapes are slightly tilted. I don't know where to go on this one. I don't know if I'd use the word unique either. I just think it would be pretty

interesting. Alright. You want to do this? You want to do this? Casual Observer EP on OTA. We ready to do this? Yeah, man. Let's check it out and see if it works Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. so so so Thank you. you've got to turn this tape off casual observer what's with that echo dave casual observer ep

ep on ota that was real that was really tight yeah i enjoyed that oh almost like that beer river that would have been a blunder been listening to it a lot yep listen to it 10 times that's a big masonic number. That was fucking tight. Is it my turn on right now? What's your idea of good music? Yeah. I was hoping you'd have one. Put wires in different places.

That's good. All right. I want to noise it up. I was going to play one. Darn it. I'm switching it up. I'm calling an audible. And instead, I'm going to play this this and hopefully i'm pronouncing this right i asked if

i was and i said i never know how to say this here and how do you think you say that i know how i think you say well i would say i idm theftable but i don't know if that's right is it theftable, but I don't know if that's right. Is it theftable or theftable? I think it's IDM. No, I think it's IDM theftable. You know what? Let me find the message. You guys talk amongst yourselves. I like IDM theftable. I'm going to read exactly what I was told.

That sort of looks like how it would be if you just pronounce it straight up. Here's exactly what I was told. ID like kid, em like auntie em, theft like heft, able like cable. So yeah, id em theftable. Id em theft able.

Id em theft able. But it's not like theftable or theftable. It's two different words. Theft able. I already have that tape. I do! Id em theft able. Oh, thank you.

Tape is called No. No. Pretty damn scary. No, it's way too scary. It was recorded on election night, 2016. I know. Don't get me started with these clowns in Washington. One moment.

I'm just done with you. I can't take these jokers up there. These jokers in Washington. It's a really fucking awesome tape. Did you guys go to his show in Delaware? No, didn't make it. I don't think I did either. It was a few years ago now, I think.

Was that that show? No, I'm thinking of a different show, actually. Never mind. The set was amazing. No, his live incredible live show. Where's this person from? I want to say Portland, Maine. I want to say Portland, Maine, but I don't know why I want to say Portland, Maine. I also don't have it

in front of me, but I'm getting it. You trust me. Portland, Maine. I got it. On the label Mang. M-A-A M-A-A-N-G. Number 95. Are you sure that's not Mong? Mong.

It could be Mong. It could be Mang. Ach mao. Ach well. I love this shell. I normally don't like... I'm assuming that's like... Yeah, spray paint and Sharpie,

which I normally don't like, but this is done really well. It looks like a piece of candy. Oh half of it looks half of it's like hot pink and the other half is like a uh what kind of purple is that i would say that's come on royal figure this shit out guys a royal purple a royal purple i would say it's like a violet i don't think royal purple is a color dave well Well, it's royal aesthetically. What does that even mean? It just looks like a royal color. But I'm right

80% of the time. But with the black marker going through the middle, slicing it in half, that's nice. And it just says no with the lines underneath of it. But it's a good fucking tape. It's a long one, but it's like...

Yep, listen to it ten times. That's a big Masonic number. It's a long one, but it's like, you know, it's program repeats on the B-side. You know what I mean? I don't really like that too much. Yeah, I get irritated or very mad very easily. If it's really long, I don't mind.

If it's a really long one, I don't mind. But if you're putting out like a C15 or a C20 and it's the same on both sides. What length does it have to be to be okay? What does it have to hit? C60. That's a big masonic number. All right.

I like turtles. Welcome to reality. All right. Id M Theft Able. No. You Id M. Theftable. No. You kids keep listening to those tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business. You are a bundle of energy. All right, let's get into this.

Let's go. So we're going to check it right now. oh so uh Help me! No! Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Here we go. I- Idom Theftable. Idom Theftable. Able. No.

No. No, that was too scary. Yeah, it was a little. That was really scary. A little bit too scary. What's your idea of good music? He got a virus. Something happened to that guy.

I was just thinking while that was playing when I said, like, did you go to that show he played around here in Delaware? It was like almost seven years ago. I was thinking, like, when was that? Like, last summer? Yeah, that was a long time ago. Not a long time ago, but like, seven, eight.

That's a big Masonic number. My name's Glenn Beck. He has a puppet sometimes. It was like a cop puppet, officer friendly. Really? A little puppet. Officer friendly. Really? I don't like puppets. Welcome to reality. I'm a little bit scared of puppets.

Are you really? Too scary. I don't like the ventriloquist dummy puppets. Oh, yeah. Be wacky. You always picture one of them looking at you, turning their head and opening their eyes. Yeah.

Just start saying something like, I'm going to kill you, kid. I can go to an amusement park. All right, Ian, what do you got? What do you got to play? What tape are you going to play? Now, you did really good last time, that Fenimore tape. You did a good job. Yeah, I'm going to slow it back down a little bit. You're giving the people what they

want, Ian. You're doing a good job. This is why it's good that you're doing a podcast, Ian. Oh, thank you. Because people are at home and they're listening and they're saying Ian's playing some pretty good tapes. Ian's not doing a bad job. I just wanted to

tell you guys how blessed I am. Remember that lovely music tape I played for you yesterday? So I cherish these moments in life. All right, Ian, what do you got? Because last time... But what about that tape? You played that Fenimore ghost tape. This is a tape from Sunset Diver.

What's that? Hold me closer, Sunset Diver. What's that? Hold me closer, Sunset Diver. We've gotten some Sunset Diver stuff in the past, haven't we? As opposed to the future. As opposed to the future. Yes, I would say if we had gotten any Sunset Diver stuff, it was before this exact moment. Darn it. Project of Devin Johnson.

Oh, funny story. This one came out on Patient Sounds. Patient Sounds. This one is called SD for, I don't know, I'm guessing Sunset Diver. See, my mind was going

in a completely different direction. Huh. Just a hunch. But I'm a bit of a cardian, so. But I'm right 80% of the time. Let me see it. Let me see it. Well, this one looks...

Grab this from the mailbag. It says 2017 right on the front. Page PS 088. I can't see, goddammit. It's right here, Dave. There you go. That's a tight fucking cover, man. That's a Masonic number, I think. What? Let me see, goddammit. It's right here, Dave. There you go. Okay. That's a tight fucking cover, man. What's that Sonic number, I think?

What? What? No, no. Let me see. 88? No. I thought 88 was like a really... It's big time.

No, 8 is not a big Sonic number anymore. No? Not anymore? They changed it. They changed it. You know what it is now? Isn't that neat? You know what it is, Ian?

