Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #103 | 05.11.17

Episode Date: May 11, 2017

staticnosis, Haha Mart, Cabo Boing, Acid Fountain, Long Distance Poison, Nonhorse, Lisa, Orthodox, Olson and Billington, Sam Gas Can, Rangers, Skyjelly, Fletcher Pratt, Convivial Cannibal, eelxb, dschulez, [klsr], and Lester, Nowhere.

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The sky's the limit. You can do anything with music. Within limits. They actually have a slogan. What is going on here? I lost the tab here. That's me. I'll get to that in a second. I think it's new machines for new music, I think is what they call it.

They're making your... You know when you want those sounds to get wacky? I love wacky sounds. You like wacky? Yeah, I like is what they call it. They're making your... You know when you want those sounds to get wacky? I love wacky sounds. You like wacky? What do you like more, wacky or scary? I like wacky that is scary. I like scary if I'm with other people. The look on your face when you say that.

Dwarf Craft Devices, they're making effects pedals. They're making Eurorack modules. They're making... What would you call that, Dave? Like that pedal you have in front of you, Happiness. The Happiness. This is a newer thing that they put out recently. It's a multi-mode filter that it's like a high-pass, low-pass, band-pass, multi-band filter with resonance.

With resin in it? With resonance. Okay. Resonant filter. And it's got like, it's got an onboard triangle LFO. You can change the rate of that LFO. But what I'm getting at, not to cut you off, it's very exciting what you're doing right now.

But it's a standalone pedal. Maybe you're using it. And then what do you do? You patch that into your Euro rack what do you do you you patch that into your to your euro rack is what you do yeah it's got cv inputs and it's got uh and so those are like you know three and a half inch or not three and a half inch 3.5 millimeter or tiny plugs you are so dumb tiny plugs is dave's nickname now now. Tiny Plugs. Tiny Plugs. Mini Jacks. Mini Jack outputs for your Eurorack.

We're listening to the background. It's also got input, so you can send stuff from your Eurorack into it. So you could change the filter cutoff with an LFO from your Eurorack if you wanted to. Dwarfcraft Devices also releases some music. We're listening to, they just put out a mixtape. A Dwarfcraft Global Media Mixtape Volume 1. That's what we're listening to in the background. Go to dwarfcraft.com.

Look around. Look at their stuff. Dwarfcraft.com. Here's what you're going to do. Here's what you're going to do, Dave. Dave. Tell me what I'm going to do, Mike. I like to get scary when I'm with other people. Sugarboys 17.

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Check out their pedals. Check out their tapes that they released. I think I've got a few things up. A lot to look around. They've been busy. Lots of new pedals. New machines for new not your old music. You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing?

We're gonna play some this tape. We're gonna play some this tape. We're gonna play some this tape. We're gonna play some Kasims. This tape. We're gonna play some Kasims. That's a good label too. We're gonna play some Kasims. They hear me. We're gonna play some Kasims.

I'm gonna play some Kasims. It's too scary. We're gonna play some Kasims. 30 years later. We're gonna play some Kasims. Bummer. We're gonna play some Kasims. Got everything right?

We're gonna play some Kasims. I have no clue. We're gonna play some Kasims. They hear me. We're gonna play some Kasims. 30 years later. We're gonna play some Kasims. Yeah, I like everything right. We're gonna play play some cassette. They hear me playing. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. Play the goddamn tape.

Tabs out. Tabs out. Cassette podcast. I got it, buddy. I got it. I'm on the wheel. Honk, honk. Cassette podcast episode number 103.

We already went over that. Of Tabs Out. It's a cassette podcast. You find it on any internet. Get it on your internet. Dave, I don't want to fight. Because Joby's not here yet. I want to fight. Joby's coming. You want to fight me? I thought we were going to have a nice time.

I like how we do these things now. Two is great. It's a big Masonic member. I like how we do these things now where me and you get a little... This is like our special time. Yeah, it is. Dave and Mike's special time we can just relax what's your idea of good music? just hang out just me and you buddy

give me some reverb give me a little bit of echo I don't know if I can give you any reverb give me a little bit of echo my boys just me and you Dave when B's not here it's just me Give me a little bit of echo, my boys. Just me and you, Dave. Wenby's not here. It's just me and Dave.

Wenby's away. Me and Davey will play. Play the keyboard and we'll play the cops. All right, grow up. Let's play a tape. Let's get something done before Joe gets here. Be mature in your life for one time. Just one time? Can I pick the time?

Right now. I'm going to go... My choice. I want it to be when it's cold. I'm going to go... But not too cold. November 5th, 2019. Okay.

Okay? Write that down. We can agree on that. We can agree on that. Let's play some tapes. That's when I'll be mature one time. Mark it down. I'm going to play a tape from Shadow Trash Tape Group,

which we've played some stuff from. Very fine label. Recently. We did. I was scrambling for it because I didn't know when we played it. I'm scrambling for the notes while you're playing the intro. It was episode 100. We played a tape by Nature.

Okay. I remember that. It's a really good label. They have a website. I have a note here. Hold on. I wrote it earlier when I was looking at their site. I was online surfing. Shadow Trash Tape Group. I said the website looks like what people in 1998 thought the

websites would look like in 2005. Yeah. That's exactly what it look like in 2005. Yeah. That's exactly what it looks like. I love it. Yeah, it looks good. Hand me this noise. Hand me this noise. Hand me this tape.

Static Gnosis. Static Gnosis. Self-titled tape. Yep. What's that? A bear on the cover with a bunch of static? What's that? TV interference?

Too scary. That's because you got that out. Maybe the bear has static gnosis. What's that supposed to mean? He's under static gnosis. Like you hypnotize a bear, but you use static. You can't hypnotize a bear, Dave. Man can't hypnotize no bear. Man can't hypnotize no bear, Dave.

That's a pipe dream. I did it. You want to get into this? How do you say it again? Is it static gnosis? Yep. I was muted the whole time. None of my sound clips were working.

Normally, I pour sugar on that shit. I was talking about the bear. This is really, really scary and difficult. I was going to say, all this cool stuff. Please. I'm hitting the keys. I'm like, what's going on here? Why isn't it working?

All right, you want to play this tape? Please. So we're going to check it right now. Static gnosis. I like that font they use on the spine there. What font's that, Dave? Dave's Font Corner. What is it?

That would be... What is it? Hard stab. That's one of the skills I learned. Hard stab. Yeah. Okay, good. Lowercase. Lowercase hard stab. That's one of the skills I learned. Hard stab. Yeah. Okay, good. Lowercase.

Lowercase hard stab. Is the H lowercase and hard stab? Yeah. But the S is capital? No, everything else is capital except for the H. Is the S the cool S with the six lines and then you connect them? Oh, like the thing you drew on your trapper keeper? Big time.

Yeah. All right. Let's get into this. Static notice is self-dial tape shadow trash tape group so we're gonna check it right now Thank you. The The The The The The The

The The The The The The The The The Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The I'm going to go ahead and do that. The The Thank you. Static gnosis. This is really, really scary and difficult. That was awesome.

Yeah. Joe B., joining us. Got here. He walked in. He brought a whole new light to the room. I forgot my computer, though. Joe B., that was from that label, Shattered Trash Tape Group. We played that.

I build pretty good computers. That nature tape on the 100th episode. Oh, okay. I remember that. Let me see it. I didn't get to look at it. Hold on. Let's see if he can guess.

