Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #104 | 05.21.17

Episode Date: May 21, 2017

Circuit Wound, Khaki Blazer, Eric Hoegemeyer, Dookie Behringer, Erik the Flute Maker, Yves Malone, Gates, J. Hamilton Issacs, E+RO=3, Daniel Klag, Nikmis, Ben Zimmerman, Shredded Nerve, Pleasure Island, and Scant.

This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Tapehead City. By who, Dave? Tapehead City. Tapeheadcity.com. What is... Well, what is that? It is an online cassette store. So what you're going to do, then, what you're telling me,

is that I'm going to boot up my PC. You're going to go to... Well, first I'm running my spyware. Whenever I log in, I run my spyware. Yeah. You want to do that? And then what am I going to do? Turn on your slideshow. I like to get a good game of Minesweeper in.

Yeah. I like to look at my pictures. I like turtles. Wait, like you take the pictures from your phone and put it on your computer and then look at them? No. Just some cool stuff I downloaded. Some cool pics. Some dinosaurs, you know,

some cool cars, race cars. I like to watch a little slideshow with some rock music behind it, and I get that rock music from... Taypetcity.com. You can go there. Perfect spot to get it. You're going to go there. You're going to pick up... I'm looking at the website right now, Taypet City. No, you're not. I'm looking at it right now.

You are. He's not lying. I'm not lying. I wouldn't lie to you. Oh, Ska. They got Ska. The Ska's coming back, I hear. They have, I'm going to say, I don't know if they actually do,

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Brand new. They got Snake Garden. They got the Rancid Hot Chili Pamps. They got Pink Floyd, Blue Floyd, Yellow Floyd. They got all the Floyds. Every color of Floyd. This tape is $7.99. You're going to use coupon code tabs out. You're going to get 15% off. Dave, you want to guess what that is off of $7.99? 15% off of $7.99. You're going to use coupon code tabs out. You're going to get 15% off. Dave, you want to guess what that is off of $7.99? 15% off of $7.99 would be, I don't know. I'm really bad at doing this.

Take a guess. It'd be like 96 cents or something. It'd be $1.19 off. That's going to be $6.80. TapeHeadCity.com. Go over there. Check them out. Scan through. Let me see if they have

used stuff. Let me... Let me see. I'm just gonna... Used. I can't find it. They probably do. TapeBetCity.com. For all of your tape needs. You're so dumb.

You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some Kaseem's. This tape. We're going to play some Kaseem's. This tape. We're going to play some Kaseem's. It's a good label, too. We're going to play some Kaseem's.

It's scary. We're going to play some Kaseem's. It's not scary. We're going to play some Kaseem's. It's too scary. We're going to play some Kaseem's. 30 years later. We're going to play some Kaseem's.

Bummer. We're going to play some Kaseem's. About everything, right? We're going to play some Kase. 30 years later. We're going to play some Kasims. Bummer. We're going to play some Kasims. About everything right? We're going to play some Kasims. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me on live. We're going to play some Kasims.

30 years later. We're going to play some Kasims. Yeah, oh, and everything right? We're going to play some Kasims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Tabs out. Oh, look at some harmony going there.

Tabs out. Jinxy. Jinxy. Oh, me a coke going there tabs out jinxie jinxie owe me a coke tabs out oh it's the jinx master i'm the jinx monster i didn't think the jinx too scary oh man tabs out cassette podcast episode number Really scary. Are you scared? Really scary. Oh, man. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number... Help me out here, David. 104. 104. That's a big... That is a scary...

We're getting up there. That's really high. Yeah. I'm really proud of myself. People don't really live much longer than that. I'm trying to think who I want to thank. Gee, so everyone, all my fans, everyone who's got me here. We're starting off the episode as we've been doing the last couple.

I would like to thank Joe B. Thanks to Mike. A.K.A. The Beekeeper. Thanks to all my fans. Thanks to Tiny Mixtapes. We don't thank them enough. We don't, Tiny Mixtapes. Big don't thank them enough. We don't. Tiny mixtapes. Big shout out.

They make it happen. They make it happen. All right. That's enough. In his butt, in his pee pee. Just Mike. Dave, how you doing? Mike and Dave here for the beginning.

Joby will be joining us a little bit later. He's on the way. I wish I had an app that just showed me where he was. Did he? I do. Don't tell him. Please don't tell him. I've been tracking him for a number of years,

and I got to say so far, a little pleased with the results. I call it, I could just call it bee tracker. Did you ever? I call it the honeypot. It's a little honeypot. No, is it a honeypot or is it a little

bumblebee, a cartoon bee that goes around the map? Have you ever seen that thing on your Google? I'm the honeypot. It shows me as a honeypot on there. Have you ever seen that thing on your Google account where you can, like, see where you've been? I don't do Google ever since Hillary Clinton messed it up.

Lock her up. You could lock her up. I watched my whole weekend because you could watch it. You could play it and you could set the start time and end time and watch yourself move around on a map. What do you mean you watch yourself move around? It shows your location.

Like it... Move. It'll show where you are. Yeah. You pick a date and a start time. Yeah. And then you pick an end time and it'll show you everywhere that you've gone. Are comfortable with that i mean i don't know and it also like

every time you like do a search be whack with your voice yeah there's a recording of that too you can hear the they they store every single one of those i would love to hear my family's my dad would just be at constantly asking how old are. He thinks his phone is a machine that tells you how old people are. Some of them are really good. I'll just click it and it'll be like, pizza, Wilmington. That's pretty good. You should put this out on the tape. Has anyone done that?

That'd be a good one. Okay, that's the Tabs Out Challenge. Search history. How do you do it? How do you get it? How do you access it? How do you get it? How do you access it? Just look it up. Can you do this for free?

You can do it for free. Is this a free service? It is free. I build pretty good computers. If you get your search history, you release it as a cassette tape, or just send us one. Put your name on it, though.

If you'd like it, put your name on it. I want to play that. All right, Dave. Speaking of tapes, you better hope there aren't any tapes. I know lately we've been hoping there aren't any tapes. I'm doing air quotes around tapes because that's how you do it now. But I hope there are. I want to go out on a limb here.

I hope there are tapes tonight. Please. I hope you have one. I have one. Just one, though. I just brought one tonight you just brought one but it's really big

I'm down to one but it's like huge right it's like the size of four tapes it's pretty good it's a pretty good size this might be about a C60 or so

I was talking about the physical size of the cassette shell oh no it's a C46 you know what's really nice about this is a monorail trespassing tape circle wound

really scary and what's really nice about... This is a monorail trespassing tape. Circle wound. Really scary. And what's really nice about the monorail trespassing template is they put the tape length on the actual shell sticker. Sounds pretty interesting to me. I like that. That's good. I like when that happens. I'm going to say a lot of people do that on the spine.

They print on the J-Card. I like it more on the cassette itself. You see that on the spine. They print on the J-Card. I like it more on the cassette itself. You see it on the spine? Really? Yeah, you see it on the spine sometimes. It's on the spine of this too, actually. I don't like that. You lost me. I like it.

Let me say it. I like it because you can tell how long it is before you take it off. It's like, I want to listen to something that takes like a half hour. Monorail Trespassings, of course. Very fine label. It's been around since like 2001 or something like that? Long time.

2000? Run by what's his name? Jonathan, what, Borges? Pedestrian Deposit. Pedestrian Deposit. Yeah, they've been going at it for a long time. And this is actually the first circuit wound record on monorail trespassing for 15 years. Jay Howard is the name.

You used to see a lot from Circuit Wound. Yeah, I was going to say. I haven't seen that much in recent days. This was recorded in 2011 in the Blue Lodge in Simi Valley, California. Have you ever been to the Blue Lodge? Dave, have you ever seen the historic Blue Lodge? I have not.

In Simi Valley. Is Simi Valley, is that like you have to go into the Sims? I stayed at a Best Western one time, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it was pretty nice. What was that like? Comfortable. Really scary. It was comfortable. Alright, well? Yeah, it was pretty nice. What was that like? Comfortable. Really scary. It was comfortable. All right, well, you want to play this tape?

You know what? Let's do a double disc. I want to go. It was dank. It was a little dank. Tell me more about it while I grab this tape. It was dank. You know what dank means, right? It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative.

I'm going to play. I'm going to follow that up. When your foot's been in your shoe all day and you take it out and like you just took a long walk and you take your shoe off. I don't take long walks. All right. Well, you took a walk and you took your shoe off. No, no. I took a long walk today with no sock on. Yeah, it got dank. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Like that. Like everything

in the hotel feels like your sock. Like it's waterlogged. Almost. But like when you touch it, like you're not getting, you know, it's like you touch and you're like is that wet or is this just sugar on that shit the texture yeah and it's everything it's yeah is that wet best best western is that wet is that question mark right and then uh so circuit wound what's the name of the tape the name of the tape is long and so small and it's like this white on black

long and small like my come on man quit razzing me succumbing to the inevitable automation what does that mean hello monorail trespassing is number 107 go into this khaki blazer tape that just came out on

hasu mountain they just put out a batch out on hasu mountain oh i know right uh they just put out a batch this is hasu mountain number 58 that's a big masonic number they just put out a tape 58 huh was a force in the femininity shug which is a you know sugar arm much sugar man oh you shorten it to shug yeah it's like the name remember we played years ago we played that's weird because sugar arm is short for sugar man and now it's down to Shug. What's it going to be after that? Just an S.