I know what it is. Sunset Diver SD. That's almost self-titled. Ooh, I like this show. Ha ha, I thought I forgot. isn't that neat you know what it is in I know what it is sunset diver SD that's almost self-titled oh I like this stuff I thought I forgot come on guy get out of it normally I pour sugar on that shit this is like a gold on purple gold on translucent purple looks really nice yeah we don't need to talk about exactly we've talked about the patient sounds that we like it we like how it looks really like the uh what do you like about it we said we weren't gonna talk about it here we go i really like the birds on this one what about them hello it's just um just a nice pattern on the inside. Sounds pretty interesting to me. Yeah. Nice. Let's check it out and see if it works. © transcript Emily Beynon so © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. I'm not sure. She said to you

There's no one to love you It's too soon She said to you She said to you She sits here It's all about you It's all about you It's all about you She sits here She sits here

She sits here She said, dear, she said, can you be close? It's so simple, it's all about the chastity She said, dear, she said, can you be close? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon?

Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? Is it too soon? I'm super chill right now. Sunset Dyer. Damn, that was tight. That was chill. Ooh, I'm super chill right now.

I'm super relaxed. I already have that tape. That tape's killer. I am just laid on back. You boys just laid on back right now? I'm on the edge of my seat. It really caused a havoc on my system. That was good.

Job of the Hut. Patience sounds number 88. In addition of 100, Sunset Diver SD cassette. Damn, Devin Johnson from Brooklyn. You boys ever been to Brooklyn? Oh, thank you. You boys ever get a real Brooklyn pizza pie?

It's got the cheese is just right. I think that whole New York pizza thing is bullshit. You think it's a conspiracy? You don't think they have any pizza there? Let me tell you, the few times I've been to New York and gotten pizza, it's been pretty bad.

The last time we went, I don't know what happened. Did we go to three restaurants in a row? You tried. I vetoed that. But we went to one place. We went to one place and we ate food. And I'm not going to say what kind of food it even was.

I'm not going to say where it was, who it was. But it literally tasted like water. Yeah. It tasted like you were eating water. And it looked like it was going to be delicious. Oh, my God. It was packed. It was packed.

Ian, it was tits to toes in there. I really wanted to know. It was like a Nickelback concert in there. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. Look at it. Look at this place. They were chopping fresh ingredients, I think, for show. I think it was all an illusion. You've got to tell me what type of food it was.

No, I don't have to tell you anything. It was Mexican food. And let me just say this. Let me just say this. I didn't say anything afterwards because I didn't want to be the guy who was like, that wasn't good. But Dave was like, I feel like I didn't eat. And I was like, thank you.

Thank you. And he was like, let's go get some pizza. We went to a pizza spot, got some pizza, and it looked like a really good pizza place. Job of the hunt. Went in there, ate the pizza. And I'm thinking in my head, this is not good. This does not taste like anything. Maybe somebody dosed us with an anti-tasting pill.

Maybe. Might have been what it was. We went to New York. Went through that toll booth. He got a virus. I saw a black helicopter, so. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself.

But afterwards, Dave's like, again, that pizza wasn't any good. And I was like, I know. And he says, should we try one more time? And I said, no, we can't. We can't try one more time. Can you imagine if you went to a third spot and it was just like water again? You probably would never go back to New York. Three healthy meals and snacks all right dave it's your turn to play tape

why don't you go come on all right normally i pour sugar on that shit well come on be serious be serious be wack, be serious. Be serious. Be wacky. Be serious. Be wacky. Be serious. You are a bundle of energy. I'm old Schwarzenegger. Come on, this is... Hi, this is Barack Obama with Adelaide Teleprompter. Man, I'm just done with you.

All right, come on. Play tape. Come on. That's Hillary you know I get irritated or very mad very easily come on go go what do you got what do you got Dave come on get serious

tabs out cassette podcast episode number 100 let's start over tabs out cassette podcast I'm gonna play this 11H60 tape that came out on Sacred Phrases. That's a big Masonic number. It is. Indeed it is. It's Sacred Phrases number 74.

Oh, yeah? They're getting up there, man. That's a big Masonic number. They are getting up there. They've been around for like eight years, right? Yeah, about that, I want to say. Do they still put out the, I haven't seen a third, but what are those comps called they do?

Not inscriptions. No, it's inscriptions. Is it inscriptions? Is that the name of the series? Mm-hmm. They did two of them, right? Did they do a third? I don't think they had.

Three healthy meals and snacks. They may have, but I feel like it was only digital. But I might be off on that. I feel pretty good computer. I don't know. If you have any questions, look it up. If you have any questions, check us out on the internet. Hand me this tape.

Let me see this. Hand it on over. Let me take a look at it. What was Sacred Phrases number 69? I can tell you right now. Okay. Oh, they skipped it. They skipped 69. Did they really? No, no. I can tell you right now. Okay. Oh, they skipped it. They skipped 69.

Did they really? No, no, I'm kidding. 21st century wolf. Ooh, la la. Ideographic space. I'm getting my mojo back. I like that. Edition of 100.

And inscriptions volume three was digital only. Real clean artwork here. Does Adam Meyer, that's who does sacred phrases right yep same his project uh dry valleys yes um does he do all the artwork for this he did for that tape i don't know if he does it um for every tape

but uh he does like the graphic design and stuff um thanks to all it says in here everyone even hitler thanks to all it says in here everyone even Hitler thanks to all well Mike you gotta be inclusive

even Jeffrey Dahmer even OJ Simpson be inclusive white privilege you just flung us too far in reality welcome to reality. I don't want to go down the route of you doing...

This is my time to get away from the world and not to deal with stuff like this, okay? All right. I just want to share this with you guys. 11H60. What's this cover here? This looks like a Soundgarden tape. Doesn't this kind of look like an early 90s?

It looks like an early 90s, yeah. It definitely looks like an early 90s? It looks like an early 90s, yeah. It definitely looks like an early 90s grunge or almost grunge tape. Like a Matthew Sweet single. Like a... That was a good... Okay, yeah. It's good, though. I was thinking like Candlebox.

Let me look up what a Candlebox cover looked like. It's a little too happy for Candlebox. What song did Candlebox do? What was her hit? What? They do that thing that singers do where they I need to do a Candlebox cover. No, no, yeah, yeah, no, no.

I love that. I hate when singers do that. Put on some reverb and do that again, Dave. No, it's not Candlebox. No, no. Do it right first. Hello? Hello?

That's me. Capstan! Hello! There's only one. Get back in your car, Ranger. Okay, I'm back already in. Drop the cassette tape. What's going on, Capstan?

