Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #105 | 06.11.17
Episode Date: June 11, 2017Rick Weaver, Jenzeits, Gimungo, Joe Limbus, 555, American Landscape Painting, Michael Hix, Action/Discipline, death's dynamic shroud.wmv, Smellycat, Takahiro Mukai, International Debris, Stef Chura, ...and Kronos Quartet.
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This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Duplication.ca.
Tape duplication and other stuff out of Montreal and Toronto.
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It was really good.
That's very special.
Don't lure me now.
All right.
You got me going.
Maybe if you did it again, I'd do it.
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You're going to go there.
You're going to get your tapes duplicated.
Or you're just going to buy blank tapes.
You're going to dub them yourself.
You're also going to buy all of your supplies there,
your Noroco cases.
Get your J cards printed.
Ooh.
Get your records pressed.
They probably got CDRs.
Do they still have CDRWs?
Do they make those?
I don't know.
Are they the ones that you can rewrite over?
Yeah, maybe.
As much as you want. Well, I think there's a limit. Is there a limit? Yeah, there Are they the ones that you can rewrite over? Yeah, maybe. As much as you want.
Well, I think there's a limit.
Is there a limit?
Yeah, there might be a limit.
A right limit, yeah.
Huh.
How do you know if you're reaching the limit?
Does the CD get smaller?
Is that where three-inch CDs come from?
Yeah, they have that.
I love three-inch.
I'm not going to get started on that.
Let's move on.
If you go to duplication.ca,
go to their cassettes what is it audio cassette no
what is it cassette selection guide click on cassettes and it's cassette selection guide
i want you to see i want you to be a witness to this to the the plethora the amount
the variety of cassette shells they have it's's ridiculous. They do have a lot.
It's absurd.
Someone's got to do something about it.
Let's see what's new. There's too many.
That's why I don't order from them.
Too many choices.
It's like when you're walking down the chip aisle
and there's just so much.
You're like, now I'll get pretzels.
The new for June 2017.
Pretzels are my go-to.
A hard pretzel?
I like soft pretzel.
Well, you can't.
I like those, too.
I can't get those in bags.
You're not buying a bag of 30 soft pretzels?
Why don't they sell bags of mini soft pretzels? I don't know. They should like those, too. I can't get those in bags. You're not buying, like, a bag of 30 soft pretzels? Why don't they sell, like, bags of mini soft pretzels?
I don't know.
They should.
Because they won't stay soft.
It wouldn't be that hard.
Like, we couldn't do it.
I think they could do it.
Yeah.
If we, yeah.
New for June 2017.
Chrome Red Tint High Def.
They make white bread stay soft.
It looks like it's made of jelly.
They make what?
White bread stay soft.
Yeah.
That's like not.
Why can't you make a little mini pretzel stay soft?
That's how I'm going to do my presentation to the fat cats with all the money. White bread stays soft? Why can't you make a little mini pretzel stay soft? That's how I'm going to do my presentation
to the fat cats with all the money.
White bread stays soft.
I'm going to just drop the...
For years, white bread has stayed soft.
But pretzels?
That's how it starts.
That's how I get...
I love the...
What do they call it?
It's a precision tabs in red bridge.
It's a good job, man.
It's all clear shell, but like with red parts inside, like the spools.
Oh, like a Jordan?
We talked about that before.
They have a color tape, the Tabs Out cassette podcast soaking wet cassette that you can
get exclusively from duplication.
Which I don't think anyone will ever get because because it just says Tabs Out Soaking Wet.
Which just means the tape is...
I think it says Tabs Out Podcast.
I don't think it does.
Well, either way.
Either way.
But if you click on it,
I think there's a link to our website.
I love links, Dave.
What do you think about links?
It's a hot link.
I love links.
I love hot links.
Cold link, actually.
I like the ones that,
when you hover over them,
they underline.
Yeah.
Those are good. That way you
know it's a link. It'd be cool to find
hidden links.
What are hidden links? You know, like it's a paragraph
lettering, and then, ooh, that one's
got a red outline underneath.
When you have to hover over?
Don't click it. That's too scary.
I don't click on shit like that.
Yeah, I don't click on shit like that. What's in the hatch?
They have a dupe shop in Toronto now, where where you can go there and you can buy cassette tapes i'm looking
at the storefront right now like a walk-in google duplication like a brick and mortar yeah i don't
know yeah yeah yeah it looks like there's brick and mortar go to google duplication.ca and dupe
shop or just go to duplication.ca slash dupe shop and um you can see it for yourself yeah i think
you can buy supplies there and everything.
Hot damn.
Hot damn. If that hasn't sold you, I don't know what's going to.
Duplication.ca.
Justin Theroux is a hell of a president.
Tear down this Brexit.
I love politics.
Alright, duplication.ca.
You're so dumb. You just don't get it.
What tape are you playing?
We're going to play some.
We're going to play some.
We're going to play some.
It's a good label, too.
We're going to play some.
We're going to play some.
We're going to play some.
We're going to play some. We're going to play some Kassim. Too scary. We're going to play some Kassim. 30 years later. We're going to play some Kassim.
Bummer.
We're going to play some Kassim.
That's a big B-shot.
I have no clue.
We're going to play some Kassim.
They hear me like.
We're going to play some Kassim.
30 years later.
We're going to play some Kassim.
Pretty damn scary.
Oh, and everything happens.
We're going to play some Kassim.
All right, play the goddamn tape.
Play the goddamn tape.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Tabs out.
Cassette Podcast, episode number...
105.
I knew you would have it.
That's a good number.
That's a big Masonic number.
105.
I'm really excited about this episode.
The number goblin's back.
Pick up your phone.
I'm calling from inside my house.
This is really, really scary and difficult.
I'm really excited about tonight's episode.
Are you? Why? Well, I should say I'm excited. I'm really excited about tonight's episode. Are you? Why?
Well, I should say I'm excited.
I'm excited for you.
For me.
I'm excited for the listeners.
Oh, not me.
I'm very excited.
Oh, man.
I was working up for this episode all day.
What were you doing?
I was with my trainer, my personal trainer.
Were you just sitting here?
No, my personal. I was. Today was leg know what you know what i like press so you can sit
down you know what i like pressed what 20 30 25 pounds i'm up to the blue weights i can do four
pull-ups clean jerk at work now oh yeah there's a bar by the bathroom you'd practice every day
well yeah but only there two days a week. Okay. But you practice that every day that you're there.
But every one of those days, I do it four.
And you're up to four.
I'm up to four, yeah.
In a row.
Well, yeah, I didn't think you meant spread out the entire day.
You should get the competition going.
Well, we kind of got a little bit.
Eddie can do like ten.
There's always a ten?
Yeah.
One A?
Fast, too.
What's he?
A fucking G.I. Joe?
That's insane.
What did he fight?
Sometimes when I walk by his room, he's doing push-ups.
He's just doing push-ups.
Like he's in prison.
I got to get into that.
Yeah.
I try.
Do some push-ups.
It's hard.
I'm terrible at push-ups.
I could probably do three.
Oh, yeah.
I can do 10.
Yeah, I get irritated.
But towards the end, I'm struggling.
But I can do it.
Three. All right. Put an end to that. I get irritated I'm towards the end I'm struggling but I can do it three
alright the end of that
interesting information
I'm full of it I love it I love it so much
alright Joe B
how about this Joe B
and Dave
since you're not normally here at this time
it's normally me and Dave
that have been starting off early.
