Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #102 | 04.15.17

Episode Date: April 15, 2017

Tölva, Bary Center, Paladin, Terence Hannum, Samantha Glass, DJ Voilà, somesurprises, Prana Crafter, FKM2007, NOL, Theo Nugraha, Bridget Feral, Valise, Dominic Republic, Complainer, Old Maybe, and Taiwan Housing Project.

Dave. Mike. Let me ask you something. Shoot. And just a simple yes or no. Have you ever in your life had to, just any of these things, needed to get blank cassettes?

Yes. Hold on. Wait till I'm all done. Needed to get a cassette duplicated? Yes. No. Wait until I say them all. Needed to get blank tapes.

Yes. Needed to get a cassette duplicated. Yes. Needed to get cassette duplicated. Yes. Needed... Oh, I keep thinking you're done. It's going to be more to list. Okay. Needed to get cassette supplies.

Yes! I'm sorry, I'm getting excited. Like, Narelle... What are you trying to tell me? Well, what I'm trying to tell you, big guy, is you're going to want to head over to tonight's sponsor, duplication.ca., duplication.ca. Duplication.ca.

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Oh, okay. You might need to get new, I just got new belts on the Nissan last week. Let me tell you, I had to get a tape deck repaired once, and it was not a good experience. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. You had a bad experience with that. Very bad experience. Facebook.com slash dupe shop CA or duplication.ca

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It should be a mustard cassette with a ketchup leader. That would be nice. I was going to say a double cassette. Let me turn this off. Dude is tracking. I was going to say a mustard cassette, ketchup cassette, double cassette. Yeah, in a brown vinyl box. You beat me to it.

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You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. This tape? We're going to play some Kassims. This tape. We're going to play some Kassims. This tape. We're going to play some Kassims.

That's a good label, too. We're going to play some Kassims. It's scary. We're going to play some Kassims. Time's up. We're going to play some Kassims. Too scary. We're going to play some Kassims.

30 years later. We're going to play some Kassims. Bummer. We're going to play some Kassims. About everything right? We're going to play some Kassims. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kassims. Bummer. We're going to play some Kassims. About everything, right? We're going to play some Kassims. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kassims.

They hear me like, we're going to play some Kassims. 30 years later, we're going to play some Kassims. Yeah, I like everything right. We're going to play some Kassims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Tabs out. Oh, what's going on, Dave?

What's going on, Mike? Did we really just start over? Yeah, we did. I'm so confused. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 102. I read something the other day. Yeah, I read. That's really old.

I read something. 102. 102. And human years? Podcast years, it's about middle age, I think. That's a big masonic number. I read something the other day. Somebody was like, how come in podcasts they say the names of the number of the episode

in the beginning? What? That's the dumbest question ever it kind of got me thinking it's like yeah why it's like you have to listen to them in order or anything you don't but it's nice to know you don't have to read magazines in order but you know but they put the issue number you're okay that's you make an excellent point christ now i'm scared of my thoughts i have no clue if my brain's working right. Well, you should be. Tabs out. Let's say the number one more time. Tabs out, Cassette Podcast, episode number 102. Wow.

Wow. And that's it. Thanks for listening. And we'll see you on episode number 103. Do you think we'll say the number in the beginning of that? Most likely. I'm going to say most likely. We're doing things a little... Would you say, Dave, if I had to ask you a question, and I don't mean to catch you off guard,

so get your footing, would you say we're going to start things a little differently this time? Yeah, if you haven't noticed, people that should be paying attention, because you're listening to something, Joby is not here yet. He's not here yet. We decided we're going to just...

We're just going to jump right in. We're just going to jump right in there. And just get started with Adam. Yeah, well, you know, get the bed warm for him. I can go to an amusement park. I can do anything I want. You know, we'll get started. We'll play some tapes.

Darn it. And then maybe Joby will just wander on here. He gets here kind of late. He does. He's a working man. He's a working man. He's a working man. He works late Friday nights. You know, he's battling that rush hour traffic.

He got a virus. Yeah, I-95, you know. So let's start. He got the 95 virus. It's the worst one. It went from bird to highway to Joe. Jesus. Are you

volume pranking me right now? I think you just blew my ears off. That's pretty cool. Let's start it off. Dave, you start it off. Let's do a double banger. Let's each pick a game. Why don't we start it off together? Since Joe's not here, let's dance. Yeah, let's play together. I was at a kids

pool party the other day. What were you doing at a kids pool party, Mike? I just show up there sometimes. And some lady was so perfect, I almost lost my mind. She was like, people were talking a little bit of politics. And she goes, you know what I say sometimes? And she kind of looked around. You know what I say sometimes? I call him Donald Dump.

And she really laughed. And I thought, are you trying to give me an idea for a character right now? All right, let's do it. That's good. I like Donald Dump. Bottom line, I just want to let everyone know, I was at a kid's pool party. It was in New Jersey. Very nice.

Very nice. It was a huge community. You went all the way to New Jersey for a kid's pool party? Dave, I'm going to let you know, it was worth the toll. It was worth the toll. Bridges are too scary. I don't like going over them. I did it twice to get there.

All right, so what are we playing? You go first. What do you want? I'm going to play this Tolva tape that came out on Blight. Blight? Blight Makes Right. Oh, yeah?

Label out of Washington, D.C. Where all those clowns are? Where all those clowns are. Oh, Jesus. All right. You know what I say sometimes, Dave? Fuck the system! You know what I say?

You know what I call them sometimes? I the system You know what I call him sometimes? I say Donald Dump I have a few glasses of wine I call him Donald Dump What are you playing? Blight? Something on a label called Blight This tape Manu Daga

Debut full length solo effort From Eric Slight That rhymes with Blight It does. Thanks. That's funny. I don't think it's on purpose. That makes it even funnier.

Too funny. What's the name of the project or the band or whatever it is? Tolva. Tolva. Tolva. Let me see it. Who is Tolva? Tolva is Eric Sleight.

That's it. Got that blue Narogakis. Ooh, this is a nice presentation. Very beautiful. Very nice. I like the rare blue back Norelco case. Ooh, this shell is nice, too. Have we played this before?

We have not. I feel like I have this tape. You gave that to me after you're welcome yep you know what i call sometimes dave i call donald dump this is nice edition of 60 it was made on mondays it was made on mondays during 2015 to and 2016 like it was only recorded on the monday it was only recorded on mondays at blight Studios. How many Mondays? Wait, the label. You think that's somebody's bedroom?

Yeah, of course. You clowns in DC. How many Mondays do you think it was? Like two? Well, how many tracks are there? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. That's a big Masonic number. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. That's a big Masonic number. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

And most of them are dates. 11-2, 11-30, 11-23. 10 or less. I'm going to say it took 10 or less days. This is tight, Scott. What is it? Is that a mountain? 10 or less Mondays.

Is that a mountain or is that some kind of like diamond on the cover? That's a good question, Mike. Thank you. Maybe it's ambiguous on purpose. I am. Oh, just like me. I'm going to follow this up with a Barry Center tape. I am Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I forgot about this. I forgot all about this. Oh, my word. You know what I'm going to do. I call him Donald Dump. I'm going to play a Barry Center tape. My tape is rather old. Oh, just dust. A tape Barry Center tape called Just Dust.

A tape on a label called New Body. New Body, huh? New Body. Play a track called I think I got it queued up here to a track called Interference. Listen to it ten times. You like this one then. I do very much.