What font is that on? You're right. Bloop. He got it. I don't know right, Bloop. He got it. I don't know what font this is. He got a virus. No, I didn't. Your grandfather had static gnosis, didn't he? Darn it.

What's that, a bear? We already talked about the bear, yeah. That's really good. It's a big one, boy. I think that bear has static gnosis, Joe. See, that's why it's laying down over there. one, boy. I think that bear has static gnosis, Joe. Oh, that's what's wrong with it? See, that's why it's laying down over there. Normally, I'd pour sugar on that shit. All right, my turn.

I'm going to play some. What do I want to play? I don't know. One moment. How many tapes do you play tonight? One, two, three, four, five, six. Six. It keeps getting more, Dave.

I know. But I'm going to group two of them together. Last time, I think you played eight. No. No. That's a big you played eight. No. That's a big Masonic number, Joe. Don't say that. How could you say that number in front of me?

All right. So what are you going to play now? Three. Three? But I'm right. Three healthy meals and snacks. I'm going to play my double dose, my double banger. What's that?

It's two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two tapes. They're both yellow. I'm glad you noticed that, Joe. I really am glad you noticed that because I noticed that. And that just shows the connection. I like that font. Dave didn't notice it,

so he's kind of like, with us, he's going. I like that font on the green one. The ha? You like that font on the green? Well, this one has a label on it. And I'm just saying, there's one with a label on it. Oh, just saying, there's one with a label on it.

Oh, okay. And then there's one with the green imprint. Ha-ha, Mark? Well, the, yeah, ha-ha, Mark. Let's try it again. We'll each do it. Joe, you go first. How do you think they say their name?

Mark. What about you, Dave? Mark. Oh, all right. Okay, good. It's a little dry. I'm just kidding. Mark. Who's a little dry. I'm just kidding. Mart.

Who's right? I think it's more like Mart. That's what I was trying to get you to do. Yeah, Family Denim is the name of the tape on, I think it comes out today or yesterday or a few days ago, depending on when you listen. So my neighbor just insulated his attic. Let's just jump right to that. Let's just jump right to that.

Let's just jump right to that. This goes with something. I'm sure it will. Do you know what he insulated it with? Family denim. It was denim. It's old denim. What's wrong?

That sounds pretty good. That sounds like a fire hazard. It's recycled denim, and then you roll it out in sheets. Wait, why would that be a fire hazard? Because it'll light on fire easily. Like you're putting just material up there. Okay. Yeah. figured like that would like dry rot and get really flammable i don't know but it's old is it like is it like it was

old family denim but is it like chunks of denim like you can see the pockets you roll it out no i didn't get really get a good look see i'm thinking like is he blowing it is it chopped no roll it you roll it i like turtles so I like turtles. So like. Like in between. It's an official thing though. Oh, it's an official thing. It's real. Yeah. Okay.

So it's like there's. No, he didn't. He wasn't out there with like bags of denim turning them into the insulation. Isn't that neat? It was. I thought it was neat. Put wires in different places. So is it like more efficient or is it just cheap?

It's more efficient. Yeah. More efficient? Yeah. Then like the stuff that makes you itch. What's that stuff called? Insulation. Insulation. They didn't even. Pink Panther is on cheap. It's more efficient. More efficient? Yeah. Than like the stuff that makes you itch? What's that stuff called? Insulation. Insulation.

Pink Panther is on it. Watch this J-Card foldout. Ooh, snap, girl. Whoa. Dang. It's a big one, boy. It is a big one. Yeah, look, it's got,

what is that? One, two, three, four, five panels, and then you got, of course, your spine and your thigh. It's nicely designed, too. Like old letterpress type.

I love that. Yeah, those letters. Beautiful. Yeah, it's very, and it's like a double, it's like a double, your spine and your thigh. It's nicely designed, too. Like old, like, letterpress. I love that. Yeah, those letters. Yeah, it's very, and it's like a double, it's like a double, it's like a reversible, you would say. Oh, like a parka, like a starter jacket. I don't actually know. Were they reversible? Maybe some of them.

I bet there was no rule that, like, stopped you. That's stupid. And then a little bit off this table. No rule that stopped you. Like the cops are going to pull you over and be like, turn that jacket back. Oh, thank you. That's stupid. And then a little bit off this tape the cops are going to pull you over and be like, turn that jacket back. Oh, thank you. He got a virus. Cabo Boing. Blob on a grid.

On Horde Records. Blob on a grid. Everything about this tape. Both these tapes are good, but this Cabo Boing tape may be one of my favorites. Looks like Peter Max. Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. It looks like Max's. Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. It looks like that. It looks like he has a lot of loose body parts.

What is that thing? What do you mean, what is that thing? Sausage head. That's like a children's TV thing made out of pool noodles. And he's like, ah! And look at the spine. The spine's like, it's so fun. Play that one first.

The back flap's insane. Don't tell me. There's four crazy portraits. Are these the people in the band? Three. Keep talking. I'll look up the... I forget.

Let's see what the inside looks like. If the outside was this good. I thought they smelled bad. The outside. Ham solos. Ever hear of them? Yeah, hello. This is pretty good.

Keep going. I don't like the text on the inside, though. What do you mean? What is it? It's all like, ooh. Oh, weird. Looks like an x-ray with somebody. Let me see.

There you go. Oh, no, it doesn't at all. Oh, yeah. Ooh, that's weird. It's unsettling. It is unsettling, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, and they used the Band-Aid.

Ah, don't do that. I don't mind. The label's so good, I don't mind. I'm never going to find this dude's name. Brian Esser, maybe. Maybe Brian Esser. I don't know. But let's play these tapes.

These tapes are so fucking good. Yeah, Brian Esser. Is it? It says it in there? Yeah. You had that information the whole time? I know what you were looking for. You're like, just keep talking, keep talking.

But I'm right 80% of the time. I'm cracking the code. Alright, you ready to do this? One moment. So let's go on this adventure together. Hand it over. Which one should we play first here? Dave, you get to pick. What? Dave gets to pick. Hmm, I wanna play maybe the...

Ha ha! Mart. He's going with the ha ha. Mart. Let's do the ha ha mart tape he's going with the ha ha ha ha mart let's do the ha ha mart

family denim nominal loon number small new new glasses 28 and then horde records

number 10 cabo boing those are new those are your statement frames I need a new prescription a new prescription

doctor doctor hold on hold on. It really... No? You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. All right, let's go. so I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Paris could help with that. Why cannot we call another?

Speak of nothing contrary to what is right. Speak of nothing contrary to what is right If you said you were true And returned to what is wrong That seems all too simple But it will come together As we build our show Your despair must be over With nothing contrary to what is right. Speak of nothing contrary to what is right.

Consume nothing contrary to what is right. is right is right What's going on? Ha ha, Mart and Cabo Boy. Ha ha, Mart. Family denim. Where did I put them?

Mart. There we go. Nominal Loom. And then I think that's, if it's not out right now, it's coming out very soon. And that music, that to me, that sounded like, what was that one department store? TJ Maxx.

Woolworth. Woolworth. That's when Woolworth first opened. That was playing. I think it was that far. Like when everything was clean and like, it was like,

like airline stewardesses were like who was working there. Like they had the uniforms on. Everyone was happy. It was the 50s. Everyone was all, people were wearing suits. I don. They had the uniforms on. Everyone was happy. It was the 50s. Everyone was all, people were wearing suits. I don't get that vibe at all. No?