It's going to be the Trapper Keeper S. The Cool S, yeah. In one of our first episodes we played that Shug tape, God's Clit. It was one of the first tapes we played. I was like, what is God's Clit? Before we knew, I think, who he was. His tape is something like, i don't have it in front of me it's something like god's clit volume two time versus flesh or something like that

a rick weaver tape and this khaki blazer tape didn't have to cut um yo this tape's so fucking good yeah man i'm not even joking around this is pat from moth cock um oh It's a C44. Classic Hatsu artwork. Classic, man. How do they even make this? Where do you get the computer program to make that? I still haven't figured out if this is just a collage of pixel art or if he makes

his pixel art. Really scary. Pretty damn scary. I'm always over 60% with you. Really scary. really scary pretty damn scary really scary really scary pretty damn scary so let's get into that um oh i like the purple grasshopper eating the butterfly on the inside yeah it's it's very tight it's very tight um so let's get into i'm gonna play him that's like i think i got it queued up to like the second track on the a side that's when when, that's like. I think. I think I played this game before. It's a thought I had.

Well, let's play these games right now. Let's get into it. So we're going to check it right now. Let's get right into it. Circuit Wound, Khaki Blazer. I'm sorry. Help! Thank you. I'm sorry. so I'm not sure if to do this again. so I'm sorry. I'm not to go ahead and do that. oh so Thank you. I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Bye. Thank you. I just wish I could say I'm going to have to go back to the Bored, bored, maddened. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Thank you. What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?

Don't worry about it. I'm sorry. Circuit Wound. Circus Wound. Circus Wound. Followed by Kiki Blazer. You like Circus Wound, Joby? I love Circus Wound. I got a Circus Wound one time. I don't want to talk about it. From a clown?

I don't want to talk about it. They split with Rita's. Yeah. You ever hear that skateboarding one? He's the water ice guy, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hello? I hear you just fine. You can hear me coming joe b in the i can't hear me joe b's here you can't hear you i don't

know if i can hear me no i think i can we'll figure it out we'll figure all this out in post joe it's okay circuit wounds are coming to the inevitable uh what was it i forget now automation and khaki blazer Let me just grab them. Didn't have to cut. Kasu Mountain. Monorail Trespassings. Get those gems. They're good, man. Joby, that's what we played first.

Now that you're here, let me ask you a question. First of all, how are you doing tonight? I'm doing great. Sorry for being so rude. Yeah, you are a rude person. I'm more naughty, I think. Yeah, you are naughty. You're not that rude. I'm naughty, but I'm trying to get nasty. That's what actually I have a tattoo that I want to get.

Naughty, but willing to get nasty. But that's a long... And then that at the end. How you doing? Doing great. Yeah. Hey, turkeys! Howdy, gobble! What have you been up to? Nothing.

What have you been watching on Netflix? I was just talking to Liz about that. My wife. Your wife. And my wife. I'm watching Daredevil and Master of None. Is it Masters or Master of None? Master.

Master of None. You know what I like is that... Yeah, I watched the first episode. What's the one with the guys who do all the fighting? Enter the Badlands. Oh, that one's so good. Into the Badlands. It's so good.

You want to play tape? What's his name? The Baron. Must be very special. Yeah, I love the way he talks. I can't do it it Liz does a good Baron he never taken on what is it

what do they call him he never taken on a cult before yeah must be very special he looks like Captain Beefheart he does look like

Captain Beefheart I love it dude I thought it was Captain Beefheart I thought that was the Baron was I thought he was portraying Captain Beefheart the way Tom Petty was Tom Petty in Waterworld.

I'm always over 60% with my action. What, am I going to play a tape? Yeah, bro. Dave, turn my... Hello! What do you got, Joe B? What tape are you going to play? This Eric...

Make it a good one, because we started off with some fire. Yeah. Eric. So don't do a bad job. Hogamire, Eric Hogamire, secret agent on Personal Affair. Secret agent?

Shouldn't you be saying that? Oh, Personal Affair, this is that label that... Aren't they, like, reissuing a bunch of old ESP disc releases? Yeah, you got something, right? Ornette Coleman and then Albert Aylor

and stuff like that. I got that one too. Yeah, this is their first release, right? This is like number one. Number one. Number one. That's number one. That's my favorite thing

to do in the bathroom. Number one? I don't like to brag. I don't like to brag, but I really like to do number one. I like to hold it and then... What do you say you do it?

Once a day? No, I pee so many times a day. Are you kidding me? So you don't hold it? That was a bit. No, no. I'm still holding it. I like to pee a little bit and hold the rest.

I don't like to pee. I don't like to talk about this. And then do one big one at the end of the day. One big pee? Really scary. So it's so much that it like hurts like a lot yeah that's how I like when it hurts when I stop like you have to flush mid because it's filling up yeah it gets real big very frothy it's very bubbly it's very bubbly this guy did you say his name was? Hogemar? Hogeman? Hogeman.

$5 foot long. Brooklyn-based composer and producer. Don't eat the chips while we podcast. Those russets are extra crunchy, Joe. I realized it was a bad idea right away. Yeah. Oh, look at this. He's got a little picture and playing the keys inside. I'm excited to get into this.

It starts with a little key work. Oh, yeah. I love key work. All right, you ready? I just think it would be pretty interesting. Eric Hugenmeier. Hugenmeier. Hugenmeier.

Secret agent. I already have that tape. Let's get right into it Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I don't know. I'm going to go get some food. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Be wacky. Eric Hogeyman. You should have pranked him. I pranked him. Name prank. Got him. Eric Hogeman. You should have pranked him. I pranked him. Name prank. Got him.

Eric Hogemeyer. On a tape called Secret Agent. First release on personal fare. Brooklyn label. Labor out of Brooklyn. Low label out of Brooklyn. Out of the old country. I was listening to a tape on this label.

Number three. By System Scattering, period. It's a really fucking good man. I like the I was listening to a tape on this number three by System Scattering period it's a really fucking good band I like all the covers for these are like you know it looks like it could be like a like a close up like a zoom in shot on something

and then the spine is like a solid colored spine with like the text on it there's only one up here so you know if you look on the band camp if you're on personal affair bk.bandcamp.com, BK stands for Burger King. Check it out.

You can get a $10 off a Whopper. $10 off a Whopper would be pretty good. I don't think I've ever had a Whopper. I don't know if I ever... We were a McDonald's family. Yeah, we were a Taco Bell family. And Chinese food. Oh, yeah?

Like takeout Chinese food. Oh, yeah, Like, you know, takeout Chinese food. Oh, yeah, big time. What about you, Dave? What did your family do? It was a mix. If it was kids' choice, it was McDonald's. Yeah? Yeah. If parents wanted fast food, it was Burger King. Oh, alright. Yeah. It really caused a havoc on my system.

It was too savory for me. Something about Burger King hamburgers. Too savory. Too scary. It was like manly food to me when I was Burger King hamburgers. Too savory. Too scary. It was like manly food to me when I was a kid. I think I have to be an adult to enjoy that stuff. High cuisine. Yeah. A little bit of high cuisine for Davey.

Give me a plain Whopper with ketchup. You didn't have the power for it. Plain Whopper. That would be disgusting. Just a Whopper with nothing on it. Just a patty with ketchup. Sounds pretty good. No bread.

It's a big one, boy. All right, Davey boy. Davey boy. Davey boy. Let me ask you a question. It's cheaper that way, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

They give it to you free if you order it that way. They give it to you for free? Yeah. It's like secret menu. Secret menu, man. Like secret agent, man. Who's your favorite Secret Agent? I know who mine is

I don't really have Many banked in my head I can't remember His name now Who the phone Was in his shoe Maxwell Smart That's mine

If you can't remember His name That's not your favorite I've been re-watching Get Smart It's really fucking funny I used to watch that A long time ago

Is it good? It's really funny I remember really liking it When I was a kid Oh yeah big time boy I was on Nick at Night All the time That and Dragnet But I didn't like Dragnet You ever watch that a long time ago. Is it good? It's really funny. I remember really liking it when I was a kid. Oh yeah, big time boy. I was on Nick at Night all the time. Yeah. That and Dragnet, but I didn't like Dragnet. You never watched that during the day?