Very much. I think that's a jellyfish on the cover. Let me much. I think that's a... Is that a jellyfish on the cover? Let me see. I think that's a jellied fish. A North American jellied fish. A North American jellyfish. Too scary.

I don't know. I think it might be the top of an alien's head that got blown off. It really caused a havoc on my system. So let's get into here. The toll of a tape. I think that's what jellyfish are, actually. It's just like the tops of alien heads that got blown off, exploded in space

because of the pressure. And they just ran down in the ocean. And they're just stinging people. Are you supposed to pee on a jellyfish thing? You're supposed to pee on jellyfish. Like right now, should we just go do that? It scares them. I do!

Alright. Tolva, Manudaga cassette on Blight followed up Barry Center Just Dust oh I figured out what Barry Center meant

you wanna hear? oh I thought it was his name no it's uh I thought it was Mr. Barry Center the center of a mass of two or more bodies

that are orbiting each other. Little history for you. Little, you know, little history for you. I learned some skills. Let's do these tapes. Here we go.

Oh my god, this is going to be so exciting for our listeners because after these tapes, ladies and gentlemen, none other than Joe B. will be in the studio joining us live. It's exclusive. for our listeners because after these tapes ladies and gentlemen none other than joe b will be in the studios joining us live it's an exclusive the beekeeper normally i pour sugar on that shit all right here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so tolva and barry center yes i can't hear anything if barry center just dust cassette on new body before that tolva uh on blight tolva with umlauts over those speaking of umlauts the guy who has a dog named umlaut joe b that dog died like two years ago. He ran up all the time.

That dog's dead? Yeah. You know what? It's all coming back to me. That dog is dead. Mike, you're such a dick. Rest in peace. You had a dog. It's not like it erased the fact that you had that dog. No, I had a dog. Oh. Hey. Joe B. just showing up. Here's the tapes we just

played, Joe. Oh, what did you play? If you want to take a look at them. That top one's the Tolva tape. Tolva. And then the Barry Center. And guess what? It's your turn to play a tape. Nice. Joe B., I like it.

I'm so, I don't know what's going on right now because you walked in on late, and now I'm already peaking, but I'm rock hard, and you're kind of like... That's why I didn't want you to start without me. Have you on the phone there? What are you doing?

No, I was looking up something about Barry Center, but I can't remember what it was. I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. So you're trying to look up something about Barry Center, but you don't know what you're trying to look up.

Yeah, I can't remember. Funny story. We'll play the cops. All right. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. Joe B.

Joe B. I just wanted to tell you guys how blessed I am. Alias, The Beekeeper. You going to play a tape, my friend? Yeah, I want to play this Paladin tape. What do you got?

Paladin. What do you got? Paladin. Tell me more about it. What's it on? Milo. No, Mild Peril. Joby, before I forget, we got a tape by a project called Dookie Berenger.

Yeah, I was going to tell him that. What label is that on? I don't know. I don't want to say because it might be wrong. I hope that's his birth name. You think that's the person's real name, Dookie Berenger? Yeah, he was the kid doctor. Dookie White.

He played for the Red Sox. Third base. Was that his real name? Yeah, Dookie White. Hand me the tape. What are you playing? Paladin. Dookie Barringer.

Let me see it, because you said the name of the label, but I have a note here, and it's not matching up with my note. I think it's two labels. Become Eternal. You know what? I looked this up. It was very confusing. Yeah, what's the deal?

Well, Become Eternal is one. Mild Peril is kind of like the person who does this project, Chris Gilbert. I thought his name was Chris Paladin. That's what it says on the inside. Liar. I think that's kind of like the person who does this project, Chris Gilbert. I thought his name was Chris Paladin. That's what it says on the inside. I think that's kind of like a monitor. I already have that tape. I think the person's real name, the name his moms gave him, was Chris Gilbert.

Paladin is one of his projects. I believe another project is Mild Peril, or maybe it's another thing that he does in some capacity, but I don't know what it is. Job of the Hut. I don't think it's that. My theme. I like the sticker it comes with. I like that.

Oh, what is that? A coffee cup that's a duck? What is that? Yeah. It's a duck with a coffee cup head. Be wacky. I didn't even notice the coffee cup. You just blew my mind. Yo, really? Yeah.

That's the first thing I saw. Yeah. I guess I didn't really look at it. Well, figure it out, man. Figure this shit out, guys. Joe B. has not heard any of these, by the way. And remember, I want to take a good look at it. There's two.

It's definitely... You dropped one. You said it was too late. I can't see, goddammit. I can't believe you didn't notice coffee cup right away with a duck bill. And speaking of Milo, as you said, you said, I can't believe you didn't notice

coffee cup right away because of the duck bill. Why would that be the first thing? I didn't say because of the duck bill. I said, and there's a duck bill. You didn't say and. I'm expanding on this. And then the glasses, like Milo, the Descendants. It said, like, and there's a duckbill. You didn't say and. I'm expanding on this. And then the glasses,

like Milo, the Descendants It does look like Milo. What was that little? That was my new sound effect. You didn't like it? Do it again. Huh? Do it again. Alright, hold on. What are you playing now? What's that game where you flick the piece of paper into the trash can and the fan's blowing it around?

Is it Minesweeper? No, I just put something on my desktop and then I just put something in the trash can. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. All right, well, let's get into this. But now I need that file. I just put it in the trash. Can I undo?

Yeah. Let's do this on your free time. I can do it. I can do it. Is this... Speaking of too scary Look at this guy, look how mean he looks He's too scary

He does everything on this tape And I mean everything Does he do some of the stuff that the other noise acts won't do? They won't do it But he does it, he says fuck it I'm doing it How do you think he's saying it? I don't know if he has that accent Fuck it I Fuck it, I

do. That's what it is. Remember that lovely music tape I played for you yesterday. Alright, let's get into this Paladin tape. My theme? Is that what it's called? My theme? My theme? Is it my theme? What do you think?

My theme? Yeah. That's it. All right. Let's check it out and see if it works. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, he's just thrusting. Paladin. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, no. Paladin.

Paladin. Lou, what was that, Dave? Become Eternal, number 11. Paladin. What was that, Dave? Become Eternal, number 11. I gotta say, Chris Gilbert definitely didn't sound as angry as you look inside. He looks really mad inside. Angry as he looks inside?

On the inside of the J-Card. There's a picture. On his feelings. No, he looks really angry. He looks like he might be in a hardcore band. This guy. That wasn't what I was expecting. That was legit crazy good.

Dave, I like some of your comments. I'm not going to repeat them because I'm not going to put you on blast like that, Dave. Listen, I just agree with you guys. That one stayed in the tape player for a little while. I'm going to tell you, not too long, not too short.

Because I'm pretty good at this stuff. Alright, Davey boy. Davey boy. I should put my jukebox out of business. Alright, you big dummy. Go. Be wacky. Let's do this. I'm going to play a newer Umarex release

Newer Umar Newer Umar Newer Umar Newer Umaro Numero One Well if it was Numero Uno If it was a newer Umar and it was Numero Uno That'd be Just stop talking

Terrence Hannum Terrence Hannum Terrence Hannum I got copy number 7 Lucky number 7 That's a big masonic number Terrence This is good shit man This guy's in Locrian

I don't want to say his last name Andre Andre Oh Foise We've been over this ground before I don't want to say his last name. You don't want to say it? Andre Fawzi. Oh, Fawzi. We've been over this ground before. Big time. We definitely covered this.