Why are you here right now? What happened? Well, I got a call. What's happening? Asshole, what are you doing we're just doing a cassette tape put the cassette tape on the ground okay here it's down capstan just be cool okay did you rewind it i'm gonna i'm gonna be kind i'm gonna rewind it a little bit it's cool everything's gonna be okay you don't have to do this are you smuggling paraphernalia in that shell

can you put your laser gun down? No. Put your hands up. Put your hands in the air. Ian, put your hands up too. I'm calling for backup. What? Who? Ah, fuck. My siren broke. Carry on. Alright.

1160. I didn't find out who what crashed this dummy. So what did their covers look like? What's that? Alright, let's get into this. Let's check this out. Let's check it out and see if it works. What just happened? You still got me capstained. That's okay. so The so I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. so

so The so The so Thank you. so so so so so so Thank you. Thank you. You've got to turn this tape off. It's pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. 11H60. That was really good. Yeah, man.

Self-title tape, Sacred Phrases. When did that come out? Just recently. This is, I think, from the latest Sacred Phrases batch. I feel like that's an Android's first attempt at making electronic music that sounds like it's made by a human. Like, Data would play that and then be like was that good was that experimental that was good man that was fucking awesome man who is that do we know who this is uh their names are on the inside they're looking for that cover i'm still trying to figure out what cover i think that like i think it's reminding me of bad motor finger but it's not it's got the swirl on the cover and the red yeah but it's not happy but yeah it's

something else right what is it no i know what you mean i keep i tell you google images is really dropping the ball on grunge album artwork i don't think it's grungy i'm getting i'm getting no i'm saying i googled grunge artwork I'm getting on the first page here, first couple. I'm getting Black Sabbath. I'm getting the Beatles. I'm getting The Clash. I'm getting Alkaline Trio. I'm getting Michael Bolton.

What the heck? Yeah, what's going on here? I'm getting the Postal Service. I don't know what to tell you. This isn't, I like grudge music. Give me some angry grudge music. Is it a Bush album cover? See, I thought the same thing, but that's too...

Beastie Boys. Why would you want to be Beastie Boys? It is too scary. I get scared easily, though. I'm very easily scared. I get irritated or very mad very easily. All right. My turn, right?

You fellas... Listen closely to the tape I played for you yesterday. You boys like harsh noise? Oh, God. Here we go. Ian, you like harsh noise? Oh, yeah. Big time.

You got any kind of device that can play three-inch VRs? My computer at work can. I got a Nisha basketball, three-inch VRs in the back of my car. But I park really far away. Will you drive me over there? You just said it's three blocks away. I actually... What?

What'd you say? Did you just say it was three blocks away? Really far away. I actually... I said three blocks before that. I actually... It's three blocks. Okay.

It's three blocks. Will you drive me? I live two blocks away, but I went to get... I couldn't... I left my spot in front of my house. I left my spot in front of my house, I left my spot in front of my house, because I didn't want to walk all the 3-inch CD-Rs over here.

I got a couple baskets to be perfect. You like 3-inch CD-Rs, huh? I rip my walls. Didn't know that. I didn't know that you liked 3-inch CD-Rs. I rip horse noise. Why would I ever guess that you liked horse noise specifically on 3-inch CD-Rs?

So anyway, I live two blocks away from here, and I felt, let me drive over, because all of these bashes of horse noise strings are when I rip my walls. What were they again? Tell me again. Horse noise strings. Okay, just making sure.

Anyway, I live two blocks away from here, and I decided to drive instead of walk, because my left foot's longer than the other one. And I got all these 3-inch CDOs. What is your name, by the way? So anyway, I live two blocks away from here. I leave my spot, and I come down these blocks. Around the block, I can't find a spot.

Somebody takes my spot in the meantime, and the closest spot is another block away. I've got to walk over here. But I gave out like 15. I stopped on the way and gave out some 3-inch CDOs. I rip a wall every day. At least minimum

every day. I wake up and my mom, she gets me, she goes down to this place and they got pallets of 3 and 2 DLs and one day

she got me business cards by mistake. Do you have any kids? It's okay. Don't worry about it. They're two blocks away. No, it's just me and my mom now.

It's just me and my mom and. It's just me and my mom. And I had her cut her hours back at the Wall-E Mart so she can help me burn three studios. Your mom's helping you put out I'm saying to her mom, I'm ripping so many walls now that

I don't even have the time to double it. By the time I'm burning a disc, I'm ripping so many walls. The backlog. Do you ever think about just like uploading it online so your mom doesn't have to take off work? We don't have the internet. That's why I'm walking around. I'm handing out the three.

Well, I mean, if your mom went back to work, you might be able to get internet. We don't have the wires. I think if you change formats, the wires don't come into our house. Your quality of life would improve. The wires don't even come. It goes from one house and it skips us, the wires.

We don't have wires in our house. No wires at all? You don't have power, electricity, or anything? No wires at all. Huh. That's interesting. You got anything to play stream, Josh? I don't get to listen to them.

I don't have time to listen to them because I'm already... Yeah, I was going to wonder, like, how are you... I'm already ripping another wall. I've shown many walls. It's all like a battery-operated operation, huh? Cool. I got three Buicks running with golf car batteries. One's basically microwaves.

And then where I rip my walls, it's got speakers. It's got everything you need for harsh noise. And then the second one is just a three-inch CD burner station. Actually, we filled up with gas. Let me see. I rip about eight walls a day. We filled up with gas. It takes me about I rip about eight walls a day. We fill it up with gas. It takes me about 15 minutes to rip a wall.

So I'm saying every time. We fill up the car about three times a day with gas because we keep it running. Because I'm ripping so many walls. And I put them on three and two. You need a basket? You want a basket? I'll take one.

Sure. You keep them in Easter baskets? The name of this... Okay, we're done with that. The name of this track on this tape is... Here's a fucking wall for you. By Fish Cough. I already have that tape.

Symphoniker. Music for a revolution on Orb Tapes. Orb Tapes number 43. This is a fun one. I like this one. I mean, you might get a gander at that cover there. This might be the... Oh, that's the Reddit face, isn't it?

No, it's close. It might be a Reddit face, though. Which Reddit face is that? Well, this is the Reddit face, but he's usually smiling. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. This is like a mugshot. This might be the first post-election cassette tape with a Trump sound

clip on it that I've heard. People are already getting into it. Too soon. You think it's too soon? Yeah. Sounds pretty interesting to me. Ian, do you know anything about this? Do you know anything about orb tapes? I've heard of them, but I don't know anything about this project.