From that music? From Ha Ha Mart? From Ha Ha? Yeah. No. No, what did you get? Ha Ha Mart? Some sort of circus.

What? Ha Ha Mart sounded like a rip-off cartoon theme song. Like the Samsters. Samsters. Darf! Darf is a, go get a cow. A rip-off cartoon theme song. Like the Samsters. Samsters. Darf! Darf is a... Go get a cow. Or like one of those not cartoons

where it's just a montage of illustrations. It's like something about going to the dentist or something and you have to watch it in school. This is really, really scary. And then Cabo Boing. We came up with a genre name for that. Where did we land? was it loop?

no zoop zoop music because what is that? you boys like zoop? oh come on not one no

he got a virus that's a big masonic number come on man come on get serious give me my tapes Mike Come on, man. Come on. Get serious. Hand me my tapes, Mike. It's the short pile next to your big pile. Well, here's two that I know are yours.

Here, take these two. It's a start. It's a start. We'll get to it. Pick one of those two. I don't want to pick one of those. Those ones should be the same gas can tape. There should be just one more tape.

Okay, hand me that over there, Dave. It's the hip-hop tape. It might be this one. There you go. You got it. I got it. Yeah. We're back on track.

We should have done all this earlier. Off mic. We do that one off mic. It's a big one, boy. All right, Joe, what are you playing? B's Corner. I don't know. A.K.A big one, boy. Alright, Joe, what are you playing? B's Corner. I don't know. A.K.A. The Beekeeper. Here he comes.

The boss with the hot sauce. Let's play this tape. Acid Fountain tape. Acid Fountain. What's that? Didn't Steve Bannon have an acid fountain at his house in Florida? Yeah. He did, right? He might have. Didn't Steve Bannon have an acid fountain at his house in Florida? He did, right?

He might have. This is really, really scary. Too scary. What's it called? Fawn addiction. Fawn addiction? Like you're addicted to fawns? Fawn-uh. Like flora and flauna. And addiction? Like you're addicted to it? No, diction. Like you dictated it. What'd you call me?

What'd you call me? Here's one thing I didn't notice before. So how do you say this label's name? Here's one thing I didn't notice before. Oh, I don't know. Well, they have a track name that's the name of the label. Oh! Okay, yeah.

That's pretty cool. How do you think you say it? H-Y-L-E with the little L? Heil. Heil. I don't think that's how you say it. Heil? Heil. I don't know that's how you say it. Heil? Heil.

I don't know. I have no clue. I have no clue. One moment. I think it's He-L-A. I think it's He-L-A. All right. So what is this tape?

Who is this? I don't know. Why is there a price tag on it? Because I bought a rainbow the other day. This was that rainbow? Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah.

I wonder how I got there. I randomly, I go in there sometimes. $4. Not bad. Yeah, not bad. It's a good price. Tax-free. It says four. You're paying four here. I wonder how I got there. I randomly, I go in there sometimes. $4, not bad. Yeah, not bad. Tax free. It says four. You're paying four here.

I already have that tape. You don't have this tape. Do you really, Dave? I already have that tape. I'd be wacky. I like this. This is from 2015. This is an early one for the label.

Oh, all right. And number three. Oh, all right. And number three. Oh, snap. Recorded in 2014. That's why it was on sale. That's a big Masonic number. Released in 2015. That's a big Masonic number.

Yep. Listen to it 10 times. This is a, I dig this. It's a very soothing vibe. These, like, what are these, rocks or something like that? They look like rocks. Meteors, maybe. Meteors.

Asteroids. It's a big one, boy. All right, let They look like rocks. Meteors, maybe. Meteors. Asteroids. It's a big one, boy. All right, let's get into this. Asset Fountain. Now, is it fan addiction? Fauna. I'm looking right at it. That's a little joke I play on my friends.

You're so stupid. I know. If you kids keep listening to those tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business. Let's check it out and see if it works. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Acid Fountain. Acid Fountain. All right, I got some energy now, boys. Oh, Dave's back. Yeah, I'm back.

You take a dip in the Acid Fountain? I'm back. That gummy wore off. I'm Oh, Dave's back. Yeah, I'm back. You take a dip in the Acid Fountain? I'm back. That gummy wore off. I'm feeling good. Hylee or Hyle, I don't know how you say it. They're a really good label. Check them out. H-Y-L and then an E and they put some funny, like a piece of a croissant above it or something

like that. A piece of a croissant. Nobody's really sure what that is. I'm always over 60% with my answers. How was your Easter? Easter? I'm taking it back. We're going back to Easter? I don't even remember. It was good. I enjoyed my answers. How was your Easter? Easter? We're going back to Easter?

I don't even remember. It was good. I enjoyed my Easter. Me too. Okay, moving on. Alright Davey boy. Is it my turn? Yeah. But are you guys going to play two things?

Are we playing two things? You want to do a double banger? Two strips of bacon? Do you have that one over there anymore? Yeah, I do. Or is that gone? No, it's there. It's still there?

I don't know where my tape that I wanted to play went. But I'm right 80% of the time. You got it? I got it. They were so happy when I found it. What are you playing? Joey, you're so smart. What are you playing? I want to play Long Distance Poison.

Long Distance Poison. Long Distance Poison. Keep going. Newish tape. Pretty new tape on Oxtail. Pretty new. Yes. Tape's called maybe Rio Modes. Who the hell knows?

Rio Modes? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. They always like, you know, there's always like some story behind their tape. I know! Some obscure philosophy or something. Oh, I like that black. This tape, there's like a video. The tape was music

inspired by something. I wonder what that's like. I hate when people are inspired by stuff. Get out of here. I've never been inspired by to make music by something that wasn't music. Right.

I want to make something that sounds like that. Right, right, right. But it's like not looking at a painting like, hmm. No lines there are evoking a feeling of, I have to go. It's like, Dave, where are you going? I have to make music. Dave, where are you going? We're looking at this cool painting.

I need my make music. Dave, where are you going? We're looking at this cool painting. I need my synthesizer. There's a video element to this cassette, right? Isn't there like a video thing you watch on the internet or something like that? I build pretty good computers. Oh, is there? It syncs up. Okay. I didn't know that.

I was wondering if he was just using video synthesizers. It says in here that he uses video synthesizers, but I was like, is he using them but getting sound out of them somehow or something? That makes more sense now that you say that. It's like Punk Floyd and the Wizards of Odd.

You like Punk Floyd? You like Punk Floyd? All we are is walls. Let me see it. Pass it on over. Ground control to Major Todd. Give yourself some echo and do that again, Dave. I like that. You like Pink Floyd?

Yeah, I love. I love. Erica Bradbury and Nathan Curley who are the duo that make up Long Distance Poison man this is nice this is really nice New York

they're an old acquaintance New York duo he's an old acquaintance I met this guy earlier let me look and find the tape I going to play something. He's Alder Quince. I met this guy earlier. Let me look and find the tape I want to play. Why is everything spread out everywhere? This tape's good as shit, man.

Yeah? Yeah, it's a good one. Anyway, while Mike's looking, I'm going to play a little piece of Side A. The track's called Artichoke. Artichoke. Maybe that's what he was inspired by. I don't like artichokes. Yeah. No?

It's too much work. What about like a hearts of palm? You gotta get, yeah, I don't, if I'm getting artichokes that are in a can. Okay, you're not like making it. Like you're even in the bathroom? Pulling. It's the only place Dave likes to use artichokes. We don't like potty. You are such a card. I do! Alright, and then I'm gonna play another New York art. You are such a card. I do!

