Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #106 | 06.24.17

Episode Date: June 24, 2017

Naps, Aviary, ext.tmp, Tech Noir, Aaron Dilloway, Fin, SunFalls, Abstructum, Gunther Valentine, Loto Retina, Vito Lucente, TMRPOE, and Chemiefaserwerk. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Go ahead, man. This episode of Tabs Out is brought to you by Dwarfcraft Devices, maker of synthesizer pedals that you can use for other things. That's the exact tagline they came up with. It was longer than that, but they had to make it shorter so it would fit on those little stickers. We got time. Give us the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:00:21 You don't have time. We don't have time, do we? No, these ads are expensive. I don't want to eat up all have time do we no these ads are expensive I don't want to eat up all the time they're expensive for us we pay a lot for these ads just burning money why are we paying for them
Starting point is 00:00:33 that's what you do to sound like a professional show dwarf graph devices listen I know you think and Dave I'm talking to both of you I'm talking to everybody listening I know you think you make Dave, I'm talking to both of you, I'm talking to everybody listening. I know you think you make music, don't you, you guys? Well. Or are you the fellas that make sound art?
Starting point is 00:00:52 I fool around a little bit. Whether you fool around. I jam at home a little bit. You think you know what you're doing. You think you got it all figured out. Right now, you're holding your guitar. You're holding your bass. You're holding the old 12-string.
Starting point is 00:01:03 And what is pertaining? You're looking down at your feet where your pedals are. You've got to have a Dwarfcraft device down there. Get a Dwarfcraft device. It says right here they've been pushing the boundaries of sound design since 2007 on their website, dwarfcraft.com. And if it's there, it has to be true. I saw it in print. It's the law.
Starting point is 00:01:20 They got just your, you know, you're going to get your effects pedals. Dave, let's talk a little bit about i like and i like the pedals that are like the uh because you know they make your rack modules but then they make like the uh pedal your rack module hybrid hybrid yeah what do you call those and are those a thing i just don't know about them no i don't you know i don't know of any other companies that are really making pedals that have that capability built in you have pedals that are you you know you could put like a external pedal into it yep to control but nothing specifically designed for your rack they got a new one cv control they got a new one coming out soon called the curse
Starting point is 00:02:00 echo your heart out too scary it's way too scary. I'm looking at it right now. That's another thing. Echo your heart out. I'm looking at it. Mike Elliot, I'm calling you from inside my house. Are you scared? Oh, God, it's not messing with me, man. It's too scary, Dave.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Great design, too. I love the design. Go to dwarfcraft.com. Dwarfcraft.com. That was the curse pedal, by the way. And chicken. It's too scary, Dave. Great design, too. I love the design. Go to dwarfcraft.com. Dwarfcraft.com. That was the curse pedal, by the way. It's really good, man. They sent us one. It's an advanced copy without any of the packaging.
Starting point is 00:02:35 It's just the circuit board. It's just the circuit board. And the wires. It's loose. It's in a plastic bag. Release a pedal in a plastic bag. Why not? Go to dwarfcraft.com.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Check them out. Also, they put out some cassette tapes. What? We're listening to one in the background now called Quality Impressions. This tape that comes with like a, like a 12 page book. You'd like recreate the score yourself. Hmm. Maybe, I don't know if you're supposed to tape over the tape itself or what.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Comes with an instruction manual. Oh, tapes with instructions. Dwarfcraft devices. You're going to have a blast. Dwarfcraft.com. You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing?
Starting point is 00:03:14 We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. It's too scary.
Starting point is 00:03:29 We're going to play some tapes. 30 years later. We're going to play some tapes. Bummer. We're going to play some tapes. That could make me shot at the number. I have no clue. We're going to play some tapes.
Starting point is 00:03:40 They hear me like. We're going to play some tapes. 30 years later. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some tapes. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Tabs out. Cassette Podcast, episode number 106. 106. That's a common number in my life. That's a big masonic number. Too quiet. Too quiet. Too quiet.
Starting point is 00:04:03 No, I'll turn up, Dave. Don't worry about it. You don't need to worry about it I'll take care of my own boards episode 106 I'm Mike have we decided are we going to say our names in the beginning
Starting point is 00:04:11 I'm Dave it's been a hundred and I think we're going with it go ahead A and you do yours too I'm Ian there it is and that's who that's who's going
Starting point is 00:04:17 what the hell Mikey oh man oh man who wants to should we I was going to try to be serious and just be like let's just get into it What the hell, Mikey? Oh, man, oh, man. Who wants a tweet? I was going to try to be serious and just be like, let's just get into it. Let's not talk about like you found a weird ward on your ankle or, you know, you saw like some weird like ostrich thing on the Internet today, like an ostrich meme. Let's just get into it. But then you got to play a goofball sound clip. You got to be a goofball.
Starting point is 00:04:44 You got to be. You're got to be a goofball. You're a bundle of energy, Dave. I know. Ian, you want to get right into this? Who's going to go first? Should I go first? Or should Ian go first? No, you kick it off. You guys, oh my god, I'm going to say something. Let's do something very special tonight. Let's go. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Come on, man. Since it was just the summer solstice, and I don't know the exact science of it, but it does something. It does something. Sorry, clipping. That's fine, man. What do you got, a bag of pretzels?
Starting point is 00:05:11 Yeah. Hard or soft? They make the soft ones in the bag? Not yet. You'd be surprised. Okay, countdown starts now. I don't know the science of what the solstice does. I'll make them soft.
Starting point is 00:05:20 The sun does something. I'll make you real soft. It's scary, Dave. Way too scary. Pretty damn scary. I think we're going to... Since the rotation of the Earth, I think, changed. So let's go the other way. Let's go counterclockwise.
Starting point is 00:05:35 This is confusing. Yeah, it's going to be... You got 13, and then this. Has there been a count Dracula, but it's count R clockwise? Count R clockwise. Give me some reverb. I don't know why he's also Dracula. I am counterclockwise.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Kind of Russian. Alright, I'm going to play the first tape. And I know what it's going to be because Ian, you mentioned this tape. Ian? Ian? Ian, you still there,. Ian? Ian. Ian?
Starting point is 00:06:06 Yeah. You still there, buddy? Yeah. You still there? Yeah. You mentioned this tape when you saw it when you came in, this T-Sips Naps tape on Tandem. Is this a label from Indonesia?
Starting point is 00:06:17 I think so, yeah. They did a tape for Sean Stelfox. They do a bunch of splits. People might know he did what was it called? I got it written down here somewhere. He did a thing called Cassette Culture in Central Java. Like a short video
Starting point is 00:06:35 doc for Tabs Out. You can Google that and find it out. That's a good one. It's on Vimeo, I think. The streaming system. The streaming platform? Is that what you're telling me? Uh-huh. So, Naps is Jason Calhoun from Philly.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Does anyone know that? You said you knew who T-Sips was. Who's T-Sips? I think I know who T-Sips is. Is it T-Sips? I got T-Spits written down here. She's... Yeah. Wait. What do you got for me
Starting point is 00:07:09 i think it yeah she's um i think her name is uh angela wilson that's t-sips yeah and where's t-sips from i i don't know maybe he seems sounds like a nickname you get in california sixth grade she does like um solo stuff and then she has another project uh i think electric sound bath i feel like i've heard that meditative kind of i feel like dave says that a lot you talk about electric sound baths a lot but just like having them yeah usually when i'm describing something it's bathing in something or you know playing with something or it's bathing in something or playing with something. Or soup is involved in some way. This label, Tandem Tapes,
Starting point is 00:07:49 only does splits, which seems painfully obvious when you say the name, but it took me a long time to figure that out. All of their spines are just white spines with black text and I think it got up to like 17, 18 releases now. Oh, really? But it took me like a dozen before I realized, oh shit,
Starting point is 00:08:05 these are all splits, aren't they? Well, I guess that makes sense now. I'm the dumb one. So all of a sudden, I'm the dumb one. So dumb. Well, Dave's the dumbest person I know. So I'm going to play Naps and then you want to go into something? Yeah. What you got? I'm going to play this new
Starting point is 00:08:21 Aviary tape. Just pick this up. They played Delaware. It's a synth trio with Mike Nigro, Conrad Cam. What the hell, Mikey? Oh, boy. And Matthew Gant. Yes, I know Mike Nigro, Oxhale Recordings, originally from Delaware.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Yeah. At least grew up here, right? Conrad Cam does a project called Glass Frog we played before. Yep. From Brooklyn. Brooklyn. With the pizza. Real Brooklyn.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Oh, they get the cheese just right. And then Matthew Gant. Is that how you say it? Yep. He's another New York guy, right? Yeah. Just met him. Who's this guy?