I don't know if we ever landed anywhere with it. 100%. He did an intro for a show, so he said Fawzi or something like that. Yeah, Fawzi. That's my favorite Muppet. Oh, man. But I'm writing 80% of the time.

Tape's called impiety? A new one on Umarex. Impiety? I don't know that word. I don't know what it means. Let me see. I'm so stupid. Is that like not pious?

Dave, you're so dumb. Is that like the opposite of being pious? Dave, you didn't wear it so little. Where is it? This is Umarex number 105. Joe B. I can't read This is Umarex number 105. Joby. I can't read text horizontally or vertically.

One moment. What else came out of this batch? Mux? How do you say that? I don't want to say the... Mux? Yeah.

Is that how you say it? Yeah. Mux. Mux. Mux. What else was in that batch? Do I have it up there on the shelf?

Or did other people get it? I bet Ian got some of them. I forget what else was in the batch. You know what I would like to see? What? It surprises me that no label's ever... Just a strong man carrying you?

Mike, shut up a minute. No label's ever done this before. Figure this shit out, guys. Just print real small somewhere on the tape the other tapes that came out with the batch. That's too much to get together. No, it pretty damn scary. That's too much to get together. No, it's not.

Yeah, that's way too much to get together. Too much to get together? I think it's a good idea. If you run your label like that, it's always batches. You're saying if you always do batches. Explain to me on that. First of all, explain the artwork. Dave, I want you to explain the artwork for this,

and then after that... What does that have to do with what I'm talking about? I want you to... It's just in general, the podcast. We're just doing a podcast on tape. Welcome to reality. I want you to explain the packaging for this, and then tell me where on this you would put the...

He wants you to do the part where we overly explain... Where you would put the... So you want me to explain what the tape looks like... For everybody. And then tell your idea. Tell my idea. Joe, be quiet. Of where it would go. I would say that, okay, so this is like, I don't know

if you guys have ever seen Umarex tape, but it comes in one of these Brad packs, which is, you know, cardboard. Look at the Brad pack. I like the color. Who was that? Beautiful gray. I thought he wasn't allowed here anymore. Who was that? That wasn't Trump?

No, that was Donkey Lips. They're all Donkey Lips. They're all Donkey Lips. They're making a whole spreadsheet of Donkey Lips. That's all Mike does anymore is just Donkey Lips clips. I'm excited. An exclusive deal with Nickelodeon. Go, Dave.

So, you know, it comes in a Brad Pack. It's a nice gray Brad Pack. I don't know if that's a Brad Pack. Is it a Brad Pack? Let me see. Or is that like a special? Oh. That's like a number. I don't know if that's a Brad Pack. Is it a Brad Pack? Let me see. Or is that like a special? Oh. That's like an Umarex.

I didn't see the two prongs. Two prongs? That's a two prong Umarex exclusive. That's not a Brad Pack. And then those little cutouts right there? Let's see. That's a whole other thing. Might be a whole other thing.

Well, it's similar to a Brad Pack. It's similar. They definitely seen a Brad Pack before. Oh, yeah. They've seen a Brad Pack before. It's a variation of a Brad Pack. So it comes in this variation of a Brad Pack before. Oh yeah, they've seen a Brad Pack before. It's a variation of a Brad Pack. So it comes in this variation of a Brad Pack.

That was my gang. Let's see, where would I put it? My gang in high school. The Brad Pack? Yeah. Sounds pretty interesting to me. So the artwork is like cropped out, kind of, you know,

smaller than, you know, it's not... It fits within the rectangle. It's cropped on the front, right? It's cropped out, kind of smaller than the... It's not... It fits within the rectangle. It's cropped on the front, right? It's cropped, yeah. And then there's this little text with the track list around the side of it. And then there's some printed on the Y-axis of the tape.

I just think it would be pretty interesting. It shows where it was recorded and stuff I think I would put it somewhere around there I think I'd put it on the back Put it on the back? Yeah Where would you put it Dave? I think I would put it

No I agree with Joe I would put it on the back Yeah Where? On the back On the back of the Brad Pack In his butt In his pee pee

Not there Mike where would you put it? In his butt, in his pee-pee. Not there. Mike, where would you put it? In his butt, in his pee-pee. Okay, let's hand this over. Oh, you know what? Taron Tandem does like collages with magnetic tape. Oh yeah, you were telling me about that. Yeah. So if you send

a tape here that's really bad, that's where it goes. That's where it's going. I got another idea. Instead of doing it that way, you could, you know, He's doing more stuff. He's doing another bit. Yeah, go ahead. So you could do it on the spine, right? You see how the spine has the catalog number here?

Sounds pretty interesting. Umarex 095. Yeah. Have all three, or say you have four in a batch, right? Yeah. You have them all stacked on top of each other, but make the one that it is darker, bolder. Pop out.

Yeah. Pops out. Yeah. Explain that again. So you have the catalog numbers for every darker. Pop out. Yeah. Pops out. Yeah. Explain that again. So you have the catalog numbers for every tape that came in the batch. Okay. On the side of the case. So imagine this Umarex thing, right?

Yeah. But smaller. There's the spine. And four. Imagine there's four. 95, 96, 97, 98. Oh, shit. And then you make 95 dark.

So you put all, like you put- The whole batch. All the catalog numbers. Just the catalog. Just the catalog number? Do you put the whole batch. All the catalog numbers. Just the catalog number? Do you put the artist name? No, no title. Just the catalog number. So put 95, 96, 97, 98, but they're all gray except one's like red? No, it's just a little

thicker. We'll let the boys in the lab figure that out. Make it stand out in some way. That's like me and Joe. It's like the same. So then you look at it on the shelf and this came out. Okay, this came out with three other tapes. What other three tapes were there?

And then you have to go look on your shelf and see what they were. Yeah, you got to do a little digging. I think you put every number that there is on there. Every catalog you start from one and just go with like 999,000. I think that's kind of why they put the number there, though. Like when you put a number, you don't have to put all the... Like, when you say you're, like, 21 years old, you don't say, um, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21!

It's a big Masonic number. I do that. Do you? Oh, Dave, this came with... Look up there. There's a little, like, a collection of his... Of, like, J-card size, like, 4 by 2 1⁄2. Are they up there? A little collection of his, like, montage... like four by two and a half. Are they up there?

A little collection of his montages, his collages. I think that's supposed to come with this cassette. So if you want to have that, you can have that. Oh, well, thanks. That's yours, big guy. You know what, Dave?

From me to you, you take that. Okay? It's just a gift. Listen, I appreciate it. And it might get exciting at times. Terrence Hennem. What's that? Empire the Cassette on Uma Rex.

But what about that tape? Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Good one, Joe. Terran Tanum. Good one, Joe. I haven't heard that in a bit. Yeah, it's been a while. I wasn't sure what it was. That was too scary. Terran Tanum. Empyrean Cassette.

Umarex number 105. Awesome shit, man. Empiety cassette. Umarax number 105. Awesome shit, man. Definitely too scary. It sounded just like that. Turn my headphones up, Dave. All right. Joby, you want to do a double banger? Yeah.

You want to go bam up with it? I just did one with your mom last night. Oh, come on. Why do you have to? There's several reasons. There's several reasons why you shouldn't be saying this kind of stuff, Toby. I'm not going to get into it with you, all right? Hi, this is Barack Obama without my teleprompter.