I'm going to play another New Yorker. You guys ever been to New York City? The lights, the action, the statue full of liberty. What are you saying to me, Dave? You boys mind if I put my shoes on over here? The little shoes on. Oh, I don't want to call Dave. Dave's got his... Oh my goodness. I'm getting turned on, quite frankly.

But not in a sexual way. No. Dave, cut it off so I can explain what you're doing. Oh! Oh! Now what's happening here is Dave has tiny little doll shoes that he puts on his fingers. And he walks them across his keyboard at the top of the keyboard. It's a very nice dance.

Now, I have NSH, which is non-sexual horniness. And that gives me non-sexual. Hundreds are. You have hundreds. You have two non-sexual boners. How does that work? Non-sexual horniness? You'll never understand us.

Your wiener just gets really hard and goes numb? You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. I'm going to play this non-horse tape. Non-horse? Where the fuck did I put it? What is going on tonight? God, you're so fucking stupid. Non-horse tape.

I don't know why, but it says non-horse, I don't know why. parentheses, I think, X Vermillion? Is that what it says? I don't know why it says that. Let me see. Hey, Joe's going to figure this out, a.k.a.

It's all the twins. I met this guy earlier. What do you think, Joe? I couldn't crack it. You can't crack the code, can you? I can't crack it. Hand it over. Non-horrorist, this tape's called Nobody, Never, Yow, on five records.

It's five records, number five. That's a big Masonic number. It's a long one, boy. It's a big one, boy. It's a big one, boy. C-86. This is G. Lucas Crane. I think we all know that, right? Everyone here, at least.

He's a guy. He does stuff to tapes that the other people won't do. This guy's an interesting guy. The tape label is Five Records is from Miami, Florida. Ooh, that's the hot zone. It's hot down there, boy. What was that? That was like a bad guy from He-Man.

All right. So, Dave, you want to play that long distance? This is really, really scary. All right. you ready? I just want to share this with you guys. All right, long distance. Let's check it out and see if it works. I want to present this to you guys.

All right, knock it off. Grow up. Let's grow up. Be mature for once in your life. Just one time. All right, long distance poison. The tape for once in your life. Just one time. Alright. Long Distance Poison. The tape on Oxtail Recordings. And then Non Horse.

Tape on Five Records. Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. Two strips of bacon. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. so I'm not sure what I'm doing here. so so so so so I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back.

I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back.

I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I've loved everything this guy has done so far.

Whoa, whoa. Calm down, boys. Oh, man. You've got to turn this tape off. It's off, Dave. Two dose. Double dose. Calm down, boys. Oh, man. You guys turn this tape off. It's off tape. Two dose. Double dose. Double strip of bacon.

No, just a single double strip of bacon. Because a double double strip of bacon is four. Long distance poison and non-horse. Non-horse. I think that non-horse, I think he's like, in some way, he's like maybe a time traveler or something. That's like his bit. Oh, for real? I have a note written down here that just says time traveler question mark.

Actually it says Tim Traveler and that got me thinking of a TV show called Tim Traveler where somebody can like quantum leap but just to famous Tims throughout history. I don't know. How much traction you're going to get with that show.

Why not? You know the first scene, scene one? Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Yeah, I was going to say that. Wakes up, and he's like, how did I, it looks in the mirror, and it stops, and he goes, huh? What's that guttural, like, is that what he would do? That's what I'm trying to do.

Doesn't that sound like that? Yeah, yeah. Dave can do it. Dave, you do it. He's in home department, right? You do the grunt. You got it. What grunt?

Tim the Tool Man. Tim Allen does. Yeah, there you go. You got it. Well, you're good do it. He's in home department, right? You do the grunt. You got it. What grunt? Tim the Toolman. Tim Allen does. Yeah, there you go. You got it. You're good at it. You're really good at it. More energy. How many are there?

Is it just one? It's just one. No, it's not, because sometimes it's longer. It's a masonic number. That was short. What was that one? It's the same thing. No, it's not.

I'm just cutting it off a little later. You were so dumb. All right, Joe, what do you got? Your turn. I want to play this Lisa tape. Hi, this is Barack Obama. So we're going to check it right now. Lisa.

Yeah. Lisa. Let me see that now. Lisa. Lisa. Let me see that. Just Lisa. Just Lisa, which is the chaperone guy. Oh, yeah. I saw this tape, and I knew that you would like this tape. Just because you like when things, you can't find them on the internet.

Yeah. And as obscure as possible, like nothing on there. And really, it's just a picture on the cover. Yeah. And it says Lisa. Yeah, in a circle, black and white. And it just says Lisa. And on the spine, it just says Lisa. Yeah. Is there says Lisa. Yeah, in a circle, black and white. And it just says Lisa. And on the spine, it just says Lisa.

Yeah. Is there even a label name on there or anything? No, no. What's on the inside of the J card? Nothing. No, there's something. No. Surely there's something.

White. It's just blank, huh? It's blank. Let me see. What's on the back flap? Be wacky. I can't see, goddammit,

pee-pee. Okay, there's this chaperone guy and he told me this story, I can't remember. That guy's funny. He is funny.

Dave didn't get to meet him. It was just me and you kind of thing. Me and you shared that experience. I think he could hang out. Oh, his name was Dave

because he was... Oh, it was David. Wait, he was a fill-in for Dave that night. Yeah, but he kept saying, stop calling me Dave. Will you please call me David? To who?

To you. To me, generally. Because you kept calling him Dave. Because he was the fill-in Dave. What about this or are you not getting it? But he goes by David. He's funny, though. What is it?

No one goes by David. I feel like he could hang out. He gets it. Hello. He could slide into your DMs. What does that mean exactly? Let's just move on. I don't even know.

I've never even heard that before. Sliding into your DMs? Yeah. You haven't heard that before? Yeah. In what context did you hear it? It really caused a havoc on my system. I've never heard that before.

So this is David and his childhood friend who sings on it or something. That's nice. He's known her the longest or something. Longer than any other human? Yeah. I was present at her birth. Something like that. Something like that.

And they either live together or across the hall from each other. Huh. Something like that. Two options. Two options. It's either of those. Do I have to guess which one? I think it's across the hall.

I'm going to say with each other. No, I don't think that's it. Dave, you want to take a guess? We'll never know. Dave, remember when we saw Asmodeus Temple? I remember that. We were sitting at the bar just talking about sports. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative.

We held hands a little bit. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative. We held hands a little bit. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative. I just think it would be pretty interesting. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative. I found one interesting thing. It sounds pretty interesting to me. I found one interesting thing. I just think it would be pretty interesting.

Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. This is really, really scary. It was a secret show, too. It was. Yeah, thanks for telling me about that. Let's play this elicit tape. Self-titled. I had the label written down here. I know who it is. Always human. Always. Always. Seriously?

Unmute me now, Dave. I paid my... It's a late Saturday night. Thank you. Let me get you number, I'm gonna give you mine You better use it though this time Don't act like I ain't never tried To hit you up, oh Hey, what up, where you at? Yo, hey, where you been? Hey, how are you? It's been a minute Hey, come on, let me get it done Let me get your number, I'll just give you mine You better use it though this time

Don't act like I ain't never tried To break you up for once Hey, what are you? It's been a minute Hey, come on, let me get it back I don't know. The I was lonely and you stayed out, you stayed out, you stayed out, you stayed out Hey, what up, where you at? Yo, hey, where you been at? Yo, hey, been a minute Hey, I'm over here, let me get a pass

Welcome, welcome, welcome Welcome, welcome, welcome Welcome, welcome, welcome Welcome, welcome, welcome Thank you. We are back. We are back. That was Lisa. Lisa is a collaboration between lifelong friends. Lifelong.