Starting point is 00:09:01 Nice guy. He's the new guy. Well, new to us. Because I know the other two guys, so he's the new guy. Right. He's the new guy. He's the new guy. Well, new to us. Because I know the other two guys, so he's the new guy. Right. He's the new guy. He's the new guy. What's he like? What's he all about? I didn't really talk to him. Seems like a pretty cool
Starting point is 00:09:14 guy. Yeah, pretty cool guy. We talked about gear. Well, Conrad and Mike Nagra, they probably went on a scouting mission to find the third guy. I like how we're making him the third guy. He has a... I don't know if I have it. I was looking for it today, but I couldn't find it. I think he has a split with someone called
Starting point is 00:09:32 Future Daughter in Orange Milk. Does that ring any bells? Very nice. Yeah, I think it's Avery Tabe. I was listening to it earlier. I like that they had a whole bunch with them on tour
Starting point is 00:09:48 and they all came in different shell colors so you could take your pick. That's a nice little touch. I think me and you picked the same color. Really? Let me see. Dave. I like that. It looks like a starburst. Right behind you. That lime green. Right behind you. It's on the second from bottom
Starting point is 00:10:04 like six from the right. You got a demon with duck ass tape. You got a... What's that one? Beast something? Yeah, right there. You got it. Oh, mine's a little lighter. You got the light green. Yeah. I think mine's better. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:10:20 Dave, which one do you like more? The one on the left or the one on the right? See, yours looks more sour. more? The one on the left or the one on the right? See, yours looks more sour. Yeah, the one on the left looks more like a classic lime green Starburst or chewy candy. Yeah, that's why I picked it. The one on the left. The one on the left, I mean.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Dave's left. You're right. You're right. I like the one on the right. I am right. Yeah, I know. I get it. I'm right.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Mine's better. The one on the left. Here we go. All right, you goofballs. Let's get into it. I like Ian's better. Cut it out. I like Ian's better. I just want everybody to know that.
Starting point is 00:10:51 I'll advise you never to say that again in front of me, sir. All right, Naps from the Split with T-Sips on Tandem Tapes. Tandem Tapes number 17. And then Aviary, a self-release cassette, right? Yeah. Self-title, self-release. I think there's some some birdies in the beginning so hopefully dave your worms don't go nuts because they hear all the birdies
Starting point is 00:11:08 playing all right let's go i just got them back Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The Thank you. The End I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I'm going to go to the right. Thank you. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative. Naps from the split with T-Sips. This is interesting information. Thank you. I mean, you'reips. This is interesting information. Thank you. I mean, you're welcome. It is pee-pee. On 10 tapes. And then the Aviary Da Butt.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Self-titillated Da Butt cassette. Self-released. Can you find that online anywhere, Ian? Do you know? I don't know. I think so. Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you something?
Starting point is 00:24:24 You heard this? Have you seen you something? You heard this? He peed this? Have you seen this? Have you heard this? Have you heard about this thing? I was going to say something. Oh, yeah. I think it might have been at the show,
Starting point is 00:24:35 or it might have been the other day when you stopped over. We were talking a little bit about this tape, and you were saying how your face lit up like a kid on Christmas morning. You were like, Game Genie! I got Game Genie! When you said that you really like
Starting point is 00:24:50 when people list what they play inside. Oh, yeah. And then he said with a glass face. Is that something? Is that an expression? No.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Did people say that with a glass face? He had a glass face. The kid had a glass face. Pretty damn scary. He said, how did you say? Now I forget. You said, what did you say?
Starting point is 00:25:12 Well, it's definitely my favorite, like, inside liner notes. The wording was good. You said. I think I said the weirder, the better. No, no, no, no, no. You said, oh, I can't think of the word you used now. It was really good, though. The gist of it was, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:26 the more details you give, the better. I forget how you said it. You said it with passion, kid. Well, you know, I appreciate it. He got a virus. All right, Dave, what are you going to play? I think I'm going to do... I think.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Do you guys mind if I go two times in a row? Two, two, two, two? Go for it. I want to do it. I want to do two tapes all by myself. It's for big boys like me. Oh, I like that. You can do it.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I like that. Impress us. All right. Hey, Davey boy, impress us. All right, I'm going to do... I want to present this to you guys. Two tapes from Bedlam Tapes. Three.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Two. Three. Two. Three Tapes. Three. Two. Three. Two. Three. Two. Three. Two. Three.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Two. Three. Two. Three. Two. Three. I found... Please.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Please. Please. I found... Please. All right, what do you got? Two on Bedlam? Two on Bedlam. German label.
Starting point is 00:26:21 German label. They created the balance bike, I hear. Oh, really? Yeah. And the people's car. The people's court?. Oh, really? And the people's car. The people's court? The TV show? Yeah, the people's cart. Don't take them to car. Take them to people's car. People's cart.
Starting point is 00:26:35 People's cart? What's that? People's cart. It's like a shopping spree show. It's like a communist thing. It's a shopping spree show court. Supermarket speak. Shopping spree show court deliberations for when they don't get their money. What do you do?
Starting point is 00:26:52 It's really specific. You're like... And you go into the shopping... You have the cart. You have an empty cart. And what do you do? You go in there and you say... Objection, Your Honor.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Gerrymandering, Your Honor. I picked eggs and they didn't let me take them home. I got no clue where this one's going. Me neither. I think you got a virus. It's way too scary. So I'm going to play two tapes off of Bedlam Tapes. X.temp X.temp
Starting point is 00:27:18 EXT.tmp Is that a temporary file? What is that? I was thinking maybe it's like some scripting stuff or some, yeah, like a temporary file. Yeah, don? I was thinking maybe it's some scripting stuff. Like a temporary file. I wouldn't look it up. It might shut your computer down. It might though. Tape's called Toggle God Mode.
Starting point is 00:27:36 What's it called? Toggle God Mode. That's really good. Cheap cones. You guys use cheap cones with Game Genie? I do, yeah. All the time. These files are typically located in the standard temporary. You guys use cheap cones with Game Genie? I do, yeah. Yeah? Yeah, all the time.
Starting point is 00:27:52 These files are typically located in the standard temporary directory TMP on Unix machines. Oh, it's Unix. Yeah, I knew that. I'm a Unix guy. A temporary file created with TMP file is deleted automatically when the program exists or the file is closed. Huh? Hmm. Huh.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I wonder what it's doing in the meantime. Putting worms on your computer. Yeah. Dave, your worms are bursting at the seam as it is. I know. You can't use it anymore. Well, because I got that Trojan worm.