All right, I want to play a new one on No Rent by Samantha Glass. Samantha Glass. Samantha Glass. Hello? Introducing the confession. Yeah, hello. The C-28. Hello.

The best one. Darn it. The best one. It's funny that you keep saying that you keep saying hello because that reminds me of the telephone and NoRent has a noise hotline, a phone number you can call up and listen to a tape.

I think you told me. I've heard about that. I have a magnet on my fridge for the number. Maybe I'll look up the number while this tape plays and give it out. That's a really cool idea. Introducing the confession, NoRent number 47, a C28, edition of 100. It's 100 tapes,

but 50 are on gold and 50 are on pink. I feel like you don't see that as often. When people... I was going to say when people put out records. People still put out records, obviously. With vinyl, you definitely see more of a limit, like some on one color

and some on another color but not on tapes on tapes as much but look at this 50 gold 50 pink madison wisconsin project uh i know they have uh she has a tape on like sacred phrases and i believe something on like foxy digitalis i believe oh really? Old school. I have a note here. Joe, this will be fun for you. Oh, I love fun notes. Did you get the one that I sent you? Yeah, I did earlier. You're sending him fun notes when we were on the beach. I send him fun notes all the time.

If I find out you guys are doing something other than me, I swear to God, if I ever find a note. We were sitting on those long chairs on the beach. Or if it's like, one day, Dave's leaving, I'm like, Dave, you forgot your phone. And it's like when our shirt's off. One day Dave's like, Dave, you forgot your phone. And it's like one text message from Joe B. And it's like, why is Joe B texting Dave and not me? And I read it and it's like, hey, what are you doing this weekend?

I'm like, what the fuck? We should do that sometime. We should do things that we wouldn't normally do together. That's actually a good idea. We should all go to a sauna. Stacey's always trying to get me to go to the sauna. I was going to ask, is Stacey still give him massages? No, here and there.

What's your fun note? What's that? So Samantha Glass did a project called Anvil Dome. Does that name ring a bell? No. Remember that lovely music tape I played for you yesterday? Anvil Dome was on a four-way split on Housecraft.

And do you know someone who was on that four-way split? Who? Heat Conference. Oh, really? Yeah, me and you. Oh, me and you. I remember that. So that's our Kevin Bacon, our Seven Degrees.

Me and you were on a split. With Anvil Dome. With Anvil Dome, who was Samantha Glass. I just threw that tape. And I think Samantha Glass maybe, maybe, maybe. And here's another fun note, maybe, maybe, maybe. And here's another fun note for you, Joe, because you love him. And you'll always hang out with me and not with Dave unless I'm there, too.

I think that Samantha Glass might run Golden Cloud. Oh, all right. And didn't Golden Cloud do a tape for you, Dave? Yes. This is blowing my mind. And they say the Illuminati's fake. And they say climate change is real. Give me a break. Give me a break.

Give me a break. Ugh. Because I'm pretty good at this stuff. But I'm right 80% of the time. All right. And then you play tape, Joe. What are you going to play? Just seemed like I was here yesterday. No, I want to mention, though, before we go into that.

Look at this J card. Ready? Yeah. It's like if you're playing The Price is Right and you have to tell me when to stop, when there's going to be no more folds. Look at it. It just keeps going.

Oh, so many folds. There's so many folds. Stop. Oh, on both sides. I was right. All right. What do you got? I'm going to measure this while you get that.

I'm going to play this DJ Voila. It's called Dumbledogs. And look at the little dog. The little wizard dog. I love this cover. I love Dumbledogs. Did you ever collect those when you were a kid? Yeah, I had a couple. They were like the little dog. The little wizard dog. I love Dumbledogs. Did you ever collect those when you were a kid? Yeah, I had a couple. They were like the knockoff Beanie Babies.

Dumbledogs? Eleven and a half inches. That's how long this J card is. Like Doozak. It's almost a foot. Come on now. I had all the Dumbledogs when I was a kid. Yeah, I love that cover. That little wizard dog. The little wizard dog is great.

The colors are really good, too. You think that dog smokes weed? Yeah, that dog smokes weed. Let me say it. A little... Oh, oh, Dan's getting sleepy. Little wizard dog. This is a nominal loom, number 25, in addition of 100.

Ooh, 100's a lot. That's a big number. They did a tape on 1080p last year. DJ, voila. DJ, do you have to go like this? Do something with your hands? Voila. Do you want to play these two tapes?

I do. I'd love to. Let's do this. Well, that one too. What's that? I'm really going to get into that. Samantha Glass introducing All right. Samantha Glass introducing the confession on No Rent. DJ Voila Dumbledogs on Nominal Loom. Thank you. They are batteries that care about what you found out then Left to create the skin that you care about That you found out then You had to be a man to push me away

And you found that girl You had to be a man to push me away And you found that girl I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. My love, I'm leaving before you go. I love you before I'm sad. I leave you no matter how much we're apart. No matter how much your smell, your look, your kisses. I leave you no matter how many years of my life I remember. The years you waited for me. I kiss you until we die. I will never forget you.

Adil. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Samantha Glass. We back? Yeah, we're back. Samantha Glass, Introducing the Confession, No Rent, 47, it's a C28 edition,

100. It came out very recently. I bet it's still available as can be. DJ Voila, that came out a little bit ago, I feel like. Maybe 2016.

Oh! Oh! I could be wrong. Oh! It's a big Masonic number. Oh! Dumbledogs, Nominal Loom number 25. Solid fucking number. Dumbledogs. Nominal loon number 25.

Solid fucking label. Dumbledogs. What? I just thought Dumbledogs. Dumbledogs. That fucking dog, man. We do those look at these tapes thing on the website, thetapsout.com.

And that was on one not that long ago. Oh, was it? I didn't even notice. I said it was more, I think it was more of like, I said it looked like a card from a game, like a deck building game. Yeah, oh, definitely. Okay.

I think it would make a good tattoo design. I just want to share this with you guys. I might steal it. Brenna Crafter from Mindstream. No, no, no, no, we're not playing that yet. DJ Voila from Double Dock. That's what it was. If you kids keep listening to those tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business.

I mean, I got the next. I got what Dave, I got. What's that from? There's a spoiler alert, Dave. I wish I didn't say it. Spoiler? I gave it away. I gave it away.

I didn't even hear it. Like Red Hot Chili Peppers. I gave it away. Oh. What are you playing, Dave? I'm going to play two tapes. How many? I'm going to play Two Tapes. How many? I'm going to play...

That's a big Masonic number. I'm doing a lot of that tonight. Two Tapes. Three. No, I don't think so. New one. That's a big Masonic number. On Eater Down.

Three. This label. Whenever there's a new Eater Down, down i'm excited because that artwork fucking it's so sick i don't want to see both i just want to see one okay my still my favorite uh artwork yeah for any label totally totally beautiful and this is just the silk these are all silk screened right big time i think so right big What color is it? What was the color palette there? Yeah, I don't know. A weird maroon with the two weird greens.

It would say like aquafresh toothpaste and... No, it's lighter than aquafresh toothpaste. Is it? I guess some parts are dark. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. So aquafresh and... What's that thing?

Poisonous berry. Poisonous berry? I wouldn't eat a berry that was that color. No, that purple? Oh, I was looking at the light blue. Well, either one. That looks like a big weird E.T. lasagna. The cover.

I like how there's like an alien Snoopy sleeping on top of it. What is that? We're 100% sure these are screen printed. Hand me one. The color on it is like... Yeah, that's screen printed. It has to be, right? Why would you say it's not?