See? That's beautiful. Marie Nicolo. Nicolo. Nicolo, formerly of worshiper, spelled with a Y. Worse, like worse hyper. Worse hyper. And power animal.

And chaperone. That's what I'm reading on the net. I can Snopes it, but this seems like a very reputable story. Seems pretty accurate, if you ask me. Good job, gumshoes. All right. That was good, man. Yeah, it was really good.

That tape's good. I liked everything about it. I love it when Dave tweaks the levels. What is he doing over there? There's so many subtle movements like sometimes i'll watch him and he'll lower it and he'll just bump it back up just a little bit yeah like just like he barely touches playing it like a fucking piano it's beautiful i build pretty good computers i'm not mocking it at all either dave i'm truly

amazed by it he's always doing something over there he's always doing something over there alright Dave go what do you got it's your turn uh okay I'll play this orthodox tape alright mate that's a biggie huh yeah comes in this

wait it's just one tape that comes in there that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen look at how amazing this package is. It looks really cool. Describe it a little bit. Tell the people about it. It comes in a double-tall Norelco.

Which I love. It's got the La Cajouse-style spine hugger. U-band. OBI strip or whatever. Like an important CD. From Japan. Spine hugger. U-band. The OBI strip or whatever. OBI strip, whatever. Like an import CD from Japan. And then the actual card is...

Look at that thing. That looks like a nice stock. It's a big one, boy. It's almost like a butterfly J card. It is. And it folds out. A double butterfly. Double butterfly.

What is that, gold on black? Yeah. That is fucking beautiful. Look double butterfly. What is that, gold on black? Yeah. That is fucking beautiful. Jesus Christ. It reminds me of a Burn the Priest record or something. Look at that thing. Look at these two crazy animals. And it might get exciting at times.

Fighting in the clouds. The dude that's done a couple of kind of pretty interesting to me couple of covers for horse pack did the art for this you don't see the double butterfly often no

it's very rare to see or the butterfly to tell you the truth no you don't you're right this is nice though Dennis Forkus Kostromaton

is the artist okay I see you can only do the double or the butterfly but there's only one tape in there is what you're saying. When you don't have those two little pegs.

Yeah. So you have all that beautiful packaging, and then look at the tape. It's just white? It's just a white. Oh, it's got no label or anything? No label. Doesn't even really sit in the case, right? Did they run out of funding?

Yeah. They blew it all on the double butterfly. And they were like, we don't know what to do. Guys, we're out of money. And what happened with them? No, they just didn't know what to do. They don't know what to do. Just put it in blank. And they're like, should we do two tapes?

No, just one. You guys listen to that band Horseback. Oh, you like that band. You like that band, Dave. The guy that did the artwork for this did some of their covers. Oh, all right, cool. Very cool.

Cool story. What was I going to say? Milwaukee label. Ooh. Milwaukee. Been around for a while. I was looking on Discogs, Orthodox, looking on their Discogs,

and I saw that they did a bunch of stuff on a label called Alone, but it wasn't the Oswego one. Oh, okay. That's an inside baseball. I forgot about that label. This is on Utech. Utech. Inside baseball.

All right, hand it over. Orthodox, I think they're from Spain. Spain? Spain. Jesus Christ, man. How is this printed? Two-piece? I don't know. I don't Orthodox. I think they're from Spain. Spain? Jesus Christ, man. How is this printed? Two-piece? I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't tell. What's the process? Couldn't tell if it was screen printed or if that's some sort of... The little type is so

sharp, too. What DPI do you think this file was? 7,000. Jesus Christ. 1,000,000 DPI. 1,000,000 DPI. That'd be a good project name. 1,000, million DPI. One million DPI. One million DPI. That would be a good project name, One Million DPI. 26 Mega Pickles.

Mega Pickles? Yeah. That's a big Masonic number. Mega Pickles. Way too scary. Too much bad stuff could happen. I'm already going to have nightmares. Mega Pickles. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting

very imaginative, very creative Orthodox Supreme cassette on Utech you ready? let's check it out and see if it works Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Orthodox. Orthodox Supreme cassette on Utech. Orthodox. Number 103.

Oh, yeah? Just like this episode. Oh, what? Jesus Christ almighty. That's a big Masonic number. An addition of 70 of that. That's a lot. I wonder why not a double

cassette. What is this Milwaukee Cassette Works? Oh, that's like the people who run that label. Or maybe the guy, Keith Utech or whatever, who runs that label. It's like a DIY cassette.

Okay, cool. They dub your tapes. Say it again. Give them a plug. Milwaukee Cassette Works. Milwaukee Cassette Works. I've loved everything this guy has done so far. Dave, are you looking over to put that?

Yeah, I don't know what to do. Just put it on the table. Having a little bit of a second wind here. A second downwind or an upwind? Well, I don't know. What's bad? The wind is like, yeah. The wind is like, you are a bundle of energy. And the other one is like, figure this.

I got the wrong one. All right, whose turn is it? Yours, man. Me? Keep track. I'm going to go for... I only have two left, and you have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine tapes over there. And one's a double tape.

I like how if it's a double tape, it doesn't mean it'd be playing on both, though, right? It's still big. It takes up a lot of space over there. It's a big one, boy. Time for the hut. Who is that? Alex Jones? Yeah.

In his butt. In his butt. In his... See, I didn't even need to bring my laptop tonight Some of these aren't you? No I thought you didn't need your laptop I didn't know if you figured out another way

In his pee pee Who is that? Is that Donkey Lips? It's all Donkey Lips Oh it's all Donkey Lips my friend Is that all you have now? Welcome to reality I'm getting my mojo back Is that all you have now? Welcome to reality.

I'm getting my mojo back. Welcome to reality is my favorite. I'm a very classy person. Sounded a little too well with the pressure, guys. Very sobering when he says it. I'm just done with you. Darn it. John Olsen and Ben Billington. Compound Sessions Volume 1

Cassette on Robert and Leopold Right Right John Olsen of course Robert and Leopold That's like a place you get like a soup Fancy soup I got it at Robert and Leopold

Ben Billington They're booked for like a year They've got like a storefront in Brooklyn. Tiger Hatchery. There's one mannequin, and it doesn't have anything on it. Just in the middle, like where you would put like, you know. Edition of 70. Showcase the suit, but there's nothing on it.

R&L number 61. That's a big Masonic number. When I got this tape in the mail, and I put it on, you know, it's Olsen on like sax. Yes, sax. And then Ben on drums. And I thought, like, I know what it's going to be. It's going to be real skronky.

But it's fine. I didn't know Olsen could play the sax like that. Oh, yeah? Yeah. It's a couple notes. Hello? Goes into Dreamweaver like a pro. All of a sudden it slows down. You say, this is a slow one.

Yep, listen to it ten times. Last slow one of the night. So it's not just an all-out assault. No, it's fucking not. Why don't we listen to it? I'd love to. You would love to? I love yes.

I do! All right, let's get into this. Is this a new one? Oh, yeah. Just came, let's get into this. Is this a new one? Oh, yeah. Just came out. Might still be available. Listen closely. Olsen, Billington, Compound Sessions, Volume 1.