Starting point is 00:28:12 What in his pee-pee? So. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. I'm going to play a little bit of this tape. I don't know anything about these guys. Okay. But I like the,
Starting point is 00:28:25 what do you call this style of art? Keith Rankin 2.0? It's like... 2.0? You're upgrading, huh? I like the... I'll tell you what I really like. Oh, the inside's awesome. I love the inside. What's going on there?
Starting point is 00:28:40 It's like a catalog of mysterious wares. It's like a little gallery of 3D sculptures. It looks like a little gallery of 3D sculptures. It looks like something should be flashing like choose one over top of it. Choose one. It's like some weird abstract indie game. This is the store you go into
Starting point is 00:28:56 on like Lawnmower Man for Sega CD. You go in there and it's like these are the things you can buy. What is this one? Two contact lenses filled with lemonade? What am I going to do with that? It's like a puzzle in the game Myst. It's like the one that nobody's ever figured out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:12 You can, like, slide them around. I love the spine. Then they all shake and go back to where they were. But this is like, oh, God, I see it better now. When you were holding it back there, I thought it was, like, a picture, like, Alice in Chains might take with a fisheye lens and a video. But it better now. When you were holding it back there, I thought it was a picture like Alice in Chains might take with a fisheye lens in a video.
Starting point is 00:29:27 But it's not. It's kind of like... Imagine if you were pouring a Merlot into a goblet, but it was a stemless goblet. It's a glassless goblet. And then the glass disappeared momentarily just when you took the picture. The glass was gone. But not like a delicateless goblet. And then the glass disappeared momentarily. Just when you took the picture. But yours was gone.
Starting point is 00:29:47 But not like a delicate pour. No, no, no. It's like if you poured a glass of Merlot, dropped an ice cube into it, and then the glass disappeared. And you took a picture of that moment. That sounds really fun. This is a big one.
Starting point is 00:29:59 And then in the background, there's another like swirl. I like it. I think it's awesome. You know what? The question you asked me, Dave, was do I like it more than think it's awesome. You know what? Do I, the question you asked me Dave was do I like it more than Keith Rankin?
Starting point is 00:30:07 You didn't ask me that, did you? I just, I just got there myself. You did. I think so. It's all you. I'm going to say
Starting point is 00:30:14 compared to his new stuff I like this more. Don't I? Don't I? That's my opinion. I like the spine a lot. Let me see this. What's the other one
Starting point is 00:30:21 you're playing? The other one that I'm playing. That's ext.tmp.temp. Bedlam number 29, correct? Edition of 50. You boys like Technor? I love Technor. I'm going to play some Technor.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Hell yeah. Technoir. Technoir. Two words. Technoir. Another one on Bedlam, huh? Another one on Bedlam with an Allison... Speaking of Allison Chains.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Ooh, that orange shell. That's like a radioactive orange shell. I love Allison Change. I love when they snuff the rooster. To me, no other band has snuffed the rooster as well as Allison Change. What does that mean? What, snuffing the rooster? Yeah, does that mean, like, is that sexual?
Starting point is 00:31:01 Yeah, sounds kind of dirty. Well, Dave, when you're talking to a stud like me, everything's sexual. Where's the case for this? I mean, I think if we're... In his butt. In his pee-pee. It has something to do with Vietnam, though, right? What, sex?
Starting point is 00:31:21 No, Mike. Is that why you always get so stiff when we talk about it? What, sex? No, Mike. Is that why you always get so stiff when we talk about it? What, Vietnam? Whenever I see those Prisoner of War stickers, it's like, oh, shit. Give me a minute. Just give me a minute.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Just give me a minute. I can't stand up. I can't stand up. And don't get me started on this in action. You don't want to know what I think that is. I re- host the show. What the hell, Mikey? All right.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Well, what's this? Who's Tech Noir? Where's this go? That goes to me. Give it over, kid. Tech Noir. I'm going to need a Noroco case stat. They didn't put any information in here.
Starting point is 00:31:59 You waxers. So I don't know. Look it up. Be wacky. That's crazy. I like that they have... This is Dave's Vaporwave Corner. Who's sponsoring Dave's Vaporwave Corner?
Starting point is 00:32:07 Yeah, this is kind of like... Pretty much. I mean, this isn't Vaporwave music, but aesthetically, it does remind me of Vaporwave. I like how on the inside... You know what I mean? For the track listing,
Starting point is 00:32:21 there's a little like can't find image thing that breaks up each track. The little square with the box in it. It shows up on Facebook. That is good. This is awesome. I saw some other... I guess all of the TechnoWare
Starting point is 00:32:36 releases are like... He uses Chinese characters to spell them out. Mike, Jesus Christ. What? Chinese characters to spell them out. Mike, Jesus Christ. What? Chinese characters? Right? Oh, you're talking about letters.
Starting point is 00:32:52 I thought you were talking about individuals. What are you talking about? Like a Chinese character. There's a Chinese character in that group. Figure this shit out, guys. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You were crossing the line, I thought. Oh, man. I can go to an amusement park.
Starting point is 00:33:09 And there's one with, like, I think it's like an 8 CD or maybe an 11 cassette box set or something. I'm way bigger than most of the guys. It's a digital release, so it's like a shitload of tracks. It's like 50 tracks. But the titles, like, the way they're, like, written, like, you. But the titles, the way they're written,
Starting point is 00:33:27 there's like... Zigzags. It goes from few characters to many. It's creating a pattern of sorts. It's wacky is what I'm trying to get at. Be wacky.
Starting point is 00:33:33 There's a lot of sugar all over it. It's a beautiful thing. I like wacky stuff. I love wacky stuff. Generally speaking. Generally speaking. Where are all the
Starting point is 00:33:42 fucking cases right now? What's going on? I can't announce what we're going to play without these fucking cases, Dave. We are going to play... I can't just hold J cards. EXT.TMP and Tech Noir, both on Bedlam tapes. Dave's Vib Wave Corner, brought to you by Macy's.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Brought to you by Target. Bedlam 29 and 30. Oh, that's a big Masonic number. That's a big Masonic number. Let's check it out and see if it works. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. ¶¶ I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 9743 the love FM you should come back in with like your 97.43 The Love FM You should come back in with like your I was coming back in but
Starting point is 00:40:51 Oh, were we already back in? ext.tmp and technoir What the hell happened? That was tight man That was all royalty free music I think I love it, I love it so much There should be a commercial for it Like a late night commercial free music, I think. I love it. I love it so much. There should be a commercial for it.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Like a late night commercial where like, like, you know, the title scroll up on the side and the one that's playing is like highlight it. It's for big boys like me. Really long commercial too. So what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:41:21 What's a long commercial? Like an infomercial? Or like is an infomercial something it's in between that and a regular commercial? Like an infomercial? Or is an infomercial something? It's in between that and a regular commercial? No, an infomercial is something completely different. Like a Super Bowl commercial is like 30 seconds. Yeah, no, I mean like... An infomercial is like a half an hour.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Like the little giant ladder, it's like a half an hour long. Do you get to really know the ladder? A four or five minute commercial? That's like one you see at the DMV. I wish they showed these types of commercials at the dmv i love the dmv they have the tv screens that say what number's next but next to it is just like you know uh this happy day star uh you know spoke at the rnc and it's like you know it was it scott baio you know whatever the other people's names were. Michael McKeon. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Oh, my goodness. Welcome to reality. All right. I'm going to play a tape. Those were good, Dave. I like those. I like them, too. EXT.TMP.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Is that what it was? Is that what the file was? And Tech Noir, both on Bedlam. Yeah, good stuff. Check that stuff out. Bedlam's a really good label. I think they're out of Germany. They are.