Remember that lovely music tape I played for you yesterday? All right. I don't know anything about Fish Cough Sinfonica. But what about that tape? But maybe I do know something. Let me take a look here i got ot uh orb tapes 43 c20 edition 25 and then uh okay he's from bellingham washington oh i have a i have a note here that says fix the code on your website when you go to your website you can see all like the uh you know like all the code for the websites all you can see it in the

text oh you gotta fix that, man. Yeah, you got to close that tag up, man. Other than this. Close your tags. You got to close those tags. Go to your website. Log on to the server. I build pretty good computers.

And fix your website. Music for a revolution. Was I saying something? Oh, besides this tape, the only other thing I really saw was a few releases on a label called Computer God. Which I think maybe is their label.

I think the only releases were by this artist. Oh yeah? You like Hosh Noish? You guys like Hosh Noish? Alright, go home. You got anything you can play 3-inch EDH? Why don't you go home and rip some walls, man?

I got a wall ripping right now, actually. You're not even there? I'm not even there. Sometimes, Dave, you got to know when to be with a wall. You got to know when to hold them. You got to know when to fold them. Let's go. Let's get into this.

Let's check it out and see if it works. I will build the greatest wall that you've ever seen. Thank you. so The I'm going to go ahead and get back to you guys. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you guys. Thank you. What happened was I got my foot stuck in a bean bag. They had to do surgery on us. Go home. Now my left leg's a little bit shorter than the other one. It's okay. I got the range. I got to rip somebody's walls.

Yeah, man. Go home and rip them. Dave, do you got anything? You're just doing tapes? Go home and rip them. Dave, do you got anything? It probably sounds sick. I can't wait to hear it. Go home and make like a thousand copies for me. You just doing tapes now or do you do 3 inch CDOs? You do those too? Mm-hmm. Three healthy meals and snacks.

Fish cough. Fish cough symphoniker. From Music for a Revolution on Orb Tapes. Label for ORB. Orb Tapes. Orb Tapes, huh? Label for ORB. Orb Tapes. Orb.

Orb. Like an orb. Orb. Like an orb. I already have that tape. Label from Pennsylvania. Oh. The Keystone State.

Oh, yeah. Home of the Pittsburgh Penguins. The Fighting Pittsburgh Penguins. Oh, yeah. That's a hockey team, correct? Yeah, you're a Yarmir Yager fan. You got it right. Is that a hockey player you just said? Yeah. Are you

serious? Yarmir Yager? Yeah. Yeah. You know him too? Look at that. Look at these jocks. They played for the Flyers too. Boy, I didn't know I had a couple of A.C. Slaters hanging out with me. I feel like such a You don't know like Mario Lemieux and Yarmir Yager? Are these real people? What about Patrick Waugh?

Wayne Gretzky. I know Wayne Gretzky, yeah. Eric Lindros. Yeah, yeah, I know that name. Okay. What were the other ones you said? Are you making these up? No.

Are you serious? Those are real hockey players, yeah. Sounds pretty interesting to me. That's crazy. I didn't know. I never was a... I never really watched hockey. Hockey was my favorite sport.

Hockey was your favorite sport? Yes. I like hockey now. I didn't like it when I was't know. I never was. I never really watched hockey. Hockey was my favorite sport. Hockey was your favorite sport. I like hockey now. I didn't like it when I was growing up. I just didn't understand it. You think when Dave gave it up, you picked it up? Cosmically? Maybe. The universe gave it to you? It's possible.

Put wires in different places. Normally, I'd pour sugar on that shit. What's that? All right, what tape what tape we planned job of the hut what i just think it would be pretty interesting oh dear oh dear dave got into the sugar get him out of of it, boys. All right, Ian, what do you got? What are you going to play? I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. What are we going to do?

So I cherish these moments in life. What are you doing? This is a tape. You're going to play a tape. From Ava Geist. You've got to turn this tape off. I'm really, really going to get into that. I haven't even played it yet. Okay.

I said I'm going to get into it. He's going to get into that. Ava Geist. Equator system. Equator? I I'm going to get into it. He's going into that. Eva Geist. Equator system. Equator? I'm not sure how to say it. You can just say Equator. There's a couple dots above the F.

You can just say Equator. Equator system. It's probably Equator. Equator with dots over it. Equator with dots over it. Three healthy meals and snacks. Alessio sounds what? Number 22? 22.

Fairly new label, right? At least I just heard about it not that long ago. First time I've heard about it, this is another mailbag grab. Andrea Noce, the Italian artist, I believe. She lives in Berlin, I believe. Going on the internet. I'm checking out some websites. I'm probably going to be going on the internet.

I build pretty good computers. I get out there and I find the internet. I'm looking, I'm checking out some websites. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. I build pretty good computers. I get out there and I find the information. Let me see it. Please. This is a pretty tight tape. It looks fine. Yeah, I was checking this out a little bit on the deep web earlier. Not on the deep web. Topsoil. They should call, that'd be a good,

you guys, hold on, I got an idea. Do you guys want to start a new, um, a new internet? A new, no, just a, I got an idea. Do you guys want to start a new... A new internet? No, just a browser called Topsoil. I think Topsoil is a good name for an internet browser. I don't know. Wouldn't you check out an internet browser called Topsoil?

It feels kind of dirty. You don't get any of the dirty sites. You get all just the good stuff, the clean stuff. The Topsoil. You're still talking about dirt, though. What? That's fine. topsoil you're still talking about dirt though what that's fine topsoil that's still dirt i think what's wrong with little dirt it's still you want it to be a little dirty so it makes every website that you go to a little dirty but i can

go to an amusement park you can't get any like adult sites on it you can't get it just makes all normal sites a little bit dirty. You go to Google and the O's are boobs. No, I'll tell you what it is. Don't worry because you're going to get paid for this because it's advertising. But in the corner of the screen is censored pornography. If you click on it... How big is it?

Are you talking about 10 by 10 pixels? Like a postage stamp. And you can't is it? Are you talking about like 10 by 10 pixels? Like a postage stamp. And you can't close it? If you try to close it, it moves around. That's only the free version though, right? That's the free version. Yeah. I remember I had this free internet browser.

I just want to share this with you guys. For this free internet service called Net Zero. Okay. This is like back when there was like AOL and stuff. Okay. And it was free, but the catch was it had a banner ad that took up one third of your screen and it was always on top and you couldn't close it.