Oh, the Dragnet movie I think is amazing. Well, it was a totally different take on the story. Alright, Davey boy, what do you got? Don't be stupid. It's my turn? Yeah. Right? I'm gonna do some Dookie Berenger. I like that name. Yeah, it's a good one. Dookie Berenger. You know why that's

funny? Because Dookie is like poop. Why are you eating potato chips? I stopped. I pulled them out of my mouth. This is a tape on Bullshit Night. Bullshit Night. That's bullshit. Blow it out your ass.

Oh man, I put my shoes on the wrong feet again. Blow it out your ass. Oh, man, I put my shoes on the wrong feet again. Blow it out your ass. And then you're like, why don't you just change them right now? Again? So this is a split with Leroy DeMore. Who? Leroy DeMore.

I wear that fragrance all the time. Makes me smell like a Dookie Berenger. A lot of poop stuff going on here. Dookie Berenger bullshit night. Yeah. A lot of poop stuff. A lot of poop stuff. You're going to see a lot of poop stuff down there on this tape.

Who is Dookie Berenger? Dude that, I think he runs this label. No shit. Yeah. Loves poop. Cleveland label. Like scat Yeah. Loves poop. Cleveland label. Like scat humor. In his butt.

Mike, is your Wi-Fi working because I had it up? No, not really. I've been having issues with my Wi-Fi. You have Verizon. Well, we'll talk about it.

Cash me outside. We'll talk about it after we play. Cash me outside. Yeah, I gotta have good Wi-Fi talk with you, Dave. Why? This is your problem because you don't want to pay for anything. No. Well, I got to have good Wi-Fi to talk with you, Dave. Why? This is your problem because you don't want to pay for anything.

Well, I got a deal right now. When I get Best Buy points. You get two coupons. I trade that for Kohl's cash. I got somebody over at Verizon who said they'll give me illegal Japanese Wi-Fi in exchange for the Kohl's cash. Yeah, he's got some scheme, some coupon engine. Where it's like

if you convert these to this and then you put it in there and then you get that, you actually get $10 back. Yeah, well, check it out. At the end of the year when I got $10 more

than I would have had, cash me outside. I just get $10 a month. Cash me outside. All right, what are you playing now? Turn my toilet paper coupon into a

dookie barringger. Come on. You're stupid. I just want to share this with you guys. So let's go on this adventure together. Let's do it. You ready? Okay. Dookie Berenger. Split with who? Leroy Des Moines. Maybe you should listen to what I'm telling you. Bullshit Night Records edition of 200.

Here's a piece from... One moment. Here's a piece from that for all you for all you music lovers out there My head cracked, a simple stop, occupied blue, blood cut, a lab leak, and it takes me off with the snacks, from my heart I want it to burn down, you hear me breathing when you choke me, hunt me, hate me, the capital escape fleet, the felony of dying in an urban tree, and if I rise to slay you And will to will My ghost spirit soars Above the undead of Osiris Red to blue Red to blue Osiris Red to blue

Red to blue My blood spilled Osiris Red to blue Red to blue The capital escapes, feed the felony, I'm dying in an urban tree If I rise and slay you, will the will? My ghost spirit soars above

You're undead Cyrus Blue Red Blue Kill Blood Cut Land Thief Blue red Blue kill Blood cut Lamb thief Tanks me Burn it down Burn it down

Burn it down Thank you. It's the sorrow of our past And all this in June Has gone away We've got love And we will remain Chasing flames Stories remain Unknown

What is the matter In the quiet sea What in the matter? Can you quite see? We must live For the world is to give Our power So beautiful. So black. Power.

So beautiful. So black. Dookie Berenger. Dookie Berenger. I'm trying to decide. It's my turn to go. Mike's turn to shine, baby. Bullshit Night Records. Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. Actually, they're from Amsterdam? Okay. Now I'm confused.

Who is? Bullshit Night's not. They're from Cleveland. Why does it say Amsterdam, Netherlands on their band camp? That might be a prank. No, I think it's because the bandwidth is a little bit better over there, so a lot of people outsource their HTTP.

They get a LAN line, and they reroute it through the cloud. It doesn't matter. Everyone lives on the internet now. Everyone is a sim or a Wii character. What would you be? What would you rather be, a sim character or a Wii character? Oh, a be? What would you rather be, a Sim character or a Wii character?

Oh, a Sim. You do have to think about it. Yeah. I know what Dave would like. You could do more stuff. What do you mean? What do you mean what I mean? Have you ever played The Sims?

Well, what kind of stuff do you want to do? I don't know. I don't want to just sit in a weird landscape like if you're a Mii. No, Mii's can play games, though. You can go Mario Kart. Yeah, but I don't have arms. I just have these little balls. Yeah, you do.

I don't even have... Do you have legs? You do have legs. Is it my turn? Joby's got little balls in his butt? Is that what you're saying? Come on, guys. Be wacky. I'm trying to decide if I want to get into this now.

Yeah, let's get into this now. Do it. I'm ready. Actually, I'm going to pass it off to you, Joe B., and I want you to introduce a little bit from what you see. I don't know if I'm ready for this. Go for it. All right, so the tape is Flute Things, in quotes,

and it's The Village Flute Maker Presents Flute Things, a creative celebration And it's the village flute maker presents Flute Things, a creative celebration with the bamboo flute. And it's a renaissance fair type character. Not a character. It's a person. Man. Bearded man playing a pan flute made of bamboo. I was

listening to this today while I was playing a fantasy themed board game and it was very nice accompaniment. Wow. Where'd this come from? I got this down at the beach, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. I was playing a fantasy-themed board game and it was very nice to come up to me. Wow. Where'd this come from? I got this down at the beach, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. I was down there doing a little vacay. These are the things I'm always looking for. Loaded up the Nissan, headed down to the beach for a little weekend. Went to some thrift store.

I can't remember what it was called. 25 cents. They had tapes. I got that one over there. I got this tape. World's Most Beautiful Merry-go-round music. And then this flute things. You know, 25 cents each. Classic thrift grips, right? Yeah, well, that's a good one.

Yo, this flute thing tapes, there is, it's not just... Go get excited. Calm down a little bit. It's just... You know, I get irritated or very mad very easily. It's really, ugh. You know, I get irritated or very mad very easily. Oh,

it's really fucking good. That's stupid. No, it's not. The story behind it too. So this guy, Eric Samson, I think his name is.

I want to get it right. Eric the Flute Maker Flute Thing, self-released C60. I got it written down here. I think his name's Eric Samson. I think it's on the back flap.

Eric Samson, yeah. Still lives, this tape probably came out like, what do you think, the 90s? Yeah. Something like that. He still. I think it's on the back flap. Eric Sampson, yeah. Still lives... This tape probably came out in, like, what do you think, the 90s? Yeah. Something like that. He still lives at the same address on the back.

Oh, how do you know that? Oh, I did a little bit of research, and... My tape is rather old. If you go to erictheflutemaker.com, you'll see for about 50 years, he's made over 150,000 wind instruments. Oh, what? Right?

And he still puts out music and makes flutes today. What? And he released that album you can get called Flute Salad, if you want to listen to it. Flute Salad. Flute Salad. Yummy, yummy. Also, on that note, but this dude, like,

also he has something called, like, I forget what it's called. You can go to erictheflutemaker.com. What the fuck was that? That was a weird fart, Dave. So he has something called The Flutemaker Ministries or something like that, where he's buying land and

starting farms for kids in South America and such. With money? With flute money. Huh. He's still at you can write him at 14701 Southwest 18th Court, Davie, Florida, 3325.

33325. Can you buy his flutes on the website? You can buy his flutes on his website. What kind of, how much are they? Reasonable price.

Reasonable price? What kind of flutes are we talking about here? He lists some on the back of this tape that he plays. Look on the back flap. It mentions some of the flutes.

Anyway, this dude's tubes of the flute. Anyway, this dude's living the dream. And he's traveling. He played for the president of Fiji. Does Fiji have a president? No. No? He played for the prime minister of Fiji.

The king of Fiji. The king of Fiji. He played flute for him. And he plays flute. He travels the world just playing flutes. Playing flutes. And saving lives, coincidentally. Huh. It seems like a pretty...

And feeding the people. And feeding children. He seems like a pretty legit, pretty awesome dude, right? Who's just living the life. Right. Right. A satisfaction you'll never feel. But then you search...

No one in this room will feel that satisfaction. You search, like, his crime record? No, no, no. Everything's good. That's the thing. He cleans a whistle. He cleans a whistle, I hope. I haven't searched too much. Yeah, don't search too much. Eric, don't let me down. good. He's clean as a whistle. He's clean as a whistle, I hope. I haven't searched too much.

Yeah, don't search too much. Eric, don't let me down. You're going to find something weird. But also, this tape is so fucking good. A lot of it is just flute, right? Well, yeah. Which you would imagine that'd be the case. You're going to get a lot of flute on this tape.

You're going to get a lot of flute, yeah. I think maybe he covers like Somewhere Over the Rainbow or something like that. Oh, nice. And think maybe he covers like somewhere over the rainbow or something like that. And a lot of just like... Mike, that is a spot on flute. Do that again. He lost it once you put on the reverb.