Starting point is 00:42:23 And I think we're out of Germany. They are. I think we played something last episode. I think Didn't B played that fucking Death's Dynamic Shroud tape. Oh, that was on Bedlam? Yeah, that was on Bedlam. We played a bunch of stuff on Bedlam. It's a fine label.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Very fine label. I'm going to play not an older one, but one from a few years ago. Good job, man. I grabbed this off the shelf. I did a really good job grabbing this off the shelf. The Hanson stack.
Starting point is 00:42:52 It's Aaron Dilloway After the Showers, C90. It's Hanson number 253 from like 2012 or 2013 or something like that. 2014 maybe. Something like that. I love right after
Starting point is 00:43:04 you pick a shower. That's a big Masonic number. After a shower. Oh yeah, it's great. What do you like about it? Feels nice. Feels nice. What do you do?
Starting point is 00:43:11 Feels nice. What are you wearing when you get out of the shower? Like immediately after I get out of the shower? Yeah, like as soon as you step out. All my clothes.
Starting point is 00:43:17 All your clothes? That's wacky, Dave. This tape is remixes and unreleased versions of tracks from the Modern Jester LLP. Dilloway just put out a new LP called The Gag File, I believe.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Is that what it's called? I think you're right. And I was looking at... I haven't gripped it yet. I wanted to get it from Experian Media and it was fucking sold out. I haven't looked anywhere else yet. Maybe I should go to Jupiter. You think they have it? Jupiter, probably not. Yeah, I don't think so. But, you know, he always
Starting point is 00:43:48 has, like, goofy, wacky masks. Like, ventriloquist dolls or, like, weird old, like, vintage Halloween masks. Like, the old rubber ones. Super scary. Like, yeah, super scary. Now, would they be before? They'd be, like, after. Remember the ones you wore as a kid
Starting point is 00:44:03 that was just the plastic face and then a smock with like an image from like that you'd wear like he-man's face but the smock would be like are you scared are you calling from inside my house again okay i'll get back i'll get back on track here either way i saw the lp and it made me think about how he uses all those faces on his tapes and i went looking through some stuff to see which my favorite face was and i liked my favorite about how he uses all those faces on his tapes. And I went looking through some stuff to see which my favorite face was. And I liked my favorite one. If we're all ready for the big announcement. I think it's called Door With No Handle.
Starting point is 00:44:33 I like that one. But this one's good too. It's got a wacky face on it. It's a wacky one. Yeah. Is this the same one that's from the Modern Jester? Yes. It's a small one.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Because it's the remixes and unreleased versions of tracks from that WLP from 2012. I love this cover. I believe. Thank you. No problem. This is not a... Dave, everything I do, I do for you. This is not an issue.
Starting point is 00:44:59 You don't have to worry about it. You are my sunshine. Is this the original Norelco, too? I want to present this to you guys. Funny you should say that. Barack Obama. It is not. Without my teleprompter.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Because I'm pretty good at this stuff. It is not. I broke it two days ago. And I grabbed that one. I had a feeling. Because this one is like a royal blue. But yeah, it's working good with the mustard yellow. Uh-huh. It's a beautiful. I like how the blue goes with the yellow. It's working good with the mustard yellow. It's a beautiful...
Starting point is 00:45:28 Don't get me started on it. Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. It's very scary and lovely. It's almost the Delaware colors. What, buff and gold? Golden rod and that nice blue. Is it golden? The golden rod is buff.
Starting point is 00:45:43 That's buff. Our colors are buff and royal blue or something like that. Is buff a real color? Yeah, what are our colors? How long have you lived in this state? Delaware Wikipedia. We're doing it right now. We're going to take care of this right now.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Blue and gold. It's buffing something. What is buff? I'm probably going to be going on the internet. I should move my computer while I search for something. That wasn't a good sign. Did you just shut down your computer by accident? No.
Starting point is 00:46:10 What was that noise? Where are Delaware? Why don't I just Google what are Delaware's colors? What are Delaware's colors? It's buff and something. Buff and colonial blue. Huh? The official say colors colonial blue and buff.
Starting point is 00:46:25 How is buff different from gold? It's not gold, Ian. Come on. All right, let's jump into this. I don't know where it is, but we'll just hit play and see where it goes. Sound good?
Starting point is 00:46:38 Uh-huh. Aaron Dilloway, After the Showers cassette from the Hanson Archives. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Aaron Dilloway. Aaron. Remember Cajun Man from Saturday Night Live? Cajun. No.
Starting point is 00:52:10 No? No. I never really got super into Saturday Night Live. Did you ever get regular into Super Saturday Night Live? Was that Phil Hartman? No, that was... Joe Pesci. No, it was Joe Pesci.
Starting point is 00:52:23 It was actually Joe Pesci's godbrother. Oh, Martin. Martin. Martin Lawrence. You're thinking of Sinead Day. That was a different show. Aaron Dilloway, After the Showers cassette. I think from like, what did we say, 2014?
Starting point is 00:52:36 Is that where we landed? Someone tell me. I thought you said 2012, but I have no idea. That was a good movie. Or was it a really bad movie? What was it about? 2012? Hard to say. Was it about the really bad movie? What was it about? 2012? Hard to say.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Was it about the end of the world? No. 2012? Yeah. What was that about? There was a movie called 2012, wasn't there? It was about a guy.
Starting point is 00:52:54 It was kind of a dry movie about a guy who had 2012 vision. But he was like an eye doctor so he was ashamed of himself? Yeah. 2012 was really bad, right? It's pretty funny. Kevin Costner.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Very imaginative, very creative. Went right to DVD. Tom Petty played himself. I love movies. I actually only watch movies where Tom Petty plays himself. So it's a weird thing that I do. So I watched the Free Fallen documentary. And the documentary when they made that video for Free Fallen.
Starting point is 00:53:22 I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. And was it The Postman or was it Waterworld? I always forget. Postman. They're in the same movie, right? Pretty much, yeah. What the hell, Mikey? Alright. Hanson keeps everything in print, I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Did Joe B. go to his store when he was out there? Joe B. was out there for a tattoo convention. Did he go to the Hanson store in Oberlin Do we know I don't know I found one interesting thing Alright Ian
Starting point is 00:53:56 You and Dave want to do a Two strips of bacon Yes That'd be wacky Get wacky guys For big boys like me. Oh, my goodness. All right. Let's do this. All right. What are you going to play?
Starting point is 00:54:11 I'll play something. I'll follow up. Risky Bitness. I'm going to do this one that came out on Housu Mountain. I don't think it was from the most recent batch. I think it was the one right before. It was not most recent batch. I think it was the one right before. It was not the most recent.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I think it was the one right before. Yeah, but it wasn't that long ago. It was not that long ago. This one is... That's a big Masonic number. A tape by Finn called Ice Picks. Ice Picks, plural. Picks with an X.
Starting point is 00:54:39 I don't know if I've ever heard Ice Picks before. I heard people say Ice Pick. I don't think I've ever heard anyone say, like, I need a bunch of ice picks. I need... You think that over. I need 12 ice picks! A dozen. A baker's dozen.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Pressure's going out of control down here! I think this is the third episode in a row we've played something off of Hasu Mountain. Have they sent us anything? Like a basket of prunes or anything nice? Like an edible arrangement? A basket of prunes? Isn't that something you send? Like a whole basket full? How big of a basket are prunes or anything nice. Like an edible arrangement. A basket of prunes? Isn't that something you send? Like a whole basket full?