Because I can't feel the ink deposit. Joppy, if you look really carefully at the spine, you can tell that the ink is raised up off the paper there. You can see the texture of the ink. I don't know. The feeling. The touch. The feel.

The touch. The feel. This is definitely a screenplay. That's Cotton, right? Oh, big time. That's Cotton. Hell yeah. Big spot. Brought to you by Cotton. So anyway, I'm going to play Piranha Crafter. Which I just said I feel like a fucking dummy. And some surprises. Giving it away. Giving away the liner. I I'm going to play Piranha Crafter. Which I just said and I feel like a fucking dummy. And some surprises. Giving it away. Giving away the liner notes. I like the

artwork on this Piranha Crafter tape because there's like this little like outdoor porch or something that's on tracks. And there's a tree on it. Like a bonsai tree. On like a piece of astroturf or sod. This is all interpretive.

Sounds pretty interesting to me. And there's an alien Snoopy sleeping on the roof. Look at that thing, Joe. That is alien Snoopy. This is really, really scary and difficult. But wait, this thing's being carried? Did you say this about the slime monsters already?

I didn't talk about the slime monsters yet. It's like a parade, and this guy's watching. Oh, okay, I thought it was on Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. It's like a parade, and this guy's watching. Oh, okay. I thought it was on tracks. No, no. It's being carried like a goddess. That's insane. These are crazy, man.

Yeah. Both editions of 100. I believe some surprises is Natasha L. Surgeony. I don't know how to say the last name. I apologize. What would you say is in that tower? It's like an expanded band. And this is a duo with Josh Medina on guitars. I don't know, an egg?

It's like an organ of some kind. And Prana Crafter is Will Soul. It's weird that there's like a smokestack. These boys are just talking. I feel like we're in two different rooms right now. We're still talking about the artwork. How much does drugs mess you up?

All right, well, you ready to play these? I like how there's like a little like band-aid on the window of this house here. Hey, I want to see. I want to get involved in this. Hand this over. Let's board it up. Katrina just hit. Too soon.

Yeah, but I see what you're saying. Katrina just hit there. Big time. With this bed just floating around. Are they carrying him? Did you guys talk about that? Yeah, we talked about that. Sorry. I was doing something else. Alright, you ready to do these? I'm so... I already know what these sound like, so I'm so

ready to hear these. I hope everyone listening is so... You guys,, so I'm so ready to hear these. I hope everyone listening is so... You guys, I hope you're so ready to hear these. You don't put my jukebox out of business. Let's go. We're going to start with... Let's check it out and see if it works. We're going to start with some surprises. Let's do some surprises, then

Prana Crafter. Here we go on Eaterdown. Still available. Eat her down. Eat her down, boy. What was going down The pastor's Don't believe when It started Saying he was

Leaving I'm saying he was playing Me and you We're coming soon Me and you We're coming soon For me and you are one same Like a great fire with no flame In the middle of the night It came and will never Come again

But if you're feeling sorry Don't waste your heart All we ever had is where we are And I'm with you In ways I can't explain Me and you We're gonna stay Me and you

We're gonna stay Me and you We're gonna stay We're gonna stay We're gonna stay Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. um Some surprises and Piranha Crafter. I like those little licks at the end. Hell yeah, man.

That was a much needed break from reality. Because things aren't that cool right now. I don't know if anyone's noticed. I don't know if you guys are keeping up on stuff. I don't know, man. My life is chill as fuck. Yeah, my life's pretty good. a much needed break from reality because things aren't that cool right now. I don't know if anyone's noticed. I don't know if you guys are keeping up on stuff. I don't know, man. My life is chill as fuck. Yeah, my life's pretty good. Oh my goodness. That sucks.

Welcome to reality. Yeah, it's... Is it any crazier really than it was 10 years ago? It really caused a havoc on my system. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Psychologically. Yeah. Psychologically.

Yeah. And yeah. And I mean, you mean for us three? Probably no. No. No. Welcome to McDonald's.

May I help you? I'm Benny Sanders. I still don't get that one. I still don't just get that what he's doing there. But that was nice. Those two tapes. Rachel Maddow.

Hey, hey, hey tapes Rachel Maddow Rachel Maddow alright whose turn is it my turn I am Arnold Schwarzenegger okay what do I want to play I'm going to play you know what you know what's going to make me feel good please

I know what's going to make me feel good this tape right here FKkm 2007 hello is the name of the project fkm 2007 name of the tape if you must know is sounds of the corrupted waters how do you say like the a with the e attached to it that they use like what did they use in like encyclopedia hello hello how do you say it A with the E attached to it? Oh, I'm not sure how you say it. What do they use in encyclopedia? Hello? Hello? How do you say it?

I don't know how you say it. How do you pronounce it? I'm going to just say escape sounds is the name of the label. I must need a... Escape sounds number eight. It's a C35, edition of 30. I must need a problem with my eye. And when you listen to it,

when you listen to it, you think like, the whole time I was listening to this tape, I was like, you gotta be- It's really good. It is, like, no joke. It's really fun. Listen to it 10 times.

Come on. No joke. What's your idea of good music? Oh my god You've got to turn this tape off You guys got to quit Fuckin' with me How long are you going to do this?

I already have that tape Where can I get a good chain wallet? Alright That one's good It's almost hey you can't really tell when i'm listening to this it's first of all it's fucking insane the whole tape is fucking insane darn it it made me very happy when i was listening to it um and then when i'm and i'm also thinking like i bet you this is like 12 year olds making this and i looked i looked them up on like discogs or something and it was like vocals by dreck and instrumentals by tweak or and they're doing drugs to each other and the picture

of tweak or it's like a little it's a little kid and i think it's him i think yeah i don't think it's a joke i can't wait to see this it's going to to be very, very good. I didn't know exactly... Do tell! I didn't know exactly what to... Sounds pretty interesting to me. I didn't know what to pick. This is really, really scary and difficult. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary.

I just think it would be pretty interesting. I found one interesting thing here. Sounds pretty interesting to me. I just want to share this with you guys. I didn't know what to pick exactly. But I settled on something. I believe it's on the B side, a little bit towards the end, maybe in the middle. Listen closely

to the tape I played for you yesterday. It's going to be, I believe, I forget what I got it at. Maybe two tracks. I can't really remember. Let's just throw this on. I think we're all going to enjoy this. Are you ready? FKM 2007 sounds of corrupted waters

let's check it out and see if it works I must need a problem with my eye Thanks for watching! Thank you. do do Thank you. Thank you. so Toward Apple Miller, true beckon. Toward Apple Miller, true beckon. Toward Apple Miller, true beckon. Toward Apple Miller, true beckoning. Toward Apple Melody, true beckoning.

Toward Apple Melody, true beckoning. Toward Apple Melody, Shrevegan Toward Apple Melody, Shrevegan Toward Apple Melody, Shrevegan Toward Apple Melody, Shrevegan F cam 2007. That's crazy. That was like a preset on a keyboard, like a sample song.

Yeah. Just like mild effects. What happened? Why can't I hear anything? What are you talking about? Because you're dumb. Oh, because I turned you down. I'm sorry, my family genetics.

Joby, I showed Joby the picture of the kid on Discogs. How old would you say he is? He's like your daughter's age, right? No, no. 12. How old's your kid? Nine. Really?