That reverb makes me comfortable. Put it back on. I'll do a little bit more no you only get one alright I'm gonna play two tracks off this I gotta queue it up somewhere on the B side yo these tracks are so fucking good I'm gonna make a prediction

this dude is like this dude I'm getting all flustered I think people should probably get into this dude yeah i think everyone if you like are you gonna be the one that just rediscovered or discovered this guy and now he's gonna get huge i'm a very i'm a he's gonna play this is really voice of the valley pretty interesting but it's pretty damn scary listen so let's go on this adventure together i want i want to do this Eric Sampson

Here's how I'm listing the artist Eric the flute maker From Flute Things Self released C60 tape Let's just sit Calm down man I just wanted to tell you guys How blessed I am

Alright let's do it. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 um © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Eric the flute maker. Flute Things cassette. Those are those kind of finds that don't come around that often. No, it's fucking tight, man. The tape's fucking tight. And like I was saying, his Flute Maker Ministries thing, I'm reading about it here, formed in 2006.

So God's involved. When my... No, let's not jump to any conclusions. Don't jump to conclusions, Joby. 2006, when my wife Linda and I performed and gave out toys to 18 kids who were in the process of being rescued from a garbage dump in Nicaragua.

And then some of the children, they had no water, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury. But flute music. But this dude, according to this, this might not be bullshit this might be a ponzi scheme he might be trying to get us this might be the one to cry virus but it says here that they bought up land and they uh you know build a like a like a home and started a

farm and stuff and they're like doing all the good go to eric the filmmaker i don't live there no they gave it to me he lives in dav in Davies, Florida. He's solid. Where is that? In Davies, Florida? I don't know where in Florida, but I read something about how the bamboo was just right there. Is it by the beach? Oh, I have no clue. I have no clue.

Dave, what do you think? How do you spell it? What do I think? D-A-V-I-E-S. Cool. He said, what do I think? Do you want me to guess where it is? What do you think about their bamboo? Oh, want me to guess where it is? Unmute my keyboard.

What do you think about their bamboo? Oh, it's the best. It is the best. He said on the site it was the best. Dave, unmute this computer. I got quality stuff. It's by Fort Lauderdale. I got quality stuff going on.

It's not coming through. Dave, wake up. What zone of reality are you in? I just like seeing you get really, really fired up. Why do you keep pressing the button, and then it's not happening? And you're like like seeing you get really, really fired up. Why do you keep pressing the button and then it's not happening? And you're like, all right, Dave, turn it up. And then you're like, Dave. I don't know if you like to do naughty stuff to me.

All right. I don't want to do anything naughty. Well, maybe. Don't be naughty to me. Be nice to me. Come on. Don't be bad boys. Just don't be bad boys.

Don't put sugar on me. All right. You guys want to go now? So that's south of Boca Raton. Okay. Where are the Golden Girls? It's north of Miami, though. So he's in it. He's in the bamboo.

The thick of the bamboo. You better get out of there. The party scene. You know what I mean? Miami. It's Miami, baby. It's Miami, baby. The beach is gone for miles, brother.

All you good on there, I'll just cash a bowl and surf away, brother. Miami. Miami, we call it down there. We wouldn't be awake right now because of Miami. We'd be sleeping right now taking a nap. We'd take a nap. We are so chill. Alright, what do you guys got? I think we're going to play a back-to-back.

Ooh, sounds pretty interesting. Two different teams. How many? Three. back oh sounds pretty interesting two different tapes how many three two tapes three no it's two that's a big masonic number all right what are you playing what are you playing i'm gonna play this eve malone tape okay yeah you might know him as yves maloney this uh rhymes with baloney if rhymes with baloney it can't be bad. This is a new one on Timbal Tapes. They're back. Bone Black.

Bone Black. I really like the layout and everything for this. Oh, yeah. Tiny Little Hammers. Oh, is that who does all the stuff? Oh, yeah. That's who does all the Timbal stuff, my friend. I haven't heard this one yet.

Or have I? Or have I? That's the question. Yeah, Tiny Little Hammers. What this question presupposes is... Hand it over. Hand it to Dave. I want to see what Dave thinks about it. I like a little shot of cover descriptions from Dave sometimes.

It's a little adventure I go on. Dave, what do you think about that cover? I'm a very classy person. It's pretty cool. I knew he'd like it. I knew he'd nail it. I knew he'd nail it with a solid description'd nail it. I knew he'd nail it with a solid description.

And you're listening to Tabs Out. Motherfucker. Oh, he's going to say talk about it. Dave's getting too scary. I'll hand it on over here. What'd they go with

this time? Silver shells? Oh, he's pro-dubbing now. Had the labels on him the last batch, I remember. Your mom's pro-dubbing. I like the

Timbal Tape stuff. They always put like a little Scott Schultz runs this label. He puts just a little bio inside. Not an obituary, because they're not dead. It's the opposite of an obituary. I'm not sure what you call that.

It's liner notes. The opposite of an obituary. Liner notes. You ready to play this, boys? What's Dave going to play? That's right. Double Dose, right? Yeah, Double Dose. How many? Three. I'm going to play this Gates boys? What's Dave going to play? Oh, that's right. Double Dose, right? Yeah, Double Dose. How many?

Three. I'm going to play this Gates tape. Another one on Utech Records. We played that Orthodox tape last time. Yeah, we did. That big, double tall beauty of a tape. Yeah, the beaut. The beaut.

Supreme. There was something wrong with that. Butterfly J card. Yeah, there was. Oh, yeah. There was something wrong with it. There was something wrong with it. There's always something wrong with it.

What was wrong with it? It was just one tape, right? Yeah, it was the double Naruko. The music was good. Is that what was wrong with it? Or was it something else? Was there a double butterfly situation? What was the problem? We didn't like something. It was just one tape.

Yeah, it was a blank white shell in a beautiful package. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, just, yeah. It was a blank white shell in a beautiful package. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah. Yeah, blank, yeah. They went all out, and then they ran out of money. And it was all loose. It was just loose in there. I knew we didn't like something.

I knew we didn't like something, boys. We get to the bottom of it. This is a duo. Gates is Brian W. Bray and Joel Pichon. It's like the French band camp. The French band camp. I like when they send you like 73 cents. Who does?

Band camp. Why? Because somebody bought something and everybody gets their cuts so Obama gets his. Except we're going to investigate Trump when Obama's getting his Bandcamp money. I want to look into the links between Bandcamp and Benghazi.

I bet there's big time links. I bet there's big time. Lock her up. This is too late. UTEC Records, we mentioned they do that. Milwaukee, we'll do it on the shout out for Milwaukee Cassette Works. Don't know much about them.

Never used them. Milwaukee Cassette Works. Joe's holding a sticker. That's their out for Milwaukee Cassette Works don't know much about them never used them Milwaukee Cassette Works Joe's holding a sticker that's their slogan Milwaukee Cassette Works never used them don't know anything about them Joe's holding their sticker I didn't stick it on anything yet

that's when you know that's when you know you got a good sticker like our grandfathers used to have stickers. They put them on their lunch bales. I went to work. They weren't eating avocado toast out of a latte. I found all those stickers in my grandfather's attic after he died.

Yeah, some of them are sketchy. There were some sketchy ones, right? Well, they were all good, though. He didn't want to waste them. This was an edition of 100. Let me see this. This wasn't racist. It was just a different time. Not the sticker, Dave. You dummy. Come on. You're the dumb guy. Give me the tape. this was an edition of 100 let me see it let me see this it wasn't racist it was no not the

sticker dave you dummy come on give me the tape i love illegal stickers what's your favorite illegal sticker um i went i saw a legal sticker back when they played with swamp horse and circus wound they were good uh hillbilly band this is fucking tight looking too I like the silver liner on the shell with the white text that's not pink look at that open that up I'm going to hand you this Dave watch this prank let me hand you this tape that's just all silver

no other color yoink really scary that thing pops on the inside all that pink all that pink let's play these two tapes you ready eve malone new one on timble tapes called bone black timble taste number 13 going and then going right into uh what is this again? Gates? Gates. What's the name of the tape, Dave? Viscera. Viscera tape on Utech.

Two strips of bacon. Three healthy meals and snacks. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. so um Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. guitar solo We'll be right back. Gate playing some real fuck music on you Fucking got that guitar going real fucking hard. Blowing that Eve Malone right out of the water with their stinker sizers. Get out of here, 18 degrees in the building. We got multi-cop coming up for you.

Oh, shit, man. Those are some nice picks. I like those back to back. Yeah, Eve Malone, bone black. Your mom likes it, too. Come on, guys. Grow up. Don't be so rude, okay?

Don't do naughty stuff. We talked about you not doing naughty stuff. Back-to-back. Come on. Don't be too scary. Really. That's how great I was. Toby got you good.

I did. Come on. Don't prank me. It's too scary. He zanked you real hard. I zanked you hard. Really scary. Come on.