That's pretty good. It was terrible. That's pretty good, Alec. That's worth it. I'd still take that. No, you wouldn't. I would do that. You definitely would take that. If I could get internet for free and it was just always a bar there that's fine that's cool alright we ready to get into this

let's take a look at this oh that's a fucking tight shell that's really nice describe that shell while I check the inside of this j card the cover is fucking nice too oh yeah the little this is gorgeous this is all coming together right connecting all the dots put wires in different places figuring everything out here i'm gonna tell you something i really like

before you oh my god this is so fucking nice look at the color scheme is it's gorgeous oh thank you let me tell you something before you get into that on the handover it's gorgeous oh thank you let me tell you something before you get into that on the handover it's something i like the inside you know it has like where they uh where they scored the spine and it has like the lines from the scoring and then above it is printed these other lines and it's really good i just think it would be pretty interesting. It looks so... Let me get a closer look at that. This is so nice. This is so nice.

I'm very excited by this. Yeah, there's like some horizontal lines that fade out. Kind of like you're running down an old Apple hallway. It really caused a havoc on my system. an old Apple hallway. It really caused a havoc on my system. It is very nice. I like the two faces. Yeah, I like the face profile.

Two face logo thing. It's a big one, boy. This is fucking nice. Hand that over. Hand the tape over. Did you describe it? Did we skip that? We jumped over it.

We jumped over it. We leapfrogged it. Do it now. The tape, the shell's all black. Uh-huh. And there's sort of like a white text imprinting on either side. Uh-huh. Nice little, tiny little figure of a person. I already have that tape. I love the little figure of a person i already have that tape i love the little figure

of the person on the cover too you got a uh an a marking and i don't know it's not a b symbol i don't know what that is i don't know i'm not sure let me get a little look at that it's a it's a letter oh you know what i think that's the label's logo. Oh, is that their logo? Kind of, yeah. I just think it would be pretty interesting. Like if you look at the inside. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary.

I found one interesting thing here. Sounds pretty interesting to me. See those warbly witch macaulats down here? Yeah. The witch macaulat bars. It looks like a piece of the logo. Just a little sliver of the logo.

Look at this, Mike. Let me look at it. I can't see, god damn it. Yeah, that's what, it's the E and the S from the logo. Is that what you're talking about up top?

Yes. Yeah, that's the E and a less shield and the S in sounds. No, I'm talking about... Is that what you're talking about up top? Yes. Yeah, that's the E and the S in sounds. No, I'm talking about... Is that what you're talking about? I'm talking about... I goofed up, boys. I'm talking about that thing in the bottom right. Hello? Oh, on the bottom right?

It's a B. Yeah, because that's definitely an A on the other side. That's a B? That's definitely... Yeah, it's a B. You know who would know would be Joe B if he was here? Oh, yeah. B would definitely know. He's a smart guy. That's definitely a B. Yeah, let me see this. You know who would know would be Joe B. Oh, yeah. B would definitely know. He's a smart guy. That's not a B.

Beekeeper. Then what is it, Dave? Because there's an A on the other side. Yeah, it's definitely not a B. I mean, it's supposed to be the B side, but... Yeah.

What else could it be? I think it's... S. I think it's a letter from... Figure this shit out, guys. It's an S because it's... Figure this shit out, guys. It's an S because it's... Figure this shit out, guys. Side A is equator.

Figure this shit out, guys. Side B is system. Figure this shit out, guys. Equator. Figure this shit out, guys. Right? Let me see the... Figure... We're going to. We're going to figure this shit out right now.

Hand it over. Let's play it. Yeah, that's what I'm going with. I'm saying that the B side is actually the S side. Okay. Eva Geist. Equator system. Celestial sounds number 22.

Aquator system. Is that how you say it? You can say it however you want. I thought you would just say Equator. I break all the rules. You are a bad boy, Dave. Dave is a bad boy. Dave, what's with this leather jacket?

I see you ripped the sleeves off of it. Yeah, man. I don't give a shit. And what's this tattoo you have now on your arm here? What's this new tattoo you got? That's Hillary. Booga-locka-booga-blah-blah-blah-blah. bleh © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. holy shit who was that eva guys eva guys, first of all, let me tell you the layers. That was an incredible chunk from that tape on Alessio Sounds.

Very good tape. And me and Dave were rocking some sound clips over top of it. You guys were really getting into it. I got to say, I was really feeling it. I feel like it was an actual collaboration. That was some behind the scenes goofing. Oh, yeah. That's, yeah. You got to be in the circle of trust. actual collaboration. That was some behind the scenes. Oh yeah, that's... You gotta be in the

circle of trust. We gotta get security clearance. Yeah, you gotta sign waivers. Yeah, there's a... You're kind of privileged to hear us actually talk about it. You're like an alarmed... You'll be like an alarmed E.T. Funny game, scary. Gotcha. Alright, Davey.

Davey boy. Okay, I'm gonna play this uni factor tape the what uni factor uni factor uni factor uni factor uni factor uni factor we've got an ohio label good label fresh very good label fresh label right yeah they're they have like six tapes out right that's a big mic number. Yeah, this might be their second batch. We got that first batch. First batch came out around the end of 2016. There was Sam Goldberg.

Kaki Blazer. Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. And one other one that I can't remember off the top of my head. It was Bending Spirit. No? Yes. Was that this batch? No. That was last batch. This batch was Grid Victim

and Sitting With Plants. And this tape, the Adam Miller tape. And this tape, the Adam Miller tape. Yes. In addition of 100, it's a C40. Pass it on over, Davey boy. This guy was in a project called Isle of Sodor. I want to ask

you two fellows. You two fellows between the two of you have no children. Do you know what that's a reference to? I do not. I don't. Thomas the Tank Engine. How do you know that? Because I've seen Thomas the Tank Engine. What are you talking about?

Why have you seen that? Because I like trains. Oh, okay. What are you talking about? Why have you seen that? Because I like trains. Oh, okay. What are you guys getting at? Do tell. Oh, what's this picture on the cover here? Like a field with a, what is that, a billboard casting a shadow? What's the color on it?

Pretty scary stuff. What's the color on the inside? Whoa, boy, slow down. What's that? A business card download in there? A business card size download code? Check out this... I like

it's like no context. It's always funny. It's always funny. It's funny every single time. You're the funniest person I know. You're not only the dumbest person I know, Dave. You're the funniest person I know. Look at this shell imprint. Look at those little bubbles. Clear shell.

Dave, look at that. Clear shell. Little green bubbles. Green squigglies on both sides. I wonder how many times they told him it wasn't going to look good if they printed that. God, I hate when they say that. Just let... You know, duh.

Stay off my aesthetic is all I'm getting at. Alright? Because I'm pretty good at this stuff. I know what I'm doing. I put out a tape or two. Alright? Put out a couple of tapes. Three healthy meals and snacks.