We've been having some quality time.
What?
We've been having some...
And it might get exciting at times.
Why don't you guys do a double dose together?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, a twofer.
And then later on in the show,
we'll be giving out tickets
to the Tabs Out Beach House.
Joby, you want to start?
Yeah, I'll start.
I don't know if you can do that.
Don't you start. Don't you start. Don, I'll start. I don't know. Don't you start.
Don't you start.
Don't do anything naughty.
This isn't mine.
No, that's from...
Keep that.
That's another tape.
What are you going to do?
That's a tape from another thing.
Well, you say what you're going to do,
and then I'll say what I'm going to do.
But it looks like this.
Paper, rock, scissors.
Oh, those will go.
Those will go.
Let me see.
Let me approve first.
Good together.
Yeah. Mike approves. I approve approve first. Good together. Yeah.
Mike approves.
I approve.
I'm going to do the Rick Weaver tape that just came out recently on Hasu Mountain.
I'm into that.
A stellar batch.
Did we play the Khaki Blazer tape?
I don't know.
The Secular Arm, it's called.
I can't remember.
I think you did.
Yeah, I did.
I think last episode.
Good batch as always.
Hey, man.
This is a really weird tape.
Yeah, man.
What do you want?
I want the cover
That's what I'm after
What is this here?
What is this little guy playing this trumpet?
I don't know
It's like
How many legs does he have?
Six
See I want to know
Does he have two legs
But the other ones are like
Like mythical leavings of his movements
You know what I mean?
Like he moved his feet And that's about to disappear.
When you do whippets?
Yeah.
Let's do some whippets.
And what's he, like, is he juggling the candles?
Let me see again.
He's juggling the candles and blowing some sort of horned instrument.
It's scary.
Well, he is juggling those candles.
You shouldn't juggle a fire. What are you, stupid?
No, if you know what you're doing.
If you know what you're doing.
And balancing on a ball.
And he's holding a leash to a monkey with a little clown costume on.
He knows what he's doing.
He is an entertainer.
He's an entertainer.
See, back in the day, they don't do it like that anymore.
Yeah, they don't do it like that.
Let me tell you about back in the day.
You had to sing.
You had to dance
juggle tell a song and dance man yeah exactly doing a little soft shoe when was the last time
when was the last time um come on man uh let me think at the top of my head who's a who's a big
actor right now justin timberlake who was that boy the young guy in avatars tom cruise the young
boy what was the last time you seen tom cruise do some soft show? Yeah. Give me a break. Dave, what are you going to play after B plays this
Hasu Mountain number 56 Rick Weaver tape?
Genzits?
I don't know how to say this.
How would you say that?
Let me get my eyes on it.
Is it some French word?
I'm pronouncing it wrong.
Genitois Cosmic.
I don't know.
Say that again.
Genzits.
Give that man some reverb, Dave.
Say that again. Itanjitz. Give that man some reverb, Dave. Say that again.
It's a late Saturday night.
Zanjitz.
Cosmic.
Lieforms.
I've loved everything this guy has done so far.
Good job, Joe.
Let me see that tape.
Thanks.
I'm really good.
Circle box records.
You say it in gesture, Joby, as is your stock and trade, but you are very good.
Circle box records out of New York.
Circle box. Circle box Records out of New York. Circle Box?
Circle Box.
Like a hat box.
You know, people don't wear hats anymore.
There was a time.
There was a time.
Let me take my time.
Class.
You wouldn't go outside without your hat on.
You had to have a hat.
You had to.
Come on, man.
Now people don't even wear them on planes.
You don't wear it inside.
This is a too scary robot.
Or put it on a bed.
Where would you even put your hat box?
You don't put a hat on a bed?
Yeah, that's bad luck.
Are you serious, Dave?
I've never heard that before.
Yeah.
All right, this looks real spacey.
Well, it has cosmic in it, and there's a robot.
And what it's pertaining.
All right, let's get into these.
Give B some reverb again,
because I'm going to have,
he can say both of them in a sexy voice.
That's why I call France talk.
Rick Weaver.
We come from France.
The secular arm.
That's so sexy.
It's a good job, man.
Normally, I'd pour sugar on that shit.
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Boys, you did a good job.
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Dave Mina.
Yeah, Jan Zietz.
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Jan Zietz. like the bigots. What did he want? The circle box? One night, one day. Rick Weaver,
the secular arm.
Hasu Mountain.
Damn.
What kind of French guy
is that?
Which one?
They're all mimes.
The one that's like,
That's more Chinese.
He kind of sounded
Chinese at the end.
I don't know how
to do accents.
I don't think you
sound much like him.
I don't know how
to do other languages.
You sound like a fool.
I only speak English.
I know 10 Spanish words.
All the naughty ones, right?
Well, I know like two naughty ones.
Okay, Joe, I was planning on making you a full-time member of the Tabs Out crew.
Now I'm putting you back on the bench.
You're back on the film.
The minors, why?
Because of the accent?
No, I'm kidding.
Water under my bridge.
You know, you boys did a double dose.
Because I said the word Chinese.
And you're like, whoa!
Come on, man.
They're making fake islands.
We can't talk about them right now.
Something about they manipulate something.
You smoked a weed cigarette, didn't you?
I want to do a double dose.
Can I do a double dose?
Oh, calm down.
I don't host this show.
Check your pacing.
Can I play these tapes?
Yeah.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
I'm going to play these two.
You play the keyboard and we'll play the cups.
And I'll play these two tapes.
Both editions of 25.
Coincidence?
I can't believe you didn't have me Alex Jones on the radio after he said that
Jabba the Hutt
Joe Limbus
Mementos Mori cassette on
Orb and I don't
really know how to say the next one it's like Gamungo
I'm not going to spell it.
From a tape called Movement on Ego Music.
Is that that guy's name?
The caveman that goes, Uga.
His name is Gumungo?
Oh, man.
I want you to look.
I don't know which one I want to read first.
If anyone says his name, all he says is Uga.
Look at the artwork on this.
I only can see it from the back right now.
Well, hold on.
I know you can't see it.
I wish you could see it.
This Gamungo tape.
The cover is incredible, by the way.
I love the artwork.
This is interesting information.
But I think I like it the most
because I think they use filters that I know how to use.
You know what I mean?
Like sandstorm and brick?
Lens flare. Like just swirl.
Like a swirl. That's a newer one too.
Like a hot liquefy.
He threw a hot liquefy. Polarize.
It's tight though, right?
This is scary.
This is really good.
This is really,
really scary. Gamungo.
Gamungo.
They do some stuff with the capitalization.
I like the letters on the back.
Movement.
It's in this weird little rectangle.
Oh, yeah, it's tight, right?
It's inside a little box.
It's fun.
I'm not scared or anything.
Yeah, so let's play that tape.
I like it, too, because they figured out how to use that filter
Really cool
And just did it throughout the whole thing
What filter is that? Is that swirl?
It's some sort of swirl
But then they did it with the pink
And they did it with this guy in the back
Dave's got a degree in this sort of stuff
This is his field
He knows what he's talking about
This must be the new version
It got better.
Yeah, they download
that patch, man.
You ever download
a good Doom patch?
Get the Simpsons in there?
Yeah, I love Doom patches.
Don't get me started.
Doom patches?
Yeah.
Yeah, where you could change
who Hitler was.
Not like the band Doom.
Yeah, not the band.
Not like, yeah.
Oh, you don't know?
Noel and the PC one.
Oh.