And then Gates, Viscera, Utech. Gates. Gates. You ever go through a gate? Yeah. No. What is that like? You remember The Gate?

I love that movie. That's a good movie. I love that movie. I saw it about a year ago. You don't remember The Gate? No. Tell me about it. What?

Sorry. Have you ever seen Jaws? No. I actually haven't. You've never seen Jaws? I know he has. That's why I use that as an example because I know he has it. I haven't seen it beginning to end, but I've seen it.

Just out of order. If you watch it backwards, they need to get a much smaller boat. That's a little Jaws humor for everybody. Can you shuffle scenes on a DVD? I can. I have that power. What do you mean? Do DVDs have a shuffle feature?

I see what you're saying. Why would they? It's like a William S. Burroughs mode. Like a movie that you've seen a million times. Totally out of order. What if you watched Memento on shuffle mode? It would still suck. It would still be horrible. Memento's cool, man. I don't remember.

It was alright. Fresh maker. Alright, my turn, right? I know what I'm going to play. I don't remember. It was all right. Fresh maker. All right. My turn, right? I know what I'm going to play. I'm so smart. Dave, what game did you play earlier? I'm so good at this. It was a fantasy game. Oh, yeah.

You mentioned earlier, Dave, you were playing a fantasy game. It was a card game. It was a card game. Battle for Greatport. Battle for Greatport. You fight monsters and stuff. Oh, that sounds cool. Buy cards.

Buy cards. It's a card. You got to buy it. Yeah. And how would you rate this game? How would I rate it you like it enough yet oh incomplete i like it wow i like it because it's cards but the cards have dice so like when you fight something like some cards have dice that you roll to see how much instead of like you know that's five attack you have to roll a dice like does it come a card that you punch a whole bunch of stuff out, and then you have to fold it,

and then it makes a little die? Every time? No, you know, like when you get a game, and, like, it has the pieces that you have to put them all together. Yeah. Not every time. Every time.

You make it, and you fold it, and now it's a little cardboard die. A little cardboard die? Yeah. I think this should be huge. Oh, yeah. You have to fill it with sand. What game do you think has the largest dice?

The largest? Is there a board game that comes with the big fussy dice? I don't think it comes with it. Or the dice from the Price is Right game? You might have to put that separate. I always wanted those. The big Price is Right dice? Yeah.

I always wanted Plinko. I'm going to roll them down the stairs. Or what was the thing when the thing would come down from the top? I don't know. Price is Right on it uh my work the other day it's still on a lady yeah drew carrie does it now yeah and a lady did plinko she had one chip and she hit the ten thousand dollar thing good for her good for her good for her yeah jay hamilton isaacs from dugout canoe number seven on uh let's see how you say this ancillary It was tight. J. Hamilton Isaacs from Dugout Canoe No. 7. Let's see how you say this. Ancillary apothecary?

No, ancillary apothecist. Oh, what? The second release on the label. I can't really find anything about them on the internet. I tried Google. I tried Yahoo. Bing? You know what? I didn't Bing them, Joe.

Yeah, Bing's the good one. Oh, I never think of Bing. I've never used Bing. Me neither. I never used it. That's pretty good for images. Why would you? Why would you do it?

Image search. It's better for image search. Google has that. Yeah, but Bing is better. I build pretty good computers. I'm going to have to try it. Yeah, give it a go. I thought it was pretty good.

Yeah, I'll give it a whirl. I think this... I'm feeling a little adventurous. I want to change it up a little bit, you know? So let's go on this adventure together. I think this person is from Denver. Oh, I have a note here that says Dave will like the inside flap.

Well, first of all, I'm going to pass this around and it's coming to you, big boy. I also have another note here that I made that the art looks like the Flying Toaster screensaver but would take out food plastic bags. It's coming? Just wait. Shout out to

Milton Melvin Croissant III who is listed as doing the art for this. Art by Milton Croissant. Hand it over to Dave. I have a note here that says Dave will like the inside flap. And I forget what it means. But I'm going to die to see if Dave likes the inside flap. He has the tape. Well, you're building it up.

He might not like it. I hope. God, I think he will. I'm confident. Well, you're overconfident. He's not the reaction. What, this with the little bean? Yeah. Let me see it. I thought he liked the bean. The inside J card has like one quarter

of it is like white and there's like this tiny little bean I don't like it so much as I like that you think I would like it I like that I like that you thought of me But I don't get why I'm always thinking about you guys Why would Dave like that? I thought he would like it

And it might get exciting at times I really thought he would like it It's cool I've loved everything this guy has done so far. Either way. What is he talking about there? This tip's really, really fucking good. Yeah, man.

Give it to me. You ready to go on this adventure together? I'd like to. Let's check it out and see if it works. I love the little logo. This little light. The bean? You mean the bean?

Hold on. Is it the bean? Not the bean. Is it the bean? Let down again. The little guy. It's a bridesmaid. The little guy on the little logo. The bean? You mean the bean? Hold on. Is it the bean? Not the bean. Let down again. The little guy on the shell there. I was banking on the bean for this one. What's he doing? He's the logo guy.

I don't like that you guys have a thing now. My bean thing flopped. Me and Dave, he showed it to me last night. Wait, are you talking about this bean? The bean's on the shell too. The bean's on the shell too, Dave. You like that? Let me see. I got him right here. What is he?

He's got like a long nose that's made out of like a bone. You know what that looks like? No. This looks like it would be the main character in the cartoon that family or Ha Ha... What was the name of that group? Ha Ha ha mart yeah yeah yeah like

the theme song that they wrote for a cartoon that would be the main character what was what was the little like piece of shit puppet character on peewee's playhouse i don't know my dad wouldn't let me watch like rodney or something like that rodney this looks like when he gets pissed off it looks like that puppet but this this tape, let's jump. This tape's fucking, this tape's really good. J. Hamilton Isaacs, Dugout Canoe No. 7 is the name of the tape. Go. Let's go.

Let's check this out. Let's go on this adventure. It's too scary. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Jay Hamilton Isaacs. That sounds like a shoemaker. Jay Hamilton Isaacs. Like a fancy shoe. Yeah. Like a really, like, yeah.

Like that's the shoe brand. The ones that you get like polished at the airport and stuff. Yeah big time did they do that anymore i think so yeah yeah people still wear shoes that need to be polished that's what i've never had a shoe shot no no i don't see yeah i don't see why you would dave don't see why you would i don't understand why people wear suits and stuff just not comfortable what do why are. Why are we still playing this game? Why are we still wearing costumes? I'm a very classy person. Just put something nice and comfy on.

And it's kind of weird when you think of it. Like, a tie is really odd. I like how Tab's out, because that podcast, episode number one to four, let us know if you think a tie is really odd. Like, I can't take you seriously unless you're almost strangling yourself with a piece of cloth with a pattern on it.

Where did Joe B. go? Where is he? He went to Tinkle. I think this Jay Hamilton Isaacs guy is going on tour with Kevin Greenspan this summer. Oh, really? And I think Kevin Greenspan is playing in Delaware, so I think we might take in a little show.

Joe B.'s back. Where were you? Were you taking a number two? Do a real naughty number two in there? I like when Joby comes back in the middle of something, though. I love that. Because he asked for an update. He's like, all right, what were you playing? Something orange milk? Yeah. What do I got going here?

All right, that was me. Joby, you're up now. What are you going to play? E plus R-O equals three. The Illusionist. I hear it's pronounced E-Row-Three. E-Row-Three. How did you hear that?

Internet. You clicked the pronunciation thing. Let me remember real quick. Internet. Like you listened to it phonetically? There was a little button you pushed? No, it said pronounced E-Row-3. Oh, it says that?

E-Ross III is the name of the person who does this project. Correct? Yes. And you put emphasis on illusionist. Yeah. Because those letters, Dave, ill, are capitalized. What do you think about that? Why don't you soak that on in?

I like his look on the inside. Oh, what's he holding? A book with a bird in it? Is that the Bernie Sanders bird? I think it is the Bernie Sanders bird. He's got that frilly neck thing like the vampires have. Like Lestat has. A gizzard? Is that a gizzard? Is that what that's called? A gizzard? It's not called a gizzard.

I don't know what he's holding in his hand. What is the turkey thing? What does that actually call it? I always called it a gizzard, but I know it's not that. It is a gizzard. It's a gizzard, right? Yeah. But isn't there... Can't you get... No, I'm thinking of something else.

You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. What are you thinking about? Hand me this tape, Joe, while you guys discuss this gizzard. There's these little giblets. What's the difference between a loin and a ship? That's what I'm's these little giblets. What's the difference between a loin and a shit? That's giblets. Yeah, okay. That's what I was...

The giblets. I think my parents used to feed them to the dog. Did you ever eat a chicken liver? No. Oh, they're disgusting. I don't like organ meats. No. Organ?