That's it? Yeah, that's it. You think this kid's 12? Yeah. What would that put him in? What grade? Seventh grade? Sixth grade?

Yeah. Let's take a moment to applaud your daughter's it. You think this gets 12? Yeah. What would that put him in? What grade? Seventh grade? Sixth grade? Yeah. Let's take a moment to applaud your daughter's instincts. I don't know. Why would you add that? Why would you have that on the ready? But yeah, man. It's just a fun tape. Yeah, it was insane.

And like I was saying before, those clowns in D.C. and those clowns in Washington, every once in a while... I can go to an amusement park. Hey, turkeys. So you play that. Yeah, you're Jojo Bay.

Let's play this NOL... Nothing too scary. NOL tape. Nol? Nol? Nol and Void and void and that's not anthology what's that yeah well i guess that's a collection what's an anthology in general like collected collected works i don't know what label this on what labels this label is this on, Mike? I think it's kind of like a self-release thing.

It's like... Pretty damn scary. Null Music 2007. Yeah, it's like a... Well, it says CRO2. I wasn't sure if that was the label. What was that? So I want to play the B side. If you guys are done goofing around.

Yeah, it's like a self-release thing, but it's called null music. They put out their own stuff. Isn't that neat? I believe. Paul Hartman and Jack Weir. Hartman and Weir. Hartman and Weir. Two guys. Hey, now we're Hartman and Weir. We're having

fun and it's not weird. And we're sitting here and we're up on the street. So everybody eat ice cream. Ice cream for everybody. Hey, we're Hartman and Weir. Everybody likes when we eat strawberry ice cream

and we tease the fat kid because he can't have none. Wait, what is Capstan doing here? Why did you show up? Well, there you go. See you later. So here, B-side of this tape, please. Who is Nol? I just said it, right?

You said it, yeah. You said it, baby. What's that? A police officer on duty. What are you playing over there? Nothing. I like this purple, this tethered purple. I'm watching cops.

I get my cops. You know what I say, Joe? You know what I say sometimes? You know what I say, Joe? You know what I say sometimes? You know what I say? Donald Dump. Holy shit. This J.C.R. This might be... Hold on.

No, it's not bigger. Give me a drum roll. Is this a drum roll? You think a drum roll. You think this is bigger or smaller than the Samantha glass? Is that like sushi? Yeah. Do you think there's a drum roll?

11 and a half inches. What is it? What is it? Eggs. Eggs. No, KFC. Eggs, KFC, chips, and ketchup. And mayonnaise.

Oh, yeah. Everybody eats well-done steaks with ketchup on them. He likes his steaks well-done with ketchup. With ketchup. Now, see, I don't eat steak. What does, like, is that not a good thing? No, you're not. You don't do that, right?

You don't do that. Because a steak, if it's good, you don't even need it. And why the fuck are you putting ketchup on it? You don't need it. You don't need ketchup. You don't need a flavor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We'll get to the ketchup in a minute.

You're jumping ahead. How does he have it cooked? Well done. Now, is there a problem with that? It makes it really tough. Yeah, I guess most people like it. Like a man, like a marble man. A real man.

A man would have it rare. Rare. Rare. Like that's like hardly cooked. Hardly cooked with blood. Is that safe? Yeah. Because that's what men do. Yeah, Mike. And who cares if it's not safe? Because of the prostate. Unless it's ground meat, then you don't

want to do that. How do you eat that? With a spoon? You want to cook that all the way through. Yeah, you want to make that gray. The only way that meat gets bad is if the air touches it first. And since you have a cut of steak, you could just sear it. Everything that the air touched. It cooks all the germs out.

Right, okay, yeah. Why are we talking about... And then the ketchup. You were asking about meat. I was trying to give you a little bit of information. And then the ketchup. You don't use the ketchup on it. Please. No. Do you use... Salt, maybe a little salt and some pepper. Yeah, a little bit of information. And then the ketchup. You don't use the ketchup on it. Please. No. Do you use salt? Maybe a little salt and some pepper. Yeah, a little salt and pepper. That's it. What about like a steak sauce? Don't they make steak sauce?

They do make steak sauce. Now I'm confused. Yeah, well, A1. Isn't A1 a steak sauce? Yeah, A1 is a steak sauce. In the steak sauce catalog, it's the first one listed. I think you put that on it and then... Make it into a sandwich? What was that? A panini press? You can put it on dumb steak.

Oh, you can put it on dumb steak. On dumb steak? Dave eats dumb steak. Hi, I'm Dave. Try Dave's brand dumb steak. We got the dumbest... Like Bobo's Steakums. Made from the dumbest cows around.

Our cows have to pass a six-step series to make sure they're truly dumb. First, they have to fall into a well. Why are we talking about this? If you kids keep listening to those tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business. Oh, do we not play the Noel tape yet? Not yet.

I've been waiting for you all day. It is a long J card. It looks really cool. Yeah, it looks really cool. Noel anthology, Noel music. It came in like a sleeve. No, that's enough. We already said enough. Oh! Thank you. Thank you. Wow, wow, wow. Thank you. Wow. Outro Music Wow. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know what that was, but I like it. I think I did drugs.

I like that. That tape was insane. NOL. N-O-L. Anthology cassette on NOL Music. The third. I think it's the first tape. I think they did like two CD-Rs or something.

It's really good. It is really good. That's a C-50 edition of 50. Didn't talk much about the... I love the logo. That's sharp. Yeah, the logo's really good. That's a sharp logo. It's sharp. That's like C50 edition of 50. Didn't talk much about the... I love the logo. It's sharp. That's a sharp logo.

It's sharp. That's like pure... That's a movie from 1982 and somebody comes back from the dead. I like the big four panel portrait. It's beautiful. It's sharp. It's a sharp one. They sell this as sharper image.

Let me look at the inside of that. I'll let you look at everything you want to look at, Dave. Look at that clear purple. I know. It's nice. Look at the shell. The silver and the black. It really pops. It's sharp. You made a sharp product. You made a

sharp product. Sounds pretty interesting to me. Sorry, Davey boy. Stop. Sounds pretty interesting to me. Sounds pretty interesting to me. pretty interesting to me I'm going to play a little bit From this Sounds from

Samarinda tape This compilation on noise bombing Oh I know what this is Right This is Sean Stelfox Guy from around here. Local guy. Boss Battle is the name of his project.

And Stelfox. I think he records under both. Currently living in Indonesia. He goes there for about a year at a time. I guess. Do some teaching and stuff. He teaches pottery. He's a pottery guy. I don't know if that's it. I think that's it. He travels the world. And he teaches pottery. He's a pottery guy.

I don't know if that's it. I think that's it. He travels the world. Pottery without borders. Got acquainted with a local noise down there. Yeah, he went to Indonesia, right? In central Java, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Is he still in? Why not? I think he still is in the same place. Yep. And so he started a label. And this is the first tape on the label and it's a compilation

and I'm gonna play a Theo Negraha normally I pour sugar on that shit and who is this? Theo Negraha do we know who that is? do not know who it is do not know much about Mr.

This is the first release on the label, right? Number one. A C-45. Now, are all these recordings like noise bombings that they've done? That's a good question. Noise bombing is when people will show up at a place. These knuckleheads will just show up at a place, a public place. A park that has an outlet. A park that has an outlet.

Just show up there like a couple of screwballs. and then plug in and until the cops come. And then you gotta try to explain to the police what you're doing. Too scary.