You could download like... Are you talking about Wolfenstein? No, on the PC one. Oh. You could download like...
Are you talking about Wolfenstein?
No, Doom.
Doom.
Doom didn't have Hitler.
Oh, Doom didn't have Hitler.
I'm sorry.
I confused the two.
Wolfenstein.
Doom didn't have Hitler?
No, Doom was aliens.
That was aliens.
Come on, man.
I'm sorry.
I got fucked up.
But there were Wolfenstein patches as well.
Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary.
Sounds pretty cool.
Sounds pretty cool.
All right.
Well, give me some information from that tape I just handed you.
Is there a release number?
Is there anything on there?
I don't know anything about a Gamungo.
I think the person's name is Jay Davey or something like that.
I already have that tape.
Did you look at it yet?
I already have this tape.
I did.
I like tapes.
These are very cool.
What track are you going to play?
You know, I don't really know.
Whatever I got to queue up to.
I think I got two cuts here.
And then go into this
something off this
Joe Limbus tape.
Memento's Mori.
What's what all about?
Whoa.
I glued it.
It looks like
what's happened there,
you got a bad case of,
well, first of all,
I got that.
Did you know about that?
There's two J cards.
I might not want to play this.
They just,
instead of printing
a double-sided,
they printed on two different pieces of paper and glued them together. It's two-ply. Oh, wait, printing it double-sided, they printed it on two different pieces of paper
and glued them together.
It's two-ply.
Oh, wait, no, it's folded,
and there's just a little dab will do you.
Oh, and you know what?
Now that we're getting into it.
Never mind, I don't want to get into it.
Well, I don't like it.
Hold on.
I'm going to peel it off.
Look, it's already...
Yeah, look, now it's all apart.
What if there's some secret in there?
Can you hear that?
Hold on.
It could be secret.
Shut up, sorry.
One moment. Okay, so it's just... Yeah, look, now it's all apart. What if there's some secret in there? Can you hear that? Hold on. It could be secret. Shut up. Sorry. One moment.
Okay, so it's just one piece of paper,
and they folded it into a double-sided J-card and glued it.
I'm going to let it go because of the swirl technique.
I like the swirl technique.
All right, all right.
I'm going to let him go.
We're letting it go.
I feel like I might be able to make that if I worked on it all weekend.
I think you could do that really good.
That's stupid.
Gamungo. Joe Limbus. And what really good. That's stupid. Gamungo.
Joe Limbus.
And what's the other thing?
No, Gamungo is one, movement, and then Joe Limbus is not called Joe Limbus.
They're two different ones.
Let's check it out and see if it works.
Who's good at baking? so
so so Thank you. I ain't here to make a mess I'm just here to make a mess I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess
I'm just here to make a mess I'm just putting it in. It's great. I'm going to call people. Hey, stop.
You're not.
Stop.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Stop.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not. You're not. Thank you. Better than you Better than you Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End so
so so
so I'm sorry. so Thank you. I'm sorry. I recommend you on your own.
Being denied the Christian burial.
If you do this, you're going to feel the lust of the flesh. If you walk in the spirit, you're going to feel the... If a man lusts after another woman, he's already committed adultery in his heart.
That's the spiritual significance of the fact that he said,
I am flesh and bone, I'm not a spirit.
Our glorified spiritual bodies, which Christ also has, of course, in heaven,
is infinitely more glorious than anything that was given to him in this earth.
And as I said the other day,
it's as glorious as the when God faces the and now it's corrupted.
That means that when God faces the material world, he sees a fallen world,
he doesn't ignore it or throw it away and look for some other reincarnation or some other hope for people. Maybe.
Gamungo.
Gamungo Gamungo
Two from Gamungo
Joe Limbus
And then one from Joe Limbus
Joe Nimbus or Limbus?
Limbus
From Orb and Ego Music
That was pretty good
I want to continue the conversation
We were having while those were playing
About what?
We talked about so much stuff
I want Dave
I like to jump subject to subject
What like noise projects name Like more accurately We talked about so much stuff. Dave, what... I like to jump subject to subject. What, like, noise project's name?
Like, more accurately, like a drone project's name.
Okay.
That sounds like it could be like a straight edge hardcore band.
Oh, the conversation we were just having.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
Yeah.
Endurance.
But besides Endurance.
Oh, besides Endurance, like another one?
Another one.
I don't even know.
That was a good one.
Endurance is a good one. Endurance is a good one.
Endurance is good, yeah.
X endurance X.
I have so much endurance, by the way.
You have a lot?
I have a lot of endurance.
Hmm.
Because of your reds and your blues.
I am the strongest man.
All right, whose turn is it?
Joe B's.
Oh, mine.
AKA the beekeeper.
Can I throw a curveball into the mix?
A curveball?
You know that's a tough one to throw. Did you know that? I don't think I can do it. It's really tough to throw a curveball into the mix a curveball you know that's a tough
one to throw
no
did you know that
I don't think I can do it
it's really tough
to throw a curveball
it is
or is it a knuckleball
that's tough
they're both tough
knuckleball is tough
I could throw either one
I am the strongest man
I do just fine
but I hear one of them
is like there's like a
Netflix like documentary
about it right
oh I don't know
I don't like sports
on the knuckleball
yeah
on the knuckleball
or the curveball
or the sinker
what's a slider?
A slider is...
It goes... You know how a curveball
obviously curves to the side? Yeah.
A slider's gonna slide up and down.
That's your X axis. So what's a sinker?
That's the Y axis. Never mind.
The Y axis, not the X. The X is...
You know what else curves to the side, Joe?
Alright, so I'm gonna play something from this comp.
Hold on.
Can we pause it?
I want to see if I can do my surprise.
Not surprise.
Your curveball?
My curveball.
Is the comp the curveball?
No.
Pause it.
And it might get exciting at times.
Are you ready?
Oh, we'll pause the podcast?
Pause the podcast.
Are we paused right now?
We're pausing the podcast? Yeah.
Okay. Because you know Mike doesn't
like me when I pull the curtains back on the
process. Okay.
Alright, Joe, I don't think
it looks that bad. It looks a little... You might want to
see a doctor. But it's not
too much of a curve. You'll allow it.
Like, it's cool.
If you saw it, you'd be like...
That's alright. It's a little weird, but yeah if they look like a split sausage sometime that's normal
you're supposed to have that happen all right go what are you gonna play i'm gonna play
i like this comp by the way what tracks what comp is it though from this comp what is it
it's a big one boy it's called relax it's a big one boy styles for relaxation
styles for relaxation yeah sounds pretty interesting to than most of the guys. Styles for relaxation.
Yeah.
Sounds pretty interesting to me.
Who's all on this?
On new information.
I can see why you're holding it.
Pastel colors there?
Yeah, pastel colors.
You got a light blue.
You got a robin's egg?
Too light for robin's egg, Dave?
Too light for robin's egg.
Yeah, a little too light.
I would say like...
That's actually the name of my autobiography.
Too light for robin's egg.
A little too light for robin's egg. I would say like Easter brunch. Mike name of my autobiography Too Light for Robin's Egg
I would say like Easter Brunch
Mike Haley Journals 1996
Easter Brunch
And then you got like a peach
Is that like a peach window?
I just painted my bathroom
Which bathroom?
Downstairs
The color's called Sustainable
Sustainable?
I don't even know what family of color that would be in.
This is grass cloth.
It's like a muted grass cloth.
Okay.