I have, I've been jamming. I picked up this one in the grid victim tape. Funny story. Last mailbag. Did we actually did somebody get the City with Plants tape? I don't know who got it. Maybe I did. It's right behind you.

It's right behind you. I have like a two up up. No, wait. No, no. You're right there. No up. This is it's not important but now i just need to prove to myself i need to know prove it prove it haley you got five seconds i'm not getting up i like unifactor's logo a lot let's get into this i do too it's very nice let's check it out and see if it works adam miller what is it called it's i can't this jesus christ the white on this. It's called Headlands Wall.

You like horse noise walls? I rip walls. They're still here. Are these walls? We're going to play a little bit of the... Is this a horse noise wall? I noticed this strange... Are those two 3-inch CD-Rs inside that little plastic case?

Is that what those are? Those are 2-inch CD-Rs, I think, inside there. They make things on them that are 2-inches, huh? Can you... Ian, do you? Those are two-inch CD-Rs, I think, inside there. Mm-hmm. They make things on them that are two inches, huh? Can you... Yeah. Ian, do you know what a two-inch CD-R is? You know, it's really interesting, actually. Do you think you can fit a...

If I rip the wall right now... Everything you're talking about right now... If I rip the two walls right now, do you think I can fit them on those two-inch CD-Rs? So interesting. Do you think I can do it? I... What happened was I got my knee stuck

in a beanbag. That sounds terrible, man. Adam Miller. Let's go. Let's do it. I just want to share this with you guys. I don't know. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. ¶¶ I'm sorry. I don't know. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and stop the video. Adam Miller. Adam, Mr. Miller. Adam Mr. Miller.

You ever see... If you kids keep listening to those tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business. You ever see the movie If Looks Could Kill? No. No. I'm sorry. License to Drive.

No, not License to Drive. Who's Richard Grieco? Whatever. It doesn't matter. I was talking to my wife Borat Dave holy shit and she brought up

Dirty Dancing and I said be wacky is that the one where Patrick Swayze dies and becomes a ghost no that's ghosts it just kind of had to be there none of us were there though She goes, no, that's ghosts. She just kind of had to be there. It was funny. None of us were there, though.

So I cherish these moments in life. All right, is that my turn? I like those little squeak. Those little like rice-sized worm sounds in that. My tape is rather old. My turn. I'm going to play this. New one on Orange Milk.

What's that? It's a label out of, I guess, Ohio? I think Dayton. I think it's Keith Rankin and Seth Graham who record under Giant Claw and the names his mama gave him. Showing some respect. I think one of them lives in Dayton

and one of them lives in maybe somewhere else in Ohio. Hello. Just put out a batch not that long ago. Hello. Yeah, hello. Please. Funny story. Swimming pool by...

Welcome to McDonald's. May I help you? I'm Bernie Sanders. Why is Bernie Sanders welcome to McDonald's may I help you I'm Bernie Sanders why is Bernie Sanders working at McDonald's why does he talk like that I'm not questioning that part that's spot on that sounds perfect Hans Appelquist

hey guys Hans Appelquist it's me from Sweden you buy this tape $9.50 from Orange Milk we go skateboard to mall you are a bundle of energy no but seriously this fucking tape this guy does like listen to it 10 times

he's like a film score composer from Sweden. He's been making music for a couple of decades, I believe. Mostly for film and on some very Swedish labels, it would seem. But Orange Milk, I think they're surfing SoundCloud. They're out there surfing the old SoundCloud. Darn it. They're on the internet. They're getting on the internet.

I build pretty good computers. They're finding the good stuff, the sweet stuff, the sugary stuff. What's on the cover there? Isn't that neat? I think it's a mommy and daddy wrestling. They're roughhousing. They're being wacky. Be wacky. Out in the water.

With a little emoji orb floating around in front of them. They're being wacky. Be wacky. I already have that tape. Out in the water. Yeah, they're out in the water. With a little emoji orb floating around in front of them. The emoji orb? And a grand piano, too. Oh, a grand piano. It's nice. It's a good one. Man, this artwork.

That artwork's ridiculous. Who did it? Did Keith do it or did somebody else do it? Open it up. Cracker open. Let's see. Cracker open. I just want see. Crack her open. I just want to share this with you guys.

No. It doesn't say? Visual art by Hans Applequist. I hate when people are this good at more than one thing. Yeah. It's like if you're going to make the sounds on this are incredible. Pick one thing. Save some stuff for other people.

Yeah. I don't get to do anything. I don't get to do anything. I don't get to do anything. He's probably going to do something. I bet he makes his own clothes. It's a really good tape. Oh, thank you. There's these voices in there.

They're just like... I think they might be the brown note. Oh, yeah? I think you... Don't be embarrassed if you get an erection, Dave. I think it's going to do something to your bloodstream. That's what the brown note does? It gives you an erection?

What's it do for you? I hear the brown note about four or five times a day. All right. See, I had a different idea about what the brown note was. I'm really, really going to get into that. Makes me feel gassy. So we're going to check it right now. Are you ready?

Let's check it out and see if it works. Hans Apelquist. Listen closely. Swimming pool cassette on orange milk. With age, time goes faster and faster. Soon it will all end. No. It speeds up and slows down. There's plenty of time.

Memories dissolve and fade away. No, they shift and turn into patience. Walking around on his feet and feeling nothing new ever happens. No. Something's turning. Something's coming her way. They are sensing something that they've never sensed before. She's alone at the swimming pool. Who? No.

They're coming. They're coming together. All around the world, there's a painting of a glowing couple. A stream of smoke travels between them. They are tasting something that they've never tasted before. James will always feel homeless and lonely. No feelings come and go. Come and go. Come and go. Come and go Okay. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wow.

What even is that? Good. It's so... The whole fucking tape, man. Yeah? The whole tape. Hans Afelquist swimming pool multiple pictures

speaking of painting pictures look at the inside of this J card that's Greco Roman wrestling right there originalist that's just people celebrating their strength right there yeah they're doing some wrestling they're just doing some wrestling is that an empty swimming pool? no that swimming pool's got water in it.

Two strong people. They're very strong. Look at the power. It's just humans just wrestling. Roughhousing. Just a little roughhousing. I'm so excited. You are a bundle of energy.

Dropped it everywhere. All right, Ian. Oh, boy. What am I going to do? so excited. You are a bundle of energy. Dropped it everywhere. Alright, Ian. Oh, boy. What am I going to do? I'm going to say that tape and that Fire Tools tape are two of my favorite tapes of the year so far. We played Fire Tools last time. You did, Ian. Yeah, that tape is killer, too.