You ready? I'm ready. I've been ready. So let's go on this adventure together. Oh, shit. I forgot I have a donut in my car. Let's check it out. I'm not going to bring it up here, though.

I'm going to eat it on the way home. I can go to an amusement park Thank you. uh uh © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. uh uh uh uh Thank you. Olsen and Billington. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. Find Scotch. Hot jazz. Hot Jazz.

Hot Jazz. You like jazz? I like yes. You like yes? I like yes. Neat. Normally I pour sugar on that shit. I was like, Compound Sessions Volume...

What did he say? Compound Sessions Volume 1. You want me to burn you a cigarette? You want me to burn you a cigarette? All right, Joe, go. Duh. You are a bundle of energy. So what am I going to play?

I'm going to play this new Tabs Out tape. Okay, let's do that. All right. I'm going to play the Sam Gascan tape that we just put out, that you just put out. Yes, we. Yeah, but you did all the work on this one, baby. Yeah.

You did it all. Yeah. And it's really good. The music and everything. Actually, I do have a track on there because there's some remixes. What this is, I'll tell you to the best of my knowledge what this is. Give me some reverb, Dave. Darn it. Thank you. What this is, it's the same gas can

and I believe it's covers of super nintendo uh songs from super nes games oh really but he made words to it but he made words to it he made words but with a with with lyrics they made up except for i think one is is a grateful dead song all right and then the b side you want to read who the remixes are i don't think With lyrics they made up. Except for I think one is a Grateful Dead song. Oh, all right. And then the B side, you want to read who the remixes are from? I don't think one of the songs is a Grateful Dead song. Just because track one, original music by Kichi Suzuki. Okay.

Tomoyuki Hamada. Uh-huh. Hiroki Kikuta, Noroko Nishizaka, and Kuzo Koshihiro. I don't remember any of them being in the Grateful Dead. You're not looking in the right spot. What do you mean? He's like a retro god in my mind. You obviously don't have the talent.

You obviously don't have the talent. Right here. Right here. Right there. Words. Oh, words. That's what I said. It's a super... You were so dumb. You're the dumbest person I know. Then you said, I think one of them is a Grateful Dead song.

The lyrics are from a Grateful Dead song. You didn't say that, though. You're so stupid. I think it was implied. But anyway, it comes with these stickers. So it's a blank face. This is really, really scary. On the cover. I wish you could have...

You couldn't have just went the extra mile and got these cut? Oh, come on, man. I mean, if you're going to... You think that's the extra mile? If you're going to do a thing, fucking do it all the way. Or don't do it at all.

Do it or go home. I wouldn't do it or go home. Yeah, because I got all excited. I think you can do both. And I told Sabine about it and gave it to her in the car so she could mess with it. And then she's all like, the stickers aren't coming out. And then I'm looking at it. At a red light. And I'm like, oh my god.

Do you have to fucking cut these out by hand? Yeah, you have to cut them out by hand. What am I fucking... I don't know what I am. What am I, a scissor person? What am I? Little tiny scissors? Edward Scissorhands. But a great job otherwise. Yeah.

Explain it. Go ahead and explain it. Mikey did a good job. Oh, it's a blank face. Fuck you. The J part has a blank face on the cover. From Dick Tracy. Blank face.

Okay. Who was Madonna's character? Blank face. I think, right? It was Top Hat. Blank face. Mumbles. Prun It was Top Hat. Blank face. Mumbles. Pruney.

Mumbles. Yeah. Dr. Pickle. Dr. Pickle, and then she was Blank Face. And then when she took the Blank Face off at the end, Mustard plug. It's Madonna. That's exactly what happened.

That's exactly what happened in Dictry. There was Blank Face. And Blank Face took off the mask and everyone in the movie said it's madonna yeah because that was the height of madonna and no one knew she was in the movie no one knew did she just go into song oh i don't know like a little prayer but anyway then it comes with these little stickers of different noses, mouths, eyes balls, glasses,

mustache, horns, a hat, 3D goggles, a unicorn horn, and then a clown nose. And then one little black teardrop. Let me see. Is that really what that is? Yeah.

It's a little teardrop. Like you put it on the side Huh, that's a pretty good one I'm glad I came up with that I'm very smart Only two noses though Well, you know, that's a That's a big Masonic number There's a reason for that

Oh, there is? Yeah I like the band-aid too Funny story I always thought about putting real band-aids in You did a good job, buddy. That would have been gross. It's a late Saturday night. Not a

used one, Joe. Doesn't matter. Band-aids are gross. Okay. Oh, because of the texture? You don't like the texture? You'd rather bleed. And the implications. Oh, remixes or remixes on the B-side. How do I say it? Lang Lang. Lang Lang, Bastion Boyd,

Barry Center, and Weather. Got a nice little blue Noroco cases here. You like this? I like it, yeah. All right, let's get into the same gas can. Pretty much.

Tape's called King Zolo. It was the Tabs Out subscription series, which we're bringing to an end now. No new ones. We're not taking any new ones. No new ones.

We're at the right. That's a big Masonic number. Right at a good amount of people. All right, King one's. We're at the right. That's a big Masonic number. Right at a good amount of people. All right. King Zolo. Here we go. Let's play it. King Zolo.

The next sector. Select, selecta! King Solomon say, you shake it to the left King Solomon say, you shake it to the right King Solomon say, you shake it to the left The key found nowhere, say where You shake it to the right Straighten me crown, straighten me collar. Try to stay away from the heat and the holler. But when you're feeling gross, that's the way it goes.

You gotta live life even though nobody knows that you feel like toast. That's the way it goes. King Solomon. King Solomon say, you shake it to the left. King Solomon say, you shake it to the right. King Solomon say, you shake it to the left. King Solomon say, you shake it to the right, kick the food and shine. Throw the kick down to earth. You shake it to the right, feeling apprehensive in a certain state of mind. Having trouble looking at a stranger in the eye.

But when you feel slow, that's the way it goes. You gotta live life even though nobody knows you're about to explode. That's the way it goes. Kings on! Zam. Zam gas can. Zam. Hey, Zam. Hey, Zam.

I told him the one thing I would change. Change it to Zam. It's got some oomph, kid. Zam gas can. What is a gas can? Is that like a... A gas can? What is a gas can?

What is a gas can? What do you really think about it? Are you serious? What is a gas can? Zam. Zam I get. What is a gas can? It's King Zolo.

Times out King Zolo. Those are what we make make 75 of those. Your name written on the back. Little number thing going on there. I have all the stuff that the kids like. And it might get exciting at times. All right, Joe B, is it your turn? No, that was you.

No, that was me. We're a Davey boy. We're a Davey boy. Whoever thought it would be his turn again. It's Dave's turn. To play a tape. You want to play a tape? Yeah, I'll play a little tape.

How many tapes do you think you've played on this show so far? 69. Oh, Jesus Christ. Is that the big Masonic number? I'm going to play a couple cuts off of this Doom Mix Volume 1 comp. Doom. Doom Trip. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

What is it? Oh, yeah, I got that tape. I think we all did. yes, yes, yes. What is it? Oh, yeah, I got that tape. I think we all did. I can't find mine. I was looking for it today. Send me another. I'm going to play two cuts off of this. Joe, quit fumbling with that box, man.