So we got a weird little
windowsill and it says
SFR. Did you say it was a vinyl box?
No.
It's a white double tall vinyl box.
Those are the best.
I'm going to play two tracks from the Program 1 tape.
Three.
No, two.
I'm going to play two tracks.
Three.
No, two tracks.
In his butt.
The first track, American Landscape Painting,
which Dave right away said last time when I got the tape
that I would like that name.
Yeah.
Which I do.
It's amazing.
I thought I said that.
No, Dave said it.
Oh.
And then, so that's the last track on the A side.
And I'm going to play the first track on the B side, which is by 555.
Which I think we've played once or twice.
Yeah, we've played some by 555 before.
I like 555.
Yeah.
But who else is on this?
Who else do you want?
You want just some random names?
Body Sand, Albinos, Golden Donna.
Golden Donna, okay, yeah.
Aquarium.
Uh-huh.
Gary Safe.
Aquarium's a good one.
Aquarium's a really good name.
Actually, I think I like that one.
Fedders and American Landscape.
Give Jason reverb.
You're always trying to give me reverb
I don't like a lot of effects
I like how it feels
in the headphones
it doesn't like effects
I just think it would be
pretty interesting
unknown mobile
that's good
mobile
I don't know how you say it
I want to talk about Adam West
rest in peace
oh yeah
it's a big thing right
yeah
what they died
yeah they died
the giants are just...
Well, he's 88, right?
88, he lived a good time.
I learned some skills.
From Adam West?
The best batman.
The karate that you know?
The best batman.
You think he was the best batman?
Yeah, big time.
I like that.
Val Kilmer.
Well, of course Val Kilmer goes without saying that he's the best.
What are we playing?
Easter brunch?
American landscape painting and then 555.
Who else is on this?
A lot of people.
Okay.
Oh, I like the label colors on here.
It's a well put together.
It's very well.
What label put this out?
Do we know?
New information.
New information.
Hell of a job.
You did a good job.
I found one interesting thing here.
Oh, what?
This is interesting information.
Three.
All right.
Let's check it out and see if it works.
Let's do this.
Double dose.
What was it?
American landscape painting in 555 in that order?
Correct.
All right.
Let's do this.
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You know you're going to give me weed, like, all the time.
Come on, man.
Hey, hey, hey.
This is a family show.
Prank call.
Prank call.
Prank call.
Mike.
All the time.
I just wanted to tell you guys how blessed I am.
Who were those two projects off of that comp?
And what was that comp?
And who put that comp?
And who put that comp out?
And you got an edition number?
I don't have an edition number. 555-555. And then American Landscape Painting.
And then American Landscape Painting?
Yeah.
Let me guess the name.
New Information. No, that was the name of the
label. Oh, the name of what?
The comp.
Styles for Relaxation.
Let me guess.
Let me guess.
How could you possibly guess?
I already knew it.
I wasn't going blind here.
I said it once. Hold on.
I think based on those two tracks.
No, Dave, that's like a skill I have.
I learned some skills.
And one of the skills I learned.
That's one of the skills I learned.
Is that I can hear two tracks from a
comp and guess the name correctly
13% of the time.
Which is more than zero.
To be honest, one time
I looked at the spot.
It just says relax.
Getting a hit of farm grass.
Wet tobacco.
This is northern region.
France.
Garden hose.
Sounds like it.
Songs for relaxation.
Styles for relaxation.
Sounds like this might be like a benefit.
Got a little funk.
So it's probably 15 vintage.
Is that a benefit I'm getting?
I hate sommeliers.
I'm going to guess this.
I hate that word because I can't say it.
Yeah.
Give me a little reverb and I'll tell you how to do it.
Is this the tending to the light comp on baked?
Yeah, Joe, do your French.
It's a sommelier.
I forget what we're even doing.
I'm telling you, people taste wine and then they review it.
That's a sommelier.
I don't drink wine.
This is interesting information.
You know what?
On the way here tonight, I thought about...
Randomly, too.
Uh-huh.
What if I bought a bottle of wine?
That's what?
Oh, for tonight?
Yeah, for tonight.
I didn't do it.
How about next time?
But what do we like?
A bottle of red.
A bottle of white.
I fucking hate Billy Joel.
Excuse me?
You like Billy Joel?
You're not a doctor, Lee.
I love Billy Joel.
Really?
I love him to death.
I don't like it.
He's the piano man.
I get it.
He's the sighted piano man.
I get it. He's the sighted. I like Big Shot. That's the only man He's the sighted piano man
I get it
I like Big Shot
You had to be a big shot
What is this like old Jewish man voice
That you're doing
That's not what you hear when you listen to Billy Joel
I had an implant put into my Google glass
And I have
Billy Joel sounds like an old Jewish man now
Normally I pour sugar on that shit.
All right.
Davey boy.
Yes.
How have you been?
How have you been?
Been good.
Been good.
Yeah.
You've been good.
I was a little sick today, but I feel better.
What kind of sick?
I got heat sickness.
Heat sickness.
You were out.
I was outside.
Leave your opinion to yourself.
I was outside.
Elsmere Day.
I was exerting myself outside in the backyard.
Oh. I was doing some hard work, and I hadn't eaten for a long time. I got that. I was exerting myself outside in the backyard. I was doing some hard work
and I hadn't eaten for a long time.
I got really sick.
It knocked me out for a whole day.
What happened?
I got heat sickness once.
It knocked me out for a whole day.
The next day.
Yeah.
Kaput.
Kaput.
Kaput.
K-A-P-U-T.
Kaput.
I don't even know what's the show.
Use it in a sentence
all right what do you want to play i'm gonna play this michael hicks
numatate this is uh new label willow's music willow's music first like reese's pieces but
willow's music or like like, what's that show?
What was that show that came on?
There was Willow and...
Figuring this shit out, guys!
Oh, Buffy the Empire Slayer.
Yeah, that's the one.
Oh, I thought you meant...
So maybe it's Willow's music from Buffy.
I'd be into that.
Especially the later seasons.
What, when Xander doesn't have a hand or an eye patch?
What's he have, an eye patch?
That might be just in the comics.
I don't remember Xander having an eye patch. Might be just in the comics. I don't remember Xander having an eye patch.
Might be just in the comics.
I got the comics out there.
And they continue.
It's like the next season.
Yeah, it's the next season.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd watch that all over again.
I'd start from the beginning.
Never really got into it.
I got into it a little bit.
It's good.
What are you playing here, Michael Hicks?
Michael Hicks, H-I-X.
What was he on, Buffy?
He was on...
I want to...
Speaking of Michaels,
have you seen what Michael Stipe
looks like recently?
No.
From R.E.M.?
Yes, I have.
You have?
How'd you see?
I don't know why.
I'm trying to think why.
He's crazy looking.
Whoa.
Let me see.
Look at that guy.
He's got a septum ring
and a big ass long gray beard.
He's good.
Yeah, I don't know why
I know what he looks like,
but I know that.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Anyway, who is Michael Hanks?
Did we talk about that?
He's not Michael Stipe.
Not yet. Hi, Who is Michael Hanks? Did we talk about that? He's not Michael Stipe. Not yet.
Hi,
this is Barack Obama.
This is pretty nice.
I like this layout here.
And it's called
Willow's Music.
Is this their first release?
Yeah.
Willow's Music
number one.
I like on this clear shell
they have their logo
at the bottom.
A couple wavy lines.
I got that Photoshop thing too.