And then you have to explain to the police. Let me see it. Pass it over. No one gets it. And then you go to jail. So all five of these folks are from Samarinda. Indonesia.

Indonesia. What's he cutting these covers with? Scissors? Probably. They don't have it. It's a little... I want to get a little sharper on that one. The last J-Card was really sharp.

This one, not so sharp. All right, Sam. Out of the trunk. Still available? No! Van Gamp? I can go to an amusement park. Alright. And what are we playing?

Thurgan Theo Third fucking time. Noise bombing number one. What are you talking about? This is too scary. I'm sorry. Thank you. The Thank you.. Now, what do you think, Grandpa? I'll take it first. Take it! Hurry! But how about my cow? I don't have any money.

That's all if you agree. Take me! Hurry! Please, please! Yes, okay. Come here, come. MUSIC PLAYS The The The The The The

The The The The The The The The The old man went home while licking the goat's feet. But suddenly he remembered a strange sign. The goat's feet were tied with a rope.

The old man felt guilty about his mistake. When he got home, he immediately went to the goat's feet. The goat was tied to a tree. When he finished, he the cat was gone. The cat was gone. The cat was gone. The cat was gone. The cat was gone.

The cat was gone. The cat was gone. The cat was gone. The cat was gone. The cat was gone. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that.

I don't need that. Hey, I don't do a car. Oh, my God. I'm going to die on fire. Fiona Graha. Are we back? Yes. Come on, man. I'm in the zone out here. I got to put my headphones on.

Get in the zone. I got to put my headphones on. Yo, rest in peace, Charlie Murphy. What did you bring up here? That was crazy. What do you got, Joe? Did you bring the chips up? Oh, shit. Those are pierogies.

I forgot the chips. You are so dumb. That's cool. You can just give me a pierogies chump. Hey, give me the pierogies chump. You think that's ever been said in a movie before? Hey, give me the pierogies chump. Isn't that A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bang? Don't be serious. Don't be serious, my pierogies Slater.

What was his name? He was always talking about pierogi. Skeeter. Skeeter's favorite snack. Pierogis. Pierogis. That's a good snack. Sometimes he would zank the class and order a bunch of pierogis. And the teacher would be like, skeezer.

All right. All right, go. We ready to go? Yeah. What's this tape? He said, I thought we were in pierogial school. Pier right, go. We ready to go? Yeah. What's this tape? I thought we were in parochial school. Parochial school. Good one.

Did you give this to me? Parochial pun. I love parochial puns. Yeah, I've said that before. Parochial pun. I love parochial... Check out my new website, parochialpuns.com. Parochialpuns.com.

For just for the... I'm trying to think of a pun for potato, and I just can't do it. It's just not coming to me. It's not coming to you. It's just not coming to me. It's hard. Normally, I pour sugar on that shit.

Joby, you want to do a double slammer? Yeah, I'll do a double slammer. I already have that tape. Hold on. I get to go first. It's my turn. Oh, it's your turn. All right.

I'm going to play... Oh, thank you. It's going to be a triple banger, because I'm going to play two tracks from this comp. You son of a... Don't call me out, my friend. Is this what I want to play... Oh, thank you. It's going to be a triple banger because I'm going to play two tracks from this comp. You son of a... Don't call me out, my friend. Is this what I want to play? Yeah, yeah, this is what I want to play because I got it all planned out.

One moment. Secret Map, Volume 1. Too scary for Dave. No, that wasn't scared. That wasn't scared? No, that was surprised but interested. Yeah, let me ask you, Mike, I wasn't scared. That wasn't scared? No, that was like surprised and like, but interested. Yeah. Let me ask you, Mike, about this secret map while we're talking about it, because I've

been really curious about it. I did. In all fairness, I brought it up. Yeah. You're right. So... Hold on, hold on. If it pleases the court, I'd like to gerrymander that the witness did break...

I brought it up. You brought it up. Yeah. Yeah. And Dave's interested. Okay. Then filibuster, Your Honor. Strike out the record. You brought it up. Yeah. And Dave's interested. Okay. Then filibuster, your honor. Strike out the record.

Can I please strike out the record, your honor? Your honor, if it pleases the court. Yes. Joe, if you haven't picked this up, you're the honor. I am the court. Joe's the honor? Yeah, in this situation. He's the judge and jury.

And illustrator. You're the guy who draws the thing. Can I be the bailiff? You're the bailiff. Hold on, hold on real quick. Call me crazy, but I think, and I don't want to get too far off track of this, I think the bailiff should be called the bailiff

and you should have to take him out before the case is done. He should be pulled out. That's why they call him the Bayleaf. I'm going to play two tracks from Secret Map. Mike, let me ask you something about the Secret Map while we're on the subject of Secret Map. In all fairness, Your Honor,

in all fairness, Secret Map... Let me see the cover of that again. I'll get this question out of the way. They're the same kind of colors. They are kind of the same. Conjecture, Your Honor. Sorry.

Restrained. Restrained. Filibuster. All right, go ahead. What's your question? Secret map, volume one. I would like to nominate a secret map. So this secret map, is this a map for the location of a secret?

Or is this map itself a secret? The map itself is a secret. Okay, so you're asking me, in all seriousness, you're asking me, is it a map to something secret? Or is it a map that you're not supposed to know about? Yeah. Secret map. Secret map.

I'm going to say it's a secret map. Like it. Secret map. I'm going to say it's a secret map. Like it's a map that you're not supposed to know about. That's what I think. Because who would make a map for where a secret is? Anyone with common sense. No, you don't make a map. Then somebody might find out where it is.

But if the map itself is secret, you made that. Okay, well, if it's a secret map for a secret... Hold on, I still haven't figured out mine. This is a scary lizard dragon. Because mostly maps are in a conspicuous place somewhere. This cover is pretty incredible, though. You got to admit. Let me see that. Look at the colors. I'm not going to admit it. It's like a five-color silkscreen.

Yellows and pinks and greens. And it is like a map. It's like an old walkthrough of a computer game, but redrawn sloppily. There's like a microchip on the front. It's incredible. Two silver tapes inside. Dave, open it up. I'll say what we're going to play and then you can read some of the other names.

I'm going to play two tracks in a row. Bridget Farrell and Valise. Both from this Untergang Institute is the name of the label. Number five.

This was an edition of 200. It's a label from Berlin. But Lance from Philly. Yeah, Unjoint. He's on here. He silkscreened the I guess he made the covers. He's also featured. Unjoint. He's on here? He's silkscreened the...

Oh, cool. I guess he made the covers. He's also featured. Yeah, who else is on there? Container, Profligate. Scenes from Salad. Via App. We played Via App before, right?

Oh, we have, yeah. Valise, Joe B., you'll remember this. Dave, maybe you will too, but Joe, I think you will. She was in Sufi Nun Squad. Oh, yeah. You remember Sufi Nun Squad? Yeah. The TV show?

They would sing about, I don't know. I don't remember any details besides I can kind of visualize the 7-inch. They would clap, and they would have readings fun. Oh, okay. They'd let you know that reading was a good thing to do. Or like, you know, like, So kids music. Like, no clowns, those clowns in D.C. Those clowns in Washington.

In a fun way. Yeah, now let's go, you know, I think they would like, maybe they would ride like a fixed gear bike, but a tall one. Oh, alright. It was that kind of scene. Or am I totally misremembering that? I think maybe they would ride a fixed gear bike, but a tall one. Oh, all right. It was that kind of scene. It was that kind of scene.