Put those tapes down. Rangers and Sky Jelly. I hate Sky Jelly. Sky Jelly is gross. Except Guape. You like Guape Sky Jelly? Guape Sky Jelly. Sky Jelly is gross. Except Guape. You like Guape Sky Jelly? Guape Sky Jelly. So what is Sky Jelly? Huh? Explain Sky Jelly.

I don't know. Guape Jelly. Guape Jelly would be a good project name. Like G-W-A-P-E. Guape Jelly. Guape. You should use it for something. Guape Jelly. I do like it. I like saying it you gonna see grape jelly tonight

is it any way related to green jello no no no it's a green jello cover band you heard that green jello cover band grape jelly what is it now is it like toddlers grape jelly Guape Jelly? What is it now? Is it like toddlers? Can you not say grape?

Guape Jelly. You got three and she also Guape Jelly? It's like toddlers doing green cello songs, right? Guape Jelly? Little Pig Let Me In is a toddler

song anyway. That's all they do. It's a school orchestra. They just do that. Yeah, it's a school orchestra type deal. Guape Jelly. Guape Jelly. Dave loves it every time he says a Guape Jelly. He loves it.

You got this thing going on. When you say Guape, though. Let me take a sip of my beer. Got a little beer here. Got a little mood enhancer for me. I might really start partying soon. Hold on. Let me take a sip. This is a new comp.

Came out this year. Doom Trip. Number eight. Won't be driving tonight, officer. A lot of the stuff on this comp is stuff that... It's a good comp. It's from people that... It's from people that had tapes

on this label in the past as well. R.C.V. Moore. Mixed with some people who have not. There's Talsounds. Maybe they have an upcoming. Maybe. Parallax 48, Jeremy Bible, Woodwine, Mux. This is to celebrate... Stacked lineup. A one-year anniversary of the

label. Am I correct? Isn't that nice? And this is number eight? I guess seven in a year is pretty good. These are like professionally made and stuff. Oh, yeah, they do a good job. Eight in a year is a good... I build pretty good computers. What's that?

That's like four a quarter. Four a quarter. Rangers is... In a fiscal year. Four fiscal... Rangers is Joe quarter. Four a quarter. Rangers is... In a fiscal year. Four fiscal... Rangers is Joe Knight. Four fiscal quarters. Four fiscal quarters.

Joe Knight. Joe Knight. Only built four... Just a joke. Would that make me Michael Knight? Michael. And then you're going to play Sky... Michael.

Now, Sky Jelly, right? and then you're gonna play sky michael now sky jelly right i think there's somebody in the project names there's one two three jelly it's grape jelly so there's four people in this project two of them it's just like their name and then one person has sky jelly in their name and let me just tell you who's in it so It's Sky Jelly Jones, Eric Jones. Sky Jelly Jones. Sky Jelly consists of Sky Jelly Jones and then Eric Jones and then Dave Melanson and then The Sheik.

What's this Motley Crew? Who are these guys? I imagine they all had a vision for the band. It's all completely different. The two guys with regular names. It's all completely different. Yeah. Well, the two guys with regular names, with just their names. It's like that episode of It's Always Sunny.

Remember when they were trying to start the band and it was like, Dennis was like a glam singer. Oh, I do remember that one. Frank wanted something the kids could bop to. They all had different things. This is the, What is it? The 8th release

Doom Trip number 8 Yeah And whatever You got it Do I have it? Where? Right on top over there No

You lying I'm not gonna find it You lying Oh you got all the way behind the bar I can't see that You lying I like the I like it

It's got the The pink and white on black And got the pink and white on black and then the purple and white on black on the inside and then all that. The color scheme is beautiful. Where's the label from again? Los Angeles. City of Lights.

Beaches that go on for miles. Whole miles? Whole miles there's beaches. You're not going to believe this. There's beaches for miles Alright Doom Trip Records You ever see Guape Jelly? I've never seen them yet You ever see

It was Critterbone and Guape Jelly They did a Let's get into this Let's get into this two tracks Ready? Thank you. Thank you. Hi Rick, on here I'll ask you the pronunciation of my name. tea for tea, the drink. But I pronounce it as tea as in tea as in sanganika,

tea as in tea, the drink. But it's like, it's pronounced softly, so it's pronounced as so. So it's Tanya. But you can also say Tanya i don't mind that Thank you. I'm sorry. guitar solo Thank you. so peaceful out here. It's looking like this It's looking like this I see your mind And it makes me feel

Open your mind And I think of you I see your mind And it you like this I need your love, I need your love I'm begging you, just make me break Okay Thank you. Be wacky. Rangers and Guape Jelly.

Wangers and Squidewally. Doom Mix Volume 1 compilation. Doom Trip number 8. I will say something. I will say something. That's fine. That's really cool. Go ahead. I'm going to speak. I will now do human talk. That's one of my favorite

comps. Yeah? Yep. Ever? Yeah. Ever. It's got a good flow. You know, I've only had it for less than a year but it's gets a lot of rotation I like it a lot I like turtles

they're pretty cool turtles or the comp? I'm especially of the Teenage Mutant Ninja kind I already have that. I can't believe they're still around. Like, still relevant. Yeah, they're still relevant.

It's kind of crazy. Yeah, it is crazy. The staying power. Of the stupidest idea. Yeah, that is all right. It's not that bad. If you just say it, it's so dumb. The ooze.

It touches the turtles. The ooze, right. And it turns them into... Well, then eventually they're teenagers. Doesn't turn them into teenagers. Well, then eventually they're teenagers. It doesn't turn them into teenagers. Now, do they just, when they get to being teenagers, do they stop aging? No, we just haven't gotten past that. There's so much story to tell of the time of when they were teenagers that...

What's it, 13 to 19? Yeah, 13 to 19. I just feel like they got to 16 and stopped. They're pretty much all 16. My grandmother didn't know how to say it. Didn't know how to say what? She would say Teenage Mutant Ninjin Turtles. Ninjin.

Ninjins. I think that is how you say it. Ninjin? Ninjin. I don't know. I don't think that's it. We'll never know, though. It's like a ninja

Mixed with Like Like Just like a really Like a slur For a Yeah For a Native American

Yeah Like a ninja That's probably where It was coming from In her heart I'm guaranteeing Your grandma was a racist woman Right Dave?

Well it wasn't Not really she's saying Not my blood grandmother Oh What's a blood grandmother? She's probably racist. What do you mean? It's like a grandmother made out of blood?

Like my stepdad's... Too scary. ...mother. Grandmother. My step-grandmother. Yeah, she was probably racist. Mm-hmm. I knew it.

I knew I'd get it out of you. Or she thought all Native Americans had ninja powers. Yeah. Well, that one's true, though. That's why I don't think she's racist. I'm going to do two tapes here. I'm going to play a new one

from Never Anything, Fletcher Pratt, Selected Works, 2015 through 2016. Aren't they all Selected Works? Ever? Always? What do you mean? No, these are the ones he selected. Yeah, don't you always select what you're going to put out? I see what you're saying. I see what you're getting at.

They're choice, though. Aren't they always a choice? It's always a choice. But when they picked them, they were like... Sometimes it's a child. but they like when they pick them they were like sometimes it's a child you know they're special yeah yeah it's from it's from really what i think that means is that these are just throwaway tracks that i didn't use for anything you're not a doctor leave your opinions to yourself um no i don't think someone's like you want to do tape and he's like wow i got all these outtakes yeah it could be could be that. I'm curating my playlist

here. Is this your Fletcher Pratt character? I'm just busting chops. I don't know the fella. I believe, well, I'll tell you a little bit about him. I'm just tugging on your toes. I believe he's from Canada. I believe he now lives in Oakland.