Wait,
do they have that,
do they have it printed
on both sides
and reverse on the B side?
Yes.
That's nice. So you look right through with the A side
and you see it. It makes it
three dimensional. It does. I don't have
my glasses. Oh, look at that.
I have my regular glasses. It's just not
my 3D ones.
But I'm right 80% of the time.
When you go to a 3D movie at the movie theaters,
do you keep the glasses at the end or do you put them in the
recycle thing? I put them in the thing.
Did you keep one pair, though? No.
What would you keep one for?
I don't know. I also don't go to the movies that often.
And when I do, I don't like to go to the 3D one.
Well, me neither, because we wear glasses.
Well, I like to go to the regular one
just because I just want to watch it.
You know? Yeah. I don't want to be...
We all wear glasses. You put the glasses on top. Everyone know? Yeah. I don't want to be, I don't want to have, we all wear glasses.
You put the glasses on top.
Everyone in the world.
No, all of me.
You want to do a double dose, Davey boy?
Sure.
I like this pyramid on the front.
I haven't even watched this show.
Is that a pyramid or a triangle?
It's a pyramid because it's got a,
Let me see.
You can't see it.
Because it's got what?
It's got pizzazz, kid.
You're kaput. How many sides does that pyramid have? Huh? it. Because it's got what? It's got pizzazz, kid. You're kaput.
How many sides does that pyramid have?
Huh?
Three.
Where are the other two?
If you understood art whatsoever, you would understand how this works.
So when you see it straight ahead, you only just see one side?
Yes.
When you look at a pyramid straight on in this sunlight, like in that particular light.
I saw the rays.
I just didn't want to talk about it.
Yeah.
And what is potigning?
I'm going to switch it up totally after you play it.
Let's go right into it.
Let's do a double dose.
But two different moods.
That's a big Masonic number.
Double dose.
After this Michael Hicks cape, go into action discipline.
That sounds too scary.
Cursive slash.
That sounds like it could be an ambient.
Like Halsh Moish. Yeah, all right. Action discipline. like... That sounds like it could be an ambient... Like Hosh Noise.
Yeah, all right.
Action discipline.
Action discipline.
You like Hosh Noise.
Action discipline.
That would be like a constellation,
like one-off project,
like members of Godspeed.
You guys like Hosh Noise.
All right, and it's just they recorded in a barn.
And also like a black and white S&M hardcore band.
That, yep.
Yep.
You like harsh noise.
Normally I listen to it on 3D and CD-ROM.
I'm willing to change things for this.
Black and White cover.
Pretty tight looking.
Exactly what you think it would look like.
And it does.
It does a good job.
Does a good job at that.
Cover and back photos.
Leah Purse.
Named after the handbag.
Darn it.
What do you call it?
It's Kathy Purse.
When you're like the heir
to the purse fortune.
Action Discipline.
This is Oxen number 37.
It's a C20.
Who does that label?
We talked about that last time.
I forget now.
I can't remember now.
But what about that tape?
A project, a duo,
Stefan Ahn and Brad Griggs, I believe.
So you want to do these two?
Double dose?
Yes.
I don't want to.
You don't want to?
But both of you guys do, so.
How about this?
We battle.
We battle to
the death what kind of a fight finger squeeze strongest man wins i am the strongest man
michael you're gonna win because you fight dirty you know i do michael michael hicks off of uh
willow's music the first release on the label i believe i think that's what dave said yes and
dave is he knows his stuff between you and me he's the dumbest person I know, but he
knows his stuff. And then the action
discipline...
And we're back.
I'm just done with you.
It's a big one,
boy. Action discipline. then I'm just done with you it's a big one boy action discipline
I don't know why that is my one
I don't either
alright let's do these two
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Pneumonia, it's called.
Or Pneuma.
Pneuma, sorry.
Action Discipline.
Recursive slash.
How do you spell that?
N-E-U-M-A.
With a P in front.
Yeah. With a P in front. W-I-T-H-A-P-E-E-I-M-A With a P in front. With a P in front.
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Something.
The one on oxen.
Different stuff.
Some people like one thing, some people like another.
Different stuff.
Like my doctor.
Take my doctor for instance.
No, my doctor for real.
He's into all kinds of different stuff.
During the election he was like...
I'm calling you from inside my house.
Come on, Dave.
I don't like naughty stuff.
Too scary. I don't like horror movies, Dave.
Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary.
This is too much for me.
You know this is too scary.
Pretty damn scary.
Pretty damn scary.
Really scary.
No, my doctor who said...
He's giving everybody a chance. He's a doctor who said that he's
giving everybody a chance. He's a Trump
guy, but he's also considering Ted Cruz.
I like Ted Cruz.
Well, I know you. We all do.
Yeah, I mean, what's not
to like?
He's like, you're really giving
everybody...
You're not a doctor.
Except for his grandfather killed Kennedy or whatever.
I think it's father. I think it's father.
I don't like him either.
I think it's father.
Darn it.
That's cool, man.
Kennedy, what was he going to do?
Monroe, get out of here.
Yeah.
Camelot, whatever.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Funny story.
Let me tell you about this.
All right, I'm going to go now.
Let me tell you about this.
Kennedy.
And I'm going to two in a row. They shot him. Welcome to reality. Put wires in different places. We're not you about this. All right, I'm going to go now. Let me tell you about this. Kennedy. And I'm going to two in a row.
And they shot him.
Welcome to reality.
Put wires in different places.
We're not talking about that.
Conspiracy shit.
I am the strongest man.
You?
I am the strongest man.
No, me.
I am the strongest man.
No, it's you.
He's like a retro god in my mind.
What are you going to play, Jib?
I'm way bigger than most of the guys.
He was waiting for that.
He was so excited.
Pass me that thing.
That's right there.
What are you going to play?
I'm going to play a double shot.
I'm going to play two tapes.
And one of the tapes is a double tape.
You're doing a double shot.
What is that?
I don't know what that means.
Three things.
But I'm not playing.
Yeah, anyway. I'm going to what that means. Three things. But I'm not playing. Yeah, anyway.
I'm going to host the show.
Three.
Three.
Three.
When do crabs sleep?
I'm going to host the show.
I'm going to play.
I don't deal too well with pressure, guys.
A track off this
Death's Dynamic Shroud
dot M
no W
M-V
pretty damn scary
you know this guy's from Philly
really
yeah
he should come down
and play a show
he should play a show
I didn't know he was from Philly
Johnny Claude just played
in Philly last night
last night
none of us knew
what are these secret now
and it's got this whole
you know vaporwave aesthetic
where like
pretty damn scary the tape's called RPG and then
10 Japanese kanjis.
I translated that.
I translated it.
I mean, RPG Windows Vista.
That's funny, right?
All right.
And then, you know, the track titles,
some of them are in
Japanese.
In his butt.
Japanese, you know, symbols.
But some of them are in Chinese symbols.
And then other ones are in English.
With like weird
apostrophes and stuff.
I love weird apostrophes.
So the project is called RPG?
No, the project is called
DeathDynamicShroud.WMV
And the project is called RPGDynamicShroud.WMV and the project
is called RPG Windows Vista.
I do! In another
language. Specifically.
This is a tape on bedlam, correct?
Yep. No. No?
No. No, yes.
It was opposite day. Got ya.
But I'm right 80% of the time. I knew it was.
Because I'm pretty good at this stuff.
So, uh, pass on over. I'll take a look at that. So I knew it was. Because I'm pretty good at this stuff. Pass on over.