Or am I totally misremembering that? All I remember is maybe kind of visually the 7-inch. I feel like I had a 7-inch. It was hand-drawn, like a people, maybe. A people. I remember people. Black and white, perhaps, the colors. No, I remember colors.

Yellow, green, red. Oh, interesting. Now with the... Your Honor, I'll gerrymandering the witness, Your Honor. Alright, so I'm gonna play

those two tracks. I'm gonna play those. I'm gonna play What are you gonna play? A track from this Dominic Republic tape called It's called

Dominic Republic Go on. Hello Island. Oh, hello. Oh, hello island. That's stupid. Now do you think It's very tropical sounding. Now do you think that's an That's stupid. Now, do you think... It's very tropical sounding.

Now, do you think that's an island with the name Hello? Or do you think that's someone saying hello to an island? Like someone saying, Hello Island? No, it's Hello Island. Or you're like, welcome to Hello Island. That's where me and Dave went last summer. Yeah. Wait a minute.

To Hello Island. For a beach trip. For a beach trip to Hello Island. Now, two questions. One is that when you say for our beach trip, it makes me think like you have an established yearly trip. It's called that because it's the first island you see

when you come into America. Hello! That's what the Statue of Liberty is on. Hello Island. Don't rub it in my face. It's biannual because we do another one in the wintertime. It's a different one. The Poconos.

We do a cruise in the wintertime. It's a different one. The Poconos. Yeah. We do a cruise in the wintertime for the salmon run. In Alaska. We see the whales. Yeah. It's really nice. You know I wouldn't go. Why wouldn't you just ask me? It's beautiful.

It's kind of just our thing. Yeah. Can we just have something just between us? Here, take this This tape's on Origami Sounds Origami Sounds number 27 Did you already go over this

What's it about I was just going to tell you about the cocktail that we ordered With two straws in it Two straws Yeah it was the big blue one with the smoke in it And we saw the Northern Lights. Joe, I asked you. That was crazy.

I asked you one time. I asked Joe one time to get a drink with me with two straws. You said you didn't like that. Was it his idea? How about me and you go shoe shopping, big boy? Oh, that's something you guys can do. You're going to take me to the irregular footwear shop? Yeah.

What do you wear, two different sizes? Three. Three different size shoes. I don't want to get started on my foot problem. All right, let's get into these tapes. The Secret Map, Volume 1, Double Cassette Comp on Untergang Institute. Two tracks from that, Bridget Farrell verrill valise and then dominic republic hello island origami sounds I'm sorry. um Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You guys are rubbing that in my face.

To the Grand Canyon. Three. It was beautiful. Tracks. Three. If you like three of something, you're going to love the next thing. Three healthy meals and snacks. Yeah, two tracks from that Secret Maps.

Two's great, but three's a crowd. Bridget Barrel and Bullies. And then Joe B., Dominic. Was it Dominic Republic? Dominic Republic. Tape on origami sounds. I'm really digging the vibes.

I gotta tell ya. I'm having a good... I just wanted to tell you guys how blessed I am. Please. I'm feeling pretty good. I'm pretty good at this stuff. Should we take this out? Let's take it out.

I'm gonna tie this up. I'm gonna tie this up with a rock block. Should we take this out? Let's take it out. All systems go, Michael. I'm going to tie this up. I'm going to tie this up with a rock block. Joby, you got some guitar for me? Oh, you want guitar? This is the first ever. This is Mike's rock blocks, number one. Dave, give me some kind of effect or something. Deepen my voice or something like that, man.

Come on. Come on, man. Oh, come on, man. Give me a deep of effect or something. Deepen my voice or something like that, man. Come on. Come on, man. Oh, come on, man. Give me a deep one, man. Give me a deep one, man. No, this is actually pretty good. I like this one. All right, man.

You ready for Mike's Rock Blocks? Coming at you live from Tabs Out. All right, cut it loose, boys. Quit it. Give me my, uh... Give me my normal thing. Quit it. Come on.

Be serious, boys. You're too scary. That's enough. Toby, grow up. Get out of the sugar. Come on. Normally, I pour sugar on that shit. Come on, man.

He got a virus. All right. I just get so excited. I do want to end this. I want to end this with a rock block. Because we got a few tapes over the last maybe two months, maybe three months, something like that, of stuff we don't normally play.

That was good, good man do that again oh this is negative It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... It's...

It's... It's... In his butt, in his... Joe, do it again. Come on. Caused havoc on my system. Those are good vocals. All right, let's get into this rock block. Get it. Be wacky. Be wacky. Be wacky. In his butt.

In his pee-pee. All right. You ready to get serious? Can I say it without that happening? Yeah. It's not going to trigger it, is it? You swear? You promise?

Okay. I'm going to try it. You bet. I'm going to end this with a rock block. Three tapes. Uh-huh. I've got over the last few months. And, you know, they all came around the same time.

And I was like, I want to play all these together. Little two-minute chunks maybe of each. They remind me of a matte picture. The year is? The year is 19. 1998. You got some 7-inches. Maybe you got the new vacuum records just updated their website.

All right. And you ordered three 7-inches. You're psyched. That's probably what? $3 postage paid? Nine bucks? Nine bucks. You're probably only going to get one and a credit slip. Because Vacuum Records always gave you the credit slip.

Or very. Was very a distribution? Very a distribution, yeah. There used to be a lot of them, right? Yeah. Or are there still, but we just don't know who they are? No, no, no. There's not anymore. Now there's the internet. The internet. Yeah. What is that exactly? It's a series of tubes.

I build pretty good computers. Turn the effect off on that. Complainer, floodplain, already dead tapes. Already dead number 236. Old maybe. Piggity pink. Piggity, piggity. Piggity Pink. Ramp Local. And Taiwan Housing Project.

Velvet Death Mask on Kill Rockstars. Complainer. Played the second track called Shoplifters. Right? It says here it was recorded in a laundry room in Germany. They're small.

Those German laundry rooms. They're very precise about how they do stuff. And efficient. Come on, man. Oh, I didn't. There were no connotations on that at all. All right. What's going on now?

That's my German ingenuity. Volkswagen. For some reason, they don't sound... Do you remember ChromTech? They don't sound like ChromTech, but they remind me of ChromTech. When I hear Complainer, I think, I'm going to go listen to ChromTech now.

I'm going to finish listening to this. I remember when I first heard ChromTech, and I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? I didn't like it. Old Maybe. I still don't know if I like it. Piggity Pink, Ramp Local.

Ramp Local number 30. It's a short tape. The same stuff on both sides. There's somebody in the band whose name is Jazz Adam. Like my butt. Same stuff on both sides. And what did I think when I heard this?

Do you remember that band, The Cranium? They did a split with The Makeup. I haven't heard them in a long time, but I feel like they might sound like them. Cranium? They did a split with The Makeup? No. I haven't heard them in a long time, but I feel like they might sound like them. I'm just going on. I'm going on to guess. Your gut.

I'm going on my gut. And then end it with Taiwan Housing Project, Veblen Death Mask on Kill Rockstars. Kill Rockstars 619. What's that? That's a big Masonic number. Play the last track, the title track. Veblen Death Mask. Killing Lunsford from Little Claw.

Mark Frieden from Hairy Pussy. Too spooky, Donkey. It is scary. I like this. We could do this for a while, right? I do. It's really off the hat on my system. All right. All right. All right. The Taiwan Housing Project

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