I believe that he runs Midori Records. Does he like Guape Jelly? I believe that he runs Midori Records. Does he like Guaype Jelly? I believe that he loves Guaype Jelly. I believe that this is a double cassette in an edition of 60. Never Anything No. 23. It comes in one of those double

Naruccos. But they put both in. They put all the tapes in this one. They filled this one up with Batuu tapes. Batuu tapes? What's Batuu tapes this one up with patootapes. Patootapes? Patootapes? It's two. Is that an Italian saying?

Yeah. Patoo. Another racist slur. I don't want to say it again. Oh, sorry. And then I'm going to play... Oh, that's not your two oh no no no no

I'm playing one of those oh you fooled me yeah I'll throw something in from like the second tape or something like that he's got a whole other stack he's gonna get to before the second tape

what's this baggie I have a late night show please well this is a late night show yeah when you guys leave I keep I don't record it

but I keep doing it alone please convivial Cannibal What? Tape on The label's called I don't know what the label is Darn it

It's an edition of 15 I don't like that you gave up You're like I don't know what it is Let's just get into these two tapes Let's just do this Are you ready to do it? I'm doing it Who the fuck is that?

Sorry Might be Sal Sal said he had a dream That he came down And did the show And I said Why don't you Sal said he had a dream that he came down and did the show. And I said, why don't you do that? Have a dream?

No, come down and do the show. And then he didn't text me back. All right, let's go. Fletcher Pratt. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Both will extend long distances from the front of the explosion tower. The war is on the open. The weapon is on the side of the weapon. However, in further away yards of the fire station, the light-powered demonstration will suffer the fatal effect of blast. There is yet a third immediate result of a nuclear detonation. The The The We are now at the end of the state of the game. Today is the day we will be going to the The This is a pretty cool car, it has a radio on it, it's a 4-cylinder engine, it's got a good engine, it's got a lot of power, it's got a lot of power. These bikes, when they hit the gas, they're going to be pumping up some radio and radio.

This is a pretty cool car, it's got a little bit. I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer.

I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer. I'm going to get a little longer. we're going down in half a mile. Speed limit is on zero, you'll see here that the bus turn will be on zero, so we're going down in half a mile. The The I'm going to go to the left side of the road. Even destroy the cells of our bodies If we are Fletcher Fletcher Pratt What's going on there?

We're having a little fun. Is an Etch-a-Sketch a TV or a book? Fletcher Pratt. Selected works. Those are works that he selected on Never Anything. A new one on Never Anything. Is it a radio or a mat? Convivial Cannibal.

Death Dubitabilis on dysquasia. Edition of 15. Somewhere in the city of industry in California. Ever go to the city of industry? That guy's from Oakland. It's California, man. Beaches for miles out here, man. It feels like I got a lot of loose body parts.

When you guys are done with the city, come on out to California. It's just beaches for miles, man. It's just cool waves and hot drinks. All the drinks are hot. I don't know why. But out here in California, all that drinks you want, beaches for miles, man. I like your California accent.

Yeah, man. Yeah. You know what I hear that I really like? I like Harsh Noise 3 and CD-Rs, man. I can't get what we got here that I really like? I like Harsh Noise 3 and CD-Rs, man. I can't get enough of those little guys. I got a guy you should meet. What? Alright.

Joe B., you want to take us out? I'll take us out with this comp. Ooh. A compilation. That's slang for compilation by the way. Two comps tonight. Oh, yeah? Maybe more than that. No, no, two. I don't know how you pronounce that that's weird the p-t-a-h-a i don't think you pronounce the two's great but three three the ta ta ha tape volume two three

uh-oh you knew it was gonna happen you're a pervert dave playing this song you pervert you obviously don't have the talent you are a bundle of energy let me see this what tell me about this comp i don't know anything about it you don't know anything about it why is it well see i didn't know it was a company you told told me it was a comp. Which, if I would have just read the inside, obviously it's a comp. An artist respects the silences. An artist respects the silences. From the spine, that wouldn't read to me as a comp, right? That seems like an artist's name there on the left.

It does kind of, yeah. Kind of? Yeah, kind of. Kind of? Kind of. Not all the way, but kind of. Scylla Pahi. The Paha Tape Volume 2. kinda. Not all the way, but kinda. Silla Pahi.

The Paha Tape Volume 2. But it's a tape on Ha-Yu. H-A-J-U, correct? Ha-Yu? I thought it was Ha-Ju. Ha-Ju, right? Something like that. Ha-Ju. I think that's it. In addition to 40. What is this on the sticker?

I didn't interview with this person people. Or whatever to respect yourself. I don't... I did an interview with this person there. They explained what that was. Oh, really? I can't remember now. Yeah. Wow, what do you think it is? What do you think it is?

I don't know. What do you think that logo is? They're talking about the Hi-Ju logo. Looks like Mike's wang. Come on, leave me out of this, you guys. Definitely. Hanging it over his boxer shorts. That's his non-sexual boner.

I'm just done with you. His non-horny sexual boner? Figure this shit out, guys. In his butt. Listen, hundreds of people deal with non-sexual horniness. And if Trumpcare passes, we're going to get so much funding.

Trumpcare, is that what they're going for? That's the only thing that's getting increased is NSH. That doesn't have a lot of pizzazz to it. Are you kidding me? You know what you're talking about. We're going to play a selection. A selection? I've selected.

Hello. Selected works. Some selected works. This is very new. I didn't know this was going to be so important. Sounds pretty interesting to me. It's the first couple. I just think it would be pretty interesting.

Curated my playlist. I'm a very classy person. Okay, so let's get into this tape. Let's take us out for the night. Episode 103. Oh yeah, we say thanks to Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring the show. Thank you, Dwarfcraft.

Yeah, it's dwarfcraft.com, it's dwarfcraft.com. Go to dwarfcraft.com. Check out the happiness. Coupon code SUGARBOYS17. You're going to get 10% off. I like how Joe's just hearing it for the first time right now. Got a laugh out of him. Got a good zinger.

We're the Sugar Boys, by the way, if you're wondering. You're like, what's the connection there? Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. That's what it is. All right, Cielo Potti, the Pata Tape Volume 2. sugar on that shit. That's what it is. Alright, Cielopati, the Pata Tape Volume 2. Come on, guys.

You know, I get irritated or very mad very easily. Patatofi. Are you fucking doing... Are you sturning me? He's sturning you. Fluff, fluff, fluff, hi. Alright. A selection from the A-side.

Selected works. Oh, let's A selection from the A side. Select works. Yeah, well, let's read the names. Jesus Christ. Yeah, read the names. Here, you do it. That's way too small. I need new glasses. Oh, yeah.

Even though these aren't my new ones. Those are statement frames. The Fade, Double-Edged Sword, Trash, Deliver, Alley's Interlude. You're playing all of this? I don't know who's the artist and what's the song title I think the left The left is the artist?

Yeah, I think so You're not a doctor Leave your opinions to yourself Lester Nowhere Halberd Clouds That's a normal one I don't know

It could go either way I don't see the problem. I don't see the problem. I like that now our sound effects talk over each other, too. Yeah. We're going to play the first couple. I've loved everything this guy has done so far. I met this guy earlier. Haju always does good stuff.

Oh, yeah. Did you say who we're playing? Look in the show notes. Download the PDF alright afterwards episode number 103 thanks for listening here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Outro Music