I'll take a look at that.
So I'll play Track Off That.
War 2.
And then I'm going to play...
Which is anime.
You play the keyboard and we'll play the cups.
I started watching Ghost in the Shell last night.
They had old anime, but I couldn't get into it.
I liked it when I was younger.
I don't like anime.
You don't like anime?
No.
You don't like Akira?
No.
I don't like that style of art.
Netflix has been like...
I've had Netflix now for like eight years.
Blame was pretty cool.
I just watched that.
I had Netflix for eight years.
One of the categories is constantly anime.
Yeah.
I'm not going to watch it.
I'm not going to watch any anime.
No.
Full Metal Alchemist.
Some sort of naughty trick being done on me.
That one's pretty good.
Full Metal Alchemist?
Yeah.
I think I used to see commercials for that during Adult Swim.
Yeah.
It was pretty good.
On the night of Adult Swim, I don't watch because I don't like anime.
I like cartoons that aren't for perverts.
You didn't like the new Voltron that's on Netflix?
Because Murray from...
From Flight of the Conchords?
He's one of the voices, and he's hilarious.
Yeah, but he's also on...
He's got a big mustache.
He's on Jake and the Neverland Pirates, so I'll get my fix from that.
Oh, you'll get your fix from that.
Yeah, I'm not going to watch anime.
We watched the Trolls movie today. He's in that. I Neverland Pirates, so I'll get my fix from that. Oh, you'll get your fix from that. Yeah. I'm not going to watch it. We watched the Trolls movie today.
He's in that.
I've loved everything this guy has done so far.
We had the Trolls movie on.
I didn't watch it, but it was on.
No, yeah, he makes the bibs.
He's the bib maker.
See, I wasn't really watching it.
Yeah.
I was doing bad boy stuff.
Oh.
What kind of stuff?
I went out back and I threw some rock.
We put Mentos in some soda.
Yeah.
I threw some Mentos. Old Mentos in some soda. Yeah. I threw some Mentos.
Old expired Mentos
and squirrels.
Way!
Get my mojo back.
Then I want to play
a track.
You're doing two, huh?
I'm doing two in a row.
Three.
Off the smelly cat tape.
Smelly cat.
Called Dearest.
It's a double tape
but I'm only going to be playing
The artist is smelly cat,
correct?
The artist is smelly cat.
Isn't some of the letters like Russian?
Yeah, it's like Russian.
I wasn't super into it at first.
Why?
But then in the back, it's just regular numbers.
I think those are actually Russian letters.
Those commies use numbers.
Those commies use numbers.
Remember the Cold War?
Oh, it was crazy.
Do I remember that?
Yeah.
Like being alive during that?
Yeah. Do you remember being alive during that? Yeah.
Do you remember being alive
during that?
They also use like
envelope forms.
Oh, okay.
Let me see.
That's a Euro rack.
That's a synthesizer joke.
Oh, yeah?
You know when it goes like
woo!
I love synthesizer jokes.
So who is Smelly Cat?
I don't know who Smelly Cat is
but the inside artwork kind of looks like anime
my module group actually
right?
yeah this is
a lot of anime going on right now
a lot of pervert stuff
why is it perverts?
it's perverts
that's because one time you were talking about hentai
which is anime porno,
and you're like,
what is that?
That's all it is.
What is this stuff?
No, that's all
what it is now.
Pervert stuff.
I don't watch that stuff.
I don't like pervert stuff.
I watch like,
Howl's Moving Castle.
You watch what?
Howl's Moving Castle.
What is that?
That's an anime.
I just think it would be
pretty interesting.
When I was younger, we called it Japanimation.
Is that fucked up?
No.
I don't know.
That's fine, right?
I think so.
Yeah.
All right, good.
You feel vindicated?
I feel pretty good about it.
Good.
You're the best.
So you're going to play this Death's Dynamic Shroud WMV.
Yeah.
On Bedlam.
And then the Smelly Cat double tape.
What is it?
Amik Collective?
A-M-E-K? Yeah. What is it? Amek Collective?
A-M-E-K?
That's a Scrabble word.
Edition of 35.
Alright, let's get into these.
Another double dose? I like this.
It's a big Masonic number.
Is double a number?
Double, yeah.
Double is half of 69.
A lot of people don't know that.
All right.
Be wacky.
Let's go.
Let's do these.
Let's check it out.
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I don't care what you promise
I'm so in love baby
I don't care what you promise me
I'm so in love baby Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. oh you hate yourself don't you? Yeah.
That's Dynamic Shroud and Smelly Cat. Dot W.
Dot WMV, brother.
And Smelly Cat.
Just blending right into each other in a way.
Just doing some blending.
Just have some fun there.
Just go on this adventure with us.
So let's go on this adventure together.
Joe B., those were good tapes, man.
Hey, I like that. They give them to me.
I just play them.
That's your motto. That's what's on
your business card, right? Yep. They make them,
I play them. They make them,
they send them. I play them.
Mike gets them. Mike gets them.
Eventually you get them.
Then maybe you play them. I picked it.
You picked it. I play it. You picked it.
You picked it. We play it.
What was the MTV show?
You write it, you watch it.
That was Comedy Central, right?
Summer Slam.
We're giving away tickets to the Tabs Out Beach House.
Should we talk about VOV just for a fun...
A fun what?
A fun little thing to do.
Sure. go ahead
That's happening, right?
Hold on, talk about VOV a little bit
Bring up the dates
I want you to talk
West Virginia, VOV number what?
Nine
Number nine?
Number nine
That's a big masonic number
Back at Indian Meadows
In Pinterest
Definitely the 29th is the Saturday, I believe.
I think it's the 27th.
The 27th is the Saturday.
Well, here we go.
And last weekend in July.
July 27th.
Get your tickets.
28th.
At facebook.com slash vov.com.
Who's playing it?
Tiger Hatchery.
Tiger Hatchery.
Tiger Village. Headboggle slash hill. Tiger Village. Headboggle.
Slash Hillboggle.
Telecall Powers and Mothcock
collab I hear. And a Mothcock collab?
Unless that's a... I hope that's not a secret.
You just pulled the curtain back.
That's a Tabs Out exclusive.
Bleep all this out. Dave, do me a favor.
All the bands that are playing.
Don't give me more work to do.
Don't give them homework.
Critter Bones playing.
Critter Bones.
I just like talking.
Buy your, or you can donate too, right?
To the website.
There's a GoFundMe.
Yeah, you'll figure it out.
To give some money.
I just like to spend time with you guys.
What's the deal now?
Someone's curating each day?
I just like to spend time with you guys.
Oh, me too.
I'm not going to watch anyone plays.
Go camping.
Camping.
To have a nice fire going with the embers.
Just get away from the rat race.
Just get away from the rat race for a little bit.
Sit around a fire.
Just me and my boys.
I will host this show.
Alright, whose turn is it?
It's my turn.
Davey boy.
What are you going to play?
What tapes you got?
I'm going to play... You grabbed two there, it looks like.
Oh yeah.
Are you also doing...
I'm doing another double shot.
It's too scary for me.
It's too many.
The number's too many, Sonic.
I'm going to play Takahiro Makai.
What do you got in here, by the way?
New tape on Moss Archive.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm going to play International Debris.
International.
Tape on...
That's the extra shipping.
Extra shipping for that. Tape on Third Kind Island. Extra shipping for that.
Tape on third kind records.
The third kind.
You got the first kind.
You got the second kind.