Ian, this is... Have you ever done two episodes in a row in the past? I think this is the first time. I learned some skills. That's one of the skills I learned some skills. Back to back. That's one of the skills I learned. Doing back to back, huh? One of the skills you learned.

It is. That's a big Masonic number. Be wacky. Be wacky. All right, Ian, what do you got? Let's check it out. Let's check it out and see if it works. This is another mailbag grab.

No, it's not. Hold on. Come on, let me have a little fun. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. Welcome to reality. Come on, you can't just play that whenever. Dave, I'm actually... Please.

All right, I'm not that upset. What do you have scared me? don't do stuff that scares me that really scared me because I thought I time traveled when you played that I thought I traveled through time I got worried Ian's got something to say what's the name of this group Moonhead Moonhead

that's a hillbilly noise band the name of the tape is that's hillbilly noise the tape is called Cypress Rosewood. They don't have the name of the group on here. They just have the name of the release. But what I love is on the inside they have

What are you telling me? It doesn't say Moonhead anywhere on there? It doesn't say Moonhead anywhere. But it has all the gear they used on the release. Charlie, what are you trying to tell me? It's code, man. Is this a map? They got a reverb thing. A reverb thing?

Oh, the reverb thing? I can't read what it says. It's too scary. Reverb's too scary because I would think there's a ghost. They got a looper on here. Recorded September, November 2016. And what's the name of this project moonhead moonhead man this is out on cbr i've never heard of that yeah when you told me you were reading this anybody when you told me

you were playing this you said cbr i thought you were abbreviating uh castle bravo records oh but you weren't, were you? I wasn't. A little trivia there about how I'm like a beautiful mind up there. Things are always running through that place. Because I'm pretty good at this stuff. That's one of the skills I learned. All right, hand that over to me.

I don't want to see it. The cover art on this is sick. Let me see it. I'm just going to give you everything in pieces. And how did you figure out it was Moonhead? You went online? I did a little sleuthing. typed in cypress rosewood i already have that tape it says cypress rosewood across the back what's this a comic book on there i don't know

collage very colorful oh yeah it looks almost like a on the inside like a um what am i thinking of like a like maybe old Not Not Fun tape? What's that? Or a... Kind of looks like if you know those old typography maps, if it sort of came together like a blob.

That's like a goblin, look. Being thing. It's like a goblin in there. That doodle's a goblin. It's way too scary. Ian, how... How dare you bring this into my home? It's way too scary. Ian, how dare you bring this into my home? It's way too scary.

Bright as a clear orange shell with the sticker on it. It's like an Alice in Chains. Remember when they did that? Yeah. Oh, my God. You could spot that from a mile away. You could. When you were in the store and you saw it from a distance

you knew that what it was it was it was green it was the only one it was the only one that was green pioneers yep they were pioneers it's a shame what they did to um kurt cobain they're leaving oh my god they're doing drugs to each other they killed him with drugs all right we're gonna play what is What is this, Ian? Tell me about this. Please. Please tell me about this. I don't really know much about it.

I just picked it up because I liked the cover. It's a really good tape. It's a long one, though. I think it's... I already have that tape. Maybe C-92 or so. C-90 something, yeah. I see the label on their band camp.

It says, Gunsuckers Anonymous established 1994. We love demos. If it's weird, scary, or just good, I'll probably put it out. That's nice. If it's just good.

If it's just, if you send us something and it's scary, I'll put it out. Did you get the tape I sent you? Yeah, and it was scary, so I'm going to put it out.

We're gunsuckers over here. We're just a bunch of gun suckers. Yep, listen to it ten times. He got a virus. Alright, well let's get into this and see if it works, okay? Alright? Let's do it. Okay, Moonhead. Cypress Rosewood. CBR number ten.

They play a reverb thing. Listen, if you hear the reverb thing, give us a call. so so so so Thank you. so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. moonhead y'all like moonhead they playing with critterbone down Moonhead. Y'all like Moonhead? They're playing with Critterbone down at the... Moonhead. I love Critterbone. We saw that Critterbone tape. They're playing down there at the mower farm.

The mower farm? What's the mower farm? That's where they play the fest, man. That's what it says on the flyer or on the Facebook event. Yeah, you turn... The address is where they play the fest. Go to the creek, turn left at the tire. Go up the hill, you're at the mower farm.

Is it a tire swing or like a tire that's just an abandoned tire? You gotta ask. You don't know where it is. So you don't know what it is either. Oh, I know where it is, but you don't. Moonhead. What label is that on? Where did we land?

CBR. CBR. You think that stands for something maybe three inch cbrs no i'm not getting into that again thank you that was fucking tight man that was a really good tape yeah yeah very good to my humble opinion in my most humblest of opinions i must do i must do declare my most humblest of opinions. I must do declare my most humblest of opinions. All right, Davey boy, what do you got? I can see in your face that you like those two. You're doing those not just for us and the fans, but you're doing it for yourself. And that's what true art is all about, Dave.

Doing it for yourself. Doing it for yourself. You're doing a good job. you're doing it for yourself. And that's what true art is all about, Dave. Doing it for yourself. Doing it for yourself. You're doing a good job. You're doing yourself a favor. I'm going to play this one that came to us from Helen Scarsdale Agency. I love the name of that label so much. That's a good one. This is a tape by Jim Haynes, who I think he runs Helen Scarsdale Agency. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I would believe you. I think he runs Helen Scarsdale Agency.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I would believe you. I think so. There's been multiple Jim Haynes releases on the label. That's clue number one. That's clue number one. Dave, what kind of picture?

Clue number two is... I feel like Dave's going to map up with pushpins all over it right now. Clue number two, if you look at the pushpin... What are you trying to tell me, Charlie? Well, I went to his Discog page. Okay. I had to get around the spiders. So I went to Discogs.com. Pretty damn scary.

It's all ones and zeros. All ones and zeros. But I found the back door. That's a big Masonic number. And I scrolled down the page. Oh my goodness. You're a bit of a hacker, aren't you? I do a little bit of whizzing. I'm a little bit of a computer whiz. Yeah, I'm a whizzer myself.

So the last few words of his Discogs write-up says, he is the lone occupant at the Helen Scarsdale agency. Dropping a little hint. Huh. Dropping a little hint. Huh. Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. Interesting. So

I cracked the code. I went through the back door. You're a glove shoe over there. Went right to the main frame. I choked off the virus. And here we are. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. So this tape's called Throttle and Calibration. Oh, that's the new Fate of the Furious 4. Throttle and Calibration. Oh, that's the new Fate of the Furious 4,

Throttle and Calibration. Fate of the Furious? Yeah, that's the new... You mean Fast and the Furious? Yeah, that's the new Fate of Icarus video game. We're up to like 9 or 10 on that one. We're up to 69 or 10, I think. That's a big masonic number.