Starting point is 00:55:06 How big of a basket are we talking about? A small one. It holds like two prunes. Like one of those. But it's shrink-wrapped. Just two? Yeah. There's like five of us to do this.
Starting point is 00:55:15 No. Or is it split two between how many people? Well, I assumed I would get one and you guys would figure out... They have pits too? Yeah. Yeah. You gotta have the pit.
Starting point is 00:55:28 But the basket's decorated really nice with four pieces of the Easter grass stuff. But it's the edible kind. You know they make edible kind, right? I've not seen that. I haven't seen that. What are you playing again? Finn? Finn.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Finn. Who is Finn? Finn is... Finn the Dolphin? Good one. Because of the Finn. Because of the Finn. You're so funny, Dave.
Starting point is 00:55:51 I know. Well, I'm a little bit of a card sometimes. You are a little bit. A little bit. Yeah, I could be a pistol. You can be a pistol. I'm a real firecracker. Get out of here.
Starting point is 00:56:00 It's a late Saturday night. Finn is Rebecca Finn Simonetti. Simonetti. Why do I know Simonetti? Does she relate to the guy who does Trouble Man? I don't know. I don't know either.
Starting point is 00:56:17 I really like the artwork for that, too. You know what I think it is? You know what I think that artwork is? I think she has videos on her website for the musics and such. Oh, yeah? I think that's a screenshot, a screen grab. So is it animated?
Starting point is 00:56:34 Or is it just collage? I only skimmed. It's sort of like a mixed animated and real footage. I like the drawings. All the ladies doing some wrestling moves to each other. Glow. Some wrestling.
Starting point is 00:56:52 It's pretty funny, pretty interesting. Very imaginative, very creative. A lot of silver on this one. There's a hand made of corn in here. There's a lady nurse with boxing gloves. Boxing gloves. Okay. And everything.
Starting point is 00:57:06 I like that she's all colored except for just like one piece of her thigh. They forgot to color it. Let me see. Do you think that's intentional or they forgot to fill that part in? Where am I looking? Down at the bottom. The one. No, I think they just forgot.
Starting point is 00:57:22 The lady with the boxing gloves on? Yeah, I think they just forgot. You think they just forgot? Yeah. But the boxing gloves on? I think they just forgot. You think they just forgot? Yeah. But it looks like it's hand-drawn. But they look sort of on a finish. No, you know what? I bet that's just a continuation of her pants.
Starting point is 00:57:33 But we just can't tell. You don't think she's wearing shorts? This could be shorts. You know what? Hold on. This is probably really fun to listen to. I have a breakthrough. I'm having a blast.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Aren't you guys having a blast? God, man. This is the best thing since Dave's Vaporwave Corner. She has another leg in the background that is colored in. I think they plum forgot. They plum forgot. That's a throwback
Starting point is 00:57:56 to my basket of prune things. That's what I was going to say. The other leg is filled in. It doesn't have to be a basket of prunes. It could be a basket of plums. Plums? Yeah. By the time it gets here, it's prunes. It could be a basket of plums. Plums? Yeah. But by the time it gets here, it's prunes. Yeah, but don't send it media mail. Because they send it...
Starting point is 00:58:10 Well, they do. I mean, they send it media mail. I'll tell you, there's some labels you order from that will be prunes, but I don't think they're there. Where do tapes become when you dry them out? When you dry them out? Yeah. What do you mean when you dry them out?
Starting point is 00:58:27 Like put them in a jerky dehydrator? Like how plums become prunes? What do tapes become? Three-inch CD-Rs. I love three-inch CD-Rs. Don't start me up. Let's play this tape. Oh, wait. You guys want to do a...
Starting point is 00:58:36 Are you going to follow that, Dave? Yeah, yeah. Dave, what are you playing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm going to play... Oh, sure. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:44 I'm going to play this one that we got in the mailbag recently. You ever smelled this before? Project called Sun Falls. Oh, sure. Oh, yeah. I'm going to play this one that we got in the mailbag recently. You ever smelled this before? Project called Sun Falls. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Self-release tape. Funny story. Tape's called Dream Minus.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Dream Minus? Dream apostrophe minus. Ooh, that cover's giving me some. Yeah, it's like a. This is really, really scary. It's like a pixelated gradient on the front. Yeah. I do. I want to see it. I want to be a part of this. It's really, really scary. It's like a pixelated gradient on the front. Yeah. It's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:59:07 I want to see it. I want to be a part of this. Let me take a look. Take a look. Ooh, that's nice. That does something to your eyes there. This is some... Wait, I see it.
Starting point is 00:59:15 It's a boat. This is some modular stimps. I had to ruin it. Modular stimps? Yeah. I love modular stimps. Is this like a debut here? Is this a debut release?
Starting point is 00:59:27 I think this dude has done some stuff before, but this is, I guess he bought a modular system four years ago. Okay. And this is his, he's been learning how to use it, I guess, for the last four years and decided. I dig that. As a modular investor, time has never been right. I don't know how he waited four years and decided... I dig that. As a modular investor, time has never been right. I don't know how he waited four years because I think I
Starting point is 00:59:47 recorded like five tapes the first week I had mine. It's not good, but I wanted to record everything. Some people care a little bit about quality, Dave. But I think this dude from Portland, he's been doing... I've loved everything this guy has done so far. He's been doing improvised music
Starting point is 01:00:03 for a little while. He's like a retro god in my mind. For like 10 years or so. 10 or 12 years. From Portland, I see. Uh-huh. Yes. I was doing a little research myself. All right, well, let's get into this.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Double dose, right? Two strips of bacon? Yeah. How many are we sizzling? How many are you sizzling? We're doing two. Ian, hand me the fin tape. You got it already.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Where is it? It's in the stack. Oh, sure. There it is. Fin. One moment. Where is it? It's in the stack. Oh, sure. There it is. Finn. One moment. I got it. It's Pix.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Oh, Pix with an X. Yeah. That changes everything. On Hustle Mountain, number 57. And then Sun Falls. Dream. Did you just say Dream Minus? Dream Minus.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Dream Minus. Well, how do you say it? Because of the apostrophe. Dream. You pause. Dreaminus. Dreaminus. Dreaminus. Dreaminus.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Self-release tape. Excuse me. All right, let's do this. Dave, go. Go. Let's check it out and see if it works. I love my money I love my money Thank you. Thank you. My imagination Running away with me That was just my imagination Running away with me
Starting point is 01:04:05 That was just imagination Running away with me Running away with me That was just imagination Running away with me Was it you that made me lose my imagination? Was it you that made me lose my imagination? Was it you that made me lose my imagination? You say you don't wanna wait You don't wanna look into the screen to see me
Starting point is 01:04:44 But baby, I'm so done Oh, oh, oh It's so easy Oh, oh, oh Chicken shit Chicken shit That was just an imagination Now a trick is the way I feel about it I'm so far away
Starting point is 01:05:30 Now it's just my imagination Running away with me I see the baby baby Fire Baby I said you don't wanna Take a chance on me But I'm not gonna touch you Don't you
Starting point is 01:06:19 Buzzin' on the blood that's got you In it I'm so fine Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Starting point is 01:06:38 Ooh Ooh Chicken shit I have to say Chicken shit How do you say it Is it the way The way I feel about it Is Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Finn. And then Sun Falls.
Starting point is 01:13:21 Shit, man. Those were two strips of bacon. Those were two tapes. Yeah. Good stuff. Hell yeah. Liked them both of bacon. Those were two tapes. Yeah. Good stuff. Hell yeah. Liked them both very much. Everybody did a very good job.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Three. Three. That's funny because I did it three times. That's a big Masonic number. Fin on Hasu Mountain. Sun Falls. Self-release. Do we ever figure out if Sunfall has...