Yeah, organ meats. I made a joke. Oregon like Portland. This cover is fucking awesome. This cover kind of looks like a really weird video game for Atari. Like a North Korean

Atari bootleg video game. No, this is something you played on Windows 3.1. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? As soon as it came out of my mouth, I realized that's not what I wanted to say. I did want to say Atari.

Remember the Philips 3DO? I feel so stupid about that. You don't remember the 3DO game system? That was a game system? It played CDs. One of the first ones that played CDs? Yeah, but it was weird because they sold it in a mall in a camera shop.

What? Yeah, it was really weird. You could demo it at a booth. You would at Best Buy or whatever. Who made it? Philips? It was Philips. Philips Electronics.

They made the three. TVs and stuff? I think another company eventually bought it. But I had one. Of course, because it was like this. Just get him this one. Yeah. And your mom's like, no, he wants Nintendo.

This is Bonding Capes number 17. But this one's got a kiosk. There was a taxi, like a driving game called Quarantine. You were like a taxi driver in a post-apocalyptic city, and it had... What? What? I'm trying to signal to you to turn him up

without interrupting you. I can't hear Joe B. Me? And I was trying to not make it a thing. I was trying to signal to you to turn him up without interrupting you i can't hear joe b me and i was trying to not make it a thing i was trying to be professional who's i was like what is mike i was right hi actually i was trying to keep eye contact with as long as possible i could tell you how long i could tell you were doing that waving i don't appreciate it because i could tell you were doing that go on with your story suppose i mess up the flow did i mess up the flow did I ruin that story you guys bonding tapes number 17 edition of 50 you want to get into this

let's do it let's get right into it Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. We're shining. We're shining. We're shining. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, from the furthest corners of the world, where the dark arts still hold sway, I present to you a man who has unlocked these mysteries. Thank you. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, from the furthest corners of the world, where the dark arts still hold sway, I present to you a man who has unlocked the beast missile. Thank you. A man who has... Eero 3? Eero 3. I believe that's how you say it.

How's a person E plus... You were so confident about it before we played earlier. I'm still extremely confident in this pronunciation. It's, if you're Googling, E plus R-O equals three. That was weird. It started off JFK and turned into something else. Yeah. Well, you know, the man was shot in the head, Dave.

You got to move on. You got to move on to new things. Totally unfair. It was unfair. But you know who's treated even worse? You want to talk about that? You want to get into that? You better hope there's no tapes of that, Dave.

All right, who played that? You'd be... I did. Bonding tapes, by the way, number 17. Dave, what do you got? Speaking of the 3DO, gaming retrospectives have frequently accused the 3DO of having an abundance

of poor quality interactive movies. What? They had a bunch of... Oh, interactive movies....poor quality interactive movies. What? They had a bunch of poor quality interactive movies. What do you mean interactive movies? So it's like, since it's a CD game, so you put the CD in,

and it's like a choose-your-own-adventure movie. Yeah. Or like that game when they kidnap Aerosmith. I don't know what that is. Remember that game from the arcade? No, that was like a shooter game. Yeah.

But depending on what you do, you make choices at the end of each round, right but this isn't a game though you just are making choices and then being entertained by the story that unfolds is joe pesci ever like you like that's like the the prize he's a hot prize the door opens and joe pesci's there hey i'm joe pesci because it's a film hey i'm joe pesci heyci. Hey, I'm Joe Pesci here, walking. Yeah, I think... You're not supposed to get prizes from movies? No, I don't know what movies you watch. I always, at the end of a movie,

I always think... Your uncle gives you a prize afterwards? No, it was just... You know, it's like, Mikey, come downstairs and watch this movie with you. I'll give you a prize. Now I kind of want to look at... I want to see how...

This came out in 94. I want to look and see how this works. I always look for the prize. There's always a prize in the movie. I'm like, I wonder what the prize was. I wonder what the prize was. What is the prize? All right, Davey.

What is the prize? What is the prize? Davey, what do you got? Oh, is it my turn? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to play this. Like you wouldn't believe. Pacino.

Pacino. This is Daniel Clegg. Oh, that's who that impression was. Daniel Clegg. Daniel Clegg. Devotional. We live Clegg. Oh, that's who that impression was. Daniel Clegg. Daniel Clegg. Devotional. We live in France. Patient Sounds. We haven't played anything on Patient Sounds for a little while.

Have we not? Have we not done that? It's been a little bit. I was playing Words with Friends with Matthew Sage, who runs the label, and he just stopped playing with me because I was destroying him. What is that sound I hear? Oh, Dave's... Dave, what is that? Oh, sorry., Dave's... Dave, what is that? Oh, sorry.

His RAM's loading. Was that your bandwidth? I'm watching Quarantine. Oh, really? The trailer for it? The game I used to play. Or someone playing it. No, I think it's actually just like gameplay footage.

Oh, gameplay footage. You're watching it right now, you mean? Oh, my God. This looks so bad. He was loading it. 94. Hold on. What about the patient sounds?

Are we doing the podcast now? No, we like to do multitask. We're doing multiple things here. That's what people like. They like to know what we're into. Okay, yeah, you're right. You're right. It's a personality game.

It's branding. Hey, I'm Mike. 27. 2022. And I love windsurfing. If you catch me down Miami, cash and balls on beaches that go for miles. 2022 AD.

Chemo City is the jewel of the West. A very prosperous city. Are you doing Daniel Clegg material? In the hover car capital of the world. Like any motoropolis, Chemo City has a growing What? Oh, it got all blurry.

Sorry. It got all blurry. I was just getting into the story too yeah you were really like and it might get exciting in time funny story alright get back to this tape Dave

calm down cool em out recorded autumn 2015 they're way too hot look at this beauty look at this beautiful J card with the... Look at this beautiful J card. A tree in the wintertime. A barren tree.

Devotional. That gives me a lot of... Patient Sounds number 86 in addition to 100. Yeah. Oh, does that inspire you to make music, Joe? Yeah, it inspires me to make some music tonight. Does that photo make you want to make some... Yeah.

Maybe I should sit in front of some pictures. Maybe that'll get my juices flowing. It's bleak but hopeful. Dave, let me ask you, are you looking at pictures long enough? Do you look at art long enough? Yeah, I don't think you really look at art, Dave. How long are you supposed to look at art?

Depends on the art, how many colors are used, what kind of brush they made. Like minutes per color. Minutes per color. It's not like that, Dave, because if somebody has good... It's not that simple, Dave.

If somebody's good in the art world Dave you'll know how many seconds it is Dave come on uh you're like some stuff you don't even need to look at

you just know it's good because somebody mentions it okay that's how art works you dummy uh this person has a tape out I'm trying to look for their name here

they've taped out your internet is so bad I know I've been having problems with it oh my god it's so bad I've been having issues with the internet. I build pretty good computers.

Constellation Tattoo and Chill Mega Chill I know they have tapes out on. This came out of Patience Sounds like last year. Devotional. Dave, can you turn off the video game thing? No, it's buffering. Does it really matter that much? Now you're talking buffering. Why? Because we're doing...

Does it really matter that much? But now you're talking to me. Talk to me. Yeah, I guess he's got a point. It's just so loud, too, though. You can barely hear it. I bet us talking about this game is going to...

There's going to be a resurgence. You think we'll get a lot more hits? No, there's going to be a resurgence of it. And the flute guy's going to do the new soundtrack. Yo, the soundtrack for this game was actually really good.

It was like a bunch of like Australian and Australian punk bands. Australian punk bands? Yeah. Like pop punk bands. Oh, alright. A lot of this stuff sounds like Lemonheads.

Stuff like that. Oh, I love Lemonheads. Now his phone's going off. Well, you know he's an important guy. I'm sorry, Mike. Let's talk about that J-Card art. The J-Card art. Let's talk about that J-Card. I would love to listen to it. Let's hear your new character.

Do your new character. What are you doing now? What do you got now? What are you working on? What are you working on? Some guy that starts off Mexican. He has a Mexican accent and then it turns into something else. It's a Spanish accent, Dave. The resin's getting to be too much. Don't make fun of my characters.

If you're talking about The Rock from Slovak... You went over the line, Dave. You can make fun of Mike, his hands, the shape of his body, how tall or short he is. But don't talk about the characters. No, don't make fun of his characters.

That's his art. Only God can judge me. Let's get into this. Cash me the fuck outside. I feel like last time we talked about video games, you got really upset too. He doesn't like video games. When we started talking about the cassette,

remember the cassette games? I still say ZX Spectrum. ZX Spectrum. ZX Spectrum. He got so mad. I didn't get mad. Oh, you got mad. You got big time mad. Why are you guys ganging up on me? No, a second ago I was

defending you. Remember? What were we playing? Daniel Craig. Daniel Clagg. New Bond. Well, he's not new anymore. I'm just done with you. No, he's done.

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Remember that? Clagg. Who was the guy on... In Home and Heroes? Who was... When he goes, Clagg! Who was the...

What's it called? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The guy on the stomach. The brain. Oh, Clang. Clang. I thought it was Crang. I thought it was Crang. Crang.