You got the third kind.
These are two beauts here.
Let me tell you.
They look good side by side.
What font is that?
Bold.
Bold.
That is bold.
I think it's a little italicized.
Bold italics.
That one has swirl on it.
Yeah, it's swirling.
Swirl the bold?
Oh, shit.
That's how Joe Bastardo are.
That shit's tight, man.
It looks like it's going down the drain.
That guy knocks it out of the park every time.
Like that Tom Petty song.
Running down the drain.
Running down the drain.
Working on everything.
Cleaning out the hair.
Putting it wherever I care.
You know when people put the filters on the picture with the flag I care I was in the postman
I put myself in the postman
I put myself in the postman
I like the postman
what are you saying
you know when people put the things happen
bad things happen and people put the thing on their facebook picture
like when there's like
when there's like a terrorist attack.
Or a gay thing happens.
Which I'm for 100%.
Do whatever you want to do.
I don't care.
I feel great that you're doing it.
It all hinged on whether or not Joe cared.
No, it doesn't matter.
I'm just saying I'm cool.
I do. I'll buy you a beer. It doesn't matter. I'm just saying, I'm cool. I do.
I'll buy you a beer.
It doesn't matter.
But it doesn't look like that, right?
But what is that for?
What is what for?
What are you talking about?
The colors.
That's like when the France thing happened,
it was the France colors.
We come from France.
We come from France.
Joe B., let me show you something.
What's the France colors?
It's white, blue, and red or something, right?
I do.
You guys like Neapolitan ice cream?
Funny joke, Dave. There you go, Dave.
That's it. Whoa.
What's baby blue?
That keeps rolling out.
This is the Sherbert version.
I don't like Sherbert.
Are you serious?
I do.
I do.
This is grape.
Three healthy meals and snacks.
Grape. What is and snacks Grape Raspberry
Raspberry on the bottom
Blueberry
They might even
Sherbert can be risky sometimes
Maybe that's
I don't think it's cotton candy
Bubblegum
Blue bubblegum
I hate bubblegum flavor
I eat it all the time You eat bubblegum? Who do you think? Bubble gum. Bubble gum. It's pretty funny. Blue bubble gum. I hate bubble gum flavor. Very imaginative. Very creative.
I hate bubble gum flavor ice cream.
I eat it all the time.
You eat bubble gum?
Well, I chew it.
You spit it out at the end, right?
For only for like two minutes, and I spit it out because it's gross.
It is pretty gross.
What is it?
It's like a...
They got the balls.
You just chew it.
Like the balls you get out of the quarter machine.
Oh, the hard bubble gum?
The hard things.
First, it's like a really...
That hurts your jaws.
Yeah.
You don't want that.
You want the soft stuff.
You want the Big League Chew.
You know what I do?
I buy blocks of Big League Chew, and I grate it myself.
I really like the smoky-
Because it's cheaper.
Ten cents cheaper a pound, man.
Ten cents cheaper a pound.
You grind it yourself and put it in your own bags.
Grate it myself.
Grate it yourself, yeah. What's it come in? Like a your own bags. I grade it myself.
What's it come in? Like a big block?
Like a block of mozzarella.
It comes in cheese. It's like a big block.
A big wet block. You gotta dry it out first.
Well, yeah, you gotta dry it out.
If they shipped it dry, that'd be disgusting.
It comes in its own juice.
No, you know what it is?
I'll tell you exactly what it is. Its own juice. I'll tell you exactly what it is. That's what au jus means. In its own juice. I'll tell you exactly what it is. It's in its own juice. I'll tell you exactly what it is.
Yeah, that's what au jus means.
It's in its own juice.
I'll tell you exactly what it is.
It's like a block of tofu in the same package.
What's the liquid?
Just gum juice.
Just North American gum juice.
You just put that in your drain?
You're the problem.
You can't put that down your drain.
Oh, no.
I got a guy who picks it up.
Okay.
I do.
That thing out back in a truck comes and drains your gum juice.
How long? Like once every six months?
But it's not that much.
So it's just like a Ford Fiesta comes with a little bucket in the back
and just a garden hose.
All right, we got you. We got you all drained.
Three cups? That's what they pay me for it.
Because the hippies can run their something.
Of course.
I don't know what they're doing with it.
Of course he figured out a way to get money out of this.
Yeah.
He makes $3.24 every six months.
I've never tasted it.
I do hope to one day taste bubble gum.
I've never actually tasted it before.
Really?
I don't get a high amount of supply.
That's strictly, I shred.
Everyone who shreds it for me is butt naked.
All my employees are butt naked because I don't
want them stealing any gum.
It's a good job, man.
Alright, Dave, what are you playing?
I'm playing Takihiro Makai
and International Debris.
I really like the smoky Norelco case with the smoky shell there.
Smoky clear shell.
I saw a smoky shell perform.
They just keep coming up with new stuff.
Yeah.
I know, man.
It's crazy.
It's a big one.
It's a big one, boy.
You think they're at a meeting?
I'm way bigger than most of the guys.
Let's just put a little black in with the clear done done done they'll
blow their minds one guy just comes in change the hinge you've got to turn this tape off how often
do you think he has to come up with something new i don't know a lot more recently right like he's
been slacking for like years because no one cared about tapes. Yeah. And every once in a while we'd come up with something new. Yeah. But now they're like,
we're popping again.
I can't keep up.
Put red on the leaders.
Yeah.
They want something new.
Corporate wants something new.
Again,
I just gave them the leaders.
Like a brick pattern.
Like a brick pattern on the shell.
I did the brick pattern.
I'd like to see reflective leaders.
Ooh.
You're getting my ideas.
All right. It's going to come out. Oh, you're giving me ideas.
All right.
It's going to come out.
It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative.
Or gold tape.
It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative.
That's the metal that's on there.
But what about that red weird?
Is that color?
You can't make it a different color?
You can't make it another color?
You can't add something to it to make it another color?
Can we?
Well, in this economy,
well, with Trump,
anything's possible.
America?
So let's go on this adventure together.
China. China.
So you're playing those two tapes?
Who's this international debris?
Who is that? I don't know.
This project and this label are new to me.
I do! And there's no information in here, so project and this label are new to me. I do.
And there's no information in here, so you'll have to look it up online.
I do.
The name of the tape's called Cell Track.
I like that.
S-E-L-T-R-A-C.
It does a havoc on my system.
Cell Track.
Well, that's what I take.
Do you have diarrhea?
Third Kind Records.
It's diarrhea medicine.
I'll be damned if it doesn't give me more diarrhea.
You know what it is? I confused it. It said diarrhea medicine, and I be damned if it doesn't give me more diarrhea. You know what it is.
I confused it.
It said diarrhea medicine.
I thought it's going to get rid of my diarrhea.
I'll be damned if it's to give you diarrhea.
It's diarrhea medicine.
When you're all backed up.
Yeah.
Mike.
What?
Dave has something to say.
You have something to say?
I got something to say.
Normally, I'd pour sugar on that shit.
All right, quit being naughty.
Let's play these tapes. I'm going the show i'm done i'm done with your sugar man i'm done with your
bad boy stuff your naughty stuff all right so we're gonna start with talking here at makai
and then we're gonna go into international debris in his butt Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Takehiro Mukai and International Debris.
I want to play that video game.
Yep.
That's the music for.
That was tight.
I like that a great deal.
Both of those tracks.
It's paper boing.
Paper boing.
I would play this shit out.