Starting point is 01:13:45 That's one word, right? Sunfalls. S-U-N-A-L-L-S. Sunfalls. Dream Minus. Does he mean like Sunfalls like a waterfall? Or is Sunfalls like the sun falls down? Or Sunfalls like
Starting point is 01:14:02 autumns on the sun? I think it's a specific waterfall called Sun Falls because the Sun hits it just right I like that it hits like a little rock and it creates like a heart like in the waterfall no no I guess it creates like a Sun like a starburst and it looks perfect they call it Sun Falls I want to go to Sun Falls makes you feel good inside I want to go to Sun Falls. Makes you feel good inside. I want to get away. All right, I'm back. It was quite the adventure. So let's go on this adventure together. All right.
Starting point is 01:14:33 You guys are too scary. You guys got into the sugar tonight, I think. Can I do a double dose? What's that? It's like, it's the stuff that really gets you. It's a get-going sauce. You ever get a get-going sauce. You ever get a get-going sauce in you?
Starting point is 01:14:48 Oh, not too much, Dave. Not too much, big guy. All right, I'm going to play two tapes, two strips of bacon. I'm going to play something on this tape we just got from Obstructum. But what about that tape? I'll get to that one next. This one is Obstructum. This is a tape on Nihilist.
Starting point is 01:15:07 It's Nihilist number 84. It's a C42, edition of 100. We are Nihilist. I get it. Hannah Elliott, Andy Ortman. Andy Ortman does Panicsville. Runs this label, I believe. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:24 I dig the artwork a lot for this. It's like... It's for big boys like me. It is a big boy tape. Is that my kid at the door? I think so. Go to bed. Come on, man. This is my big boy time. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:15:39 You know, I don't ask for much. I'm a stay-at-home dad. Yeah, Mike. I'm going to host the show. This is my time to relax come on don't make me have a meltdown all right and then after that tape we were talking we were talking about where we told me that i got all frazzled all right tell us about reality i'm gonna say something oh go for dave this is the this is definitely the venue for this is a pro
Starting point is 01:16:03 dub tape oh i-imprinted tape But they put some homemade spray paint on there You think that's homemade spray paint? You think they're making their own spray paint? Store-bought isn't good enough for it You don't get that green You don't get that rich green They don't offer that in spray paint
Starting point is 01:16:18 No, they go to Spencer's They go right to the puffy paint aisle Squirt a little bit of that in their mouth With some vodka Spit it out through a straw I want to start a store called Spencer's, they go right to the puffy paint aisle, squirt a little bit of that in their mouth with some vodka, and spit it out through a straw. I want to start a store called Spencer's Gifts that just sells gifts of all the stuff Spencer's used to sell. Spencer's Gifts? Spencer's Gifts.
Starting point is 01:16:34 It's gifts of gifts Spencer Gifts used to sell. Spencer's Gifts. It's just gifts of people buying things at Spencer's. Hi, I'm Tony Blift. Are you looking to thrift? Then come on down to Spencer's Gifts of people buying things at Spencer's. Hi, I'm Tony Blift. Are you looking to thrift? Then come on down to Spencer's Gift. We have gifts of old gifts that Spencer's Gifts used to gift. Did you say what you wanted to say?
Starting point is 01:16:55 I feel like that was Tammy Dong with a mustache on. Hi, I'm Tammy Dong with a mustache on. Job of the Hut. And then after we play that tape, or after I play that tape, I'm going to play this Gunther Valentin cassette on no rent. I think a new one on no rent. Number 51. Darn it.
Starting point is 01:17:13 What did this come... This came out with... Do tell. I'm trying to see what the name is. The tape's called Illness... What is it? Seminars? And what else came?
Starting point is 01:17:24 A Christian Moran tape? A Christian Moran tape. A Christian Moran museum piece. That tape's really good. Ian, I think you'd like that a lot. Yeah. You like when the tape just goes... I saw it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:34 I do like that. Yeah. That's really good. But yeah, this Gunther Valentine tape, it's pretty fucking tight. I don't know who this is. I don't know anything about this. It's Gunther. Gunther.
Starting point is 01:17:45 And what am I saying? You said Gunther. Gunther. What am I saying? You said Gunther. Gunther, and what do you say it is? I say Gunther. You didn't say it was Gunther? No, but you could. It's Gunther? Well.
Starting point is 01:17:55 I got too much get up juice in me. Let's take some downers. All right. Interesting information. Well, let's do these two. Obstructum. God, I love the colors on this Obstructum tape. It's so funny for like that. It's let's do these two. Obstructum. God, I love the colors on this Obstructum tape.
Starting point is 01:18:06 It's so funny for like that... It's for big boys like me. For that metal logo, that Too Scary Metal logo. And then they use like pink and lime green. What are the... It's a very nice choice. Oh, they're like little demon kind of things behind it. And what's in this bathtub on the other tape? What about that other tape?
Starting point is 01:18:22 What's in there? Stones? You smell what the rock is cooking? Is that even a bathtub? It is a bathtub. Dirt? And it's inside because there's a toilet next to it. Look on the inside. It's full of rocks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:37 My tape is rather old. Why is that? Why do they do that? I've seen a toilet filled with PBR before. Oh yeah? Yeah. In the can still? In the can still. It's like PBR cans in the can. Dave, you are a card. I'm a cracker.
Starting point is 01:18:53 You are a cracker. I'm a firecracker. All right, Obstructum and Gunther Valentin. Tapes on Nihilus and no rent. You ready to do these? Yes. Three. Two of them. Here we go. You ready to do these? Yes. Three. Two of them.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Here we go. That's a big Masonic number. I want to present this to you guys. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so so so I'm going to go. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:26:02 Okay. Thank you. Okay. okay okay okay okay Thank you. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick run through. so so um Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Obstruct them. Damn near killed them hi-hat sound dave that was crazy followed by gunter valiente valentine valentine that was tight man on um i'm gonna guess the labels i can can't remember. No Rent was one. No Rent was the second one.
Starting point is 01:31:46 And the first one was Nihilist. That's what it was. Yeah, man. Two fucking... Two strips of bacon. Two strips of bacon. Lots of good stuff tonight. You guys are all doing a very good job.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Everybody's doing a really good job. I just want to say, when it comes to cassette podcasting, boys, go ahead, Dave. Give them a thanks. I just want to thank you guys for doing a good job tonight. I knew you'd thank me already. I can see it in your eyes. I just want to thank you guys for doing a good job I knew you'd thank me already
Starting point is 01:32:08 I'd like to thank our producers I'd like to thank our writers you guys do some tremendous work I learned some skills Unsung Heroes it tabs out writer's room is always busy it's always bustling it's like a 1920s newsroom sometimes you go in there and they don't know
Starting point is 01:32:24 what they don't know what to do. And they're racking their brains for hours. Bouncing a ball off the ceiling. One of them. The other guy's sitting in a beanbag chair. One of them finally says, long tongs. Long. Hear me out.
Starting point is 01:32:40 Long tongs. I love it. Yeah, they're great. You know? So thanks to our writers. Thanks to Ian. Thank you, Mike. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:32:50 Thank you, Dave. Thank you to the neighbors for finishing the floors. I've loved everything this guy has done so far. Making, making, I think I'm going to smell
Starting point is 01:33:01 varnish permanently for the rest of my life. That's pretty interesting to me. Yeah, cut that song off. I've gotten used to it. My neighbors are finishing rest of my life. That's pretty interesting to me. Yeah, cut this song off. I've gotten used to it. My neighbors are finishing their floor. Yeah, I've gotten used to it. I'm not.