It was Crang. You fucked. You pranked me again. Devotional to Salvation Sounds. All right. That would be my turn. And the villain, Sledder. Sledder.

What was the villain's name? Sledder. Sledder. A.C. Sledder. A.C. Sledder. A.C. Sledder. A.C. Sledder is a good name. That's a good project name.

Like, you're sledding on AC. Oh, AC Sledder. Whoa, that is really... What was the one you sent me the other day? I like when he just sends them. I like when we all send them to each other. I've had a couple recently. Oh, Flavor Text?

No, it wasn't Flavor Text. I like Flavor Text. That's a good one, though. Oh, how about those... I was thinking some of those new paint colors that AI made. Who made? You didn't hear about this? No.

I don't know the whole story, but I know it's like an AI invented a bunch of new paint colors. Oh, nice. But let me bring up some of the names. Oh, Science Friction. I like Science Friction. Science Friction?

That one's good. Yeah. Let me read you some of these colors, Joe. Okay, give it to me. Stanky Bean. Burble Slim. I don't know what color that is. Burble Slim.

It's green or a brown. Stanky Bean's like a lavender. Oh, what? I wouldn't have guessed that. Light of Blessed. Grade Bat. Grade Bat. My favorite one.

Sand Dan. Dorkwood. Dorkwood. Bank Butt. Raunching Blue. dorkwood dorkwood bankbutt raunching blue and this is probably some heavily funded experiment snowbonk bankbutt

bankbutt bankbutt's like a green? like a pinkish like a very muted pinkish why are they doing this? this is a waste of time no no no I'm sure it has other pinkish. Pinkish. Like a very muted pinkish. You got banked by it. Why are they doing this? Why? This is a waste of time. No, no,

no, no. I'm sure it has other... What practical value? I'm sure there's gotta be some other practical uses here. I'm sure there's some very damn practical uses here. I'm sure they're doing good stuff with this. They just made a robot pick random colors. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself.

No, I'm sure they know what they're doing here. It's probably the start of something crazy. Really scary. Look what the robot did. Pretty damn scary. I'm going to play Nickmas. I hate robots. No, that's not true.

I like robots. You like robots. I like handy ones. Like, what's your favorite robot? I don't know. Nickmas. How do you say the name of this? Windendream cassette.

Windendream cassette. Third kind. This seems fucking awesome. This just came out. I dig this. Look at the shell, first of all. That's a treat. Damn.

Acme needs to change their chip oil. Oh, these are Acme chips? Disgusting. Acme or is it their chip oil. Oh, these are Acme chips? Disgusting. Acme or is it Giant? It's Giant. We're going to check it right now. Vegetable oil. That's why.

May contain wheat. Fish. Shellfish. May contain wheat, fish. Why shellfish? I guess it's all fried in the same oil. Does it really say that? Yeah, it really says that.

Well, that changes everything. You have fish chips over here. That's why. I love fish chips. They are pretty fishy. This is amazing. I got Mexican food the other day. Something's fishy here.

At the disco again. Oh, that studio? Studio 52. Yeah, that crazy. Studio 69. That's a big Masonic number. Yeah, that shell. That gold shell. It's number. Yeah, that shell, that gold shell. It's like Zelda.

It's like Zelda for NES. No, it's gold, right? Please tell me it's gold, right? It's gold. Or you have to go to the doctor. I definitely would go to the doctor if that was not gold. It's white gold. No, it's white gold.

No, it's 24 karat, baby. This is silver. That's not silver. What's wrong with that? Joe B., I'm sorry, that is gold. No, it's 24 karat, baby. This is silver. That's not silver. What's wrong with that? Joe B., I'm sorry. That is gold. Nuh-uh. Yeah, it's gold.

It doesn't look like the Zelda game, I'll tell you that much. It also has a reversible J card. Ooh, I love that. I love, like, it's the same artwork, pretty much. But the inside, I'll tell you this, I like the inside more, but since the fucking tape is gold

it goes with this cover better so I keep that one out with the gold on it. Put some gold on it. Put some gold on it if you like it. This person did a tape on orange milk I think like five years ago or something. It was like one of the earliest orange milk tapes I think I heard.

And it's really fucking good. Oh, I remember that tape. Do you remember that tape now? Yeah, it was like a MIDI kind of thing, right? Yeah, yeah. And the cover had that VR-looking face on it. Yeah. Like a lawnmower man. It was like really scary.

No, it was pre-that. Oh, it was pre-that. It was pre-ranking with the... Yeah, they wasn't put windows in the sky yet. He doesn't do that very often. Is anything wet? You know what? This might have been a Seth Graham cover,

because it wasn't as good as the other ones. Keys are a little bit better. This Nick Miss tape, I hope that's how you say it. Actually, I don't hope that's how you say it. I don't really care. Why do you hope that? I don't.

I don't really care. Let's get into this. Just trying to save face. Gold shell. I just want to share this with you guys Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a man. Is that how you say it? You all right, Joe? You didn't time that well, huh? It's kind of like when you get tetanus. Because you got nicked by something? Yeah. It's like when you get really hit by the nail and you get... How do you say it?

How do you say it? If you get stabbed really hard. Yeah. What do you think it's like? Do you think it's worth to get stabbed really hard or stabbed just a little bit? What's worse? Yeah. Stabbed really hard.

Yeah. What are you talking about? No, which one do you think would feel worse? What's going to hurt? Joe, let me ask you a question. What's going to hurt more? If somebody flicks your nose or punches you as hard as they can. I think it's different. No. No, it's not. No, I think it hurts. It would definitely

hurt more the little poke. I think the little one. Yeah. I think it hurt. It definitely hurt more the little poke. I think the little one. Yeah. Just the tiny little poke. I think the big one you go into. At first. I think the big one you would like. Well, you wouldn't feel it at first.

And you'd be like, ah. Yeah. And then 10 minutes later, it would really hurt. No, you know what? It would probably hurt a lot. Like when a dog bites you? And never been bit by a dog. Please, I'm way too powerful for that.

No dog has been able to catch up to me. I'll outrun it. You've never been bit by a dog? I will outrun. You've never been bit by a dog bites you? Never been bit by a dog. Please, I'm way too powerful for that. No dog has been able to catch up to me. I'll outrun it. You've never been bit by a dog? I will outrun. You've never been bit by a dog? No, I'm announcing it here today. I got bitten in the face by a dog. You got bitten in the face by a dog?

Is that what it is? That's what's wrong with Dave's face. I've always was like, what is up with dog's... What are those marks? What's up with the dog marks on Dave's face? Why are those scars on Dave's face? Why is that dog hanging from his face? The dog's still there.

It was like a little mutt. I don't know. Tiny little dog. I was eating something. You were like putting your face in it. No, no, no. He was fucking with it. I was like five years old and I went to eat.

I was eating something. I put it up to my mouth. Turn who up? Come on. Just do it. Why do you have to stop everything? Just turn my headphones off. I wasn't sure if it was me this time.

Because you were pointing all over. Why is it? I'm trying to do hand signals. You don't do them right. You're pointing at the door. You're pointing at the ceiling. I don't know what you're pointing at. Why is it an emergency? Just take your headphones off and you can hear me. And then when I'm done my story,

you can just say, turn my headphones off. Jesus. Jesus. and then when I'm done my story you can just say turn my headphones up Jesus I'm so sorry we're still getting the hang of it I'm so sorry alright who's playing what I think I don't know that was Nick Miss Wind and Dream 3rd kind I don't know what's going on you're up

no I'm up what do you got I'm gonna play this Ben Zimmerman tape. Oh, no, you aren't. Yeah, I am. Yeah, you are. Cy Mulcaster. Cy Mulcaster.

We come from Paris, France. Cy Mulcaster. On Bedlam. Bedlam tape. This is Bedlam number 27, I believe. I almost brought two Bedlam tapes today. I'm liking that red and black. But then I thought you would tell me no.

Black and red. Mike would call me and be like, you can't play two. No, he wouldn't. He would never do that. I would play a double back. Yeah, come on, man. Give me a break. That's the old Mike. I like this like sunny day real estate sun and then a cloud

and then some broccoli, a broccoli floret and then a pineapple. A couple of wavy lines. A couple of wavy lines. lines you know in every episode of psych there's a pineapple is it really yeah what are you making they're making a movie did you tell me that i didn't know that i'm real excited i'm rock hard are they really yeah just on usa or whatever is that what it was on yeah yeah it's just like not in the theaters netflix no it's going to be on usa i like that i'm a big psych head i'm a big psych i want to re. I like that. I'm a big psych head. I'm a big psych head. I want to re-watch it, actually.

Oh, I'm a big psych head. My friend Bobby told me. That's who it was. Ben Zimmerman. I think this guy's done some stuff on Lopatin's label, software. David Lopatin does that label, right? Yeah. I think he did an LP on there or something.