I'd put in all the cones for paper boing.
I get top score in no time.
I normally get top score in no time. I normally get top score in no time.
I am the strongest man.
And then that international debris.
I'm way bigger than most of the guys.
I'm like
on this one on third kind. I am just
digging this artwork.
That Sherbert artwork.
Is it my turn to finish
this out? Finish it out.
With whatever you want to do.
Has anything gone unsaid that should be said now?
If you kids keep listening to those tapes,
you'll put my jukebox out of business.
Toby, do you have anything important to say
before we end this out?
I don't.
You don't?
I thought you had something.
Dave, do you have anything important to say?
Important?
No.
I've seen the tweet about those tapes.
I don't host the show. Lordy, I hope there's
tapes. Alright, let's end this out
then. You do it. I'm gonna do
a double banger to take it out.
What? You're gonna do it? Three?
No. The goods. I'm gonna do two.
First of all, the first thing I noticed about this tape
Oh, jeez.
You are so naughty.
Answer the phone.
Answer the phone.
I'm calling from inside my house.
Are you scared?
You should be scared.
He got a virus.
The first thing I noticed about this tape
when I took it out of the padded envelope,
the bubble envelope, came U.S. mail,
was the colors on it was just like my daughter has a Trolls guitar.
And it's the same...
Let's take a moment to applaud your daughter's instincts.
Well... and it's the same... Take a moment to applaud your daughter's instincts. Well,
this was a pink and...
Pink and blue.
Not blue, but like turquoise, right?
Like, not even close.
There's more white in it than turquoise.
Okay, like a teal maybe?
Teal.
Teal and pink.
It's the same color as the guitar,
so I'm getting it. Oh, thank you.
You're welcome. Stephan Anderson. I also love
the artwork. It's pretty tight.
That hand reaching out like the heart. It looks
pretty cool. I like it. It has a whole
Porky's vibe going on. A what vibe?
Porky's? The movie?
You remember Porky's when they drilled the holes?
You love pervert stuff.
That's one thing I learned about Joe tonight.
Five things I know about Joe.
It's pretty funny, pretty interesting,
very imaginative, very creative.
And perverted.
Interesting information.
All right, Steph and Anna is the split.
Let me get their full names.
Steph Chura and Anna Birch.
Welcome to McDonald's.
That was an accident,
but it was funny.
I do like the Alex Jones ones.
Palm Tapes, number nine.
I'm going to play two
of the Steph Tora tracks.
Somebody from Detroit.
I don't know much else about that.
Motor City. She's from Detroit, don't know much else about that it's a motor city
other than she's from
like Detroit Michigan
the D
done A
in the shit
I don't know about that
but um
two tight tracks
play those
and then
I played a tape last time
that Flute Things tape
it was a tape I picked up
at a thrift store
I got another one
I picked up at a thrift store what same thr another one I picked up at a thrift store.
Same thrift store? No. This was
Salvation Army down on Market Street.
In town? In town, yeah.
Kronos Quartet plays Terry Riley.
What's that? It's a
double cassette. Wait, where's the
second one? I don't know.
It's around here somewhere. Wait, they came together, but not together.
They were like, yeah, two different... I actually
thought I was buying the same tape twice because they look exactly the same.
Two's great, but three's a crowd.
Three.
Two's great, but three's a crowd.
Three.
Two's great, but three's a crowd.
Three.
Darn it.
And then when I got outside, because I was like, they're 99 cents.
I'll buy one.
I'll buy both.
I'll give one to some other joker.
Yeah.
Maybe one of you turkeys.
One of the jabronis. But then I open one up and it says. One of the pals. And'll buy both. I'll give one to some other joker. Yeah. You know, maybe one of you turkeys. One of the jabronis.
But then I open one up and it says.
One of the pals.
And it says tape.
Yeah, one was a buddy.
But then.
Just a friend.
Yeah.
I open it up and I see tape side three.
And I say, side three.
Well.
Wait a minute.
Now I.
You pulled over.
I know a little something about tapes.
I immediately.
I hit a few things.
I hit a kid.
I'm not going to.
I'm going to come clean.
I hit a kid.
Stop ganging up on me!
And I just rolled his body into the marsh.
It's wet back there. Yeah.
Don't know where I'm going to find this kid.
And I pulled over and I said, tape three.
I knew a little something about tapes. Side one, side two.
Side A, side B.
Side three, mm-mm. Big no-no.
But what about that tape?
And I said that.
I reached over, I looked in it said one side two
and then I see somewhere on here
it says tape one and tape two
but uh
so what fucking tape are you playing
I'm gonna basically
to recap everything I said
I'm gonna play two tracks by
but you never told the name of this tape
oh uh Salome Dances for Peace bye everything I said. I'm going to play two tracks by Steph. You never told the name of this tape.
Salome Dances for Peace.
Bye.
I said that.
Cronus Quartet plays Terry Riley.
You never did.
Yeah, I did.
It's the first thing I said.
Rewind the tape.
Jabba the Hutt.
He's a crime boss.
Steph Chora played two of her tracks. Why does anyone do what he says?
Jabba the Hutt?
Yeah
You can't really get to me
That's a good point
You're a slow, big slug guy
Yeah, why
Why would anyone do anything?
Yeah, why are they?
You say
And it seems like they've been
If we're going by the prequels
They've been like royalty for a while
Yeah, but it's like
But they're just
What are you gonna do?
Like you're gonna pay someone
You have the money Good job, man Yeah, I mean's like, but then just, what are you going to do? Like, you're going to pay someone.
You have the money.
Good job, man.
Yeah, I mean,
does Donald Trump seem like the most, like...
I'd like to eat
one of those lizards
out of the liquid.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Jabba the Hutt.
He eats, like,
a weird bug thing.
Welcome to McDonald's.
There, that one's appropriate.
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I'd love to hear them.
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Let's get right into it.
Episode number 105.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Thank you. Thank you. Why can't I watch them Rolling in slow motion I can feel you starting
I can feel you slowing going
Down the road
In this out of control locomotive
There's no stopping
For no one
You fight over me
And your heart gets in slow
Oh give me something
And I don't know what it's for
And right now This has to feel like home
It's time to go
You'll be looking at a depression in the sand
And the silhouette of an unholden hand
If there's nothing at the finish of our plan
We can just start over
Right back where we began
Oh, if it doesn't happen
Too fast, it's gonna happen
Real slow, we'll just slip out your fingers
No, you don't even notice
We're swaying, waiting
Oh, we sway it goes Why can't I watch it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Bye. Which way, yeah, way, yeah, oh Which way it goes guitar solo Hide away
Fading heart
Everything you could know
I thought I could
You're standing on that little cloud
How did you get so loud?
There you were
Falling through My hands like sand, there's nothing I can really do
I thought I saw you standing on that little cloud
Why did you get so out?
I thought I saw you standing on that little cloud
Why did you even know how
I thought I saw you standing there
But you were gone, way gone
I thought I saw you standing there
But you were gone, way gone
Now you're, now you go I thought I saw you standing on that little cloud
How did you get so close?
I thought I saw you standing on that little cloud
How did you even know how? I thought I saw you standing on that little cloud I didn't even know how
But I saw you standing there
But you were far away gone
But I saw you standing there
But you were far away gone
Now you were gone, long gone
But you were gone, long gone And you were gone, way gone
And you were gone, long gone
And you were gone, way gone
And you were gone, gone
And you were gone, gone
And you were gone, way gone ¶¶
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