Starting point is 01:33:10 I still smell it. Yeah, it's strong. Oh, I still smell it. But I've gotten used to it. They did the whole house. They did all three floors. So, you know, there's a... I like that you keep making that point.
Starting point is 01:33:19 They did the outside. They did the roof. Cut this off, Dave. Come on. It goes on for a while. I can't stop it. Is this one you have to pay to stop? Dave. It goes on for a while. I can't stop it. Is this one you have to pay to stop? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:27 It's got a paywall. All right, I'll wait. This is really, really scary and difficult. All right, let's see. Ian, why don't you go? Okay. Ian. Ian.
Starting point is 01:33:39 I'm going to play one from Orange Milk. Orange Milk. This is a project called, I think it's called one from Orange Milk. Orange Milk. This is a project called, I think it's called Loto Retina. Sounds right to me. Yeah. How many T's in that first word? Just one. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:54 So I think it's like a three. It's what they call a hard O, Loto. Three. Two's. Three. Two's. Three. Two's.
Starting point is 01:34:04 Three. Three. Three. Three. Two's. Three. Two's. Three. Two's. Three. Two's. Three. Three. Three. I found one. That's a big Masonic number. All right, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:34:13 What are you playing? Loto Retina. Fiction. Oh, no. Somebody got into it. Normally, I pour sugar on that shit. Somebody said a big Masonic number. Did you say it, Ian?
Starting point is 01:34:25 I didn't say it. False alarms? Somebody might have been thinking it. False alarms. This is a project from France, correct? Is it? I believe so. Can I see the cover?
Starting point is 01:34:40 Sure. Well, see, that's nice, but I gotta say, like from earlier, like that other one more, the one on Bedlam. We come from France. Ah, Conheads. We come from we live in Paris, France. I love the Conheads. I love all humor. We speak French.
Starting point is 01:34:58 What's your favorite Saturday Night Live movie? My favorite Saturday Night Live movie? Wayne's World. I was gonna say, you can't say Wayne's World. What do you mean you can't say Wayne's World? Night at the Roxbury. That's a good one. I'm going to say It's Pat.
Starting point is 01:35:11 Nah, Wayne's World. Are you kidding me? Wayne's World is a classic. But if you can't say Wayne's World. If you can't say Wayne's World. If you can't say Wayne's World. And you can't say Wayne's World. That's not, we're not counting it.
Starting point is 01:35:24 Austin Powers. That's not. Yeah, did you hear about that new gong show that Mike Myers is doing? No, tell me all about it. Spend this time to tell me about it. It's the gong show, but Mike Myers dresses up as another... The gong show?
Starting point is 01:35:38 Mike Myers dresses up... What is he saying? Gone? The gong show? The gong show. Am I hearing him right? What is he saying? Gone? The Gone Show? The Gong Show. Ian, am I hearing him right? What is he saying? The Gone Show. Gong. The Gone Show. Michael Myers doing a Gone Show. He dresses up in makeup as another
Starting point is 01:35:54 character. He's in character. The Gone Show? He dresses up like a mummy? You got it. That sounds cool. And what's he do every week? He just dresses up like a mummy? He dresses up like a mummy. I. He dresses up like a mummy. And his catchphrase is... I just think it would be pretty interesting.
Starting point is 01:36:08 His catchphrase is like, hot monkey or something like that. Pretty damn scary. Real goofy. Funny story. All right. What tape are we playing? You're playing a tape, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:16 This is Loto Retina. Let me throw it in there. And Zach Galifianakis is in it. I love when he's in it. I love his humor. I love all his humor. He's a judge with Will Arnett's in it. I love his humor. He's a judge with Will Arnett's in it too. It's weird that that's happening on ABC.
Starting point is 01:36:31 It's weird, right? Like Mike Myers playing... Oh wait, this is real. No, this is real. What you're saying is a true story. I didn't know Mike Myers was in it. I thought this was a bit. No, Mike Myers is hosting a reboot of the gong show.
Starting point is 01:36:45 But he is playing a character. What do you mean he's playing a character? He's in makeup as a different person. But it's Mike Myers. And he's the host? But he's in makeup as a different person? He has a different name and everything? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:59 Why? It's just total absurdity. But you know it's him. It's not a trick he's playing. Is you know it's him. He's not fooling you. It's not a trick he's playing. You know. Is it going to turn out that it's not him? No, it's him. Got to watch and find out.
Starting point is 01:37:12 It's him, but when people try to talk to their producers and stuff, try to get a hold of Mike Myers, they say, they go along with the bit. Like, it's not Mike Myers, it's so-and-so, and he's not available right now. I don't like this. They're really following through. Why is this happening? And we don't get a show?
Starting point is 01:37:33 How come we don't get a show? That's the world that we live in now. Put me on TV. We need weird things like that right now. Put me on TV, Dave. Come on, man. All right, let's put this tape. Put it on your TV.
Starting point is 01:37:49 Loto Retina. Oh, what are we playing? What are we playing? The tape? Let's get right into it. Thank you. The Thank you. so Wow. Thank you. The Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Loto. Retina. Loto. Retina.
Starting point is 01:44:55 What the hell happened? That was crazy. That was really fucking good. That came out on Orange Milk when? This year? Yeah, I think maybe February, March. A few batches ago, correct? I believe.
Starting point is 01:45:08 I like that one. I like that one a lot. Easy. Easy. You're hitting all the switches. Figuring this shit out, guys. So we're going to check it right now. All right, Davey boy.
Starting point is 01:45:29 Davey. I'm going to play a tape by Vito Lucente. Who's Vito Lucente? Did a tape on Hollow Eyes called Falling from Grace. I've loved everything this guy has done so far. It looks like a picture of Henry Rollins getting fixed up in a corner after a boxing match. Let me see. From MTV Sports? That might be from
Starting point is 01:45:52 Rockin' Jock Boxing. Remember, what was the name of that show where they had the claymation celebrities? Celebrity Deathmatch or something like that? Celebrity Deathmatch, yeah. They did a lot of those. Remember the baseball games and the basketball games they used to have?
Starting point is 01:46:08 Remember when Marky Mark's shorts fell down? Yeah. Remember when... 69. He did a 69. Remember when Marky Mark seriously did a 69? Remember when Ravishing Rick Rude got his pants ripped off? Oh, I remember that.
Starting point is 01:46:21 I was there. Remember in the 90s you could just 69 on TV. In the 90s? In the 90s. Friends, they would 69. Well, they did it in 96. Mad About You would constantly be 69ing. Or at least talking about 69ing. Well, there's this weird... Constantly. Who was with that?
Starting point is 01:46:38 There's this weird FCC loophole where when you can do that when it's the opposite when it's the mirror image of the year, you could do the sex act of the mirror image year. So in 96, they could do the 69. That makes sense. So when's the next one?
Starting point is 01:46:55 When's the next one happen? That's a good question. 2069. 2069, I think. That doesn't make any sense. 2096, I think, is the next one that we can do. That we can do. Me and you?
Starting point is 01:47:08 That's when we do it? I've already got it written. Thank you. All right, what are we doing? Are you playing the tape? Yeah. Vito Lucente, Falling from Grace on Hollow Eyes. I'm going to play a little bit.
Starting point is 01:47:19 This is a Cleveland label. I think I'm from the B side I'm going to play. Look at this artwork here. Did we confirm? Look at this gold sparkly paper. It's beautiful. We got a batch of tapes from that. It's a Cleveland label.