Really? I think. I don't know. Everybody's got the YouTube, right? Or the Google? Web access. I use Bing. Everyone has web. I don't know. Everybody's got the YouTube, right? Or the Google? Web access. I use Bing. Everyone has web. Well, not everybody. Not everybody. And that's what I'm here to speak to you about today.

That's what I'm here to talk to you about today. We're looking to get cool Wi-Fi with awesome passwords. You need to get cool Wi-Fi. I love walking through where people live and looking at their Wi-Fi. I love walking through and looking at people's Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi's names. Job of the Hut.

Sometimes it's that. I try to guess passwords. I like when it's stuff like... Honey, do you want to walk up the block and try to guess some Wi-Fi passwords? And we don't really put them in. We just say them to each other. Because I don't want to accidentally get in and... That's breaking the law.

That's illegal. That's illegal. That's dangerous. We just talk about it. What if it was this? We just have a laugh. I like when it's something really aggressive like, get off my network. And we're taking a walk. Fuck you. So we're getting exercise. This is Barack Obama. I'll come get you if you do it.

Alright, Ben Zimmerman. You want to play the same? I want to see the artwork I've been holding it and we'll go right into it that looks like psychedelic I like this a lot this is awesome the tape's turned into a monster job of the hut that's exactly how job of the hut sounds

alright well let's go on the pleasure barge I already have that tape Ben Zimmerman I already have that tape. Ben Zimmerman. I already have that tape. Well, then, you'll like to hear it. Timocaster, Bedlam Tapes.

Nice red shell. Oh, that's red shell. I'm going to take a bite out of it. But what about that tape? Candy apple red. I'm going to take a bite out of that candy apple red now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so um so uh Thank you. Ben Zimmerman. Are we back now?

I said it first. That was so confusing. I'm not talking about telescopes. That was just music, Mike. Yeah, it's not that confusing. I know you were like, I don't get this. Some friends of ours have a telescope that he keeps in his garage.

It's on wheels. Really? It's huge. And you have to calibrate it. I met this guy earlier. Well, how do you calibrate it? I don't know. He told me he needs my help. I don't know why he thinks I can calibrate a telescope. Pretty damn scary.

It's fun. Ben Zimmerman, simulcaster, cassette on Bedlam. You ready to bring this turkey back to roost? You ready to bring this turkey back to roost? Is that an analogy for ending something? Yeah. Okay. Well, you want to bring... Full circle. Full circle. Back to roost. Is that an analogy for ending something? Yeah. Okay. Full circle. Full circle. Back to roost.

A perfect circle. System of a down. All your hits in one cassette. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Don't count them yet. That's a real one. Or you might not have all of them. And then don't put them all in one basket. One might be a rooster.

I'm confused. So when do you count them? Hmm? When do you count them? When they come back to roost. You count your chickens before they hatch. You don't count your chickens before they hatch. Well, have they roosted yet? That's a big

masonic number. I have no clue. Okay. I'll make a flowchart for you. 69. If they have roosted, they can be counted. Then they can be counted. The counting can be commenced. Even before they've hatched. What's that thing? Green, huh? You ready to end this up with

big gulps, huh? It's a big baggie. It's a... It's a big one, boy. Hibernation reverses the outcome of genetic competition. I already have that tape oh yeah dave do you know how many tapes are in here joe bay just one three hibernation reverses three hibernation reverses the outcome of genetic competition huh is that true? Thousands of I am Arnold Schwarzenegger

Thousands of Dead Gods number 7 just came out. It's a triple cassette. Triple cassette. Let me see. Three strips of bacon. We're talking about Too Scraped by the Freezer Crowd. Is this guy fighting a snake? The logo of the label? Or is it some fun ribbon thing? I think it's like a ribbon dancer.

I think he's getting attacked by something. That's pretty weird for such like a too scary label. Like everything about him. Really scary. Beyond the runes type label. And they're like, I think the logo should be a fun, a guy with a ribbon. Just having a blast. Like a ribbon dancer?

Just forgetting about the world and having a blast. Like a marching band? No, he's at like a music festival. I'm just done with you. At a music festival. I'm getting my mojo back. The Chemical Brothers are playing and he's just playing with that ribbon.

Doing all the tricks. What is that thing called? The ribbon. The marching band people that play with the ribbon. What is that called? I don't know what they're called. What is that discipline? Figure this shit out, guys.

Discipline. That you can get to college with. You can get into a college if you're really good at that. If you're really good at that. Full rod. Yeah. You can play with. That's what Larry Bird went to French Lick for.

That's what he went for. Ribbon. That's such a weird thing. Marching band's weird, too. I don't understand. No, man. That's very. Because you're not a patriot.

Because you're not a true patriot. I like the drums. So let's go on this adventure together. Did I say who was on this? The Band-Aid, huh? Shredded Nerve, Pleasure Island, Scant. They each get a tape. They're short, but they're sweet. Oh, yeah?

So it's like a three-way split? It's a three-way, but it's... Well, it's not a split because they each get a tape. They're short, but they're sweet. Oh, yeah? So it's like a three-way split? It's a three-way, but it's... Well, it's not a split because they each get their own tape. So there's three tapes, three artists. That's a big Masonic number. Three. So I'm not really sure.

So what do you call this, then? Triple cassette. I think you call it... It's not a comp. It's not a comp. It's not a comp. It has to be five or more. Five or more?

Yeah. Because it's a four-way split? Four-way split. It's just a comp. It's not a comp. It has to be five or more. Five or more? Yeah. Because it's a four-way split? Four-way split. It's just a collection. Great as hits. I don't know. Dave with the phone. Dave with the phone.

It's a little late for these texts. It's a little late for this, buddy, okay? It's a late Saturday night. Well, this is cool. So, Shred It Nerve, Justin Lakes, Pleasure Island, John Pyle. Which one are you going to play? I'm going to play all of them. What?

All of them? They're not that long. You're so crazy. You know what they say, the harsher the bear, the shorter the tape. You are fucking crazy, man. These are like C5 or something. Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ.

Maybe C6, C7. They're shorties. They're really short. They're nice, though. They're awesome. I'll like them. All Christ. Maybe C6, C7. They're shorties. They're really short. They're nice, though. They're awesome. I'll like them. All right. I think Thousands of Dead Gods is also like a store.

I think they're running... I think Justin Lace is running... Like a brick and mortar? Like a... I don't know what they made it out of. When did people start saying that? Brick and mortar? Yeah.

A week or so ago. About last week. About a week ago. About a week ago. Two weeks ago. Up in New York. I think the name is... Oh, they got it from, you know where they got the name from? Rita's Water Ice.

Oh, I love Rita's. That was Rita's Water Ice name. I like a custard, like a blendini. Is that what it's called? I don't know. I haven't been there in a while. They still have soft pretzels? I don't think they do, actually.

I remember they used to have soft pretzels. They did used to have soft pretzels. That's one thing I remember. I think Larry would get them. I'm sure. He's so dumb. So let's play. It comes in one of these,

like a tall bag. A poly bag in the industry, we call it. And it's got each artist has their own like 8 1⁄2 by 11 insert inside. It's got this like... A little booklet too.

Well, no, no. That's what the 11... It's not a booklet. They didn't bind it. There's no staple. Oh. Each of these is just a separate sheet

of 8 1⁄2 by 11 paper. Oh, I see now. What do you think about it now? Not as good as you thought, huh? Are you sure they just didn't forget to staple that? Well, I'll tell you one thing. They forgot to dub one of the tapes. One was blank.

So what are we going to do? No, I got the file emailed to me. We don't do that. No, but then I dubbed it onto the tape. Oh, all right, all right, all right. Joe. Joe. Joe was ready to give you to me. We don't do that. No, but then I dubbed it onto the tape. Oh, alright, alright, alright. Joe. Joe. Joe was ready to give you some shit. I've thought of everything.

I've thought of everything for this. I don't even know why I doubted it. Alright, well let's get into this. All three. Shredded Nerve, Pleasure Island, Scant from the Hibernation Reverses the Outcome Genetic Competition Thousands of Dead Gods, number seven. Thanks to Tapehead City for sponsoring from the Hibernation Reverses the Outcome genetic competition thousands of dead gods number 7 thanks to Tapehead City

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if it's in the Noroco it's ready to go to you thanks to I'm waving right now yeah thanks for our musical guest Dave They got all the stuff. If it's in a Noroco, it's ready to go to you. Thanks to Joe. I'm waving right now. Yeah, thanks for our musical guest, Dave. You ready to do this? You ready to end this? Episode number, what number is it? 104.

Is it 104? 104. Is it 104? Yeah. All right. Really scary. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so so I'm not sure what I'm sorry. I'm not sure what I'm doing here. so so so

so so so so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so Thank you. I'm a soldier on the stone I'm a soldier on the stone Come on, I'm a soldier © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. Make sure there was another soul I got a soul I got a soul Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Mile 143 Mile 143 Mile 143 Mile 14 Exit 159, I'm sorry. Thank you.