Hand that over. That looks nice. So all the Helen Scarsdale stuff comes in this. Some of this like sepia tone artwork, would you say? Yeah. Kind of like brownish, maroonish. It's a little bit more on, it's verging on the maroon. It's getting into an area where you might be comfortable calling it

in the maroon purplish family. Very nice paper. Looks very serious. It's always sort of framed like that, right? It's not like the full panel I don't know what you would call that

where it's like a window kind of yeah it's cropped oh this is nice paper it is tastefully decorated it is tasted it's very tastefully decorated

you don't have any room for those anymore no it's all all lips yeah all lips Dave you should see it I got a color

I got them all color coded and in different like areas you should really it's all all lips. Dave, you should see it. I got them all color coded and in different areas. It's really a site for sore eyes. You know, some people paint or do poetry. This is my artwork. Ian, pass that over. I want to see it. That is a nice paper.

It's got a tooth to it. It is very nice. These photographs on each panel. A little bit of text. Oh, two-sided. That's nice. that is a nice paper it's got it's got a tooth to it it is very with all these uh these photographs on each panel just a little bit of text oh two-sided that's nice sometimes they don't give you the other side all source material collected from the active crossover archives with recordings and sounds by tolukey bartosik richard e I'm not going to read all these fucking names. Yeah, so there's like a... Tell me, Dave.

Tell me all about it. Active crossover series. Okay, tell me what that is. Simon Wedham. Okay. Who the hell is that? Put together. So a bunch of people got together

and, you know, did some jamming and recorded some things. So I cherish these moments in life. I think Mr. Haynes maybe used some of that material and recontextualized it into his own important piece. You think he's related to Corey Haynes? Oh, most definitely. You think they're probably brothers, right?

Twin brothers. They're twins. Let me see Twin brothers. They're twins. Let me see the tape. Pass it over. They're identical, but they look way different. But scientifically, they're identical. I just think it would be pretty interesting. Throttle and calibration. You want to get into this?

I would love to get into it, Mike. 40 Thrillies on the label from 2016. Let's play it today. Jim Haynes, Throttle and Calibration on the Helen Scarsdale Agency. Is it agency? I feel like I just fucked it up. I got to rank it out here.

I'm getting my mojo back. It burns. Thank you. I don't know. so I'm going to go to the right. The so so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do it. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to go ahead and do it. I'm going to go ahead and do that. I don't know. Jim Haynes. I want to play with like a ball of foil now. Jim Haynes, the underwear man. Jim Haynes. Made his fortune through underwear. Wearing them.

Made his fortune wearing underwear. Jim Haynes. I don't deal too well with pressure, guys. I like that you always follow it up. Because it really does sound like a transition. I don't deal too well with pressure, guys. I like that you always follow it up because it really does sound like a transition scene. That's an addition of 150. Still available, Dave? What do you know about that, Dave?

Chime in. Yes, I believe so. Chime in, buddy. All right, you ready to take this out? Episode number 101. 101. Man, we over the hill. It was good being with you, boys.

It was good. Yeah, you too. Yeah, let's take this out. Take this out with this Pulse Emitter tape. I'd like to thank Mike. I'd like to thank Ian. Let's thank Joe for... I cherish these moments in life.

He tried to make it. He gave it his all, but he couldn't make it tonight. I'd like to thank the producers, the Chrome Dome. He got a virus. I'd like to thank Illuminated Path for sending us the ET. An Alarmed ET collector card. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. I'd like to thank Donkey Lips for that incredible YouTube channel.

I'm pretty good at this stuff. I'd like to thank Capstan for keeping our world safe, keeping our streets clean. You are a bundle of energy. And I'd like to thank the bomb. I'm getting my mojo back. All right. Welcome to reality.

All right, Paul Sumitter submitter tape on finery I believe from late last year 2016 uh through the portal Dave you did a tape on finery finery yes I did uh you know I had I found out Mike you did a tape on finery as well didn't you I I found out about yours through the internet yeah oh yeah yeah I like you didn't you? I found out about yours through the internet. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You didn't even bother running by me or anything. Let me know you were doing it or if that was okay. I don't like to be surprised by these things is all I'm saying. I like to find out. I thought we were

friends. We are friends. Sometimes I like to surprise you. Sometimes I like to go on the internet and get you on the internet instead of in person. Gotcha. And it might get exciting at times. Through the portal. Findery number... What was the end of that?

What was he talking about? It's really hard. Even watching it in real time, it's hard to figure out. It can be a tough one. Findery number 79. That's a big Masonic number. Rachel Maddow! Pretty tight artwork on this. Let's see. My name's Glenn Beck. a big Masonic number. Rachel Maddow! Hey, hey, hey! Pretty tight artwork on this.

Let's see. My name's Glenn Beck. I like how his impressions are all just saying who he is. That's a good sign that you're going, Hi, this is Barack Obama. It's a good sign

that it's a spot-on impression. I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. I build pretty good computers. Look at this far-screen shell. Nothing on it, though. I'm going to write something on that. He said that this one is loosely based on A true story?

True stories They made them into sci-fi books They're called Hyperion Oh Liz reads those Yeah they're real good Hyperion I read the first one I'm on the second one now It's about sort of like a group of people

Who are sent to a planet As pilgrims to be like Sacrific sacrificed to this weird monster. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. You know what? It's really scary. Well, you're ready to take it. I need to read some new stuff.

Just checking it out. I need something that's not like real life to read. Why that, Dave? What's going on? Everything's totally normal. Everything's totally normal. Everything's completely normal. Welcome to reality. Alright, let's go out on this

fine tape. From late last year, 2016, Pulse Emitter. If you kids keep listening to those tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business. What is that from secrets i like you dave you're you're pouring sugar all over everything tonight and i like it i like these new sound clips what's your idea of good music i feel so blessed i just wanted to tell you guys

how blessed i am paul submitter through the portal oh thanks to tapehead city for sponsoring uh Be wacky. Please. Thanks to Tapehead City for sponsoring the episode. Tapeheadcity.com. Use discount code... Tabs out. All caps.

One word. 15% off. Buy some tapes. 15% off. Get that Jerky Boys 4 tape. Yeah, tell us how that is I bet it's not as good

I bet it's really bad I can't imagine it being very good no I hope it came out recently I hope it came out like 2008

saw Rosenberg's shoes fall off for the you know 50th time no that would still be pretty good I'd still enjoy that

it's a classic um alright Paul Smitter let's check it out and see if it works Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End