Starting point is 01:47:33 Yeah, yeah. I know there was a Machine Listener tape. There was like a Blanca tape or something like that. Yeah, there's a Moltar tape. Was there? Yep. Another Moltar tape just came out on a Unifactor. Glitter all over my hands.
Starting point is 01:47:44 My wife's going to get jealous. Oh, boy. She's going to get... Wait. She's going to get jealous. That's an old strip club joke, Mike. And she's jealous that you got to go, but she didn't. She's not like
Starting point is 01:47:58 angry or anything. She's just jealous. She's jealous that I got to play with glitter and she didn't. It's your big boy stuff. It's for big boys like you. I love the Hollow Eyes logo on the spine. Yeah, it's tight. It's very tight. Is his face
Starting point is 01:48:16 like... I don't have a height issue. I can't tell. It sounds pretty interesting to me. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. Pretty damn... They're all on this metallic glittery paper. It's very nice.
Starting point is 01:48:32 Mike, your nails are beautiful tonight, by the way. Oh, thanks. My kids painted them. You know, it was a rainy day. We didn't really get out. Oh, my God! I don't care! You know, we got out a little bit. I packed up the Nissan. We took the VersaNote down to the coffee shop and had a muffin. I don't care. You know, we got out a little bit. I packed up the Nissan. We took the Versano down to the coffee shop and had a muffin.
Starting point is 01:48:50 Let's take a moment to applaud your daughter's instincts. All right. You ready to play this? What is it again? Vito. Vito Lucente. All right. All right.
Starting point is 01:49:00 I'm sorry. I need to pick me up. Vito Lucente. All right. Let's do this. I need to pick me up. Yeah. I'll pick you up. Pick me up. Baby, never stop. I'll pick me up. Vito Lucente. All right, let's do this. I need to pick me up. Yeah, I'll pick you up. Pick me up.
Starting point is 01:49:05 Baby, never stop. I'll pick you up. Dave, will you be my bodyguard? Absolutely. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Mom, I tore a big hole in the convertible. Vito Lucente. What the hell happened?
Starting point is 01:56:17 That was tight, man. What the Christ? Really scary. Sounds like Reince Priebus. Is it hollow eyes? What the hell happened? It's hollow eyes, right? Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:26 Yeah, a label from Chicago. I was saying Hidden Eyes for a while, but it's Hollow Eyes. Hollow Eyes. I had a classic goofball. Hollow Eyes is like a doll. Like a doll. I feel like such a dummy. Like a scary doll with Hollow Eyes. All right.
Starting point is 01:56:36 Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan. Yeah. Too scary, Dave. All right. Ian, you want to do a two- strip of bacon and uh bring this one out yeah double and this one up episode what are we on episode 106 correct six thanks to uh i'll do that after we say that what we're playing let's talk about what we're playing i'll go first yeah what
Starting point is 01:56:57 do you want my tape let me see where my tape is here it is and this tape has no information on it like whatsoever why shouldn't say that the cover is just like you know it, like, whatsoever. Why shouldn't it say that? The cover is just like, you know, it's like, you know, just like little, like, paintings. Like watercolor type. Like watercolor type paintings with no text. And then a purple shell with a label with the same thing. But it says ACR008TMRPOE, side A and side B. TMRPOE. It's TMRPOE.-O-E. Side A and side B. TMR Pope.
Starting point is 01:57:26 It's T-M-R-P-O-E. TMR Poe. And the label is ACR. And you find it on the band camp and stuff like that. You figure it out. But this label, I don't know. They sent us a batch of tapes. Like maybe four or five tapes.
Starting point is 01:57:39 This is their eighth release. Where are they from? Did I put it down? I don't know if I wrote it down. Hello are they from? Did I put it down? I don't know if I wrote it down. Hello. Yeah, I did not write it down. I don't know where they're from. I'll Google it.
Starting point is 01:57:52 You'll Google it. I handed you a bunch of stuff over there. Yeah. They do a lot, you know, it's a lot of really chill, mellow shit with really just like, you know, vague, pretty J cards, low information on them. Yeah. One of the other ones you gave me doesn't have anything on it at all. It's tight. So, look forward to that one. The most remote place on earth.
Starting point is 01:58:11 I guess that's what T-M-R-P-O-E might stand for. Oh. It's a project out of Japan. This is their debut release. Oh, the label's from London. Here we go. Here we go. I'm back, boys.
Starting point is 01:58:22 I'm back, boys. The label's from... Didn't you ask where the label's from? I did. Goddammit, Ian. Dave. Dave, you want to quit it with that real quick? Labels from London.
Starting point is 01:58:35 A lot of low-key chill shit. And then what are you going to play, Ian? What are you going to do? It's like a Double Dragon sound. Do it again. Where you hit the boss? Yeah.. Hit the boss in the stomach. Really scary. What the hell happened?
Starting point is 01:58:54 I'm going to do one, a recent one on Denzu What the hell, Mikey? Denzu Artifacts. Denzu Artifacts. Did a laser focus with them not long ago. Up on Tiny Mixtape. What the hell, Mikey? Denzu Artifacts. Okay. Denzu Artifacts. Denzu Artifacts. Did a laser focus with them not long ago.
Starting point is 01:59:08 Yeah, yeah. Up on Tiny Mixtapes if you want to check that out. This is a tape from Shemi Fasserwerk. Is that how you say that? I'm not sure where the accent is. Me neither. But I think so. I know this project has...
Starting point is 01:59:20 I've heard a tape like on blue tapes. Don't I? I think I heard something on Midnight Circles. This is to Jimmy Fats. That one got me. I think this might be a French project or maybe German
Starting point is 01:59:51 I'm not sure sorry if I'm wrong please tape is called Zerbro Clique Commons I'm not sure but this is Zerbro Clique Commons. I'm not sure. That's a big Masonic number.
Starting point is 02:00:07 But this is Dinzu number 12. That's a big Masonic number. Let me see it. Have we played Dinzu stuff before? Ian, have you played Dinzu stuff before? Well, as I just said, Dave. I wasn't listening, really.
Starting point is 02:00:21 We did a whole laser photo. That's right. Now it's coming back to me. And we may have played some before. I think we did. I'm trying to remember which tape it was. I think I played the sequences tape from the first batch. Let me job your memory, Dave. Please.
Starting point is 02:00:35 Watch this J-Card fold out. Damn. Look at that 12 on there. I love that. There's always one panel. For the release number? A giant release number. Oh, mama mia.
Starting point is 02:00:49 Dave's having flashbacks to Vietnam right now. That's what that's like, right? Fighting the Italians. Mama mia. All right. You ready? Come on, man. Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. How much does official cost? All right. You ready? Come on, man.
Starting point is 02:01:07 Feels like I got a lot of loose body parts. How much does official cost? All right. Let's end this up. Thanks to Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring the show. Dwarfcraft.com. Go ahead, Dave. Take it out.
Starting point is 02:01:20 Thanks, Mike. Thanks to Ian. Thanks, Dwarfcraft Devices. Thanks to everybody. Thanks, Dave. Send us tapes. Welcome to reality. Thanks, Joe. Send to Ian. Thanks to Warcraft Devices. Thanks to everybody. Thanks, Dave. Thanks, Joe. Thanks, Joe B. I thought you were Joe B for a second. You sounded so much like Joe B.
Starting point is 02:01:34 I tried. Thanks for the alien in the kitchen. That scares Joe B. Joe B's afraid of seeing an alien at night. Doesn't go downstairs for water. All right, good night. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go to the other side. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon The End so Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so uh I'm going to go ahead and get some food. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get some food. Thank you.

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